#177 John Clay Wolfe Show 12.08.18

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show #177 – Summary (12.08.18)

Main Theme:
This episode of The John Clay Wolfe Show, powered by GiveMeTheVIN.com, is a high-energy romp through the usual turf: cars, sports, sex, drugs, and rock & roll, packed with funny banter, wild stories, outrageous opinions, hard-nosed car bids, and constant ribbing among John and his crew. Behind the fun is the business of buying and selling cars, and this week, there are updates on a massive upcoming auction. As always, the team also riffs on current events, pop culture, and listener calls, maintaining a raw, unfiltered tone.

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Table of Contents

• Car Culture, Autopilot, and Legal Quirks
• Behind-the-Scenes: Syndication & Radio Execs’ Visit
• Rock & Roll Tangents, Mock Interviews, and Tour Dates
• Inside GiveMeTheVIN: Auctions, Security, and Tweaker-Proofing
• Car Calls & On-Air Negotiations
• Life, Lies, and Lessons: Relationships, Contractors, and Getting Burned
• Sports, Holiday Giving, and Building Repair Woes
• Pop Culture Bits: Songs, Cancel Culture, and PC Christmas
• Notable Skits, Characters & Wild Tangents
• Listener Interactions & Closing Thoughts

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Car Culture, Autopilot, and Legal Quirks

• Tesla Autopilot and DWI Debate (00:08 – 01:42)
  • The show opens discussing a California incident where a man was found asleep at the wheel of a Tesla on autopilot and arrested for DWI.
  • JCW and team riff on whether you should be held responsible for DWI if the car's driving itself.
    • Quote: "He wasn’t driving. He was riding... I think you give Elon Musk the DWI, Mr. Fancy Pants." – John Clay Wolfe (01:15)
  • Ultimately, the law is clear: still illegal to be drunk in the driver’s seat.

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Behind-the-Scenes: Syndication & Radio Execs’ Visit

• Radio Execs Visiting the Studio (02:45 – 05:45, 61:01 – 63:05)
  • JCW announces reps from Intercom Philly are in for a “sphincter test”—their way of seeing if the show is "safe" for national syndication.
  • The crew jokes about weird corporate evaluation metrics and “being open to new ideas.”
    • Quote: "They’re gonna give us the sphincter test… It’s like how hard did it hit their sphincter?" – John Clay Wolfe (03:36)
  • Corporate brings a Fender guitar as a gift, reinforcing the theme of sell-out anxiety vs. keeping the show authentic.
    • Quote: "They’re going to make us rich and famous—if we’ll sell out." – John Clay Wolfe (61:19)
    • Longtime crew recall high-as-a-kite conversations about never selling out.

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Rock & Roll Tangents, Mock Interviews, and Tour Dates

• Keith Richards “Interview” & Old School Rock Jabs (05:45 – 13:14)
  • JD Ryan impersonates Keith Richards discussing Rolling Stones trivia and gripes about old tour dates, misadventures, junkies, and record execs.
    • Quote: "Do you ever know your tour dates or do you even know what city you’re in?" – JCW, in character banter (08:51)
  • Real tour schedule banter touches down—Pasadena, Houston, no Vegas yet—segueing back to the show’s car auction.

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Inside GiveMeTheVIN: Auctions, Security, and Tweaker-Proofing

• Christmas Auction & Car Buying Blitz (12:14 – 13:32, 45:17 – 45:46, 86:26 – 87:27)

  • JCW builds excitement for the year’s biggest car auction—aiming for 500–700 cars.
  • Shoutouts to regional offices, need for “big stars” (i.e., exotic cars) to liven the event.

• Remote Check Printing & Tweaker-Proofing (14:32 – 16:01, 20:00 – 22:23)

  • JCW describes security measures for remote check printers and explains “tweaker-proofing” the system against fraud, riffing on Oklahoma meth culture.
    • Quote: "We need to think like an Oklahoma tweaker. What would an Oklahoma tweaker do?" – JCW (15:16)

• Bank Fraud Prevention (19:49–21:59)

  • A banker caller offers advice, but the hosts riff on condoms, foam, and vasectomies as analogies for security.

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Car Calls & On-Air Negotiations

• The Heart of the Show: Raw Car Bidding (18:13 onwards, recurring throughout)
  • JCW fields calls from listeners who want to sell their vehicles, from luxury models to beaters, quoting aggressive offers, calling out time-wasters (“strokes”).
    • Quote: “I did this in 15 seconds. I should get it just because I’m that good.” – JCW (19:04)
  • Common theme: JCW is snarky, efficient, and no-nonsense in deals, calling out manipulative callers and underlining the “be ready or don’t call” message.
    • Quote: “Do not call this radio program if you are a stroke or not ready to do business.” – JCW (45:17)
  • Humorous requests for “fat bottom girls” (cool/coveted cars) and the best exotics for the auction.

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Life, Lies, and Lessons: Relationships, Contractors, and Getting Burned

• Cheating, Free Passes, and Broken Trust (32:09 – 36:08)

  • Host launches into past infidelity stories; references "Jalapeño Carla," ex-wives, and getting double-crossed both personally and in business.
    • Quote: “We made a pact... not to sell out... we were out varmint hunting, right? We got real baked.” – JD Ryan (61:42)
  • Ongoing riffs on trust, being burned by “car guys,” or sketchy business folk.

• Contractors, Bad Customers, and Cultural Stereotypes (36:24 – 44:47)

  • Contractor callers air grievances on not being paid, leading to a rant about cultural differences in business, particularly stereotypes about Middle Eastern contract practices.
    • Satirical, edgy, and playing with taboos—example of the show’s unfiltered approach.
    • Quote: “They take pride in whacking you. They take pride in chopping you down and beating you out of money.” – JCW (39:04)

• Lessons for Listeners: Only take serious offers, get deposits, and beware of empty promises.

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Sports, Holiday Giving, and Building Repair Woes

• OU Playoffs, Tour Listings, and Football (27:40 – 31:16, 63:05 – 64:22)

  • Banter about OU football, playoff hopes, Heisman prospects.
  • The team jokes about aging fans and athletes.

• Tyler Perry’s Holiday Generosity (28:34 – 29:57)

  • Story about Tyler Perry paying off layaway balances at Georgia Walmarts ($434,000+) is shared and praised.
    • Quote: “Merry Christmas to everybody. Go get your layaway!” – Tyler Perry (29:15)

• Home Building Delays & Contractor Blues (31:03 – 32:09)

  • Many tales about construction nightmares and contractor “lies” over cost and schedule.
    • The host invites listeners to share their (mis)adventures.

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Pop Culture Bits: Songs, Cancel Culture, and PC Christmas

• “Baby, It’s Cold Outside” Gets ‘Banned’ (74:42 – 76:33)

  • Songs like “Baby, It’s Cold Outside” are discussed as being retroactively declared “rapey” and banned.
    • DJ Pre K debuts parody remix “Baby, There’s Hoes Outside.”
      • Notable Skit: This tongue-in-cheek update is swiftly “banned” on air for its level of political incorrectness.
  • The show revels in poking fun at cancel culture and new boundaries in media.

• Seattle NHL Team Naming (47:17 – 48:24)

  • The crew jokes about the future Seattle hockey franchise, suggesting names like “Seattle Grungers,” poking fun at grunge legacy and making dark Kurt Cobain jokes.

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Notable Skits, Characters & Wild Tangents

• Recurring Characters Appear

  • “Satan” (House satirical character) pops in frequently to coolly comment on Christmas, meth, social issues, and to analyze the crew's psychology.
    • Quote: "Contractors, don’t start work without a deposit. If they ain't got no money now, they ain’t gonna have it later." – JCW, with Satan joking along (42:17)
  • “Rush Limbaugh” and “Eddie Vedder” impressions make for knowingly absurd pop culture detours.
  • “Randy the Chipmunk” (nut-protection PSA) and “DJ Pre K” contribute both musical and comedic relief.
    • Randy signs off with: "Keep an eye on your nuts... and have a wonderful Christmas time." (100:47)

• Listener Pranks and Oddball Calls

  • A recurring “donkey singing” caller, wild dialects, and a Muppet-voiced woman keep the phone segments unpredictable.

• Drugs, Meth, and Outlaw Culture

  • Frequent jokes about Oklahoma being “meth capital,” and “weed in church incense burners” (with altar boys) as headlines.
  • Drug-related “What Were They On?” guessing game led by DJ Pre K.
    • Example: Woman stealing $1,600 of Girl Scout cookies = marijuana story. (124:03)

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Listener Interactions & Closing Thoughts

• Listeners Sell (or Pretend to Sell) Cars

  • JCW is blunt, calling out tire-kickers, clock-watchers, and “strokes,” preferring real, ready-to-sign business.
    • Example: “You just want to call and stroke them off and get a free number so you go to the dealership and use their number against the dealer and they do all this work and get nothing done?” (23:37)

• Reflection on Show Style and Pushback

  • The show is self-aware about riding the line between wild and "too much" for national syndication.
    • Quote: "Everybody wants to watch a high wire walker... they hold the ropes in the net." (127:53)
  • Ending riffs on cars, drugs, lease advice, and a humorous “Ride of the Week” review (Kia K900, $65k luxury Kia—“wait till it’s 30 used”).

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Notable Quotes and Memorable Moments

• “He wasn’t driving, he was riding. I think you give Elon Musk the DWI, Mr. Fancy Pants.” – JCW (01:15)
• “They’re gonna pro stick probes up in all of us… for sphincter testing.” – JCW (03:53)
• “We’re not a whorehouse and you are on the radio. And I’m not doing this stuff for free anymore, dammit.” – JCW (23:57)
• “We need to think like an Oklahoma tweaker… How would he break into the network to get into the file to print the check?” – JCW (15:16)
• “Don’t start work without a deposit… If they ain’t got no money now, they ain’t going to have no money halfway through.” – JCW (42:17)
• “They brought in execs from those Yankees... you can't trust Yankees... and from Philadelphia! And the Cowboys are playing Philly this week!” – JCW (62:58)
• “The only way to learn about getting screwed is to get screwed: firsthand experiences.” – JCW (42:09)
• “They just want us to sell out, Bob.” – JCW (61:19)
• “Keep an eye on your nuts... have a wonderful Christmas.” – Randy the Chipmunk (100:03)

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Key Timestamps

• 00:08–01:42 — Tesla autopilot, DWI law debate
• 02:45–05:45 — Syndication, sphincter test, execs visiting, Pink Floyd “Have a Cigar”
• 05:45–13:14 — Keith Richards "interview," Rolling Stones, tour dates
• 14:32–22:23 — Remote office security, “tweaker test,” bank fraud, condom analogies
• 18:13–22:01, Ongoing — Car caller segments (price negotiations, tone-setting)
• 31:03–32:09 — Homebuilding/contractor frustration
• 36:24–44:47 — Stories about getting burned in business, lessons learned, cultural stereotypes
• 45:17–45:46 — Auction hype and buying blitz
• 61:01–63:05 — Corporate gifts, never selling out, radio folklore
• 74:42–76:33 — “Baby, It’s Cold Outside PC” parody and banter
• 100:01–100:47 — Randy the Chipmunk’s holiday message
• 124:03–125:22 — “What Were They On?” Girl Scout cookie heist guessing game
• 130:05–132:14 — Ride of the Week: Kia K900 review

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Overall Tone & Takeaway

The John Clay Wolfe Show is brash, quick-witted, and unscripted, thriving on a combination of topical news, sharp car business, biting satire, and real-world war stories. It’s a mix of locker-room banter, regional roughness, and radio-anarchic comedy, unafraid of venturing into political incorrectness or taking the FCC right up to its limit.

For listeners new and old, this episode showcases why JCW and crew have built a cult following: irreverence, honesty, and their refusal to play it safe—even as the corporate eyes linger in the control room.

Transcript

[John Clay Wolf]

Foreign.

[Radio Announcer]

From the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

The owner's manual that I read said that if you have it set on auto drive, that you will not get a DWI.

[Radio Announcer]

Hit him up now. 800. 800 radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

I thought that was funny.

[Radio Announcer]

Now, John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was that in, like, Road and Track magazine or Car and Driver?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, let's get that out of the way first. California Highway Patrol on Friday pulled over a Tesla Model S which was traveling down the road, but whose driver appeared to be asleep at the wheel. The vehicle was traveling southbound on the 101. Pants around his ankles, the officer basically ended up going in front of the vehicle. It took him seven minutes to stop this vehicle. The guy was, yes, drunk. And, yes, he got arrested for dwi.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, there's a lot of argument there.

[Michael Turley]

Not really.

[JD Ryan]

There is no.

[John Clay Wolf]

First of all, there's no key that was in the ignition because they don't have keys.

[Michael Turley]

Doesn't matter.

[John Clay Wolf]

Second of all, it doesn't even have an engine. It's a golf cart.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, I see what you're saying.

[JD Ryan]

Third of all, he did stop the car. He was not, like, time served. Like, give me a break. I mean, I did stop the car.

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

He wasn't driving. He was riding. He was. The man was riding.

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was not driving. What we're talking about is a guy. There's an autopilot feature in Teslas, and the guy got drunk and he fell asleep. He's riding along in his driverless car, and then they wanted to give him a DWI. I think you give Elon Musk the DWI, Mr. Fancy Pants.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. He absolutely should get it. According to the California Highway Patrol. Unfortunately for him, there is no autopilot exception for the drunk driving rules.

[JD Ryan]

Now, is that in their manual or in the Tesla manual?

[Michael Turley]

That is in the California Highway Patrol, which is the only one that really matters.

[JD Ryan]

Arrogant.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

How dare they?

[John Clay Wolf]

I gotta clean this studio up, guys.

[Michael Turley]

No, not you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, well, I. I forgot. I didn't. Just your side.

[Michael Turley]

This guy that screamed at me about a cord laying on the floor about a month ago monthly.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's got a couple of papers there, okay?

[Michael Turley]

Two cords. He looks like a trash trunk dumped in your area.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I've got tax documents here for the end of the year, filing from.

[JD Ryan]

From.

[Michael Turley]

From what year?

[John Clay Wolf]

Probably last year. My wife gives stuff to the Harvest House, right? And, you know, she gets receipts from them for giving them donations of this, like clothes, kids clothes. And I got a pile of crap here that I Need to get rid of. So speaking of, here's the deal. I haven't told you all this, okay? I haven't thought about it until right now. So. We have visitors today.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, we do?

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you know this, Turley?

[Elliot]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

No one knows us. Do they? So these guys from Intercom up in Philly are flying in this morning. Oh yeah. To come sit in on the studio. To like measure our. Because we're talking about. It's the same old crap, national syndication. We're gonna make you a star. You're gonna do this, we're gonna do that, we're gonna have you everywhere. All that great stuff. That's cool.

[Michael Turley]

You know they got the Internet up there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Never heard that.

[Michael Turley]

That's amazing.

[Elliot]

Yeah. Why come in studio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Play Play, have a Cigar by Pink Floyd. That's what they're gonna do. Okay. But they're going to give us the sphincter test. You know what the sphincter test is?

[JD Ryan]

I don't want it like, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

What a Richter scale is?

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know what Mohs scale of hardness is?

[Satan]

Of course.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like a sphincter test is like measures. Just think of it like a Richter skull. It's a 2.3 on the sphincter test or 7.1.

[Satan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's like how hard did it hit their sphincter? If we, if we scare them. If we don't scare them. A sphincter is like a muscle.

[Michael Turley]

We all know what the signature is.

[John Clay Wolf]

And so. So they're gonna. They're gonna pro stick probes up in all of us.

[Michael Turley]

Can't wait. I wish it was then now.

[John Clay Wolf]

And give to get sphincter testing off of our material today.

[Michael Turley]

They're gonna be.

[John Clay Wolf]

So that's why they couldn't do it over the Internet.

[Michael Turley]

I'll bet you 100 bucks they're on a plane by two. You ever done time shaking their heads? So sorry. We're so sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

We shouldn't have done this.

[Michael Turley]

We should never have done this.

[John Clay Wolf]

This was a terrible, terrible, terrible idea.

[Michael Turley]

Horrible, horrible rainstorm.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they made me like. They made me like agree like that I'm open to new ideas.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, I'll be open.

[JD Ryan]

Obviously be open, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wait, wait, hold on. You're right. You got it. You got it. You're the only one that really caught it.

[Elliot]

Open to new ideas, huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

Before, like, like, like the brainwashing has begun. Before pre show brainwashing. Just repeat after me, John. You're not close minded. I'm not close minded. And you'll be open to new Concepts and ideas for the show.

[Elliot]

Can you record that conversation?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll be open to new concepts and ideas. Okay. Now come here. I'm gonna. I'm gonna slide this finger meter in you. Turn it up a little. Let him listen. That's exactly what this is. This song is that. Listen to the words. Just never have you ever listened to the words in this chann. Listen to the words. It's funny. It's exactly. The Bandit. See, I just got it.

[Michael Turley]

I just got it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Come here, boy. Have a cigar. You're gonna go for the band is really fantastic. That's what I think. By the way, which one's Pink? Oh, we've got Keith Richards here in the studio.

[JD Ryan]

Good morning, Keith.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you for joining us.

[Michael Turley]

Anybody would know. You would.

[JD Ryan]

That's what we call old ham in the business. Like a rock and roll record company executive.

[Michael Turley]

I bet you put up with a ton of them.

[JD Ryan]

That's what they say. You know, back in the day, right. Mick was so miffed. And in fact, they thought the leader of the band was Brian.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, they thought the leader was Brian.

[JD Ryan]

Brian Jones. Yeah. Brian Jones, rest in God, you know. Found him at the bottom of the pool.

[Michael Turley]

All right.

[JD Ryan]

I think. I think the record executive's done it as well.

[Michael Turley]

Do you really?

[JD Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Most athletic thing a bass player's done in decades. It was.

[JD Ryan]

It was all of the record executives of Keith Moon.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, keep moving.

[JD Ryan]

We'll never discover the answer for the mystery of Brian Jones. By the way, which one is dj?

[John Clay Wolf]

DJ is here. DJ Pre K. Good morning.

[DJ Pre K]

What up? What up?

[John Clay Wolf]

That is DJ Keith Richards and he is our in house. White, black, Caucasian, African, ghetto, from a methy area. But he doesn't do meth, so he. So the drug test came back and his boy Scouts on her.

[JD Ryan]

He's got. He's not on the methamphetamines. It's a lot of fun. A lot of fun.

[Michael Turley]

It's not fun.

[JD Ryan]

You gotta watch it. You know, before you know it, you've got no light bulbs in the house.

[Michael Turley]

Right?

[Caller]

Right.

[Michael Turley]

It's not fun.

[JD Ryan]

He looks a little pale. Is he sickly?

[Michael Turley]

No, it's just. There's not been a lot of sun in Texas for a while.

[JD Ryan]

I think you should have some Cabernet.

[Michael Turley]

Cabernet.

[JD Ryan]

Shake it off.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. That'll bring a rosy in your cheeks, won't it?

[JD Ryan]

Watch out for record company executives, was what I'm saying, like that. We would have been famous by 1965.

[Michael Turley]

What?

[JD Ryan]

And they keep testing and testing like that.

[Michael Turley]

Test you.

[John Clay Wolf]

We love the Song.

[JD Ryan]

But Mickey looks like a fairy and you can't play E minor correctly. Just do what Brian says. It's not the bloody leader, Brian. Two years it took like that before we may start me up.

[Michael Turley]

Gotcha.

[JD Ryan]

It takes like. Well, we're all like. That's where we got the name Tattoo you.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, really?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, because we couldn't say, oh, the other bob. You know, it's time to pull your bob.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pull your bob. You couldn't say piss off?

[JD Ryan]

No, could say piss off.

[Michael Turley]

They couldn't say the other thing. So they said tattoo you.

[JD Ryan]

I wish I thought of that before.

[John Clay Wolf]

So tattoo you was a. A finger to the record company. Right.

[JD Ryan]

Well, tattoo you lot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Michael Turley]

Got.

[JD Ryan]

We got that one by.

[Michael Turley]

That's good.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's so nice to have Keith Richards from the Rolling Stones here. So when or do you know your tour dates? Or do you ever know your tour dates or do you even know where. What city you're in?

[JD Ryan]

I think it's tomorrow.

[Michael Turley]

No, it's not.

[JD Ryan]

No, we're going to Houston.

[Caller]

No, not.

[Michael Turley]

You're not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. The last one for the grandkids in the Horrors tour is starting in six months or.

[JD Ryan]

Right, Right. But see, they're also old. Many of the grandkids are old. No, they're not. Just one of the many rewards of longevity.

[Michael Turley]

Actually, the tour starts in April in Miami, Florida. Then it does come to Houston on April 28th.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about Dallas?

[Michael Turley]

It's going to be in Dallas. Never.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about Southern California after.

[Michael Turley]

After Houston goes to Arizona, California, Colorado.

[John Clay Wolf]

California's a big place. What area? I want to know if that would.

[Michael Turley]

Be in Santa Clara. Pasadena.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pasadena.

[Michael Turley]

Pasadena. The rose bowl on the 11th of May.

[John Clay Wolf]

Orange Company. What about Vegas?

[Michael Turley]

Let me look here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. Let me guess. Skipping Oklahoma City.

[Michael Turley]

Yes. As of right now, they don't have Vegas plotted yet.

[John Clay Wolf]

New Orleans.

[Michael Turley]

This is only.

[John Clay Wolf]

Man, this only.

[Michael Turley]

Actually, this only covers through the middle of June in Chicago. So far. I'm sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

So. So Southern is just Dallas. It's.

[Caller]

It.

[Michael Turley]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, not deep south, but I mean, I'm in Houston.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. Miami, Jacksonville, Houston, Glendale, Arizona, Pasadena, Santa Clara, Seattle, Denver, Washington, Philadelphia, Foxborough, Rutherford, New Jersey. And then Chicago, Illinois.

[John Clay Wolf]

Keith Richards. Are you gonna fly from. From us? Show to show. Are you going to ride on the bus?

[JD Ryan]

Oh, don't care. I don't care. It doesn't matter. New Jersey.

[Michael Turley]

You're gonna be in Rutherford two nights.

[JD Ryan]

Why in hell would we do that?

[Michael Turley]

You're gonna be there two nights in June 13th and the 17th.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have much input on the on the tour dates or the times?

[Michael Turley]

Apparently not.

[JD Ryan]

That's a very good question, John. Obviously not for going to Rutherford, bloody New Jersey. Last time I was in Rutherford.

[John Clay Wolf]

Y' all are getting old. What if one of you gets sick or breaks a hip?

[JD Ryan]

Some crazy Bob out in the crowd threw so many joints onto the stage, really New Jersey, I couldn't talk, sing, walk, go to the bathroom by myself for seven days.

[Michael Turley]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hear a bit of a Australian.

[Michael Turley]

Accent just for a moment. Maybe he's getting ready for the Australian.

[John Clay Wolf]

Part of the tour. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. We are the. Give me the VIN part. We have our Christmas big auction. It's our largest auction of the year, and it's this Wednesday. And we've been buying, like, a bunch of sphincters. Like, buying like what? Jerks. If it breathes, move it, breed it, bring it in. If it. If it could fog a mirror, Breed it right is what I told them. So we're trying to have 700 cars, which would be 250s. Wait, I mean, 350 aside, at the Dallas auction on Wednesday.

[Michael Turley]

Four hours.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. It'll take all day. That's fine. So we'll just break all of our records and all that good stuff. But anyway, if you go to. Give me. If you want to sell your car, I do it right now. Go to Give me the VIN. Give me the VI.com. you put your license plate number. That's Southern California, Las Vegas, Oklahoma, Louisiana, all around. Good morning to all y'.

[Caller]

All.

[John Clay Wolf]

Austin, San Antonio, Corpus, West Texas, East Texas, and of course, Dallas, Texas, where we're based. But givemetheven.com, put in your car, and we'll bid it. Or you can call in 800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. I need some big boob girls. I need some stars for my show. I need some more Lambos, Ferraris, heavies, Rolls, ghost, you know, McLarens, supercars. I've got. We've got a ton. But I need some more of that spice that it's hard to put on a show without a star.

[Michael Turley]

Sure. You open them up with the big. With the big cars. Do you open up the show there with the big.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no, no.

[Michael Turley]

Put them in the middle.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, we started. They run right in the middle.

[Michael Turley]

Got opening band.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah.

[Michael Turley]

And then you have the. And then the big. The big star.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, yes, yes. Just like Keith Richards. Keith Richards. Would you mind taking us out to. To the break?

[JD Ryan]

We don't care if you stick around, but if you do you like it? With more John Clay Wolf and the boys after this.

[Radio Announcer]

Now send me some news back to the John Clay Wolf show presented by.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jimmy the Dot com. I'll send the strip club DJ over there to pick it up.

[Radio Announcer]

And now, senor Juan Clay wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Baton Rouge 98.1. Sorry we're not on the air. I'm sure you can't hear us, but like all coon asses down in Kunas land, you can't get up in the morning because you drink too much. And you some. I mean if there was ever a place where the board op would sleep in and forget to turn us on, it would be New Orleans.

[Michael Turley]

What have I forgotten to do this morning? Got my pants on.

[Elliot]

How's our Baton Rouge office doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's doing well. And it's right there at the airline airport. Big Rob balls is there handing out T shirts. Sell that T shirts. Go buy our new. You can go to gimmetheven.com and click Locations and get the address of our Baton Rouge location. And Rob will give you a sell that T shirt. And obviously we can. You can drop your cars off there, go to givemetheven.com, start it online. And then we got a check printer in there, man.

[Michael Turley]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

And for all you outlaws that like to figure out how to steal money, I think we've beat you.

[Satan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

We thought a lot about it. And before I put it down there into. Well, I haven't Oklahoma tested the check printer yet.

[Michael Turley]

Oklahoma test.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we're doing these remote check printers.

[JD Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the printers, you know, print checks that are ready and got to go.

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

So that's a risk, of course, out of town locations. So we really did a lot of security to try to figure out how people would fraud it, make it bad guy. And I was like, we need to do the tweaker test. The tweaker test. Because a tweaker will go through great links.

[Michael Turley]

Oh yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

To steal money to get more tweaking.

[Michael Turley]

Why? Because they never sleep. They're all the time. They think.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I said we need to think like an Oklahoma tweaker. Like what would an Oklahoma tweaker do?

[Michael Turley]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

How would they bust this? Well, they'd break into the thing and they'd break the check printer open and steal all the paper. Okay. What would they get? They'd get nothing but white paper.

[Michael Turley]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not even printed yet because they're.

[Michael Turley]

Laser all white paper.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then like what about a smart it tweaker that like left MIT and he, he went to ou Then went to MIT and then blew out on drugs. He's back in Oklahoma. So that's a dangerous Oklahoma tweaker. That's an educated Oklahoma tweaker. How would he break into the network to get into the file to print the check.

[Michael Turley]

Man, you've thought this through.

[John Clay Wolf]

We thought it through. We did all this. We, we. Anyway, we have check printed there on site. And I don't think. I think it's tweaker. I think it's tweaker proof.

[Michael Turley]

Tp.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bruce, good morning, you're on the air.

[Caller]

Hello, John. This is Bruce, the guy with the bad joke of the tally whacker. Okay, well, back to your topic of dangerous jokes humors that we did. When I was a kid, over the overpass of I10, I used to drop golf balls onto the freeway.

[John Clay Wolf]

Would they, like hit the ground and just bounce?

[Caller]

They hit the ground, bounce, and every once in a while you hear that. Dangerously humorous.

[John Clay Wolf]

See, anything of that nature at high speeds is stupid, stupid, stupid. Bruce, you're very stupid, stupid person. Has anyone ever told you you're really dumb?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, okay. Can we get him on the phone?

[Caller]

No, no, he's in prison right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, that makes sense. I'm gonna leave. Sometimes you just stop and let it bake. There's really nowhere else to go with that. Thank you for calling, Bruce.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't do stupid things like that at high speeds. That's where people get killed, Steven. Good morning.

[Caller]

Hello.

[John Clay Wolf]

A Challenger.

[Michael Turley]

We have Dodge Challenger.

[John Clay Wolf]

I thought you were gonna call in with something cool, Steve. Something cool like a Lamborghini. I. Listen, we're trying. We're putting 700 cars, maybe six. We'll see hundred cars across the block at Dallas Auto Auction on Wednesday. And I need some big boob girls. Have you ever heard that Queen song, Fat bottom girls, you make the rock.

[Satan]

And roll go around.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I need some fat bottom girls. I need. I need some G wagons, some more McLarens, Wraith, Ghost Mulsanne's. I need some big cars and I'll.

[Caller]

Go buy one real quick.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. So anyway, so if anybody has stuff like that, call me. 8008-0072-3480-0800. Bought a Porsche GT3 yesterday. Nice. That's heavy. You'll have some women rovers, all that stuff I've got. And I'll buy everything. But I really need some heavies. So you have a 16 challenger. Scat pack with 16.

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

You remind me of this guy that works for us we call Old Man Craig. He's always talking about his cool old cars, his old vets. Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Old cars are cool. 16.

[Caller]

Old cars are cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

16 challenger scat pack. The rat pack. 16, 000 miles. Leather. Does it have a sunroof?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Caller]

Black.

[John Clay Wolf]

Black, Black, black, black, Black, black, black, black. 60. 20, 20. 20. 20, 20. 26. 26,000 dol. 26.

[Caller]

27. CarMax said the other day that the. 27.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, how long did it take you to go to Carmax and get that number?

[Caller]

A while.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's a while?

[Caller]

Hour and a half, two hours.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And we did this in 15 seconds. Well, I think that I should get it just. Just because I'm that good.

[Michael Turley]

Saved you that much time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Saved you that much time. And you didn't get stroked. Anyway. I'll just. 27 buy it.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Where do you live?

[Caller]

Grand Prairie.

[John Clay Wolf]

Got it. We'll come pick it up. I'm gonna put you on hold and make sure. Have you already loaded it into our [e-mail]?

[Caller]

No, I was gonna do that, but I figured I'd call him, said do.

[John Clay Wolf]

That right now, the guys on the info box put a talk to John on the radio. 27 grand. Deal. And we'll. We'll send uncle out there to get it.

[Caller]

Cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks. Put him on hold. Hi, dj. No, that's not dj. This is someone else. Good morning.

[Caller]

Hey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. Check fraud.

[Caller]

Well, you were mentioning a little bit of stuff about people going in on your tech printers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller]

Out there that you have mobilized.

[Satan]

Right.

[Caller]

And it just. I'm actually on my way to open a pretty big bank, so. Got some knowledge for you on it. I mean, these guys, you can do a lot with just your route and account number, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

But the checks that I have are completely blank. They're watermarks. They're laser.

[Caller]

Because these guys can go into Office Depot, buy what's called versa. Check. They got bullhorns.

[Michael Turley]

Now.

[Caller]

We all look for it in a bank. We all look for that. But these checklassing places don't. I don't know if they do or not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. But real quick, just. We got to keep it tight. So if I got clear watermark check paper that does not have the numbers on the bottom, where's the risk?

[Caller]

Yeah, it will, though, once those things come out of the mobile.

[John Clay Wolf]

It will once they get printed, but once they're printed, then they're ready to go. So that. What. What I'm talking about is to keep people from printing them, from hacking in and printing them. That's not easy to do.

[Caller]

Well, they don't even need to do that. But, but we all, all things look for that. And one thing that you probably need to know, John, is that we're looking for it as well as the fact that you're going to be 100% protected. I mean, so somebody does get through with one of these things.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds like me putting on a condom, trying to get laid in high school.

[Caller]

What's that now?

[John Clay Wolf]

You sound like this pitch I gave in high school when I was trying to get laid with a condom. 100 protected. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. I've got four kids. Yeah, 800, 800 with five is.

[Michael Turley]

Nobody can catch a blank piece of paper.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got four kids with five baby mamas.

[Michael Turley]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, 800, 800 radio. 800-800-72344. You can't cash a check with. I, I, I don't understand what he was saying. I hear him, but, but I don't hear.

[Elliot]

He was about to pitch you something.

[Michael Turley]

Well, I didn't pick that up.

[Elliot]

Fraud is.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, we're just go to our website.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's other levels of protection that we have too.

[Michael Turley]

On top of the condom, the foam, we have vasectomies. We have all kinds of stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

We have foam, vasectomies, condoms, more foam.

[Michael Turley]

And a shot and an iud.

[John Clay Wolf]

And iud. Baba, have you ever. You know what? I'm gonna get in trouble going there. Don't do it. Should I not do it?

[Michael Turley]

No. If you have to question it, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you think I'm a bad. Do you think I have a bad judgment?

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Damn.

[Michael Turley]

So if you're questioning it, I just. Stop where you are.

[JD Ryan]

I was just thinking the exact same kind of thing. I guarantee it.

[John Clay Wolf]

My wife says it all the time.

[Michael Turley]

Decided not.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's convinced that I've got a problem.

[Michael Turley]

You don't have a problem. You just don't have a filter.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's.

[Michael Turley]

There's a big difference.

[JD Ryan]

No, that's an excuse. He's smarter than he looks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Man, you got bad breath. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Michael Turley]

It's true.

[Caller]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey.

[Caller]

Is this give me the bin.com?

[John Clay Wolf]

No. No. Where's the house? What? You.

[Caller]

Good?

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you need? What are you calling for? What do you want to get done?

[Caller]

Well, give me the vin.com. i thought I had the right number.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you want to do with them?

[Caller]

Because I'm placing a vehicle.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're placing one or you're selling one?

[Caller]

Looking at trade, and I may Sell it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so you just want to call and stroke them off and get a free number. So you go to the dealership and use their number against the dealer and they do all this work and get nothing done?

[Caller]

No, I sold cars. I've got a price is reasonable and real than.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because we're not a whorehouse and you are on the radio. And I'm not doing this stuff for free anymore. Damn it. What have you got?

[Caller]

I got a 2011 Debbie Silverado, four wheel drive, 4.8, flex fuel, triple black Cheyenne edition. Everything runs works. I got 81000 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

But they didn't make a Cheyenne in 2011. BJ and the bear Dukes of Hazard. Man stop.

[Caller]

Is a crew cat too, by the way.

[John Clay Wolf]

But they don't make. Dude, they quit making cheyennes in like 84. You said cheyenne. Did you slip? Was that a Freudian slip?

[JD Ryan]

I said Silverado.

[Caller]

It's a Silverado, but it's a. It's the Maggie down the side.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Scottsdale heavy half Bluffdale. Remember all those names of those trucks? It's an 11 small, small V8, four wheel drive with 80 average. Rougher. Clean.

[Caller]

Clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

13 grand. 13 grand. 13 grand.

[Caller]

Thirteen grand. We're a little off. You know what? The price is probably better, but I'm gonna look to try to get a little bit more.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you're gonna stroke me and jerk me and waste my time. Turn it up.

[Caller]

Stroke.

[John Clay Wolf]

Overbid it. Just because he said he was a car salesman and I knew what he.

[Michael Turley]

Was going to do matter what you'd.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go If I said 15 grand. He said, well, you know, we'll be.

[JD Ryan]

Right back after these messages after we.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go stroke everybody off.

[Caller]

Baby, why don't you stay?

[DJ Pre K]

Baby, there's hoes outside why must you go away? Baby, there's hoes outside.

[Michael Turley]

Hoes.

[Caller]

Well, what did they do?

[DJ Pre K]

Things that you'd never do.

[Caller]

Well, how nice.

[DJ Pre K]

Think I'm gonna go outside and cut me a slide.

[Caller]

The thought that our thing was true.

[DJ Pre K]

But look at them boobs, they look.

[John Clay Wolf]

Completely busted and try busting all right.

[Caller]

Don't come back with a clown, you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Know I'll rap for our T Baby, there's H.

[Caller]

Outside.

[John Clay Wolf]

And live from Dallas, Texas, it's Saturday morning.

[JD Ryan]

It's the John Clay Wolf show. Starring John Clay Wolf with JD Ryan, Michael Turley and Bobby Brown. And featuring DJ3K, Rush Limbo, Keith Richards, Ramiro Romo, Randy the Chipmunk and Satan, the Prince of darkness. And now your host, John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

We did not have Satan on last week And I missed him. I don't know if he kind of vaporizes during the holidays. He gets a little down because he knows that he's not getting any attention.

[Michael Turley]

It's not his time of the year.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not his time of the year. His is more 4th of July or the redneck triple crown. Labor Day, Memorial Day, the lake, drinking, cocaine busting, swilling, swigging. Holidays. Yeah. This is. This is not Satan's time of year. Good morning, everyone. This just in the top three gross domestic product in the state of Oklahoma is oil, casinos and methods. Yeah.

[Satan]

Meth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, four months a year, it's schooners, Sooner's swag. Did you know that they're going to the playoffs? Congratulations. Oh, you.

[Elliot]

Congrats.

[John Clay Wolf]

You deserved it. I'm glad to see that. It was Ohio State that got. No, it was Georgia that got.

[Elliot]

They're gonna have another Heisman winner, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

That damn quarterback. God almighty, he'll win.

[Elliot]

So back to back Heismans for the Oakland.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who gets the first round next year because he. Obviously he's going to be a baseball player.

[Elliot]

He's going to play baseball.

[John Clay Wolf]

OU's quarterback is going to be a baseball player. So if. If they. That needs to be turned. That needs to be muted immediately. The. Wow.

[Michael Turley]

Wow, man. TV's on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Brain dead. Whoop, whoop. Okay, the. Just turn it off then. If you can't turn the volume off, Bobo, please tend to that. Okay, what have you got, J.

[Michael Turley]

Well, we have a lot of good to talk about. Did you hear what Tyler Perry did for Christmas? Kind of a cool thing. He announced on Twitter that he paid off the layaways at two different Walmarts in Georgia. People magazine reported the total was $434,000. And we have some audio from him, actually.

[JD Ryan]

If you have a layaway at the Walmart at 844 Cleveland Ave. In East Point, Georgia, in Atlanta, or if you have a layaway at the Walmart at 7001 Concourse Parkway in Douglasville, Georgia. If you have a layer with either place, I have paid for all of your layaways for Christmas.

[Caller]

So Merry Christmas to everybody.

[JD Ryan]

You got to go into the Walmart, get your layaway, pay a penny. One penny, and you get your layaway. I know it's hard times.

[John Clay Wolf]

A lot of people are struggling.

[JD Ryan]

I'm just really, really grateful to be able to be in a position to do this. So God bless you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go get your stuff.

[Caller]

Merry Christmas.

[Michael Turley]

Kind of cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who is it?

[Michael Turley]

Who's Tyler Perry?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it was Tyler Perry.

[Michael Turley]

Tyler Perry did that yes. And there was another guy who did this recently in another Georgia. I want to say Atlanta, but it was another Walmart. He walked in, didn't tell anybody who he was. Paid it off. And there's only one picture of the guy. Somebody snapped a picture on their cell phone.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much money did you say? I wasn't listed?

[Michael Turley]

$434,000 for the two different Walmarts. So I'm assuming the other guy paid about 200,000 for in layaways at a Walmart.

[JD Ryan]

That's happening a lot this year. It's a great thing I've seen. All I get is a free 24,000 there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. All I got is a free cup of coffee at Starbucks. Somebody paid mine. That's B.S.

[Michael Turley]

What did you do?

[John Clay Wolf]

Nothing.

[Michael Turley]

You didn't pay for the next guy?

[John Clay Wolf]

I wasn't hurry, actually. No, I did, but the first time that happened. First couple times that happened, I didn't know. I didn't know what was going on. I didn't know you were supposed to keep it rolling. And then I was thinking, you know, what if this guy behind you. How can you pay for the guy behind you if he didn't. Oh, you asked him. What the. If they ordered. What if they ordered a lot?

[Michael Turley]

Then you just.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're talking about keeping the train rolling in the Starbucks line.

[Michael Turley]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

By paying everybody's coffee off.

[Michael Turley]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

But what if somebody like, went there for the office? Well, I need a skinny milky latte and a pay for all that. They send the bill to Tyler Perry, Atlanta, Georgia.

[Michael Turley]

That's the way 800 Grinches stole Christmas.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800.

[Michael Turley]

I can't even imagine what your wife is spending on Christmas. And you know what? Neither can you, really does. She does cool things for your kids all the time.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're between houses. We're really not going.

[Michael Turley]

You're not gonna do that much. Really? No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. We really didn't know. No.

[Michael Turley]

Okay. So you think we thought we were.

[John Clay Wolf]

Going to be in our new house by this Christmas and it's not ready?

[Michael Turley]

Maybe next year if you.

[John Clay Wolf]

You want to watch the phones blow up.

[JD Ryan]

Sure.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever had a remodel or a house building experience where the contractor let you down and it took longer or got more expensive than what you thought?

[Michael Turley]

He lied to you. Possibly.

[John Clay Wolf]

This contract didn't lie to me. I like him. Yeah, I think they might alive. They lied about the time.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Call in 800. 800 7234.

[Michael Turley]

Wow.

[JD Ryan]

That's calculated.

[John Clay Wolf]

800800 radio. If you've ever had a contractor mislead you on the time or the price of a project, I'd love to hear the story.

[Michael Turley]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, that's like how many, how.

[Michael Turley]

Many people, Anybody have an ex wife, they don't like, call him? That's the rest of the show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that's about it. That covers it.

[Michael Turley]

At. And T goes, I don't know why their phones went out in North Texas. That just blew up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Anybody have an ex wife?

[Michael Turley]

Because the holidays is a great time to deal with family.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did I ever tell you the story about the gal that I was. I feel bad about saying this. I was running around my first marriage. I guess she went outside the marriage.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then. So I had a free pass.

[Michael Turley]

Understand?

[John Clay Wolf]

So I went outside. Like, I, I think she ran like a 44 dive for a couple of three yard hits.

[Michael Turley]

Gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I was like throwing Hail Mary.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, we're going to the end zone.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I've got a free pass.

[Michael Turley]

Yep. Yeah. Literally, there's Drew. Drew Pearson is in the end zone. Let's go.

[John Clay Wolf]

So this gal, she was like a JLo, like a hot Latina.

[Michael Turley]

Gotcha. Dangerous.

[John Clay Wolf]

And she was probably 22, which my wife says is my, my favorite age.

[Michael Turley]

That's your number.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, this is. Somebody said the other day, does that bother you with that good looking girl working at his office? My wife's like, no, she's way too old. Oh, there's Satan. Satan's gonna come in on this one. Good morning. So.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, women.

[John Clay Wolf]

So this gal, Carla.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jalapeno Carla.

[Satan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, she was so cute.

[Michael Turley]

Very hot. Oh, Latino.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. But anything get all, get all. They get those, those Latina women get very passionate and angry and spicy.

[Michael Turley]

Do they ever.

[John Clay Wolf]

Peppers. And she, I, I called her and said, hey, something's up. I just want you to be aware that something's up. Okay.

[Michael Turley]

The wife. Somebody's on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Somebody's onto something.

[Michael Turley]

Gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I want, I just, I don't know what, but I wanted to give you a heads up. And this gal was conniving because I'm out of town and my girlfriend basically.

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gets a call from the hospital. Is this Carla? Yes. I can't talk like. Yes. Yes. You know a Juanita Wolfe? See, I believe so.

[Michael Turley]

I believe why.

[John Clay Wolf]

So he's come from the hospital, okay. And it's a nurse. And she, she tells him that I had a crash, I'm dying, and I really wanted to, I asked the nurse to call her to have her come up there.

[Caller]

Ah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Before I passed away.

[Michael Turley]

Very nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the. The nurse calling her was doing a very good impersonation of nurse.

[Michael Turley]

This is tricky.

[John Clay Wolf]

Very tricky. And sheep smelled. Smelled. Smell of the fraud.

[Michael Turley]

Smell the rat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Smell of the rat, yes. She said, well, why would Mr. Wolf be calling me?

[Michael Turley]

I do not know him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I don't know. Do you not know him? I know him from the da. DA, da. But I mean, we just. In passing.

[Michael Turley]

Smart.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pretty good.

[Michael Turley]

Smart girl.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pretty good Here.

[Michael Turley]

They're brilliant. And they get you out of the deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, then this guy named. Then, no, I did.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

But then this guy named Trent Gilly went over to my. He put it together. He set it up. Then he went over to my house and, like, narcked me out.

[Michael Turley]

What was his motivation? Because everybody has a motivation.

[John Clay Wolf]

He. I had a. I had a setup in Louisiana, okay? And I. He worked for me, and I sent him to Louisiana to work this. This dealership route. All these dealerships and the wholesale business that I had. And I own the Shreveport Auto Auction, okay? And I wanted him to go down there and be on the ground there. And he decided he. He had somebody in his ear, and he's like, we can take this from John. I'm gonna go with you, and I'm going to take it for myself. Then he goes to my auction and he tells the general manager that I've got a whole new staff of people in Dallas and I'm training to replace everybody. So they all quit.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, look at that. Well, you've had. You've had.

[John Clay Wolf]

So when I saw him car people in your life. Yeah, Trent Gilly did that. That's very true. And then he went over to my wife and told her about the Mexican gal.

[Michael Turley]

So he was trying to blow your life up at every angle?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Michael Turley]

Great guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's a great. I mean, that's a great guy.

[Michael Turley]

Where's he buried?

[John Clay Wolf]

He's not. But anyway, somebody. Okay, what brought this up, Turley?

[Michael Turley]

We were talking about cheating.

[JD Ryan]

Why?

[Michael Turley]

So I brought up as. Anybody have X Y's to hate?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that's right. That's right.

[Michael Turley]

Call us now.

[John Clay Wolf]

1-800-Dan in Oklahoma. What were you saying? You're a contractor.

[Caller]

Yeah. Yeah, I know I'm a contractor. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, tell me.

[Caller]

Oh, yeah, so, you know, just as a contractor, you know, listen to the show. It just. There's a lot of bad contractors out there that have done me wrong, too, you know, Built some homes and I hire guys out or whatever, but, man, more than often, I get the worst customers, you know? They don't pay me for six, eight months. The worst one was the last guy. I'm still trying to get about $5,000 from them.

[Michael Turley]

Last guy. The last, Last guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

I thought you said a black guy. And I'm like, what does that have to do with the price of tea in China or the price of meth in Oklahoma? You're a metho and you're in Oklahoma, right?

[Caller]

Yeah, I'm in Oklahoma.

[Satan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What city?

[Caller]

And I know this guy listens. I know you got this guy listens to the radio to you guys all the time.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll drop him in the grease, throw it at him.

[Caller]

Yeah, I'm an admin, you know. But he said he knew who I was and got my name from somebody. And I go over there to put this, you know, two acre sprinkler system in for the guy, and I asked him for down money. He's like, don't worry, don't worry. Slapping me on the back. He's an older guy from Iran. Own some pizza shops and stuff like that around here. But anyway, so I do the job. He offers my guys bonuses, all this extra money. So at the end of the week, he's like, well, I'll go get you cash tomorrow. Like, sure. So my guys are expecting this bonus. So I even pay him out of my pocket 200 bucks ahead for a bonus. This guy still.

[John Clay Wolf]

How old are you?

[Caller]

How old am I? I'm 40.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long you been doing this?

[Caller]

25 years. This is a.

[John Clay Wolf]

But this is a sucker story. You're telling me. This is a. This is not the story of a seasoned contractor. You. I mean, you just keep taking these sucker punches and doing stupid stuff all the way down. Your story. You never should have started the job. The guy's an Iranian in Oklahoma. He runs a damn mini mart. I mean, come on, what are you expecting? Why are you shaking your head, Bob? Oh, we deal with them all the time. I've got so many customers that are Middle Easterners.

[JD Ryan]

You deal with whom all the time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Middle Easterners.

[JD Ryan]

He's not a hater.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's a Texan. He's the accidental racist. There's some great ones just like everything, but. But a lot of them, I mean, you gotta. They take pride in whacking you. They take pride in chopping you down and beating you out of money. In some countries, like Turkey or something, it's like. It's like a good thing, like Middle Easterners.

[Michael Turley]

Ladies and gentlemen, the Donald Trump show will be right back after this important message.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now this is Just what? Like, anyway, what are you guys?

[Elliot]

Just.

[Michael Turley]

Y', all. We're just trying to help you get out.

[JD Ryan]

Good morning, Temecula.

[Michael Turley]

We have. We have corporate in town.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have a Temeculas?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

And we'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show right after this.

[Michael Turley]

Starting John Clay Wolfe.

[Radio Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Get him up right now. 1-800-800-Radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you're working for an Iranian in Oklahoma, putting in a sprinkler system, and he's promising your guys bonuses. So your customer is negotiating with your people their bonuses. And since he's a little late, red flag one, you pay the bonuses that he promised, and you started without a deposit. Red flags you went on without a draw. Four, he owns a pizzeria. He's from Iran. He lives in Oklahoma. Five, six, seven, you did two acre irrigation system. And you. He screwed you.

[Michael Turley]

Red rocket.

[JD Ryan]

And you're a yes man all the way. See, it doesn't always devastate. Like, you don't always lose your ability to speak or drive or work, but methamphetamines are a devastating drug.

[John Clay Wolf]

I had a guy named Mehdi Boularon in. It was Pacific Palace, Pacific Leasing, Palisades. Pacific Palisades Leasing.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is 1999. So I'm at the Dallas auction and Desa buying BMWs. And he said, something's wrong with the system. Now, I've been selling this guy cars, and he lives in California.

[Satan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was buying him in Arkansas, selling to him in California. This is nine, 20 years. Yeah, a long time ago. And long story short, he got out. He got out with me about 100 or 150 G's. And I had. Similar to the Oklahoman story, but I had a lot of good business with him up to that point. Okay.

[Michael Turley]

So.

[John Clay Wolf]

But there was a time when he said, we're at the auction. He said, hey, my, something's wrong. Can I just buy them on your number and I'll pay you 400 a car?

[Michael Turley]

But you worked with him a lot, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

I was like, sure, sure. And then those cars he couldn't pay for. So I had to go out to California, visit him, and I got paid.

[Michael Turley]

How'd that go?

[John Clay Wolf]

It went fine. And then there was a guy named Timmy down in Houston. Same story, old Timmy. And he's a Vietnamese. And we had to go visit him and Richard and get our checks to where they'd clear. It's funny when you have a check that can't clear when you just beat on that check enough, it'll start making some sense.

[Michael Turley]

God, you strong on me.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, he's not checking. He's not Vietnamese. Not check.

[Michael Turley]

No. I see. Got you. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm kidding.

[Michael Turley]

God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. But anyway, the only way to learn about getting screwed is to get screwed firsthand experiences. So, Mr. Contractor, in Oklahoma, we're actually doing a public service right now. It's really teaching people that are listening use good common sense.

[Michael Turley]

Right? But starts.

[John Clay Wolf]

And contractors don't start work without a deposit, Right. If they ain't got no money now, they ain't going to have no money halfway through, and they ain't going to have no money at the the end. And car people, when you have an up that comes in and they're talking about their settlement, they ain't got no settlement. The money that's coming, come find me when you got it. And if they've. If they really, really, really want to hold that Lamborghini or that Corvette, because that settlement's coming, it's coming, man. Give me a thousand dollars. I'll hold that. We'll change the T shirt to hold that dot com whole, son. And. But. But these stories of what's going to happen.

[Satan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

If they're out in front of it, tell them come see you when they're ready.

[Michael Turley]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. And just like what we do, we buy all these cars. My neighbor this and my neighbor that, and I hit the car at 20,000, but their neighbor wants to buy it for 21. All right, well, does your neighbor have a check? Well, he's just not ready yet. Well, guess what? I am ready. And the reason that I have the 20,000 ready is because I don't do stupid stuff.

[Michael Turley]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

But we have. We pay with a check.

[Michael Turley]

Our comp.

[John Clay Wolf]

Our competitors pay with bank drafts. They're not even any good.

[Michael Turley]

It's a. Yeah, it's a bank. That's draft, what, seven, ten days maybe.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. We had a guy write a review online the other day that completely told the story perfectly. Went to CarMax before I knew y' all sold the car, went to the bank. They wouldn't deposit it. They deposit it, but they wouldn't cash it. Money's no good for eight days. I went back to CarMax, said, Give me my damn car back. Took it to y', all, y' all gave me a thousand more, gave me a check, went to the bank, and it cleared immediately, of course. Yeah. It's just now versus later. Sure.

[Michael Turley]

The difference in what we do and what they do.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger. Today is not what we do. Go to givemetheven.com. load it up. Give me a call. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. We're trying to put 600 cars across the block on Wednesday at the Dallas Auto Auction in our two lanes for the Christmas sale. It'll be a big sale. Attendance will be up 50%, 20% something. It's a lot. And we're gonna have the biggest day we've ever had. So I'm buying cars like silly. If it breathes, if it'll fog a mirror, read it. Go. Let's go. I'm down in the buyer's room screaming, go, go, go, go, go. Make. Well, boss, we just sold one for 10,000 last week. Why are you wanting to give 11 for this? Because I think that I. I have a feeling that this week will be good and we'll get lucky so we can take a higher position. I'm a gambling degenerate. I'm a degenerate gambler, but my money's good and I buy cars. And we have a computer that bids [e-mail] or you can call in the show right now, 800, 800 radio. And I'll hang a number. Tell me average, rough or clean. But do not call this radio program if you are a stroke or if you're not ready to do business. All the strokes and people that are not ready to do business, we want to do them too, but just go to the website. But if you're going to get on the air with us in front of 500, 000 people right now, we're going to do a deal. We're going to negotiate real deals, not BS deals.

[Michael Turley]

Buy your car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I mean, be ready. Don't. Don't call me if you're not ready.

[JD Ryan]

More cars, less bs.

[John Clay Wolf]

This for this segment. Yes. Yes. I need to buy some hummer H1. Heavy stuff. Stuff that you wouldn't think I would buy. I really want supercars, spaceships.

[Michael Turley]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what I call spacious McLarens. Bought 132000 McLaren, but it's not going to make it for the auction this week, man. Got a couple of Bentley's. Got a couple this. We've got all these cars, but I need some stars.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Some big pretty girls.

[JD Ryan]

Hey, pretty soon the Space Force contracts are going to start coming out, you know, make yourself a dime. Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're on the air.

[Caller]

Yeah, I gotta act. Wife I don't like.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, me too. Thank you for calling. My name's John Clay Wolf and I'll be right back. Oh, yeah, we're back.

[Radio Announcer]

Back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com Speaking of marijuana, call in 800, 800 radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm about to brush up on my Spanish now.

[Radio Announcer]

John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dallas, Texas, where. Wow, man, I thought I'd seen it all. You know what Sammy Hagar sold his tequila company for?

[Satan]

No.

[Michael Turley]

Did he? I didn't even know he sold it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like 70 million in his old stuff before. Van Halen was good. I'm liking it more at this age than I was then. Really? Yeah. Montrose, is this. Is this Van Halen or is this. No, this Van Halen?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or is it just Sammy?

[JD Ryan]

That's the OU812 album, the best one ever.

[Michael Turley]

And for a guy who's just done tons of alcohol and just partied his ass off, he's 70 something and he looks great.

[John Clay Wolf]

Great. You've done tons of alcohol and partied your ass off and look at me. Something. And you look like hell. I know. 800-800-723-4. 85, man. 800, 800 radio. Seattle gets its own NHL franchise. It's about time.

[Elliot]

Yeah. This is an interesting story just because. And I don't know if this is fact or not, but I've been told that Eddie Vedder is actually part of this group.

[John Clay Wolf]

Eddie Vedder.

[Caller]

The.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's like the Grungers. Yeah, the Seattle Grungers.

[Elliot]

No, they're looking for a name.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Grungers.

[Elliot]

Yes, the Grunges. I think that would be perfect.

[Michael Turley]

Not for a hockey team.

[Elliot]

Well, you know, of course we had a hat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Their mascot could be a dead Kurt Cobain.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, dear God.

[Elliot]

Terrible mascot. That idea is not going to work.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was a bad idea.

[Elliot]

Eddie's got some better ideas.

[Michael Turley]

What was the bad idea? Blame it on Bobbo.

[Elliot]

In fact, you know, in the green room. Who's in there right now?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, really?

[Elliot]

Eddie's here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Eddie?

[Elliot]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Eddie met her for Pearl Jam. Yes.

[Elliot]

He wanted to. Come on. I know we're not on in Seattle, but he's looking for some ideas for names for the team.

[Michael Turley]

Well, we are. The stream is.

[Elliot]

Yeah, the stream is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of course, the drug addicts. That's a bad one, too. Rainy Drug addicts. Boys.

[JD Ryan]

Sad about the Grungers. The Grungers Sad about the Grunger.

[Michael Turley]

Excited about.

[John Clay Wolf]

Eddie Vedder says he's excited about the Grungers The Seattle Grungers. Okay.

[JD Ryan]

Don't you like the hockey? Don't you like the hockey?

[John Clay Wolf]

Eddie, why does everyone keep dying from that genre of drug overdoses? All your people are dead.

[JD Ryan]

By a pug playing hockey. Two weeks early.

[Michael Turley]

Have you ever ridden a happy tune? Something zippy? It makes people happy. Is everything happy?

[JD Ryan]

Hockey time.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, that's really sad. Happy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Depressed Nonsense.

[JD Ryan]

Fell through the high.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much money did you put in the hockey team? Eddie Vedder?

[JD Ryan]

$400 million.

[Michael Turley]

You're gonna be further depressed.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think you got took off worse than that guy at Oklahoma. By the way, fella with the pizzeria selling T shirts. I gotta grab line one. Lewis. Good morning. Lewis. Talk to me. Lewis, turn up your radio. I mean turn it down so you can talk to me.

[Caller]

Okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, we've got a 12 GL 550, 94,000 miles Benzo GL leather roof nav. What color?

[Caller]

White brow.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long have you had it?

[Caller]

I got it used with 11,000 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Are you a. Are you a roofing contractor?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you do?

[Caller]

I do. I do in home work.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pretty close. What kind of work?

[Michael Turley]

Nailed it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lewis, what kind of work?

[Caller]

Computer designing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no, not very close. No, I think he changed it though. I don't know if I'm buying it. 2012 average. Rougher. Clean on the car.

[Caller]

Clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have a title? Is there a payoff?

[Caller]

I pay off, I would say.

[John Clay Wolf]

I knew it. Just. Just Hispanic people take better care of their finances than us white folk. That ain't a hater. Damn truth. Their. Their finances are in better order than. Lewis. Is that true or false?

[Caller]

Yeah, it makes sense. It's coming to, but.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, they don't get all strung out on credit. They got money in their pocket. They got money saved. They pay their bills, take care of their families. No, no, I mean. I mean it. $16,000 with 90. Chew on it. Chew on it. Go to givemetheven.com loaded up. It's a hundred thousand mile Benzo. You know it cost $1200 to change the oil in that thing and 2000 to change the brakes whenever it breaks. It's just when they get miles on them, they get harder to sell. But I will give $16,000. I'll write you a check for your title. Go to givemetheven.com and remember, if you want to run it over to Carmax and get another opinion. If I don't beat their offer, I'll give you a check for a hundred dollars. What's that? We'll be Right back. Okay, thanks. So, Mike, I'm confused.

[Elliot]

No, you're good.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Well, then don't do that to me.

[JD Ryan]

800. 800.

[John Clay Wolf]

7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800.

[Michael Turley]

It did look suspiciously like the. Let's get out of here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rush Limbaugh. He's on the isdn. Good morning, Rush.

[JD Ryan]

John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Can you hear me? Okay. I got a funny noise in my life.

[John Clay Wolf]

I do hear you. I do hear you.

[Michael Turley]

Probably on your end, Rush.

[JD Ryan]

You got a lot of rain out there.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, we have some rain in Texas. It's cold. It's raining.

[John Clay Wolf]

Silky.

[JD Ryan]

Isdn. Not a great. Not a great time of year for El Rush Ball.

[Michael Turley]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why?

[JD Ryan]

These days I just get a little down.

[Michael Turley]

You a little down.

[JD Ryan]

The holidays.

[Michael Turley]

But you have all kinds of other things to help you up. It's.

[JD Ryan]

But look.

[Elliot]

What?

[JD Ryan]

And It's a Wonderful Life.

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[JD Ryan]

Here at the Excellence in Broadcasting Network.

[Michael Turley]

That's a good movie.

[John Clay Wolf]

Take Rush Limbaugh, everybody.

[JD Ryan]

This time of year, I'd like to. I get out to my gentleman's club.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Out in San Luis Obispo. Atascadero.

[Michael Turley]

You own it or you just hang out there?

[JD Ryan]

No, no, that same place I went last year. I told you guys about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just.

[JD Ryan]

It's nothing but. But men.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Having just a solidarity camp kind of a deal. And it's a wonderful time.

[Michael Turley]

By definition. A men's club.

[JD Ryan]

Yes, the gentleman's club. There's my friends Tommy and Richie.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[JD Ryan]

Old debone. He's a funny. And we. We just. We. We put on plays.

[Michael Turley]

Plays.

[JD Ryan]

And do karaoke.

[Michael Turley]

I don't believe none of this happens.

[JD Ryan]

You should hear D Bone sing Barracuda.

[Michael Turley]

I don't think I said no.

[JD Ryan]

It's amazing. He can sound just like Ann Wilson now. He does dress as Ann Wilson. And. And some of the fellows, we find that a little awkward. Yeah, but he's a God. He looks just like her.

[Michael Turley]

I don't think this is a gentleman's club.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, well, we're all guys. We play a little ping pong.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, but you're dressed up.

[JD Ryan]

There's always a beautiful Chippendale punch bowl. Ronnie.

[Satan]

Right?

[JD Ryan]

Big joker Ronnie.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Spiked the punch last year.

[Michael Turley]

Ah, just for you.

[JD Ryan]

Neat. I don't remember. A couple of days, I bet. Not back then it was Wednesday and Thursday, I'm pretty sure because payroll flies on Friday.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[JD Ryan]

And I do remember that. But before that, I'm a. I'm all a fuzzy 48 hours before. Oh, we have a great time. Stay in the dorms out there. And we'll hit the Chili's on Wednesday and the Applebee's on Thursday and Golden Corral on Friday. So all the major, you know, affiliate sponsors are covered.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, and we feel great about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's good.

[JD Ryan]

I'm trying to learn the words to Freeze Frame.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jay Giles Band 800-800-72348.

[JD Ryan]

I always get stuck on the deedle Italy diddly it makes me feel better. And I'll be back sometime early next year.

[Michael Turley]

All right, buddy.

[JD Ryan]

Probably you heard it here first, kids on the Excellence in Broadcasting Network. Talent alone from God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Perk up Rush. Perk up.

[Michael Turley]

Perk set up perk.

[John Clay Wolf]

A set up brush Perk set up Megan. A 09 Rogue with 180 is worth a thousand bucks. Maybe two.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you from?

[Caller]

Sounds about right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you from?

[Caller]

Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you from? Where are from?

[Caller]

Baton Rouge.

[John Clay Wolf]

Awesome. I know. We were off this morning for an hour. The aboard op got drunk and slept in. Which happens a lot in south Louisiana.

[Michael Turley]

Go figure.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, the Marie Laveau flu. But if you guys missed the first hour and are looking for it, it's on the podcast. It'll be up@john claywolf.com in about an hour. Hour after the show. One o'. Clock. 800-800-7234, Steve. 99 Camry with only 40,000 miles. Who died?

[Caller]

It died. Yeah, I heard they're not worth much.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Who died? Who? Who died for a car to have 40,000 miles on it? That's a 99 model. Somebody passed away and stopped driving it.

[Caller]

Pretty much, yeah. The 85 year old stuck in the garage and spend there 20 years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who died?

[Caller]

Who died?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Whose car was it?

[Caller]

Yeah, yeah, a friend of mine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Do you own it?

[Caller]

I don't own it. I'm thinking about getting it though.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so you're just calling me for what?

[Caller]

Pardon me? You're breaking up your fuzzy a little bit or too close to the mic the car is worth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right, but I'm not a. I'm not a free book out for you on the air. I want to buy it. How much is it? I don't deal with third parties. I don't deal with friends of friends. I deal with the owners of the asset. And I will make an offer with them, negotiate with them. So if you want to have the guy that owns it call me, I'll buy it. And then once I buy it, I might sell it to you.

[Caller]

Mentor.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Michael Turley]

That was simple.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was odd.

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

800 800. 7, 2, 3, 4.

[Michael Turley]

Put them on hold.

[JD Ryan]

Big the howl sent me to ask the professor if you would buy my car. Skipper, seriously?

[John Clay Wolf]

05 Escalade with a million miles on it's worth two grand. Three grand. Oh. 50505. That's that old ass body style. It's just not worth anything. James. Isn't that crazy? Yeah, it's just crazy. I mean, what's a 200,000 mile.05 Escalade worth? Three grand? Two grand. 2500. Yep. 800, 800. Seven, two, three, four. 800, 800 radio. I'll do one more. Carlos.

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's your payoff on this car? Are you buried in it? Did you lease it?

[Michael Turley]

Someone died?

[Caller]

No, no, my payoff on this car is about 35.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. I think you're buried in a little bit. It's a CTS6. Those are the best looking cars. I love those things. Is it the luxury or the platinum or the base? Okay. Is it Turbo V6 or a non Turbo? Okay. How many miles?

[Caller]

17,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. You're not buried in it. I need the VIN number to make sure. But it sounds like a 40, $47,000 car to me if it's the turbo plat, so. And that's why we could call the company. Giveme the vin.com. when you go to give me the vin.com and you lay that your license plate number or your VIN number in there, it'll decode it. It'll tell me exactly what I'm looking at and I want to buy it. Okay.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Head to the website. 800-800-RODE. My name is John Clay Wolf, and I buy cars on.

[Radio Announcer]

From the Wolf Radio studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

A teacher at a Hawaii preschool last week mistakenly served students Pine Sol instead of apple juice during snack time.

[Radio Announcer]

Call John toll free, 1-800-800- radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

On the bright side, when the kids threw up, it smelled great.

[Radio Announcer]

Now, John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't think that was funny. Why are you laughing?

[Michael Turley]

It did.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think we need to get those proofed. Sometimes they're funny, sometimes they're not. Every time I ask you to, like, clear something with me, you really get better at it. Like those intros you've been doing that stuff. Funny.

[JD Ryan]

That is your imagination.

[John Clay Wolf]

Those. Those intros you've been doing are great. Past two weeks.

[DJ Pre K]

See?

[Michael Turley]

So not accept that, Bobble. Say thank you, John. Oh, you guys need to work on your relationship issues.

[JD Ryan]

Our relationship is.

[Michael Turley]

No, you know that he says the least little Bit of thing. And you are feeling were hurt for a week?

[JD Ryan]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pretty sensitive.

[JD Ryan]

I don't know about.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, the intercom radio guys are coming and they brought their sphincter testers. And they're going to get the sphincter testing on you too, Bobo. So you better be careful.

[JD Ryan]

That is fair enough.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[JD Ryan]

You know we've spelled professional with a.

[John Clay Wolf]

Capital P. Babo will fire a 7.2 sphincter hit easy. And I'm. He gets really upset very much. You know that, that, that, that, that muscle on the top of the. Of your stomach, Right, the sphincter and it releases bile. Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Mr.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's amazing thing. It's like a. Dr. John.

[Elliot]

Dr. John.

[John Clay Wolf]

I looked it up before. I used it on the radio this morning so nobody could give me trouble.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

Corporate guys come to town and you start looking words up.

[Elliot]

Well, and look, they brought gifts too.

[Michael Turley]

What? What they bring corporate guys? Did the guys look at them? Normally you look directly from out of town, you get four fired. So I'm not looking right at them, but okay. What they.

[John Clay Wolf]

What they bring when they bring gifts. Turley, they're going to lie to you.

[Elliot]

Ah, Is that what.

[John Clay Wolf]

That is worse than an Iranian in Oklahoma.

[Michael Turley]

All right.

[JD Ryan]

They're going to find out which one is pink and wrapped up.

[Michael Turley]

Hang on, let me open it.

[JD Ryan]

I don't know. Hold on. That was mid sentence.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, my Lord. They brought. It's a guitar dude.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Look at this. I can't play guitar very well, Babo. Could you give me lessons? Seriously?

[Michael Turley]

This is beautiful.

[John Clay Wolf]

That is pretty.

[JD Ryan]

It's a wood solid body. What's it say on the top?

[Michael Turley]

Electric guitar. It says you're fire.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a Fender. It's a Fender.

[Michael Turley]

That was my experience with corporate.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's awesome. I'm in love with Wambacher. Thank you.

[Michael Turley]

Wow.

[JD Ryan]

Very nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was scared when you said you were coming up here. Now I'm just terrified.

[Michael Turley]

Now you're terrified. Right. Here's your gift.

[JD Ryan]

They're gonna figure out which one is pink and then they're gonna break up the band.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right?

[JD Ryan]

You don't need these guys, John.

[Satan]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've heard it all, man. Coming in here and they're going to tell us they're going to make us big stars. They're going to make us rich and famous. If we'll sell out. They want us to sell out, Bob. They just want us to sell, Bob. How long have we been doing this?

[JD Ryan]

Like 12 years at least.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I've been on there for 13. You've been with me for 12. Yeah. And, man, we made a pact.

[JD Ryan]

You remember that, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

When we got real high. What happens in that? When we're out varmint hunting, right? We got real baked.

[JD Ryan]

We were cutting.

[John Clay Wolf]

He'll tell you.

[JD Ryan]

We sit on the toolbox.

[Michael Turley]

Okay. Okay.

[JD Ryan]

Because there's no better place to.

[Michael Turley]

To make a deal.

[JD Ryan]

Beer near you. To make a life where it'll stand up in the toolbox outside the truck.

[Michael Turley]

Makes sense to me, Right? Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

John's left on the right, beer on the right, beer on the left.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. We're all good.

[JD Ryan]

We're talking with John says, baba, I think we really got a good show. I think we really. What's funny?

[John Clay Wolf]

Your impersonation of me. You do this high pitched.

[JD Ryan]

Johnny, I'm sorry. That's. That's natural.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go ahead. I know that you're not the only person that feels that way.

[JD Ryan]

He said, no, man, I think we really got a good show.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

And I. I said, I think we do too, John. I think it's going to be awesome. But you better look out for the big radio executives. Long head. He goes, what do you mean, Bob? So you're gonna break up the band, right?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Like you. Look what happened to those Cassidy brothers. You know, they don't speak anymore.

[Michael Turley]

No.

[JD Ryan]

Because one of them's dead now. But it's too late, you know, when it gets too late.

[John Clay Wolf]

Look at the Jacksons.

[JD Ryan]

And who have you got to thank? Right, Wombach?

[Michael Turley]

Sure. That's it. That's it.

[Satan]

So then.

[Michael Turley]

So now here he is, in person. Now what are y' all gonna do?

[John Clay Wolf]

They brought in execs from. From those. Those Yankees. You can't trust Yankees. Oh, my God. How can you trust Yankees?

[Elliot]

And from Philadelphia. Wait a minute. And the Cowboys happen to be playing the Philadelphia Eagles this week.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the line on that?

[Elliot]

Three and a half. Cowboys favored.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, good.

[JD Ryan]

I mean, really.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that tomorrow?

[JD Ryan]

Outstanding.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're playing 325. Is it here in Philly?

[Elliot]

It's here. That's.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what I'm saying.

[Elliot]

What do you think?

[Michael Turley]

That's why he's here. Of course.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's. And they didn't even get me any tickets.

[Michael Turley]

Of course not.

[John Clay Wolf]

They bring me a guitar. Why don't you take that guitar and they brought you. Shov it up your Eagle's butt, some nice Danish.

[Elliot]

Yeah, Danish. And you know where your tickets are at, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

The problem. He's going. I'm sure. I guarantee it. Hey, I will say he hooked me up on Thanksgiving Day and He hooked me up last year at the Eagles game. They been pretty good on the old ticket hookup. You got to give a brother credit when a brother's do some credit. He's done a lot of things bad, but he's been pretty good with the tickets. Speaking of Wambacher, I need some Elton John tickets for next Saturday. Four, please. My daughter and her friends want to go and we're promoting like the arts with the young ones. So no, six. You're right. I need six Elton John tickets for next Saturday in Dallas. Thank you, Dustin. Good morning. A 14 Silverado High country with 72,000 miles, four wheel drive. Is it a diesel?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's a half ton?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, 72,000 miles. It's got 40 inch tires and 15 inch wheels. What do you dip, Dustin, or chew?

[Caller]

Hold on. Now it has 24 inch wheels. It has 15 inch lift.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, but what size are the tires?

[Caller]

40 inch.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that's what I said. 40 inch tires and 15 inch lift.

[JD Ryan]

Copenhagen, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you got 24s on the wheels. What, what, what, what tobacco. What, what smokeless tobacco do you partake in?

[Caller]

Man, I have never touched that stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just didn't think a man existed that drove a truck like this that didn't chew and spit.

[Caller]

Well, I did grow up in East Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, I need to see pictures of this. Have you already. Have you already gone to give me the vin.com and loaded it up?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What'd we hit you at? Now remember the automation on that, the first bit it's going to throw you. It obviously can't. It's decoding the VIN in your options. And a 15 inch lift and 40 inch tires is not one of the options. So we're going to have to rebid it manually because of the conversion. What did the computer tell you on the first pass it was through?

[Caller]

It was through a text message. And you know, it never got back to me. And I kept texting it, hey, what happened? You get something scared, you not want to bid it? And the text never got back to me.

[John Clay Wolf]

We don't tech. Now you go to givemetheven.com you put your vent or your license plate in and then say, you know, put the miles in and put clean. And then it says it gives you a number right there. The text message might have been with one of the buyers. But did you get the original submission?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then you must have been just talking to somebody on the side. You need to go to givemetheven.com and load the car. Step one. I want to buy it. Do you have a title? Is there a payoff?

[Caller]

There's a payoff.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I'll make the payoff. I don't want to even say what I. What does 30 grand buy it? No, I haven't seen it yet. What buys it.

[Caller]

40 grand?

[John Clay Wolf]

I need to see it, man. It just all depends. What did you spend on all this gear? That's a big lift. 15 inch. So it's got frame damage, you know, and this thing's a monster. You're not scaring me at 40. I need to see it, take pictures. Go to. Give me the venom. Takes 1 minute to load it, and that goes for everybody. It's going to spit a number out, but it's not counting the conversion. So then we'll call you back and we'll get the conversion. All right? 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. John. A 2010 Hyundai Accent with 200,000 miles. You there?

[Caller]

Yes, sir, that's me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you just call. Have you been drinking? No. You sound a little. You sound. Come on, man. It's holidays. It's me you're talking to. You know I have the drunk sinus infection, okay? You know, I have the drunkest audience in America because we coined the phrase, you can't drink all day if you don't start first thing in the morning. And then all the people from Oklahoma call in immediately. And Louisiana, I'll give you two.

[Caller]

I will not disagree. I will not disagree with that phrase.

[John Clay Wolf]

I had an alcoholic mother, and you really reminded me of her right now. And I. I just. I. I did. What time did you quit drinking last night?

[Caller]

Six o'. Clock.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob, my radar is just going off all over the place.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. Okay. What happens. What happens if you're smart? If you. If you listen to anybody, okay? Including doctors. And you know how I hate that alcohol reacts poorly with antibiotics. They won't work. You'll have that sinus infection for 24 weeks. You'll wear yourself down. If you're older than 55, it could kill you.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what do you. What are you prescribing for the man?

[JD Ryan]

Never drink straight alcohol. Always mixed with Sprite or Sprite. Zero.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

That's brilliant.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. No, because you got to sneak up on the antibiotics.

[Michael Turley]

Medical advice from you?

[JD Ryan]

No, because they're in there.

[Michael Turley]

They're in there.

[JD Ryan]

They tell you, and they give you a whole, whole jar.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they'd say, john, I'll give you a bottle of makers mark for this.05. This 10 Hyundai with 200,000 miles. I'll swap you even. All right. Whelen and gun barrel and 05 diesel. 280,000 mile. Two wheel drive. It's a Cummins, but it's a two wheel drive. It's probably worth four grand if I'm guessing. You there, Waylon? Where's Willie? Yeah, Waylon, the Cummins market where we give big money for big mile Cummins is when four wheel drives. The two wheel drives, it just doesn't bring it. But I think it's a $4,000 truck. It all depends on how nice it is. Go to givemethevin.com and load it up. We'll take a look real quick. Andrew, San Antonio, good morning.

[Caller]

Hey, good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

You listen to us on the ticket down there.

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cool. That's one of our new markets. Glad to be down there. We need to shout out to San Antonio more often.

[Caller]

There it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

14 tundra with 65,000 mile crew cab navigation. Leather, cloth, cloth. Big back door, small back door. Is it a double cab or the big big? Is it lifted stock? Okay. Anything extra on it?

[Caller]

Just new tires, that's all.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just 20 grand? Put her to sleep.

[Caller]

No, it's a 4x4. I mean I was hoping to get closer to 25.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's your payoff?

[Caller]

We own it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, go to givemetheven.com and let me see the computer will bid it immediately. We have a one minute [e-mail] for anybody. You don't have to waste your time at dealerships. You don't have to go to Carmax. You don't do all that crap. You can go to our website, get a number immediately. I'm. I'm 20. You're 25. I'm too lazy to look it up and like really think about it. So I'd rather just do it once I see the pictures. Okay, cool. Eric. 17 roush phase one. So the phase one is not supercharged, right?

[Caller]

Yes, it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is supercharged.

[Caller]

2.3 liter.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's a four cylinder with a supercharger. I'm sorry, it's a six cylinder or four cylinder?

[Caller]

No, eight cylinder, 5.0.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the 2.3 liter? The size of the supercharger.

[Caller]

2.3 liter supercharger. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, now I'm with you. What was list on this thing? Was it a 70 grand? I'm sorry, what was MSRP on the roush sticker?

[Caller]

Roush Mustang was this like just over 55?

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I know. And it's got 5,000 miles does it have roush on the backside of the dials, like the dash? And does it have it in the headrest?

[Caller]

It has an engine plaque. It has the dash plaque.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much markup you think is in that roush package?

[Caller]

You're kind of breaking up a little bit.

[John Clay Wolf]

I said, how much markup do you think is in that roush package? Off the top of my head, I'm 35 G's. I want to see it. I want to do a little research on. On the VIN number. What. What chassis they started with before they did the conversion, because that'll change what the value of this car is. Did they start with a base or did they start with a premium? I don't know until I get the VIN. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up and we'll look. I love buying hot rod mustangs. I love buying hot rod vets. I love buying hot rod anything. Lamborghinis, Ferraris, all that heavy stuff. Remember, we're trying to buy an extra 200 cars this week for a big Christmas party sale that we're having in Dallas next week at the Dallas auto auction. And any dealers or dealer friends. And if you want to buy some, go grab a dealer and they can log in through simulcast to the give me the VIN lane at Dallas auto auction. We definitely are going to have 500 cars, or we might have six, depending on how many we get bought today. My name is John Clay Wolfe, and I buy cars on the radio.

[Radio Announcer]

We now return to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com. call in 800-800-RADIO. And now, Senor Juan Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-7 2, 3, 4. Good morning, everyone.

[JD Ryan]

Background singers, Background singers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Listen to them. Jack White's got to stop stuff together. You got to give it to him. Oh, I forgot to mention motorcycles and RVs. Give me the VIN. Also, Our program director, Elliot is in here. He wanted to talk real quick about the meters. Uhoh. And all that we do wrong.

[Michael Turley]

Well, he helps us. He kind of directs us.

[John Clay Wolf]

He directs our show and makes sure that we're doing the right thing.

[Michael Turley]

He knows the technical side of the ratings and all that noise.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, Elliot. What do you got, man? Hey, guys.

[Michael Turley]

What's going on, Elliot? Good morning, brother.

[JD Ryan]

You're doing a really good job on the program today.

[Michael Turley]

Thank you, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

We appreciate your help. Thank you, Elliot.

[JD Ryan]

Sounds like y' all getting presents for program directors and high up executives.

[Michael Turley]

We do. We got a nice guitar, some food.

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't ever get me anything Elliot.

[JD Ryan]

Really, I know you got a little bit of trepidation, but every time you talk about the bosses.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Bing. Four meters.

[John Clay Wolf]

Numbers.

[Michael Turley]

Great.

[JD Ryan]

People like to see your story of success.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, I see. That's how it works.

[JD Ryan]

Hey, that guy with a Dodall truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

With a what? What?

[JD Ryan]

A while ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Said he'd take 31, then he wouldn't do it.

[Michael Turley]

Right.

[JD Ryan]

The 45 seconds leading up to you offering what he wanted. Right. At the time, he said no again. 6 meters. Y' all building good TSL for us here at networks.

[Michael Turley]

I'll tell you what, time spent listening.

[JD Ryan]

Water bod sounds absolutely professional today.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? Sick.

[Michael Turley]

I should be on cold medicine more often.

[DJ Pre K]

I don't know.

[JD Ryan]

It gives your voice a husky tone.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, thank you.

[JD Ryan]

Females aged 18 to 25 are tuned.

[John Clay Wolf]

In heavily right now.

[Michael Turley]

No idea.

[JD Ryan]

13 meters in Houston Metro alone. And they never listened to us. I like JD this morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Elliot. Good work, guys.

[Michael Turley]

Appreciate that very much.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's talking about the rating system. You know, like. Like how the boxes in homes, how they do the Nielsen.

[Michael Turley]

Nielsen boxes. People have little boxes.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're always being judged. You're being judged.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, isn't that the truth?

[John Clay Wolf]

So, speaking of radio content, you know, a lot of stations around the country knock Baby, it's Cold Outside.

[Michael Turley]

Multiple radio stations have made the decision to stop playing the classic song Baby, It's Cold Outside, as people have complained about the lyrics, saying it's rapish. Rapish. Rapey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rapey.

[Michael Turley]

Exactly. They say, basically, there's Nirvana sang a song. There's a song where she says, I ought to stay. No, no. What's in this drink? Oh, never mind that kind of thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bill Cosby's Christmas carol.

[Michael Turley]

Stop. It's really. It's a. Obviously, the thing's been around forever.

[JD Ryan]

It's three minutes of delicious innuendo is what it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

But it's just.

[Michael Turley]

They're just playing back and forth.

[John Clay Wolf]

She does say, I don't want to drink. And he's, like, pouring liquor down.

[Michael Turley]

What's in this drink?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it's a roofie.

[Michael Turley]

No, it's not a roofy. God.

[JD Ryan]

And then she says, another drink. More later in the song.

[John Clay Wolf]

So DJ Prek and our own Hannah put together a song, a new version, a Christmas version, a PC, politically correct version of Baby, it's Cold Outside.

[Michael Turley]

How nice. Maybe it'll catch on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hit it, Turley.

[Caller]

I like it so Baby, why don't you stay?

[DJ Pre K]

Baby, there's hoes outside why must you go away? Baby, there's hoes outside Hoes well, what did they do? Things that you'd never do.

[Caller]

Well, how nice.

[DJ Pre K]

Think I'm gonna go outside and cut me a slide.

[Caller]

I thought that our thing was true.

[DJ Pre K]

But look at them.

[JD Ryan]

Boo.

[Caller]

They look completely busted and trying. Don't come back with a clown.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just got word that that is not going to pass the muster. And they've just banned the song nationally.

[Michael Turley]

Man. It didn't take long.

[John Clay Wolf]

Didn't take long.

[Elliot]

You remember when Dio and John Anderson actually did that version of the song?

[John Clay Wolf]

He did the same song.

[Michael Turley]

Do you remember that? I do remember that one a little bit.

[Satan]

Here it is.

[JD Ryan]

This is a classic I really can't stand. But hey, it's cold outside I got to go. But, honey, it's cold outside this evening has been Been hoping that you would drop in so very nice I'll hold your hands they're just like eyes My mother will start to worry Beautiful watch you hurry hey My father will touch your ball My nuts are cold.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really cold. Quick.

[Michael Turley]

I think that one's banned. Me, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

We made that song like eight years ago, right?

[Michael Turley]

Long before. In the end, people.

[John Clay Wolf]

People started like we were on a heavy rock station like, how dare you defame the king.

[JD Ryan]

Ronnie James Dio like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Fire and death to all of you. Woodlands, 16 bins S63AMG. You there?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a two door or four door?

[Caller]

It's a coupe. S63 MG. Coupe.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gotcha.

[Caller]

What color is the anthracite? Blue.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that light blue or dark blue?

[Caller]

That's the dark blue.

[John Clay Wolf]

We call that loser blue in the business. Not that you're a loser, but the cars in blue don't bring as much money as the cars in white.

[Caller]

This is like. It's almost black. It's. It's not blue. It looks pretty much black.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so you think it's winter blue. All right, We've got a 16AMG. I've got 40 seconds left. It's got 17,000 miles. It's loser blue. But I still love it because it's a wonderful, wonderful car. Do you have a title? Is there a payoff?

[Caller]

There's a payoff.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Is the payoff more than 85,000?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is the payoff more than 90,000?

[Caller]

Probably.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I think it's worth 90,000. What does that. Does that buy it?

[Caller]

No, no. The dealership was giving me 98.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

I got it from the Mercedes Benz. Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm sorry.

[Caller]

The Woodlands.

[John Clay Wolf]

I understand.

[Caller]

Thinking of getting into a sedan, but they.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're using it.

[Caller]

Almost 100 grand for it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but they're using a trade in, so that's different because they've got.

[Caller]

I didn't even make any deals. It's just something that they were offering me for the car.

[John Clay Wolf]

When was that?

[Caller]

This was maybe three weeks ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, what does it take to buy it?

[Caller]

The retail on this car is.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, for me. I can't pay retail.

[Caller]

It's got crystal. No, no, not retail.

[John Clay Wolf]

What does it take to buy. Give me a number, not a story.

[Caller]

Yeah, 103.

[John Clay Wolf]

103 buys it. Okay, go to givemetheven.com. load it up. I want to look at it. On these heavy cars, I always got to start low because everybody's thinking's to the moon. So I wasn't trying to lowball you, but I was because I wanted to get. Have a real conversation. So 100 grand buys a car. Basically.

[Caller]

This is this. Yeah. The KBB is 105 on this. I'm not asking for that.

[John Clay Wolf]

We could call KBB and see if she'll write a check. Oh, Kelly, Kelly, will you write a check for 100? I don't have.

[JD Ryan]

Really.

[Caller]

I don't have a checkbook.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, Kelly doesn't have a checkbook. I have a checkbook.

[Caller]

105. I'm not.

[Michael Turley]

I'm not.

[John Clay Wolf]

I still don't have a checkbook. Okay, so Kelly can't write a check, but I can. But I. So, so her opinion's wonderful, but she doesn't deliver. You know that old gal, Kelly, she never puts out. She never ever delivers coupons. Go to. Go to givemetheven.com load it up, take the pictures. Let's look. Tell them to send it to me personally so I'll take a look at it. Okay?

[Caller]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, man. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy maybe $100,000 car on the air right now. Be right back.

[Radio Announcer]

We now return.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Radio Announcer]

To the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com My brother in law, Cletus.

[JD Ryan]

Cut that whole figure because we couldn't see enough daylight.

[John Clay Wolf]

Must have been a bad batch around here.

[Radio Announcer]

Call in 800. 800 radio.

[Satan]

You burn it?

[Michael Turley]

You're burning. You didn't steal a monkey, did you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, you can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning. Morning, John Clay Wolf, J800, 800 radio. Good morning, everyone. Clay Wolf, Houston. People, that we're going to lose at the top of the hour. You can jump over to 975 ESPN and catch our number four.

[Michael Turley]

And of course, the stream anytime@john clay wolf.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

We got cars to bid. I want to bid a bunch of cars. Just go to give the vin.com. unless you've got something really sexy and pretty. We like those on there. Like the guy with the ninety thousand or one hundred thousand dollar bins a minute ago. Yeah, that car listed for like 160 grand.

[Michael Turley]

160.

[John Clay Wolf]

When you start with these big German anythings that are real pricey, they're coming down hard and fast.

[Michael Turley]

That is hard. From 160.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like if you buy a Ferrari, a new one.

[Caller]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you go into Ferrari of Dallas right now and say I want to buy a new Ferrari, they say, do you have a current Ferrari? No, I don't.

[Michael Turley]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well then you can't buy a new Ferrari.

[Michael Turley]

But I just want one. Thank you. I have a check.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have a used Ferrari you may buy so you can become a part of the Ferrari ownership club and then you will be voted in like a country club.

[Michael Turley]

This is the silliest thing you've ever heard of. I'm telling you, I have a checkbook. Unlike Kelly blue book, I do have a checkbook.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're not allowed to buy a new Ferrari because it is an exclusive club. And you must prove to the makers of Ferrari that you're worthy of being a Ferrari customer before we sell you any of our new products.

[Michael Turley]

I swear to God that is.

[John Clay Wolf]

So if I'm lying, I'm done.

[Michael Turley]

You know, it's got to make some really rich guys angry because they walk in going, no one's ever, ever turned me down. How dare you, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can go to a Lamborghini and buy a brand new blah blah. Yes, sir. That's exactly what Lamborghini's for. Good luck.

[Michael Turley]

It's a Ferrari starter car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go get a new tattoo on your way over to the Lamborghini store. Oh, man.

[JD Ryan]

No decency, sir.

[Michael Turley]

That's right. You can, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're the ultimate snobs. Worse than Rolls, worse than anyone.

[Michael Turley]

You've got to have a. You've had to own one to be able to buy a new one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Michael Turley]

I don't like them anymore.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's very true. Donovan.

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

09 Tundra SR 500,000 mile. Four wheel drive crew cab. Leather or cloth?

[Caller]

Cloth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cloth. 09 small back door.

[Caller]

No, full size back doors.

[John Clay Wolf]

11 grand is coming to mind. 12 grand. 11 to 12.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Good.

[Caller]

Not.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're not feeling it.

[Caller]

I still have a. Are you there?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Go to givemethevin.com. load it up. Omar. A 250, 000 mile handicap van, 2000 model. It's not. That's not fun, Turley. You can't make fun of people that are handicapped. I was. That's what you're doing, Turley. You're a bad person. Satan, come here. We need to straighten Turley out.

[Michael Turley]

Just one little.

[John Clay Wolf]

Satan. You just took over his soul when he did that. He shouldn't have made fun of that. I'm a cripple guy myself. I understand.

[JD Ryan]

Well, now.

[Satan]

Hi, everybody. It's Satan, Prince of Darkness here. I didn't take over anything. Turley is just a generally nasty person.

[Michael Turley]

No, he's not.

[Satan]

Sure he is. Oh, yeah. Listen, you. You gotta be yourself. You gotta let your little light shine.

[Michael Turley]

I don't believe that it's anything.

[Satan]

Ever hear that old song?

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever seen. Have you? Turley has problems with road rage, too. In, like, in. In lines, he. He really comes undone and starts screaming at people. He's a very quiet, nice, mild man. Never see this side you've never seen, ever.

[Satan]

But you don't. You don't know about his upbringing. I mean, this guy's got a brother that just terrorized him. There's a lot of repression in Turley. You ever notice he doesn't curse a lot? No, he doesn't drink a lot. These things he does privately, those little behavioral problems, like. Like picking on the handicap. He doesn't want to do it. It's a cry for help. It's a cry for help, you know, and every year, once you get right past Yom Kippur, Turley begins to just have a little bit more and more that. That Crystal Christmas. Resentment. We call it. We call it Grinch syndrome. You call it Grinch down here in hell.

[Michael Turley]

How odd.

[Satan]

Yeah, I've been talking to a couple of my. There are a couple of guys in my fishing group. We fish on Saturday. Yeah. Charlie Manson and Dick Nixon, of course. Yeah. And they, you know, they both identify this. Especially Dick.

[Caller]

What?

[Satan]

Yeah. Well, you know, he had that kind of an upbringing where he just hates the Kennedys. If there's some envy in there, there's a bit of jealousy, but a lot of it's just repressed rage. Charlie. I would take up ping pong, the table tennis. Try it. If you play somebody competitive, it's gonna be a good workout. And you get out a lot of aggression.

[John Clay Wolf]

Anyway, happy Hanukkah.

[Michael Turley]

Happy Hanukkah.

[Satan]

See you next year.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Brittany in Lake Charles. A14 Hyundai Sonata with 95,000 miles. Does it have leather cloth Cloth average, rough or clean?

[Caller]

What was that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it average, rough or clean condition?

[Caller]

Clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Does 6 to 7,000 buy it?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Send me some nudes, Man. Hearing that auction stuff gets me rolling. We've got a big one coming up.

[Michael Turley]

Big show.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is biggest auction I've ever had in my life. We keep raising the bar like a high jump bar. Let's do it. Let's do it. Raise it up another foot. Let's jump it. Let's light it on fire and see if we can clear it. Sure. I don't know if we're gonna have 500, 600, or 700 cars at the Dallas auto auction on Wednesday. One day in one day. I'm getting nervous as a. As a prostitute in a church camp.

[Michael Turley]

Nervous. It's your place, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, dude, but I've never, ever, ever, ever tried this.

[JD Ryan]

Bring out the dancers, release the tigers. Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

This is stupid.

[JD Ryan]

It's a big show.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're buying everything we see at. Give me the vin.com. we're loading up, trying to pull something off.

[Michael Turley]

So are you even thinking about selling your car? Now's the time to at least get. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

The buyers downstairs, there's 50 of them talking to sellers right now, working all the. All the customers from the website. You can go to givemetheven.com and get an offer within one minute. If your car's under 115,000 miles. If it's over, then we have to do it by hand.

[Satan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because there's a lot of variable Grace in California. What city?

[Satan]

Hello?

[Caller]

Hey, I am in California. Can you talk with me, please? I am the dancer of your radio and I had to come back to dance. Can you hear me?

[John Clay Wolf]

I can hear.

[Caller]

Address, please? Or California.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, Grace.

[Caller]

Very new.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hear. Okay.

[Caller]

79, 000. Huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

You want what?

[Caller]

I pay 15. I pay 15,000. Ready?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on. I'm gonna get. Tony Romo's dead. Antonio Romo. Can. Can understand what you're saying because I don't understand. Mr. Romo. Tony Romo's dad. Come on there with us real quick.

[Michael Turley]

There he is.

[JD Ryan]

Buenos dias.

[Caller]

Understand me?

[John Clay Wolf]

Talk to Grace.

[Caller]

You don't understand me.

[JD Ryan]

I don't think she speaks the Spanish. This sounds like a mix between a. What you call it? A Muppet?

[Michael Turley]

A Muppet, like a movie?

[JD Ryan]

Like, Ken, will you ask her what. Or the Missapegi and the. Who's the lady on the television show that would say. Oh, you know, yell at me, Grace.

[John Clay Wolf]

I love Lucy, you're gonna have to. Grace, you're going to have to let him talk. You can't talk over us the whole time. Okay.

[JD Ryan]

I don't think she says anything at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Would you like to ask her what she needs?

[JD Ryan]

Grace, what would be the reason for your call today on the Jungle?

[Caller]

I want to give a dividend to you. 79,000 price and just I wanted my pay that I pay 15,000 plus $20,000 that they have the dealers so will be 30, 30, 35,000. If you have a car, you can give me a car. Or if you have the money, you can give me the money. I give it the. Think it's okay with you?

[JD Ryan]

I think she is possibly the American Samoan, Polynesian American descent, which is very fine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Grace, what city in California are you hailing from?

[Caller]

San Diego County.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, thank you for calling and I'm still confused. And we'll give you all the money you want because it's Christmas. Christmas time.

[Caller]

Yeah, okay.

[JD Ryan]

We will.

[Michael Turley]

Believe me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Whoever that was, and obviously it was a funny listener. That's a pretty good job.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, great.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's pretty good. He had his stuff down or she had her stuff down. Don't do this, John. I know. They'll start pouring and then.

[Elliot]

And then Bobble gets upset, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

That somebody will make fun of him. He wears his heart on his sleeve. He's so damn sick sense.

[JD Ryan]

What the hell's that supposed to mean?

[Michael Turley]

That's what I thought.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, you just get offended so easy. I mean, you get drunk and you get on Facebook and start fighting with people. And if anybody says anything about any of your characters, you're just, oh, my God. Like, have to go see a therapist.

[JD Ryan]

I know. That's because I carry the torch man for the show. Because I'm out there. Like, you guys don't do this. I do this. Like I said, I'm living this show, okay? I live it. Breathe it. Anybody no and anybody mess with you? J.D.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

You know who's on them?

[Michael Turley]

You. Me. Yeah, I know, but you. You unfold friended me on Facebook two weeks ago.

[JD Ryan]

Well over quit being a jackass.

[Michael Turley]

You don't even remember you, right? With nut job, you don't even remember what it was. You were so drunk.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rob and Keller. 12 audi S4 hot rod. 64,000 miles. Does it have any mods or is it stock?

[Michael Turley]

Thought you love me.

[Caller]

It does. It's Lord Slightly has a P3 digital interface and exhaust.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on. We're going to ask Wooderson what it's got.

[Caller]

I'm sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

Remember Wooders Melbourne Toast is packing right here.

[DJ Pre K]

I've got 411 posi track, Outback 750 double pumper, Edelbrock intake scored over 30, 11 to 1 pop up pistons, Turbojet, 390 horsepower.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're talking some muscle. So it's like that.

[Caller]

Hello?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hello? Is it a premium plus or a prestige?

[Caller]

Prestige.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, 60,000 miles. Does have any check engine lights. Is anything wrong with it?

[Michael Turley]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does 16 grand buy it? It should.

[Caller]

No, not at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why? Why is everybody so unreasonable today? Really?

[Michael Turley]

It's Christmas.

[John Clay Wolf]

What buys it?

[Caller]

No, that's not gonna do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

What will buy it?

[Caller]

20.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, 20,000 buys. Okay, I'm coming up to 18 grand. Grand. You come down to 19 and then I'll go to 18, 5. You go to 185 and we'll get a deal. Done. Do you want to. Do you want to sell it?

[Caller]

It's not necessary.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. He didn't want to sell it. See, it's a stroke. Everybody's a stroke today, boy.

[Michael Turley]

No kidding.

[John Clay Wolf]

God no. Not. No, I don't want to sell it. I just want to argue with you about why you're wrong. You know, Bobbo, I understand how you feel sometimes. Cuz I start getting pissy too.

[JD Ryan]

Damn right.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, this is some kissing booth. I'm not here just throwing money around for free. I want to buy some damn cars. You want to sell it? Go to Give me the vin.com. we'll buy everything that makes any kind of sense. I'll give you 185 for your freaking mild out Audi. That's probably going to throw a rod in three miles. My name is John Clay Wolf and our number four is coming up. If you miss us, go to the podcast@john claywolf.com or you can continue streaming if we're losing you in dallas@john claywolf.com. be right back. Back.

[Radio Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. 800, 800 radio.

[JD Ryan]

You didn't steal a monkey, did you?

[Elliot]

No, Bobo.

[Radio Announcer]

Now, John Clay Wolf.

[JD Ryan]

You and your pop song 89.

[John Clay Wolf]

I love it.

[JD Ryan]

So I went and picked up REM's greatest hits for the song list list this week. And I. I always shoot John list, you know. And on my list was Orange Crush from the Green album. What's John Shoot back? Pop song 89. The only REM hit that's not on REM's greatest hits. And to go back to the. Well, it's got a good intro, it's a great song. I forgot how much I like REM but since they've dropped out, you know, I don't know if anybody's quiet doing that kind of music.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, not really.

[Michael Turley]

Maybe there's a reason.

[John Clay Wolf]

Caleb. A 10 fl XLT chrome, 137 on the clock. Crew cab, big V8. Okay.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Caller]

It's black.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average rough or clean?

[Caller]

I'd say average.

[John Clay Wolf]

137 on the miles. A lot of miles is eight grand. Buy it.

[Caller]

I'm sorry?

[John Clay Wolf]

Does 8,008 with 137 on the miles with 10.

[Caller]

I mean 10 do it or.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I can't make any money at 10. I don't. I can't get 10. I think I can get 9. And I probably have to spend 500 slicking it up. I'm sure it's got a cracked windshield and the tires are probably half ass.

[Caller]

Yep, you are correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. When you said average, I mean I believe in 137. I mean, I've been doing this for 25 years and I. You just get a feel for it. I'd give nine if the recon was done. Do this, take some pictures. Send it to givemetheven.com or. Are you in Baton Rouge? How far are you from Baton Rouge? I'm about an hour too far because we have a new office in Baton Rouge. Over there by Albertsons. Like there's only one Albertson. You know, over there by the Walmart, near the stoplight. Yeah, over there by the street light.

[Michael Turley]

Look for the dog.

[John Clay Wolf]

Anyway, take. Take some pictures of it. Put it in gimmetheven.com and let's work on it so I can see what we're talking about. Okay, thanks. I'd like to buy it. I will buy it. I will buy it. 800. 800 7234. Good morning. You're on the air. Hello. You're on the air.

[JD Ryan]

That's odd.

[Elliot]

Singing donkey, I guess.

[JD Ryan]

Is that what that is?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's weird.

[JD Ryan]

There's that damn donkey again.

[Michael Turley]

This is really coming off the phone.

[JD Ryan]

Somebody told him to use a phone.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. Tony. A 15 Silverado diesel with 86,000 miles lifted. 15 3/4 ton Chevy diesel. 86,000 miles. Lifted leather nav, no roof. How much left?

[Caller]

Payoff? I think there is 36, 37 left.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much lift? How much lift?

[Caller]

6 inch lift.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what size tires? 38 or 35.

[Caller]

38. 20 inch wheels.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles on the tires?

[Caller]

I'm going to say 2600 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just got so they're fresh. Okay. It's a leather truck. It's a SLT. Correct?

[Caller]

Correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm mid-30s. On the money. 35 grand. Is the number coming to mind. I might go 36. I need to see pictures of it. Can you send me some pictures?

[Caller]

I can.

[Satan]

10, 4.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com. put the license plate number in there. Select Louisiana. Is that where you know you're in Texas? Select Texas and it'll populate the vin. If you don't want to write it down and then answer a couple it takes. If you have the pictures taken in your phone, it literally takes 60 seconds. Now, the computer system is going to make you an offer, but it's not considering the lift. So remember that.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because it can't tell that. All right, so I'll do it in person, whenever. And put on the notes. Put. Send this one to John. And they will. They'll just send me a link to it.

[Michael Turley]

Sounds good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, man. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Is that donkey? Do I hear it again? What in the world? What's he singing?

[JD Ryan]

I think it's welcome to the Jungle. No, it's not.

[Michael Turley]

I'm in the room and I don't even know what's happening right now.

[JD Ryan]

Well, maybe there's a reason.

[Michael Turley]

I guess so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Randy the chipmunk, get your ass over here.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, Randy.

[Caller]

Little.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, look at the little Santa Hatties. Word. As cute as a button.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey guys, what's going on?

[Michael Turley]

You're just a doll. What's up with you?

[Caller]

Well, this time of year you gotta really keep your eyes out, you know what I mean?

[Michael Turley]

Why that?

[Caller]

Because the word of the month.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Caller]

Nut protection.

[Michael Turley]

Nut protection.

[Caller]

Yeah.

Watch it, cuz.

There.

We got them all up in the tree. Right?

[Michael Turley]

Right.

[Caller]

It's not hard to get your nuts frozen.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, it's cold weather.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

And that's.

[Caller]

That's just a poor feeling.

[Michael Turley]

Right.

[Caller]

You know, to go into New Year's with frozen nuts.

[Michael Turley]

Right.

[Caller]

Well, so you got to keep.

[John Clay Wolf]

You need those to eat all winter long.

[Caller]

Right?

Right.

And not just that. You get them all saved up. Right. Got them all up in the tree.

[Michael Turley]

Right.

[Caller]

Guess who's. Guess who's got their eyes on your nuts.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who's that?

[Caller]

Squirrels. Oh, and they don't bother to save those. Oh, so they're in the summertime, in the fall time. Nah. Just hanging around down on the corner.

[Satan]

Right.

[Caller]

Trying to pick up a dollar. Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Just pretending.

[Caller]

Dollar there.

[Michael Turley]

Sure.

[Caller]

No nuts.

[Michael Turley]

No nuts.

[Caller]

You're not taking that home.

[Michael Turley]

No you can get.

[Caller]

You.

Not only can he get your nuts frozen.

[Michael Turley]

Yep.

[Caller]

He gets your nuts stolen.

[Michael Turley]

God. By the squirrels.

[Caller]

Yeah.

That's why I'm offering a new concealed slingshot class.

[Michael Turley]

Here we go. I know you're selling something.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller]

I'm sorry. I never thought he'd come to this.

[Michael Turley]

That's why you're.

[Caller]

But the world's changing, DJ.

[Michael Turley]

It is. It's J.D.

[Caller]

Oh, right. I'm so sorry.

[Michael Turley]

That's okay.

[Caller]

I got a little high pants.

[Michael Turley]

All right.

[Caller]

And you should never use your slingshot high.

[Michael Turley]

You're a darling little muskrat. Go ahead. What?

[Caller]

I'm cutting down.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

You gotta really keep an eye on your nuts all the time.

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[Caller]

You tell you what else. Christmas time comes up, you know, my kids are waiting for the fat man.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Caller]

Come and bring you toys.

[Michael Turley]

Santa Claus.

[Caller]

You don't want to shoot Santa Claus.

[Michael Turley]

No, of course not.

[Caller]

Okay. No. Because not only is it like a third degree feeling it.

[Michael Turley]

Yes, it is.

[Caller]

And that's without incorporating tent.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Caller]

You could also screw up Christmas for millions of little chipmunks.

[Michael Turley]

Everybody.

[Caller]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Caller]

And everybody hates you. Your wife will leave you, take the kids and half of your nuts.

[Michael Turley]

Right.

[Caller]

Looking like a dark 2019. So, you know, keep it out in the down low, fool.

[Michael Turley]

Okie dokie. See?

[Caller]

Keep it up in the trees. Don't go out. We just shooting anything that comes around like that.

[Michael Turley]

You prevent cloud nut protection. Nut protection.

[Caller]

Nut protection. Nip it in the bud.

[Michael Turley]

I got it.

[Caller]

Keep your strings right here.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[Caller]

And have a wonderful Christmas time.

[Michael Turley]

You're a doll.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you.

[JD Ryan]

We love you. Okay.

[Caller]

Bye, everybody.

[Michael Turley]

Bye, buddy. He's just cute as a button.

[John Clay Wolf]

He is a cutie. He is a cutie. Justin, you got a 13 evoke. The small little Rover rig. That's cute. 96,000 miles. Does it have any service problems? If when in. Just FYI. When we come to pick these cars up, guys, we put a scanner into it. So when y' all are thinking you're smart and you clear the codes, we see them. I'm not saying, Justin, that you do that. I'm just warning other people.

[JD Ryan]

We're warning other people, Justin.

[Caller]

Not at all. New tires. All that kind of good stuff, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kyle. Hey, I got to tell a story. So, Kyle, the driver's picking up a bins.

[Elliot]

This is one of the buyers downstairs. Manager.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they plug it in and it's throwing a code. And they figure it out. He's like, what's a cam sensor? Oh, it's nothing.

[Caller]

Nothing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, we'll buy it what? Yeah, I mean, it's 2500. They know that the cam sensor code is bad.

[Caller]

Bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

Real bad. Okay. Sorry. So, Justin, how's yours?

[Caller]

Yeah, it's good. Clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Is it a dynamic or a prestige?

[Caller]

It's the top one, I think. I can't remember what it's called though. But it's the top of the line.

[John Clay Wolf]

But see, everybody says that I got to bid it correctly. So is it a pure premium? You've got to pick one. Pure premium. Pure plus prestige or dynamic?

[Caller]

She said pure. Pure premium. Sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well that is the top one. So you're. You're going correct down that road. What color is it?

[Caller]

It's the red with the contrast black top on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I'm a 13 grand buyer.

[Caller]

All right. Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Clark. Clark.

[Caller]

Hello.

[John Clay Wolf]

Clark W. Griswold. Clark W. Griswold. Good at morning. Happy holidays.

[Caller]

Same to you, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

06 Mustang. Celine Dion or Selena? The. The Latino singer is your. Is it what? It's a saline.

[Michael Turley]

Saline.

[John Clay Wolf]

Freaking DJ Pre K. Illiterate bastard.

[Michael Turley]

Celine Seline. Oh boy, oh boy.

[Elliot]

John's face.

[Michael Turley]

Glad you waited until the corporate guys left before you dropped back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dj DJ Pre K writes Celine S E. Selena. He's thinking of singer. Bitty Bitty Bumba. Okay. It's an O. Is it a supercharged Selena?

[Caller]

No, it's not supercharged. It's just a F281.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Does that mean it's just got all the graphics and nothing to the motor?

[Caller]

The only thing they did the motor they did. They did the under pool on the.

[John Clay Wolf]

On the pulley.

[Caller]

So it's got like three. 350 horsepower.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what should it have? Stock?

[Caller]

Yeah, yeah. 360. Yeah, 373 years. Like it comes with it. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's horsepower on this car? Stock before the upgrade?

[Caller]

Probably. I think the regular mustangs about 290 I think.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you've got about 70 extra horses on. On. I don't understand what you said. What did they do to get the more horsepower?

[Caller]

They did put it under pulley on the. Push the air through there quicker or more air.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's like a ram air setup.

[Caller]

Sort of like that. Yeah, I think that's what they do on that package. But it doesn't have the supercharged.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, the turbocharger is what presses air through it. But anyway.

[Caller]

I'm sorry. It's called. I think it's called like an undersized pulley or something like that. It's okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like the miles. I like the miles.

[Caller]

What Color is, is the satin? Silver.

[John Clay Wolf]

What colors the guts.

[Caller]

It's the black.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Average rough or clean? I'm gonna guess it's really nice with those miles.

[Caller]

Yeah, it's garage cap clean. Still has a new car smell inside.

[John Clay Wolf]

So does eight grand. Buy it?

[Caller]

Oh, no, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

I think retail is somewhere around the low 20s. So I was looking for something probably about 17 or 18.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no retail on this car with this. Miles without the package is nine. Retails 9, 500. And y' all gotta understand I. So plus, I think plus four grand for the package. So that would be. We're talking about retail. Nine plus four is 13. So I'd probably be 11 or 12 grand buyers. My guess. But I need to see it. When I see it, I'll know. It's just hard to.

[Caller]

I mean I've got the package. It's got serial number233.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, I got a package. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. And we will look at the package and we will bet our life on it. I need a big one. 800-800-7234. Vincent Midland. He can't help himself. Satan. He did it again. Vince, does your F550? It's a flatbed. So is it like a full blown service body or just a flatbed or a hauler bed?

[Caller]

It's just a flatbed. I bought it for a hotshot truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. You have 88,000 miles on a 17F554 wheel drive. Is it a XLT, an XL or a Lariat?

[Caller]

XLT.

[John Clay Wolf]

I need to see pictures of the bed. I need to see pictures of the bed. But I'm thinking mid-30s. Oh, with 88,000 miles on it? Yep. It's all.

[Caller]

I don't know if it'll make any difference. It's got it. It's a scarce bed. It's got toolbox. Okay, okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's getting better. I was thinking that flat farmer hay hauling bed. $2200 at the welding shop. So you've got a. How much did you pay for the bed? You know, Loaded into. Give me the vin.com. okay. Oh, so you better. Okay. Yeah. Please take pictures. Go to givemetheven.com. load it up. Let's look. I'll look after the show. Joe San Diego, good morning.

[Caller]

Hey, what's up? I've been listening to your show for the last two hours in my car. That's broken down pretty much. I've been putting money into it for the last six months and it wants to keep overheating on me, and I'm tired of it. So I was hoping to take it off my hands.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, man. I don't want any old junk. Nothing. I mean, I'll pay you to keep it.

[Caller]

Yeah, I figured you'd say that. Well, I'm a first time listener and I've been listening to you for the last two hours. And, dude, you're the new Tom Lykis.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tell the people at the station that because they. They hate me. They hate me. The people that run that station hate me. They don't dislike me.

[JD Ryan]

They hate me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hate is a strong word. Hate.

[Michael Turley]

Hate you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hate is a strong, strong feel. I think they hate me. I believe it. I think they hate me.

[Caller]

I think you're awesome. And I'm a Chargers fan. And I got a piece of car. Oh, sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, we dumped it. Don't worry. You got a pos. Car is what we call it. And I listen to tool and I'm going, I'm saving my money for a new tattoo. All right, I understand, bro.

[Caller]

Anyways, I think you're great.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, Joe.

[Caller]

I actually put my R on. Give me the boom.

[John Clay Wolf]

Calm. Tell. Tell some friends. Tell some friends to tune in. We got to build our audience up in San Diego, California. Thanks, man. 800. 800.

[Michael Turley]

They hated Tom like this, too, if that matters.

[Elliot]

It tells you everything about that station, John.

[Michael Turley]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Everything. That's just what we thought it was. There's a lot of them. It's a big audience. Big, high demographic with high, high, high net average worth. Okay.

[Michael Turley]

We were just talking about all the.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can't stop buying Lamborghinis off of San Diego, California. Can't stop it. I mean, they're just coming in left and right.

[Michael Turley]

I love that.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're hunting for the big stuff. We like the big 18 point bucks.

[Michael Turley]

Absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-7 2, 3, 4.

[Michael Turley]

We're gonna get more, but.

[John Clay Wolf]

But the reality is, is that's just a. That's the 1% club.

[Satan]

We.

[John Clay Wolf]

Our real mass of cars is our average cost of cars. $16,000.

[Michael Turley]

Okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

Average. And that includes the 100 granders. And that includes the three granders, the 500 rigs. They cost more to handle.

[Michael Turley]

Sure you can't move them for that?

[John Clay Wolf]

I sold a dodge truck for 300 bucks the other day that we bought off a listener in San Diego. And I shipped it across the country to Texas. I lost like $2,000 on a junk truck. All right, all right, I'll be right back.

[Radio Announcer]

And now back to the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

I Think it was a big shot in the old nuts.

[Radio Announcer]

Presented by givemethevin.com Hit him up now. 800 radio now. John Clay wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is a good tune. Good morning everyone. What time is it? I don't know what time it is.

[Michael Turley]

Currently it's 11:28 Central Daylight Time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jeremy.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

07 Mazda speed wagon with a hunsky on it. Is it a gt?

[Caller]

Oh, it's a grand touring. Yes sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so it's a hatchback. It's got a hunsy on it. Five door wagon. Okay so.

[Caller]

Or.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or could it be a four door hatchback?

[Caller]

Yes sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I'm a 3500 buyer if it's nice.

[Caller]

Ah, that's a little low. I mean it's a little low for my area considering it's a hard to find car. I mean even though it is an older car. 260 horsepower, 280 foot pounds of torque with a six speed.

[John Clay Wolf]

They are fast. So what's it take to buy it?

[Caller]

Pretty quick.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm sorry, what's it take to buy it?

[Caller]

Honestly, I was looking between 4 to 5.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to give me. Go to give me. Stop, stop, stop, stop. I got the number. I hear you. I'm with you. Go to givemetheven.com take pictures. It's all about how nice it is. And turn on, turn on the car and take a picture of the instrument cluster to prove that there's no lights on. And, and I need to see the tack running. You know people like send me pictures of instrument clusters with attack dead.

[JD Ryan]

Sure.

[Michael Turley]

With all the lights on or off.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm like no, turn it on and let's see the tach running. Oh, there's the airbag light. Oh, okay. Yeah, I'll pay more for a nice one. Let me see it. Prove to me it's nice and I'll buy it.

[Caller]

What was the website? One more time.

[Michael Turley]

The website is john claywolf.com or you just want to go straight to it. It's givemetheven.com Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Givemetheven.com Thanks. 800 800-7234 A chance an 06 Tacoma with 150,000 miles. Double cab average. Rough or clean.

[Caller]

Queen.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know why these cars bring so much money with this many miles on them. It's the damnedest thing I've ever. Really? Yeah, they just hold 155,000 mil. I'll give six grand.

[DJ Pre K]

Geez.

[Michael Turley]

Really?

[Caller]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

He said really?

[Elliot]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

You're crazy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go back to. He's from Austin. Oh, that Explains why, I think, is. Is marijuana legal in Austin?

[Michael Turley]

Apparently it is in his house. Well, there's nothing.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's in the news, JD Anytime a.

[Michael Turley]

Headline says porn star in Oklahoma, you know it's going to be a good story. Porn star Jesse Jane was busted for public in talks in Oklahoma after she was found drunk and soaked in urine following a college football game. Why wouldn't you? We have actually local news reports, audio from it. Michael. This is Jesse Jane. Busted public intoxic, pissed her pants.

[Caller]

You want to search her?

[John Clay Wolf]

She was extremely intoxicated. They're talking about current Moore resident Cindy Taylor, known to most as adult film actress Jesse Jane. Police say they found Jane intoxicated, lying on a Norman sidewalk. Jesse, I didn't do anything. Police tried reasoning with the actress, even going as far as trying to help her find a ride home. Can we call someone for you to come pick you up?

[Caller]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[Caller]

No, I didn't do anything.

[John Clay Wolf]

This back and forth exchange goes on for more than five minutes. No one. No one is saying you did anything.

[Caller]

We don't know if he can fall.

[Michael Turley]

So I didn't do anything. Officers on the scene eventually did attempt to call a ride for the little starlet. They called her, but no assistance. Got no assistance whatsoever on that front.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rocking an OU shirt. Jane's Twitter showed her attending the Bedlam game that night. Do you have a phone number that we can call for you to have someone come pick you up? I'm trying, but you're yelling at me.

[Michael Turley]

I'm not yelling at you.

[John Clay Wolf]

By this point, more than 11 minutes after she was found passed down on the street sidewalk, the officer's patience is growing thin. He tries asking Jane if she had enough money to pay for a cab, but she's unable to give an answer. I'm not making an excuse. Making a what?

[Michael Turley]

An excuse.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have no reason to. I have no reason to lie. With no money, no phone, and no more options, the adult star was going to jail.

[Caller]

Take me.

All right, you're under arrest.

[John Clay Wolf]

Public intoxication. We have our own in house. Strippers. And I need to get. I need to. I need to debrief Hannah on what I just heard because I'm confused.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hannah. Good morning.

[Michael Turley]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

It sounds like Jesse Jane. The porn stars down on our luck.

[Caller]

Well, it's a really hard business.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's gotta be, you know, porn stars.

[Caller]

More money than you can spend.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, it's really hard work.

[Michael Turley]

She says she was drugged at a party during this football game or after the football game.

[Caller]

Yeah, that's what you do. You got to watch football.

[Michael Turley]

Well, maybe you don't hang out with people.

[Caller]

Maybe you don't hang out with city people.

[Michael Turley]

I bet you do. Yeah, I know on the good.

[JD Ryan]

You like to look at my boobies.

[Michael Turley]

Well, you keep showing them to everybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is beautiful.

[Michael Turley]

They are nice. Oh, look at the man. Mistletoe she's got hanging on that one. Who knew?

[Caller]

Jesse Jane.

[Michael Turley]

Jesse Jane.

[John Clay Wolf]

You like her and she's a really good actress.

[Michael Turley]

Actress?

[Caller]

Yeah. Have you ever seen the one where she. She like, hates the guy?

[Michael Turley]

No, never.

[Caller]

She doesn't really. She's acting.

[Michael Turley]

She's acting. I'm blown away. I never knew that.

[Caller]

Yeah, it's like. It's like ballerina.

[Michael Turley]

I so bought into it.

[Caller]

And painters.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller]

And poeticians. She's the actress.

[Michael Turley]

Okay, so you see a lot of this wonderful actress. She's not.

[John Clay Wolf]

She your hero actress?

[Caller]

I don't know. I like Carly better.

[Michael Turley]

Carly?

[Caller]

Yeah, Carly Wild.

[JD Ryan]

She's great.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sorry. She's a big girl. Thank you, Hannah. Thank you, Hannah. Thanks. Just give her a break.

[Michael Turley]

Happy holidays.

[Caller]

Okay, one more time. Shaky, Shaky.

[Michael Turley]

Those look great. Those look great.

[Caller]

Oh, God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Randy. Randy. With a 13 RAV4 with 83,000 miles. Is it a Le Un Limited or an XLE?

[Caller]

It's an XLE.

[Michael Turley]

Nice.

[Caller]

What's up, guys?

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Dallas. That was hilarious.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dallas, Texas, I think. Hey, big game this week. What time is it, Turley?

[Elliot]

3:25.

[John Clay Wolf]

Excellent. I'm a. I'm a. I'm a. I'm a. I'm a. I'm a ten thousand dollar buyer with eighty three thousand miles. Ten G's.

[Caller]

I didn't hear how much?

[John Clay Wolf]

Ten thousand. Ten thousand. Ten thousand.

[Caller]

Need to be about twelve. On it, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, Hannah, get back over here. Help us negotiate. Talk Randy into 10,000 for me, okay?

[Caller]

Randy. Hey, what are you doing?

I was driving. Oh, my God. Yeah.

If you get $10,000, do you know what you can do with $10,000?

[Satan]

I do.

[John Clay Wolf]

You.

[Caller]

For $10,000, you could show up at.

The club at 2 in the afternoon and stay for three days and make it rain.

[John Clay Wolf]

Randy, I might bump to 11. I'm not going to 12. Let's look at it. Go to givemetheven.com. load it up, let me see some pictures. Again, like the last caller. It's all about how nice it is. Thank you, sir. Thanks, guys. Let's go. What else is in the news, J.D.

[Michael Turley]

Well, you know, everybody's just doing this politically correct thing. An elementary school principal in Nebraska is Actually, he's gotten in trouble over this. He put out a. A memo saying there'll be no Santa Claus, there'll be no Christmas trees, no reindeers, no red or green items, and no candy canes because the candy canes are in the shape of a J, which stands for yes, Jesus. Yes. The red part of the candy cane is because of Christ's blood, and the white symbolizes the resurrection. He has been taken out of his office temporarily while they figure this out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Satan, get over here.

[Michael Turley]

So now they're saying no J shaped candy canes in school. You're joining us way, way too much. Satan.

[John Clay Wolf]

Satan. This is ridiculous.

[Satan]

What a bunch of crap.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, even you think this is Satan.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're the worst guy I know.

[Satan]

You know why candy canes are red and white? Because they're peppermint flavored. And that's the peppermint color. Red symbolifies red and white symbolizes white. They're peppermint.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you're the voice of reason today, huh?

[Satan]

Well, you know, it increasingly seems to be the case all the time.

[Michael Turley]

That's sad. That's frightening. Actually.

[Satan]

Candy canes are the color of Jesus.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, J. Part of the stands for a bunch of crap.

[Satan]

Don't listen to J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don'T listen to Satan. This is Jesus season and you're out.

[Satan]

I know. You make. You make all Christians seem really dumb.

[JD Ryan]

I didn't.

[Michael Turley]

I didn't do this. I. You know what? There's a reason I hate you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't do it. Get him out of here. Security, get him out of here.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, wow, that felt good, throwing Satan out, even though I get this feeling he'll be back.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. 800 radio is the call in number.

[Michael Turley]

All right. Two altar boys were arrested for putting God.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, what kind of news do you have?

[Michael Turley]

That's all fun news. This is dope news to. Altar boys were arrested for putting weed. You know the little smoke thing they swing back and forth? They thought it'd be a big joke. It started as a joke, ended with the two altar boys talking to the cops. They were detained after a priest found that they put weed in the sensor burner in the cathedral of Sandy Santiago. The boys said it was just a joke. We're sure a lot of the people left the cathedral happier than it ever been before. Finally, they were freed without charges, by the way. So they're. The only thing they've lost is their ultra boy status.

[John Clay Wolf]

They've been listening to too much Bob Floyd, man, not Pink Floyd.

[Michael Turley]

You got to give him. You know, it's look.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it's time for Bob. It is. What's going on, Bob? Give us a little update like Kramer does on cnbc.

[JD Ryan]

Well, if you're looking for grass, you may be in luck. Next three weeks. There's an overage in the state of Colorado. That's right. Your legal marijuana is only 250 miles away. But you can get it back across the state line as long as you buy yourself one of those Domino's pizza signs. That's right. Stanford, Texas is close enough to Cripple Creek where you might get it over. If you buy three large cardboard boxes now, you're gonna pay upwards of 285 on the quarter pound. You bring that back and cut it into. That's right, 157 gram bags at $35 each and you've made yourself a net of cha ching. $490. Almost a 150% markup. And that's the plan this week. Don't get caught. Remember, keep it in socks till Christmas because It's coming back January 1st. We'll see you then. Until that time, I'm Bob Floyd. You keep token.

[Caller]

There you go.

[Michael Turley]

Speaking of, we have one more dope story before we go to Canada this holiday season. Will they? The air traffic controllers might be flying right along with you. Air traffic controllers can use cannabis in their off duty hours.

[John Clay Wolf]

These JD in an airplane story. Go see.

[Michael Turley]

And I got. I kept dope mixed in here in.

[Satan]

The middle of it.

[Michael Turley]

It's perfect. And they're expected to be fit for work when they show up for their shifts later. Nav Canada is the company that operates the Canada's air traffic control system says it will require employees to undergo a mandatory course about the event effects of cannabis. They're going to allow air traffic controllers in their off duty hours to smoke the dump.

[John Clay Wolf]

Man, I'm surprised. I never thought I would live to see it getting this mainstream.

[Michael Turley]

Sounds like an old man.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know but I mean come on.

[Michael Turley]

I know next. Next would be pilots. Dude, clear the land. No man, you're like clear to land.

[John Clay Wolf]

Last segment coming up. My name is John Clay Wolf. We cut up and buy cars sometimes on the radio. Remember, go to givemetheven.com if you'd like to sell yours. And if we don't beat a carmax offer we'll write you a check for 162nd [e-mail].

[Radio Announcer]

And now we return to the John Clay Wolf show.

[JD Ryan]

Gamber listen to corn while snorting a giant rail.

[Caller]

I've never done that Bob.

[Radio Announcer]

Presented by GiveMe the vin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

That'S the only reason you're on network syndicated radio right now.

[Radio Announcer]

Hit him up now.

[John Clay Wolf]

800.

[Radio Announcer]

800 radio now. John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Eric in San Diego.

[Caller]

Hello.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey.

[Caller]

Hey, what's up?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I'm chilling. What you got?

[Caller]

So I got a 2006 Toyota Tacoma X Runner.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that a extended cab or a double cab or a regular cab?

[Caller]

That's an extended.

[John Clay Wolf]

Otherwise known as an access cab. No, that's a tundra. That's an access cab. This is a Tacoma access cab. Okay, what color?

[Caller]

It's red.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles?

[Caller]

50K.

[John Clay Wolf]

And on a scale of one to ten, how nice is it?

[Caller]

I was a ten. I would say it's eight.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. It's pretty nice. Do you live in San Diego or you live outside?

[Caller]

I live in San Diego, but the car is in New York.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got, I. I've got people in New York.

[Caller]

Okay, cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can handle New York. Like New York, like Manhattan, New York or like up Syracuse, New York?

[Caller]

No, like near Manhattan. I'm about 20 miles north of Manhattan.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I'm not far from Jersey.

[Caller]

I get it somewhere there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have a title or is there a payoff title? Does it have rust? Because it's an OH6 and up there. And you know how it works up there. It's not good. It's hard on.

[Caller]

We keep it in a carport. It's not a daily driver, so it's kind of a garage queen.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so we're gonna go coast to coast. Right now we're talking to a guy in San Diego and we're gonna buy a car in New York sight unseen. Can someone take the pictures of the car up there when we do the deal and send them to me?

[Caller]

Sure, we can do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. 10,000 bucks.

[Caller]

10,000. Okay, cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, thank you. Yep. Hit it. Pre k. Yo, yo, yo, pre k.

[DJ Pre K]

Yo, yo, what's the jam?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's time, it's time for DJ Pre K's little spot. We got Piercade.

[DJ Pre K]

Okay. Yeah, let's go with some. What were they on, man? I'll read a news story. And y' all guess what. The person, what kind of drug this person was on. Y' all ready?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, go ahead.

[DJ Pre K]

Alright. So everybody loves Girl Scout cookies, right? From Samoas to Tagalongs once that season hits. Everybody dishing out to get their hands on the sweet treats. Well, one Ohio woman's love for Girl Scout cookies went a little too far. Our suspect allegedly ran off with a super sized order of the cookies intended for local north collie Hill troop and Ooh wee, this was one sweet lick she hit. The suspect got away with around sixteen hundred dollars worth of the delectable delights. And after a whole gang of attempts to contact her and say, hey, give me my damn cookies back, they had no luck and had to charge her with theft. She was later arrested at a local court where she was fighting an unrelated case. And at first authorities didn't recognize her because she was 20 pounds heavier from trying to eat damn $1600 worth of cookies. So what y' all think this cookie monster was on?

[John Clay Wolf]

I think Colorado's finest. It's gotta be, right?

[Michael Turley]

Makes sense.

[Elliot]

I mean, there's only logical thing. Somebody steal cookies.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm glad it's not a meth story. I'm tired of meth stories.

[Michael Turley]

Thought you're tired of dope stories.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm just tired of it all. Everybody's. The whole world's on drugs. I'm tired of Tylenol all. So, Turley, you got to pick something.

[Elliot]

I'm. I'm. I'm going to go off the grain, cuz it. It makes too much sense. I think he's trying to trick us here. Oh, I'm going to go on.

[John Clay Wolf]

She had little hook like.

[Michael Turley]

Like J for Jesus. Okay.

[Elliot]

She was just. She was high on that white powder.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm going with that. £20 over. I'm not going to go with that.

[Michael Turley]

I'm going to go Colorado cush.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. JD's Colorado cooch. I'm Colorado Cooch. Turley's Pablo Escobar. What you got, Bob?

[JD Ryan]

I'm going with Jay for Juana.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, three Colorado Coochies. What you got, dj?

[DJ Pre K]

Y' all look good, man. Noel Hines was arrested at the North College Hill courthouse while allegedly trying to fight a weed case.

[Elliot]

I mean, I thought it was too easy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Noel Hines. White, black, Latino or other. I don't know.

[Michael Turley]

Pull up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Charlie. What you need, bud? Charlie, you there? Charlie, talk to me.

[Caller]

Yeah. Hey. Love the show. It's my first time listening and. But I call in. I have a 2015 Infinity QX60.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I'm gonna stop you. I'm gonna stop you because I've got some. I've got some people in here that are judging us from some big corporation that are going to tell me that we're too blue and we're too rough when we get off the air. And I want to hear you tell me why you love the show.

[Caller]

Oh, because y' all are not. It doesn't sound like y' all are too PC.

[Michael Turley]

Well, he didn't help us at all.

[JD Ryan]

He walked right into that.

[Michael Turley]

What's the sound I hear? Oh, that's a sh.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let Charlie talk. Everybody shut up. What you got, Charlie?

[Caller]

I said that's why I love listening to you when you call into the John Granado and Lance Erlene show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, when I do those call ins, that freaks me. Oh, you hear me when I do those call ins in the morning when I'm half asleep.

[Caller]

Yeah, yeah, because like, you just like you just got done off your website in your underwear.

[Elliot]

Do you make them nervous, John?

[John Clay Wolf]

I freak them out. I make them nervous. I put. I push them. Don't I, Charlie?

[Caller]

Either you do. You do have them right on top of the dump button sometimes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everybody wants to watch a high wire walker.

[Satan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

They hold the ropes in the net. Okay, you want lease advice on an Infinity QX60?

[Caller]

Yes. 2015, black on black leather and got 10,000 miles on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

So do you want out of the lease?

[Caller]

I don't know yet. It's my first lease, so I don't really know how the whole process works whenever it's up in February.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, here's what you do. Perfect. Ride it out until February. QX60s have very bad market reality. They rented a lot of them. There's too many of them made. If it books for 25 grand, they bring 22. If it books for 30 grand, they bring 27. So what people don't know is how do these lease companies get away with these low lease payments? Well, the way they do it is they set like an Escalade. It's got a $90,000 sticker and they set the residual at $60,000. So you're leasing the difference, but in reality the car brings 52. So what happened to the 8000? You pay it if you do an early termination. And 90% of the people that lease cars do an early termination right now and they buy out the last couple months and they. So they get their whole residual at 60,000. But if you make the last payment and give them the keys, then you win because they're stuck with it at the price that they set in the future value versus you. Making them smart and making them right, paying it early. So just the advice is write it all the way out and then start over clean. And you could still use your tax credit off of this one on the next one in.

[Caller]

Okay, so write it out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Write it out and start looking. Sharpen. But do not pay it off early. And if you do Pay it off early. Go ahead and make the extra payments. Buy the lease all the way out. Do not do an early term. All right, thanks. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. We have little bit of time left. We've got to do the ride of the week. I want to go ahead now.

[Radio Announcer]

Now it's time for the ride of the week.

[John Clay Wolf]

I did not drive this car personally.

[Elliot]

I did, John. It's a 2019 Kia K900.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is that a dog?

[Elliot]

No, it's not a dog. It is basically their version of the 7 Series for BMW.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get out of here.

[Elliot]

I'm not kidding you. It's got all.

[John Clay Wolf]

All.

[Elliot]

Yes, all the bells and whistles of a 7. 7 series. It's got the power of a 7 series. 365 horsepower. I mean, it goes 18 miles of the gallon.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a big, heavy car?

[Elliot]

It's a big, heavy car, yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

I wish I would have driven it.

[Elliot]

Then the rear seats, you can actually lean back a little bit. It has controls for them, too.

[Satan]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's like a Hyundai Genesis. It's.

[Elliot]

Yeah, exactly.

[Michael Turley]

It's.

[Elliot]

It's that comparison.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's sticker price?

[Elliot]

Well, their sticker price and this was kind of what, for me on a Kia and a Kia was. Got bit.

[John Clay Wolf]

A little bit.

[Elliot]

$65,000. Now, it's got all these great features. I mean, one of the best features it has where when you turn has cameras in the mirrors and it actually pulls up in your display on your speedometer, where it's at. So you can just look right in the camera where it's. Or we're looking down in the camera, the lane, like a blind spot.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's good. Very. Everybody needs.

[Elliot]

And I haven't seen that in any other cars, Lexus or anything like that. They usually have it on one mirror and it's up on their display instead.

[Michael Turley]

Of right in front of you doing well, man.

[Elliot]

It's got. The features are cool, except for the leather is not real. Really great leather that you're thinking for 65.

[John Clay Wolf]

Connolly Leather.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Elliot]

And it doesn't have. It has fake suede type of roof. So they're trying. Their wood is not really wood, you know, hey, Kia.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know that y' all get these clips from. We do these reviews. You need to. I mean, all these guys knock off all these cars. Y' all need to take it to the next level and do the stars in the ceiling, like Rolls. Does that be so cool?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do a planetarium headliner.

[Elliot]

Overall, I. I thought it's a great car. 60 grand is just high. I can't wait to when it's used. And then that $30,000 range, it'll be a car well worth it at that point.

[John Clay Wolf]

What I've noticed on those cars is that's just a starting price on these big heavy Kias and Hyundai's. They have so much rebate money that, that they, they price them down.

[Michael Turley]

You're not gonna pay that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, you're not gonna pay that. You're not gonna pay that. All right. Thank you, Turley. Yeah. Good morning, you're on the air. Who's this?

[Caller]

Hey, this is Zach. I, I, I got got a question for you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

I'm trying to sell my boss's truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

And Zach, I've got 30 seconds. I'm sorry, I've only got 30 seconds. Hey, I'm gonna put you on hold and I'll grab you after we clear the air. Or just load it into givemetheven.com. i'm sorry, I didn't realize we were out of time. I can do this one real quick. 06 Ram 3/4 ton, 200,000 mile, four wheel drive. Bob, is it average rough or clean.

[Caller]

This Bob?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Is your truck average rough or clean condition?

[Michael Turley]

Hey, Bob.

[Caller]

Excellent condition. It's complete new interior and it's.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll give $8,000 for a 200,000 mile 6 dodge. I might give 10 if it's crazy nice. Go to givemetheven.com to load it up. I'm out of here. I'll see you all next Saturday morning podcast is at johnclaywolf. Com. I'll be up in an hour. Over and out. Thanks, guys. See by.