#184 John Clay Wolfe Show 02.02.19

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #184 (Aired February 2, 2019)

Overview

This episode of The John Clay Wolfe Show is packed with the show’s signature irreverent, rapid-fire banter on everything from rodeos and the Super Bowl to cars, strip clubs, pop culture, and wild listener call-ins. Broadcast live and driven by the ethos of “anything goes as long as the FCC doesn’t mind,” John and the crew blend listener engagement, dealership shoptalk, sports commentary, and uncensored humor. The opening reflects on the Fort Worth Livestock Show and Rodeo, then swerves into a wild array of guests, comedy bits, honest car appraising, Super Bowl chatter, generational family hijinks, and a running commentary on America’s cultural moment.

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Main Discussion Points & Highlights

1. Rodeo Talk & Texas Tradition

Segment: [00:09]–[13:22], [34:33]–[36:13]

• The episode opens with the crew riffing on “The Rodeo Song” in honor of the Fort Worth Livestock Show and Rodeo, a Texas staple.
• Humorous complaints about hungover staff, late arrivals, and whiskey-fueled nights introduce the “circumstances, not excuses” theme.
• Special guest “Bubba Boots,” a steer wrestler from Montana, brings wild rodeo tales, including his past struggles with meth (“Now I’m doing it natural, but I tell you what helps more than anything? Heinz 57. Put it on everything.” [17:55])
• Deep-dive into rodeo food (calf fries, aka bull testicles), livestock details, and Bubba’s personal redemption story.
• On rodeos: “It’s just back to basics. Cowboys and bulls and horses.” – J.D. [11:18]
• Insightful and comedic discussion on corporate vs. traditional rodeos in Houston and San Antonio.

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2. Super Bowl Hype, Male Cheerleaders & Sports Culture

Segment: [06:11]–[09:32], [22:30]–[28:04], [60:04]–[63:39]

• Extended debate on Super Bowl LIII: Patriots vs. Rams, Belichick/Brady dynasty, and the fans’ mixed feelings.
• The arrival of male cheerleaders for the LA Rams sparks a lively exchange about gender roles, masculinity, and cheer squad culture.
  • “Why the stigma? It’s not like they put skirts on them.” – Bobbo [07:53]
  • “My wife was a cheerleader, so that’s...yeah, found that. Spirit fingers! Oh yeah, spirit fingers, man.” – Turley [08:23]
• Comedy bit: “Male Rams Cheerleader” visits studio – he’s not what anyone expected (“...just cause we dance don’t mean I ain’t a man. In the offseason, I’m a lumberjack.” [23:06])
• The crew places “prop bets” on Tony Romo’s Super Bowl play predictions and his possible head coaching future: “He wants to play to 45.” [113:12]

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3. Listener Calls & Car Appraisals – Always Unfiltered

Segment: Throughout (esp. [13:56], [19:23], [41:04], [50:30], [53:04], [81:53], [85:21], [88:05], [109:07])

• Live appraisals: Listeners call in to get bids on trucks, Corvettes, luxury sedans, and even beater cars.
• Every call is handled with humor, honesty, and often a side of roasting (“Just send it to us at givemetheven.com – and that goes for you too, Bubba Boots, when you want to sell that high mileage diesel that you’ve been mething and running up and down the road in…” [19:23])
• Hilarious bits about callers who “just want to talk about it” rather than sell their car; ongoing jokes about “kinfolk discounts” and taking a loss on family deals.
• Insightful window into the used car business, from the importance of vehicle condition to auction ringmen tales.

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4. Race, Humor, and Social Satire

Segment: [47:30]–[50:11], [70:25]–[72:55], [130:32]–[130:55]

• Satirical “White, Black, Latino, or Other?” news-guessing game led by DJ Pre K: “We all know dumbass has no race, so let’s have some fun.” [47:35]
  • The story: A Florida woman attempts to stab family over Outback Steakhouse—everyone guesses her ethnicity for laughs.
  • DJ Pre K reveals: “You know us Caucasians love our Outback Steakhouse, baby. Now that’s a knife!” [50:11]
• Listener “Hunter” calls out the segment as racism; John responds: “No, it’s making fun of stereotypes. I’m the most non-racial person in the world, but I do find humor in all the silliness.” [70:47]
• Show includes further conversations about race, humor, “snowflakes,” and “accidental racists.”
  • “He’s not a hater. He’s a Texan. He’s the accidental racist.” [130:48]

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5. News, Pop Culture & Satirical Bits

Segment: Throughout ([12:17], [55:02], [73:55], [77:21], [91:46], [106:10], [108:09])

• Jokes on government shutdown: “Three weeks. We’re basically treating our government like it’s a trial period for a Hulu subscription now.” [55:02]
• Calls with “Satan” and a preacher balance comedic “point/counterpoint” on the afterlife: new rollercoaster in Hell and “concession prices are the lowest in the country.” [30:10]
• Airline passenger meltdown over “fat people” goes viral; discussion devolves into salad and body-shaming humor. [85:34]
• Music nostalgia: Stories around classic rock, the Buddy Holly tragedy, and Led Zeppelin/Greta Van Fleet comparisons.
• CBS affiliate gets in trouble for calling Tom Brady a "known cheater" on TV. [108:36]
• Brief foray into CBD legality, Willie Nelson’s own line of joints, and a dig at Big Pharma. [138:18]
• Feature: Samuel L. Jackson’s bedtime story appearance on Ellen (“She jumped into her arms and it hurt like a mother...”) [93:03]

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6. Comedy, Impersonation Bits & Cast Banter

*Segments sprinkled throughout: Goat Boy ([110:21]), Randy the Chipmunk [83:24], Listener impersonations [132:03], “Auction Ringman” Eddie Ray [122:15])

• Regular cast and fictional guests keep the pace brisk and the laughs coming:
  • Randy the Chipmunk makes absurd Super Bowl picks: “I may be a little high, but you wanna bet with me?” [85:06]
  • Goat Boy snorts and faints when asked about Super Bowl picks, weaving in Tom Brady-deflategate jokes.
  • Attempts at ethnic impersonations and “coon ass” accents by callers, sometimes falling flat or getting called out.
  • Auction ringman Eddie Ray shares inside tales of “wrecks” and the importance of human touch in high-stakes vehicle auctions. [122:21]
• The cast’s self-reference as “Saturday Morning Live,” and their affection for their years together, highlights the authentic camaraderie.
  • “It’s never become easy. Every step has been ‘hell no, you can’t do that.’” – John [35:06]
  • “Buy cars and talk about guys. We’ve got two worlds.” [35:36]

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7. Listener Engagement & Expanding Reach

Segment: [36:13]–[39:18], [130:24], [140:56]

• John and the crew celebrate new and existing affiliates, notably the major expansion to WBIG in Washington D.C.
  • “That will be the largest station in our network, really. Larger than Dallas or Houston. The population up there is ridiculous.” [37:10]
• Ongoing banter about time zone shifts for live broadcasts: “You’re gonna have to get your white black ass out of bed an hour earlier.” [43:50]
• Example of diverse audience: Adrian from Vegas, a Hispanic delivery driver, calls in to reaffirm that “White, Black, Latino or Other” is just funny to him. [130:40]

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Notable Quotes & Timestamps

• On showing up late to work:
  “Not a lot of sleep on a Friday night…Annie’s in town from Muscle Shoals. She shows up with a great big ol’ jug of whiskey.” – Bobbo [01:52]

• On rodeo life and redemption:
  “Now, I had a little trouble with methamphetamines earlier last year. You can read on the back of my belt it says bust yer boots...I was on methamphetamines at the time. Now I’m trying to come back and do it natural, right?” – Bubba Boots [16:55]

• On Super Bowl fatigue:
  “It’s like herpes. You just come to accept it.” – John [09:29]

• On race and stereotypes:
  “It's actually making fun of the stereotype silliness of Snowflake. We're all people… I’m the most non racial person in the world...but I do find humor in all the silliness.” – John [70:47]

• On the show’s long success:
  “It’s never become easy. The entire journey has been ‘no, no, boy, not no, but hell no!’” – John [35:06]

• On listener-negotiated car deals:
  “I buy cars on the radio.” – John [45:59, throughout]

• On Air Travel Woes:
  “If you haven't listened to Andrew Dice Clay's nursery rhymes, you haven't lived a full life.” – John [47:00]

• Samuel L. Jackson bedtime story:
  “She jumped into her arms and gave her a big hug and it hurt like a mother…” – (Bedtime story read) [93:11]

• On builder-business problems:
  “I pull up in one of them—oh, look at John, he’s rich. Why is it okay for us to have, but when I drive them I need to just start shooting out hundred dollar bills to everyone.” – John [100:45]

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Notable Moments

• Haunted faucet and studio toilet sound bites provide surreptitious comic relief early on.
• The wild segment with “Bubba Boots” is loaded with Texas authenticity, substance abuse confessions, rodeo food secrets, and cowboy banter.
• The “ram” and “goat” bits work as both sports commentary and slapstick animal impersonation.
• Listener, Adrian, perfectly encapsulates the show’s “take a joke” philosophy: “I think it’s funny.” [130:40]
• Airline meltdown and “fat seat” drama highlight the show’s willingness to lampoon anything trending.
• Recurring reminders that listeners can skip the call and get a bid instantly at GiveMeTheVIN.com.

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Timestamps for Key Segments

| Segment | Timestamp | |--------------------------------------------|-------------------| | Rodeo & Fort Worth talk | 00:09 – 13:22 | | Bubba Boots interview | 13:22 – 19:42 | | Haunted faucet & studio sound bits | 04:45 – 06:11 | | Super Bowl / Rams Male Cheerleader | 06:11 – 09:32 | | Super Bowl male cheerleader parody | 22:30 – 28:04 | | Listener car appraisals | multi, e.g. 19:23, 41:04, 50:30, 53:04, 81:53, 85:21, 88:05, 109:07 | | “White, Black, Latino, or Other” game | 47:30 – 50:11 | | Listener calls out “racism” | 70:25 – 72:55 | | Randy the Chipmunk on the Super Bowl | 83:24 – 85:15 | | Airline “fat shaming” meltdown | 85:34 – 87:14 | | Samuel L. Jackson bedtime story | 91:46 – 93:23 | | New station expansion / syndication | 36:13 – 39:18 | | Goat Boy & Super Bowl picks | 110:21 – 112:16 | | Builders, business, and “Rich John” jokes | 100:45 – 101:29 |

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Tone & Style

The John Clay Wolfe Show delivers a loose, rambunctious, “barroom breakfast” vibe—irreverent, freewheeling, and often crossing lines in the name of comedy and authenticity. Banter is fast, regional, and full of in-jokes and callbacks. The crew’s chemistry is palpable, and they succeed in creating a Saturday morning experience that is both deeply Texan and accessible to national expansion.

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Summary

This episode is a masterclass in rapid-fire, anti-corporate, good-time morning radio. From real-life tales of the rodeo circuit to running gags about Super Bowl myths, poking fun at cultural anxieties, and conducting real business live on-air, it’s a show that rides the edge—fun, sometimes edgy, always entertaining.

For Car Owners:

If you want to buy or sell a car, the cast urges you to go to GiveMeTheVIN.com (or call 800-800-7234) for lightning-fast, no-nonsense offers—with plenty of jokes thrown in for free.

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For listeners old and new, Episode #184 is a Texas-sized sampler: Rodeo tales, Super Bowl hot takes, wild characters, and a listener-driven call-in show, all wrapped up in the most unpretentious, FCC-dodging fun you’ll find on the airwaves.

Transcript

[A]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio now. John Clay Wolfe.

[B]

Well, it's 40 below and I don't.

[C]

Give a Got a heater in my truck and I'm off to the rodeo.

[B]

Nips L moutta left and l moutta right Come on, let me get your.

[C]

Right stuff right get off stage.

[D]

God, dude.

[C]

You know, piss me off and jerk. Get on my nerves.

[E]

Well, here comes.

[C]

Johnny with a in his hand he's one ball man and he's off to the rodeo Essentially.

[E]

You playing?

[F]

I don't even know.

[D]

It's a message of optimism.

[E]

What are you playing, Bobbo?

[D]

Sure it's cold, it's 40 below but I don't care I'm off to the.

[E]

Rodeo off to the rodeo.

[D]

Geez, I haven't heard that in 30 years.

[E]

There's a reason for that.

[F]

We may never hear it again.

[D]

Yes. I think it's brilliant.

[E]

You would.

[D]

That was between. Between you and me. That was. That was Wolf's idea.

[E]

Oh, in that case, it's even worse.

[D]

I would never have thought of that. That's great.

[E]

I trust his taste.

[D]

Why did you fade it down for it, Turley?

[F]

Because it's enough of the song. We're already pushing the edge there just playing it.

[E]

Why did you stop poking me in the eye, Michael?

[D]

You can't hear the song for all the beeps. No, highly censored. Somebody did a great job of censoring that, right?

[E]

I'm gonna guess it was you.

[D]

And with that, it must be time for the John Clay Wolf show for this February 2nd. Happy birthday, Adina, wherever you are. It's nice to see you. Thanks for hanging around with us. Look at my friend J.D. ryan over there. Good morning, Bobbo.

[E]

How are you?

[D]

You are looking bright and bushy tailed this morning.

[E]

Really bright and bushy tailed.

[D]

And that's gonna serve a purpose because I am tired.

[E]

Wow. What happened to you?

[D]

I'm just. I got. You know. My girl Annie's in town from Muscle Trolls. Muscle Shoals. Alabama. Alabama. She's Alabama girl. She's built like Alabama girl.

[E]

That's good.

[D]

Good Lord almighty. Boom. Pow. Zap. Wow.

[C]

Wow.

[D]

Yeah.

[E]

So you've been up all night?

[D]

Not a lot of sleep on a Friday night.

[C]

I understand.

[D]

I don't think you can hear it in my voice, though, because I am a professional. And we spell that with a capital.

[F]

P. Okay, so JD Ask him what time he showed up.

[E]

So let me ask him. Hold On a second. Hey Bobbo, so what time you normally get here? Like know six. What time did you get here, buddy?

[D]

Usually I get here like at 3:30.

[E]

3:30?

[D]

What time?

[E]

Take it back. Hold on a sec. Take two. So normally you get here at 3:30 in the morning. What time did you get here today, Bubble?

[D]

Well, what time is it?

[E]

It's currently 08:08 Central Time.

[D]

It was very near 08:08 Central Time when I got here.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

Wow.

[F]

That's professional folks.

[E]

Let's go with a professional pee.

[D]

We got our pieces together. It's a. You know, we're hoping for the best.

[F]

That's not what we need to do, Babo. Seriously. We don't want to hope for the best.

[E]

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome aboard American Flight 453 where we're hoping for the best.

[D]

Here's the other thing about Annie.

[E]

We don't like her. Because she made you late.

[D]

No, no. And I'm crazy about this girl, but every time she visits, and she visits pretty frequently considering how far away she lives.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

She shows up with a great big old jug of whiskey.

[E]

She's in love with you.

[D]

And it just. That makes an it excuses though.

[F]

Come on.

[D]

They're not really excuses. They're circumstances. I mean, I'm telling you about it.

[E]

No, this is an excuse.

[D]

You think my play is bad?

[F]

If we're about to embark on some huge news. And the day before, right before you show up, right before the show, when we're supposed to have everything ready, prepped, you know, I can listen to the audio and we're. I know where we can go and we steer direction. I have no idea where the show's going to be. No, no. I mean we can. I mean. Well, let's just wing it.

[D]

Well, I can. I can assure you I actually didn't just show up right before the show started.

[E]

Really?

[C]

Pretty much.

[D]

Though now it's been about an hour or so.

[F]

No, it's been like 30 minutes.

[D]

I've got some great stuff lined up for you today. Awesome stuff. Awesome. Did you see the story about the haunted faucet?

[E]

No, I missed the haunted faucet.

[D]

It's a crazy deal.

[C]

This is.

[D]

And I was fascinated by this. You know, I collect sound bites and various audio from all over the.

[E]

Throughout the week.

[D]

The interwebs. Yeah.

[E]

Fellows. No, no, you're the producer of the.

[D]

Show and this, this sound clip sounds fake. Okay. But. But we're.

[C]

I'm pretty.

[F]

Which sound clip? So I know.

[E]

Cause I don't know that's gonna be the Whole thing.

[F]

There's a lot of them here.

[D]

There are two cuts. There are two cuts of haunted faucet. Okay. I'm pretty sure this is real. An office worker in Hungary, okay. Posted a video of a bathroom faucet that makes a weird sound when you turn on the hot water valve. And it sounds kind of like. Well, just listen to.

[F]

Okay, Is it this one?

[E]

You're right.

[F]

I got to find it.

[C]

Now.

[F]

Hold on. I told you there's Babo. You'd understand something.

[C]

Yeah.

[F]

Preparing. Producing is about preparing, having everything in order so I know which direction to go.

[D]

It's labeled haunted faucet.

[C]

Okay.

[F]

Now I gotta.

[D]

You did put it in your D. So every time she hits the hot water faucet, it makes that moaning sound.

[F]

The faucet makes the moaning sound.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Now, what's weird is we've got kind of a similar deal right here in the John Clay Wolf show studio.

[E]

Okay.

[D]

And I got this tape myself. I recorded this on my phone of the toilet here in the studio late. Late one night this week. And it actually made this sound. Listen closely.

[C]

Can you hear.

[D]

Sounds just like a ram.

[G]

Or John.

[F]

Making a ram sound. That's very odd.

[D]

Haunted man.

[E]

Speaking of the Rams, big weekend, Big super bowl weekend, have you seen who the who the Rams are bringing out for their cheerleaders?

[F]

It's been all over the news.

[E]

Only in Los Angeles can you get away with this.

[F]

But they've been doing it all year.

[E]

They've been doing it all.

[C]

Do you think it's gonna be weird.

[E]

To see male cheerleaders on the sideline? I mean, they have them in college.

[C]

They have them in college?

[F]

Yeah, they have them in college.

[E]

Texas A and M's had them forever.

[F]

Those that are in college are the ones that are holding up the cheerleaders, throwing them around.

[E]

What a gig. How do you get that gig?

[F]

These are a little bit different. Have you seen what they do?

[E]

No, what are they?

[F]

They dance Gracious.

[E]

Are they.

[F]

So they're. They're not really the Tumblr face man.

[E]

I hate to be this way, but are they just. Are they openly feminine? That's all I was gonna look for. Yes.

[F]

I don't know.

[E]

You don't know? I don't know if you've seen him, because I haven't seen him.

[D]

I don't know the big deal. You know, our. Our former esteemed president George W. Bush. Yes. Was a male cheerleader in college, but.

[E]

He was the kind that held the girl up.

[F]

You know, you respect those. Is that what you're saying.

[E]

Yeah, yeah, kind of. Because they're very athletic.

[F]

Yeah.

[E]

And they basically assist the girls that are dancing. They don't do the dance.

[F]

Yes.

[E]

So they're the ones with the hand.

[F]

You know, it takes athletic ability to dance. I mean, you know, they have to.

[E]

If they're doing the same dance the girls are gonna do.

[D]

And that.

[E]

That's gonna be weird.

[F]

It's gonna be a little different. In fact, actually, I think Pre K said he's got one of them he can get on the. In here in the studio. Yeah.

[E]

Actually, one of the Los Angeles ranch male cheerleaders.

[C]

Yes.

[E]

That would be kind of cool, actually.

[F]

We'll see if that happens here in the 9 o' clock hour.

[E]

Talk to them. Okay, so that's coming up.

[D]

I don't. Why the stigma? It's not like they put skirts on them or anything.

[E]

It's just bizarre. What do you mean stigma?

[D]

What's bizarre about it?

[E]

That they're male cheerleaders in professional football. It's just we're used to winning.

[F]

I think it's just the dancing part that's. The part that's just a little bit off. It's just a little different.

[D]

Well, what kind of dance are they doing? It's not like all that jazz.

[F]

Yeah. I mean, they're hands. Yeah, there's. There is, there's. They call them spirit fingers. JD.

[E]

You made that up.

[F]

No, no, they call. My wife was a cheerleader, so that's. Yeah, I found that spirit fingers. Oh, yeah. Spirit fingers, man.

[E]

I always. The guys that were with the hold the cheerleaders up.

[F]

Yeah, I respected that. I was like, man, how did you get that gig?

[E]

It's kind of cool, you know, it's really cool. And you're hanging out with them all the time now.

[F]

These guys that dance, I guess, you know, it's kind of cool because they get to still hang out with them. But no, the way they dance seems a little bit feminine.

[C]

Just a little bit.

[E]

We'll find out in the 9 o' clock hour. Yes.

[D]

Excuse me, but you got your spirit fingers in my peanut butter.

[E]

What is the line on the. We know the.

[F]

It's two and a half points. Patriots. Yeah, it's. It's gonna be a hell of a game.

[C]

Really?

[F]

Are you gonna watch it actually? Because you're not a big fan.

[E]

I'm not a big fan, but I do watch for the commercials and I also want to see the Patriots lose.

[F]

Speaking of be female.

[E]

I mean.

[C]

Yeah, I only watch it because of the commercial.

[E]

Who watch what really do you really want to see these, either one of these teams win? First of all, the Rams got there because they cheated.

[F]

No. Well, they cheat. They got lucky. But I think, you know, I've come around on the whole Brady and Belichick dynasty. I've come to accept it.

[E]

Okay.

[F]

And it's kind of like, you know, we don't get to see this in our lifetime.

[E]

This is like herpes. You just come to accept it.

[C]

Yes, exactly.

[F]

So just enjoy it, because you don't. I don't think we'll ever see something like this again, really. I mean, there's you, maybe not like this. And the one of the greatest quarterbacks ever. One of the greatest coaches ever. I mean, that's. You can't say that in your lifetime. How many times you get to say.

[C]

That Clay Williams ran a govern government.

[E]

I know you're gonna go, please don't.

[C]

Go there on that same theory.

[E]

Yes. Just relax and enjoy.

[C]

Remember that, Turley?

[F]

Oh, yeah, I remember that. That went over really well.

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

For a moment, that went through my mind. I went. Now no one will say that on the radio.

[C]

8008-0080-0723-4800-800-Radio. Bob, we'll talk during the break. If you can't do your job and if you can help me find somebody who can do it, I'd appreciate it.

[D]

I'd do it.

[C]

800, 800 radio. 800, 800, 7234 year make, model miles, average, rough or clean. And then you can sell that. J.D. how was your week?

[E]

That's a wonderful week. Had a fantastic week.

[C]

Well, the reason for the rodeo song in the beginning of the deal is because the Fort Worth Livestock show and Rodeo, which is a very famous, legendary event, and we're from the Metroplex for you guys outside of Texas or Dallas for Worth. And that's what that's about. It's rodeo time. And it's, it's. It's pretty funny how, how it hasn't changed at all. And did you go? Yeah, I went last Saturday's blast. I mean, if you go there, they should just issue three draft beers upon entry.

[D]

Do they not?

[C]

Yeah, no, they, they don't. But it should be like a private party with tickets. Like, here you go. How many have. Because, I mean, it's just, it's something you do. And then San Antonio has theirs and Houston has theirs. And I don't know if I spell it yet, but they're working on it.

[E]

I've got. I've been at the Houston Rodeo and It's just different. It's more corporate and slick. The stock, man, the Fort Worth show is just back to basics. It's just cowboys and bulls and horses.

[F]

You gotta watch out from Stepp something.

[E]

Yeah, it's just good. I mean, just smells.

[C]

But they're building the new arena. It looks like the aac. I don't know if you've seen it.

[E]

That's going to screw it up.

[C]

I think. I. I think it's going to be more like Houston.

[E]

Houston Rodeo is in the. In the big dome.

[D]

I mean, it's just, you know, so.

[E]

It'S like another show.

[C]

It's. It's the largest concert of the year in Houston.

[E]

Huge.

[C]

Huge.

[E]

Huge. It's always the biggest of the biggest country stars. Not even country rock stars, too.

[C]

If we're going to talk just Texas specific, we better do it right now, because when next week, we'll. We'll have some Yankees on board. We got to go. My name is John Clay. We'll be right back. We'll get down to business. Call me right now so I can bid some cars here in this quick minute that's coming up. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio is how you get to me right now.

[A]

And now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by GiveMe the Vin.com.

[C]

I heard that former Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz is thinking about running for president.

[A]

Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio.

[C]

Meanwhile, the CEO of Dunkin Donuts is.

[F]

Thinking about running a meth lab out of every store.

[C]

Must have been a bad batch around here. Who steals a cheese Grace now?

[A]

John Clay Wolf.

[C]

Oh, yeah. It is rodeo time in Texas. Kicks off in Fort Worth.

[E]

Huge event.

[C]

Y' all played that song earlier. It was on the. It was on the intro, the rodeo song, which I don't think it's fit for radio.

[E]

It's not the Garth Brooks rodeo song. It's really nasty.

[C]

Who sings. Who sings about.

[D]

I think that version is cross Canadian ragway. That's how it was labeled on YouTube. The. The original version was somebody else's Canadian band. It's a Canadian rodeo song.

[C]

Well, I don't want to play. We put it on our Facebook page.

[F]

No. Yeah, let's put it on Facebook.

[E]

Don't play it again. Every other word is bleeped. You can't understand what they're saying.

[F]

You kind of get what they're saying.

[D]

I know.

[C]

That's so Michael.

[E]

I'm trying to get us past this.

[D]

There are several curse words strategically placed throughout the song.

[E]

Thank you.

[C]

Kids.

[D]

Can you identify them?

[C]

Play that game. Bubba Boots is a rodeo star from Big Sky, Montana. And he's coming into the studio this morning. I thought he was gonna be here at 8:15. So that's why. Let's play Bubba's intro music. He had special intro. You got nothing.

[F]

No, no, no.

[D]

Charlie, if you can't do your job.

[F]

Seconds before.

[C]

Yeah, we'll just bring him in. Get him in here anyway. Bubba. Come on in.

[E]

There he is.

[C]

Bubba's in town for a lord.

[E]

Look at this guy.

[C]

For the fourth rodeo. He's a steer wrestler from Big Sky, Montana. Is that. Or is it Whitefish, Montana?

[E]

Hey, we all doing over? John, you're looking good.

[D]

Like your boots.

[E]

Are those alligator? I can't tell.

[D]

Oh, it's elephant.

[E]

My bad.

[C]

Elephant.

[D]

Yeah, got a coosberry Oregon.

[C]

So how did are. Did you turn out last night? Are you. Are you running tonight? What's your deal at the rodeo?

[D]

No, we had a problem last night. Me and my rope tech.

[E]

Rope tech?

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

I didn't know. I've heard of guitar tech. I've never heard of a rope tech.

[D]

Got high on a couple bottles of Jim Beams. Eight Star rotten whiskey. And I just, you know, I could walk and sure could wrestle steer. Listen, when you wrestle steer, the steers are boys, all right.

[E]

Oh, yeah, we talk about cows.

[D]

That is a girl.

[E]

Yeah, we got that.

[D]

When you wrestle steers. Now, they're all men and they're a little pissed off usually. Yeah, you know, they get cut. I mean, if you cut, you'd be pissed off. You'd be hard to wrestle.

[E]

I wouldn't want to be there. I believe you'd be.

[D]

I believe you might take me down.

[C]

Bubba, what is this song that you asked us to play? Is this what you get into the arena with?

[E]

Oh, it is.

[C]

Out there riding my pony. Go and jump on it.

[D]

It tastes just like fresh Copenhagen.

[C]

Well, that sounds just about as cowboy as it gets.

[D]

Hey, I'll tell you what, man. You blew that ride back. Pony song. You be out there. Well, I'll take that mother down. I'll take that mother down. I was the scared.

[E]

You know.

[D]

Here's the thing about it. And all you circuit cowboys did. Fort Worth stock show rodeo. They got the toughest stairs out there. I believe they might have a couple running in the midst that ain't even cut yet.

[C]

Not cut. They're still bulls.

[D]

Because they're not bad.

[C]

They're.

[D]

They're fit. They're fit. They're ready.

[C]

They get the eye. Speaking of Are you a. Are you a fan of calf rice?

[D]

Oh, yeah, that's.

[C]

You know, eat them raw like oysters.

[D]

You gotta have breakfast.

[E]

Just.

[C]

Just put some tartar sauce on them. We got Bubba Boots here. He's in town for the Fort Worth stock. Shield Road. Let me tell you the secret for cat.

[D]

The secret for Cat fries. Now, you bread those with. With bread crumbs. Okay. Not flour.

[E]

Yeah, first thing.

[D]

And hat. Here's a secret.

[E]

Here's a secret to get it.

[D]

To get every drop of goodness out of those cat fries. Highs 57. High 57.

[E]

He lights you right up.

[D]

One couple of Budweisers.

[C]

So, what's your deal? Are you riding tonight?

[D]

Yeah, I'm gonna go diet.

[C]

It's not your first one. I mean, there's two. Two.

[D]

Oh, we've been going since Wednesday.

[C]

Yeah, but you. There's two rounds in each show. If you make the.

[D]

Yeah, I'll be going. I'll be going to that. Y', all.

[E]

Y' all keep an eye on either.

[D]

One with the red, white, blue. Ethel boots.

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

And bust your boots.

[C]

Bubba boots. Bubba boots. Bubba boots.

[D]

That's right. On the back of my belt. Now, I had a little trouble with methamphetamines earlier last year, and you can read on the back of my belt. It says, bust your boots.

[B]

So.

[C]

How did you get into meth? Was it all the driving between the rodeos?

[D]

Well, let me tell you.

[E]

Rodeo circus.

[D]

Rodeo circus is not what you think it is. You know, it's a lot like me, I think. Like in a rock and roll band like Earth, Wind and Fire?

[E]

I think so.

[D]

Traveling with the boys in the band. And you gotta watch out for those trumpet players because they will snort that methamphetamine. You know, they just never sleep. He's playing their horns. Snorting methods.

[C]

Just drive and drive and drive and drive and drive and drive and never stop driving.

[D]

It makes a long day. It makes a long day drinking and eating calf fries.

[C]

Well, you scored, like. You were, like, number eight in the world with $300,000 worth of winnings.

[B]

Wow.

[C]

Do you still have it?

[D]

That's the thing. I was on methamphetamines at the Times. Now I'm trying to come back and.

[E]

Do it natural, right?

[D]

And it's not quite the same. But I tell you what, what has helped more than anything else? Heinz, 50 cents.

[E]

That's your.

[D]

Put it on everything. I drink that stuff on everything.

[E]

Getting a feeling. This is a sponsor plug.

[D]

You ever had bloody berry?

[E]

Yes.

[D]

Made instead of tomato juice. Use highest 57. Highest 57. Vodka, little Tabasco sauce and a large maraschino olive.

[C]

Bubba, you guys, do you fly in or drive in?

[D]

No, I don't fly nothing.

[C]

Because they'll swap each other's horses around. These cowboys will fly in to different shows and use their buddies horses. And they Pay, I think, 10 or 20% of the winnings if they win on their horse. And that keeps them from having to drag a horse all over.

[D]

Yeah. No, I don't fly nowhere. You Remember back in 91, the helicopter crash that killed poor Stevie Ray Vaughan?

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Before it crashed, I fell out of it. I was on that helicopter. And I don't fly. I don't fly anywhere. I'll drive any. I can get anywhere in nine hours.

[C]

Did you fall out? Did you know it was going so you jumped?

[D]

I was drunk.

[C]

All right, I'm gonna grab Josh and Katie. Texas Josh. Good morning to 08F150 with 70,000 miles XL average. Rough or clean?

[B]

Clean.

[C]

Clean. Is it just a work truck with a black grill?

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

98. Couple thousand bucks. Two GS.

[B]

How many?

[C]

2,000.

[B]

2,000?

[C]

Yeah. Two, maybe three. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Let's take a look. And that goes for anybody. You can just go to give me the VI N. And that goes for you, Bubba. Boots. When you want to sell that high mileage diesel that you've been mething and running up and down the road in a Capri with a Capri camper on it, we'll buy that, too.

[D]

Yeah, I got that 89 Dodge.

[C]

89. 89.

[D]

Oh, that's a good year. That's for like, what does the Studebaker front end on it. This is a real Dodge, right? All right, like the Dodge brothers intended.

[C]

Okay, but you. You just go to givemetheven.com, put in your license plate or your VIN number, And even an 89 Dodge, within 60 seconds, you can have a number on your car. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is John Clay Wolf.

[E]

I'm J.D.

[C]

Ryan, and that's Bob, OJ, DJ Pre K. What's up with you, dog?

[G]

Oh, man, you know, just balling and stunting as usual, baby.

[C]

You've been hanging out at the rodeo.

[G]

Man, you know, looking for them bucking bronco girls.

[E]

The Buckle Bunnies.

[C]

Bucking bronco girls. We'll be back. Uno momento, por favor.

[A]

Oh, yeah, we're back. Back to the John Clay Wolf show presented by givemethevin.com. see call in 800, 800 radio.

[E]

Cross me again, and I will end you now.

[A]

John Clay Wolf.

[C]

Are you gonna watch the Super Bowl?

[D]

Yeah. Yeah.

[C]

I might not.

[E]

It's pure.

[D]

Pure revenge, man. Pure revenge.

[C]

I'm just tired. I don't know, kind of. I hear what Charlie's saying, though, that Brady and Belichick are so great. We wanted to, like, go worship the throne of them.

[F]

I mean, I'll say worship, but just enjoy it, you know, while we have it. Yeah, and you can root against them. That's always fun, too.

[E]

Yeah, most of the country is.

[F]

Yeah, but accept it.

[C]

I'm gonna put this meme up on the show page, and it's Turley. It says, dude number one. Oh, my God, I love the Patriots. Dude number two. Oh, my God, me, too. One minute later, it shows a picture of them. Here you go, Turley. This is you.

[F]

No, it's not me.

[C]

It shows two guys, like, making love.

[E]

Yes.

[C]

And I'm gonna put that. This. I'm gonna picture a picture of Mike Turley.

[F]

No, it's not my show, boy.

[D]

Remove tag.

[C]

Remove tag quickly. As you can tell, I'm really excited about the game, and I'm really falling into the. I love them, and I want to share the love with them. No, I don't. I'm so.

[D]

Eagles. Patriots last year.

[C]

Yeah, that was good, because the Eagles are full of hate. The Eagles are hating group of people. And they beat them. The bastards beat him. And there's not a better team in the world to beat the Patriots than the Eagles. And I hate The Eagles, too. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4.

[D]

You know, I don't want to wax problematic, but the last Super Bowl I really enjoyed was full of sugar berries. Okay.

[C]

Oh, God. Super Bowl. Do you have the ma' am clip?

[F]

Yes.

[C]

Because I'd like to hear that again. Not the long version, but the front of it.

[F]

I've got. I mean, just tell me when to.

[C]

Okay, so. Because I want to get into this Rams cheerleader thing. Let's do this real quick. Hold on. So we have the Rams cheerleader in the studio here, right? I don't even know your name, sir. Good morning.

[D]

Yeah, man, he's.

[C]

He's going to. Are you going to Atlanta, like, after the show to get. To get ready for the game?

[D]

Yeah, we're gonna hop on plane.

[E]

You are nothing like I would thought you would be at all. Yeah.

[D]

Land. What? What did you think?

[E]

I would just think you'd be a little more effeminate.

[C]

This is one of the new male Cheerleaders for the Los Angeles Rams. Congratulations for being a pioneer.

[E]

Hey, come on, a little more light on your.

[D]

Well, just cause we dance don't mean I ain't a man. You know. I'm from Coons Bay.

[E]

No, I. I had no idea where you're from at all. I just thought you'd be a little more like one of the cheerleaders. You don't look like a cheerleader. You're kind of a linebacker.

[D]

The thing is, they don't pay the cheerleader very good in the NFL. Nothing almost very well at all in the off season. I'm a lumberjack that I can see chopping trees and chasing tape.

[E]

You're going to be on the field.

[C]

So you are a male cheerleader in the NFL. What is your name?

[D]

Yeah, that's right.

[C]

And the first male cheerleader to go to the super bowl. And during the off season, you're at lumberjack.

[D]

That's right.

[C]

Okay. Are you excited about your big data?

[D]

I'll tell you what happened. My mama was a very artistic woman and sent me to tap dancing school right when I was eight.

[C]

Okay.

[D]

And they fanny and I can. Listen, I can dance. I dance like a mug. All right. You know, ain't no like. I mean, it's like footloose at my house all the time. Kevin Bacon can eat my drawer. I got you because I can dance.

[C]

What do you think about the gender roles that mean. Do people give you a hard time? Have you heard the clip? It's the man that's cross dressing as a woman at a GameStop.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

And. Yeah, they call her sir and she gets very upset. Does that ever happen to you?

[D]

No.

[C]

Hey, Turley, we play it for a Mr. No Name. I don't know your name, sir. You haven't said it. You say yeah, that's right.

[D]

Yeah, that's right.

[C]

Excuse me. It's ma'.

[B]

Am.

[C]

It is ma'.

[B]

Am.

[C]

You need to settle down and mind your business. Business. Okay, ma', am, once again, Ma'.

[B]

Am.

[D]

I said both of you.

[C]

No, you said sir.

[D]

Once again. It's ma'.

[C]

Am. I actually said both of you guys right beforehand. You said sir.

[F]

Sir.

[C]

Mother, take it outside. If you want to call me sir.

[E]

Again, I will show you sir.

[C]

So, do you feel for her? Him? Sheehy.

[D]

Well, anybody put in that situation, you know, I'm waiting for her to say it puts a lotion on their skin. You know, do that Buffalo Bob thing. It's like the Silence of the Sheep.

[E]

Silence of the Lambs.

[C]

Hang on. Yeah, that's right. I need to talk to Beverly Plano. 09 Lexus GX470 with 140,000 miles. Good morning, Beverly in Dallas, Texas.

[B]

Good morning.

[C]

Oh, yeah, that's right. How nice is your car?

[H]

It's excellent condition.

[C]

Was it new when you bought it?

[H]

I'm sorry, say that one more time.

[B]

Was it what?

[C]

Did you buy it new? Oh, okay. 09 GX470 with 140,000 miles in good shape. I think it's worth $8,000. No, I'm keeping it. Okay, well, I think if. I think I overbid it by 502,000. Seriously, Beverly, I sold one of these yesterday. Yesterday for eight. And so if I gave you eight, all I got again was eight. That means I'd be doing it for free or at a loss after my expenses. So I really feel like I'm hitting it right. Think about it, get some other opinions and then go to givemetheven.com after you realize I'm doing you right. Thank you.

[D]

That man had a high voice.

[E]

No, that was a woman.

[D]

I wasn't. How. You know, that's the thing. You don't know.

[E]

Yeah, I did.

[D]

But when the woman that, you know, that woman didn't look much like a woman.

[E]

You don't look anything like a cheerleader. I'm sorry.

[D]

At the Gamestop. But do you ever go in the game, stop and look around?

[E]

Yeah, what about it?

[D]

You know, I mean, that's a mixed batch of people down in there playing a sonic hedgehog. But you know, I played football before. Did you? Yeah, I had a football accident junior high school. Because those taps use it slippery.

[C]

Let me reset. We have one of the male cheerleaders of the LA Rams here in the studio. And what is your name again?

[D]

Yeah, that's right.

[C]

And he's getting on the plane after this. I suppose to go to Atlanta to perform tomorrow.

[D]

Yeah, it's going to be a big show. Y' all come on down there. Just turn on your television set, we'll.

[E]

Watch you on tv.

[D]

I can't wait to see you dancing like a mug.

[C]

Do you like. Are your significant. Are your personal relationships male or female?

[D]

Oh, yeah, yeah. I like those girls up in the Oregon girl. That many of them is taller than Oregon, but that's okay.

[C]

Do you hold them up in the air?

[D]

Yes.

[C]

Okay, that's.

[D]

That's the job. That's when you cutting trees all day, you know, you get a little bit of upper arm strength.

[E]

You are built.

[C]

Yeah, we appreciate you coming in. Yeah, that's right.

[E]

Yeah, that's right.

[D]

That's right.

[E]

We'll watch for you tomorrow.

[C]

I don't know if it'll. If he's got his name on the back of the jersey, but if he does, it'll be. Yeah, comma, that's right. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Hey, Bob, what was that driver's name that Uncle Roy has that he had a name like that. It wasn't. Yeah.

[F]

Can't Get Right.

[C]

Right. Still has them. It had a. So Uncle Roy has an employee that he. His name is Can't Get Right. Do you remember the story of how Can't Get Right was derived?

[F]

Every time Uncle Roy gives him instructions, he just can't get it right. Never, ever gets it right. So Uncle Roy. And he'll tell it to say, hey. Can't Get Right. Get over here. Can't Get Right.

[C]

It's cold as hell in Michigan.

[D]

It is.

[E]

A matter of fact, there's a place called Hell Michigan. Actually, it's about 50 miles west of Detroit. So a reporter. Of course, they send out the reporter. They don't like to do kind of a corny little report about how hell has frozen over. Talk to a bunch of local locals in a bar. Where else would you go to do a cute little story like this? And apparently, they're not sick of the jokes either. I am so going to hell to.

[C]

Find out how cold it is there today. I'm standing on one of the lakes in Hell. So, yeah, not only is it a cold day in hell, hell has frozen over. It's a brutal day in hell. It's colder than hell. Must be the Lions are in the super bowl because hell's froze over. Our WI FI password is Go to Hell.

[B]

So when people ask, what's your WI fi?

[C]

Go to Hell.

[D]

Never say when hell freezes over, because hell has froze over.

[C]

We love it down here. You know, we feel like we got our own little slice of hell. Stay warm, guys. Go to Hell.

[E]

You wonder why they would name a town Hell. Or. And maybe. I see. I was wondering about you. I was wondering if you had anything to do with this and if that's a special place you visit.

[D]

Yeah. You know, guys, I mean, I. I know you're. I know you're funny, guys.

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

I find that a little offensive.

[E]

You find one offensive?

[D]

Well, this.

[E]

Hell Michigan.

[D]

Hell Michigan.

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

Urban to Michigan.

[E]

Yeah. Yeah. Appropriately, it's.

[D]

It's nothing like hell, you know, Hell gets a bad rap.

[E]

No, I don't think so. Well, yeah, they Got lakes of fire gnashing your teeth.

[D]

No, no, that's. Yeah, that's. That's all propaganda. It's nothing like that. We actually. We actually got a new roller coaster just last year. It's a great time. Our concession prices are the lowest in the country. There's a lot. I mean, we got a lot. You know, there's a lot to give.

[E]

You are making hell sound like an amusement park.

[D]

We. We've got a replica Eiffel Tower that is twice the height of the one in Paris. There's a lot to see and do.

[E]

Very Vegas. Ish.

[D]

Yeah. In fact. In fact, you know the Gap?

[E]

Yeah, well, yeah, you know, go to the mall.

[D]

Go to the Gap. Right. The first Gap store. That I believe was in hell. That I believe. Yeah. Yeah.

[C]

We've asked, you know, when you have political ads or commentary, you have to have point, counterpoint the other side. So we've decided. Reverend Charles called me and he said, you've got Satan on your show a lot more than you have me.

[E]

Oh, that's true.

[C]

So we're gonna start having Charles come in when Satan's in so we can have them balance out a little bit. Charles, good morning.

[E]

Like they did on 60 Minutes, that.

[D]

Balance thing, Brother John, you know, and I don't want. You want to tell you how to do your little television show.

[E]

It's radio. It's radio.

[D]

DJ Ryan.

[C]

Yeah, that's right, J.D.

[D]

But you know, so when you talk to the Prince of Darkness live right there on whatever, Channel four, channel five, whatever you own, you know, you giving a point of view, that's dangerous to the children. Hell is not cool. Hell is not fly. It ain't ballin' like your boy Pre K would say.

[C]

Pre K. He was balling at the rodeo.

[D]

If they got eye for tower just so you can jump off into a pool of burning lava.

[E]

Now, do you know this for a fact?

[D]

With your eternal souls on fire.

[E]

How do you know this? You're reading it from the book, right?

[D]

Everybody know this.

[E]

No one knows.

[D]

You never see the Devil's Advocate with Al Pacino.

[C]

Yeah, it's a movie.

[D]

You know, It's a movie. That was sneaky. That was sneaky home.

[C]

He was sneaky in that movie.

[D]

You don't see it coming. Before you know it, he get a little something something off your woman. Oh, she gonna mental hospital. Cut her own throat. Piece of broken window. That's close to hell.

[E]

That's a movie.

[D]

That's bad.

[C]

That's real bad.

[D]

Children's Pray with me, huh?

[C]

Oh, here we go.

[D]

Lord, lord, please guide Mr. John Claywolf from substituting his own. What they call that when the boss man get, with the help, conflagration of his fluidity, besides the eternal darkness of damnation. Amen to this and be back for more righteous times on the John Clay Wolf Show. Next. You know the feeling. Every time you go on the Facebook or watch tv, something offends you. But now there's help. Introducing the Negative Assault Defense System, or nads. Once you have a set of nads, you'll be able to form your own opinion without having to get one from the Internet or from the News. And with NADs, people won't be able to hurt your feelings, even if they say something truly insensitive like f the environment, the President's nothing but a liar. Or even. Live from Dallas, Texas, it's Saturday morning. It's the John Clay Wolf show, starring John Clay Wolf with J.D. ryan, Michael Turley and Bobby Brown, and featuring DJ Pre K, Randy the Chipmunk, Rush Limbaugh and Satan, the Prince of Darkness. And now you, your host, John Clay Wolf.

[C]

Me? You need me?

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

It's you, Johnny Baba.

[C]

Go get me a coffee and a cigar. Good morning, everyone.

[D]

A sear.

[C]

Hi, Jamie.

[E]

Good morning, man.

[D]

What up?

[C]

Do you watch Saturday Night Live, Bobbo?

[D]

I do.

[C]

We were Saturday Night Live for a lot of people in the car. Saturday Morning Live. Been doing this for a long time, too.

[D]

Long time.

[C]

Long, long, long. It's been a long.

[E]

How many years, Jenny?

[C]

My son is 12, and he was born the summer we started. So 12.

[E]

12 years.

[C]

12 and a half. 12 and a half.

[E]

And are we getting.

[C]

And it's never become easy. The entire. Every step of this whole journey has been, no, no, boy, not no. But hell no. You can't do that. You can't do this. We're never going to let you do this. Do this. You're never gonna do it. It ain't gonna happen.

[E]

I've been in radio 40 years. I've never, ever seen anybody work as hard as you have worked to get this show where it is ever.

[B]

Ever.

[C]

It's now the show's like, just secondary because the damn company's got my hands so full.

[F]

Yeah, everybody's like, you buy cars and. And talk about guys, what.

[C]

We've got two worlds. We've got a radio show and we've got this company. Givethe vin.com. the company's got 100 employees, half a billion dollars in sales now. And. And the radio show is still us. Jack. Jack. I didn't say it. Jerk wads just hanging around. But the same old crew that's been doing it for a long time. Bobbo and I have been together since the days up in Wichita Falls, Texas. And Turley and I've been together since 10. 10 years. Yeah. Nine years.

[F]

Nine years.

[C]

And JD since seven years.

[E]

No, I started in pretty close 2011, 2010.

[C]

Really?

[F]

Just at the end.

[E]

The radio with CBS in 09.

[C]

Right. You got fired for Russ Martin being goofy.

[E]

I. Well, I didn't get fired, actually. I got paid for almost three years. I just didn't have to go on the radio.

[C]

But anyway, we. We've just added our largest affiliate. So now we're on in. You know, we're on in Vegas. We're on in California. Yeah. Houston. We've got, like, 28 affiliates. Obviously, ZPs are homesticked here in Dallas, but we've just added WB. Well, this one right here. Hang on. It's. No, no, forget it. I screwed it up. And WBIG up in Washington, D.C. here it is.

[D]

You're not saying it right, though, John.

[B]

Classic.

[A]

WBIG FM, Washington.

[B]

Big 100.3.

[C]

So that is actually a very large. That will be the largest station in our network, really. Larger than Dallas or Houston.

[D]

Wow.

[C]

The population up there is ridiculous. And that station's heritage. It's. It's a heritage station. And it bleeds into Baltimore. And there's just a lot of damn people up there.

[E]

Yeah. Now, is any of the content gonna have to change because we're going.

[C]

Those people are such a bunch of a. I don't know. Wait, wait, wait.

[F]

So we can do all our staples like White, Black, Latino and other.

[E]

And how about Rush?

[C]

Rush.

[E]

And, you know, we're in Washington, D.C.

[C]

Rush Limbaugh is here on the station with us right now.

[E]

You don't think this guy.

[C]

I need to make this announcement to Mr. Rush and get his two bits of our bad taste in Washington, D.C. rush, good morning.

[D]

I got. Top of the morning to you, John. Welcome to super bowl weekend. Welcome to Washington, D.C. not.

[F]

Not yet.

[D]

Listen, if you think they're touchy out on the West Coast.

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

Wait till you get a taste of the audience up in D.C. there's an. I don't want to. I don't want to seem snitty. Okay. But it's just a good thing that you're on Saturday morning, right?

[E]

Why?

[D]

Because if we become competitors on the radio, I'll destroy you. I forgot.

[E]

Oh, I forgot. Yeah.

[C]

I'll destroy.

[D]

And I. I don't think you're saying it right, and I'm not on the station, but I think they, they like you to pronounce it this way. Wbig.

[C]

That's how they do it.

[D]

Say it with wb.

[C]

Wbig. We've been working on this for a.

[D]

Long time, actually not over pronounced, but really accentuate the big.

[C]

And we were, we were going to go on DC101, right? Which is the old Howard Stern station, which is so famous because of that damn movie and Howard Stern. But when you really listen to the playlist, it's such heavy rock. I'm like, man, every time we do this, we screw up. But we went out to San Diego and hit on that heavy ass rock. If it's got corn in the playlist or debt, Five finger death punch with.

[D]

You all the way there, it just, it just depresses me.

[C]

It's hard.

[E]

Your death punch?

[F]

Yeah, it's not the type of serious.

[C]

I'm serious.

[E]

I get you.

[C]

It's a big tattoo crowd. It's a lot of miles, it's a lot of debt and some no money.

[D]

What the hell happened?

[C]

They'd love to sell you their car, but they can't afford to again and again and again. We ought to run a repo show on those stations.

[D]

You're not kidding, though. Rock and roll music has certainly changed over the years.

[C]

But look, hey, John, I've got a 13 Dodge Mega Cab with 212,000 miles on it. I owe $58,000 and the repo man's after me. Well, here's what you do.

[E]

They're about to hook it in about five minutes. What I do.

[C]

Rush, do you have any repo problems?

[D]

Never. Never. The hallmark of Republican philosophy is responsibility.

[C]

So the white, black, Latino or other bit that we do, we had to kill it for California, but we brought it back. They said okay after. Yeah.

[E]

Wow.

[C]

So, but what do you think about dc? Is it sensitive like California, or is it. I always thought east coast people were rougher and thicker skinned every.

[D]

Every four years for about six months. They get a little touchy out there.

[C]

On the beltway menstrual cycle.

[D]

My old friend. I used to, you know, Pat Buchanan said it best. He did, when he said, don't be in D.C. during an election year. It's horrendous.

[C]

Rush, you drunk pill head. Are the people's skin thicker or thinner than California?

[D]

No, they're fine. I don't know. Have you ever seen. There's an old TV show, All in the Family, right? That. That Archie Bunker, Right. They're all just like him.

[B]

Okay?

[C]

Just like him. I know how to talk to that guy. I'm the proverbial meathead myself.

[D]

Yeah, we've all got a meathead living with our daughter upstairs.

[C]

Eddie, good morning. You're on line one.

[B]

Hello.

[C]

Hi. What you got, sir? Good morning. From California.

[B]

California?

[C]

You said you're in California?

[B]

No, Fort Worth.

[C]

Oh, D.J. you missed it. All right, Eddie, go ahead. What have you got, you moron? Hi, Eddie.

[B]

13 Tahoe LTZ, 45,000 miles on it.

[C]

Yeah. Is it in California?

[B]

Have I been to California?

[E]

No.

[C]

Is the car in California?

[B]

No.

[C]

Okay. I just don't know why it said you were in California on the. On the header here. Okay. Anyway, 13 LTC with 45,000 miles. Four wheel drive, leather roof, nav average. Rough or clean?

[B]

Clean.

[C]

Do you want to sell it? Are you just shopping around?

[B]

Yes.

[C]

Oh, yes.

[B]

I went to Carmax, but I waited forever. So I said, heck for that.

[C]

So you don't have a number from them?

[B]

No.

[C]

Okay. Because our deal is if we don't beat your Carmax off, we'll send you a check for 100 bucks. Anyway, 13 is the old body style. The new body style started in 15. Everybody wants the new body style. But you have very good miles on yours. Is it a clean Carfax or does it have any accident history?

[B]

Not a scratch on it.

[C]

What color?

[B]

White.

[C]

White. 13, I think. 20. 20. 20, 20, 20, 20. 25, 6. 26 grand. That's a lot. Don't give me that close business. That's as much as a damn 15 is bringing right now with. With 70. I'm hitting this thing hard early. Yeah, 25, 26 is a lot. I'll do 26 if it's got a clean fact. Go to givemetheven.com. load it up. Bobbo, you're breathing loudly. Go to give me. Go to give me the vid. Just go to givemetheven.com and load it up. We'll buy the damn thing. Come get it. Let me stop this train wreck.

[D]

I mean, I didn't realize.

[C]

I mean, Bob, I've had sexual encounters that are less passionate. Less passionate than what I just heard you do.

[D]

I noticed me doing it too, when I'm mixing sound.

[C]

When I'm all alone. Yeah.

[D]

Let me tell you, I had like an ear infection, you know, a few weeks ago. And I'm still deaf on the right side.

[C]

Did you smoke for a long time?

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

I don't know if he's sleeping or pleasuring himself. DJ Prek. Good morning. Give us a call. 800-800-7234. Sticky, sticky. What was it? 800, 800 radio. 800, 800-7234. Louisiana, Arkansas, Texas, California, Nevada. And next week it will be Washington dc. Good morning. What is gonna suck and suck so bad? Dj, I haven't told you this yet. Oh, you're gonna have to get your white black ass out of bed an hour earlier. Oh, no. Oh no.

[G]

This is gonna be a problem.

[C]

And I know how you white black brothers are about getting up early. It you like to cat around late. So east coast obviously is an hour earlier later. And we're starting at 8am on the east Coast. We're going to be starting at 7am here. So you're going to have. Can you get up? Baba couldn't make it in time to get here at 8 today.

[D]

Well, that's. I mean, when, how many, how often am I late for anything?

[C]

Papa was talking to dj. Thank you. I was just making a factual point. I didn't look for a point. Counterpoint. Dj, can you get up, man?

[G]

It's gonna be tough, you know, I mean, you know, us brothers enjoy our sleep, but us brothers, if the money's right, yeah, I'll get up an hour earlier.

[C]

I just pay you in weed though, right?

[G]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, the good stuff.

[C]

And high in high top tennis shoes.

[G]

Yes, sir.

[C]

Let's grab this one. Good morning, you're on the air. How can I help you?

[B]

Yeah, I got a 07 GMC Sierra SLT.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

2500 HD with a Duramax.

[C]

Okay. How many miles?

[B]

Two 43, 1 1.

[C]

God Almighty. Oh, wait, wait. It's 112 and not 114. There's a difference in price. Hey, 250,000 miles. What city in Oklahoma do you live in?

[B]

No, I'm in, I'm in outside Dallas.

[C]

Okay. Texas, I think. It's, you know, it's right around 5,000 if it's nice.

[B]

What?

[C]

5,000? It's got quarter million miles on it. 5,800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. What year was my nephew's truck that we just bought? Was it a. That was an 07. That was an 05. We gave him 5,000. Lost money on it, actually. Gave him 5,500. You got the kinfolk discount. I got the hose. Isn't that just so typical? Can you ever do business with family and not take one in the shorts?

[F]

Because if you don't, then you're gonna hear.

[C]

And I didn't even talk to him about it. I just saw him bitching in our queue to our buyer. I was like, just give him 5,500 and shut him up so my dad doesn't call me. Because that's what's coming next. That's exactly what happened.

[E]

He's on the phone.

[C]

800-800-7234. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars on the radio.

[A]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[C]

I forgot about this song. Is this the merry Mary? Trim your bush, it's so damn hairy. Just. What?

[D]

What are you talking about?

[C]

That was Dice, man. Dude, Mary, Mary, quite contrary. Trim that.

[E]

There's a reason he's not on the radio.

[F]

I mean.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

What?

[E]

Nothing.

[C]

You're so sensitive.

[F]

Get it out of your system now, please.

[C]

Sensitive. So sensitive.

[E]

That's it. We're sensitive?

[C]

If you haven't listened to Andrew Dice Clay's nursery rhymes, you haven't lived a full life. DJ Pre K. Good morning. Everybody listening that wants to bid on their car. 800, 800. 7234 year make, model miles, average, rougher clean. 800, 800 radio. Or just go to givemetheven.com when I.

[D]

Say molly, you say boo.

[G]

Molly.

[D]

You are now about to witness the strength.

[E]

Yeah.

[G]

What's percolating, my peoples.

[C]

Coffee.

[G]

Yeah, that's what that is, man. Y' all ready for some white, black, Latino, other.

[C]

Always. Always. I live for this segment for show, man.

[G]

Let's get to it. I'm gonna read a news story and y' all can guess the ethnicity of the culprit. We all know dumbass has no race, so let's have some fun. So y' all heard the term hangry, right? It's a mix between hungry and angry. When you're so hungry that you can't have nobody talk to you till you get something to eat or else they might catch a fade. This week we got a woman in Florida, no surprise there, that took hangry to that next level. Our suspect was chilling at home with her fam bam when she busted out with hey, let's go outback steakhouse. But when her parents hit her with that classic you got outback steakhouse money line, she took it personal and lost her blooming mind. Our suspect started beating on the mama, screaming all through the house and flipping over tables and recliner chairs. So this had to be a big she hulk looking chick on a straight rampage. Now, what really got her in deep water was when she Yanked a huge decorative knife off the wall and charged at her father, yelling, I'll cut you for that sweet, sweet fried onion. But eventually Pops got the blade away from her and he called the cops to come get her. And she was arrested and charged with domestic and aggravated battery with a deadly weapon.

[C]

So. Okay, everybody, let's go out to eat. Where do you want to go? I want to go to Outback. You gonna pay for it? You ain't got enough money to pay for Outback. And then she goes to killing everybody. Pretty much. Didn't kill him, but tried to.

[G]

Yeah, didn't murder nobody.

[C]

Man, this is odd.

[F]

Any.

[C]

Any geographic reference. I'm a little stupid about it. Yeah. So is it black, white, Latino or other? Other is anything but black. White, Latino.

[E]

The loungers in the house.

[C]

Loungers, loungers. That sounds white.

[E]

Yeah, that's all I gotta say. I was gonna say white first of all. Outback and loungers.

[C]

But to be that angry, I mean that passionate. Sounds Hispanic.

[F]

And have a knife or a sword, decorative on your wall. I'm going.

[C]

That sounds Asian.

[F]

I'm going Asian.

[E]

You're going Asian?

[C]

Yes. Like if it a dojo. Like Kenny Powers dojo. Like a dojo. So what's your. Okay, everybody pick J.D.

[E]

I'M gonna go white.

[C]

I'm gonna go Hispanic.

[F]

I'm going Asian. Just. I. I have that feeling.

[C]

Bomb.

[D]

That sounds like an Italian American family to me. White plus Bob.

[C]

So Bob's got a very, very, very good observation. If I was laying bets on all this, I might lay my money on Bob. Okay, dj, what is it? Lay it on us.

[G]

Well, our culprit is Deanna Seltzer, a 28 year old Florida woman. You know us Caucasians love our Outback Steakhouse, baby. Now that's a knife.

[E]

That's it.

[C]

Okay, 800, 800. Seven, two, three, four. Good morning, you're on the air. Hello? It's you.

[B]

Good morning. Hi, how you doing?

[C]

Shoot.

[B]

Want to know about a car that I've got, but I probably need to give you the vin, huh?

[C]

Not on the air. It's too hard. Well, just tell me real quick what it is.

[B]

It's a 2000 SS package Z28 convertible, 6 speed LS1 meter.

[C]

How many miles?

[B]

50,000 miles.

[C]

2000 year old. What year?

[B]

2000 was the last one they made, actually, before they cut them off.

[C]

What color? 2000 old body style Camaro. SS? Does it have a. It's a convertible. It's got 50 on the clock average, Rougher, clean. And don't just Tell me. It's so clean. I mean be picky because we're getting into old ass car that's either worth a lot or not a lot. But worth a lot or not. On a scale of 1 to 10, how nice is it?

[B]

Let me get away from the radio here.

[C]

On a scale of 1 to 10.

[B]

Kind of breaking up on me.

[C]

Okay. On a scale of 1 to 10, how nice is it on 1 to 10? Yeah.

[B]

9.5.

[C]

So it's nice.

[B]

Slight aesthetic with the paint basically sitting for some time actually just on the boiler.

[C]

Okay, that, that, that's a problem. Can you hear me okay?

[B]

Yeah, I could. If, you know, if I actually send pictures.

[C]

Just go to givemetheven.com. i think it's a ten thousand dollar car. Ten thousand is what I'm thinking off the top of my head. Load it up into. Give me the vin.com. we'll get rolling. Okay. Okay, thanks. We've ordered this part. Is it in?

[F]

Yes, it's halfway installed right now.

[C]

It only cost $10,000 to fix. The. The audio between me and the listeners.

[F]

Should be good for the DC run next week.

[C]

Oh, good. Yeah, yeah. We've got a new affiliate, WBIG in Washington D.C. i don't believe that's how you say, number two station in the market. Standalone, huge.

[E]

It's gonna be fun.

[F]

And we'll have good phones.

[E]

So we're moving on up. Would you like George?

[C]

Yes. And New York is on deck. Oh, that'll be fun. Waxq. Do you remember, do you remember in the Sopranos, the station Tony used to listen to? No. Is that it? Still there?

[F]

Man, you were a fan to remember that station.

[C]

Shauna. Good morning. You're on the air.

[B]

Good Morning, John.

[C]

Hey, hey. 06 vet Z06 with 37. 0605 body change. 06. 37. How many? How many what? Color?

[B]

Blue.

[C]

Average. Rough or clean?

[B]

Clean.

[C]

Where are you calling from?

[B]

Las Vegas.

[C]

You say John like you know me. Have you been listening to us for a while? We've been. We've only. I think we've been on in Vegas for three months.

[B]

I just heard your ad.

[C]

Okay, well, do you listen to the show?

[B]

I'm sorry?

[C]

Do you listen to the show or is this the first time?

[B]

This is the first time I've listened to the show. I just have to be scanning through and heard you.

[C]

Good, good. Come rain, sleet or snow. Not some, not half, but all my cash. Oh, 6 vet if she don't, I'm gonna put my foot right in her. Oh, 6Z06 with 37. I think it's a 20. Grander, 22.

[B]

Carmax offered me 24. Five. I'm trying to get five. 25,000.

[C]

Okay. Take a picture of the. Of the car.

[E]

Makes offer.

[C]

Carmax offer, takes it to us. Text it to go to give me the vin.com. load it up. If we don't beat it, we'll send you a check for a hundred bucks. But we have an office right there on Sahara in Vegas across from Carmax. I'm not looking at anything. I'm just going off the top of my head. So if they saw it there, I'm sure. I always beat them on nice cars. Some of the junk they beat me on, the crazy high mileage. Trash. The trash cans. I don't chase the trash cans. Let them have them. But the nice cars, they're not gonna beat me. I guarantee if you got a Carmax offer letter in your hand for whatever you just said, and it's not a fake, I'm gonna beat him. No question.

[B]

Sounds Good.

[C]

Thank you. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is John Clay Wolf, and I buy cars in the air.

[A]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show.

[C]

President Trump on Friday announced the deal to temporarily reopen open the government for three weeks while negotiations continue over border security.

[A]

Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio.

[C]

Three weeks. We're basically treating our government like it's a trial period for a hulu subscription now.

[A]

John Clay Wolf.

[C]

Yeah, but he also said if I need to, I'm going to activate my military power or executive power. So, I mean, I don't think the fear of the government shutdown is real again. Yeah, we're gonna have Hannah the stripper come in in a moment and talk. She's prepping for the super.

[E]

Always a big time of year for her, man. They make so much money. They make more money than the rest of us do.

[C]

I can't believe she's still here. She should be there. Hey, speaking of, we need to start a like a charity called keep them off the pole. Keep them off the Pole.

[E]

A gofundme.

[C]

Yeah, the good kid. The girls, you know, we got to keep them off the pole. Dads, that's our pole. And a buddy of mine, Brad Wilson, just. I wanted to give a happy birthday shout out to his daughter Lily. She's 13, and we're gonna keep her off the pole. Hey, personal friends, when you've hit me on air with text Messages wanting shout outs to your kids. You better hang on.

[E]

That's what's gonna happen.

[F]

I will never, ever ask you to say happy birthday to my kid.

[B]

Wow.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

That was the Don in Oklahoma City. Good morning. You're on the air.

[E]

Dale Earnhardt, turn.

[C]

Don in Oklahoma City. Can you hear me? I guess. Hey, 08 Vet. Is it a Z06? Is it.

[B]

No, it's a base model.

[C]

Is it a stick or an automatic?

[B]

No, it's automatic.

[C]

What color?

[B]

It's jet stream blue.

[C]

Jet stream? Is that like Smurf blue? It's kind of a Smurf metallic. It's like. It's like Papa Smurf if he's slicked up, ready to go out with a little baby lotion on him.

[B]

Yeah, it is.

[C]

Okay. A little activator in his hair. A little soul glow. I love smurfs. I'm a 14 grand buyer.

[B]

What was that?

[C]

I think I'm a 14 grand. But wait, wait, wait. 13 grand buyer. What year did they change body styles? Wait a minute. Oh, seven. 97 to 04. 05 is that next body style. You have an 08. I'm a four. I think I'm a 14 grand buyer.

[B]

14 grand?

[C]

Yeah. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. We'll get her bought.

[D]

Hook me up.

[C]

Yeah, I did. Right here. Hannah. Good morning. Play the strip club music.

[D]

I am.

[C]

Hey, boys, what's going. Good morning. Good morning. What are you doing?

[E]

Don't you look nice?

[C]

My eyes are up here.

[E]

I see them. I see where they are.

[C]

They're just lovely. I got to live, aren't they? Why are you here? Are you such a media hoe that you would skip last night in Atlanta to work the clubs to be here on the radio?

[D]

Okay, there's a long story.

[C]

I'm flying that Spirit air.

[E]

Spirit air.

[C]

And because of the stupid shutdown.

[E]

Well, the shutdown's over.

[C]

My flight's been delayed. But I'll get there in time as a Super Bowl.

[E]

I think Spirit's using that as an excuse.

[C]

What do you mean?

[E]

I think they're lying to you.

[C]

Stop looking at my movie. Oh, my God.

[E]

It's really hard to.

[C]

Daddy.

[D]

You're so cute.

[C]

Oh, you're so cute.

[H]

Did you get a haircut?

[E]

I did. Thanks for noticing.

[C]

You don't look like a hippie anymore.

[E]

Oh, you're just precious.

[D]

You're fine.

[E]

You don't need to go to the Super Bowl.

[D]

You're so fine.

[E]

Stay here.

[H]

You want to go to Atlanta with me?

[E]

Yes.

[C]

I'M going to make a lot of money in Atlanta.

[E]

How much do you make in the Super Bowl? How much do you normally make at the Super Bowl? It blows me away every year when you tell me these numbers.

[C]

Last year, I made $31,000 in a weekend. I'm going to buy a new car. Atlanta at the Mercedes Benz bowl, right?

[E]

It's not that, but okay.

[C]

Their prices are so cheap. You get a beer for $5.

[D]

What?

[E]

Really?

[C]

Nachos for $4.

[E]

Nachos. I think that's your prices.

[C]

The strip clubs in Atlanta are gonna be full of dollars.

[E]

So you're gonna get on a plane here this afternoon and go, yeah, I'm.

[C]

Gonna get in Atlanta. I'm gonna have my bags all packed. You like my bags?

[E]

Those are very nice. Kind of blingy.

[C]

It is alligator.

[E]

Is that what that is? Rhinestones, I guess.

[C]

Yeah. And Mia and my friend Missy. Are you saving any of this money, Hannah?

[D]

No.

[E]

She doesn't save anything. She doesn't pay tax. I asked her one year, does she pay taxes?

[C]

I used to save my money, but I've got a house and a car and new shoes every day. I'm happy.

[E]

Oh, and you can make 31,000 in a week.

[C]

And are you ready?

[E]

Yeah. Boom.

[C]

Look at that. Perky.

[E]

Wow, those are very nice. There's no doubt.

[C]

Perky. Booby. Oh, God, you people. Let's clean this place. It's going to be a great Super Bowl. And I'll bet the Rams beat the Falcons, too. Thank you, Hannah. Thank you. Bye, boys.

[E]

See you, baby.

[C]

So what's the deal with Romo? You said Turley, there's a line in Vegas on how many calls pre calls he makes, correct?

[F]

Yeah. Yes. So there's the prop bets, all these crazy prop bets you can do out there, and one of them is actually how many times he's gonna actually predict a play.

[C]

He's predictable, right?

[F]

Oh, he's done. He's done great. And the over under is seven right now. I think I saw how many you think over under. Would you take the over under on that? Seven times he's gonna predict a play, correct?

[D]

I'd take the overman.

[F]

I think so, too.

[C]

Oh, he's gonna do it more than that. Yeah.

[F]

Oh, because. Well, not only just because he's smart, but he studies, Brady. He.

[C]

That's what.

[F]

That's like his.

[C]

It's. His nemesis has ruined his life. It's the reason that he's in the broadcast booth and not on the field, pretty much.

[F]

And so he knows that type of offense. He knows everything about him. So he's gonna. Especially when they're on offense. That's where the predictions come.

[E]

Somebody asked him if he'd be a head coach at some point. He goes, you know, oh, it's coming, it's coming.

[F]

Well, think about it.

[C]

Do you think that's the.

[F]

Do you. Oh, yeah.

[C]

What's the over under on Tony Romo becoming head coach?

[E]

Oh, Cowboys.

[C]

You're just saying how many years. So it happens.

[F]

Yes.

[C]

So it's indefinite.

[F]

Yes. Here's why.

[C]

Okay. Because Jerry's in love with him.

[F]

Well, that. But this is the biggest thing you can do in broadcast cast is the Super Bowl.

[E]

Oh, God, yes.

[F]

So he's going to have that done.

[C]

Right.

[E]

Wow.

[F]

What else does he have left?

[C]

He didn't make the golf tour. Right. Tried that. Romerio Romo is dead. He's a driver for giving me the vin. Come on in.

[E]

Come on in, man.

[C]

Tony Romo's dad. Good morning.

[D]

Buenos dias.

[E]

I can't believe you're not in Atlanta.

[D]

You're sorry, mister? No, I could not go.

[E]

You couldn't go?

[D]

No, I had to pick up an Impala in Austin.

[E]

Forgive me. The vignette.

[C]

Austin, Texas, not Austin.

[D]

I love to drive to Austin. Okay. Pick up the Impala. I'll be back. I'll be back in time for the game if you want to come over.

[E]

I'd love to.

[D]

Camilla Jubakovsky is making borscht. It's going to be a be a nice. A very nice time.

[E]

I just remembered I had plans.

[D]

You know my son, the former quarterback.

[E]

We all know your son.

[D]

Number nine of the Vaqueros of Dallas, Tony Romo. He's calling the super bowl tomorrow.

[E]

We're kind of excited about it.

[D]

It's going to be a big time. You don't joke when you talk about the way he studies. Studies The Tom o'. Brady.

[E]

He studies Tom Bradley because the Brady.

[D]

Is the essential American quarterback. Tony hate him.

[E]

He hates him.

[D]

He hate him, but not in a bad way.

[C]

When Tony was a young boy, did he look up to Tom Brady?

[D]

He's still about 3 or 4 inches taller than Antonio. So he still look up to him when they are together, which is not very often.

[E]

I don't think that's what he meant.

[D]

But again, you know, during the press conference this week, Tom o', Brady, he looked sideways at Tony. Why? He talked about the dynasty. And the actor says, what is your pick for the game?

[E]

Yes.

[D]

Now, when you are the caller, the number one sports caller for the CBS Sports Football.

[E]

Right.

[D]

You don't just supposed to predict a winner.

[E]

No problem.

[D]

He predict a score and he says the 28.

[E]

28 to 20.

[D]

And Quattro Anton Brady look at him sideways and Antonio take the big pin from his pocket and shoot it like a dart.

[B]

Really?

[D]

He almost get him in the eye. So this is. This is a little. A little bit of depression. You know, the tension. The tension between Tomo Brady and my son Antonio. This will continue when Antonio take over as head of coach of the the New England Patriots.

[C]

Oh, what?

[D]

Oh, what? They have already talked to him.

[C]

Hang on. This is serious insider information from Tony Romo's father. You're saying that he's being interviewed to replace Bill Belichick.

[D]

There have been talk of this because Bill Belichick and many people do not know this. He drinks the vodka. Is he a Russian so heavily in the morning.

[E]

I don't think this is true.

[D]

And they have intercepted emails from Vladimir Putin to the bilibili jacket. This is true. This is true. And back in the day, and I believe the day was a Saturday, Coach Bill Parcells, the tuna fish. Say that to Billy. Check it. You know, you should leave those Russians alone.

[E]

I don't think that any of this happened.

[D]

Yes, no. And by the way, but the. The tuna fish is coming to the house for the super bowl tomorrow. He loves divorced and Jamila Cooper cops. He make it better than anybody.

[E]

I can't wait.

[C]

Thank you.

[D]

Don't forget to bring your own bottle.

[C]

Your own vodka.

[D]

BYO bottle.

[C]

Thank you. Go get that in. Paul in Austin. George, Dallas. 16 Mustang GT350. Is it R?

[B]

No, it's not an R, guys.

[D]

Okay.

[C]

It's mid to upper 30s. I've got some questions. Navigation. Does it have the technology package which is also nav. Dual power seats. Does it have the track package?

[B]

No track pack. It does have the sync 3, which is a nav.

[C]

And all the technology stuff does have dual power seats. Power seats on both sides because that's kind of an identifier for that package in. All right, so with nav, I'm a. I'm a. I'm. I'm a 38. 38. 5, maybe 39 gram guy. Okay. And we can. Do you have a payoff on it?

[B]

I'm sorry?

[C]

Do you have a payoff on it?

[B]

I do have a payoff, but I came in with a big down payment and what I've been trying to do is use it as a trade in for the new GT500. But dealership wanted 50,000 over invoice I.

[C]

Said, you know what?

[B]

I'll just go for a Porsche for that money.

[C]

I hate 9 11s. Have you seen the new Porsche that just rolled out this week? All the Porsche dealers are out in Phoenix driving them this weekend to learn about the product. And they're beautiful. I love 911. That's the best damn car. Every time, it's so desirable. Everybody likes them. They sell so well. And every time we get one, it's just. They're like, we overpay for 911s. We have a very good market for them. Okay? They all leak. They all have an oil leak. Those older ones in the air like a night. I bought a 97 like granddad. I bought a 97 off of a guy you remember. That was the last body style of the993 last year of the air cooled, had 12,000 miles original miles on it. He was asking MSRP sticker price. He bought it new when he was like 28 years old. He sold a tech company, made a bunch of money. He's had this car sitting in his garage. 12,000 original miles. And I paid MSRP for it, and we still made it work. And I couldn't believe it, but I just love. I love Porsches. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Kelly in Louisville. I see on the line there, if you'll go to givemetheven.com and just put in your license plate number or your vin number, load it up, the system will automatically bid it, and a buyer will contact you via email and negotiate the workout. Know what it takes to buy these cars, guys? We get more bought when the computer system hits them. But, you know, there's variables. I mean, does it look better than the other one? Does it look worse than the other one? A computer still can't buy a car. All right, we'll be right back.

[G]

It ain't on me. It's in.

[A]

Broadcasting live from the wolf radio studios, it's time for the John clay wolf show with John Clay wolf. Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio.

[C]

You got to give a brother credit when the brothers do some credit.

[E]

A man can dream.

[A]

Now, John clay wolf.

[C]

I got a specs liquor card. Gift card for 100. Yes. And I was thinking about our audience. Can you imagine how many people will call in if we did? Like a game we're giving them.

[E]

Can you even do that? I guess you can give away anything.

[C]

Lewis.

[F]

18 and up. 21 and up.

[D]

Sorry.

[C]

2114. Lexus GX 400. 70. 460. I'm guessing 460. Okay. He just wrote down GX4. Is it a luxury or the base?

[B]

It's fully loaded.

[C]

Fully loaded. So it's a Lux pack. Okay. And how many miles?

[B]

It's between 60 and 65. To be completely honest, I don't have it sitting right here in front of me.

[C]

It's 27, 28, 29 G's is the money on it right, with the 60 and it's not in the 50s on a 14. There's a lot of those off lease a ton. And they're really not bringing what we call MMR, which is the auction average. Put me down for 28 grand. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up and we'll get it bought. Let's go. Here's another one from Margaret. Margaret, good morning.

[B]

Good morning.

[C]

What on this? Dually a 15F 350. Dually 58,000 miles. Which trim level is it?

[B]

Well, it's loaded, it's leather and it's got everything in it. The moonroof, the backside window, the rear camera, heated and cooled seats.

[C]

Is it a lariat or a King ranch or a platinum?

[B]

It's not a King ranch and it's not a platinum, so I'm guessing it's a lariat.

[C]

Most of them are. It's a 15 good miles. Has there been an accident?

[B]

No, it's just used to haul the horses. Usually that's pretty much all it's driven for.

[C]

Are you getting out of the horse business or are you just gonna get a new one? Kind of looking at a new one. I'm a $37,000 buyer, I believe. Okay, go to give me the vin.com and load it up and we'll do an in and out with your dealership or anybody else's. This listening out there. If you have a dealership that you want to do the in and out on the tax credits, we'll do that as well. Always was kind of a wide stance gap. 800, 800. Doesn't like WBLO. I don't know what WBLO is. DJ 8008007 234. What's WBLO blo? No, Hunter, the note in the call thing says doesn't. Oh, oh, oh.

[E]

Now we get it.

[C]

We'll put him on hold. Let's talk to him. Good morning, Hunter.

[B]

Good morning.

[C]

Are you ascended? Are you calling with offended? Offended feelings?

[B]

I'm sorry.

[C]

Say one more time what you called in. You're on the air. What you got.

[B]

Oh, cool. I heard y' all just playing a guess which race committed that crime. Does that not seem like a blatant exercise in racism to y'? All?

[C]

No, no, it's actually, it's actually making fun of it. It's actually making fun of the stereotype silliness of Snowflake. We're all people. We're all normal. A Hispanic woman runs my company. An African American 65 year old man, hell, he might be 68, is in charge of our transport division. I just gave. I mean, I can go on and on and on. I'm the most non racial person in the world or. But I do find humor in all the silliness.

[B]

Right, but I mean, y' all see how people could hear that and, and, and think it's okay to be racist based off of what you were saying?

[C]

Well then, then you're too influential and you need a therapy. You need to go see it shrink and take, get some skin and grow up. Perfect.

[E]

It was a perfect. That was a perfect exchange. You explained it completely and he said yeah, but it went right on to his path. It was so perfect.

[C]

Well, it's just differences in opinion and that's what makes the world interesting.

[F]

People that see that or think of that, to me are kind of racist.

[E]

That's more racist than we were being, right?

[C]

I'm not. I'm so not. My God, so not.

[F]

You're just a Texan.

[C]

He's not a hater. He's a Texan. He's the accidental racist. No, what's true is when people are talking amongst friends that they trust, then they're free with their thoughts. And in every category of human race, I hear it, that the different races taught me. It's been going on with the Italians and the Irish since the 40s. My Italian stepfather, you know, Connecticut, I used to listen to his banter with these guys. I'm like, y' all sound like this group and this group in Texas. And then it's all the same. Everybody's chill out.

[E]

Most people get it. Most people get it.

[C]

Back off. And I tell you something else. This wall and all this fighting and all this craziness with Trump, it ain't about a wall. No, it's not about a wall. It's about, it's about power.

[E]

Power, Exactly.

[C]

It's about power. It's so far off the wall. The walls have been built for years and years. San Diego. Bigger, Larger. Larger, larger. That's a massive wall down there on the Tijuana border. There's walls all over Our border.

[E]

We've been talking about this for literally 20 years. In the early 2000s, there was a senator that went down to the wall. Not the wall, excuse me, the border. And came across with a mariachi band and an elephant just to prove how open it was. And that was literally in 2003.

[D]

So there's nothing before 9 11. We vacationed in Big Ben in 1999. And you could. I literally gave a guy $7 to put me and my kids and my old lady in his rowboat and row us across. And we walked to Boquillas del Carmen, Mexico. There's no immigration office there.

[C]

There's. I think that that was a very racist statement to only pay him $7.

[E]

Right?

[F]

Yeah.

[C]

Hey, good morning. You're on the air. Hank. Hank. Ford Lightning 99, Ford Lightning 63, 000 mile, two wheel drive, average rougher, clean, clean, clean. Does it have any aftermarket mods?

[B]

Too many to list. I mean, that's sitting at 550 horsepower, rear wheel.

[C]

And that's too bad because the ones that are really bringing the money or the unmolested, pure. I'm not saying it's a bad truck, but. But. And that goes for everybody. Everybody. With these classic, neat hot rod cars. The more stock they are, the more unchanged they are, the more they're worth. When you start spending money making and personalized, you bring the value down against the purest market. It's 10, 11, 12, maybe 13,000. And I'm sure you've got more than that.

[B]

I would do it, but I can't do it the way it is right now.

[C]

But I'd still like to look. You know, we do this real quick on the radio when I'm off the air and I can look at pictures and think a little slower. Most of the time my instincts are correct, but sometimes they're wrong. So go to givemetheven.com and load it up if you want to sell it. If you just want to talk about it. We bid so many cars. We'd rather. We'd really like to deal with people that are serious about selling because we're serious about buying. Send me some nudes. Okay. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio mike. A 16 Peterbilt with 300,000 miles. What is it, a 379? Yes, sir.

[B]

It is a flat top, long nose on the front. Got two lot lizards in a sleeper for JD.

[E]

Just to be different. I'll go black.

[C]

I know. I know what a. What a Pete is, but that rig Actually probably worth about 27,000.

[F]

What?

[C]

Yeah, I bought. Sold those big trucks, too. Okie dokie, what's next, ladies and gentlemen? Steelers wide receiver tired of the drama. What's that about? Turley?

[F]

Yeah. So you know the whole connection with Antonio Brown, he's.

[C]

No, I don't.

[F]

Okay, you don't know the story. Anyway, he's one of the best receivers.

[C]

In the NFL and I'm a football fan.

[F]

And he had a little tantrum and left practice. Then this is right before their big game. They needed to win to make the playoffs. Well, now all these other Steelers are coming out and saying, hey, yeah, let's cut the drama and stop the diva stuff.

[E]

What's the conversation, though?

[C]

Because the Steelers, we don't usually associate that franchise with drama. And a lot of it this season wasn't about the play. It was about all the drama. What are you guys saying now in the locker room to rectify that coming back next season?

[E]

I think everyone just needs to stop being divas. I think we need to stop being.

[C]

The Kardashians and just play ball.

[F]

Amen.

[D]

Are you including yourself when you say.

[C]

We need to stop being divas? Who needs to stop being. I'm from South California.

[D]

I did go to usc.

[C]

But being in that locker room, I've learned a lot. And because you don't seem like a diva to me. So who's the divas?

[E]

I've learned a lot. I've learned a lot in that locker room.

[C]

And I know that I would never want to be the problem to any franchise.

[F]

That's Juju Smith Schuster saying that, you know, I'm not. I'm not the diva.

[C]

It's.

[F]

And when you got problems like that, sure, you got to get rid of that problem. And he'll probably be traded. Antonio Brown.

[C]

So, hey, here's a story that's close to home. Since my kid is addicted to video games. It's a server outrage. Server computer server outrage interrupts thousands playing Fortnite.

[F]

I believe. J.D. you have that story, correct?

[E]

I believe we actually do have that story. Let me look here.

[D]

Yes.

[E]

Monday night, gamers playing Fortnite reported login issues. The Epic Games public status page listed as a major outage, saying, quote, now we're aware that players are experiencing issues. Everybody calm down. We're currently see these kids freaking out.

[C]

Kids and adults alike.

[E]

We are currently working on a resolution. And we'll keep you updated. Fortnite players Lispy Jimmy was already has 6 million subscribers on YouTube posted this desperate plea.

[C]

Yo, I need to Know, in the chat right now, if this is happening for you guys and dudes, right now, it looks like Fortnite's being attacked. Literally. There are major outages all over the world right now. Fortnite is not live for anyone, dude. And everyone's saying that they may be hacked, which I'm not sure exactly. I want to look into it now, but there's some bad outages right now going on on Fortnite, and literally there's so many people that can't play. Oh, my God. It's bad, dude. Like, it's out for everyone. It's happening to me, too. Yeah, bro. It looks like it's happening to a lot of people. I'll try to get an online right now, but the servers are down, literally for almost everybody.

[F]

He was getting sweaty right there. He was sweating because he's a Try hard, that's all for those Fortnite fans out there.

[E]

Oh, is that what that is?

[F]

Yeah, that's what they call when somebody's getting really amped up and really into something. They're sweaty.

[E]

Sweaty. Yeah.

[C]

Hey, I forgot to put the plug in. @gimmetheven.com we also buy motorcycles and RVs.

[E]

Gotcha.

[D]

You know what's. What's priceless?

[E]

No. Video games.

[F]

No, not Fortnite.

[D]

Our buyer. Hoot.

[F]

Yes.

[D]

Ask Hoot to describe to you what Fortnite is.

[F]

He is the oldest Fortnite player on record. Yes.

[D]

Yes.

[F]

Record on record.

[C]

He is the oldest at a whopping 46. He's right there with him. Elbows up.

[E]

What is. Is Fortnite like a Morgan game? I don't have to declare.

[B]

We should.

[F]

We should get first person game. That's.

[C]

It's.

[F]

It's not bloody or anything like that.

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

Okay.

[D]

We should get Hoot to come up and tell us exactly what it is, because I didn't know anything about Fortnite. Now I do, because who'd explained it to him?

[F]

It would be great because he is the literally the oldest Fortnite player out there. For hearing it from him, he might be able to relate to some of us.

[E]

Grown man goes home and plays this. Seriously?

[F]

Yes.

[C]

Hey, man, video games are fun.

[F]

It's relaxing, too.

[C]

I did it a lot in my 30s. No, 20s. 30s.

[F]

I'll play some madness. It's relaxing. It's escapism.

[C]

My kids won't play the sports games. If they'd get into it, I'd be right there with them. They want me to spend more quality time with them. I'd do that. Let's do something I want to do.

[F]

Start playing it. You start playing. And they'll. They'll come.

[D]

I have.

[C]

And they're like, hey, man, can we get off the Xbox? We're gonna play something else.

[D]

And they'll get better at it.

[C]

I'm like, beat you every time, man. They're no good at sports. And. And, you know, he wants to be a pro. He wants to be a pro football player. I'm. So here's a good way to learn the game.

[D]

Sure.

[C]

If you're going to be a pro football player, first thing you need to do is learn how to play football. We'll be right back after these words.

[A]

We now return to the John Clay Wolf Show.

[C]

Just like trailer parks without wheels.

[G]

They paid me in weed. In studio time.

[A]

Call in 800-800-RADIO TIME.

[C]

DJ, you, you have been working on your. Your art form lately. How's it coming? Did you just drop a new album?

[G]

I've been working on a new album, man. Yeah. So I'm. I'm hoping I can release it down in the summer, you know, maybe get.

[C]

Some promo on the show.

[G]

You feel me?

[C]

Where do you get your studio time?

[G]

I go out to these cats up in Northside, man. Shout out to my boy T Ride and Snoopy Malone of Fremont's music. They got a dope studio, so.

[C]

Yeah.

[G]

Any aspiring rappers out there, holl at your boy, man.

[C]

And where can they get a sample of your. Of your hits?

[G]

I'm kind of keeping it close to the belt right now, but if you add me on Facebook, I'll. I'll break you off a little piece, man.

[C]

Look me up.

[G]

P, R E space K A Y.

[C]

Pre K. Got it, got it, got it. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Paul and Grove says Saints got robbed. Rams are going to win. All right, I hear you, James. In San Antonio, a 12F 250 XLT with 75,000 miles. Now, it's an extended cab, not a crew, correct? Yeah.

[B]

Yes, sir.

[C]

It's cloth. Is it a long bed or a short?

[B]

Long bed.

[C]

Off the top.

[B]

Here's the deal with the truck. Okay, here's the deal. My ex wife. My ex wife gave birth in the truck and it smelled like onion. That's the reason why I gotta get rid of it.

[C]

All right, do me a favor. Just load that one into the website and we'll go from there.

[F]

Make sure in the comments says, smells like onions. That's just somebody doing a bit. It's funny, though.

[C]

It is funny. Bob and Seminole 11 Chrysler 200 convertible with 91,000 miles. Leather nav. 3,000. Maybe four. Probably three. You there?

[B]

Hello?

[C]

Yeah. An 11 Chrysler 200 convertible with 91 leather nav. It's three to four grand.

[E]

Is it?

[C]

Yep. Go to givemetheven.com loader up Curtis in Midland. 93 Cadillac with 123,000 miles. I'm going to take the old El Paso package on that if you don't mind. Hello? Hi. I'm. I'm not a buyer on a 93 Cadillac with 123 at this time.

[B]

I have a 56 3/4 ton Chevy with a 3600 series.

[C]

I'll look at that one. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. But that Cadillac just put a $500 buy it now on it and park it up by the liquor store and you'll get rid of it quick. 800. 817. Like that. I'm here to make you laugh. You do a good job.

[E]

That's my job. Today is just. Just been beautiful.

[C]

Randy the chipmunk. Oh, Randy the habitual gambler.

[E]

I can't wait to hear what he.

[C]

Thinks from the animal kingdom.

[E]

The big Super Bowl.

[H]

Hey, guys. What's going on? Morning super bowl weekends here. Super bowl weekends here.

[C]

What's he saying?

[E]

Super bowl weekend's here.

[H]

It's gonna be great time, man. I love the pageantry and the commercials and a good old football game. And I'm gonna rob my uncle's scooter blind.

[E]

Are you really? What do you bet on? All right, relax.

[H]

Hey, I lose the Rams. I love the Rams for this game, man.

[E]

I think the Rams are gonna win.

[C]

I can't hear him.

[H]

Yeah, I know, I know. I'm going kind of against the grain on this thing, okay?

[E]

Going against the grain.

[H]

Yeah.

[C]

I need to get a special chipmunk mike.

[H]

Everybody say Patriots. He's gonna be the Patriots.

[E]

Yeah. Patriots.

[H]

Patriots gonna win.

[E]

Oh, sure.

[H]

Tom Brady's gonna win those Super Bowls.

[C]

Nope.

[H]

No. I'm taking the five to one man. Rams. Rams by seven. Rams by seven. Yeah. 35, 28 game. You are. It's gonna be sensitive.

[E]

Pardon the pun, but that's kind of out on a limb.

[H]

Jared Goff's gonna rush in two touchdowns all by his damn self. All the receiver. Robert Woods. Robert was gonna have a 120 yard game. Two touchdowns. It's gonna be huge.

[E]

You are hyper, man. Are you on crack or something? I know. Come on, calm down.

[F]

That's very specific by a chipmunk.

[H]

I'm gonna drink Miller Light, smoke a big hooter, watch the Rams destroy the Patriot.

[C]

You heard it here first.

[H]

It'll be awesome, man.

[C]

Hey, who needs Colin cow herder Dan Patrick when you've got Randy the chipmunk setting the line.

[D]

Right.

[H]

Damn right. I may be a little high, but you want to bet with me? Come on.

[C]

Thank you, randy.

[H]

Put a five spot on.

[E]

I'll give you five bucks.

[C]

Audi S4. I like S4. 800-800-7-22-3,4. You can call in and get a bit on your car. We would like to talk to people want to sell them, not just thinking about it. Negotiate live deals.

[B]

Yes.

[C]

This, this airline passenger meltdown. You got it on the list here is great.

[E]

Everybody has sat in the center seat. You know, you got, you show up late and you sit in the center seat. And it's never fun. Everybody's fat these days. But this lady was just over the top rude. She had a meltdown because she had to sit between two rather big people. The unidentified woman.

[C]

That's racist.

[E]

Was talking. Well, in this case, it kind of was the unidentified woman while talking on her cell phone prior to takeoff. So she's on the phone talking to somebody else, going, I'm sitting next to these really, like, we can't hear you, lady. The outburst was captured and shared online by Norma Rogers, who was traveling with the other passenger, her friend Mac. You want to hear the audio?

[C]

Oh, my goodness. I don't know how I'm gonna do this the next four hours. This is just impossible because they're squishing me, like, freaking. It's just unbelievable. Yeah, me too.

[B]

I'm, I'm stuck.

[C]

But at least they'll keep you warm. You're so fat. You're going to keep me warm?

[E]

Yeah. There are fat people on either side of her. She's talking on the phone to her friend, explaining how uncomfortable she is.

[C]

I, I, I can't breathe, so I can't breathe. Squished.

[E]

Well, I eat.

[C]

I eat salad.

[E]

I eat salads.

[C]

She is one. Find her another seat.

[B]

Because I will not be verbally abused.

[D]

By this or anybody else. I will not be verbally abused by anybody.

[C]

I'm not tolerating it. I, I can't, I can't sit here because it's both so big. I'm left and right. I can't, I can't even stand.

[H]

Sit here.

[D]

Wow.

[E]

So the woman eventually was removed from the flight, and they let her, the lady, this bitching fly.

[D]

The next day when she got up, when they started to Move the other passengers. How dare you.

[E]

First of all, everybody's been uncomfortable on an airplane. Shut up. But don't make other people feel miserable. Heavy people know they're overweight. God almighty.

[F]

I mean, there's a nice way to say, hey, you know what?

[E]

There's a nice way to call the flight attendant and go, Can I ask you a quick question? Hey, is there any other plant seats? Yeah.

[F]

Without having to say, hey, these two fat people next to me.

[E]

I eat salads. Yeah, you're gonna eat a salad with those broken?

[C]

Just because it says all you can eat does not mean eat all you can, Mike. An 04 Audi S4 with 87,000 miles average. Rough or clean?

[B]

Pristine.

[C]

Pristine. Is it a wagon or sedan or convertible?

[B]

Four door sedan, triple black, three grand. Okay, good.

[E]

Thank you.

[C]

Triple black. Triple black. Triple black would mean convertible, black top, black guts, black exterior. So it's a double black. An 06 Benz with 52,000 miles. SL 600. Tommy, I like the miles. I have a lot of questions. Do you mind loading it in to give me the VIN real quick so we can work on it after the show?

[B]

Sure.

[C]

Thanks. Be right back. You're everlasting summer. You can see it fading fast. So you grab a piece of something that you think is gonna last.

[D]

Following his most recent divorce, he's found that his wedding picture makes the best headshot for his online dating profile. He's now on the watch list at Petco because word is out that it's more fun watching his pet boa devour a parakeet than a white mouse. Here's Squawky Squawky. He's been taking an online tech course to figure out a way to tip waitresses, bartenders and strippers with bitcoin. He is the world's biggest son of a bitch. Hey, Mr. Man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine.

[E]

A natty like tall boys.

[D]

Yeah, buddy.

[A]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show.

[B]

We're still hung over.

[C]

Yeah, we. We serve the drinking crowd. There is no question, there is no maybe about this.

[A]

Call them toll free. 1, 800, 800 radio.

[C]

We have half a million listeners. Can you believe that? J.D. yes, we have half a million million listeners every Saturday morning. And I think that 127,000 of them would blow over a point one during the program. Yes, at 300,000 would blow over point one the night before.

[A]

This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[C]

That's not very nice thing to say about our wonderful audience. Walter, you got a High mileage, accurate with a $26 on the mile. Leather roof nav 2012 TL. Does it have navigation?

[B]

Hello.

[C]

Does your Acura have navigation?

[B]

Yes.

[C]

Average, rougher, clean.

[B]

I would say between rough and average.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Damage on this on the side, five grand. Five grand.

[C]

How much does it take to fix it?

[B]

Well, I used to do recon. I would say if you have a recon.

[C]

Of course we have a recon. We do 500 cars a week. I mean, come on now.

[B]

Okay. Well, I would say with 600 bucks, you can make it clean.

[C]

Where do you live? In Houston.

[B]

Houston? Yes.

[C]

I need some recon people.

[E]

Never trust a man from Houston.

[C]

Speaking of, go to givemetheven.com. anyone listening in the Dallas Fort Worth area? We're gonna hire some more buyers for the office. The office. The headquarters is in Fort Worth, Texas. No, you cannot work from home. No, I don't have an office in Dallas for you. But if you want to work in Fort Worth, Texas, and join our crew, we're going to go to givemetheven.com and click jobs. I believe we're going to. We're adding new market in Washington, D.C. i expect our customer counts to go up 25%. So we're going to need more people. And there was something else we needed. I forgot. But Anyway, I think five grand. Go to. Give me the VIN dot com. Load it up. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Samuel Jackson has one of the most distinctive voices in showbiz history.

[D]

Yeah, absolutely.

[C]

He. You have your special bedtime story.

[D]

Yeah, there's something they're doing on. Do you watch the Ellen DeGeneres Show, Alan?

[C]

Yeah, a little bit. I had a friend's son on there the other day.

[D]

Really?

[C]

Yeah. I did not know that. Doing hearing aid. Hearing aids for underprivileged. So he. He's not deaf, but he wears hearing aids. And he. He started to go fund me. His name's Braden Baker, and he started to go fund me.

[D]

I've seen that guy.

[E]

That's cool.

[C]

Yeah. Oh, it's one of my best friend's sons.

[D]

She has a feature where her celebrity guests come on and read a silly children's bedtime story, you know, in form. And usually they're pretty lame, but Samuel Jackson did one this week, and I thought it was really cool.

[C]

The Porcupine's Mommy by Samuel L. Jackson. The little baby porcupine could not find her mommy, so she went to the forest to find her. First she came to the mommy skunk. She smelled like a mother, but she was not her mother. Then she came to the mommy frog. She jumped like a mother, but she.

[D]

Was not her mother.

[C]

Finally she, she found her mommy porcupine.

[D]

She jumped into her arms and gave.

[C]

Her a big hug and it hurt like a mother. That was on Ellen.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

So they bleeped that out.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

And that was cool for network tv, I guess. Okay. I just want to make sure I know where the lines are in this broadcast stuff.

[F]

They're very blurred.

[C]

Rodeo Song earlier with the bleeps is okay.

[F]

Well, it was because there's. Well, I mean, one bleep's okay, but when you have like 30.

[E]

Yeah, mostly. Maybe you've changed.

[C]

Well, I'm just trying to learn all this. Figure it out. I've been doing it a few years now, but never stop learning. Never stop learning.

[E]

There you go.

[C]

800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. So my wife, she's like, honey, how old were you the first time? She's from, she's from Denmark and Turley plays the Swedish Chef. And she's like, how she, she gave birth to my three sons. My three sons.

[D]

Yes.

[C]

And she's realizing now that they are my three sons and that they have some attributes of my personality and that's trouble. Troublesome to her and her mother.

[E]

Do they ever.

[C]

She didn't ask me if I ever did. She said, how old were you the first time you signed your dad. Dad's name. Your parents name on a school form? And I'm like, I don't know about Nolan's age. She's like, yeah, he did it this week.

[E]

He signed her name, my name.

[D]

Wow.

[B]

Wow.

[F]

What was the bad grades or it.

[C]

Was just some homework deal that he didn't do right? Exactly.

[E]

And did he get in trouble?

[C]

Yeah, Yeah, I, I, I, I leaned on him pretty hard.

[E]

Okay.

[F]

Was the signature really obvious or was pretty good?

[C]

It was, it was, it was between. For a third graders. It wasn't bad.

[E]

I just like how she asked you not if, but when.

[C]

When. Yeah, she's figuring it out. And said, and by the way, after we got, after I got done scolding him about it, he was talking about his birthday party and how he wants you to invite the entire class and have your heavy cars like the, oh, yes, the Rolls and the exotic cars at the party in the lawn for the kids to look at. And he was wondering if it could be catered by Papa Doe's. Whoa. This kid's really thought about it. How old is he?

[E]

Gonna be.

[C]

He'll be nice. 9. I'm like, you're really thinking a lot about yourself in your birthday party.

[E]

Right? Right. For a nine year old party.

[C]

Yeah. I was like, how about we rent out a skating rink and let everybody. Well, people don't do that anymore. Yeah, they do. Just chill out. This is the one that wants to be a pro football player but doesn't know the rules.

[E]

But doesn't know how to play football.

[C]

That. That. I think the next generation might be worse than the millennials that we're complaining about. I think.

[F]

So what's that generation going to be called?

[C]

Brats.

[E]

Generation?

[C]

This just the brats.

[E]

The brats.

[C]

800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800 in the Abichek did show up, by the way. And we're very fortunate. Thank you, Agathina. It helped. It's helping with our.

[E]

The ABBA check that you get every quarter.

[D]

Quarter.

[C]

Every quarter. Her grandmother's sister's the hot chick from abba. She lives Stockholm and they live in Copenhagen.

[E]

They got another tour in them.

[C]

I know. And I can't wait. I'm all about it. If they need help, free promotion, you know I'm all about it.

[E]

You should get her on here. You can get baba.

[C]

Set that up. Oh, Abba, Abba, Abba. Whatever it takes. David. An 11E 350. It's an AMG knows that the hot rod. Is it. Is it the turbo?

[B]

No, it's not. It's just a. It's the E350 Mercedes.

[C]

So the sport package has AMG wheels. Does it have a spoiler?

[B]

It does, yes.

[C]

The little short spoiler. Mercedes E Class. How many miles?

[B]

61,000.

[C]

Four door. Four door.

[B]

Yes, correct.

[C]

Four doors. Not the coupe. Okay. $60,000. I mean, 60,000 miles. I know what my. My guts tell me.

[B]

$60,000.

[C]

My guts tell me 11 grand. Let's see what this says. I'm gonna look it up. Well, it's not saying anything. Oh, J.D. look, I did it again. Eleven grand.

[E]

Eleven thousand.

[F]

Eleven grand.

[E]

That's odd.

[C]

Put it in the trusty computer and guess what? The Trusty computer said 11 grand.

[E]

You're right, John.

[C]

All right, so go to. Give me the vin.com and load it up and I'll give 11 grand. Let's go, let's go, let's go.

[E]

We're talking about our listeners and drinking issues this week. There's a place near here called the Quick Trip. I was at the Quick Trip and the gentleman looked at me. He goes, love the show. He's buying a six pack of Keystone Light. And he. And he held it up and he looked at me and he goes, don't forget, you can't be drunk all day if you don't start the morning.

[C]

Were y' all talking before that or did they.

[E]

He just hit me out of the blue.

[C]

He knew you were jd.

[E]

He stood behind him and he turned, he turned to me and said that. I mean, people talk about the show a lot. They just don't normally quote little lines like that.

[C]

Yeah, it's interesting. It's weird how, how, how we've made an effect on Saturday morning mentalities across the region and fixed to be across the country. Starting to be across the country, starting on WBIG in Washington D.C. next Saturday. That means we get to get up an hour earlier. Isn't that so exciting? Lovely to have to start at 7:00'.

[F]

Clock.

[C]

Oh, great. I'll be so fresh by the end of a five hour freaking marathon. Oh my God. I brought all this on myself.

[E]

Brought it on.

[F]

There's guys that do that daily.

[E]

Yeah, they are.

[C]

Yeah. But they're not all burned out from work. Like.

[E]

Like we are a company.

[C]

All that's true.

[E]

Week.

[C]

Oh, dude, it's in 1099 time.

[E]

Oh, yes.

[C]

And we had to have mount by yesterday or day before yesterday. All the crunch for that.

[F]

Poor Connie, she was just.

[E]

God bless her, man.

[F]

Yeah, I tried to call her one time.

[C]

Don't call me.

[F]

I was like, okay, okay. Sorry, Connie. Sorry.

[C]

Oh, and then I got a tax bill for inventory last minute. Had to chunk out a check for 30 G's. It to unexpected. For what? The ad valorem tax. Oh, jeez. The what tax? I don't even want to get into it.

[F]

Oh, no.

[C]

But I called a guy and I said, what is this? It's in the business. And I was like, have you ever seen this? Cuz I've been in doing this forever and I haven't seen this. Said, yeah, I got it last year. I was like, how much was your bill? He's like, 2900. I'm like, what'd you do? He said, I fought him. He said, it cost me 180,000. Jesus.

[F]

Not worth it.

[C]

Not worth it over a 2900 tax bill. A guy, a mentor of mine that I respect, he said, if I was you, Wolfie, I'd just pay it and move on.

[D]

Pay that man his money.

[C]

We're in the wholesale business. Why do we have to pay? I've never paid tax. Retail, yes, but not wholesale.

[F]

I mean, they barely stay on the ground for a week, for a day.

[C]

Sometimes I don't even get to drive our expensive cars. I'll tell you about, about that later about my builder. I knew driving that Rolls Royce over to the house was a bad idea. I can't drive our cool cars because everybody immediately, even you guys, y' all are here, y' all buy them, you buy them. But when you see me in it, all of a sudden I'm rich. Seriously, I get it. Seriously. I pull up and one of them. Oh, look at John, he's rich. Well, hang on. You bought it. Why is it okay for us to have. But when I drive them, all of a sudden I need to just start shooting out hundred dollar bills to everybody.

[E]

Your nine year old wants him at his birthday party.

[F]

Wait, so people all of a sudden start asking for monies and loans?

[C]

Oh, just the, all the bill, all the, all the bids changed like immediately. Well, you know, with this and that and that gas line that we had to run is 2000. This beam was two. I'm like, hang on now you bid the job. Why do I have to pay for any end? Wait, to pay for it twice?

[E]

That's. This is a pr. That was pre Rolls.

[C]

They get you in and then they twist you.

[G]

Dude.

[C]

It's. It's building a house, as I understand, or remodeling one. God almighty. It's frustrating. All right, our number four on deck.

[A]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf radio studio radios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf show with John Clay Wolf. Hit him up now. 800-800-Rode or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

[C]

Bob, I thought we changed this song.

[D]

I don't believe so.

[C]

No, I don't hate it.

[F]

It's not bad.

[C]

No, it's not bad. I love death. Rock and roll. That Journey Def Leppard show was great. I took my 12 year old to Elo. I told you this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There was a sellout at aac and he loves them like his ringtone. Waking up is a strange magic. Oh yeah.

[E]

So.

[C]

And my daughter. I mean these kids are really into the good music. It's hilarious. When I took them to that concert and they were singing all. They listened to this stuff. There's a reason that these classic rock stations are so, so damn popular. They're multi generational.

[D]

I mean, right?

[C]

I'm talking teenagers, four sixth graders. Every song, every word.

[E]

The timing of the the Queen movie was. Was amazing.

[C]

Perfect.

[E]

Yeah, perfect timing.

[C]

He just like was around third grader. What do you want to Hear Queen.

[E]

Queen.

[C]

Dad, can you put on bohemian raps? Queen fan. Yeah, Somebody better. Better get to gaming up to fill the gap because it's going to burn out.

[D]

So much of the new music is so disposable. It just doesn't last.

[C]

I just don't know. Is that just a cliche, though? I mean.

[D]

No, no. There's good stuff out there that, you know. Daniel Rayliff and the Night Swifts. I love that band. Yeah, they're awesome.

[F]

That's awesome. But I think a lot of times bands get caught up on. Well, we don't want to sound like that. We got to be original.

[C]

I think what happened is the world of radio has changed. Radio, pre Internet, you know, 10 stations to a market versus 40. And that was where you went to in the MTV. Those two dynamics branded this style of music into the brain deep. They don't have the marketing machine behind them that they had, is what I'm trying to say.

[F]

Too many things to choose from.

[D]

When you used to sit on the floor as a child and hold those 45s in your hand. There we go. And play them one at a time. And you had a tangible object, a piece of art you could hold in your hand.

[E]

By the way, speaking of that, Tomorrow marks the 60th anniversary of the day the music died. Oh, yeah, you know, do you understand? Do you know?

[C]

Did he die? Oh, Buddy Holly did. Wreck.

[E]

Yeah, the Buddy Holly deal. You know, Waylon Jennings was supposed to be on that airplane, and at the very last minute, one of the guys had the flu. They put him on the bus. They put Waylon on the bus. And Waylon got so mad, he said he looked at them as they were getting on the plane, said, I hope your plane crashes. He felt for years, he felt guilty about that. He felt like. He called.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[E]

Oh, yeah, he's admitted. Yeah. He said there were witnesses that heard that because they said, I hope your.

[D]

Your bus. Hope your bus breaks down.

[E]

Breaks down in the. It was cold, it was a snowstorm. And he goes, ah, yeah, well, I hope your plane crashes.

[C]

And well, let me tell you something. I fly a bonanza. I've got about a thousand hours in a Beechcraft Bonanza as a pilot.

[E]

Yep.

[C]

And if the movie. If the conditions were the same. It was in the movie, when I watched them take off, that was. They're asking for it.

[E]

They kind of were.

[C]

I mean, the instrumentation in that time was not nearly sophisticated, not at all. Taking off in a cold, dark night into a snowstorm, in a single engine beach crab 100 heavily loaded with fat guy named Big Bopper. I mean, that's really pushing the envelope.

[E]

Did you, have you seen the crash photos? Now, do we want to dwell on this? But it was, it was a snow field. I mean, it was snowy, it was dark night. Yeah, it was bad. It was a bad idea all the way around and it cost them their lives.

[C]

Yeah, that's not funny.

[E]

It's not, huh?

[C]

Yeah, I wouldn't, I've said no go a lot. Oh, a ton. I remember one time I got, the weather was getting bad, so I put it down. I was going to Colorado in my bananas this long time ago, 15 years ago. And I put it down in Borger, Texas because I was like, I need to put this thing down. I'm gonna stay the night, get up, got up the next day and it was so damn cold. But I left the plane out that night. So the plane was covered with snow and, and I had to get it de iced. Obviously Borger doesn't have a de ice machine. So I went and took hot water on coffee pots and I poured it on the wings to get the ice and snow off of it. And I learned the hard way. Now it looked like an ice skating rig.

[E]

Yeah, right.

[C]

I mean, it put an inch of ice on this thing. So we had to take it into a hanger and take these heater units, like hair dryers, big ones. It took hours to thaw that thing out. So anyway, paid the 500 bucks for de ice, I guess. Or don't. Says you should check out Greta Van Fleet. I, I, Garrett, I completely agree and I'm impressed with those young men. I love their music and I think that they're the closest thing to what we're talking about that I've heard in a long time.

[D]

You know, they were on SNL last Saturday night and they are pretty good live.

[F]

Yeah, I was kind of disappointed, weren't you?

[C]

A little bit.

[D]

What a goofy looking guy that lead singer is.

[F]

It's just not, I don't know, not a lot of energy.

[C]

Garrett, where do you live? Say what? Where do you live?

[B]

What? Arkansas.

[C]

Arkansas. What station are you listening to us on?

[B]

98. 3. KCAG.

[C]

The keg. The droid man. I haven't heard from any of you guys in a while. So you're up in Walmart country?

[B]

Yeah. Yep.

[C]

What do you do? Are you a chicken farmer?

[B]

No, I am delivering mail right now. So there you go.

[C]

Well, good. Glad we keep you entertained on Saturday mornings. Yeah, this is Greta Van Fleet for those of y' all who live in a trip tree and don't know. It's a Van Halen tribute. I mean, Led Zeppelin tribute band with new music. It really is. They're reclaimed Van Halen Led Zeppelin members.

[D]

I thought they were cool, Charlie. You thought they were like low energy.

[F]

I just. It was a little disappointing.

[D]

If you.

[C]

Okay, so let's do this. Oh, my God. We found a new unreleased track from Zeppelin in 68. Here it is. If you played this, this, would you take the bait?

[E]

Yeah, I would.

[C]

I definitely would. Hang on. I want to hear a little bit more. I'd completely take that bait if that's how it was pitched out. Would you bum?

[D]

You bet.

[C]

Yeah. Tribute band. Love them. What you got, J.D.

[E]

Oh, did you hear this week one of the CBS affiliate TV stations got in some trouble? Remember a long time ago when they had the Asiana crash and they. They put up the wrong names for the pilots? Yeah, Captain Some Ting Wong. And we too. Low Bang, Ding Owl. Well, this week one of the higher ups at the Pittsburgh CBS affiliate did not find any humor. They had Tom Brady on. And you know how they put a little name underneath it? What do you do?

[C]

I love it. Good.

[E]

Tom Brady. And underneath, it comes out of the closet. Known cheater. The employee responsible for the graphic is no longer employed by our TV station. While the fans are entitled to have personal opinions, we have a journalistic responsibility to provide unbiased reporting. When did that start happening? Anyway? So he got fired over the. Over known. The cheater. You.

[D]

Come on.

[E]

Well, funny.

[C]

This guy's name's Dallas, but he lives in Houston. Good morning.

[B]

Morning.

[C]

So you have a OO F250 diesel, extended cab, 112,000 miles. So it's a 7.3 liter, but a two wheel drive and extended cab. Average rough or clean condition.

[B]

I'd say just above average. It's not quite clean, but it's. It's a. It's got a couple little scratches and stuff. As far as the inside is pretty clean.

[C]

These older cars I need to see pictures of. Take a few snaps. Show me the bad stuff. Don't just show me the good stuff. Send it in to givemetheven.com but I'm thinking five grand.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

All right, thanks.

[B]

All right. Thank you.

[C]

Jack. In Houston, a 13C250 with 81,000 miles, leather roof and nav. It does have a roof, you say?

[B]

Yes.

[C]

Okay. Because a lot of them did not that were service loaners. I don't know, 9,000. Does that sound right?

[B]

I was thinking about 10.

[C]

I'm thinking road rash.

[B]

So that's why I lowered it to 10.

[C]

I'm thinking nine to 10. I mean, I'm thinking nine, but let's. Let's look at pictures. Take some pictures. Go to. Give me the vin. Put in the license plate number of the VIN numbers, say, John said nine on the air takes ten. Here's the pictures. What do you think?

[B]

Okay.

[C]

Thanks, man. I'm a Ram.

[F]

You're gonna be saying that during the game.

[C]

I'm a Ram. Speaking of Rams, we have our own goat Boy that is in the studio.

[F]

Oh, man.

[C]

He's a weird dude.

[F]

No, man, he just. He's kind of hangs out.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

Chasing goat boy. What are you thinking? Yeah. Oh, man. Are y' all jacked up for Super Bowl?

[D]

Oh, man.

[C]

Good, good, good. Mix of oats and molasses, ready to go tomorrow.

[E]

Are you okay?

[F]

Oh, no.

[E]

The stone. Good.

[C]

Are you one of those fainting goats?

[D]

Yeah. Yeah.

[C]

So what? Who's your pick for the super bowl winner? Oh, he fainted.

[E]

Just fainted.

[C]

Come back, come back, come back. Come back.

[E]

Come here.

[D]

Where am I?

[C]

Where am I?

[E]

You're still in the studio with us.

[D]

What? What happened?

[E]

We were just asking you about the game tomorrow.

[D]

Oh, the game.

[E]

Right. Who is that today? Who does tomorrow? Oh, you got to quit passing out, man.

[D]

Tom Brady.

[E]

Tom Brady.

[D]

Tom Brady.

[E]

What about him?

[D]

Can he get his air pump, deflate those balls?

[C]

No.

[E]

No, he's not.

[D]

You ever played with deflated balls?

[E]

No, I never have.

[D]

It's bad.

[E]

Bad. Bad idea.

[D]

Bad. I got it one time I had a dream.

[E]

Yeah?

[D]

About Tom Brady, right? He was giving me the eye. I was like, no, help.

[C]

Help.

[E]

I have no idea what you're ind.

[C]

The stink guy, he cheats.

[E]

He cheats.

[D]

He and Billicheck cheaters.

[C]

So they've won so much, we just have to claim that they're cheaters. He passed out.

[E]

He passed out.

[C]

There goes. Go boy.

[D]

Hey, what's going on?

[C]

Where am I?

[D]

Welcome back. What day is it still?

[E]

Saturday.

[C]

It's Sunday. The Super Bowl's over. The Rams won.

[D]

Give me back my bullets.

[C]

Charlie. What do you think?

[F]

I hate to say it, but. Yeah, Brady.

[C]

What? They're gonna.

[F]

He's gonna win his sixth. Sixth Super Bowl.

[D]

Just go.

[C]

How many times has he been. 10.

[F]

No, this is what, 9? 9. Yeah.

[C]

My God Almighty.

[F]

And he won't retire. He'll win this year. He wants to be the. The guy, the. Every record.

[C]

He already is.

[F]

I know, but not seven rings. No one's ever done seven rings.

[C]

Who's done six?

[F]

Charles Haley.

[C]

Really? Yeah. The linebacker?

[F]

No, lineman. Yeah, well, he. Remember he was on the Cowboys.

[C]

Right. Years.

[F]

And also the 49ers too, so.

[C]

Yeah, so. So he wants one more than Charles Haley.

[F]

At least he's saying he wants to play to 45.

[C]

Okay, so that. We talked about this the other day. I have not kept up with the news. He has come out and said I'm not retiring.

[F]

Correct?

[C]

Oh, no.

[F]

Yeah, I know. Oh, no.

[C]

I thought we were almost finished with this.

[F]

It's not. Not over.

[C]

Oh, God.

[D]

You sound really disappointed.

[C]

I'm just tired of it, dude.

[D]

I mean, well, you know, it is a competition. All you gotta do is beat them. You know, they are playing the same game, right?

[C]

Yeah, but I'm tired of it, man. I'm tired of it.

[F]

It. Well, then roof for the Rams. Yeah, I would hope the Rams win too, but I just don't see it happening. I. I think everything's clicking for the Patriots right now.

[C]

Did you see Goodell's statement this week? He finally talked about.

[G]

About what?

[F]

I haven't said anything.

[E]

The play.

[D]

No. What do you say?

[C]

Tough. Tough.

[E]

S. Did he really?

[C]

Yeah, in a nice way. It's a. It's. It's a human game played by humans. Humans make errors. Everybody shut up. That was my take. Takeaway from it.

[E]

But what's he gonna say? Yeah, we made a horrible error and it completely changed the direction of the Super Bowl.

[C]

I never considered replaying the game. It was never even a thought. That's true.

[F]

Yeah, I'm. But what about. Hey, how can we fix this? Yeah, that would have been nice.

[E]

Make it a call. Where? Yeah, this is.

[C]

He said there's enough technology in the game. We don't need more. Wow.

[F]

Okay, well, we know that means.

[C]

There you go, Saints. Get you some of that, boy. Get you some.

[F]

I wonder if he would ever go to. Imagine if he had to go to New Orleans.

[C]

It would not be safe.

[F]

You know what? The super bowl will go back there, sure. At some point.

[E]

That's one he'll miss.

[F]

He might miss that Super Bowl.

[E]

He's gonna miss.

[C]

Jermaine Jackson had a leave Michael alone statement. We'll get to that in a minute. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars on the radio to make it up. It's not even Fresno.

[A]

And now to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com call them toll free 1-800-800-RODIO.

[C]

What song is this?

[D]

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. We did have a substitution this week. She Came in through the bathroom window. Has no intro, right? Boom. You came in through the bathroom.

[C]

I know.

[D]

There's no space for anybody to say. And now the John Clay Wolf. Okay, great song.

[C]

So we grabbed the deepest cut from the Beatles.

[D]

We could come.

[C]

What's this one?

[D]

Everybody's Got Something to Hide except for me and my monkey.

[C]

Never heard it in my life.

[D]

It was in your computer in Vernon.

[C]

Okay.

[D]

I got it from your archive. I thought you liked it.

[C]

Oh, thanks. I, I, it's fine. I'm not just asking. Hannah in Vegas. Good morning.

[B]

Good morning.

[C]

So, Hannah. Las Vegas.05 Chevy Cobalt with 161,000. Hannah. Driven miles. How's. How's your day going, honey? Going great.

[B]

How about you?

[C]

Pretty good. How long have you been in Vegas?

[B]

I've been here almost two years now.

[C]

Where did you come from?

[H]

Pennsylvania.

[C]

All right. What, what do you do for a living in Vegas?

[H]

I work at Pet Boy.

[C]

All right. Manny, Mo and Jack.

[B]

Yep. Very well maintained.

[C]

See, you steal parts out of the warehouse and keep the car running. This car is not worth you. What do you think it's worth?

[B]

I don't even think it's worth More than 15.

[C]

And I, I couldn't get 15 for it.

[F]

1500.

[C]

But you could get it. If you put it in Craigslist for 1500, you'll get a, that, you'll get some thousand dollar offers. I would be a 500 buyer because I, I'm not beating on your car. But when they get, we call it junk. I'll just tell you the truth. It's not junk. But that's what we call it because there's a junk market. And these guys, you know, a lot of them take them across the border to Mexico and they want to pay 700. But if I give you 500 and pay a buyer 100 to buy it and then ship it to an auction and then pay an auction fee, you know, I lose money from 500 if it brings 7 or 800. So I would just keep driving it or put it on Craigslist for 1200, 1300 bucks if I were you. Yeah, all right. Well, thanks, Hannah.

[F]

She's happy about that.

[C]

Yep. We've got a office on Sahara right across from Carmax. If anybody's getting bids over there and they want to run over to our officers, take a picture and put them in givemetheven.com We've got a check printer right there. We can bust a check. If you have gambling debts and Guido the killer pimp is coming after you and you need to get money now, right? We can bust a check for you right now on bank of America.

[F]

Got a title in hand.

[E]

Oh, my Lord.

[C]

We really kind of tried to. When people are putting a lot of pressure on us like that, we look harder at the cars because sometimes when they're on the. On the, on the down and outs, they haven't been maintaining them.

[F]

Well, I gotta sell this car now. Right now.

[E]

And don't look in the trunk whatever you do.

[C]

Come on.

[F]

Just now I was like. Okay, hold on. There's a process. No, no, no, no. Right now, seriously.

[C]

Have you heard? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

[E]

Did you spill ketchup in this car?

[C]

And what happens on those? Do we wind up buying them or not?

[F]

We do just. They gotta have a little patience. Just a little bit. Just come. Hold on. Why?

[C]

Well.

[F]

Well, the car's about to get hooked. Really? Oh, okay. So you're late on your payments. All right, well, thanks for letting us know that. Now before we. And then those are the ones we.

[C]

Don'T get because they're too far upside down.

[F]

Upside down.

[C]

Now, what about the one that. They have a clear title and they really need to sell it. And remember this, guys, we're not gonna lowball it just because you need to sell it because the computers already bit it. It doesn't know that you're. You've got Guido the killer pimp chasing you with a gun.

[F]

Amazingly, those are the ones that actually end up bringing the car to you or the vehicle to you. Right, because they're in a hurry.

[C]

Sure.

[F]

No, no, I don't need you to pick it up. I'll bring it to you.

[C]

No problem. Okay, take a picture of the title. Front, back, Driver's Life and get your ass in the car and come on. And we will start printing the check while you're on your way. And we will have it ready if you need to beat the bank. It closes one o' clock on Saturdays. Oh, yeah, I can handle it. I mean, we've got a high gear mode that we. Expedition Lane, Walmart quick checkout aisle. We can do it. We can do it.

[E]

We're a lot quicker than the Walmart checkout aisle.

[C]

Have you ever had that on the big car? I have not heard that. On the, on the 50 to 100 grand. Yeah, I have. I had a buddy of mine that called me and I bid his car, his truck, for 55,000 and. Hey, do you have the title? Well, it's at the cash for Loan right now. This guy's like an investment banker.

[E]

My damn bad Day, Bad week.

[C]

Yeah, he's cool. I mean, it was cool, but it surprised me because he's on Facebook all the time posting pictures of his polo matches.

[E]

Oh, of course. If I just lived the life that I do on Facebook. Here's John in a Rolls Royce. He must be rich.

[C]

Oh, my God, you people. Y' all are. I mean, it's terrible, just like Bobbo said. Well, when I saw you in that car, I figured you were going to keep driving it. Facebook, why aren't you going to keep driving it? Well, Bobbo, because I can't afford it. I mean, you're sitting in it. If I sit in it, all of.

[E]

A sudden it's yours.

[C]

I mean, it is mine. They're all mine. I'm responsible for all of them.

[E]

Right.

[C]

But I'm not allowed to drive them without getting these. These. Oh.

[F]

So they really did the. Your guys that they're doing your house actually came back to you and asked for more money?

[C]

Yeah.

[F]

Just because they saw the car.

[C]

That's. I mean, the timing sure was coincidental. And I told him, I'm bringing this here because I don't want to leave it at the office because it's not locked up and I don't want it to get vandalized. And I just kept hearing about that rolls, that rolls, that rolls. Okay. And then we're having a change orders. And when you're. I've learned a lot about the process, and I've built stuff before, but this one's gotten weird. This redo on this house. That's the damnedest thing. When you get into these builders.

[E]

I've never heard anybody have a good story with what you're about to say. Never.

[C]

Why. Why does it have to be that way?

[E]

You know, it's so beautifully and all on time and early.

[C]

And this guy was late, and I was cool with him being late because his price was better than everybody is else. But now it's not.

[D]

No, I know.

[C]

He gave me a list of these change orders, and I don't. I don't want to get in a lawsuit.

[F]

Can you not have a guarantee? Like, hey, this is the price, and they sign it and they got to stick to it.

[E]

Or if it's not done by this date, here's how much less.

[C]

But when in. In the. In the fine print, when you do a change order, then it busts the contract.

[E]

Brilliant.

[C]

Hey, I've got a guy on the phone here I want to talk to. This would be interesting. Eddie. Ray.

[B]

What's up, Wolf?

[C]

Not much. Where are You?

[B]

Oh, I'm leaving. Headed home.

[C]

Yeah. So Eddie Ray is our ring man. And a ring man is the guy on the floor. Most people would call him the yip man. Yep.

[E]

Oh, yeah. The bid taker stands on the floor, pointing, pointing.

[C]

So, anyway, explain to layman in the auction process, guys listening, the importance of what you do and why it's needed. Because in some auctions around the country, they've pulled the ring men out of. They wanted to save money.

[E]

Okay.

[C]

So they've removed the ring man.

[F]

Really?

[C]

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, actually, all over the country, right?

[F]

Huh?

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

They don't cuss.

[B]

Sort everything out and keep the guys and let them know they're in or out. I mean, the buyers need to know that. You just can't just point out me. Got to be interactive with them and. And then turning into the officer and let him know you got money.

[C]

Mm. So what's happening in these markets where they removed that person?

[B]

I think they're falling between me and you and everybody else. It's just the quality is not there. The personal approach is not.

[C]

Is there more confusion at the end? Well, what we call a wreck. You can explain a wreck. Explain what a wreck is, Eddie.

[B]

Well, you have two guys dead and one guy. Thanks, Susanna. Or both guys think they're in, and that's where the ringman comes in. He lets you. He sorts them out. But make sure this guy knows he's in. This guy's. Because if not, then they both sucker in, then they both get bad.

[C]

So sold. Sold. 28,000. And this other guy's like, well, I was 28. No, I'm 28.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

And then you have a big problem. Then they go in there, and there's your wreck.

[C]

There's a wreck. So the biggest wreck you've seen was in Barrett Jackson five years ago or seven years ago? Tell us about that, man.

[B]

It's. It's one of bills we can't talk about right now.

[F]

Oh, wow.

[B]

Yeah, it's like that. I mean, without a ringman, it just. Still just gets really far out of.

[C]

Well, I'll tell. I'll tell my story of it, because you can read about it online. Yeah, so. So there's a. Well, hell, I don't know the details, but it was the GM Superliner or future liner bus. Okay, what did it bring? $4 million. Somebody's computers playing Bobbo, come on, dude. We're on network radio. So. So at the end of the bidding, tell me what the problem was. It. Were there two people that. That thought they were in. Or was there one guy that thought he was out and it landed on him?

[B]

I wasn't there on this particular deal. I was there, but I wasn't in on it. But what the guy did was they did pull me in on the deal. The power on the stage all went out, and then when it came back in, two guys stopped there for me, and then bam, there you are in a big wreck. The other gentleman ended up taking it at 4 million, and the other guy was mad about it.

[C]

So what should they have done? I mean, could they have opened the bidding back up between those two guys and let them hash it out?

[B]

You know, I don't even know, John. They should have, but they didn't. They'd already sold to that one guy and had the ticket to me.

[C]

So what's the rule on the auctioneer.

[B]

Saying sold when the auction is sold to that man? Unless there's two bidders at that time, then they can open it back up. That's all.

[C]

And if. If he does say sold, if he does say sold, does the guy that he sold it to have an argument legally that it's his and you can't open it back up? Do what?

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

I'm losing any Ray. Anyway, call in. Call in next Saturday when you're. When you. I know you're driving across the country. When you've got a better signal. And let's keep this conversation going because inside, behind the lines, behind the curtains is interesting stuff to me.

[E]

Sure.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

You know, I never thought about. I guess that can happen though, right?

[C]

We've got to get you on the block, Bombo.

[D]

You think?

[E]

In what way?

[C]

I want him to be. I want him to auction a few cars.

[D]

I should go to auctioneers.

[C]

Could you do it legally? He can't. Legally, you must be a licensed auctioneer in the state that you're representing. But the auctioneer could be standing next to him and at the end say sold. Because y' all hear me on the block talking, right? And I'm one of the only reps that talks about on the speakers. Sure, maybe the only.

[F]

And slap the hose.

[C]

When I slap the hose, I say sold.

[D]

Right.

[C]

If there's another, it's not sold, it's not official, it's not sold until that auctioneer says sold.

[E]

And there's one of the better auctioneer schools right here in the North Texas area. We could send Bobbo.

[C]

Babo, you've been working on your chant.

[D]

Have you figured the bigger, the bigger, the bigger the 15, 5 bigger.

[E]

The bigger, the bigger the bigger that.

[D]

Look at the big. You watch these guys, you want.

[C]

You watch performers. You've always, you know, been an eye for that. What do you think about the different auctioneers? You see Cody, you see Heath, you see Joel, you see John.

[D]

We had. Who was the guy we had on 16 for the second half this week? He was outstanding. He obvious. He obviously he knew a lot of those guys by their first name.

[C]

Oh, Jamie Elkins.

[D]

He. I think he got a lot of bids in places where we weren't going to get the.

[E]

Those bids.

[C]

He talks them up.

[D]

Yeah, he's. He's very engaging.

[F]

John, you in? John?

[G]

You know.

[F]

Okay. No, Dane, Dan.

[C]

So he's doing what I do.

[F]

Yeah, it was, it was nice.

[D]

6125, John. You got it.

[E]

Oh, that's kind of.

[D]

He's calling him by their first name.

[E]

I like that.

[D]

He's the country fight guy, but he, he's a fast patter and very personable. I, I thought he did a great job.

[C]

And what's odd to me, and maybe it's just be, but the sound of their chant, I mean like Cody to me sounds like George Strait. I mean he's smooth. He just sounds it. It feels good to listen to him. Jamie has that kind of voice too.

[D]

Yeah, yeah, definitely.

[C]

Spanky Acid up in Amarillo. Has that kind of racetrack. Smooth. Right.

[D]

But Cody, Cody's thing is he's got subliminal messages though, you know. I know you've noticed really like what.

[C]

He talks between the lines.

[D]

Seven, half. Seven and a half. Seven and a half. Really, sir? Thought you like one, you know.

[E]

Oh, oh, okay.

[D]

Call outs.

[C]

It's amazing the brain works that fast. And he jacks with the gal behind the counter. Yeah, like that dress, you know. We'll be right back.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

We're back to the John Clay Wolf show presented by givemetheven.com. call in 800-800-RADIO now. John Clay Wolf.

[C]

She still alive?

[D]

I don't think so. I think he died last year.

[F]

Who is this?

[C]

Don Williams, the General Giant.

[D]

I love his stuff.

[C]

I do too.

[D]

I think he had a profound impact on Eric Clapton after he came out of rehab in the 70s.

[F]

You think?

[D]

Well, I mean he covered this song tons of time, but I always thought there was a bit of a. I don't know.

[E]

Died September 8, 2017 in Mobile, Alabama.

[C]

Adrian Vegas, good morning. Yes. What do you do out there for a living?

[B]

Working at Amazon.

[C]

What do you do for them?

[B]

Deliver packages, actually.

[C]

Okay, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. We hear a lot of Delivery drivers driving around checking us out on Saturday mornings. Is this the first time you found us, or have you listened to us for a while?

[B]

Listen to you on and off.

[C]

Do you find us offensive?

[B]

I'm working. If I'm working on Saturdays and stuff.

[C]

Do you find us offensive, or do you think that our sophomoric humor is entertaining?

[B]

I think it's funny.

[C]

Good. And what nationality are you, besides American?

[B]

I'm Hispanic, actually.

[D]

He's not a hater.

[C]

He's a Texan. He's the accidental racist. So you've got a Mexican guy that thinks white, black, Latino or other is funny?

[E]

Yes.

[C]

Adrian, would you mind writing a letter that we could send out to other people on our behalf? Because I'm tired. I'm tired hearing it. I hear you. You're gonna get sensitive when I tell you what I'm gonna give you with this Mustang. But it's leather. Is it automatic or stick?

[B]

It's automatic.

[C]

Says it's sitting on dubs. Can we swap those out? Do you have the original wheels?

[B]

Yeah, original 20s.

[C]

Okay. I'd rather have. Oh, he said it's sitting on dubs. I was. I was imagining, like, wire wheels, like Dayton's. That's not what.

[B]

You know, that came stock wheels. 20.

[C]

Okay. What color?

[B]

Ruby red.

[C]

Good, good. Now, is that. Is that the dark red or bright red?

[B]

Ruby.

[C]

Right. So it's like maroon? Metallic maroon.

[B]

It's. No, it's hard to explain. Especially when it's nice and clean. Anytime I take it to the car wash, everybody loves it. The color is very nice colors.

[C]

Can you tell us a car wash story, like, in a real Latino emphasis?

[B]

Car wash story.

[C]

Yeah, like, you know, just, like, talk to me. Like. Like real heavy Latin. Do you follow what I'm saying? Like a Cheech and Chunk, you know? Man, what's wrong with you?

[D]

You just lost a listener.

[E]

Stop.

[C]

You don't have a good impersonation. I think you've got it in you. I think it's there. I think I'm. I need to draw it out of you. Come on. You can do it. Come on.

[D]

Boy.

[C]

You're on. You're on. You're on a nationally syndicated radio show, dude. Entertain the people. You can do it.

[F]

Adrian wants a number on his car.

[E]

Yeah, we're sorry.

[B]

I don't think I have it anymore, but bring it.

[C]

But you can fake it. Let's hear it. All right, I'll give 24 grand. There we go.

[B]

24 grand.

[C]

Okay, if you give me the impersonation. 20. Oh, 20.

[D]

20.

[C]

Three if you don't. Come on, Charlotte. Come on, man. All right. Thanks for. Adrian.

[E]

Changing subjects.

[C]

What? What?

[E]

What you were talking about. You teased the story earlier.

[C]

Hey, hey, hey, hey. I got another one. Carter in Fayetteville, Arkansas. I need you to explain this car in absolute hillbilly redneck. Are you there? Nobody has a personality anymore.

[D]

You just lost a listener.

[C]

Hang on. We've got David in San Antonio.

[F]

Oh, no, no, you already tried once.

[C]

David, can you fill in where Adrian let us down? Dave, you there? San Antonio. Dave.

[B]

Hello?

[C]

05 Corolla XLS with 153 and a stick shift. Tell me about it.

[B]

Yep. It's the only six speed.

[C]

It's only six speed, man.

[B]

Yeah, I only made 7,000.

[C]

You know those 05 Corolla stick shifts, they're special.

[E]

Yeah, rare dude numbers.

[C]

You ought to put it in a. What's that magazine called? Dupont Registry or just. Or hold out for the Barrett Jackson. I think you got a fifteen hundred dollar ride, maybe two G's.

[B]

Okay, okay.

[C]

Yeah, I'll buy it. Go to givemetheven.com we'll buy it. It's a rare one. It's a rare one because it's a stick. They only made 7,000. Jose? Jose, you there?

[B]

What?

[C]

You're on the phone. You're on the radio. Jose. Where are you coming from, man?

[B]

My name is Joseph. I was wanting to bid on that Mustang.

[C]

Jose, you can't. Cuss, you can't. Jose, we gotta start over. You can't. You can't use profanity on FCC regulated airwaves. Come on, man.

[B]

Oh, I am sorry. I am from the. You know, the very, very far south of the Mexico.

[F]

Now he sounds.

[C]

You just sound stupid.

[E]

Get you bad.

[B]

I don't how to speak the. The English of that whale.

[D]

Where.

[C]

Where do you live?

[E]

Well.

[B]

No, not. Not very well.

[C]

What. What city do you res. What city are you from?

[B]

I am from the very, very, very.

[E]

Let it go.

[C]

Next. 800, 800 radio. 800, 800 7234.

[D]

Hey man, I'm sorry. Scanning around. You know this. This documentaries come out.

[C]

I want a big coon ass accent. Oh yeah, that's the best name of.

[D]

It's leaving Neverland and it's about Michael Jackson. When he had all these accusations of. Of you know, oddities, pedophilia. And it's getting a lot of negative response from fans of Michael Jackson and 7.7percent of audiences like the movie.

[C]

He what?

[D]

Yeah, and apparently his brother Jermaine, who did all the teasing back in the day sure is. Coming out defending Michael.

[C]

We lost a lot. Just leave us alone. Leave him alone. Let him rest. Didn't he sing a song like that? Those were slumber parties.

[E]

And what they didn't tell you was.

[C]

There were little girls there, even with their parents, their uncles, and they were sitting down watching movies. I'm a thousand percent sure because Michael was tried by jury and Pearson.

[E]

He was a quitted because there was no real evidence.

[F]

It doesn't sound better when you're saying leave me alone.

[C]

Did he sing a song like that?

[E]

Yeah, slumber parties.

[D]

You know, little boys and little girls and.

[E]

Oh, no.

[C]

Michael Jackson was a weird dude.

[E]

That's it. That's all we know officially.

[C]

Right?

[E]

Right.

[C]

If you want to know more about it, call Macau C. And he's got a story. 800-800-7234. Don't.

[E]

They all wanted to touch on this. We talked about CBD Oil last week. Remember that? Hey, you know, it's safe. It's right down the street. You can pick it up anywhere. Just have it. Well, is it legal? A story came out this week that says, hey, you know what? Depends on who you ask. The Tarrant county district Attorney's office has a different opinion. They say, actually there's certain places that they will arrest you for having the CDP oil.

[F]

Yeah, but read on.

[E]

Chief of the. Larry Moore, the chief of the Tarrant County Dharma Criminal division says there's a few exceptions people can have for seizure patients. It's legal. It's right. It's. It's getting in that weird spot where they're not sure now, even though you could pick it up, my lord, anywhere.

[C]

Did you know Willie Nelson has his own line of joints?

[D]

Yes.

[E]

Does he really?

[C]

Yep.

[E]

You know what? You would wonder as a. As a Texas trooper, why you just don't stop that bus every 20 yards and just search it, you know, you know something. You know something.

[F]

But don't you think with this story that just happened to be coming out because the sales were getting so high.

[E]

So who with?

[F]

CBD may. Maybe it's big pharma. They don't like this.

[E]

Oh, I didn't think of that.

[F]

So here. And you know, maybe somebody gets arrested.

[E]

Makes people wonder.

[C]

Yeah.

[F]

Because this is killing them.

[E]

Right? And I found this. And just sitting over here on a counter. This is kind of Willie's reserve. Have you seen. You see a little cigar, little cigar cases. Well, this was sitting over here. What is that?

[C]

Can somebody. Prepackaged Willie Nelson joints?

[E]

Really?

[C]

Really.

[D]

Really?

[C]

Really. Look at this. He's sold out. He's quit country music and became a pop connoisseur.

[F]

This is called the Dream Berry Haze.

[C]

Didn't Jimi Hendrix used to sing about that A little bit.

[E]

Get those things besides our counter over here.

[F]

And it's amazing how they're sealed. Just like if you were to go to the doctor, get a pill.

[E]

Prescription.

[C]

Yeah, prescription.

[F]

It tells you how much percentage of THC is in it. 26%.

[B]

Wow.

[E]

Michael knows it's a lot.

[C]

Good. Good morning. Good morning. You're on the air.

[D]

Good morning.

[C]

Hey, Hey.

[B]

I got a 2015 Nissan Rogue.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

33, 000 miles.

[C]

Which trim level? Is it a SL or an S or an SL sv? It's an S. Yep. Does it have a clean carfax or do you know?

[B]

Yeah, and it's immaculate, too.

[C]

Is 10,000 the number on that? That's what my. My gut's telling me.

[B]

I was hoping for a little more, but that's in the ballpark. I appreciate it.

[C]

Go to givemetheven.com. load it up. My computer will bid it immediately. We'll call you back in. In work a deal. Thanks, man. That goes for anybody. If you don't have your VIN number, you can just go and put in your license plate [e-mail] and it will immediately throw you a number. And then our buyer will contact you and send them some pictures. Pretty quick deal. Take a picture of the front, back of the title or get a payoff letter from your lender. Take pictures around the car, send them to us. We line up the transportation line, get the check cut and heading your way. If you're way out in the woods like Pecos, then probably going to ask you to meet us in Midland. El Paso. Actually, Midland or El Paso, we need to get. We need to get an affiliate in El Paso. I keep telling Ronnie to do that. Nobody said Bobo. Can you work on that?

[D]

It's in a babo proof container, I think.

[C]

No, no, no. Can you work on getting us an affiliate in El Paso? Yeah, we need one. We've been buying, you know, 10 cars a week out of there.

[E]

Really?

[C]

Yeah. We need to be on out there real quick. I've got 35 seconds. Ali 06 GS 300 with 140,000 miles average. Rough or clean?

[B]

Clean.

[C]

Clean. 4,000, maybe five. But I'm thinking.

[B]

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, yo, hey. This is the infamous Ali.

[C]

Okay.

[E]

Infamous Ali.

[B]

All right, I'm back.

[C]

Well, I'm out of here.

[F]

This is Sadiq.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Oh, man.

[D]

Our friend Alisa.

[C]

I just hung up on him.

[D]

What?

[C]

Oh, why would you do that? We didn't know. I. He didn't. He said infamous. I know. It's Alisa de Ali. Call us back. Bye. Gotta go.

[E]

Out.

[B]

Sa.