#210 John Clay Wolfe Show 08.10.19

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #210 – 08.10.19

Aired: February 16, 2026

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Overview

In this episode, John Clay Wolfe and his ensemble blend comedy, irreverent commentary, and listener call-ins across a sprawling, freewheeling broadcast. The episode hits the usual themes—cars, sports, off-color banter, and "anything that won’t get us fined by the FCC." The team riffs on everything from awkward neighborhood run-ins and generational differences in parenting, to car dealership adventures, employee dress codes, celebrity impersonations, and football controversies. Embedded among the laughs are sharp cultural observations, inside stories from the auto business, and outrageous listener contributions.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Neighborhood Showdown at the Corner Store

[00:36–06:13]

• Bobbo (one of the co-hosts) recounts a bizarre morning at his regular convenience store. The longtime employee accuses him out of the blue of stealing cigarettes.
  • The back-and-forth escalates, resulting in Bobbo being "banned" from the property.
  • Notable Quote:

    “So I get online, I Google the phone number, and I call him. I said, ‘Hey man, what was all that? You don’t remember me? I am that guy. I come in every Saturday morning!’” – Bobbo (04:35)

• The crew riffs on mistaken identity and doppelganger stories, leading to speculation about Bobbo’s possible split personality.

2. Generational Parenting & Kid Talk

[08:38–11:30]

• John compares growing up to raising his own "boring" kids, marveling at how different they are from his mischievous youth.
• He recounts childhood stories of precocious (and inappropriate) “play by play” advice on how to rig second-grade romances.
  • Notable Quote:

    “I was coaching him, play-by-play, how to get laid in second grade.” – John (11:11)

• The segment ends in dark humor about the fate of early romantic interests.

3. Rock 'n' Roll and Bumper Tunes

[13:22–14:33, 51:00–53:41]

• John laments Bobbo “playing all the best stuff too early”—with playful “you’re blowing your load” banter.
• The importance of bumper music on the show is hashed out, specifically the appropriateness of songs for new markets (e.g., Grateful Dead for Colorado).

4. NFL Drama: Antonio Brown & Cowboys Running Back

[14:35–16:18, 64:02–64:48, 104:55–111:02]

• The team breaks down Antonio Brown’s helmet controversy and the “superstitious” quirks of athletes.
  • Notable Quote:

    “He said, ‘If I don’t have my old helmet, I’m not gonna play this year!’” – Turley (15:13)

• Later, they analyze the Cowboys’ Zeke Elliott contract standoff, with side commentary on NFL contracts, guaranteed salaries, and team strategy.
  • Notable Quote:

    “You get your ass up and go to work, you won’t be getting paid.” – Nevada Caller (111:16)

  • Discussion of market value for different football positions and Jerry Jones' publicity genius.

5. Weird Work Problems: Dress Code Drama

[80:09–88:18]

• Internal company antics: Office manager Connie, a “Republican Mexican,” circulates a memo about female employee dress code—shorts too short.
  • The team debates gender fairness, enforcement, and hypocrisy, peppered with comic exaggeration about workplace attire.
  • Notable Quote:

    “Let’s have fun with it and not get my ass in a sling…www.dontbestupid.com” – John (83:08)

• Stories of buyers showing up in pajamas and drawing the “minimum wage” line for footwear.

6. Homelessness, Parking Lot Oddities, and Hobo Repellent

[16:36–22:07]

• Strange rituals to increase car sales (throwing coins in the lot for "good luck") have attracted homeless people searching for cigarette butts and change.
• How to “repel” hobos/homeless (presented with a purposely crass, satirical tone): “Get a hot shot cattle prod… Just walk up and stick that in their ass and hit it” (18:14).
  • Satirical suggestion, not an actual endorsement.

7. Listener Calls, Car Bids, and the “Give Me the VIN” Business

[24:01–87:03, recurring]

• Rolling car appraisals throughout the show; listeners call in with details, John makes bids.
• Lively banter about market adjustments, mistakes, and the realities of automotive wholesale life.
  • August brings the “New Year” for car dealers, and thus, market prices adjust down on older models.

8. Celebrity and Satire Segments

[25:34 (Rush Limbaugh), 118:19 (Johnny Cash Mail from Jail)]

• Rush Limbaugh Impression:
  • Satirical rant on fast food, franchise culinary trends, and personal munchies.
  • Notable Quote:

    “I ate two meatball subs a day for three weeks, right? Gained 40 pounds. That’s why I stick with the old standby—Taco Bell.” – Bobbo as Rush (27:44)

• Mail from Jail with Johnny Cash:
  • Reading “fan mail” from inmates to Johnny Cash’s style.
  • Shout-outs to prisoners and wry observations about prison culture.
  • Notable Quote:

    “If it ain’t a Cowboy, it ain’t worsted your time.” – (120:56)

9. Social Satire: Strippers, Preschools, and Odd Jobs

[41:03–44:01]

• A Nebraska gentlemen’s club posts a “Stay-at-home moms, earn extra cash, apply within” sign—neighbors complain about its proximity to a preschool.
• “Hannah the Stripper” appears in-character, technical audio difficulties included.

10. Pop Culture, Language, and Stoner Slang

[90:08–91:40]

• DJ Pre K delivers the “Brotta Stone Hip Hop Word of the Day”:
  • This episode’s word: "Bammer"—slang for weak, low-quality weed.
  • Regional slang explained with humor and audience participation.

11. Behind-the-Scenes: Radio Logistics & Tech Mishaps

[43:08–44:37]

• Technical glitches cause the loss of sound drops and character presets, leading to meta-commentary about pulling back the curtain on radio “magic.”
  • Notable Quote:

    “If we have to soak it with theme music to make Randy [the Chipmunk] funny, then maybe Randy needs to do more writing.” – John (128:33)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On mistaken identity:

  “Remember, I’ve had that doppelganger thing before…maybe Bobbo’s got a split personality.”
  – John & Crew ([08:02], [08:13])

• On parenting vs. youth:

  “I was coaching him, play by play, how to get laid in second grade…Third grade, I was hustling a girl named Ashley Bell for him. I was his pimp.”
  – John (11:11)

• On car dealing wisdom:

  “August. 100 degree heat. In the car business, New Year’s was Wednesday at 12. Happy New Year—the 2000s are out, everything’s a year older.”
  – John (55:46)

• On satire and controversy:

  “So go to givemetheven.com, put your pants on. Unless you’ve got pajamas; then just stay home.”
  – John (87:03)

• On HR tribalism:

  “If you’ve ever been at a country party where there was bestiality of any sorts, you can’t comment on this segment. And Bobbo, that counts you out.”
  – John (83:22)

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Listener Call Highlights and Show Segments (Timestamps)

• Listener Gabby’s Birthday/Harvard News [01:01]
• Bobbo’s Corner Store Incident [03:36–06:13]
• Childhood Mischief & Today’s Kids [10:48–11:30]
• Football Talk/Antonio Brown Drama [14:35–16:18]
• Homelessness & Parking Lot Economics [17:01–21:20]
• Car Auction & Market Talk [55:44–56:04], [137:38–142:00]
• Rush Limbaugh Fast Food Rant [25:34–29:41]
• Listener Call-in: Value on Old Car [24:01+]
• Brodder Stone Word: 'Bammer' [90:17–92:11]
• Johnny Cash 'Mail from Jail' [118:19–121:15]
• Octopus Bite Satire [148:25–150:38]
• Felix the Octopus Character [148:38–150:38]

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Tone & Language

The episode displays John Clay Wolfe’s trademark irreverence: raw, candid, and unfiltered, blending blue-collar wisdom, locker room humor, and earnest car business knowhow. The crew’s camaraderie fuels the jokes and occasional good-natured ribbing. While some humor flirts with controversy, the vibe stays self-aware and lighthearted, making fun as much of themselves as anyone else.

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For the New Listener

• Don’t Expect a Straight Car Show: The advertised “cars, sports, sex, drugs & rock & roll” ethos is delivered through digressive humor, real talk, occasional satire, and unpredictable call-ins.
• You Might Learn Something… Or Not: Car business tips, workplace gripes, urban legends, and moments of accidental profundity are hidden among the jokes.
• Regular Characters & Impressions: Expect recurring bits—from fake Rush Limbaugh to chipmunks, to “Mail from Jail”—that lampoon talk radio, pop culture, and the show itself.

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Final Takeaways

Whether you tuned in for car valuations or wild storytelling, this episode is a time capsule of rowdy, comedic talk radio with a side of real-world car biz shop talk. The John Clay Wolfe Show is ultimately a gathering place for American oddballs—on both sides of the mic—finding humor and meaning in the everyday absurd.

Transcript

[A]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show.

[B]

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.

[C]

Yeah, but these are, these are bacon and cheese.

[A]

Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio. 800, 800 radio.

[B]

When you're slamming rocks and slamming hoes, never pay retail.

[C]

You did not pay retail.

[D]

Now pull up that 50, Charlie. Listen, do this thing.

[A]

John Clay Wolf.

[D]

Always the key phrase to a great start. Roll up that 50, Turley. Let's do this thing with that. Good morning, it's your Uncle Bob on the big chair sitting here on today's edition of the John Clay Wolf Show. It's going to be a great day. We're picking up pieces, as they say. All of them seem to be intact and right. There's one, my friend, J.D.

[B]

Bryant.

[C]

Good morning Pablo.

[D]

What's happening to you over there? How are you sir? Would it be like it's a beautiful.

[C]

Day in the neighborhood. We have a listener, Gabby, whose birthday is Monday. Gabby starts.

[D]

Are you ready?

[C]

Starts at Harvard on Monday and she listens to this show.

[E]

Wow.

[D]

Yeah, how about that? Those are good friends to have later.

[C]

I'm just telling you.

[B]

Absolutely.

[E]

Harvard.

[C]

Harvard on Monday. Listens, her birthday's on Monday, she starts on Harvard and she listens to the John Clay Wolf show.

[E]

So, so this is kind of like soap operas for her because you know, smart people like to get the dumbed down stuff.

[C]

Isn't that cute how these silly little boys speak on this radio thing?

[D]

Well, she'll do well then she won't wind up working at a radio 24 hour convenience store.

[C]

Right.

[D]

I had the strangest experience in our neighborhood. I don't want to mention the, the corporate name. I've been going to this same store down the block here.

[C]

Right.

[D]

For more than 10 years especially every Saturday morning.

[C]

Right.

[D]

Same guys working there.

[C]

We're not going to mention the name, right?

[D]

No, we're not going to mention the.

[B]

Name or the numbers.

[D]

Thank you, Jenny. Same guys in there. So I, I roll up this morning about 4:15. There are a few cars parked in the lot. Everybody's staring at the door.

[C]

Well that's suspicious.

[D]

Door's locked.

[C]

Yes.

[D]

So I, I, and that's happened before. You have one, you know.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

One employee there. He's got to check the cooler or whatever.

[B]

Sure.

[D]

So I bang on the door a few times. The guy comes out. The same guy that's been there more than 10 years. He comes out, he's looking puzzled and I give him a sign like what's going on? You all right? You know, he comes up. I'm always friendly talking with this guy. Hey, how you doing? I mean, you know, you about to get out or you. You got to work all day or. Yeah, what's going on? You know? And so we get to the counter, he goes around on the counter and I say, hey, I'd like a couple of those cigars there. He goes, how. Hey, man, I'm not selling you anything till you pay for those cigarettes.

[B]

What?

[D]

That's what I said. I said, huh?

[B]

What?

[C]

What?

[D]

Hey, what are you like, what are you. What are you talking about?

[C]

Who talking about me?

[D]

You know what I mean, man, you were in here and you got some cigarettes, and instead of paying for them, you just walked out with him and said, I'll pay you later. I'm like, listen, what, brother? You. And I'm. I'm. I'm feeling like I'm familiar with this guy.

[C]

You think he's messing with you?

[D]

I thought probably, yeah, maybe it's the hat, you know, he's never seen me in the hat.

[C]

But you're a very distinctive character. Not like somebody could go, you're just like that other guy that walks in here.

[D]

And I said, listen, I think you got me mixed up with somebody else. He goes, no, buddy, no buddy. And I'm not making a sale until you pay for those cigarettes, dude.

[C]

This is bizarre.

[D]

Well, by this time, people are beginning to filter in behind, right? And I'm having this rigmarole, you know, with the, the non Harvard graduate.

[B]

I don't know.

[D]

So I'm. Now I'm mad. I take out my wallet, I show the guy my idea. Said, look, this is my id. This is the credit card I always used to pay, you know, my $2 for. For Swisher Cigars on Saturday morning.

[C]

When did he think you stole these? Did he ever sell these?

[B]

I don't know.

[D]

I don't know. But I'm familiar with the guy. I mean, I see him at least every week. I'm in there just about every weekday. When the owner's there, I'm friendly with them, you know, So I leave, I go up to the corner, the other store, they're closed. It's 4:30 in the morning. Go to the other corner, they're closed. I had to go all the way down, close to near where the Taco Bell is. You know what I'm talking about?

[C]

Yeah, absolutely.

[D]

Three exits down, Three damned exits down.

[E]

Way down, just to get these cigars that you're not allowed to buy.

[D]

Part of my routine.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Guy won't sell them to me. So I go down to the other store and I buy my cigars, come back. By this time I get here, I'm about a half hour off what I planned, and you know how ritualistic I can be.

[C]

You kind of are a rain man in that.

[D]

By this time, I'm fuming. I mean, I'm pissed. So I get on, I get online, I Google the phone number for the place, and I call him up. He answers. He answers the phone. Oh, beep, beep, beep, beep. I said, hey, man, what was all that? Who do you think? You don't remember me? Like, I'm that guy. I come in every Saturday morning. You're always working there. I always talk you up about, how are you doing, how you feeling, how many days you work this week? You know, friendlying up the guy? Because I'm that way with service personnel, with everybody, you know, it. You seem.

[C]

You're friendly with everybody.

[D]

He said, hey, man, you know, maybe somebody looks just like you, like, maybe you got a brother. I said, I don't have a brother.

[C]

No, no, no, no.

[D]

Like, you know, he's acting like it's no big deal, you know? I mean, it's. It's a big deal to me. I said, you pull that tape, I'm coming up there Monday and I'm talking to the owner. We're going to get the bottom of this, because I am pissed.

[B]

Yeah, baba. What are you bitching about?

[D]

So then. And this is the. Here's the piece to resistance, here's the kicker. Then he says, oh, yeah? Well, then you're banned from the property. Cause you threatened me.

[E]

What?

[D]

I didn't threaten you.

[C]

I'm just telling you I've got it on tape.

[D]

You pull that tape. Cause he said, when I was there, he said, will it be on the tape, man?

[B]

It'll be on the tape. Are those the famous last words of today?

[C]

So many women say that.

[D]

It'll be on the tape, man.

[B]

You hit me. No, you hit me on the tape.

[D]

It'll be on the tape. Right?

[E]

So you're banned from this store now, according to this one guy, Temporarily.

[D]

Yeah, according to my friend the walrus.

[C]

So you're gonna let it go? Knowing you, you're just gonna let it go.

[D]

I got no choice. I got no choice. Hey, if I wanted. If I wanted fresh fruit or a.

[C]

Slurpee, Yeah, you'd have to drive.

[D]

I'm out of luck. I'd have to go. I'd have to go. Three X's down.

[C]

You have to go a whole nother block to Tom Thumb.

[B]

I mean, I missed it. I just got here late. Why did he get sideways with the guy? I wouldn't. Because he was an Indian.

[D]

I wouldn't.

[B]

No.

[D]

I walked into a store, the same store I've been using for years, and the guy says, hey, I can't sell you cigars until you pay for those cigarettes. What do you mean? He said, you remember, you walked in here, you asked for cigarettes and I gave them to you. And you walked out and said, I'll pay for you. I'll pay for him later.

[E]

I think the guy.

[B]

So you stole cigarettes?

[D]

No, no. Yeah, so I don't even smoke cigarettes anymore.

[C]

Yeah, well, not since you stole it.

[E]

I think the guy had it all planned. He was gonna blame the next guy for stealing cigarettes that he stole himself because that way he has it on record, you were the target. Baba.

[D]

But he was. See, the door was locked. When I walked up to the place, their cars collected in the parking lot. I mean, it's 4:15 in the morning.

[C]

That door's never locked.

[D]

I know, I know.

[C]

Ever.

[D]

But this one guy has done that before when he goes in the cooler.

[C]

Oh, okay.

[D]

He says he's got to do stock in the cooler, but I think he's.

[B]

You're way too involved in the comings and goings of the Arabian Nights Casin Convenience Store. Right. But you know, like, you fill in, like, when they're.

[D]

No, it's just one of the kids.

[B]

Go to the bat. If one of the kids need to go to the doctor during. During the day, they call you. Is that where you've been, dude?

[D]

You've been in public with me, John Round. Round. Get around. I get around, you know?

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

There was that homeless guy that came up about a week ago who mistaked you for somebody else.

[D]

Remember, I've had that doppelganger thing before. There was a bar owner in Wichita Falls once. I went to work on a Monday morning. I swear to God this is true. And my. My general manager said, hey, Bubbo, I don't need to talk to you in my office. I said, really? What's the deal? He goes, mike so and so from this bar, said, you're in there raising hell Saturday night cussed out everybody you seen.

[C]

Wait a minute.

[D]

I said, wait, no. I was in Austin all weekend. Like, it wasn't me.

[C]

Maybe I went back up.

[D]

No. And I went back up, and the waitress was there, and she said, oh, no, that's not him. This guy was much taller.

[C]

Maybe Bobble's got a split personality. Other personality goes and does these things. And this guy that we're looking at now doesn't know it it.

[D]

No, I was.

[E]

I could see that happening. Babo does a lot of different. Has a lot of different voices in his head.

[B]

In his head.

[C]

Dude, this seriously kind of work notes.

[D]

I think what it is maybe the hat. I've worn it all damn summer long, but I'm thinking maybe my mustache is starting to come in.

[E]

Your mustache is not like he thought.

[D]

I was somebody else.

[B]

Hey, speaking of coming in, my. And my kids are asleep so they won't hear this. What up? I got a 13 year old kid. When. When. When's he gonna drop a sec?

[C]

Probably already happened.

[B]

Thirteen, you know, his jawline's moving a little bit. And I was like. I was told him the wife. I was like, I know. You know, he still acts like a little kid and he thinks, you know, I was like, ah. I bet if he yanked his britches down, he's got a big old bush. And she's like, you better not do it. That'll embarrass him so bad. And I asked him about six months ago and he like aggressively told me like a, no and B, you should have never asked me.

[C]

You should never have asked.

[E]

He have hair under his arm.

[B]

I haven't looked.

[D]

That'd be the.

[B]

So this is where you start.

[E]

Yeah, you just start there, you'll know.

[B]

Hell, I'm 46 and I'll be here on my arm. Really? I've got a little bit. I'm just not a hairy person. Just a little. I'm like a quarter American Indian.

[C]

So he had. He hadn't gone through that.

[B]

That's where I get my drinking skills from too.

[C]

He ain't come through the stage when this happens.

[B]

Well, I mean, he always kind of talk kind of funny.

[D]

Oh, damn.

[C]

Well, it's a good thing the kids aren't up. You what dad said about me on the radio.

[B]

God. I was thinking about my kids versus me and how different I thought than my kids think.

[D]

Yeah.

[E]

Probably a good thing, huh?

[B]

I guess.

[D]

Shocker, huh?

[B]

Yeah. I mean, they're just so vanilla. They're just so pasty. They're just so.

[C]

Their mom keeps them kind of grounded.

[D]

I'm telling you though. And you must have realized this yourself.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

When they get about 25 or so.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Especially when they get their own familial responsibilities. When they start having children. Yeah. They're going to notice that they're More and more like. Like old dad.

[B]

I just thought of. Of how mischievous, I guess, is the word. I guess I was when I was at a young age, and I just don't see it. And then I'm like, man, you are boring.

[C]

Well, thank God they're boring.

[D]

It's force for the trees, John, because I see it.

[B]

Oh. Oh, in. In my little one. Yeah, Well, I see it in the little. Little one and then the middle kind of the older one. I don't see it at all.

[D]

No, he comports himself really, really maturely, Maddox. I mean, I've always found.

[B]

Yeah, he just. I mean, I don't think he's my kid. He looks like me, so he must be. But he doesn't have any of the. I was talking to a friend of mine last night that I ran into. There was a funeral yesterday, and he was telling me how I was coaching him play by play how to get laid in second grade. Oh, my.

[D]

Second grade.

[B]

Second grade. Here's what you got to do. You know, the. The moan, the demone. And in third grade, I was working. There was a girl named Ashley Bell, and I was hustling her for him and telling her how she knew because he liked her and I was his pimp. Oh, actually.

[D]

Isn't this wonderful?

[B]

That was. I mean, right?

[D]

Wherever you are, act like it's the place to be. It's a classy move. Rat. Use your body.

[C]

Rat.

[B]

Use your lips.

[D]

You gotta use your body.

[B]

I mean, she should have just put out there. She wound up getting on meth and going to jail anyway. A bit more pure environment.

[C]

At least you can use her full name. Oops.

[D]

One of those Virginia girls. Yeah, if you're a Virginia girl.

[B]

Ashley Belatowski.

[D]

Give us a call. Ashley, we'd like to ask you about the third grade.

[B]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. I think. I think the second was better than the third. The third was. We were coming down off the second, but it was all good. I'm sure the drugs in the second grade were better.

[A]

We'll be right back. More of the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com coming up.

[F]

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[D]

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[A]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1-800-800-RODIO.

[B]

Why don't I get a boob job?

[A]

This, this is the John Clay Wolf show.

[B]

You know, I line all this music out for five hours. We have a five hour show and I line all this music out for Bobbo and I don't want to overdo it, so I let him pick the time slots. And last week and this week, he's playing the best stuff early. He's blowing his load.

[D]

Nah, there's a lot of good stuff.

[G]

Man.

[B]

He's blowing his nose.

[D]

There you go.

[B]

You can't say that on the radio anymore. Golly, everybody's such a tight ass.

[D]

That could mean anything.

[B]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radios. The call in number. Good morning, Baltimore. Good morning, D.C. virginia. How many virgins are in Virginia? That's an old joke. What about football? I watched him last night. It felt good.

[D]

Oh, you did?

[B]

I watched the Vikes. Kill, kill, kill. The giants? No, the 49ers.

[E]

It doesn't matter. No, because the Cowboys play a 49.

[B]

The Broncos, one of those teams. Yeah, it's pretty. No, it's the Saints. Saints. Yeah. I know it's preseason, but it felt good to watch, like, football. Like real live football.

[E]

Yes.

[B]

Yes.

[E]

They're actually hitting each other.

[B]

Yeah, it was live.

[E]

Have you heard the. The crazy story about Antonio Brown and the Raiders?

[B]

I'm not.

[E]

So he got traded last year. He's a diva receiver for the Pittsburgh Steelers.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

Gets traded to the raiders and for 10 years he's used the same helmet. Well, he gets to the Raiders and the NFL is cracking down on old helmets.

[C]

Old helmets?

[B]

Well, the steel.

[E]

He got away with the Steelers because.

[B]

They helped cover it up and everything.

[E]

Tom Brady does the same thing. He's got the same helmet since his whatever, rookie year. Well, the Raiders don't have that helmet. It's been discontinued. Oh, he needs that helmet. He cannot play without the helmet. In fact, he's told the Raiders if he doesn't have his old helmet, he's not gonna play this year.

[C]

Oh, my God.

[D]

Good Lord.

[B]

I understand.

[E]

And now.

[C]

What do you mean, you understand?

[E]

Of course you would. Why do you understand, John?

[B]

It's just. It's just something he needs to feel right about himself. That helmet has a little extra weight in it. He's. He's made it through a lot of bad hits and. And, I mean, he. He said some big blowouts, and he looks down and it's like, wow, you saved me. I saved. You Were pods. And he's like, I'm not going. The risk is too high without his old helmet.

[E]

So he.

[B]

I agree with him. He shouldn't play without it.

[E]

So he's gone to the extent of the helmet that he had before was black. The team he's on now has silver.

[G]

Yeah.

[E]

He's had somebody paint the helmet and he's been wearing it, and they finally caught on. Hey, man, the NFL says you got to have this new regulation helmet because, you know, safety. They're having huge lawsuits. Yeah. No, no. I must play with this helmet.

[D]

I didn't think the NFL had, like, quirky, superstitious stuff. That was baseball. Like, these guys won't change their socks for six weeks.

[E]

Athletes have certain. I mean, not even athletes. Buyers downstairs. They have weird quirks. I mean, there's just really. And, yeah. Forgive me the vin. Oh, yeah. There's certain people that have, like, their special penny. There's an older gentleman, Craig.

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

He'll throw money out into the lot.

[C]

I've seen the money in the parking lot. Is that. What's that?

[B]

Yes.

[E]

He's throwing it out because he's hoping to get more money when he buys another car. I don't.

[B]

It's just weird. He throws change out of the lot like. Like. Like a religious act.

[D]

Out onto the street.

[B]

Yes.

[D]

Can I say something?

[B]

He did live up near Oklahoma. And you know what I think about Oklahoma?

[D]

Can I say something insensitive?

[B]

Yes.

[D]

What he's doing is drawing homeless people.

[E]

People. Yes, he is. You're right. He is.

[B]

He's feeding them. Don't feed the fish.

[D]

In one year of working full time for this company, the visual aesthetic of the exterior of this building, the offices, has just crashed. It's just crashed with homeless people. Well, I don't know. They're guys digging through the cigarette butts or cigarette butts all over the. You know.

[B]

There's homeless people digging through cigarette butts. Yes. Just shoot him with buckshot or salt rock. You can't do that.

[C]

Why? You're the one that goes to jail.

[B]

Salt rock will just wake you. Oh, just. Just get one of those horns, you know, go up to their ear and honk one of those big horns at them.

[C]

That would be funny.

[B]

I'm not Trying to be funny. I want to keep. Keep the peace. But so. So are there really homeless people digging through? Okay, Bobbo, will you ask Connie to get the company credit card and go buy some repellent? Some homo repellent?

[E]

Not homo.

[B]

Hobo. Hobo repellent.

[D]

What is that?

[E]

I don't know. I want to know which either one.

[B]

Hobo repellent. DJ Prek knows what it is, man. He's half white, half black.

[D]

Is it made by Faberge?

[B]

No. No. What is it? Hobo repellent. Prek. You don't know. You used to work at Party City, man. You lost on me, man.

[E]

You have to clue me in on.

[B]

You know, just like. Like the loud horn in the stinky spray and a cattle prod. A shocker. Yeah. So not. Not a stun gun. That's way too heavy. Just a good old cattle prod. Do we have a. Go down to the feed store, the. The farm and ranch store and get a hot shot? Hot shot. It's called a hot shot. It's got a long stick on it. And you put. It's a cattle prod to get them. And just when they're in there in that trash can, just walk up and stick that in their ass and hit it. And they'll jump and go.

[D]

I mean, but listen, it's not like he throws pennies. The man is throwing nickels and dimes. Now he's up to quarters.

[C]

Nickels and dimes. He's feeding the parking lot gods. I've heard him say this.

[B]

That's all fine, but I don't need homeless people going around in the trash cans in front of the office stores.

[D]

I know, but it's like a. It's like a jig. It's like stink bait. You throw it out there, you're gonna catch something, you know?

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Telling you.

[B]

Well, I mean, up In Baltimore and D.C. they have no idea what we're talking about. No homeless people.

[G]

Never.

[C]

No clue.

[B]

It's not funny. It's not. Not trying to make light of it. I don't like it. I mean, but yeah, I didn't know. Bob, are you sure? It's worse than it used to be. Do you remember the guy that used to. The guy that sleep in the elevator?

[D]

I mean, I've seen people sleeping up here, especially when it's really cold outside.

[E]

Somebody's actually went to the bathroom in the elevator.

[B]

I was. I was going to skip that.

[D]

Turley, we're like a third.

[B]

Appreciate you making sure that we all heard you.

[E]

I would just want A little color.

[B]

We're.

[D]

We're a thoroughfare here. We're right on the edge of the hood. Right. But all the convenience stores and Taco Bell and Starbucks is on the other side of us. And our parking lot is just kind of a thorough.

[B]

There's million dollar houses right across that street.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

On. On Bernie Park. I mean, it's the weirdest slot. It's like a vapor lock.

[D]

It's wild, but, but okay, so wherever you're from, you're walking through and you notice every time you come through, there's about $1.40 worth of change laying around the parking lot for anyone to pick up.

[C]

It's the angels.

[D]

What if I get closer to that door when I find. Look at all these butts. Wow.

[B]

What is the value, the commodity, the spot price of cigarette butts?

[D]

I don't know. I mean, they're six bucks a pack now, man.

[E]

So.

[D]

So each butt is probably, you know, 40 cents. Yeah.

[C]

I don't know.

[B]

But I mean, what do you do with the butt?

[E]

Smoke it.

[B]

You get a couple buffs. Oh, is that what they're doing?

[D]

Yeah.

[E]

Oh, yeah.

[D]

Smoking.

[C]

What's left?

[D]

Oh, sign of the times.

[B]

John, give him some bugler. Let them roll their own.

[D]

Right.

[E]

So then really feed them. Right.

[B]

Really be fine. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. If you're offended by the content of this last segment, please call in and report me now. 800-872-348-0800. Radio. Have your name, address and cell phone number ready for the operator to take it down so we can get you to the proper authorities. Or Send us a 800800 radio. 800-800-7234.

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Not too bad. Actually, it's pretty kind of light this morning. In the Capital City Proper, I395 is the Southwest Freeway westbound ramp to the express lanes that's blocked due to a work zone. That's just slow stuff. In Maryland, I95, northbound at 895, the Harbor Tunnel Thruway. Two lanes getting by there again, another work zone. Nothing really serious this morning. No big accidents. That's kind of the good news. And in Virginia, I95 southbound right before Virginia619, triangle right lane is blocked there. That's just a disabled vehicle. Earlier it was a car fire. But they're just about to get that out of the way weather wise. Looking pretty good today. Going to be 87, so not even 90 degrees in sunny. We have 69 degrees now at big 100 and more.

[B]

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I'm telling you Bobbo, you're burning all the good ones. You're burning it. You're burning it. You're burning it. This is a good tune.

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They're all good tunes. They're all your tunes.

[B]

Oh good. Thank you. 800-800-7234 Frank in West Virginia. 2000 Ranger with high miles, two wheel drive, regular cabin. Does it have any rust? It's got to. It's a 19 year old Ranger.

[H]

Nope, no rust. Just a couple dings.

[B]

Okay. Four cylinder stick shift.

[H]

No automatic.

[B]

Average rough or clean?

[H]

Yeah, Average but yeah, criddly that's 20 years old almost. It could lean a little toward rough I guess.

[B]

Sounds like a thousand to fifteen hundred dollar truck to me.

[H]

Okay. It's got a. Gotta, got a cover on the back.

[B]

Ah, now we're leaning more towards the 1500. We could put one of JD's chloroformed dates in the back of it.

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Yeah, they fit nicely.

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The best kind.

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They don't talk back. Go to, go to. Givemetheven.com givemethevin.com load it up and say, john, hit me a thousand. Fifteen hundred on the air. Here's the pictures. And then you'll make a deal. My buyers will contact you. Hello? They'll text you right away. They're all showing up to work right now. Lazy bastards. All right, 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Good morning, Big 100. My name is John Clay Wolf. His name is J.D. ryan. His name is Bobbo. And his name and his name. And you know this guy. Rush Limbaugh. How the hell have you been? Sir?

[D]

Rush, look. John.

[B]

Yes.

[D]

Good morning. Good morning. Lovely South Florida having a fine day out here. Our timing's right on today.

[B]

You're on the Beltway.

[D]

You should come and do my show sometime.

[B]

I'd love to.

[D]

I don't. Have you noticed. And a lot of people have noticed this and Hannity tells me all the time, Rush, you're getting on in the years. Maybe you should think about a sidekick.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

If I did and I'm not. I'm not signing anything. There's no commitment. A handshake deal. Yeah. If I did. Yep.

[B]

It would be you that is that. Thank you, Rush.

[D]

Linda, bringing down a West Palm.

[B]

That be huge.

[D]

Smoke a big fat hoodie.

[B]

What percentage of your gross income would you pay your sidekick?

[D]

I was thinking around 400. You know, a show.

[E]

That's $400.

[D]

Sure. What the hell. Yeah, pay some dues. Start somewhere. I'm having.

[B]

He makes 400,000 a show. But that's fine. I. I do it just to be on with you, Rush.

[D]

Well, it's a percentage. I mean, we can work something out. You know, we do get a lot.

[B]

I was hoping you would. If you would have said anything, if you'd have said half a percent, a quarter of a percent, whatever it have been. Fine.

[D]

There you go. We'll fix you up.

[B]

Okay.

[D]

Never gonna. Money is the easy part.

[C]

You probably don't even know how much you make.

[D]

Have you noticed? And I should probably ask. Would anyone mind if I wax just a little political?

[B]

Okay.

[D]

Because I'm sick and tired of the politicization of our fast food industry. Have you noticed everything is bigger, better, different?

[C]

Yeah, it's marketing.

[D]

I don't know about your neighborhood, but like the Burger King has the. Has the new. The new Meatless Whopper.

[C]

Yeah, I've seen that.

[D]

Here's a secret. The regular Whopper didn't have a hell of a lot of actual meat either. You can go to Mickey D's. McDonald's. The old standby, right? I don't know about your area, but have you noticed in the news of late, look, McDonald's are getting to be violent places.

[B]

What?

[D]

There's a.

[B]

Well, it matters what part of town you're in.

[D]

A lot of people attacking that drive through window. They're throwing milkshakes, for God's sakes. The ice cream machine's always broken. And look, I'll say it. The cookies these days suck in McDonald's. Absolutely. I'm sorry, Ronald. You heard it here first. You can call Domino's or your favorite pizza joint. Have you seen the guys bringing your pie to your home where you live? And enjoy your Percocets. They look like they're on dope. And I'm pretty sure pizza's different than I would say fast food in general. Pizza's got your delicious Italian sausage and melty cheese. You should have a hazmat license to deliver pizza. I don't trust them. Subway? No, I tried that, Gerald. Subway diet. I ate two meatball subs a day for three weeks, right? Gained 40 pounds. 40 pounds doesn't work. That's why I stick with the old standby. Taco Bell. Taco Bell.

[B]

So Rush Limbaugh's breaking down the fast food world for us this morning.

[E]

But look, he's got the munchies.

[D]

I think that's a.

[C]

Exactly.

[D]

That's a Locos burrito. Doritos Locos, I. E. Just can't see.

[C]

You in the drive through.

[D]

There's always a chance in the middle of the week. And this is always Tuesday or Wednesday. I know you do the same thing, John. When you take your Percocet early, say around 3 in the afternoon, you're going to hit. You're going to hit a case of the munchies. Right. About 11:30.

[B]

Okay.

[D]

As soon as Cole bears off, you're waiting for James Corden. It's time for a Doritos Locos Taco or three as I prefer them hot and tasty. That's my recommendation of the week. Screw those other guys. Go with something genuine. Taco Bell.

[B]

Taco Bell.

[D]

You heard it here first, kids. At the Excellence in Broadcasting Network talent andorita loco sacos on loan from God.

[B]

Thanks, Rush. I don't know what.

[C]

How do you follow that was.

[B]

He's just stoned and hungry. Yeah.

[E]

Early in the morning that's about the time, right?

[B]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. First stretch of 100 days. Don't forget beer. What's that about?

[D]

Because it's so damn hot.

[B]

Oh, a hundred degree days. Three days. Got scotch? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[C]

But not at big 100.

[B]

What's the temperature in D.C. today?

[C]

It's actually gonna be a little cooler. Today's gonna be 87 and sunny. Feel like 112 now. I really sorry, Rush.

[D]

No, no, I'm sorry. Ready?

[B]

My wife is taking Nolan to New York for three days for his 10th birthday. She does that with. She started with the first one on your 10th birthday. Picked your city.

[C]

Oh, really?

[B]

You know, a mom's trip, you know, just us too. And he wanted to go to Hollywood, but we did that last summer. So he wanted to go to New York City.

[E]

Within the States or could they?

[B]

Right. Because he wanted to go to Dubai. Okay.

[E]

I was gonna say, I know. I was like, I know your son.

[D]

How does your son even know about Dubai?

[B]

Bob, I don't know if you want to go to D. I'm like, shut up, cuz.

[D]

He's the sharp one. You talk about sharp Nolan. Nolan's going to be trouble.

[B]

By my ass. I'll stick my foot in your ass and kick you to dubai.

[D]

He turns 18, he's going to change his name to Lawrence Born III. Oh, yes. Thailand.

[C]

To go to Dubai. You said anywhere.

[E]

Where's my Lamborghini?

[D]

Take it up with my attorney. Good. Sir. I said good day, sir.

[B]

You want to hear something funny before we get on? Before we switch to Dallas here? And I can't talk about this. Sure. So I go to the pool. I take my kids to the pool. Last night, the country club, Bushwood, they had an end of summer party bash for all the children. And my. My wife's little sister is in town.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Looks a lot like.

[C]

I was gonna say. It's hot. Yeah.

[B]

Well, she's just that. That Danish blonde. I mean, it's just very similar.

[D]

The Abene.

[B]

Sure. The Abigene. Exactly. My. They're related to Abba. And we were. We were sitting at the table and the kids are in the pool. And she's 16 years younger than my wife.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

And I see a good friend of mine across the way, but he didn't notice me. And that's fine.

[D]

Sure.

[B]

And then she stands up and takes her cover up off and to go get in the pool. And then I see him later and he. And he's looking at her and then when she walks off, he sees me, he's like, hey, Wolf. I'm like, yeah, you know, now you notice. And then when I saw him at the Men's Tavern later, he's like, God. Has Jeanette been working out a lot? Yes, my wife.

[C]

Yes, I know.

[B]

You're right.

[C]

That's great.

[B]

Like, no, that was her little sister, you moron. You pervy prick.

[C]

Didn't notice you until she took her. Right?

[D]

She's 16 years young.

[B]

16 years younger since you.

[D]

What, five, right?

[B]

17.

[D]

Wow.

[B]

Yeah. God, I thought that was funny. She been hitting the gym a lot? Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what she's been doing. 16 years worth. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4.

[D]

Make your wife quit staring at me. You know, that can go weird places, man, when you got that sister thing and they look just like no way or place.

[B]

Not. Not for me. I mean, she's the age of my daughter, for Christ's sake.

[D]

Right, right. No, not for you. I'm saying get weird for other people. They don't realize. Yeah, of course. What did you think I meant?

[C]

That's great.

[D]

I don't know.

[B]

I mean, having a. Having a teenage daughter that's coming of age, it's kind of ruins everything for me. Yeah, I mean, it's like. It like ruins everything.

[D]

Yeah. Been there.

[B]

Takes. Takes the. Takes the top off of the whole existence of humanity, actually.

[D]

Right.

[C]

It's time, John.

[B]

It just ruined everything. Everything. I thought I like now I like. Whatever.

[H]

Yeah.

[C]

That girl is really close to my daughter's age.

[B]

Yeah, just whatever.

[C]

Never mind.

[B]

I think I'm gonna. I think now I understand why men become homos. What?

[E]

What?

[B]

No, I mean, that was a bad joke.

[D]

But you heard it here first, folks.

[C]

Because it just takes the edge off. You're right. You have a daughter.

[B]

But I like it, you know? I mean, she. She's. She's being responsible.

[C]

She is sharp.

[B]

She called me last night, said, hey, I'm at a party, I've been drinking. Do you mean get a ride home with this other kid that's been. Not been drinking or take an Uber? I was like, just take an Uber and I'll take you to get your car after the show.

[C]

That is so huge that you have a daughter that can tell you that and will tell you that that is monstrously huge. I can't even tell you how big that is, really. How much heartache and trouble that's gonna save you.

[D]

Oh, yeah. That openness and trust. Oh, my parents took my Texas Jam tickets away for what for the first time they caught me drinking.

[C]

Were you, were you honest with them like she was with John?

[D]

Well, I mean, I couldn't deny it, you know, I'm falling down. I broke my key off in the front door.

[C]

Taking tickets away.

[D]

No.

[B]

So you were hammered? Yeah, hammered.

[D]

I was hammered and nailed.

[B]

Dude, nailed means what?

[D]

His parents double hammered.

[B]

Baked. It was bi B A K E wakes and baking.

[D]

Just too much whiskey, man.

[B]

Bob, we got 10 seconds before we hit the top. We take us out because you got the cool voice. I don't.

[D]

I hope you'll hang around a while and stick with us for more of the John Clay Wolf Show. It's coming right after this.

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From the Wolf Radio studios.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

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It's time for the John Clay Wolf Show. Call John toll free. Cheap bastards. 1-800-800-radio now.

[B]

Let's go.

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John Clay Wolf.

[B]

Good morning South Louisiana Eagle listeners. Did you see this, Charlie? Ed Augeron had an announcement about Anderson some football started. LSU's tallest wide receiver helped him with the Ella, the Auburn winning drive last year has been suspended for all activities. This is so hardcore. Old football bull hard ass coach. We feel when he gets conditioning stuff done, we feel like he's going to be better. That's all just conditioning. So he has suspended his star receiver from all LSU activities until he gets in shape.

[E]

Yeah, he's making a point.

[B]

Yeah, I love that. I do too.

[E]

Great.

[B]

I do too.

[E]

You came in out of shape, man. You're gonna have to get in shape. And then everybody else sees that it's like, oh, damn.

[B]

Serious.

[D]

Serious. It's early enough too to make that point.

[B]

Yes. And that's my point. Yeah, I, I know there's other people outside the listing area that don't aren't in lsu, but if you, you might tell your little kiddos get off their ass and go get out and run some wind sprints so that they don't have to be embarrassed like this. So 2A days that are. Well, that's already happening now, isn't it?

[E]

Started this past week.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[D]

He is a long tall Mama Jama too, man.

[B]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Good morning. My name is John Clay Wolf. His name is J.D. ryan Bobo.

[I]

Hi.

[B]

And Michael Turley. We will be here. We've been on for an hour and if you guys ever get up early and want to catch the east coast first hour, you can go to John Claywolf.com and click listen live. And we start 7am Central which is 8am Eastern. In, in D.C. and Virginia and Baltimore and there's more of that to come. Florida and Atlanta and anyway, we've got a lot of growth. We will be on plenty stations here shortly. We added Mississippi last week. We added Denver the week before. But Denver doesn't start live until 9 o' clock hour. Right. So talking about them now, misnomer. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. What have you. What do you. Oh, doesn't hear us in Baton Rouge. So, Jay, so, so, so strip Pre K so we can get off. Off on the right foot. Are you there? Pre K? He just, he's just stoned, man. He's. He's taking the black thing too far. He's just staying high.

[D]

I think you're right.

[B]

David, good morning.

[E]

Just gave you a thumbs up.

[H]

John.

[C]

What's up, dude?

[B]

Not much. We're not on in Baton Rouge, man.

[H]

98.

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1.

[H]

I don't know what their dildo is. Wait, well, now it's still not on. I don't know what the deal is, man.

[B]

A lot of times I chase.

[H]

Well, I mean, yeah, tell Guarantee Media to get it together, man.

[D]

Column.

[B]

I mean, we're normally on at 80806.

[D]

Right, I'll call. I get the guy on the line that usually he, he, you know, sends me an email and says, hey, we got a basketball game, hey we got a football game. I'm not aware of any other schedule.

[B]

That's one of our best affiliates. Give him a call and weck. Wake somebody up. You know how the South Louisiana people are, man.

[H]

They, we got, we got, we got starving listeners out here dying to listen to the boys.

[B]

They're not all call and wake them up. It's just alcoholism. That's all it is. Just good oldfashioned hardcore alcohol. Southern Louisiana alcoholism. Somebody drank too much, smoked too much and has not gotten and hit the switch at the studio yet and fired us up. Wake them up. Let's go, let's go, let's go. Put them on hold. Pre K, 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio boa 13 fusion with 120,000 miles worth. Five grand maybe, maybe actually four. Four to five. You're buried in it. I know. You know, 9800 on it or 11.

[H]

God dang.

[B]

To Santander. To Santander. Who's your lien holder? Santander?

[H]

No, it's. Damn. It's another one like we call it Sand Hander.

[B]

Sand Hander. Sand Hander. Yeah. Glad hander. Yeah, 18 interest. Just go drive it off a cliff and sit there and watch it and take a video. Put on YouTube. 800-800-7234.

[C]

Insurance fraud. Go ahead.

[B]

It doesn't have to be insurance fraud if it just really happens. It's true. Good morning, Baton Rouge. You're on the air.

[H]

Hey, man, look. Yalls show is playing live on 92.3 here in Baton Rouge.

[B]

In which station is that?

[H]

Is that the all I wanted to let you know.

[B]

Thank you.

[D]

Thank you.

[H]

Yeah, that's alt 92.3.

[B]

Thank you, sir. Thank you.

[E]

We changed station.

[B]

No, we've got a lot of stations down there. We got four, five stations in south four for sure.

[D]

We've got Lafayette, Lake Charles, New Orleans.

[B]

And then Baton Rouge. He's here in New Orleans. Bleed over that. New Orleans. 92.5 is the largest. It's the largest geographic signal in the United States.

[D]

It's a damn good station. It's a damn good station. I actually check it out a couple times a week in the morning. Yeah, yeah, they. They really. They mix it perfectly.

[B]

Good morning, Austin. Good morning, San Antonio. Good morning to everybody else. And of course, Dallas, Houston, Buzz. We've got all the goddamn good mornings out of the way. Can we get to work an hour?

[C]

The more stations.

[B]

That means go.

[C]

That means go. You know, that's got to be a great place in Omaha, Nebraska for gentlemen to go. A little gentleman's club. And there is. It's called Candy, spelled with a K. Candy's gentlemen.

[B]

Sounds like a whorehouse to me.

[C]

You know, Maha, they have a sign out front that's there.

[B]

I'm no scientist, but that sounds like a whorehouse. J.D.

[C]

Yes. You know what son of his John? It's a fully nude establishment. They have a sign out front that says, stay at home moms, earn extra cash, apply within. And actually, while the club is not currently open, some of the neighbors still think the sign is a little bit tacky. We have some audio here called Help Wanted.

[B]

Very inappropriate.

[D]

I don't think it should be on the main street like this.

[B]

My son has seen this sign and.

[J]

He has asked, you know, mom, why.

[B]

Would moms go be naked? Like, why do they want naked moms?

[J]

It's kind of crass.

[D]

They got a preschool right here for little kids. I don't.

[B]

I don't think they should have to see that. And the fact that it has fully nude girls, stay at home moms. My son can read that. He knows what nude means. And it's just kind of terrible.

[C]

Incredible.

[B]

Hannah the stripper Are on the spot reporter. If anybody knows how to crack this case, it's Hannah the cocaine freaked out stripper. Good morning, Hannah.

[C]

Why is there a preschool next to a topless place?

[B]

I don't know.

[C]

Oh, my Lord. She fall down a well.

[B]

Hannah's in the well. Hannah's so high, she can't talk.

[D]

It would appear that someone's been playing with Hannah's microphone.

[C]

Oh, no.

[B]

Hannah, why don't you play with it? And let's hear Hannah's different microphone so we can find her. That sounds like a stripper in a well. Is. Is. Can you move the. Can you change the people and find her? That's Randy the chipmunk. That's not Hannah the stripper. What's wrong with Hannah?

[D]

A. Dang it.

[B]

So who's been jacking with stuff?

[E]

And we've had weird things happen. All my audio is gone.

[C]

Gone.

[B]

And then Hannah's gone.

[D]

My presets, obviously not.

[B]

So you got anything? Have we lost all our characters this week?

[E]

Yeah, we're gonna have to work on it.

[B]

We have to work on it.

[C]

It's Randy the alien.

[B]

Damn.

[E]

Wow.

[B]

That's odd. All right, so somebody came in the studio and took your took drops and.

[E]

They took files for a year. I mean, they're just gone.

[B]

Stop it.

[E]

I'm not. No, they're gone.

[C]

Gone, gone, gone. Can't find them.

[B]

That doesn't make sense.

[E]

I know.

[B]

I haven't been up here much at all this week. It wasn't me.

[D]

Thursday. I think it's the only day I saw you here, man.

[B]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[D]

I got to do, like.

[E]

The ghost of Hannah, maybe.

[D]

Yeah, it's a. No, it's a preset because they. If that's a preset button, we are.

[C]

Really pulling the curtain back.

[B]

Yes.

[D]

Yeah, and it's got to see my reverbs all the way down, but with that button.

[B]

So it's all screwed up. Oh, yeah, yeah.

[D]

I think it's been played with dj.

[B]

Dj. Dj. Put them on hold. Put them on hold. Pre K. Can you hear me? Put them on hold. That's all you got to do. Just push the whole button. You can do it. Push the whole button.

[E]

Kid, he's talking to him.

[B]

He's so hung up in talking to them about his mute. Ever since his music thing. Everybody that calls in, he wants to talk about his music.

[C]

Have you seen my video?

[D]

There's that peacock we were looking for a couple of weeks ago.

[C]

There he is.

[B]

Look at him. 800-800-72348. Put them on 3K. God damn it. Son of them. God. Derek, good morning. You're in Georgia, Derek.

[H]

Derek is in Denver, Colorado.

[B]

Denver, Colorado. Good morning, Derek. I just see a Georgia phone number or thing will just tell us what. I guess your phone's registered to Sandersville, Georgia.

[H]

Yeah, I was, I was in the Navy at. Got my phone number down there and I ain't changing it again.

[B]

All right, well, good morning, Denver, Colorado.

[D]

So where's he listening to?

[E]

I don't know.

[B]

Are we on live up there or did you just remember us from last week?

[D]

We're live starting at, at 9.

[H]

No, this, this is the first time and I was calling to see what station y' all were going to be on because I'm listening to 1079 KBPI and it started bleeding in through the rock and it started kicking KBPI to the back and I'm hearing y' all in the front.

[B]

That's weird. We start weird. I thought we started on KBPI in an hour. Yeah. So you're telling me it's on right now?

[H]

They started mix. Yeah, they started mixing you in. Like you have. You have rock music in the background of your show.

[B]

Good. We like rock music. Sounds like, do you want to sell your truck? Or you just called in to talk to us about it?

[H]

No, no, I was just calling to tell you about the, the, the bleed through. You started asking me about my truck.

[B]

I'm like, okay, DJ Prek, you gotta wait. Hey, hang on, let me get this kid on the phone. I gotta, I gotta retrain my damn white black kid again.

[E]

Tell me what I'm doing wrong this time.

[B]

John, you're taught. This guy's calling in to talk to you about a programming issue in Denver and you're. You got him on. You're sitting there talking to for two minutes. I see it. Don't get him on hold. Don't get him me. And you're taking his truck out of him and you're loading up a truck. That's not what he wanted to talk about. He wanted to talk about kbpi. We're bleeding over on their audio. So the Westwood One port is open up there and it's double dipping and it's blowing out our show. And the in the music up on a station that's unmanned in North Colorado. That's what he wants to talk.

[E]

Let it be known, baby. He was about to tell me, but then you told me.

[B]

Put him on hold. Dj. Yeah, okay. Hannah. Hannah in Houston, Texas, good morning. You're on the air.

[H]

Hi, Hannah.

[C]

Hi.

[B]

Hi. How are you, sweetheart? If you're going to be on the air with us, you got to get with it. You got to get up on stage, you got to pick your chin up high, you got to pull your boobs out, and you got to have a lot of confidence. So let's talk.

[H]

I mean, I mean, I'll definitely put my boobs out. I paid $6,000 for them. I might as well do that.

[B]

Now we're talking about. Now we're talking. So Hannah called in. She wants to be the replacement for Hannah the stripper. Since our real Hannah the stripper is having technological issues. Hannah, did you work last night?

[H]

Yeah, exactly.

[B]

Did you work last night? Did you dance last night?

[H]

I worked last night, but I didn't dance.

[B]

Where do you work?

[H]

I'm an emt.

[B]

Emt. So when people are passed out, instead of giving them the paddles of life, you whip your cans out and slap them on either cheek and then say, open your eyes. And it saves her life.

[H]

Oh, hell yeah.

[B]

I like this. I like this. I like this. Okay. I think that would work, actually. When somebody's passing out, whip them out and take their hands and put them on your boobs and watch their eyes. Clear. It's weird. Clear prop.

[D]

Better than adrenaline shot, man.

[B]

How long you been in in emt, Hannah? How long have I done? One. You said yes?

[H]

Two and a half years.

[B]

Go to our Facebook page. John Clay Wolf show on Facebook. Add us as a friend and put a. Put a note there so we know who you are and we will weave you into the show. Kimberly, how you doing? I'm good. What city are you in?

[H]

Houston, Texas.

[B]

It says new listener enjoying the show. You know how long we've been on in Houston?

[H]

I have no idea because I'm not.

[B]

Usually up this early on a Saturday morning. Because you normally didn't stay up all night. We've been on for almost. We're gonna have our 10 year anniversary in January. No. Wild.

[H]

Wow.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

So you got a new place to park your ass on Saturday mornings. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is John Clearwolf and I buy cars on the radio. Forgive me. The VI N. Give me the VIN. Like VIN Diesel. VIN Number givemetheven.com if you'd like to sell your car, go to givemetheven.com you can put in your VIN or your license plate. The computer will automatically bid the car immediately. And if we don't beat a carmax [e-mail] I will personally send you a check for a hundred dollar bill. So if you go to givemetheven.com you'll either get more money or you'll get a check for 100. Either way, you're going to get paid. You're not going to get laid, but you're going to get paid. It's better than getting late. We'll be right back.

[A]

We'll be right back. More of the John Clay Wolf show presented by givemethevin.com coming up.

[J]

Remember, at gimmetheven.com not only do they have an automated system that will bid your car instantly, but they will come to your house, office, wherever, and pick it up with a check. They're fast, they're over the phone and they come to you like a pizza delivery boy. If they don't beat a written CarMax offer, they owe you 100 bucks. That's how much they believe in what they're doing. GiveMeTheVin.com is the best wholesale site to sell your car to, and it's not even close.

[D]

Sell us your car. Givemethevin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[A]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show.

[B]

Get this.

[D]

CVS is launching its own membership program that comes with with free home delivery.

[A]

1, 800, 800 radio.

[H]

Yep.

[B]

They'll deliver within a 10 mile radius or roughly the length of one receipt.

[A]

Oh, this is the John Clay Wolf Show Me.

[B]

Come on, come on, come on.

[D]

Do we want to recap? John picks the songs for the show.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

For these little bumper things that don't mean anything. You just play them. It says here we are coming back, John Clay Wolf. And then you just start talking. You don't even. Nobody ever discusses the bumper music ever in the world. In the world of radio. Bull s that I'm aware of. But I mean, I'm new.

[B]

Our listeners start emailing me about the bumper music on 9 o' clock tonight when they're about four beers in.

[D]

Okay. Given a given. So you give me a list of songs.

[B]

Yep.

[D]

And I use them.

[B]

Yep.

[D]

And like while this is playing before we came on, you're like, this is obviously. You should save this for Colorado. How is Sugar Magnolia by the Grateful Dead a Colorado song?

[E]

He's equating it to dope.

[D]

Why? Pot, Sugar Magnolia Baba.

[B]

Are you that checked out? Have you been in the country that long?

[D]

I think it's like a Savannah, Georgia garden.

[B]

I think it's all of it. But if you're gonna if you've got five hours to program and you've got. When's the last time I put a Grateful Dead song in the mix? How many years have been 10 or 6.

[D]

No, no, no, no. Since I played Uncle John's Band, the filler songs, about four weeks ago, you suddenly have discovered the great.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[D]

I think so.

[E]

But it's.

[B]

Who was also the 30 year anniversary of MTV this week. And this was one of the songs that actually made an MTV video out of.

[D]

Was it really?

[B]

Yeah. Long story short, we started in Colorado two weeks ago. And if you were gonna pick one song to lay into a market and not another one, that makes sense. You would do the Grateful Dead, because what's in Colorado? Bunch of goddamn hippies.

[E]

There's more Deadheads probably in Colorado than in anywhere.

[C]

Absolutely.

[D]

Makes sense. It makes sense. Yeah. But then again, you gave me a list of songs, Right.

[B]

Why does Jeep Wranglers have those little half doors on them?

[D]

And you. You remember, there's a.

[B]

There's all them dead heads. Granola bars won't fall out when they're off road.

[D]

There's a. There's a heart song that you mentioned later. You know, heart that you mentioned later and. No, I used that last week. There was a second heart song you mentioned and you said do it late. Yeah, like fourth or fifth hour.

[B]

Right.

[D]

Like you're allowed to leave notes if you want to save Grateful Dead for Colorado. Just in case I can't read your damn mind.

[B]

I just figured it was pretty obvious.

[D]

No, sir. Nothing's pretty Nevada.

[B]

I think Nevada would appreciate the Grateful Dead. A lot of. I mean, Austin. But a lot of people are like. They just don't get it. And that's a lot of people.

[D]

When this happens. You didn't tell me specifically that a lot of people will just let it go and start the show. Bumper's over. Because nobody talks about the music, you know? No, but you rather bitch and bitch and bitch.

[B]

It's called Broad.

[D]

The bumper sounded great. Did you catch the CBS joke that was in the middle of it. Do you realize we have served its purpose now? We've wasted four minutes.

[B]

Do you realize we have half a million listeners on Saturday?

[D]

Yes.

[B]

Okay, so you got a.

[D]

Do you realize we have half a million listeners?

[B]

I do. What's this song?

[D]

Oh, this is a good song. I love this song. I remember the fourth grade.

[B]

Blake and Belton.

[D]

Good morning, jackass.

[B]

18, Jeep Rubicon with 114000 miles. How do you put 114000 miles on a 2008.

[D]

Right.

[B]

Here we go with Jim. Yeah, this is DJ Pre. Oh, now it says 11. Okay.

[H]

10.

[B]

820. 18 Jeep Rubicon. Is it a four door hard top.

[H]

Or two door, four door hard.

[B]

Ruby, what color? Red.

[H]

Black interior, automatic or beautiful little cherry auto.

[B]

Does it have leather cloth, leather navigation?

[H]

Yep.

[B]

Is it a red top or a black top?

[H]

It's a red top. And then added black accents on the back corner to match the recon letters.

[B]

Okay. And then on the mirrors. Red or black?

[H]

Black.

[B]

Guys, if we buy this truck, you're hearing me. You see 18 Ruby show up with a red top and a red truck. I want you to pull the mirrors off and paint them red too. Sorry. Blake. I'm already reconning your car before we start buying it. It's good.

[H]

Make it once more.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. We just want it to look a little bit better. I think it's 40 grand, Rig.

[H]

You're close.

[B]

I'm all over it like a cheap suit. And I'm a check rider and I'm now money. And you don't have to screw around. Go to givemetheven.com, load it up and come get your money for 40 grand or we'll bring it to you. 800. Let's go. If I hit one right, I'm gonna hit it right. I'm gonna leave it alone. Ain't chasing nothing. Ain't chasing no girl down the street.

[D]

Ruby red, black interior. That's a sharp, sharp, sharp. I think you write the monochrome on the outside, mirrors and all.

[B]

Market's changing a little bit.

[D]

Is it?

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

August.

[B]

It's August. 100 degree heat. You know, in the car business, there's. There's New Year's When? New Year's. 12:31. Right. Midnight. In the car business, New Year's was Wednesday at 12. Happy New Year's. The 2000s are out. Everything's a year older. Happy new year.

[C]

Immediately the market adjusts.

[B]

Yes.

[D]

Wow.

[B]

Yes. Yes. It's not. It's not. Oh, my God. But it's real. It's real. And you gotta. You gotta be smarter. Those 2019s, that's really where you'll see it. The 2018s, 2017s, back them up a year. Back them up a year. Back them up here. When you're in mmr, click them down a year. Nobody wants it for any price. Bull ass. They're. You're older.

[G]

Yeah.

[C]

For any.

[B]

They're a year older. You got to kick them down. This is the Bottom line, the new ones are coming out. New ones being in 2000s. They're showing up at dealerships. The incentives are coming out on the 19s, 2020. Vets around, they've changed the pricing. What's that going to structure that Mark changes the market. Well, in MMR in June. I don't care what happened in June. MMR in July. These are auction results we're talking about. I'm talking about dealer to dealer conversations. Well, you know, I saw1 in June 20th bring. I don't give a s. Right. It's a different deal now. Hi, Satan. Hi, Satan.

[G]

Hi. Hi, John.

[B]

Hi.

[G]

You know, it's the same.

[C]

It's the same in the soul business.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[G]

Oh, sure.

[C]

There's a market.

[G]

Oh, sure.

[C]

Really? Now this is.

[G]

Okay. Now this is for your older models. Okay. Once they get over around 65, you know, you get this time of summer and it's just miserable. It's just miserable. It's not like, you know, you were a teen or an early 20 and you're going to the amusement park and you love the roller coasters. Girls in their. In their little blue jean shorts.

[C]

Yeah.

[G]

When you're in your 30s and you're taking your kids, it's still fun, right? It's awesome. Then you're in your 40s, 50s, you got your kids and their kids.

[C]

Yeah.

[G]

It's a bit of a. Just a bit of a. You'll sit on the bench and watch them get on the roller coaster and come back out because you're too fat to fit on the ride. You get 65, and not only are you not going anymore.

[C]

No.

[G]

You're making up excuses not to go.

[C]

Sure.

[G]

Oh, no, I can't. You know, I did just have my gallbladder out.

[C]

My hip replacement.

[H]

Yeah, I'm a little.

[G]

I'm a little busy this week. I'm. I've decided to go to rehab and see if I can get off the Percocets. Sure.

[D]

And that soul.

[G]

The value of that soul just goes down and down.

[H]

And.

[B]

Yeah.

[G]

By the time we hit November, by the time.

[B]

This is Satan describing the. The market value of people's souls.

[G]

By the time we hit Thanksgiving.

[C]

Right.

[G]

I mean, I'm taking. I'm taking three hits on a dollar just trying to turn this thing. It's worth nothing. I mean, I. I can't even sell it to Michael, much less St. Peter. Cheap bastard.

[B]

So they just vapor lock the market. It's just the. The liquidity comes out of the market in the soul business.

[D]

Yeah.

[G]

Yeah. We just, you know, you just get around to Christmas, all those march babies start coming out new models. You know, it's all about the new models, and that's not what we do. But it does certainly affect the market.

[B]

So, Satan, we were up against a break clock. Can you take us out?

[G]

Yeah. Get it on with the John Clay Wolf show. Back with more after this.

[A]

Givemethevin.com presents the John Clay Wolf show. We'll be right back after this.

[J]

John Clay wolf has been buying cars off dealers descriptions for 20 years and buying cars on the radio for 10. Why can he buy yours off a picture off his website? GiveMeTheEven.com because he can. That car, you didn't trade in that truck your dad gave you, the family truckster that aunt Edna died in. If you don't check with gimmethevin.com first, you may need to get your head checked. They're the best buyers on cars. They pay top money. And if they don't beat a written carmax offer, they owe you a hundred bucks.

[D]

Sell us your car. GiveMeTheVin.com so easy, you can do it in your underwear.

[A]

And now we return to the John Clay wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800, this is the John Clay Wolf show.

[E]

Hell yeah.

[B]

I knew when I hit puberty, I knew less than like 15 minutes. I'd been wildcat and I'd been drilling for Wells. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4.

[C]

I just got it.

[D]

Payoff. I've been practicing as an amateur for years.

[B]

I mean, I was pro by the time I was ready.

[D]

Wendy, I'm home.

[B]

Chuck and Conroe. I don't want to hear your mediocre sling blade impersonation.

[D]

Oh, come on, man.

[B]

I had Billy Bob on here last week or two weeks ago. The real guy. Why the hell do I want to listen to your amateur ass?

[H]

I don't know. I don't know because I don't have nothing else to do. I just. Your stupid show.

[B]

All right.

[D]

Damn.

[B]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. It's hate. Morning. It's hate. It's hate. Good morning, Las Vegas, Nevada. All you guys coming in off of your graveyard shift are going in for whatever it is you do. Josh in Hillsborough. A12F. 250, 133,000 mile leather roof nav. Is it lifted or is it stock?

[H]

Lifted.

[B]

How much left? Four inch.

[H]

I think. A two.

[B]

Okay. And the tires. So they're oversized A little bit. How many miles are on the tires. Does it need a set of tires is really what I'm fishing for.

[H]

No, no. It's got rims and good tires on it.

[B]

These high mileage, high dollar trucks have adjusted in price like this week, so. And everybody's gonna be bitching at me. Oh, I think it's 25 grand, you know and I'm sure you're thinking 29 and you know, two weeks ago I'd have been bidden 28. I'm just telling everybody that's in the business that's listening that's not in the business. There's a market adjustment. It hit this week. Believe it or not, it happens every year and we saw it this week and it's high mileage, high dollar merch is where it starts. What's it take to buy your truck?

[H]

More around the $29.

[B]

Yeah, send me a picture. Let me fall in love with the lift. I'm, you know, I may be between the 29 and the 25,000. I need to, I need to look and do a little research, you know, 27. I've got some movement in me but I'm not giving 29 with 133000 miles. This I'm certain. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars on the radio. Oh no. Hell, I've got three minutes left. J.D. what are you doing?

[C]

Let's see what else we have. A 31 year old Wayne petget in Florida told police he was intrigued. Why would you be intrigued by recent shootings? He called the Walmart super center in Gibsonton, Florida, telling an employee there he was five minutes away and planned to shoot up the store when he arrived with his shooter alert, we just learned.

[B]

That he is in custody on a temporary mental health hold. Deputies tell us that a call came in here to this Walmart in Gibsonton. The person on the other end of the line threatened to shoot up the store. Investigators did take a 31 year old man into custody.

[F]

His mother works here at the store.

[B]

Investigators say they did not find any.

[F]

Firearms at his residence.

[B]

No, I wouldn't say that he thought it was funny. But he didn't appear to be remorseful for any reason. No, he didn't deny it. Just said that he didn't make the threat.

[E]

So I guess in essence he denied it.

[D]

Yeah, he's. That guy's just a mental crazy. Yeah, I was gonna go crazy or just. It just criminally dumb, you think?

[C]

Yeah, not just nuts.

[D]

Yeah, his mom works at the Walmart store. He probably still lives with her. You know, you just wonder. Craziness.

[B]

Very serious.

[C]

Seriously crazy people.

[D]

Yeah, cuz that's. That's not the way that usually goes, right? So. Good deal.

[C]

They.

[D]

They check the guy out. He's, you know, he's under lock and key.

[C]

One more nut off the streets.

[D]

One down. Yeah. Good deal. Good damn deal.

[B]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Who's playing football tonight? Are the Cowboys playing?

[E]

Yes, the Niners. First preseason game of the year. Pay attention to their backup who's now starting running back. Pollard.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. Dax said yesterday that he can get the job done and they don't need Zeke. They didn't say that, but he said that. And Jerry gave him an extra $10,000 to say it.

[E]

Yes, because Jerry has been saying this.

[D]

Hey, boy.

[B]

Who you calling boy? I'm calling you, boy. Come over here, boy. Here's 10,000. What for, boss? Tweet this. The new running back is just as good as the old running back. We're going to do fine.

[E]

Jerry started that conversation last week, so he's already planting that.

[C]

Of course.

[E]

And Dax got to say that to show support for the rookie, you know.

[B]

Do you remember the old. Was it Richard Prior or Robin Williams talking about Mr. T? If Mr. T was gay.

[D]

That was Eddie Murphy. Hey boy. Eddie Murphy. Hey boy, look mighty good nimd.

[B]

Look at my good nim jeans. Why don't you come over here and pitch some cheeks together? 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Cars, comedian cars and coffee. Jerry Seinfeld bit on one of the streaming services. Eddie Murphy was on it. It launched about three weeks ago. Eddie Murphy, Jerry Seinfeld riding around the car for an hour talking about real comedy stuff in Eddie Murphy possible comeback. And it is pretty damn good. If you like comedy and you're into those two guys, you will absolutely adore that hour worth of tv. My name is John Claywolf and I'll be back in just a minute.

[D]

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[B]

We have to reset set here because we just added about 15 more affiliates in different time zones. Good morning all you guys that just joined up. Vegas number two, Colorado. Ok, no, Oklahoma City's been on for a while. Nonetheless, here we are. Got J.D. ryan, Bobo, Michael Turley, myself in the. Your own DJ Prek. DJ Prek, the rapper. Parappa the rapper. How have you had any? Has anything happened in your life since you dropped your music video for K, man?

[E]

People are digging it. You know, it's got about 2,000 hits on Facebook. So people are enjoying it, you know, just. Just giving people something to jam in. They rides for the summer.

[B]

Really? I was at a barber shop the other day and there was two sisters that went to your high school and they knew you and they. I showed him a picture of you. They said, yeah, that's easy. He dressed that way back then, too. So this is not a new thing.

[E]

Oh, yeah? Yeah. Look, I'm gonna tell you like I tell everybody, baby, it ain't on me, it's in me.

[B]

Okay? And when did it come into you? At what age? When did you decide to be a black? A white black man?

[E]

You know, it all changed around 2001.

[B]

2002. What age does that make you?

[E]

I was 11 or 12, something like that. Ah, yes, that's the year.

[B]

So your impersonation, your impressionable. So I need to watch out with my kids unless I want them to be white black.

[E]

Yeah, yeah, you better watch out. Don't let them get a hold of that DJ Pre K music, okay? Because they'll be talking about balling and stunting all day.

[B]

And what flipped you to the other side?

[E]

What music? You know, I just got tired of mayonnaise on everything. You know, I wanted Some hot sauce.

[B]

Did you see that? There was a meme on our. We do these stupid memes on the Junk the Wolf show Facebook page that says, I. I've got my first white girlfriend. What do I feed her? Somebody wrote pain pills and mayonnaise casserole as well. Casserole.

[D]

Ah.

[B]

So what. What, what. What flipped you at 11 years old to the black side, man?

[E]

I don't know. I. I couldn't tell you.

[B]

You know, Was it a specific artist?

[E]

What's that?

[B]

Was it a specific artist?

[E]

Man, that's. I could tell you who I started. Who I started listening to. I mean, you know, there. There was some, like, mystical in the mix, you know, like some P. Diddy and all that. But of course, the. The white savior, Eminem definitely played a part as well.

[B]

Oh, okay. So you. So it's just like J.D. it's like the Tiger woods effect on the golf course?

[E]

Sure.

[B]

All the white kids came out me to be golfers. And this is what the Eminem effect had on DJ Pre K. He had a golf. He had. He had a golf bag in his room too. He was a little confused, but. So you wanted to be Eminem and Vanilla Ice? Is that why you came here, is because Vanilla Ice's niece used to work here?

[E]

Yeah, that's what I heard about it. You know, I was like, man, you know, hopefully I can go the Vanilla Ice route with my career.

[B]

Terry in Texas, good morning. You're on the air.

[H]

Hello.

[B]

Good morning. Good, good. You got a 17 diesel STX. What's that mean? I didn't know they made a diesel stx. I think he wrote that down wrong.

[H]

No, instead of lariat or whatever. That's just. That's the badging on it.

[B]

Okay.

[H]

You know, I think what that is, to be honest, is like a glorified Excel.

[B]

Yep, that's what I was just. You're right. And now I know exactly what it is.

[H]

Does it have a carpet?

[B]

Does it have a gray grill?

[H]

No, it's all chrome.

[B]

Okay. Regular cab or crew Cab?

[H]

Crew cab.

[B]

4 wheel drive or 2?

[H]

4 diesel.

[B]

2017 F250 diesel with 20,000 miles XL. With the XLT appearance package is really what it is. So the truck's worth 35 G's?

[H]

35. Well, you. You. That's a magic question.

[D]

What.

[H]

What color is it?

[B]

It's white. It's mayonnaise whites. Refrigerator white.

[H]

They all are race red, baby.

[B]

Race red. Which wheels are on it. Like the X? The xl. Okay. It's got aluminum. That's good. Because like the oil field companies, all the guys for commercial would. Would take it in white so it bring a little more. The red doesn't make it bring more money, but it'll be fine. And if that works, we. We. We'll come pick it up. Just go to give me the vin vi n givein.com. load that up. We'll get her check cut. Yep. I appreciate it. 800. 800. Hey, hey, hey. Gina. 15 journey. A 15 journey with 115 is worth $4,000. Is it a heat well? No, it's a journey that's a nitrogen. A journey's worth four grand with 115. Maybe five. What's your payoff? 10. What's your payoff? Is it 10?

[H]

13.

[D]

There you go.

[B]

Go get you some.

[D]

Ouch.

[B]

Shane. 03 GMC Gas 8. 100,000 miles. Two wheel drive, extended cam. Huh? That's an odd bird. That's an odd bird. There's nothing wrong with it. It's just something different. Yeah. What size? You know? 454. What was it?

[H]

It'll haul anything you hooked on to.

[B]

Wow. God damn. I mean, let's stop now.

[D]

Yep.

[B]

Hey, what's. What was a 454? Was that a 6?

[H]

That was a 7.4 liter, 8.1 liter, 8.1.

[B]

But what was a 4? What was a 454 Chevy? Was it a 7.4 liter?

[H]

Yes, that was the 100. This is the biggest General Motors mix.

[B]

All right.

[H]

Like a 502 or something like that.

[B]

It's a two wheel drive or a four.

[H]

It's two. It's got the Eaton rear end on it.

[B]

It's a three quarter ton eight liter with a hundred on it and two wheel drive, extended cam. I think it's worth $6,000. I think it's worth 6,000.

[H]

That's it, huh?

[B]

Yeah. What do you think.

[H]

Mine is worth? About 10?

[B]

Well, two. Damn.

[H]

I haven't had any problems with that truck at all ever. Another Original Owner.

[B]

It's 15 years old and 100,000 miles. It's two wheel drive. Is it leather, cloth?

[H]

It'll outlive anything you can buy today though.

[B]

Is it leather cloth?

[E]

Sell it.

[H]

It's cloth.

[B]

Yeah. The Mexicans won't like it. It'll be the last. The only guys that'll like it is the old angry white men. That's a smaller club.

[H]

This thing will pull a household out of hell. I know that. What an El Paso on it. It said set up for conventional. Set up for gooseneck. It's even got a camper overhead, camper kit on it.

[B]

So if I gave seven grand, if I wrote you a check. Oh, man. If I wrote you a check for 7,000, do I own it? I mean, how many people are beating down your door?

[H]

I think I'll keep it for seven grand. I mean, hell, how many people are.

[B]

Trying to kick in the door in your trailer house and give you a check for 7,000?

[H]

Everybody that's looked at my truck loves it. But nobody's got any money.

[B]

Right? And that they're in style instills the rub. And that. That's a very good point because the guys that can borrow the money on it get a newer one. And the guys that can pay for it buy one that's got more sex appeal. You've got a. It's kind of a tractor of sorts. Anyway, do me this. Shane. Go to givemetheven.com givemetheven.com and loaded up. Actually, I'm going to put you. I have a feeling that you're not much of an Internet kind of guy. Is that a fair statement?

[H]

No, I can get on that. Damn. I can fly a damn computer.

[B]

All right, go to. Give me the vin dot com. Angry white man. Shane, we've got the angry white male and angry white male. And go to get.

[H]

I work the West Texas oil fields right now and I'm out of Iowa.

[B]

There you go.

[C]

Dang it.

[B]

All right.

[D]

Anything, right for save. I can pull four boats at a time. You hear? I said eating back in.

[B]

Eating back in.

[D]

Seven ass.

[J]

God.

[D]

You give me 10 or give me 10, I'll come over, pull that radio station down.

[C]

I love it. I got eaten back in.

[D]

Me and General Motors.

[B]

800-807- Allison, get your ass over here.

[C]

Allison.

[D]

They always say Duramax. Allison.

[B]

It's not a Duramax. It's a 8.1 L. I think it's a 502. It's the largest motor General Motors has ever made them all. Now, they had a 500 cubic inch in a Cadillac back in 74. And this car run right over it. And two wheel drive. 887. 800, 800 radio callers. Yes, we're live, obviously. 800, 800 radio. 800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. Jean, are you as hard ass as Shane, the angry white male?

[D]

No.

[B]

Okay, but you. Your payoff's 13, you said, right?

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah, man. I would. I would let Gene take your car and drive it down the highway with it on a chain. Just let it total out and then Call Geico and tell him to come pick it up.

[E]

All right.

[B]

Who's got it?

[H]

Santander, I appreciate it.

[B]

Who's got the paper on it?

[H]

I don't know, but I don't know.

[C]

What.

[B]

Who do you make the payments to?

[H]

I have no idea.

[B]

Santander, probably.

[E]

What is it? Ikea?

[B]

No, it's all right. Thank you, guys. 800. 800. Seven, two, three. Hook that some up. Put 502 on an air moat, run down the Rio Grande wide open and slinging up them Mexicans, bringing them to Texas. My airboat's so damn powerful, that engine on, I pick them Mexicans up. Mexico. Yeah, and run them all the way to Austin.

[D]

We're having job fair.

[B]

On the side of the road. No water.

[D]

I'm up there. I pay regular minimum wage. Regular federal minimum wage. Job fair. Job fair day.

[C]

The jumper.

[D]

Grab that toolbox, boy. We're gonna drive up and see if John Clay Wolf show. Got more coming up after whatever BS this is right here.

[A]

We'll be right back. More of the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com coming up.

[F]

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[D]

Sell us your car. GiveMeTheVin.com so easy, you can do it in your underwear.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

We're back. Back to the John Clay Wolf show presented by givemetheven.com. call in 800-800-RADIO now. John Clay Wolf.

[B]

Hey, man.

[D]

Hey, man.

[B]

Was this in that QT movie soundtrack? Hey man? I think so. The new one. What's it called? Something Once upon a time in Hollywood.

[D]

It could be.

[B]

I think so. It's in one of them. I heard it. That's what made me put it on the list.

[D]

You know, I bought the soundtrack and haven't even listened to the whole thing yet.

[B]

You know, Bob, if we were on in San Francisco, where all the flippy queers and weirdos are. You gotta dump that. I don't care.

[D]

No, no, no. Queers is the. Is the, like, preferred nomenclature.

[B]

You know, if we went on in San Francisco, where all the crazy different alternative lifestyle people were then David Bowie would be a good thing to play. Kind of like Grateful Dead ones goes with Colorado. You know, you gotta. You gotta pick your. You gotta match.

[D]

There are a lot of good places for Bowie.

[B]

You know, before we get into all that, I've got something I need to discuss. So the company, givemetheven.com. we've been doing this for a long time and it keeps growing and it's interesting to come through the growing pains of what? Of going from Mon PA to corporation.

[D]

Sure.

[B]

And I swear I'll never let it turn into.

[C]

I.

[B]

Well, I don't want to swear to anything, but I'm gonna. I will really try to never turn it into a hoity toity hard pressed Corp. But did you say that Connie sent out an HR letter on dress code this week?

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

What was it all employees? Really?

[E]

No, it was directed to the female employees.

[B]

You can't do that.

[C]

You can't do that.

[B]

She's a female and she's a Mexican it. And she's a. She's a Republican Mexican, which is not. That's kind of a rare bird.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

And. But she's a. She's a female Mexican lady. So that's good. We got that going.

[C]

Yeah, they're covered. Yeah, that's. That's in the good column.

[D]

Really? A dress code?

[C]

Yeah, you gotta be careful when you send it out.

[E]

It's not a dress code. There's a dress policy, I guess, for the females in the office.

[B]

For the females. Like. Like they're a different breed. I guess they are.

[E]

I mean, we're a different breed. Connie's.

[B]

She's.

[D]

She's female.

[E]

Yeah, she's always taking charge of the.

[B]

That.

[D]

Okay, so what happened? Cuz Connie doesn't just do something like. No, you're right.

[B]

Well, tell me what the dress code was.

[E]

Well, she was saying in the email that, you know, we all have to follow the policy and there's appears to be somebody wearing shorts that are a.

[B]

Little bit too short.

[E]

You got ladies, please make sure that the shorts are least to fingertip and just you, blah, blah, blah, etc.

[D]

Etc. Maybe that was me.

[B]

Stand up, jd. Let's see.

[C]

Look, just. I think it's me.

[B]

No, you're right on. You're good. You're clear. Well, one of the grandpa's jewels aren't hanging out of the bottom.

[C]

Jesus, man, I never knew.

[B]

Here's grandpa's trout.

[D]

You know what? Logistics. Logistics.

[E]

It's not logistics. It's one of our buyers oh, stop, Charlie.

[B]

I don't want to do that. Don't, don't, don't, don't. Don't peg it down. Yeah, okay.

[E]

No, it's not. It's just somebody in our office pulled me aside and said, well, I think I'm the one is getting, you know, called out on this email. And I'm like, well, stand up, let me see. And sure enough.

[B]

Put your hands over your head, close your eyes and breathe deep.

[C]

Do some jumping jacks.

[B]

Well, you know, that bra could fit a little tighter.

[E]

Did not do it.

[D]

Come here.

[B]

Come to the back with me. Turn off that light. We need to have a talk about this.

[D]

Close the door.

[E]

No, I had, I had another manager in there.

[B]

Oh, sure, a female. Having her have tune into Tokyo. Do you remember that one?

[D]

How many girl buyers do we have?

[B]

2. There's enough. There's plenty.

[E]

Is there a girl employee?

[B]

Yeah. Come on, guys, just female employees. Let's not be stupid. Don't be a freaking. And let's have fun with it and not get my ass in a sling. How about that? Www.don't be stupid.com. so redneck Monte county hillbilly prick.

[D]

Is that the title of the dress code memo? Yes, it ought to be.

[E]

What she was, you know, she's saying, hey, there's no policy that I've signed. I was like, well, I don't know about that, but let's just keep the peace and find some shorts to go to your.

[B]

If you've ever been at a country party where there was bestiality of any sorts, then you can't comment on this segment. And Bobbo, that counts you out.

[D]

Well, whatever, man.

[B]

You know Vernon Nakona.

[D]

What did I say?

[B]

Montague. I mean, have you ever seen, have you ever been to a high school party where people got drunk, did something weird with an animal?

[D]

Don't lie, sir. No, sir. That's just dumb. I, I, I, I'm from Bowie. I'm not from Chico.

[B]

Okay, back to your story, Turley. Well, so her shorts are too short.

[E]

Exactly.

[B]

Somebody's are.

[E]

Somebody's shorts are too short. Now, we don't have a dress code policy.

[B]

Okay.

[E]

In place. Do we need to get one?

[C]

Never needed one.

[E]

Is she a distraction? No.

[B]

Who's she? I mean, a person. A person. Is that.

[E]

I mean, we can, let's.

[B]

Let'S y' all keep hand. Y', all, y' all keep aiming it down to one person. And that's the problem on the air. So even though I had everybody sign a release, so we're Good. But anyway, is that a distraction? Let's call it like that.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay.

[E]

I don't think so.

[D]

Well, I don't either.

[B]

I mean, maybe it would be like you have big stripper tattoos on the backs of your thighs.

[E]

Well, I don't know that would be a distraction either.

[B]

Or great big, you know, like come eat me across your chest and your. In your shirts cut down to South Africa.

[E]

If somebody had that, that would be a distraction.

[D]

I haven't seen that.

[E]

I haven't seen that either.

[D]

I'd like to see that.

[E]

I think. Is it more just the females having a problem with it?

[D]

Yes.

[B]

I know that I did catch our real HR lady.

[E]

I love it.

[B]

It's a real HR lady.

[D]

She. She.

[B]

Not. Not her. Oh, and she, she, she made a snap at a pretty lady that works here. And she said it so nicely. Listen, darling, you look gorgeous in that. But not everybody can pull that off. So I'd appreciate it if you toned it down and went with the flow. Like she was wearing a strapless sundress or something. Ah, okay. That's a nice backhanded compliment.

[D]

I love that beautiful way to say that.

[B]

That was a. That was the best way to say it.

[E]

So I guess I didn't say it quite that way.

[B]

What if we had a. So but then we like have parties at, at restaurants and, and everybody's in bikinis, so it's confused around here. Yeah. You've got the owner, the leader. That. That is a morally flawed.

[C]

We all are.

[G]

Right.

[B]

And, and we promote a good time and free love and free fun. And then we've got this company that's growing that we're having to keep the inmates from controlling the asylum. And so there's a fine line. It's hard. And it's hard on a real HR lady because she doesn't have the full, full support of myself. That's kind of important when the real HR lady is trying to make policy and the owner and CEOs like, no, that's too rigid. You know, it makes it for a difficult job.

[C]

Conflict of interest.

[B]

I mean, then you have the hard right wing Republican Mexican office manager firing off emails to specific people. And then it creates more problems to have a big round table on the air and just really get this out.

[D]

Half of our buyers don't even wear real shoes every day, you know.

[C]

Okay, is this, is this to me again?

[D]

No.

[C]

Now the shoes.

[D]

I have never seen you in a pair of 25 cent flip flops.

[C]

You just haven't.

[D]

I find it a little Strange in a business office.

[E]

It is.

[B]

There is.

[E]

There are. Because we're comfortable behind the desk buying cars across the country.

[B]

Well, it proves that we don't meet our customers. It proves that we dispatch to have them picked up. We never meet our customers. We do it all.com@getme the vin.com and then we dispatch our. Our drivers have to have clothes on. Yes, yes, they do. But our buyers show up in the PJs. Yeah.

[C]

Here's our bumper.

[E]

And that's happened before.

[B]

Has anybody showed up in PJs? Yes, the old Walmart move.

[E]

And that, that kind of got to me because some this particular buyer actually does see his customers when they do drop their vehicle.

[B]

It had to be Dustin.

[E]

No, McLoven was not the one. But he's, he's, he was pretty bad one time too. No, it was a young Matt.

[B]

You. He showed up in PJs. Yes. Jamie James. Yes. Did you send him home?

[D]

It was PJ day.

[E]

Oh, we just harassed him to where he's not done it again. So.

[D]

No. And the customer. I was there. The customer actually looked over the shoulder and said, so it's, I guess it's PJ day.

[I]

So.

[B]

So you do have to draw the line.

[E]

Yes. There's got to be something.

[D]

Well, you don't have to, but I.

[B]

Mean I think no G strings visible. No PJs.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

And open shoes. But must cost more than $5.

[E]

I would say. Yes. At least 10. Come on. At least 10.

[B]

10 bucks.

[E]

Yes.

[B]

Or, or heel strap or let it.

[D]

Fly and everybody just understand. I don't understand a sudden dress code for females. It doesn't seem fair.

[B]

The high speed Internet and the free lunches here have really gotten everybody feeling comfortable. Yeah, well, I'm staying late. Well, you're staying late to surf the Internet on 5000 bit per second bandwidth.

[C]

Right.

[B]

My name is John. My cars on the radio for giving the vid.com.

[A]

Back with more of the John Clay Wolf show after this. Presented by givemethevin.com Are you tired of.

[F]

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[D]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com. it's so easy. You can do it. And you're.

[A]

We now return to the John Clay Wolf Show.

[B]

Officials in Barcelona passed the law this week allowing women to swim topless in city pools.

[A]

Call in 800-800-ROAD said women, Barcelona, we.

[E]

Asked for equal pay.

[A]

And now, Senor Juan Clay Wolf.

[B]

I didn't get it. Okay, women for in Barcelona. Want to switch? Swim topless in city pools.

[D]

No, no. City officials in Barcelona have made it legal for women to sleep topless to swim topless in city pools. And the women of Barcelona said all we asked for was equal pay. Well, we'll give it to you, but you gotta swim.

[B]

New 8008-0072-3480-0800-Radio California. What happened? Hey, DJ. Who was that guy from California? Where'd he go? I like talking to California people. We're on delay out there, aren't we?

[H]

What's cracking?

[B]

Cracking?

[E]

Oh, is that the Brotta word of the day?

[B]

What is the Prosetta word of the day? And DJ Prek is going to educate all of you people.

[E]

I don't have your regular open. Sorry. Oh, man, I was waiting for it.

[B]

Limited, but.

[E]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, look, it's. It's time for the Brotta Stone hip hop word of the day, where I'm gonna break down some slanguage for y' all that ain't hip to the game. Okay? So today's word, let's see if any y' all familiar with this, it actually comes from Cali origination. So shout out to Cali. Today's word is bammer. Okay? Yeah. Y' all ever heard that?

[C]

Use it in a sentence?

[E]

You know, I can give you some synonyms. How about that? All right, Some, you know, words that you might associate with this include stress Reggie. Or the schnickle Fritz.

[B]

Good. Mine. I mean, this guy digs deep, right? Hey, I got pretty good with this stuff. And I'm not any good at what you're doing.

[H]

Hey, this is David. I have a question. I have a 2000.

[B]

Hang on just a second, David. Hang on just a second. Back to you, DJ Pre K before hammer.

[E]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So the word of the day is bammer. Or the word weak, I should say. I could use it in rhyme if y' all want me to. Yes. All right.

[B]

I don't know.

[E]

Smash Squad hit hard like a hammer. If you see me at a party, don't hand me no Bammer joint. Y' all getting any closer?

[D]

Joint Gun. Yeah.

[B]

Y' All y' all on the right track. Hang on. This guy knows. I think this guy's called before. Mark, you there?

[H]

Yes, sir.

[B]

What's a bammer?

[H]

Bamber, man. Means some, like, some bunk. Some bunk weed, man. Like down here we call it a killer, man, but. Or some Reggie. But basically what it is is some regular weed from a different. From where a certain strain, you know, it has different strains, different upgrade strains of weed. That's some killer weed. But bamram weed, is that what we.

[B]

Would call homegrown in the old days? Mexican ditch dirt weed?

[H]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, some dirt weed. That's bama weed there.

[B]

Okay, thank you, Mark. Thank you for filling in the gaps. And DJ Priggade, do you agree with Mark's translation?

[E]

Sure enough. Mark is on point. That bam, or weed, baby, is nothing but sticks and stems and seeds.

[B]

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but bama makes me sick.

[E]

But why Bammer? Like, is it from Alabama or something? Or what's the association there? Oh, I didn't get that deep, you know, it's just something that I heard. Really? I heard more people in the Bay, you know, like San Francisco, Oakland, talk about it.

[B]

Jeff, good morning. You're on the edge.

[H]

Hey, John. How you guys doing?

[B]

We're just chilling, just waking up, getting rolling. What about you?

[H]

Same thing Saturday morning.

[B]

Time for all of the intelligent people, adults, to tune into the radio once a week and get with their friends. That's what we do. My, hey, my, my. You're in Cal. You're in San Diego.

[H]

San Diego, yeah.

[B]

I'm sorry we had to quit that station. I liked it, but the management out there was just too hard to deal with.

[H]

Dude, I hit you up on Facebook because I was listening to it while I'd go drive around looking to go surf and, you know, San Diego, California's the bubble, right? And you're certain of that Redneck Texas. God, I love it, man. I just love it.

[B]

I got to put you on hold because I'm at a hard break at the top of the hour on the network. I got. I'm going to put you on hold. Hang on. My name is John Clay Wolf of My Cars in the air. Forgivementeventhevin.com.

[A]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, It's time for the John Clay Wolf show, presented by gimmetheven.com.

[B]

So, Bobbo, yo, I need to give you one of these.

[D]

What do you got there?

[B]

I know you like it. I could give them all to you like I did last time. 100 worth I'll just feed them to you in 25. So the gift that keeps giving.

[D]

Oh, what is that?

[B]

Specs. Liquor card. I. I know that you. J.D. since you're a recovered drug addict, you. You wouldn't want one.

[D]

Oh, he doesn't.

[C]

I don't want one. No, but they're nice. Specs is a liquor store. That's nice.

[D]

Let me. That's very nice. You, John. I appreciate it. Let me add. Yeah, Quickly.

[B]

Did you already take some?

[D]

Just. No, no, right. Quickly. That. The scotch that I prefer.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Cost $32 on the handle.

[B]

Here. Here, give him another one. There's 50.

[D]

You know, I'm not like, you know, there's 50.

[C]

There's 56 bucks on a free car.

[D]

You shut up.

[B]

Hey, Jeff. Jeff. Yeah. So you're. You're in San Diego today and are you going surfing? What's the weather out there?

[H]

Overcast, 72 degrees.

[B]

Are the swells any good?

[H]

Surf's picking up. You know, little two to four footer, you know, stuff where if you pull up to the beach and look at it, you go, eh, there ain't nothing there. But then you wait for that swell that set every 15, 20 minutes and the tourists from Galveston be out there drowning, you know what I mean?

[B]

Mud Beach, Galveston, Texas.

[H]

So, yeah, it'll sneak up on you.

[B]

Well, I'm glad to know that we've got you listening on the podcast out there on the west coast or not. The podcast, the live stream@john claywolf.com. that's cool. That's. That's cool.

[E]

Great.

[B]

Yeah, I just, I just, I had problems with the management out there. They. They said, you can't talk about the border, you can't talk about Mexico, you can't do this, you can't talk about any. I mean, just really just gelded me of all of our material. And I was like, okay, you're gonna make it where I can't be funny, and if I can't be funny, I don't want to do.

[H]

Sounds like a typical California scenario for you guys right now.

[B]

There was.

[H]

There was a sports radio guy I listened to, and apparently they used a radio tower down in Mexico and a big fan of them, but, you know, here and there, I'm not really a San Diego sports guy, and some of the stuff was kind of funny. One day I tuned in and it was just straight mariachi music. They pulled the plug on these guys, like gave no a notice or anything like that. So San Diego is a pretty vanilla town, you know what I mean? If you watch the local news, look at you. This is a major city. They lost an NFL football team. It's like, you know, what do you expect? So listening to you guys on the live stream, man, it's, it's refreshing out here. I wish they more people would dig it, get on board because, you know, the local stuff is lame.

[B]

So what you called in, I see your notary says, says you have not seen bammer weed in 50 years. How old are you?

[H]

That was, that was a stretch. No, I'm 40.

[D]

Okay.

[H]

But down here, let you guys know. I moved down here from Ocean City, Maryland 20 years ago. And being back there working, you know, bars and all that stuff and get off work and the dudes all had the northern lights and this and that. And when the northern lights ran out, people would literally scrape everything they got to get high because the place was so terrible with weed. Well, move out here. The first thing I see, my buddies, they got a big Tupperware thing. I mean like a gallon.

[B]

This sounds just like the scene in Blow when George met Derek Farrell. Is it basically minus the smell? Thank you, Jeff. Speaking of, we have our own Bob Floyd that would like to give a West coast. Well, maybe cross the country. I don't know, Bob, what you. I don't need to tell the people what you have to say. You tell us. It's time for the dope report.

[D]

Tell you right now. Let's focus on that west coast because for our friends in Bakersfield, here's the real deal on the real dope. And as far as ditch weed, what you're calling Bamber is still available in Bakersfield, California. Now you can get this for right around 100 on the quarter pound. That's cheap, but it's still marijuana. You take that, you mix it with the other three quarters of a pound of some really good medical grade stuff. You've got, well, expenses of $1200 that sells on the quarter ounce for $90 each. Add it up, that's a 440% markup. You were going to Disneyland and we're going to get high. And Bakersfield, California weed really isn't that bad. In fact, I'm smoking it now. That's this week's dope report. I'm Bob Floyd. You keep token.

[B]

Thank you, Bob. You know what's funny? We're talking about HR stuff. Charlie, I can't believe you talk about marijuana here. And our head HR lady, and she's 49 years old, but she's pretty square. But she's funny. But she's Square. And we were meeting about something else, and she said that she finally. I finally listened to your show.

[C]

Really?

[B]

We all kind of work for her. She's very. She's the voice of authority. I finally listened to your show. She thought it was silliness and probably glad that she didn't. She waited this long to listen to it because she got a chance to know me personally, and she respects me as a business owner and a businessman. But she said on the show, you're very different, very juvenile, very sort of sophomore. And it was very silly, right? I had a. I had a flashback of this moment. This is what I felt like when I was talking to her. I guess things changed for me on Tuesday night. Tuesday night? What happened Tuesday night? I saw your act. My act?

[I]

Why would.

[B]

What does that have to do with anything? Well, to be honest, it just didn't make it for me. It was just so much fluff. I can't believe it. So what are you saying?

[H]

You didn't like my act?

[B]

So that's it? I can't be with someone if I don't respect what they do. You're a cashier.

[D]

Jerry.

[B]

It just. It wasn't my kind of humor. You can't go by the audience that night. It was late. They were terrible. I heard the material. I have other stuff. You should come see me on the weekend. Come see us on Saturday morning. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Nathan in Canadian. Good morning. Canadian.

[H]

Hello?

[B]

Hello.

[H]

I just wanted to call and tell you how much I appreciate your guys podcast.

[B]

Oh, good. Well, thank you, Nathan. Where are you? You're up there in the middle of nowhere.

[H]

Yeah, actually, but I'm on the west side. But I'm from the west side, and it's like more of a glorified California, if you can imagine that.

[B]

All right, good, good, good, good. Thank you.

[D]

West side of what?

[B]

I don't know. West side, east side, west coast, Biggie, Tupac. Dude, I mean, Biggie and Tupac. I don't know.

[E]

In Canada.

[C]

Yeah, Canada.

[B]

Yeah. We got people everywhere, man.

[C]

I think they're a glorified California.

[D]

Hey.

[H]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Oh, it's. It's. It's him. It's him.

[D]

Who?

[E]

Is this him?

[D]

Wait a while. No, it's the.

[B]

It's the hockey man.

[D]

I don't want to be, you know, any kind of skinny white, you know, say bad things about your content or anything, but, you know, in the air, up here on the radio, you don't. You don't talk about Trafficking. And then say the word Canada within 40 minutes. Okay. Sorry. Yeah.

[B]

What do you do during football season? Hockey, man.

[D]

Oh, we like to go out hunt the moose. You know, say hey to the Mounties, they're great guys. Yeah, they have the hat and everything. We have actually a lot of maple syrup. So we have our French toast and pancakes. Lots of pancakes. In fact, I was headed to pancakes house myself.

[B]

So you don't, you don't watch football?

[D]

Yeah, but it's only three hours, you know, so. Okay, Sunday morning we get up at 4 o', clock, go out, shoot the moose, go for pancakes, come back in time to see, you know, Terry and Howie and JB and the guys and the facts pre game. Then we watch the AMC on CBS and then the fox game on 3o'. Clock, you know, it's great. Then we wait for Sunday night, the old lady cooks the moose. Then we have, you know, Sunday night football.

[B]

Okay, so you are a football fan. I thought you were just happy.

[D]

But you can't, you know, man can't live on football alone, you know, you gotta have the moose.

[B]

Okay, okay.

[D]

Then you're okay. But you don't traffic the moose.

[B]

Ezekiel. Elliot. What's going to happen? Darling, you've been, you used to ride on the Cowboys plane as a press reporter. You've watched all this for years.

[E]

He's. He's going to get paid. He's not going to have a long term contract. The Cowboys really, they have all the cards here. Because if he just decides to sit out this year, guess what? His contract is pushed because it means he didn't even show up at all.

[B]

So they don't have to pay him.

[E]

Oh, so it's two years. So he keeps going. Two years.

[B]

So hang on. So they'll pay, right?

[E]

He gets paid.

[B]

How much?

[E]

He'll get paid his contract, which is minimal. I think it's like 7 million, whatever.

[B]

Yeah, it's a lot.

[E]

I know, but for his caliber running back, you know, it should be 14.

[D]

Okay, our running backs, the new wide receivers. Charlie. In this league.

[B]

But hang on, why, why in the contracts do they not make it if you refuse to show up? That you have to keep paying, Paying them well, you understand, if they get hurt. Yes, but if you, if you say I'm not going into work, why do they have to keep in they.

[E]

Because the contract's guaranteed. But it's a two year contract. So if he doesn't show up this year, he has to perform.

[B]

Right.

[E]

Guess what? Those two years are pushed back the next two years and they can keep doing so.

[B]

He's locking himself into this rate for all these years. But so they could have.

[E]

They if they want, they could keep.

[B]

Him stuck but they have to keep paying him $8 million for the next 10 years. If you want to hold up for.

[E]

Correct.

[B]

You would think that these lawyers would have a no, no play, no pay clause unless they got hurt.

[E]

Probably you would think that, but it probably. I mean I don't think the player would want to sign that kind of contract either.

[B]

Yeah, but I mean there's a lot of things they would rather have signed. I mean if you refuse to play in his non medical conditions, I don't understand why the league has allowed contracts where they can do this to you. It's hostage.

[E]

It's going to be something that's going to change, that's for sure. The cba, their, their contracts are coming up for next year. So obviously these players are taking advantage of it now because this won't happen again.

[B]

What's CBA there?

[E]

It's their agreement between the NFL players union and then of course the owner.

[B]

And do you think this thing I'm talking about is going to change? Is that something on the table?

[E]

Yeah, because last year this happened with who? Bell from the Steelers. He held out the whole season. Just sat out the whole season. Now his contract was a little different because he's was gonna be a free agent the following season. So he could have sat out and then he still becomes a free agent.

[B]

Okay.

[E]

Where this is a. Garrett. This contract's different with Zeke. He's gonna get paid. He's just not. It's gonna come down to. He's just gonna get a lot of money up front. But not long term contract. They don't need the Cowboys don't need him till game one. He can sit out all he wants in Cowboys right now because we need him rested as a we as Cowboy fans. We need him rested.

[B]

I wonder if they could do a deal with him where we'll do this if we need you and start running the new guy. Well, they let the new guy get hurt or doesn't work out and then we call for him.

[E]

October, I think it's the end of October. He has to report. If he doesn't report then he can't play the rest of the season.

[B]

Really? Yeah. Lots of rules. I'm gonna.

[E]

Oh yeah. There's a lot.

[D]

It's deep man.

[B]

My name. Hang on. David in Houston and 05 S10 Blazer and 05 Tahoe. 05 Tahoe. There you go. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is John Claywolf and I buy cars for givemetheven.com. if you go to givemetheven.com and send us your CarMax offer letter, we don't beat it. I'll personally send you a check for 100 bucks. Foreign.

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[E]

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[H]

Damn right, baby.

[B]

Rock and roll.

[A]

Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio. Now John Clay Wolf.

[B]

Rock and roll stew. Who is this? Blindfold?

[H]

Yeah.

[B]

God, I haven't heard this forever.

[E]

That's good.

[B]

He's great. What's his name? Don't tell me. Stevie Winwood. Medicated goo. Medicated goo, that's what it is. John in Colorado, good morning, you're on the air.

[E]

Speaking of medicated goo.

[B]

Speaking of medicated goo. Exactly. So here's your point. You said if Zeke is there, he gets paid. If he's not, he can get fined. And you bring up a wonderful point that we forgot.

[E]

Yes, that is true.

[B]

Okay, so if he's not there, he can get fined by the Cowboys or the NFL?

[H]

By the Cowboys.

[B]

And do the Cowboys get.

[H]

As long as he's under contract, he's supposed to be there.

[B]

Do the Cowboys get fined by the NFL?

[E]

Well, not in this. If they.

[B]

If.

[H]

No, the Cowboys won't. The Cowboys won't get fined by the NFL. That's strictly.

[B]

Turley brought up a point that if the Cowboys have another drug problem PED PD then they get a 250000 fine by the NFL.

[D]

Wow.

[B]

Within a time frame you can only.

[E]

Have like, I think it's two a year or something. Crazy. It's weird. CBA rules, man. There's. That's why they're going to change all that.

[B]

The rules there. As far as that goes, how much is a fine? Yeah.

[H]

And this and the CBA agreement and the CPA agreement that. That expired at the end of the season, too. So basically he's got it. So basically he's got to get his money before the. Before the new CBA agreement comes along, so.

[B]

Yep. Makes sense. Yeah.

[H]

The biggest thing.

[B]

The biggest.

[H]

The big thing that.

[E]

The big.

[H]

The big reason I called in is just to clarify that if he's not there, the Cowboys can find him and he's not going to get paid. I don't think they're going to find him because he's in Cabo training and they know that and they're discussing the contract. So I think that. I think that as long as he's there, he gets paid, and as long as he's not there, he's not getting paid.

[B]

What do your Broncos look like this year? I have no idea.

[H]

I'm actually not Broncos fan. I'm a die hard Cowboys fan, man. That's. That's the reason why. That's why I chimed in, man.

[B]

Mike and Austin, good morning. You're on the air.

[H]

Hey, how y doing, fellas?

[B]

Great.

[H]

This is Mike from ATX Austin, Texas and KJ Radio and wanted to say.

[D]

I love your show.

[B]

Oh, thanks.

[H]

And also the Cowboy. The home of the die hard Cowboy fan. And you know, you mess up, you know, you got to take the. Take the good with the bad.

[B]

Cage and Austin, good morning. You're on the air.

[H]

Hey there. How's it going, man?

[B]

Good. Awesome.

[C]

Yeah.

[H]

I just want to kind of chime in on the Ezekiel Elliott situation. To my understanding, I don't have the best understanding of contract and stuff when it comes to NFL, but I think as long as he reports the team and practices and all that stuff, he can. He gets his guaranteed money, but he. If he doesn't play, he doesn't get game checks, like, you know, the variable part of his contract.

[B]

And does he get fined if he refuses to play?

[H]

That's up to the team.

[B]

All right.

[E]

And that's true. They can. They could started finding him. Now, we haven't heard anything about that because each team has a certain policy. So, like, if you didn't show up, it'd be 80 grand or so that hadn't been leaked yet.

[B]

Nevada, good morning.

[H]

You know what the thing is?

[B]

Yeah.

[H]

Get your ass up and get. And get to work. You know what I'm saying, John?

[B]

I think it's that simple.

[H]

You know exactly what I'm saying. You get your ass up and go to work, you won't be getting paid.

[B]

Right they say Nevada is a lot like Texas mentality. And listen to this man in Nevada. He sounds just like a lot of people I know. So I guess so. You. You.

[H]

Know, I'm just a little short, master, but I go to work every day.

[B]

You stopped in in Nevada before you got to California for 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Vaughn in Texas thinks that Jerry Jones is just doing this for the drama and publicity. Vaughn? You think? Vaughn, you there?

[H]

Yeah.

[D]

All right.

[H]

Yes, sir.

[B]

Just to build up. I mean, he is a marketing genius. The guy's a marketing. Creating a lot of drama and attention to his team and making his team more valuable. I mean, how else do you make a team the most valuable franchise in the world on the planet and haven't won a Super bowl in 25 years? Is that fair? Yeah, something like that.

[E]

So, you know, that's. That theory's not bad because Jerry knows that he's.

[H]

I think they've already got all this figured out and they're just rolling for the publicity.

[B]

All right.

[E]

Right before the first game. And then all of a sudden he signed. And you had four. Four weeks of just nonsense preseason game. But all they've been talking about is the Cowboys. And you know, that theory's not bad.

[D]

Get a lot of attention from a deal like this.

[B]

Yeah. At this point of the see, going down to Cabo, because that'll get them stirred up because they're minima. Tony Romo and I'll put you up at the. I'll put you up at the what?

[D]

Hold on, guys. Hey, this just came in from Rob L. Yeah, RIT guy.

[B]

Okay.

[D]

Jeffrey Epstein, accused sex trafficker dies by suicide. This is hot news right now. Get on it, boys. You're welcome. Thanks, Rob.

[B]

Oh, don't be mean to Rob. We caught it a little earlier. It's fine. I mean, it's not like people have been listening that long. Houston, good morning. You're on the air, Houston. Oh, now they're not. Okay, Mike, you got a 14xL, high mileage powerstroke, four wheel drive. Is it white?

[H]

Yes, it's white.

[B]

If it's an XL with that many miles on 145, we're really seeing an adjustment in the market on these big Mile trucks. I'm gonna say it's 15 GS.

[H]

I shoot you all. Shoot through the VIN on it.

[B]

Thank you, sir. Go to givemetheven.com thanks. Thanks. Thanks. Shoot me the VIN. Andrew. A 17 Ram, half ton, 35 Laramie crew cab, leather navigation. What Color.

[D]

Red.

[B]

It's got pretty good miles on it. What's the situation? Do you have a big payoff? Are you just starting to shop? Are you wanting to sell it because you got a company car? What?

[H]

Starting a shop.

[B]

Okay.

[D]

Get married.

[B]

What's it take to buy it?

[D]

Do you know yet?

[G]

What's that?

[B]

Do you know what it takes to buy it? Am I your first stop or you are. Am I your first stop in the shopping process is what I'm saying.

[H]

I. I listen to you guys every.

[B]

Weekend on the way into work.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Just.

[H]

Just trying to get a. An idea of what you guys think.

[B]

I think it's mid 20s, 25. Mid mid 20s. Right around payoff. Go to givemetheven.com. load it up. We'll work on it. Yep, yep, yep. Mike in Houston.

[H]

Yes, sir.

[B]

0706 with a hundred on it. Does it have any check engine lights?

[H]

Absolutely not. And it's unmolested. It is not. Not. Sorry, what was that?

[D]

He's never trust a man from Houston.

[B]

He's just jacking around. He Turley plays these drops on top of me.

[H]

Yeah, technically Katie, but yeah, sure, same thing.

[B]

What color is it?

[H]

It's black on black and it's a stick.

[B]

And it's got 102 on it has no lights. And how are the tires?

[H]

Okay, so it's got two brand new. First of all, the tires are. And wheels are all factory. So they're not, you know, miss size.

[D]

Right.

[H]

The rears and they're all Michelin Pilot Sports. What came on the car from the factory?

[D]

Okay.

[H]

The brand. The front ones have less than 500 miles on them. The rears are probably about 50, 50% track.

[B]

Okay. And clean carfax. Any. Any vehicle damage history, anything. I need to know anything wrong with it.

[H]

Yeah, yeah. So no really. So I was going down I10. There probably is something on the Carfax just from recently because I was going down the i10 and a guy dropped a bunch of plants off the back of his Trail Alpha's trailer and they hit the front bumper. So I had it taken over to a great shop here that does a lot of high end cars. And they put a new bumper on it all new front spoiler on it, the whole front bumper cover. The police matched into everything. Police did not come.

[B]

Then it might not have shown up on the carfax because where it gets the hit is when the police does the report. So that would be good.

[H]

I thought it was when the insurance company.

[B]

Okay, it can be. It's a 50. 50 on the insurance. But the police report definitely triggers. And guys, you got to be careful, too. If you're. If you're witnessing an accident and they pull you up to take a statement from you, you got to make sure they don't put your license plate down and say do. I've had people with great cars have never been in accidents, show up with bad car faxes because they're witness to an accident and the officer put their car down in the report. Anyway, I'm thinking mid to upper teens with 103 on it. Probably 17, 18,000 on that body style on a Z06. 103.

[H]

Okay, go to.

[B]

Give me the ven.com. thank you. Jason in Houston, same thing. He's got a Z51 with 75,000 miles. Can you go to the website? Give me the vin.com and just throw the license plate in there so we can throw you a quote and we'll work on it after the show.

[H]

Oh, yes, sir.

[B]

Thank you. My name is John Clay wolf and I buy cars on the radio for give me the vin.com. if we don't beat your carmax offer, we'll personally send you a check for $100. I know I love you better.

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[B]

Mail from jail. Oh, yeah.

[E]

I haven't done that in a while.

[C]

Boy, you're big. You're big in this.

[B]

I've been get. I've been getting some mail from jail lately.

[C]

They don't have a lot to. To do.

[B]

And tur was actually with me when I got some yesterday, and he said, man, we need to. We need to Talk about this on the air with all of our prisoner listeners.

[G]

Yep.

[B]

I mean, I feel like Johnny Cash here.

[G]

Oh, my.

[D]

Any idea which facility?

[B]

Why don't you give it to Johnny Cash over there? Johnny, are you with us? He can read it.

[C]

We actually do know what facility this came from.

[B]

Yes, he's in the Gatesville, Texas. Listen to us on krock. Mail from jail.

[D]

Gatesville's a tough house.

[E]

Hey, Johnny, how you doing?

[D]

Hi, everybody. I'm Johnny Cash. Gainesville's a hard place to do time. I hadn't done it, but I would.

[C]

Because you were in Folsom if they wanted me to.

[D]

Well, that's how the Lord would want it.

[B]

It's so nice to have you on the show, Johnny Cash.

[D]

Dear Mr. John Clay Wolf, first and foremost, your show is freaking awesome. I'm in prison in Gateshead, Bill. The Hughes unit. I listen to you on Kroc. My good homeboy CJ listens to you every single Saturday from 8:05 until 12:03 on K Rock.

[B]

That's on the time there.

[D]

I'm a diesel mechanic, work outside of Corpus Christi. That's not what they busted me for. I'm rough. Stern. Yes. I'm white in a predominantly red skin area.

[E]

I think he says Mexican.

[D]

Old Mexican. Mexican. I thought it was describing his prescription. I'm sorry. I'm not asking for a free plug. I'm here in prison for evading arrest in a vehicle. Yes. The Dumbass Awards given to dumbass in the big box truck. Like me. By the way, is that Bob O who does Hannah the Stripper? Ironically, Hannah and Hurricane Barry sounded strangely alike. Most everyone I know mostly chokes big the hell out of your show checks. Everybody I know mostly dig the hell out of your show.

[C]

Mostly.

[D]

If I may give a shout out to CJ On Hughes Red and Sarah Jane Pinston. Dwayne Henderson. Pretty quick. If you can give that shout out, it's from Bubba Short.

[C]

Bubba Short.

[D]

Love your friend Bubba, by the way. John.

[C]

Yeah, there's more.

[D]

Backup teams are not good to talk about. If it ain't a cowboy, it ain't worth worse than your time.

[C]

You got plenty of time to be worsted.

[D]

Thanks, everybody. Tell them what I said.

[B]

Mail from jail with Johnny Cash. Where does he get the P.O. box? Is it on our website at John Clay Wolf Show? Rob, if you're listening, make sure that our P.O. box, which I think it probably is, is on the John Clay Wolf show website so we can get more mail from jail. We've had people to send us Great. I have some framed over on the wall over there. These. The tattoo artist that was in jail sent us some. Give me the VIN stuff and show stuff.

[C]

They're very nice. And you always want to be nice to those guys. We had an experience one time when somebody that I worked with made fun of a gentleman that was in jail and he came to visit us.

[E]

Really?

[D]

When he got out. He's great, man. I've got a lot of kin folk I'd like to hear from, you know? Yeah.

[B]

You know, sometimes being nice is a pain in the ass. This, this Starbucks thing, Pay it forward.

[C]

Yeah. When you're paying for somebody behind you.

[B]

Yeah. That's nice, right?

[C]

It's very nice.

[B]

But what it does is it slows down the line. And when I get in there, I'm in a damn hurry. I get in there. Like the guy said, he's looking for me. It's 8:03 p. Am right. I was two minutes late this morning. Do you know why? Because somebody's had to pay it forward and it confuses the hell out of everybody. And then, you know, so my drink's cheap, 265. Right. But the guy behind me is 1380.

[D]

Of course, of course. That's not paying it forward. That's paying it backwards. Right. Okay. If you want to do that, go inside and do that. The drive thru is for people on the move.

[B]

That's right.

[D]

Men want to get drunk fast, for God's drunk.

[B]

They want their coffee, they got to get in, we got to get out.

[D]

You know, white people.

[B]

White people. I. I got caught up in a pay it forward deal one day. That was 27. Oh, my Lord, yes.

[E]

Did you say no?

[B]

No, I went ahead and did it. But I'm like, I'm gonna quit this because I was feeling bad because I never do it right. And I was like, I'm gonna start doing it. The first time I did, I got whacked with 27 bucks. Like, I just want coffee. I don't want to pay it forward. I don't want anybody to buy me anything. I don't want to owe anybody anything. I want to get my coffee, I want to get the hell out of here. And I want to quit you. You quit talking to me. So happy. Hi.

[D]

Don't call me sir. I work for a living.

[C]

Everybody's doing the pay forward.

[B]

Hi, John. Is it too stevias or is it too Sweet Lows? This morning I'm going stevia. My doctor says I'm pre diabetic. Oh my God. Okay, you sure you don't want sweet loins better? No, I need stevias. Oh, the guy in front of you took it. He paid for yours. Oh, great.

[C]

Thanks. Bye.

[B]

That's it right there.

[E]

What if you just have the right amount of money and that's it? You have no other cash? I mean, are you gonna be the A hole?

[C]

Yes.

[B]

No, I don't think so.

[C]

I never know. Who's gonna know.

[E]

Exactly.

[B]

Do you ever get caught up in those Turley?

[D]

Yes.

[B]

And it's a scam.

[E]

Yeah. And usually it happens if the wife's in the car. So I have to do it.

[B]

Right.

[C]

The problem is you guys are going to Starbucks where all the cool people go. You need to go someplace cheap. Nobody will do that at Dunkin Donuts.

[B]

Why don't they pay it forward at the bar?

[C]

Yeah, yeah. Now we're talking.

[B]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4.

[D]

What you do is you buy a 12 can and you bring it to work and you put a filter in the dely and pour in 12 cups of water and make a whole pot and you drink it all.

[B]

It's amazing, isn't it?

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Randy the Chipmunk, come here. Do you ever pay it forward?

[C]

We have coffee downstairs, John, that you've paid for very good coffee.

[B]

250Amonth for all the coffee and tea in the world.

[C]

I know.

[B]

Farmer's brother. It's a great deal.

[D]

Stuff.

[B]

Yeah.

[I]

Hey, guys.

[B]

Hey. What's going on? Ah, nada.

[I]

I've got a very interesting end of the market that's in front of me right now.

[B]

All right, now, listen.

[I]

You know I got a lot of nuts, right?

[B]

Right.

[I]

And I keep an eye on my nuts. I take my nuts quite seriously because this is not nut friends.

[C]

It's nuts.

[I]

It's a nut business, bozo.

[B]

Right, right, right.

[I]

I found a nut. It's like the king of all nuts.

[B]

Really?

[I]

Yeah. Now, I have not acquired it yet.

[C]

There are collector nuts. Well.

[I]

Because everybody knows the peanut, right? You got cashews, pecans, almonds, shaved or whole hazelnuts.

[C]

Hazelnuts.

[I]

Brazil nuts.

[C]

Brazil, I love those.

[I]

Okay. I just discovered this because Sharonda has made me spend some time at the Whole Foods.

[C]

The girlfriend.

[I]

Yeah, Coconuts.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

But that's not.

[I]

Have you ever seen one of these things?

[C]

Yeah, I've seen them.

[I]

Holy God. Man, they got these coconuts.

[C]

Yeah. They're huge. Yeah.

[I]

Okay.

[B]

They're good for rum. Just grab some Malibu nut.

[I]

Logistically, this is going to be very difficult because it takes three of me.

[C]

Right.

[I]

Just to roll it around, right? Listen, you don't just stick this in your mouth and run off with it, right? This is a big nut. I mean, if you want to get like a really big nut, the coconut's a big one and I hear they're delicious. I've been working on one for six weeks over at my tree. I haven't got into it yet, but it's huge.

[B]

Huge brand. You know what this reminds me of?

[I]

Trafficking.

[B]

You know when you're watching Saturday Night Live and you like Saturday Night Live and you put up with their stuff even when it's not any good? You're like, oh, swinging a miss.

[I]

Well, screw you. What about that? I'm talking about a business proposition, okay? Why don't you help a chipmunk out?

[B]

What do you need? What can I pay you to shut up?

[I]

Jesus Christ. I'm just sitting here trying to do my deal.

[B]

I mean, you know, look who does.

[I]

Oh, hey. You know, like when you watch Saturday Night Live and they're all homos and they suck? That's what you're like, Randy. It's just like Saturday Night Live. When they sun.

[B]

On an off night.

[I]

On an off night when Daryl the Rock Johnson is the guest host, he tries to wear Little Bo Peep costumes. Then they have special return guest Adam Sandler and sings that damn song about Chris Farley again.

[B]

Uh huh.

[I]

So why don't you get out, Randy?

[B]

Never come back, okay?

[I]

No, it's fine. You find yourself another damn chipmunk.

[B]

Honky ass Keith Richards. Come here. Clean him up. Keith Richards. How. How's the tour going?

[D]

I don't know where he is, man.

[E]

No.

[B]

Oh no.

[D]

I don't know where he is.

[E]

Where is.

[C]

We've lost.

[B]

We've lost Keith Richards. I don't know.

[D]

Hey, if he were here, yeah, he'd probably suck. Oh, no, no. He probably very.

[B]

You think Keith Richards would really suck if he was on the air with us right now?

[D]

Probably, yeah. Because you're so good and you're so entertaining that Keith Richards would suck.

[B]

What do you think? What do you think, Randy? What do you think, Bobbo? Oh. Oh, you are, Bobbo. I forgot.

[D]

Oh, I am. Do I suck too?

[B]

No. No.

[D]

Is that what it is?

[B]

No, you don't suck, okay? But your Randy the Chipmunk sucked.

[D]

Huh?

[B]

And your Grateful Dead for Oklahoma sucked.

[D]

What else?

[B]

I'll come up with some more cash was really good. The Johnny Cash was unbelievable.

[C]

Excellent.

[B]

Rush Limbaugh was a little off. He.

[D]

He just. You know, Randy usually has theme music that makes his deal a Little mo better.

[E]

I know. The theme music's gone. The computer got.

[B]

Well, if you gotta soak it all up with theme music to make Randy funny, then maybe Randy needs to do a little more writing.

[D]

Well, maybe you ought to shut up.

[C]

We're about to lose some stations.

[H]

Yes.

[B]

Are we?

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

And good deal, because we were about to really suck.

[C]

The good stuff's right after the break.

[B]

Well, if. If they turn us off in a minute, it's because we suck. But we can continue sucking on the stream for you guys and DJ Prek. Speaking of sucking, why don't you answer the phone? You can get it@john claywolf.com, our number five for the guys we're going to lose. Just go to john claywolf.com, click the stream. There's a. It's a live feed. No commercials, all that stuff. And of course the podcast goes out up about one or two o' clock and it'll be good, I promise. We'll be right back.

[D]

GiveMeThe Vin.com understands you've got no time to waste. Good. Neither do we. Introducing. Give me the VIN's patented one minute bid. One minute.

[B]

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[D]

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[A]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show.

[E]

The Pokemon themed pop up restaurant is.

[B]

Coming to Kansas City.

[A]

Hit them up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. 800, 800 radio.

[B]

Their grilled Pikachu is really tasty. Mild but aggressive.

[A]

This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[B]

Wow, John Bobbo, your intro was so great. I can't believe that it was that good. I'm so proud of you.

[D]

I thought it sucked. Real Pikachu.

[B]

It was stupid. So good. And the way you rolled in with the base.

[D]

Stop doing those. We should just come. We should just turn the mics on.

[B]

And go the way you rolled in with the baseline from Jefferson Airplane. I mean, it was just dead Nuts on nuts. Get it Sucked. Have you never watched Saturday Night Live?

[D]

Can I. Can I do something right quick? What to Erin. I'm just gonna pick one. Houston. Everyone in Houston, I'm so sorry that my part of the program has sucked so badly today. It's like. It's like when you watch Gilligan's island and they do a whole Episode about Marianne, you know, and you're like, what the hell is this?

[B]

Well, that's good.

[D]

I need more professors, I need more ginger. And they're like, nope, screw you. It's about Marianne this week. You're like, well, that sucks. I heartily apologize.

[B]

Houston Joe in Houston. Speaking of Houston, what is a the Lexus nxt. It says nxt. That's the little hybrid job, right?

[D]

It sucks.

[H]

It's not a hybrid, but it's. It's their smallest SUV. Sound like that Toyota RAV4 or something.

[B]

That size or a Dodge caliber?

[H]

Yeah, something like that.

[B]

Is it an NXT 200 all wheel drive or two wheel drive or is it a 300? Was. It's not a hybrid, so it's not an NXH, it's NXT. So is it a right all wheel or two wheel drive?

[H]

It's a two wheel drive.

[B]

And what color is she?

[H]

It said like a pewter gray or something like that.

[B]

And does it happen to be the F sport model or is it the regular one?

[H]

No, it's a regular.

[B]

And how many miles are on it?

[H]

Got 1300 miles on.

[B]

Wow. So who passed away?

[H]

My mother's nobody. My mother's had it for, for three years and she never drives it. She has a little Toyota Corolla that she drives daily. She's 87 years old, still driving.

[B]

So I think it's funny that she's so hard set in her ways. She basically has a brand new Lexus in her driveway and she refuses to get in it. Why? Because she doesn't want to damage it or put miles on it. Sure. Is that, is that the rationale?

[H]

Yeah, yeah, but plus she's afraid to pull it in and out of the.

[B]

Garage because she might scratch it.

[H]

She might ding.

[B]

Right? Yeah. It's so typical. It's too nice for her and she doesn't feel comfortable wear and tearing her perfect car. But she likes it. Does she like it?

[H]

Yeah, yeah, she likes it.

[B]

1400 miles. So guys that buy these cars from us and you wonder what the hell, why this car only has 1400 miles. You're hearing the explanation right here. That's why we have these cars that we go to sell them in a thousand miles on a three year old car and they're like, what's wrong with it? Did it get totaled? Was it rebuilt? Was it a flat card? No, it's a Joe's mother's car and it's so nice she's afraid to drive it. That's no man, you're lying.

[D]

Yeah, no, they don't buy it half the time. They're like, nah, I.

[B]

Off the top of my head, I think it's 25 grand.

[H]

Okay, that's what we were figuring, right about mid-20s or so.

[B]

Yep. And I will write a check for it. I. I bet she doesn't have a payoff on it. She probably owns the title to it.

[H]

No, she wrote a check for it when she bought it.

[B]

So just go to givemetheven.com, load it up, and we will come to your house or her house or work or wherever and pick it up. Or y' all can drop it off at our location in Spring, Texas. We can do it today if you like to. All right. Thanks, man. The car, the car, the car, the car. Speaking of, the guy in Baton Rouge called and said he wore one of our T shirts to work and he got sent home.

[E]

Really?

[D]

What?

[E]

Oh, the sell that T shirt? Yeah, yeah.

[C]

Where he worked, that could make a difference.

[D]

He's a dentist on the west side.

[B]

Yeah, in Canada. Baton Rouge. I mean, out of all the places to be. Heidi toity hoity toity. You wouldn't think Baton Rouge ever live there.

[C]

Those are some really cool people.

[B]

So I called Alexis store in Dallas yesterday, and I'm having a problem with arbitration. A car that we sold, it went to Denver, a GX, an 08 Lexus GX, and they arbitrated it. So here's what happened. Lady calls me, the buyer the day before said, hey, we've got a customer for this car. I need to buy it before the auction. I said, no. I said, just be on top of it. She made me an offer. It's a good offer. I said, no, I'll sell it for less if it brings less, but I'm going to sell it through the auction. So they bought it and it brought more than what she wanted to put pay. And it gets to Denver and I guess their customer fell out. So they take it back to the auction and arbitrate it for a grind between high and low on the transfer case. So all you rednecks out there know exactly what I'm talking about. On a manual shift transfer case, you put the car in neutral, you stop the car, you go from high to low or high to two wheel low or for whatever. And I've been driving cars since I was 8 years old with that style. A K5 Blazer is what it started with. And they all do it unless it stops perfectly on flat ground and the gears stop in the exact right place. They're going to grind, not a lot, but a touch. Sometimes a lot. If you're moving at all, it's going to grind till you break your wrist.

[D]

Kind of a satisfying grind.

[B]

It's that way in a Lexus. If it's manual, it's that way in a Ford tractor with a three speed auxiliary. It's that way in some shift on the fly units. When you're going slow and you go into low, they have a touch of a grind. Anyway, I call the Lexus store because I'm arguing this arbitration. I love the arbitration guys. But on this one in Colorado, I'm like, we've got to quit buying these cars back from across the country that we're having to pay shipping up and back on.

[C]

Sure.

[B]

Gotta stop it. Somebody's gotta be accountable. So we're trying to make a point out of this one. And in, in the auctions defense, they've all tried to already shut me up and say, hey man, just unwind, don't worry about it. I said, I'm gonna worry about it. Because somebody, I don't want y' all to eat it. When the other guys are the ones that let her talk them into taking this thing back. Make them eat it, stop it. Sure. Because what happens in the end if they eat one, they remember and I have to wind up painting on the other side. Right, right. So I called Alexis. I want, I said, I want to talk to the. Whoever a transmission service technician is. This is the oldest, the most tenured guy you have. Get him on the phone. And he said, hell, My new Toyota 4Runner does it.

[H]

Yeah.

[B]

He said, they all do it. I said, okay. But what was funny, Turley, is the guy that answered the phone. I said, hey, my name is John Wolf. I'm a car dealer. I own a company called Give me the vin. And he's like, yes, yes, yes. And then he gets me hooked up and he comes back, he said, hey, I need to make a disclaimer. He said, about a year ago, you went to a Journey concert and y' all were ragging on the Vietnamese guy and you called a Vietnamese restaurant asking if Steve Perry was in there. And I was the one that answered the phone. Wow.

[E]

What?

[I]

Small world.

[B]

Big fan. Big fan. So shout out to you, Lexus Service Advisor. It's se. That's funny.

[C]

Really so funny.

[B]

Small world. Small world. 8008-0072-3480-0800.

[D]

Wow.

[B]

Radio. But yeah, I mean, that just. I mean, the pro. We have a national marketplace. We send them all over the damn United States, sometimes into Canada, sometimes overseas. But these guys, they can get out of these car deals for chicken ass stuff.

[E]

So are they still. Is it still gonna be fought or is it done?

[B]

Well, it would be done if I would let it be done. But I don't want to let it be done. I said I want them to admit that they were wrong. We'll. We'll. We'll kill the deal. We believe you. I said I don't want you to believe me. I don't want you to appreciate my business so much that you're gonna take one for me.

[C]

Want your love.

[B]

I don't want your charity. I want to be right, damn it, I want to be right. I've lifted rigs, I've pulled transmissions out. I've put aftermarket transfer cases in four wheel drive. I built a CJ7 Jeep, did a frame off with it, put an 8 inch lift on. I know what I'm talking about. This one time in my life, this is something that I really know.

[D]

Right? Well, wouldn't it be?

[B]

We just change the gear oil Somebody else couldn't we just change the gear oil in the transfer case? It doesn't need to be changed. The gear oil is fine. I bought the car from one of my childhood friend's mother.

[E]

Oh, wow.

[B]

Matt Tilly. Do you remember that?

[E]

You know the vehicle? Oh, yes.

[B]

When they bought it, they called me to hook them up to get it. I know this one. I'm right on this one.

[G]

Right, right.

[B]

I'm not right on a lot of things, but damn it, I'm right. Don't. Don't pacify me by telling me. Oh, we'll just keep you quiet. It'll be. No, it's not.

[C]

Okay, you're gonna give me this one. I'm getting it.

[B]

I wanted it writing. You're right. You were right, damn it, you're. You're right. We went out to the damn place and grabbed two more 08 Lexus GX and lined them up all side by side.

[E]

And they all did it the same thing. Yes, they all do that. I know exactly what you're talking about.

[B]

Guess what? When you have one in four wheel drive, low and even, high in some cases, and you're on drive pavement and you turn it hard to left or right, the car will jump and it might even clank. Yes, it might even make a noise.

[E]

Oh, nope. Got our bet, man. That's not.

[B]

No, it's a hard gig. It's a hard. That arbitration desk think about thousands of transactions.

[C]

Can't even imagine and then every reason.

[B]

And these dealers buy post sale inspection insurance called a PSI. So they pay the auction 150, 200 bucks to guarantee the car for two weeks. So the auctions on the hook for it. So in. But they have thousands of cars and thousands of people and they have to. It's like running an insurance book, a warranty pool. And they have to control their losses. So there are foul balls, strikes that are balls, balls that are strikes. I mean, it's. We live, we work in a world of, of mud. Sure, it is not perfect. It is hard, but damn it, I know I'm right on this one. And the guy that was a listener from the Journey thing, I was like, oh, yeah, we got this. We're winning this case. Judge Judy is fixing to rule and I'm finally going to win. And I'll guarantee if they send it to some other Lexus shop, they're going to come back say, nope, it's wrong. I sent a Bentley. I didn't. We. There was a Bentley. Arbitrary, arbitrary, arbitrated at another auction at Metro Auto auction in Dallas.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

And it had a stereo system aftermarket. And the guy arbed it for something with electronics. And I argued with him. It's under $500. And we fixed it with a, with something. Norman fixed it easy. They sent it to Bentley. We sold the car for $32,000. They sent it to Bentley and got a workup order for repairs of 87,000.

[C]

Oh, my God.

[E]

87.

[B]

$87,000. Anytime, anytime there's a highline car and it goes to a dealership, you are apps. As a seller, you're absolutely screwed. I mean, you're just done $87,000. JD's happened a few times. And like rovers, they leak oil. They do. And BMWs do too. But they can't admit it in writing, right, that it's a factory defect because it'll start a recall.

[D]

They admitted it once.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, right. That's ain't easy being cheesy. And the more we do, the more. Oh, my God, I mean, you just wouldn't believe it. But anyway, anyway, it's. We appreciate everybody. The sellers and the buyers and the buyers and sellers and all of it. And of course the auction people because they, they have a hell of a job on their hands. And Kelly. Yes, I'm talking to you. All right. My name's. Oh, we're not on in Dallas right now. So she's not here in 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name's my whatever the hell my name is.

[C]

His name is John Clay wolf and he buys cars on the radio. More coming up.

[D]

Hang on.

[A]

Givemethevin.com presents the John Clay Wolf show. We'll be right back after this.

[F]

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Tell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

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Now back to the John Clay wolf show.

[H]

Y' all are strangely entertaining. Even my wife likes listening to you guys.

[D]

Kind of weird.

[A]

Hit them up right now. 1-800-800-RADIO.

[H]

I listen to your show every weekend.

[A]

This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[B]

Well, we love the fact that you guys are out there and digging it because that's what keeps us getting up early on Saturday mornings to do it. It started out as a car show. I don't think we've talked about cars in about two years.

[C]

Kind of true.

[B]

Scott in Las Vegas. Good morning. You're on the air.

[H]

Good morning, boys. How are y'?

[D]

All?

[B]

We are enjoying it. Bob o's a little red ass, but other than that, everything's okay.

[H]

Well, I, I just called. I got nothing to sell.

[B]

I just called.

[H]

I'm originally from Denton and I've been out in Vegas about 30 years and man, I just love y' all show.

[C]

It's.

[H]

Man, it's, it. I laugh so hard and it's. It's. Y' all are just awesome.

[D]

Even when it sucks, you're doing a great job.

[H]

I appreciate it. Oh, no, it. I don't think I've ever heard of sucky show.

[D]

So.

[H]

Keep up.

[B]

Good work.

[H]

I appreciate it.

[B]

Bobo is still red assed about me saying that his randy bit sucked about 30 minutes ago. I don't know if you caught that. He's not going to get over it. He'll probably drag into next week and expect no characters until he. Until. Until I give him another $25 specs card for free liquor.

[C]

50. You gave me 50.

[B]

Oh, okay.

[D]

No, no, no, no, no. I already had the 50 at that time after Scott.

[H]

You better bump it up though.

[B]

Then Scott, will you tell Bobbo how much you like his character so he'll get happy again.

[H]

I, I, I. Bobbo, I think all your characters are hilarious.

[D]

No, you don't. Shut up, John. You don't need Scott coming live for me. It's just so easy to criticize.

[B]

He's in Vegas. See, I don't know.

[D]

You don't know what it's like to be a fake chickmunk, buddy. No, that's very kind of you, man.

[B]

I appreciate it. Oh, I just hung up on him.

[D]

We're just ruling around. Come on.

[B]

So we were talking during the break about. Here, here's the song. Charlie, cue me up, will you? Oh, hang on, let me. I got it now. Sorry. Does he get into this weird word now? Because Speak of the pompetus. Okay, so that started the debate. Was Steve Miller searching, scrambling for lyrics and jam something in that makes no sense? What does the word pompous mean? And I looked it up. This is Bobbo's observation, by the way, so I'll give you credit, Bobbo. I won't try to take your any of your lyrical genius and your observations.

[D]

Thank you. Don't make it suck.

[B]

Yeah, I'm trying to keep it from sucking at this point, but the more you talk, it could slip the other way. Pompous, the definition in Wikipedia, whatever that's good for the first line in the definition of Pompitis is an unusual word used by Steve Miller, famously in his 1973 hit single the Joker. The word is probably a corruption or imagined version of the word puppet use and original coinage of the 14 year old Vernon Green and subsequently released 1954 doo wop song the Letter, performed by him in the medallions. So it's, it's no, it makes no sense.

[D]

So Steve Miller stole it somewhat from an old 50s record and he said it wrong and it entered the pop culture. As you know, John Cryer. You remember Two and a Half Men, right?

[B]

Yep.

[D]

Okay, John Cryer.

[B]

Who's John Cryer in Two and a Half?

[D]

He was the actor who played the other guy. There's Charlie Sheen, John Cryer and a kid, right? Jon Cryer, sometime after Pretty in Pink, directed a film called the Pompadours of Love. And I saw him telling Arsenio hall about it years ago. It's beside the point and it's very good research on your part, by the way, but I heard somebody use the word in an interview recently.

[B]

Pompadas and pulp culture because its peculiarity, the word pompulus has Secured an issue in the 20th century. Wolfman Jack frequently referenced the phrase. There's a sound clip of him using the line clap for the wolf man by the Guess who? The pompous of love.

[D]

I'm a doctor. The pompous of love.

[B]

So it's not even a word. It was just. It was a goofy word that got traction from being goofy. And it sounds, you know, this is white. DJ Prek. Are you listening? Because this is a very white, not black, not latino, or other version of street slang that became real. DJ Pre Kate. He's not hearing me. He's talking. He wants to talk football. Okay, I got it. Put him on hold. I got the football part. Pre K. He didn't hear me.

[D]

All right, so this is the Miracle Whip set of Stone Cracker Ass Word of the week.

[B]

Yes.

[D]

Okay, meaning or pertaining to Pompetus.

[C]

We have a great story that may or may not have a character involved. A Washington state woman participated in a fishing derby. And she wanted to take a photo that everyone would remember. So this lady, Jamie Basiglia, was looking for a real funny pose. So she picked up an octopus and put it on her face. She's now on Facebook all over the place. Because this octopus hurt her face. Bit her, actually. And now she's telling everyone to not put octopus on their faces. And we actually, believe it or not, I believe we have the octopus here in the studio.

[B]

African American people have done that for.

[C]

Years with us, I believe. Unless we don't.

[E]

Let's see. Is the Mr. Octopus in the studio?

[C]

Oh, he is there.

[D]

You may call me Felix.

[C]

Felix the Octopus. Hey, Felix.

[D]

I understand you've heard about the little tiff I had with my most recent lover.

[C]

Yeah, you got your lover. You got on some ladies face.

[D]

I regret it. So she was such a fine respect receptacle for my affections, Jamie. And I assure you that encounter was entirely consensual.

[C]

She's not okay.

[D]

But I speak in every instance and for some time now as an authority on the pompous of love.

[C]

Oh, I see.

[H]

See?

[D]

And that woman, yeah, that little siren.

[C]

Never talked to an octopus.

[D]

My lover from the bay, right. Had a clear cut case of saltwater fever. I've had many a girl seek me out on the beaches.

[H]

Really?

[D]

Of Washington State. She gave all the signs. She picked me up, yeah. Stuck me on her face. At this time, I reciprocated with my tentacles. I have 400 suckers, right? I gave her a little hug, you.

[C]

Gave her a little kiss.

[D]

Then I gave her a little beak Just a. Just a little kiss on the chin.

[C]

Yeah. She's saying you're bitter.

[D]

She made a sound that I mistook for passion and I bit her again. It was wonderful. At that time, I couldn't let go. I hope she's not mad.

[C]

She's just telling people not to pick up octopus and put them on their face.

[D]

And if you're looking for a little octopus, huh? I'll be out here in the water to cure your case of the salt water fever.

[B]

Baba, we have a.

[D]

Just ask for Felix.

[C]

Felix.

[B]

Felix the octopus. Baba. There's a guy in named Eric in Austin that says he's your old roommate. Is this a what Eric?

[D]

I didn't have an Eric.

[B]

Eric. You were Babo's old roommate?

[H]

Yes, I was Todd's girlfriend. Eric. Hi.

[D]

You know what? I said the name wrong because that guy's name, what was it? Danny. Yeah, his name was Danny. So when I was telling the story, I used the name wrong. I'm sorry. It's a very good impersonation of a. Of a New England Patriots player.

[H]

Yes. Are you in a bad mood, mammo?

[B]

He's in a bad. In a fan mood. Yes.

[D]

Yes, I am. Eric, I'm glad you asked me. You know, it's your turn to do the dishes.

[H]

I wanted to talk about. No, Bobo. That was laundry. And that was 15 a week.

[D]

This guy listens to podcast.

[H]

I wanted to tell you.

[D]

What?

[H]

Do you remember those little puddings?

[D]

Yes.

[H]

Little parfaits in the champagne glass? Do you know what we were going to use that for? Bobo?

[D]

That was not me. That was not me. That was my ex wife.

[H]

I know who took the gas. And we did not like her coming back to the house.

[D]

I understand.

[H]

I have one request for DJ Ryan. Can you play Tiny Dancer one last time, please?

[C]

Sure.

[H]

Please. Tiny Dancer one last time.

[C]

You got it.

[H]

You guys are hilarious, man. I can't do this any longer.

[B]

That's awesome.

[D]

You did a wonderful driving, wonderful job, lady.

[H]

Thanks, guys.

[B]

Thank you.

[H]

Keep. Keep up the good work.

[B]

I appreciate it. Austin, Texas. Hook them horns.

[E]

That's a listener right there.

[B]

That is a listener.

[D]

That was.

[B]

That was a bit we did.

[D]

Here's one for my old buds on Logan street two years.

[B]

Two years ago when Bobbo had three gay roommates.

[D]

No, that was. That was 97.98.

[C]

He had the story down.

[E]

We told the story three years ago. When it happened was.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

Many years.

[B]

Hey, Pre K, if you'll find that YouTube clip and put it up on the John Clay Wolf show Facebook page. So new, new listeners will know what the hell we're talking about. I'd appreciate it. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, Uncle Buck. And Baton Rouge, Good morning.

[H]

John. Good morning, guys. The whole crew, you know, I usually call in during football season. Listen to you forever. And first of all, outstanding, outstanding program number two, I am still a golden domer, tried and true, but I've had to relocate. I am now closer to you. I am in Lafayette, Louisiana, thanks to the United States Department of Corrections.

[D]

Hey.

[B]

Oh. What are you doing there?

[H]

Well, you know when you wake up. Well, when you wake up in the morning and you start drinking at 8 and somebody gives you a crossways look and you toss them off of a third story balcony, you might want to check yourself. But anyway, I worked out a deal where, yeah, I'm going through a little personal drama. House arrest. I am, I am. I am. What I represent a large group of. What's funny is I'm a very successful chief operating officer executive of a huge group of national companies based out of Baton Rouge. I won't mention their names because the two owners will probably. They probably raise my pay. But anyway, are you really. I represent both of them and I have to. I'm the Charlie Sheen of the corporation now, so. Ankle monitor, house arrest. I get to work every day but 18 months. I'm going to be a proud citizen of Lafayette, Louisiana and the federal district court here and gonna have nice ladies and gentlemen check on me. And I've got to check in with the very attractive judge. She's smoking hot. So.

[D]

And now you get to drink at 7.

[B]

The bars are open at 7 down there. You're in better shape. So. So what? What did the guy. I mean, three weeks. Inquiry. Minds want to know. So real quick, you're on. You threw a guy off a balcony. What did he say to you?

[H]

He didn't say anything.

[B]

Why did.

[H]

Yeah.

[B]

What made you do that?

[H]

I was. I was on a date with three of my four ex wives and he touched one of them.

[B]

She just chunked him.

[H]

Well, isn't that what you're supposed to do as a good southern gentleman?

[B]

Well, I mean, three stories, you got it. You gotta. I mean, if it was like on the balcony or off a deck, you know, then. Yes, but the three story thing really adds to, to the flavor of the story and I mean, did he live through it or is he broken up or what? What's his condition?

[H]

Oh, yeah. Oh, no, no, he. Well, he spent six weeks in the hospital. But the problem was he was married and he Lied to one of my ex wives. Who I date all of my ex wives interchangeably. We have a great relationship. In fact, we just got back from a two week trip to Santa Rosa Beach, Florida with four of my five ex wives. Outstanding. Yeah, I am a player. And I'm gonna have to probably meet you guys clandestine in 18 months when I'm free.

[B]

I need the ex wives to call in and clarify this. It just sounds too wild. But I love it. And it's right up JD DJ Ryan's wheelhouse because he's a swinger.

[D]

I'll give you one.

[B]

Hey. Hey. I can't. I can't. I'm up against. I'm up against a break. I'm up against the break. Come back later. My name is John Claywolf of icarus radio. Forgivemethe vin.com if we don't beat your carmax off. Will send you check personally signed by me for a hundred dollar bill.

[A]

We'll be right back. More of the John Clay Wolf show presented by givemethevin.com Coming up.

[J]

John Clay Wolf has been buying cars off dealers descriptions for 20 years and buying cars on the radio for 10. Why can he buy yours off a picture off his website? Give me the vin.com because he can. That car, you didn't trade in that truck your dad gave you. The family truck store that Aunt Edna died in. If you don't check with gimmetheven.com first, you may need to get your head checked. They're the best buyers on cars, they pay top money and if they don't beat a written carmax offer, they owe you a hundred bucks.

[D]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[A]

And now back to the John Clay Wolf show presented by Give me the vintage.

[B]

I'm going to see them next Friday, is that right?

[D]

Surely not.

[B]

Is it Friday or Saturday?

[D]

That was like the 23rd or something.

[B]

Okay, you're right. 23rd. We got two weeks to get them. Yeah, I'd like to get them on the show. That'd be fun.

[D]

I did get the initial response. You know, that's where we're at, that level. I'm trying to ring them in. That takes a lot longer than you think. I've been working on heart dude for like 60 days. As soon as they announced that tour. Yeah.

[B]

You think these people would want the free pub?

[C]

Well, if they don't need it. Is it sold out show? I don't know if it is sold.

[D]

No, you never sell out. Dos Equis, man.

[B]

I mean, the heart's not going to, though. Those girls were good.

[D]

They got you on J. Yeah, J.

[B]

J. I mean, she's, she's fine, but she couldn't sell it, though. She couldn't sell at a amphitheater.

[D]

Well, I was being facetious.

[B]

I don't know, I.

[D]

Have you ever seen him live?

[B]

It goes back to my theory. I was looking at the Dreamboat Annie album last night. 1976. I'm telling you, 77 was the pinnacle of rock and roll music, period. In the story. If you go back and look at all this Leonard Skinner and this and that and that. And this is right there. Oh, yeah.

[D]

77 royal scam.

[B]

If there was a. If, if you had to put it, put a year on the height of it, it's 77 doobies.

[D]

Taking it to the streets. Billy Joel, the Stranger.

[B]

It's just too bad that that new artist in that vein can't get the hit and the traction that these guys did.

[D]

They're not rewarding music. They're not recording carefully crafted songs. They want something that'll be popular for, for six weeks, that'll look flashy on tv. You know, it just.

[B]

Just doesn't happen anymore. I guess it won't. Jason17 Silverado LT with 50 crew cab. Is it cloth or leather?

[H]

It's cloth.

[B]

It's an lt. Oh, duh. Sorry. Yeah, I wasn't listening. Talking and not listening. That's what I accuse others of. And I'm guilty. So what color is it?

[H]

Black on black.

[B]

Six or eight cylinder.

[H]

A 5.3 liter should be right.

[B]

5.3 lt crew cab. Black. Black. 20s or 18s or 19s on the wheels. 20s good factories or aftermarkets? Factory. Good aftermarket 20s just don't. I don't know, it's just. I've said it a hundred times. If you lift them and deck them out, cool. Makes all the sense the world. But when you start hacking them and if you buy anything at Pep Boys, just forget it. You brought your car down 50,000 miles. What's averaging more on this thing? We look 50 cloth. So it'll struggle. The leathers push harder. 26. 25. 5. 26 grand.

[H]

Oh, man, you're too low.

[B]

You know, I like to keep what.

[H]

I owe when it's 26.

[B]

I hear you. Well, I mean, I, I, I probably lost. I don't know, Turley. How much money? If you just take the money that we lost out of the 400 cars we sold on Wednesday, how much loss there was? 100,000? Yeah, I'd say that 100,000. I lost a hundred thousand dollars on Wednesday on cars that I was too high on. And, and oh wow. And, and we made, you know, more than that on the ones we, we want on, but we get right there up against it. And what I'm seeing, that this car with cloth, if it was leather, it would push on. But, but the adjustment is here. The new body styles are out. The 20, 20, it's, it's an automotive new year basically and everything goes back a little bit. Unless, unless it's really sexy or really good. And your miles are good, but your cloth slows it down. I think it's 26G. I think 26 is where I'd hit the brakes on it. But I mean, okay, I don't know if I get 20 when I bid a car for 26 grand. What am I thinking? I'm thinking I hope I can get 26 for it. I might get 25 for it. I might get 27. I might get 275 if I get lucky. So I'm really just gambling. I try to put the money in them that I know I think I can get for them. And then I, I'm, then I ride the average and ride the wave out and come up on the upside of it. About 3, 300, 400 bucks a car is the truth. And as you can imagine, we have a lot of expenses and this and that, but that's how we turn your car into cash is we trade the cash market on automobiles and we win and we lose, but we ride an average out. So I think that I'm just telling you where the mentality is coming from. It's very much like gambling.

[H]

You have another one I potentially may sell? Yeah, I do have a second vehicle.

[B]

What is it?

[H]

Give you a quote on that.

[B]

What is it?

[H]

The 20112011 TSX heavy miles, 115000 miles.

[B]

Okay, and does it have a tech package? Does it have navigation and it's a four cylinder six.

[H]

No, it doesn't. It's a four cylinder.

[B]

So it's not a sport wagon because that's a six banger I believe. And no, there's a tech inaccurate if you tech package equals navigation. Navigation, it's just that simple. And I don't know why anybody gives a rat's ass about that anymore because everyone uses their darn phone, right? Bluetooth is way more important than navigation in my opinion.

[H]

But it does have Bluetooth.

[B]

115,000 miles. It's not mild out if it's got a clean carfax, I'll give $6,000 for it. Great. All right.

[H]

Well, thank you. I'll send over the information on your website for it.

[B]

Thank you, sir. By 8008-0072-3480-0800, radio.

[C]

Alexa, take me home. That's all you gotta say anymore? Yeah. In your car. You can do that or you can say, okay. Google whichever. You know, sometimes movie stars actually turn out to be heroes in real life. Earlier this week, Marchetti star Danny Trejo helped rescue a young special needs child who was trapped in an overturned car in Los Angeles. We actually have audio from this machete rescue. What happened?

[B]

So. So Bobbo said, do you want Danny Trejo on the show three weeks ago? And I said, nobody knows who Danny Trejo is. Nobody gives a damn. And he said, they do. And I said, no, we were arguing about it. He said, whatever. And then here you are with a national news piece about Danny Trejo. And the second I read that yesterday, I thought, oh, here it comes. They're gonna bring it up on the air, and Bob was gonna bust my balls about it. And here we are.

[D]

Though it is a neat story, though, because he's been in some really cool, culturally, we'll say, cult films. Okay. He was in Heat with De Niro and Pacino. Remember, he was the ugly Mexican in that. He was in Mariachi.

[B]

What did he play?

[D]

He was the ugly Mexican. He was also in the remake of Halloween. He was Michael Myers, janitor at the mental hospital. You remember, he was like an ugly Mexican. No, but he's really. Here's the thing.

[B]

No, here's Danny. You're not ugly.

[D]

Who can forget from Dusk Till Dawn?

[B]

I never saw it, but he has.

[C]

He's kind of. That's his character.

[B]

Well, he. You know. Have you ever taken hardwood floors and distressed them?

[C]

Sure.

[B]

Okay. Well, that's kind of his complexion, right?

[I]

Yeah.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

And, you know, some people call it ugly. Some people pay extra for that.

[D]

He's just a scary, scary Mexican. Okay.

[B]

Scary Mexican.

[D]

But in person, if you've ever seen him speak to anybody or, like, endorse a product or. He's. He's a really sweet guy. And he actually. This actually happened this week.

[B]

What happened?

[F]

Trejo tells me he was just in.

[B]

The right place at the right time.

[F]

When he says he watched a woman go through a red light and smash into an oncoming car. Now, that car that was smashed into, overturned, and inside was a young special needs boy and his grandmother. Trejo says he. And another good Samaritan jumped right into action.

[D]

He was panicked. And I said, okay, we have to use our superpowers. And so he screamed superpowers. And we started like yelling superpowers.

[B]

And I said, do this.

[D]

Do the muscles. And he's muscles. And so we got kind of like.

[H]

A bond, I guess.

[F]

Trejo says he stayed with the young boy until the grandmother was pulled out of the car to safety.

[D]

But I just. I kept facing him away from the accident.

[B]

That's pretty good story. I mean, out of all the people to save a grandmother and a special needs kid.

[D]

Right. Because Jack Nicholson wouldn't have been there.

[C]

So what are you saying?

[B]

Mel Brooks? I mean, not Mel Brooks. Lethal Weapon.

[D]

Oh, Mel Gibson.

[B]

He would have been. Mel Gibson would have been too drunk to help him.

[C]

He wouldn't have slowed down.

[D]

Right. Unless he was a Unitarian kid.

[B]

Corey and Amarillo, you've got a 93 Mustang Cobra with 70,000 miles. What color is.

[H]

Is teal with black cloth.

[B]

Is the radio in it aftermarket or stock?

[H]

All original.

[B]

Okay. Carfax.

[H]

Clean.

[B]

How long have you had it?

[H]

About five years.

[B]

The 17 grand bite.

[H]

No, sir, it should.

[B]

I'm getting out there. I bought a. I bought a 15,000mile one for 22. Same car. I mean, same.

[H]

Yeah, I know, but this is, you know, this is a little bit of a difference in the average Cobra. Yeah, mine had made 183 of them.

[B]

I'm not. Before you tell me about what you're talking about. I know I had a 93. Grandma bought it. New window sticker. I've got a picture of an 88 year old woman standing next to a 13,000 mile teal 93 cobra. I bought it. I sold it. I know him. Then I had a red one and it wasn't worth as much as the teal one because of the color. And you watched them on Barrett Jackson do goofy money. But this one's got 73. It doesn't have 20. It doesn't have 18, and it's a good car. I'm not beating on your car. But we're arguing about the price. So what's it take to buy it?

[H]

You know, I wouldn't let it go for less than 30. And it's honestly not for sale. I was just wanting to kind of.

[B]

Oh, my God. We got disconnected. Hey, when that happens, we really have to get those DJ prek. You've just got to get those phones fixed.

[E]

You just got to get new ones. Right?

[B]

You know, Dreamboat Annie. Do you have that? Do you have that? Song again. I'd like to hear Dreamboat Annie again, because that's what that was. And I. I appreciate it, guys, but you gotta understand, 73,000 miles ain't 12. And we all watch Barrett Jackson and we all see the crazy, drunk Saturday night car bring 50 grand too much. And if you chase that and try to replicate it, you will go broke so fast it will make your nose bleed and your probation officer call you.

[C]

Just me. But every time someone says, I wouldn't let it go for less than, then the next number is stupid, Right?

[B]

He's not. He's got a great car. He's got a great car.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, but.

[B]

And I'll pay more than 17. But I could hear it in his voice that we were going to struggle. But I can tell you my 17 was a lot closer than his 30.

[C]

Yeah, sure.

[D]

No doubt.

[B]

But if you get serious about selling it, which you're not, go to give me the vin.com. because they're going to bring it to me. Because they're going to hit you about, you know, 18, 17. They're going to bring it to me, and then we're going to get to Hagar 1 and we'll get in the 20s, but we ain't going to 30, and I ain't even going to 28. I go 22. Probably go 22.

[C]

Great money for that car.

[B]

Yeah, it's a good car. God, I wish I had better miles on it. Anyway, you got 2 minutes and 48 seconds. You started Pulp Fiction pretty early. Yeah. Is that what.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

All right.

[E]

That's three minutes of the show.

[B]

What else have I got? I've got more. I've got more. I don't remember what it was. My kid. You want to hear something funny? I wrote this down. So. Baby Day. We haven't talked about him in a while. I gotta get him on the show before his voice changes. He's still in that crazy cute voice.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Bob, I was serious. What I said today, the other day. I'm in it. He's got that voice right now that's just too, too cool.

[D]

Bring him in. Monday.

[B]

He was crying in his bathroom.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Last night. And he's got this gal named Anna K. Kate at his school that he is hopelessly in love with.

[G]

Oh, in love.

[B]

And she doesn't like him. She doesn't hate him, but she's just not feeling it. And I mean, every. Like my wife will. Will coax him into doing things like, well, if you do this, I'll send a picture to Anna Kate, if you do a flip off the board, I'll send it to Anna Kate and the kid will do a flip. But he was crying last night because they've been going to this camp together. And she's like, what's wrong? He says, she doesn't love me. She loves that other boy. And she's like, why do you think that is? He said, because he can read and I can't.

[C]

Oh my God. And there it starts.

[B]

Oh my God. He can read.

[C]

I can't.

[B]

Lucas in Oklahoma. 130,000mile f lariat with this four wheel drive. If it's nice. If it's nice. If it's nice. It says nine to $10,000. Probably $10,000 with 130.

[H]

10,000.

[B]

All right, go to givemethevin.com and that goes for anybody else would like to sell something. Please go to givemethevin givemetheven.com and the system will bid your car immediately and then a buyer will email you back and discuss any ask questions. What about this? What about that? Does it have this light on? You know and the more you can tell them on the front side, great. But the, the form is so short it only takes 45 seconds to fill it out really easy. So there are some things, there's an info box in there where you can put in details. But obviously an ABS light, I mean we've got this figured out. On this model, it's 350 bucks. On that model, it's 800. An SRS light, 600 on this model, 200 on that model. If it's a junk car, it doesn't really matter. I mean there's just variables in all this stuff. If there's a whiskey dent on it, the question is what's it take to fix it? $500 away. It's a thousand dollars away. It's $2,000 away in repairs need. If you've been to a shop, they said 2100. Say they said it's going to cost 2100 to fix it. We know we can fix it for 15. We'll back it up 15.

[F]

Sure.

[B]

Windshields, you can save money with us versus doing the repairs. And do not spend stupid money on old cars. It is not worth it. They all turn into the trash cans and you know, in the next three years. So just don't go spend three grand on a new motor on your 12 year old rig. My name is John Clay wolf and I'll be back next Saturday morning. Thanks.