The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #210 – 08.10.19
Aired: February 16, 2026
Overview
In this episode, John Clay Wolfe and his ensemble blend comedy, irreverent commentary, and listener call-ins across a sprawling, freewheeling broadcast. The episode hits the usual themes—cars, sports, off-color banter, and "anything that won’t get us fined by the FCC." The team riffs on everything from awkward neighborhood run-ins and generational differences in parenting, to car dealership adventures, employee dress codes, celebrity impersonations, and football controversies. Embedded among the laughs are sharp cultural observations, inside stories from the auto business, and outrageous listener contributions.
Key Discussion Points & Insights
1. Neighborhood Showdown at the Corner Store
[00:36–06:13]
- Bobbo (one of the co-hosts) recounts a bizarre morning at his regular convenience store. The longtime employee accuses him out of the blue of stealing cigarettes.
- The back-and-forth escalates, resulting in Bobbo being "banned" from the property.
- Notable Quote:
“So I get online, I Google the phone number, and I call him. I said, ‘Hey man, what was all that? You don’t remember me? I am that guy. I come in every Saturday morning!’” – Bobbo (04:35)
- The crew riffs on mistaken identity and doppelganger stories, leading to speculation about Bobbo’s possible split personality.
2. Generational Parenting & Kid Talk
[08:38–11:30]
- John compares growing up to raising his own "boring" kids, marveling at how different they are from his mischievous youth.
- He recounts childhood stories of precocious (and inappropriate) “play by play” advice on how to rig second-grade romances.
- Notable Quote:
“I was coaching him, play-by-play, how to get laid in second grade.” – John (11:11)
- Notable Quote:
- The segment ends in dark humor about the fate of early romantic interests.
3. Rock 'n' Roll and Bumper Tunes
[13:22–14:33, 51:00–53:41]
- John laments Bobbo “playing all the best stuff too early”—with playful “you’re blowing your load” banter.
- The importance of bumper music on the show is hashed out, specifically the appropriateness of songs for new markets (e.g., Grateful Dead for Colorado).
4. NFL Drama: Antonio Brown & Cowboys Running Back
[14:35–16:18, 64:02–64:48, 104:55–111:02]
- The team breaks down Antonio Brown’s helmet controversy and the “superstitious” quirks of athletes.
- Notable Quote:
“He said, ‘If I don’t have my old helmet, I’m not gonna play this year!’” – Turley (15:13)
- Notable Quote:
- Later, they analyze the Cowboys’ Zeke Elliott contract standoff, with side commentary on NFL contracts, guaranteed salaries, and team strategy.
- Notable Quote:
“You get your ass up and go to work, you won’t be getting paid.” – Nevada Caller (111:16)
- Discussion of market value for different football positions and Jerry Jones' publicity genius.
- Notable Quote:
5. Weird Work Problems: Dress Code Drama
[80:09–88:18]
- Internal company antics: Office manager Connie, a “Republican Mexican,” circulates a memo about female employee dress code—shorts too short.
- The team debates gender fairness, enforcement, and hypocrisy, peppered with comic exaggeration about workplace attire.
- Notable Quote:
“Let’s have fun with it and not get my ass in a sling…www.dontbestupid.com” – John (83:08)
- Stories of buyers showing up in pajamas and drawing the “minimum wage” line for footwear.
6. Homelessness, Parking Lot Oddities, and Hobo Repellent
[16:36–22:07]
- Strange rituals to increase car sales (throwing coins in the lot for "good luck") have attracted homeless people searching for cigarette butts and change.
- How to “repel” hobos/homeless (presented with a purposely crass, satirical tone): “Get a hot shot cattle prod… Just walk up and stick that in their ass and hit it” (18:14).
- Satirical suggestion, not an actual endorsement.
7. Listener Calls, Car Bids, and the “Give Me the VIN” Business
[24:01–87:03, recurring]
- Rolling car appraisals throughout the show; listeners call in with details, John makes bids.
- Lively banter about market adjustments, mistakes, and the realities of automotive wholesale life.
- August brings the “New Year” for car dealers, and thus, market prices adjust down on older models.
8. Celebrity and Satire Segments
[25:34 (Rush Limbaugh), 118:19 (Johnny Cash Mail from Jail)]
- Rush Limbaugh Impression:
- Satirical rant on fast food, franchise culinary trends, and personal munchies.
- Notable Quote:
“I ate two meatball subs a day for three weeks, right? Gained 40 pounds. That’s why I stick with the old standby—Taco Bell.” – Bobbo as Rush (27:44)
- Mail from Jail with Johnny Cash:
- Reading “fan mail” from inmates to Johnny Cash’s style.
- Shout-outs to prisoners and wry observations about prison culture.
- Notable Quote:
“If it ain’t a Cowboy, it ain’t worsted your time.” – (120:56)
9. Social Satire: Strippers, Preschools, and Odd Jobs
[41:03–44:01]
- A Nebraska gentlemen’s club posts a “Stay-at-home moms, earn extra cash, apply within” sign—neighbors complain about its proximity to a preschool.
- “Hannah the Stripper” appears in-character, technical audio difficulties included.
10. Pop Culture, Language, and Stoner Slang
[90:08–91:40]
- DJ Pre K delivers the “Brotta Stone Hip Hop Word of the Day”:
- This episode’s word: "Bammer"—slang for weak, low-quality weed.
- Regional slang explained with humor and audience participation.
11. Behind-the-Scenes: Radio Logistics & Tech Mishaps
[43:08–44:37]
- Technical glitches cause the loss of sound drops and character presets, leading to meta-commentary about pulling back the curtain on radio “magic.”
- Notable Quote:
“If we have to soak it with theme music to make Randy [the Chipmunk] funny, then maybe Randy needs to do more writing.” – John (128:33)
- Notable Quote:
Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments
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On mistaken identity:
“Remember, I’ve had that doppelganger thing before…maybe Bobbo’s got a split personality.”
– John & Crew ([08:02], [08:13]) -
On parenting vs. youth:
“I was coaching him, play by play, how to get laid in second grade…Third grade, I was hustling a girl named Ashley Bell for him. I was his pimp.”
– John (11:11) -
On car dealing wisdom:
“August. 100 degree heat. In the car business, New Year’s was Wednesday at 12. Happy New Year—the 2000s are out, everything’s a year older.”
– John (55:46) -
On satire and controversy:
“So go to givemetheven.com, put your pants on. Unless you’ve got pajamas; then just stay home.”
– John (87:03) -
On HR tribalism:
“If you’ve ever been at a country party where there was bestiality of any sorts, you can’t comment on this segment. And Bobbo, that counts you out.”
– John (83:22)
Listener Call Highlights and Show Segments (Timestamps)
- Listener Gabby’s Birthday/Harvard News [01:01]
- Bobbo’s Corner Store Incident [03:36–06:13]
- Childhood Mischief & Today’s Kids [10:48–11:30]
- Football Talk/Antonio Brown Drama [14:35–16:18]
- Homelessness & Parking Lot Economics [17:01–21:20]
- Car Auction & Market Talk [55:44–56:04], [137:38–142:00]
- Rush Limbaugh Fast Food Rant [25:34–29:41]
- Listener Call-in: Value on Old Car [24:01+]
- Brodder Stone Word: 'Bammer' [90:17–92:11]
- Johnny Cash 'Mail from Jail' [118:19–121:15]
- Octopus Bite Satire [148:25–150:38]
- Felix the Octopus Character [148:38–150:38]
Tone & Language
The episode displays John Clay Wolfe’s trademark irreverence: raw, candid, and unfiltered, blending blue-collar wisdom, locker room humor, and earnest car business knowhow. The crew’s camaraderie fuels the jokes and occasional good-natured ribbing. While some humor flirts with controversy, the vibe stays self-aware and lighthearted, making fun as much of themselves as anyone else.
For the New Listener
- Don’t Expect a Straight Car Show: The advertised “cars, sports, sex, drugs & rock & roll” ethos is delivered through digressive humor, real talk, occasional satire, and unpredictable call-ins.
- You Might Learn Something… Or Not: Car business tips, workplace gripes, urban legends, and moments of accidental profundity are hidden among the jokes.
- Regular Characters & Impressions: Expect recurring bits—from fake Rush Limbaugh to chipmunks, to “Mail from Jail”—that lampoon talk radio, pop culture, and the show itself.
Final Takeaways
Whether you tuned in for car valuations or wild storytelling, this episode is a time capsule of rowdy, comedic talk radio with a side of real-world car biz shop talk. The John Clay Wolfe Show is ultimately a gathering place for American oddballs—on both sides of the mic—finding humor and meaning in the everyday absurd.