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John Clay Wolf
Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show.
Caller Tony
Hit him up right now.
John Clay Wolf
1-800-800-Rode. This is the John Clay Wolf Show. What's he saying? I can't understand a word he says.
Co-host Rosie
Dissident.
John Clay Wolf
I'm just a dissident. I'm just a dancing bear. I'm just a what? I'm dissident. I'm dissident. Something. I have no idea. Do you?
Co-host Rosie
A dissident. Like, I don't know where you.
John Clay Wolf
What do you party?
Co-host Rosie
The word dissident?
John Clay Wolf
No, the part where the chorus.
Co-host Ralph
What is the song called?
John Clay Wolf
Dissident. I'm dissident. I'm dissident. Who sings Bear? Pearl Jam. Hang on, we'll get there.
Co-host Ralph
I'm gonna give you the lyrics.
John Clay Wolf
Okay, Bring it up here. Here's. You break this down.
Co-host Ralph
When she couldn'. Hold on, he folded. A dissident is here.
John Clay Wolf
A dissident is here.
Co-host Ralph
Dissident is here. Escape is never the safest path. Oh, a dissident. A dissident is here.
John Clay Wolf
What is a dissident is here?
Co-host Ralph
Dissident is someone who's dissonant.
Co-host Rosie
Dissonant, you know?
John Clay Wolf
Is that where the word dis came from? No, he dissed you, dog.
Co-host Rosie
I think John just wanted to do that just to make his bear dancing bear joke. That was the whole point of it.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah.
Co-host Ralph
We went a long way for the dancing bear.
Co-host Rosie
Dissident is here.
John Clay Wolf
A dissident is here. That's not proper English. No, it's not.
Co-host Ralph
It's a song.
Co-host Rosie
Yeah.
John Clay Wolf
It's not supposed to be. A dissident is here.
Co-host Ralph
Rama lama ding dong. It's not proper English.
John Clay Wolf
Is a dissident a noun?
Co-host Rosie
I guess, in this case.
John Clay Wolf
Hang on.
Co-host Ralph
Dissident is a song by the American rock band Pearl Jam. We'll see here.
Co-host Rosie
Now all I'm hearing is disavears.
Co-host Ralph
I'm actually talking about a woman who takes in someone who's being sought after by the authorities for political reasons. He's on the run and she offers him refuge. He's here, but she just can't handle the responsibility. She turns him in and then she has to live with the guilt and the realization that she has betrayed the one thing that gave her life meaning.
John Clay Wolf
Was she the dissident or was he the dissident?
Co-host Ralph
He was.
Co-host Rosie
Yeah, he. She's sheltering somebody.
John Clay Wolf
So he's an ex con on the.
Co-host Ralph
Run and made her life difficult.
John Clay Wolf
That's a dissonance.
Co-host Ralph
It made her life hell, but it gave her a reason to be. But she couldn't hold on. She folded. That's the tragedy of the song.
John Clay Wolf
Oh, was he banging her?
Co-host Ralph
Apparently.
Co-host Rosie
The dancing bear is here.
Co-host Ralph
What would I do without Wikipedia?
John Clay Wolf
800, 800. 7, 2.
Co-host Rosie
The dancing bear is here.
Co-host Ralph
The dancing bear is here.
John Clay Wolf
See, she was getting banged by an ex con boyfriend found out and he turned him in and she took the blame.
Co-host Ralph
A dancing bear that will not be coming to Dallas is Johnny Manziel. According to the. This just. They said the Dallas Forward Club. Dallas club has now said no thank you to Johnny, who's now out of Cleveland too. Who would pick him up right now? What's the upside of picking him up? Nothing.
Co-host Rosie
They want to see him hit rock bottom, which John thinks is death. Yeah, mine's prison. Yours is car wreck.
Co-host Ralph
He's gonna hurt somebody or hurt himself in a car accident.
Co-host Rosie
That's bottom. Then when he turns it around, then.
Co-host Ralph
They'Ll be Robert Downey Jr. Which, you know, Robert Downey Junior's life, it was a mess. He was in prison and he's bounced back to be, you know, Iron man and make an amazing comeback, an amazing career and. Yeah, probably one of the most bankable. Probably for a while. Here's a good example. For a while. Nobody would even insure him. When they do movies, they ensure the stars. People know that. Some people know that.
John Clay Wolf
Some people don't.
Co-host Ralph
Because a movie and you're not there when it ends cost a lot of money. Cost a lot of money. So they insert. He was uninsurable. Now he's the most bankable star in Hollywood. Rock solid. So you can turn it around. Question is, will Johnny.
Co-host Rosie
He needs a. What is it? Sober coach or sobriety coach or.
Co-host Ralph
No, he needs recovery. He needs to get in a recovery program. Sobriety coach is a joke. Babysitter.
John Clay Wolf
I'm actually excited about what you just taught me. I'll enjoy that song more now.
Co-host Ralph
Oh, okay.
John Clay Wolf
But now this one. I like this one.
Co-host Ralph
What is this one? You want me. Look at that.
John Clay Wolf
Black keys. I got mine. What did he get? I mean, I know he got his, but what was it that he got? I can't understand what he's saying.
Co-host Ralph
Let me see here. Like he's. I got money.
John Clay Wolf
I got mine. I got mine.
Co-host Ralph
This is I got money.
John Clay Wolf
Well, you tell me what he got back in 2008.
Co-host Ralph
The song is called I Got Mine. Yeah. All right, hold on. All right, there it is. Let's see if there's a Wikipedia for it.
John Clay Wolf
Hang on.
Co-host Rosie
Deciphering music.
Co-host Ralph
Yeah, why not?
John Clay Wolf
I just want to know what they got.
Co-host Ralph
Oh, there's just tabs and such for it.
Co-host Rosie
Huh? He just got his, he got mine. Here's the.
Co-host Ralph
Here's the lyrics. The lyrics are, I was a moving man in my younger days But I've grown out of my rambling ways I left that road so far behind Now I know oh, baby I got mine I got mine I got mine oh, baby I got mine Made it so baby when I rolled I rolled deep so much so I didn't get much sleep Rock and roll hustle all the time and now I know oh, baby I got mine I got mine, I.
John Clay Wolf
Got mine okay, he got famous.
Co-host Ralph
Yeah.
John Clay Wolf
Okay, turn it up.
Caller Tony
He got famous.
John Clay Wolf
Congrats. Good for him.
Co-host Ralph
Any other songs we could decipher?
John Clay Wolf
No.
Co-host Ralph
Hotel California. You want that one?
John Clay Wolf
Stairway to Heaven. Yeah, that'll take a minute. 8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234. 800-800-radio is the call number. Givemetheven.com is the website. You know, Babo, when he was drunk the other night, he was telling me that he's been fielding heifers off of Farmers Only Dot com.
Co-host Ralph
Get out of here. He's really doing that.
John Clay Wolf
And I bet that's why. I bet he's found the love of a large corn fed and that's why he's not here today.
Co-host Ralph
Hooked up with a heifer.
Co-host Rosie
He's caught up in the barn.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah.
Co-host Rosie
Woke up like, oh, hell, I gotta get to work. Ain't gonna make it.
John Clay Wolf
And she's so warm and cuddly and soft. I'll just stay here and pet her nose.
Co-host Rosie
Real website.
Co-host Ralph
Yes. Farmers only. Oh, yeah. There's TV commercials. Yeah, they. The farmersonly.com. it's a. It's a dating website for farmers. Yeah, absolutely. Go look it up before the real.
John Clay Wolf
Before the dot coms. Back when you were a player, did you ever use those dating services that you like, meet? I had a friend of mine, like the professional ones where they go to lunch. It's just lunch.
Co-host Ralph
Just lunch. That's another one. Just lunch.com. but there's a. Oh, yeah, that's a. That's a dating service, justlunch.com, where you meet people over lunch. And then there's speed dating, which you have.
John Clay Wolf
You went to a deal with like a bunch of lunch tables and they all spend 10 minutes speed dating and they just bounce from table.
Co-host Ralph
That's speed dating. Yeah. And that's.
John Clay Wolf
Did you ever do that?
Co-host Ralph
Never did it, but I did a story on it. Okay. And basically it's just that everybody meets in a room, you kind of look around and you spent. No matter what you think of the person, you spend five minutes with them.
John Clay Wolf
Just hand them a hotel key if you like them.
Co-host Ralph
No, I guess I never, I never did it. I watched it. It's just five minutes. I mean, really, I mean, you can get the, you can get the general gist out of the way in five minutes, but whatever, it's, it's like, it's like an extended Tinder. I like you. I don't like it. Swipe left, swipe right.
John Clay Wolf
You know, what's this world come to?
Co-host Ralph
It is going to. Everything's going to be instantaneous. Everything's got to happen now.
John Clay Wolf
Get your car picked up.
Co-host Ralph
We were talking about this last week. Millennials were once dubbed the go nowhere generation. They were getting. They were not getting their driver's license, much less buying cars. A new data suggests at least some of that worry has been misplaced. Millennials, especially the older ones. The problem is the millennial.
John Clay Wolf
What is an older millennial?
Co-host Ralph
It's somebody in there that would be a 16 year old, 38 year old. From 21 to 38 year olds are called millennials.
Co-host Rosie
So I'm just out of it?
Co-host Ralph
You're just out of it. Millennials shared the new car market jump jumped recently to 28. But that's mostly those 30 year olds. Still, the 21 year olds aren't buying. They're ubering. They're not. But my son is 27 and he Ubers everywhere. He moved up to Minnesota and didn't buy a car. It's not. But it's cheaper than owning a car.
Co-host Rosie
It's convenient.
Co-host Ralph
It's very convenient. And by the time.
John Clay Wolf
Is he an alcoholic?
Co-host Ralph
No. And by the time you add up. By the time you add up, first of all, he's up in Minnesota where they have a very good public. Public transportation system. But when he wants to Uber, he adds. He added up the money. He did the math. And it's cheaper for him to Uber in a month than it is to own a car. And taxes and license and gas and oil and tires.
Co-host Rosie
The freedom of just getting in your car, though, that's.
Co-host Ralph
That's you and me speaking.
John Clay Wolf
That's if you don't shut up. I'm leaving. Hang on. Let me call a cab.
Co-host Ralph
But no, but you can call an Uber. Guess what? Uber, you know, wait, guess what? Uber will be there in eight minutes. They're amazing. Have you ever taken an Uber?
John Clay Wolf
Yes.
Co-host Ralph
I just did it for the first time over Christmas.
John Clay Wolf
We got. We Went on a big night out not long ago, about six months ago, and Ubered all around town. At the end of the night it was like, oh, look what we spent. It was a lot.
Co-host Rosie
Well, you know what though? You got to get in with that. We did in San Antonio. You got to get in with the guy and make him your driver.
Co-host Ralph
Right, right.
Co-host Rosie
And it's a lot cheaper. That's what I did in San Antonio. It was great. Just call him up.
John Clay Wolf
All right.
Co-host Rosie
Hey, we're ready to go to next place that driver comes up.
Co-host Ralph
Yep. They get paid and you're tipping them. So anyway, that's just the, the fact is now the car sales are coming back.
John Clay Wolf
Car sales are coming back because Everybody got broke in 08 and got scared and they stopped. And that's why cash for clunkers came on. And this pent up demand was very well forecasted. And these big sar. Saw the annual sales reports in the 17 millions was very well forecasted. And right now car dealerships are trading at a high premium. And, and you need to. It'll. It'll. I don't know. I disagree with all that crap.
Co-host Ralph
Yeah, well, clearly, you know, you've been doing this opinion. If you're spring breaking, there's some good news. Experts at triple A say gas prices and bad news rather. Excuse me. Have jumped about 25% in the last month alone. Fuel price hike is of course rebounding.
John Clay Wolf
Oil.
Co-host Ralph
Oil's coming back up. So gas prices are going back up. Still, I mean, still. Honestly, it's less than two bucks a gallon. Shut up. I mean it's so cheap and it's so cheap here. We got a break.
John Clay Wolf
You shut up.
Co-host Ralph
You shot first.
John Clay Wolf
You shove it up your butt.
Co-host Ralph
You shot up more.
John Clay Wolf
800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4, mark. An 01 Explorer with 190,000 miles is worth $200. It's just not me that ain't me, babe no, no, no, no that ain't me, babe I ain't the one you're looking for, babe Be back. Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show. This is hard not to sing along to. Probably shouldn't have played this because I'm the country boy. Music. Come out, Tony.
Co-host Rosie
Good morning.
John Clay Wolf
You're on the air.
Caller Tony
Hey, how are you, sir?
John Clay Wolf
I'm good. 08 commander with 85.
Caller Tony
You guys are great. You guys are great. I. I want to tell you something. The way I found out about you was. And you were Talking about promotions, you bought a diesel off my friend John and you promised him a certain amount of money and he got all of that plus another thousand when the car got there. So you are for real and you guys do great work. So I just wanted everybody out there to know.
John Clay Wolf
Well, thanks, man. I appreciate that. I appreciate that. Word of mouth goes a long, long time.
Co-host Ralph
Yep.
John Clay Wolf
Let's talk about yours.
Caller Tony
Just so you know, it's mint 2008, six cylinder, doesn't have the leather.
John Clay Wolf
Okay.
Caller Tony
But it has Sirius in it and all that. And the stadium seating and it has 85,668 on it.
John Clay Wolf
Okay. Cloth sport, six cylinder, two wheel drive or four?
Caller Tony
I'm sorry?
John Clay Wolf
Two wheel drive or four wheel drive?
Caller Tony
Two wheel.
John Clay Wolf
All right. Seven grand.
Caller Tony
That's a pretty good number.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah, that's my.
Caller Tony
That's a really good number actually.
John Clay Wolf
That's the number.
Caller Tony
And just so you guys know, I'm. And just get off subject a minute because you guys were talking about it, but I met my wife on Christian Mingle and ChristianMingle.com and I dated two girls first and then found my wife. She was a 94% match to me. And April 21st we'll be celebrating our fourth year of marriage.
John Clay Wolf
There you go.
Co-host Ralph
Awesome.
Caller Tony
It does work, you know.
Co-host Ralph
Yeah.
Caller Tony
On the good ones. All the girls were real that I dated. They all looked like they're pictures and all that stuff.
John Clay Wolf
So did you try, did you, did you try farmers only just for fun?
Caller Tony
Definitely not.
John Clay Wolf
So this accent.
Caller Tony
I'm not. I ain't going for the goats.
John Clay Wolf
This, this accent is. Is Philadelphia, isn't it?
Caller Tony
No. New York.
John Clay Wolf
Okay. I'm close.
Co-host Rosie
Go Yankees.
Caller Tony
New York.
John Clay Wolf
I'm close.
Caller Tony
You know, northeast. I grew up there 37 years and now I'm 48. So I've been in Texas for 11 and everybody seems to think I just got here.
John Clay Wolf
Where did you live in New York?
Caller Tony
Massachusetts. Park in Long Island. I grew up.
John Clay Wolf
Okay, so. So you. I'm glad, I'm glad you called because you're familiar with us through your friend and you listen to the show. So we're fixing to go on the air in. On a station between Philly and New York City on a classic rocker. And I'm worried.
Caller Tony
I love that, by the way.
John Clay Wolf
I'm worried.
Caller Tony
I love that because it's fixing. You're fixing to go on. Cracks me up about that. Just go on the air. Don't fix to go on the air.
John Clay Wolf
So what's going to happen in that environment with us? Is everybody going to. Everybody's rougher up there. Everybody gets screwed up there. People aren't as friendly. There's plenty of good people. My mother lived in Connecticut for years. She's buried up there. I'm familiar with the territory somewhat. And there's those areas like, say, between Princeton, New Jersey, and New York City, where all the money is. That's kind of a different bubble there. But when you get outside of that, go ahead.
Caller Tony
You have to think about that. Okay, you got that right. They think differently, but there's still people, and they are constantly, you got to remember, constant area of getting screwed.
John Clay Wolf
Right.
Caller Tony
So, you know, it's a matter of people like me calling in and stuff like that. And when you go on the air in those areas, I will call in and say it's a fair deal. And where I grew up, I have a long history there. My great grandfather was Anthony Peranova, and that was Terranova Bread in Brooklyn. And Junior's Bakery, he owned half of. So you know, the cheesecake there. And then parents were born in Flatbush, and I was born in Bethpage. So my great grandfather's Anthony James, and then my father's father's James Vincent. My father's James Vincent Ustica. I'm Anthony James. My son's Anthony James Jr.
John Clay Wolf
So we've got a Yankee spokesman already. Apparently, we're ready to roll with some roots.
Caller Tony
I'm ready to roll, bro. You guys are the best. I've never seen anybody give. The last guy I spoke to said 5,500. And so whoever's out there listening, it's a bunch of nonsense what these dealers are doing to you. And don't go, I sold cars for five years, okay?
John Clay Wolf
So you know the hustle.
Caller Tony
I know about the back end. I know about the trade in. What they try to do is they'll tell you, okay, we'll give you 10 when your trade ins worth 12. So they hold two on the trade.
John Clay Wolf
Add it to the gross, work the.
Caller Tony
Back end and the whole deal. So.
John Clay Wolf
Right, cool. Well, you get it.
Caller Tony
They do mess you up.
Co-host Rosie
Hold on. One question for him. So what are they going to think of John when he's talking about fixing to and all that? They can just think he's just a dumb redneck or.
John Clay Wolf
Actually, listen, here's something, Tony. Here's something that. Because I've got friends up there and they listen to the show and he said, john, everybody here grew up on Howard Stern. And your flow in the way that y' all present it is in that genre enough that they're gonna Hook into you because of that. Do you agree or disagree?
Caller Tony
Look, they grew up on Howard Stern. I'm 48. I know you just said you were 43, right? But I went to Burner High School in Massapequa park and next to that was Amityville and all that. But I grew up with the Balden brothers, the Brian set from the stray cats deep, Schneider, Howard Stern, all those guys live by me. And Howard shoots great no matter what anybody thinks. I still listen to him today and I have serious and all that. But he's, you know, it's a matter of just hearing enough people say that go to the bin.com is really good and that they'll help you and maybe from people like me who grew up with them saying this stuff and, and hopefully they listen.
John Clay Wolf
There you go. We'll give it a whirl. We went to Canada and got thrown out of Canada. They're way too.
Co-host Ralph
Didn't work. Yeah, they're way too stiff.
Caller Tony
Johnny, Dan, Johnny Mansell, this kid. Look, I'm 23 years sober and this kid just doesn't get it. And I'm unfortunately scared that you might be right and death might be his bottom. And he just doesn't get it. And he thinks who he is, but he hasn't done anything to prove himself in the NFL and to. To do anything responsible. And that's a pussy. When you go to bed at night, can you look at yourself in the mirror and say, I bettered somebody's life today or I helped somebody today or something to that effect? I don't see that out of him because he just, you know, it's got that money.
John Clay Wolf
I gotta keep cruising. Go to givemetheven.com. say, Wolf, hit me at seven grand on the car. When can you come get it?
Caller Tony
You got it. Thank you.
John Clay Wolf
Thank you so much. 8008-0072-3480-0800 rare. Yeah, I love the accent. My father's father was the Cheesecake man on 27th and 18th, you know, down there in the boroughs. Yeah, I mean, yeah, he's real.
Co-host Ralph
We're going to do well in the northeast. All right. You want some more news?
John Clay Wolf
Sure.
Co-host Ralph
Jet Blue Airways, you like them? Well, they are taking applications now for 24 slots in a new program. They're going to train novice pilots to fly passenger jets.
Co-host Rosie
What?
John Clay Wolf
Right.
Co-host Ralph
The airline said Monday the program, the first of its kind in a large US airline, will cost about $125,000 to take the four year program. Okay, now here's the. Here's the catch. Which is you've got to pay for that. They're not just getting guys off the street and going, you on the fly jet.
Co-host Rosie
Who's going to want to fly when.
Co-host Ralph
Well, that's about what it costs. I mean, when you're talking about, like for me right now to get all the ratings, I mean, I'm a private pilot with less than 500 hours. John's got how many hours you got? How many thousand?
John Clay Wolf
Two.
Co-host Ralph
2,000 hours. So he could, with the number of hours John has, he literally could bid to the airlines if he had the ratings for him right now.
Co-host Rosie
But I don't want to be a passenger for some rookie assigned there, like.
Co-host Ralph
But these guys are trained the same way. They still have to go through the FAA. They didn't just grab him out of the 711 and go, hey, you want to fly? Get off the Slurpee machine. You want to fly an airplane? They're still going to have to go through all this FAA training. But it's just funny the way they're, the way they're pitching that. And in a related sort of thing, an Italian pilot, this is kind of serious. Told his wife he would crash a passenger jet if she dumped him. He was stopped from taking the controls, and moments before the flight took off, if the cops had not intervened, basically she was saying, I want to break up. He was just about to get on a plane. So as a moment of desperation and drama, he said, if you leave me, I'll crash this airplane. Well, guess who went to prison. Ever released? Jail.
Co-host Rosie
Well, she shouldn't have been telling bad news before she gets on.
John Clay Wolf
He gets on a plane she needed to save.
Co-host Ralph
Yeah. There's your timing. But the fact is, as an airline pilot, is that really what you want to say out loud?
Co-host Rosie
Probably not.
Co-host Ralph
No. Probably not.
John Clay Wolf
Now that's interesting. I'm not saying they should have scooped him, but. So that would be a terroristic threat against public threat.
Co-host Ralph
Yeah. And as an airline pilot, it shows mental instability.
John Clay Wolf
No doubt.
Co-host Ralph
That actually happened in a German airliner a year or two ago. Yeah, the guy crashed the whole plane and killed everybody. So you don't say that kind of stuff. And if you do, you're mentally unstable and there's very, very few of those pilots out there. And really, that's about all the news we have for today. I'm sorry. We had a lot today, though. You realize this time last week we were really tired. Now we're still energized and we're just.
John Clay Wolf
Now at a show.
Co-host Rosie
Yeah, we're almost Done here for the day.
John Clay Wolf
Ralph.
Co-host Rosie
Wrap it up.
John Clay Wolf
Ralph and Rosie. Why do I have that on my run sheet?
Caller Tony
I don't know.
Co-host Ralph
Who's Ralph and Rosie?
John Clay Wolf
Oh, now I remember.
Co-host Ralph
It was this, by this time next week. Go ahead.
John Clay Wolf
I'm sorry, now I go. You go.
Co-host Ralph
I'm just saying by this next week there, there will have been. Everybody in the world will have either taken credit for what happened in Chicago with Trump or Trump will have come out and started pointing fingers. And I'm telling you it was organ orchestrated. It's just too slick. It was just too slick.
Co-host Rosie
Especially it's coincidence that Trump just all of a sudden now he's firing up his base again with it.
Co-host Ralph
Oh yeah.
John Clay Wolf
Wouldn't it be awesome if Megan Fox was behind it? Oh my God, that'd be weird. But she's a Trump hater.
Co-host Ralph
Yeah, but, but the problem is it's not, it's not turning people against him. It's a reunite. It's almost like Charlie said earlier, maybe Trump's behind it. He knows, he knows marketing. If he knows nothing else, he knows marketing. That's all really getting elected is. It's marketing. Obama did it beautifully.
Co-host Rosie
No, it's true.
Co-host Ralph
Trump is learning from Obama just on the opposite end of the scale. That's all it is. He's stirring up people that saying, are you tired of this? Let me be the guy. What makes me wonder is why do the Republicans hate him so much? Because they do. I mean they, they tried it out, they were. Well, they, but they, they already look foolish, but they trotted out Mitt Romney. Huh.
John Clay Wolf
Look at what the guy's done though. I mean, so we, we have done. Really. If you think about how much Trump time we have given this guy on this radio program in the past six months, I, I say he gets, he's gotten a full hour of our content.
Co-host Ralph
Oh, totally. Everyone's everyone. Yeah, you're right.
John Clay Wolf
He's pulled it off.
Co-host Ralph
He's pulled it off and he will continue to. I don't see, do you see anybody stopping him? Rubio's out. Cruise.
John Clay Wolf
Is hanging in there a little better than I thought he would.
Co-host Ralph
Well, they're all gonna goes to the convention.
Co-host Rosie
It'll be interesting.
Co-host Ralph
Yeah, they realize Cruz is their only hope, so now they gotta, they gotta a line behind Cruz.
Co-host Rosie
Really? They should have done that from the get go. It's just like when Clinton was running in the first, his first time. When Perot got in there, it screwed everybody up.
Co-host Ralph
The Republicans threw a wheel, threw it.
Co-host Rosie
Out of bounds and that Three. There's a three or four. Now the Republican side, well, that's helping Trump because he's only getting 30%. Sure. But that's enough. It doesn't matter.
Co-host Ralph
That matters. It's number one's number one.
John Clay Wolf
Yep. 800-800-7234 is the calling number. We've got two and a half minutes left. You can get me real quick or just go to get. Give me the vin. You notice that everybody screws up the.
Co-host Rosie
Go to the VIN.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah, I wrote that down.
Co-host Ralph
Give me the VIN.
John Clay Wolf
I've got 50 URLs that automatically forward to give me the VIN, but that are like that. Go to the VIN. Send me the VIN. Text us the VIN. But everybody screws it up.
Co-host Rosie
I mean, it's pretty simple. I mean, look, listen, listen to the song.
Co-host Ralph
Yes.
Caller Tony
Sing it.
Co-host Ralph
Sell us your car.
John Clay Wolf
So easy.
Co-host Ralph
You can do it in your underwear.
Co-host Rosie
Go to that underwear site, that one.
John Clay Wolf
The underwear guys. The jockey shorts boy.
Co-host Ralph
Give me your shorts, Doc. Give me the vin. Vi N. Like the VIN number. Give me the vin dot com.
Co-host Rosie
Give me your shorts.
John Clay Wolf
And we, we will the. The buyers downstairs will be here till day till 4 o'. Clock. So if you submit after 4 o', clock, you won't. You might get help tomorrow because we work a little bit on Sunday. But. But if you don't hear until Monday morning get your offer letter, then that's why. So pour in the request today. GiveMeTheEven.com and they will be sending off offer letters until 4 o' clock this afternoon. I've got to give these guys a break. I mean they're working six and a half hell of almost seven days a week. And then there's one guy that floats around on Sundays and answers some of them. But we've got so many people coming in the system, there's a lot to do. I'm fixing to hire, fixing fix to hire some more buyers too. Because when we had these markets, we're getting overloaded and we're adding more office space and it's working, man.
Co-host Ralph
Finally part of the holy gro.
John Clay Wolf
Finally, finally something's working.
Co-host Ralph
Good for you.
John Clay Wolf
Finally.
Co-host Ralph
It's awesome.
John Clay Wolf
Oh, it's always worked, but it's just always. I've always had bigger hopes than what I could put together. And I'm starting to see this thing come together. 800, 800 radio. Well, you don't need that. The podcast. The podcast will be up on itunes.
Co-host Rosie
Yep, just John Clay Wolf show.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah, you gotta do or on your iPhone put podcast search. John Clee Wolf show. It's right there. There's, like, 25 episodes so far. And there's something else. Oh, our Facebook page. John Cleveland Wolf show. And we have. We didn't ever get to s. Founding cars today. We've got 18 seconds left. So I don't think we can get it. No. Well, you can go to the John Cleveland show and see that. All right, guys. Appreciate your attention this morning. Bobbo will hopefully not be hungover next Saturday and join us.
Co-host Ralph
Maybe not.
John Clay Wolf
We always miss his humor.
Co-host Rosie
It'll be an interesting story. That's your second.
Co-host Ralph
Beth, do you.
John Clay Wolf
Did you ever find that Terry Gibbs one?
Co-host Rosie
Yes.
John Clay Wolf
You don't play it on the way out, or is it too late?
Co-host Rosie
No, it's way too long.
John Clay Wolf
Too late. Yeah. Okay. We'll do it next week. See you guys later. I'm out.
Co-host Ralph
$16,000. Ladies, gentlemen, that wraps this little show up. Y' all move right over. Buy you some Bibles or go back down the lane and buy you whatever you want. Sell us your car so easy you.
John Clay Wolf
Can do it in your underwear.
Co-host Ralph
Sam.
Podcast Summary: The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #25 (Hour 3) – February 12, 2026
This lively hour of The John Clay Wolfe Show, powered by GiveMeTheVIN.com, delivers a classic blend of unscripted banter, quick-witted humor, listener interaction, and pop culture riffing. The episode covers everything from classic rock lyrics and car sales tactics, to dating in rural America, the millennial car buying evolution, and current events—peppered with plenty of jabs, insight, and laughs between John and his co-hosts Rosie and Ralph. The show’s playful, irreverent approach makes even practical discussions about buying and selling cars entertaining, building camaraderie with listeners through storytelling and call-ins.
(00:05–03:55)
(03:02–04:15)
(06:01–07:20)
(07:40–09:33)
(11:12–19:26)
(19:30–21:20)
(21:53–23:59)
(24:01–25:41)
| Timestamp | Segment Description | |------------|---------------------------------------------------------| | 00:05–03:55| Decoding rock lyrics (“Dissident,” dancing bear jokes) | | 03:02–04:15| Johnny Manziel’s fall and recovery discussion | | 06:01–07:20| FarmersOnly.com, dating services, and rural romance | | 07:40–09:33| Millennial car ownership debate, Uber economics | | 11:12–19:26| Caller Tony: Selling with GIVEMETHEVIN, dating success, cultural insights | | 19:30–21:20| JetBlue’s pilot program & pilot mental health story | | 21:53–23:59| Trump, media, and the GOP primary circus | | 24:01–25:41| Website branding, recurring jingle, end banter |
The conversational style brims with good-natured ribbing, pop culture tangents, and an everyman perspective on everything from car sales to personal redemption. John, Rosie, Ralph, and their callers keep things authentic, relatable, and often hilarious—never shying from a riff or a rash truth. The show’s signature blend of automotive expertise, rock radio sensibility, and approachable weirdness continues to win over fans across regions, as they prep for new listeners in the Northeast.
For more episodes or to sell your car: GiveMeTheVIN.com, or check out the podcast on iTunes and Facebook.