#196 John Clay Wolfe Show 04.27.19

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #196 (Original Air Date: 04.27.19)

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Episode Overview

This episode of The John Clay Wolfe Show, powered by GiveMeTheVIN.com, is vintage JCW at its best. Broadcasting live from Wolf Radio Studios, John and the crew riff their way through cars, car culture, drugs (weed, CBD, and wild 90s stories), sex, politics, rock & roll, and everything in between. Listeners call in with their rides for on-air bids, and the team dives deep into life’s lighter (and raunchier) side, veering from Snoop Dogg and swinging parties to the business of buying and auctioning cars. The free-floating, irreverent banter is fast and occasionally edgy, pushing boundaries as always while navigating call-ins from across the country.

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Key Discussion Points & Notable Segments

1. Breakfast of Champions: Coffee and Weed

• 00:25 – 03:40 – The show kicks off with playful speculation about who’s high, with Michael Turley denying any current narcotic use—"Not this morning!" The group jokes about “coffee and weed” as a breakfast tradition.
• JD Ryan recounts a “worst experience ever” with pot brownies, and the group discusses legal marijuana and the ever-changing weed business.
• Notable Quote:
  John Clay Wolfe: “When you touch my hand and talk sweet talk I got a knocking in... [breaking into song]... Good morning, everyone. DJ, are you high on cocaine or some other substance?” [00:22]

2. CBD at Airports & Edibles Gone Wrong

• 02:40 – 03:40 – Discussion about the legal grey area around CBD oil, with J.D. warning, “they have stopped people at airports and arrested them for having CBD oil.” They riff on the absurdity of minor THC traces being criminalized.
• Notable Quote:
  JD Ryan: “I'm telling you, they have stopped people at airports and arrested them for having CBD oil.” [03:05]

3. Swingers in the Suburbs & Political Roleplay

• 06:00 – 08:00 – The crew pokes fun at rumors about suburban swinging parties, roleplaying suburban and political stereotypes.
• Memorable Moment:
  Bobbo (in a pretentious voice): “Speaking of Saturday plans, Muffy and I are having a little soiree at the Watergate at 9:00pm this evening. Bring your undies.” [07:57]

4. Trust-Fund Kids and Yacht-Life Stories

• 08:04 – 10:30 – John shares a colorful story about a “Thurston Howell III” type, Roby Penn, a trust fund baby floating through life between windfalls, living in DC's Watergate and later on a yacht in Palm Beach.
• Notable Quote:
  John Clay Wolfe: “He was one hit to one hit. When the cash would come in, he was rich. And then towards the end of that, he was not rich. And then here would come another dose of cash. He was rich. Unbelievable. The fake. The fake in that world.” [09:37]

5. On-Air Car Appraisal: Impala SS & Classic Car Market

• 13:09 – 18:20 – Chris from Clarksburg, Maryland calls to sell his pristine 1996 Impala SS. John negotiates and explains the realities of classic car values, bidding $15K vs. the seller’s hope for $19K. Great insight into how the car buying operation works.
• Timestamps:
  • Chris’ call: [13:09]
  • Negotiation: [15:11-16:44]

6. Cars, Coffee, Wet T-Shirts, and Beers

• 18:23 – 21:10 – The crew riffs on “cars and coffee” events and proposes a new spin with “boots, boobs, and cars.” Raucous musings on integrating wet t-shirt contests with car shows.
• Notable Quote:
  John Clay Wolfe: “Could you judge, like, the wet T shirts and the size of the boob inside it and the way it smashes against the hood of a wet car? That’s nice.” [19:46]

7. Mixing Business with Comedy: Classic Car Call-ins

• 21:15 – 23:08 – Multiple listeners call in about classic trucks and unusual rides. John lays out what classic models the show is interested in (“Anything in Happy Days, not Great Gatsby!”) and the realities of classic car demand.

8. Politics, Primaries, and Pooty Tang

• 24:44 – 28:36 – The morning’s most topical shift: Joe Biden’s entry into the 2020 Presidential Race. Audio clips play and the gang cracks wise about early endorsements, Obama’s “strategic delay,” and (in classic JCW fashion) compare Democratic primary crowding to a football team or a round of “Undercover Brother.”
• Notable Quote:
  John Clay Wolfe: “So he’ll bring in Undercover Brother at the end with the big guns. That’s what I’m trying to say.” [28:36]

9. On Names, Identity, and Hyphens

• 29:02 – 30:55 – Banter about Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and the proliferation of hyphenated last names, riffing on modern gender, marriage, and political optics.

10. “Give Me the VIN” Appraisals and Real-World Dealer Talk

• 38:22 – 42:12 – A listener tries to bluff with a high CarMax offer, leading to a reality check on car values, appraisals, and John’s transparent, tough-love approach.
• Memorable Exchange:
  • “If they gave you a bid for $34,000, you need to take a picture of it...I wouldn’t beat 34. That doesn’t make any sense.” – John Clay Wolfe [40:36-41:26]

11. Presidential Impressions: Trump's “Sleepy Joe” Riff

• 42:54 – 43:29 – Audio of President Trump roasting political rivals, with his take on Biden (“Sleepy Joe”), Bernie, Beto, and Mayor Pete.
• Notable Quote:
  Caller/Guest (Trump audio): “I think we’re calling him Sleepy Joe because I’ve known him for a while and he’s a pretty sleepy guy. People wanted me to change the word sleepy to something else that rhymes with it… I thought it was too nasty.” [42:54]

12. Show-Within-a-Show: “Carpet Munchers” Skit

• 67:26 – 68:12 – A tongue-in-cheek radio commercial for “Carpet Munchers,” a carpet cleaning and disposal service. Bawdy double entendre throughout, and the crew is nearly in tears.
• Quote:
  Bobbo: “Carpet munchers isn’t afraid of diving in and finding that sweet spot in your home. Your floors will look beautiful.” [67:53]

13. Listener Cars vs. Breakfast Sandwiches

• 57:01 – 58:09 – Hilarious moment where a listener tries to sell a 270,000-mile VW Jetta, and John says Dan’s breakfast sandwiches from Weinberger Deli are worth more.
  • “I think Dan’s sandwich is better than your car.” [58:10]

14. Listener Stories: Town Prostitutes & Rural Life

• 71:53 – 81:15 – Multiple calls featuring small-town color: listeners recall “town prostitutes” in rural Texas and Virginia, juxtaposed with thoughtful appraisals on their (older, high-mileage) rides.

15. One-Legged Man vs. Fat Man Race Challenge

• 81:59 – 84:51 – The classic “Can a 400 lb man or a guy with one prosthetic leg win in a footrace?” discussion, potential pay-per-view, and the prospect of tying it into a wet t-shirt contest for maximum absurdity.

16. Natty Light, “Natter Days,” & Southern Drinking Culture

• 128:56 – 141:45 – Extended and hilarious debate about Natural Light (Natty), new “Natter Days” (strawberry lemonade beer), and the morning beer culture.
  • “Of Natty Light is purchased in the morning. Only 5% at late at night. That’s a morning beer.” – JD [141:05]
  • Bobbo’s go-to: “Six tall boys. 16 times 6. 96 ounces of delicious Natural Light.” [139:47]

17. Weed, Stoner Food, Snoop Dogg & Hip Hop Reverence

• 115:14 – 131:13 – Snoop Dogg’s Dallas appearance, the multi-generational, multi-ethnic appeal of hip hop, and Pre K’s own stoner rhymes about burning down a blunt “like the Notre Dame.”
• Stoner Cookbook/Riff: “A Molly”—Bobbo’s invention: sandwich with ham, Swiss, apple butter and bacon-ranch. Crew theorizes about stoner cookbooks and Snoop Dogg’s own “Platinum Recipes.”

18. Life Lessons: Drinking, Smoking, Living Long

• 155:31 – 156:14 (and throughout) – The show’s recurring riff: Life is to be lived, moderation is for other people, and quitting your vices is more likely to kill you than keep you alive. Includes stories of grandfathers who smoked Pall Malls into their 80s and doctors prescribing a return to alcohol to stave off seizures.

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Running Gags and Recurring Characters

• Kulog (Strip Club DJ): Colorful side characters like Kulog add ribald comedy throughout.
• Satan: Regular call-ins (as “Satan”) to comedically explain the invention of drugs and warn about mushrooms vs. God’s natural creations.
• Drunk Ass Don & Drunk Ass Tracy: Listeners/callers who add to the “morning drinking” motif.
• Rush Limbaugh parody: Dropping in commentary and promoting natter days.

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Notable Quotes & Standout Moments

• “You call in. We BS about it. 800-800-7234. 800 RADIO.” — John, weaving car business into the banter [12:22]
• “I want to create a form that is so short that they won’t get... Don’t you hate those web forms... No, this thing’s like, give me the damn VIN number, the damn miles, you son of a bitch. And press go. And here’s the damn number.” — JCW on designing the GiveMeTheVin site [144:17]
• “Which is the drugs and sober, which is the alcohol. So then how do some people say that they’re clean?.. Because they’re lying to themselves.” — JD Ryan on AA and recovery [05:29-05:41]
• “I can buy cars, I can buy motorcycles, I can buy RVs, but I don’t want a damn boat.” — JCW, on the realities of his car business [100:23]
• “We’re at the top of spring. Sports cars, jeeps, all that stuff, now’s the time. We’re buying!” — John promoting seasonality and how it affects car bids [131:14]

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Timestamps of Key Segments

• [00:22] – Opening banter about being high and morning routines
• [03:05] – CBD and airport arrests
• [06:00] – Start of the swinger party discussion
• [13:09] – Clarksburg, MD Impala call, detailed negotiation
• [19:46] – Wet T-shirt judging banter
• [24:44] – Biden’s 2020 campaign announcement debate
• [29:02] – Ocasio-Cortez and hyphenated names segment
• [38:22] – CarMax “real talk,” bluff call
• [42:54] – Audio: Trump’s presidential rival roast
• [67:26] – “Carpet Munchers” fake ad
• [81:59] – One-legged man vs. fat man race
• [128:56] – Natty Light & Natter Days in-depth
• [155:31] – Living long vs. vices

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Tone and Style

The show is a loose, fast-and-loud blend of car business, Southern humor, wild true stories, and unfiltered (often rowdy) honesty. The crew’s chemistry is palpable—they riff and roast each other, blur the line between show or party, and never miss a chance to puncture political or social pomposity with a well-timed joke.

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Final Note

If you’re new to The John Clay Wolfe Show, this episode is a hallmark example: irreverent, sharp, crass, and surprisingly informative about both the car market and the psyche of American dudes. It’s not for the easily offended, but the ride is always wild.

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Full episode, minus the ad breaks and padding, is wall-to-wall with humor, cars, stories, and that unpredictable “anything goes” spirit.

Transcript

[Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio Studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show.

[Bobbo]

Damn you.

[Announcer]

You said hit him up now. 800, 800 radio.

[J.D. Ryan]

What is it? What?

[Announcer]

800, 800 radio.

[Bobbo]

Typical accoutrement for an agent in the field.

[Kulog (Strip Club DJ)]

Don't worry, there's no bullets.

[Announcer]

Now, John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

When you touch my hand and talk sweet talk I got a knocking in.

[Caller/Guest]

My knees and I wobble in my.

[John Clay Wolf]

Walk I got a wobble in my walk. Good morning, everyone. Dj, are you high on cocaine or some other substance?

[Michael Turley]

Not this morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Seen you on the. When I walked in, you were so peppy like. Like you were like it was exhilarated by narcotics.

[J.D. Ryan]

Been up all night. You've been up all night.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you on narcotics? I'm.

[Michael Turley]

I'm very well rested, man. You know, it's just a beautiful day here in funky town Texas. Man.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're not in funky town Texas, May. We're on Washington D.C. big 100.

[Michael Turley]

We in Funky Town.

[John Clay Wolf]

But much love to DMV, baby. We are. But this first hour we're on the east coast because they make me get up early to talk at 8am Central, Eastern. And we're in Central, so it's 7, but that's okay, man. We got a 800 number and a free Internet address. So it all brings us all together. And we got some. Some legal marijuana.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

That we've all toked on before.

[J.D. Ryan]

We have some.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what we do first thing in the morning, coffee and weed.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, we don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

J.D. when's the last time you smoked green?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, my Lord. That would have been, God, 2006.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, did you ever like, smoke grass, like for real? Or did you just like friends were smoking and you took a puff?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, no, I never smoked it. For real. I like it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you ever buy any of your own?

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever had any of your own?

[Bobbo]

No.

[J.D. Ryan]

Did it at the party with the brownies. That was worst experience in my life.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Awful.

[John Clay Wolf]

Awful.

[J.D. Ryan]

Cuz you think? Yeah. You have one brownie, you go, well, that didn't work. Let me try another one. And that's about when she comes to Visit.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, 800. 800.

[J.D. Ryan]

How about you?

[John Clay Wolf]

I've never bought any, but that just means I'm a mooch. Hey, I take that back. I bought some last year. The first time ever.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

At the pot shop in Colorado.

[Satan]

Colorado?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[Michael Turley]

Was it Eagles?

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. So how much?

[J.D. Ryan]

Did you ever buy some?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, you bought it or you didn't, but Willie Nelson, they Have Willie Nelson weed.

[J.D. Ryan]

So does Jimmy Buffett.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know.

[J.D. Ryan]

I saw that new one called Coral Reefer, of all things.

[Michael Turley]

Really? He's got his own strand out, right? That's about damn time.

[J.D. Ryan]

He said he's actually. You know what? I always thought Coral Reefer would just be the name of my band, but. Oh, no, not now. Coral Reefer is his thing now. By the way, you ever. Some of the airports around the country, you can't bring CDB oil. Now the airports are confiscating it and some of them are arresting you.

[Michael Turley]

And you're addicted to that, right?

[J.D. Ryan]

I love that stuff.

[Bobbo]

I thought that was totally, like, legal.

[J.D. Ryan]

You better not take it to the airport, Jackson.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm telling you, they have stopped people at airports and arrested them for having CDB oil.

[Michael Turley]

Is it how it's bottled because you can't bring certain things?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, no. They're arresting them. They're not taking it. They'll take the baby oil from you, but they'll arrest you for CDB because it's got a trace. It's so ridiculous, so ridic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does a trace of what?

[J.D. Ryan]

A trace of thc.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, some does some. It just depends on it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Some have a trace. They'll admit it.

[John Clay Wolf]

So when you're doing it, does it make you feel better?

[J.D. Ryan]

No. I mean, yeah, this rough bars feel better. With my knee.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, absolutely. I don't know if it's mental.

[Satan]

I don't know if.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's talk about JD's ailments and have strip club call in and put in his two cents while we're at it.

[Bobbo]

Exactly.

[J.D. Ryan]

Talk about yours and then we'll talk about Bobbo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Egd.

[Bobbo]

Have you ever tried the CBD on the solar plexus? I don't know if DC's really nice.

[Michael Turley]

You think DC knows who strip club is?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, they don't.

[Michael Turley]

I don't think so either.

[John Clay Wolf]

They don't. But keep listening throughout the day. He'll call. And he's an old wore out strip club DJ that used to be our call screener. And now he's a give me the VIN driver. But he's also a Renaissance Fair big Rennie guy. Yeah. And. And he goes by the name Kulog. And he weighs about 400 pounds.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, I was gonna say you got to put the part in there. By weighing about 400 pounds, he gets visual.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Bobbo]

And he sounds like he lives in the Dakotas.

[John Clay Wolf]

The solar. The CBD oil from the solar plexus. Is that what he said?

[J.D. Ryan]

Solar plexus?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, I put Some on my solar plexus. I swear to God, my heart stops. Cbd, Trace the thc. I. I just. I wonder what you would do if you smoked a big old dogleg hooter of the real stuff.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, my God, dude, I'd never wake up.

[Bobbo]

Become Pink Floyd's newest number one fan, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

I actually have the. The Willie Nelson's joints here.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Where'd you get them?

[John Clay Wolf]

Colorado. Should we get J.D. stone during the show and see how that goes and we'll make it Look.

[Michael Turley]

Hey, I'm trying to get JD to go to the Snoop Dogg show on Sunday.

[J.D. Ryan]

AA sponsors on the line. I'll be right back.

[Bobbo]

We'll make it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, is that aa? Alcoholics Anonymous has nothing to do with.

[J.D. Ryan]

Willie Nelson's finest sober, clean and sober.

[Michael Turley]

So weed counts then?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why?

[J.D. Ryan]

Because it's clean, which is the out, which is the drugs, and sober, which is the alcohol.

[Michael Turley]

So then how do some people say that they're clean? Okay, they're trying to figure that out.

[J.D. Ryan]

Because they're lying to themselves.

[John Clay Wolf]

What else y' all need to figure out is how not to step on each other. We're getting warm, but we got. Damn, we all got sore toes already.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's like the View.

[Bobbo]

That's why I don't join clubs at all, because they got these rules, you know? Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What kind of clubs?

[Bobbo]

Any kind of clubs that say no.

[J.D. Ryan]

If they have you, I wouldn't want.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, out in the country, Bob, where you grew up, I've heard that there's a lot of swingers. When I lived in the Kona, you know, I was like, there's a lot of swingers out here. Nobody knows what no Kona is, but he knows. Did you ever go to any swinger parties back in the day?

[Bobbo]

No, I was never aware of anything like that. But I was really. I was just like JD When I was a teenager. I was like, young, you know? Alex P. Keaton, young Republican.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Very clean, Very clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

That didn't mean you don't want to screw your neighbor's wife, right?

[Bobbo]

That was I.

[J.D. Ryan]

Very clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Especially if he's asking you to. And so is she.

[J.D. Ryan]

When I was going to swingers party, I was quite clean.

[Bobbo]

Don't be alarmed, though. I'm cool now.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hey, in your own mind, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

The missus here sure's taking a hankering to you, young man. She thinks you're pretty shiny.

[J.D. Ryan]

Come on over.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you seen her? You want to come over for supper?

[J.D. Ryan]

You notice the pineapple in the window?

[Bobbo]

You know me And Carleen had a little bed. What kind of undies you got on?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, Carlene.

[J.D. Ryan]

Carlene says you wearing the tidies.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you wearing the tighties? What kind of undies you got on?

[Bobbo]

You don't get in the pool.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why didn't you bring a swimsuit?

[Michael Turley]

Mr. Smith, you think it's the same in the east coast, swinging as the South?

[J.D. Ryan]

Probably more so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Probably more so. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

They're progressive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's all get crazy and act like we're Democrats.

[Michael Turley]

I think. I think it's actually political talk leads into that. Yeah. Yeah, it's the very, you know, the hoity toity type of Georgetown. They're going in for a meeting, maybe a book club. It starts that way, you know.

[J.D. Ryan]

Have you seen 50 Shades of Gray? Oh, speaking of books.

[John Clay Wolf]

Instead of down south, their cocktail part. Instead of categories, they like. They like, switch roles and you be the Republicans and we'll be the Democrats.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, exactly.

[J.D. Ryan]

Role play.

[Bobbo]

We'll make fun of each other.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, you'll be the Republicans tonight. That'll be fun.

[Bobbo]

Speaking of Saturday plans, Muffy and I are having a little soiree at the Watergate at 9:00pm this evening.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, my God.

[Bobbo]

Bring your undies.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a guy from Fort Worth. His name's Roby Penn, and he was a. He was the president of the Young Republicans Club. Roby, I hope you don't hear this because I really do like you. I like you're entertaining, but, I mean, he's just a ridiculous. Thurston Howl the Third. Yeah. And trust fund baby from Fort Worth, Texas.

[Bobbo]

I mean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, God, we've been here so long, my descendants came over on the Mayflower.

[J.D. Ryan]

Does he know that he's a cartoon character?

[John Clay Wolf]

He lived in Watergate. He lived in Watergate. So when he moved to dc really lived there when he. When he. When he moved to D.C. of course, he got his. His flat at the water.

[Satan]

Everyone.

[Bobbo]

I've gone back to Halo reach because Fortnite is taking entirely too much of my time.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I mean, the, the Salmon pants man. I mean, he was. He was living. Living the life and sticking in character and come back to Fort Worth with. With these stories and we're just like, are you. I. I thought Halloween was over about six months ago.

[J.D. Ryan]

He sees no humor in the Ted Knight character from Caddyshack. I don't understand why that's funny at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

And now he's living on a wooden yacht out in West Palm called the Texas Star.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, if you have to.

[John Clay Wolf]

But he'd, like, come to me. Like for a spot years ago when he's like in between trust fund payments.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. So, I mean, he was. He was one hit to one hit. When the cash would come in, he was rich. And then towards the end of that, he was not rich. And then here would come another dose of cash. He was rich. Unbelievable. The fake. The fake in that world.

[J.D. Ryan]

Do kids like that work at all?

[John Clay Wolf]

The trust fund, he's 45. Is he still a kid?

[J.D. Ryan]

Does he work? Yeah, he's still a kid.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, he doesn't work.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, I just, you know, every once in a while people with money work.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, they talk about working.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's true.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you've been doing all. I've been working. No, you haven't. You're lying.

[J.D. Ryan]

I've worked on these pants all week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. Working on. Working on choking my chicken is about the only work. No, they don't work. They just. They call the accountant and they ask when the next head of dope's coming in.

[Bobbo]

It sounds cruel, but really, that is the only effective way to punish a chicken, I think. I mean, if you got, you know, when you do. When you just got to do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. My name is John Clay wolf. His name's J.D. ryan. Michael Turley, Bobbo, D.J. pre K. If you'd like to sell us your car, we've also got another hook in us where you can call 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Give me year, make, model, miles. I know that sounds weird to new listeners, but. Yes, you call in the show. John, I got an. Oh, you know, 11 BMW 5. John, I've got an 11 BMW 5 series. I tow my boat with it. I tow my schooner down to the yacht club, my skiff. And it's got 72, 000 miles only. Get it maintained at the BMW dealership only. Do you have a payoff on it? Yes. But anyway, you know, you tell me what it is. It's white and black, and I'll give you $10,000 for it. Or $15,000 for whatever the number is. And we have an office in Pennsylvania, right up the street. Not up the street, but about an hour and a half way in Mannheim, Penns. That we send drivers down every day to. To Virginia, Maryland, to pick up these cars with checks and drag them back to Manheim, Pennsylvania. We have an auction lane in the Manheim Auto Wash where we remarket these cars every week, which was yesterday. So that's how it works. Company's called Give me the VIN. Give me the VIN.

[Bobbo]

Give me THE VIN. Give.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can go to givemethevin.com and lay in your license plate or your VIN number and my computer system will bid the car right there. Or you can just call in the show and. I didn't say it.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, you didn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't say it. Why'd you dump me? He dumped me.

[Kulog (Strip Club DJ)]

Dubbed.

[J.D. Ryan]

You were a constant away from it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was just a sear away from it. Yeah, you call in. Call in.

[Bobbo]

That CBD crawled right on top of you, didn't it, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really call in. We BS about it. 800-800-72348. 800 radio.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

My goddamn show, and I do what I want.

[Announcer]

Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow. I had a bad attitude.

[J.D. Ryan]

You did.

[Bobbo]

When was that bomb Easy? I don't. I don't remember.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, hey, hey, hey. 800-800-7234 is the number. And I put a shout out a minute ago about good cars that we'd like to buy from the area. And this guy heard what I was saying. This is exactly what I'm talking about. Chris. Good morning, Clarksburg, Maryland.

[Caller/Guest]

Hey, how are you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. So you have a 1990 and six Impala, but not just a normal.

[Caller/Guest]

Not the Vanessa with the SS Impala.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not the Vanessa with the singing career, but the X rated video Queen, the real one, ss. Okay.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Caller/Guest]

It's dark cherry metallic. So they only made three colors. They're black, green and dark cherry metallic.

[John Clay Wolf]

So on a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being car show, showroom, like. Like the driveline has no dirt on it. Like the undercarriage is done as a 10. It's 10. Okay, so you take. Is it trailer?

[Caller/Guest]

I'm on the way to cars and Coffee right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you driving it or pulling it on a trailer behind you?

[Caller/Guest]

I'm driving it right now. So it's got. It's got ceramic. Full ceramic paint. Correction, ceramic coating. It never sees rain. It stays in my garage. 30,000 rich co op window sticker, all the paperwork.

[John Clay Wolf]

What was window sticker?

[Caller/Guest]

Say again?

[John Clay Wolf]

How much was window sticker?

[Caller/Guest]

Like 24. 7 back in 96 new.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's funny. I worked at a dealership, a Chevy house then, and I was 18 years old. I remember it well.

[Caller/Guest]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

So do you want to sell or you just call to brag about it?

[Caller/Guest]

No, I'm going to sell it. Honestly, I got it. I got some dealers out on Facebook, Marketplace and Craigslist, all that. And I've gotten a few responses. So. But I just did it two days ago, so who knows? I put a lot of, you know, I put a lot of time money replacing OEM parts that just, you know, go bad over time because of the nature of the material. Rubber, you know, whatever. Basic, basic stuff like EGR valves, the O2, O2 sensors, fuel filter, just, you know, things like that just take, you know, that's all it's done. All ac, Delco stuff, so. Original GM stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about the paint?

[Caller/Guest]

It's, it's, it's perfect. I just got it. Paint corrected. Paint corrected. So full, full cut and rebuff and then ceramic coated on top.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what about the originality of it on a CR grade? Would it, would it like, is it a aftermarket paint job or is it factory?

[Caller/Guest]

No. Oh God no. 100 factory.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

No. So the guy that I bought it from, he had a 30 car car collection.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're talking about an Impala SS, everybody. Just an old school one. Okay, go ahead. Sorry. 96.

[Caller/Guest]

The guy you bought, the guy had a 30 car car collection and in Richmond and it just sat in the corner and he took it out once a month and it, you know, it never saw the light of day. And he bought it original from Chris Wells Chevy in 96.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long ago did you buy it?

[Caller/Guest]

A year and a month ago. Exactly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does 15. Does 15 grand buy?

[Caller/Guest]

No, it's gonna have to be 19.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well that's full, full boat ass retail, you know, and I can't give full boat retail, but I'll write you a check for 15,000, which is if you took it to any car dealership, CarMax, anybody like that, they're going to hit you between 8 to 12.

[Caller/Guest]

I mean it's a niche car. I would never take it to CarMax or something like that. Okay, you know, I hear you and I understand. I, I know how the game works and I appreciate it. 15. 15 is good. I mean, could I, could we talk off air?

[John Clay Wolf]

Not right now, because I have a radio show to do. But yes, absolutely. All right, do this.

[Caller/Guest]

I'm looking at 19. How about, how about I can't make.

[John Clay Wolf]

It, I can't make any money past 15. We make $300 a car. We, we do 600 cars a week. I mean, so. But the, I mean, no, I. 15 is going to be my top top. I think that's the bring money, if you know the truth. I think that, that's all I'm going to get out of it. But I'd like to own it and try it. But the, the beautiful, beautiful thing about me is we make a deal. I push a button, the check prints out in the office over there. And drivers on his way to your house to pay you with a Bank of America check. And you don't have to test drive it. You don't have to hear anybody's story. You don't have to hear about how their aunt had one in high school. And the bankers looking at their credit profile, they think they're going to be able to like do a lien against their swimming pool. So they can pay you for this car. It's just done. Go to givemetheven.com and I'll talk to you later. You'll think about it today. You know, if you can find somebody that, that wants to buy it, like to keep it because they wanted one in high school, that's the 19 grand guy. If they can afford it. That's retail.

[Caller/Guest]

No, I understand, but the cash market.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, 15's a lot. I think. I think I'm hitting hard. I had one the other day that I sold for 12, but it had 60 on it. Yours has 30. The miles are a big deal. Okay, thanks. 800. 872. Go to. Give me the VIN. Give me the V I N.com and you. Cars and coffees guys, we need to get into that more. That's really coming on.

[Michael Turley]

You know what? You'd be surprised how many people, and not just this DC market, but all markets they have that cars and coffee. How many people listen to the show? I hear it all the time. Like, oh yeah, I was listening to your show and was going out to Cars and Coffee. In fact, I think they wanted. Somebody was telling me downstairs they want you to go out to their. One of their events.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let me.

[Michael Turley]

Not cars and coffee. It's more like beers and what will they pay me? And boobs or something. I think they call it something like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

What will they pay me?

[Michael Turley]

I know. I knew you're to say that. I don't, I don't know about.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do I look. Do I look like a J.D. do I look like a. Occasionally I look like a. I think.

[Bobbo]

The question is absolutely appropriate. The first thing I'd ask. Yeah, what does it pay? Yeah. For those that don't know, you know that man.

[J.D. Ryan]

What is a Cars and coffee is that guys get together and drink coffee and talk about cars.

[Michael Turley]

They show their cars off. Okay, I got their Nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now the boobs and boots and beers.

[Michael Turley]

It's boots, boobs and Cars. I can't remember what somebody was telling.

[John Clay Wolf]

Me down in Cars. I think that should be the new name of our show.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, well, that's what I thought. I was like, man, that sounds right up our alley. I think John would love.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tell me more about that concept.

[Michael Turley]

Well, apparently there's a contest. They're going to have a wet T shirt contest of some sort and they would like you to be out there to judge.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, they want me to judge a wet T shirt. Honey, what are you doing? Well, I've got to take the kids to a birthday party or.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, wait, hold on. This is the spin, though. There's really expensive cars are going to be out there, too. You're judging those cars to the. Where there happens to be a wet T shirt contest.

[John Clay Wolf]

Could you judge, like, the wet T shirts and the size of the boob inside it and the way it smashes against the hood of a wet car? That's nice.

[Michael Turley]

Well, you can combine it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I think you should create multiple events into one. Judge the boob and the way the T shirt hangs on it and the way it sits on the metal.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, you know what.

[John Clay Wolf]

What was that you were talking about choking your chicken earlier, Bob?

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah. But it just. It just takes prominence away from an otherwise very worthwhile thing because you really don't need cars at a deal like that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, what's the point?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, Mexican. Mexicans have been doing it for years. Have you ever seen any of their lowrider magazines?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes.

[Michael Turley]

You know, it's not a bad concept, you know.

[J.D. Ryan]

You ever seen the TV commercials they do some of the Spanish car companies overnight. Oh, my God, the hot women they have.

[John Clay Wolf]

He said, I'll masturbate to anything bad.

[Bobbo]

Do you guys remember our photographer, Eddie the. Ed Sandoval, our photographer. He sends me texts of women that he's photographing all the time. You wouldn't believe this guy's portfolio.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know we're on the radio, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

They're rougher than men in jail.

[Bobbo]

He's trying to get ZZ Top tickets, man. He's like, look at these girls I photograph. You guys want some girls on the show?

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, all right, all right. Is he bringing them up? I think like a ledge, like a fender ledge. And, like, put a butt on it, right? And put a boob on it and like. And judge the way it sits on it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Nothing says class like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, Bill. Good morning.

[Bobbo]

Morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

A 70. A 71 Chevy C10 with 50 on it. How do you know it's got 50?

[Caller/Guest]

Because I've got the. The title history back to 76.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a short bed or a long bed?

[Caller/Guest]

And it's a long bed. You know the options.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it four wheel drive or two?

[Caller/Guest]

Pardon me?

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it four wheel drive or two, it's a C10.

[Caller/Guest]

Two wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

The custom. It's a C10 custom deluxe.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm guessing 6,000.

[Caller/Guest]

And it's. It's got a 350 with 6,000 factory.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it's 6,000. The last three of those I've had, I paid six to 7,000 for them.

[Caller/Guest]

Six to seven for it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, go to givemetheven.com and load it up. My name's John here. John Clay Wolf. And don't start calling me on a bunch of classic. Here comes. Here's what I'll buy. I'll buy hemis Mopar. Yes. 70s, late 60s, but don't get into all the weird crap. And then the Jeep CJS. Yes. K5 Blazers. Yes. What else?

[Bobbo]

Packards.

[John Clay Wolf]

Anything that was in happy. Anything that was in happy days. I'm not interested in anything that was in the Great Gatsby. You need to save that for the young Republicans. The guy, I don't know that market. I don't know him. I don't know him. 800-800-7234. But the real cars, M6, blah, blah, blah. You know, normal stuff. Yes, I know that like off the top of my head. We'll be right back.

[Announcer]

And now we return to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemetheven.com Now, John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of cool cars, did you see this 2012 Maserati Gran Turismo MC Strado we got with 4,000 miles, bought off a Malibu beach house.

[Michael Turley]

I heard about it. I haven't seen it, though.

[John Clay Wolf]

Finally landed back in Dallas. Yeah, I would rather send that car to Pennsylvania because that kind of car brings more money at our PA Auction in Manheim. But it came from the west coast and spent another 600 to move it. Does it cost us 600 to get them up?

[Michael Turley]

Seven something.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it seven?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I wouldn't drive that bitch from Dallas to PA for 700. They haul them.

[Bobbo]

They haul them.

[J.D. Ryan]

Of course.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it's six, Mike. I mean, I get six on the up and. And eight on the back. He charges more coming this way because there's more demand on the flow from PA to Texas because there's more cars up there. And Manhattan, Pennsylvania is The largest car auction in the. On the planet.

[J.D. Ryan]

Huge. How many cars? Any idea how many they do every week?

[John Clay Wolf]

20,000.

[J.D. Ryan]

Jesus. Get out of here. Are you being Serious?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

20,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Manheim ph. In Amish community, they, they bought a piece of. I mean, this auction started in the early 70s. It's the largest car auction on in the United.

[J.D. Ryan]

I have to go see an aerial.

[John Clay Wolf]

Shot of this in the world. Can't even imagine.

[Michael Turley]

It's got to be the largest.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. Largest in the world. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. So what's going on? Joe Biden's gonna run for president.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Former Vice President Joe Biden announced his run for the presidency in 2020, saying that the White House current a. The orange man is one of the reasons he decided to jump into the already crowded Democratic field. And this audio is entitled Biden.

[Caller/Guest]

I believe history will look back on four years of this president and all he embraces as an aberrant moment in time. But if we give Donald Trump D.J.

[Bobbo]

Come here.

[Caller/Guest]

He will forever and fundamentally alter the character of this nation. And I cannot stand by and watch that happen. That's why today I'm announcing my candidacy for President of the United States.

[J.D. Ryan]

So what do you think they. What do you think they do that. Why do they take a guy like Biden who you know it's not gonna win and put him up? It's a sacrificial land thing or what?

[Michael Turley]

Just a name.

[J.D. Ryan]

Just a name.

[Michael Turley]

Just like any.

[J.D. Ryan]

Draw attention.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. Just early on, all of them, they. They put as many names in there possible.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hold on, hold on.

[Bobbo]

Because they know he's not gonna win.

[J.D. Ryan]

Don't you think he's not gonna win?

[Bobbo]

Well, I mean, I don't. I don't think it's any.

[Michael Turley]

You can't say that about anybody.

[Bobbo]

I don't think it's any measure of likely or unlikely at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

But.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. Three years ago, I would never have said that Donald Trump would be president.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, you got a point there.

[Michael Turley]

That's what I'm saying. You can't say that. But I mean, it could be anybody.

[J.D. Ryan]

It could be Madonna, any given. She's like a virgin.

[Michael Turley]

It's true. It could be anybody now, any given.

[Bobbo]

Election day, anybody can win that thing.

[Michael Turley]

Who can control the social media like Sunday football.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what makes you think Trump's not going to get reelected?

[Bobbo]

He could.

[J.D. Ryan]

We didn't say that. We just said in the Democratic world, I don't think Biden's going to be their guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what's the deal with. What's the deal with Obama and the non endorsement? Is that accurate? Is that just.

[Bobbo]

No, it's.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's.

[Michael Turley]

Well, he doesn't. And normally presidents won't endorse during the pre. What are you not.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is he a racist? He didn't want to affiliate himself with a black guy.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's it.

[Michael Turley]

Exactly. That's exactly it. They wait till the actual nomination of whoever's.

[J.D. Ryan]

They wait till the big. The real deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. And then bring. Bring in the big guns, not the prelims.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, they don't do it during the primary is what it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

What was that. What was that movie where the guy, Eddie Griffin did it and he would like, float down from above? Pooty Tang.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, that's exactly like the democratic process.

[Michael Turley]

That's how we elect all our presidents.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no, no. I'm saying when he brings in the big guns in Obama. Do you remember Pooty Tang? No.

[J.D. Ryan]

In Washington D.C. you're just going, what the hell?

[John Clay Wolf]

It wasn't Pooty Ting. Yeah, he'd fly. Remember, in his DJ pre K. That was Fart man. No, it wasn't Fart Man. That was Howard Stern.

[Michael Turley]

Is Rush awake? Maybe he remembers this movie.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dj. What movie am I talking about? Where Eddie Griffin would come off of like, he'd float down in his bell bottoms, would catch the wind like a parachute and make him fall real slow.

[Michael Turley]

That is the one and only Undercover Brother.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's it. Find that. Put it on our website at John Clay Wolf. The John Clay Wolf show page, so people know what the hell I'm talking about. The under actually a clip of him. I was thinking it was Pooty Tang. He kind of looks like Pooty. Wasn't he also Pooty Tang in the Pooty Tang movie? Eddie Griffin.

[Michael Turley]

Pootie Tang was a different guy. It was one of Chris Rock's homeboys. It was some like is no big star. None.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what was Pooty Tang all about? He was. He would talk jive tippy tie on.

[Michael Turley]

The runny by baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

What does that mean? See, it was kind of like that.

[J.D. Ryan]

We asked.

[John Clay Wolf]

Glad we put that up on the John Clay Wolf show Facebook page so people know what the hell you're talking about. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. So he'll bring in Undercover Brother at the end with the big guns. That's what I'm trying to say.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, exactly.

[John Clay Wolf]

In a very, very roundabout way.

[Bobbo]

It's so. But do you Realize we have now how many 20 Democrats running for the primary.

[J.D. Ryan]

I like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

20.

[Bobbo]

20.

[John Clay Wolf]

They could feel the football team.

[Bobbo]

How do you stick out in a bunch like that? I mean, they had such high hopes for Jeb Bush a few years ago. You know, it's going to be a. It's going to be 2020 election. It's going to be a crazy deal. It's going to be awesome just to be different. I'll go black.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. 872.

[J.D. Ryan]

I didn't say that.

[Michael Turley]

So you're voting for.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, do you think that crazy girl from New York's going to run just to be weird?

[J.D. Ryan]

It's a crazy girl. Oh, the. I don't think Cortez, the OCD one, or whatever her name is.

[Bobbo]

Can I confess something?

[John Clay Wolf]

The downsy one.

[Bobbo]

Can I confess something? Now that I'm in a room with.

[John Clay Wolf]

My friends, Turley really wants to dump that, too.

[Bobbo]

Nobody wants to go in, but go ahead. I'm in love with that chick.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know, I know. She's that craz, you know, it'd be awesome. But she's nuts.

[Bobbo]

I don't have to hear her talk. I don't care what she says.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, Alicia Cortez.

[Bobbo]

Cortez.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why does she have two last names if she's not even married?

[Bobbo]

I don't know. But. But in my mind, when I. When I see a picture of her online or in the newspaper, do you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Think she's so crazy that her mom did the hyphenated name and she took it? Yes. That's crazy. That's a new level of crazy.

[Bobbo]

She's got that eye contact. Thank you.

[J.D. Ryan]

She does.

[Bobbo]

I want to know you more.

[John Clay Wolf]

She always was kind of a wide stance guy.

[Bobbo]

I want to know you better than I do.

[J.D. Ryan]

Kill you in your sleep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Think about this. You got a mom. You know that she's all Libby and her name's Smith, and she marries Johnson, so it's Christy Smith, hyphenated Johnson. She carries that. So your kids are so into it, they, like, bring that on. Last name. And then she's a hard head, too, and she marries, you know, well, Turley. Turley. So it's Christy Smith, hyphenated Johnson, hyphenated Turley. Where does it end? If women aren't going to take men's names, then just don't take them.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's fine.

[Bobbo]

I agree.

[John Clay Wolf]

I. I mean, genders and all that stuff, just throw it out the window. Caitlyn Jenner. Speaking of genders. Yeah, I mean, what's her hyphenated last name. I'm a man cohabitating broad shouldered old Claire. Good morning, you're on the air.

[J.D. Ryan]

That was true.

[Caller/Guest]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hi.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, you're talking about, you know, politicians endorsing other politicians.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah. You guys just don't understand the way things work here in D.C. and frankly, either does anybody else. And I say this because I've grown up in, in this area, okay? We moved down here when I was 3 years old and I've grown up here. I'm now. Well, we won't talk about how old I am now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have a hyphenated last name?

[Caller/Guest]

No, I do not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Would you like one?

[John Clay Wolf]

Go ahead, tell me how it works.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay. As far as I can tell, what they do is they have the Magic 8 ball and on a really dark night, they'll go out maybe by the Washington Monument, which is closed at night, and they'll use their Magic 8 ball, maybe with a couple of candles around for atmosphere, and they'll just turn the eight ball around and around and around, and then they'll go by the answer that comes up in the Magic 8 ball and that will determine, you know, who they're going to endorse or how they're going to vote on something, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

And I mean, this makes as much sense as anything else.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, like sir Hazy ask later in.

[John Clay Wolf]

The eight Ball, like, do they have the candidates names? That's a lot of work.

[Michael Turley]

Boy, it is changing.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, I know, but you know, it's like, well, you know, the question is, should I endorse?

[John Clay Wolf]

But remember, there's a, there's a conspiracy and I mean, you know, everything's made in China. And I guarantee you the Magic eight Balls made in China. So what if the Chinese government got involved and just put Joe Biden on every corner of the eight Ball? Die.

[Bobbo]

Call the John Clay Wolf show now. East of the Rockies, 1, 800, 800 radio. West of the Rockies, 800, 800 radio. Savage.

[John Clay Wolf]

What, what show was that? George Norrie, Coast Gust coast to coast. 800-800-723-4.

[J.D. Ryan]

Love that show.

[Bobbo]

West of the Rockies, 800, 800.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no. When we cut. When we come back, we're coming back to syndication, so we're losing just D.C.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, I'm still with them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rush, are you up? Are you going to be on here in a second?

[Bobbo]

I can't believe you confused Undercover Brother with Pooty Tang.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's what you got out of the last 30 minutes.

[Bobbo]

If that's what we've got to look at the cbd. Is craw right on top of your brother. And we'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show after this.

[Announcer]

We now return to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemetheven.com I hate credence.

[John Clay Wolf]

Very good, thank you.

[Announcer]

Call in 800, 800 radio now.

[J.D. Ryan]

We suck, but we're proud.

[Announcer]

John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've been there a couple of times myself. Even Rome, Dallas, Texas, Cabo Wabo. I haven't been to Cabo in 10 years. What about you?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, I've never been there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob, have you been to Cabo?

[Bobbo]

I have not.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's an easy shot. It's not that expensive. Two hour flight. Boom, boom. If you want to go, like, experience the Mexican love, you can do it quick.

[J.D. Ryan]

It used not to be cheap. It is now. Mexico's cheap, man. That's place to go.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, it comes here all the time. You know.

[John Clay Wolf]

The peso thing is amazing.

[Bobbo]

If I want to experience Mexican love, I go up to North 28th Street.

[John Clay Wolf]

Joey. Joey. Joey. Joey. Yo, Joey. Hey, Joey, Bag of Donuts, you there? Joey, are you there.

[J.D. Ryan]

Man?

[John Clay Wolf]

What? Who is there? Joey, are you there? Good morning. Good morning.

[Caller/Guest]

How are you?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm good, I'm good. I got Joey back.

[Caller/Guest]

I like your show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Joey, Bag of Donuts on line one from Philly. All right, so you got it. You got a 14 Avalon XLE. Is it a premium or a Touring?

[Caller/Guest]

It's premium.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, what color?

[Caller/Guest]

When you said premium, you mean. When you said premium, do you mean with all the bells and weasels?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, well, there's just a, on the window sticker that there's a actual model code premium and touring or base or limited?

[Caller/Guest]

This is just the XLE type. Anyway, for me, I think it's, it's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Base, you know, does it have cloth seats?

[Caller/Guest]

But it's got leather.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, he sounds like Al Pacino there. Leather. Hey, do your Al Pacino impersonation. I know you've got one. I hear it in your voice.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, thank you very much. First of all, let me tell you that I like those jokes, those political jokes you guys, you guys make. And I think it's very cool. I'm just gonna ask you to please, whatever we do with these jokes, don't let it, don't let it be racial, you know, I mean, it's all good. I love it because I, I think it's very. Something very different, you know, and it's makes my morning go very nice, you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Know.

[Bobbo]

He'S the accidental racist.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're not going racial, man. Why would you even think that?

[Caller/Guest]

No, no, I'm just. Yeah, because sometimes. Sometimes people be coming in and starting stuff, but that's not the point. That's good. I just like your show. Let's put it that way. So, my car, everybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

We have Joey Bag of Donuts from Philly. His endorsement. We have his blessing. I think I'm going to run for president.

[Bobbo]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've got an endorsement.

[Caller/Guest]

I think you should.

[Michael Turley]

Okay, I'll.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll give. I think your car. I think Your car's worth 13,000. A 14 Toyota Avalon XLE with 41.

[Caller/Guest]

Thank you. 41, 000 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

12,000. 13,000. 14. How much is it?

[Caller/Guest]

It's 41, 000 miles, I think. I think 15 might be good, you know, but it's all right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, hey, Tell me this. Tell me this, because I'm having. I'm hearing three different dialects in your voice. This isn't about rape. This isn't about racial. This is about me just trying to be right. So where did you grow up?

[Caller/Guest]

Well, I'm a West Indian guy. Grew up in New York City, you know, so from Jamaica, New York City.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on. You said West Indian or West Indies, and then you said Jamaica, and then you said New York.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah. Jamaican.

[Satan]

Jamaica.

[Caller/Guest]

Grew up New York City.

[John Clay Wolf]

God bless America. Is that what happens when you breed a chicken to a. To a mud?

[Kulog (Strip Club DJ)]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

A Jamaican. Jamaican that grew up in New York City. That sounds like Al Pacino.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't hear any Jamaican.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't hear any Jamaican at all. What year did you come over from Jamaica?

[Bobbo]

82.

[Caller/Guest]

82.

[John Clay Wolf]

82. And what do you do for a living?

[Caller/Guest]

I kill chicken and I eat them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Go to givemetheven.comand load it up. Jay.

[Bobbo]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

16F150 Lariat FX4 with 40 crew, cab, leather, nav, all that good stuff. A16. What's this car worth? 30 grand. Is that right?

[Caller/Guest]

Well, I took it over to. Well, first I want to say hi.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hi. Hi, Jay.

[Caller/Guest]

Finally got to hear you on the phone.

[John Clay Wolf]

Meet. Meet the family.

[Caller/Guest]

Get a Carmax offer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jay, meet the family. Just introduce yourself. Hi, my name's Jay. I'm an alcoholic.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hi, Jay.

[Bobbo]

Hi.

[J.D. Ryan]

Thank you for your share.

[Caller/Guest]

Hi, everybody. Hi, everybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, you went to Carmax? And what'd they tell you besides. Well, they didn't tell you anything. They just hand you a piece of paper.

[Caller/Guest]

What'd it say when they took about 4550 minutes to run through everything. But finally they gave me an offer at 34,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so let me pull this up. It's a F150. Now which, which trim level? It's a Lariat.

[Caller/Guest]

Yes. FX4.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And it's a 5, 5 liter or the 6, 6 cylinder?

[Caller/Guest]

It's a 5 liter.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, what color?

[Caller/Guest]

It's white. No, the red trim, is it lifted stitching? Yes, a little bit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so I'm two inch. One thing about them is, is they are still in the car business. And, and they, I said 30 grand. Right. Just off the top of my head. Average mmr, which is what we all use, which is like the market index is 29:1. I mean, so this would be a good example that if they gave you a bid for 34,000, you need to take a picture of it, you need to send it in at. Give me the vin.com, let me pass and I will send you a check for 100. Because I wouldn't, I wouldn't give, I wouldn't beat 34. Because. Because that doesn't make any sense. Okay. Now, did you buy this from them recently?

[Caller/Guest]

No, from Ford dealership.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because I'll tell you something they do do, is they will. Well, I'm not going to tell you a trick because then everybody will be slamming hundred dollar letters up my butt. I don't want it. But yeah, take a picture of it, send it in, because I'm not going to beat that one unless there's something I'm missing.

[Caller/Guest]

Sunroof, bed cover. Sunroof, bed cover.

[John Clay Wolf]

But you can't defy gravity. You can't defy gravity. And Gravity is $29,100. And for somebody to go, you know, 6000 over that when your average markup is, you know, 1800, that'd make any sense. All right, but thank you, thank you, thank you. 800. 8. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. So if you're bluffing me.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then I'm gonna make you produce the doc. Sure. If I'm bluffing you, you know, it's liars poker.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not saying Jay's a liar.

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

But he could be bluffing. But when we see the document, we'll find out. And I'll tell you what, if he's got a document and we know how to check real, I mean, just off the photo, I can tell if it's real or not, then we'll send them a check for 100 because that's what we say if we don't beat your Carmax offer. Give me the vin.com. we'll send you a check for a hundred dollars.

[J.D. Ryan]

We don't beat them. Pretty rare, but it does happen.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. In this scenario, that would be the case. Sure. As one of Turley's buyers. 8008-0072-3480-0800. No, I don't mind that call. I like that call because that shows.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know, real world.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wait a minute. Michael shaking his head.

[Bobbo]

Wait a minute.

[John Clay Wolf]

I pulled up Extended Cab. Oh, on my mmr. Hang on, JD Slow.

[J.D. Ryan]

Thanks for playing the home game.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know what? Jay's right. Okay. So, Jay, now I was going off the top of my head and I was wrong. And I looked at Extended Cab. My computer, it's crew cab, so it's worth a lot more. He, he is right. So, Jay, send me a, send me the offer letter and I am going to beat it.

[J.D. Ryan]

There you go.

[Michael Turley]

That's why you go to the website, put the VIN in.

[Bobbo]

Right.

[Michael Turley]

Because it reads it out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Then we're not guessing.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, white, black, Latino or other Jamaican New Yorker. Would you guess that?

[J.D. Ryan]

Never in a million years. Hard, you know, it's hard on the fly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. 800-800-723-4. Thank you. Jay. Yeah. Please take a picture of the letter sending. I'm going to beat it if I don't. I would still send you a check for a hundred dollars, but I'd love to buy the truck. Huh?

[J.D. Ryan]

Huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I clicked the wrong button.

[J.D. Ryan]

See, it can happen. This is live radio. Things happen. Appearing via phone. We talked a few minutes ago about Joe Biden. Well, appearing via phone on the Sean Hannity show on Fox News last night, President Trump was asked to give his assessment of some of the Democrats who are running to unseat him in 2020. This will be audio. Donald Biden.

[Caller/Guest]

Well, I think we're calling him Sleepy Joe because I've known him for a while and he's a pretty sleepy guy. People wanted me to change the word sleepy to something else that rhymes with it. Does that make sense to you? And I thought it was too nasty. He's not going to be able to deal with, with you. That's a different level of energy and frankly, intelligence. He's not going to be able to do the job. Bernie Sanders, I think he talks a lot. Doesn't get it done. Robert Francis o', Rourke, I think he is fading very, very fast. It looks like he's going to be a thing of the past. Pretty Soon.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mayor Pete.

[Caller/Guest]

Mayor Pete is not going to make it.

[Bobbo]

Well, there it is.

[J.D. Ryan]

So there you just heard it. Donald Trump, 2020. He's reelected.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Bob, on the intro when we, when we joined a minute ago, what happened to our big morning intro?

[Bobbo]

I thought that was an hour. We've always done that. Hour three. You know, we used to do it hour one and three, but we figured hour one needed to, you know, push the phone number.

[Michael Turley]

I don't know if we're going to do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hour three.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't think we're going.

[Bobbo]

Why?

[Michael Turley]

Because it's too controversial to play.

[Bobbo]

Oh, surely not.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yesterday. I thought you were kidding when you came up with that. You really want that on the air?

[Bobbo]

What are you talking about?

[Satan]

The one.

[J.D. Ryan]

Are we talking about the one about with carpet?

[Bobbo]

It's about carpet, carpet munching.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, Caitlyn Jenner, you just, you.

[Bobbo]

Just have to hear it. No, I think it's a very useful service.

[J.D. Ryan]

Maybe we should do it off the air and discuss it in a meeting.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just don't.

[Michael Turley]

Because if we play it and then.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't want to get kicked off the air, man, I got a lot going on. I don't have time to mess with getting kicked off.

[Bobbo]

Ain't nobody gonna be kicked off the air.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's close. Is it?

[J.D. Ryan]

But why do you think, why push it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, I don't want to then. I mean, Bobbo choking his chicken is enough for me. See that?

[Bobbo]

Nobody said that. You said that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, play it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're the farm boy. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800.

[J.D. Ryan]

So at the top of the next hour, we may or may not play.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's right. Nine o' clock return.

[Michael Turley]

We'll let you. We'll let you listen to it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. You're on the air. What you got?

[Caller/Guest]

Hello, Yes, I got a 2011 Suzuki Kazashi with 80,000 miles on it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Suzuki what?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, hey, we, we've got. I'm doing a remodel on the house and I have one of those great big construction dumpsters. And we could take 2, 2, 2, 2 12s. Take two 2x12s and lay them down years as ramps lengthwise and run that thing right up into the dumpster and take a video of it. I'd pay 500 to watch.

[Caller/Guest]

How about I build. How about I build a tough shed on your property? I didn't park it in it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can't get parts for Suzuki's anymore. That's the real problem. They're worth zero because since they went broke, you can't get parts for them. And as I told one of my buyers the other day, I was like, man, easy on these Suzuki. I don't know, I might give a thousand bucks for it. Go to givemetheven.com load it up. 800-800-723-48800 radio My name is John Clay Wolf. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars on the radio out of sophistication with. While drinking fine wine and eating caffeine.

[J.D. Ryan]

Lovely.

[John Clay Wolf]

Forgive me. The vin.com.

[Announcer]

And now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemetheven.com hit him up now. 800. 800 radio can you help me get.

[J.D. Ryan]

This ankle monitor off now?

[Announcer]

John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Justin? Yeah, Bob. When I sent you over the music list, I put it in order. You, you blew all the good stuff early. So the people that are just waking up, they missed it fight. I ain't happy. That's what my wife says.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're not on the ear.

[John Clay Wolf]

My mother in law's in town for three weeks.

[J.D. Ryan]

Three weeks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does that go well?

[J.D. Ryan]

Does that help things or does it make things difficult? Because I didn't go either way.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, we're really not.

[J.D. Ryan]

Because you know, they talk that foreign language in front of you for a reason. Because they know you don't know what they're saying. Yeah, talking about you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I love that part. They could talk bad about John.

[Michael Turley]

Is that how it goes?

[John Clay Wolf]

How's it goes?

[J.D. Ryan]

And then they point and they go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Actually my mother in law speaks English like, and my, my, my wife is the one who starts talking Danish to her mom because she's there. But yeah, it's fine. It's fine.

[J.D. Ryan]

But it's just like that mean it's fine.

[Michael Turley]

See, that's funny because my parents, my mom and my grandparents spoke Greek and my dad told them not to speak it around me. Yeah. Because they didn't want us to. He, he didn't know anything. He couldn't understand it.

[Satan]

No.

[Michael Turley]

And he felt bad and he's like, well, they're always talking about me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is he the Jew in the family? No, he's not Jewish.

[Michael Turley]

No one's Jewish in the family. He's Italian.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does he speak Italian?

[Michael Turley]

A little bit, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What does Greek sound like? Sound like Spanish.

[Michael Turley]

Well, it sounds. No, it doesn't sound like anything. Like.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you speak anything in Greek?

[Michael Turley]

A little bit. I know some of the cuss words.

[John Clay Wolf]

But.

[Michael Turley]

You could say the skilo.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's just a stupid language that nobody uses and it's just like. Just a trophy language. They speak English to each other over there too?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. I mean, it's not a stupid language. I mean, what is this stupid language?

[John Clay Wolf]

One of English from the Medieval Times.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's a stupid language.

[Bobbo]

It's dumb Papadopoulos.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob speaks Rennie. Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

What's Rennie?

[John Clay Wolf]

Renaissance Fair, Medieval Times. Bobo.

[Bobbo]

For thine affection, I will smash my Peter in a door. Are you talking about Fallon?

[John Clay Wolf]

800. 800. I was just talking about you. I'm not talking about Fallon. I don't need Jimmy Fallon to get my material. Who's Fallon?

[Bobbo]

Fallon did it. It was Shakespeare's birthday this week. The great William Shakespeare who said, let's kill all the lawyers. Kill them tonight.

[J.D. Ryan]

Kill them tonight.

[Bobbo]

My favorite quote. Jimmy Fallon on Shakespeare's birthday did the news roundup in the style of William Shakespeare. It was awesome.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is it great?

[Bobbo]

It's about 60 seconds, I think. Something like that.

[Michael Turley]

Muller.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, Mueller, we don't see your report, but the last.

[Caller/Guest]

Alas, what does it all mean? Republican saith it falls much too short.

[John Clay Wolf]

While Democrats sayeth, yas, Queen, Avengers, endgame is finally here.

[Bobbo]

And Thanos is quite the mean brute.

[John Clay Wolf]

But thine heroes approach, so haveth no fear. As I say to myself, I am Groot. Is Groot from Game of Thrones?

[Bobbo]

Groot is from. What's it called? Guardians of the Gas.

[J.D. Ryan]

Guardians.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that's right. I knew it was something because my kid likes Groot. 800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. What's the date? The 26th. 27th.

[J.D. Ryan]

27Th.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many days in April? 30 or 31.

[J.D. Ryan]

April 3rd.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, we're sitting on it. No, they're just.

[J.D. Ryan]

30.

[Satan]

30.

[John Clay Wolf]

30. So we have to buy cars to break our record, which we're sitting on a record.

[Satan]

Are we close?

[John Clay Wolf]

27 to 1 2. No, I mean tomorrow. We can't work. Can we work everybody on a Sunday?

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure you can.

[Bobbo]

Everybody loves it.

[John Clay Wolf]

One, two, three more buying days left to break our record.

[J.D. Ryan]

You can do it.

[Satan]

You can do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

We can do it. If I pay too much for cars, but I've been doing that. Can I finish a thought without stepping on my toenails?

[Michael Turley]

Not really.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can I just give you my feet? So you just smash them if you want to.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's up to you.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800 radio.

[J.D. Ryan]

800, 800. 7234.

[Bobbo]

I missed my Peter in a cellar door. I'll shut up. My bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

See? Yes, we's on some. I don't know.

[Michael Turley]

He's Some rling.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm on meds, man.

[Michael Turley]

He's zooming.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know, but Bobble gave me some breakfast.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you get a hold of my kids? ADD medicine breakfast?

[Bobbo]

Just a little tight this morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Got it sorted on the weekends.

[Bobbo]

The proper way to do it. And I don't have to tell JD because JD's been in radio forever. But when John gets right about mid sentence, you need to go, oh, how'd.

[John Clay Wolf]

That go again, Bob? Oh, like you're interested. Oh, 800, 800. Seven, two, three, four. 800, 800.

[Bobbo]

That's what he's supposed to do. No dead air allowed.

[J.D. Ryan]

Like I'm allowed. Like I'm really caring.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on, straighten this out. What's going on? People are confused.

[Michael Turley]

He's pulling the curtain way back here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Baba, quit coughing and start talking.

[Bobbo]

Oh, I'm sorry. I think I'm having my first heart attack. JD's been in radio so long, and there's a thing that gets built in while you're on air. And JD will back me up 100%.

[J.D. Ryan]

And I'm bad about it.

[Bobbo]

And in a group setting like this, JD is the sidekick. He's number. He's number two man on the show. He was about to do it right there real bad.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm bad about it. I'm bad about it. You fill in when somebody's thinking or they're. Or they're kind of vamping you. Sort of feeling like I'm doing right now saying nothing. But we're letting you guys get your. Your stuff together while you laugh, right?

[Bobbo]

And so no, no silence. There's no silence allowed.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's what a big man did and made lots of money, Right?

[Bobbo]

And that's an instinctive talent that JD has built in.

[J.D. Ryan]

And he can't help it.

[Bobbo]

He couldn't stop. You could handcuff him.

[J.D. Ryan]

I couldn't do it.

[Bobbo]

And put a ball gag on him, right? And he go, you're right, judge.

[J.D. Ryan]

I do that in court. You're right, judge. That's right. Say it again. It was funny the first time.

[John Clay Wolf]

And there's. But my problem is he's like, start. He did a little bump this morning or something. He's stepping on me before I get my words finished.

[Bobbo]

He is a little pent up this morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you take a featherman? No, not that I remember.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

That would make sense.

[Bobbo]

Snarky. And you're telling the boss about my, my little intro bits and things. I played those for you guys because I wanted to amuse you. We're promoting My friend and I care about you. And I'm out. No, no. And I'm out of the room and I come back and John's like, what happened? What happened to the opener?

[J.D. Ryan]

What's.

[Bobbo]

What's about.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're going to play it at nine. I heard it. It's carpet munchers. It's funny and funny enough, I can't say that, ruin it.

[Bobbo]

Not unless you say floor first.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're going to play it at nine. It's funny. It's. It's exactly what I thought it would be. I don't. I mean, this thing's off the rails. All right. Houston, good morning. Somebody turn off all the mics. Turn off JD's mic. Turn off Bobbo's mic. Turn off Turley's mic. Everybody's mic. I just want to talk to a caller without being interrupted for a moment. Good morning, Houston. Are you on the air?

[Caller/Guest]

I'm here.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you got?

[Caller/Guest]

Kind of a special one you might like. 2013 Tennessee numbered and documented Camaro.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much did they spend on it?

[Caller/Guest]

I'm second owner of it. I think the total price is around 60 with the 650 to 700 horsepower package.

[John Clay Wolf]

What year model?

[Caller/Guest]

The 2013 SS Camaro with the Hennessy package.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it supercharged?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, that's. It's stock. That car's around 400 horsepower. It's sitting about 700 horsepower right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I know it's got a lot of going on. I just wondered, did it have a supercharger on it or how they got the horsepower? I mean, is there. Is your blower hanging out of the hood?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, it's got the supercharger on it. It's. The car originally was black, but they have this pearl white satin wrap on it with the Hennessy hood.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles?

[Caller/Guest]

The 19,825 grand.

[John Clay Wolf]

25 grand?

[Caller/Guest]

I may have to send you the pictures. You might up that just a little bit.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's it take to buy it?

[Caller/Guest]

Right around 30 is where I want to be.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I'm gonna try to get there. Go take the pictures, take the stuff, all the data. Go to givemethevin.com, load it up and we'll try to make a deal. Drunk ass Don. Drunk ass Don. Drunk ass Don. Good morning. Drunk ass Don't.

[Caller/Guest]

What are you doing, big boss?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm just doing a radio show. It's what I do on the weekends. What are you doing?

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, I. Hey, man, I'm just saying we love. We love you. We love you to pieces. You light up on Saturday morning and listen to the store. I went into the store like a week ago to get. To get a guitar. It came out with a damn diamond ring. On your finger. On Tracy's finger.

[John Clay Wolf]

I heard Trace. Drunk ass Tracy called in yesterday, last week and said that y' all were engaged. Congratulations, Realcastle. And. And what? What are y' all doing?

[Caller/Guest]

Yay. Oh, I remember I asked you if y' all were coming to the wedding. You said, oh, hell, probably not.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I did say I was gonna send you a. A bottle of good vodka. Since you've switched from Kentucky deluxe bourbon over to McCormick's Vodka. I was gonna actually, I was gonna go heavy duty and send you a bottle of absolute or Smirnoff. You know, something really expensive.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, man, you're beautiful.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Drunk ass. Done. We'll be back with more after this on the drunk ass Don and John Clay Wolf show.

[Announcer]

And now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemetheven.com hit him up now. 800, 800 radio. Now. John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800-Radio Salvador in Ennis.

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

An 04 Jetta with 270,000 miles on it. Sounds like a sweetheart. Oh, no. Does it still run? Hey, our buddy at Weinberger's deli. It's Dan, right? Dan Weinberger brought us some breakfast sandwiches that are just absolutely awesome. And what is it?

[J.D. Ryan]

What's in this one, Dan, besides everything? Cream cheese.

[Bobbo]

That's the called Sarah's egg. Yeah, it's got cream cheese on it. Swiss cheese, corned beef.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Egg.

[Bobbo]

It's on everything, bud.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, Dan, how much would that sandwich cost?

[Bobbo]

8.99.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, 8.99. Salvador, I would. Yeah, I. I think if his sandwich is worth $9, your car is worth 6.

[Bobbo]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think Dan's sandwich is better than your car.

[Bobbo]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got some extra.

[Caller/Guest]

I figured.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got some extra sandwiches here, though, from Weinbergers Deli and Grapevine. If you'd like to come get one. If your car will make it here, I'll give you one. I don't think it'll make it. I bet it'll make it to Fort Worth.

[Michael Turley]

No way.

[Caller/Guest]

It'll make it to. It'll make it to Canada.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, come over here and get one of wine burger sandwiches and. And I'll give you that. Or you can give me your car. We'll just. We'll flip for it. All right.

[Michael Turley]

I don't think that's ever happened in the show where food was worth more.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Than a car.

[Bobbo]

And we'll put extra meat on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

270, 000 mile Volkswagen jet is worth nothing. Literally. There's a disposal fee involved in all this. You'll never get it inspected. If you gave it to a poor kid, they'd look at you and say, why'd you do that? Why do you not like, I'd rather just ride the bus.

[J.D. Ryan]

I thought you liked me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Unless they want to smoke grass, they're just looking for a place to park because that's all that thing would do is park.

[Bobbo]

It'll never drive make it to Canada there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, you're on the air. Hello. I'm going to put you on hold. Speaking of Canada, we have our in house Canadian here. Do you think that Doug McKenzie, do you think that the car would make it up to your homeland?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, I don't know, John. You know, that's a long way to go. All the way to Saskatchewan from New.

[John Clay Wolf]

New.

[Bobbo]

New. New.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Bobbo]

Gold Beers.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? Speaking of hockey, have you been keeping up with the games this week?

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sharks.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, Sharks are doing it large. Going all the way.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stanley Cup.

[Michael Turley]

Stars, man. Come on.

[J.D. Ryan]

Stars.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, the Dallas Stars.

[Bobbo]

You can't play hockey in Dallas, Texas. That's crazy. Sorry.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, they actually won the Stanley cup one year.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, they broke it in the swimming pool.

[J.D. Ryan]

I was there.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've all heard great. Hey, Durley, what is the status quo right now? Where are we? Did the Stars play again last night?

[Michael Turley]

No, they played tonight. They're down. Round two. They're down one game. They lost the first game to St. Louis. Game twos tonight.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Blues. The Blues. And then who's on the other side of the bracket?

[Michael Turley]

Well, you've got San Jose. They just actually lost or. No, they won yesterday. And then Carolina also won two, which is kind of an upset there. I don't know if you know, you know, the actual owner of Carolina, if.

[John Clay Wolf]

He wins the damn Stanley cup the first year he's on the pro team, I mean, we won't even be able to talk to him anymore. His head will get so big. I'm talking about Tom Dundon.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's your buddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Buddy is a strong term. He's a friend. If I called him, he'd answer the phone.

[Michael Turley]

I have him on.

[John Clay Wolf]

I haven't. I haven't talked to him about a year. Why don't I have him on? I don't know. Tom, if you're listening, call in 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio brag about your Hurricanes, which is pretty impressive. They beat a good team the other night, too. Who was it?

[Michael Turley]

The Islanders. They won one Nothing. And then they play again on Sunday. And then, of course, Columbus and Boston. Columbus Blue Jackets, another upset team, but they're down one also, so there's a. There's four good games.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Canuck, I mean, if you think Dallas is in the place for hockey, what do you think about San Jose?

[Bobbo]

I don't know. You know, San Jose.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Is all right. You know, if you like the avocado, but I really don't. Sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bardon O3 Cavalier with 226, 000 miles. It just ain't me, babe. It just ain't me. You there? Yeah, Bart. Yeah, I'm here. That card costs more to transport it than it's worth. An 03 Cavalier with 226.

[Michael Turley]

Is this again, a sandwich one?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I would. I would rather buy a sandwich from Weinberger's Deli in Grapevine, Texas, for $9 than your car, David. A 16 Honda Accord. It says 2.6. Does that mean 22, 2600 miles?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, 2600 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, and tell me about it. What? Why. Why the miles?

[Caller/Guest]

Well, I have a Honda S2000. I drive every day and I hit a dog with it. Out in the country. It was in the shop and I needed a vehicle, and ever since then, it just fit in the garage. I just decided I'm gonna sell it.

[John Clay Wolf]

So did you hit the dog with the Honda or with something else?

[Caller/Guest]

No, my S2000.

[Bobbo]

Oh.

[John Clay Wolf]

What year's S2000? How many miles are on it?

[Caller/Guest]

It's an 07 I bought new. It's got 103.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Does it have a dog print in the front?

[Bobbo]

Jeez, in dog years, that's 84.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you want to keep it or do you want to sell it, too?

[Caller/Guest]

I thought about selling it, too. I don't know. I haven't decided. I've retired and some time to move on.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want to buy it, too. You know, hitting a dog is not funny. No, not at all. But hitting a pig sure as hell is.

[Bobbo]

I know.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why is that funny?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my God, I hate pigs. Well, I mean, when you're driving on those country roads and you hit one of those pigs, it'll tear the hell out of your car. But if you got a good ranch hand bumper, they're solid. And a sandwich from Weinberg's Deli in Grapevine, Texas.

[Bobbo]

Between two slices of bread, little cheese.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Satan]

So.

[Caller/Guest]

Dave, is your 2000 does a good job too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is your cord coupe. Is it a cloth or leather?

[Caller/Guest]

Nice leather sunroof. Navigation?

[John Clay Wolf]

Four cylinder, six. What color?

[Caller/Guest]

White.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got a good one. All right, let's buy this car. Do you have a title to this car? Yeah. All right. You don't have a payoff. All right. So, so, so, so. Hold on, I'm looking at something. So, so, so, so, so, so does 18,000 buy it?

[Caller/Guest]

I'll have to think on that.

[John Clay Wolf]

You called me. You came knocking on this door, sweetheart. What. What's it take to buy?

[Caller/Guest]

Just call and see what you would offer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, well, I'm calling to ask what you'll take. This ain't no free.

[Caller/Guest]

Maybe 22.

[John Clay Wolf]

22. Okay. He's at 22 and I'm at 18. So it's gonna wind up settling at 20h. I don't know if I can give 20 or not. I probably. I probably will. If you want to sell it for 20, go to givemetheven.com, load it up, take a look and I'll also.

[Michael Turley]

I'd rather.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's. Anyway, let's just do that. But I appreciate you calling, Jonathan. Beach City, Texas. Where the hell is that?

[Caller/Guest]

You ever been to the racetrack in Baytown?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Caller/Guest]

Drag strip.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Caller/Guest]

It's right around the corner. It's right around the corner.

[John Clay Wolf]

What station?

[Caller/Guest]

Half mile from the track.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you listening to us on ESPN or on the Buzz?

[Caller/Guest]

The Buzz.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Buzz. Thank you. 8008-0072-3480-0800-Radio, oh5 Neon SRT. A hot rod neon with a hunsky on it. Jonathan. Average, rough or clean. Average, rough or clean condition. How long have you had it?

[Caller/Guest]

About three years.

[John Clay Wolf]

A neon. This is like one of the last.

[Bobbo]

Of Mohicans hot rod neon.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, a hot rod neon srt. Does two grand buy it?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes. It's got a. No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does three grand buy it?

[Caller/Guest]

Do you want the turbo?

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's not get cocky. Do you want to check?

[Caller/Guest]

I mean, I'll take 65 for it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You need to roll some more of that Jamaican gold, junior. Homeboy cruising around with this morning's puff that baby and just keep rolling. Just keep rolling, dog, because it tastes good and that car's fast. And you're going to get all the tail in the world in that neon. It is coming your way. All right, 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio plano, what you got?

[Caller/Guest]

I 2002 F250, 55, 000 miles. Got the V10.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. I'm gonna look. I've got to think about that V10. It's kind of queer. It's a left hander. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Thank you for calling. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars on the air and JD Ryan did not step on me. Not one time. That last segment.

[Michael Turley]

His mouth was full.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

Say, that carpet looks old and worn.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I've been thinking about throwing it out, but I don't know what to do with it.

[Bobbo]

Have you thought about trying carpet munchers?

[John Clay Wolf]

Carpet munchers?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, they're a new cleaning and disposal service.

[John Clay Wolf]

How does it work?

[Bobbo]

They'll haul your old carpet away and shred it with a high powered lawnmower engine.

[Caller/Guest]

A snapper.

[Bobbo]

Exactly. And when carpet munchers peels back the layers, many carpets have beautiful wood floors underneath.

[John Clay Wolf]

That sounds extremely satisfying. It is.

[Bobbo]

Carpet munchers isn't afraid of diving in and finding that sweet spot in your home. Your floors will look beautiful.

[John Clay Wolf]

Will they clean up after?

[Bobbo]

Absolutely. They'll clean doors and windows, but don't look for them to polish any knobs. Carpet munchers, schedule your appointment today at 1, 800. Oh, yes, yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

And live from Dallas, Texas, it's Saturday morning.

[Bobbo]

It's the John Clay Wolf show starring John Clay Wolf with J.D. ryan, Michael Turley and Bobby Brown. And featuring DJ3K brush limbo, Keith Richards, Randy the Chipmunk and Satan, the Prince of Darkness. And now your host, John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Carpet munchers. Is that like Stanley's thematic?

[Bobbo]

I like that. Sounds like a very, a very, very worthwhile service.

[J.D. Ryan]

Spring cleaning time.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. Very satisfying. Very much very satisfying.

[J.D. Ryan]

I get this feeling Dan Weinbergers just don't want to be here anymore.

[John Clay Wolf]

The guy from Weinbergers Deli in Grapevine, Texas, he's brought us food before. We, he just surprised us with a whole boredom.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Breakfast sandwiches. I'm loaded. That's. That was awesome. That stuff's so good. That's just. I mean, you make the best damn sandwiches there. You said it's. You have traction across the country, right?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, we've had people from New York to San Diego, Washington state. I'm just amazed when people come in and they, when we ask them, how did you find about us? And they'll just give us some random story and it just blows me away. Canadians.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Canadians.

[J.D. Ryan]

Canadians dare.

[Michael Turley]

John's interest really peaked up when.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, here we go.

[Michael Turley]

Of course, his Ego's stroked.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, you gotta go because. Well, they have pictures of people like Mark Cuban's up on the wall. There's a Mark Cuban sandwich. Yeah, there's all kinds of very famous people up on the wall. And then maybe the John Clay Wolf sandwich. We know what it would have.

[John Clay Wolf]

What would it have?

[J.D. Ryan]

A lot of ham, a lot of cheese. Multiple cheese, actually.

[Bobbo]

You know, we've been designing sandwiches for people for a long time, and a lot of people come in and they go, well, I really don't like that. And I said, yeah, but that's the type of sandwich you are. Wow. May not be something you like if.

[John Clay Wolf]

You want to do a sandwich with.

[Bobbo]

My name on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think that Little Spice, since we're. We're.

[Bobbo]

You're public domain. Right. I mean, we just do it anyhow.

[Kulog (Strip Club DJ)]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

You can do it anyway. You're right. You don't have to have your permission.

[Bobbo]

Take that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I think we should do something and take a lot of different cultures and mix it together, because we. We, you know, people that hear us on the front side sometimes think it's racist. It's not racist. We. We blend cultures together in stereotypes and jokes. So I think you should make a smorgasbord.

[Bobbo]

You were talking about earlier. Your wife's Danish.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep, yep. She'll be here in a minute. She's coming up here to grab some sandwiches, take them back to the kids. Something Danish, some Cuban spice, some Italian, some Spanish. It's got to have some pepper in it.

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah, spice.

[John Clay Wolf]

And some soul food. I need, like, soul food. Chicken or something.

[Bobbo]

Smoked brisket, pepper jack cheese, caviar and fried onion rings on top.

[Kulog (Strip Club DJ)]

What?

[J.D. Ryan]

I'd order a jerk chicken.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good Lord. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Thanks, Dan. I appreciate it.

[Bobbo]

Thank you, sir. You guys take care.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Troy. David. David. David. Where's Troy? Texas.

[Caller/Guest]

Well, we're kind of in between Waco and Temple.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Golly, that must be a tiny town. What's the population? 4,000 maybe. Yeah. So it's just a spec. It's just a post office. That's cool. I like those kind of towns.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, well, we don't have a bank, but we got a post office and a Shell station in a town.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have a town prostitute?

[Caller/Guest]

Pardon?

[Bobbo]

And Troy. Yeah, he does.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have a town prostitute?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, we got a couple, but there they have about. I want to say she works nights at Shell Station. She works days as a prostitute, and then she works at the Dollar Store. No, I'm just kidding.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's a little specific.

[John Clay Wolf]

I lived in a small town for a couple of years and when I had a dealership and there was a town prostitute. It's the damnedest thing you've ever seen. I mean it was serious, but she, it was just understood. It was. Susie. Wasn't her name Susie, Bob? Remember her?

[Bobbo]

I think so, yeah. I have to ask Dan.

[John Clay Wolf]

We had her on the air with us.

[Caller/Guest]

Ours goes by about, Ours goes about, about three names. You know, we, we interviewed her on.

[John Clay Wolf]

The air one day and it all started as, as a young gal in a, in a, in a magazine of Jugs. Wasn't that right, Bob? Remember when we had her in the studio and she said she was photographed for Jugs magazine at like 19 and you know, that was the beginning. Wow. Okay.

[Michael Turley]

Exactly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. 17 impala premiere with 42,00. Does it have a sunroof?

[Caller/Guest]

No, no sunroof. I don't want anything that leaks. Not thrilled about sunroofs.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a six cylinder?

[Caller/Guest]

I don't, I, I'm out. It's a six cylinder. It's a 3.5.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

17 and Paul, six speed transmission. I mean if you name it, it's got it over the sunroof.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why do you want to sell it?

[Caller/Guest]

I was just looking at a pickup.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Put a, put about 18 grand in it. 15. 18 grand. I, I'm, I've got to look up something on that one. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up and we'll, we will send. Email you a hard offer. 800-800-723-48800 rating Harper's Ferry, West Virginia. Wow. Where's Paul?

[Caller/Guest]

That's in the mountains. Like right outside of. Right across the Maryland line.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that where the crazy redneck stories start?

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

You can hear the banjo. Can hear the banjo from my front yard. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And how far is your drive to say, the Washington monument?

[Caller/Guest]

It's about 85. 85 miles into D.C. okay, so you're.

[John Clay Wolf]

You'Re, you're on the country side of things.

[Caller/Guest]

That's where I want to be. Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

16 Subaru Crosstrek. It's got 70,000.

[Caller/Guest]

My wife's car. She's too shy to call in.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's fine. Is this the first time you've heard the show? We've only been on a big 100 for a little while.

[Caller/Guest]

No, I've been listening to you for like the last four weeks, man. I really, I caught on one Saturday morning I just about feeding my pants listening to you guys. So I've been tuning in every Saturday morning. I'm on my work. I sell crabs here in the Maryland.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got a urinary tract infection from those crabs or what? Why are you paying on yourself? Probably. Probably. It's a premium four door with 70.

[Bobbo]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's see here. 70, 000 miles. I have an office up in Mannheim Penns. We can send the driver down to pick this thing up. I'm 13 grand buyer.

[Caller/Guest]

I'll deliver it if. I'll deliver it if it'll give me extra money on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

13 grand is what I'm thinking. Loaded up into givethevin.com and let's start looking at pictures.

[Caller/Guest]

Alrighty.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks.

[Caller/Guest]

And I could tell him you gave me that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. 13 grand. Yeah. The computer is actually gonna give it to you automatically when you. When you put it in. We already.

[Caller/Guest]

I already spoke to a guy over there and he low balled us pretty badly on it. And he gave me like. He offered me like 11 on it. And I just wanted to talk to you personally. I hope that's. I hope you don't think that's slimy, but I really, you know, this car is my wife's baby.

[Bobbo]

So.

[John Clay Wolf]

Your baby's the wife's baby?

[Caller/Guest]

That's my wife's baby.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

My wife's baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

We talk about slimy babies.

[Caller/Guest]

I just said.

[John Clay Wolf]

But listen, listen. Okay, here's what I know. My computer was gonna hit. My computer would have hit this thing at 13 automatically. So there's something you're not telling me. So let's. Let's be foolish.

[Caller/Guest]

No, I'm just telling you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Carfax. Carfax. No, because the computer. The girl wouldn't have told you. Nobody would have told you anything. If you go to givemethevin.com, it automatically sends you a range right there.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

It automatically make the call.

[Caller/Guest]

My wife did. So. All right, we'll load it up and see what we can do because the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Computer will bid the car and then we have a buyer call up to talk with you about the details. But the computer, I mean I'm looking at my computer system. I know what it's going to say. It's going to say 13 grand unless you have a bad car.

[Caller/Guest]

I mean there's nothing wrong with the car whatsoever. I mean it's got. It has been hit by a deer and it got hit in a rain, in a. In a hail storm up in the mountains. But it's all been fixed.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know, but so now, now we've got a bad carfax. Right. So we've got a bad.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, is that what.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's the difference. So when the system asks you, does it have a bad carfax? And you say, yes, Helen, do it right here. Where's the button for carfax? Here. Bad VHR. Boom. Goes to 11, 2. And what did you say? So that. That's what happened. Yeah. I'll look, though. Just email. Email your buyer back. Say John said send this one to him. Let me take a look. It depends on how bad The Carfax reads. 8008-0072-3480-0800-Radio, Maryland. Good morning.

[Caller/Guest]

This isn't Rockville, Maryland. This is Park Hall, Maryland.

[John Clay Wolf]

Park Hall, Maryland.

[Caller/Guest]

You guys ain't never gonna. You guys ain't never getting kicked off there because we love you down here, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that's good. We get worried about kicking. Hey, dude, I've been kicked off more stations than most people.

[Caller/Guest]

Munchers. There must be something in the water. And the oysters down here. St. Mary's there's a lot of that going on down this way.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've been kicked off of more stations than most people have ever been on.

[J.D. Ryan]

On.

[Caller/Guest]

Don't sweat it. Last time I called up there, y' all was talking about calling that cat a. There's a bunch of. Around here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bobbo's a. Aren't you, Bob?

[Caller/Guest]

I'm a Trump. I'm a. I'm a Trump supporter. I don't care what anybody said. He should keep his mouth shut, stay off Twitter and run the country.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is a good point. I agree with you.

[Michael Turley]

Well, this guy's.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think you should get in front of the White House today. I think. I think we. I think we should get a gathering of people around the White House on Pennsylvania Avenue With. With blow.

[Bobbo]

With.

[John Clay Wolf]

With blowhorns. With blowhorns, yeah. And. And let this guy do the. Be the lead caller like the Aggies down in College station when they do their chance.

[Bobbo]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get off Twitter, run the country, Ghost. Make love to your hot wife and shut up.

[Caller/Guest]

God damn.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800-Radio Shane in Virginia. And 09 BMW X6. Is it a Hunt? Is it $10,000? It's got a hundred thousand miles on it. That sounds too high, doesn't it? Hang on.

[Caller/Guest]

97, 000 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Do you have anything in mind? Have you had any offers anywhere?

[Caller/Guest]

Right around 14, but I'm trying to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get a little bit more than that out of it if I can. I'm gonna pull up. Think we Called mmr. And just look at what. It's a X. It's a. It's. It's x6. And it is at. Yeah, the 3.5 or 5.0.

[Caller/Guest]

It's a 4.4.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it x5 or x6? It's x6 in 2009. I see two choices at 35 at x6, 35i and x650i.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, it's the 500i.

[Bobbo]

I'm sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm sorry.

[Caller/Guest]

It's a 4.4 liter, though.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. All right, so it's a eight banger. It's got 100 on it.

[Caller/Guest]

Yep. Yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm all over this like a cheap suit. I think it's 10 grand, man. I. Whoever told you 14 is just lying or you're lying or somebody's lying. There's some. Somebody lied. I think Reba McIntyre sang a song about this. We should come back with that one. You. Now, I'm not calling him a liar. I'm just saying somebody's lying.

[J.D. Ryan]

Somebody.

[John Clay Wolf]

Somebody's lying. I smell something in the wood pile. It ain't right. All right, I'm out. I'm out. When I smell liars, I'm out. I'm not saying you're a liar. I'm saying the people you're dealing with are screwing your head up. So let them go prove that they're lying to you, and then you come back and we'll talk real money. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Sean, I don't care about your Corolla. You can put that into givemetheven.com, but I've got 10 seconds to hear about the prostitute story in Newcastle, Virginia.

[Caller/Guest]

The girl was basically the. I have 10 seconds to tell it. So they would line up because there was only one Chevron in town, and we'd sit there on the top of the hill and watch this girl get picked up by truck after truck after truck for six hours while we were getting drunk. Yeah, we were juveniles, but, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

And, like, how many. So in six hours, how many. How many tricks you think she turned?

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, God, 15 to 20, minimum. I mean, this was the drag. They would go up and back, up and back. It was minimum. I'd say maybe even 25.

[John Clay Wolf]

Better have my money. Wow. I'd hate to be her boyfriend that she goes home to. It'd almost be like J.D. when he danced when he was dating that stripper, right? And he. She'd come home to him, and he had no idea where she'd been. It's a bad deal. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is John clay wolf and I buy cars on the air for givemetheven.com.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're back.

[Announcer]

Back to the John clay wolf show. Call in 800-800-TRIO now. John Clay wolf, that day he left the shack.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know how we are with prosthetic legs and all. It's not that I have one.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I nearly killed a man that had one. You did? Yes, for good reason. And then it brought up all the listeners start selling us. They're sending in their prosthetic legs right here. And lieutenant Dan obviously is. Is a member of the family. He has one prosthetic leg. In the movie there were two, but in this one there's only one. And actually lieutenant Dan can outrun me because I can't run.

[J.D. Ryan]

New one now. That's like springy.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. And we're supposed to have this race with Big Aaron.

[John Clay Wolf]

400 pounder, one legged man versus a fat man. What's the latest?

[Michael Turley]

Well, I don't know because he's still trying to work on his new leg and I think it's being pushed off. I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is theory. So hang on just a second. Why can't. I mean, if we're just gonna have a race, then he just needs to race with what he has. If he can't run with what he has and he lost, I mean, they be like me, okay, I'm going to race you when I get my faster go kart.

[Michael Turley]

Well, that's what I mean. That was. What brought it all up was he's like, when I get my new leg, I bet you I can beat you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I bet you. I bet you can beat him now. Probably could. I bet you can beat him. Well, I mean, we need to. We. We brought this up on the air a month ago. I know y' all are jerking me off. I want to see a fat man in that context.

[J.D. Ryan]

He could have got away with it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Y' all are stroking me off. Y' all are stroking me off because there's. You're not delivering a fat man. One legged man race. We've all heard for years it's a busier than a. Than a right one legged man in an ass kicking contest. And I want to see it. I want to see it.

[Michael Turley]

I agree. And they've both kind of gotten quiet because I think they were both worried.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

I figured one would just say, hey, man, what's up?

[J.D. Ryan]

Let's do It.

[Michael Turley]

Come on. What are you, chicken?

[J.D. Ryan]

Right?

[Michael Turley]

Chicken. But they both got quiet about it. I don't know if it's because they're. They're worried they're going to lose, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't want the.

[Bobbo]

There's some more arrangements we got to make on this thing. It's. It's. It's actually my fault. I'm trying to get the.

[Michael Turley]

Tommy Carbone.

[Bobbo]

I'm trying to get the. Get the pay per view on UHF channel 35.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh. We're waiting for the rights.

[Bobbo]

And while we're gonna sell a couple of commercials.

[Michael Turley]

Ah, that's what it is.

[Bobbo]

I'm talking about you're gonna make some.

[J.D. Ryan]

Money on the side.

[Bobbo]

This is not the ncaa. No, you know I'm talking about. This is the pros. This ain't show friends. This is my friend. This is show business. You know, I'm talking about.

[J.D. Ryan]

I got it now.

[Bobbo]

So we got Max Jerry Bell bonds. They're coming in.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, okay.

[Bobbo]

Bail bonds from the movie.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're gonna be what we call Jackie.

[Bobbo]

Brown, the title sponsor.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

We're gonna make jackets.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're beautiful, for this race.

[Bobbo]

Satin made by my niece Clarice, of course, lives over 34th.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know, I know.

[Bobbo]

She makes the robes. These robes are so nice. You can wear them. You can literally wear them.

[J.D. Ryan]

They're robes.

[Bobbo]

On the backs, it says Max Cherry Bell bonds. It's gonna be excellent. It's gonna be a great race. And it's not just a race. We're gonna have the biggest wet T shirt contest in Washington, D.C. history on this thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now I follow.

[Bobbo]

We got lovely young ladies coming from all the way. All the way over Bakersfield, Maryland. That far away? It's gonna be huge. You're gonna love this thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's like when you're in Dallas. They're coming all the way in from Texarkana.

[Bobbo]

And for the record, my money's on Big Aaron.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Speaking of coming a long way. Larry. Larry from Oklahoma is coming a long way. Larry, are you an Indian?

[Michael Turley]

Wow.

[Caller/Guest]

No. No, I'm not, actually.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's not a hater.

[Caller/Guest]

Why?

[Michael Turley]

He's a Texan.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll tell you why. You want to know why?

[Kulog (Strip Club DJ)]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll tell you why. Because if Larry was an Indian and this car was on an Indian title on a reservation, then there could be a lien on it, and it won't show. Okay? And I need to know before I be given my money over on a clear title that has a payoff.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. Shut up, Bob.

[Satan]

Oh.

[John Clay Wolf]

You lose $10,000. Doing that once, you'll remember it. Fuel. So then you'll have no problem saying, hey, Larry, are you an Indian?

[Caller/Guest]

No, just Oklahoma.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. O2. Same thing. O2 Lexus SC430 with 21,000 miles on it. There's no question. Somebody died, right? Who died? You can't.

[Caller/Guest]

No, it's my wife's car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh.

[Caller/Guest]

My wife's weekend driver.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's an O2 with 20,000 miles.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

She didn't drive it much.

[John Clay Wolf]

Doesn't sound like it. Is she still with us?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, yeah, she's still here. She just drives a Suburban. We got about four kids.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is she an Indian? Now you sound like a Catholic.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Four kids.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, yeah, it's four kids. She drives a bigger car, so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

Stuff them all in the back seat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do they have a lot. Do they have a lot of Catholic church up Churches up in Oklahoma?

[Caller/Guest]

More than anything.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, there's quite a few.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

Quite a few Indian Catholics.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. That don't use pregnancy control. Holy hell. Is she knocked up again?

[Caller/Guest]

No, they don't believe in that. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Okay. I like the car. O2 Lexus SC430 with 21, 000 miles average. Rough or clean?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, it's very clean. Very, very clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color it is?

[Caller/Guest]

Silver.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. They made a Pebble beach version of that edition that had red leather, which. Is this happen to be that?

[Caller/Guest]

No, no, it doesn't have the. Didn't have that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just.

[Caller/Guest]

Just black leather.

[John Clay Wolf]

I asked because, you know, you Oklahomans and you're red and you're, you're. You're red. Sooner red. And I mean, I could see dragging this thing down from Indonesia just because it had sooner red interior. Yeah, you guys are kind of weird like that, man. I'm telling you, something's kind of wrong. Yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, we are.

[John Clay Wolf]

You need it. You need another pro sports. You need a pro sports team. Besides basketball, you need something to do besides having.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, definitely.

[John Clay Wolf]

Besides having more kids and going to the community. Yeah. And Sonic.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah. Let's see.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like.

[Caller/Guest]

Like a volleyball team.

[Bobbo]

Come here.

[Caller/Guest]

That'd be great. Pro volleyball. That'd be nice.

[Satan]

Be great.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Does $10,000 buy the car?

[Caller/Guest]

Actually, I was. I was looking for a little more than that. Looking for around 11. Around 11.

[John Clay Wolf]

And this car is Super 02 with 20. Who am I to say? Load it up into givemetheven.com and I'm Charlie. Get ready. You can go ahead and sound off the. Sell that sounder because I'm gonna buy the car if it's what he says it is. Go ahead, Mr. Catholic Indian from Oklahoma. Barry Switzer's nephew. Yes, Boz's son in law, you know. And what was the head coach's name? Which one?

[Michael Turley]

Stoops or Lincoln?

[John Clay Wolf]

Riley Stoops. And then. And the proud father of this, this year's Heisman. Heisman winner and first round draft pick. I mean you're a true blood oak.

[Caller/Guest]

I met him once.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Caller/Guest]

He's actually a nice kid.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you noodle. He's a good kid. You noodle on the Red river with your bare hands.

[Michael Turley]

That's what everybody from Oklahoma says.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna buy your Lexus. Go to. Give me the finn.com and load it up. Thank you. Thank you, Larry.

[Caller/Guest]

All right, thank you.

[Michael Turley]

They all say everybody from Oklahoma. Oh, I met him. I know, I know. Kyra, I know him, man. I've met him a long time.

[John Clay Wolf]

How did he do? He.

[Michael Turley]

Well, he won the Heisman and Now he's number one draft pick in the NFL.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's like four, eight. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Arizona, Arizona Cardinals just got four million new fans.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, he's 5 10. Barely.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did they get a new coach?

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who?

[Michael Turley]

Kingsberry.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's right. So next Texas Tech boy gets ou gold. All right. All right. This is Iah by Donnie Iris. My name is John Clay Wolf right here on your FM rock and roll radio station this Saturday morning. We'll be back after these messages from. Give me thevend.com.

[Announcer]

We now return to the john clay wolf show. Call in 800-800-radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

So they won't tour anymore without him?

[Michael Turley]

No. Yeah, that's out of respect.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean but they can't just get together and do a gig. They have to quit living and being great because one of them passed.

[Michael Turley]

I mean I'd like to think, John, you wouldn't do the show if one of us passed. Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Just reunion tours.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Out of respect.

[John Clay Wolf]

Respect.

[Bobbo]

One day these kids from school came over to my house, took my mother's old carpet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Down the carpet. Munchies. Yeah. You know why?

[Caller/Guest]

Why?

[Bobbo]

That's out of respect.

[John Clay Wolf]

Scott 13 Cayenne Turbo with 101. Huh? These things scare me. You there.

[Caller/Guest]

It's a good car. Good car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I know they're beautiful. It's just the damn turbo Porsches. When they get a hundred thousand miles on, they get. They get spooky because it just costs so much to repair them. Yeah. What are you going to get?

[Caller/Guest]

My 15 year old is fixing to start driving, so probably a twenty thousand dollar beater.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, what do you think this one's.

[Bobbo]

Worth.

[Caller/Guest]

20 to 25?

[John Clay Wolf]

Just put your kid in that one.

[Caller/Guest]

Can't afford the insurance.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah, this man's speaking of.

[Caller/Guest]

It still has 100 of its power.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll buy this car, load it into givemetheven.com. let's take the pics and let me look at the carfax. And we'll get it bought. I'll come pick it up.

[Bobbo]

Sounds good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

You see in Forbes magazine this week, they talked about how kids really don't care that much about driving anymore. About cars, about buying cars.

[John Clay Wolf]

My kid does. She turns 16 July 3, and she's already camped out in front of the DMV. Really? Okay. She wants to get the hell away from her mother and me.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's different.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that was the way. That was the whole reason kids wanted to drive. But now they're all geeked out. I'm telling you.

[J.D. Ryan]

And now they have Uber.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've been compared. God, I hope my kid's not listening. If you're listening, you better turn it off. You better turn it off. I mean it.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean it.

[Bobbo]

Now.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you asked me about this segment, I'm going to spank you even though you're 15.

[Kulog (Strip Club DJ)]

All right.

[Michael Turley]

Tyreek Hill.

[John Clay Wolf]

They don't party as hard as we did. They don't party as hard as we did. Not even close.

[Bobbo]

No, not even close.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not even close. Well, good. No, that's fine. I'm not. I'm not calling them a bunch of weak peas.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm just saying, you would think with all the bad stuff that's on the Internet, that they would be worse. Awful. We. We were worse. There's no Turley.

[Michael Turley]

No, I agree. It's the gaming. It's there. They've got other things.

[John Clay Wolf]

Video games tonight. And television. Atari 2400.

[Michael Turley]

They have more distractions. Odyssey occupied.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's really.

[Michael Turley]

It's seriously what it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's like we used to enjoy going out and partying with people. They're. They're humans. They're hom. Homo sapiens.

[Michael Turley]

But they can have a party online. On Fortnite.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're the best party ever.

[J.D. Ryan]

They're in the same room. They're just not talking to each other.

[John Clay Wolf]

I used to do that, too. I used to run a bbs. Do you know what a BBS is? Bulletin board system. In the. In the 80s. I mean, before the Internet, I was Rob it. Rob and I, we have some really deep conversations. He's impressed with my IT Skills. At an early age, I was. I Was a Sysop webmaster.

[Michael Turley]

You and Beto, you guys were a part of that. Dark underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, right. But I'd still love to go to a kegger, man. And I had a party at my parents house when I was a freshman.

[Bobbo]

That was networking back in the day, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that the difference?

[Bobbo]

Hey man, party. Blue dock tonight. Spread the wire.

[John Clay Wolf]

The moon tower.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

You were promoting. That's what you were doing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Promoting what? Marketing.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Promoting what? My wherever. My website, the kegger or wherever it.

[Michael Turley]

Was you were gonna be at. I mean we would.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

They're just saying in general that millennials don't care that much about cars anymore, which is just.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was an investor. Later in the junior senior years, I turned into investor Alex Wheaton. And I the lead guitar player from Miranda Lambert.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you ever look at the guy with the big red guitar. We would invest in kegs. We would get our brother or sister to go, we'd pay them a little bit to go pick up the kegs and then we'd had put them in a field and we would charge entry at the gate at the farm field, you know, $5 ahead or whatever. And then that turned into a life. Then in college, surprisingly enough, I got into the bar business.

[J.D. Ryan]

Your own bar.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean this has been going on for a while, right? We need to open another bar just for S's and giggles.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, we do.

[Michael Turley]

There's a place right across from the studio over here.

[Bobbo]

Is there. Look at it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Find out how much they want rent. My father in law wants to come over from Denmark and can he. But he's a. Oh yeah, absolutely. His wife used to have a pub over in Copenhagen so they have experience and he's a pro pool player and he'd love to do a billiards thing. And I don't. I know that the only way into the country now is like if you have a gift and like if you have something you're going to bring to America. So you know, I think a good barkeep. And pool. And pool. And pool guy. We need another bartender. Yeah, we do. We do.

[Michael Turley]

Okay, so his gift to us or.

[John Clay Wolf]

Society would be that he's a construction guy. He's great at what he does, but he's tired of it and he would like to retire and I think that that would be fun and it would give the kids somewhere to go. You know, they could go up to Cheers and order a, order a beer from Grandpa. At 9, the kids, I think they shake for them root beer. I'm just kidding. I'M just kidding.

[Michael Turley]

But he could really do it, though.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hell, yeah. Hell, yeah. And he wants to quit doing what he's doing. And I'd like. He'd like to be over here to be with us. He's got three grandsons over here.

[Michael Turley]

Boy, that would be great. After work, you just walk there, you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Know, Lars, he's fun.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, Lars is great.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lars. A party got a good Lars.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, you call it Lars Place.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know.

[Michael Turley]

However you want to do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

We could call it. Lars. Lars Bars.

[Michael Turley]

Lars Bars. Yes.

[Bobbo]

Lars Barr.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's great. William. 06 Chevy Silverado. And you know, we got to make fun of you because it's just the ultimate redneck thing to do, is to take an old car, whatever it is, and put a Corvette motor in it. I mean, if it's a jeep, real quick.

[Caller/Guest]

This is. This is classic radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, y'. All.

[Caller/Guest]

Y' all are the best, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you.

[Caller/Guest]

I'm a Catholic and I'm gonna. I'm gonna. An Italian Catholic. How about that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, we remind you of. We remind you of the guys back when they were doing something on the air. You know, when I was a little kid, I had a transistor radio hanging on my bicycle handlebar listening to the. Listening to the zoo and John Rhodey and LaBella and all that business. I mean, I. Young age. I mean, first grade listening to Rhodey. I mean, why the hell would I want to listen to roadie? And then to have him up here in the studio. To have him up here in the studio with us. A few years ago, filling in for you. JD and I used to listen to you JD when I was a little kid, when I was like in middle school, you were on kscs, doing the country nights in the Eagle. Yeah. Boogie Check. Kid Craddock.

[Bobbo]

Boogie Check.

[John Clay Wolf]

Boogie Check. We need to do a boogie. We need to do a boogie Check we need to play a stupid song. Not a stupid song, but something one off and do a Boogie Check and have people call in like they used to.

[Bobbo]

Do.

[John Clay Wolf]

You remember that?

[Michael Turley]

Is it Guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Bobbo]

Glad to meet you out.

[John Clay Wolf]

I.

[Bobbo]

Forget about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

He needs to get. He needs to take that Corvette engine and drive down to Temple and go hang out with Drunk Ass Don and Drunk Ass Racing.

[Caller/Guest]

Hold on, man. Yeah, because JD's about to dog me. I bought a. Hey, I'm from la, all right? I've been here longer than I've been in la. But I married a hit with big kids. It's all good. Anyways, I bought the wife a house And I bought a garage for that truck. And JD's gonna dog me because that truck's never been in the rain.

[John Clay Wolf]

Neither is JD. Neither is JD. Hey, load it up.

[Caller/Guest]

JD's a pilot, man. JD go and I go back a little bit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, Load that thing up and give me the VIN dot com. Go to. Give me the VIN dot com. Let's take a look at your Corvette engine in an 06 Chevy truck.

[Michael Turley]

He knew you, JD.

[Satan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, coming up next, are the guys from Baton Rouge, New Orleans going to call in with the Corvette engines in their airboats? Yeah, there's no. It's real. It's real. And then the guy from the Appalachians are going to be calling in with their Corvette engines and their Jeeps and their Land Cruisers. It's got a Corvette engine. I mean that's when you reach the pinnacle of life. When you take a 30 year old automobile and drop a Corvette engine in that.

[J.D. Ryan]

You've won the lottery, baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now those damn weak ass kids, they don't party like we do either.

[Michael Turley]

We got Corvette engine in this.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't even know how to spell Corvette. Uber little homos. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[J.D. Ryan]

Speaking of what you would do when you win the lottery, a 24 year old. Can you imagine 24 years old winning the lottery? This guy did in Wisconsin, won the third largest lottery jackpot in U.S. history. 24. He hit the Powerball last month. $768 million. But don't be up, don't be in the 78. Don't worry about that. He only took the lump sum of $477 million. We have some audio, it's called Lotto and fall.

[John Clay Wolf]

Around 2pm I had left work and I pretty much felt lucky. You know, it's a weird lucky feeling. It's not natural, not normal at all. I honestly felt so lucky that I did look up at the camera and I really wanted to wink at it because I just had that lucky feeling. And I think it was the third ticket I did win $4 and I was super excited about that. All of a sudden as I change hands, I see that last ticket come out. It was so attached to the other one and I'm thinking, oh my God, like no way. And I see that second number and my heart starts to pump and it was amazing. My heart started racing, blood pumping. My blood felt warm. I screamed for about five or 10 minutes. I just really wanted to travel the world, you know, stuff like that. I'm not a big Guy that's going to go by and fancy stuff like. Well, of course I might go buy fancy stuff, but nothing, like, nothing too big.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, I heard he actually.

[John Clay Wolf]

He has no black soul in him whatsoever.

[J.D. Ryan]

Not at all.

[Michael Turley]

He actually went.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's not gonna buy a pair of sneakers.

[Bobbo]

Sounds just like Cadillac.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, I read that he actually went to work that day but got anxious and left. So he tried. He tried. After he knew, oh, the hell.

[John Clay Wolf]

Remember if you have a motorcycle or. Or an rv. Motorcycle or RV class, ABC trailer, big bus, whatever motor, Harley's, all that stuff. Right now we're in the heart of spring. We're in the height of spring. And this is the time to sell it because this is when we can pay the most money for it because this is when people actually want the damn things. So if you go to givemetheven.com we do buy motorcycles and we do buy RVs. We do not buy boats. I don't want anything to do with the boat. I hate them. I can't sell them. They sink. They're just problematic. They cause problems. I'll go ride on yours, but I don't want to own one. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars, RVs and motorcycles on the radio right here. We'll be right back.

[Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show.

[Caller/Guest]

The Hoffington Post today published an article about quote, how hungry and horny alligators that are invading the streets of Florida.

[Announcer]

Hit them up now. 800, 800 radio.

[Caller/Guest]

Said one Florida woman. They're just hungry.

[Announcer]

Now, now, John Clay wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's weird. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Travis in Edmond, Oklahoma with 180,000 mile old Chevy truck. We please just put it into the website. I try to save the better cars for the air and that half of a percent of the state of Oklahoma qualifies.

[Bobbo]

What the hell are you mean?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, I'm gonna tell you something. We bought some of the nicest cars that we've ever had out of Oklahoma. Yeah. Because nobody up there knows how to buy them because nobody knows what to do when they get a hold of a nice one.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Because they're used to the other one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, I love the good ones at oklahoma, but the 200,000 mile oklahoma truck is just. It's just impossible because it's rougher than everybody else's. It's just. I don't know. I didn't want to talk about it. I've talked about it too much. 800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800. Ray. Boy, we had a weird auction this week. So our auctioneer, we had 500 cars at the Dallas auto auction on Wednesday in our. Big, big rains in the Midwest, in the, in the middle of the country, huge storms. Anyway, our ringer auctioneer from St. Louis, his flight got canceled. And you gotta understand it's not normal for an auctioneer to sit down and sell 250 cars one behind the other, wide open like we do every 45 seconds.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he says, I'm, my flight's canceled. I'm like. And we have two lanes, 250 aside. And these guys are trained to do it in our method, which is not anybody else's method. It's a different dynamic the way we do it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Like suddenly having a different dance partner for a very complicated dance.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or you're getting, you're going to the super bowl and you're quarterbacks and you don't have a backup. And the guy that doesn't know the playbook is showing up.

[Michael Turley]

Hey.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hey, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey. They, they assigned me to this gig today.

[Bobbo]

Got this.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long you been doing it, son? About a year.

[J.D. Ryan]

Name Johnny Football that can come on in.

[John Clay Wolf]

He actually did a good job the, the, the kid who subbed in. But the first 40 cars, he was nervous as a cat in a horn church and he was tight pressure and I mean it was, I, it was making me. Somebody said, you look mad. I said, I wasn't mad, I was scared. There's a difference.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's got to keep a pace up and a rhythm up.

[John Clay Wolf]

I looked at him about 15 cars in and I swear I've never done cocaine in my life. I've always been scared of it. But I looked at him and I said, son, you're gonna have to speed up. I said, you're gonna have to go double time as fast as you're going right now. And I said, you need to do a line of cocaine or something. He's like, you got any? And he meant it too.

[Bobbo]

He was scared too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure, I'll do anything right now, whatever it takes. We got through it. We got through it. But it was, it was wild that, that, that other. And, and I have a new fellow that we're training to rep the block. And I was like, today's not the day. Yeah, I've got to do this one. And, and I was like, go over there and do the other side with Cody. Because Cody is our other real seasoned in auctioneer. And I mean, you could put. Cody is like a pleasure horse dude. I mean, you could ride. I would put a crippled down syndrome child on top of Cody without a helmet on and ride him because he is smooth as silk. You can do it. But this other deal, you had to be. I mean, this was breaking a new cold. It was different.

[J.D. Ryan]

I understand what you're saying.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800.

[Bobbo]

That's the first horse reference you've ever made that Turley didn't dump.

[J.D. Ryan]

Ever.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you thought about it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Boy, did we ever.

[John Clay Wolf]

We know how they put the special needs kids on horses.

[J.D. Ryan]

Stop. Okay, we got it. Everybody got it.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're good.

[Bobbo]

I mean, move it to 15, 5.

[J.D. Ryan]

Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. But, yeah, when we first started, he's like, you know, one Mississippi, two Mississippi, three. Yes. Swing your partner, McMahon. Whoa. We go. Do you have any clips of how we do it? Turley, we need more. Hey, Bobbo, this is a must. Write this down. You've got to get new auction footage. Just got to.

[J.D. Ryan]

I've got.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, we just got the old stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but do's an absolute season pro.

[Bobbo]

It's funny you say that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wake up, guys.

[Michael Turley]

So, I mean, he wasn't. The new guy was probably a little slower even than that because do's got a different cadence.

[John Clay Wolf]

But do can go fast, buddy. When. When Doke needs to turn it on, he can roll. Yeah, No dog's going fast there. If you listen to what he's doing, he's clipping along just smooth, and it's just a different rhythm. But Doug's been doing this for 35 years. He's. He's won the. I mean, both of our auctioneers. No, Cody hasn't won it yet. Cody needs to win it this year when he goes and does the world championship. He, he, he. I bet he'll win it this year. He. He's. He's pretty damn good. Cody Shelley out of Tulsa, Oklahoma. But, but, Seth, you did a wonderful job backing up after you got calm in. I'm glad. And I looked at him and I was like, that's the first time you've ever sold 200 cars in a row, huh? He's like, oh, I've done it before for the rent car companies. I was like, no, you haven't. Running 200 cars and selling 200 cars is different. Running. You can, you know, you run them up to a number of. Say enterprise wants 14, 5 for these. Malibu. Sure. You go 14 14, 2, 14 5. 14 5. 14 5. No sale. 1440. So they just go through them, move them? Yeah. And then if somebody hits it at 14,5, they sell it. And they sell about 40% of them and 60% of them get parked on the back 40 and do it again next week. That's the way the rental car companies sell them. They don't sell them. They just show them. There's a difference between selling and showing.

[Bobbo]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's scary because when you've got some car that, you know it's 30 grand is the money on it, and he goes, 35, 30, 27, 28, 20. And nobody hits it. Actually, let me do that again. So, like 30 grands the money. And he goes, 32, 29, 29, 5. And nobody hits it. Then we miss it. That's not what we do. I. I scream, stop. Jump off the stand, stop the driver, stop the press. I'm like, we are selling this. Okay, what's it worth? We've got 150 people online and 50 people standing here. Y' all are car dealers with car dealer licenses, right? You're in the car business. And we've got a 12,000 mile 08Z06. It's worth something. Cody put it out for 10,000, see if anybody hits it. 10,000, 10,000. Boom. Okay. And the next guy looks at like, what's wrong? Nothing's wrong. 15, 15, 20. And they get it back up. And then. Okay, okay. And then they stop and look at what we have, and then we wind up selling it. And in that case, when we do that, we normally wind up selling it very short, and we lose a lot of money because we started it so stupid low that we're going to take a shot in the. In the eye.

[J.D. Ryan]

And why do you do that? What's the. What's the idea?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because if you don't let those buyers make some money and steal something, you won't keep a crowd. Makes sense.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're throwing out.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many times you're going to take her out on a date and not put out?

[J.D. Ryan]

You're chumming the water.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're chumming the water. You got it.

[J.D. Ryan]

You.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got to feed the fish.

[Bobbo]

Everybody loves. Roll back pricing, right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Guys? On the air, y'. All would. Y' all would call me a damn liar if you knew how many times I lose money on your car.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, they won't believe.

[John Clay Wolf]

They would never believe nobody. I would never believe.

[Bobbo]

No.

[J.D. Ryan]

When you say we make 300 average per car, people go, oh, he's just.

[Bobbo]

Making that up, but no.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, but you do it 2,000 times a month.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well figure. So we make 300 bucks, but we have some expenses in there too. We have transport, we have cleanup. We have an auction fee, you know, so we're advancing 500. 550 a rip, but we're making 300. But with the 300 profit, then we've got to pay all our bills. Sure.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know how you do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's close. You're threading a needle and you're walking a high wire. And that's why we have so much activity at the auction, is because people want to watch us walk a high wire and they want to watch you fall. And when you have the one that's going to fall, you need to fall because that's what they're there for.

[J.D. Ryan]

They want to be there for the gift.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, yes. Just like the guy that's won the lottery four times. Okay, 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. What have you got, JD trial in Little Rock.

[J.D. Ryan]

Prosecutors told jurors that an Arkansas woman flew into a rage.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, you know, there's this always the thing. Is your husband watching pornography? Well, this woman had told her husband, no more pornography. She was 65 years old and she apparently caught him in his man cave with the pornography channel. This audio is called no porn allowed.

[John Clay Wolf]

69 year old Patricia Hill is behind.

[Michael Turley]

Bars after admitting to deputies that she.

[John Clay Wolf]

Killed her 65 year old husband, Frank Hill because she disagreed with his purchase of porn. After discovering and canceling her husband's first order of porn, police say that he ordered another round. That's when Patricia told him to leave. When he didn't, she got her pistol and shot him twice. Once in the leg and once in the head. Sounds like a Jimmy Hendrick song. Down or no Neil Young.

[J.D. Ryan]

Down by the river and the thunder rolls and the lightning strikes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just really, I mean, shot him in the head. Shot him in the head. He made her mad before that happened. There was something on her mind before.

[Bobbo]

I don't know. There's some women, you know, okay, you get caught with a porn channel in some women's house, that's a major deal. You know, you just called, you know, DirecTV and say, hey, add this channel to my pattern. What are you watching? You got. We're paying for that.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[J.D. Ryan]

Why are you.

[Bobbo]

I'm turning off and don't you order it again. Yeah, and she told him, just like that. What'd he do?

[J.D. Ryan]

He turned it back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why do you need to order it when it's all over the Internet for free? What, does he not have a damn ISP?

[Bobbo]

Well, it said he was 60, 85. So he's not aware of the Freeport.

[John Clay Wolf]

Neither is she.

[Bobbo]

Right. He's thinking electric blue. I gotta get it. I gotta get it on my satellite, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, he's trying to turn the satellite to this Gene Brown.

[Bobbo]

I want to get that porn on my tv. How much? Yeah, I'll pay that. Get on there.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's good.

[Bobbo]

Thank you. Don't you order it again.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't you tell my wife.

[Bobbo]

Don't you dare order that porn again. What's he doing? I'll bet it didn't take him four days.

[J.D. Ryan]

I bet not.

[Bobbo]

You know, what are you watching? What are you pow, pow?

[J.D. Ryan]

What are you gonna do? Shoot me? Well, now that you bring it up.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want to grab Amy in Wichita Falls, Texas. Amy, you've got a 15 Lexus hybrid, is that correct? Yes, and it is. You're listening to us on the Bear in Wichita Falls. The Bear. The Bear.

[Caller/Guest]

The Bear. Well, I'm actually in San Antonio visiting.

[John Clay Wolf]

Visiting a friend.

[Caller/Guest]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, okay.

[Caller/Guest]

He was telling me about this or you know, about calling in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, we're on in wichita falls on 1047 as well.

[Michael Turley]

Are you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. Yeah, that's where we started. Where we started 13 years ago.

[Kulog (Strip Club DJ)]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the Outlaw. Okay. 15 Lexus ES Hybrid, four door sedan with 70, 000 miles. What color? Black. Black. Average. Rough or clean? Clean.

[Caller/Guest]

Very clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

70,000 miles. 70,000 miles. 70 thousand miles. 70,000 miles.

[Michael Turley]

Seventy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I'm thinking, I'm buying. I'm buying time while I'm thinking. I think it's a 13,500 car.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wow.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's your payoff? 20. Damn.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

21 7.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. You. Well, see this is the problem is as you live 180 miles away from anything that has a pulse. That's not true. But I mean from, from, from the city. So you drive a lot and you're driving excessive miles running to see your friends in San Antonio and Austin and partying because you just got divorced and you're heading down there for the girls weekend and, and, and it costs money to put all those miles in those cars.

[Caller/Guest]

Hold on. How did you know? I was just divorced, Let me tell you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. It just happens. It just happens. The fact that you're weak. You're weak. I don't drive it. You're weekending down in Central Texas and the party, you know, I know I know these things. You don't have to. We don't have to tell anybody.

[Caller/Guest]

My brother's been driving it. He lives in Lampasas, so he's had it for the last year.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can tell him to take some of that extra oil field money he's been picking up to make the difference between payoff and the reality because he's the one that did that to you. You're right. All right. Thank you, amy. Go to givemetheven.com calm. Says his buddy's mom used to hand him the DirecTV charges for the nudie charges on TV. Robert in Oklahoma. I love it.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So. So your friend, your friend's mom would hand him the bill and say, this is yours.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

What happened like on that. When we first graduated high school, he was still living at home for a little while and he had job working concrete. And when it would rain or rainy days, they get rained out. So I guess he just get bored and watch porn, order it on DirecTV. It's been 20 years ago and his mom would never say anything. She'd just come in there and hand him the bill and he'd always just pay it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hi.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then she'd take his. Then she'd take his, his T shirt that was standing up on its own in the corner and go wash it for him. You know, the T shirt of life. Okay. 800-872-34.

[Bobbo]

Sounds like she was flexible with a great attitude.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-Radio Go to give me the vin.com if you'd like to sell your car. Remember, if we do not beat your written CarMax offer, just take a quick picture of it. If anybody's over there at carmax is anywhere in the country today, take a picture, send it in to give me the vin.com if we don't beat that current offer, we'll send you a check for 100 bucks.

[Announcer]

Go ahead and crack that natty light, right, because it's morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

That makes sense.

[Announcer]

The John Clay Wolf show presented by gimmetheven.com 800800 radio givein.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Snoop Dogg.

[J.D. Ryan]

Snoop Dogg.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's playing in Dallas Sunday.

[Michael Turley]

Yes, Irvin, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that why you cut all your hair off, Bob? So you go to the show and not get beat up?

[Bobbo]

I ain't going to see.

[Michael Turley]

Come on, Bobbo.

[Bobbo]

I and I. Hey, and here's thing. I love Snoop Dogg, though I'm not the target audience. I love Snoop Dogg.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think you'd be surprised with the target. I think because I'm going To go.

[Bobbo]

Out there and get drunk and get my ass beat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why?

[Michael Turley]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not Crips and Bloods.

[J.D. Ryan]

Everybody doesn't beat up you.

[Bobbo]

Yes it is.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why?

[Bobbo]

Yes it is.

[J.D. Ryan]

So you're going to start trouble, dude.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dude, it's going to be like going to your Steely Dan concerts. It's going to be all the hard pipe hitting brothers from way back that are all cleaned up and square now and make mortgage payments and have grandkids.

[Michael Turley]

Michael's going, it's gonna be me basically out there. It's you know, the early 40s white guy that grew up on doggy style back in high school. I mean this is what we were pumping right here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I bet there's more white people than African American people in the crowd.

[Bobbo]

That's fine. And you guys have a great time.

[Michael Turley]

Come on baba, join me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pre K, you're going.

[Bobbo]

You won't beat in a handgun. Do you remember that time I fell down to do a Walsh concert?

[John Clay Wolf]

I do.

[Bobbo]

How did I look with a. How did I look with a black eye? Because that's what's going to happen, man.

[Michael Turley]

Come join Pre K. Frankie's going to be there. You come join us on the lawn, man. It's going to be a good time.

[J.D. Ryan]

So you're saying Snoop people fight Snoop.

[Caller/Guest]

It's very racist.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's very racist.

[Bobbo]

It's not very racist. No, no, I'm saying they fight me. They're going to fight me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pre K. Yeah, man.

[Michael Turley]

Hell yeah. I'm going. We going to smoke copious amounts of weed there, baby. Bobbo, you ain't got to be scared, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

I thought we were supposed to make you chill.

[Bobbo]

I ain't scared. I ain't scared.

[J.D. Ryan]

You don't fight.

[John Clay Wolf]

It does.

[Michael Turley]

But hey, I'll tell you where the real show is. You know the Pre Pre show is with Pre K tonight.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Michael Turley]

At Maine At Southside here in Fort Worth. I'm gonna be DJing, hosting and maybe.

[John Clay Wolf]

Even doing a little pop up performance. Man.

[Michael Turley]

What's this Main and what Maine at.

[John Clay Wolf]

Southside out here in Fort Worth. Load your date in to the John Clay Wolf show Facebook page so, so your fans can see.

[Michael Turley]

Go to that for show. You would go.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, Absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

No way I would go to this.

[J.D. Ryan]

I would, absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

What would you be doing? I mean I don't understand what a DJ like get if I go. What, what set my expectations.

[Michael Turley]

Well, I'm gonna be playing hella gangster rap. So you know, we, we gonna have hopefully some hoochie mamas in there. You Know, grinding and doing they thing. So, yeah, I'm gonna just be playing the. The music, you know, host and make sure everybody having a good time. Then I'm gonna get out and, you know, show them how to do it. Man, I'm gonna spit a couple of rhymes myself.

[John Clay Wolf]

So is this like the white guys in Animal House walking into the Dexter Lake Club?

[Michael Turley]

What's Animal House?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, is it a. Is it a what? What kind of bar is it?

[Michael Turley]

It's. It's a. It's a. It's a little. Little like more of a venue kind of bar. You know, they got a big old school stage in that thing. He wants to know if white people are welcome.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Michael Turley]

There's going to be hella white folks there, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, Is it going to be like, everybody together? Is it going to be like the sing in Malibu's Most Wanted when he does the battle?

[Michael Turley]

I'm hoping it doesn't end up like that, you know, hopefully they'll fail me a little bit better than that, you know.

[Bobbo]

DJ Prek.

[Kulog (Strip Club DJ)]

Shoot.

[Bobbo]

That's my man.

[Michael Turley]

You going to push this song right here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hold up, baby.

[Michael Turley]

Have you heard this?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bobbo]

Listen.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Michael Turley]

Is it too soon?

[Bobbo]

I'm burning down a blunt like the Notre Dame don't repeat it.

[Satan]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's a little soon.

[Bobbo]

What?

[Michael Turley]

I ain't French.

[John Clay Wolf]

At least you know it's. No, you ain't French. That's one thing we got for sure is you ain't French.

[Michael Turley]

Hey, I apologize in advance if anybody feels offended, but, you know they gonna rebuild that thing. They got billions of dollars invested, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Down the blunt like no.

[John Clay Wolf]

And there's no question that his music's fresh because the. The.

[J.D. Ryan]

The just happened.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ashes are still warm, yeah Calling up.

[Bobbo]

A baby don't know a name Burning down a blunt like It's Notre Dame.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800, 7 2, 3, 4.

[Bobbo]

That's outstanding.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pre K. I ain't French. That was my favorite line of the whole thing. You need to incorporate that into your.

[Michael Turley]

Be a big hip hop weekend on the John Claywood show, Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

So, Baba, what happened to your. Your hair, bud? Where did it go?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Oh, I had my haircut. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I've been growing that hair, like, three years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why did you. I mean, it was looking good. You look like the keyboardist for Leonard Skynyrd.

[Bobbo]

It was. It was looking all right. I just thought it was time to get it off, you know? It finally got long enough to give away. That's why I was doing it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, you were Going to give it away to that cancer.

[Bobbo]

Wigs for kids. There are several organizations I pick with for kids because they don't make the children pay for the hair.

[Michael Turley]

So let me get this straight. Last. Well this past week you had hair, you went out of town with your new friend, your girlfriend, which should we say, come back without hair.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, a little influence. A little influence.

[Bobbo]

And guess who cut it?

[John Clay Wolf]

She did.

[Bobbo]

Annie, huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

So why Babo?

[Bobbo]

It was just time to get it off.

[Michael Turley]

I think you did it because of her.

[Bobbo]

No, she actually didn't. She actually didn't want it.

[John Clay Wolf]

So where did you do the hair? Did you band it up? Rubber bands. And put it in a FedEx and send it to the wig shop? Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's pretty cool.

[Bobbo]

And anybody can do it too, if you can. If, if I could. It took me a long time because I'm an old guy. But you know what the secret to that was?

[John Clay Wolf]

There's not many kids that want gray hair.

[Bobbo]

And somebody told me a long time ago the secret to that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Prenatal vitamins.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is that what it is?

[Bobbo]

Yeah. Yeah. If you'll take pre made prenatal vitamins.

[J.D. Ryan]

Gives you gray hair.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey there.

[Bobbo]

Gives you a faster and it makes you a little bitchy.

[Kulog (Strip Club DJ)]

She.

[Michael Turley]

There could be some weird kid out there now with gray hair.

[J.D. Ryan]

What happened to him? Never mind.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's starting to make jokes about everybody and feeling insecure about everything.

[Michael Turley]

Why did you test positive for pot? I don't understand.

[Bobbo]

Now there were no follicles attached.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, can they dye it so that it'll match the kids hair? Cuz they didn't want to wear your old gray ass hair?

[Bobbo]

I. I honestly think so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did it still smell like smoke?

[Bobbo]

I honestly think so.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can't do anything good without catching.

[Bobbo]

Hell, it smells like carpet actually.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Gray smoky hair. Here you go, kid.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, you look great.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you weren't fixing to die, you will now, right?

[Michael Turley]

I'm just disappointed because that was the. The one last thing you're holding back from the Man. Now you're joining the man.

[Bobbo]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

No. Look at me. I won't even go to the Snoop Dogg show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Show who's Annie?

[Bobbo]

Huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

But you, you would go if Annie wasn't with you.

[Bobbo]

Well, I mean. No, I'd go if Annie was with me because she'll beat your ass.

[John Clay Wolf]

Would she go?

[Bobbo]

She'd be tough when women call in and mess with me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

He's like, would she like me to go over there and beat her ass?

[John Clay Wolf]

Go over where? I mean like I know.

[Bobbo]

I know.

[J.D. Ryan]

She'll find them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I mean, it's just all over the country. There's some guy online, one from North Carolina. She gonna run up there and beat somebody ass.

[Bobbo]

I don't know. I. I don't know. I don't know. She. She's great.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did I tell y' all about the day I came off the elevator and there was a fella sitting there waiting on me?

[J.D. Ryan]

Wait on you? No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just got out of prison. What? Just got out of prison. So I'm getting my car and he's like, next to me.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I never told you this.

[Bobbo]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

And. And I get out. I'll tell you when we come back. Hang on. Yeah. We'll be back in just a second. I'm.

[Announcer]

And now we return to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Check us out. I read about a vegan woman who recently got married and banned all meat eaters from her wedding.

[Announcer]

Hit him up right now. 1-800-800 radio and her friends and family.

[Bobbo]

Like, oh, no, we're not allowed at your vegan wedding.

[Announcer]

Oh, this is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Vegan? I couldn't even imagine.

[Bobbo]

What is that exactly?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't even know what it is. What is it?

[J.D. Ryan]

A vegetable diet.

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't eat milk plant based.

[Bobbo]

I thought that was vegetarian.

[John Clay Wolf]

It gets harder.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, you can't have any.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, eggs.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, eggs. Because that's from an animal.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's from an animal.

[Bobbo]

What?

[J.D. Ryan]

Vegan?

[John Clay Wolf]

Vegan.

[Caller/Guest]

Bobo.

[Bobbo]

Vegan eggs are delicious.

[J.D. Ryan]

So a steak, but you can't have it on a vegan diet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob at 14. Nissan. Is it a. Is it a crew cab or extended cab?

[Caller/Guest]

It's crew cab, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Titan. Is it a Pro 4X? There's four versions. Pro 4X, S, SL, and SV.

[Caller/Guest]

It's an SV.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, and is it a two wheel drive or four wheel drive?

[Caller/Guest]

Two wheel.

[John Clay Wolf]

Two wheel drive. How many miles?

[Caller/Guest]

43. 730.

[John Clay Wolf]

$14,500.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay. Thank you, sir. Y' all have a great day. I love listening to you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Put it in the [e-mail] My computer may offer more. Probably will. I think my computer's smarter than I am at this point.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Domingo has some tacky Mexican jokes. Let's hear it.

[Caller/Guest]

Domingo, what are you doing, brother? I tried to throw one at your screener, but he told me, now that's too racy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. All right. Well, then, I mean, Turley, get ready on the dump button because we may have to dump Domingo Out. Go ahead, Domingo. Well, now.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay, well, what's the difference between a Mexican and adult crossing the street?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know.

[Caller/Guest]

There's skid marks in front of the dog.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, that's not good. That's not funny. The one I see here is funny. It says.

[Caller/Guest]

All right, all right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

Why don't Mexicans. Why can't Mexicans play uno?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know why?

[Caller/Guest]

Because they keep stealing the green card.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's pretty good. Thank you.

[Michael Turley]

It's so weird that his stand up. He's Mexican.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's his deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I mean, there's a lot of guys. I mean, black. The best black comedians are the ones that are telling, you know, black people like this. White people are like, yeah, that's the best. That's the funniest material in the world. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Going to that Snoop Dogg concert. I mean, like, I went to Dave Chappelle.

[Kulog (Strip Club DJ)]

It was.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was all white. It was probably two thirds, one third, but it was. It was. I bet it was the same kind of deal, except everybody stoned it up.

[J.D. Ryan]

He hangs out with Martha Stewart.

[Michael Turley]

He's on. You know, everybody's got a list of artists they want to see. I know it's strange, but he's on my list. Yeah, He in that 90s album, doggy style was iconic for hip hop. I mean, it's huge. It's sold over 11 million records now at this time across the world. So I mean, it's. It's stupid.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, he really has grown over the years. Quite a body of work. You know, the new movie with Matty McG's coming out pretty soon.

[Michael Turley]

Soon. He's had huge influence in the hip.

[Bobbo]

Hop, but he's still. He still has room for the little guy or the little girls because you got. Are you guys aware that YouTube is loaded up with these makeup instructional videos?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bobbo]

Snoop Dogg actually lent his voice to one of these ladies.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, this is a makeup video?

[Bobbo]

Yeah. Oh, I like this part right here when she do the little black on the outside.

[John Clay Wolf]

My essay.

[Bobbo]

Homegirls used to do that all the time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sorry to interrupt. Snoop, I'm so sorry. Can you hear me, Snoop? Snoop, I hear you. I'm just hoping that you're liking the look so far, but I have a feeling that what I'm about to do is gonna make you proud. I am about to smoke that liner out. I'll join you. Mm. That was awful. We're taking this black shadow right here, and we're Smoking it out. Smoke it out, baby.

[Bobbo]

For me, what she means by smoke it out is not what I'm doing right now. It's like giving it an outer layer.

[John Clay Wolf]

To where it looks like it has.

[Bobbo]

Different layers to it, as if smoke was alive.

[Michael Turley]

I mean, that's when you know you've smoked a lot of weed.

[J.D. Ryan]

When you're voiced over, that's when you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Know you've gone soft.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, he ain't. He ain't.

[John Clay Wolf]

This.

[Michael Turley]

That's for sure. No, but he never was, really.

[J.D. Ryan]

So I wonder if his concert is going to be partly comedy and partly music.

[Michael Turley]

Now he's supposed to be doing this whole doggy style album.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

From. So this is his Eagles. This is his reunion tour before he dies.

[Michael Turley]

I don't know if he's dying. Come on, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Geez. Well, I mean, all these classic rockers. He's a classic hip hopper, this.

[Michael Turley]

You know what? Yes, he is classic hip hop.

[John Clay Wolf]

N.W.A. do a tour after the movie.

[Michael Turley]

No, they're all too rich.

[John Clay Wolf]

They can't get together.

[Michael Turley]

Well, and Easy's dead.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but they could find him. His son is good. Easy son's fine.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, but it's just, you know, Easy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bought his way into that deal. I mean, if you really think about it, he was the money man. He. He fronted all the money for this. Yeah. And since he was paying for it all, he got his spot on. On a song, and he winds up being the best one of all of them. No, people would argue that Dre is better than. I loved Easy. I think he's awesome.

[Michael Turley]

Well, he was a good.

[John Clay Wolf]

That voice.

[Michael Turley]

Dre is different because he could produce.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Michael Turley]

I mean, he's one of the best producers out there. But Easy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

His. His lyrics is hip hop. Yeah, And Cuba's good, too, with lyrics, too.

[Bobbo]

Yo, Dre, I got something to say.

[J.D. Ryan]

I just think the Snoop show would be the best place to watch people ever come.

[Michael Turley]

J.D. sunday.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sunday.

[Michael Turley]

Yes. Where is it, Irving? It's at the Toyota Music Factory.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know we're all nationwide, but. Okay, go ahead. What papa?

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-234. 800. God damn it. 800, 800 radio. 800-800-7234. I got a G.D. holy, man. I don't know what I did.

[Bobbo]

Really. John, you need to have a natter day.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's a natty day? A natter day.

[Bobbo]

You didn't see Natter Days? No, I put a picture on the. On the show webpage. Got a lot of response. I'm in Alabama with Annie.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, I had a Friend this week that died from being a natty light alcoholic. 30 a day. Is that funny? Is that funny to you?

[Satan]

A little.

[John Clay Wolf]

You think that's real?

[Bobbo]

A little, yeah.

[Michael Turley]

30 a day.

[Bobbo]

Nobody. 30 pack nobody held an assault weapon to his head and said, drink that beer.

[John Clay Wolf]

But he was so enthralled with your natty stories that he took it too seriously and you killed him.

[Bobbo]

So I'm in Alabama. I'm in Alabama. You can look at the John Clay Wolf Show's Facebook page and see this. Did you guys see this?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's your fault, Bobbo.

[Bobbo]

I'm shopping and there's a natural light box. It's a case, and the handle is facing me on the shelf. Okay. And it's pink and yellow. And I thought, what? And I took it out, and the box has got, like, pink flamingos on it. And they're called Natter Days, for people who like strawberry lemonade and drinking beer.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, I'm serious. Here's. There's a. It's on the John Clay Wolfshow Facebook page.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Natter Days, they call them. And they're made by natural light. Made by Anheuser Busch, St. Louis, Missouri. And it's like. You remember malt ducks? Yeah. Back in the day. Mickey's like a flavored beer.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's called Malt liquor Bud.

[Bobbo]

These are just like that, and they actually go down really smooth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it malt?

[Bobbo]

No, it's. It's a natural light. But it's a strawberry lemonade natural light.

[Michael Turley]

So is it kind of like the burrito? They have that out there. Bud lights. Got the margarita, beer.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is so stupid. I can't believe we're even talking about it.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm gonna talk about anything.

[Bobbo]

Anyway, if you guys look on the John Clay Wolf Show's Facebook page, you'll see.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm sorry about your friends.

[Michael Turley]

It's gotta be disgusting, though. Strawberry and beer.

[Bobbo]

Good. No, it's really good. It's really good. I drank five of them between Muscle Shoals and Huntsville. Going to see the Doobie Brothers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who was driving?

[Bobbo]

Annie.

[John Clay Wolf]

DJ Prek has something to say.

[Michael Turley]

You know what I used to do that was really good? Get you a 40. A 40, I should say. And post some orange juice in that thing. And you got a brass monkey going, baby.

[Bobbo]

That funky monkey show.

[Michael Turley]

Nuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

You guys are hard up for a good time. Is that.

[Michael Turley]

Is that the key, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that is the punch I remember. We're buying motorcycles and RVs. This is the time of year. You know, Jeep, sports cars, all that kind of stuff. We're in springtime. Spring has sprung and we're at the top of it. What are you pointing at?

[Michael Turley]

Rush Limbaugh.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah. Rush, Rush, Rush. Give me the vin.com.

[Bobbo]

Just tell them get. Give me three cases. John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, yes.

[Bobbo]

Can you hear me, hoss?

[John Clay Wolf]

I hear you. How are you, Rush? How's Southern Florida, Mr. West Palm doing?

[Bobbo]

Really good. Really good. My friends at. Can I mention a brand name?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

My friends at Anheuser Busch, St. Louis, Missouri, my old hometown, have come up with that. Bobo was just talking about. The natter days. My natural light. Have you seen them?

[J.D. Ryan]

Is that one of your deals?

[Bobbo]

You got this guy on your program, the world's biggest son of a bitch.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

That's a great bit, by the way.

[John Clay Wolf]

We need to play one of those on the way out.

[Bobbo]

Sometimes they sound like they're about you, John. I'm not making any name. You guys have got to try these Strawberry lemonade natural lights. Yeah, at first they're very different, but once you get the down about 15 of them, you really can see where they're going with this. Outstanding. I bet. I haven't. I haven't been this drunk since yesterday afternoon. Drunk ass. Dawn would love these things.

[Michael Turley]

While you listen to the show, the.

[Bobbo]

Guy in your program. Sure, I listen to the show. I gotta get back. But look, when I'm. When I'm on other people's programs.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

And this is absolutely true, and I hate radio people. I get off the show and they immediately start talking trash about a rushbow. What's the deal?

[John Clay Wolf]

The deal is, is that we're out of time. How much time do we really have? We have 120 left. So rush, I want you to come back in hour number five after this. Everyone that I'm going to lose. There's a couple of stations that are going down right now. Dallas being one of them, the Buzz in Houston being one of them. Remember, you can stream us online hour number five@john claywolf.com. just click the Listen live link. Houston guys, you can jump over to ESPN 9075 and catch our number five Vegas. We've got the. We were losing the live guys, but the replay is going to be going on for a while because you're two hours behind us and the podcast will go up at 1 o'. Clock. Let's play a Greatest Son of a for new listeners that don't know what the hell we're talking about.

[Bobbo]

When his first wife left him, he banged her mom on principle after getting a cash Settlement from an unfortunate auto collision. He blew all the money on a home theater, a King Ranch diesel, a new hunting lease, and a whole lot of beer. He claims to have hurt his back on the job at the age of 28. At 50, he's still on disabilities. He is the world's biggest son of a bitch. Hey, man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do, make mine a natty lot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tall boy.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, buddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bakersfield, California. Can you hang on for a second?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on just a second. Bakersfield, Palm Springs, California. Can you hang on for a second? Okay, we'll be right back. 800-807-234 hour number five. Coming up.

[Announcer]

From the Wolf radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

And this isn't good. Down in Florida, a man pretending to.

[Caller/Guest]

Be a police officer was arrested after.

[John Clay Wolf]

He pulled over an actual undercover cop.

[Announcer]

Call John toll free. Cheap bastards. 1, 800, 800 radio. 800, 800 radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

It got worse when the fake cop tried to get out of it by.

[Bobbo]

Pretending to be a stripper. He's like, no, you're under for being too sexy now.

[Announcer]

John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

I had a lot of listener comments last week about racist dogs. You remember that bit we did?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, Dogs.

[Michael Turley]

We've solved problems in America.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, that's right. There are racist racists.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so a guy just reminded us. I didn't tell the story about when I was met outside the studio by a guy that just got out of prison. How long did this happen? Six months ago.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, that explains the security guy you've had. You never did say why he hangs out with.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, I forgot. I didn't say anything to me because I didn't want to spook my old lady.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, you know, the guy was plenty nice. I'm not trying to say, but. But it could have gone startling. Yes, like that. So I was. I was. I got off the elevator, got in my car, and then the fella next to me was waving me, and I rolled my window down. He's like. Like, are you John? I was like, yeah. He said, I really need to talk to you. He got out of the car and came around and I got out and started talking to him. And he'd been listening to us for years. He's been in the pen. He wants to come work for us. Huge fan of the show. Just wanted to say hi and meet me. And I was like. I said, Roy was right there. I was like, hey, man, I mean, if you want a driver job, there's There's Roy right there. Go get one.

[Satan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

But. But yeah, it startled me.

[Kulog (Strip Club DJ)]

Shut him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah. I mean, it wasn't. I mean, he was fine.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're very trusting, though.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

I've seen you do that before with other people in the parking lot where you just walk up to cars of people you don't really know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Now I know why you have a security guy that follows you around a little bit.

[Michael Turley]

Well, there's many reasons why we have one now, too. Well, incidents in the downstairs office.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, we've had that as well.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So angry, angry spouse.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know, you've made it radio when you have security.

[Bobbo]

You know, back in the day, I met a lot of women that. That way.

[J.D. Ryan]

I bet you did.

[Bobbo]

How I just walk out of the studio. I used to do, you know, midnight to 6:00am yeah. Walk out of the studio at 6, 6:30 in the morning. There they are. You know, Haven, what are you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Baba. Was that Reba? Was that. Is that how you met Reba McIntyre?

[Bobbo]

No, no, that was. That was actually. That was on the clock. I mean, that was.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's.

[Bobbo]

That's the reason I was so professional about that time.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, Reba has. Did you know that she married a Blackstock from Burleson? Not black stock, but blasting Blackstock normal. And Kelly. Kelly Clarkson married her Blackstock stepson.

[J.D. Ryan]

I didn't know that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't know. It's funny. Blackstock. But yeah, yeah. Norvale.

[Bobbo]

Her husband at the time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is his last name Blackstock?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[Caller/Guest]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Norvel Barlison. And that's Kelly Clarkson's husband's father.

[J.D. Ryan]

Small damn world.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep, sure is. Drunk Ass Don, you got an opinion on natter days.

[Caller/Guest]

My brother? I tell you what, I've never tried them, but it sounds like it sounds like it would suck. My palate is more refined than that, brother.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are you drinking today? What are you drinking today?

[Caller/Guest]

Vodka and ginger ale.

[John Clay Wolf]

What kind of vodka?

[Caller/Guest]

And I'm about. And I'm about. And I'm about to take a shot for you. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, everybody get. Take a funnel. Take it, take it. Take a double. All right. Cheers to Drunk Ass Don, everybody.

[Bobbo]

I'm telling you, Drunk Ass Don, till you try these things, man. I was. I was pleasantly surprised as well.

[J.D. Ryan]

Are you getting paid for this?

[Bobbo]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Boy.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Promoting it awfully.

[Bobbo]

I'm just. I'm. I'm an investigative guy.

[J.D. Ryan]

And here's the link on the John Cleveland Facebook page.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, there happens to be one up there now, too.

[Bobbo]

Oh, really?

[J.D. Ryan]

If you go.

[Bobbo]

If you Know the beer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Donate now to Bobbo.

[Bobbo]

If you know the beer aisle at Walmart as well as I know the beer aisle at Walmart, you see a box that's a case of beers and says natural light on it and it's pink and it's got a giant flamingo on the outside and it says strawberry lemonade. Drinking beer.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

You're gonna try it? Yeah. Good.

[J.D. Ryan]

What's the website? Just get it out of the way.

[Bobbo]

Anheuser busch.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

I would like to know what percentage of AB's sales are net or natty branded products. It might be heavier than you think. It's the real alcoholic. I mean it's. It's kid beer or alcoholics beer that's looking for a bargain.

[Bobbo]

Dude, I love them. I mean when I go to. You remember Alamo Drafthouse, we had our listener appreciation party. They have something there called pecan porter. That's kind of a dark porter and you can just see it emulsify the glass. It's beautiful. So I know about, you know, craft beer. Okay, I know about them. But my go to beer. Natty Lack tall boy. Six pack.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Bobbo]

627. That's what I pay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have the right buzz at the end of that six served halls?

[Bobbo]

I absolutely do. Every time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that where you know you need to hit the break at the end of that? Because technically that would be. Would that be eight beers or seven?

[Bobbo]

It's six.

[John Clay Wolf]

Six tall. The talls.

[Bobbo]

16 times six.

[John Clay Wolf]

So four times six.

[Bobbo]

96.

[John Clay Wolf]

24 extra ounces.

[Bobbo]

96 ounces. Ounces of delicious natural life.

[John Clay Wolf]

Listen to what I'm saying. How many extra ounces are you getting out of tall boys? And do a regular 12 ounce.

[Bobbo]

Four each.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so four times six, 24 ounces. And it's a 12 ounce. So it's two beers. So it's eight beers.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So eight beers is your perfect place.

[Bobbo]

No, six tall boys. Because four ounces per, that's just enough to piss you off.

[John Clay Wolf]

I understand. But the ounce, I mean it means just massive. Let's be legit. I'm not saying I don't like the taste of it, but the drunkenness comes off of the math and the alcohol content. So you're taking eight 12 ounce beers or six 16 ounce beers?

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

So eight 12 ounce beers is where your good spot is?

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

And these, these don't come in tall boys? I don't think so. You have to actually drink eight of them.

[John Clay Wolf]

I had six 12 ounce beers last night.

[Caller/Guest]

Night.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that was my Good spot.

[Bobbo]

There you go.

[Michael Turley]

What's your go to?

[J.D. Ryan]

I found a funny. Real quick stat on Nady lied. You want this time of day purchased? Are you ready? The number one 30 num. Number one is in the afternoon. 39. Number two in the morning. 14 wow. Of Natty Light is purchased in the morning. Only 5% at late at night. That's a morning beer.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? I mean you've turned in. Now that you're into your fancy schmancy stuff, you turned into like a beer snob and a wine snob back when you were a real guy. One of us.

[Michael Turley]

No, I mean is for go to beer. It's Bud Light platinum for me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Platinum?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Bud Light platinum. Platinum about it.

[Bobbo]

Cuz he just likes to pay $4 more. Six.

[Michael Turley]

Well.

[John Clay Wolf]

And a beer snob.

[Michael Turley]

Well, no, cuz it's got higher alcohol content.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it?

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. They're 6.8, right?

[Michael Turley]

Six, two.

[John Clay Wolf]

So if you drink 12 Miller Lights. Bud Lights. Is that. I didn't say 12, I meant six.

[Michael Turley]

Six.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that your norm?

[Michael Turley]

No, I can't get. I mean if I get that far, I'm. I'm almost sleeping there. Yeah, I'm good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And jd, Back when you were drinking, what was your dosage for vodka?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, vodka, yeah. Started off with beer in the nightclubs. Then I kind of switched over to crown. I went through a crown phase. Then at the end it was vodka and I could knock out.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, let's start at your crown phase before the switch.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. You know the. The smaller bottles. Not the. Not the handle, but the smaller bottles. I could do that every day and a half or two days.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

And then the big. Then I went to the big bottles of vodka and that was the big. The hand, the big handle. And that was 75.

[Bobbo]

Hold on.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, it was about every three days. Two and a half.

[Bobbo]

Three days. Hold on. So a fifth of Crown Royal lasted you for two. Two days.

[J.D. Ryan]

Two to three days.

[Bobbo]

You were really restraining yourself, huh?

[J.D. Ryan]

I guess.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think so.

[J.D. Ryan]

That was pretty.

[Michael Turley]

I had mine for like powerful days. Six months?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

That's insane. That's. That's one day's worth of whiskey, boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, we've got everybody in the state of Louisiana on hold right now. 800, 800. Seven two, three, four. I have eight people from Louisiana on the board right now. David, you have questions from South Africa. Louisiana.

[Caller/Guest]

Bobo.

[Bobbo]

Yo.

[Caller/Guest]

Where do you buy six packs of 25s? Because you know the natties don't come in 24s anymore.

[Bobbo]

The. The Natter Days do 24 pack. And they're 1698.

[Caller/Guest]

What you say? Hey, man, we don't have them in our Walmart.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, what city you stay.

[Bobbo]

My, my condolences.

[Caller/Guest]

Patterson, Louisiana.

[John Clay Wolf]

And where would that be?

[Caller/Guest]

I've been listening. I've been listening to you guys for about a year now. And it's amazing. I wake up looking forward to Saturday morning. Thank you all.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Thank you.

[Bobbo]

Happy to help.

[John Clay Wolf]

Happy to help. Richard in New Orleans.

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

An 18 Silverado extended cab diesel, four wheel drive. Is that right or is it gas?

[Caller/Guest]

No, it's gas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let me do this one. I hate to do this, but I'm gonna have to ask so many questions and think so hard. I don't want to think that hard because I'm getting tired. Do you mind going and just taking your license plate? Take your license plate Number, go to givemetheven.com, take your license plate number, dump it in the box, hit go. And then click a couple of buttons and hit go. And that's it. It'll throw a number out and we'll work on it when I get off the air.

[Satan]

You got it?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's that easy. It's so stupid.

[Caller/Guest]

Sounds good to me.

[John Clay Wolf]

When I built this site, I was like, okay, I'm a lazy bastard and my attention span is zero.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I have a feeling that the people that listen to us are similar. So I want to create a form that is so short we are that. That they won't get. You know, don't you hate those web forms where you like, click one, you go to the next page, then the next page and then the next page? No, this thing's like, give me the damn VIN number, the damn miles, you son of a bitch. And press go. And here's the damn number.

[Caller/Guest]

Come on, Bobby.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we just try to keep it clean like that.

[Michael Turley]

Give me the damn vin.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just keep it. Just get to work.

[Michael Turley]

Press go. Son of a bitch.

[John Clay Wolf]

Steve in Nevada, man. Hundred. I'm telling you, these hundred thousand mile V dubs, they bring nada. They just, they have no, no value. On the flip side, because they. I have friends. I have two friends that own Volkswagen dealerships and they make more money in their service department. They make four times the money in their service department than they do their sales department at the VW dealerships. Why? Because the motors fall out of all of them. And a lot of people are dumb enough to put a new motor in them at $4,800 or, or $7,500.

[Bobbo]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

So that's what you know and that reputation has gotten there. He's got a. He's got an 09 EOS Turbo with 125. Steve, you there? You've been on hold so long you forgot you were there.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, I'm here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, sure. The car is worth fifteen hundred dollars.

[Caller/Guest]

No way.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hear you. All right, I'm sorry.

[Caller/Guest]

You know they stopped making them. I know they made them for 10 years. And every time I go in, I had actually one of our. My service writer here in Henderson, Autumn offered me $5,500 and that was too low. They stopped making them. People want them. I made them for 10 years. 06.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna get. I'm gonna. I'm gonna throw science and math back at you. So last week, go for it. Palm beach, you could have bought one with a hundred and twenty two thousand miles on it in black for two thousand one hundred dollars. Last week in Dallas, Texas, one with a hundred and nine thousand miles on it, you could have bought for 1700. One in San Francisco at near you, eight hours from you. April 6, 2019, 101 on the clock. $2,600. Atlanta, Georgia, April 14, $2400. 98,000 miles. Pensacola, Florida. $2,600. 86,000 miles.

[J.D. Ryan]

Miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cincinnati, Ohio. $3,200. 65,000 miles. So your guy wherever needs to. You need to go buy one of those cars and sell them to his ass.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, so I've got, I've got some numbers too. So Kai pulled up the, the Carfax on it, my bin, all that stuff. 6, 600 is what they're telling me.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what they're talking about.

[Caller/Guest]

I'm talking between 55 and 7 Kelly blue balls, man. Kelly Blue Book.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kelly blue balls. Why do they call her Kelly Blue Balls? For the exact reason she never puts out. I'm talking about transactions. I'm talking about deals that happen, not deals that people were talking about. I'm talking money changing hands, hammer getting dropped, smoke in the air, done deals between 1700 and 30. $200. Six of them in the past six weeks. That's all. I go by the cash mark market. 800, 800.

[J.D. Ryan]

They could have more than 55 making them because everybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not saying he's dumb, man. And there, there's a. It's not about being stupid. It's just. There's no stupidity. It's just we're professionals and we're in the trade. We deal in a cash commodity and I go off the commodity spot price. I pay over for the commodity spot price, because I can sell them a little bit higher than most in the wholesale world.

[Bobbo]

You damn right. Well, reality is reality. It.

[Michael Turley]

You do you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Matthew McConaughey. Good morning.

[J.D. Ryan]

He just seen it.

[Bobbo]

A wonderful state legislator. Buster down here to talk to y'.

[Satan]

All.

[Bobbo]

It sounds a little like, hey, you know what? Somebody. Somebody thinks they. They know what it's what's worth because of Kelly Blue balls. Hey, I'm gonna need my auto trader. I seen one for 58 here. Okay. You out in the stratosphere, buddy.

[Satan]

List price.

[Bobbo]

Put that rubber on the road, John Claywolf.

[Satan]

All right?

[Bobbo]

You just keep doing whatever Johnny Wolf wants to do, is what I say.

[John Clay Wolf]

And when. When is the next election? Are you in? In 20. Are you voted in right now? Are you in office?

[Bobbo]

It's two year. Two year tour. Two year tour.

[John Clay Wolf]

And are you on or off right now?

[Bobbo]

We're gonna come back out.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, so you're not in right now?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, I'm in. Okay, I'm in. But I mean, it's Saturday, so you're in power. Yeah. Hang around up cow town. Scooter Boot, you know, Polar polish the brass.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go see Vanilla Ice at Billy Bob's.

[Bobbo]

Get her done.

[Michael Turley]

Vanilla Ice at Billy.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was at Billy Bob. So three weeks ago. That's when you know everything's true.

[Bobbo]

That's why. That's actually why I came.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know, I interviewed him when he was doing his TV show, and he's really a smart guy. He really is.

[John Clay Wolf]

His niece works for us. I still talk to her all the time. She's not. She's on a maternal leave. Wait, there'd be parental. What is it? Maternity leave? And then his wife. What would you. You call wife leave? When. When you get married to a guy that's got enough money that you don't have to work?

[J.D. Ryan]

That's called quitting.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. Vanilla Ice was the third choice after Matthew McConaughey and me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Bobbo]

To advertise him.

[J.D. Ryan]

Lincolns did not really.

[Bobbo]

He was. Yeah, he's going to be Vanilla Ice. Lincoln.

[Caller/Guest]

Man.

[Bobbo]

I can't say it. I can't say it.

[J.D. Ryan]

I can't either.

[Bobbo]

You know Vanilla Ice, you know, more like under pressure.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, right, like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, wait, Buster Dicks, would you mind taking us out?

[Bobbo]

I tell y' all what. Don't go nowhere. Keep yourself straight and clean. And we'll be back with more John Clay Wolf after this right here.

[Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up now. 800800 radio now.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, I'm looped up.

[Announcer]

John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

My daughter 15 was the one who picked up the song list this week.

[Bobbo]

Oh, did she really? She did. Good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Tell her there's another. There are other songs by elo. I got No, I got a letter.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get her on the phone and tell.

[Bobbo]

Her I got a letter from Jeff Lynn and he said if we play that song for a bumper one more time this year and it's only April, that we're going to have to pay royalties.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I'll tell her. So where is Randy? We got it. We. We've got a fella on in Oklahoma. Brian, it's funny you mentioned where's Randy? Cuz Charlie was saying during the break we need to gather Randy up and see what he's doing. All right, we're going to have him. I'll let you ask him. What's going on? Brandy, one of your fans is on the phone.

[Kulog (Strip Club DJ)]

Hey, guys, what's going on?

[Caller/Guest]

Hey, man, I'm just cruising around looking for mustangs. I just wonder what's going on with the thing. Where you at?

[Kulog (Strip Club DJ)]

How you cooking for mushrooms?

[John Clay Wolf]

Mustang parts. Mustang parts?

[Caller/Guest]

Oh yeah. I'm looking for mushrooms up here in Oklahoma.

[Kulog (Strip Club DJ)]

Mushrooms are crazy. Mushrooms are crazy. Yeah, I went and see my cousin Kevin. My cousin Kevin lives out in the country. He was out there. He's looking. He's looking at cow manure. I said, hey, that's, that's whack. Why you look at cow flops? He said that's where the mushrooms grow. And he picked a bunch of them. We went home and washed them off and ate them and just hide in the bejesus bell. Mushrooms are crazy. I climbed upon a roof.

[Caller/Guest]

No, not them. Down the mushrooms, Randy.

[Kulog (Strip Club DJ)]

Anyway, what the hell do you want?

[Caller/Guest]

I just wonder where he was at. Oh, wonder what happened with you and squirrels going on this week.

[Kulog (Strip Club DJ)]

I'm looking to make a little bed on the NHL. You know anything about it? Yep, I made a lot of money last week. Hey, that Easter bunny job is pretty good.

[J.D. Ryan]

What?

[Kulog (Strip Club DJ)]

I was an Easter bunny at the pet sale.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, yeah, but you had an Easter bunny. What?

[Kulog (Strip Club DJ)]

I was the Easter bunny.

[J.D. Ryan]

You were the Easter Bunny?

[Kulog (Strip Club DJ)]

Yeah, I wear the bunny costume.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why would they have you be the Easter bunny?

[Kulog (Strip Club DJ)]

Well. Cause last guy was too fat. He couldn't fit in the costume. He's possum, but it fit me good boy, I got a lot of tips. And I'll tell you what, a lot of those kids come to petting zoo, right? Got some good looking Mamas.

[J.D. Ryan]

I bet they do.

[Kulog (Strip Club DJ)]

I think the ones that their daddies are still around, sure. Probably don't settle for the petting zoo, but those single mamas.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, yes.

[Kulog (Strip Club DJ)]

Yeah, buddy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, buddy.

[Kulog (Strip Club DJ)]

Got a lot of tips. Got a lot of eggs, too. And they pay you a pound of cashews per hour.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, really Nuts.

[Kulog (Strip Club DJ)]

It's union job.

[J.D. Ryan]

I didn't know that.

[Kulog (Strip Club DJ)]

Yeah, I got it from my friend Rusty Contract. It doesn't say anything.

[Bobbo]

Sure.

[Kulog (Strip Club DJ)]

Christmas. He said, well, you know, I got the Easter bird jobs. I said, oh, yeah? He go, yeah. I went, got it. Good job.

[J.D. Ryan]

You got to get.

[Kulog (Strip Club DJ)]

Anyway. Hey, stay off the mushrooms, man. It's bad for you. I just. They're not going to hurt you. In fact, I'm on them right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, see y' all later. See you, Randy.

[Bobbo]

Bye.

[J.D. Ryan]

Bye. Bye.

[John Clay Wolf]

I. I want to ask Rush about mushrooms. Rush, are you still around? Florida on the istn.

[Bobbo]

There he is. John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

About the mushrooms. The evil psilocybin.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, don't start talking about evil stuff. I can get you on the phone with Satan right now.

[Bobbo]

That's a serious. That's a serious drug, the mushrooms. I try to, you know, maybe six, maybe seven times a year, I'll do the mushrooms.

[J.D. Ryan]

And that is all of all the stuff you take. Mushrooms are serious. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

My friend Jimmy Buffett turned me on to these things back in 78 mushrooms when he was 50 and I was 49. And those were good times. Good, good, good times.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

You know, it's true what they say, and not everybody likes the country music, but that Eagles music really makes a lot more sense on the mushrooms.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's really.

[Satan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

I mean, and if you can't find any peyote, just take the mushrooms.

[J.D. Ryan]

Coming from you. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

There's a. There's a Domino's I use here in lovely West Palm Beach.

[Satan]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

That will actually put the psychedelic mushrooms on my pie.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't believe that at all.

[Bobbo]

Now, they don't do that for everyone. No. And they don't charge extra. No. You know I have a deal with Domino's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure.

[Bobbo]

Because no one out pizzas the dominoes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rush. At 68 years old, you'd think you'd be slowing down at the party in a bit.

[Bobbo]

Ah, hell no. That's. But look, that's what happens when you slow down, when you stop, when you start changing things, trying to be healthy. That will kill you.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's true.

[Bobbo]

Just. Just look at DJ.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. J.D. you're right.

[Bobbo]

DJ Ryan.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's killing me here.

[John Clay Wolf]

My stepfather was A card carrying alcoholic up in Greenwich, Connecticut.

[Bobbo]

Lived until.

[John Clay Wolf]

Till he was about 80. But what got him was when he stopped.

[Bobbo]

Yep, 8s good. How the hell. Who wants to live, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

But he stopped drinking at 79 and, and the doctors actually told him to start drinking again. He was having alcoholic seizures.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh yeah, he can.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And then he died.

[J.D. Ryan]

That doesn't mean keep drinking alcohol. That means. Doesn't mean keep drinking alcohol because you're having fun seizures. Oh yeah. Go back to it. A gallon a day is good for you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, my grandfather smoked Pall Mall non filters. And in, in the hospital when he didn't have any and his hair started falling out, the doctor brought him some smokes. There you go.

[Bobbo]

That's. That's one thing that'll definitely not, not kill you too.

[J.D. Ryan]

What?

[Bobbo]

Smoking those non filters. Oh yeah. I go for a. Just a straight Marlboro 100.

[J.D. Ryan]

You smoke too?

[Bobbo]

Well, not publicly. Not, not. Not that, you know. No, but sure. Having these, these new natter days from Anheuser Bush. St. Louis, Missouri.

[J.D. Ryan]

You and Baba are both plugging these things.

[Bobbo]

You wanna act, but no, that's a great place for a moral borough. 100.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get, say, get Turley. Get Satan on the phone.

[Bobbo]

It's a good time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Satan. Lord Satan. We've got Rush Limbaugh talking about all his drug problems and. Yeah, and, and you're the one that invented mushrooms, right?

[Satan]

Well, I had a lot to do with the discovery of those things. See Mushrooms. In the old days, when the old man put everything together first, there was nothing.

[Bobbo]

The void.

[Satan]

Like I'm Star Trek the void.

[J.D. Ryan]

Got it.

[Satan]

No one in space can hear you scream.

[J.D. Ryan]

Got it.

[Satan]

So there's nothing. So he builds the lane in the water and then he makes every kind of plan imaginary. And he did this. I know they say seven days, but that's a bit of a dramatic license. Sure. For thousands and hundreds of thousands of years, all he did was botany. Different plants and things. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Once you get into it, it really is.

[Satan]

Consuming the mushroom though, as a living plant was a really different kind of duck, you know, and they were cool, but really no fun at all. So then he made the animals.

[John Clay Wolf]

Animals.

[Bobbo]

Sure.

[Satan]

And I thought, you know, I've got, I've got an idea. Sure, I've got an idea. He made plants, then he made animals. And then he made people. And then I slipped something into the mushrooms.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, you did. Kind of made him special.

[Satan]

That's what. That's me. Of all the stuff people blame on me. You're welcome.

[J.D. Ryan]

Got it. God made Him. But you made him special, right? Right.

[Satan]

So hope you had a good four.

[Michael Turley]

420 and.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, Jimmy Buffett came out on 420 with his new line of marijuana, coral reefer. Is it going to be a medical marijuana? He's going to start out in Florida. So obviously you had nothing to do with marijuana, right? No, that's all.

[Satan]

God, no. And though I. I like Buffett a lot, but he's gonna. He's gonna go out and act like he invented marijuana.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Satan]

It's like he invented the margarita, the cheeseburger, and, you know, Buffett needs to get off his damn high horse.

[Michael Turley]

Wow.

[J.D. Ryan]

Coming from the devil.

[Satan]

Well, who made the cheeseburger? Who invented the cheeseburger?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not sure.

[Satan]

You know, the old man. Oh, God. When he made all. You know, he made cows. Yeah. And then he made. Then he made people.

[J.D. Ryan]

Jimmy just sings about him. He didn't really make it up.

[Satan]

People like the milk, you know, and people like the beef, but nobody ever crushed it all the hell up and put it on a sandwich.

[J.D. Ryan]

True.

[Satan]

That was me, boy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wow, I did not know.

[Caller/Guest]

You're welcome.

[Satan]

Anyway, I was going to say, if you had a good 420 for all you guys who were inside about the mushrooms, 520 is going to be a lot better.

[J.D. Ryan]

See you, buddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

See you around.

[Bobbo]

Jeezy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Creeps me out, that Satan, he's a mean bastard.

[J.D. Ryan]

Lottery. Lottery numbers from him. Nick time. Sometimes. See, I wish never know.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Oh, my gosh. Seth McFarlane's Walk of Fame speech.

[Michael Turley]

Yes, you got it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bobbo here.

[Bobbo]

Quite outstanding. Yeah. Seth McFarland finally got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. You guys know that thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, Donald Trump has one, Bill Cosby has one, John has one.

[Bobbo]

And he gave a really thoughtful speech honoring previous recipients.

[John Clay Wolf]

I realize that I am privileged and humbled to take my place among a great many Hollywood notables whose names also adorn this Walk of Fame. Hollywood legends such as Donald Trump, Kevin Spacey, Michael Jackson and Bill Cosby. And I have to ask, am I worthy?

[Bobbo]

Oh, he's a snarky bastard, man, that Seth McFarland. I love it.

[Michael Turley]

Now, I've heard you pay for that star.

[J.D. Ryan]

You do.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's not. It's not really an honor at all. You buy it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Really? Yeah.

[Bobbo]

It's a PR thing.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's a PR thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

I had no idea.

[J.D. Ryan]

When you walk up and down the Hollywood, there are tons of people you've never heard of that. Are on the walk of fame.

[Michael Turley]

I cracked my skull on Emilio Estevez star.

[J.D. Ryan]

Was that.

[Michael Turley]

No, I was drunk.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, well, good for you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of all the places I woke up, how many tall boys had you had?

[Michael Turley]

Oh, there was a lot. It was actually, yeah, too many. And I woke up with this scar in the back of my head.

[John Clay Wolf]

You see it now?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, yeah, that was from then the shape of 10 state 10 staples I had put in my head.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Emilio. Esther.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you just got drunk and fell down or did you get a fight or.

[Michael Turley]

No, I got plowed and I just blacked out, I guess. We were goofing off, walking back to the hotel. There's a little hole in the wall bar. And all of a sudden I woke up and I remember hold my head hurting and there's one of my friends is running down the street yelling, 911-911. So we're going into the hotel and I started throwing up and they took me to the emergency room and wow, staples on my head. Yeah, that was fun time.

[Bobbo]

You were cussed, dude.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, yeah, I was. Yeah, it was bad.

[Bobbo]

You know, that's. That's why you're so cool though, man. Because anybody else would have sued the ass off of Emilio F. Devez.

[J.D. Ryan]

Can't see the correlation.

[John Clay Wolf]

The real can't. You know what I haven't done in a long time is done just the afternoon drinking thing in New Orleans on Bourbon Street. That's a good time.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, it is.

[J.D. Ryan]

Last time you did that, you ended up in a gay bar seeing things you said you never wanted to see again.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't go to the gay bar. Somebody walked past it. Oh, just looking in.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, just looking in.

[John Clay Wolf]

There were. There were acts of man to man love on open air on the bar. Unbelievable. Unbelievable. Got excited, J.D.

[Bobbo]

Getting excited.

[J.D. Ryan]

Tell me more, Terry.

[Bobbo]

But that's the adventure of life. You know, it's not going to hurt you. You just. You be where you are, John. I'm. I'm with you. Are we doing that?

[J.D. Ryan]

I think you two should.

[John Clay Wolf]

We will. We will. I know we botched that deal down in South Louisiana last football season. We've got to do something this time. There's no doubt about it. Football season. No football season. We just got to do it.

[Bobbo]

Love our Batman.

[John Clay Wolf]

My name is John Clay Wolf, and we do love our South Louisiana guys and every everybody else. Midland, Texas, this bud's for you. We'll be back in just a minute.

[Announcer]

We now return to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let'S, let's, let's think with our big head, not a little head.

[Announcer]

Call in 800-800-RADIO.

[J.D. Ryan]

I like to see a happy ending now.

[Announcer]

John Clay Wolf.

[Kulog (Strip Club DJ)]

Papa.

[John Clay Wolf]

What the hell were you talking about? The food you kicked. You cooked for your children.

[Bobbo]

Amali.

[John Clay Wolf]

Amali.

[Bobbo]

Amali.

[John Clay Wolf]

A M or a Molly?

[Bobbo]

Molly.

[Michael Turley]

Not the drug.

[Bobbo]

It's called a Molly. M O L L Y. My aunt Jeanette, when I was. When I was a bachelor, my aunt Jeanette used to buy me appliances for the kitchen. And one thing she bought me when I was like 20 was a sandwich maker maker.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

A plug in folding sandwich maker.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, like a George Foreman grill on top and bottom.

[Bobbo]

No, this was a sandwich maker. It would. It would put the little seashell design on the bread and cut it diagonally.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

So, okay, a Molly is wheat bread. Okay. With black forest ham and Swiss cheese and apple butter. No, I'm telling you. And you, you make it a sandwich maker. And it's nice and warm and toasty.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Okay. Now, you know, dip it in ranch dressing that's been mixed with bacon bits. Like fake dry bacon bits. You make your own, you know, sauce with this? Yeah. Ranch and bacon bits.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Bobbo]

It's delicious. My kids used to love these things.

[John Clay Wolf]

And why did you name it a Molly?

[Bobbo]

Well, you gotta name it something because.

[Michael Turley]

He was stoned out of his mind and it just happened to be the first thing that came to his head. Because that's a great stoner food, right?

[Bobbo]

I like to concoct. And they really are delicious, man. The apple butter and the Swiss cheese go just, just perfectly. And then you slap it with some bacon ranch, bam. And it goes pow. In your mouth. And the kids eat them in like four seconds. And everybody's really happy.

[Michael Turley]

I don't know if this is true, but I bet you there's a stoner cookbook out there because everybody has to be.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you know what?

[Michael Turley]

Some of it's not bad. It's actually pretty good stuff. But you know, like Rice Krispie treats with cinnamon toast crunch on the top.

[J.D. Ryan]

That sounds good.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Donnie and Arlington, good morning.

[Caller/Guest]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hello.

[Caller/Guest]

Hey. I got a 2017 Lariat, F250, power stroke, crew cab. Got sunroof, leather, all that stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

Long, better. What's a short if it's an F250? So it's got how many miles?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, 65, 000. Excellent condition on outside. Got a few scratches inside the bed. Got replacement bumpers, front and rear. Ranch hand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. 44 grand should put her down. Oh, 65, 000 miles. Not 20, not 25. You. You keep your foot in it. I mean, some is only two years old. Where you going?

[J.D. Ryan]

Where you going?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, I just riding around looking like this. But I was hoping to get a little bit more money than that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I may go 45. Send me some pictures.

[Caller/Guest]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll hook it up. I've had a bunch of them hook me up here like that. Yeah, hook me up.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, like I did right here.

[Bobbo]

800.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hi. Yeah, 800. 800. Seven, two, three, four. I wouldn't mind. Is Reverend Charles in the other room? I wouldn't mind getting a little prayer out of him this morning.

[J.D. Ryan]

It'd be nice.

[Michael Turley]

He did have a big Easter weekend, so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Reverend, come here. Yes, you quit eating them sandwiches. Get over here.

[Bobbo]

Brother John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

So nice to meet your fellowship on a Saturday. That's a beautiful Saturday. It is.

[John Clay Wolf]

You like that, that food spread over there? You've been over there grazing for 45 minutes now.

[Bobbo]

Now, now, now. You on the whole nationwide.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobbo]

I hope the weather everywhere your radio station be playing be having as good a weather we having here. This is so nice.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's beautiful.

[Bobbo]

I came out this morning. Pray with me, children.

[J.D. Ryan]

I pray, Lord.

[Bobbo]

I came out this morning and I seen the neighbors got little. Little bitty, pretty little ducks in that yard. Jumping that kiddie pool and swimming. Mama teaches him how they're swimming. And there's a little ugly one blessed heart. Little, ugly, ugly little brown duck walks funny. It only got one eye and he.

[Caller/Guest]

He.

[Bobbo]

He can't climb in the pool. He with the.

[Kulog (Strip Club DJ)]

He.

[Bobbo]

What the biology might call a special duck got in the road and somebody hit him with a truck. No, but he survived. He survived, but his bill is a little bent up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no.

[Bobbo]

But that's what he needed because his bill now had just a little bit of a hook shape on the left. He used that to pull himself into the pool and swim with the little duck. Brothers and sisters. So next time life hand you a bowl of pickup truck, you just say to yourself, you know, instead of saying, what the duck.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[Bobbo]

Thank you, God. Thank you. God didn't kill me. And next time, if you do, you see him in the prayer of the game. Amen.

[Caller/Guest]

Lord.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lord, I've got a listener in Amarillo calling me out on my intel. Intel on my car since. Let's see, Colton and Amarillo. Yes, sir. You there? Yeah, I see the note here. It says that you were telling pre K. Ford does make a long bed, F250. You has two of them now. What year? What year model?

[Caller/Guest]

I've got 95, 73, and a 20076 liter.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, and I agree with you. However, if you drill into the 2017 new body, you will not find the long bed in an xlt or in a lariat or a King Ranch version. And that's what he had, a 17 lariat. So face in your face. I win. Keep working on it. Call me back when you think you can stump the chump. Love you. 800-800-7 2, 3. He's just too damn close to Oklahoma. He can't help it. Those are hard, hard, hard brothers up there in Oklahoma. Speaking of Lawton, Oklahoma, good morning.

[Caller/Guest]

Hey, good morning.

[Bobbo]

How's it going?

[John Clay Wolf]

We're having fun wrapping it up.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, yeah, I hear. Well, I'm just kind of testing the waters here. I got a 2013 Ram 1500, good condition. A scratch, too, on the outside. Interior is pretty decent. Could use a little TLC to get some stains out.

[John Clay Wolf]

But do me a favor. Just go to Overall on your phone. Just go to givemethevin.com, dump your license plate in there. The computer will B it immediately, and I won't have to think about it. I'm just feeling. I'm. I'm just getting tired. I'm just tired. I'm just tired.

[Bobbo]

But that's. That's the one, though.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's not.

[Bobbo]

If I had. I mean, If I had 2013, 1500 Dodge, I don't think I'd work.

[John Clay Wolf]

Brent Peace. Snoop Dog has a recipe book.

[Michael Turley]

Does he?

[Caller/Guest]

He sure does. The best recipe book out there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really.

[Caller/Guest]

A lot of special ingredients. Yeah, he sure does.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like what?

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, it's a lot of everything. A lot of everything. And with a lot of, you know, a lot of marijuana ingredients. Look it up. Okay, look.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you do in Pecos? Do you live in Pecos?

[Caller/Guest]

I tramp. At the moment, I'm in the oil field. Transport crude.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is the new Rainbow Bar a real place in Pecos, Texas?

[Caller/Guest]

I've never seen it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Because there's a Charlie Robinson song called Loving County. I sat in my car at the new Rainbow Bar and he's talking about Pecos, and I just wondered if it was real.

[Bobbo]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Snoop Dogg from Crook to Cook. Platinum Recipes from the dog's kitchen.

[Michael Turley]

So book now. But that's how to cook with pot, I imagine.

[J.D. Ryan]

Probably.

[Michael Turley]

It's not just. Those aren't just the munchies type. That would be my guess.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. Bachelor Food. Yeah, and I got a hundred of those recipes, man. I raised four kids on that crap I used to eat. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, I see on here Paul Stanley's interview. How long is it?

[Michael Turley]

That was not very long at all from Kiss.

[John Clay Wolf]

He says, stanley, everybody, thank you so much for coming out. We're rocking that ass tonight. KISS style. Crazy Gene over there on the base. Look at that hair and those plugs, it's awesome. Mickey Mouse, I mean that's like Mickey Mouse voice. Let's hear him.

[Bobbo]

I pursued fame as a way to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Compensate for a lot of insecurities. I was born death on my right side and I had a birth defect. I had what's called name is Gene Simmons on his right side. That's his birth defect.

[Bobbo]

Not having an ear, having a crumpled mass of cartilage. When you have something physical that sets you apart from people, it makes you the target of unrelenting scrutiny and sometimes ridicule. And quite honestly, for me, the idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of becoming famous was a way to.

[Bobbo]

Push it in people's faces and go, you see? You should have been nicer to me. I never knew.

[John Clay Wolf]

Boy, that's a real downer. Bob, you have any more inspiring clips that are fun to listen to?

[Bobbo]

Did you know that? No, but it is inspiring. He's famous, he's Paul Stanley. You feel good you made fun of him now. Bastard.

[John Clay Wolf]

Old one eared rock roll has been floppy. I'm Paul Stanley.

[Bobbo]

You did it better before, man. You did it, but you were like a, like the super nerd.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I was just off of the KISS show, so I had a good, a good reflection of what he sounded like. I was just surprised when he was standing. We're gonna play our asses off.

[Bobbo]

And I've got a tiny little thing and I've got makeup on my face.

[John Clay Wolf]

And this is my friend Gene and he's the badass.

[Bobbo]

I think we got clips of that, don't we Charlie? No, I saved drops of that.

[Michael Turley]

I didn't pull it for here because.

[Bobbo]

John does so few voices.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's the true.

[Bobbo]

When you do, man, you do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well. Wants to know why you're so tired this morning. Drunk ass Tracy. Drunk ass Tracy's probably cuz I had six beers last night. I'm. And I'm just. I don't know, I don't have a good.

[Caller/Guest]

You had with six beers, that's all.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's like, I had that before breakfast, man. I understand, thank you.

[Caller/Guest]

I'm just concerned about how talk well why you're so tired, that's all.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not tired. I'm like, oh, my God, I'm so tired. I'm just. I'm just kind of dragging ass, that's all. Just dragging ass a little bit.

[Caller/Guest]

I get that. I get it. I get it. I get it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think I just need to get some hair of the dog. I didn't have a dog bite me.

[Bobbo]

But I had one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Growling. Yeah, I do. I, I. I do a better. I do a better show. Hungover. There's no question. I. I didn't get drunk enough is what's wrong with it. Because then I'd show up here high on the hangover, and I run hard for about three hours in the last two hours. Then the last two hours, I'm like, hey, Bobbo, come up with another character so I don't have to talk. Hey, baba, what else you got?

[J.D. Ryan]

I had that on the way to the beer store.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where's Wilbur? Or make up somebody new so I don't have to talk anymore. Wilbur. What's that? What's the janitor guy's name? That's a country retard.

[Bobbo]

His name was Narvell, wasn't it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Narvell Atterbury.

[Michael Turley]

He's not special.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's he do?

[Michael Turley]

I don't know. What has he been up to? Oh, there he is. Hey, Narvele.

[Bobbo]

Hey, you guys.

[Michael Turley]

Hey, Narville.

[Bobbo]

We had a good Easter, despite the donkey incident.

[J.D. Ryan]

What happened with the donkey? I don't want you to want to talk about it.

[Bobbo]

My brother Bill.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, you do want to talk about it.

[Bobbo]

You know, he been on this building for a little while. Since 2011.

[J.D. Ryan]

Did not.

[Bobbo]

And he takes these oxycodones.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, he does.

[Bobbo]

He has great big horse pill.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, they are big.

[Bobbo]

And I don't want to be judgmental, but you will. Cause I'll have a little sarsaparilla sometimes. But those things make him loop.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, they will.

[Bobbo]

He drove his truck right into a pack of donkeys.

[J.D. Ryan]

A pack of donkeys belonged to old.

[Bobbo]

Man Kimball down here.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bobbo]

And one of them. Y', all, please don't kill nobody. One of them got embedded in the tailgate of his old truck. And Bill bringing home.

[J.D. Ryan]

And he won't leave.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, Hang on, hang on. Narvel, D.J. can you hear me? Grab this guy's information. The one with the 08 Saturn Sky Red Line with 2000 miles. We're not gonna have time for it because we got 30 seconds left, but I'd like to buy his car. Go ahead, Nerv, Would you put a bit on a donkey, I would. What? What kind of donkey?

[Bobbo]

I never thought I'd say this, but there really is too much ass at the house.

[J.D. Ryan]

Too much stolen donkey.

[Bobbo]

Give me the ass dot com.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll give 500 for a donkey cuz it's yours.

[Bobbo]

Sold.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, bring the trailer. Keep the coyotes off. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars on the radio. Forgive me the vin.com. if we don't beat your carmax off, we'll send you a check for $100. Other than that, I'll see you right here on the radio next Saturday morning, 8:00am Bye.

[Bobbo]

Out.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm out. Back to the money. Time is money. Let's get it.