#170 John Clay Wolfe Show 10.20.18

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show: Episode #170 (10.20.18)

Original Airdate: February 13, 2026
Host: John Clay Wolfe
Co-hosts: Bobbo, JD, Turley, and various callers
Episode Theme: A classic car, culture, and comedy episode veering into wild creative territory as the crew brainstorms an absurd, modern reboot of 'Smokey and the Bandit'—with listeners chiming in, the team riffing on pop culture, and the usual car buying hijinks.

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EPISODE OVERVIEW

This episode is a raucous, freewheeling mix of car talk, nostalgia, wild movie pitch riffing, audience participation, music talk, workplace pranks, and the irreverent, quick-witted banter typical of The John Clay Wolfe Show. While car buying forms the show’s backbone, the main thread this week is the creative (and hilariously unhinged) group effort to reimagine 'Smokey and the Bandit' for the modern era—complete with diverse casting, ridiculous plot updates, and cameo brainstorms from listeners and hosts alike.

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KEY DISCUSSION POINTS & SEGMENTS

1. Boise, Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes

[00:01–04:03]

• John spins a tale of moving to Boise for a tech job post-college, rubbing elbows (and sweet-talking secretaries) to pitch a computer patent to local magnates.
  • “The Potato King was rich, he's a billionaire, and he invested in some computer dorks in Boise. I called the Potato man and he wouldn't take my call. Imagine that.” – John Clay Wolfe [01:55]
• Comparison between Boise and Fort Worth, underlying the Idaho city’s “hidden” coolness, motocross culture, and car community.

2. How To Smuggle Weed Across State Lines (Satirically)

[04:10–08:55]

• The hosts muse about how kids are running edibles from Colorado back to Texas and joke about using delivery vans as “perfect camouflage.”
  • “A DHL wrapped van or a FedEx wrapped van? You could get on manheimonline.com and probably find one pretty easily.” – John Clay Wolfe [06:07]
• Prompted by this, they hit their “Stoney moment”: a riff imagining a weed-smuggling remake of 'Smokey and the Bandit,' starting a creative spiral that will thread through the episode.

3. ‘Smoking with the Bandit’: Ridiculous Remake Brainstorm

[08:55–15:44, returns throughout episode]

• Hyped up by Lynyrd Skynyrd and the “Boise, Idaho to Florida” route, the hosts cast the movie live, riffing on actors, vehicles, and political correctness:
  • “We need to make this culturally equal… it’s got to cover all bases. The truck driver needs to be a Mexican, of course. And the dog? Doesn’t need to be a dog—it needs to be a monkey. A transvestite monkey.” – John Clay Wolfe [11:04]
• Listeners call in to suggest actors (Matthew McConaughey as Bandit; Jack Black as sheriff; Lucy Liu for Sally Field’s role, etc.).
• Inventive, ever-escalating, and self-aware as spoof—a comic highlight lasting all episode.

Memorable Quotes

• “For those who don’t know what we’re talking about, we’ve had the Stoney moment and come up with a remake of 'Smokey and the Bandit' as drug mules going from Boise, Idaho to somewhere in Florida with a Skynyrd vibe.” – John Clay Wolfe [09:35]
• “Maybe the animal isn’t a dog anymore. It needs to be a transvestite monkey. BJ and the Bear had a monkey.” – John Clay Wolfe [11:32]

Notable Listener Calls

• [16:08, 18:08, 23:13, 32:22] Listeners propose the truckers be the two Hispanic guys from Fast & Furious, and casting ideas for law enforcement, Bandit, and more.
• Listener calls become a hilarious audition reel, dictating diverse, tongue-in-cheek casting.

4. On Air Shenanigans, Characters, and Music Riffs

[12:40, 17:00, 19:37, throughout]

• Michael McDonald impressions surface (with Bobbo), while callers try to deliver unfiltered praise—trouble with FCC-mandated language edits ensures chaos.
• Music talk—Earth, Wind & Fire, Commodores, Led Zeppelin, Greta Van Fleet, Hagar—breaks up the car chat.

5. Rush Limbaugh “Calls In”

[20:16–23:01]

• Bobbo impersonates Rush Limbaugh, who offers tongue-in-cheek advice about cabinet members’ preferred substances and pokes fun at politics and pharmaceutical excess.
  • “They actually exist on very different substances than I do. A lot of ibogaine in the cabinet.” – “Rush Limbaugh” [21:51]

6. Sports, Cars, and Riffing with Drunk Callers

[28:28–44:00; misc. throughout]

• Sports talk, notably reactions to controversial plays in Astros/Red Sox.
• The regular stream of listeners offer cars to sell, share bizarre stories, or join in casting the movie. Many are clearly calling in after a night of drinking, which becomes a running theme/joke.
  • “[To callers] You are spot on. Those people, they are not newly drunk. They are overnight.” – Caller “Stephen,” [44:02]

7. Facebook Stunt: Should Brandy Get Listener-Funded New Boobs?

[76:13-84:40]

• John brings up an employee’s real (and partly tongue-in-cheek) campaign to crowd-fund new breast implants, posting bikini pics for listener appraisal.
• Audience verdict: “No way, she looks fine!” Flood of comments.
  • “No one's feeling sorry for Brandy at this point.” – John Clay Wolfe [85:01]

8. Classic Car Buying Banter

[85:31–132:49]

• John and the team field dozens of car sale pitches—a mix of truly rare rides (CTS-V wagons, 2000 Honda Preludes, 82 Diesel Blazers, etc.) and standard fare.
• John’s no-nonsense, sometimes caustic style comes through:
  • “We do not deal with third parties. Only the owner. We will buy it, though. But when people call in with the friend stuff, we don't negotiate with friends... Friends can't sell other people's houses, either.” – John Clay Wolfe [131:54]

9. Pop Culture and Social Satire: Kanye, Kardashians, and Race Jokes

[72:32–118:28]

• The hosts dissect Kanye West’s “abolish the 13th amendment” comments, Dave Chappelle’s defense, and riff on pop-cultural absurdities, Kardashian effect, and more—as always, using a fast-mix of references and self-aware satire:
  • “We have Bruce Jenner’s Olympic jersey in a frame up on the wall just to remind us of the Kardashian effect—what it can do to a good guy.” – John Clay Wolfe [74:27]

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NOTABLE MOMENTS & QUOTES WITH TIMESTAMPS

• Effort to reach the "Potato King" & Micron’s billionaire investors: “I called the Potato man and he wouldn't take my call. Imagine that.” – John Clay Wolfe [01:55]
• On the weed-smuggling van: “You grab one of those [delivery vans] and you look…that would be perfect camouflage. Next best thing to a police uniform in a police car.” – John Clay Wolfe [05:44]
• Political correctness satire: “We need to make this culturally equal if we're doing this. Got to cover all bases. The truck driver needs to be Mexican, of course...Dog doesn’t need to be a dog, it needs to be a monkey. Transvestite monkey.” – John Clay Wolfe [11:04]
• Casting callers, complete with FCC dump button drama: “I just want to say I love...Tell your actors that they're hilarious and I just love listening to y’all Saturday morning. But you said effing.” – John Clay Wolfe [14:29]
• Michael McDonald impression: “To the world you belong, so much for two come together on a special day. Hey it is. It's Michael McDonald, ladies and gentlemen.” – John Clay Wolfe [12:56]
• Rush Limbaugh drug advice bit: “A lot of ibogaine in the cabinet… That’s why nothing’s getting done in the cabinet these days.” – (as Rush) [21:53]
• On audience’s level of intoxication: “We have the drunkest audience in the nation.” – John Clay Wolfe [31:56]
• Listener input, 'Smoking with the Bandit': “So the cop needs to be Jack Black… Sally Field needs to be an Asian chick...like Lucy Liu with a little bit of a boob job?” – John & Caller [17:00]
• On crowd-funded boobs: “She works for us…she wants a new boob job…her boobs are old, 21 years old.” – John Clay Wolfe [76:15]
• Music cross-generational love: “Greta Van Fleet is a group of 20 year-old guys that sound and act and sound like Led Zeppelin. The singer sounds like Robert Plant. The guitar sounds like Jimmy Page. They have taken the Zeppelin sound and recreated it.” – John Clay Wolfe [107:32]
• On classic car price debates: “If you have a CTS-V wagon…I will pay retail damn near for it.” – John Clay Wolfe [111:18]
• Car dealer advertising honesty: “People get mad at us because we’re not liars. We’re buyers. Our book is a checkbook—not a comment gallery, not a forum.” – John Clay Wolfe [129:43]

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IMPORTANT SEGMENTS AND TIMESTAMPS

• Boise anecdote & potatoes: 00:01–04:03
• Weed-smuggling/Smokey & the Bandit pitch begins: 04:10–12:06
• Remake casting brainstorming + caller ideas: 15:33–23:03, 32:22, 76:00, 82:11
• Rush Limbaugh call-in (impression): 20:16–23:01
• Listener-fueled casting brainstorm: 16:04, 17:44, 23:44, 32:22
• Sports, Astros/Red Sox controversy: 29:06, 100:11
• Brandy’s “crowd-funded boobs” Facebook stunt: 76:00–85:15
• Classic cars & car pitches: 85:31–132:49
• Kanye West, Chappelle, Kardashians commentary: 72:32–74:50, 116:13
• Music riff: Greta Van Fleet & Led Zeppelin: 107:32–110:17

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TONE & STYLE

• Unfiltered, irreverent, and quick-hitting: Hosts and callers crack jokes, riff on each other, and switch topics at lightning pace.
• Self-aware and inclusive: The team invites listeners to help shape the central running joke—the 'Smoking with the Bandit' reboot—making for an engaging, participatory show.
• Pop culture savvy: References fly, from Lynyrd Skynyrd and Led Zeppelin to Kanye, the Kardashians, and classic SNL bits, all delivered with biting wit and comic timing.

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SUMMARY FOR THE NEW LISTENER

If you haven’t listened: This episode is a potent dose of The John Clay Wolfe Show at its best—where car-obsessed radio, comedy improv, and pop culture satire collide. The central thread is a surreally modern reboot of 'Smokey and the Bandit,' organically constructed by the hosts’ jokes and listener call-ins, morphing into an ongoing comic highlight.

Expect rapid-fire banter, outlandish characters, bizarre real-life stories, and sharp observations on the car business, sports, and the state of pop culture—all delivered with a rowdy, self-deprecating sense of humor that turns a morning of car-buying into something close to southern-fried radio improv.

Memorable Quote:
“We need to make this culturally equal if we're doing this...and the dog doesn’t need to be a dog—it needs to be a monkey. Transvestite monkey.”
—John Clay Wolfe [11:04]

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For the full effect, listen to the show—but this summary should provide both the framework and the flavor of an unforgettable episode.

Transcript

[John Clay Wolf]

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[Bobbo]

That's what Boise's for.

[John Clay Wolf]

And there's more to Boise, Idaho than potatoes.

[Bobbo]

Wait, what?

[John Clay Wolf]

There's more to it.

[Turley]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

When I, when I got transferred. Transferred? Sound like a military. I was gonna say when I moved to Boise, Idaho in 1996.

[JD]

Did you really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Jason Tail.

[JD]

Oh, there you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Story of my life. No, I got a job with Micron Electronics.

[Bobbo]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Huh. I, out of college, I, I, I made a patent on a computer that I was shopping around during the Internet boom. And this guy named Stephen Appleton. No, it was Junior is either. Yes, JR Simplot was on the COVID of some magazine, Fortune magazine, or some business magazine. Old man. And he was the Potato Magnet of Boise, Idaho. He's on the COVID of this deal and he owned, he invested in Micron Electronics.

[JD]

That's magnate, not magnet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right, Magnet.

[JD]

They attracted him from there all over. They used to stick to him like glue.

[John Clay Wolf]

See where the Potato King was rich, he's a billionaire, and he invested in some computer dorks in Boise, Idaho that Leonard Skynyrd was singing about in the song. And I called the Potato man and he wouldn't take my call. Imagine that.

[Bobbo]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Some 20 year old kid from SMU in Dallas. So I got to his secretary and I started pounding her. Not physically, but mentally. We got it. And I started sending her flowers and stuff. I was about 21.

[JD]

You had it even then, Johnny?

[John Clay Wolf]

I did. And I got through to her. She got me with JR Simplot and I got with him and he liked me. And he sent a jet airplane down here to pick me up and took me back to Boise, Idaho to meet Stephen Appleton and Ken Burch. He said, boy, I don't know the difference between microchips and potato chips, but I like you. These boys need to hear what you got to say.

[JD]

At 21, you had to feel pretty cool sitting in a private jet.

[John Clay Wolf]

I felt cool. Maybe it's 22. 21.

[Bobbo]

22, I keep thinking.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I moved up to Boise, Idaho in a corporate apartment that was furnished. And before that, this was my only experience to Boise, Idaho was Leonard Skinner's band.

[Bobbo]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was better than I thought.

[Bobbo]

Reminds me of DiCaprio walking into investment center selling airtime penny stocks. How'd you do that? Man?

[John Clay Wolf]

This company that, that company Micron was already very established by the time I got there was a monster.

[Bobbo]

Still got any stocks?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I never had any stocks. They make microchips, wafer manufacturers. But it was, it was anyway, Kellogg Idaho and Sun Valley, Idaho. And if you like Colorado, you'd like Boise, Idaho because it's like Fort Worth, Texas. Baton Rouge, Louisiana. About that size downtown with the mountains in the background. Like. Right. Like they start motocross races or cross country races in the middle of downtown. You know, Fort Worth, they start them on horses.

[Bobbo]

Sure, sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

They have the horse deal, right? And like Idaho, they'll start them with dune buggies and they'll have downtown events with dune buggies and motorcycles and jeeps. And they blast out of downtown into the mountains right there.

[JD]

Wolf.

[Bobbo]

Sounds awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's very awesome.

[Bobbo]

Have they got a rock station in Boise? They do. We used to talk to those guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give them a call.

[Bobbo]

They got any cars? What do they drive out there?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know, but this kid doesn't know how to put it. Oh, he's down here. He's out getting my. Getting my coffee, but.

[JD]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'd love to put him on the hole. I'd love to yell put him on hold. Pre K. But he's not here. Where is Pre. Seen his probation attorney or what?

[Turley]

He's in Colorado.

[JD]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Why?

[Turley]

Why else somebody go to Colorado?

[John Clay Wolf]

You know they're hitting people hard in Childress, Texas.

[JD]

Yes, there are other reasons to go to Colorado.

[Bobbo]

All the way down the 287 corridor.

[John Clay Wolf]

So all these punk kids from Party City that have. That are, you know, that are half ass ghetto that. That have this great business idea to go to Colorado and mule back a bunch of edibles. They're getting popped on 287. I wonder what the telltale. Officers, if you're listening this morning, actually we. I don't think we're on up there yet in Amarillo. Amarillo, which. That all kicks off at 9. But I'd like to hear from. Remind me to ask the officers what the symptoms are of a Texas white boy wanting to be a mule. How do they. What are they picking on the car?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, what criteria are you using to profile these.

[John Clay Wolf]

These criminals, these Colorado dope smugglers? Not drug, just dope.

[Turley]

I think it has a lot to do with the type of car. I think that's the first profile.

[JD]

Really?

[Turley]

Yeah. You got a car that's kind of a little edgy, older, like Malibu or something like that. It's in a hubcap.

[John Clay Wolf]

You say mally, I say boo. Yeah, but do you think those guys hop in hoopties and make a Colorado run?

[Turley]

Well, you got to think of the person that goes out there. Either that or a white van. One of the two.

[John Clay Wolf]

White van.

[Turley]

Well, because you got bands and stuff like that. That's what they usually travel in, is white vans. Caps rental.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, it would be good at these auctions. You know, they've got these. FedEx has these contractors and DHL has these contractors. So they come to the car auctions all wrapped. Still, you grab you one of those and head your ass out and you look. That would be perfect camouflage. That would be the next best thing that being in a police uniform in a police car.

[Bobbo]

Right, right.

[Turley]

I don't think we're condoning this.

[JD]

No, not at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

But would you agree?

[Turley]

I agree, though, yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

A DHL wrapped van or a FedEx wrapped van?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

You could get on manheimonline.com and search their inventories around the country and probably find one pretty easily.

[Turley]

Should we start buying those?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. No, no, absolutely.

[Bobbo]

Theoretically, I'm getting all kinds of ideas now. Yeah, that's. What a great idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks. I mean, this is what I do. I'm the idea guy. That's a. You could upsc. Ups. That big van, you know that. That's very commercial. The one with the big sliding door in the back. Sure. That's serious. That's like cdl. That's taking it up too far.

[JD]

Yeah, just taking it too far.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hdl. No, I'm talking about ups.

[JD]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it's a heavy. Yes. Is there a license called hdl?

[JD]

No, I'm talking about the company.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no, I'm talking about UPS trucks.

[JD]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

In a cdl.

[JD]

That's okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Commercial driver's license.

[JD]

Serious.

[Turley]

That's a hell of a long driving those things.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think the charge would be heavier if you were in a commercial vehicle because, you know, the stoner didn't have a cdl. He can't run air brakes. He can't even run an air. He can't even run an air carb. On a graphics bone.

[Bobbo]

Right, right.

[Turley]

But a van, they can drive. Yeah, they can handle a van or you get your.

[Bobbo]

You get your old buddy to drive his 78 Trans Am about five miles ahead of you all the way and draw the cop attention long.

[JD]

You're eastbound and down. You got to load it up and truck it.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that's just really exactly what that was.

[JD]

Exactly what?

[John Clay Wolf]

That was not kind of.

[Bobbo]

I just got idea, man. Remake of Smokey and the Bandit about.

[JD]

Marijuana coming out of Colorado.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is not stupid. This is good. This is good. Hang on, I need to write this down. Marijuana mules. Colorado, Texas. Smoky needs to be. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Hey, now it's all coming together, man. This is why we do the Saturday morning jam session. Attribute Leonard Skynyrd, right?

[Bobbo]

You bet.

[John Clay Wolf]

They were travelers. They were stoners. Colorado's not a long enough run to get excited. You can't drag a movie from Colorado. Today. We're gonna start in Boise, Idaho, and run to Alabama.

[JD]

They're smokeless.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or run to Florida. Where were they from? Somewhere in Florida.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. Tallahassee.

[John Clay Wolf]

Skynyrd. From Boise, Idaho, to town to Florida. Skinner's hometown. And it's a Smokey in the Bandit remake, but with weed. Yeah, but who's the Bandit? What's his profile? What's his. Who's Burt Reynolds? Is it Ronnie James? No, that'd be Dio. Is it Roddy Van Zant with a cowboy hat? I mean, hell, his little brother's been singing for him for 30 years. Maybe he could act for him in this.

[Bobbo]

I think Bradley Cooper's ready for this role.

[JD]

He's done everything else, right, huh?

[Bobbo]

Directed by Light.

[JD]

Yeah, you're right. It's not for him to do a light thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

So with Tarantino, there'd be some death. Yeah, a lot of death.

[Bobbo]

And Sammy Jackson drives the truck, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bradley Cooper, he's overused, man.

[JD]

Have you seen Starsborn?

[John Clay Wolf]

No. I heard it's great.

[JD]

It's great. Great.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's overused. Leo DiCaprio needs to be the Bandit. He was good at the wolf.

[Bobbo]

He's good in everything.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who could be Jerry Reed?

[Bobbo]

Well, you almost gotta have a hillbilly, don't you?

[John Clay Wolf]

For those of y' all who don't know what we're talking about, we've had the Stoney moment. And we've come up with a remake of Smoking the Bandit as drug mules going from Boise, Idaho, somewhere in Florida, like, with a Skynyrd vibe. Yes.

[JD]

Skinner music.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it all started because Pre K's mule and down some gummies from Breckenridge to Wichita Falls. Kurt Russell.

[Bobbo]

Kurt Russell. Drive the truck man. Yeah, just like Big trouble Little China. Yeah, you got the pork chop on the air here.

[JD]

He could do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about the black guy?

[Bobbo]

Which one?

[John Clay Wolf]

Vin Diesel. Is he a black guy?

[Turley]

No, not really.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's not. What, what is he?

[Bobbo]

Are you talking about white Marcellus Wallace?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I'm talking that, I'm talking about the guy from Fast and Furious.

[Turley]

Yeah, but not him. He's, he's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everybody, like have a Fast and Furious is the Bandit.

[Bobbo]

Everybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

They have a rice burmer, huh?

[Bobbo]

Everybody hates Vin Diesel.

[John Clay Wolf]

We need to make this culturally equal if we're going to do this. It's got to cover all bases.

[JD]

Sure, we can use the rock.

[John Clay Wolf]

We got to have rice. We got, we got to have a rice burner instead of. We got to have a Subaru wrx like what was that movie, Baby Drive Baby or something like.

[JD]

That was great film, very great.

[John Clay Wolf]

So instead of a big old gas sucking Trans Am, it's got to be something like a four cylinder twin turbo rice burger. It needs to have a black guy or a Saudi ish guy as the Bandit.

[Turley]

Quite a diverse one there.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. And the truck driver needs to be a Mexican, of course. Okay.

[Turley]

Nafta, Michael Pena, he's. He's funny guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Denisio del Toro would be a good truck driver.

[Turley]

Yeah, yeah, actually, but he's not very funny know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Neither was Jerry Reed, but he had that dog. And the dog doesn't need to be a dog. It needs to be like a. A monkey. Transvestite monkey.

[Bobbo]

Yes, yes.

[JD]

There's a trans what?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, we're making this thing equal so nobody can complain in the PC world. A transvestite monkey. BJ and the bear had a monkey.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, but that wasn't us.

[John Clay Wolf]

Denisio del Toro as the truck driver in this show has a transvestite monkey.

[JD]

Yeah, yeah, exactly. Michael.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hold on.

[Bobbo]

I'm emailing Paramount as we speak.

[JD]

We know what Johnny did last night.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll get to more of these details later. If y' all have any, any, any two bits that you need that we.

[Bobbo]

Haven'T considered or a FedEx truck that you'll sell.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. It's nice to be here on time today and that I wasn't an hour and a half late to my own show.

[Bobbo]

Doesn't that feel good?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's step one.

[JD]

Happened once in 10 years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I just got out of jail.

[JD]

That was your first words last week.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I was jamming to the Commodores on the Way in. That is some good stuff.

[JD]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

We need to play more Commodores. Charlie, do you have any Commodores? It. I don't even know the name of this song. It's that like Way of the World or Hearts of the World. Our hearts are on fire.

[Bobbo]

Oh, that's Earth, Wind and Fire.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, is that what it is?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, that's the way of the world.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's the way of the world. Good. Tim, I was thinking if Michael McDonald. Cuz Bobo does that good Michael McDonald impersonation, right? Oh, if he was the singer of that or.

[JD]

Yeah, he could do.

[John Clay Wolf]

He could pull out instead of Philip Thomas. All right. To the world you belong. So much for two come together on a special day. Hey, it is. It's Michael McDonald, ladies and gentlemen. He's in the studio with us. Michael, how are you? Have you been of the world, baby? Yeah. Oh, here. Here's your music. We, we. We have a minute left of this segment. Can you take us out? Michael McDonald. I've been having to work for my breakfast, baby. Hang on real quick, Mike, I gotta ask a couple listeners questions. Good morning. You're on the air. Real quick, what you got?

[Caller]

I was gonna input on their actors and tell them I fucking enjoy listening to them every morning with Hilary.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. I'm sorry, I just. You were on the air and I just had to dump you because you did the effing thing. But that was. That was that so you could say it again without cussing. You're on the air.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Okay, hang on, Turley.

[John Clay Wolf]

What happened to Earth, Wind and Fire or whatever the hell it's called? Just stop. Is not acceptable. Go ahead, get a new phone. What are you poor? Go ahead, man. What were you saying before I had to dump you?

[Caller]

You're fine. I just wanted to say that I enjoy talking to you guys and. Okay, now you got me all confused.

[John Clay Wolf]

Listening. Let me tell you what you said before you cussed. Before you. Before you did a pooping. You said. I just want to say I love. Tell your actors that they're hilarious and I just listen. Love listening to on Saturday morning. But you said effing. Listen to that. Is that what you said?

[Caller]

I know. Well, I won't say the effing word. And I'll get it right this time.

[John Clay Wolf]

How about that? All right, in three, two, one. Hit it.

[Caller]

Are you ready?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. And we're in. Say your name and what city you're from. Okay, go. I'm making her nervous. Okay, do something else. Charlie, bring us out. Let's go. Is that locked? Up, too. Is everything okay? So let's not geek out on the phone so hard that we drive the airplane into the mountain.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Now.

[John Clay Wolf]

In three, two, one. My name's John Clay Wolf. I buy cars on the radio. Be right back. Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. I don't want to talk about cars right now. I want to talk about the smoking the Bandit thing. Smokey and smoking with the Bandit.

[Bobbo]

Smoking with the Bandit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Samantha, are you back now?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I am.

[Caller]

Sorry. My phone's crap. That was terrible. Sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Good morning. Give it to us. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Can I say that word? Oh, well, let me. Let me get it straight this time. I really enjoy listening to you guys. First of all, I just wanted to get that out now. And I think the two guys, you know, I don't know which one of you made the Vin Diesel Fast and Furious reference, but you know, the two Hispanic guys that are in there and like the third one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller]

That argue all the time. They would be the funny truck drivers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. What about the transvestite monkey? Does it take it too far?

[Caller]

Maybe a little bit.

[John Clay Wolf]

What city are you in?

[Caller]

Conroe, Conrad.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, cool. Josh, good morning. You're on the air. Chocolate will show.

[Caller]

Hey, what's up, man?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll just BSing.

[Caller]

Oh, sweet. That's pretty cool. Samantha's from Conroe. I'm from Convale.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, good. Y' all can get on a date tonight and make a love child. What?

[Caller]

No, sir, I don't think so.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm married. I'm a happily married man. All right, Hank Hill, what have you got?

[Caller]

All right, so check this out. We're bringing back Any which way but loose because you got to have Clint Eastwood and Clyde.

[John Clay Wolf]

Clyde. That's a true point, Truck Driver. It's a true point.

[Caller]

And then you got Matthew McConaughey as the bandit.

[Turley]

Oh, yeah, that's an obvious one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that is an obvious one.

[JD]

That's good.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about the kid who. Who made the order? Who gave the order? Like the little guy and daddy that ordered the beer and Bandit. I was thinking the Chinese guy from Hangover. What's his name? Yeah, he's the boss. He's the one waiting on the load on the other end. Okay.

[Turley]

It's like Kim or. Or Win, right? One of something like that. It's like A. It's 50 chance. It's one of the two, right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kim or win or Chin.

[Bobbo]

Ken. Jong.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ken. Jong Un.

[Turley]

There we go. Ken. No, that's a different guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

David, what city are you in? David. David. Bye, David. Aaron, what city are you in?

[Caller]

I'm in right now. I'm in Bay Cliff, but I live in Texas City.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, what you got?

[Caller]

All right, so the cop needs to be Jack Black. The sheriff chases him all over the place.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like that.

[JD]

Yeah.

[Caller]

Needs to be an AC Chicken.

[John Clay Wolf]

So Sally Field needs to be an Asian chick. A hot Asian chick. Busty or flat?

[Caller]

Say that again.

[John Clay Wolf]

Busty or. Or.

[Caller]

Let's go with mid.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mid.

[Caller]

Halfway in between.

[John Clay Wolf]

Halfway.

[Turley]

I don't know many.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, like Lucy Lou with a little bit of a boob job?

[Caller]

Yeah, like Lucy Lou with a little bit of a job.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I can live with that.

[Bobbo]

Outstanding.

[John Clay Wolf]

So now we're, like, bringing Charlie's Angels into this. Okay, okay. Jack Black is the cop. Matthew McConaughey is the bandit. The dude from the hangar of the Chinese guy is the order man. The boss. We'll get through the rest of this a little bit. Smoking with the Bandit. Nobody steal this idea, man. This is my idea, and it's yalls idea. We're doing this together. Don't let people steal it like they always do. Our other stuff. My name is John Clearwolf. We'll be back. Just a minute. Go ahead and crack that natty light, right, because it's morning. That makes sense. The John Clay Wolf show, presented by Gimmethevin.com 800-800radio, givemethevin.com. And remember, it's hard to drink all day if you don't start first thing in the morning. Right? Michael McDonald, everyone. Hey, baby.

[Turley]

What a collabo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Michael, you don't even know the words to this song. Special day, baby.

[Bobbo]

I don't think he does.

[JD]

I don't think so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like, it's hard to knock one down first thing in the morning if you don't know the words. Especially if you're hanging out with some of the most talented singers in the world. Do you even know the chorus?

[Bobbo]

I don't think he does.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rush Limbaugh, Good morning. What are you doing? Do you know the chorus? Rush Limbaugh, everybody. He's always we. For those of y' all are new to the show, Rush is a guest of the show. And we dialing up on the isd in line. Good morning, Rush.

[Bobbo]

I'm John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, yes, yes.

[Bobbo]

Is that you, John?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's. Good morning.

[Bobbo]

I thought I was talking to the hostess Soul Train for a second. The hell is going on?

[John Clay Wolf]

We're just riffing. Riffing? We've gotten into a movie called Smoking with the Bandit. It's a remake of Smokey, Smokey and the Bandit where they're mewling weed from Boise, Idaho. Because that. That was in the Lynyrd Skynyrd song. Boise, Idaho.

[Bobbo]

Great idea. I think it's kind of already been done, hasn't it?

[John Clay Wolf]

By who? Johnny Depp?

[Bobbo]

That Requiem for a Dream film.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, don't get weird.

[Bobbo]

Very unpleasant.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stay above the water with us so we don't talk about the Burt Reynolds thing.

[JD]

Yes, right.

[Bobbo]

You know he died.

[JD]

Yeah, we know. He wouldn't be in this film. He wouldn't. He wouldn't be in the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bert's not gonna make.

[Bobbo]

Maybe a CGI mustache.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no.

[JD]

We'd be okay.

[Bobbo]

Put it on Bradley Cooper. You know, it would be really good that Matthew McConaughey.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's in your world, Rush? I know that you. You're not known for your film production or your talent picking.

[Bobbo]

I know, but look, when you talk about riffing on a radio program. We did that. Actually, most. Most of yesterday on my show at the Excellence in Broadcasting Network. Riff to me is describing every member of the President's Cabinet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow, that's.

[Bobbo]

And their habits and their natural habitats.

[John Clay Wolf]

And their status of resigning versus staying.

[Bobbo]

On diet over the course of six days. They actually exist on very different substances than I do. A lot of ibogaine in the cabinet.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's ibogaine?

[Bobbo]

That's very. It's a dangerous tropical thing. You ever see the serpent in the rainbow?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bobbo]

I turn you right into a zombie.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

That's why nothing's getting done in the cabinet these days.

[John Clay Wolf]

What else do they do, Rush?

[Bobbo]

I would advise. And we were talking about this yesterday, and I hardly ever say it on my show because I've got a different audience, obviously, but they should stick to Percocets.

[John Clay Wolf]

Your answer to everything.

[Bobbo]

So good this time, you know, all.

[John Clay Wolf]

The good this time of year, there's.

[Bobbo]

A season, all the good citrus is coming out of South America and Mexico right now. The grapefruits are as big as Melania's head. You cut it open, fill it with rum.

[JD]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Crush a couple of Percocets.

[John Clay Wolf]

Crush you a couple of Percocets.

[Bobbo]

You bet.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you crush them and, like, powder.

[Bobbo]

Them like you would Sweet and low.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on, Rush. I need to talk to Gene. Gene, good morning. You're on the air.

[Bobbo]

Tell Gene about the Percocets.

[Caller]

I don't need any Percocet.

[John Clay Wolf]

What you got Gene?

[Caller]

So on. On your show, you said the Asian guy from the hangover. For the guy that does It. You want Shaq and Kevin Hart to be that guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Shaq and Kevin Hart.

[Caller]

Because you had the fat dad, the little man. You got Stack Kevin Hart.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah. Okay. And H. Having a black guy be in charge would help me with my PC. Incorrect problem.

[Caller]

That. That's right.

[Bobbo]

He's the accidental racist.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no, no. I mean it.

[Caller]

Then your. Then your truck driver, Kevin James. And then instead of having an animal, you put the Asian guy in there with him.

[John Clay Wolf]

This sounds like it's turning into a Tyler Perry movie, dude. Jean, I'm out of here. Tell Yolanda out. Hang out with you and her and the kids on Sunday. Mitch, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Hey, morning. Long time listener, longtime beer drinker. Listen to y' all show in the morning.

[Turley]

All right, all right, all right.

[John Clay Wolf]

What you got? Where are you from in Oklahoma?

[JD]

Because that makes sense.

[Caller]

I was actually. I was in Texas. But I was gonna say, if y' all are gonna make this movie, y' all need to throw in Joe Rogan somewhere in there.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is a fair statement. Where would you put him, Mitchell?

[Caller]

What's that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Where would you put him?

[Caller]

Well, you know Joe Rogan or. Not Joe Rogan. Seth Rogen.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm sorry.

[Turley]

Oh, okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was thinking of the comedian.

[Caller]

I said the wrong name.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about Sam kinison? He'd be funny. 800, 800.

[Bobbo]

7234 died too.

[JD]

Yeah, he's also Rush, but.

[John Clay Wolf]

But you could. Rush. Could you do a Sam Kenison impersonation? I've got four seconds left.

[Bobbo]

Snort this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah, it's pretty good.

[JD]

That's pretty good.

[Bobbo]

We're back with more of the John Clay Wolf Show. Next.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sears is about to file for bankruptcy. Oh, yeah, we're back. Back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemetheven.com employees knew that there.

[Bobbo]

Was a chance this could happen when.

[John Clay Wolf]

Every Sears closed five years ago. Now, John Clay Wolf, isn't that the truth?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, sad, man. Sad.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it? Amazon's killing the man, man. You know, Joe Rogan. This ain't the first time I've had.

[JD]

Easy, easy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Awesome. Slow it down. I think Tyrone Biggums needs to be in the movie smoking with the Bandit. Also.

[Bobbo]

Well, our truck driver doesn't get beat up in a truck stop. He gets beat up in a crack house.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay?

[Bobbo]

And Tyrone Biggins is there.

[John Clay Wolf]

God, this could be All Star.

[JD]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who is this playing? Is this Black Savage? Sounds like they're drums.

[Bobbo]

You know what? That's one of my favorite Black Sabbath jams. I think it's Fairies Wear boots.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it just a jam?

[Bobbo]

No, they're singing it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah, Cool.

[Bobbo]

That's their own little Emerson, Lake and Palmer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Steve, what you got?

[Caller]

Hello?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hello? Hello, you're on the air.

[Caller]

Hey, this is Stephen Forney.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hi, Stephen Forney.

[Caller]

Hey, man, y' all talking about that, Making that movie there now. How can you have the Bandit not be Sean Tanis?

[John Clay Wolf]

The Coley Chase? What you got from the air?

[Caller]

Hello?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, you're on the air.

[Caller]

Yeah, I was thinking if you were gonna go with a more modern take like you said in the beginning, you could do somebody like a Joseph for the Bandits. Picking up somebody like Anak. And then fresh off his Bradley, he's breaking up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tiffany, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Hello?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hello, you're on the air.

[Caller]

I was speaking the cast of Super Troopers.

[Turley]

Just the whole cast.

[Caller]

Danny Trejo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tiffany, have you been drinking?

[Caller]

Well, yes, because they're. They're diverse. There's a black guy, there's Mexican, there's white, there's ginger.

[JD]

8:49 in the morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tiffany, it is hard to drink all day when you don't start first thing in the morning. Have you been to bed yet?

[Caller]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, you sound hammered. Hun. What? What are you on?

[Caller]

Nothing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Something.

[Bobbo]

Where's she from?

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you from?

[Caller]

Oklahoma.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, well, you're right. You're on nothing. You're just on the oxygen up there. That's the way. Turley, what's the line that Tiffany is not drunk this morning?

[Turley]

It's a. I would say it's two and a half.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the outcu line?

[Turley]

Seven and a half.

[John Clay Wolf]

Seven and a half. And that's ou away. So it's really ten and a half. Yeah. Tiffany, are you going to the game?

[Caller]

Drink? I do have allergies. I'm on Benadryl.

[John Clay Wolf]

I haven't seen Benjil slurp words like that in a long time.

[Turley]

Isn't that what everybody says? Well, I've been drinking.

[John Clay Wolf]

I might have had one. Tiffany, we're glad you're with us. Jeff, what you got?

[Caller]

Hey, good morning, y'. All.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good, good. You're on the air.

[Caller]

And hey, great. I was listening to your smoking in the Bandit idea. I think that's pretty cool. As the plot thickens, I thought maybe we could add a little to the plot and say one of the states legalizes marijuana, and now we need to get a shipment of ganja in the state quick.

[Bobbo]

Well, that's the whole idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was the whole plot.

[Bobbo]

Dude.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where. Where are you from? What city do you lake here. Remember the podcast? We put it up about 1 o'.

[Caller]

Clock.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can catch the first half of it @john clay wolf.com Jeff, where do you live?

[Caller]

Exactly how I said it, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jeff, where do you live? Say again. Fifth time I've asked, where do you live?

[Caller]

I live in Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

Houston. Houston. Houston. The Astros were so robbed this week.

[Bobbo]

Oh, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

It really bothered me. And I'm not a big fan, but I'm a fan. And that was just insanity at home run game four.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Charlie, what did you think about that? You're a rules guy.

[Turley]

Yeah. No, it was a home run.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Turley]

Because it was. If you look at the imaginary line.

[John Clay Wolf]

That they built over the rail, it.

[Turley]

Was over the rail. They just didn't have a good camera angle. And the umpire, he made his first call so the good camera angle wouldn't show, so they couldn't overturn it.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's.

[Turley]

So they're going by the book on that. But it was a bad call. It was a home run. And they should always just call it safe as a home run, then you review it and then if you have to overturn it, then fine, but it's harder to overturn the umpire.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. When he says, like the desk caught it.

[Turley]

Exactly. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mr. Brown, good morning. On there. Mr. Brown. Mr. Brown, Mr. Brownstone, you're on the air. Good morning. O2 Jeep Wrangler Sport.

[Caller]

Hello.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have a. Do you hear me? Okay.

[Caller]

Hello? I hear you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Oh, do you want. Do you have a car you want to sell?

[Caller]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have a car you want to sell?

[Caller]

Yes, I do. Yes. I have a 2003 Wrangler Jeep Wrangler Sport.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay? So between the call guy and here it turned in, it added a year. It went from.02 to.03. How many miles?

[Caller]

248,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Six cylinder or four cylinder?

[Caller]

You know, I'm not a car guy. I drive the car and that's all I do. I believe it's four, but I'm not 100% sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it's two grand.

[Caller]

That's what you're willing to give me?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Does that buy it?

[Caller]

Is there any way I could get talking into maybe 25?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, go. This is retarded. Go to givemetheven.com.

[Turley]

Load it up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me some pictures so we know what the hell it is we're talking about. If it's four cylinder. No. If it's a six cylinder, yes. If it's okay in decent condition. I mean, from talking to you, the freaking steering wheel may Be on the right side. All right. Anybody that wants to sell a car, go to. Give me the vin.com. good morning. You're on the air. It's you.

[Caller]

Hey, good morning. Hey, John. The best truck driver has to be Toby Keith because he runs out. Remember when the guy got roughed up in the original movie?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller]

Then he runs over all of the truck. The motorcycles, man. It's got to be Toby Keith, man. For the truck driver.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. That's great. Okay, here's what I've understood, and I'm very happy that everybody's up and around, but we really, really have done a bad job with these people from promoting alcoholism. I mean, we have the drunkest audience in the nation.

[JD]

Yes, sir. Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Benadryl. We've got Rush Limbaugh, hammered. We've got Tiffany in Oklahoma, hammered. We've got this guy thinking that Toby Keith's a transvestite. Hammer. Brian, Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Hey, it's Brian chilling hard in Austin. Yeah, I got three names in front of me. Are we ready to cast a movie?

[John Clay Wolf]

We're ready to catch away. Brian Chilling hard. Chilling Hard is his name. Go ahead, Brian.

[Caller]

All right. For the Sheriff, I got TJ Miller from Silicon Valley. And Deadpool, he would be awesome as that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

As the truck driver, we got Kid Rock. Take it up a notch there.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is good.

[Caller]

Yeah. And then for the Bandit, there's a little outside the box, but I think it'll work. There's a comedian named Jim Jeffries. It has a show on Comedy Central. We can teach him a Georgia accent because he's from Australia. He would be perfect.

[John Clay Wolf]

You put some thought behind this, Brian. We appreciate that you're paying attention. You're in Austin, Texas. What station are we on in Austin? It's. It's the zone. It's CALBJ AM. Is that right?

[Caller]

1300Am and what's the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that kvet or kk? It's cave at AM, right? Yeah.

[Caller]

I'm trying to think of the little jingle on it doesn't matter.

[John Clay Wolf]

It doesn't matter. It's not like it's 1960. Yeah, it's Fox Sports Radio. All right, cool. Austin, Texas. Austin beat who Last week? Oklahoma. Week before that was unbelievable. That wasn't supposed to happen. OU is gonna stomp. Tc, tc, Charlie, do you want to put any money. Do you want to make an illegal wager?

[Turley]

No, because I think they're gonna win more than seven and a half points is what they're.

[John Clay Wolf]

You want to move that line do you want to bend that guitar string, young man?

[Turley]

So what?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's your call. I got a hundred on Oklahoma beating the spread. If you want to. If you want to bend that line, I'll. I'll. But we don't have to. We don't have to be so greedy. 20.

[Caller]

20.

[John Clay Wolf]

$20 in points. Oh, 14. Okay, I'll take TCU meaning Oklahoma. No, no, I mean a line is a line. It's a fair point.

[Bobbo]

Not a fair 14.

[John Clay Wolf]

You. You made the line. I bet either side of it. So I'm TCU with 14, right? All right. Okay, cool. I'll take ou if you have to snap. Smelly, nice, fresh 20 ready for me. I'd appreciate it. 800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. Beer in the face of an angry Patriots fan.

[Turley]

Did you see that Sunday night?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I did not see that, but I did see that game.

[Turley]

So Tyreek Hill, several touchdowns that he had one of them. He was running towards the end zone. At the end of the end zone, back of the end zone. There's fans.

[JD]

Sure.

[Turley]

All Boston idiots.

[John Clay Wolf]

Boston flipping off, stealing World Series.

[Turley]

And then they throw a beer right in his face.

[JD]

Oh, geez.

[Turley]

And so one of the actually, I don't know if you watch ESPN's. Was Stephen Van Pelt.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, he's. You actually have an audio clip of that.

[Turley]

He had a quite, actually quite good commentary on this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Some idiot decides, well, it's not just enough to give him the finger, let's throw a beer in his face. Adam Shefter tweeted that Hill and his agent Drew Rosenhaus wanted the fan who threw the beer prosecuted. 21 year old from Mansfield, Massachusetts. He was charged with disorderly conduct and throwing an object at a sporting event. He's been banned from the stadium for future events by the Patriots. Good. Punish him. Make an example of him. This is completely unacceptable behavior. And it's a byproduct of this made up world fueled by social media where you think you can just say anything you want to to somebody with no consequence. In this instance, you think you can throw a beer in someone's face because why you bought a ticket? No, because you know that Hill can't do anything to retaliate because if he does, you'll sue him. It is the smallest and weakest type of behavior. This isn't how life works.

[Turley]

I agree.

[Bobbo]

What's really surprising to me is that it's a crime in Massachusetts to throw an object at a sporting event. They charged him with that.

[Turley]

Any state.

[John Clay Wolf]

It Damn sure isn't in Philadelphia. I think it's a crime not to. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars on the radio. But we'll be back. Uno momento, por favor.

[JD]

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[Bobbo]

It's the John Clay Wolf show.

[Caller]

Starring John Clay Wolf with J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ryan, Michael Turley and Bobby Brown. And featuring DJ Pre K, Keith Richards.

[Bobbo]

Rush Limbo, Randy the Chipmunk, and Satan.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Prince of Darkness.

[Bobbo]

And now your host, John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. We have a great show lined up for you. We have Satan in the house later on. What. What is Satan gonna be doing this week, Bob? I. I don't know.

[Bobbo]

We'll have to ask.

[John Clay Wolf]

But JD's the one so connected to him.

[JD]

I'm always wondering about him in the lottery. Now, the lottery is $1.6 billion. The mega nobody wanted last now. So it's going to be over a billion. You wonder if the devil gets involved in that, you know, because there's a lot of bad things going to happen with that kind of money.

[John Clay Wolf]

Frank, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Yes, sir. I've been hearing y' all talking about actors that can be picked for your roles and. Couple of them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, first of all. Hang on. I want to understand how deeply you've been listening. What is the concept of the movie we're trying to produce?

[Caller]

You know, I. I'm a brand new listener, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I know, but we. We started all this today. This all started today?

[Caller]

Yeah. Well, you talked about a sheriff. And no matter what kind of movie it is, I think a good sheriff would be Trace Atkins.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, God. Okay. And Luke Bryan in. In Brokeback Mountain goes. Goes Naked.

[Turley]

I think you need to reset for those that just.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Broke Neck Holler.

[John Clay Wolf]

Broke Neck Bandit. Broke Back Bandit. Okay. With Trace Atkins and Luke Perry. In the Wyoming rivers on a fishing camp.

[JD]

Luke Perry?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no. Luke Bryan. That's what I meant. Broke Back homo. No, no. Country singers. Did you just dump Me, Turley. Why does he always dump me whenever I do my best material?

[JD]

Keeping you out of trouble.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, okay. Broke Back country singers with Luke Bryan and Trace Adkins. Okay, anyway, real quick, what's the movie we're beating this thing into? Into the ground Smoking the Bandit Relive what happens. DJ Pre K went to Colorado to mule back a bunch of weed.

[JD]

Allegedly.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what brought all this up. So he's like, how funny. And Turley was playing Leonard Skynyr. What's your name, little girl? And he mentioned Boise, Idaho. And I start talking about when I lived in Boise, Idaho. And I said, we need to remake Smokey and the Bandit was smoking with the Bandit and have it cop Current day where they're mule and weed and edibles across the country in a hurry instead of beer. But from Boise, Idaho to benefit Lynyrd Skynyrd back to their hometown in Florida. And then who would we cast in all these different roles? But we need to make sure it's politically correct in this day and age since everything has changed. And I need more than a goddamn diablo sandwich because I'm in a hurry, Sheriff. But so we need a. You know, we need a lot of cross culture in all these important roles. And we decided, you know, we need. We need a chai. I wanted the Chinese guy from Hangover Hangover to be the. The boss, the one making the order. But this other guy said it needs to be Shaq O'. Neill. And then Matthew McConaughey is the Bandit. Now he's too white. We need to put a minority in that lead role.

[JD]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who did we come up with? I forgot.

[Turley]

Kevin James. Not Kevin James. Kevin. What's his name? The little dude. Comedian Kevin Hart.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kevin Hart as the Bandit.

[Turley]

No, no, that's what the guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't care what he said. I'm talking about what we're doing. We don't let them tell us we're the big man.

[Bobbo]

A little man that hire the band to get the wheel.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then somebody said Kid Rock is the truck driver. And I said Benicio Del Toro because he's a Hispanic and he'd be really good. And we have a transvestite monkey rolling with him. Kind of like any which wave but loose from the Clint Eastwood in the BJ in the Bear.

[Bobbo]

Hold the phone.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Hold the phone.

[Bobbo]

Benicio. Benicio Del Toro and Johnny Depp as Hunter Thompson Drive the truck. Man. This is backcountry.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that's really what this movie should be more. Is more like the Las Vegas Fear and loathing kind of movie because that hasn't been done a long time. All right, enough of that. We've Wore this out. Mr. Brown. Mr. Brown.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who calls in and says their name's Mr. Brown? Who the hell are you with a.02 that turns into an O3 Jeep Wrangler? You're too drunk to talk a minute ago so I hung up on you. Are you still there? I'm still here, Mr. Brown. Go to the liquor store and get you some more Mr. Booze. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. And if you'd like to sell your jeep, just go to givemetheven.com be glad to buy it. And they're nicer than I am and everybody downstairs and they give me the vin buyers. Just because I'm a smart ass on the radio doesn't mean you can be a smart ass to their customers.

[JD]

No, that's my job.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's nobody else's job but mine.

[JD]

Nobody does that. But you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do as I say, not as I do or I'll beat you. James, good morning. You're on the air. James, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Oh, good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, James. How the hell are you?

[Caller]

I'm doing just fine. My question is I'm regular listener to your station and I hear a lot about cars, obviously, but do you prefer track racing or drag racing?

[John Clay Wolf]

I just like drag. Drag in general. I know my lesbians. Yeah, 800-800-7234. Put them on hold. 800, 800 radio. I like bourbon Street. New Orleans drag.

[JD]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

With a two cylinder.

[Bobbo]

That's no drag.

[John Clay Wolf]

Best college and NFL matchups this week. Beer in the face from angry patriots fan. Packers pull off another come behind shocker. You know what a shocker is with the two fingers?

[JD]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

That. What? Look that up on the Internet. But that's what happened with the packers the other day in Aaron Rogers.

[Bobbo]

I thought that was a drinking game.

[John Clay Wolf]

The shocker. Yeah. I got slapped once for a shocker goodbye to Dennis Hoff. Did he die? Yes, he's dead.

[Turley]

Is dead.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. The pimp has died.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about who's going to take over his slot on A and E channel?

[Turley]

I don't know. Who's going to take over his business? Probably his madam. They were good friends. But the thing I'm wondering about is he's going to win a seat in Nevada's legislation.

[JD]

He could after he's dead.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[JD]

Really.

[Turley]

He was winning anyway. And so they're just going to leave him on the ballot.

[JD]

But you can elect somebody who's dead.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can have seen Brewster's millions.

[JD]

How would you do?

[Turley]

What they would do is put another Republican. Pick somebody. I guess so. They're of course Republican. He's leading. Why wouldn't they take him out?

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, look at how bad this has gotten. Now people are calling in in the schedules. 2014 Suburban with 70,000 miles wants us to know he's not drunk. Stephen, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Hey, good morning. Yes, the disclaimer is as I am not drunk.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you heard the voices of some of the others this morning?

[Caller]

It sounds like their lips are taped together. You are spot on. Those people, they are not newly drunk. They are overnight.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, Tiffany in Oklahoma is leading the pack right now. In my opinion. Yes. From the Benadryl problem.

[Caller]

The over under on those people being drunk is high.

[John Clay Wolf]

So a 14 Suburban, is it leather nav roof?

[Turley]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

A two wheel drive? Four wheel drive?

[Caller]

It's a thing. It's a real b. Real basic. It's white with tan leather. It's two wheel drive, no sunroof, no nav.

[John Clay Wolf]

Big wheels, small wheels. The 20s or the 18s?

[Caller]

Regular? The 18.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

But it is very stock.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is leather, leather, leather, leather. Last year of the old body MMR on its 19 grand. Would that buy it?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

What buys it?

[Caller]

I don't know. That's why I'm calling.

[John Clay Wolf]

But you're not drunk, you're sober, so I get to yell at you. Okay, so this is what everybody enjoys. Everybody enjoys that. Okay, so listen to what this guy says. Okay, well, 19 by no.

[JD]

What will?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. That's why I'm calling you. But hang on. You know, 19 won't. Right.

[Caller]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so. So what will? Let's start over. Will 19 buy it? No. No, what will? Okay, you're not drunk, you're stone. That's what you are. You're stoned out of your shoes. I'll give 21 grand if you wanted to sell it. Go to givemetheven.com. let me look at it. Let me look at the pictures. I. I may be thinking it's baser than it really is. I'm hearing you say it's a base, base, base. If you'll go to give me the vin.com, take a side shot, an interior shot, send it in and I'll make a decision.

[Caller]

All right, thanks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. 800-800-7234. Good morning. Los Angeles, Las Vegas, San Diego, Baton Rouge, Oklahoma. You're our favorite Arkansas and all of Texas. San Antonio. You know, I forget we're on in San Antonio. Antonio. San Antonio is a big city.

[JD]

Big city.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just haven't been there much.

[JD]

Riverwalk's awesome. Great place to be.

[John Clay Wolf]

What have you got J.D.

[JD]

Let'S see here. What do we have? An Ohio police officer is getting some praise after body cam video caught him telling two young youths about the dangers of BB guns.

[John Clay Wolf]

Two utes.

[JD]

Utes. When Officer Peter I can't say it. Responded to the report about two young men carrying a pistol. Basically it could have been really bad. You know the kids, they pull these BB guns out and they think it's cool or fun or interesting and you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get your ass shot. You can get your ass shot off.

[JD]

Yeah, basically. And he basically is talking to these kids. We have the audio of him talking to these young gentlemen about the problems that they may.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now here's how you get your ass shot off by the police. This is getting kids killed all over the country. Oh no, I was just holding it like running like this. That thing looks real bro. I'm so sorry. You should be sorry and you should be scared. Yes, sir. Do you think I want you to show shoot 11 year old? Do you think I want to shoot a 13 year old? Do I honestly look like the type of dude that wants to shoot anybody? But do I look like type of dude that will shoot somebody? But I would take your 17 year old sister on a date.

[Bobbo]

Close call.

[John Clay Wolf]

As long as her ID says she's 18 and a half.

[JD]

Didn't waste the time doing a little more cop talk. Do we have another cut of that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's see here.

[JD]

No more but you know, it's nice to you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I stepped out of the car. A young male wearing a gray jumpsuit with red stripes pulled what would appear to be a gun out of his waistband and threw it off to the ground. It's really what it is. It's a millisecond and you see the gun leaving his hand. And out of the corner of my eye I saw it bust into a million pieces. Once it hit the sidewalk, that's when I realized it was a BB gun.

[JD]

But he shot him all the. No, he did not shoot him.

[Bobbo]

Luckily he didn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Billy, Billy. Billy, how you doing? Billy? Billy, you're on the air.

[Caller]

This Billy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey Billy.

[JD]

Six times.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, Billy, it's your.

[Caller]

Let me know when we're we're going to be on the air.

[John Clay Wolf]

God damn. Billy. Listen, let's start over. Hey Billy, you're on the air. That's what I said. And you said, hey, this Billy. I said, hey, Billy. Billy, we're on the air. Go ahead.

[Caller]

Hey, good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning.

[Caller]

I asked my mom, I asked her why she named me Billy. She don't have an answer.

[JD]

What part of Oklahoma are you in?

[Caller]

Oh, I'm in Kentucky. I'm in Kentucky.

[JD]

Makes sense.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, good then. What, what, what brings you by this morning?

[Caller]

I was trying to listen to some rock music, but you guys took over that radio station. So then I decided I want to listen to some sports, and you guys took that one too.

[Bobbo]

So.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so you're calling in?

[Turley]

I don't know.

[Caller]

Let me know when you guys are finished. I can listen to some rock music and check my sports upstate.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, if. First of all, if you really want your rock and roll, there is a thing called YouTube and podcast, podcasts and Apple music and you can get to it. You know, it's not like you're cut off. And if you need some sports, you can just turn on ESPN or look at the app.

[Caller]

I got a warning. I got a warning for some folks out there. When you're placing your wagers, make sure you don't click the first half, okay? Because then, then when you think you win the game and you go to check your balance is gonna be a bad thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, so. Well, Billy, I'm glad to know that you're a fan of the show and that you call in to places that you don't want to be in. So I'm, I'm. I'm having trouble believing you, Billy, so I'm gonna hang up in you now.

[JD]

I got my legs broke.

[John Clay Wolf]

Zach. I think we've had enough smokey ideas for the morning. You there, Zach? Bye, Zach back, Jeff. An 03 Chevrolet, half done, heavy duty. 250,000 miles is a two wheel driver.

[Caller]

For it's four wheel.

[John Clay Wolf]

250,000 miles. Average rough or clean.

[Caller]

Outside, it's average. Inside it's kind of rough.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does 2 grand buy it?

[Caller]

I'm sorry?

[John Clay Wolf]

Does 2000 buy it? 3 would it might go to givemethe vin.com let's look. Send me a picture of the inside and outside. And I'm also going to need a video of the motor running. Make sure it doesn't have any engine. Knock 800.

[Turley]

800.

[John Clay Wolf]

7, 2, 3, 4. Just load all that up into givemetheven.com My name is John Clay Wolf. It's not show me the vin, it's give me the vin and we'll be right Back. Broadcasting live from the Wolf radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Everybody in Bernard, Texas, is an alcoholic.

[JD]

You burn it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're burning. See, it's all about baiting the Oklahoma people now. John Clay Wolf. People say I'm no good. You know, people were. Someone called me. It's like, why are you giving Dan Gomillion so much grief? This guy that I know, that we know from. He's a general manager of that old dealership I used to have inverted. And he's just such a bag. And that's why jig bag and Carling, though. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

I mean, you get a bag of.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, you get a bag of jiggity baggage. They did a Parnell Chrysler. Dan engineered this. This is when I first got in the business, like 22 years ago. They did a slasher sale, and they set up these panels of chain link fence to make it look like it's a distress situation. Okay. Put the cars in the middle of it. Have all these customers come in, say, we're going to slash the prices. Okay. Until we sell them. It's like a bad movie. So we're going to start at 10,000 and, like, auction backwards. 9,008 until somebody says 5,000, and then we'll go up and let the high bidder win. So they were going to auction off the car. Okay, gotcha. And they gave everybody bitter numbers to.

[JD]

Let customers, like regular customers.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

The public can come in and get a better number. Okay, I remember that. And they. On their. On their bid tag, their number, like, 428, 792, 643.

[JD]

So they're just odd numbers.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, they're beacon scores. No. Yes. There's a credit score.

[Caller]

Credit score.

[JD]

That's brilliant.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just terrible. It's just cheating. Like, these guys are sitting there, like, you know, and we. He said all the fives were, like, sitting near each other. Yeah. You know, roaches run together. Sure is the idea.

[Bobbo]

Well, they all smoke, you know, but like, if.

[John Clay Wolf]

So they're on a $35,000 car. You don't want to sell it to the guy with a five that his, like, 533 wants. Sell it to guy. That's like 722. Pay for it. But I guess I. Yeah.

[JD]

Really, Baba.

[John Clay Wolf]

You could have been the auctioneer for that one.

[Bobbo]

I gotta make it up. I get. I get mixed up after three.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do it right. Let's hear you try. I want to see. I do want you to auction off a car at the real auction. For real. Really? Well, like, if you got, like next week, this Wednesday, if you get on the block at the end and do one.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's 1500 cards.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

So can you do it?

[Bobbo]

I haven't practiced. 1250.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

You say 1250.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. I'm not an auctioneer.

[Bobbo]

That's not my 12. Bucket of 12.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you saying bucket of 12? Bucket of 12.

[Bobbo]

12 and a half, 12, 750, 15.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a bit of a jump. Any Lambos, Ferraris, Porsches? Big cars? We haven't had any. This morning we've gotten into the. All the miley trucks as all this has been 13F250FX4 package. Is it four wheel drive, David?

[Caller]

Yes, it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles?

[Caller]

27,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's good on a 13 that.

[Caller]

Yeah. I was deployed for three years, so it stayed in storage.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where is it?

[Caller]

Fort Worth, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. We have an office of Fort Worth, Texas. Do you have a title?

[Caller]

Yes, I do. Clean and clear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. It's a 13F250. Is it cloth or leather?

[Bobbo]

Leather.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have a sunroof?

[Caller]

No, it does not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[JD]

When you got deployed, did you leave a letter in the glove box in case you didn't come back?

[Caller]

No, actually, it was. My wife was deployed. I was going as a spouse. Oh, okay.

[JD]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just wondered. I've never heard of that.

[JD]

Yeah, some. Sometimes they do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you work while you were over there? Wherever there was?

[Caller]

Yes, I. Yes, I did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Huh. Where did y' all go?

[Caller]

Sicily.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's not bad. You and the. You and the wife go to. Go to the wine country. And she's paying for it.

[JD]

This is military.

[Caller]

Government's paying for it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know, but I mean, through her, she's got the hookup.

[Bobbo]

Naples is wine country. Sicily is mafia country, man.

[Caller]

Well, I got plenty of wine.

[John Clay Wolf]

13F250 with 20, 000 miles, no roof. What color?

[Caller]

Red.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does 30 grand buy it?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does 32 grand buy it? No, it's a 13. It's five years old. What buys it?

[Caller]

45?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I mean, you're. I mean, dude, I'm. I just bought.

[JD]

Damn.

[John Clay Wolf]

I bought a 16 yesterday. A 16 with 22 in white with a roof and platinum for 45.

[Caller]

I mean, I've got leather navigates everything except the sunroof.

[John Clay Wolf]

But you're missing three years, and you're missing the platinum. I'll give 38. Maybe 37. Somewhere between 36 and 38. It's a 13 now. I'll give third. I. I'd give 37. I may give 38, but I love the miles. Yeah, 38. 38. We'll go with that. If you want to sell it, I can write a check today on the spot. You run down, down the street and cash it. Give me the vin.com, load it up.

[Caller]

We.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll get it bought. I really. I bought a. I bought a 16 platinum yesterday with 20 for 45.

[JD]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, you know, you're not going to buy a 13 FX4 for 45. You guys need to tune up your scope a little bit. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio radio. So, Turley, catch me up with sports.

[Turley]

Well, this week, the weekend, tcu, ou, first game on the ballot. That's worth watching, I guess, if you're. Because in our, in our listening audience, OU wise and TCU fans, we moved the line. It was seven and a half. We moved to 14. John, you said that TCU will cover 14, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I think, I think it'll be close to that. Really.

[Turley]

It's not their year this year, that's for sure for TCU.

[John Clay Wolf]

Otherwise, there's not a whole lot of good OU's. They lost to you.

[Turley]

Yeah, but they could see still win the Big 12. I mean, all that happens is TCU or Texas needs to lose one more game. The night game is probably the best game. Tonight it's Oregon versus Washington State. That's where game day's at right now, espn. Otherwise, there's really not much. You know, Mississippi State plays lsu, a soft number five. Lsu. I like saying that.

[John Clay Wolf]

LSU is awesome.

[Turley]

I know. Apparently I made some LSU you fans mad by calling a soft 13 last week. I heard a lot about that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, well, they didn't. They weren't so. No, they played. Well, they're number three in the country. In my heart.

[Turley]

They play at six o'.

[JD]

Clock.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, I completely screwed this Louisiana trip up because I left third. Yeah. We haven't been promoting it. Here's what happened. I look up and we're booked at a casino bar, right? And we're going down to this LaBerge casino, supposedly on that day, the LSU game. I'm not. And I just, I'm not gonna do it. I mean, call me a bitch, call me a sellout. I'd rather go do it at a trailer park than a casino for free. I'm not going. I fundamentally can't fill the house at a casino with our listeners.

[JD]

Yeah, for free.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not gonna do it. She did it. She promised it for free. I'm like, if we're doing a casino, I'm getting paid. If I'm bringing thousands of listeners into a casino, they're gonna pay me. That's your bottom line? Yeah.

[Turley]

Casino or the bar?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's the bar in the casino.

[Bobbo]

No, it's. It's the sports bar and grill. On the side of the casino.

[John Clay Wolf]

On the side of the casino. It's in the casino.

[Bobbo]

It is.

[Caller]

You're right.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a draw. They're using us to bait in so our listeners will spend money with them. They're going to make money off of us, and they're not going to do that unless I'm getting paid.

[Bobbo]

They were going to give us a sandwich, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I don't need a sandwich. I need 10,000. I love it.

[JD]

They're going to give us a sandwich, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

They want to pay me 10,000, I'll come down there and fill their place up.

[Bobbo]

They certainly got it now.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll do it. I know they've got it. And it'd be one thing if we hadn't done this before, like in Lake Charles. They paid us plenty to go down to the. On the ESPN thing. But no, I'm not going to do that. I would rather go to a hole in the wall. If we're going to do a freebie, I'm going to do it. Cool.

[JD]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not going to do a freebie in a casino.

[JD]

You're going to do a freebie.

[John Clay Wolf]

If I'm going to sell out, if I'm going to get naked and drop to my knees and. And do that thing right. You're gonna pay me.

[JD]

Give it to a mom and pop bar.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's like, well, I got this booked. I'm like, well, who the hell wouldn't take that deal? Yeah.

[JD]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. We'll bring you 500 people to your casino to steal all their money, and we're gonna get a sandwich. What kind of deal? I mean, Bobbo, you were in on this, too, were you not thinking.

[JD]

And a draft be I was in on.

[John Clay Wolf]

They paid me 5,000 to go to the freaking Choctaw Casino five years ago on AM radio, I predict hell, that was 10 years ago.

[Bobbo]

I predicted produce the show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Freaking casino for free. Did it never cross your mind?

[Bobbo]

Didn't cross my mind, Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, you and Ronnie did this.

[Bobbo]

I actually found the place.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, I mean, we don't do. We're not.

[JD]

If.

[John Clay Wolf]

If we're gonna strip, we're gonna get paid. If we're gonna be cool and do an acoustic set Somewhere cool. That's great. One for the fans. Right?

[Bobbo]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's fine. I'm all about that. But if you're gonna. If I'm gonna drag my people. People through that threshold of a casino, and the reason they're doing it is they're not. They're coming for us. But they're gonna give them that funky oxygen and free beer. So they'll go in there and spend their money. Sure. We're getting some of it, too. I'd give it back to the fans. I'm not. I'm not greedy. I'm just not stupid. There's a difference.

[JD]

That's a bad example.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's a bad example?

[JD]

It's a bad example to do a casino for free.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, well, it's just dumb. I mean, do you think when. When they go up to the casino here up in Oklahoma and. And bring a bunch of people to do it for free?

[JD]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. If you put a hole in the wall deal together the next week, we'll look at it. But I. I'll do that for free.

[JD]

But I'm not a mom and pop place. Somebody that needs the money.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not even needs the money. Just has a good. It's a perfect example. I did Wolf Dance, remember back in 07?

[Bobbo]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

We had that party, had Jack Ingram, all these people, and it was a great time. Charge like five bucks at the gate just to cover our expenses. It was packed. The whole city was. I mean, it was. It was wonderful. The next week I get greeting. The next year, I get greedy. We need to get a big venue. We need to charge for parking. We need to charge for coolers. We need to charge for this. And we need to bring in bigger acts and have a big thing. And a buddy of mine said, wolf, the first time you did it, it felt like a picnic party.

[JD]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

The second time you did it, it looked like you were doing it to make a profit. And you know what? He was right.

[JD]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

In the second one sucked.

[Bobbo]

He didn't make profit.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. The whole thing was a disaster. And the. The tornado didn't help anything. Oh, okay. And then Jack Ingram did not perform the headliner that year. That was back when he was popular. And. And then he owes me one. And he never made it up. So, Ingram, if you're listening down in Austin, you still owe me one. You owe me a show. You owe me a show. I already paid for it, to be exact. And I gave you a truck to drive for, like four years. So let's. Let's settle up. On that. My name is John Clay Wolf.

[JD]

And fun.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm just not. I'm just not going to get screwed. I. If I'm getting screwed, I'm getting paid. Yeah, I'll be right back. From the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show. Call John toll free, 1-800-800- radio.

[Bobbo]

Murphy's gonna beat our ass.

[JD]

Oh, my God.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Let us. This is for cash now.

[John Clay Wolf]

John Clay Wolf. Nothing I can do.

[JD]

1106 Saturday morning. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it is an emotional rescue. And this is one of the best songs that the Rolling Stones have ever sang, and it's grossly underplayed.

[JD]

Speaking of that, there was a story. Hang on, man. Let me find it. Sorry about emotional. Here it is. Right. Orlando, Florida. Police had to remove a woman who. Who brought an emotional support squirrel on her Frontier Airlines flight headed from Orlando to Cleveland. Of course, it had to be Florida. Frontier says the passenger had noted on her reservation that she was bringing an emotional support animal with her. She just forgot to tell him it's a squirrel. Airline says rodents and including squirrels are not allowed. And the airline said they had to call the cops to get off the plane.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is a squirrel a rodent? Yeah, but let's get Randy the chipmunk over here. Randy, get over here.

[JD]

He would know, wouldn't he? Emotional.

[John Clay Wolf]

What happened to the Stones? Oh, we got Randy's music. His intro music.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

What's going on, guys?

[JD]

Hey, buddy.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

What happened to Stone?

[JD]

Good morning, Stones. While we playing your. We're playing your theme.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Bear's rocking out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

What's the deal?

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll get back. We'll get back to it.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah, man. Kick a squirrel on a plane.

[JD]

Why the woman brought a squirrel on a plane as her emotional animal?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

This.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

This is not rocket science. Okay, May I postulate you don't want a squirrel on a plane.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

This is crazy.

[JD]

Oh, well, they are crazy. They're all nuts.

[Bobbo]

The first.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

The first bag of nuts, they say they're crazy, they go crazy.

[JD]

Forgot about that.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah, it's like you guys work at Sonic.

[JD]

Guys at Sonic, they were roller skates skating around, right?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Okay. It's like one of those guys on speed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

You get squirrels on a plane and going crazy with the nuts to be up in the cockpit and something will get screwed up. And plus, you know, squirrels, they steal.

[JD]

They steal.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

They steal.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're just not trustworthy.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah, I'm not. I mean, I'm not trying to pick them apart or anything. We're all part of the same genus, but.

[JD]

Yeah, But I really wouldn't want a chipmunk on an airplane, either. No offense.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Chipmunks are cool. Okay, here's the deal.

[JD]

All right?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Okay. That crazy woman.

[JD]

Yeah?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

She got a emotional support chipmunk.

[JD]

A squirrel.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Come on, man.

[JD]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Like. Okay. Why'd you take him out of your purse? Just leave him in there. Nobody knows.

[JD]

Nobody.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Nobody knows.

[JD]

Nobody.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Nobody knows.

[JD]

When she got on the plane, nobody knew. In the bag.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what about that. That. That man and man couple that had an emotional support gerbil?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Well, just don't take him out of your purse, sir. Leave him in there. Nobody knows. If nobody knows, nobody knows.

[JD]

Nobody knows.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Usually we fly to cargo hold, and we have to stow away to do it.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

You know, it's a long walk to Vegas, Randy.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did you think about the Astros Boston Red Sox game and the. The consumer interference call?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Lost a dollar or two. Lost a dollar or two on that one. Me and my friend Rusty, he's chipmunk. We was down at the Astrodome for that game.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, the Astrodome.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah. That's a sad, sad deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it was minute made park, but go ahead.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I was Rick. Huh? I didn't know they changed that.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's fine.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

The good betting these days is what's going to happen to Rick.

[Bobbo]

Gr.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

You know what I'm talking about?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Okay. Walking Dead this year. All summer long, they're saying the last Rick Grimes episode. Rick Ryan is that sheriff on Walking Dead. You do watch Walking Dead, don't you?

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Okay.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Last couple seasons, Rick's been getting it on with Michonne. She's like a black samurai girl. I won a lot of money on a Walking Dead death pool last year when Carl died.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what's that have to do with the Astros game?

[Turley]

What?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I. Carl.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because these are some of the best.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Bets you can get off on your couch potato uncles, right? Now, what's gonna happen to Rick Grimes? All right, three to one he gets eat by the walking dead. I bet you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Randy. Good to see you. Uncle Scooter's a lion. Bastard. Sam in Houston. Good morning. Sam in Houston. You there?

[Caller]

Hey, how are you, sir?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good, good.

[Caller]

No, I was listening to the radio, and y' all are telling me about a little mom and pop place looking out, and y' all wanted to get something together, just get some information. We. You know, we have a bar out in laporte, Sam and Dave's off Underwood Road.

[John Clay Wolf]

There you go.

[Caller]

Y' all are more than welcome to ever come out.

[Bobbo]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, thank you, Sam. Appreciate it. Colin, where are you from? Colin, you still there?

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What you got?

[Caller]

I got a 2010 F250.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. What city?

[Caller]

I'm in Mont Belvie.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. 106, 000 miles on a 10. That body style is leather. Cloth.

[Caller]

It has leather.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a xl? Is it XLT with leather or a lariat or king ranch or what?

[Caller]

It's a. It's an XL with leather.

[John Clay Wolf]

Time, time. Stop, stop, stop. XL with leather.

[Caller]

So it's whichever one's a base model with.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have a black grill or chrome grill?

[Caller]

It's got. It's blacked out grill.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I know this truck. So. So it's an XL that's been. That's had some stuff put on it. Do this, do this. Go to. Give me the val vin dot com. Give me the vin dot com. Take some photos of this thing. Push them. It really takes less than 60 seconds. We you can load your car and get a bid in less than 60 seconds. And when it ask you what trim level push XL and then and send us the pictures. The computer is going to bid it a little light because it's an Excel. We'll add back by hand for the. For the options that you put on. But we need to see it.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. 800. 800. 72 3. It's an oil field truck that's been dressed. Okay, gotcha. Is the long and short and it's very, very easy to screw that one up.

[JD]

Kicked it up a notch. We're gonna play. It's time to play our. One of our favorite games. Real or fake Headlines. You see headlines all week long. Some of them are fake. Some of them are real. Here are three headlines that actually were on Facebook this week. Only one of them is real. Are you ready? Morgan Ploy cremator by mistake while taking a nap.

[John Clay Wolf]

That sucks.

[JD]

That's number one. Number two. 30. 32 year old Erie, Pennsylvania woman has been killed after an overdose on meth causing her to insert a gas pump into her bottom.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's a gas pump?

[JD]

Where you put gas in a car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[JD]

She took the thing.

[Caller]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Nozzle.

[JD]

Okay. And that'd be a big bottom. A 68 year old man from California has gone to missing in the southern Indian ocean while attempting to reach the end of the world. The edge. He's a flat. He's a flat earther.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that didn't happen.

[JD]

That one didn't happen.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bobbo]

You sure?

[JD]

Okay. So there we go. There they are. A Morgan Ploy cremated by accident while taking a nap. Lady sticks a gas nozzle in her rear. Or the 68 year old man looking for the edge of the earth is gone missing.

[John Clay Wolf]

And when she did the gas nozzle, did she pull the trigger?

[JD]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I just got the answer that. I think that's the real one.

[JD]

There's stories to go with all of them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, see, okay, I got. See, look, I'm showing right here on the radio. Beautiful visual.

[JD]

Showing you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, Turley, what's your take?

[Turley]

I just can't. I can't imagine somebody being that high. I'm going with the gas and anus.

[JD]

Gas in the anus.

[Bobbo]

Surviving and surviving on the fake news now. I think it's the guy that disappeared looking for the end of the world.

[JD]

Okay, flat earther.

[Bobbo]

I'll show him.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like Morgan Ploy that got torched in the cremation machine, but I don't think that happened. And I think I'm cheating a little bit. But I might have seen a headline this week on the gas and the anus gas. Okay, so speaking of anus gas, I think we got that dog out of here this week. That's good. Okay, so I'm gonna go with the gas, the anus.

[JD]

Horrified motorists looked on as the woman proceeded to put the nozzle into her bottom. And she said, oh, that feels good.

[John Clay Wolf]

So this is true.

[JD]

This is a true story. This actually happened in Erie, Pennsylvania.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was there a. Any ignition?

[JD]

No, there was no ignition.

[John Clay Wolf]

For some reason, I thought the headline I read that she cracked a cigarette and everything blew up.

[JD]

No, that did not happen. According to witnesses, the woman ran across several lanes of traffic into the gas station, grabbed the nozzle and inserted and then said, oh, that feels good.

[John Clay Wolf]

And how did that go? How did that work out?

[JD]

The person you really want to go to the next step? Yeah, she died. You can't put gasoline in your body.

[John Clay Wolf]

But you said that she didn't pull the trigger.

[JD]

She pulled the trigger. She did pull the trigger.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[JD]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

So she got a fill up?

[JD]

Yes.

[Turley]

Was it supreme?

[JD]

I believe this was. Let me look here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, one of the 100 low lead.

[JD]

Ethanol. It was ethanol.

[Bobbo]

What are they paying per gallon out there?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know.

[JD]

It was 268 killed her? Yes. You put that. You put gasoline inside your body. Your body absorbs it just like people that do wine enemas. Yeah, your body absorbs it and the gasoline goes into your system and you die.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long did it take her to die?

[Bobbo]

Let me look here.

[JD]

It doesn't say. Probably pretty quick, I'm guessing. They say the emergency crews got there, tried to revive her. There was no stop.

[John Clay Wolf]

Man, that's a long way to the top if you want to rock and roll. That had to hurt, I think. Damn. That was true.

[JD]

Yeah. She was on meth math. She had been arrested before for meth issues. So it was meth that caused her to think that was a good idea?

[John Clay Wolf]

I've never.

[Bobbo]

Let's go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Meth has been making people do bad things for years, but that's the first. That's a good one, Bob. Have you ever heard of such?

[Bobbo]

No, sir, I have not.

[John Clay Wolf]

What would have happened if it had been Diesel? Think it killed her so quick?

[Turley]

She might have lived a little bit longer.

[JD]

A little more oily.

[Bobbo]

She'd have been from Oklahoma.

[John Clay Wolf]

If it was Diesel, she'd have been had. High miles. 800. 800. Seven, two, three. That's too bad. That's in Pennsylvania.

[JD]

That was in Pennsylvania. Erie, Pennsylvania.

[Bobbo]

Oh, eerie.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, all right, enough of that. Enough of that.

[Bobbo]

My bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dave Chappelle on Kanye West. Those are. Kanye west is quite a polarizing figure lately. Dave Chappelle's my favorite.

[JD]

He supports his friend Kanye west, despite all the pro Trump controversy. And he's still trying to understand where he's kind of where he's coming from in this audio.

[Bobbo]

The angle he's seeing things from is about the division that he sees, and he's not inconsistent with what he's saying. For instance, a decade ago, I read a quote where he said he wanted to take the Confederate flag and reappropriate it some other different kind of way. I mean, it's Maga. Hat, whatever. The thing that's scary about this presidency is after it. I don't know if you've been married before or had a girlfriend and said something in a fight that was so wrong. And then after that, we. We still family. We still around each other. But, man, I sure did say all that, didn't I? And I'm not mad at Kanye. That's my brother. I love him. I support him. But, you know, I don't have to agree with everything that he says. I. I just. I just trust him as a person of intent. But, yeah, he shouldn't say all that.

[John Clay Wolf]

But what did he say?

[JD]

Kindly?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, he loves Trump.

[Turley]

It was more than that.

[Bobbo]

He's become a part of that cult of personality deal. He said he'd like to abolish the 13th Amendment. That's the amendment that freed the slaves.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Turley]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Yes. Because that Amendment freed the slaves.

[John Clay Wolf]

A black guy standing up saying enslaved.

[Bobbo]

Yes. And this is word for word, because amendment that abolished slavery is a trap door that if you fall in there, you could wind up right next to the Unabomber. He said that literally in a. In a meeting with our friends.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's kind of losing his mind.

[Turley]

Oh, just a little bit.

[John Clay Wolf]

So the Kardashians have rubbed off on him in another way.

[Turley]

It's another one they're getting.

[JD]

Yeah, but his, his.

[John Clay Wolf]

We have Bruce Jenner's Olympic jersey in a frame up on the wall just to remind us of the Kardashian, of the Kardashian effect, what it can do to a good guy. So, so, so Kanye west jacket will be up there in a few years.

[JD]

He's always.

[Turley]

He's been a little bit crazy, but they tapped into it and they've just rooted it out.

[JD]

He does what it takes to get attention and to go against the grain. He always has.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think Bruce took it to the highest level of all time.

[JD]

Absolutely. They sat down Bruce. They sat in a room with Bruce and they went, okay, here's the deal. You're about to be non existent. So how the all. Only way we can get you to be any kind of an important person for the next 10 years is you're gonna have to go pretty crazy. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Be a woman.

[JD]

Get ready to tuck.

[Turley]

Wait, wait. So you think this is a show?

[JD]

It's all a continuation of. I believe it's Wag the Dog. I believe there's a producer and a director in their camp, and he's telling them what to do.

[Turley]

So he's telling Kanye, all right, here's your next step.

[JD]

Here's your next step. You want us. You want to be completely left field, right field, whatever you want to call it, here's what you do. I mean, we did this with Bruce, so he can't do this.

[John Clay Wolf]

This with you make you crazy.

[JD]

That one's been taken.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bring the sl. Bring slavery back, Kanye. That's what I need you to say.

[Bobbo]

That's what we need to say.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. All makes sense. My name is John Clay Wolf. We buy cars on the radio and talk about crazy stuff. We'll be right back. Speaking of marijuana. Oh, yeah, we're back. Back to the John Clay Wolf Show. 800, 800 radio. That's a hard claim to. To overcome. Now, John Clay Wolf, I just posted something on the Facebook page.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jcw John Clay Wolf show Facebook page.

[Caller]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

And it is a. And I cleared this with her. I said, you sure you Want to do this? She said yes. She wants an employee, A long time friend, longtime staff member.

[JD]

Who is she?

[John Clay Wolf]

Brandy.

[JD]

Brandy.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll just leave it at Brandi.

[JD]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

She works for us. She runs our recon. She's a very talented young lady, but she's small. She's a small, light person.

[JD]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And she wants a new boob job. And she got jealous that DJ Prek got listener funds raised to pimp his Cadillac. Not jealous, but inspired.

[JD]

Inspired.

[John Clay Wolf]

And she said, why don't we do a raise money, a gofundme for me, a new boob job. And I was like, I don't think that you qualify. And her argument is that her boobs are old. 21 years old.

[JD]

21.

[Turley]

So why is she not on the air to talk about this? That's my question.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I just wanted to test it first, so I posted. I said, I need bikini top pictures.

[Turley]

There's tons of questions.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know it. Bikini top pictures. I'll post them on the Facebook page and let the listeners let us know if it's a worthwhile cause, because I think there's a lot more causes. Are you looking at the picture?

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's your opinion?

[JD]

Why in the world What? She wants more. To what? Yeah, they're nice.

[Turley]

Is she changing them out like tires? Yeah, she said they're all the world changing them out. Okay, so it's the same size.

[John Clay Wolf]

I I, she wants a fluff.

[JD]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

What does a fluff cost?

[Turley]

So are those the old ones that leak Maybe too?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. I just.

[JD]

They don't look like they've been done. They look very natural and very nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, because they're 20 years old, so they got the SAG, which is a good thing, right?

[JD]

Gravity is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I was like, does your husband want us talking about this? He didn't listen to the show. He's always hunting. I'm like, okay, so y' all go to the Facebook page and call in. Let us know. Or just comment on the Facebook page. John Clay will show. Jason, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Hi. Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey. Hey. Remember to go to the Facebook page and let us know if you think Brandy deserves a new boob job.

[Caller]

Absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, what have you got?

[Caller]

It's a 14F type.

[John Clay Wolf]

F type. Like a Jaguar.

[Caller]

Jaguar.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Caller]

That's white.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color interior?

[Caller]

Red.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Caller]

Yeah. It's got the cabernet top.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's white. Red. Red. I like white cars with red guts. And sports cars. Jaguars. That's back when they got their stuff back Together. How many miles are on this car?

[Caller]

24. No, I think actually it's 28 right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

28, 000 miles on a white with red. Red average. Rough or clean?

[Caller]

Oh, it's clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jag F type, supercharged. So this was a bit. This is a good car. No dummy lights. No problems with it?

[Caller]

No, we put. We put tires onto the right around 20. Okay, 20,000 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have any other offers? I want to buy it. I don't want to talk about it. Do you have a title or is there a payoff?

[Caller]

A little bit on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does $33,000 buy the car?

[Caller]

I was telling you I want 37 for it. I put a bunch of money down. I owe about 35, and that's. That's kind of what I was thinking.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you need somebody to pay you off?

[Caller]

If I could get out of it, I'd do that. Yeah. I mean, I don't know. I've been really. I'm looking at another Rover, and I just want to sell it before I go into.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did the Rover store bid it on trade? No, no, no. Don't know me.

[Caller]

I've done that before. I've traded before and I don't. I like to just sell them.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna ask you one more time because I know people, and they. They hold their cards too close to their vest. Tell me the truth. You're looking at a Rover. You've already talked to the Rover people, yes or no?

[Caller]

Well, my wife's talked to them. I haven't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did they ask about your trade in.

[Caller]

No. No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. 33, 000 won't buy it. 35, 000 will buy it. Well, so if I give you 35, 000 to own the car?

[Caller]

Yeah, I'll do that. I'll do 35.

[John Clay Wolf]

It doesn't have a. Hang on, Turley. You're a little too. I hadn't bought it yet.

[Turley]

Oh, okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're getting a little too excited, Turley. Does it. Does it have a clean carfax?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And you're in Dallas?

[Caller]

Yeah, it's.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's.

[Caller]

It's. Yeah, it's a nice car. We've had it. We bought it with 10 on it. All the stuff. We've serviced it here. Okay, I'll.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll give 35, 000 for it. If I give 35, I own it. So I own it. Right?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're done dealing with. Go to givemetheven.com. load it up. Say, John bought this from me on the radio for $35,000 and they'll get you a PO and get it picked up, get you paid. Well, they won't pay you. They'll pay your bank to pay. Make the payoff. Okay, thanks, Brian. Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

San Diego.

[John Clay Wolf]

San Diego, California. K, I, O, Z. You know, I have never been to San Diego yet.

[JD]

What?

[Caller]

Well, you pick the worst time wherever you're at and come to San Diego. You wonder why you ever didn't come to San Diego.

[John Clay Wolf]

I heard it's like the most beautiful climate and place in the country.

[JD]

Gorgeous all year.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you grow up there? Did you grow up there?

[Caller]

What was that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you grow up there?

[Caller]

Oh, I haven't grown up yet. I refused to grow up. But I was raised in this area.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, cool. What are you calling us with?

[Caller]

What was that?

[John Clay Wolf]

What are you calling us about?

[Caller]

I was gone. I heard about that movie. My first thought was, if you're gonna do a movie about hauling weed, you need to have Willie in that movie. A cameo Willie. Have him be the one smelling the weed or whatever.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like, remember the movie Blow when Johnny Depp flew down to Mexico in that stolen plane and he's dealing with the weed guy?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So that could be Willie.

[Caller]

You need Willie to be selling the weed. I mean, you gotta have a cameo, a Willie if it's hauling weed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Come on, I have some friends in the movie business. This is getting better and better. All these drug running movies always do well, did wonderful.

[Turley]

Do you want to reset for everybody what the movie the idea is?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. DJ Pre K went to Colorado. We're accusing him of muling back gummy bears and it brought up this whole idea of having a movie. Well, God, this is getting weird. So Lynyrd Skynyrd was playing in the background in the Boise, Idaho. And what's your name?

[Bobbo]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then I was like, we should do a Lynyrd Skynyrd kind of a tribute and recreate Smokey and the Bandit. Called Smoking. Smoking with the Bandit and change all the characters out, make it politically correct. So have a whole slew of different cultures and basically have the run the timetable run from Boise, Idaho with the weed to Lynyrd Skynyrd's hometown. And he's saying that Willie Nelson needs to be the cameo of the weed Guy and Matthew McConaughey can be the Bandit.

[Turley]

And yeah, have like all, like Snoop Dogg little kids of all those types.

[Caller]

Get some Snoop Dogg in there. He's down with it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You gotta have it all. Okay, thank you. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars radio. Be right back. Broadcasting live from the Wolf radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show, presented by gimmethebin.com. she gave him a right. Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio.

[Bobbo]

There's a lot to like about a gal that you can borrow a dip off of now.

[John Clay Wolf]

John Clay Wolf. Another voice. Sounds like bad company singer. Who is it? No, not.

[Bobbo]

Not exactly.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's. It's.

[Bobbo]

That is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't tell me yet. God, I know this voice, Don't I? Do I know this voice.

[Bobbo]

God, there are guys my age out there that are just dying that know this head knocker.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know the song.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

It's not.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's Foreigner. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

[Bobbo]

That is. L. Grant.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sorry.

[Bobbo]

There was a song that fell over the side that you didn't care for this week.

[Caller]

Week.

[Bobbo]

I didn't realize it until I started making these yesterday. And I had a slot. In fact, I had two slots. So I just picked this out of the blue.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's good.

[Bobbo]

Hope it's all right.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a good hit. 800, 800, 7 2, 3, 4. So we did the. Is Brandy worthy of the gofundme for your listeners on the John Clay Wolf show Facebook page. We put up a couple of bikini picks over. She says her boobs are too old or 21 years old and she needs a fresh. A freshen. And she wanted. Want to do a gofundme. So I put it out there for you, the listeners, the audience to decide if we should do this. And right now it's in a sounding.

[Bobbo]

No.

[JD]

Yeah, there. Here's. Here are a couple of them. Nope, they're good. Let's see what else. No, her boobs in the picture are perfect. They look perfectly droopy. I think she's doing just fine. Ain't nothing wrong with them.

[John Clay Wolf]

No one's feeling sorry for Brandy at this point.

[JD]

No, she's smoking hot. Hell no. She's perfect. No, the answer is no. You're not getting boobs.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not sponsored boobs anyway.

[JD]

Not sponsored boobs. I'm sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

There are other ways to get your sponsored boobs, but not from our list at this time.

[Bobbo]

One of our. One of our fans, Larry Childress on the page put a picture up of that spring thing that goes behind a door to keep the door from slaming through the wall.

[John Clay Wolf]

Happy? Good morning. You're on the air. Hello, Hello. Hi. What you got?

[Caller]

I have a wife who just got new boobs after 21 years. She got an awesome deal because one of Them leaked. They are 10 times better than the old ones ever were. Being natural. And I probably have some insights that other people maybe don't have.

[JD]

What they cost?

[Caller]

Well, it would have been 10 grand. But because one leak they have, we found out they're under warranty surgeon. That they have a lifetime guarantee. And they paid. They gave her one free. Plus the surgery. So it only cost us sixteen hundred dollars.

[JD]

What a deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Road hazard, warranty, discount tire.

[Caller]

But they are 10. I mean, they're soft, they're natural.

[JD]

And if you think you're the only one that's gonna see them, you're wrong. She's gonna show them to everybody everywhere.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[JD]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Unless you know it. Swinging. Okay, Earl. 15 R5 with 35,000 miles. Remember, go to givemetheven.com and we're done with this. See, we can verify it. It's a double cab. Is it a two wheel drive or four?

[Caller]

Two wheel drive, Dark silver with a copper on the back.

[JD]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles? 35. And it is a 5.7 V8. Or the six cylinder or the. I mean the four. Four. 4.6 or 5.7?

[Caller]

4.6.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have alloy wheels or the steel wheels?

[Caller]

Deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Damn it. Okay. 21 5. 21 grand. 21 grand. Okay.

[Caller]

I'll send you the picture. Thanks.

[Bobbo]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

GiveMeThevent.com 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio pistol. You got two old diesel blazers. The Chevy diesel blazers. Yeah.

[Caller]

They're both 82 diesel blazers. One were the second owner and the other one was the third owner.

[John Clay Wolf]

I haven't bought one of these old things in forever. I know that some people think they're worth something. And some people don't. Go to givemetheven.com load them up. Let me see pictures and we'll work this one off the air. Brand new service truck. Service truck? Junior in East Texas. I need pictures of this. If it's like a service body on a work rig. Commercial rig.

[Caller]

Yeah, it's a 2000. It's a single cab. Long wheel base with the utility bed on it. I put a brand new air compressor on it with 2 reels, half inch and 3 8.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't worry about the air compressor. Keep it. Well, I mean you don't have to keep it, but. Go to givemetheven.com and. Let me look at that. I like them. How many miles are on it?

[Caller]

140.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it diesel or gas?

[Caller]

Gas.

[John Clay Wolf]

What brand? Chevy Rawson. What kind of box is on it?

[Caller]

The ones that you could have been the ones that the tops fold up. They come up and it has 1, 2, 3 doors.

[John Clay Wolf]

What brand of box? Don't know.

[Caller]

Name brand.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's fine. This is why we need. It's a coing then K o I N E G or whatever it is. Chlorine.

[Caller]

The keys black. Is the keys black?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know about all that. Just go to givemetheven.com, take some pictures and I do want to buy it. I really, I love commercial units. So I do want to buy it. All right. I don't need to just text me. I just need to go to givemetheven.com, put in the vin number, put in the license plate. Our computer will bust the vin number. Make sure you take pictures of the weird one. Stuff with convert. With conversions, all our computer can bid is normal stuff. So if you jack with it made it better or it's worse, the computer doesn't know. We have to do that by hand. So. So if you get a number, if you have a big lifted truck and you go to give me the vin.com, it's going to give you a number that's too low because it's not taking into account the lift, the wheels, the tires, all that stuff. So conversion stuff we have to add or subtract depending on your taste. If it's all ghettoed out, if it's a nice car that's all ghettoed out, we back it up sometimes. Because I had a wrapped M3 that was bright yellow the other the other day it looked like fido's ass neon. Yeah. I mean it was bad. It was ugly. It had good miles.

[JD]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

It wasn't a wrap though. They like sprayed on vinyl.

[JD]

Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

It just got worse.

[JD]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

We may be getting it back. I sold it on simulcast. I hadn't heard anybody complain yet.

[Turley]

It was so bright on simulcast, there's no way they did not know it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it was bright.

[JD]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

It just when you look at it in person like damn, that's ugly. Damn, Damn, damn, damn. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. So the Roseanne spin off. Did they kill her off in the movie? In the show?

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

We don't have to get. We'll get into that. Now we're number four. We've only got five minutes left on this segment and at the top of.

[JD]

The hour you're going to switch over to the stream. There's a couple of stations going to switch off the stream. Is it John claywolf dot com? Some of the people that switch over, our friends at Lone Star Bavarian in Fort Worth, they switch over. Listen to the last hour on the stream. Lone Star Bavarian does car work on BMWs, Mercedes and Audi. So it's a real high end store and they love us.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they took care of your Cadillac.

[JD]

They took care of my Cadillac.

[John Clay Wolf]

I noticed that you guys have some show logo stickers on your cars.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[JD]

Where does this come from? Somebody gave me a sticker.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know.

[Bobbo]

I've got them.

[John Clay Wolf]

We need to put them on the website. Just give them to people and we'll just let them pay the shipping.

[JD]

A picture of my one of my Cadillac and suddenly everybody wants one. You could sell them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Put a picture of. I don't want to sell them. Put. Put a picture on the website, on the. Yeah. Show Facebook page.

[Bobbo]

We get our damn. Give me the VIN van running. We could send Hannah to some location, give away stickers.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know what's up with that van? We need to get into that now or number 14. You've been here for four months now, Bob.

[Bobbo]

I know I'm not a mechanic. I have talked to every mechanic we have. Norman, our own Norman, swore to me four weeks ago he would take it.

[John Clay Wolf]

He lies a lot.

[Bobbo]

He went out, tried to start, it wouldn't start, never came back to me. Told Roy it wouldn't start and took off.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. No kidding. It wouldn't start. We knew that. But see, Norman is. He's very good, but he's very. He's like anybody that has a special talent. He's very unreliable. He's very good when you have have him. He's good with three. Three beers under his belt and a half a joint.

[Bobbo]

I'm familiar with that emotion.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know you are. And that's why you and he probably should live together actually. Have you ever considered this?

[Bobbo]

I don't have enough room in my place now.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know he's a Puerto Rican 800. He doesn't need a lot of room. 800. 800. 72348. He's a Texan. He's the accidental racist. AJ a 79 Bronco with one ton axle. Was. Is it lifted?

[Caller]

Yeah, three inch.

[John Clay Wolf]

I need to see it. Will you go to givemetheven.com and send me some pictures? Because I like rigs like this.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Thanks. Oh. Oh, I'm tired. I'm tired, I'm tired, I'm tired. The good news is I made it to the show on time today.

[JD]

You did.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's why you're tired.

[Turley]

Last week you had a short show. Damn, this is long.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's Burger King's new nightmare King? Is that too long to get into?

[Bobbo]

We have audio for it. Burger King has got a Halloween menu that's kind of fun. They have this, this black milkshake.

[JD]

Do this every year.

[Bobbo]

It's a black cherry milkshake.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it long or short?

[Bobbo]

I think it's about a minute.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let. Let's. Let's get into that in our number four, too.

[Bobbo]

Okay. They've got it. They've got a scary burger. Comes on a green bun. And they say they've got a perfect mix of proteins that actually will give you nightmares.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, God.

[Bobbo]

And there's a study that they, that people have done that's on YouTube and it's a viral.

[JD]

Last year they did a black burger. Didn't go over well.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that tasted good. 13 Lexus GS350. Peter, you there? What color?

[Caller]

Silver.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average Rough or clean? Hybrid or gas?

[Caller]

Gas.

[John Clay Wolf]

68,000 miles. Silver. Does it have 18 inch wheels? Is it a luxury package? Does it have navigation? Does it have Mark. Mark Levinson? It is a lux package. Yeah. Okay. Does it have Levinson audio?

[Caller]

It does. It does, yeah. The. The full technology package.

[John Clay Wolf]

So when I look at the stereo, it says Mark Levinson.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, cool. Does it have factory navigation?

[JD]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. 16 grand. 16. 5.

[Caller]

16.

[John Clay Wolf]

16. 5. 17. 17. Yeah, hang on. Navigation, you have 17. That's the money. 60,000 miles. 808. Nobody's ever happy. 07. Lamar. I see the 07 Ford F150. You hear me talking? Go to givemetheven.com and load that up. These commercial units, we have to have pictures of them. Speaking of Harley, we still have that. Damn. That like that semi truck we bought?

[Turley]

I don't know. Did we? Do we really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. We need to do something with that. We need to send it to one of those equipment sales. I need to get rid of it.

[JD]

On the John Clee Wolf show Facebook page. By the way, Brandy's boobs have now been up for 22 minutes. We've had 420 clicks, 38 engagements, and 719 people reached.

[Bobbo]

There you go.

[JD]

20 minutes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Brandy's Boobs.

[JD]

That's it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, sex excels, doesn't it?

[JD]

Oh, it does. It.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's amazing that we're that shallow of a race. And I love us for it.

[JD]

We thrive on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Absolute shallowness. Just Love it. Rob, a 12 hemi. Is it a crew or regular Cab?

[Caller]

Crew.

[John Clay Wolf]

Crew. Cab. 20s or 18 inch wheels.

[Caller]

20Twenties.

[John Clay Wolf]

10 grand. 11 grand. 12 grand right around there.

[Turley]

Go to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me the vin.com. load it up. I'd like to buy it. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars on the radio. Is that with the spot included? Do I need to get out at 30?

[Turley]

Yes, that's with the spot and the new bumper sticker.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do I need to get out in 30 or do I need to go out now?

[Turley]

One minute for 39 seconds.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have 39 seconds left, J.D. there'll be 37 seconds now.

[JD]

The new bumper stickers will say John Clay Wolf show simply. What was the word? God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, wow.

[Turley]

Thanks for missing that.

[JD]

Yes, thanks for.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have any more. Great.

[JD]

Or. You just said it. Brain dead.

[John Clay Wolf]

Simply lcd.

[JD]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lowest common denominator.

[JD]

Denominator.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're just simple people. I know what I said now. Now I forgot. Okay, I'm out too. 800. 800 radio. Go to give. Hey, we got eight seconds. John Clay Wolf show. You can stream the next hour.

[JD]

Shallow.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's the word. Shallow. Shallow, shallow. We'll be back in a minute. Broadcasting live from the Wolf radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show presented by gimmethevin.com. hit him up now. 800. 800 radio. It's like the holy grail of chief body works.

[JD]

He's in your now.

[John Clay Wolf]

John Clay Wolf.

[Bobbo]

Isn't that funny?

[Caller]

What?

[Bobbo]

These things, these little. We call them bumpers that bring us back into of the show.

[JD]

Music returns.

[Bobbo]

These are done way before the show, okay? Yeah, but isn't it funny when we talk about Norman live, he shows up on every bumper right after that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is he here?

[Bobbo]

Si, senor.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, C. D.J. you got a flood car. Flood car.

[Caller]

You dig? Elton.

[Turley]

Hey, how you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good, good. You're on the air. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You got a flood car?

[Caller]

Yeah, I've got a. I've got a car, actually. 2011 black Buick CXL package on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's got. It's got the surf package in it.

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

The rising tide package. When did it get flooded?

[Caller]

I'm sorry? Say it again.

[John Clay Wolf]

When did it get flooded? Was it a Harvey flood?

[Caller]

Coming through kind of static. You don. Everybody else is pretty good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah, real, real crappy. That's not good.

[JD]

Can you hear me?

[Caller]

You're great, man. I'm a long time listener. First time caller.

[JD]

Can you hear me any better? Am I clear? And John Staticky.

[Caller]

Well, yeah, yeah. Everything coming back from break was amazing.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got a question on and I had someone text me a minute ago and now I'm Speaking louder than. Is my voice soft on the radio today? Is it hard to hear?

[Caller]

No, no. On the radio, you guys are good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. It's just this thing. So, Mike, I think we need a.

[Caller]

New telos and everything, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Caller]

The old flood jack in the box, ladies headset. She might be interfering.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, so that's what it sounds like. Sounds like hell.

[Caller]

Driving through and getting people food at work.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. The flood car, man. It's just really not me. A 20? I mean, maybe two grand. Well, yeah. Go to givemetheven.com and let's look at it. I'm sorry. It's not your fault, it's mine. We've got to. We've got to invest in some. And I got to give a shout out real quick. Anybody call in or. Because do we. Does our mix sound right on the air? Linda, are you there? Yeah, on the radio. Can you hear me normally or do I sound too soft?

[Caller]

Soft? No, you sound terrible right now. Sounds like you're in a tunnel.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, but on the. When you're hearing me on the radio, does it sound right or does it sound soft?

[Caller]

It sounds kind of soft.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. That's what I was afraid of. Okay. When you jack me up a little bit.

[Bobbo]

Jeopardy music.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I think it's our board. I think it's time. See, now I'm now modulating. That's why you're at a good level, right, Linda? So I'll just speak louder. Linda, the 2015 van. What kind of van?

[Caller]

It's Econo van. It's one of the big, long ones. It's all been. It's a conversion, aftermarket conversion.

[John Clay Wolf]

What brand?

[Caller]

So my dog. My daughter shows dogs all over the world, and this is what she's had for the last couple of years. It's got the air conditioner on top and it's all insulated inside. It's a nice van.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it smell like dog crap? No. Does it smell like wet dogs?

[Caller]

No. They gotta keep. These are show dogs that she travels with.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're cleaner than JD And Bobbo put together. These people. These people that have these show dogs, do they just keep them? They brush on them, like all day. They're crazy about it. They're worse than the horse people. Linda, do this. Take pictures of it and send it to givemetheven.com I need to see it. I can. I can't visualize it. And send pictures. Send pictures of the dogs, too. So we'll see how clean the dogs are. And it'll make us feel Better about the purchase. Giveme the vin.com TCU's up against OU and it's 0 to 0. Are we already in the second quarter?

[Turley]

No, it's just started.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Just started. Cool. So, Charlie, I want to talk more about this baseball fiasco in Houston last. Last Wednesday night or Thursday night?

[Bobbo]

It was Wednesday night.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Game four.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, what are the. I have not been watching the ESPN and.

[Turley]

Well, they're eliminated. Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

By the way, I understand this ref took them out of the World Series.

[Turley]

Nah, the ump didn't. That was in the first inning. If it was in the bottom, you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Put two more runs on the board, it's a tie and it goes to overtime.

[Turley]

No, no. Yeah, but you don't know what happens the rest of the game, though.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, yeah, you do, because it happens. The rest of the game happened.

[Turley]

Yeah, but situations change, though. Just because they get two runs there doesn't mean that other situations don't happen. Like base running.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know, but. But if we take the rest of the game and what happened? They won by two points. Right.

[Turley]

Okay. So they would have been an extra.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. So I want to go down on the record saying the umps stole the World Series from the Astros, and that's problematic for me. So what about the guys on ESPN and all the. The sports talkers? What are they saying? Are they with them? Are they, oh, it's too bad. It's no big deal. Or are they like, this is B.S. this is ridiculous?

[Turley]

Well, it's. Yeah, it's B.S. from the standpoint, they should have a camera that shows that angle. So, yeah, they're blaming baseball on it, but baseball wants people to talk about their sport, and you're talking about it. You would have never talked about that game.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right? Well, I've kind of gotten in the Astros. This is a World Series champs, and we've got a heavy Houston connection. Yeah, Yeah. I would have talked about.

[Bobbo]

Watch the game.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

You know, I mean, even the announcers during the. During the game were like, ah, what do they do?

[Turley]

The controversy makes you talk about the game. If they had just lost the game, it had been like, oh, well, you know, all right, no big deal. But.

[Bobbo]

But they didn't just lose the game.

[John Clay Wolf]

They got it robbed from them. And that hurts. Like, I'm still upset about the Cowboys in Green Bay four years ago. Was it four years ago or five years ago? It was a bad moment in history. And what about dez, what is he doing? Is he's just still sitting at home.

[Turley]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Playing video games.

[Turley]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it about time to pull him out and put him to work? Do you think that's going to happen in the Cowboy? No, no, no.

[Turley]

He is not going to play this year. There's a reason why.

[John Clay Wolf]

Attitude, attitude, attitude, attitude.

[Turley]

And not that he's not as good, he's still capable, you know, receiver, but he's just. Just not as good as he thinks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is he better than what we have?

[Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Turley]

Yeah, he is better.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you think he's willing to take a discount? I mean, it's like a. It's like a going to a concert when it's halfway finished, you buy the tickets a little cheaper.

[Turley]

I think he would come back, but I don't think the Cowboys want him. They don't want him in the locker room.

[John Clay Wolf]

Damn. He's that problematic?

[Turley]

Yeah, Jerry wants him in there, but on this point, I guess he's letting his coach actually coach, which is surprisingly.

[JD]

How long until the coach is gone?

[John Clay Wolf]

How long?

[Turley]

Once they go 6 and 10 this year, that's it.

[JD]

Yeah, that's the moment.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[Turley]

They're three and three. They play the Redskins this week. I suppose they have a chance to.

[JD]

Win, but Redskins don't show up.

[Turley]

Redskins aren't that great either. But in the end, there'll be a 500 to 6 and 10 team. Is that fun?

[JD]

And that'll be the moment.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's getting old, Chris. Exactly. It's really good. Getting old quick, huh? I like this Prelude. Wait, Joseph, are you on the air? Joseph?

[Caller]

Hello?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, I know I sound bad, so just deal with it. I'm sorry. 2,000. Tell me about your Prelude.

[Caller]

It's a 2000 Honda Prelude. Black, clean cloth interior. 55,000 miles on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a VTEC or SHV? VTEC.

[Caller]

It's a VTEC.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, 55,000 miles.

[Caller]

55,000 with a sunroof, all automatic, windows, locks and all that stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the Carfax look like?

[Caller]

Clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does 20.

[Caller]

Owner does purchase from an old lady in Indiana. We've had it ever since and only got 55,000 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it leather? Cloth? Well, sir, does three grand buy it?

[Caller]

Three?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, what buys it?

[Caller]

Excuse me?

[John Clay Wolf]

What buys it?

[Caller]

Well, I was thinking close to 10.

[JD]

Damn.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I'm thinking close to three.

[Caller]

Yeah, so I saw some, some 200,000 mile preludes going for like two and three grand. And this only has 55, so. Still got another life left in it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let me. Let me. I. I would be a liar if I said I bought a 2000 Prelude with 55 in the past 10 years. Because I haven't. So let me do a little research. Can you go to givemetheven.com and load it up? It may be a five or six grand car, but it's not ten for me. Okay, so if you'll go to givemetheven.Com and load it up and I'll. I'll just some research and I'll get back with you after the show.

[Caller]

Okay, great.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, man. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio netflix. Ozark season two. Bobo.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is good a season one?

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, wow.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, I'll say it was. That. That old hillbillies old lady is just as crazy as you thought she was going to be.

[John Clay Wolf]

Old hillbillies? Are you talking about Jason Bateman's old lady?

[Bobbo]

No, no, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

The.

[Bobbo]

The guy growing the opium at the top of the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah, because he got killed at the end, didn't he? At season one.

[Bobbo]

No, no, he's still there. His old lady. The old, the old bumpkin lady. Yeah, that shot the cartel guy last episode.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, she shot.

[Bobbo]

She's every bit as treacherous as you think, man. You find out a lot about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I thought at the end of season one it was over.

[Bobbo]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

So there's plenty left.

[Bobbo]

They, you know, that's where they made the deal with the cartel. But they had to hide this guy. Well, guess who.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I thought he'd laundered all the money and he was out of it. Is that not the case?

[Bobbo]

Well, he had. But these hillbillies killed his guy just when he was out.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's right.

[Bobbo]

They pull him back in. Guess who comes looking for the guy. Episode one of season two. The cartel.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah. Okay.

[Bobbo]

And they're trying. So they, they make a scheme to get the hillbillies together with the cartel to.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're going.

[Bobbo]

Going to start a casino in Missouri. And guess who that impacts the Chicago. The mob in Chicago. Because they, they handle all the union stuff. There's no unions in Missouri.

[John Clay Wolf]

So does this turn into Good Fellas meets Breaking Bad?

[Bobbo]

Not quite, but it's just. It's just awesome, okay? In every. In every way it's awesome. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jason Bateman needed a recovery act because he's just been a. He's been a Bradley Co. Cooper. Never was Bradley Cooper. He's been around. He's great, but he just hadn't had a big hit in a long time.

[Bobbo]

Right. Arrested Development was probably the last big thing that he did, you know?

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, what about Greta Van Fleet? She is a great singer. As Bobo put it, I really.

[Bobbo]

I thought it was a female vocalist. I'm sorry, Greta. Well, with a name like Greta. Right, right. There's the new mash.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's the.

[Bobbo]

That.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's the lady in Blazing Saddles.

[Bobbo]

Right. What's the guy's name? Shirley is DJ Cumberbund. Have you heard this guy?

[Turley]

No.

[Bobbo]

DJ Cumberbund. He's DJ and he makes excellent mashups. And if you want to hear some more mashups, there's a dozen of them on YouTube. You'll love this guy. This one is maybe a little more out of the way. Except you're such a Zeppelin fan. Let me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Leon, let me set it up. So Greta Van Fleet is a. Is a group of 20 year old guys that sound and act and sound like Led Zeppelin. The singer sounds like Robert Plant. The guitar sounds like Jimmy Page. They have taken the Zeppelin sound and recreated it. Robert Plant loves them. Jimmy Page loves them. They were at the iHeartradio Music Festival. They're a big hit. They're doing great.

[Bobbo]

That clears up a lot. They've got a song called when the Curtain Falls. It's one of them.

[John Clay Wolf]

So he mashed up a Zep track and a Greta Van Fleet track.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. And it's awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's hear it. Hang on. Stop. So that is the singer of Greta Van Fleet with the background of Led Zeppelin. Yeah. That sounds good. Okay, That's better than the real song.

[Bobbo]

It kind of is.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, I got it. So what we do is Robert Van Plant is dying soon. He can't. The reason Led Zeppelin hasn't gone back on tour is because Robert can't hit it anymore, I think. What do you think?

[Bobbo]

He's got pretty good projects. That deal he did with Alison Krause a couple years ago was really special.

[John Clay Wolf]

But it wasn't hidden, it wasn't demanding of his high vocals that his old songs. It wasn't Zeppelin. So this. So if he. If he steps aside Zep like the rest of them could go back on tour with John Bonham's son and some bass player. Who cares, right? And, and have this kid be the Adam Lambert for Queen.

[Bobbo]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'd go, this kid could sing Robert Plant songs.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

One more time, Turley. I mean.

[JD]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because Jimmy Page ain't done. He doesn't want to be done. The old guys can still pick. You just can't wear. You're 75. You can't sing like that. It's not Robert Plant's fault.

[Bobbo]

You know that CD I gave you earlier this year?

[John Clay Wolf]

He owes it to the listeners to step aside and let this kid take the mic. Do what?

[Bobbo]

That CD I gave you earlier this year sitting right next to you, that latest Robert Plant project. Yeah, pretty good album.

[John Clay Wolf]

But can he sing like he used to use?

[Bobbo]

Have to listen to it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then they need to get back together and quit screwing around. I mean, it'd be the next best thing since an avid reunion.

[Bobbo]

I don't think Robert Plant wants to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, let Greta Van do it. So somebody needs to do it.

[Turley]

Have you listened to their album?

[John Clay Wolf]

About three songs.

[Turley]

Yeah. That's good.

[Bobbo]

They're great.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey Joe, is this sport wagon the cts? Is it a V?

[Caller]

No, no, it's not a V. It's the. It's a base model with the V6, but not the V8. If it'd be the V, that'd be worth a fortune, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

And that's why I took your call. That's the only reason you're on on network syndicated radio right now. Okay, you just got. All right, well go to givemetheven.com and load this thing up and we'll try to buy it. I still like them, but the V's are like unicorns. If you have a CTSV wagon. Yeah, I'm telling everybody else besides you, cuz you don't have one. If you have one of those, please put it in givemethe vin.com I will pay retail damn near for it in your car. I'll. I'll put. Pay all the money for it. But the V wagon is. I bought one with a recon title the other day for 27 grand. No, 26 grand.

[Caller]

Yeah. Oh yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean they're that popular. It's crazy. 800-800-72348. 800 radio. I'll be right back. Let's get back to it. Back to what column? Toll free 1-800-800-RODIO. Must have been a bad batch around here. Now, John Clay Wolf. I've been listening to Hager all week. What song is this?

[Bobbo]

That's Cabo Wabo, okay. From the fine album ou812.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've been listening to the old Hagar before Zepp, I mean, before Van Halen, Montrose, Just all. Just Hagar is a solo artist.

[Bobbo]

Red Rider, baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was great. Yeah, I understand why they picked him. So the David Lee experiment is kind of coming on, right?

[Bobbo]

I think so. You never know, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it time to bring Sammy back and do it again?

[Bobbo]

It could be. And look at the Eagles. The Eagles hated each other in 1980. We'll never play together again. We'll never, ever, ever play again.

[JD]

Ever.

[Bobbo]

Took 14 years in that case. And now look.

[John Clay Wolf]

They killed Glenn Fry.

[Bobbo]

Well, I mean, nobody killed killed Glenn Fry.

[John Clay Wolf]

Roxanne, good morning. You're on the out. Roxanne. Roxanne. Yes, what you got?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Hey, John, I just wanted to call you and tell you I'm a fan of yours and I listen to you every Saturday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where from?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

From Louisiana Independence.

[John Clay Wolf]

Awesome. Well, I appreciate it. And we love you guys down there. And go Tigers. And.

[Bobbo]

Are you going?

[Caller]

That's what my husband listens to is the Tiger Games.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, thank you for calling in and give us a tip. Appreciate it.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Oh, okay.

[Caller]

Thank you, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bye. Bye. Sammy made a lot of money on that tequila.

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah?

[JD]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like, he made enough money where he doesn't need to tour with Van Halen if he doesn't Buffett. Yes, you're right.

[JD]

They're all doing it.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he sold out the casinos. I mean, who doesn't sell at the casino? That's the ultimate thing to sell out to. And that's what I'm saying, Bob. Oh. That's why I didn't want to do the deal down in Louisiana. The casino for free. If casino has anything to do with it, you're getting paid. If you ain't getting paid, you ain't doing a casino. I mean, when did we start doing charity work for casinos?

[Bobbo]

I understand that sounds funny.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just to say it is your decision. Yeah. We'd like to come down and bring people to your casino to take their.

[JD]

Money, to throw hundreds of dollars in your house.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you'll get us a. A Reuben sandwich. Sandwich with the. With the au. Sauce.

[JD]

Right, with the sauce.

[Bobbo]

Here's the thing about it. And we, I, you know, I've worked around radio for 30 years. I know JD's been around. Try to get a little advertising money for radio out of those casinos.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's easy.

[JD]

Well, dude, they do advertise.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ask Lindy.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, they can, but they don't always.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, they do.

[Bobbo]

Hard to get.

[John Clay Wolf]

You just got to get all the right person. If you can guarantee a crowd on a Saturday morning. Yes, A. I mean, that. That makes them money. And I'm not doing that for free. I would rather take the money and give it to the people that showed up so they could go spend it at the casino. Yeah, then just give it to the casino. There's just no way.

[Turley]

Wait, so you're offering free money? Yeah, That'll draw a crowd.

[JD]

That'll bring them in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I take half I do a split with them, 10,000 bucks, 5,000 of it, we give out to the listeners and they go gamble. But no, yeah, I'm not. I'm not doing it for free. Clay, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey. Hey, where you from?

[Caller]

Houston, Texas, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Houston.

[Caller]

Houston, yes, indeed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you an Astros fan?

[Caller]

Yeah, I was hoping they would win.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I was a little butthurt over that play.

[Caller]

Yeah, I think so. I think they got. They got over on that one. But, you know, the red flags look good this year.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, hey, on this 2012 Lexus RX Hybrid with 69, 000 miles on it, right? Does it have navigation?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, what color?

[Caller]

White.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average. Rough or clean?

[Caller]

Clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

17 grand. Sounds good. Yeah. Go to givemetheven.com. go to givemetheven.com and load it up. All right.

[Bobbo]

Oh, Paige Mertha Botticelli. Happy birthday.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's listening in San Diego.

[Bobbo]

Is she in San Diego?

[John Clay Wolf]

She's in San Diego. It's weird. She went to. I went to high school with her and she was like, dude, I'm in San Diego and I hear you're on the radio. What the hell's going on? That's funny. Dave Chappelle and Kanye West. We've already talked about that. But what I was thinking about is what's the difference between Conway and Con Kanye? Bobo, where do you start?

[Bobbo]

The difference between darling Conway and Kanye.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I mean that, that really just puts into perspective what's changed. Yes, he's a trifling. That's the difference. Now this was a good song, actually. Oh, she's a gold digger way over town Gotta tell a story about this. So my daughter's two years old. Two, two years old. My ex wife leaves me for this guy.

[JD]

Okay.

[Turley]

Oh, wait. And I gotta stop that song.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why not a good version?

[Turley]

It's not the broke, broke one.

[John Clay Wolf]

And oh, I had this girlfriend at the time that was helping me recover from my accident when I got hurt.

[JD]

Right from the motorcycle.

[John Clay Wolf]

She was living at my house and my ex wife and I'm sorry, Jenny, if you're listening to this, but it's funny. We're friends now, so we can, we can bang on.

[JD]

We all laugh about the old days.

[John Clay Wolf]

We can all laugh about the.

[JD]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

But my 2 year old daughter looks at the girlfriend at the time your tear. My mom says you're a gold digger and that's what this song is about.

[JD]

Well, you weren't no broke fella.

[John Clay Wolf]

I thought that was funny.

[JD]

It's funny.

[Bobbo]

Kids say the Darndest thing they do.

[JD]

Especially when they're two.

[John Clay Wolf]

When I broke up with her, she asked me if she could have a free car.

[JD]

Did she really? That's good.

[Bobbo]

She had her figured out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Yeah. Two years old.

[Bobbo]

I think that's a Jamie Fox piece, actually. I mean, he came up with the idea the. You know, the groove for that song, Turley.

[John Clay Wolf]

You just can't get the clean version.

[Turley]

No, I'm trying. Everyone says it's clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

It ain't clean.

[Bobbo]

I just play more Conway Twitty man.

[John Clay Wolf]

There you go. Hello, darling. There we go.

[Turley]

That's clean.

[JD]

Safe. As safe as it's ever been.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's been a long time.

[Bobbo]

I was gonna try to say. If you ask me, the. The main difference for me between Kanye and Conway is coherence.

[JD]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

I wonder what Conway would be like if he was in the Kardashians.

[JD]

Oh, dear Lord. Why would you do that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Come here, Conway. Come here. Suicidal Conway. Have you ever. Hi. Good morning, Conway. He's back.

[Bobbo]

Hello, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

There he is.

[JD]

I'll be done. That's freaky.

[John Clay Wolf]

A lot of people don't know that you're an African American man. So there. That means that you are attractive bait to the Kardashian clan.

[Bobbo]

It's nice to see you.

[John Clay Wolf]

It has been a while. So, have you ever thought about hooking up with any of the Kardashians?

[Bobbo]

That's all I do.

[John Clay Wolf]

And could they flip you or would you hold the course?

[Bobbo]

There's gonna be a heartache tonight, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Would you love to lay them down in those tight fitting jeans?

[Bobbo]

I can see the want to in their eyes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jason, you got a Firehawk hot rod?

[Caller]

Hello.

[John Clay Wolf]

You've got a 1995 Pontiac Firehawk?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it average, rough or clean?

[Caller]

A clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does five grand buy it?

[Caller]

Excuse me?

[John Clay Wolf]

Does five grand buy it?

[Caller]

I'll look for more than that.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much? I'm interested to hear what your opinion is of this car. I've got it listed on Craigslist for 13 grand. Go ahead. No, I didn't mean to finish your sentence for you. Please, go ahead.

[Caller]

No, so I have it listed for eight right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. A grand. All right. I gave 15 grand for this car. But it had 12, 000 miles on it.

[JD]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

This one's got 110. I think five's right. That tells me. See you. You're thinking full. Full retail is 8. I'm thinking wholesale is 5. I bet I'm right. What city are you in?

[Caller]

Houston, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everybody's from Houston today.

[JD]

It's a big Houston day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Never trust a man from Houston. Do what?

[Caller]

A lot of cars for sale.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, the six grand bite. I'm not offering, but I'm asking.

[Caller]

I can't let it go that low.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what's the. If you're asking. 8. What's your bottom take?

[Caller]

75.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, wow. He does not have much wiggle in him on the fire hall. How long have you owned it?

[Caller]

The truth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, let's do this. One thing. I, I hear two things. One, a guy that's being unreasonable or Two, a guy that has a really nice car and I don't know which one it is. So if your car's really nice, then you're not being unreasonable. And I won't know until I see a lot of pictures of this car. So would you mind going to givemetheven.com loading it up, It'll take you a minute. Take about five snaps of it inside and out and let's look at it.

[Caller]

Okay, no problem.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And I'll try to buy it. If it's a nice car, I'll probably buy it. But if it's just a okay car, I won't. It's just all. There's just a difference when you get into these older cars. Like we had a, we had a 93 Ford Cobra with 12, 000 miles that we gave 25 grand for and it made a lot of money from 25 grand.

[JD]

I would think.

[John Clay Wolf]

How? Why would you think. You have no idea.

[JD]

I have a Cobra.

[John Clay Wolf]

A93.

[JD]

I know what a Cobra looks like. I don't know what 93 cobra.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just a Mustang.

[JD]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

But that's a lot of money for a Mustang. And then we had another One we gave 15 grand for that had 60,000 miles.

[JD]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it only brought about what we gave. So there was like $15,000 difference between these two cars. Same color, 50,000 difference in miles, but $15,000 difference. It was the quality. The first one was grandma owned. It was stupid, crazy nice. And it was just like oh, and this other one, we got caught up in the old one in our thinking. Sure, the other one was like, it was nice, but it wasn't like the other one. And that's what I'm saying about his hellcat or whatever the hell it's called. Sure. Firehawk. You know, I had a, I had a Demon this week.

[JD]

Oh, did you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. That I hadn't had one in a while and I gave 100 grand for it. 900 mile Dodge Demon because we had about five of those this year.

[JD]

And did they make money in general?

[John Clay Wolf]

They did. I sold one for 107. I sold one for 112. I sold one for 105. I gave 100 grand for this one, figuring it do 110, 105, 102, 100 something. It brought 99.

[Bobbo]

October.

[John Clay Wolf]

October's a killer, dude. October has. You know, in the car business, the. The market changes in October. It just gets muddy. I call it the melt. And then. What the hell do you do, though.

[Bobbo]

On a big one like that? Are you just. You just shop it until March?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I'm not going to sit on a car that.

[Bobbo]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's not what I do. So I punched it in the head. But it just. It just blows me away.

[Turley]

That.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because that. That car in mmr, which is the market reports actually going up on it, but nobody cares. It's. It's hard. This time of year is dancing with the devil on big cars. And you still have to buy them. And we'll get into one, it'll make good money, and we'll get another one and lose it all back. It's like. It's like a damn roller coaster. Actually, if I could just turn it off for a couple of weeks. Yeah. And stop it would be the best thing ever. Because we. We're. We. We cannot make money in October. It is not going to happen. Or September.

[JD]

Maybe we should take a vacation now.

[John Clay Wolf]

But you can't. You can't turn it off. You can't stop it. Because if you stop it, then you've got to restart it.

[JD]

It won't get going again.

[John Clay Wolf]

It won't get going.

[Bobbo]

You know, John, when you dance with the devil.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD]

In the pale moonlight. I'm so glad you're here. I have a big question. But don't change the devil. Hey, man. Changes you. Is there any way in the world you and I could get together and make any kind of a deal that doesn't involve my internal soul that you could give me those lottery numbers for tonight? Absolutely. I mean, absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

Billionaires. $10, Satan. Oh. Use up 14 to 7 over TCU. Who's gonna win this game?

[JD]

TCU is gonna take this game by three, okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, really? Yeah. I mean, if you're gonna ask somebody what's gonna happen, you're not asking or.

[Turley]

He'S wanting you to lose all his money.

[JD]

Never know with him.

[Bobbo]

Don't show him. What's in my magician's hat. I mean, I don't know the outcome of every game.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm just saying, the smart money. Money.

[Bobbo]

The eight to one money.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. It's all tcu. Okay.

[Bobbo]

You want to be rich by the time you go to bed tonight?

[JD]

Yeah, I'd love to be, but tcu.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, speaking of, as long as we're getting free advice from Satan. Yeah. Who's gonna win the Super Bowl?

[Caller]

Super Bowl.

[JD]

You're not gonna believe this. I don't.

[Bobbo]

You're not gonna believe this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Louder. Satan. I can't hear you. Browns. I don't know about that. Browns. Okay.

[Bobbo]

Put your money behind Cleveland all the way. And just get used to the color orange.

[John Clay Wolf]

So Baker Mayfield's gonna take him to the promised land.

[JD]

He'll be in prison.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

And he's been prepping for that for years, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. Who do you think is gonna quarterback.

[JD]

The super bowl winning team? Mahomes.

[John Clay Wolf]

That and more when we come back. My name is John Clay Wolf and we buy cars on the air. I've seen all good people turn their heads each day. So. Satisfied? I'm on my way. Oh, yeah.

[JD]

We're back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by gimmethevin.com. why don't you just give him a.

[Caller]

Sign to wear that says knock me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Down and steal my Candy. Call in 800. 800 radio. Wow, Baba.

[JD]

That was mean spirit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, Senor Juan Clay Wolf. Normally you say that to me, J.D. no. Eddie's got a 92 Mitsubishi GT3000. The hot rod twin turbo. Was it called a VR6 or VR something? Ed do, what was that car called? A VR6 or VR something eight.

[Caller]

It's a. Got a V6 in it?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, but wasn't it called a VR4? VR4, that's right. So you've got a 92 VR4 twin turbo white that's clean with 78,000 miles on it.

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

I had the sister to this car not long ago, and it was the Dodge Stealth twin turbo. Which? Same car, different brand name you remember? Same everything. It wasn't as nice as they told me it was, so I paid too much for it and I got. I caught it in the short hairs a little bit. How nice is this car?

[Caller]

This car has had a brand new pearl paint job. I mean, it's got new tires and rims on it, new exhaust, air to air underneath it. The whole nine yards. It's in immaculate shape now.

[John Clay Wolf]

When was the paint done?

[Caller]

Same was done like five or six years ago, but it's been sitting in a storage building.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think I'm a five grand buyer. I think I'm A five thousand dollar buyer.

[Caller]

Okay, well that's what I was curious.

[John Clay Wolf]

I get, I gave, I gave seven for this other one that had 60 on it and I sold it for 5500.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

So if you want a five thousand dollar check, maybe six, go to givemetheven.com, send us some pictures and let us take a look. See?

[Caller]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. I was thinking 27,000. God, Turley, how long would it take us to go out of business if we gave everybody what they want it a day? About three hours. One day. Three hours.

[JD]

Well, most people think, yeah, they look at retail. They look at, you know, numbers that people are throwing out on the Internet.

[John Clay Wolf]

J.D. you, you, you filled in downstairs when we needed some pinch hitters. You've gotten used to it. You know what you're doing.

[JD]

What do you think about how long it would take?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, just like from a layman to doing this. What is your perception?

[JD]

On what level?

[John Clay Wolf]

Not your iq. I understand. Did. Were there any eyes that are opened? Do you know anything different now than you did before?

[JD]

The consumers are so, so clueless. And then, and they're so that dealers have been doing this for 50, 60, 100 years and they still fall for the same trick. The consumers fall for the same tricks over and over and over and over again.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, the stupid lies on the ads.

[JD]

Stupid lies. The, the. They're gonna give me this because I got this, this little piece of mailer in the, in the mail, that's your car is worth $20,000. Bring it down right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right?

[JD]

And the minute you get in there, it's not worth that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, and our. A friend of mine that worked at a big dealer chain and they were pretty aggressive with their advertiser. And I asked him one time at this day and age, why are y' all still doing that stupid bait and switch advertising? He said, we would love to stop doing it if it wasn't working.

[JD]

Stops working, we'll quit. People just think, no man, this I just. Now they got the Internet so it pops up. It looks like a message like from a friend. Hey, your car is worth this. Oh, take it down there.

[Turley]

Look, I got, I got a text message from them.

[JD]

Shocked when it's not that same number. When they get down there, they lie.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, lie. So, so people get mad at us some because we're not liars. We're buyers and we don't real number. Our book is a checkbook. Not a, not a, not a comment gallery, not a forum. And it's just different.

[JD]

And even smart people that are, like, big guys in business still fall for this dealer crap. It's just amazing to me. It is. It's amazing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, coming from you, that means something to me, John. An 06F150 long bed, regular cab with 60. Is it a six cylinder or an eight?

[Caller]

Hello?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey. Is your truck a six cylinder or an eight?

[Caller]

V8?

[John Clay Wolf]

V8. Is it an XL or XLT Excel? Okay. Is it four grand? Four thousand?

[Caller]

No. Hell, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, okay. What. What is your 06F150XL rubber mat base truck with 60 worth? Tell me.

[Caller]

16,000 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, oh. 16,006. Okay. Spicoli missed the miles.

[Caller]

16,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

16. Okay.

[Caller]

$3,000. Camper on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Oh, it's getting better. See, my notes here said 60. 60 what? So what. What will you take for your truck, man?

[Caller]

It's not mine. It's my neighbors. They. They ask me 75.

[John Clay Wolf]

Boom. Oh, okay, then. I. I shouldn't have hung up on him. Hang on. Are you. Are you still there?

[Caller]

Yeah. Y' all having problems with phones or something? I got hung up twice.

[John Clay Wolf]

We are. We are. Go to givemetheven.com givemetheven.com have your neighbor loaded up. I'll probably buy it from him.

[Turley]

I.

[John Clay Wolf]

But we do not deal with third parties. We only deal with the owner. I appreciate you working on it for him, but we need to talk to him. Not. Not his friend. We will buy it, though. But when people call in with the friend stuff, we don't negotiate with friends because you're not the decision maker. And when we make a deal with the friend, and then we start sending drivers and cutting checks and doing research and spending money, and then the real owners, like, I didn't agree to this. So we made it a company policy not to deal with friends because friends don't know what the hell they're talking about. And friends didn't buy the car, and they don't own the car. Friends can't sell other people's houses, either.

[JD]

You can almost not sell anything you don't own. It's almost. It's almost a rule.

[John Clay Wolf]

My friend has a ranch. He's got it listed for a million two. And I was wondering what you'd get.

[JD]

But I'll take. You don't get the take.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now what? Now, what he may be fishing for is a little referral fee.

[Bobbo]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we may listen to some deals like that. Maybe so if it's a good car, you know, we want to keep the wheels greased all the way around, man. It's America. We're close to Mexico and Texas. We understand. I mean, we'll help a brother out. But say that on the front side, you're a broker and you want a damn bird dog.

[JD]

Use the words, right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Listen, dude, I want you to pay me off to get my friend's car bought so that you can pay me that she can pay him. That I understand.

[JD]

Use your big, big men words.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then at that point, we'll start talking to you differently. We won't be kissing your ass because at that point, you work for us.

[JD]

Exactly. Welcome to the team.

[John Clay Wolf]

Which side of this are you going to play, buddy?

[JD]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you're taking my money, you're going to do it. Well, you're going to do what I tell you. 800. 8, 7, 2, 3 4. But we love friends. As long as they're on our side. Right?

[JD]

You can help us. Help us.

[John Clay Wolf]

Unless it's the little old lady. Now, that's a different deal.

[Caller]

That's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, we do have a heart. And in the grandmothers, in the. In the nursing homes and all that, we do need to help them. And I love their cars because they quit driving them five years ago.

[JD]

Sure. They're taking great care of them.

[John Clay Wolf]

2012 with 8,000 miles in Canary yellow. It was the last year of canary yellow. Actually. She had it specially ordered because they didn't make it anymore because she's 80. You know what? We understand.

[JD]

Understand that that one's been taken very.

[John Clay Wolf]

We bought a grand marquee with 12, 000 miles on it.

[JD]

I saw that on your face on the Facebook page.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like that beautiful car. If it came from a friend, even better. But if you have. If Aunt Edna's selling her family truckster, odds are Aunt Edna's truckster's got short miles. And I'm interested in it. Sure.

[JD]

And it was short miles. That's why the folks. Older folks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now your. Your. Your girlfriend works in the funeral industry.

[JD]

Yep. And there's. There's a lot happens. A lot. Grandma comes in grand, hasn't driven the car in 20 years. Oh, God, here we go. And those cars are in great shape because they've been sitting somewhere and the family's going to be selling it.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's in the catbird seat to pitch us a bunch of deals. She's only got us one.

[JD]

I know. So far. I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

We need to. We need to come and train with her a little bit.

[JD]

Okay.

[Turley]

Might be the approach.

[JD]

Grease the wheels a bit. I see.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did Aunt Edna have any assets?

[Caller]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are y' all gonna do with them. I know some people that can help.

[JD]

How many pictures of her? Like, in a car?

[John Clay Wolf]

I need a picture. Okay. This may be unethical.

[JD]

Yeah, it's probably. If you have to ask.

[Turley]

Yes, it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

But.

[Turley]

But we.

[John Clay Wolf]

When we're selling the cars with pictures of giving the VIN people holding. Could you get her.

[JD]

Oh, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

On a viewing.

[JD]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of a funeral. And slide one of those signs. Hang on, let me finish.

[Caller]

Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Could she put one of those. Give me the vent. On the open casket? Put one of those give me the VIN signs in there and we get a picture?

[JD]

Sure. If we don't show the body.

[John Clay Wolf]

You gotta show the body. We're not gonna do it. Bonnie, we've got 48 seconds. What are you thinking?

[Caller]

Is this John?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, ma', am, this is John. How are you?

[Caller]

Hi. I am. If I was any better, I think I'd have to pinch myself.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. What's up?

[Caller]

Listen, I'm calling from Lafayette, Louisiana, and I have two 1995 Toyota Land Cruisers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I've got 20 seconds before I'm off there, so I'm going to put you on hold and I'm going to grab you in just a minute. Okay? We'll talk off air because I can't do it right now. Hang on just a second. Spicoli. That's what I needed to know. But 800, 800 radio. Don't call it, because we're going to be off right now. But I'm going to talk to Bonnie off air in just a minute. Everybody else, go to givemetheven.com load your cars up. We'll buy them. See you next Saturday morning.

[Bobbo]

I'm out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Back to the money. Tam is money.

[Bobbo]

Good.

[John Clay Wolf]

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[JD]

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