#194 John Clay Wolfe Show 04.13.19

Summary

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The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #194 (Aired 04.13.19)

Podcast: The John Clay Wolfe Show Host: John Clay Wolfe
Date: April 13, 2019
Summary Prepared: February 16, 2026

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Episode Overview

This raucous, irreverent episode of The John Clay Wolfe Show opens with its trademark humor and unfiltered banter, featuring John Clay Wolfe and the crew fielding calls from listeners across the nation. The show covers its usual sprawling territory: buying and selling cars, Southern culture and stereotypes, humorous takes on race and social norms, listener interactions, and off-the-wall discussions about dogs, rock stars, traffic reports, and more. Underpinning it all is the show's central business, GiveMeTheVIN.com, and a steady stream of live car appraisals. The tone is consistently playful, sometimes provocative, and punctuated by parody sketches and satirical impressions.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Irreverent Opening and Hillbilly Stereotypes

00:01–05:28

• The episode opens with a spoof PSA advocating for "banging a buddy," immediately setting the offbeat and edgy tone.
• John and the team riff on Appalachian and Southern hillbilly stereotypes, playing to the new East Coast (DC-area) audience.
• Meth use, moonshine running, and redneck culture serve as running gags.

Quote:
"Let's all do our part to relieve the suffering of others by banging a buddy... it's the right thing to do."
— Intro Narrator (00:01)

2. Audience Engagement: Northeast Syndication and Call-ins

14:17–22:55

• The show is freshly syndicated to DC and is polling listeners about their location ("inside" or "outside" the Beltway).
• Live callers share whether they'd side with the Union or Confederacy (a tongue-in-cheek nod to regional culture), leading to comedic interactions.
• The hosts tease and playfully interrogate listeners about stereotypes, from riding side-saddle to political stances.

Quote:
"I had this vision that you were a Southern belle from Virginia that, like, in a boost in a bustier, riding a horse, side saddle down the street, calling us on your cell phone."
— John Clay Wolfe (19:04)

3. The Car Business: Buying, Selling, and the Value of Low Miles

23:15–39:06

• John flexes his expertise with car appraisals, from F-250s with low mileage to exotics like a McLaren.
• He discusses how low miles dramatically affect value, and how car deals—Toyota Corolla to Rolls Royce—are made live on-air.
• Listeners try to sell their vehicles and negotiate with John, who is no-nonsense but fair.

Quote:
"You might get your socks knocked off."
— John Clay Wolfe, on making surprising car offers (25:20)

4. Running Gags: Stalking Callers, Staff Banter, and Jalapeño M&M's

11:00–14:48

• The team contends with a persistent, prank-calling listener, leading to bickering and threats to block his number.
• Regular characters banter about food, home repairs, and even the virtues of jalapeño M&M’s (and the Mexican "takeover").
• Parodic political impressions (e.g., Nancy Pelosi as a Truman Capote-style campaigner for Satan) keep things surreal.

5. Listener Polls: Dogs, Racism, and Ownership

70:06–82:23, 143:48–145:21

• A heated and comical debate arises over whether dogs can be racist, sparked by stories of pets allegedly disliking certain people.
• The show invites stories from callers (of all backgrounds) about "racist dogs," exposing cultural misconceptions and biases along the way.
• The discussion veers between earnest attempts at understanding and outright farce.

Quote:
"I have a rat terrier that hates anybody in uniform or of color."
— Caller (73:41)

Quote:
"You can't train your dog to be racist. Only stupid people [try]."
— JD Ryan (66:11)
("Sure you can," argue others.)

6. Satirical Commercials and Original Songs

68:34, 30:15

• Sketches spoof everything from ambulance fast food delivery ("the Ambulance") to Barry Manilow's classic "I Write the Songs," rewritten as "I Buy the Cars."
• These parodies add layers of satire, poking fun at American consumerism and the show's own car-buying schtick.

Quote:
"I buy the cars, I buy the car... I'll give 1200 for your pieces. Right."
— Barry Manilow Parody (31:33)

7. Dealer Secrets and Market Insights

147:15–150:07

• John shares insider knowledge about how mileage rollbacks used to affect the used-car market, and how Carfax and better title tracking have changed the game.
• He warns sellers about aftermarket warranties and the realities of high-mileage German cars.

8. Pop Culture and Listener Engagement

91:14–123:45

• The team riffs on rock stars’ health (Ozzy, Stones), dealer showdowns with Magic Johnson and Dirk Nowitzki, and the upcoming Game of Thrones finale.
• Parody impressions continue: Rush Limbaugh muses about Led Zeppelin album art and snow in Nevada; Keith Richards brags about hospital conquests.

Quote:
"Mick's in hospital... he's shagging three nurses at a time."
— Keith Richards Parody (122:01)

9. Serious Social Commentary in Comic Context

99:06–104:10, 129:06–130:42

• Host and callers discuss the Dallas DA’s proposal to decriminalize some small thefts for humanitarian need, with mixed reactions.
• The crew tangents into law enforcement attitudes about marijuana, texting, and car accidents, striking a balance between satire and genuine concern.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Audience Demographics:
  "I'm noticing out of all the people that we took to air and all the people that didn't, 85% of our audience is female. ...Send me some nudes."
  — John Clay Wolfe (28:09)

• On Auction Stories:
  "My name is John Clay Wolfe, and I have stalkers."
  — John Clay Wolfe (11:36)

• On Listener Prank Calls:
  "Did I tell you about me wanting to kick your ass? Did I tell you about me going over to your house and sticking my foot in your butt?"
  — John Clay Wolfe, to persistent prank caller (11:22)

• On Race & Dogs:
  "First of all, you can train your dog to do that..."
  — Bob (61:46)
  "Oh lord, absolutely his brand on his shirt. And I did that on purpose. NWA, man, John, you trill with it..."
  — John Clay Wolfe, about his son's initials (64:44)

• On Value of Low Mileage:
  "Miles are more sensitive on cars than people realize..."
  — John Clay Wolfe (24:03)

• Program Director’s Advice:
  "Talk about the military, how great they are. Talk about things... You're so good at cars, man..."
  — Elliot, Program Director (77:27)

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Selected Timestamps for Important Segments

• Opening Hillbilly/Redneck riffs: 00:01–03:37
• Jalapeño M&M's, food, contractors, and "Mexican takeover": 12:14–14:48
• Inside vs. Outside The Beltway Listener Poll: 14:17–22:55
• ‘Union vs. Confederacy’ call-in segment: 16:05–22:55
• Car appraisal/deal making (F-250 low-miles, Mustang, etc.): 23:15–39:06; 92:00–95:00; throughout
• Dogs & Racism Debate: 70:06–82:23, 143:48–145:21
• Satirical Barry Manilow car song: 30:15–32:38
• Program Director “on-air coaching” sketch: 75:13–78:59
• Rush Limbaugh, Keith Richards, Ozzy impressions: 91:14–123:45
• Social Commentary (Dallas DA/theft law): 99:06–104:10
• Classic rock vs. modern music debate (The Killers, Black Keys): 171:05–174:42

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Overall Tone and Style

The episode is loose, crass, and emblematic of syndicated American morning radio with a Southern/tough-love edge. Segments blend commerce, comedy, and audience interaction, with running jokes, parodies, and a no-holds-barred approach to taboo topics. At its best, the show is a blend of blue-collar advice, cultural parody, and real-time community-building over the airwaves.

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For First-Time Listeners

If you haven't heard The John Clay Wolfe Show before, expect:

• Direct, unscripted banter about selling (and buying) cars
• Parody sketches of celebrities and politicians
• Interactive, sometimes unpredictable, listener calls
• Frequent running gags and jokes about Southern/U.S. stereotypes, race, pets, and current events
• Satirical, sometimes biting humor—with moments of real insight about the car business and American culture

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"This is a show that's real... And we do mean what we say. And we expect you to do what you say too."
— John Clay Wolfe (09:33)

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[End of Summary]

Transcript

[A]

Somewhere right now, someone you know is in the middle of a dry spell. It may have been brought on by a recent breakup, a hectic work schedule or bad personal hygiene. Many people in the middle of a dry spell have lost self confidence, become withdrawn and feel lonely and ashamed. Let's all do our part to relieve the suffering of others by banging a buddy. When you bang a buddy, you can bring someone out of the cold darkness of deviant self pleasure and into the soothing of casually pooled fluids and an awkward goodbye. Don't wait until you're staring into the puppy dog eyes of someone pleading with you for pelvic relief. Bang a buddy. It's the right thing to do. And live from Dallas, Texas, it's Saturday morning. It's the John Clay Wolf show starring John Clay Wolf with JD Ryan, Michael Turley and Bobby Brown and featuring DJ Pre K, Rush Limbo, Keith Richards, Randy the Chipmunk and Satan, the Prince of Darkness. And now your host, John Clay Wolf.

[B]

Top of the morning to you, wbig100dc and surrounding Appalachian redneck hillbillies. There's a real differential there.

[A]

He's talking to us, Ma.

[B]

Yes, I mean, you gotta. You gotta play to your audience the Appalachian hillbilly. Good morning, sir. How are you?

[A]

Put down that meth pipe.

[B]

Call John Wolf.

[A]

He can talk to us.

[B]

If you need to sell your car quickly because you need more meth.

[A]

Right.

[B]

Or to bail out bond out of jail from last night's activities.

[C]

Now this is an important question though.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Is the hillbilly in Virginia the same as Texas? Are they into the meth?

[D]

Good question.

[B]

We're located in Dallas, by the way. I mean, we have an office in Philly.

[C]

Southern hillbilly, like Oklahoma, stuff like that. They're known for the method.

[B]

Sure. The southern hillbilly of Texas.

[C]

Yeah, it just. It's different than Virginia. It's not the same.

[B]

A hillbilly, I think is more like the Virginia hillbilly. Bobbo, do you have any hillbilly? You have more dial into this than any of us.

[A]

Probably. You're probably right.

[C]

You want to tell why he's so dialed in?

[B]

Because he's a. He's a buoy Texas hillbilly. I mean, he like. We like fly him in for games.

[C]

Texas is like what, two hours from Dallas?

[B]

We pull him out of a catfish pond just to do this show.

[A]

Right now we're taking a look inside the window of an Appalachian hillbilly family having their Friday night celebration. You can see between the hours of 3 and 7am Their crystal meth is beginning to peak. So this is a really bad idea. Don't make a sound.

[E]

Don't make a sound.

[A]

They'll skin us like possum and eat us raw. Sometimes I crack myself up tell you.

[E]

Were really getting into that.

[B]

Your crystal meth is beginning to peak. Like the high of it.

[E]

Or maybe the boiling process, the cooking process.

[B]

Alan. Good morning, Maryland.

[D]

Listen to me. This is very important. Do you know it's a possibility I might be getting a job in the NFL without any coaching experience?

[B]

I did not know that.

[D]

This is Mr. Clay, right?

[B]

Yep.

[D]

Listen. You have to listen. My 92 year uncle who's brilliant, he's starting to get dementia, okay? And I told him I'm gonna give him a call to call your station up. He's gonna say, my name is Uncle Lenny, the young. Excuse me, my Alan Greenworth, my nephew. And he sings. Unbelievable. And he wants to sing something, have.

[B]

Him call in because right now we're talking about Crystal Method in West Virginia hillbillies. Which is more important to me than.

[D]

Uncle Ernie should be. No, no, Uncle Lenny Rennie.

[B]

Okay. All right.

[C]

So I think. I actually think the hillbillies up north maybe run moonshine more still. Maybe do that.

[B]

Let it run it. They just make it.

[C]

I mean, running it running.

[B]

It's distributing. Huh? I don't know. If you know, call in 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. What's the weather over there today? JC Currently.

[E]

JC.

[B]

JC, JD Whatever it is, it's pretty cool, actually.

[E]

Only 32 degrees today.

[B]

JD if you're gonna do a traffic and weather update, your breasts need to be much plumper and rounder.

[E]

Here, let me push them up a little bit.

[B]

Okay, there we go. And take your old unit and twist it up so your voice kicks up a few octaves. Now try again. Okay, here we go. Today's gonna be 32 degrees and it's.

[E]

Gonna be cloudy most of the day. Be careful, there's lots of bad traffic out there. Currently on I695 Southeast Freeway, EAS ramp to southbound 11th Street Bridge. The left side is blocked to an accident. Let's see what else is going on in Maryland. Maryland. Shush, shush. Maryland. You messed it. I can't do it anymore.

[B]

Hang on. I mean, listen, you're a girl, but our real gay traffic reporter. I mean, if you want a gay traffic report, we can get one right here. Yeah, Lenny.

[E]

I forgot we had Lenny.

[D]

Hey, everybody, take a look at the highway.

[B]

This is amazing.

[A]

Saturday, out in the morning. It's still dark, right?

[D]

It is kind of dark.

[E]

Us 50 both ways on the Chesapeake B Bridge. High profile vehicles should be using caution due to high wind warning effects. And in Virginia. Let me look here. Braddock. Braddock Road, westbounded Rolling road. Proceed with caution. There's a down tree. A lot of wind. Very, very windy this morning. A down tree. There's power lines down. There's some trees down. It's just a windy. Stormy day.

[B]

It must be across the country because in Dallas last night, I mean, I woke up at three in the morning with crazy ass, crazy wind, thunder and wind and, and walked into my bathroom and water was all over the floor and all over the countertop.

[E]

What was that about?

[B]

That's about a very bad builder.

[E]

I don't believe that's related.

[B]

That's about a contractor. Yeah.

[A]

It's leaking. Oh, it's new.

[B]

Well, it's not even sealed yet. You know, they don't. But the problem is the part that's still under a tarp is not the end of the house where it's leaking, so. But he's gonna have a good story for it. No matter what. He's going to have a great story on why it's my fault.

[E]

It's your fault. Yeah.

[A]

Hey, John, I got something new. When J.D. does his, his, his ratchet it up high, high voice. Yeah, it sounds a lot like my Nancy Pelosi.

[E]

I didn't know you did Nancy Pelosi.

[A]

Well, I don't, I don't. I get, I get texts and emails from John all during the course of the week. He has great ideas.

[E]

Nancy Pelosi, great ideas.

[B]

He said, listen to the man. He says, I have great ideas.

[A]

He emailed me one on Tuesday and the subject line was Satan. Nancy Pelosi talks to Satan. That's all.

[B]

And then Rush comments.

[A]

Oh, and Rush comments. Right.

[B]

Rush is like a recap.

[A]

I thought about it all week. And my Nancy Pelosi's. This is Nancy Pelosi. I talk this like Truman Capeti.

[E]

Yeah, it's coming.

[A]

Hey, this is Nancy Pelosi. And this time I think the Democrats should run a real, a real progressive. And I know you'll have some apprehension, but I would like to introduce you to my friend Satan, the Prince of Darkness. Hi, everyone. Thanks, Nancy.

[D]

I'll be happy to be your candidate.

[E]

This time around because the election of.

[A]

2020 is about more than health care or the border. I'd like to talk to you about your soul. So don't forget Satan, Princess Darkness, November 2nd. I'm Satan and I approve this message.

[B]

So Nancy Pelosi.

[A]

That's all I can think of.

[B]

Man is campaigning for Satan. That's interesting.

[A]

Only on our show. This is an exclusive.

[B]

Only right here on the John Clay Wolf hillbilly message.

[A]

We heard it here first. Kids on the excellence in broadcasting. Rush hour on loan from hell.

[B]

Big 100 talent on loan from hell. 800-800-72348. 800 radio is the call in number if you. We sold 378 cars yesterday in Manheim, Penn.

[A]

Damn it. Damn it, man.

[B]

We sold 421 in Dallas, so. But, but. 399 but in, in D.C. virginia, Philly. That the Northeast region. 378. So we need reload. So call in if you'd like to sell us your car. For new listeners, you can go to givemetheven.com and see what that's all about. Or anybody. If you don't want to call in, just go to givemetheven.com it's easier and faster than calling in. If you call in, we're gonna bust your balls. I mean, that's part of the stick.

[E]

Sure.

[B]

If you just go to the website, you're gonna get a professional experience.

[E]

This is a show that's real.

[B]

But, but the reality on the air, what we do with the cars is real. And we do mean what we say. And we expect you to do what you say too.

[E]

Sure.

[B]

If you're just a jerk off. Can I say that on the radio?

[A]

Sure.

[B]

In that context you can in line. Then you know, I'll pick up on it pretty quick. But. But yeah, people call in and we do hundred thousand dollar deals over the air and they're real and they're live. B. McLaren in D.C. not D.C. it was in Fairfax, Virginia, wherever it was 153,000 last week. So it just, it's just real money. But Toyota Corolla to, you know, Rolls Royce, we do them all. Here's Washington, United States. Good morning, you're on the air. Hello.

[D]

Is this John?

[B]

This is John.

[D]

John, please don't hang up on me.

[B]

Hey, dj, I thought I said block him. Can you block him as a new system?

[C]

Is there a way to block him?

[D]

D.J.

[B]

You'Re used to like, you know, I know that you're anti racist in Borders, but we need, we need to lock this brother out of the club. Can you handle it? Can you talk? I'm gonna try, man. I'm looking through all the settings because I won't get rid of this guy just as Much as you do, man.

[C]

So can't we. We see the screen on there. Doesn't it show his name anymore?

[B]

I grabbed it before it had a chance to populate.

[C]

He's calling from different numbers now.

[B]

Ah, he likes you. He's queer for you. Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. Dj.

[A]

Oh, Lord.

[B]

Let's grab this. I bet this is him too. Let's see. Good morning, you're on the air, Mr. Wolf.

[D]

This is Mr. Greenberg. Remember me?

[B]

Oh, wow, Mr. Greenberg. That's weird. Okay, so I can't take calls straight to the air anymore without DJ screening because of you. What do you want, dude?

[D]

Did I tell you about my 92 year old uncle? He'd like to sing on your show for 10 seconds. Trying to get dementia, but he's brilliant.

[B]

Is he right there? Does he want to sing right now? Did I tell you about me wanting to kick your ass? Did I tell you about me going over to your house and sticking my foot in your butt?

[D]

No.

[B]

And black in your eye. Did I tell you about that? I don't need you anymore.

[D]

Excuse me.

[B]

Are you going to get.

[E]

Are you going to.

[D]

Are you going to be able to pass my bodyguards?

[B]

Yes, I will. I don't need you harassing me. I don't need you calling my show like a freak. And this last one came from Topeka, Kansas. So that's cute that you've got a, you know, a bank of phone lines, but go blow them on somebody else. I don't need your help. Thank you. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is John Clay Wolf and I've got stalkers. Oh, yeah. We're back. Back to the John Claywolf show, presented by givemethevin.com all I gotta do is vroom. A room, vroom, vroom. And a boom, boom. Call in 800-800-RADIO. It's so much easier to criticize someone else's work than come up with creativity of your own.

[A]

Leave me alone.

[B]

Bring it up with HR Call Cindy, she'll handle it. Now, John Clay Wolf. Baba. Do those M M's have jalapeno in them?

[A]

Yes, they do.

[B]

I'll be damned. Are you kidding me?

[A]

You picked it out. I did not know you're so. One track.

[B]

You were.

[A]

You had a handful and were walking away and I was saying, have you tried those yet? Have you tried it?

[B]

And I said no.

[A]

Tasty, huh?

[B]

Is it really different? Does it. Are you kidding me? Is there a jalapeno? Hand me the bag. I've never heard of such in my life.

[A]

He's got a sombrero on.

[B]

It's all gone too far. The Mexican takeover. From big booties to Mexican food. And now it's in my M M's. We do need to build wall.

[E]

Yeah, we do.

[D]

Wow.

[B]

Just like I told that builder, your builder. I was like one illegal worker. And a screwdriver does not create what I call a hot job site. Well, there were two. I'm like, yeah. The other one has a spackle paddle. And they're. I mean, they're doing nothing. I mean, he's just going, I'm getting my house remodeled. And they're just going so slow. They cannot keep people working on time, but. So when. When he goes dry, he sends his Mexican guys over. One of them, okay. With a screwdriver or a hammer, walk around just to be there all day. Just to say that there were people on the side.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

It's the damnedest thing I've ever seen. I think we need a union labor myself.

[E]

And they rebuilt the porch.

[B]

They did that.

[E]

They did wrong. They did wrong the first time.

[B]

They did. And then they. And then they built. They poured concrete on it yesterday, but they set the railing posts and the step down to where you walk to the next part of the balcony. They railed that off.

[E]

Okay.

[A]

Excuse the heavy SLTMPO for Los Camita.

[E]

Are they a full year off schedule yet or no?

[B]

For six months.

[E]

Six months.

[B]

It's nice.

[E]

You'll love it. By Christmas. Which Christmas?

[B]

I need an air check. Who's listening? What's out there? 800-800-7234. Inner City Beltway folks, I'd like to know because we're new to this station, where our listeners are. Are they. Are they in the woods in Virginia? Are they inside the beltway? If you call in real quick and give us a shout out. 800, 800 radio. 8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234. 800, 800 radio. Just air check. I just want to know if this thing's on. Can we.

[C]

Can we guess? Like make a bet? Because my bet is most of ours are outside of the beltway. That's my bet.

[B]

Well, I just don't know the population. What about the population?

[C]

There's a lot outside.

[B]

Yeah, there's more outside. I mean, I'm going to guess you're right. I think it's a pretty good bet.

[A]

Early in the spring 2019, syndicated radio program from Texas went into the woods of Burkittsville, Maryland to find A radio audience. Six months later, their footage was found.

[C]

Well, the other reason is too. I think our station in the urban areas isn't really popular. That's just my guess.

[E]

Maybe it's.

[A]

What's that?

[B]

What's urban? Like.

[C]

Like city, like, you know.

[E]

Yes, it means sit.

[B]

Like where they have street lights, right?

[E]

Yeah, it means city.

[B]

So stop signs, they like us and street lights, they don't.

[E]

Yes, like Constitution Avenue. Ish.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Nuh. I don't think that's true at all. You know, in a Houston on a Saturday morning. Okay. At 8:30 in the morning. And there you can't buy taffy for people standing around listening to the damn John Clay Wolf Show.

[B]

Claire, Good morning.

[D]

Good morning. You know who I am now?

[B]

I do. I know you. I know you. You're on the air.

[D]

That's kind of scary that you know who I am.

[B]

Oh, I've got a fancy computer system. Okay.

[D]

And I am in Alexandria. I am just. I am inside the Beltway. No, I'm just. Yeah, I'm in.

[B]

You don't know where you are, Honey, have you been drinking?

[D]

Well, you know, the Beltway is pretty big.

[B]

Yeah, but I mean, there's a line. It's like the Mason Dixon line or the Mexican border. I mean, which side of it are you on?

[D]

I'm just outside the Beltway.

[B]

I'm in the middle of it. Thank you. Claire. Good morning. You're on the air. Who's this?

[D]

Yeah, it's Kenneth, man.

[B]

Hey, Kent, where are you?

[D]

About 15 miles outside the Beltway, man, in Manassas. It's Manassas.

[B]

Sounds like a good town for Bobbo.

[D]

Yeah. Hey, man, we're right down. I'm like two miles away from the battlefields, you know, where all the. The war started, the Civil War crap.

[B]

Are you a Confederate? Are you a Union?

[D]

I'm an American Indian man.

[A]

Oh, that's another.

[B]

Yeah, but if you had to pick one Confederate or Union, which one would you go with?

[D]

Oh, hell, Bob.

[B]

Oh. Shaking his head, saying, I'm getting into bad territory. This is. We're not on in Oklahoma yet, Bob. Oklahoma starts in 15 minutes.

[D]

He asked me a bunch of difficult questions so early in the morning. Hell, I just woke up.

[B]

Call me back. Good morning. You're on the air. Who's this? Hello? Hello, Garrett, queuing back up. Garrett, good morning. You're on there.

[D]

Hey, what's up?

[B]

Good. Where are you?

[D]

I'm currently on 66 west going down towards Roanoke, but I'm just outside the Beltway. I'm actually in one of the urban areas listening to you guys.

[B]

Oh, your doors locked? Normally.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Are your shoes laced up tight in case you need to make a run for it?

[D]

I've got boots, so, you know, slip on and run.

[B]

Are you packing any heat this morning, Garrett, on me.

[D]

Not right now. At home? Yeah, I got a couple.

[B]

All right, well, then you're not deep enough in the urban areas. You're not scared yet. Call us when you're scared. 800-800-7 2, 3, 4. Good morning. You're on the air. Hello, Alexandria. I'll get. I'll just get the ones that are already screen. Katie, good morning.

[D]

Hey, how are you?

[B]

Katie Lynn. She's got. She's gonna be on the Confederate side of things.

[E]

She is, and she's turning currently.

[B]

Katie, are you on a horse? No. She's turning. No, I'm not on a horse. Oh, it sounds like.

[E]

Are you turning left? Are you turning? I'm gonna say you're turning left.

[D]

I did.

[B]

I turned left.

[E]

Thank you.

[B]

I hear. We hear your blinker, but I was more thinking that you were like. I had this vision that you were a Southern belle from Virginia that, like, in a boost in a bustier, riding a horse, side saddle down the street, calling us on your cell phone.

[D]

Okay, fair. Fair. Yes, but no. Yeah. No, I grew up with horses, but I'm not currently riding one. That's kind of dangerous in Northern Virginia.

[E]

John. You give me the vapors.

[B]

Did you. Were you just calling to say hi or. You got anything, honey?

[D]

Nope, Just calling to check in, you know, Union side of things, not Confederate. Thank you for. Thank you for asking.

[B]

Absolutely. Send me some nudes. And we're glad that you're part of the show. You know, we're just trying to. We're new here. We're just trying to get a feel for our audience. Is this the first time you've heard us?

[D]

Yeah, I listen. I listen to the. To the radio on my way to my classes every morning.

[B]

Are you college student?

[D]

No, trade school. I'm a cosmetology student.

[B]

I thought she was gonna say AC repair. Man, I'm gonna miss that one.

[A]

Nice.

[B]

Thank you. Katie. Manita side bitch. Gary in Manassas.

[D]

How you doing?

[B]

Good. Union or Confederacy?

[D]

Confederate.

[B]

All right. Confederate. Valerie in Rockville, Maryland, who did you side with, the Union or the Confederacy?

[D]

How are you?

[B]

Good.

[D]

Union.

[B]

Maybe that's why they won.

[D]

Maybe.

[A]

I was gonna say there really ain't no Confederacy to side with no more.

[B]

No. Well, I mean, they're right there on the line you know, I mean, this station's like 50 50. It's cut. It's a border blaster, really. And I didn't know, you know, what the sentiment 150 years later was or two. How many years has it been? A long time. It's been a while. It's been a while.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

You know, I just didn't know, you know, because if we did this. If we did this shout out in a minute when we have Louisiana and South Texas. Oh, my God. We'd have to lock the door. The buffalo soldiers would be riding the black ones, the light ones, all betweeners. Valerie? What you got, honey?

[D]

Oh, I was just calling to say hi in that I still listen to you guys every morning out here in Rockville.

[B]

Well, thank you, Val. Thank you very much. My name is John Clay Wolf and we will continue polling this serious topic as soon as we return right here on big 100.

[A]

Less cars, more bull. The John Clay Wolf Show. Anytime that you want me.

[B]

Is that Steve Perry? Anytime that you need me. He came out with a new album last week. Did you hear it?

[A]

Was it last week?

[B]

This month.

[A]

He's been promoing this thing for a long time.

[E]

Yeah, he teased it about a year ago. And it was just.

[B]

I mean, the song for a terrible. I thought his voice was good.

[A]

Yeah, it's like, you know, Sinatra in 75 was not the same Sinatra we had in 59.

[B]

He wasn't a drunk, womanizing, alcoholic sex addict.

[A]

Yes, he was, but his voice was different.

[B]

Chris. And it said, good morning, you're on the air.

[E]

Or a different shirt.

[D]

Hey, good morning. This is Chris down to Stafford outside the bedway.

[B]

Stafford, okay. And are you down there?

[D]

Down there, Fredericksburg.

[B]

Oh, I know exactly that is. Okay, so it does reach down farther station. Now, did you. Did you tell DJ Prek if you sided with the Union or the Confederacy?

[D]

I didn't. I got no opinion on that right now.

[B]

You gotta have an opinion. I mean, you gotta. You gotta pick one.

[D]

Well, I was born in Chantilly and I'm about to lay some decking boards all day, so I'll let you figure that out.

[B]

Okay. Now. Hey, J.D. will you run up there and lock the door?

[E]

Sure.

[B]

Cool. 800-800-7, 2, 3, 4.

[A]

After careful consideration, I decided to go ahead and call the radio show because I heard the sighs kick was a quail.

[B]

My goodness. 800-800-7, 2, 3, 4, Lord. 800.

[A]

Good morning, Virginia.

[B]

800 radio. We bought it. We bought a. Oh, you know, for. We haven't talked cars a Whole hour. But we, we buy and sell cars. Givemetheven.com that's the sponsor of this show and I actually, I'm the owner of it. Founder of it. I wear two hats. Country and western.

[E]

Yes you do.

[B]

I'm a radio host and I also have this company, givemetheven.com but we had a 02F250 Powerstroke with a 73 in it and 30,000 miles and it had the bucket back seats which they don't make anymore. But this is an old ass truck. It's old. Oh two.

[A]

Oh yeah.

[B]

We paid the guy $30,000 for it.

[E]

Jesus. Really?

[B]

30,000.

[A]

30,000 miles though.

[B]

30,000 miles on a seven. Three.

[E]

Who drives a truck 30,000 miles.

[B]

Watch. What? Oh our numbers. 800-800-722-3 4. 800800 radio. Watch all the people pour in with the seven. 268,000 miles is not 30, homeboy. 120 is not 30. 50 is not 30. 30 is 30. Miles are more sensitive on cars than people realize. I mean especially the more expensive the car, the more sensitive it is. When you get into these heavy lux cars, supercars, think about motorcycle miles. You know, if a Harley shows up with 8000 miles, you're like damn, what kind of jerk off road that thing for 8000 miles? I mean I don't, I'm kidding now. I don't want, I. I didn't want to offend my Harley friends.

[A]

Right.

[B]

But, but if it's two years old and you put 8,000 miles on a motorcycle. Yeah, you're pretty hard up.

[E]

Who you running from?

[B]

They're just riding ride because I mean, you know, in these exotic cars, Lamborghinis for. It's all that stuff. It's kind of the same thing. I mean a thousand miles a year, that's plenty. 500 miles a year, it's about right.

[E]

Yeah. You come up with a hundred thousand mile Corvette.

[B]

Sorry, it's just a different animal.

[E]

But it's beautiful.

[B]

It's just a different animal.

[C]

Would you say that truck that 30,000 miles 7.3. It's may be the only one in the United States. I mean I, I've never heard.

[B]

It's like that 93 cobra I bought off that little old lady, literally bought it new, had 18000 miles. 93 Mustang Cobra with 18000 miles in teal. I gave her $30,000 also that was a year ago when, when somebody goes to give me the vin.com or calls in the show with the right Car. You might get your socks knocked off. Good morning. You're on the air, Josh.

[E]

Morning.

[A]

I love.

[D]

Listen. Every time I go to school.

[B]

Excellent. How old are you?

[D]

I'm 21.

[B]

Perfect. So you're not a dumbass. Because, see you. I'm not.

[D]

Well, I don't think so. My professors do.

[B]

To get our kind of humor, you got to have a little sense. You can't just be completely covered in tattoos and high on crack like a lot of 20 year olds. Just. Just buzz. Just buzz. Just buzz. Gail, good morning. You're on.

[D]

Good morning. Hey, I'm just calling to let you know I'm. Hi, I'm calling in from California.

[B]

Maryland. California, Maryland. I don't know where that is. Where is that?

[A]

West side.

[D]

That is. That is southern part of Maryland. Before you reach Virginia. Okay, King George.

[B]

I need to learn my. My geography around there. I haven't spent enough time around there at all.

[D]

About 90 miles south of Washington, D.C. right on the water.

[E]

It's just south of Hollywood, Maryland, actually.

[B]

Have you ever been to Texas? Gail? Have you ever been to Texas much?

[D]

I come to Texas all the time. I have a girlfriend that lives in Austin who just moved to Georgetown.

[B]

Now, Austin is kind of a liberal place, so when you say girlfriend in Austin in the same sentence, I ask, are you gltbo or whatever it's called?

[D]

No, sir. We worked together years ago.

[B]

I gotcha.

[A]

We're both registered nurses.

[B]

Awesome. All right, well, look us up the next time you're in town. What is a gltbo?

[A]

It's not that different. He just turned. He changed the order up a little bit. What's the O for?

[B]

Yeah, what's the T? It'd be, well, like TBO in a airplane. Engines. Time. Total burnout. Time till burnout.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

So gay.

[D]

Yeah, it's lgbqt.

[B]

So what's the cue?

[D]

Just for reference, what did you say?

[B]

I'm queer. That's what the cue is. She said Q. Yeah, exactly. Ah, thank you, Gail.

[A]

I think I like gltbo better.

[B]

Gl.

[A]

Gay, lesbian, trans. By.

[E]

Over here.

[B]

Gltbo. I had it wrong.

[E]

Goodness.

[B]

800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800. What? I'm noticing, out of all the people that we took to air and all the people that didn't, 85 of our audience is female.

[D]

Really?

[B]

Send me some nudes.

[E]

No, that's.

[A]

He's not saying that.

[B]

That's Turley playing. Drops on me from way back.

[D]

Right, right, right.

[B]

That makes sense. Okay, now I'm getting. So we're going to join 30 stations here in about the next segment.

[A]

Seven minutes.

[B]

But this segment just. You big 100 or 101. No, 100. They wanted to put us on DC 101 and I didn't want to do it.

[E]

Why?

[B]

Because I was looking at the numbers and the playlists and I really thought the people that listen to this station would be more intelligent than people that listen to that other station. Have better cars, which means that they have better credit scores, which means they have better cars, which means they have more money and more sense. When you're on those Hard Rock stations are a bunch of idiots. They just are, man. They're buying tattoos, not. Not making payments.

[E]

We were on a station in Texas once that was that way we'll mention any names.

[B]

Right. But I mean because at the end of the day we do want to buy the cars, you know. Do you have the Barry Manilow song? He sang about it, you know.

[E]

But all the colors you get do seem to be pretty shar.

[B]

Right.

[E]

They get the bit, they get the. And then we've only been there what, six weeks.

[B]

But when you're playing on the alt rock stations. Yeah. If. If Five Finger Death Punch or is in hot rotation. Yeah.

[E]

Possibly we're on the wrong station.

[B]

I mean. And we've been to those in person deals like where we do the in persons on those stations. Hey, meet John Clay Wolf and the gang here at the Rebel Roadhouse, blah blah blah. And I'm. You need to be packing a gun on both sides.

[E]

Scare you? They showed up at 7 o' clock in the morning with a cooler of beer.

[B]

So Barry Manilow.

[E]

Yes.

[B]

Rewrote a song for us that was so cool about seven years ago.

[E]

Right before he did the Vegas trip.

[B]

Yeah. And explains the car side of things. I'll go ahead and play it.

[A]

I was born with a wholesale license and I bid the very first car. I bid the Fords and the Subarus together I'm John Claywolf and I buy the car. I buy the cars that barely start or go I buy cars that wind up in Mexico I've even bought a piece of OR two I buy the cars, I buy the car oh, my carpets can make you mad or here's a hobbit to make you glad and I'll buy that minivan if you say it's nice I'll bet any old kind of truck Gas or diesel who gives a. I'll sell you, you can buy I can buy if you'll sell Send the title through the mail I buy the cars that gear has crashed and burned I buy Corvettes and Hyundais Buick Lucerne I'll take that Chevrolet for 17 5. I buy the cars I buy the.

[B]

Car.

[A]

I buy the cars from your old Uncle John I bought some cars that went to Mexico I'll give 1200 for your pieces. Right. I buy the cars, I buy the car. I'm the real deal and I buy the.

[B]

Good job, Bob.

[A]

And.

[B]

And Barry, that was amazing.

[C]

That says everything right there.

[B]

Buys the car that was nine years ago.

[A]

I think it was.

[B]

God almighty. A getting old. Been doing this stuff too long.

[E]

Wow.

[B]

Holy hell. My kid's 12. We're turning 13 in July.

[A]

Maddox.

[B]

No, Max. And when we started this show the first time, it was. I remember I was about two weeks in and I had to fly to Denmark to go meet him because she had him over there. Yeah, In. In the Abadiel.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

The Abba hospital. He was born in the Abacult. My. My in laws are Abba.

[E]

This is the Apple.

[B]

And we'll be back in just a minute. My name is John Clay Wolf and I. Unless that clock's wrong. That's right. We buy cars on the radio. 800-800-7234. Just go to givemetheven.com and if we don't beat your Carmax offer I'll either one kiss your ass or two, give you a hundred dollar bill. American woman gonna mess your mind American woman gonna mess your mind American woman gonna mess your mind. Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show. What the hell's going on? 800, 800 radio.

[C]

Oh, man, I'm blessed to be in the room with a legend.

[A]

Pull up that 50, Charlie.

[B]

Let's do this thing now. John Clay Wolf, Alex in Virginia. Alex wants to talk about fair trade versus slavery. Well, that's a stretch this early in the morning. Dj, I'm gonna need another cup of coffee. Alex, what's on your mind, son?

[D]

Good morning, gentlemen. I appreciate you all taking my car. I haven't done this before. I was listening to y' all show for the first time and it sounded like good, provocative radio and an opportunity for me to bring.

[B]

You can't cuss and don't say any of the seven deadly words.

[D]

Yes, sir. Yes, sir. I am Peace Corps Africa, and I serve there. And the way Peace Corps sees it, I'm still a member of Peace Corps. And I think you can. You can take that to kind of mean that. Absolutely. I would be on the union side for the Survey. Especially in the sense that the purpose of, you know, bloodshed and so many lives lost was to end slavery.

[B]

Hold on.

[A]

First time we've ever had the word bloodshed on the program. Let me make a note.

[B]

DJ Will you get him that other guy's phone number so they can talk? Because they've got a lot to talk about.

[D]

Yeah, I'll need another pot of coffee.

[B]

So, Alex, real quick, what's your hit?

[D]

Well, I. There's a.

[B]

Okay. Charles in Virginia. Good morning. You're on the air. Hey, what you got?

[D]

Yeah, I've got a. I got Alexis, I want to sell. Headed on the Auto Trader. And then I stumbled across your show, your last show last week. And you know, I've been getting some BS offers. I'll see what you see what you guys can do.

[B]

Is it a long wheel? I see 09 Lexus LS460. So is it a long body or the regular size?

[D]

Regular size.

[B]

Okay, what color?

[D]

White. Pearl white.

[B]

40,000 miles.

[D]

40,000 miles in Virginia.

[B]

So drive it all. It's all wheel drive. So it all rolls into. Does it have rust or does it not have rust?

[D]

No, no, I wouldn't say that it does have. Has any rust. I mean, I keep it with that kind of miles. You know, I keep it off.

[B]

I mean, you can go to Syracuse, New York and put 300 miles in a car. The floorboards will rot out. Well, so anyway, you said you've got some BS offers, and that's why I was wondering about the rust. Because if it has rust, then people are going to hit it real low. And you're thinking it's understandable, but where did you take it? Well, he just. Let's get back to the resting. Is it clean or is it not clean?

[D]

It's clean.

[B]

Okay. I'm gonna buy it as clean, then rust, free car. There's no okay. You said you got some BS offers.

[A]

What.

[B]

What have you been offered?

[A]

Well, I'm.

[D]

Like I said, I better listen. Auto trader for 17 5.

[B]

Okay.

[D]

And you know, they've just.

[B]

Did you go to carmax?

[D]

That. No, did not go to carmax.

[B]

They won't let me lead them. What other bs? So what kind of offers have you gotten from the public?

[D]

14 grand. 13. 13 grand.

[B]

Okay. 09 Lexus with 40. And does it have a clean Carfax or is excellent history.

[D]

Clean Carfax.

[B]

What does it take to buy it? See, let's go back. You've got it listed for 17.5on autotrader. The high offer that you just said you've had is 15 grand. So you've had offer 2500 back of your listing price. I'm a wholesale car dealer, but I advertise and brag that I buy on the very high end of wholesale, on the bottom end of retail. So that's it. So you know what you were expecting when you called me? What will you take? What. What's it take to buy it?

[D]

Well, you know, I figured that I would be at least in that 15 and a half range. 16 range. Listen it for 17 5. I thought that would be. That'd be a fair number. And the only reason.

[B]

What do I have to write a check for what? Listen, Charles, not to be rude, but this is what happens. People start. I'm trying to. I'm trying to buy the car. I don't know if you realize it. I'm like getting ready to authorize a check to be cut on this thing. So what. What's the bottom amount of money that this check can be written out for A number to get your car bought now.

[D]

15, 5.

[B]

Okay. 15, 500. Okay. John Clay Wolf. DJ Pre K. Will you give this to Terry downstairs and have him get with Charles so they can wrap this up? Charles, do you want to pick up today or do you want it picked up Monday?

[D]

Monday's fine. Okay, Monday's fine.

[B]

We're going to fire off the. What we call the Sell that sounder. So please moved it.

[D]

It.

[B]

That's probably Bobo. Anyway. That's the. That's our show slogan is Sell that. Sell that. Sell that. Let's go. So you're. You're the first one for the day. Congratulations.

[D]

All right.

[B]

All right. Thank you. 800, 800.

[C]

Yeah, somebody moved my edited one.

[B]

800, 800. Why did you need to edit it? Well, then play the long one. What you think we should do you.

[D]

Think we should sell that?

[B]

Let's go. 800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 Radio Turley. When you run into a problem, son, you just need to improvise. Sometimes it'll be better than what you were trying to do anyway. JD what's in the news? Well, you know, I was going to.

[E]

Ask you where's our breakfast? We have food.

[B]

I don't know. I just asked my wife if she wanted to bring some ABBA tacos up.

[E]

ABBA ta. What's an abatt.

[B]

We're starting. She's. She's. She's talking to the starting about opening a fast food restaurant. A Mexican fast food restaurant, A taco stand and use the ABBA moniker from her.

[E]

I think they might get in trouble. No, using the Abomonica.

[B]

Who's they? She's her family. But no, she's talked to her about it.

[E]

Okay. That'd be very, very cool.

[B]

I told her she should. I mean, you might as well use the damn brand. It's sold more albums than anything else in the country. I think more than Elvis for the Eagles.

[E]

That's some awesome food downstairs this week. Weinberger Deli from Grapevine, Texas.

[B]

Did you.

[E]

Do you remember that? Were you down there for that?

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

Oh, it's amazing. They've been around.

[B]

Did we pay them?

[E]

We did pay them.

[B]

Okay.

[E]

But we also.

[B]

Oh, yeah. Well, let's just plug them.

[E]

I'm gonna plug them because it was delicious.

[B]

Okay.

[E]

And they've been around 52 years. They started in Chicago. They have 120 sandwiches. And yes, I get free stuff.

[C]

I was wondering where this was going.

[B]

When we wrote him a check for lunch.

[E]

My buddy Dan Weinberger is there.

[B]

No, it is good. Weinberger, you did a great job with the lobster rolls. Appreciate it.

[E]

Lobster rolls.

[C]

So what about breakfast?

[B]

Okay.

[C]

I mean, that's what I thought we're talking about here.

[B]

If you're gonna be plugging food, needs to be bringing me some like now, right? Don't be talking about stuff I already paid for. Got it. Good. Okay. Good morning, you're on the air. Who's this?

[D]

This is Mo.

[B]

Mo, what you got?

[D]

I got a. I got a 2011 half ton Dodge Ram, Sport White with 103,000 miles.

[B]

Is it a quad? Is a four door, two door?

[D]

Yeah, it's a. It's a crew cab.

[B]

Okay. Big back door. And is it, is, is, Is it a four wheel drive or two?

[D]

It's two wheel drive.

[B]

Which engine?

[D]

It's the 5.7 Hemi and it's the, it's the sport package. So it's leather heated, cold seats, heated steering wheel, trailer brakes.

[B]

Sounds nice. Does 10 grand buy it? How much? 10,000.

[D]

No.

[B]

Well, you heard the last call. If I wrote a check for it, what's the bottom amount? You would take a check for it? I'll tell you if I'm gonna write a check for it or not.

[D]

15.

[B]

I can't make that work as a two wheel drive in a that many years old. In a hundred thousand miles, I might be able to split the difference with you and get there, but I cannot get to 15. No. There's a four wheel drive with 70. Yes. There's a four wheel drive With 80. Yes. But a two wheel drive with a hundred. No, but go to givemetheven.com, load it up. Let's see what my computer bids it at. Maybe. Maybe I'm hungover and hitting them low, but anybody can go to givemetheven.com, put in their VIN number or their license plate, and the computer will bid it instantaneously. And we'll work on it after the show. Thanks. 800-800-723-4. Steve, good morning. You're on the air.

[D]

Good morning. How are you?

[B]

I'm good. Oh, I've got something I need to do. Steve, can you call me back in. In about. About 10 minutes?

[A]

Yes.

[B]

All right, thanks.

[E]

What you got?

[B]

800, 817. I want to talk to South Carolina. Good morning. Hey. Hey.

[D]

I'm not from South Carolina. From Maryland.

[B]

Oh, is this Greenberg again?

[D]

This. Yeah, this is out. Oh, should I say my first name or. I'm not allowed to say that.

[B]

What do you need, bud?

[D]

Wait, can I give him my. Can I give you my telephone number?

[B]

Baba, what happened to you? 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[E]

I'm gonna kill him. You know, Easter's speaking of something lovely. Easter is coming up. April 21st. Everybody loves an Easter bunny. And a dentist in New Jersey put up a little Easter Bunny display. Could that get somebody upset? You wouldn't think so, would you? But it features five mannequins and lingerie and bunny ears. A woman right across the street. I know you'll be shocked. John didn't like it. And hilarity ensued.

[B]

We are in Clifton, New Jersey, and as you know, Easter is just two weeks away. And a local dentist is getting a lot of attention because. Because he's deciding to celebrate Easter with a few mannequins who are dressed in only lingerie, bunny ears, and, of course, the fishnet stockings. People want it down, and some people think it's allowed. He's allowed to do this. You sure you want to do that? Why are you doing this?

[D]

Because it's disgusting.

[B]

I live across the street.

[A]

A.

[C]

Was she taking it down?

[A]

Yeah, there's a. There's a viral video going around. You can see that on the John Clay Wolf Show Facebook page. A lady from across the street came over with garden shears and began to dismantle the entire display, cutting the fish nets off. That goes on for a while.

[E]

It's Easter.

[A]

Yeah. And the. The audio ends there because she doesn't say a lot. She's just smiling and so happy. She's got blue hair.

[B]

You got to Be careful when you're dancing around Jesus dying and. And combining that with strippers.

[A]

Well, Easter's the resurrection though.

[E]

I mean, all right, there's the sound bite. The week.

[B]

You do, man.

[A]

Bunny's a bunny.

[B]

Just got a tiptoe.

[C]

Are they saying it's the same thing? Cuz Easter to some people doesn't mean anything about Jesus at all.

[B]

Well then what the hell else could it mean?

[E]

What do you mean? Who, who, who would it not? I can see it not meaning anything about bunny rabbits, but it does mean about Jesus.

[B]

I mean, Easter is the whole idea.

[C]

Well, but there's some people that don't. They just take it as a holiday, like Hallmark.

[A]

It's the spring solstice. It's since we knew how to say the word sun.

[E]

All right, all right.

[B]

So it's Phil in Daytona Beach, Florida. Does this 09 Tahoe really have 11,000 miles on it? Yeah. Why are the miles so low? I'm glad they are. I just wanted to know the story.

[D]

Because I'm tired from the Navy and I don't really go anywhere. I go to the grocery store and you know, I drove back to Massachusetts a couple times, stuff like that. But for the most part it sits out in the driveway.

[B]

How's the rust factor?

[D]

I got a 4x4 because I was in Massachusetts and at the time there, of course you need the 4 by 4 for the snow in the bad weather.

[B]

Does it have quad buckets? Which trim level is it?

[D]

You know, it's cloth interior, but the back seats have never really been sitting in the front seats. Everything's cool and there's no tears in it. The dash is mint. You know, I've kept it up.

[B]

I'd like to buy this car. I need to see pictures of it.

[D]

Take a couple of snaps, 5.3 liters, 5.3 liter engine.

[B]

Take a couple of snaps with your cell phone and send me some pictures of it so I can see what we're looking at. I love it. I just want to make sure that it's it. If it was an ltz, I'd know exactly how, right? Take a picture of the Odo too. Hang on just a second. Hey, DJ Pre K, can you hear me? Grab Phil on one and write it. Write his number down so you can call him back and buy his car. All right. Drunk Ass Tracy, I thought we only had. Oh, Drunk Ass Don in there. Drunk Ass Tracy, are you there? Okay, it looks like Drunk Ass Tracy and Drunk Ass Don are already listening and being entertained this morning. Here, will you Take us out to commercial break right now. We've got to go.

[D]

Okay, go.

[B]

No, no, you do it. You. You. You take us out like.

[D]

Okay, I'm taking you out to a commercial right now.

[B]

Yes. So you do the sounder for it.

[D]

It.

[B]

Drunk ass. Tracy, go.

[D]

Drunk out.

[B]

Tracy go.

[D]

The salad report. What am I doing?

[B]

You need to say. And we'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show after these messages.

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We're gonna get back to the John Clay was show. Really John Clay.

[B]

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We'll see about that said Chipotle.

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Section 1 Chipotle.

[A]

We'll see about that said Chipotle.

[B]

Oh, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. We need a. We need a dropper for like the junk ass mild out car segment. Yo. Hey. Good morning, Cushing. Oklahoma cushion. Oklahoma. Good morning.

[D]

How are you?

[B]

Good. What you got?

[D]

I have an 84 Bronco 2 four wheel drive.

[B]

How many miles?

[D]

It's got the 101.

[B]

Hang on. If it's nice, it's not bad. These are actually the best four wheel drive climbers. These in Suzuki samurais that there are. On a scale of 1 to 10, how nice is this car?

[D]

It's an 8.

[B]

So it's a. It's a nice one. Okay. Where do you live? Where do you live?

[D]

I live on the south side of Oklahoma City.

[B]

That's. We're not gonna hold that against you, but at least we'll know where to pick the car. I don't know. Does a thousand bucks buy it?

[D]

No, no, no.

[A]

Come on now.

[B]

Just 2,000 bucks. Buy it.

[D]

No.

[B]

It's a Bronco too. It's not an OJ special.

[D]

It's a bronco. Yeah, I know, I know you're right. But it has a big V6. It has a four wheel drive package. It has a tow package.

[B]

Man at 82, it ain't got no package.

[D]

Never been set in.

[B]

It ain't got no package. The back seats had a woman give birth in it. You don't even know you haven't had. Did you buy it new?

[D]

The back seats has never been sitting. My cousin did. Yes.

[B]

Yeah. Where's your cousin live?

[D]

He lives at. Right now. He's in a. On a boat in Kuwait or somewhere. He's.

[B]

He's in El Reno, Oklahoma. Okay. Hey, do this. Go to givemethevin.com and load it up. Let's take a Look. All right, let's go through some mild out junk. 95 Dodge million miles, two wheel drive, dually dust and average rough or clean.

[D]

How are you?

[B]

Good. Is your truck average rough or clean?

[D]

Pretty clean.

[B]

I'm thinking 3,000. If it's pretty clean, it's got 218,000 miles on it. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Terry in Louisiana. 11 SLT with 250,000 miles. But J.D. wait, there's more.

[E]

Wait, there's more.

[B]

Got a brand new transmission. Terry. The bad news is you shouldn't have bought it a new transmission. You should just let it die its own natural death.

[D]

I realize that now.

[B]

Sometimes people, y' all just gotta quit keeping, keeping them alive. You know, it just costs more. You cause yourself more pain by keeping them alive than letting these cars just die naturally. And they get to a mileage point that they have no more breath in them. You let them go. I will give. I will give. I will get. Does it have a sunroof and navigation?

[D]

It does not. The leather seats are. Inside are nine and a half.

[B]

Had a ninety pound one driving it with ten pounds. Boobs. Eleven Yukonics SLT with 250. 50,000 miles. What's that truck worth? Four grand?

[D]

It was, it was bought, it was, it was bought in, in the February 2012.

[B]

Four grand.

[D]

So I mean it was a holdover.

[B]

Four grand.

[D]

I was thinking a little bit more.

[B]

But I, I gotta sell a quarter million mile Yukon. I mean if it had the gear in the, in the camels. Well, what's a nice way to say the Middle Easterners, he's not a hater, he's a Texan.

[D]

He's the accidental racist.

[B]

Well these guys, they've got their brother, you know, Mo, his name. There's car dealers in the United States and they're all named Mo and they're from Saudi.

[A]

They, they.

[B]

It's no, they're all named.

[A]

He's the accidental.

[B]

But Bob, they're all named Mode. They're all, they're all.

[A]

He's the accidental race.

[B]

Because Mo is easier to pronounce than Ahmed or Achnod or.

[A]

Anyway, hold on, how do you spell that?

[B]

Mo. So Mo is gonna buy this car and send it to his brother Mo2mo Junior over in Kuwait or Islamabad. But the problem is is they want. If they buy them to ship them, they want them with the gear. The gear is leather. Riff and Nav. This one has leather. It's missing two pieces of gear. So Mo might not. Mo might turn his ass to this one. Then it's going to Jose, right? It's going down, across the border down there. It's got to jump. That wall that they're building, It's a Rio Grande jumper. So. So, Terry, I'm just trying to figure out where I'm gonna sell this thing. So I'm four grand right now. And if I come up with some more countries that I think want it, then I'll give more. Thanks. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. 8008-0072-3480-0800 Radio. Is the call in number Billy? A15 Silverado LT. Let's see what you got here. It's a Z71 32, 000 mile altitude package. Leather navigation, crew cab. I like the miles.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

What color?

[D]

White.

[B]

What color leather?

[D]

Black.

[B]

White. Black. Average. Rough or clean? Very clean. Is it a nice one?

[D]

Yes, sir.

[B]

Does 30. Does 30 grand? Buy it. That sounds like too much, isn't it? Totally. A 15 with 30. Let me look it up. What. What's it take to buy it?

[D]

30 is pretty close.

[B]

Yeah. I think 30 might be a little long in the old tooth. I think 30 might be a drunk. I brought this fat girl home and I woke up and like, whoa, whoa.

[A]

Hey.

[B]

Oh, what did we do last night?

[E]

I bet a two of the ten. Woke up at ten with a two.

[B]

Hang on. Everybody. Slow down.

[D]

It's got the. Got the nice rims and the Mickey Thompson tires and the hard top tunnel with the bedliner.

[B]

Is it a double cab or a crew cab? I forgot to ask that question.

[D]

It's. It's that crude? Well, you know, it's got the full.

[B]

Seat, the big back door. Okay, now which trim level is it? I know it's got an altitude package, but how does it decode it from a VIN point of view? Is it an LT or an ltz?

[D]

I think.

[B]

I think it's.

[D]

LT is what they. What they call it because I think they had the leather put in, you know, on the seat. So it would have been cloth, I guess, originally.

[B]

Is it ls So I need the VIN number. Go to. Give me the vin.com and load the VIN number up. I'm. I'm. I'm upper 20s. I need to see what we're talking about. If it's not a LTZ, I'm not 30, but I'm upper 20s. I need to see. I need the VIN number. Or you can just go to give the vin.com and put the license plate number and then it'll bust the VIN out automatically. All right. 8008-0072-3480-0800. Radio. Bob, what were we talking about a minute ago?

[C]

Oh, we're talking about Lieutenant Dan and where he gets his.

[B]

His. Oh, we're talking about the Confederacy versus the Union in our. Yeah, our big 100 DC listener poll that we did earlier this morning.

[A]

Yes, yes.

[B]

And then you said, our own Lieutenant.

[C]

Dan, he's a Confederate. Yeah, for sure he is. Oh, yeah. Oh, I'm just. Well, I know that he's got a hood that's pressed somewhere in his closet.

[B]

What?

[C]

Yes.

[B]

So he's. He's a kkk, He's a clown?

[C]

No, no, no, not so much him. I think it's just maybe in his past, somebody in his family might have.

[E]

Explain how, you know, he is a hood in his closet.

[C]

I may be jumping to conclusions.

[A]

Yeah, I was gonna say he maybe, but I don't think so. He actually. Actually, Lieutenant Dan said something very, very off to me not too long ago.

[B]

Oh, boy. Yeah.

[A]

And I thought.

[E]

Didn't take much to be said before.

[C]

He's like, you know, don't think I don't have one in my closet. And I'm like, what do you mean?

[B]

Really?

[C]

Where do you get that pressed is my question.

[D]

Yeah, who?

[B]

If you. Did you ever see Clayton Bigsby, the black white supremacist on the Dave Chappelle Show? The funniest. Dave Chappelle had the funniest racial. See, his whole deal was division. I mean, bringing people together, unity by division, unity by division. He'd do this crazy stuff, get everybody gasp. And then he'd wrap it all up and bring people together. And I thought it was brilliant. He didn't mean bad. A lot of people turned on him and thought that he was being a racist. Like he was making money off of the racial stereotypes, which he was. But if you really watched, what he was doing is similar to what, the way I play it. Because I don't. I'm not a racist. He's not a hater. I'm just a dumbass. There's a difference between being a dumbass and a racist. My name is John Clay Wolf, and I'll be back. Una momento, por favor. And now we return to the john clay wolf show. Yeah, you played all the good ones earlier, Bob. If y' all want to hear the good intro songs, grab the podcast at one o'.

[C]

Clock.

[B]

You don't like this song? Oh, it's fine. Sex, drugs and candy or something.

[D]

Sure, yeah.

[C]

Macy's Playground one hit wonder.

[B]

Yeah, like disco lemonade.

[D]

Blow my brains out. Saturday morning.

[B]

Looks Eddie Vedder's the only one still alive. Did this guy kill himself, too?

[C]

No, I don't believe he killed himself, Dave.

[B]

Rockville, Maryland Good morning. 10 Camaro with 6. It's a SSRS with leather. Does it have a sunroof? No. What color?

[D]

Red. Jewel tint coat. The optional paint job.

[B]

Well, paint. Paint. Paint me as a dumbass and tell me what color that means.

[D]

It's the. It's the real dark. Like a Bing Jerry.

[B]

You know.

[D]

You know what a Bing Jerry is, don't you? The real dark red. Maroon.

[B]

Yeah. So it's maroon like it's more metallic. Yeah.

[D]

More or less. Yes. It's the one that during the tsunami over In Japan in 2010, it washed the plant away. That's where they made the paint at. So they had to come out with another color match. You know, some close to it.

[E]

Man.

[B]

I have heard some great, great, great stories about cars over the years and why this option did that and that option did this. But Dave from Rockville, Maryland, you just took. You just took the tank. So his Camaro is so unique. Millions of Japanese people had to die, Literally. Yes. To bring this vehicle for this color, this. This color. And this is the one thing that came out of all that bloodshed. Yes. Is the paint on this car that is dark, blood red, metallic.

[A]

Hold on just a second. Bloodshed times two.

[C]

That's twice today. Yes.

[D]

And just think, next Thursday is the anniversary when we bomb them bastards.

[A]

Oh, no.

[B]

Well, we don't have to ask Dave if he's confederate or union. We already know. Leather on. So do you live in the hills or do you live in the city?

[A]

I think that's obvious.

[D]

I live on it. I live seven miles from the battlefield.

[B]

Oh, yeah, he's in the hills. So, like, do we need to do a live broadcast from the battlefield? Is that how this is going to go down? Down the road? We'll do ins and outs with trumpets.

[D]

We will.

[B]

Okay. Does. Does $15,000 buy the. The car?

[D]

Oh, come on now.

[B]

The $16,000 buy the car?

[D]

No, but you. I'm sorry, John. We're way far out.

[B]

It's a 10. You can buy a new one. This. I mean, how much? Number 427 of the dead Japanese bloodshed color red with the German Auschwitz hub centers.

[E]

Right.

[D]

I mean, I'm sorry.

[B]

Does 20 grand buy it?

[D]

No.

[B]

All right. I love you. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[A]

You should have tried to. To trade him with ammo and storageable food.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

Oh, that had done it. And water. Bottles of water.

[B]

Drunk ass. Tracy. Good morning.

[D]

Oh, good morning. I'm not Tracy. I'm drunk at Don's girlfriend. Tracy. Racing.

[B]

I know.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

Right.

[C]

It's too long.

[B]

That's just too long.

[D]

Listen, you're on the Confederate thing. Drunk ass. Don's grandpappy. Jeb Stewart. Cavalry General. Cavalry General Jeb. Jeff Stewart.

[B]

All right, I'll look that up in Wikipedia.

[C]

Definitely.

[D]

Yes.

[B]

We need to do this later in the show when we're not on Big Air and we're just in the Southern states because this is. Here's. Here's the deal, guys. We were on in D.C. early this morning, and nobody was showing their head, so I just threw a little electricity out there on the wire to see if anybody was awake, and they were, and now it's rolled into this hole. We're not doing the Confederacy thing. That is. Is not what we're doing. That's not what we're doing. Now, what were you saying about Lieutenant Dan's dog? He's racist. Yeah.

[C]

Actually, Babo, who brought this up?

[E]

And I forgot, Lieutenant Dan works here. You're saying his dog is racist.

[D]

Yes.

[E]

Stop it.

[C]

He has said dogs. He does not like black people. His dog.

[E]

Dogs.

[C]

Starts going at him.

[E]

Cannot make a dog racist.

[A]

No, no.

[C]

First of all, you can train your dog to do that.

[A]

Yes, you can.

[B]

This is insane.

[A]

Second of all. Second of all, you guys all know my background, right? I mean, like, you know my background kind of. When I hear. I'm beginning to want that kind of talk. And you can ask any of my friends and family.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

That I pass out a little bit.

[B]

I. I block a passing out nanny goat. Yeah.

[A]

I blocked out precisely what he said, but all I remember was I thought it was off, and I blanked out for about 10 minutes.

[E]

And so what are you.

[B]

What you.

[E]

Your point?

[A]

I don't remember precisely what.

[C]

That you can train. You can train your dog to hate people.

[B]

I think Lieutenant Dan is the reason. Everybody, new listers. Lieutenant Dan. We were at the auction ten years, five years ago, and this guy was coming, crazy guy was coming for me on the auction block. That's right. To have security now.

[E]

Sure.

[B]

And Lieutenant Dan tackled him.

[E]

Yeah. Between you and this guy.

[B]

Yep. And then the. So we just said sell that you can play the. The sound or what it sounds like, like all the commotion.

[E]

It's very exciting. Everybody's really. The emotions are very high at the auction.

[B]

So right at that time, one of those moments is, do you have any more auction? And this guy's running for me like a crazy Unabomber, so I'm not paying attention. And Lieutenant Dan taxes him. And the car gets sold. It's leaving. It runs over his leg. He lost his leg.

[E]

Got you in the battlefield saving you.

[B]

He's saving me. So he works here. He's got a job for life because of that. Sure. But he is. He is. He lives in Weatherford, Texas, and they're a little more Southern outside. You know, the deeper you get outside the city, the more stereotypical Texan people become. But to say that the dog, the poor canine, is a racist dog that has hate in his heart. I have problem with this. DJ Pre K. Have you ever known a dog. You're a white black guy. Have you ever known a dog to be racist?

[C]

Oh, yeah, man. That's why black folks don't mess with no dogs, man.

[B]

So not true. All right, you have enough. You identify as black. So do they like you? Well, you know, they.

[C]

Just get along with. With animals.

[E]

Great, man.

[C]

You know, I wear a lot of fur.

[E]

That's true.

[B]

Do you feel any. Any bad tempers from dogs when you come around dressed up like, you know, easy the way you look, you know, they. They see me at first, but, you know, then I start going, come here, baby boy. And then they. They lighten up a little bit. I love rap music so much. Yeah. I named my second son after the greatest rap band of all time. Did you know that? DJ Prickett. I don't know if you knew that. No, no, no. So if you look at, you know, you know how the little spoiled brat private school rich kids have their initials on their shirt?

[E]

Their shirts?

[B]

Like with the. With the middle initial and the first name on the right. Left, left. And the second name on the right.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Have you ever noticed Nolan when he's wearing his little polo shirt that's got his initials on it? Look at it.

[C]

What's to say?

[B]

Okay, what's my last name?

[C]

Wolf.

[B]

So that would be in the middle. What's his first name?

[C]

You said Nolan.

[B]

Huh? And. Oh, Lord, absolutely his brand on his shirt. And I did that on purpose. NWA Man John, you trill with it.

[D]

No sentence.

[A]

No.

[B]

Nolan with attitude. Nolan with an attitude. His middle name's Alexander. And I squeezed for that. Mama didn't know what I was doing, and I knew exactly what I was doing because I knew she'd have him in those ass shirts wearing that thing, and it'd say NWA on I'm like.

[A]

Yo, don't show that shirt to Lieutenant Dad's dog.

[C]

Yes, he might go after.

[B]

Do you have any NWA on your repertoire, Turley? Because I'm feeling it.

[C]

Oh, I got to find some clean.

[B]

And he's clean.

[E]

Docs don't even see color.

[C]

Oh, you don't?

[D]

Really?

[E]

No, they don't.

[B]

Then how do they hit the mailman?

[E]

The mailman is coming through their yard. That's why they hate mailman. White, black, purple, doesn't matter. God almighty.

[C]

You people.

[A]

You people.

[E]

You people. You know what I mean by you people.

[B]

I would like to put a shout out to see if listeners can comment if they believe that their dog could be racist. But I think, think. What's Our phone number? 8008-0072-3480-0800. Can animal. A canine.

[E]

A canine.

[B]

I just don't believe it to be true.

[E]

I don't either.

[C]

No, I guarantee we'll have more calls if people say they do. Either they have known dogs that or they've trained their dog to do that.

[B]

You can't train your dog.

[E]

Only stupid people.

[B]

You're stupid.

[C]

I'm telling you, you could do it. You train your dog.

[B]

You're a Oscar. Are you really in New Mexico? 09 BMW 335 diesel with 116s worth about five grand. Four grand. Five grand. Four grand. Five Grand. Four grand. Four grand. Thank you. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[A]

That was about to get weird.

[B]

It was it a 14 LTZ with 121 four wheel drive Z71 crew cab leather NAS 14 new body style. Hey, Steve, does it have the big back door or the small back door?

[D]

Big back doors.

[B]

Lifted or stock?

[D]

Stock.

[B]

Does 15 grand buy it?

[D]

No.

[B]

It's 120,000 miles, right?

[D]

Yes, sir.

[B]

What buys it?

[D]

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[B]

Steve, are you there? Oh my God. Your T mobile account's breaking up. I can't hear you.

[D]

Shut up.

[B]

In your face. No. 25 grand for 114000 mile half ton gas.

[E]

Hey, you know it's turn it into.

[B]

A King Ranch diesel and then call me back.

[E]

It's being cherry red.

[B]

And just as we expected, the phones are absolutely illuminated on all lines. We'll be back with some of that in more racist dogs are due to their environment.

[A]

Right.

[E]

People are racist.

[B]

Alan Greenberg even has some comments on. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars. The radio. Forgivemethevin.com if we don't beat your CarMax offer on givemetheven.com we'll send you 100 bucks. Also, we pick up and do it all over the phone in the email. It's completely virtual transaction at giveme the vin.com and we invented this stuff. The other guys didn't.

[A]

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[B]

John Clay Wolf with JD Ryan, Michael.

[A]

Turley and Bobby Brown and featuring DJ Pre K, Rush Limbo, Keith Richards, Randy the Chipmunk and Satan, the Prince of Darkness. And now your host, John Clay Wolf.

[B]

Good morning everybody. We have everyone on now. East coast, west coast, south coast, no, north coast. There's not a north coast, but yeah, we've got all 30 stations hooked on right now.

[E]

Very good.

[A]

I'm just glad we had this time together just to have a laugh.

[B]

So what, what we were you guys that missed the first two hours because time zone differences. You can always grab the podcast. It goes up about one o' clock at John Clay Wolf. We were talking earlier about dogs. Lieutenant Dan, our Lieutenant Dan, who lost his leg, he lost his poor leg. And, and, and he has a racist dog. And we were arguing if dogs can be racist or not. And we have a lot of callers here on the line. I'd like to hit a few of them and see what they think. Sam and Kennedale, Texas. I already know what you're gonna say, Sam. I mean, Kennedale, Texas, pretty rough place.

[D]

Well, you know, it's not that rough, but I was raised in Houston. You know, I grew up in Houston, for the most part.

[B]

How do you, how do you spell? Use. How do you spell Houston? Y, O, U, S to, To. N. You never trust a man from Houston.

[D]

Houston, Texas. Okay.

[B]

Yeah. You know, in Canada, that's where the teachers, that's where the teachers in Kennedale, that's where that volleyball coach had. Had a. Taught kids about a train. And I'm not talking about the ones down at the Union Pacific.

[D]

Yeah, you know, it's a prime spot, I guess, you know, so like yourself, I'm in the car business, so I have to go where it's popular, you know, it's.

[B]

Oh, so what about. Okay, well, no car dealer opinions. They don't count. John. John in Baton Rouge, Louisiana. Good morning.

[D]

How you doing?

[B]

Hey, wait, what do you think?

[D]

Oh, 100 dogs can be Razor.

[B]

Do you think that dogs raised. Do you think dogs raised in black homes are racist towards non African American people?

[D]

From what I've known, no.

[B]

Oh, you see? So it's a one sided deal.

[D]

Pretty much, yeah.

[C]

Wow.

[B]

So you're a little bit of a tunnel vision guy. Any white person I need to hear from some African American people that can argue the other side of this to keep my ass out of a trap. Angel, San Antonio, good morning.

[D]

Yes, sir. I had a racist dog story I wanted to share with you.

[B]

Okay, make it quick.

[D]

When we were. Okay, when we were younger, we found some rottweilers. Me, my brother and my parents. And they're real mangy, beat up, you know, beating dogs. And we felt bad for them. So, you know, we nursed them, cleaned them up, got them back to health. And we had a quarter acre lot that was same stand and they would just run free. Well, in middle school I had two African American twin friends that would come over every now and then and they would go absolutely ape s to try to get to them.

[B]

And are you, are you white, black, Latino or other? What is your, what is your heritage? Hispanic angel in San Antonio, that was my first guess. But I wanted to double check. Your dialect is just straight up Texan.

[E]

So.

[B]

So you had Mexican raised dogs that did not like African American people?

[D]

Well, what we figured was the people that probably had them before because we.

[B]

Found them on the street and these were rescue dogs. So you were in a very loving, neutral environment.

[D]

Yeah, yeah. So we just took them in, nursed them up. But when my friends would come around, they, we, we had to literally come tie them up, close them off, everything just so they would not go crazy.

[B]

They had a bad attitude. Drunk ass. Tracy, Good morning. What do you think?

[D]

Oh, I'm not drunk ass Tracy, but I have a rat carrier that hates anybody in uniform or of color.

[B]

Ah, there you go. Okay, Elliot, we, we. Elliot, Elliot's trying to come in from the studio. Good morning. Elliot's our program director. Yeah, hi.

[A]

Hey, guys. Doing a great show this morning. I noticed something about this racist dog thing. Yeah, yeah, we're losing a lot of meters in the northeast. I don't know why. Well, one thing you hadn't considered is your general Saturday audience is awash with pet owners, especially dog owners. In fact, we've got a special dog meter. Now we tell what the dogs like.

[E]

Dog meters.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Basset hounds and dachshunds don't seem to care, but your Rottweilers is up 11 meters.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

Good work, guys.

[B]

Okay, so we're losing the human population, but the dogs are turning in. Hold on.

[A]

I've seen a rising trend in the German shepherds too.

[E]

The aggressive breeds love the show.

[A]

I can't wait to see if we get some other animals on here.

[B]

Elliot. Ironically, here's another Elliot. Elliot and Pittsburgh. Good morning.

[D]

No, no, no, no. That Bobbo, Great imitation. You're not the real Elliot.

[B]

Oh, this is the real Elliot.

[D]

I always laugh, but, man. Yeah. Hey, look, I, I, you do a good imitation, papa. But yeah, I laugh because, geez, if I sound like that, I'm gonna, I'm gonna sick myself on myself.

[E]

I know.

[A]

Rob R. Said sound. Okay.

[D]

Okay, yeah. There is no such thing as a racist dog. There's no such thing. There's no such thing. How could that be?

[B]

Are you watching the meters right now, Elliot? Are we in good shape or are we in a troubles area?

[D]

Yeah, I hate to, you know, as nerdy as I am about stuff, you know, reality, I can kind of, it's kind of quiet with the kids right now, so I can put that on and see what's going on. And yes, some people, you guys start talking racist stuff, people start saying, ah, this is not for me. And then they, then they, they turn the radio off.

[B]

Even in the animal kingdom.

[D]

Well, I would assume that it's people that either don't like the conversation or they don't believe the conversation or they really hate your imitation of me or something of that.

[B]

We have, we have three and a half hours hours of show left today. I'm glad you caught me while we were on off the rails. So can you straighten us up and give us some coaching for the next three and a half hours of what we should do so that we can.

[D]

You really, you really want to take this on the air? You really want me to let loose?

[B]

I really do. This is our program director from iHeartMedia, the big guy from New York City, Elliot, the guy that keeps us in line, our show coach.

[D]

Thank you very much. Yeah, I don't know that it's, it's, you know, I think that a lot of that stuff that you're saying to be explained away in different ways. You know, how can the dog be racist? You know, I think that the guy on right before me was, was, could be. Right. You don't know who mistreated the dogs that made them that way or, or what set them off. You know, I had a, you know, sometimes I, the dog like a little cul de sac here barks at me all the time. And I'm a just a gray haired, lily white guy and you know it, I never did a thing to it, so.

[B]

But he thinks you're a pervert is what he called us and said he thinks you're a pervert. You give him that weird look.

[E]

Right?

[D]

So now, so now dogs are perverts, huh?

[B]

No, you're the pervert and he's, that's why he's looking at you like that. Yeah. Anyway, give me some show topics that you think will be better for the next three and a half hours. Because, because we need to, we need to stick to the script.

[E]

Clear Showtime. The ones that'll get, that'll increase the meters.

[D]

Well, talk about things that people like, you know, the things that people like, like talk about the military, how great they are. Talk about things that are like, you know. You know, I always tell, tell you, John, to talk about. You're so good at cars, man. I like, I like to hear when you're sitting there like, you know, I think if I, I, you know, somebody blew their horn, you'd know whether it was a Toyota or a Honda or a Subaru. You know, I think that, you know, those kind of things I think are interesting and valuable and fun.

[B]

Okay, so you, so, I mean, I know, stick to the script. Play the hits and do the car thing. Car, man. Okay, I hear yellow. Put me back in my hole.

[D]

Seems like it seems like you got a lot of calls seems like you got a lot of calls for, for talking about dogs. And where does that get you? Where does that get you? How does that sell your cars?

[B]

Well, I don't want to sell cars. I buy cars. Go to givemetheven.com if you want to sell your cars. We'll Buy that. That's the business side of things. If you two businesses. Who wants to listen to a bunch of car deals? I mean, if you do call in. I'll buy 800. 800 radio. We'll test. Right now I've got nine people on hold wanting to talk about dogs. I've got Elliot down here busting my chop saying I need to get back in my hole, in my corner and let's. Let's see how many calls. Okay. Hey, yeah, wait. We got the fake Elliot. Yeah. Who's that over there? Ever since that guy come on the.

[A]

Radio, he get a call online?

[B]

Four.

[E]

There's one pissed off picking.

[B]

Thank you, Elliot. We'll talk to you soon, Bobo.

[D]

Love you, Babo. You're questionable, all right.

[C]

Hey, that is really like meetings with program directors.

[B]

Seriously.

[E]

Exactly.

[C]

I can't believe you guys are talking about racist dogs on there.

[E]

Why don't you get away from that and talk about the Blue Bonnets in Texas? They're very lovely this year.

[B]

I had such flashbacks there.

[E]

I know.

[A]

I felt like I was fired for a second.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

Less cars, more bull. The John Clay Wolf show.

[B]

Oh, wow. So in 1981 when Honda brought over the Accord to the Americas, World War II sentiments were long gone and they proved it from the amount. Yeah, there goes the purchases by the American public in turn Honda in the next Toyota to knock off the domestic brands.

[E]

No, that sound is. The meter's turning off.

[B]

Oh, gosh. I'm looking at Dave, Brad Allen, Jennifer Jones, Adam. We. We. I'm looking at all your notes here. They all say the same thing, that the dogs do have their own opinions and we'll let it be that. Palm Springs, California. Good morning.

[D]

Hi. I'm actually in Texas right now and I heard your story about the dog.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Yeah. So my. When I was a kid, my grandparents had a dog named Missy and my grandfather was really dark skinned and she would go mental on him, but not my grandma.

[B]

Why?

[D]

I don't know.

[B]

See, they.

[D]

They got her in the pound, but I think there was just a history that she had and I think that that was just it. Well, they don't really just it.

[B]

I don't think the mailman story is real. I mean dogs go ballistic when the mailman shows up. Dogs have mind of their own and we love them all. And I appreciate your call.

[A]

Oh, wow.

[B]

We got to come up with something new. 800. 800-7 2, 3, 4. 800 JD. Do you have any. We've got 15 seconds. Take us out with something. Something to Clear the palate. Cleanse the palate. Get me out of this trap.

[E]

Do you want to hear anything about Ozzy? We have. You want to do that? Coming up. Yeah. On the Talk, co host Sharon Osborne fought back tears while talking about health issues.

[B]

So that's coming big Saturday morning fm DJ Cheeseball take us out.

[A]

And we'll be back with more dog stories of the John Clay Wolf show right after this.

[B]

Give me a ticket for an airplane. And now back to the John Clay Wolf show presented by givemetheven.com Call John toll free. Cheap bastards 1-800-800radio. I promise I'll stop doing this, but I do want to take one more call about it. Stephen. Stephanie. It says African American woman says dogs can be racist due to owner.

[D]

Yes sir. As a former military police officer, dogs are trained trained by their handler. So if the owner is racist, the dog is going to be racist. I have a German shepherd trained by the military. She loves everybody. But if you come stepping towards me and my family, she's going to get you because she was trained like that.

[B]

I gotcha.

[C]

See?

[B]

See right face. JD you were wrong again. Allen in New Mexico in 03 to come with a gazillion billion miles. And it's lifted extended cab leather average rougher clean.

[D]

I think it's pretty clean.

[B]

I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think they said old body style. This, this three just 3500 buy it. No to 03 more than that in it. We all do. I mean this is a depreciating asset. Everybody that calls into the show or comes into the website, I hope you have more than that in it because something's wrong if you don't.

[A]

Sure.

[E]

But I put new tires on. That's called maintenance.

[B]

I mean they have, they have a lifespan. This car is performs higher than like if it was a 03 Ranger with 180,000 miles we'd be saying, you know, $800. Yours is a Tacoma. It's more desirable this body style in these Tacomas for some reason bring on a life of their own with miles on them. I still don't understand the market on it. The four door does better than the extended cab. What's it take to buy it?

[D]

Just for the record, we're not even close.

[B]

Oh then okay, Keith. The 16F250 Lariat FX4 55000 miles. So we got the last year of the old body style but the 6.7 liter engine, decent, decent miles. No sunroof, leather navigation what color?

[D]

It's pearl white.

[B]

Pearl white's a good color. Does it have the cocoa two tone trim, or is it all white?

[D]

It's all white.

[B]

Okay. 55,000 miles. See the deal here, it looks just it. It's the exact same. Nothing's wrong with it. By the way, I'm not picking on your truck. I'm just laying out some frameworks so people understand. Here's how you win at the car game, okay? You buy the 2011, 2012 in this, okay? Because it's the same truck.

[E]

Same truck.

[B]

The VIN number, the model number is different because it's 27, but it's the same truck, same parts, same everything that they started in 2011, which happens to be the best powerstroke F250 that Ford's ever built. Yes. Even better than the 7.3s. I love the trucks, but now you're getting up. The 16s are worth more money because they're newer, but you're getting up against the 17s, which look completely different. People want to look fresher, they want to look newer. They want the latest and greatest.

[E]

Absolutely.

[B]

So it's a dance because the. The 12s and the 13s are so much less money. It's harder to sell is what I'm trying to say. J.D. keith, Will 40. Does 38,000 buy it?

[D]

I went to Ben, and they actually said 39 on it on my.

[B]

At my website. Give me the vin.

[D]

Yes, sir. Okay, well, Austin. Yeah, Austin there. But. But the problem was he doesn't. I've got so much equity in it, he only wants to give me a certain amount, and then once he gets the title, he'll get. Send me the rest of the money, which I really. I'm not too interested.

[B]

Let me. Let me explain that real quick. That's all me. I own the company. I designed that whole setup. And there's a reason for it. The reason that I want to hold back some money is because when we. We're gonna loan the money to go pay off your payoff, right? And then we wait, you know, three weeks to get a title out of your lender. And if there's a problem with it, and we've already given you all of your money, then you're not motivated to help us with your lender, since we're not their customer and you are their customer, then they sometimes stonewall us, like if we need a signature on something or there's a problem with something. And then we're calling you. You've already got all your equity. You're like, I'm done. I'm paid. I don't need you anymore and you don't help us. That's why we do that.

[D]

Right, I understand.

[B]

Let me do this. I'll just hold a thousand of it. I mean, is that fair? That I'll front you all the money, hold a thousand back, and then the second we get the title and I'll send you the thousand?

[D]

Yeah, I mean, that's fine. He wanted to hold back like 10,000.

[B]

Oh, you got a big pay. Okay, you got a lot of equity. I'll do it. Here's what else I'll do. When we bring you your equity check, we'll also give you a give me the VIN Visa card so you'll have it handy. The minute we get the title, my accounting department will load that card with that thousand dollars on it and you can go cash it, right? Then you can take it to your bank, they'll cash it. Or you can just burn it off in charges, however you want to do it.

[D]

Right? Tell me that again, Mr. John.

[B]

So I'm gonna. When we send you your equity check, how much is your equity check that we need to send you?

[D]

See, it's 14K.

[B]

Okay. Okay, so we're going to send you a check for 13,000, and we'll also give you, right then a Visa card that says, give me the vin. It's a private label thing that we did with Visa. And it's going to have $1,000 on it. That extra thousand that I'm holding just to make sure I get my documents out of your lender. And the day that we get the title, which should be two and a half, maybe three weeks, then we'll just. We can go into our computer system with bank of America and make that.

[D]

That.

[B]

Put the thousand dollars on that card. You can go to your bank and cash it for a thousand, or you can just use it however you want to do it. It just goes live right then, is what I'm trying to say. Or we'll just mail you another check.

[A]

Whatever you want.

[D]

Extremely fair.

[B]

Okay, I'm gonna put you. I'm gonna put you on hold. I'm gonna put you on hold because actually, Austin is DJ Pre K. When he doesn't have a Superman outfit on, he is Austin Parky. That's his real name. Pulling the curtain back and sounds totally different.

[C]

Different, too.

[B]

He's right. He's right here. And I'm gonna put you on hold. DJ Grab Keith and y' all set this up. Keith. Thanks. Thank you. And we'll have a smooth transaction. Good.

[C]

You should hear him when he starts talking to him. Hi there.

[B]

Hey.

[C]

This is Austin.

[E]

Austin, how are you?

[C]

I want to buy your car.

[E]

Wonderful to meet you, Austin.

[B]

One of your customers is online for a DJ pre K. He's torn now. Well, alrighty.

[C]

See?

[B]

All righty. Carl and Odessa's. This F350, is it a dually?

[D]

Yes.

[B]

Do me a favor because I don't have much time. I love the miles. It only has 11,000 miles on a King Ranch. Is that correct?

[D]

That is correct.

[B]

I want to buy the car. Will you take a couple of pictures of it? Go to givemetheven.com. put in your license plate number. The computer. As we just learned, the computer bid the car higher than I did. Yes, so. So that tells everybody. Just go to my. I build. Built the computer system. I just can't remember what I told it to say. So go to givemetheven.com givemetheven.com and it'll spit the offer out right there. Thanks. We would like to buy it, jay. In Virginia and 04 Lexus RX330 Toyota product 176,000 miles, leather roof, average. Rough or clean?

[D]

It's pretty clean. I'm a Arizona, Nevada car, so.

[B]

Okay.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I'm a $3,000 buyer. If you'd like to sell it, go to givemetheven.com we'll load it up and come pick it up down at your house, your office, wherever you want it. We have an office in Manheim, Pennsylvania. It's about an hour and a half away from Virginia. We'll send drivers down. I'll pay the freight. You know, My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars on the radio. Forgivemetheven.com.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

We're back to the John Clay wolf show. Call in 800-800-radio, presented by givemethevin.com and now, senor Juan Clay Wolf.

[D]

J.D.

[A]

J.D.

[B]

Bringing the coffee and gotta love it.

[C]

Two minutes.

[E]

Two minutes down and up.

[B]

I can make another two hours this way. Thank you. Jones in Houston. 08 Yukon with 45,000 miles, leather roof. Nav black guy says dogs aren't racist. Owners are car. That's. That's what DJ Prek is known for.

[D]

Yeah, I got a Chihuahua box for mix. He's blind and he don't like nobody. So I don't know nothing about racing dog.

[B]

Do you want to sell your truck?

[D]

Yeah. Yeah, I called in probably about a week ago, but I didn't get to tell you it's the. The OA Yukon. 45, 000 miles. That it? ZL1.

[B]

Z71.

[D]

ZL1. It's fast as.

[B]

You can't say that on the radio. That gets me interested. Is it a comm. You got a Camaro also?

[D]

Nah, just a Yukon.

[B]

I've never heard of a Yukon ZL1, but I would love to buy one if you have it. Please go to givemetheven.com and load the VIN in or the license plate number so I can let my computer system decode it and what the. What the hell we're talking about. But thank you for calling.

[C]

That's weird.

[B]

Rush Limbaugh. Rush and Nancy Pelosi. And did you know that Nancy Pelosi was politicking for why Satan? Is that right?

[E]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That happened. They're on the same ticket. Here comes the rush up to the mic. John Life from Florida.

[A]

Are you hearing me okay?

[E]

We hear you fine, buddy.

[A]

We're out in Elko, Nevada.

[E]

Oh, you're in Nevada?

[A]

Having a little. What? It's supposed to be a skiing vacation.

[E]

Why are you in Nevada?

[A]

Oh, I think there's extra snow on the way. There's. They said that there's a nuclear bomb winter coming.

[E]

I don't know about that.

[A]

Nuclear bomb covered snowfall.

[E]

No, we're kind of in the spring, but okay.

[A]

Bomb hydration?

[E]

No, not really.

[A]

Powdery snow?

[D]

Nope.

[E]

Oh, wait at all.

[A]

That's just the top of this coffee table. Vacation in lovely Elko where the girls are free and so is the cocaine.

[E]

Oh, really?

[A]

I'm just kidding. It certainly wasn't free.

[E]

No.

[A]

What are you guys doing on your show today?

[B]

We're just. Just talking about racism. We got off the rails with some weird topics. We're trying to straighten it out. That's why we have you on.

[A]

You know what?

[E]

You're.

[A]

You're talking to the right guy. Yeah, I've got a totally straight up important topic. The inside of the gatefold cover of Led Zeppelin's Houses of the Holy album.

[B]

What?

[A]

What the hell's going on there?

[B]

Well, that's from like 75. They've got these.

[A]

These children climbing a glass. Some kind of a stone monument.

[B]

It's a volcano. And they're like.

[E]

We think of you as more of a topic.

[A]

But look, this guy, he's gonna throw one in there.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Throw a kid in the volcano.

[A]

Maybe it's a. I don't. The inside of that album cover. You know, I sure miss Pink Floyd at times like this.

[B]

Rush, have you been Doing shrooms again? No, no.

[A]

It's all about the snow. I'm enjoying the snow. Elko, Nevada.

[E]

Haven't slept in days.

[A]

We've got inches and inches. It's gonna be a great weekend.

[E]

I always.

[A]

For the. It's true for the Masters. I always try to get out west.

[B]

During the master season. Okay. The golf tournament.

[A]

So much traffic. So much. Even my part of Florida is inundated. Every smuggler in Key west heads north to the Masters. I don't know what. What causes that. Are boat people the same as car people?

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

Well, you talk to a car guy.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You know, fellows that sell cars buy cars. Probably the same thing. Car people equals golf people. I think boat people may be the same.

[B]

My theory on hiring a wholesale buyer is when we're talking about it, if they have a set of golf golf clubs in their trunk, they can't work for me.

[D]

Why?

[B]

Because to do what we do, you have to be completely inundated with it. It needs to be your hobby. If golf is your hobby, then wholesaling cars is. Is not gonna. Is not for you. That's for real estate people.

[E]

I got you.

[A]

Precisely. And that is why I am in El Code Nevada.

[E]

And politicians like people you hang out with.

[A]

Just avoiding the golf. They're worse than the polo craft crowd. Do you remember the polo crowd? Good God, man.

[B]

I play nine holes of golf about once every three years and then I gotta go.

[A]

Yeah, that is totally your goal.

[E]

You don't have the attention span to do it.

[B]

It takes three and a half hours.

[A]

I know.

[E]

It's a perfect getaway from everybody. Nobody can call you. Nobody knows where you are.

[B]

You know, they don't let cell phones on the course for the participants in. Not the participants. The gallery in the Masters. Sure.

[C]

Well, that's because they don't want photos or anything like that.

[E]

And everything else.

[D]

It's all copyrighted.

[E]

Absolutely.

[A]

That's just an excuse to be snobby. And it takes one to know one. And I do.

[E]

You do.

[A]

And you heard it here first, kids. On the Excellence in Broadcasting Network. Power on loan from cocaine.

[E]

I wonder if we'll ever get any politics from Ron Rush.

[B]

One day Bob Rush Limbaugh himself is going to call in and he's going to jump on you and it's going to be funny.

[A]

And that's going to be awesome.

[B]

It's to going to be funny.

[A]

That's when we win our first Marconi.

[B]

8008-0072-3480-0800-Radio Brother Stewart at 12 impala with a buck and a half on the miles. I mean these, these old domestic cars, when they get 150,000 miles on this car is a thousand bucks. You there? I'm here, yeah. It's a thousand dollar car. Bob in La Plata, Maryland. Good morning.

[D]

Good morning.

[B]

Tell me about it.

[D]

I was in Korea in 1970 and to preface it, a migu is a Korean in the Korean language and hanguk is an American in the Korean language.

[B]

Okay.

[D]

And we had a dog there that chow, you know, guys over chow hall would feed a little black dog from Korea. And we called him sarge. Okay, call him up, say, report, sergeant. He'd hold one paw up like he was saluting. And you'd just say something like, get the migu. And he'd look around until he spotted a Korean fella. And there you go. He hated him. And he lived over there and he lived over there. But you know, they had the last word because we found him hanging a tree skinned out. They were gonna eat him.

[B]

Oh my God, Bob, either, either, either you're getting crusty in your old age or this is a stand up bit.

[D]

No, that's the truth.

[A]

Bobby doesn't sound that funny. I think he's telling an actual tale.

[B]

I think he is too. Rush Limbo. What do you think about that story?

[A]

Yeah, it's so coincidental.

[B]

Why? What?

[D]

How?

[A]

I'm looking on the other side of my candy mountain looking at a plate of kung Pao chicken.

[C]

Chicken.

[E]

Oh, that's completely.

[A]

And I'm wondering the same. What part of the chicken is this?

[B]

We'll just leave it at that. I feel phone calls coming Monday from the powers that be. We haven't had those Monday phone calls in a while. But it's gonna happen.

[C]

I had it on the air, basically.

[B]

So that's true. He said talk about the military. And that guy was ex military. Hey, I'm boing two liters.

[E]

International politics.

[A]

No, it's entertaining, man. It's entertaining.

[E]

You know what else is entertaining is white trash. And you never can't go to a Walmart without seeing a little bit of it. Usually it's not news when Walmart reports a theft. It happens every day. We see police up there, but police in Crosstown, Tennessee picked up one kind of a sticky offender before the store apparently even knew there was a crime. This is kind of a fun story. If you were to steal. There's some audio here. Cart bandit. If you were to steal something from Walmart and to take it somewhere else, what would you be Stealing, obviously, one of the motorized carts. Where would you take it to the go kart.

[D]

That woman, identified as Sally Selby, Crossville police say she was spotted driving that electric shopping cart. When officers were able to catch up to her and eventually get her to stop, they say she told them she took the cart from Walmart so she could go to Waffle House and get a cup of coffee. Police watch surveillance video from that Walmart and say it showed her take the cart, drive it around the parking lot a little bit, then ride off toward Highway127. Eventually stopped and arrested. Now.

[E]

Of course, if you're gonna steal a cart from Walmart, you go to the Waffle House.

[A]

Where else do you go, Tarantino style? She did a test run first. She's roaming around the parking lot. Are they loading at me?

[B]

Did y' all see where the Dallas city mayor or. No, the DA Proposed that he's gonna lighten up on marijuana tickets and convictions because it's causing. It's costing the taxpayers too much money. And he is going to allow theft under $750 if it is for something that you need. If you can prove it, that like a humanitarian reason. That's a hell of a. That's broad stroke.

[A]

That's a wild precedent. I understand about, you know, marijuana being legal not 300 miles away, but. Okay, go ahead and steal it, son.

[C]

750 bucks.

[B]

You didn't hear what I said? Like, if you needed to steal water, if you needed to steal food, or if you needed to steal a coat or a backpack, A homeless guy needed to steal this sleeping bag.

[E]

Hey, you know what?

[A]

It's a bad practice.

[E]

The Masters is on. I gotta have an hdtv.

[B]

Yeah. I gotta watch it.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

So, I mean. Yeah, it opens a lot. If you're a Dallas city police officer and have a comment on this, I'd like to hear our. Your opinion. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. I hear what they're saying about the weed, like you said.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I mean, with how many states are legal now?

[A]

Plenty.

[B]

Is there 10? Are there 10? Five for sure.

[A]

14 or something. Man, it's getting up there.

[B]

Yeah. So that's. It's hard to really crack on that when. When your neighbor. I don't know. I mean, it's quite a division. Right?

[A]

But go ahead and steal bread. Go ahead and steal milk and live chickens and water and whatever.

[B]

Me.

[A]

What is need?

[E]

Dallas D. A legalizes crime for the poor. Theft of 750 now legal. How can you do that? And that Determines who's poor.

[B]

The New Orleans looter is going to be on here in a little bit to defend his side of that concept.

[A]

It's just a bad precedent.

[E]

Ridiculous. There's so many bad things happen in Dallas. That's a good one.

[B]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Jose in Houston, real quick. I see your notes here says we bought a truck from you but we back backed out of a deal. We never back out of a deal if it's described right. What is the problem? We want to buy the cars. We're not looking for a reason not to.

[D]

Right, I agree. So there is no problem with the truck whatsoever. Like I said, it has 24 miles on it. I mean we just drove it from the dealership to my dad's house and it's been the garage ever since. And then that they were expecting to have information about picking it up. They said they couldn't buy the truck after all because either a buyer fell through.

[B]

No, we don't have buyers. We speculate. I just buy. I'm the buyer. I. I've got to go to break. I've got a heart out right now at the top of the hour. I'm going to put you on hold and grab the st in the break. Hold on a second. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars on the radio from the Wolf Radio studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf show.

[C]

Can we all guess JD's new diet?

[B]

I'm going to go black just to be different. Call John toll free. Cheap bastards. 1-800-800-Radio.

[E]

What is it?

[D]

What now?

[B]

John Clay Wolf. Good morning everyone. Hour number four beginning now. I put a shout out for police officers on their theft. This new theft rule that the Dallas DA is proposing. Theft under 750 if it's for humanitarian reasons and it's okay. Mr. Officer, good morning. You're on the air.

[D]

Good morning.

[B]

What do you think about that?

[D]

I would just. I understand somebody stealing a loaf of bread, a pack of baloney and a lot of the officers I know would probably pull money out of their pocket to keep somebody from going to jail because they're hungry. But when you go into wall. But when you go into Walmart and steal a 59.95 Timex, that's not all right.

[B]

Right.

[D]

And you're gonna. You're gonna open up a whole new can of worms.

[B]

I agree. It's just, I think. Well, the idea is to take load off the court system where we're not wasting A lot of money, but you're.

[D]

Not going to do that.

[B]

You're going to add a load to the court system. What do you think about. What do you think about weed? Are you there?

[A]

I.

[D]

If, if you're in the privacy of your own home, I don't care, right? If you're in the privacy, you're on home, I don't care if you're on your property, I don't care if you're driving around doing it, you're. You're endangering somebody else. That's not right.

[B]

Like drinking and driving. So you look at it like, like open containers, right? Is that kind of the rule of thumb that someone should use is think about open container laws and, and that will kind of keep you on the right path regarding marijuana.

[D]

What a. Basically, if I approach somebody and they're real defensive and treating me disrespectfully, you're gonna get it back. You're gonna get it back. I'm not, I'm not out to make somebody's life hard.

[B]

Right.

[D]

Or to cause crap with somebody. If you're doing something wrong, I'm gonna, I'm gonna do what I have to do. If you're in your house smoking a joint, I don't care if you're on. If you're on your front porch smoking a joint, I don't care. You're out driving around, drinking, well, no, that's wrong. Texting, that's wrong. Smoking a joint, driving, that's wrong. I'm gonna call you on your crap.

[B]

Speaking of, you just bring up a good point because the term is texting. However, so many people are using their phones for Facebook while they're driving and web surfing while they're driving and watching a TV show while they're driving on their phones. So what is the law? Is it texting or is it viewing? And then you've got the maps on the phone when you're trying to get GPS and figure out where you are so you're looking at it, it seems like a really gray area.

[D]

If you're doing your navigation, your spot, your phone is going to be speaking to you. Normally, if you got the right phone, it's going to speak to you. It should be hands off, no problem. You got your phone in your hand and you're tripping down 6:35. You can bet one thing I'm pulling your ass over.

[B]

And do you think that the dangers from that attention deficit is more dangerous than drinking while driving is? I'm not saying one is more than the Other. But, but the overall threat to society at this point in the game, do you think that there's more accidents and deaths from texting, viewing, whatever, iPhone distraction than alcohol and driving? Because I do.

[D]

If we haven't got, if we haven't got there yet, we're well on our way.

[B]

Yeah, it's pretty bad. I'm bad too. I mean, I'll be the first to admit it. I'm terrible. I almost. Go ahead.

[D]

If you can't wait a matter of minutes or pull over to talk to somebody, is it really worth, I mean at the cost of insurance nowadays, if you have an extra $500,000 for you deductible, pick up your phone and talk all day, right? If you that, if you're that ignorant, if you're that stupid, if it can't wait and pull over.

[B]

I wonder what percentage of the rear end accidents where people hit rear end other people are iPhone, I'm calling iPhone handheld phone related. I bet it's 90%.

[D]

Because when you pull up to an accident like that and a witness says he was on his phone. No, I wasn't. No, I wasn't. How can you prove it?

[B]

I don't know. I'm not an IT guy. But I appreciate you calling in, sir. We're gonna keep rolling. Good, good info. 800-800-7234. Speaking of drinking while driving or doing it on your front porch in the safety of your own home, we have drunk ass. Don on line one.

[D]

There's our boy.

[C]

Hey.

[B]

Hey.

[D]

All my brothers, brother. It's raining like hell here in temple. I'm sitting on the front porch naked drinking vodka. I had to give up the whiskey, baby.

[B]

Wow.

[D]

It was killing me, brother.

[E]

Yeah, but the vodka won't.

[A]

Wow. I got, I got there like three years ago.

[B]

Oh, you switched to vodka.

[E]

Yeah, that's the last stage.

[D]

He switched vodka too. Yeah, so it's a bear. It's. It's a better buzz and I, and I, and I don't wake up so all hung over and you know.

[B]

You didn't wake up all hung over. I dumped out the and s. We can't cuss on the radio.

[A]

You know what Don's next phase is going to be? No, it's going to be that 15 pound jug of Carlo Rossi with a ring in the hand handle. Red wine only. Get ready, Don.

[D]

Listen, brother, I'm a retired surveyor. 20 something years surveying. I'm a, I'm a 10 year cavalry veteran. I want to go to work for you, man. I want to work for You. I'm still young.

[B]

Sounds like we need you as a driver. Put you in a transportation department. Or maybe just fielding phone calls from the house. Thank you, Don. Speaking of hiring. Baton Rouge, Louisiana, we need another buyer in that office.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

You will need to come to Fort Worth, Texas for at least two weeks, maybe a month to train. And then we can transfer you back to our office in Louisiana. And bidding the cars and handling the customers from Louisiana in our. In our. You log in in the office. Same thing in Vegas we have in other remote places. It all works in conjunction. You'd be bidding cars all over the country, but you'll be there in the off. The truth is, is our buyer in Louisiana, he's down there by himself in that office every day. He's gonna get lonely.

[A]

Sure.

[B]

Speaking of racist dogs. I'm thinking about dogs. And you know, they need friends.

[E]

Hey, you gotta have a buddy.

[B]

And Rob needs a friend.

[E]

Rob needs a buddy. Rob needs a bunch of office on Highland Road.

[C]

Well, and there's also a chance that he could spin off too because we've not. Like we haven't had that happen before. Right before we had one guy get arrested. Well, he didn't know.

[B]

Rob's a future daddy though. He's got. He's got a. He's got a baby coming at the end of August. He's really happy. I talked to him the other night. He's in a better place than he was before. He's not sitting in the parking lot drinking in the afternoons after we get off. And he's not sleeping in his car anymore. So I think Rob's on the high horse. I was worried about sending him down to the Devil's playground in Louisiana, but.

[D]

But.

[B]

But with the pregnant soon wife to be, he's a different man.

[E]

Different man.

[B]

But I. I want to keep him that way. So he needs a friend. So we are going to hire a buyer for that office in Baton Rouge, Louisiana. Just go to jobs. Givemetheven.com and send me your resume. Baton Rouge only. Baton Rouge only. Lucas Woodlands, TX 03 Silverado. 74,000 miles. Extended cab, two wheel drive. Is it a LS or an LT?

[D]

It's a LS but it's a single cab, not an extended cab.

[B]

Okay. Is it a short bed or a.

[D]

Long and it's a short bed. It's more of a custom. Has the drop, has 04 LS6 Camd LS6 in it. Built transmission, differential, drive shaft, all that stuff.

[B]

Is it five, six grand.

[D]

Looking maybe a little more like around 10. But I mean, I'm kind of just trying to gauge how to sell it even.

[B]

Here's what I want. Here's what I want you to do. I want you to take a. I want you to take some pictures, load it in the website, but also take a video of it idling, pop the hood. I want to hear how heavy the lope is. The bloom, bloom, bloom from that cam. Because if it's real nasty, that. But see, the nasty or the worst, there's a little bit is good, too. High rise of a cam with a big lobe on it that can barely idle and it starts choking on itself. That's not good. People don't trust the reliability of that car. And it brings the value down. So send me a video, send me some pics, and we will get to working on it. Send me some nudes. Don't send me some nudes. Don't send me some nudes. All right, Elizabeth in Arkansas, she want. Get Hannah over here. Hannah, come here.

[C]

Get off the pole.

[B]

Get off the pole. Good thing. Hannah, Elizabeth in Arkansas wants to talk to you. There's no pool in here.

[A]

This is so funny. You guys are funny.

[D]

Hello, Hannah.

[E]

Beau.

[B]

Hannah.

[D]

How you doing today?

[B]

Hi.

[D]

What's your name? Are you being good today? Hannah?

[B]

You don't answer my question. I hate you. What's your name?

[D]

Oh, I love Hannah. Okay, I'm Liz. What is your stupid name?

[E]

Liz.

[B]

Oh, his name is Liz. Hannah, you get the wax out of here. Get the cocaine out of your.

[A]

I thought she was saying she was a lesbian. Oh, God.

[B]

Okay. Excuse me, Liz, did you used to. Did you used to dance? Is that why you have a soft spot in your heart for Hannah? Oh. Oh, I screwed up, Lizzie. There. Liz, did you used to dance?

[D]

Yes, I'm there. I used to. Yes, but not exotically.

[B]

No. Define dancing versus exotically. Where's the line? All new.

[D]

20 cover you can implement. Like twerking? No. In high school, John.

[C]

Oh, like part of the horror core.

[B]

In the drill team. That's not the horror core. The drill team teams, not the Horcor. The Horcor were the easy girls that got impregnated at a young age.

[A]

Guys like a flag twirler. Flag twirler.

[B]

Girl, you're a flag twirler. I saw you do.

[D]

No, no, no, no.

[A]

It's like a glee club shirt club.

[D]

Where did you go to school? I went to Bu Park High School in California.

[A]

Oh. What's the mascot?

[D]

The coyote.

[A]

Catch that red runner.

[B]

Do a cheer, Liz.

[A]

Do A cheers for the coyotes.

[D]

Yay. Go Coyotes.

[B]

Oh, wow. She was worse than you, Hannah. Yes.

[E]

Painful.

[B]

800-800-723-4, Tommy in Las Vegas, Nevada. Nevada. Nevada to a 17 to come with 62,000 miles. Crew cab navigation, two wheel drive. What color?

[D]

Silver.

[B]

Silver. Silver, Silver, Silver. Big miles. Why is $20,000 standing out in my brain? Does that sound right?

[D]

I have no clue what this thing is worth. I know. I just run it. I ran it kind of hard.

[B]

Put a lot of miles on it. Go to giveme the VIN$, load it up into the site. The computer will bid it immediately. I'll call you after the show and we'll work on it. If you're. If you're a serious seller. What station are you listening to us on out there? Yeah, what station you listen to us on out there?

[D]

Oh, boy. Let me see.

[B]

93. 3. Yes. Cool. We'll be right back. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars on the radio.

[D]

There's Black Jack and four over.

[B]

And the ruling wheel. Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. I need to get control of my life. Call him toll free. 1-800-800 radio.

[D]

Good God, y'. All.

[B]

Alcohol's powerful. This is the John Clay Wolf Show. Morning, everybody. So I've got Len Greenberg, the guy that. The guy's uncle. He's on home. Oh, the uncle, he wanted to sing a song. A song.

[E]

It was like 95.

[B]

Let's see how this goes. This is going to get gone is my guest. Lynn, are you there?

[D]

I'm here.

[B]

Okay, talk to me.

[D]

Well, would you love to hear my song? Reston, Va?

[B]

Sure.

[D]

It's not a town, it's not a city. It's super place, charm and grace. Preston, for folks who hardly need cokes in the live. It's not a group.

[B]

Thank you, Lynn. That's very good.

[D]

Very good.

[B]

Steven and Argyle, good morning. So I see here 18 Jeep Grand Cherokee. How many miles? 8,000 miles. It's the hot rod. Is it a Trail Hawk, a Track Hawk, or an srt?

[D]

It's Trailhawk.

[B]

Trailhawk. Okay. Does it have a sunroof? It does. 8,000 miles. Okay. Mid 30s on the money is what I'm thinking. 35 G's.

[E]

35.

[B]

35,000.

[D]

Is there any room there? Do we go to 36? Can I get 36 for it?

[B]

Can I get 36? Can I get 36? Do you have a title? Is there a payoff? Not that it matters. I just want got a title. Okay, I'll tell you what. You're in Argyle, Texas. I have an office in Fort Worth, Texas. We've got a check printer right here. Can you get in the car and come right now? And I don't have to pay the shippers to go pick it up at your house.

[D]

I can't right now. We got really bad weather. Well, you got bad weather too, I guess.

[B]

Yeah, but you want 36, 000. You can't come and get it. It me, you can't bring it to me and I get your ride back. No, today. These people, man.

[E]

These people.

[B]

So. So do you want to sell it?

[E]

These are people.

[D]

I do want to sell it.

[B]

Okay, well, then call me when you're ready. I mean, I'm sitting here. Not today. I mean, I want to buy the car. I hit it at 35. I hit it hard. You know that. And you. You want to sell it for 35. You're just trying to gig me. You're trying to cut the best deal you can, which makes all the sense, right? Everybody does. I want to cut the best deal I can for me. You want to cut the best deal you can for you. I'm very flexible, as you're noticing, but I'm asking you to put a little bit of energy into it. Save me a hundred bucks to go pick it up and run it over here, and I'll give you a check for $36,000 right now drawn on bank of America.

[D]

Yeah. So if I do want to just go to your website, if I decide when I can do it.

[B]

Yeah, do that. We'll buy it.

[E]

For you. I mean, I put no effort into life at all. Did we wake you up?

[B]

Can you. Can you bring me a pizza when you bring me my check and run by and do the shopping for me?

[E]

My shoulder itches.

[B]

Jesus Christ.

[E]

All right, let's see what else is going on in the news we talked earlier about. On the talk, co host Sharon Osborne kind of fought back tears while discussing. We knew this was going to happen eventually with Ozzy Osborne and his health issues. And she was very upset about. As she talked about a little bit.

[B]

Ozzy is at the beginning of the.

[D]

Year, a bad flu that went to.

[B]

Bronchitis, that went to pneumonia. And then when he had the flu.

[D]

He came out of hospital and he.

[B]

Had a bad accident at home.

[D]

He fell. He'd re injured his back and neck.

[B]

And shoulders, so we had to cancel.

[D]

His year of dates.

[B]

He just feels terrible.

[D]

He says it's the only thing he's.

[B]

Ever done right in his life is performing. And he just Feels terrible.

[E]

Just a matter of time. The dementia kind of creeps in. I mean, don't you think?

[B]

Speaking of, you know, it's better than this. Get Keith Richards to come in here and get on there with us because I want to talk about Mick. Hey, jack in Houston, a 13 Tahoe LT with 84,000 miles, two wheel drive, leather. Does it have factory navigation or a sunroof?

[D]

No, don't have navigation.

[B]

Okay. Does it have the quad buckets or the bench in the middle? It's got buckets in the front and the middle seats.

[D]

So four front and the middle.

[B]

Okay, quad buckets. Do you know if it's got 20 inch wheels or 18s?

[D]

It's actually got 22s. Got a false chrome wheels on there that got brand new tires.

[B]

If it's got a clean carfax and it's a nice one. 84,000 miles body style. Does. Does 16,000 buy it?

[D]

I'd like to get a little bit.

[B]

More than that, but I'll be completely transparent with you. Mine. I was fixing to say 15. And then I'm like, you know what, I'm gonna go ahead and put the bring money in it and see if I can get it bought. I'm really there at 16. I really think I'm stretching out on that body style without sunroof, not an LTZ. And 84,000 miles, if I can make it work from 16, I will give it go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Let's take a look. Look. But off my gut, I think all I can get for it is 16. And I've got to make a. You know, we make 300 bucks a car. I know that sounds unbelievably low, but when you do 2,000 cars a month, you can do the math. It works out. But I have to throw these darts really close to the bullseye and I've got to leave myself a little room because I've got to ship them, I've got to clean them, I got to sell them. So I think the bring money is 16 grand and I need to be 15, 15, five. I'm sorry, wait, I said 16. I, I think, I think the bring money. 16. And I'm hoping in this high market that we're in right now, it'll move up. It'll move up. It might go 16 5, 16, 8. That's what I'm betting on.

[D]

Okay, I'll go.

[B]

Give me the VIN. Give me the VIN. Thank you, sir. Give me the VIN.com. keith Richards from the Rolling Stones right here in the studio with us this Saturday morning.

[E]

The Stones have Keith canceled concerts because of mix.

[B]

Just like all these guys are dying off. Go see them live when you can because we are on the Death tours at this point. If you don't believe me, listen to Vince Neil singing from.

[E]

Oh, that's so bad.

[B]

Keith, good morning.

[A]

It's horrible. Although I can't believe he still does it. He shouldn't going out now after not sounding like I think he's trying to learn Portuguese.

[B]

So what's up with Mick? I heard he had a heart operation last week. He's up and walking around. He had to cancel your tour.

[A]

Oh, he's buff up those lip scrubs. Rolling Stones, mate, he's doing fine. I was in hospital with him a couple of days ago. Man, he's shagging three nurses at a time.

[E]

Three at a time.

[A]

Not all the way. Not all the way. But he's getting to third base all over. Over the place. That's a baseball reference for you Yanks.

[B]

And he just had a child a year ago.

[A]

No, no, no.

[B]

At 90 years old.

[A]

Oh, you know what it is.

[B]

I know what third base is, but I think he's the oldest father sperm donor for a child in history.

[A]

Right. He's. He would be in the Guinness Book of World Records for shags, except for that, mate. In the old Old Testament. Like that. I don't think they can count that. They can't count that, but they do.

[E]

All of your concert dates are now TBD on your website. To be determined.

[A]

To be determined.

[E]

Right. So that means it's the whole. The whole tour is questionable.

[A]

Well, that's why I've picked up a little hobby.

[E]

Oh, you have a hobby?

[A]

Nurses. Mick showed me. Well, you can have a fantastic, fantastic time. I've been trying to see my fore leg like this. I've been trying to break my lower leg for a week. To go into hospital, that's the first thing you gotta do. You've gotta hurt yourself.

[E]

You hurt yourself just right.

[B]

How old are you again?

[E]

I can't remember.

[A]

So after the first couple of attempts, I decided it would be better to hurt myself if I was near a telephone so I could call the ambulance.

[E]

Oh, I see.

[A]

It's better with an ambulance.

[B]

All right.

[E]

You're 75, by the way.

[A]

Right.

[E]

I just found out.

[A]

Right. And that's half of 150.

[E]

Yes, it is.

[A]

Congratulations.

[B]

Keith, would you please put that cigarette out? It was a. The studio doesn't have good ventilation for that.

[A]

That hurts you too slowly doesn't it?

[B]

Keith Richards. We have to go to break right now. Do you mind taking us out yourself?

[A]

I'm ready for a drink myself.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

We'll be back with ice on the John Claywell Show.

[B]

And now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com and I get nasty call John toll free. 1-800-800-radio.

[A]

Bob, I think we really got a good show now.

[B]

John Clay Wolf. Good morning everyone. Truck driver sees plenty of people texting and driving. Even cops. Andy, I see you there. That was earlier in the show.

[E]

Who doesn't see somebody daily? I see somebody every single day on the freeway. Weaving lanes. You can always see it. They weave the lanes and you pull up and they're looking down every single day.

[C]

I've. I've gotten to the point where I. Because I'm. I'm bad about it too. But now my kid's getting closer to where he's gonna drive in a couple years, so. So I gotta stop.

[B]

There's a deal. And I just sent a text to a friend yesterday and he kicked back immediately. Said I'm driving. That's a nice way.

[C]

Well, you can set your phone to do it. So makes you. It forces you to stop. But then you can just turn it off.

[B]

Yeah. But I don't know if you even see it.

[E]

So no. No. Your phone goes bing. Just like a regular text, except it's got an auto response. They get it back immediately. I'm driving. I'll speak to you in a moment.

[A]

Mine will even read texts to you.

[E]

Right? It'll read text. You can. You can hit the little microphone and talk to it if you want. If it's absolutely an emergency, someone's in the hospital or something.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

But then you start saying something you didn't really want to say because it's not. It doesn't read it right.

[A]

That's what's great. That's what's great. Because Turley always curses in his text. And it's so, so. It's so satisfying hearing that friendly female voice read Turley's text.

[B]

We've got some. Some text messages. Speaking of. And Twitter comments. Claude, as a Texan, this is embarrassing. Fort Worth Police Department SWAT officers are the first in the country to deploy a new non lethal weapon that uses a rope to lasso a person's arms or legs.

[E]

I saw that this week on the news.

[B]

I saw that on the three stooges back in the 70s.

[E]

Wiley Coyote's been doing it since the 60s.

[C]

You know Fort Worth, there's horses.

[B]

Cowtown, baby.

[C]

You know? Come on.

[B]

So if you're a calf roper that couldn't make it in the circuit on the prca, join the call in. I think they're taking resumes for a good ropers.

[E]

It's an actual. Looks like a stun gun. It's an actual thing that fires something out. It's got two little balls on it. It goes around you less as you.

[C]

Oh, that's like from the medieval time.

[E]

That is.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Awesome.

[B]

The late, great John Grinnell, the sportscaster out of Houston. Late great. No, he's not late. The great. The people of Houston do not want to hear any more racist dog talk. It's disgusting. Cats are 4 far more racist. Please discuss.

[C]

Oh, they are. They hate everybody, though.

[E]

Cats hate everybody.

[A]

Well, they don't hate anybody. They just don't care.

[E]

Cats are more like women. They hate everybody.

[B]

Richard and Grand Perry has a 15 Taurus self with 33,000 miles, leather roof and navigation. What color is it, Richard?

[D]

Silver. Excuse me, Ingot.

[B]

Silver. Silver. Silver. But it does have a sunroof.

[D]

Yes, it does.

[B]

So it's got the power. Good equipment package. Are you a serious seller?

[D]

Well, excuse me, I've got a little cold. I listen to your show every Saturday morning and I enjoy.

[B]

Thanks. We enjoy doing it.

[D]

It's. It's fine. And by the way, I can have my text read to me through my phone.

[B]

I think your car's 15,000. No, no, no, no, no. We're not. With 33. Hold on, let me pull back a tick. 14. 14,000?

[D]

Well, I was hoping for 15 when you said it. I'm thinking about buying. The last year of The Taurus is 2019. They're not going to make them anymore.

[B]

All right.

[D]

And I was thinking about buying one and I figured with you guys, I could get the best deal.

[B]

Go see my friend at. I know I sound like Jerry Reynolds right now or Ed Wallace, and I'm sorry about that, but go see my friend at. What's. David McDavid Ford. Tell them I sent you, they'll give you 15 grand. Ford it really on trade. Sure. And just tell him I sent you. And tell him Charlie Swanson told me to send you. He runs the deal. He's the. He's the district manager over 10 dealerships here in Dallas Fort Worth. And he'll get it handled. I'm going to keep McDavid. Yep. David McDavid Ford in. In Dallas, Texas. Fort Worth. Not Dallas. Duh. I forgot there was something I wanted to do. Damn it, and I can't remember what it was. The, the nipples were very attractive.

[E]

That's.

[B]

Single mom gets fined for toddler son pee pee incident. Now basically my kid whipped it out on the middle of the soccer field during a game one day at three years old.

[E]

This is, this is such a ridiculous case. Father like son. Brooke John's 36 years. 36 month pregnant woman recently driving.

[B]

Did you say three 36 month pregnant? That's a hell of a pregnancy.

[E]

That's a long.

[C]

That can't be right.

[B]

She must have triplets. Anyway, anyway.

[E]

Was recently driving in Augusta, Georgia with her three, nine months with one of her three year old sons. Basically the kid had to go to the bathroom. She pulled over and let him go to the bathroom in the parking lot. And she got arrested for it. She faces up to 60 days in jail and a five thousand dollar fine. We have.

[B]

Okay, go ahead.

[E]

What it's called.

[C]

Okay, ready?

[E]

Yep.

[D]

I gotta pee. I gotta pee, I gotta pee. And I was like, well, hold on. He's like, no, I gotta pee, I gotta really pee. And I was like, well baby, there's nowhere for me to pull off. Mama, I'm about to pee my pants. I can't pick him up. You know I'm not supposed to lift him. He was peeing before his pants were even all the way down.

[B]

So obviously he had to go.

[D]

Accidents happened and he was like, we'll take him in the bathroom. What about would have ran in the bathroom and somebody would have been in there. What was I going to do? Let him pee on the floor of the gas station? I'm going to court several days before I'm due. Yeah, I could get it extended, but why I would rather deal with it when I'm pregnant, not when I have a newborn.

[C]

That's crazy.

[E]

We talked earlier about cops kind of overseeing the law. Come on.

[B]

Here's the key, lady. Here's what you do in every like mall, parking lot or whatever. They, they're, they're forced by zoning to have a little bit of landscaping. So find the, that grassy knoll, right, which is a bad term in, in Dallas area by the way. And find that grassy patch and then whip open two doors and create a bathroom stall and hit it there. Nobody's going to jack with you. The, the error that he made was peeing on the, on the surface, the flat concrete or asphalt. If you hit the grass, you've got more argument.

[E]

You do.

[B]

Trust me, I do it all the time.

[C]

This is professional talking we have witnessed at our office.

[E]

No yes. John did it here.

[C]

Not John. Oh, his son ran out of the car. Little one day bush. He kind of turned around and looked like Calvin, you know, on the back of the sticker.

[B]

Right.

[C]

Kind of smirking and going into your Dodge. Oh, yeah.

[E]

Here in the parking lot.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Doing it in the parking lot.

[D]

Because.

[B]

Technically that's fertilizer and you're doing the Lord's work.

[E]

I'm sorry. Any cop that writes up this mother needs help.

[B]

That's.

[D]

Yeah.

[E]

Some therapy.

[B]

Therapy. Therapy. Therapy. All right. Hey, Blake. In Louisiana, it says SVT. So is this. You've had O3F 250s VT. I've never heard of such.

[D]

I'm at the Boss. Boss 5.4.

[B]

Okay, go to givemetheven.com and load it up. I'm still confused. I want to buy it, though. I love the weird stuff. The weirder and more unique, the better we are. Well, that. That's really where we can shine on good ones. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800800 radio market for worth a platinum with 80,000 mile, four wheel drive, 13F150 leather roof nav. I don't know. Low 20s, 21, 22. That sound right? Does it matter?

[D]

It's got the extended warranty to a hundred thousand. Does that mean anything to you?

[B]

It means something to you. You need to cancel it and get the money back. So it's just like insurance. And this goes for everybody. I'm going to queer the warranty business right now because I'm so sick of you bastards calling my phone telling me that my warranty is about to run out. And I have this one last chance to buy your warranty. Right? So here. Here's what you do. Whenever you do years.

[D]

My warranty's been about right.

[B]

Right? I mean, it's just such a racket. They're selling insurance. It's insurance. And insurance in the state of Texas is cancelable. And when you cancel it, they must refund the unused portion. So what you do is cancel it when you sell it, and then you'll get the unused portion back. But no, it sounds good. Y.

[D]

That guy, you tried to buy his jeep up in Dallas, man just drove from McKinney, and let me tell you, he probably didn't need to make that drive.

[B]

Oh, is it really raining hard?

[D]

It's really. It's coming down, man.

[B]

Well, then I apologize and we'll go pick it up Monday. Perfect. Thank you, Mark. Go to give. Give me the VIN. Give me the VIN.com. the PGA Masters tournament is underway. Yeah. Tiger Michael Turley. Oh, is he. Is he doing. What's he doing?

[C]

He's one shot back. There's a big leaderboard. There's a lot of big names out there. Seven is leading and Tigers one shot back at six under. He could have been right at the top, but he missed a couple easy putts. So there's something to watch today. If you're in an area where it's raining, Tiger tees off at 2 o' clock clock. You can watch him, see if he makes one more run.

[B]

One more run.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

The Astros are on a seven game winning streak and the Rangers are sucking.

[C]

It's early.

[B]

It's.

[C]

Right now. You wait till June and then you kind of have an idea what type of baseball team you have.

[B]

I think after watching that Ranger game last night, I see what kind of baseball team they have, unfortunately.

[C]

Yeah, no, they're. Yeah, they're, they're not going to be good, but. No, there's other teams in the league that are doing good. You're like, wait, the Mariners? What, they're in first place.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Let's see what happens in June.

[B]

So all of the basketball stars are retiring this week?

[C]

Oh, yeah, all of them.

[B]

Dirk did a big one in Dallas. That was. That was classy.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

Dwyane Wade's was not so classy. It felt staged in.

[C]

Everything about him is staged. It's just how he is. Dirk is just natural. He's one of those guys that didn't want the spotlight, but the spotlight was on him. He was, you know, for me, moving into Texas and that's kind of what I grew up as, one of those stars watching dirt work throughout and just him grow. So it was kind of cool watching him.

[B]

What did he go from 6, 8 to 7, 2 while you're watching?

[C]

Grow as a player? Yeah.

[B]

Magic Johnson's out as, as the Lakers president.

[C]

Yeah, there may have been. I think he might have got too touchy feely in the office. So what the rumors are.

[B]

Yeah. Really?

[C]

Yeah, he just, you know, thought it was the locker room.

[B]

Hey, like Joe Biden, maybe. Yeah.

[A]

No, if you heard his speech when he, when he announced it, he kind of. I talked about. There's a lot of talk. I don't like that background talk.

[B]

I mean, it. You know, we got 25 seconds. Okay. We're gonna lose a couple of stations right now. Guys in Houston listening to us on the Buzz. You can jump over and catch our number five on 97.5 ESPN down there or go to John Claywolf.com and stream it. There's a stream live right there. Also, we have stickers that we're giving away for free. Show stickers. And there's something we've got. Sell that T shirts on there under merch on John Clerk wolf.com that are college colors. We've just got those. Really. And there was some other swag we got. I don't know. Go to John Clewolf.com you get that podcast. Goes up at 1:00'. Clock. Remember, give me the VIN dot com. If we don't beat your Carmax offer, we'll send you a check for a hundred dollars. It's all online and it's very quick. We'll be right back with our number five. Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf show with John Clay Wolf. Speaking of marijuana, that's what Boise for. Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio. If you've never been robbed by a meth fiend, then you haven't lived a full life. Now, John Clay Wolf, if you haven't ever been robbed by a meth fiend, then you have not lived a full life. There's truth to that statement. When I said that, I meant it.

[E]

There's a video up on the John Clay Wolf Facebook page. It's funny you just said that. That just came up. Of a lady who's clearly mething out and she's at a casino jackpot. One of the slot machines just.

[B]

Just tweaking.

[E]

Cannot get in that chair enough. She's all over it.

[C]

I was asking Baba during the break, so. Yeah, because he's seen and known people like this.

[E]

Oh, the methy.

[C]

What is going on?

[E]

Why they can't. Why are they getting their own.

[A]

Yeah, okay. Those video. Okay, the video slots.

[E]

Yeah, there's a lot.

[A]

She's getting a lot of visuals, you know, stimulation. Oh, okay. A lot of visual stimuli. And her body's tired and she's a little weak because she's been up for 17 days. Now. She does have a cup of beverage that somebody forced her to hold on to. And she's holding it. Once in a while she takes a sip. But she's getting all this visual stimuli getting in. And she's getting the tweet. She's obvious. She's playing that panda game. You know the panda slot?

[E]

Yeah, I know.

[A]

You know super panda, right? Okay. Every once in a while, you know, they dropped. Drop a few coins on this. This base 10, whether you win anything or not. And when they pile up Far enough, it pushes forward and those coins drop in the bottom and they give you like a gem that's worth 100 points. Which also isn't worth anything. But that'll make you flail like Joe Cocker. You remember Joe Cocker?

[B]

Yes.

[E]

He wasn't a meth head.

[A]

No, no. But that's called the Panda Effect. The Panda Effect. He invented it. Well, he didn't. Hitler invented it. What? But Hitler didn't have a lot of time to perfect it.

[B]

How did we get back to Hitler?

[A]

Hitler. And so we thank Joe Cocker for bringing us the Panda Effect.

[C]

He was a method. I didn't know that.

[B]

Oh, I'm looking at this call board that's decked out right now. We've got Pennsylvania, New York City, Dallas, Houston, Las Vegas, Bakersfield, California, Oklahoma City. And then Nebraska, San Antonio. San Antonio in San Antonio. Good morning.

[D]

Hey, John. I work for a grass company here and we're like right on the side of the highway. So one day, it's a slow day and this lady pulls in, parks right along the side of the highway, hops out of her car, gets a little kids potty, a training potty out of the trunk of her car, comes along to the non highway side, like right. We're looking out the office window at her. Sets the little potty down, gets a little kid out of the back of her car. The little girl drops her pants, sits down on the potty, does her business. And then the grandma throws the whatever she did onto our parking lot, puts the toilet back in the trunk, little girl gets in and they just take.

[B]

Off on their way again, again. On the parking lot grass or the parking lot surface?

[D]

The parking lot service.

[B]

That's the mistake. You got to hit the vegetation part. Yes, grassy knoll she was.

[D]

But you carry a little potty in the trunk to make sure. I mean that's. That's kind of thinking ahead, I guess. But I mean she could have just walked inside. We'd let her use the restroom.

[B]

This is true. This is true. Thank you. You know, Matt in Oklahoma City has an 08 RAM 3 quarter ton. Guess how many miles are on his truck.

[C]

Over 200,000.

[B]

I want. We'll just do guess so, Bob. We got a. We've got Oklahoma truck guy. No offense, but he's from Oklahoma. Who do you just give me a mileage, we'll see who's closest.

[A]

271,000.

[B]

It's a 08 RAM three quarter ton.

[E]

Low eight 223.

[C]

Okay, Turley, I'm going 301 bob.

[B]

Ah. Matt, why don't you let them know how many miles are on your truck?

[D]

314 and still running.

[B]

Great of money.

[D]

Doesn't use any oil, doesn't leak anything.

[B]

What's it take to buy it? I'm just going to let you hit me.

[A]

Six liter Ford.

[D]

Oh man, I don't even know. I'm just like. I just been thinking about getting rid of it.

[B]

Yeah. For a while. I mean it's a testament to the Cumins engine. That five nine. I mean it's a good rig. It's got three hundred and fourteen thousand miles. Does seven thousand buy it? I don't.

[D]

I don't think I can let it go.

[B]

What's it take to buy it?

[D]

I mean it's in.

[B]

I don't know.

[D]

I just want to see what y' all would offer.

[B]

I just want.

[D]

Actually that one is the six. Seven.

[B]

Okay. I just want to hear what you'll sell it for. You're the one with a 300,000 mile truck. I mean it's an oddball. It's a curveball.

[A]

I pay him $500 a year, man. 6,500.

[B]

I'm seven grand. Where are you? The good thing about Matt thinking about it is he's serious. He's not some flake, I don't think. Matt, are you there?

[D]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

What's your figure?

[D]

Yeah, I don't know. I mean it's crazy. I see them overpriced all the time. Like I see 06s with 289,000. They're wanting like 15,000. I don't even understand that.

[B]

Here's what it is. It's a meth head cowboy Oklahoma market. It's a special deal and I guess there's a bank of meth head Oklahoma's that finance these things and maybe they trade between each other. But I'll tell you, I sold 421 cars at the Dallas auto auction this week. And I sold 382 at the Pennsylvania auto auction this week. So that's a pretty good sample. And I know what this thing is going to bring. It's going to bring 10,000. But here's the problem is it's going to get arbitrated because there's no way on God's green earth a 314,000 mile car will bring the. I mean is it mechanically sound enough to pass the auction inspections on what we call a green light? We sell it on a green light. So. So then after I sell it for ten grand we're like yeah, we were right. It brought ten grand. That's great. Then three days later we get a phone call, motor's gone from the arbitration office and it's a kick for this or that. Right. So we have to sell it again. And the next time we sell it, we have to sell it on a red light. So when they see it again, the same buyers, the guys that buy the 300,000 mile Oklahoma method diesel. Not saying you are, but the next guy will be is no, I understand. Is you know those dealers recognize these things like oh, it's back. So something's wrong. And now he's got a red light on it. Something's really wrong. So it's going to bring seven grand. So here's I'm saying seven grand. My high side is a big winner, my low side is a big loser. It's just a high risk truck.

[D]

Right.

[B]

So that's so totally makes sense what you're saying. Yeah, I'll gamble. Why don't we do what? I've got an idea. Look, you sound like the most reasonable person from Oklahoma I've met yet.

[E]

Maybe ever.

[B]

You ought to send it down here. Why don't we send it down here? I'll sell it for you in my auction lane and we'll just write it together. I'll charge you 300 to sell this thing and if it brings 10 grand, it's gonna, you know, I'll. The net check from the auction, I'll sit, I'll. I get 300. But if it gets arbitrated and we come back, we have to sell it again. The thing I described. Then you're on it with. We're partners is what I'm saying, Matt.

[D]

Right.

[B]

I do believe the truck will bring $10,000, but I just don't know if it'll stick because it's got to have an oil leaker. It's got to have some. If I announce one thing wrong with it, they all go to hell. They don't. They're scared to death of it because it's so high risk. Anyway. Think about it. Go to givemethevan.com, put something in the info box about what we talked about. But if I'm just riding the pine on my own money, I'm a seven grand, maybe eight grand buyer. Flat footed. Okay, thanks. 800. 800. Seven, two, three, four. What?

[A]

That's informative. Dude. I just learned a ton. And. And from now until forever, John Lennon's instant karma will always make me think of Dodge trucks.

[C]

Yeah, that's good.

[A]

I'm glad we all shine on John.

[B]

Frank has a racist dog, but he trained him not to be. Frank in Las Vegas, Nevada. Good morning, Frank.

[D]

Hello.

[B]

Hey. Hey. Tell us about your racist dog.

[D]

Well, at the time I lived in Pittsburgh.

[B]

Okay.

[D]

And I got a 10 year old great Dane off of these college kids. They were moving and couldn't take them with them. And I'm walking the dog and black guy's coming up this sidewalk and this dog's wanting drag me down onto him. You know, the guy crosses the street and the dog wants to cross the street to get to him and you know, so it took about a year and a half to break him.

[B]

How did you beat the racism, how did you beat the racism out of the dog?

[D]

I didn't beat it out of him. I just, you know, call her and told him no and you know, did.

[B]

You show him some training?

[D]

He was a giant baby dog. He was a giant baby.

[B]

Did you like get some of those politically correctness videos and y' all sit down and he in train, I mean.

[C]

Played some NWA and I mean did.

[B]

You get him acclimated to not having that, that chip on his shoulder?

[D]

Her? Like I said, I just, just by correcting them, you know.

[B]

So that's possible. I, I, I appreciate the intel. So. So it can be done?

[D]

Yes.

[B]

All right. Robert in Oklahoma using a bathroom in a house that was for sale and a realtor showed up. How'd that go?

[D]

Well, it was, it was pretty good. We, I work for utility company. This one, I'm from Arkansas, so no way, I'm not an op. No hate there Anyhow. Yeah, I work for utility company and we were in a pretty nice little subdivision and we had a big two ton international truck. We pulled tobacco so we really couldn't just unhook, you know, right then to go to the store somewhere to use back. So had a five gallon bucket with some trash bags we used. And so I saw this house next door for sale and the utility room was open so I just ducked in there and did my thing and sure bagged it up and threw it away in their dumpster. So my buddy said, hey, I gotta go. So he eases over there and about. He'd been in there about a minute or two and I look and there's a smoking hot realtor lady that pulls up and this Lexus in the driveway and he's in the utility room. And I'm thinking, what is gonna happen? You know, this is not gonna end up good. We're getting fired. So as she's Going in the front door. He's coming out of the utility room laughing. And I'm thinking, this is not good. He comes over there. And that's how it turned out. I mean, it wasn't anything spectacular, but it's just one of those stories that killed everybody.

[A]

Stinky sticky.

[B]

Stinky sticky. Okay, thanks. Nothing like a good old bathroom story from a man in Oklahoma. Thank you for sharing, Arkansas. Holy hell.

[A]

Well, I'm from Arkansas.

[B]

Says his buddy has a rig with 425, 000 miles on a 6 liter power stroke. Wow, that's a lot. The, the. The 6 liter power stroke diesel engines have a. What do you call it? Emissions. It's the. Oh, it's the. The oil cooler, not the oil. Cool. God, I don't even remember what they're called.

[A]

Egr.

[B]

The egr. I'm so used to swapping. They're better deleted and bulletproof. But it was a bad engine when they started with it. I mean, there, there's stories. I was a Ford dealer back then, okay. And they couldn't start the trucks off of the transport to put them on our dealership, brand new. Why in 03, they couldn't start the 74. But the 73. But the 6 liter, it was just a absolute lemon POS.

[E]

Oh my Lord.

[B]

Yeah, it screwed up their. It screwed up their deal. And then they came back in 08 with. With the next version and it was okay, but you had to take the entire cab off of the chassis to like do a head job or even to really do the turb. Head job. Like on the head.

[E]

Yeah, I get it.

[B]

Sounds convenient, right?

[A]

We say. We say header.

[B]

A lot of times it's just. But anyway, this last round, they really did a good job. These diesel engines are getting pretty sophisticated, but they're lasting long. All the cars. But I'll tell you the truth, I wish Holland's head was a around. He could tell us the story. But you know how the cars make it longer now, back in the 70s and early 80s, that they wore out quicker. His theory is. And the more I listen to him, everybody was what they call clocking miles back then. The dealers rolling them back. Yeah. And it wasn't that the cars wouldn't make it so long as they just had more miles on them than you thought.

[E]

Okay. Always.

[B]

Yeah. So the, you know, well, this thing's no good at 70. The used cars, they just wouldn't make it. Well, it's because they kept chopping the miles off of them.

[E]

It's 170, right?

[B]

It's not that the cars are made better today, it's just the odometers are actual in most cases, the technology today.

[A]

And what people have learned how to hack into computer wise. How easy is one of those old analog odometers now? You know, looking back, pretty widespread in.

[B]

The day, pretty easy. They can knock them off on electric ones too, these hackers, they have plugins to go into the ODB port and they, they can, there's different versions, but. Yeah, the problem is the Carfax and the way the title system works. Yeah, you can get the miles off the car, you just can't get the history off of it.

[A]

Right?

[E]

Yeah, the Carfax will show it.

[D]

Yeah.

[E]

So go 60, 70, 80, 40.

[B]

Right. And we see that and we're like, hey man, somebody cut the miles on this rig. No, no, no, no. Yes. Yeah, like you said, you watch the pattern. 20, 30, 40, 50. Gets up to 80, then goes back to 20.

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

And then it starts up again. 20, 40, 50, 60. And now they're selling it to us with 60.

[E]

Right.

[B]

Like. No, that's, that's called TMU. True miles unknown. Actually, we do know the miles. If we just have a calculator we can show them all you did. But you know, and when you sell a car at the auction and the dealer in the cash market, tmu, I mean it's damn near like a salvage title. It's bad. I mean the, the, the marketability on, it's just terrible.

[E]

When you buy something off Facebook, for instance, you may not know, you know, you may be, you may be the guy selling it to give me the vin, but you may not know if, if you weren't the guy that cut the money.

[D]

Miles.

[B]

Right. Still happens for sure. We see it often and we have several VHR systems that we pull on and damned if we don't miss one. We still miss one and, and we, we catch it when it's too late. It's like, oh God, it may cost $3,000 at least every time you catch one in the, in the chops like that. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars to radio forgivemetheven.com@give me the VIN. We will be the highest wholesale bid you've got unless it's some funky trade in on a new one where they're over allowing and showing you bogus numbers. We'll be right back. And now we return to the John Clay Wolf show presented by givemethevent.com call them toll free. 1, 800, 800, radio. This is the John Clay Wolf. Who the hell is this?

[A]

Bob Black Sabbath.

[B]

This is.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Never heard it.

[A]

Never say Die.

[B]

Never heard this song in my life.

[A]

Okay. 78, 79. Last album with Ozzy before they fired him. It was the Mess. Or they didn't like each other. They were opening for Van Halen. No, Van Halen was opening for them that year. Van Halen became a big hit during that tour. Their first couple of singles out and it really marked kind of a passing of the baton from Black Sabbath to Van Halen. And they recorded this album before the tour, but they were headed that way.

[B]

This is a good song. I like it. What's it called?

[A]

Never say Die. It's the title track to the album. And there's some weird, weird.

[B]

I just missed the whole Sabbath thing. I just wasn't paying attention.

[A]

I had a sister who was four or five years older than me. And the guys that she hung around were with. A couple of those guys were like Black Savage, man. So I picked it up. I cheated.

[B]

That's fine. I'm sitting here, it's in North Texas. Looks like it's fixing the hail. Friend of mine, no, puts in a. He puts up a picture of four cars in a two car garage stacked hard. And he's got a lifted Ford Powerstroke, a Challenger, a Charger and an Escalade. And I wrote, I wrote him. I'm like, it's kind of weird that the guy that owns part of Ferrari of San Francisco, Lamborghini of Los Angeles and Ferrari of Dallas Maserati has a bunch of domestic hot rods in his truck. So he posted another picture of his LA showroom just loaded down with Lambos and Ferraris. Like, is this better? I'm like, yes, there you go. That's funny. Can not take the redneck out of the boy.

[A]

Oh, it'll get you.

[B]

Oh, oh, oh. Joshua in Houston. 07 Silverado with 150 on it is. Depends on how nice it is. Is it a crew cab? Yes, sir.

[D]

It's the four door. Full size four door. It's. It was a work truck. Some guys broke in, stole the radio. They have bad dashes as it is, but they destroyed the dash. It's got a basketball sized hole where the radio goes, so that would need to be replaced. And then the top of the bed has a few little dents in it from, you know, I guess, whatever they were.

[B]

Here's the truth. So nobody's gonna replace it. Nobody cares. It costs more to do all that work than it is. So you Just sell it for what it is and let the guy that is buying a cash car buy it and he runs it around until he throws it away. And I think it's a $1,500 truck.

[D]

Wow. Okay.

[A]

All right.

[B]

Thanks, man. Caesar, Houston, good morning.

[D]

Good morning, John.

[B]

14 GT Mustang stick 23,000 miles. Is it a premium?

[D]

It's base model.

[B]

What color.

[D]

That gunmetal? Some little gray.

[B]

Okay, which wheel, the good looking one or the not so goodlooking one?

[D]

It's A18s but I have aftermarket wheels on them.

[B]

On it. I'm thinking, I'm thinking, I'm thinking, I'm thinking, I'm thinking. I like the miles. I think it's an 18 grand rig. 18.

[A]

Wow.

[D]

Okay, I can load it up on your site.

[B]

Please do. If it's got a Carfax accident history, it's going to be worth about 10 less. FYI if it doesn't, we're good. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. Serious injury during gymnastics floor routine.

[E]

Dude, this video is horrendous.

[D]

What?

[E]

Do you have the audio?

[B]

It's hard to do videos on the radio.

[E]

No, no, no. But this. Yeah. If you is the video, just put it up on Facebook.

[A]

I will, I will.

[E]

Oh, you have to see the video too. So I don't know what the audio is.

[B]

I don't like watching human injury videos. I don't like watching Joe Theisman's leg get broken.

[E]

This is worse than that, if you can imagine.

[B]

I'd rather not even talk about it.

[E]

All right.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

But it's interesting to hear the play by play of it.

[B]

Okay. Samantha Cereal, an aerospace engineer, hearing major.

[D]

Let's see how high she flies right here. And I think she may be hurt. Came down very awkwardly.

[C]

And she is obviously her legs are going different directions and the guy's like, I think she may have been hurt.

[E]

John, look at my. Look at my little fingers here.

[B]

I don't even want to see.

[E]

Okay. It reminds me of the time when the space shuttle blew up. And the guy goes, very calmly, he goes, apparently a major malfunction. Down, down.

[B]

Like, how can you be that calm? Elizabeth Hasselbeck throws a fit on the View.

[C]

It's kind of a long cut, but it's baba. You want to explain what, what it's about?

[B]

You know what?

[A]

I saw her on Survivor like 10 years ago and she won that season. I didn't like her then. And then she turned up on the View and she turned out to be, forgive me, a Right wing nut job. And I heard her on the radio just like a couple weeks ago. I think she's got a book coming. And she said, I hope I'm saying this right, but I'm calling on the. On the spirit of Jesus to help me say this right. And I thought, right then I thought, oh, yeah, okay. She's a genuine Mamby Pamby. And this clip from when she threw a fit on the View proves that special situation.

[D]

This is not. This is going to be a bad. I'm saying this. I wish that it were available. I'm not saying I don't believe it's the right thing, but this is a.

[B]

Slippery slope to just eliminating like other.

[D]

Elizabeth, calm down, dear.

[B]

I can't. This makes me so sapphire, bro.

[D]

I know we've got to be able to have these discussions and listen to other people's opinions and not go so crazy that you don't listen to. I heard everything you said. I just am emphatic with. Barely started. We have to go on and we have to learn how to discuss these things in some sort of rational way.

[B]

Let's see what Sally Field thinks.

[D]

We'll be right back with Sally Field.

[C]

So they're going to break. And this is her mic off air.

[D]

I'm not gonna sit there and get reprimanded on the air.

[B]

I am not gonna get reprimanded on. No, it's not okay to sit there.

[D]

And get reprimanded on the air. You know what?

[B]

I know what the.

[D]

Like, I don't. I never.

[B]

I'm not even gonna. Let's throw some bees, bitch. Come into my office here. No, I'm not going back out there. Okay, honey, I'm not taking it.

[D]

I. I hear what you're saying. What the.

[B]

I don't even swear. She has me swearing.

[D]

This woman's driving me nuts. She doesn't want to come back on me. She has to, Bill.

[B]

She has to.

[D]

This is why we shouldn't have done this discussion. Walked off the show. Well, that's ridiculous. I tried to stop her. That is ridiculous.

[B]

I quit.

[E]

What are you doing?

[D]

I'm quitting. I don't need to be reprimanded on.

[B]

Air like that by this woman. I'm not. I will not take it on air. I'm over.

[D]

They can do the second I'm leaving.

[B]

That reminds me, Barbara just fully reprimanded me live on the show to everybody in America to talk down to me and say, we have to learn how to discuss this.

[D]

Like, like you were not crazy. You've got to come back up. 45 seconds.

[B]

45 seconds.

[C]

And she came back on the air after Big fit. Yes.

[E]

Reminds me about every other week we had that with Bobbo.

[B]

The great thing. The great thing is, is that at the Twilight.

[E]

Yes.

[B]

Of Barbara Wawa's career, she has turned into Maury Povich, kind of sort of.

[D]

She.

[C]

She's not on the show anymore, right?

[E]

On the show.

[B]

No, no, that was her dame up was. That was her voice I was hearing.

[E]

Yeah, it definitely was.

[A]

That clip, by the way, was from 2006, while back.

[B]

Nothing like breaking news.

[A]

Just.

[E]

Just in off the wire.

[D]

But it's.

[B]

It's a decade and a half.

[E]

See, at first I thought it was a bit. Because we do that a lot of times. I'll argue one side just to get one, you know, just to go back and forth. So we have two sides of something. But then when you do. This sounded too real.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

No, it's. It pulls the curtain back. That happens with all shows. I mean, it does it literally.

[B]

Literally. So I see this Game of Thrones thing on here.

[C]

Ah, yes. Tomorrow.

[B]

I've watched three episodes. That's as deep as I got. I watched that guy bang like 10 girls. And that was about the beginning and the end of it.

[C]

You gotta like the fan.

[B]

People love it, though. Yeah.

[A]

I don't know if I made two episodes.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

If you don't like fantasy, then you're not gonna be into it.

[B]

Yeah, I'm not into hentai porn. I'm not into fantasy. I'm not into Lord of the Rings.

[C]

Magic, stuff like that. Yeah. If you're not into into that, it's not your thing.

[A]

But a lot of people are very.

[B]

Into, like, strip club, my son.

[C]

Yeah, I like it too.

[B]

I mean, it's.

[C]

It's an acquired taste.

[B]

You love it.

[C]

I mean, I'm gonna watch it tomorrow.

[A]

Okay, explain this to me. Who is Hodor?

[C]

Hodor is the one that would. He was kind of like a servant, basically.

[E]

Hold the door.

[C]

He would.

[B]

Literally.

[C]

That's what he would do.

[B]

I'm about that old bad joke.

[A]

So there's a bid on Fallon on Back Nacho Cheese, where they have Hodor sing popular songs in his own style, they say. And it's called now that's what I call Hodor.

[D]

It's now that's what I call Hodor.

[B]

Today's hit sung by your favorite Game of Thrones character. Hits such as thank you, Next.

[A]

High Hopes by Panic at the Disco.

[B]

This is complete fail.

[C]

It's good for the Generation.

[D]

Now that's what I call Hodor.

[B]

That's what I call Suck by Bob O. Brown.

[C]

But the 20 somethings are liking it.

[A]

Hey, I don't even know who Hodor is. I don't watch the show. I, I don't. I'm not a fan of the show, but that was hilarious to me. Somewhere out there there's a Hodor john, okay. And he sings like that.

[B]

Need a buyer for Baton Rouge, Louisiana. If you're in Baton Rouge, Louisiana and you'd like to work for, give me the VIN as a buyer. Please go to jobsivemetheven.com we need to add another buyer to our Baton Rouge, Louisiana office.

[A]

What do they say when they answer the phone?

[B]

They don't. When, when you. For Louisiana people, when you put your VIN number in, it spits back an offer in Cajun French. Our IT guys just rolled that out.

[E]

He's what we going to do.

[B]

Come on over. We get some boudin, I got some gumbo cooking and we're gonna talk about this, y' all for a tr. What, for a trial? Yeah, it's good. It's very long. My knees and my knees with Mary to my son in law and he's a fisherman down on the coast, you know. And then we, we gonna, we. I know you'll whack the miles off of it. We whacked the miles off a couple times. But how we do it down here. It's a good truck. My cousin keeps it running. Now the title, I can't find it because I bought it from, you know, my niece and my niece's aunt's brother in law, he passed away. We hadn't transferred it yet, but my buddy is a sheriff department. As long as you keep the car around here locally, he'll be fine. It'll be fine. They keep get your license plate, you know, registration stick. I can get it.

[E]

Don't worry, don't worry, don't worry.

[B]

It'll be awesome. It'll be good.

[E]

Do you ever miss go because you used to go in Louisiana?

[B]

I do miss it.

[E]

Every week.

[B]

Every week.

[E]

Every week.

[B]

Every week for God almighty.

[E]

Right.

[B]

I took a four year break, but I did it for 20 effing years every week. I threatened to move down there a few times and I should have because I made more money in the state of Louisiana than I ever made in Texas.

[D]

Wow.

[B]

For sure.

[E]

And you came back every week with.

[B]

Because I was bringing the Dallas market to them.

[A]

Right, right.

[B]

And it, you know the junk, crap cars bring more down there Cuz you got a poor population. But, but the, you know, there's Louis is like Mexico, man. You got some heavy money down there, but there's not a lot of it. So they've got these heavy cars and there's not a good market for the used ones. Cuz the rich people buy new cars.

[E]

Sure.

[B]

So I take those used ones, you know, the 30 grand and up and bring them back to Dallas and I could over, I could pay more and still can. Just go to givemetheven.com dealers listening. Absolutely. Go to givemetheven.com we buy 100 cars a month out of Louisiana. Still. No, that's stupid. 300. I say more. 300. Yeah. Well I've got two people on the ground out there that work the dealerships and then we've got the website. Yeah, it's 300. We do 2,000 cars a month. That's 500 cars. No. And Class county in Pennsylvania. It's like hell, I can even count that high. I. I don't know how this damn thing works. All right, we'll be right back. Oh yeah, we're back. Back to the John Clay Wolf show presented by givemethe vin.com call it 800. 800 radio. And now. What a badass Senor Juan Clay Wolf. God almighty. That's funny, Bob. During the break he plays music. During the breaks are in. And he had some lame ass Neil Young song playing.

[A]

No, that was, that was Harvest Moon by Neil Young and Crazy Horse.

[B]

That was the name of the song.

[A]

Awesome.

[B]

Okay. It's pretty sad.

[A]

Because I crushed my Peter in a bathroom door.

[B]

Ouch. There you go. Bob. Are you gonna, are you gonna turn it? We're near the end. This is the time to do it. This is closing time.

[A]

He's in drawing. He's in drawing. Because I crushed my Peter in the bathroom door. And it hurts so badly. Don't want to crush my Peter no more.

[B]

Gotta get to the chorus. You got more.

[A]

I remember that Peter. I don't know man. How many times can we say Peter terrible. My old man sitting down and boo saying look what my boy did.

[B]

James and Lafayette, good morning, you're on the air.

[D]

How you doing man?

[B]

Good, good. 2012 six 60,000 mile crew cab. Four wheel drive with leather. So it's a SLT.

[D]

I think it's the SLE, but it's got the leather full console. I guess it's an upgraded package in sle.

[B]

Did you like my Kunas car trade impersonation a moment ago? Did that resonate or Was I off base?

[D]

Yeah, I heard that you should, you should come back. Come to Lafayette or Louisiana.

[B]

You know, you can tell that I've been before. Oh God. Yeah.

[D]

I live in the Buddha capital of the world. You can eat your Buddha and you know, you know.

[B]

You can have relations with the, the old saying. And I, I've been saying it for years. Kent Montgomery said it years ago. If you're down in south Louisiana and you ain't screwing and drinking, then you just visited.

[A]

Right?

[B]

Okay.

[D]

Right.

[B]

I think you've got a $14,000 truck. 14 sle leather.

[D]

Yes, sir. I think a couple months. I say a couple months. Maybe a year ago I went on your website. I think you offered me like around 19 last.

[B]

Okay. They depreciate every season they lose a couple GS. What's it take to buy it?

[D]

Yeah, around 19, 5.

[B]

Oh, it went up from last year. I can't make that work, but I enjoyed the conversation.

[D]

No, do.

[B]

What?

[D]

No, it wouldn't. It didn't go up. It didn't go up. I think Your offer was 19:5. I mean 19, 19:5. You know, I would be happy with. Shut up for your face.

[B]

Average MMR is 15 grand. I was a little light at 14. Add a thousand for leather. Sixteen. Sixteen means the money on a 12. That body style. Okay, 16, maybe 16, 5. Okay. Thank you. I'll shut up. James in Houston. You've been waiting forever. I'm sorry. Good morning. You there?

[D]

No, no problem. Yeah, I'm here.

[B]

14 Audi.

[D]

14 Audi A6. Got everything has been done at the dealership at Sewell here in Houston.

[B]

Okay. Is it the four cylinder? Six is a diesel or gas? Gas, Gas. Gas. Four cylinder or six cylinder? Six cylinder, all wheel drive or two wheel drive?

[D]

It's the Quattro, the all wheel drive.

[B]

Got it for that Houston snow. Is it a premium plus or prestige?

[D]

That will get you.

[B]

We, we'll buy it from you and send it up to some pot smoker in Colorado or in Maine. They really likes it. Is it a premium plus or prestige?

[D]

I believe it's a premium plus.

[B]

Okay.

[D]

Not the prestige.

[B]

What color?

[D]

And it's white with black leather.

[B]

Okay. That's good color combo. And it has.

[D]

My wife drives it. I mean she puts maybe 8,000 miles on a year.

[B]

So it's.

[D]

We just had babies. So it's been sent for the last month, two months.

[B]

$17,000.

[D]

Oh, that's a little light looking for. Try to get somewhere around 19, 18, 5. 19. You think that, you think that'll do?

[B]

It I can't make no money there, homeboy. And I ain't doing this s for free. I'd go 175 and then I'd tap out. I don't have good luck with high mileage outies. I just don't. The Germans, the Nazis ruined all that years ago and. And it just. These Germans. I'm tired of losing money on these miley Germans. I'm tired of it. I'm tired, brother. I'm tired. I keep trying. I keep getting hit like Neil Young man keeps slamming my peter in the bathroom door. Might as well take your peepee and slam it in the door.

[D]

Jam right the whole. That whole break. I got two newborns. I have twins. So that's why we're selling it to get a bigger car. And I let that put on speaker and that put my babies to sleep pretty quick.

[B]

Good. Well, there's Bobbo singing kids to sleep with weird lyrics. There you go. Thank you, James. I'll talk to you go to. Go to givethevin.com if you change your mind. Joe in Las Vegas. Nevadi.

[D]

Yes.

[B]

What's up?

[D]

Hey. Got a vehicle one to what you would give me for it?

[B]

Okay. 2012 Nissan Titan Pro 4x74,000 mile King Cab. Lifted. How lifted is lifted?

[D]

Six inch.

[B]

That's good. What size tires?

[D]

35, 35 R20.

[B]

It's a big old B and it's a V8 Titan. Four wheel drive and it's a Pro 4X. What color? Red. Leather or cloth? Cloth. 70. 70. 74,000 miles if it's got a good carfax. I'll give, I'll give, I'll give, I'll give. I'll give. $17,000. Okay. I mean that's hitting it like. Like I hit that so hard it's still trying to wake up. I won't move an inch. I ain't bumping a nickel. And you're bringing it to me at that figure over there at Sahara. Drive across from Carmax and take. Take it to Carmax and let them bid on it and then bring me their offer. And if it's lower than mine, then you owe me a hundred dollars.

[D]

Fair deal.

[B]

All right, man. Thank you. I don't even want that rig for 17 grand. I don't know what the hell I'm talking about. I got the lift. The lift. Dust, the smoke, the lift. I got caught up in it. Four wheel drive.

[D]

Oh no, not again. Neil.

[B]

Hang on. Neil Young wants to talk about it.

[A]

I'm thinking about there all kinds of, like, car lyrics you can fit into that grid.

[D]

Sure.

[E]

He'll be doing that all week.

[A]

He's got a Nissan Titan.

[B]

There it is with a double door.

[A]

And his wife Brianna.

[B]

Won'T let him.

[A]

Drive it no more. He's a Titan. I'm telling you, man, there's no. There's nothing there.

[B]

He's a weird cat. What were you asking me about music earlier?

[A]

I was just wondering. We're all right.

[B]

Hang on, let me stop. Anybody wants to sell their car here going forward, go to givemetheven.com. give me the vi n dot com. We're not going to take any more calls to the air because we've only got three minutes left to BS And I enjoy my three minutes of BS And I don't want to talk about cars anymore. I want to talk about music. Okay.

[A]

Yeah, we're all grown up guys. And you're going through a very similar period now than to what I did five, seven years ago. No, I showed my kids all the great classic rock, too, and they love Beatles. Doomy stealing.

[B]

Dan.

[A]

Right? You. You've shown yours and we've talked about it a lot in the air. But as guys our age, do you like, say six months? No older than six months old. Is there any current song that you really, really like right now?

[B]

Current rock song that's new music? Yeah, yeah, I've got one right here.

[A]

I know it's hard.

[E]

A current rock song.

[B]

It's not current, dude. Listen, in this new. No.

[A]

That was the beginning of the end for Hank Williams Jr. I was in country radio at the time.

[C]

I'll Quit It.

[B]

I'll Quit It.

[A]

That was his last hit and the first one that didn't go number one in a long time.

[E]

What year was that?

[A]

You remember? I want to say 91. 92.

[E]

92.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah, right about.

[B]

I cannot name a current song that couldn't. That.

[E]

I know y' all are shocked.

[A]

I got one.

[E]

What?

[A]

Killers the Man.

[C]

Yeah, that's a good song.

[A]

That's awesome.

[C]

But it's over a year old, but that's okay.

[A]

Yeah, I said that was gonna happen. I said it was gonna happen.

[C]

No, that's a good song.

[A]

It's gonna be old.

[B]

I'm gonna say cue me up, Turley. Want to hear it?

[C]

Keys has got a new tune out, too. That's really good, too.

[B]

Black Keys. Yes, I like.

[C]

Their new album's out. It's nice.

[B]

This is a long intro. A little bit here. Sounds pretty bouncy. It's.

[C]

It's poppy, but they're. They kind of have that sound.

[B]

This is rock.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

So this is your answer to alt rock. This is your answer to Skinner?

[C]

No, this is alt rock.

[A]

They sound like the Killers.

[D]

I carry the crown Nothing can break Nothing can break me down.

[B]

Here's a song I like. This is not brand new, but it's new, newer. It's not classic rock. Have you ever heard this one?

[A]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

This is kind of that same voice. This reminded me of it.

[C]

This is 2008.

[B]

Is that long?

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Jack White.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

I'm 10 years behind it saying that's new. Yeah. The Lead Zeppelin knockoff band's good. Whatever. GRETA VAN Whatever. Whatever.

[C]

Yeah, they're pretty good.

[A]

Rock and roll ain't dead, kids.

[C]

You just gotta find. It's not on the radio.

[A]

Still with us here on the John Clay Wolf Show. Catch the podcast@john claywolf.com we will be back next Saturday.

[D]

With a On my. That's right.

[B]

And I'm sweating.

[D]

Out.