#203 John Clay Wolfe Show 06.15.19

Summary

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The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #203 (06.15.19)

Aired: February 16, 2026

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Episode Overview

This lively episode of The John Clay Wolfe Show delivers the usual whirlwind blend of irreverent car talk, sharp banter about pop culture and current events, and that uniquely unfiltered humor listeners both love and fear. The crew dives deep into everything from car auctions and kooky sales tactics to Canadian basketball angst, political sendups, and the joys (and pitfalls) of broadcast barter deals. Amidst absurd stories, edgy jokes, and the trademark interplay between John Clay Wolfe, Bobbo, J.D. Ryan, Michael Turley, and various colorful callers, the show tackles themes of fatherhood, trust, business, and the thrills and stress of "out-of-your-head" entertainment.

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Key Discussion Points & Segment Highlights

1. Weekend Updates & the Potato Diet (00:49–03:30)

• J.D. Ryan jokes about being a "big deal" after losing 7 lbs on the infamous potato diet—prompting ribbing from the team and a recurring thread about diets and body image.
• He shares excitement over receiving a form letter from the White House, allegedly signed by Trump, after inviting him on the show—a source of comedic skepticism.
• Banter ensues about the authenticity of the letter, with Bobbo and John speculating whether it’s actually from Donald Trump or Don Jr., poking fun at political fandom.

Notable Quote:
“I got a letter yesterday from the White House … ‘Thank you for your support. I am confident that together we will continue...’ He didn’t say anything about my request to come on.”
— J.D. Ryan (03:02)

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2. Political Parody & Cultural Commentary (03:30–14:49)

• The show’s cast runs a comedic simulation with characters like “Rush Limbaugh”, “Satan”, and Bobbo doing impressions and providing over-the-top commentary about current political events, particularly around Trump's administration, Kellyanne Conway, and Sarah Sanders’ resignation.
• Extended jokes about Sarah Sanders’ “lazy eye,” English cuckoldry, and sexual undercurrents, plus a recurring callback to the song "Lazy Eye" by Silversun Pickups (10:01–10:43).
• Critique of the American presidency, campaign rules, and the oddity of political celebrity culture, all handled through the satirical, improv-heavy style the show is known for.

Notable Moments:

• “Grab ’em by the lazy eye. You heard it here first.”
  — John Clay Wolfe (15:47)

• Running joke about European men—and Englishmen in particular—being “cuckoldy” (07:46–09:06).

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3. Car Talk, Buying & Selling Shenanigans (16:46–24:31)

• A block devoted to what's hot at the car auctions; John details recent sales of luxury vehicles (“Porsches, Rolls, Wraiths, McLarens, Ferraris”) and the unpredictability of profits and losses in the wholesale auto business.
• Exposes the competitive “betting” nature of car buying/selling and rails against CarMax’s standardized approach versus the show’s more personalized, flexible methods.
• Live caller action: Negotiation with callers trying to sell their used vehicles (Ford F-150, Ford Expedition, etc.), with John scrutinizing every detail—mileage, rust, value—and infusing humor into every deal.

Notable Quote:
“We buy and sell cars. GiveMeTheVIN.com … we’re basically car betters. Kind of like sports betters.”
— John Clay Wolfe (17:49)

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4. Barrage of Barter and Bad Trades (88:00–94:30, 119:03–121:00)

• John vents about the pitfalls of on-air barter deals and radio promotion trades, lamenting offers like $10,000 in free ad time for $500 worth of bar tabs and sandwich discounts.
• Jokes about careless barter management, asks for qualified barter/sales talent, and offers up the recurring “give me the VIN” mantra.

Notable Quotes:
“If you want to sleep right, go to Mattress Firm.”
— Bobbo (93:49)
“We’re giving guys network and inventory for 20% off. This is the dumbest S I’ve ever heard of in my life.”
— John Clay Wolfe (119:03)

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5. Car Auctions as High-Stakes Theatre (101:22–109:46)

• Behind-the-scenes look into the chaos and adrenaline of car auctions: John likens himself to a ringleader, needing to be “half-ass crazy” to manage millions in moving inventory.
• Audio clips of live auction banter, including chiding his own team for painting shortcuts, intentionally selling cheap to “chum the water,” and the logic behind accepting losses for long-term market momentum.

Notable Quote:
“You gotta be crazy, basically.”
— Michael Turley (109:46)
“You gotta create so much energy just to keep everyone’s attention and keep the momentum... We’re moving $10 million worth of merchandise in three hours.”
— John Clay Wolfe (102:21)

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6. Fatherhood, Drinking, and Trust (67:13–141:46)

• With Father’s Day approaching, John riffs on his ideal “get rid of my kids” celebration, strip club plans, Vegas excursions, and his wife’s easygoing “your pick” attitude (68:14–70:28).
• Panel shares deeply personal and comic tales about teaching teens to drink responsibly, the merits and risks of trust, and generational angst.
• Spirited debate: Is Bobbo’s adult drinking really his devout Catholic parents' fault? Did parental repression fuel rebellion? J.D. and the rest weigh in, sometimes sincerely, mostly tongue-in-cheek.

Notable Quotes:
“That's the great irony of Father's Day... What do you want to do?”
— Bobbo (73:29)
“You trust her. That's huge, dude. You can't tell you how huge that is.”
— J.D. Ryan (136:14)

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7. The Bart Reagor/Rager Car Dealer Meltdown (74:06–98:00)

• John delivers a scathing and hilarious expose of the downfall of Bart Rager, a notorious West Texas car dealer. Reagor’s over-the-top motivational sales meeting audio is played (“OPM! Other People’s Money!”).
• Colorful analogies to Wall Street, Enron, and "Glengarry Glen Ross” alongside critique of shady car dealership practices and the naivete of banks failing to see fraud coming.

Notable Quotes:
“He is the definition of all of the personality disorders that you can come up with.”
— John Clay Wolfe (74:40)
“I think everybody ought to just go whip his ass. How about OPM that bitch?”
— John Clay Wolfe (97:48)

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8. Rivalries, Canadian Victories, and Listener Feuds (27:54–56:33)

• After the Toronto Raptors’ NBA championship, John and crew roast Canada relentlessly—mocking Toronto, sports expansion, the cultural gap, Drake, and existential confusion about why Canada should participate in American leagues.
• Listeners call in from Canada and the U.S. to spar with the crew and inject local color, local insults, and a brief basketball history lesson.

Notable Quotes:
“I mean, what the hell is Canada doing in the National Basketball Association?”
— John Clay Wolfe (55:19)
“Drake's good... but what does he have to do with the NBA?”
— John Clay Wolfe (56:24)

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9. Meta-Reflection on Entertainment & Going “Out-of-Your-Head” (131:26–133:32)

• The team muses on the link between the energy level required to truly engage an audience and the fine line between genius and insanity, comparing peak on-air performance to a "drug habit".
• J.D. confesses to being “the calm one” during the legendary Dallas radio wars—while drinking daily.

Notable Quotes:
“In order to perform to a level that stimulates everybody, you have to be out of your freaking head.”
— John Clay Wolfe (131:44)
“Little bit crazy... part of the magic of entertainment sometimes is a little bit crazy.”
— J.D. Ryan (160:17)

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10. Callers, Pranks, and Classic Segments (Throughout)

• Regular listeners call to barter cars, swap stories, or get hilariously bamboozled by Turley; notable repeat characters include Tricky Dick, Drunk-Ass Tracy, and “officer” misidentifications.
• Return of classic show bits, music parodies ("I Buy the Cars" song – 129:25), and badge-of-honor contests like "Car Man of the Week" (165:25).
• Bobbo falls asleep live on air—prompting a round of jokes and playbacks of his authentic snoring (78:46–80:52).

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

| Timestamp | Quote | Speaker | |-------------|------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|---------------------| | 03:02 | “Thank you for your support. I am confident that together we will continue...” | J.D. Ryan | | 15:47 | “Grab ’em by the lazy eye. You heard it here first.” | John Clay Wolfe | | 17:49 | “We buy and sell cars. GiveMeTheVIN.com … we’re basically car betters.” | John Clay Wolfe | | 74:40 | “He is the definition of all of the personality disorders that you can come up with.”| John Clay Wolfe | | 109:46 | “You gotta be crazy, basically.” | Michael Turley | | 131:44 | “...to perform to a level that stimulates everybody, you have to be out of your head.”| John Clay Wolfe | | 73:29 | “That's the great irony of Father's day... What do you want to do?” | Bobbo | | 15:47 | “Grab 'em by the lazy eye.” | John Clay Wolfe | | 160:17 | “Magic of entertainment sometimes is a little bit crazy.” | J.D. Ryan |

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• 00:49 — Weekend banter, diets, and White House form letter
• 03:30 — Satirical “Rush Limbaugh” call, Sanders/Conway resignations
• 10:01 — "Lazy Eye" by Silversun Pickups/sexual politics riff
• 16:46 — Car auction report, luxury cars, profits & losses
• 24:31 — Selling caller’s cars, live on air
• 67:13 — Father’s Day, Vegas plans, fatherhood
• 74:06 — The Bart Rager dealer scandal
• 109:46 — Live auction approach, risk management
• 131:26 — Artistic madness and entertainment, being "out of your head"
• 160:17 — Discussion of creativity, mental health, and radio careers

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The Show’s Rhythm & Tone

• Unfiltered, rapid-fire, free-associative: The show bounces from serious to ridiculous, from business strategy to sexual innuendo.
• Satirical, self-aware, and conversational: Even the wildest moments are laced with meta-commentary about the show itself, the car business, and American culture.
• Irreverent and politically incorrect: Few topics are off limits, but the crew keeps it just inside the boundaries for FCC.

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For New Listeners

Expect to be swept along by the banter—this show is a mix of Howard Stern for car enthusiasts, Saturday Night Live for dealership insiders, and a little bit of biker bar philosophy. And for those who stick around, you’ll find plenty of running gags, listener participation, and advice (car-related or not) you probably won’t hear anywhere else.

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Transcript

[John Clay Wolf]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio Studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show, presented by gimmetheven.com.

Dad said hurry up and get in the car, you booger face.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

You know you can't play games on me. I played them with you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio. 800, 800 radio.

Keeping it classy right here on the radio this Saturday morning.

[Michael Turley]

There you go. Good job.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's a big boy.

[Michael Turley]

Yes, you can edit yourself.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now.

John Clay Wolfe.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Step into Saturday. Hey, it's nice to see you. It's your Uncle Bobbo here in the big chair on this morning's edition of the John Clay Wolf Show. There's my friend J.D. ryan.

[Caller/Guest]

Good morning, Papo.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're lovely this morning.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

What's going on in your world, old buddy?

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, I'm kind of a big deal today. I'm kind of excited.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, you are?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Yeah. But you're always a big deal to me.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, but I'm a big, big deal this morning. And I know you're jealous, but have.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

You lost five pounds?

[J.D. Ryan]

Nope, nope, nope. Lost seven pounds. But that's not the point.

[Michael Turley]

On the potato diet.

[J.D. Ryan]

On the potato diet, exactly.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not kidding.

[J.D. Ryan]

You going for 50.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

What's the potato diet?

[J.D. Ryan]

It's eat potatoes. Go Google it, man. You know, Penn and Teller? The fat one. Not the little one that doesn't talk, but the other one. Sure, sure. He lost over £100. On the potato diet. Yeah, that's the guy.

[Michael Turley]

For those that don't know, J.D. has tried every diet known to man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Every diet except the one.

[J.D. Ryan]

The one with the GHC or hcc. The one where you don't eat anything at all. That one.

[Michael Turley]

That one that's coming up.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's coming up.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

The Karen Carpenter diet.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, the. No, the potato diet's working. No, no, it's working.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Unbelievable.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's working.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

And that makes you a big deal now?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. The letter I got makes me a big deal. I got a letter here, the Idaho Potato Corporation letter from the White House.

[John Clay Wolf]

You did?

[J.D. Ryan]

You're jealous.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

You're just.

[Michael Turley]

Wait, wait. Did you turn 102?

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[Michael Turley]

That's what they get.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

When you turn 100, you get a letter.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, no, this is even better. I sent Donald Trump a note about three weeks ago, and I said, hey, you know what? We're on big 100 in Washington D.C. saturday mornings. Would you like to come on and chat with us just for a few minutes? He's just kind of a wild card he might have done it.

[Michael Turley]

Okay, and so you really believe that he got.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's signed, dude. I got a letter yesterday from the White House and It says Dear Mr. Ryan. And the whole thing.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

That's a. That's a stamp.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's not a stamp. It's a. I got it. No, it's not.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

It says Don Jr.

[J.D. Ryan]

It does not.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

You've got the wrong Donald. You're Ms. Donald.

[J.D. Ryan]

My president sent me a letter. What did your president give you crappy health care?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

He's my president.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's not your president.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

He is my president. We all got the same president.

[J.D. Ryan]

He called me and told me he's.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Not be a partisan hack.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what did he say?

[Michael Turley]

Is he gonna do it?

[J.D. Ryan]

He says, Dear Mr. Ryan, thank you for taking the time to write to me. You see, he meant him. To me, your kind words and steadfast support mean a great deal. Every day I'm working to uphold the values we cherish and to better serve the American people.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

The values we cherish.

[J.D. Ryan]

My administration is focused on promoting freedom and opportunity so that the nation continues to thrive. Thank you for your support. I am confident that together we will continue. We didn't say anything about my request to come on.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, cuz he was busy. Get Rush on the phone with us. He's always there. Rush, you there?

[Caller/Guest]

Rush?

[J.D. Ryan]

Rush?

[Michael Turley]

Wake him up.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

He's.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is early for us, I know it. Rush, you old drunk. You old pill head drunk. Rush who? Rush, pick up the phone. Rush.

[J.D. Ryan]

What?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Sarah?

[J.D. Ryan]

Sarah, what's. Sarah?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

John Wolf?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, good morning, Josh. It's Saturday. You're still fat, but you're on the radio.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

What are you doing in my ISDN? 8 o' clock in the damn morning? What's. What's the deal, ace?

[John Clay Wolf]

We woke you up. I mean, JD's talking about Trump and I wanted your. I wanted your advice.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm excited because I got a letter.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

From Donald J. Trump.

[J.D. Ryan]

June 13, 2019. Dear Mr. Ryan and the whole thing here about the country. I requested him come on our show and chat, and I didn't get a real direct response.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Oh, that's a. Congratulations.

[J.D. Ryan]

Thank you.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Did you check the signature closely? Yes, John.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, it's kind of hard to read.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

It's a little illegible, but that's how he signs. A businessman sign. Do you see the small dot near the end? Yeah, that's A few weeks ago, Jared Kushner suggested that Don Jr. Take over correspondence.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, no, he's for all White House requests.

[Satan (Prince of Darkness)]

This is Donald.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

But look what the letter you got was probably from Don Jr. And he writes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, he does.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

He's not too terribly wordy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, says right here, dear Mr. Ryan. So it comes from the white. It's there. Stationary. Shut up.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Yeah. See the president.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. You just woke him up.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

If he written you a letter.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

He would have said, Dear flashy J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, he was.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

He nicknames everyone, did he?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, I didn't think of that.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

I'm a little.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'd have a name, wouldn't I?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Just waking up this morning. Are you sure you didn't use all that mescaline that I sent you?

[J.D. Ryan]

You didn't send me anything.

[Satan (Prince of Darkness)]

Oh.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

When you call this early, I make sure and get right on the ball. I'm a little down these days.

[J.D. Ryan]

Where are you?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

But look what they're not now. They're picking on the women in the administration.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now he's waking up.

[Satan (Prince of Darkness)]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's feeling this platform come under his feet.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

There's a rules committee that has advised our esteemed leader, Donald J. Trump, to fire Kellyanne Conway.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's that all about? Why, apparently, losing two bitches in one week is hard on a brother.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Thank you very much for saying that. I wasn't sure how I wanted to put it.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's beautiful.

[Satan (Prince of Darkness)]

She's.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

There's something called the Hatch Rule where you can't talk about politics during an election.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

If you were a state employee. Now, of course, politicians can do it. Campaign people can do it.

[Caller/Guest]

Right.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

By media. Yellow bastards.

[John Clay Wolf]

Am I a drive by media?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Do it constantly.

[Satan (Prince of Darkness)]

Now you're.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

You're more of a radio guy.

[J.D. Ryan]

We asked the president to come on and talk with us. He didn't do it yet.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Well, he's down. He's sad. Let me tell you, fellas, despite the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bug eyes, losing two in one week is hard on the brother.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

And Kellyanne Conway is a beauty mark. That is a. We haven't seen that one that time in. In politics since Heather Graham in Boogie Nights. Roller girl.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was the best visual that you've laid out for me in a while.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

And then. And then, as if that weren't enough punishment for the wicked, Sarah Sanders is leaving as press secretary right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you believe that?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Lazy eye and all.

[J.D. Ryan]

Jeez. Would you stop it? You have no right to speak to her that way, you fat.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

You were taking me wrong because I've been in love with Sara. Sarah Sanders, Lazy Eye since she came to office. You're getting me wrong. That Lazy Eyes are.

[John Clay Wolf]

Come on, Charlie. Do you have that song we could play for Rush by The Silver Sun Pickups.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, I don't know if he knows that song, but that's a great callback by you there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Great. Thank you. There's. Go ahead. We'll find it while. While you're talking.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

That's absolutely true. That lazy eye. Let me tell you something, my friend, okay?

[Caller/Guest]

There's.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

There's a certain. And jealousy feels bad primarily, but there's always a bit of excitement there. You know, the English are big about this. They. They like to watch their. Their wives getting it on with other fellows.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, they.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

I don't know if you've heard of that. It's true. Now this is very popular in England.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, it's not.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Especially since World War II. When you. When you look at Sarah Sanders Huckabee, right? And you're in the room with her, right? That lazy eyes gliding over just a little more nine o' clock than two.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's not either.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

And you. And it. You can't help but it enters your mind, hey, she's looking at another fellow. You get it just excites me. I'm gonna miss her. I'm gonna miss her.

[John Clay Wolf]

Terrible rush. Are you a cuck?

[Satan (Prince of Darkness)]

A cook?

[John Clay Wolf]

A cuck?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

I'm not sure what that means.

[J.D. Ryan]

See you.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Oh, a cuckold. Yes, cuckold. I think in. In certain vernacularies, a cuck is a totally different thing. I didn't know you did that kind of show.

[J.D. Ryan]

We don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

So are you saying in Europe that. That the men are more cuckoldy than the ones in the U.S. it's a very big thing. You.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

You can. You can substantiate this? Jd. Look at jd.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, look at. Look at his flowered shirt.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Look online.

[Satan (Prince of Darkness)]

Look online.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

You can find Pornhub.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Redtube.com. good one. Got it all.

[J.D. Ryan]

Free elephant list.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

And just search it. You'll find it. All English guys and all the. By the way, most of the men of those videos.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Are great, big, tall. Other than Caucasian fellas, I don't know what the fascination is.

[Michael Turley]

Do they have lazy eyes? I'm trying to get back to what.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

They never show the faces of the men in these videos.

[Satan (Prince of Darkness)]

I don't know why.

[J.D. Ryan]

She's just going to Arkansas to be the governor.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

I swear to God, I saw one the other the other day and they never show the face. But I swear, I. I really do think it was Wesley Snipes.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it wasn't.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

I think it was.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no.

[J.D. Ryan]

You just.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no. I had a white girlfriend. Here we go.

[J.D. Ryan]

That had to go there.

[John Clay Wolf]

That claimed that she did something with Wesley Snipes at a Playboy Mansion party.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Well, of course she did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, don't lose my. I'm still down. Okay. Yeah. Is it possible Turley's playing the Silver sun pickups, Lazy Eye in the background? It's kind of an underground song. It was a hit for a minute, but it's a pretty good one.

[Caller/Guest]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's the song to Sarah Sanders Huckabee.

[Michael Turley]

This is what they're gonna play when she goes.

[John Clay Wolf]

When she's driving instead of eastbound and down or Westbound and Down, the Smokey the Bandit song taking her back to Arkansas. They're gonna play A Lazy Eye by the Silver. You can turn it up a little bit so everybody get a taste. Is this the chorus?

[Michael Turley]

It's building up to it.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are we talking about? Cuckolds?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. You're talking about a white girl.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wesley Snipes. Yeah. She said she screwed Wesley Snipes.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

And was this believable?

[J.D. Ryan]

Was it someone that could be in.

[John Clay Wolf]

That definitely turned me off Rush. That was the point. It did opposite for me. It did the opposite for me. When I found out that. That she made love with Wesley Snipes. I, I, the. The Cuckold experience. I felt like I was, you know, maybe introduced into that world. When I just heard about it, I ran like a little.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

How do you compete for that?

[John Clay Wolf]

He's a Texan. He's the accidental racist.

[Satan (Prince of Darkness)]

He's a.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

He's a big star. And I. And I don't mean popular.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. You don't want your. That person you're talking about to be a star to be a bigger deal than you are. No, that's not what you want.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think he was a very, very, very big deal.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Sarah Sanders, on the way out, and I think she's. She's on her way to being.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have sex with Wesley Snipes.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

No, I wouldn't doubt it.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, no, no. Take anything else away from this show today?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I don't know if that's what, you know what they say about those girls from Arkansas. Was she city or country?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Was she something that she did? Knock that right eye out of whack. That's all I'm saying.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's got a broad shoulder. Turn my mic on.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

No, she's moving on to. To become a correspondent with the Fox News Network.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you think that Donald J. Trump felt like I felt when Callie told me that she slept with Wesley Snipes and that he and Sarah Sanders Huckabee Got drunk and she told Donald J. Trump about her night with Wesley Snipes. And it turned him off. And he said that you need to go.

[Satan (Prince of Darkness)]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

My name is John Clay Wolf, and I buy cars on the radio. The number is 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Good morning, Washington, D.C. this is the Silver sun pickups. And we all will be here for the next three hours.

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show.

The rich white guy that just drinks his ass off. You're a racist.

Hit him up right now. 1-800-800-RODE.

What kind of fun can you have with girls?

This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

Is this the Tube Snake boogie?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rush. Rush, come back. He's still here. He won't go away.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

I got. But jump. I was just about to jump into the shower.

[John Clay Wolf]

Were you gonna do the Tube Snake boogie in your marble shower?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

You got me all figured out. I'm too old for that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you like ZZ Top?

[Satan (Prince of Darkness)]

We're not.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

That's a. That's a new Jelly.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's that new band that just got done with Disney and now they're going on their own.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

I'm not aware.

[John Clay Wolf]

Simon Cowell's new label.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

One of the three Amigos.

[John Clay Wolf]

Anyway, when we were out a moment ago, we were talking about Sarah Huckabee leaving. And we're talking about Kellyanne Conway, people wanting her to leave. And I made the comment that it's hard on a brother to lose two gals in one week.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Absolutely. Absolutely right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we had a theory that she had an affair with Wesley Snipes and that's why she was leaving the White House. That was incorrect. That was false.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

I suggested nothing of the sort. I'm just saying that. Lazy Eye.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about you?

[J.D. Ryan]

Stop it.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

I just find it's weirdly attractive when you look at a woman and she's looking right at you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

And I've been in a room with her, and she's looking right at you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

And the one on the right just begins to slide a little bit. Little west. And you think you're obvious. Your obvious first instinct is, but she's looking at someone else.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, she's.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Look. She's looking at Lion Ted.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Lion Ted.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

I love her even more. It was just like Donald, our esteemed president's father, Mr. Trump, said, Grab him by the lazy eye.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, he never. No.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Wow.

[Michael Turley]

I remember hearing that quote.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Because you're a star. I want to do anything.

[Satan (Prince of Darkness)]

Really.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Grab him by the lazy eye.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stop. I got it. I Got it. Rush, I got your joke.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

I just became aware of a possible double entendre there.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that the first time you've ever made a joke on the air?

[J.D. Ryan]

I think so.

[John Clay Wolf]

A real, like, legitimate joke?

[Satan (Prince of Darkness)]

No, no.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

First time since 1983. Those were a good time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Grab him by the lazy eye. You know, he got. So imagine. Grab him by the pee. And that was. Did that come out three months before the election day? You know, whoever was sitting on that audio tape.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, forever was just waiting, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

And waiting like a serial killer.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Waiting for her to come out of that bar and get into his car. Ted Bundy, wrapping, wrapping his arm with, with fiberglass in the cast, as if.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

There was any doubt. And, and if there was, for you, dear listener, then you've forgotten that the tape was being sat on by NBC News. So there you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Grab him by the lazy eye. You heard it here first. Rush Limbaugh, thank you for joining me.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

On the Excellence in Broadcasting Network talent on loan from God.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Good morning, Maryland, Virginia. My name is John Clay Wolf and we buy cars on the radio. Actually, we sell them up. We sell them at the Mannheim auto auction in PA right outside of Lancaster. It's about hour and 45 up the street. And yesterday we had a lot, 422 were sold and we, we sold more up there yesterday we ever have. It was, it's pretty good. You know, it's weird this critical mass thing. The more you have, the better it works. Yeah. And it's like a magnet because you can take all your Range Rovers and line them up with 30 range rovers and make the categories the same and all your Corvettes and line them all up together. But Charlie, did you look at any of the sales results from yesterday?

[Michael Turley]

No, I haven't seen yesterday's results in Mannheim, Pa.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we sold 410 in Dallas on Wednesday and 422 in Manheim yesterday. And Mannheim was, it was good. The luxury car, the big cars. I'm expecting them to take a dip. The summertime dip. The, the heavies, the, the exotics. And they were on pretty good yesterday. The, the Porsches, we, we in Dallas, we had a couple hundred fifty 000 Porsche Turbo S's that sold fine, went right through like butter in, in P8. Yesterday we had some Rolls as Wraith without starlight, some, a couple of McLarens, two old Ferraris, two new Ferraris and you know, obviously just a ton of regular people, regular trucks. We had one truck, a 200, 000 mile truck that we bought from. I forgot Fredericksburg. And I just knew we paid too much for it when it was rolling up like this. Fixed lose two GS up at the Manheim auction yesterday, and it made 1500.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Yay.

[John Clay Wolf]

You get lucky, boy. Yeah. People ask, you just never know. You don't know. You just never know. But yeah, we buy and sell cars. Give me the vin.com. we're basically car betters. Kind of like sports betters.

[J.D. Ryan]

Never thought of it. You really are.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you want to. If you want to place your bet with a bookie, go to givemetheven.com and we'll front load your payment. We just, you know, 20 grand. You know, we say 20, you say 22. We argue and land on 21 or whatever it is. And. And we took a position and we're betting that we can make a tick of a profit on it. And the cool part is right about. It's more than two thirds of the time, but it's less than. It's less than 80, 20. You know, it's about 25 of the time we're wrong where we lose money on. On your car. What were you saying?

[J.D. Ryan]

I was just saying the. The cool part is if someone's not. Is new to this process, we come.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

By the house and pick it up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Excuse me. Yeah, we have delivery drivers all over.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. And they have to take it anywhere.

[John Clay Wolf]

We just come. We just print the checks at the office in Mannheim and we PA and we run down to your house, pick them up and bring it back. You can go to givemetheven.com, load it into the website. And that's how that works. It's like CarMax, but it's on the cloud. It's CarMax in the air and on the Internet with. Just easier with curbside with. With curbside delivery. And that's the. You know, CarMax is the biggest one. They've been doing it forever. I think they started in Maryland. And our whole deal is if we don't beat their awful city, check for a hundred dollars. You know, I used to buy from them in 96. I was buying a lot of the cars from CarMax to Wholesale Cars and in Texas, actually. I was their number one buyer. And we had a parting of the ways over some bad dealings. And it made me angry enough to start this company. You. That's my name. That's right. One more time, Charlie. You. That's my name. I was buying them all from CarMax and letting them Middle me. And then I gave them the old you. That's my name. And I started my own. It's called givemetheven.com. and that was several years ago and we're growing across the country now.

[J.D. Ryan]

He grabbed him by the lazy eye.

[John Clay Wolf]

Grabbing them, by the way. I'll never be as big as they. I don't even want to be as big as they. But because we can provide better service and. And we don't have to be so robotic. We can bend around. They're. They're a bunch of robots. They're a bunch of nerds. When we hire CarMax people, we have to like de nerd. And we have to take them out, get them laid, let them lose their virginity, you know, introduce them to alcohol. Yeah, beat them up.

[J.D. Ryan]

Give them a leg.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just a real pledge ship.

[J.D. Ryan]

Give them a leg monitor.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give them a leg monitor. Right. Hey, dj, if you'll put her on hold. If I've told you once, I've told you 57 effing times. Hey, Lori. What you got, baby?

[Caller/Guest]

Lori, I had just called there. Hello?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hello? Okay, here's what I see. A 13F 150XL with 166,000 miles. Is that right?

[Caller/Guest]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did this. Did the phone hang up on you?

[Caller/Guest]

No, I got connected. I was listening to somebody else's phone call. I don't know what happened.

[John Clay Wolf]

You were listening to the radio show on hold.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Laurie, have you been asleep yet? Have you been up partying all night?

[Caller/Guest]

No, I have not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Hey, 160. Does the car have rust? No. Manassas. Is that where y' all live?

[Caller/Guest]

Like I said, I. Yeah, like you said what?

[John Clay Wolf]

You didn't say anything to me. Tell me.

[Caller/Guest]

I tried to do this online, but it wouldn't take it with the photos and everything.

[John Clay Wolf]

With the what?

[Michael Turley]

Wouldn't take the photos, huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you in the. Are you in the Appalachian. Are you in the Appalachians? Are you, like, so redneck that you have to do dial up modem?

[Caller/Guest]

No. No, thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

She didn't like your. She didn't like me at all. She doesn't like me. Yeah. Dj, what'd you do to this woman?

[Michael Turley]

Hey, man, you know, I laid some of that pimping on her.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't think she realized she just called into a radio show.

[Michael Turley]

No, I thought. I think she thought that's what the company talks to her like.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no, no, no. We're a lot. Smart ass, you're on the air. In real life, we don't do that. We're all business well, this is all pretend. Let's not pretend. But. But it's. It's. It's funny. So, Jay. So D.J. did a really good job of call screening this lady. When she called in, set her up ready, and he. He sensed that she didn't know she was calling into a radio show, so he put her on hold so that she heard a radio show, got confused, called back, then he cleared her through her again, and we took her to air. She still didn't know she was on a radio show. Dj, you are really getting good. It's sucking.

[Michael Turley]

Hey, man, I try. I try, you know, I. I just want to thank my mama, you know, my papa. Happy Father's Day, dad.

[John Clay Wolf]

My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars.

[Michael Turley]

Radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll be back in a minute.

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

What a badass.

[John Clay Wolf]

Send me some news column toll free. 1, 800, 800 radio.

Hang on, let me get a swig of gin so I can get my brain working.

This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

The hell song is this?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Love is the drug.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh. When you sent me the list yesterday, this was the one I was gonna delete. And I got. I got a phone call. I got sidetracked. Why were you gonna delete?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

It's not bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

I should know what it was. I didn't have time to look it up. It's an email with Love is a Drug by Roxy Music.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Roxy Music. New inductees in the Rock and Roll hall of Fame.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

It's not horrible. It kind of grows on you a little bit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then it should be, you know, good enough for me. If it's good enough for the Rock and Roll hall of Fame. Is that what you're saying?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just because it's in the Rock and Roll hall of Fame, you're like, who am I to say that?

[J.D. Ryan]

I know what he's saying.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

There's. There's no explaining your lack of diversity in your musical taste. It's all right.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's no explaining my lack of. That was such a backhanded slap, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

That was a velvet glove.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

No, no, you're taking me wrong. And I. And I'm not gonna hack on you about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just straight, straight missionary at all times.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

You like what you like, right? And that's all right. I thought it was a really good exchange this week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Chicken fried steak and gravy and missionary with a sweet iced tea every time.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

We got potatoes and grape.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Ready?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. You're on the air. Hello? I took you straight to the air.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it working?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Yeah, it's working.

[John Clay Wolf]

Caller, you're up. God damn it.

[Caller/Guest]

I'm in the car. Was.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey. Hey. What you got?

[Caller/Guest]

2010 Ford Expedition, 160,000 miles on it. If there's an option it doesn't have, I don't know what it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did I just hear the dryers turn on and try to suck your head off?

[Caller/Guest]

No dryers yet, man, just, just the car wash.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sorry about that. Just the spur. You got a 2010 Expedition with 113. Is it a Limited?

[Caller/Guest]

It's a Limited, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Two Wheeler.

[Caller/Guest]

It's got every option you can think of.

[John Clay Wolf]

Two Wheeler, four wheel drive.

[Caller/Guest]

Four wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're in the car wash, in the car as we speak. So can we make a deal before you get to the end of the car wash? Are you ready to sell it?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah. Yeah, I'm ready to sell it.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. What color?

[Caller/Guest]

White.

[John Clay Wolf]

White. Rust? Yes.

[Caller/Guest]

No, it's the white, the white pearl. No, no rust on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

No rust. It's a 10, so it's a 9 year old with 113. Does 10, 11, 12 buy it?

[Caller/Guest]

No, it's not. No, it's got 160 on it. Yeah, sorry. Yeah, sorry about that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, there's a kick in the old scrotum sack. It's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a hard loaded though. Is it a five grand or a six Grander, he's gonna say. What do you mean what it's worth with 160.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, oh, oh, I hear you. I hear you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it's six G's.

[Caller/Guest]

Really? Okay. Yeah, yeah. But I guess we'll just, we'll keep it, drive it.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you owe on it?

[Caller/Guest]

I don't know anything on it. No, we don't know anything on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, explain.

[Caller/Guest]

I don't have any carpet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Explain to me the methodology.

[Caller/Guest]

Excuse me?

[John Clay Wolf]

Explain to me the methodology. You'll just keep it and drive it because you feel that it's worth more than that or it's just worth more than that to you to keep it.

[Caller/Guest]

It's worth more than that does to keep it. I mean, it's my wife's car, you know, it's. I was hoping for, for 10 maybe out of it. I mean it's. If you knew how I maintain vehicles, you might understand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever thought about splitting? Have you ever thought about splitting up with her? Is that the back of your mind?

[Caller/Guest]

Cheaper to keep her.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. So with that comment, the answer is yes. Yes. So. So, I mean, you know, that's kind of a. Kind of a balance sheet question is why he's calling us. You know, what's this gal, you know, if I went off with the gal at work and then we got in trouble and this one's gonna leave me what she got? We got this car. What's it worth? He's just. He's running it in reverse. He's backing into the deal. Yeah. Six grand. Yeah. If I sell it, then I got to get her something fresh. If I get her something fresh and I got to keep paying for it even as she gets mad at me and leaves. I understand, I understand. I understand. I don't agree, but I understand.

[Caller/Guest]

I hear you.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, Stay tuned in. Thanks. 800-800-723-4.

[J.D. Ryan]

Real quick thing on the traffic, because this is really a big deal. Normally we don't have really big traffic problems in D.C. this time of the morning, but the I495 beltway local, we have a complete traffic stop. All traffic is stopped right after I295. All traffic. That's a overturned vehicle. Happened just, just about when we went on the air at 7 o'.

[John Clay Wolf]

Clock.

[J.D. Ryan]

So that's going to be messed up for quite a while. Once again, i495, the Belway local.

[John Clay Wolf]

I. What you mumbling for?

[J.D. Ryan]

Nope. I495.

[John Clay Wolf]

I495.

[J.D. Ryan]

I495. People know that's called the Beltway, John. And that's right there at I295.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Which is also exit number two.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you know it's the 495 and the 295?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

You know, in light of the traffic situation, the Maryland State Police want to remind you, friends don't let friends drive with a lazy eye.

[Michael Turley]

He's not going to get off his lazy eyes.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

No, he loves it.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a county mountie on a horse and the horse got run over by a 2010 expedition.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Cowboy down. Cowboy down.

[John Clay Wolf]

And. And the problem was is he had all that. A bunch of soap from the car wash on his windshield.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Oh, sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he didn't see the horse and he hit the horse. The cops. Okay, but the horse is down. Shut the hole. What?

[Michael Turley]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

What was that? What was the trail, J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

I turned it off. I don't know. 495.

[John Clay Wolf]

The 495 trail number, trail marker 495 is down.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Yeah, yeah. Eh, 495 is down for a while. So you Know if you're going that way, you ought to consider hitchhiking.

[J.D. Ryan]

How did this turn into a Canadian?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

How are the Canadians involved in a traffic accident in Maryland?

[John Clay Wolf]

They came down to help.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

I'll tell you why.

[John Clay Wolf]

How?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Cause these guys in this 495 interchange up there. Yeah, the loop need a little hope from some guys that know how to. How to work the highway.

[Satan (Prince of Darkness)]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, just like the basketball court.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Hey, Toronto did win.

[John Clay Wolf]

They won there.

[Michael Turley]

They're the NBA champions, folks.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Yeah. Once and for all. You know, screw the warriors, okay? We're not nice up in Newfoundland like they are down in Toronto. Toronto speaking their French, eating their cabbage. Golden State's ass. Game 5.

[Michael Turley]

You'd be a big fan of Drake.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Go Raptors.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you think about the cup going back to the States?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

I think it's a terrible deal. I think they probably cheated to seeing those blues.

[John Clay Wolf]

You think the Maple Leafs, that's where it that. How many Canadians NHL teams are the two or three?

[Michael Turley]

There's like four and they haven't won since like nine, mid-90s. So it's been really. Oh yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you think about that, officer?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Well, you know, it was bound to happen when they started selling tickets, you know, on, on the TV shows and the ticket master taking over everything. Yeah, yeah. That's why most Canadians are switching to lacrosse.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh really?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Yeah, it's the next big thing now.

[Michael Turley]

Basketball's pretty good.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, hey, do you think that, that you deserve to be in the US based basketball league or. Or do you think you're lucky to be in the US Basketball league?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Heck yeah. We're gonna be a big deal, Newfoundland starting a team pretty soon. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's gonna be great. The Tunas. But we're not going to be the Newfoundland Tunas because that sounds gay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Just why did you say it then?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

We're going to be the Tunas of Newfoundland. That's a lot less gay.

[John Clay Wolf]

A lot less gay.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Go Tunas.

[John Clay Wolf]

God, why don't they do an expansion team in the NFL in Canada if everything's Toronto this, Toronto that.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Heck yeah. The Montes.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Mounties.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Yeah. Be some out of Newfoundland.

[John Clay Wolf]

So is that what y' all are doing down here in, in the States? Trying to prove your manhood and, and that you deserve a football club?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

No, no, we're just working on the highway.

[John Clay Wolf]

What highway is it?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

495 and it's backed up with traffic. Yeah, the 495, they had a lazy eye accident.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's a lazy eye accident?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

You know, but there's no functionality in the signal at all. If your right eyes look and, you know, behind you, yeah, yeah, yeah, somebody's turning, but you don't know because you can't see. Friends don't let friends drive with a lazy eye.

[John Clay Wolf]

And there was an accident. Was it Sarah Huckabee leaving town?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

I think maybe. Sold.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was it a u haul, J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, it's not a U haul.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think a tractor, but I'm nodding my hand.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm looking at the webcam.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Jay Turley, look, first of all, you wait, was it a U haul, JD And I'm nodding my head yes, go along with it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Nods his head. After I say, no, you're worse than.

[John Clay Wolf]

My old lady and my kid put together.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

It's not the fact that it was U haul.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tell him you're 10. Tell them you're 10. I'm 12. Tell them you're 10. 10? Yes, he's 10. No, I'm 12. Okay, we'll be paying a full price on the buffet for this one.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

It didn't turn over quickly. It turned real slow and to the right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, County Mountie from. From Newfoundland. The tunas. We take us out. We got eight seconds left.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Come go with me. Gonna show you the tuna's new logo. And the Jan Clay will show after this.

[John Clay Wolf]

This little guy's drinking and he says, where can a guy find some action?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

I'm going crazy out there at the lake. And I says, what kind of action?

[John Clay Wolf]

And he says, woman action. What do I look like? And I says, well, what do I look like?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

I don't arrange that kind of thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he says, but I'm going crazy out there at the lake. And I says, yeah, but this ain't that kind of place. He says, oh, So I get her. So you think I'm some kind of jerk for asking, Only don't you use the word jerk.

[Michael Turley]

I understand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then he calls me a jerk. Says, last guy thought he's a jerk is dead now. So I don't say nothing. He says, what do you think about that?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

And I says, well, that don't sound like too good a deal for him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then from the Wolf Radio Studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show. Call John toll free. Cheap bastards. 1, 800, 800 radio.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Why would you bring your dog to a bull fight?

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, John Clay Wolf.

Is this party. Yeah, party. Boston. Good morning, everybody. Hey, Texas. Hey, Vegas. Hey, DC, LA, South Louisiana's all Barb 08 fusion. Gotta wait. Hi. Hello. Hello.

[Caller/Guest]

Hey, good morning. How are you?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm good, I'm good. Oh. Eight fusion with 110, 111,000 miles. Leather roof is a four cylinder. Six.

[Caller/Guest]

Six.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Is it nice or is it rusty?

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, no rust.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, I think it's 2 grand. 2500 Vegas. 2500. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Go to givemetheven dot com and load it up. Let me see it, Barb. Let me see it, Barb. Let me see. Show them to me, Barb. Send me some nudes.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay, what do you want me to do?

[John Clay Wolf]

Take pictures of yourself.

[Caller/Guest]

What do you want me to do?

[John Clay Wolf]

Send me some nudes. Take pictures of your cars and yourself and send them to givemetheven.com so we can buy both. I'll make an offer on you and I'll make an offer on the car. All right. Wayne. Good morning, Oklahoma. Oh, Oklahoma. Hey, no offense, but he's from Oklahoma. Wayne, what you got, man?

[Caller/Guest]

I got a 2015 Camaro. Here's the thing. I had to buy it sold for the last two weeks at 27 and they backed out and I got a bunch of crap already set up. So I was gonna. I was told you might be able to help me out. I have no idea. I don't know how this works. So it's a 15 Camaro with 2,400 miles on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, we buy cars.

[Caller/Guest]

Two SS.

[John Clay Wolf]

Two SS. What color?

[Caller/Guest]

That's what I heard. It's that reddish, almost orangeish color. That really nice red two tone interior. The red on black leather.

[John Clay Wolf]

15, 2, no miles. Is it hot rodded? Is it geeked out? Is it boomer sooner or is it stop?

[Caller/Guest]

It's got an intake and it's got the exhaust because you know, we got to have it loud. But other than that it's, it's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have cats? Catalytic converters?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes.

[Satan (Prince of Darkness)]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much is this thing? So what did you have it sold for?

[Caller/Guest]

27. The thing is, she said it was buying it for her husband for father's day. It turns out she's buying it for a kid and she tried to push it back and I'm not selling this thing to a 19 year old kid. So I need my money. So I was told you guys might be able to help me out pretty quick. So I don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

So hang on. You're so, yeah, I can buy the car, but tell me that you're so high and mighty that you're not going to take this lady's check. I'm not Going to put a 19 year old kid in.

[Caller/Guest]

I can't put. No, she pushed it off. She pushed it off like six weeks. And I'm not going to do that. I need my money to go for other stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

So slow down. Turn. Tell the truth. It's not that you won't sell it tonight. You won't take mama's money. You're not going to wait six weeks to get mama's money.

[Caller/Guest]

I'm not going to wait.

[John Clay Wolf]

19 year old kid.

[Satan (Prince of Darkness)]

Come on.

[Caller/Guest]

I'm not going to wait.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is the excuse of why he's gonna. You take my money?

[Satan (Prince of Darkness)]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, so it's 26 grand. So 26 grand. So six weeks late. I'm gonna charge a thousand dollar discount fee for, for lying and for being from Oklahoma and for paying now on a good check. So 25 grand.

[Caller/Guest]

26. I need to go to that. I get the discount and I, I understand that, but let's do 26. I need the money.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

I don't care.

[Caller/Guest]

Do we do 26?

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you from? No offense, but he's from Oklahoma. Nope, can't do it.

[J.D. Ryan]

John, come on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nope, can't do it. I'm gonna. So, so he. But, but see he, he. He told me. Jd, I know. That he wouldn't sell it because the kid was 19.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

And as we got further in the story, she wanted to put it on layaway. Right? Okay. So he's coming to me now for cash money today. But he wants me to give mama in the layaway money price. And I'm.

[J.D. Ryan]

Now I see.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I'm like no, I think that there's a discount here involved. But forget all that. A 15 Camaro, 2400 miles, 2 SS. I'm all over this thing at 25. I'm all over it like a cheap suit. I'm all over it like an Oklahoma meth head scaling a wall.

[Caller/Guest]

I gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf]

Scaling a small town water tower. Have you ever seen an Oklahoma meth head? Scale of small town water tower. It's an amazing sight. It's amazing. You have to run it in slow motion on your filming so that you can replay it and actually see what just happened.

[J.D. Ryan]

Like a monkey with popcorn.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll give you 25 grand. Here's what I'll do. 25. 5 and you bring it to me. I'm not coming to get it because it cost me 200 to go get it.

[Caller/Guest]

Where yet again?

[John Clay Wolf]

Dallas. I mean, I've got an office in Dallas. I've got an office in Mannheim Penns. I'VE got an office in Baton Rouge, an office in Houston and we, we hub out all of our drivers from those hubs. Oh, and in Vegas. Duh. On Sahara Drive. Yeah. Anyway, Wayne, I'm gonna put you on hold. I'm gonna let the DJ prek. He's a white kid that thinks he's black. And he sounds black, but he's white. Have you ever met someone like that in the state of Oklahoma?

[Caller/Guest]

Unfortunately, a little too many of them.

[John Clay Wolf]

But yeah, I guess the caucasity is strong with this one. And I've seen someone like that in Oklahoma that is also black, white and methy and scales. Small town water towers. Like a Superman B. Wow. There's a lot going on here on this phone call, Wayne. Do we have a deal at 25.5 and you bring it to me.

[Caller/Guest]

The Dallas. Yeah, that's fine.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

500 bucks.

[Caller/Guest]

That's. That's perfect.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can do it.

[Caller/Guest]

Middle of next week.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, play it throwing. Let's go. I had to hang up on Wayne because he was just the Oklahoma thing.

[Michael Turley]

Kind of messy a little bit, huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

We're friends and I wanted to keep it that way.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Good.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, I wasn't gonna take that kid's. I wasn't gonna. I wasn't gonna let that 19 year old kid have this car. Yeah, because his mom wasn't gonna pay for it. That's really breezy. Yeah, they don't get all preacher churchy on me.

[J.D. Ryan]

Not Gonna put a 19 year old in this car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, I do know stories of kids. There was one, particularly about 10 years ago. Dad bought the kid a GT500 in high school.

[Satan (Prince of Darkness)]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you remember this term?

[Michael Turley]

No, no. But I've heard these stories too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like 300 miles. He killed himself in front of a high school the day he got it. Like he lit it up to go by the high school fast. Lost it, hit a telephone pole in front of the high school. Died right there.

[J.D. Ryan]

For a cheery story.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Good morning everyone. You just don't. Oh. 800. If you have cheery stories. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. County Mountie from Canada's still here. What do you want?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Yeah, what are you doing? You got that right.

[Michael Turley]

Well, he was here earlier and for the D.C. listeners because there's a big traffic jam. Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

But now, now he's talking. He won't get off of this. Raptors win. Yeah, well, can I talk to JD? JD how long have you been in radio?

[J.D. Ryan]

17 weeks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And when, when you started. 48 years ago. Did they teach you to turn your volume off? Okay, go ahead. County. Manny. Yeah, it was.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Hey, I can hope here. You know, I've done a little summer stock myself. You know, you gotta turn your phone down. Phone is off anytime you're on the radio. Yeah, because think about it. If you've got the microphones turned on. Yeah. And your phone goes off.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Well, everybody's gonna hear it, aren't they?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

So turn that down.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or your speakers on your computer. That's what JD doesn't think about. But there's nothing playing. But there was. Now there's not. Anyway. Okay, but you know, there's things that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Play in the voices in your head from the alcohol that you consume every single night before the show. You come in here hungover, drunk and late, and then you have. You hear voices and then you blame it on everybody else in the room.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I need a drink. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

I don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's funny looking.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Have we gotten down to alcohol related already?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, he's there.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes. Yeah. When he starts hearing stuff that's not there.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's what I'm thinking.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

That's usually your 45 segment this hour.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, but the point is, Bobbo John's hearing things again.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I'm not. So the Raptors, is this the first time? Did they win it 10 years ago? No, they went to it 10 years ago.

[Michael Turley]

No, that was their first time to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ever go to the finals.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

First time a non continental United States team has ever won.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why doesn't Hawaii have any pro sports teams since they're us or better yet, Puerto Rico?

[Michael Turley]

That's a hell of a travel.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I bet they could. I bet they could have a hell of a baseball crew down there.

[Michael Turley]

Puerto Rico. Yes, they would. But I don't know how stable it would be down there to do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

You making fun of Puerto Ricans again? No.

[Michael Turley]

Again what?

[John Clay Wolf]

Uncle Norman's a Puerto Rican?

[Michael Turley]

Don't know. I mean, you know, roses, they had a little hurricane down there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Violets are blue. My son's don't have one in Florida.

[J.D. Ryan]

If that's the case. Or South Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Michael Turley]

Their infrastructure is better in Florida.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Oh, look at this. There's a. There's a picture of the. The farewell party they threw for Sarah Huckabee Sanders.

[J.D. Ryan]

Here we go.

[Michael Turley]

Here we go again.

[John Clay Wolf]

Show it to me. Oh, I see it now. Turn it to the right a little bit. Oh, there it is. I can see it now.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Yeah, see, it's not. You know, you're never Going to get that, that view where she looks like she's looking right at you. Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

This is a beautiful, powerful, strong woman. And you're making some horrible.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

This is a beautiful picture too. The President's there, the first lady, everybody there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

They even let Jared go. And Subway. They're playing her favorite song.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's her favorite song?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Rolling Stones. The girl with the Far away eyes.

[John Clay Wolf]

So she's going to be the. Sarah Huckabee Sanders resigned from the White House so she can go hang out with her kids but really she's going to go be the governor of Arkansas.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, it's the, the rumor. But who knows? She's getting a million job offers cuz she's an amazing, strong, powerful woman. And that basically scares Bobbo. That's why he stays away from him.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Oh, B.S.

[J.D. Ryan]

He'S just your friend.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Nobody more feminine friendly on this program.

[J.D. Ryan]

Smarter than her and it just scares you.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

She is getting a lot of offers though. They're already. It says right here they're making a movie out of Honey Boo Boo.

[J.D. Ryan]

Here we go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh no.

[Michael Turley]

Going to play Honey Boo Boo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or maybe you could play Sarah Huckabee Sanders is going to play Honey Boo Boo or Honey Boo Boo's mom.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

She's going to play the dad.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, Henry. Good morning. You're on the air.

[J.D. Ryan]

God.

[Caller/Guest]

Hi.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hi.

[Caller/Guest]

I'm on there.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're on the air. You're on the air. You're on the air.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah. Yes sir.

[Satan (Prince of Darkness)]

Yes.

[Caller/Guest]

I, I won't take up time. I just have. I have a 1978 Firebird. I'm, I don't want to sell it. I just enjoy your show. It, it's. It's a tr. I wrecked it once I put it back together. Together. It's a 78 to smoking the bandit years 1977. 78 is the only two years with that front end.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have a 6.6 liter?

[Caller/Guest]

No sir. It's a three came Chevrolet. It was really a Firebird.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Has anyone ever snorted a line off the glove box?

[Satan (Prince of Darkness)]

Not today.

[Caller/Guest]

Is everybody. Oh, oh. Well you girl, I can tell you some stories but I know we're on the live radio if Wilma's Park, Brandon, Maryland. I'm telling you. Hey, iki.

[John Clay Wolf]

Henry. Now look at what we've done, Bobbo. Look at what we've done. I can hear it in the man's voice. Look at what we've done. We have got the east coast drinking at 7am on a Saturday morning just like we did to Texas and Louisiana. Louisiana was already doing it we've got people drinking early. See, and that's not good. That's not me doing a good service to humanity. Getting people we're picking up the vibe of when the bar's closed early. And they're looking forward to turning us on early because they can keep that buzz flying. Speaking of, is a drunk ass, what's his name? Is he dead or alive? I hadn't heard from him.

[Michael Turley]

Drunk as Don. No, we haven't heard from him in a while.

[John Clay Wolf]

Drunk ass. Don, are you out there? Did you get put in jail? Did you die of liver cancer failure? Give us an update. People want to know. My name is John Clay Wolf. And I buy cars, the radio. J.D. ryan, Mr. Bobo and Michael Turley are our co hosts, of course, the notorious PRK Prek. We'll be back. Just a sec. Give me the vin.com. if we don't beat your Carmax offer you, I'll kiss your ass or send you a check for 100.

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show.

Well, I'm piled the time, baby.

[Michael Turley]

What you mean?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hit him up right now, 1-800-800-RODIO.

Like a one legged man in a ball kicking contest.

This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

End of story. Bobo, did you hear him? Yeah.

[Satan (Prince of Darkness)]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go Raptors.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Go Tunis.

[John Clay Wolf]

The new Finland Tunis. Go Raptors. So since we lost our basketball trophy, you and I are just gonna spend all of Saturday morning making fun of Canadians.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

In any way we could come up with, hey, rename one of their, their mascots of Newfoundland tunas.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

You got that right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Play silly little chit chat bits from Fargo.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Hey, I'm cooperating here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Make fun of the fact that they're so nice to each other. They never get any snap right. And they're a bunch of alcoholics. They would rather pay taxes than get laid.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Yeah, but. Yeah, but weed. I'm asking for a loan here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was gonna be real good for Gina and Scotty and me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Justin in Vegas is on my side. I want to talk to him. Justin, good morning.

[Michael Turley]

You're on the air.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Get him in there.

[Caller/Guest]

Good morning. How you doing, John?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm glad to have a. A, a partner call in and support me against the JD in his devilish ways.

[J.D. Ryan]

What I do, how I get in this mess.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go ahead, Justin, tell him.

[Caller/Guest]

You know, it's all right. I drank till, I don't know, about midnight last night and here it is.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm.

[Caller/Guest]

I don't know, about six o' clock in the morning and I'm already Drinking, running heavy equipment. Hot dang it.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Drinking and running heavy equipment in Las Vegas, New Mexico.

[J.D. Ryan]

What could possibly go wrong?

[Caller/Guest]

Nevada.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nevada.

[Caller/Guest]

Nevada.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nevada. Did I say Las Vegas?

[Michael Turley]

You're drinking, too?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

I'm drinking.

[John Clay Wolf]

I must be hungover. Las Vegas, New Mexico. Holy hell. What kind of heavy equipment you run in there? Yeah, yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

We'Re running a bulldozer right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Really? What location?

[John Clay Wolf]

Turn his mic off.

[Caller/Guest]

No, I'm in Las Vegas. I'm just kidding. I'm not drinking right now, but I did last night. You know, there ain't nothing wrong with having a few toddies to relax at night.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, it's hard to drink all day if you don't start first thing in the morning. Good morning, Satan. Do you have any. Do you have anything to say between Justin and Las Vegas?

[Satan (Prince of Darkness)]

I'm. I'm all for the toddies at night, John. Yeah, Absolutely.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Huh?

[Satan (Prince of Darkness)]

Especially over in Sin City. God, I love Vegas in the summertime.

[John Clay Wolf]

Justin, how long have you lived out there?

[Caller/Guest]

Just a couple months.

[John Clay Wolf]

And how's that gone for you? Have you. Have you stayed out of the casinos or you. Are you acting like a tourist that just got relocated to Las Vegas?

[Caller/Guest]

You know, actually, I'm pretty good. I'm not much of a gambler. You know, I might throw in a dollar or two here so I can get a free drink.

[Satan (Prince of Darkness)]

Justin. Justin. Tell the man the truth.

[Caller/Guest]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Satan (Prince of Darkness)]

Tell the man the truth.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, it's a fact. That's a fact. I'm not much of a gambler, but I'm a hell of a drinker.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you from? I'm from New Mexico, but thanks for calling in, Jason. And Baton Rouge.05 BMW 645 with 67, 000 miles convertible. Average. Rough or clean?

[Caller/Guest]

Clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does the top work properly? Without any problem or any leaks. Are there any lights on the dash at all that say, you know, O2 sensor, ABS, brake liner, airbag, anything of that nature?

[Caller/Guest]

Top works perfectly. And all of the lights are perfect. I actually had all of the service done this morning. 60,000 miles service done at a BMW shop in Dallas and spent almost $5,000 getting all the work done. No lights.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you. Have you. Have you tried to trade it in? Anyway.

[Caller/Guest]

Got a set of BMW M5 wheels on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I love impot.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, well, I didn't really try to trade it in, but I've talked to a couple of people.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are they hitting it at? Tell the truth.

[Caller/Guest]

7,500 to 8,000. Way too low.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hear you. It's just the reason is it's a problematic car with a lot of move. I love them. I'm not, I'm not beating on your car. I think they're awesome. They should be worth more than they're worth. But that, that they're not that far off. The problem is, is just the, the reliability of, of the cars and what it costs to fix them. Do this. Load it into givemethevin.com even when you.

[Caller/Guest]

I mean even when you've had all of the work done with receipts.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hear you. You would have been. And this goes for anyone listening to this call right now. Don't take your money and go throw it into your used car before you go to sell it. You don't get it back. You're better off selling it half assed than taking it to a dealership. The dealership profit margin they're running is like 2/3 profit. Seriously, they make their money in the shop. So just, just. You would have been better off selling it to me for less. You know, two grand less and, and not spending all that money on the shop. That's, that's my suggestion.

[Caller/Guest]

But you don't even have an offer on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm right around there. I'm right around there. I want to see pictures of it. Can you take a couple of snaps and load it up into givemetheven.com? do that Joe and Frederick. Or you can just text bid now to give me the vin.com also Joe and Frederick. 180,000 mile impala is worth $300. You there? Okay, I'll think about it. Right. Think hard. Yeah, but that true Colt Zach and Midland 09 Sierra. Half ton, three quarter. No. Two wheel drive. Two wheel drive. Two wheel Drive. Is it diesel or gas?

[Caller/Guest]

It's gas. And I'm in Pecos, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh. Oh, sorry. Oh man. Big difference. That's like the difference. That's the difference between Toronto and Newfoundland.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Zach in West Texas talk to you about. Yes sir.

[Caller/Guest]

I actually talked to you about six months ago about this truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why are you calling me again?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, no, yeah, it's offer still there. I might upload it this time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I think it is. Whatever we said I think it is. Go load it up. Yeah, yeah. 800-800-723.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Yeah, but that true coat, you know, you don't get the true code. You get the oxidation.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio etch. Do you remember when dealers were selling edge window etch the vins into the glass?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the true Coat and the lug, the. The luggage. Locking lug nuts, Wheel and tire. I think wheel and tire insurance on car deals is pretty good. The road hazard, huh?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's really the only aftermarket market product that they sell is worth a damn. Okay, my name is John Clay Wolf of Bike Cars radio. Go to givemetheven.com if you'd like to sell yours or call me now. 800-800-7234. Good morning Las Vegas. Good morning east coast. Good morning South Texas and Louisiana. And of course you guys in Oklahoma. Yeah, you're okay. We're here in Texas. Right in the middle of all of it. We'll be back in just a second.

And now we return to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemetheven.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

Yeah, congratulations Raptors, on the big win. Really pisses me off. I don't know why all these little clips I'm playing from Fargo is. Is hatred towards the Raptors is really what I'm doing. Yeah. Subliminal. I don't know what the hell is Canada doing? The National Basketball Association. I mean the hockey thing. Okay, they invented hockey, right?

[Michael Turley]

They didn't invent basketball.

[John Clay Wolf]

They didn't invent basketball.

[Michael Turley]

What about baseball? When Toronto won it back in 90s.

[John Clay Wolf]

You bring this up and I think really that's the root of this hate is the whole Ranger thing that we went through with them. Batista, what a prick. And all of it. So really it posed the question, why the hell are you in this, invited to this party to begin with and then here, now they do it in basketball. I've kind of got a fundamental problem with it. And then we got kicked off the air in Toronto. Yeah, maybe that was for making fun of Justin Bieber and Mayor Ford being a bunch of drug addicts and buying hookers.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, there's a lot of deep rooted hate towards Toronto. Yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got some candidate. And then Drake.

[Michael Turley]

You don't like Drake?

[John Clay Wolf]

Drake's good. I mean, he was a TV star on a kids show, man. I mean, what the hell does he have to do the NBA out of the way?

[Michael Turley]

He's the poser. Does Pre K agree with you? Is he a poser in the rap rap world? Pre K, man, If I had 10 of Drake's money, I would be doing the same damn thing. Is he a poser though? That's a hard one, man. You know, he came from the cross, Degrassi, you know, started From Degrassi.

[John Clay Wolf]

Degrassi High. He and. He and Kelly Kabowski. Kapowski. And he.

[J.D. Ryan]

He.

[John Clay Wolf]

Saved by the Bell. He's like a black version of Saved by the Bell. Current day. And now he's. Now. Now he's in charge of the National Basketball association. And he's from Canada.

[Michael Turley]

He's not.

[John Clay Wolf]

This guy's got nothing. This guy needs to get the hell out of here. We need to boycott Drake. That's what this is really all about.

[Michael Turley]

So then now it gets to. Really. The problem is Drake in Toronto.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. All right. Well, I'm glad we talked through that, Turtle, because I was wondering where all this energy was coming from. And now you. You walk me through the steps. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Satan. Satan. Can you talk with a Northern Exposure accent? Oh, yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Is that how it sounds in Canada? The devil sounds that way to them?

[Satan (Prince of Darkness)]

No, I don't sound like that now. That's crazy. I don't. I mean, listen, and let's not. I don't do voices for anybody else. Okay, guys, let's not get that started.

[John Clay Wolf]

Satan doesn't do impersonations.

[Satan (Prince of Darkness)]

Well, I mean, I try to not. Right. I mean, once you get started with that deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

But, you know, Satan, during the break, we were talking about Donald Trump and Kelly Conway, and you were doing a little. I. Satan, I heard you doing a Donald Trump impersonation. Oh, yeah, Yeah.

[Satan (Prince of Darkness)]

I shouldn't have had all that cough syrup this morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

You were trying to get. Get that lean. Get high off of that lean.

[Satan (Prince of Darkness)]

No, but, yeah, it was a tough. It was a tough breaking in, you know, period. For Sarah Huckabee Sanders in the press office, we had. You know, we had the other guy, Sean Spicer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Satan (Prince of Darkness)]

And he was a little goofy. Just a little goofy. Yeah. So we had to go. We bring in Sarah. She does a great job. Early on, she. She missed something. She misreported something in one of her early press conferences, conferences. And the president took her into the Oval Office to dress her down a bit, and she just didn't seem to understand what he was saying. And he. He said, no, Sarah, you gotta be able to. You gotta be able to talk to people. Say it right. Sarah, look at me. Look at me. And Sarah says, I am looking at you. I am looking at you. I'm looking at you right now. Look at me, Sarah, look at me, Sarah. Sarah, look right here in my eye. Look at. Sarah, look at me. I am looking at you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mr. President, you sound like one of the Judds when you say that.

[Satan (Prince of Darkness)]

Well, so did she.

[John Clay Wolf]

So why, why was she having trouble looking at him?

[Satan (Prince of Darkness)]

Well, she doesn't. She doesn't, but this is, you know, it's that lazy eye.

[Michael Turley]

Everybody's on this lazy eye of Sarah hook. For two hours now. We've been on this.

[John Clay Wolf]

We gotta play it again, Turley. So, so, Satan, wait. I want to hear from.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Bobbo Babo, don't get me. Don't drag me into this deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

When Satan was impersonating Sarah Huckabee Sanders, it sounded a lot like when you were in. Impersonating, not impersonating. When you were replaying for us the night that you made love to Reba McIntyre. Oh, really? How so? When. When you said that, you know, you took. Because Baba was an FMDJ and, and country stations. Reba was in town, he was her escort. He took her out the, the night of the show and he brought her back to the hotel and she looked at him and said, baba, you do it so well.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

You don't go have drink with me.

[John Clay Wolf]

You want to go have a drink with me is what she said. And when I heard that Satan talking, Sarah Huckabee, it had that same wyona Judd, Reva McIntyre.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Oh, did it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

How about that?

[John Clay Wolf]

So where, where's Sarah from?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

I think she's probably from the Great Smoky Mountains.

[Michael Turley]

That's not what I heard Satan saying earlier, though.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's from Arkansas.

[Michael Turley]

He was saying something else about her.

[Satan (Prince of Darkness)]

No, but this is great. And you know, she did a pretty good job. I mean, if, if the press secretary's job is to go out and, and carry the message of the executive branch, that's what she's done, you know, now if you, if you disagree with him, you're going to disagree with her. But that's the job.

[John Clay Wolf]

Satan, you know everything. I mean, you're on the other side of, of the 50 yard line from us people.

[Satan (Prince of Darkness)]

I'm pretty inside. Us Christians, I'm pretty inside.

[John Clay Wolf]

But do you think Babo slept with Reba McIntyre?

[Satan (Prince of Darkness)]

Let me tell you something. And he's a weird cat and you'd never get this out of him, but Baba's got a lot of stories. But are they true about country music stars? Yeah. I mean, don't ever, don't ever ask him. Please, God, you don't want to know anything about Lori Morgan or Trisha Yearwood.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right? But when, when Reba looked up at Babo in the, in the rearview mirror, since he was her driver that night, and said, baba, you wanna come have a drink on me? Do you think that really Happened.

[Satan (Prince of Darkness)]

Well, it was. It was the way we were kind of moment, you know, Streisand and Redford.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Satan (Prince of Darkness)]

I mean, she's not. She's not trying to accomplish anything specifically, but there he is. And she. She got that glimmer in her eye and thought, well, that's. You know, it's just like you. You throw a line out there. I mean, you just bought a new lure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Real quick while. While we're on this topic, what can.

[Satan (Prince of Darkness)]

I catch with this?

[John Clay Wolf]

Rush, rush, rush, rush, rush.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, I got him.

[John Clay Wolf]

But we got this earlier. You need the Lazy Eye song from the Silver Sun Pickups is what you need. Rush Limbaugh.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

I got John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Aha. Back in our regular time.

[John Clay Wolf]

2:35.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

I'm a lot. I'm a lot better this hour, I think.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

I've had my mimosas, Percocets. What have you had?

[John Clay Wolf]

I am. Took two Tylenol.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Nice. The. The big ones.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. And. And a Vicodin or hydrocodone, whatever you want to call it.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Outstanding, ladies and gentlemen.

[John Clay Wolf]

And a large venti coffee.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

This is how you do radio. I've been telling you for years. Those feel great.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I do. I really do feel great. I got up this morning and dove in the swimming pool instead of taking a shower. I mean, what. You can take a shower. You can jump in the swimming pool.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jump in the swim.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

I do it every day.

[John Clay Wolf]

And at my house, the trees cover it so it's colder than hell. It's like a well diggers. You know what? It's like Eskimo.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

You know what? Oh, sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I dove in and just froze my ass off. And then it woke me up, knocked that hangover out of me. And the Vicodin didn't hurt a damn thing. Whipped into Starbucks, ran into DJ Pre K. There he was trying to order soul food. And they said he was at the wrong place. And here we are.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Sorry, sir, we don't have any fried coffee.

[John Clay Wolf]

No grits and gravy at Starbucks this morning. No grits, fried coffee. Ah, Jacob. A 15 Kia Forte EX for 46,000 mil. Worth about three, four or five grand, something like that. What do you want for it? Oh, more than that. Kenneth. Kenneth. Love this one up at the. The website. GiveMeTheEven.com a 17 explorer XLT with 21,000 miles leather navigation. I like it. Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Bill and Jasper. A16F350XL. Is it a XL?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Four wheel drive crew cab 1616 diesel.

[Caller/Guest]

Yes. Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got 37 seconds. What's it take to buy it? I want to buy it.

[Caller/Guest]

I like to get about 33.

[John Clay Wolf]

33,000. Is it a dually or single wheel? 26 seconds.

[Caller/Guest]

It's single wheel.

[John Clay Wolf]

Single wheel, one ton long bed, XL work truck with 34,000 miles. A 16 model last year of the old body style. Not a dually average rough or clean, real quick. I've got nine seconds.

[Caller/Guest]

It's claimed. It's claimed.

[John Clay Wolf]

33,000. I own it. Is that correct?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

I own it.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Fathers know with modern obstetrics and proper anesthetics, childbirth takes almost no effort at all. On the other hand, even with a little help from what's her face, raising the kids is a much tougher job. So this Father's Day, give dad what he really deserves.

[John Clay Wolf]

Booze.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

The same delicious beverage that helped dad drift off to sleep while you were up all night with colic. The same tasty refreshment that allowed dad to enjoy the ball game while you were cutting your teeth. That relaxing concoction that kept dad snoring away on the La Z Boy while you were being rushed to the hospital after falling off the roof. This Father's Day helped dad relive the same soothing, carefree days of your childhood with booze. Available in small, medium and. What do you mean, I have kids? Happy Father's Day. And live from Dallas, Texas, it's Saturday morning. It's the John Clay Wolf show. Starring John Clay Wolf with J.D. ryan, Michael Turley and Bobby Brown.

[John Clay Wolf]

And featuring DJ Pre K, Rush Limbo.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Keith Richards, Randy the Chipmunk and Satan, the Prince of Darkness. And now your host, John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, Bob, my. My old lady asked me yesterday, what do you want to do for on Sunday? And I knew what she was talking about, but I wanted to act like I didn't know what she was talking about.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's like, what are we. What are you gonna do Sunday? What's the plan? Like what? I mean, Sunday, just another day. Just hang out. Why? Why is it special? What's Sunday? It's Father's Day. Oh, yeah? Yeah. What's that mean? She means you get. You get to pick it. That's what it means. What do you want to do? You want to take the kids to the country club? You want to go to topgolf? You want to go for a fancy brunch? What do you want to do? I said, is it my day? I mean, baby, look at me. You looking at me? Get that lazy eye over here. Look straight. Is it my day. Yes, it's Father's Day. Okay, so it's like my birthday. Yeah. Okay. Ditch the kids. Let's go to the topless joint, be there when they open the door, stay there all day and get wasted. And she looked at me and said, it's your pick, dude.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tell me what time.

[Michael Turley]

So that's what you're doing tomorrow, huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what I'm doing tomorrow.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

See, they're so agreeable at that age.

[Michael Turley]

So which. Which one are you going to? You got a good one.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, they get out of high.

[John Clay Wolf]

School, and I started thinking about this, and I was like, we ought to go to Vegas tonight, right?

[Michael Turley]

Oh, you got to go to Spearman Rhino.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then why don't we get on? Why don't I leave here today? Yeah, get on the plane and go to Vegas right now.

[Michael Turley]

Cheap flight.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get rid of these damn kids. Okay, so what do you want to do for Father's Day? I want to get rid of my kids. That's what I want to do for Father's Day. That's the best gift anybody could ever give me. Here's all these kids. Here you go, dad, are you listening? What are you doing tonight? Fix to bring you a bunch of kids.

[Michael Turley]

Wait, so you're.

[John Clay Wolf]

So.

[Michael Turley]

For your dad, his Father's Day gift is the grandkids.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. It just. The river runneth downstream.

[Michael Turley]

So you're gonna take a flight, go to Vegas. You know, what the hell? Yeah, just show up at Spearmint Rhino, which I highly suggest.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've never been any of them. How much money do I need for this? You're any low money, how much money?

[J.D. Ryan]

What is that?

[Michael Turley]

I mean, if you're gonna. I would say a grand.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's. If you're gonna find out my wife, no kids, go to Vegas for 24 hours.

[J.D. Ryan]

What's that Spearmint place? What is that?

[Michael Turley]

Spearmint Rhino.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that like Wrigley's?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Those in Vegas listening right now, they know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

I'm not.

[Michael Turley]

They've got a stage there that's clear. It's over your head, okay? You're sitting below it. You can look right up through the stage, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Huh?

[Michael Turley]

Hannah knows about that.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much money do I need?

[Michael Turley]

I'm telling you, a grand.

[John Clay Wolf]

A grand? For what?

[Michael Turley]

I would think at least just to do. If you do this excursion, it's a grand. At least I would think so.

[John Clay Wolf]

The plane ticket, the hotel, and the Spearmint Rhino in the restaurant, and the Booze is a grand. JD's shaking his head.

[Michael Turley]

Michael, you talk about a grand a piece, that's two grand.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's two grand.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that means she's not paying for. For herself.

[Michael Turley]

Well, I know, but somebody's got to pay for it, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, I could give her the money, then make it and tell her that we'll act like she's paying, so. So that I feel important.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. If I was to go, that would have to take her grand. Just me, it would be a grand. So, yeah, two grand.

[J.D. Ryan]

Does that include getting there in a hotel room and food and transportation there? Okay, last minute walk up.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, two grand.

[John Clay Wolf]

J. You think two grand will work? Good luck, Southwest.

[Michael Turley]

You find it easily.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, real quick, I'm going to jump over to this. I want to come back to that, though. Bill in Canada says Canadians did invent.

[Caller/Guest]

How are you, John K. Wolf?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm good. I'm good. It says Canadians did invent basketball.

[Caller/Guest]

They did?

[Satan (Prince of Darkness)]

Yep.

[Caller/Guest]

It was invented in Toronto, Ontario. I'm in my vehicle, pulled over, but can't look it up right now. But I'm guessing you have Internet in front of you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Yeah. Let's see, Turley, what's the Internet say?

[Michael Turley]

Well, there's a gentleman named Naismith who was born in Canada, but he didn't invent it in Canada. It was done in Kansas at the University of Kansas. And that's in the United States.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bill in Odessa now, he happened to be a Canadian. Yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

Well, there you go. That means Canadian invented basketball. Yeah, a little twist on words. Anyways, I enjoy your show. I don't have anything to sell, so I just wanted to point that out.

[John Clay Wolf]

So Michael just proved to you hard headed Canuck son of a bitch that it wasn't invented in Canada, it was invented at Kansas State. But you took that and spin it back to Canada saying that Canadians did it. A Canadian that left your country, that ran from the grasp of the hell of Canada and, and smuggled their family down here to save their life, to live in a good place. Invented basketball right here in Kansas, not Canadia.

[Caller/Guest]

You think Nate, you think Nate Smith is an illegal immigrant? Is that what you're saying?

[John Clay Wolf]

I do.

[Caller/Guest]

I think.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think he was smuggled down by a coyote. A Mexican. I think he was smuggled down in a, in a, in a back of a truck in 1943 by a Mexican. That was also illegal.

[Michael Turley]

It was actually 1800s, but okay, 1800s.

[John Clay Wolf]

1800, something like that. All right, Bill, thank you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Walk up airfare to Vegas today. 527.

[Michael Turley]

Ah, you're just not looking in the.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right place one way per person.

[John Clay Wolf]

Per person.

[J.D. Ryan]

I am looking in south.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why wouldn't you just do two way.

[Michael Turley]

Round trip pull kayak up real quick.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Well, I'm sure there are a lot of ways JD's gone that we haven't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, you know JD. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

You said southwest, so I pull up Southwest. Jackass.

[Michael Turley]

Just cuz you worked there at one time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, quit. I mean do you still have stock?

[J.D. Ryan]

You said Southwest.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't give a crap if you go do you still have stock?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you want to do for for Father's Day? I want to leave my children and I want to go on a bender.

[Michael Turley]

At a strip club.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever seen the movie the Hangover?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. That's what you want to do?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what I want to do. For fun with your wife.

[Michael Turley]

Which is cool that you, you wanted to include her. That, that's points right there. You didn't want to go on your by yourself. You could have said no, I want to just go on my own.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I like my wife.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

That's the great irony of Father's day though, if you're honest. I mean what do you want to do for Father's Day?

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Is it my day?

[John Clay Wolf]

Right?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Nothing. Fathery.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm all fathered out.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

If you please. Hey, if you do right, it is a job, man. You know what you got in the news?

[J.D. Ryan]

Jd, Oklahoma based International bank of Commerce in Lubbock county court last week sued Bart Rager and Dick Dykes. You know these guys, don't you? In a related business entity for foreclosure on properties defaulting in several loans. These guys are car guys and they pretty much have.

[John Clay Wolf]

They really give us a good reputation.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, they really have. Most of their properties have foreclosed or been vacant for well going on a year for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection since August.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's your news story says who's suing them?

[J.D. Ryan]

The bank is foreclosing basically on Rager Dykes property seeking millions in default.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

So here's the story on that. Bart Rager is an absolute maniac.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes. Rager, Dash Dice is the other guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

He is the definition of all of the personality disorders that you can come up with.

[J.D. Ryan]

Bart Rager.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, this is my opinion. And he's the definition of a coked out and I'm not saying he does drugs at all, but that mentality of doubt. Car guy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Movie character.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, movie character. And he's like Randy the Chipmunk, but he's worse.

[Michael Turley]

We have audio to support your theory, too, so.

[John Clay Wolf]

But let me. Let me tell you how much this guy owes. Owes Ford Motor credit. It's like $48 million. He was stealing money. I mean, I know way too much about this. But to go forward, the mentality to charge forward to your employees and to the public when you're $50 million flipped and you know it, but you're gonna keep going. We're gonna drive those troops. We're gonna cross that ocean even though the bilge in the bottom of the ship is full of water. We're not gonna tell anybody. We're gonna. We're going to keep going. Marching on.

[J.D. Ryan]

But it's like the Fire Festival. Once you get to a certain place.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, but you get Enron in Houston.

[J.D. Ryan]

You'Re so deep, what do you do?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's forward. It's. It's Michael Skilling from Enron in Lubbock, Texas. He never could have pulled this off unless he was in Lubbock, Texas. Why? Because the banks would have been there enough to see it. But since they're in Dallas and they're in Oklahoma City and they're in Houston, they don't go to Lubbock. They just listen to his BS on the phone and they never went to look in person. And the guy might have been like 60, 70 million flips. What's some audio you have?

[Michael Turley]

Well, here's some. Just clips, Bob.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Oh, you pulled from these came from, I guess, what's supposed to be a motivational sales meeting at the dealership. And we've all been to these things at various dealerships.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've let them, but I never, never like this.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

There are a couple of. There are a couple of pretty neat cuts of this.

[Caller/Guest]

Show me your. Let's compare network. Let's compare housing. Let's compare planes. I got two of them. One jet, one twin bronze. What do you got? I'll build a station right now on 19th Street. Where do you live? You know why I live there? You know why I have that? You know why I got my jet? I'm a bad mother and I don't play hell out. I work my ass off and I take it seriously every day.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

And I stole from everybody by making other people rich.

[Caller/Guest]

Nobody gave me any of this mother.

[John Clay Wolf]

Except Ford Motor Credit.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

So understand how he got. How he gave. How he made other people rich. Right now in Lubbock, Texas and surrounding areas, there are people from last summer that are still driving around in new cars. Okay. That they are making payments on their old cars and not making payments on their new cars because he never did the process the deals. He never paid off the car with the lender and he never paid off the trade in. So he sold people new F350s and they're driving around in them still today and they're not registered and they're not making payments on them. They got free cars. They might be paying on their trade in, but they're not paying on the new one. And Ford can't get him out of him because legally the the customer is protected. It's crazy. I got more to say on this. But the whole Bart Rager thing, I mean he is such a stereotypical psychopath.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's just channeling the guy from Wall street in the movie. I mean, that's kind of what he sounds like.

[John Clay Wolf]

That good? He's not that good.

[Michael Turley]

Or this.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got leads.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mitch and Murray paid good money. Get their names to sell them. You can't close. The leads you're given, you can't close. You are hit the bricks, pal. And beat it because you are going out.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

The leads are weak. The leads are weak.

[John Clay Wolf]

Leads are weak.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're weak.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've been in this business 15 years.

[Caller/Guest]

What's your name?

[J.D. Ryan]

You.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's my name. You know why, mister? Because you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight. I drove an eighty thousand thousand dollar BMW. That's my name.

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show.

The time, baby.

[Michael Turley]

What you mean?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio.

Like a 1 legged man in a ball kicking contest.

This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

So Bobbo is asleep in the studio. Jd, go ahead and hit it. Is he still snoring? You got him potted up. I got to turn the caller. Oh, I got to bring him on. Hang on. Sorry.

[Satan (Prince of Darkness)]

My fault.

[John Clay Wolf]

I wanted to hear him snore. Bob over there. Bobby there.

[Caller/Guest]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey.

[Caller/Guest]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's about time to do the radio show.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, was it really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Did you know you were asleep over there?

[Caller/Guest]

Was I really?

[John Clay Wolf]

You were completely asleep. Snoring. Jd, will you play as snoring? Hey Baba, why don't you quit sleeping on the job and get your ass back to work. Holy hell, this boy.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, we got the audio of him snoring. Literally. There's like.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is it, seven minutes?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, maybe between sleeping.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, you gotta bring JD's mic up.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hold on a second.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

I gotta.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. Seven, two, three, four.

[Michael Turley]

That's the music between the break here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, You did.

[Michael Turley]

He's pulling up the audio. Still. Anyway, this is all on the fly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sleeping, sleeping. Big deal. But it's pretty weird that you could fall asleep that hard.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

How long? How long has it been?

[John Clay Wolf]

30 minutes.

[Michael Turley]

That was Bobbo.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

No, it wasn't 30 minutes.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's not fake. That's real.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, I've never seen anybody do that in a radio station.

[J.D. Ryan]

I thought he was kidding at first.

[John Clay Wolf]

How are you, B?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Do what?

[Michael Turley]

Fall asleep during a show.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

We were at commercial break, guys.

[J.D. Ryan]

You felt horrible.

[Michael Turley]

I mean, like that quick. It was a three, four minute break.

[John Clay Wolf]

And to snore.

[Michael Turley]

I mean, you're out.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Well, I always snore. Hey, you're flat. Amazing.

[John Clay Wolf]

DJ Pre K. I see line seven. It says officer, but I mean, like, am I gonna get arrested or what? I mean, I'm worried about taking the guy a good call. Screener would like, load in there what he wants.

[Michael Turley]

I'm getting to that, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Huh? I'm getting to it. You see, officers, like, you know, not let me in.

[Michael Turley]

Let me running through seven calls right now.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Oh, it was, you know what it was? It was the, the two minute deal you guys did. I just thought I'd catch 40 lashes here.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll just take him. Officer, what can we do for you, sir?

[Caller/Guest]

Hello?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hello, you're on the air.

[Caller/Guest]

I'm not an officer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, well, now I'm going to put you back on hold. Dj. Dj I'm gonna go back to sleep. I'm gonna go Back to sleep. 800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800. Radio Freddy in Vegas says we need to go to.

[Michael Turley]

Now. You need to. You gotta reset what you're doing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, Father's Day. I'm gonna go on a bender. Fab five Freddy says Sapphire's Crazy Horse. Crazy Horse.

[Michael Turley]

Horse.

[John Clay Wolf]

Crazy Horse. Three Spearmint Rhino or Palomino.

[Michael Turley]

So this is what you're gonna do for your Father's Day?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, Dump the kids and go on a bender with the old lady.

[Michael Turley]

I found flights for about 250.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah, you beat J.D. but that's typical.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, speaking of tapes.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

And.

[John Clay Wolf]

Also, what are you mad about? Look at you, J.D. not bad, banker. You've been acting all mad. I mean, what's your problem?

[J.D. Ryan]

You know what I'm mad about. Don't, Don't. You're such a poser. You come in here like, what are you mad about? You know what I'm mad about?

[John Clay Wolf]

I really don't know. Yes, you know what he's about.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, why don't you review the last week of the crappy stuff you do to people and maybe come up with what I'm mad about.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

I am trying to get some sleep over here, guys.

[J.D. Ryan]

See, he's upset.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Damn it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know what?

[J.D. Ryan]

You know, why don't you review the last.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Oh, I don't know.

[J.D. Ryan]

How about the auction this week?

[John Clay Wolf]

What happened at the auction?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, what did happen at the auction?

[John Clay Wolf]

420.

[J.D. Ryan]

What happened at the auction this week that involved me? Possibly. You're talking about that positive jerk off. You don't even understand what you do to people.

[John Clay Wolf]

His. His. His mic screwed up, but yeah. I'm not a self centered. Okay, J.R. listen, are you talking about this pile of junk RV?

[J.D. Ryan]

It's not a pile of junk RV. It had 8, 000 miles on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was a 1988. 89. 89.

[J.D. Ryan]

89.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And we bought it off of Jerry Reynolds. The car guy?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

His mother in law or something.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is that right, sir?

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. His producer. And it was 89.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

John, I've got an RV for you, so you might want to take it out. Miles, we talked about it on air and nobody wants it.

[J.D. Ryan]

I can't give it away.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

When you like it, he doesn't.

[Caller/Guest]

Kevin, take the RV over to John.

[John Clay Wolf]

So. So an RV.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Came into givemetheven.com.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we bought it. JD comes up to me last week, says hey, hey, I'll give five grand for this rv. And he makes me a beautiful offer. Yes, I'll give five grand for this rv.

[Caller/Guest]

And.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I'll wrap it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or if you'll wrap it, you'll wrap it. If you'll wrap it, then I'll drive it into work two days a week for the rolling billboard.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, rolling billboard. You get a trade out of the wrap and it costs you nothing.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's right. And then I go to check on it and. And we bought it cheap, but we had to put a fuel pump on it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then we put a set of tires on it.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Oh Lord.

[John Clay Wolf]

The fuel pump. I understand. The set of tires, I don't. If we're going to auction sale, it was.

[Michael Turley]

They were tire rot because the head move.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did it make it to the auction?

[Michael Turley]

No, they had to tow it there to the auction.

[John Clay Wolf]

Were the tires flat?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, they were bad in the back. I mean they're. As soon as it was going to roll off, the tires were going to shred.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, but could we have aired them up and rolled it through the auction? Let that be the next guy's problem on a 88 RV. Or we had to spend a thousand dollars on tires so that JD could run it up down the highway.

[Michael Turley]

600 on tires.

[John Clay Wolf]

Actually not bad.

[J.D. Ryan]

And do you a favor and promote this radio show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Promote.

[J.D. Ryan]

Give me the.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I'll tell you exactly what I said to you.

[Michael Turley]

You.

[John Clay Wolf]

If and I hadn't seen the rv. If the RV makes a lot of money, I don't want to give it away.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure. And you said that's cool, that's fine. But this is what. I'll pay for it. Cuz sometimes we get lucky with cars. Yeah, and they help pay for half a million dollars a month advertising budget.

[J.D. Ryan]

And that's what I said. If you're going to make money on it, great.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so I see it roll through the auction and I'm looking at this thing and I think to myself, okay, it's old, it's got gray miles. But I was looking at the edges in the way that things were separating on the material and I was thinking about you and your dramatic high maintenance ass. I'm not a high maintenance ass.

[J.D. Ryan]

See, that's where you're wrong. I've never said anything about any of the cars I bought from you. Ever.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, So I got you a Range Rover seven years ago.

[J.D. Ryan]

A word about that Range Rover. Not a word.

[John Clay Wolf]

We heard about it every week before.

[Michael Turley]

You never hear about that Range Rover window needed for. Fix it.

[J.D. Ryan]

I fixed it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where do I need to go fixed it?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

I'm not understanding what the problem is here. He warned about the RV sleep. He wanted to buy the rv.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wait, are you on my side?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

And what happened?

[John Clay Wolf]

And I sold it at the auction for less money than what he offered me. Money.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Oh yes. That's kind of crappy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Understand? Understand? Bobbo?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Are you shocked, J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

He doesn't care.

[J.D. Ryan]

Shock.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

This ain't car, friends. This car business much. Get a job and go buy you an rv.

[John Clay Wolf]

I do, I do care if I want an rv.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

You know where it come from? The RV store. Listen, I. John, I'd like that rv.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll give you five grand.

[J.D. Ryan]

More money.

[John Clay Wolf]

He offered me more money than I sold it for.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Mr. Weinberger, do you have any sandwiches for you?

[J.D. Ryan]

Shut him. Go back to sleep. Snor job.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Snoring some sandwiches.

[J.D. Ryan]

Jackass.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I. What I saw was a lot of whining and a lot of problems.

[J.D. Ryan]

You never get whining or problems.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no, no. Because listen, J.D. i, I, I hooked you up with an RV about eight years ago.

[J.D. Ryan]

It was great.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you, you flew to Louisiana, you picked it up, you drove it back.

[J.D. Ryan]

Everything worked and I fixed it. And I drove it for two years and made money on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we talked about it a lot.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, it's called radio. It's a radio show. We talk about what we do. John, it's a new concept to you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I understand, but it was constant. Hey, can I get the number for this guy? Hey, can I get this, to get this, I need some help with that. The Range Rover. Hey, who can fix this? Who can do that? Who can do this? I mean, I was seeing an 89 RV with problems and I was like this every dime when he brings it to work twice a week. The wrap alone was going to cost 23,000.

[J.D. Ryan]

We're going to trade it.

[John Clay Wolf]

The wrap was going to cost 3,000. Y' all can't trade a bar town. How the hell can you trade a three thousand dollar rep? We do a freaking remote at a, at a restaurant. We give them $10,000 worth promotion. Hang on. Everybody shut up.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Well, I had a good time with that deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's it called? Fast. We give the people $10,000 worth of free promotion, have their hoes up here for three weeks, do a damn dating game around them for a thousand dollar bar tab on a nationally syndicated show. We show up to the event, there's a lot of people there, a lot of our people. And I was like, this bar tab is going to cost more than a thousand. And I told Nicole, tell them it's going to be 1500. I am not walking out of this place and writing a check for booze after what I've given them. It would have cost me as an advertiser $10,000 to do what I did for them.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Right, right.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I told her, bump it up a nickel because they owe it to us. So she goes in there and tells them that we'll give them a month's worth of more promotion for 500 more dollars. Last week we're on the air, we never mentioned wild pitch. So the manager's calling, bitching, say why didn't you talk about the freaking bar? And I'm like, I'm about to blow my lid.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

She renegotiated, appreciated this deal.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm so glad she did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, give him another $10,000 for 500 worth of Miller Light. Let me go in there the other night and I pay a hundred dollar cab myself. I mean, these guys are indebted to me deeply. Let me see it differently. Because my people don't know how to work barter. They don't know how to work trade. Because if JD is sitting here with this freaking RV pile of crap. 89. The effing rap is going to cost more than the damn thing's worth. It's going to do nothing but break down. I'm going be working for this son of a. In this pile of crap RV for the next 5 years, paying off a debt on a car that I'd made $800 on. And it was over. It was done. It was over with and I didn't want to deal with it. And that's why JD So if you got a problem, you kiss my ass.

[J.D. Ryan]

That was worth every cent.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, you did good.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

On the. On the positive side, luckily, we're all friends with these guys.

[Caller/Guest]

So.

[John Clay Wolf]

I gotta go. I gotta go, I gotta go. I gotta cool off. Y' all do whatever you want to do this day.

[J.D. Ryan]

God dang, man, if I could piss him off. That's so much fun. I will do more of that when he comes back and he's fuming. In a few minutes, it's the John Clay Wolf Radio Experience.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah, we're back.

Back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemetheven.com. call in 800-800-RONIO now. John Clay Wolf.

Sorry about the blow up, everybody.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, you're not.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've recalibrated.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

What happened, J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

I did you a favor, son. That's all I can tell you.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

What the hell happened to you? Are you all right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Robert? Grand Prairie, good morning.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

What a terrible way to wake up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Robert, you there? DJ Prek. Is Robert online too?

[Caller/Guest]

I'm right here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Robert, what's up?

[Caller/Guest]

I'm right here. I'm just.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was just kind of going to.

[Caller/Guest]

Comment on your rant. That was classic. That was classical. I enjoyed the hell out of that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it is. I mean, I. What I'm saying, I really mean. And you know what's funny is the guy from Wild Pitch Sports Bar is going to be pissed of what I just did. And what he doesn't even realize is that he owes me 2,500 for that. So, Vince, if you're listening, get a checkout. I don't want to be paid in Miller Lite and buffalo wings. I want an effing check. 2,500. I just put your name out across the country 50 times in a delivery where people really listen and they're going to remember it.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Wait, they got wings?

[John Clay Wolf]

They've got wings and boobs and beer and good food. Oh, hang on. While we're doing it. Look at this freaking thing that they put in front of me. The girls that made the Deal. They put this, this God damn list in front of me of how I'm supposed to read Robert's message on my show.

[J.D. Ryan]

I want a big warm thank you to your friends at Wild Peach Sports Bar in Fort Worth for hosting our first Fort Worth listener party celebrating our big month of buying over 12000 JD.

[John Clay Wolf]

They can't even get the numbers right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Coming up on June 20th.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jimmy the Vin bought 2000 cars. Just shut up.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wild Pitch Sports Bar.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, hang on. I've got another one I need to.

[J.D. Ryan]

Do in conjunction with Shiner Beer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because my wife, you know, she's like, why don't we barter more stuff?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I'm like, because it takes time to do it right. So she calls me from the store.

[J.D. Ryan]

What store?

[John Clay Wolf]

Three weeks ago. Let me make sure I get the. Since I'm not getting paid for this, let me make sure I get the brand name right. The Mattress Firm.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's a big fan of the show at the Mattress.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And she's at the Mattress Firm laying on some freaking purple bed that cost $7,000. It's like, dude, we've got to have this. And this guy loves your show. Let's work a deal. I'm like, she's laying on the bed with her mom from Denmark in the store. It's got on speaker and the salesman is on the phone with me and we're going to work a trade deal. Oh, no. And I ask him, him, are you in a position to make a dis. Are you the decision maker? And no, no, no, he's not. He's the manager of that store.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

But she's like looking at me like a kid in a candy store. So we wind up paying him. We got a good deal on a kid's mattress. Yeah, it was like 800. We got it for like 400 or 500. But what I didn't want to tell her is, like a good negotiator, those mattress places are like used car. Lots of they'll wiggle. I said, we probably just paid what we probably could have negotiated to. But no, I, I, I think I owe him a bunch of talk on the radio.

[J.D. Ryan]

Mattress Firm.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think I need to plug him for the next two months. Location, website, bring me the goddamn purple bed and I might start talking about it.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

If you want to sleep right, go to Mattress Firm.

[John Clay Wolf]

Shut up. Shut up, Randy.

[Satan (Prince of Darkness)]

It's funny.

[J.D. Ryan]

My favorite part of that whole thing is she's, she's sitting in the chair and John's saying, you know what? Honey, since you're so good at this, why don't you come up here and work and maybe swing some of these deals for us? And she leans back and she goes, I don't work. Literally, just like.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, I talked. So this guy has my cell number. We talk, I don't know, four or five times. He's going to come on Sunday and he's going to send his kid. He comes over, he's going to. I mean, it's just like, oh, my God. Pay him a thousand dollars and make him go away. I'd love to. It. Sorry, Robert. Here I go again. All right. Thank you for.

[Caller/Guest]

This is fantastic. I love the hell out of this.

[John Clay Wolf]

June in Houston. June, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller/Guest]

Hi.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. Hi.

[Caller/Guest]

What's up? Y' all are up. Me, too.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Michael Turley]

She is up.

[Caller/Guest]

Well, I'm up. I'm up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, June, are you drinking?

[Caller/Guest]

No, I don't drink.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you?

[Caller/Guest]

I don't drink very well. I'm a cheap date.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. If you want to sleep it off, go to Mattress.

[J.D. Ryan]

And remember, it's always Lingerie Friday. Lingerie Friday at Wild Pitch Sports Bar.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stop it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Every Friday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just stop it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Belize. Wear their underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stop it. Okay. If I want to plug a bar, I'll just open my own. I've been. When I was 19, I had a bar. When I was 20, we had two. Yeah, I mean, just buy a damn bar. Just buy a bar.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

What a beautiful Wave staff they have over there.

[Satan (Prince of Darkness)]

They do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why don't we just have them all on the radio?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

And.

[John Clay Wolf]

And. And poor Ned, my. My. My friend. My sis. My. My deceased sisters. Elementary friend. I run into him at a place, and I like this guy, and he could play guitar. And we have him come up and play with Bobbo. And we're playing around.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. Stinky Pink.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stinky Pinky, the band, right?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And now. And Ed was on here two days, and now he's like, if he's not on the show, then I'm a bad guy.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, he only talks to you because if he's on the show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but so, like this morning, he's hitting me right out of the gate. You want me up? No, Ned, I don't. I don't want you on the show. If I wanted you on the show, I'd call you and ask you to be on the show.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Hey, John, it's dead. What do y' all want for breakfast this morning?

[John Clay Wolf]

I do want you to come back, but too much of a good thing is too much. We don't need a live guitarist. We've been doing this for 14 years. We've had a live musical I don't know five times. If we wanted a house band, guess what? We just buy an effin house band. I can afford it. I got two planes. What do you got?

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mr. Bart Rager. Do you have that drop from that guy?

[Michael Turley]

I don't have the drop from it, but it will become a drop.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's such a nut. I'm. I'm kidding guys. I don't have two planes. I have no planes.

[Michael Turley]

You want to go? I could play the.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're talking about the guy. The car dealer in Lubbock. That's a maniac. He acts normally like I've been acting for the past 10 minutes. And. And he owes everybody like $50 million. And. Surprised nobody's killed him yet. I'm sure he's going to prison. What's the other clip from this guy?

[Caller/Guest]

So everything I do that makes love better makes me richer. Pretty smart, huh?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

I bought a bunch of downtown for.

[Caller/Guest]

Pennies on the dollar. Now they're worth millions of dollars. Duh.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Opm.

[Caller/Guest]

Other people's money. That's how I did it. When you don't have money, you talk other people into giving you their money so you can use their money to increase your net worth. That's what I did. Opm. But I'm a hell of a salesman.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wow.

[Michael Turley]

That's a sales meeting. Who's doing this?

[John Clay Wolf]

What a. I mean the guy is a bank robber in my opinion.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he ran around and he screwed his lenders out of gazillions of dollars. And he ran around with an attitude like he's something. I think everybody ought to just go whip his ass. How about opm? That bitch?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

How do you not think that Ford Motor Company is going to go after.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was a walk on at Texas Tech? He sucked. He's nothing. And he talks about all of his glory days of football. Brings in Cliff Kingsbury. Pays him too much money with Ford Motor credits money. Brings in Tony Romo to talk highly about him. Pays him too much money with Tony Romo's money. You're talking like he's some goddamn football player. I whip your ass. Bart Rager, opms. We'll be back.

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf show.

Stinky, stinky, Stinky, Stinky.

Hit him up now. 800. 800 radio now.

Tippy Tay to the poodle. Easy horse.

John Clay Wolf.

I love Blondie. Dude. That Tired me out. I feel like when I get done at the auction, because of the auction on those days we're selling, I'm all wound up like that for three and a half hours straight.

[J.D. Ryan]

I hear it, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can't believe in Louisiana. What you got?

[Caller/Guest]

Hey, buddy, I'll barter for you for free. You ought to make a deal with NetJets or somebody like that so you could have a ride. Is Billionaire still in business up in Dallas?

[John Clay Wolf]

I agree. Do you want to put those deals together? I need somebody. I need a salesman. The prop. The reason I never do any barter deals is because I'm too damn busy and I don't want to have to deal with it. But yeah, if. If you want to do it, you got the balls to call.

[Caller/Guest]

I want to do it for you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Then I'm going to put you on hold and let you get with DJ Prek. And you will be our. Our show salesman for network inventory and trade.

[Michael Turley]

Wait, he's doing it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wait, he's going to do it for free?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, and see if it works.

[J.D. Ryan]

And if.

[Caller/Guest]

If it works. And you can hire me. How about that?

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you mean? So in your. Can we barter for your compensation?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? What? What? I mean, what could I offer you in trade? Beer and wings. So that's what everybody else wants to.

[Caller/Guest]

No, not at all. I think you got screwed on that deal. First off, you should have got more than you gave, don't you think?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, God.

[Caller/Guest]

I mean, the other person needs to think they did the same way.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's no question. I. We need to do a better job of it. And the reason I never engage the people at the places, they're not bad. It's just. We're not. We're not. Here's the truth.

[Caller/Guest]

The good sales, they're not understanding what you want.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is a. This is a number one, B, number two. The good radio people that are salesmen, because that's what you need to do to put these deals together. Work for the radio stations, right? So they can't work for me on the side, and I don't have enough of it for them to make 200 grand a year, because that's what good radio salespeople make. So I'm giving it to people to handle that don't do this. And that's why I'm coming up short. I'm actually not even giving it to anybody. I'm just. When it comes to me, we make these terrible deals that are just ridiculous. Peter, I agree with you, especially and he's from Louisiana. Did you know Louisiana was voted the best state in the. In the United States this week?

[J.D. Ryan]

What category?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. Drunken phone.

[Caller/Guest]

For what? It had to be drunk and fun because we're number 50 and everything.

[John Clay Wolf]

Drunken fun. Peter, I'm gonna put you on hold. Pre K. I'm gonna put him on hold. And if you'll get his information and Turley will get with him or Ronnie can get with him. Get. Give him to Ronnie and they'll make it. They'll figure this out. Peter, thank you for calling.

[Michael Turley]

It's funny. You're talking about the auction. We do have some audio from the lane if you ever want to know what John sounds like. Because you said you were wound up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on. I already know what this is gonna sound like. I don't know if I want to play this on the Internet. Why? Because, I mean, I, I. When I'm in auction ring ringleaders, P.T. barnum mode, I'm pretty wound up. When I get done with that, I crash for a couple hours, actually. I go drink, and then I crash. I mean, it really takes a lot at me. This show takes a lot out of me, but that takes more out of me. So what does it sound like? Is it bad?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

From where I sit at the auction, and I'm over on lane 16, you're doing lane 17. So I'm looking right at you for the entire show. You're like a Muppet over there, right? You're like one of Jim Henson's Muppets. You're like. And Cody's just looking at you sideways like, when's he going to stop?

[J.D. Ryan]

When's he going to stop? Yeah.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

You do have very good timing with.

[John Clay Wolf]

He. Cody and I have very good timing together.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

So it's just wild. It's just. I didn't realize until. Until I started recording audio myself. Just going out, Going out of my way to record audio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

That's when I started watching. I'm like, holy God. So this guy's nuts.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's like animal on the puppets now. You think about it on the drums.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay? Understand this. We do something that no one else has ever been able to do.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Except Bob Hollandshead up in pa. And it damn near killed him. He's on a pacemaker. He hasn't been to the auction five years because he knows. Bit a little. Kill him. And I watched. I never saw him do his deal, but I heard enough about it, and I talked to him a lot, and. And he kind of gave me the Encouragement, like, just be yourself.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Is he showy, too?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Worse. Okay, worse. And. And so I. I started just. You got to create so much energy just to. To keep everyone's attention and keep the momentum. You're managing momentum. We're moving $10 million worth of merchandise in three hours. Every 45 seconds, two cars sell in each lane. And I have to keep 300 people online and 50 people on the floor. I have to keep all this going because if you don't, it'll calm down. Naturally, everybody gets tired and starts calming down and starts going through the motions. And then you start getting results like everyone else, and they suck. And we have too much money on the line to do that, so we've got to go. I mean, it's not. Because it's not out of fun. It's out of fear.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

No, it's a three hour tour, but you engage the crowd.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I want to hear what you did.

[Michael Turley]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

9:23. 923. I want to point out to everyone what a beautiful job our recon department did, painting the surface of this car since it has a fade on the roof and the truck paints off of it. We spent 300, 400, and we painted the top of it so it bring more money. Oh, no. We did. It looks like Fido's ass. Okay, let's give it away because we can't pay the car. Go ahead. Six grand to have on.

[Michael Turley]

So then you go on and sell the car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Michael Turley]

Which this is. So remember, you're in the lane. Somebody's in the lane. A buyer is hearing John talk about.

[John Clay Wolf]

This car before they buy it. Let me tell you what was really going on there. That was really going on there. But. But also my time. Time is I'm so jammed down that here's an opportunity. I know Craig, the buyer was listening. I know Steve Martinico, the recon manager, was listening. They're both right there. So I'm like, you know what? Right now, let's just get this over with. Let's embarrass everybody and let's train while we're going, because there's no way. And let's educate the buyers online to make sure that they realize that this car needs 300, 400 worth of top end paintwork. It was an SI Civic. Those are hot property. It's good merchandise. The car will bring a lot of. The car would have made a lot of money. And if I wasn't in such a hurry, I would have pulled it out. Anybody else would have pulled the car out, went and got it painted and picked up the extra money on the flip side. But I wanted to make a point of it and let the buyer. Let the buyer. Let that buyer make $1,000 on me that day, and he'll be back next week.

[J.D. Ryan]

Video. One time when you get down and you took a baseball bat, smashed out.

[John Clay Wolf]

A windshield because they've got to quit letting cars run through the auction lane with cracked windshields.

[J.D. Ryan]

You sure did a job on it.

[Michael Turley]

Now here's another clip. And this is everybody. Oh, you make so much money. You make so much money. Well, here's an example of losing money sitting in the lane, listening to what it sounds like when money's lost.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stop where you got, like, y' all.

[Caller/Guest]

Open it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where you want to be. You open it. Do you have a dealer's license? I know he does. What do you want to give open. So I sold it. 2500 back of MMR.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why. Why'd I do that? I don't remember.

[Michael Turley]

I don't know.

[J.D. Ryan]

I was going to ask you the same thing. Why don't you just move that one through and get.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because if you stop the train.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you start no sailing cars, you lose your momentum. And if you lose your momentum, then you'll sell 50% versus 95%. And if you have $8 million worth of stock on the ground that moment, guess what. You got another 8 million in the pipeline on transport trucks. And all these people that call in, they're going to give me the vin right now loading these cars in. We're buying cars. I got to keep moving the money.

[J.D. Ryan]

Gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's why I can't afford to stop.

[J.D. Ryan]

It and rain again.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what I do is give a car away cheap. Sell some cars. It's called chumming the water. Ah, okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Now I get it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stir them up. Let somebody steal something. What happens when a slot machine goes off on a casino floor?

[J.D. Ryan]

Everybody starts going play.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got to keep it going.

[J.D. Ryan]

Got to be near that one.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's going to. I have to use as much energy and momentum when we're losing on the days when the market turns and the whole thing's lost and we walk out of there 100 grand down as the days when we walk other 100 grand up, you got to. Because you got to keep the market moving. You've got to keep the flow going or it won't work. And that's why people are. Oh, I could do that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You go get you some. You go try it. Get your tums and your. And your all your, all your, all your stomach medicines and your antidepressants and your tranquilizers ready, get you some because it is a stressful gig. It is a very stressful gig.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

I enjoy, man. It's a great gig.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's fun.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Of course I got no skins in the race.

[John Clay Wolf]

And there's some days that we make some really great money, like more than you think. And there's some days that we lose a lot of money, like more than you think. So you got to get. I've been doing it 25 years and you just get to where you're like, we're working an average. I mean, every day isn't three inches of powder, you know, every day is not powder skin. Every day is not sunshine. You just got to keep doing it, keep doing it and keep doing it. Because there's never been a year I've been doing this, I don't know, 24 years, something. There's never been a year that I've lost money in the wholesale car business. Has there been a month? Hell yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Has there been two months? Absolutely. But the average, we sell the car, we buy the cars on an average, we sell the cars on an average and we just cost average everything. And it works out. But it's a ballsy, ballsy game.

[Michael Turley]

Well, that's why you can pay [e-mail] there's no question.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's seriously, I mean I'm not, I'm giving away some trade secrets, but I really, I've stepped back and looked at this whole mess. Not many people that would do it. And I, I don't. And I've talked about Holland's head enough up in pa. He, he was the granddaddy of this methodology and nobody, everybody up there watched him do it for 30 years. Nobody do it.

[Michael Turley]

So you gotta be crazy, basically.

[John Clay Wolf]

You gotta be half ass crazy. And that's why I understand Bart Rager.

[Michael Turley]

But you better understand the crazy side, but not the.

[John Clay Wolf]

I understand. But he didn't have the internal clutch system in his transmission to know when to pull back and be a businessman. He's just an absolute psychotic, self absorbed freak. When you get. And we're talking about this car dealership out in Lubbock that got like 50 million or $80 million, flipped with their creditors and started lying about where they were on their floor plan checks. I can't believe they pulled it off. It's very much like what Kenneth Lay and Jeffrey Skilling did down in Houston. And I don't know when it was 88 or something in Enron. When you're broke and you act like you're rich and you keep charging forward getting broker, I mean, how's this gonna end?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, that's the problem. You know, you can do math, you can pull back and go, how's this going to end?

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Me in prison and I've, I, I've.

[John Clay Wolf]

Heard people talk about us like in the business. Oh, there's no way they're making money. This some is crazy. They, they, they think that we're like that, that we're out of control. No, I act like I'm out of control. I'm not out of control. I know exactly what, what I mean. I been doing a long time and I have gone broke before. I went broke in 040505 in the new car business. Anyway. Hey, Rusty. Good morning.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, hey man. I've been to the auto auction down there. I go with one of my friends.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

That's got his wholesale license. You know the conference room and stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

But I just go sit in all the cool cars. There's like 6,500 cars from G63s to Ferraris to beaters.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Caller/Guest]

And excuse me, just walked in the door. So my friends in there making his living. I walk around sitting the cool cars and hit my bait pipe, listen to the tunes and see which has got the best stereo and air conditioner. So that weird looking Mercedes G63 is awesome. But on your rants you need to look up something called hypomanic. Because I got diagnosed with death after they hit me with steroids. Hard injectable ones. But it's one of those things. There's so much adrenaline in it. I went to a Randy Couture and Tito Ortiz MMA fight back in the days. That was when Randy Couture picked up Tito Ortez by the ankles and spanked his butt like a baby for 30 seconds at the fifth round of the fight. It was wild. I go to the car auction to get that adrenaline rush because the doctors tell me to settle down or die. I go for the, the rush man.

[John Clay Wolf]

And do I, do I give you the rush? Do I, do I do Is watching me help you with your hypomania.

[Caller/Guest]

Dude. We relate hypomanic to trap hypomanics. I got a PhD friend that's a research scientist. He's crazier BS, you know, and, but it's true. So it's, it's absolutely a great thing to have if you have to have something. But they like to tell you no good because you're a white dude and you have to go kick ass. You got 300 people to take care of. I was a regional sales rep forever.

[John Clay Wolf]

And Rusty, I'm out of time. If I don't go to break, then I'm gonna have to write a bunch of checks to advertisers.

[Caller/Guest]

Go to your email. I still the rant of. Of Kale Gundy going off. I'm 40, I'm a man. I can take it. You know what I mean?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah, yeah. That was funny. That was funny. Rusty is, of course, from Oklahoma. Thank you, Rusty. And thank you, JD and thank you, Bobbo. And I think I'm gonna go take a nap like Bobbo did. I'll be maybe back. Maybe, maybe without me. I don't know. Be back.

Now. Back to the John Clay Wolf Show.

Well, I'm high all the time, baby. What you mean?

Hit him up right now, 1-800-800 radio.

Like a 1 legged man in a ball kicking contest.

This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

We have a lot of callers online. That's funny. Jerry and Frisco, good morning.

[Caller/Guest]

Man. John, I just listen to you earlier when you gave that guy a hard time in the 07 freestyle.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

I mean, you could have told him to go on Craigslist. Instead you started like Bart Rager, man. You're sucking the ear out of the room.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hear you, man. I got so mesmerized by listening to. I actually did some research for that Bart Rager story this week and listen to a lot of their hidden recordings. The guys I worked there. Oh, you did?

[Caller/Guest]

You don't understand. After he gets through yelling and screaming at you, he'd send you an email with Joel Osteen's prayer of the day.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got to. I forgot about all that. To be a true psychopath. To be a true psychopath, a narcissistic, crazy man, you have to bring Jesus into it. I forgot all of it. So he's a man of the cloth on top of it.

[Caller/Guest]

And that's. And that's after he called your names, would say a P or a C because you weren't doing the job.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then he would. He would say scripture that. See, I got to get into that next if I'm really going to channel Bart Rager.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, if you knew the stories. One of his managers punched out another salesman because he didn't do the job. Oh, right in the shoulder.

[John Clay Wolf]

I bet he acted better next time. Sean and Odessa, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller/Guest]

Good morning, Mr. Wolf. How are you today?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm. I'm. I need to calm down because I'm wearing. I'm wearing myself out is what I'm doing.

[Caller/Guest]

I'm telling you, man, you're on about an 11.

[John Clay Wolf]

A little torqued up what's up?

[Caller/Guest]

But I will tell you, it makes a great radio. Hey, I just want to let you know, man, I've. I caught your show live about a year ago, and I started looking into you. I found you on my podcast app, and I went all the way back to where it very first started. I think it was 95 on the podcast deal. And I sat there and I just play them over and over. You're all I listen to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Sean. Dude, I appreciate that. And that's why every Saturday morning, when sometimes I think I don't want to get up and do this, I think, man, we've got a lot of people that depend on us on Saturday morning to make them smile. And that. That gives me a. That gives me a jolt of energy to. To do this. It's. It's cool. It's. It's really, really cool. It's like a little fraternity, actually. It's turned into a big one in. In the honor of Bart Rager. It's a half a million people. One clubhouse.

[J.D. Ryan]

Clubhouse. Come on, hang out with us. It is.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, the ratings show. We got a half a million listeners in all the markets right away. That's pretty fun. Big Ed. What are you doing, you Puerto Rican prick?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

God, nothing much. Just waiting to go pick up lunch from one of our favorite places.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dude, wait a minute. You're not.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are you doing?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Well, you know how it is, John. You put the bounty out there, we hit the bounty, and it's my job to go get lunch, sir. You know that.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what I do with the. With all the buyers downstairs is when we hit a number, we cater lunch to the whole company downstairs, and it gets expensive. So did you work a trade deal?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

I worked a trade deal.

[Michael Turley]

A little barter.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

You know, I'm not as great as you are, obviously.

[John Clay Wolf]

You gave him $10,000 worth of airtime for five for. For 300 worth of sandwiches.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

I promised 15,000. I apologize, sir. 15,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

So. So. So did you come up here to do a plug?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

I need to. I need to. I promise them something. You know I like to keep my promises. I know. I'm from Brooklyn. You know, not all of us will keep our promises up north, but I'm trying to do that since I'm Here in Texas now, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so how much would the bill have been for?

[J.D. Ryan]

Who?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Well, it's 20%.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, oh, we're gonna plug some sandwich shop for a 20% discount.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

20%? 20%.

[Satan (Prince of Darkness)]

Barbecue, sir.

[J.D. Ryan]

Barbecue.

[John Clay Wolf]

20%.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Where's the 20% going?

[John Clay Wolf]

So they bump Ed's tab up 20%. Telling me, you dumbass. So who is this for? Go ahead and do it. I want to see how stupid you are.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Angelo's Barbecue. Angelo's Barbecue has been in Fort Worth for a while.

[Michael Turley]

I heard.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's money I've spent at Angelo's Barbecue over the past 30 years.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's not their fault you're an alcoholic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Probably 3,000. So I'm fixing to give them $3,000 worth of plugs. Yeah, for 20% off of a couple of goddamn sandwiches. Angelo's got the barbecue. Dude, their beers are awesome. They created that big frozen mug schooner where the ice is just falling off the side. Listen, you better get me a bar tab there. I'm gonna whip you.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Let me tell you, the ice cold beer over there. I've seen two 90 year old ladies there at 11 o' clock in the morning time.

[John Clay Wolf]

I used to going there with my granddad when I really.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

They love the beer over there, I tell you that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Been there forever. So how much is the bill today.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Is going to be? 290ish.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that's so 300 bucks. And that's with 20% off?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

That's with 20% off?

[Satan (Prince of Darkness)]

Yes, sir.

[Michael Turley]

Barbecue.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Hey, anybody that used to be in the radio business that knows how to sell barter time, please go to jobs. Give me the Vicom, please. Let's start doing this right. This has gotten ridiculous. This is getting stupid. I'm sitting there giving these guys network and inventory for 20% off. This is. This is the dumbest S I've ever heard of in my life. They ought to be paying us and bringing us lunch, Ed.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Yeah, well, you know, I do the best I can. You know, I'm only from Brooklyn.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't forget, boy, that you really, really dig. You drive a hard bargain. All right. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars already. Be back a minute.

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John presented by Kimmy the.

[J.D. Ryan]

Can you help me get this ankle monitor off?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hit him up now. 800. 800 radio.

If Kia made a truck, you'd be.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Wow. I wish I thought.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, John Clay Wolf.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Head knocker.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is this Head knocker? Yes. Is it Foreigner?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

God, I hadn't Heard this song forever.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Listen, you know what? Lou Graham sounds so great on this. Mick Jones is just playing the hell out of that guitar, man. Early Foreigner. I'm sorry. A little better. A little better than the late Foreigner.

[John Clay Wolf]

I remember when Foreigner 4 came out. I rode my Mongoose bicycle up to the Stop and Go when they used to sell lps and bought it and rode back with it between my fingers on the bars. Same thing with acdc. Back in Black. And same thing with Sticks. Paradise Theater.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you think CDs are going to be worth anything in the future or should we just throw them all in out like records?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Throw them out.

[John Clay Wolf]

The records are valuable today. The albums, the vinyl. I don't think CDs will be because.

[Michael Turley]

They'Re too easy to duplicate.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, there's nothing sexy about them. There's no artwork. There's no feel there. I mean, mp. I mean. So you suggest we're talking about this cuz we're moving and my wife has. She's been like collecting Britney Spears and Dice Girl CDs since she was 4. And I'm like, throw them in the trash can.

[Michael Turley]

Do they have inserts and all that stuff? Stuff when you pull them out?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

I mean, that might be something someday. It's kind of how. How much space is going to take up in one box?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, she wants to put them in a rack or something. I was like, oh, God. But. Well, you know. But is that the same conversations people were having about vinyl?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, it'll be one day.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

It was. It was about 20 years ago. Yeah, if you got the jewel boxes. Hold on to. Have you seen my office, man? I got my old CD rack. Do you. Stuff I've been buying since I was a teenager.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what she said. I've been buying this stuff all my life. I'm not gonna throw it away. You okay? Slappy Kingwood. Good morning.

[Caller/Guest]

Hey, how's it going there, John?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's pretty good. Slappy.

[Caller/Guest]

Now, man, I got a 2. 2008 300C, man, it's just short of 50, 000 miles. I got everything except the navigation on it. I just want to see what you. What you take for it.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Caller/Guest]

It's that metallic light blue color.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

My wife got it for me and I just didn't like the color. But I mean, it's. I like black cars, but it's a light metallic blue color.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is your wife a white girl or a black girl?

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, man, she's Indian.

[John Clay Wolf]

No offense, but he's from Oklahoma. She Drives up to the border to that Oklahoma Indian tobacco shop. Brings me my smokes at a discount. And since the doctor made me quit smoking, now she goes up and gets my puffers. What do they call them? What, what's the vapors?

[Caller/Guest]

I tell you one thing, and he is a battle man. You pull that thing up to the red light.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

And you got some old 88 fox Mustang next to you. It'll eat your ass.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a SRT or a C? It's a C. I'm a seven thousand dollar buyer on that body style.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, sell that, sell that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hit it. And we'll buy the car too. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Matthew in Las Vegas.

[Caller/Guest]

Hey, how's it going?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's pretty loud. Are you in a. Are you in a haul truck?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, I'm driving right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds like it. Where are you right now?

[Caller/Guest]

I got. I'm on the freeway.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but I mean we're, we're across the country, so. Tell the people where you. What are you looking at? At your windshield.

[Caller/Guest]

I'm looking at blue skies in Las Vegas, Nevada. Just working in the morning out here. Kind of hot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. So we got it. We got a Malibu. We got a Malibu, a 13 Malibu. Four cylinder or six.

[Caller/Guest]

It's a four.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And what color is it? I bet it's Sandy's like bronzy color. All the cars out there that color to reflect the sun, it seems like.

[Caller/Guest]

No, I got a. Mine's a gray.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Is it a LT LS or LTZ?

[Caller/Guest]

An LS.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Just a little rental car. How many miles?

[Caller/Guest]

83.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Okay. Okay. It's a five grander. 5,500. Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

Now what about. What if I still owe on the car? How does that work?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you load it into. In that. The last guy, the srt you need to go to. Givemethe vintage. Give me the vin.com and load it up. But what we'll do is we'll pay off your payoff. So if your payoff's ten grand, then you owe us the difference. If your payoff's two grand, then we owe you the difference and we pay off your lender. Thanks. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. I don't think I've given the website out in like three hours. It's give me the VIN, give me the Vi.com is the company that buys all the cars. And you can also text bid now to 888111. Chris in Houston. Good morning you're on the air.

[Caller/Guest]

Hey, John, how are you doing this morning?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I'm a little torqued up. I mean, I had too much coffee, I believe.

[Caller/Guest]

I hear you, brother. Hey, I just wanted to hear that. That Bob O bit y' all did. I Buy the Cars, man. I was trying to look for it on the podcast. Can't hear it, man. Remember he made that song, I Buy the Cars?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. The Barryman.

[Caller/Guest]

Let's hear that on the radio, brother. Love your show. Long time listeners.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you.

[Caller/Guest]

All are doing great, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks. Dude. That's funny, that Baba. How long did we do this?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Dude, that had to be, oh, 2010.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or 11 maybe, back when the show was called Real Deal. And then, oh yeah, we got into a trademark battle with V Auto over it. Speaking of, we have people lifted on our trademark. That's why I got Give me the VIN trademarked. I've got. Give me the vin, Text me the vin, send me the. I got everything I could think of that all the poachers were gonna. Once this was popular, the poachers were gonna try to steal. And one of two of our main competitors on Google, straight up stealing it had to send them cease and desist letters. One of them. I know.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Well, and on a global basis. You know, out in the Philippines, somebody tried to start a company that says underwear is your car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

What the hell does that.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we did get the so as you can do it in your underwear trademark. It's ridiculous, but it's the way it is. Did you find it? Totally. We'll do it later. Well, I.

[Michael Turley]

You play. Play it out at the end of the segment.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, at the end of this segment, we're switching. We're going to lose CPS in Dallas and we're going to lose the buzz in Houston. But you can go to the stream@john claywolf.com or listen to us off the iHeartMedia player on just pick the bear in Wichita Falls, Texas, or the eagle in Baton Rouge. Or the fastest way is just go to john claywolf.com you get the stream and then the podcast goes up about one o'. Clock. You know, we get 2,000, 3,000 pulls a week off that now it's funny how little things just grow, grow. That's still in the big podcast numbers. Is not a big number, but maybe more than that. Maybe 5,000. I forgot. But it's pretty cool. So last week when you were off and JD did a crappy recording of it, all the podcast people got angry.

[J.D. Ryan]

I did. On purpose.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. Well, we got that correct.

[J.D. Ryan]

Thank God I'm never gonna have to run the board again.

[Michael Turley]

Couple weeks here.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

What?

[Michael Turley]

20Th anniversary.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're gonna be good.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm sick that day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everything.

[Michael Turley]

You know, I was listening down line. You do so much Connecticut and it sounded fine. I couldn't tell the thing.

[J.D. Ryan]

Awful.

[Michael Turley]

By the way, here's the I buy the cars.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on. I want to do this quick. We'll go out with that Carl O5 Viper SRT. How many miles?

[Caller/Guest]

11,580.

[John Clay Wolf]

And where do you live.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Eddie?

[Caller/Guest]

Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

But what city? I'm just thinking about the freight.

[Caller/Guest]

Eddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where's that?

[Caller/Guest]

Halfway between Temple and Waco.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, you're close. Okay. We just sitting Uncle Roy down with drivers sit down by Colleen. We can pick it up. How many?

[Caller/Guest]

Make sure he brings the little boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles again?

[Caller/Guest]

11,580.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color is it?

[Caller/Guest]

Black.

[John Clay Wolf]

$35,000.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, come on.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, I'm sitting here looking at a. I'm thinking the ones I bought and I'm looking. So there's one that brought 32,000 with 18,000 miles in February.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's one that brought 31,000 with 14,000 miles. I think something's wrong with that car because the CR grader is a little low. And then here's a $22,000 one with 71,000 miles. Then I had a few of them and I bought a bunch of them off of that famous poker player up in Amarillo Slim Pickens. Amarillo Slim. Anyway, Eddie, go to give me the vin.com and load it up. I'd like to buy it. Appreciate it. Okay, so we're going out with this and then join on the stream. If we lose you on Houston, you can jump over to 97.5. They carry our number five. That's coming up. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars for givemetheven.com.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

I was born with a wholesale license and I bid the very first car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Car.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

I bid the fors and the Subarus together. I'm John Clay Wolf and I buy the car. I buy the cars that barely start or go I buy cars that wind up in Mexico I've even bought a piece of store too I buy the cars I buy the cars oh, my carpets can make you mad or here's a hobby to make you glad and I'll buy that minivan if you say it's nice I'll bet any old kind of truck Gas or diesel who gives.

[John Clay Wolf]

A. I'll sell you. You can buy I can buy if.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

You'Ll sell Send the title through the mail I buy the cars that gear has crashed and burned I buy Corvettes and Hyundais Buick Looser I'll take that Chevrolet for 175 I buy the cars.

[John Clay Wolf]

I buy the car now broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show.

[Caller/Guest]

Hey, he's pretty cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hit him up now. 800-800-800-RADIO. Now, John Clay Wolf.

You know, J.D. it's interesting. We're getting hammered in a good way.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

With fan mail from the website. Contact us through the show page. John claywolf.com and the. Give me the Vincent. But what this tells me, in order to perform to a level that stimulates everybody, you have to be out of your freaking head.

[J.D. Ryan]

Kind of.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because I've been out of my head this morning.

[J.D. Ryan]

You really have.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's been fun, and it's got everybody jazzed up and excited.

[Michael Turley]

Sure. It's your fault, J.D. by the way.

[John Clay Wolf]

What I do.

[Michael Turley]

Because you're the one that brought it up with the damn rv.

[J.D. Ryan]

I didn't bring it up. All I, like, did is not bring it up. And that made him mad because I was mad because I'm mad because he sold the rv. I'm familiar.

[John Clay Wolf]

And listening to this. Listen. Turn it up a little bit. So is he out of his head when he was in his best. Absolutely. A little bit.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And all these singers that kill themselves and do crazy stuff in order to please their fans, they have to be out of their head and they wind up on dope. And we've just figured out why all these guys go nuts. So maybe next level is I get a drug habit.

[Michael Turley]

No, no, no. That's why you only do it once a week.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Because if you did daily, you would gather.

[John Clay Wolf]

To sustain.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

There'd be no way.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Yeah. That lifestyle. Not for everybody. Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

J.D. back when y' all were peing and you were beating Howard Stern in Dallas.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

You were out of your head.

[J.D. Ryan]

Absolutely. Alcohol drinking every day. So was he out of your head? It was on our. It was in our contract. We should work. We could drink.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's the exact same thing I'm talking about. Yeah. That. So during that time in radio in Dallas, Texas, y' all were number one for an extended amount of time. And you were out of your freaking mind.

[J.D. Ryan]

Pretty much. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Living like idiots and rock stars. And it came out over the air, dude.

[J.D. Ryan]

Things every single day. Yeah. And I was the calm one.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you were sitting there nipping on.

[J.D. Ryan]

Vodka in the Truck during the breaks there. Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just a full blown ass alcoholic.

[J.D. Ryan]

Alcoholic. Every single day.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

We should try that.

[J.D. Ryan]

I think you already have.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, not to the level that you're talking. Never.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, every single day. No, no, no, no, no, no. We were doing well. We were Monday through Friday. Yeah. Every day drunk. By 7 o' clock when the show was over, both of us had, I'm sure, The legal number 2.0s. No. At least.

[Michael Turley]

And how did you get home?

[J.D. Ryan]

Dude, after a while, you're functioning. That is a normal level. Long story really short, somebody came up with a breathalyzer once and I thought, you're not gonna blow anything because I'm feeling completely normal. Guess what? I blew a 2.1.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[J.D. Ryan]

And I felt complete. I felt like. I feel right now, I felt completely normal.

[Michael Turley]

Was that kind of eye opening for you?

[J.D. Ryan]

Very much so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get this last night. We're not on in Dallas now, so my daughter won't hear this. Last night I drop her off at a party. She's 15. And take her to a party to a friend's house who has a daughter same age. She's like, hey, I want to go to so and so's house. I'm like, sure. And I pull up and I was like, who else comes? She invited a lot of people. And I said, hey, tell this guy. I'll just say, steve, nobody will know who he is. Come out and talk to me. When I let her out. And he came, hey, man, we're talking. Good. I love this guy. And it's like, are there gonna be drinking here tonight? He said, yes. I'm like, okay. So we talked about it for a while and he explained his theory. This is his third daughter. He said, dude, slow burn. He said, if you, if you, if you. They're gonna do it. If you force them out of it, then they're gonna hide it from you. And he said, we're here controlled. No boys go in the bathroom, no boys going to bedroom. You know, just. He said, really? They just walk around with beers and act cool? That's really what he's. He's been watching this for a while. And I had just given her the riot act on the way over there about drinking. Yep. So I listened to his theory long enough and. And I said, hey, come, come back. And when you go inside, tell Tab to come back. I don't want to talk to her. And the good alcoholic I am. I pulled a beer out of a. Of a. I'd stopped at the store because I'm out in the pool Room upstairs. And I'd stopped and got an 18 to reload the fridge. And I pulled a beer out that was still cold, and I gave it to her. And I told her, I said, here's the deal. And I explained to him what he was talking, and she was shocked. So when I went and picked her up last night at 11, I figured she'd be wasted. Nothing. So maybe he's right. What do you think?

[J.D. Ryan]

It's his third daughter.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's his third daughter.

[J.D. Ryan]

How were the first two? Well, they're in prison.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, they're at college. And they're fine. And they're good.

[J.D. Ryan]

Then theory is. Theory works.

[John Clay Wolf]

But with him.

[J.D. Ryan]

But I mean, it depends on the kid, too. It really depends on the kids.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you take it away, then they chase it. Okay, so. So in eighth grade, I went to parties and had. There were beer parties in eighth grade. She's gonna. She's sophomore, so I'm an idiot. I mean, her mother was 15 when I started dating her. We used to drink.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

So do you. I just don't know. I don't know what. I don't know how to be a parent. This is my first teenage kid.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're doing your best. You're the same as every other parent. You're your first kid and she trusts you. You trust her. That's huge, dude. That's huge. I can't tell you how huge that is.

[John Clay Wolf]

But when I handed her that beer, I felt so guilty.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because.

[J.D. Ryan]

But you handed it to her with a. With a story.

[John Clay Wolf]

You just go, remember who you are.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Remember this.

[J.D. Ryan]

Totally different than just tossing her a beer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't be an idiot. Just nip on it. And pace yourself. And don't get drunk. You don't need to get drunk. You can get buzzed, do whatever. But. And when I picked her up, she had. She was. She was. I don't know. I think it. I think it went. I don't know if she drank it at all. I hand it to her. Sealed. I don't know, Turley, what do you think? See, you've got a kid coming, too.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. How old were you? When you start drinking beer, tell the truth. Not. Not stealing one out of the fridge, but, like, 15. Okay. Yeah. So that's the age. Here we are. Yeah. 15. 15. 16.

[Michael Turley]

Right there. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

So for my kid, I think, like, what JD's saying, it's a trust thing. And I think in. I think with your daughter, it's the same thing. She's like, you know what? I don't need to be that way. I think she's smart enough. Not saying all kids are dumb, but I think she's smart enough to realize, you know, I don't have to be that cool. But by giving her the leeway on it, I mean, it's not. You're not saying it's like, turn to.

[John Clay Wolf]

The right to go left. It's risky.

[Michael Turley]

Yes. And so that's. I almost kind of in the standpoint of like, you got to understand what we're doing here. Like, this is a one time thing. If you've screwed up, it's done. It is done. So, you know, there is a leak.

[John Clay Wolf]

You screw it up. What if she. If I picked her up last night, she was wasted, did she screw up? Did she do what I did? She do Opposite. Not wasted, but she's throwing up.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, that I think. So you put some responsibility on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Should I, you know, in the next few weeks, take her out and get her wasted? No, no. Get him to puke. Do the old, do the old dip until you puke, smoke till you puke thing? No. Does that work? No.

[Michael Turley]

I think by you're. You're making her have some responsibility and you treated her like an adult. Really? I mean, obviously she's not an adult yet, but that type of responsibility, you saw how she can handle it, right? She couldn't handle it then, you know, you have that talk with her too.

[John Clay Wolf]

She texted me, she said, hey, I'm gonna uber back. And. And, And I was like, she's sliding in wasted. So I said, no, I'll come pick you up. And I figured I was gonna catch her. Sure. Oh, no.

[J.D. Ryan]

Are you the one even gonna.

[John Clay Wolf]

How about what do you think? Are you listening?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

No. It's like JD says. The trust is a major issue. You know, I. William. Boys and girls are different. William has been sharing mine with me to a very minimal extent since he was about 16. He went out with his friends when he was about 17 and called me at 1 o' clock in the morning. And I was just beginning to get a little worried because you know how kids run around.

[John Clay Wolf]

Joe and Katie, hang tight. I'm gonna take your diesel to the airport.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

And he said, dad, I've been drinking and I shouldn't drive home. Is it okay if I stay the night over here? And I said, yes. So when you have trust, when you can talk about these things, you're so far ahead of at least half of the parents out there, the clueless parents out there. And you know who I'm talking about. You know, there's a lot of people just don't they repress their children so severely. Look at me. This is what repression does for you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Alongside what you say. Real quick.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on. This is good, okay? Because I know where Bobbo's going. Yeah, he was raised in a stench cath. You tell it. You tell it better.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Stern. Stern. I mean serious, serious, fundamentally religious people.

[J.D. Ryan]

So you're blaming that on your drinking? Drinking on that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jd.

[J.D. Ryan]

Shut up, John, just shut up. So you're blaming where you are now on your parents?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

I'm just saying repression causes rebellion directly.

[J.D. Ryan]

How old are you?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

49.

[J.D. Ryan]

Maybe you should have gotten over it.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

What's your parents. Of course I'm over it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, there you go.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

What are you saying?

[J.D. Ryan]

You're saying that where you are now, it's just your parents.

[Michael Turley]

Aa.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's got nothing to do with aa. It's about being a human being and a grown up. For God's sake, why don't you try it?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

What are you saying?

[J.D. Ryan]

Why don't you try it?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

I think I make perfect sense.

[John Clay Wolf]

JD's getting bitchy in his old age, no doubt.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Holy God.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're drinking. But the way he says you're drinking, like he says, he's saying that his parents repressed him. You say it to me too. You say it to me too. Like. Like there's an issue, you know, you're drinking. I'm a victim. Just because you spun out and hit the culvert, pipe and flipped over.

[J.D. Ryan]

What I was gonna ask you guys is, do either one of you have a deal with your kid, with your kids, you or Michael, that where, hey, you can call me at any time. I'll come get you, no questions asked.

[John Clay Wolf]

Asked that. That dad also gave me that advice. He said, I've got no question.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, but he's not. I mean, mine's 13, so it's not quite 13.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, Mike, when you were drinking at partying at 15, what was the story? What was the deal with your parents?

[Michael Turley]

Oh, it was the same. Like Bobbo, they didn't know. No idea. Yeah, I was squeaky clean.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

So are you blaming your parents for your drinking?

[J.D. Ryan]

Absolutely, I'm blaming mine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Isn't that. That, Isn't that God?

[J.D. Ryan]

Here's the thing. Come Wednesday, he's gonna walk up to my desk and go, so are you blaming your knees and you mean because you hang on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everything I think I have, I don't let go.

[J.D. Ryan]

Clearly.

[Michael Turley]

I think you have to experience that too. So, you know, if somebody's trying to sneak around also, he's gotta have. It's kind of two sides.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

I know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. Who knows? Joe and Katie, Good morning. You're on there.

[Caller/Guest]

Hey, what's up, brother?

[John Clay Wolf]

Not much. You got a 15 diesel with 50,000 miles crew cab, short bed. Is it leather or cloth?

[Caller/Guest]

It's got cloth. It's got 35. They're brand new. And then it's got the black OEM Laramie wheels on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds pretty. What trim level is it? Is it a Laramie or is it a SLT or is it st?

[Caller/Guest]

It's actually. No, it's not. It's a tradesman. I just. Buddy of mine just gave me the wheels. He didn't want them. He put bigger tires on it. So I got the Laramie wheels. But it's a tradesman.

[John Clay Wolf]

It sounds pretty. I mean, it's a tradesman that's been dressed, so that's cool. Does 30 grand.

[Caller/Guest]

Real good looking truck, man. That's kind of low. Auto nation offered me 32.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I haven't seen it. So I'm thinking black grilled. Is it a black grill or a chrome grill?

[Caller/Guest]

I got the front grill. Is the ram grill that newer style looking one?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, there. There's a chrome appearance package and then there's a. Hey, I'm. I work for the gun. What. What color's the truck?

[Caller/Guest]

It's not the.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Hey, I work.

[Caller/Guest]

It's the. The truck is white. But then you know that like if you buy the Ram edition, the power wagon, that's. The grill is on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's good. Okay, so it doesn't look like you double as a border agent and drive the. The Mexico border.

[Caller/Guest]

Exactly. Like a. Yeah, no, it looks like I. It looks like I pay for those people.

[John Clay Wolf]

Looks like I pay for those people. That's funny. Do this. I want to buy it, stick it in the system, put in there in the comments. AutoNation offered 32, 000. Actually, if you. If you take a picture of that offer and attach it that. That would speed things up. But I want to see pictures of truck this. It's all about the way it looks. The money on it is 30, 31. But if it looks okay, if it's a trick, if it's a. It sounds like an st. Tradesman. That's. That looks like more than it is. And if it does, I need to see the seats too and the carpet. It's all about the equipment at this point. Okay, so. So take some photos. Load it into givemetheven.com and let's try to do a. Do a dope deal.

[Caller/Guest]

All right. Sounds good, brother.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks. All right. Chris and Alvin, good morning. You're on the air. Is your Jeep a four door or a two door?

[Caller/Guest]

It's a two door. It's a 2006.

[John Clay Wolf]

What year did they start the four door? Was it 08?

[Caller/Guest]

2007?

[John Clay Wolf]

Seven, that's right. And is it a Rubicon or a Sport or an X or what? No, it's just the unlimited. So it's a long one?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because back in 06 before they, you know, they rebranded the Four Door Unlimited, but before that they had the scrambler kind of long ass end one. It wasn't a scrambler, but you know. So you got the extended wheelbase.

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, 06. So it's a six cylinder. Unlimited. Hard top or soft?

[Caller/Guest]

Hard top. Only about two years old.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sticker automatic.

[Caller/Guest]

Automatic.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's 06. And how many miles?

[Caller/Guest]

About 68, 70, 000 miles on 06.

[John Clay Wolf]

Six. I'm looking at something. Is it lifted or is it stock? Is there anything at bumpers? Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

No, it's stock. The only, the only thing, the only upgrade is the radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color is it?

[Caller/Guest]

Silver.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it's $11,000.

[Caller/Guest]

11,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, now you're talking. Yeah, let's go. Load it into givemetheven.com and let's go. Remember everybody, I. I don't have the time to ask more questions like Carfax history. If it's got a bad Carfax, we're going to adjust it. I'm just blanket statement. I mean, happens not all the time, but sometimes. Well, he said 20 grand on the radio. Yeah, but you didn't tell him it was wrecked.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

So you're blaming Carmax for your drinking Carfax.

[John Clay Wolf]

But you got a minute or time?

[Michael Turley]

A minute. Oh, wrapping up.

[John Clay Wolf]

I am not blaming Carmax or Carfax for my drinking Carfax more than Carmax.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Freaking white people.

[J.D. Ryan]

I love you, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Freaking white people.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Every time I get mixed up with a bunch of white people, that's what happens.

[John Clay Wolf]

When's the last time you had a meltdown with your old man like a. Like a spot? Like. Like y' all had an argument like my dad and all this stuff came out. Yeah. Ow.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

We. We only do when it's political, okay? As we don't. We don't have to talk about religion anymore. I think we got an understand.

[John Clay Wolf]

But you were Alex P. Keaton when you were a little kid.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

You were all square Khaki wearing, Young.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Republican leather belt, shirt and tie. Anytime I could.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

[J.D. Ryan]

Then what is this ugly shirt you just posted on the John Clay Wolf Show?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

I don't know, but John's going to explain that sometime. Maybe he'll do it on the air. Maybe you can see it.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll do it. We'll do the next segment. Go to the John Clay Wolf show page and look at this T shirt that was a gift and, and try to translate what it means. It's an artist that gave it to me and he told me what it. What the story is and Bobbo does not think it's attractive and I'm gonna explain to him what the art of it is. And I actually don't know if I believe my own BS on this one. So if you will go to the jungle show page and put what you think the artist is trying to say in the shirt, then I need some help with it. We'll be right back.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

He believes that healthcare for the poor should consist of a quarterly supply of free condoms, band aids, ibuprofen, and a bottle of whiskey per family. At the age of 50, he's still bullying that little dude from his graduating class because he says that's what Facebook is for. He's convinced that UFOs are real and he's hoping some of the extraterrestrials turn out to be easy females looking to get it on. He is the world's biggest son of a bitch. Hey man. I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a natty like tall boy. Yeah, buddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

And now we return to the John Clay Wolf show presented by givemethevin.com so.

I go, I go into the 711 a week ago when I got 18 pack to load that time and get a new can of snuff. Kids were in the car, we were coming back from dinner, had to stop and get some groceries, 18 pack and a can of snuff and grabbed two packs of Reese's peanut butter cups. Come in there and I was gonna eat one and give the other kids the rest.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, isn't that good, dad?

[John Clay Wolf]

And my wife said, you need to do one of those son of a. For this. She's like, he goes into the store, gets him some beer and snuff and a handful of candy, but he picks Reese's peanut butter cup so none of the kids will eat it cuz they all have peanut butter allergies. Oh, brilliant.

[Michael Turley]

But you liked him. That's all that matters.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's all that matters. Drunk ass Tracy, homegirl, how are you doing?

[Caller/Guest]

How are you doing, handsome?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. How are you?

[Caller/Guest]

We're doing okay. I just wanted to call in and wish all of y' all a happy Father's Day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you.

[Michael Turley]

Thank you, thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've been wondering where y' all were, making sure nobody KO'd.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, nobody cared. I've been working. So I take the phone with me to work and. Drunk Ass dawn, he don't have a phone, so. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's got a guitar and a bottle of McCormick's, and he's a happy man.

[Michael Turley]

Probably a good idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, does Drunk Ass Don have a ability to record any of his music? He could write us a show song.

[Caller/Guest]

I think so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tell him to get on that, because we heard him. We heard him sing the national anthem a couple of months ago, and then he played some other song for us one day, but the guy's ridiculously talented.

[Satan (Prince of Darkness)]

Yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, God. Yes, he is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Have him.

[Caller/Guest]

You have a way to record your songs, right, babe?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

On a phone?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. No, I don't want. No, no, no, no. We. We can't go too far. But what I'd love for him to do if he could, if he has a computer that he can record, you know, his guitar and his voice on and. And come up with a song for the show. We'll play it on the air.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

He'll do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tell Drunk Ass Don Happy Father's day, too. Thank y'. All. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. I'm kind of, like, slurring my speech like I had a stroke, like Bill.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Murray and Dalma sent me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Travis. Baton Rouge, good morning. Travis, you there?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Fifteen Wranglers.

[Satan (Prince of Darkness)]

How you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. Fifteen Wrangler, Willie. Unlimited stick shift. So is it a Willy's Wheeler? Yes. Okay. Did you already put this into the [e-mail]?

[Caller/Guest]

I don't think so, because I thought we bid kicked me out before.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've heard that a couple of times lately. Did you try to load it and it threw you out?

[Satan (Prince of Darkness)]

Yes.

[Michael Turley]

Loading time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Loading time. That's. I've heard it a few times. I'm gonna have to hang. I'll have to write this down. I'm gonna have to have it. Rob, look at it when you're.

[Michael Turley]

When you're loading the photo. It kicked you out?

[Caller/Guest]

No, it's before I even loaded the photos.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, okay. We gotta. We gotta start testing the website. Something's up. Okay, you've got 43, 000 miles. Is it stock or is it modified?

[Caller/Guest]

It's leveling kit.

[John Clay Wolf]

33.

[Caller/Guest]

The Alpine upgraded sound system.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hard top, soft top.

[Caller/Guest]

Soft top, premium soft Top Fly.

[John Clay Wolf]

$23,000.

[Caller/Guest]

It wasn't a wreck.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

They had to replace the frame. It's all under blacktime warranty. Gerber collision did all of it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

How much does that affect?

[John Clay Wolf]

So the, the, the. What was the body shop bill? Was it like 15 grand? Sounds like it's pretty heavy. 11 grand. It matters. What if it claims structural damage on the Carfax report? Then that affects it heavily. And if the airbag deployed. If the airbag deployed is on the carfax, that affects it heavily. So if we got a frame blown bag carfax, then it's going to be airbag did not. We got a structural damage on the Carfax. I think it busted back 4,000.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's look at it. Give me some pictures.

[Caller/Guest]

Give me 20 to trade in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. What did I say? 23,000. So I'm, you know, we're close. Let me look at the pictures. Let me read the Carfax the details on this. What I need to try to load it again. Don't put any pictures on it. And then load the pictures on the floor flip and. Well, let's take a Look. Thank you. 8008-0072-3480-0800. David in Baton Rouge. Good morning.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

18 Ram. Why are you already getting rid of it?

[Caller/Guest]

Change of business. I use it mainly to do some towing and stuff with.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a flat bed?

[Caller/Guest]

I don't need it.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. 3/4 ton lar me. Which trim level?

[Caller/Guest]

It's a tradesman with leather. Has the off road package.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

I love this automatic Cummins, white, dark gray interior.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who put the leather in it?

[Caller/Guest]

Cat skin. I'm guessing it's.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know.

[Caller/Guest]

Honestly, I don't know who put it in?

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it's a 30. 30. Hang on a second. What wheel is on it? Is it a tradesman wheel or did you upgrade the wheels?

[Caller/Guest]

No, I left it stock. It's a. It's a ram steel wheel with the. The chrome steel wheel.

[John Clay Wolf]

Probably 33, 34, 000. I need to see pictures. I'm probably going. If you put the, the leather in it then I'm probably gonna buy a new set of wheels on it because that doesn't match. You need a. If you got the steel wheels and a good interior. We upgraded a tradesman, but we didn't. It's like we got a boob job on her. But we. But that's very sexist statement I was making. It's like getting braces and instead of taking them off, you just took the wire off and left all the braces on. That's a stupid analogy.

[Caller/Guest]

Your girl with big boobs and a flat butt.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. Hey, there you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, something like that. Actually. You said it. You said it perfectly, David. Yeah, I'd like to use that again. Do you have that copyrighted? Because that, that's exactly what it's like. Anyway, get us some pictures and add.

[Caller/Guest]

Two grand to the truck and you.

[Michael Turley]

Can use it again.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, let's look. Let's look. First send me some photos and don't send me high school photos. Don't send me high school photos, sweetheart. I want to see the 46 year old photos. All right, 800. 800 people send us pictures of their cars when they bought it.

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, stop it. Stop lying. Stop lying.

[Michael Turley]

I mean, like, well, how do you know?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it's at the dealership that'll do it. On the board, on the dealership, the digital board, it says, you know, 2014, like the date or the bottom of.

[J.D. Ryan]

The picture still the same car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like they took a picture of a Kodak photo and on the bottom it's got the date. Yeah. I mean, come on.

[J.D. Ryan]

I've seen people actually send stock photo they found on Google. What's the same car?

[John Clay Wolf]

We went to Houston to pick up a. We went. We went to Houston to pick up a modified Eleanor 66 fastback that was completely resto. The picture he gave us was 15 years old.

[J.D. Ryan]

Jeez.

[John Clay Wolf]

We completely turned our ass on the car and said forget it. Chopped at $10,000 for me. Car was a positive rust. It needed 20. I forgot what, what the renegotiation was. But like to get it back to the picture that he shows, we need at least $10,000 for the work.

[Michael Turley]

People get crafty too. They'll start taking low angle pictures.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, sure.

[Michael Turley]

All, you know, like there's a hole in the dash, but they do it where it's just can't quite see it. Think, not thinking that our inspectors aren't going to notice when they get there to look at the car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tricky Dick. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller/Guest]

Talk to me, man. Oh, crap, I'm on the air. Hey, man, I love listening to you go off earlier. We all got to do it every now and then. I've been listening to all that crap about the Canadian Toronto, whoever they are, candidate team, but I Just. I know about the little poetic justice going on down in Texas. If y' all want to see some more of it, go down there to Houston in the heart of Texas. And last night, the astros put a 15 to 2 ass whooping on the Toronto Blue Jays.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'd like to give them Canadians a big round of applause. They deserved it.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah. The only reason they got the two runs, the only, only reason they got the two runs is Craig Biggio's son, which led off. God, he slapped a double off the center field wall. That's the only reason they got the two run.

[John Clay Wolf]

So right after they win. That's awesome. Hey, I've got to go to break. Thank you, Tricky Dick. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars on the radio for givemetheven.com.

And now we return to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by Give me the Village.

[Caller/Guest]

Former Vice President Joe Biden campaigned in Iowa today.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hit him up now. 800. 800 radio.

And I don't know, seeing Joe just.

[Caller/Guest]

Isn'T the same without Obama there.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's like going to a concert to see oats.

Now, John Clay Wolf.

Now that's funny, Bob. You should have used that one in the big air when it's hot. You. You replayed one three different times. I don't know if you caught that.

[Michael Turley]

I played it twice.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was me.

[Satan (Prince of Darkness)]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

This iced tea that you made me downstairs with our farmer's brother. Iced tea, it's so good, it's making me crazy. I was thinking about that. Cuz the ice mixture is just right. Everything's perfect. Does that make me like a caffeine aholic? Does that mean I have some problems?

[J.D. Ryan]

Means we finally found something on this radio show I can do correctly.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

It means J.D. had good parents.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, let me just apologize.

[John Clay Wolf]

His uncle didn't bless him.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hold on. Let me just apologize to Bobble live on the radio. Because I said it on the radio earlier. I apologize, Bobble. That was rude of me. I was trying to be cute, trying to make a bit out of something and you were making a very good point about your parents. So I apologize publicly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh God, that's fun.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's just the fact when John goes off like this and has a complete meltdown and makes everybody uncomfortable and kind of makes the everybody angry. And so Baba was just being angry. I was. I was reading off John. So really that's John's fault.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Shrieking.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that came from my dad, which came from dad's fault, which came from his dad. What I've heard.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Don't, don't, don't, don't. Don't do that. Don't, don't do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't do what?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Don't make him shriek anymore. Oh, I can't take it. Me.

[Michael Turley]

I'm not bringing up his dad.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Do you know how trauma, how traumatic it is to be asleep in an office chair and they wake you up and then you're subjected to that, like almost immediately.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wasn't my idea.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

It's like I'm still having that same bad dream for about an hour and a half. It was horrible. It's terrible.

[J.D. Ryan]

So I apologize.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

That's. That's oppression.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know what though? Part of the crazy, part of the magic of entertainment sometimes is a little bit crazy. There's a lot of people that, as you look back, they're a little nuts. However, there are some other people, like the Tom Hanks of the world that you know aren't nuts. As far as we know aren't nuts. And they are very successful in what they do.

[Michael Turley]

So how do you know he's not nuts?

[John Clay Wolf]

When I was talking to Lindy Parr in Wichita Falls, Texas.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

About wanting to be in the radio business. John, you're a sharp kid and you got a good business mind on you. Let me tell you about these DJs.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Hey, John, you're smart guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

You gotta remember we're talking about somebody that wants to make a living talking into the end of a pipe.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good point.

[John Clay Wolf]

So old bastards got a screw loose somewhere, they want to just sit there and talk into the end of a pipe. This microphone we're talking into is like shaped like a pipe. You don't get it.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Well, I get it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no. He's getting. Bob was getting.

[Michael Turley]

He's getting offended because that's what he wanted to do. He's getting mad. Just from what you're telling the story.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

I've never heard it called a pipe, but that sounds like a Lindyism.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lindy, if you're listening, call in and you can talk to bobbo about it. 800-800-72348.

[J.D. Ryan]

Speaking of crazy, what's this shirt?

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-Radio. Okay, so on the Facebook page, if we had anybody talk, decipher this. This shirt. You need to look at it. Let's see if we have some comments.

[Michael Turley]

The Facebook page.

[John Clay Wolf]

John Clay Wolf show. It's the podcast page on Facebook. Hang on. See all. Damn it. Yeah, I'm really smooth. Talking into the end of a pipe, trying to run a damn computer at the same time.

[J.D. Ryan]

What are the.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are the comments? Okay, so this guy gave me a T shirt. He's a program director, but he's also an artist. Okay. He came by the office and he went down to the car and brought me this T shirt. And Bobbo posted it on the website page.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

He's a program director, but he's an artist. Of what?

[John Clay Wolf]

Radio. He talks into the end of a pipe. So this isn't going to make any sense to anyone unless they go to the John Clearwolf show Facebook page. And look at what I'm looking at.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

The thing is horrendous.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want to take whatever they took when this was created. So this guy's saying that he thinks the man was on drugs.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, I agree. Looking at it.

[John Clay Wolf]

This shirt is particularly made for child predators to wear.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

God.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then Joanna Grimes says, that's just ugly. Well, it's interesting that Alex Stein said this shirt is particularly made for child predators to wear because the artist explanation of what was going on. And, Bobby, you need to be looking at these pictures. So look at the.

[Michael Turley]

Hold on.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

I've been sitting next to it for five hours.

[Michael Turley]

There's an actual story behind this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. So there's a dad on the front, and he's. There's the child below him that he's. He's, like, pushing out into the world. Hold on.

[Michael Turley]

I gotta get right for this, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Seriously. He's pushing the kid out into the world to see all the bad stuff. And you see all the bad people around him coming in to get the kid and grow him up. And then you flip it over to the backside and it's the mother and she's got the. The boobs. And the kid's looking up at her and he's happy. And she's protecting the kid from all the bad stuff in the world that's all around him. It looks like a Pink Floyd acid trip is what it looks like.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

It looks like it's something from the conjuring universe. It looks like it belongs in Ed and Lorraine Warren's museum with Annabelle the doll.

[J.D. Ryan]

But there's some kind of devil thing above the mom with the big, deep beard and the.

[Michael Turley]

You don't put that on the shirt, though.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I agree. Well, no, it's. I don't think. I don't. I'm never gonna wear it. No cover.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

God, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

But, you know, it would take a lot of. He's a weird dude, too, man. He came over here for a business meeting. He brought me that. And he's wearing Black gloves. And I'm finally like, why are you wearing gloves? It's 100 degrees.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Oh, is that the glove man? Yes, we saw him outside. This is a true story. Okay? Tabby walked outside and Connie came and said, hey, there's a guy talking to Tabitha. I said, what? And we all got up and they.

[John Clay Wolf]

Were like, that's my 15 year old daughter.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Literally five of us standing upstairs at the balcony looking down at this guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Protecting the sweet young child from the evil forces of the outside.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

He stayed out there for a damn hour. He's showing her shirt after.

[John Clay Wolf]

He can't shut up. He talks too much.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Holy God. And he's.

[Michael Turley]

Why is he wearing black gloves?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because he burned his hands making this shirt with a chemical burn that he gave. That he gave to me.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Okay, Once again, program director of what?

[John Clay Wolf]

He was program director on Stevenson, Princeton, Houston for a long time.

[Satan (Prince of Darkness)]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then he's. He's a syndicator. He's a cool cat. He knows his radio, but he's a weird bird and he talks too much. But I like him. You know, it's fine. We made a deal. He's working on something for us. If he can get it done, we'll have some business together.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Third caller wins the shirt right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

First caller.

[Michael Turley]

First one. Yeah, very first caller.

[John Clay Wolf]

You pay the shipping. Hey, speaking of, we need to start doing the car man of the week and announcing them.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Michael Turley]

What is the car man of the week?

[John Clay Wolf]

Car man of the week. On Tuesday night, we put. Bri puts up five or six cars. I forgot six, I think cars that are going to sell in the. Give me the VIN line at the Dallas auto auction the next morning. And it shows the crs, which is the condition report of each one, and the photos and all that gear. And you add up what you think they're going to sell for. So let me see if I've got it right here. Typically it's 200, 300, $400,000. We pick more expensive cars a lot of the time. And we throw some, some curve balls at you too. Like JD's RV. We threw that in there because we knew people would be all over the board with it. If it's a 13 Focus with 20,000 miles, it's pretty easy, but the weird ones are harder. So at the end of the week, on Wednesday night, she posts out of all the people who. It's like Price is Right, showcase showdown.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Closest guest without going over.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's it. And you know, we get about 100 guesses every week.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

We get A lot of participation.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And then we send out a trophy to the CAR man of the week that wins and a Sell that bitch T shirt and some stickers.

[Michael Turley]

Describe the trophy.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is a rooster with one eye closed. Closed, one eye open. It's gold. It's the golden.

[Satan (Prince of Darkness)]

Rooster.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's got a great big beard. Rooster beard that looks like men's genitalia and it's golden and it's a rooster head on top of it. And it says engraved, you know, Car man of the week, John Clay Wolf show.

[Michael Turley]

And you get a shirt, and you.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Get a shirt and you get stickers and bragging rights.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lots of bragging rights. Lots of bragging rights. So like this one, we have another winner. The Car man winner this week is Steve Buchanan. You know what? We need to have her, Bob, if you remember, put what city Steve Buchanan's from.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And maybe link his name, if that's possible. You're the lucky winner of JCW Car man of the Week. Steve's bid of 233,400 came closest. And he was the first to post this amount under or equal to the actual total. So he bid 2, 3, 233,400 on these six cars, what we'd sell them for. And the total was. The Exact number was two. God, he was close. 233. 750. He was 250. It was 350 bucks off. That's close.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

That's amazing.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then there was another guy right behind him that was 250 behind that. Normally they're not that close. That's cool. And then we've had, we've had a couple guys. Steve Merrick or Joshua Merrick has won it four times. And there's someone else that's won it multiple times. I'm sure that they're listening right now. They're fixing. Jump on there and straighten me out. That's cool. And we've made some mistakes because we get pretty young ladies to do this. And. And you know what happens when you get a pretty young lady? They can't add.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, we don't care.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everyone. Poor Brie says Bobbo's daughter that's doing it now. She's gorgeous, but she, she was screwing it up. She screwed it up two weeks in a row on the add up.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Do you know what she did?

[John Clay Wolf]

You can tell the story's funny after.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

The second week because I was like.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Bri, baby, I love you, but we can't do this. You can't go post the wrong figure because there's a lot of people involved in this and they start blowing up and getting pissy.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Did you shriek?

[John Clay Wolf]

I did.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

I shrieked a little bit because I'm not helicopter guy. I don't. I've never raised them that way. They're. They're perfectly safe and willing to face the world. But she got in the car the next day on Thursday, she said, look, dad, I cut all my nails because they were making me use the calculator. Poorly.

[John Clay Wolf]

She was, she was fast.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

She literally trimmed her nails.

[John Clay Wolf]

But she'd go on Wednesday night. Congratulations, J.D. ryan. You're the. You're the high bidder. And like, it shows the six cars what they sold for and then added it up all wrong. It's happened four times. Yeah, twice with her, twice with him. That I'm like, hey, guys, we need to. So I asked her to go in and have someone have her sponsor. I just said, take it to your dad, double check. Have Bob spot check it. And if we get another set of eyes, cuz people get really pissed when you tell them. And then I've got to come off of two golden trophies and two sets of T shirts and two shippings. And it pisses me off. So everybody starts hollering, God almighty. Thomas in Arizona.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

What are you doing West Wheels.

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where? Where in Arizona?

[Caller/Guest]

I'm in Bullhead City, Arizona, along the Colorado river, right across from Los. Right across from Laughlin, Nevada.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so you're. You're catching us on the. On the Nevada station.

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, Mountain station. Yeah, it's a cool station. You. You got a cool show here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Thank you. We have. So we have a. How. How. We can come pick it up or you can take it to our office down on Sahara Drive. We have a check printer in there. We have three employees down there and they can hand it to us. Yeah, it's right off the strips, not too far. It's in Chinatown or Vietnamese town or whatever the hell it's called. Yeah, just go get some egg rolls while you're down there. Go get some egg rolls and some judo. Judo lessons. I mean, dude, on like both sides of us. All the, all the shopping centers are in Vietnamese or. Hell, I don't know what it is. Is. I can't read China.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Awesome.

[Michael Turley]

China.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it Vietnamese? Is it Vietnam or what? He's not a hater, he's a Texan. He's the accidental racist.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Because all the businesses around our office, they're all Vietnamese or maybe Korean, I don't know, because I can't read China.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds like Trump. Oh my God, we're out of time. Thomas. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. The computer will bid the car. I want it 2010 to come with 44 wheel drive extension in a cab. I love it. I'd like to buy it from you. Go to give me. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up and the computer will throw a number at you immediately. Figure I'm going to give you the high end of that number. If not, we might give a little over it if you'll bring it to us. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars and radio for givemetheven.com podcast goes up at 1:00'. Clock. Thank you guys. See you next Saturday. Out.