#26 John Clay Wolfe Show 03/19/16 Hour 1

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #26 (03/19/16 Hour 1)

Date Recorded: February 12, 2026
Podcast Host: John Clay Wolfe
Regular Cast: Bobbo, Baba, Michael
Station: 97.1 The Eagle

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Episode Overview

This episode is classic John Clay Wolfe Show: an irreverent, fast-talking morning hangout “powered by GiveMeTheVIN.com” with car talk, hilarious personal stories, pop culture news, unsparing ribbing among co-hosts, and sharp jabs at the edge of FCC acceptability. In this hour, topics range from the saga of Baba's car breakdown, the real estate backstory of a “haunted” Texas mansion, the prison fight involving Subway’s Jared Fogle, raunchy reminiscence about strippers, March Madness, and whether their act would fit on a country station. Throughout, the show is packed with quick-witted banter, teasing, and some brazen boundary-pushing humor.

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Key Discussion Points & Highlights

1. Baba’s Absence and The “Alternator Story”

Timestamps: 01:43–09:16, 37:34–39:03, 47:34–48:13

• Baba explains his absence the previous week, launching into an extended story about car trouble.
  • His alternator failed in the pre-dawn hours, leaving him stranded near Boyd, TX, without his phone.
  • A local “caretaker guy named Red Tar” helped him by lending a phone; he called for a trailer tow but the replacement part was hard to find and expensive.
  • Baba stresses the story is “not a substance abuse thing” and that he’s now a “single dad... clean jelly bean these days” with “a hot tub on the porch.”

Notable Quote:
“I’m proud of the way that my non-panic mode kicked in, and I was able to stay alive and get myself, you know...” (08:08 – Baba)

• The hosts tease him mercilessly for his lengthy, anticlimactic breakdown story—but appreciate the dedication to make it back.
• Later, they poke fun at how much time the story took:
  • “No one knows about this. I had all these big plans... but we had to give 30 minutes this morning to Bobo’s alternator.” (40:01 – John)

2. The Haunted Nakona Mansion Story

Timestamps: 09:32–14:15

• John shares the history of his former ranch, now a wedding venue (“Comanche Rose Ranch” / “Nakona Mansion”):
  • Mansion formerly owned by notable locals, nearly used as “South Fork 2” for the Dallas TV remake.
  • A previous owner’s daughter claimed to see a ghostly woman “come out of the wall,” prompting their quick departure.
  • The crew jokes about doing a “Halloween remote broadcast” from the haunted mansion.

Memorable Exchange:
“That place is so cool. If you look up on Facebook, Comanche Rose Ranch, or Google Nakona Mansion, the guy I sold that place to has turned it into a... leases it out for weddings now.” (09:57 – John)

3. Jared Fogle Subway Prison Fight Story

Timestamps: 17:05–24:49, 34:49–36:43

• Bobbo brings up “Jared the Subway Guy” (Jared Fogle) getting beaten up in prison by “Steven Nigg”. The team can’t resist riffing on the name—pushing their luck with innuendo-laden gags and voices.
• They discuss Fogle’s supposed private security in prison and Steven Nigg’s motivations (“did it for the victims and their families”).
• The crew repeatedly skirts FCC lines with the surname “Nigg,” laughing at their own risk of “going too far,” knowing program directors might be listening.

Notable Quotes:
“Start over.”
“Steven... Nigg told his family he did it for the victims and their families. After seeing Fogle use his money for extra food and bodyguards...” (18:50 – Bobbo)
“I lived there a long time, dude... and I never saw a ghost.” (13:04 – John, from the earlier mansion story)

4. Old School Strip Club Tale

Timestamps: 39:44–46:46

• After a Facebook prompt from a listener, John retells the story about tracking down an old girlfriend who had become a stripper in Denver:
  • He sends an employee on a reconnaissance mission to the “Golden Nugget Cabaret,” confirming her presence by the car she was driving.
  • John recounts eventually visiting the club, being recognized by the ex, and stirring up drama with her new boyfriend.
  • Colorful details about the ex's wealth (“her daddy was rich”), her looks (“voodoo booty”, “unibob”), and her fall to “the toot” (cocaine).
  • Jokes regarding how the type of car indicated her parental support had waned.

Quote:
“It’s been seven years and you’re still ruining my life...” (44:44 – John, quoting his ex-girlfriend)

5. Sports – March Madness & Local News

Timestamps: 21:00–22:44, 49:58–51:02

• Brief touch on March Madness results:
  • Longhorns lose, A&M and Stephen F. Austin advance.
  • Commentary on bracket gambling’s financial/social toll.
• Mention of Trump rally protests in Utah, with banter about Mormons and polygamy, segued into TV/bizarre reality show references.

Memorable Exchange:
Bobbo: “So protesters were... pelted with rocks. I swear I’m not making it up.” (21:34)

6. Classic Car Bidding & Detours

Timestamps: 14:15, 37:12-38:44, 51:04–54:52

• As always, “GiveMeTheVIN.com” is plugged heavily: callers phone in to get bids on used cars.
  • Example bids: $5,000 for a Mazda CX-7, $2,500–3,000 for a Ford Fusion.
  • Story of half-million-dollar vehicles being relocated to avoid hailstorm damage.

7. Show Format, Audience, and “Would We Fit Country Radio?”

Timestamps: 58:06–59:43

• John and the crew debate if their chaotic, edgy style fits with country music stations as they eye syndication in Austin and San Antonio.
  • The team concludes new country is “pop rock” and their variety fits modern listener tastes.
  • Some jabs at “new country” stars and the genre’s evolution (notably, blaming Garth Brooks and Toby Keith for “killing country”).

Quote:
“Country—new country is really pop. It’s pop rock... Even a little hip hop.” (59:19—Bobbo & Michael)

8. Infamous On-Air Accident Recalls

Timestamps: 32:09–34:38

• The hosts recall some of the most memorable on-air mishaps, like John accidentally spraying a co-host in the eye with Berryman’s B12 chem tool—done as a live sponsor demo gone wrong.

Quote:
“It works great...but I sprayed it at him and it came out like hornet spray.“ (33:08 – John)

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Notable Quotes & Moments with Timestamps

• “You get paid to be funny. When you’re not funny, you can’t get paid.” (04:08 – John)
• “It’s a big ol’ mansion. Right.” (10:43 – John, about the Nakona Mansion)
• “I think that lady is crazier than an S—house rat.” (12:41 – John, ghost story)
• “You show up, you have a job. That’s how much we love you.” (02:59 – Bobbo, about Baba’s absences)
• “We should take this show on the road come Halloween and stay the night—all of us.” (14:01 – Bobbo)
• “All the meth manufacturers got together and started their own trophy club knockoff.” (06:25 – Baba, describing Texas towns)
• “800-800-7234. Daddy, I hate it when you cuss.” (14:44 – John, rapid plug)
• “I want to talk to you about this show... in Austin and in San Antonio, we’re looking at doing it on country stations.” (58:06 – John)

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Episode Structure/Timestamps of Key Segments

• 00:19–09:16: Show start; Baba’s absence; alternator misadventure
• 09:32–14:15: Nakona Mansion history & ghost story
• 17:05–24:49: Jared Fogle prison fight, “Steven Nigg” bit
• 32:09–34:38: On-air accidents (Berryman chem tool)
• 39:44–46:46: Old flame turned Denver stripper story
• 49:58–51:02: March Madness discussions
• 54:59–59:43: Country radio fit and genre debate
• 51:00–54:52: Listeners call in to sell/trade cars
• 59:50–60:50: Show wrap-up banter and Teaser/Jokes

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Tone and Style

The John Clay Wolfe Show continues to walk a fine line between wild, irreverent, and occasionally controversial, always with quick sarcasm and little patience for sentimentality or long-winded detours. The constant banter, callbacks to prior mishaps, regional humor, and willingness to needle co-hosts (and themselves) are the bedrock of the show’s appeal.

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Summary Takeaway

If you missed the episode: You lost a rollicking hour of vehicular mayhem, Texan lore, edgy gags about ex-strippers and prison fights, and the best car-bidding banter radio offers—all in the name of not getting fined by the FCC. The show’s fast pace, local color, and no-prisoners sense of humor remain intact, pleasing fans and daring those who’d syndicate them to try keeping up.

Transcript

[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the john clay wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1-800-800-rode. This is the john clay wolf show.

[Bobbo]

Sam sad. You. Are.

[John]

You well? He.

[Bobbo]

Ready? Wild. Good morning, Baba. Good to see you, brother.

[Baba]

Good morning. What's going on, man?

[Bobbo]

Another Saturday in the city.

[Baba]

I feel like, you know, I've been a sporadic guest for the past couple of years or so.

[Bobbo]

Well, yeah, you come in.

[Baba]

You. I feel like it's been almost like another year off. Just that one week.

[Bobbo]

Just. Just that one.

[Baba]

Just that one week was like. Felt like 12 months of my life.

[Bobbo]

Oh, we can tell the story of where you were last week.

[Baba]

Oh, there's. Yeah, well, there's a story. Of course there's a story.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, of course.

[Michael]

It has to be right, because he was M.I.A.

[Bobbo]

Dude, I've been to rehab. I know all the stories.

[Baba]

Yeah. And I've heard the podcast, and you really pounded me last. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

And you just don't show up to work. It wasn't even St. Patrick's Day yet. What's your deal?

[Baba]

Oh, what's Bobbo on? Well, what's he doing?

[Michael]

Well, it's kind of like just.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. When you don't.

[John]

Just hear anything.

[Bobbo]

You don't have a phone?

[Michael]

No call, nothing?

[Baba]

No, I got a phone. I just didn't have it.

[Bobbo]

Just didn't have it.

[Baba]

It's a long story. I want to wait till. I want to wait till Wolf's around because he's going to want to hear it, then I'm going to tell it.

[Bobbo]

And then we don't.

[Baba]

Then I have to have to tell it again.

[Bobbo]

I know all the stories, but I've.

[Baba]

Spoken to all the principals.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[Baba]

Already about this.

[Bobbo]

He just put me in my place, didn't he?

[Baba]

No, I mean, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to sound like that.

[Michael]

Well, just think of the Eagle listeners out there. Right? Okay. If they just didn't call in the work and. Awesome. Just no show, you think they'd have a job the next week, Right?

[Bobbo]

You show up. Yeah. You have a job. That's how much we love you.

[Baba]

Well, I appreciate that, but, I mean, it's legitimate, though. God, man, I had the worst seven days of my life.

[John]

I just missed most of this. Sorry, guys. Speaking of, you got to watch out for this. You know, Connie cuts Bobbo's check before she gets here.

[Bobbo]

Well, of course.

[John]

So it's ready.

[Baba]

And I appreciate it.

[John]

So it's probably just sitting there, and he'll probably gonna snap it. He's probably gonna grab it and ask if anybody noticed, because she didn't know he wasn't here.

[Baba]

Oh, does she not? No.

[Michael]

Well, in this case, she does.

[Baba]

Well, that's. That's interesting.

[John]

How would she know? Because she cut it on Friday and he knows shows on Saturday.

[Michael]

Well, she asked me. She's like, well, this check last week, does he get another one?

[John]

I was like, no, he does not.

[Michael]

I was like, no.

[Baba]

Oh, so you. So you've docked me?

[Bobbo]

When you don't show, you get docked.

[Baba]

Yes, I mean, I know that. Yeah. You got to keep an eye on that check, man. Cuz I'm so dishonest.

[John]

I know, I know.

[Baba]

Yeah. Like I don't have the. The truth wide open, you know?

[John]

Gosh, listen to it.

[Baba]

Like Mick Jagger with. With my heart pouring that on the stage.

[John]

You get paid to be funny. When you're not funny, you can't get paid.

[Baba]

That's what I do.

[John]

Negro, if you're not here, you can't be funny.

[Baba]

Oh, man. It was not funny. It was not funny either. Bad deal.

[John]

What's funny today, Bobbo?

[Bobbo]

Dance, monkey boy.

[John]

Well, what have you got that's so damn funny?

[Baba]

I'll tell you what.

[Bobbo]

Oh, Lord, here we go.

[Baba]

Just like that.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, that was no pressure. What, Baba? What happened?

[John]

I want to laugh.

[Michael]

It could be a funny story.

[Bobbo]

It's a funny story.

[Michael]

All right.

[Bobbo]

Anytime an alcoholic makes something up, it's normal.

[Baba]

It's actually not funny. It's actually. And there was no substance abuse?

[Bobbo]

No substance abuse.

[Baba]

Of course. Okay, you guys joke about this a lot. But listen, I'm clean jelly bean these days.

[John]

Are you really sure, Jill?

[Michael]

Sure, Jill.

[Bobbo]

No.

[Baba]

Single dad. I bought a house. I got a hot tub on the porch.

[Michael]

Wait a minute, wait a minute. Were you worried about a drug test? Is that why it didn't show up?

[John]

Yeah, we don't drug here. Test at the Will Barker Studios.

[Baba]

I thought. I thought. Well, you've been talking about it and all this. Your jail stuff from a couple weeks ago. I thought, this is when he does it. This is when they do it, right. It's gonna be a drug test. I better figure out some way out.

[John]

Of this panty raid.

[Bobbo]

Okay. Is it a good story? I'll bite.

[Baba]

No, I'll tell you what happened.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[Baba]

You know, I'll bite.

[Bobbo]

I'll bite.

[John]

He's wanting you to be funny, too. Can you hurry up and be funny?

[Baba]

I had some car trouble, and at my first earliest opportunity, I texted Turley.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[Baba]

You know, hey, transpo trouble this morning? Little trouble with the transportation.

[Michael]

That was like at 12 o', clock, though.

[Baba]

Well, okay, let me tell you what happened though, man. He's like. I drive in from about 60 miles out, okay. And 35W is a mess getting into Fort Worth, so I don't go that way anymore. There's a town called Decatur out in Wise County. And I take a turn to the east. Is it right?

[John]

Come on.

[Baba]

On 7:30, drive through a little town called Boyd and then Azel up the Jacksboro Highway. Well, I made it as far as that Big. They have a great big. I don't know what it looks like, man. Like a filled condom. Looking water tower in Boyd. Okay, okay. And it's right across from a big residential. Richie Rich residential area.

[John]

They Boyd, Richie Rich resident. Okay.

[Baba]

Kind of like trophy club.

[John]

Now I'm laughing.

[Baba]

All the, all the meth manufacturers got together and started their own trophy club knockoff.

[Michael]

It's the Walter Whites of the world. Those are the ones.

[John]

It's the guy that owns the gas pipe. The gas pipe. The gas pipe. Hey, Little Red Riding Hood.

[Baba]

It was getting really. I mean, and this is six in the morning. Okay.

[Bobbo]

It's still dark.

[Baba]

It's getting really dark. I mean, my, my headlights are not driving old, you know, Malibu, man. The headlights aren't great anyway, but like, it's God damn especially dark outside.

[John]

You gotta tell me about how your hair grows.

[Baba]

And then my console.

[Bobbo]

Here's what we have right now. We have Bobbo. I'm like, man, Bob was on dope time. And John, coke time.

[Baba]

So long story short, my alternate, my alternator quits on me.

[John]

All right, thank you.

[Baba]

So the car just rolls to a stop. I could have gotten further because it's right kind of at the crest of a hill, but I thought, nope, houses are here. Houses are good. So luckily I did that. Well, you're broken down. What are you going to do? You call somebody?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, right, right.

[Baba]

Oh, man. Where's my phone? No.

[Michael]

Well, that story's. He's got it all lined up so.

[Baba]

Far because I do this, I do this at work probably half of the days of the week. I'll get to work and say, oh, man, where's my phone? Because I've got a new phone. It doesn't fit in my pocket and I forget to throw it in the back.

[Bobbo]

Oh, I know I had an ex girlfriend with the same story, but.

[Baba]

But I'm real close to this housing division. So I walk back to the gate and I'm thinking, there's a guard, but there's no guard in the little thing. They Got out there. In fact, there's not a little thing out there.

[John]

There's barely a public school system, but go ahead.

[Baba]

But there is a fellow driving his truck out, and he's a plumber, painter, you know, caretaker type guy named Red Tar. And he stops and says, hey, man, is that your car over there? You've broken down? And he speaks my language, obviously. So I used his phone, call my friend Brian, and got him to bring the trailer down, pull me back. Well, guess what? They don't have the part in Bridgeport. They don't have the part in Bowie. I had to go to Wichita Falls to buy the part. All they had was A brand new OEM Ultra. Costs $187, plus a court charge. And guess what? And I get to put it in.

[John]

Well, good.

[Michael]

So when you got this ride from this guy.

[John]

So 10 minutes ago, you could have said, well, if the altitainer went out of my car.

[Baba]

Right. Well, I mean, I thought you'd enjoy the experience.

[John]

But hold on.

[Michael]

When you got this ride from this guy, he's probably got a cell phone, right?

[Baba]

He did.

[Michael]

Why didn't you just text us or call us and say, hey, we were legitimately worried. We didn't know if you possibly OD'd or something.

[Baba]

Well, I'm in crisis mode, Turley. I got no ride. I'm gonna miss work, you know?

[John]

Yeah.

[Michael]

But my first thought is like, hey, there's people counting on me.

[Baba]

Hey, guys, the guy was that friendly, how many calls do you think he was gonna let me make?

[Michael]

I mean, if he made unlimited.

[John]

Yeah, and you smoked him up too.

[Baba]

I'm. I'm proud. I'm proud of the way that my non panic mode kicked in and I was able to stay alive and get myself, you know.

[John]

Good morning, everyone.

[Bobbo]

Good morning. Well, good job.

[John]

Eight, 20.

[Baba]

And you guys need to. Once in a while, you need to have a show that's kind of, you know, serious. Like you did last week.

[John]

Serious.

[Baba]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Well, we're glad you're safe. You know, there's all as well in the universe, right?

[John]

I went to Nocona. I was up there last weekend.

[Baba]

Did you really? Yeah.

[John]

I could have been able to hit you a ride.

[Baba]

You actually could have, if I'd have.

[John]

Left a day earlier.

[Bobbo]

Speaking of places with no public water, Nakona.

[Baba]

Yeah, no, they got water.

[John]

They still have an isd. Actually, where my house was, was in Prairie Valley isd, which is out by Spanish force.

[Bobbo]

That's where the rich people.

[John]

Which is. Oh, yeah, I've been to your cows.

[Bobbo]

Your Old house.

[John]

And that place is so cool. If you look up on Facebook, Comanche Rose Ranch, or Google, Nakona Mansion. The guy I sold that place to has turned it into a. He leases it out for weddings now.

[Bobbo]

Now, was that what it is?

[John]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

I mean.

[Baba]

Oh, was that your old place? Yeah, I did a wedding there last summer.

[John]

Did you really?

[Baba]

Yeah. Round staircase, up to a balcony.

[Bobbo]

That's his house. Old stone.

[Baba]

Native stone.

[John]

Yes.

[Baba]

Awesome. I really did.

[John]

I believe you. That's funny.

[Baba]

Awesome joint.

[Bobbo]

Why?

[Michael]

Why?

[Baba]

How could you sell that?

[John]

You didn't know I lived there?

[Baba]

No.

[Bobbo]

I lived there for five years on the radio. Think Dallas.

[Baba]

I should have known, though, with the kitchen and everything. It's got you all over.

[John]

It's my house.

[Baba]

It looks like a wolf house.

[John]

I did that house. I redid that house 10 years ago. You really did.

[Bobbo]

Did have him all over it for a while.

[John]

It's a big old mansion. Right.

[Bobbo]

And probably if you got a black light.

[Baba]

And that's what they call it. They call it the mansion.

[John]

Right.

[Bobbo]

Nobody got that.

[Michael]

I did.

[Baba]

That's crazy. What is beautiful up in that part of the world. I wasn't even scared walking around Boyd in the dark. You know, I was telling when I finally took talk that place was haunted.

[John]

He goes, dude, that house was on. I don't care about Boyd anymore.

[Bobbo]

For the radio people think South Fork Ranch, times about three. It's huge.

[John]

Well, that place was supposed to be Dallas number two.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, that. What?

[John]

When they were going to do the Dallas remake, right?

[Bobbo]

Oh, they were going to use that.

[John]

My place was going to be South Fork, too.

[Bobbo]

I can totally see that.

[John]

Absolutely. And they were going to put pump jacks in the back.

[Bobbo]

Right, Right.

[John]

And then the guy that had it before me, Lindell o' Neal, is the one who was working that deal in the 90s. And then Texasville, the spin off of Last Picture show, it was going to be the house for that, too. And it didn't happen. Yeah. Then the guy died and his wife was left with this 20,000 square foot mansion. 300 acres. And it was too much for her, so she moved to town and sold the place to James Cavender. Cavender Boots.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John]

And I bought it from. He sold it to a gal. He never moved in it.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John]

This couple would drive from Florida to Colorado to go skiing, and they saw this place that took the back way through the country, and they saw this place there was mesmerizing.

[Bobbo]

Yes. Bobbo, tell us more.

[John]

Right. And I will hurry up. So great story, man. They bought it from Cavender.

[Baba]

Dude, shut up, JD Man.

[John]

They bought it from Cash Cavender.

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John]

And gave him a big down payment, and he carried the note on it.

[Baba]

Wow.

[John]

And she's talking to her daughter. I called her to verify all this. She's talking to her daughter one night in Maine, and she's at the ranch in Nakona.

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John]

The. The new owner. And the daughter's telling her a story about a dream she had where this lady came out of the wall in these flowing robes and booga booga booga.

[Bobbo]

Okay, okay. In the house.

[John]

It's off. No, the ladies.

[Bobbo]

The lady somewhere else in Maine, Right.

[John]

The. The daughter is the lady in the house the next day.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John]

She sees the lady come out of the wall.

[Bobbo]

Wow.

[John]

And she moved the hell out of there.

[Bobbo]

So it's a ghost house.

[John]

So it's a ghost.

[Baba]

He moved out of there.

[Bobbo]

You don't mind staying there?

[John]

No, I was fine.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John]

And I think that lady is crazier than an S. House rat.

[Bobbo]

I got you.

[John]

And I lived there for five years, and I sold it to the guy who has it now. That turned it into a wedding venue.

[Bobbo]

Gotcha. That's beautiful.

[John]

He lives in the guest house in. In the big house. The main rooms are empty, and the. The deals are all. But anyway, if you want to lease it, I think he charges $3,500 an event.

[Baba]

You think she's crazy, man? The lady?

[John]

Yeah.

[Baba]

You don't think she.

[John]

I lived there a long time, dude. When I got. When I had that motocross wreck and was in a wheelchair, and they ramped it up for me, and I was there a lot.

[Baba]

I was that. Were you laid up there?

[John]

That's where I was laid up.

[Baba]

I did not know that.

[John]

Yes.

[Baba]

And you never saw, like.

[John]

I never saw a ghost. No.

[Baba]

John Wolf.

[John]

Wolf.

[Bobbo]

Okay. Really? Really? We need to stop. Really?

[Baba]

Oh, good to get you.

[John]

I saw it.

[Baba]

That's what ghosts do, man.

[John]

Commanche Rose Ranch. The Nakona Mansion. Cool place. Very cool place. But he was nice enough. I said, hey, my kids.

[Baba]

Two.

[John]

Two of them were basically born here. One of them conceived and born, and the other one moved there when she was one, and they really don't remember it. We'd like spring break, right? You mind if we go up spay the weekend? He's like, bring it on, dude.

[Bobbo]

Bring it on.

[John]

Yeah. So cool, right?

[Baba]

And now the place is empty, and the lady, like, late at night, man. Nobody can hear. Oh, that's spooky.

[Bobbo]

We should take this show on the road come Halloween and stay the Night. All of us.

[John]

You really did a wedding there.

[Baba]

I did. Yeah. Funny, Jackie Betts.

[Bobbo]

I'm serious about staying right there. Halloween.

[Baba]

It'll be fine.

[John]

Let's do it. I'm down.

[Baba]

All right.

[John]

It's an awesome place. 8008-0072-3480-0800-7234. Give me the VIN VI N. Givemetheven.com is what this show is powered by. We will buy your car. Give me the VIN. We'll buy your car. You can go to givemetheven.com, put in your VIN number, push a couple pictures and get it offer emailed to you. If you don't believe it, just call the show now and I'll bid the damn car myself. I'll tell you what. We'll give 800-800-7234.

[Baba]

I wish.

[John]

800 800-7234. Daddy, I hate it when you cuss. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Phone lines are wide open and flowing in the breeze.

[Michael]

And you ain't scared of the big rigs like $100,000 rigs either.

[John]

I don't want to talk about where we bought them, but yes. No, I'm not scared at all. I've had a lot of heavies this week.

[Bobbo]

Have you.

[Baba]

Have you.

[John]

Yeah, we bought a. Actually. Have you talked to Brady? Are those cars inside? I.

[Michael]

As far as I know, I have not though talked to him.

[John]

Spent about like 300, 400. Yeah, I got a couple hundred thousand dollars cars that. You didn't see it that aren't here yet. But after that hailstorm.

[Bobbo]

I was gonna say. How many of them got hit by the hail?

[John]

None, but I had 20 at our office outside the radio studio that are all lined up over there.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John]

If you guys.

[Bobbo]

Oh, man. Oh.

[Baba]

What happened to you?

[Michael]

I got it.

[Bobbo]

He hit his. He hit his coffee. We're gonna cover that if you hit it. Yep, we're good.

[Baba]

I get that all the time, man.

[Bobbo]

We spilled some coffee. All right. What do you. Are we rapping?

[John]

Actually, yeah.

[Michael]

We're right up against the brakes.

[Bobbo]

Why don't you take us out?

[Baba]

Yeah.

[Michael]

What's coming up?

[Baba]

Get them little old pants off. We got great music on the way, man. From Pearl Jam and Aerosmith, Zach Brown band and more. Next on 97 One Eagle. A little dream.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John]

Gotta love this song. This is a weird recording of it.

[Michael]

No, this is how it sounds in stereo, man. On the Eagle.

[John]

We're rocking it out on the Eagles. To Tony's, man.

[Bobbo]

Don't ever do that again.

[Baba]

Here's a song for Dimebag Dave, man. All the girls at the Valley View Mall.

[Bobbo]

What happened to you people?

[John]

It's the Tonys, man.

[Bobbo]

You were so normal just a moment ago.

[John]

You are the best thing on radio. Rocking out with your rooster out.

[Bobbo]

So painful.

[John]

8008-0072-3480-0800 rating. Why do I have Jared Nig written down?

[Bobbo]

You know, there's nine. There are 19 different ways to tell that story. You just did the worst possible lead in.

[Baba]

Obviously a nickname.

[Bobbo]

You are never gonna get the right headlines for the Dallas Morning News like that. God. Well, let's start off with that. Jared po.

[John]

Good morning, J.D. ryan.

[Bobbo]

Man. Jared Pogle, the subway guy. Got beat up by a guy named Steven. Nick.

[John]

Nick.

[Bobbo]

Nick. N. I g. G. Steven. No one record this, please. I don't need this dress.

[Michael]

No, I don't think he's green.

[John]

Is he Mexican?

[Baba]

What kind of name is that?

[Bobbo]

Fogle.

[John]

He's a Canadian.

[Baba]

I was Canadian.

[Bobbo]

D the subway spokesman. Fogle got jumped in the wreck yard at Inglewood Prison in Colorado back on January 20th, 29th. Not much of a fight in mains. Inmate Stephen Nigg pushed Vogel down and then beat him in the face a little bit. He broke. He didn't break his nose. He bloodied his nose. Gave him some scratches.

[Baba]

Yeah, because I heard what you did with those kids, you know, And I gotta come over and kick your ass. Okay. Sorry.

[John]

That's the Canadian, Nick beating him up.

[Baba]

Yeah. I'm gonna beat your ass because of what you've done to those kids. You got pictures? Yeah. Okay. Oh, sorry.

[Bobbo]

Basically, Stephen said he was upset because so many child sex predators are housed in the low security facility. And Fogle has security guards around him.

[John]

So this Fogle guy, somehow Fogel has security inside prison? Jared, the subway man.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. He says he's paid private security guys with his money to kind of watch his back in. In the prison, is what it says here.

[John]

I didn't know that was allowed.

[Bobbo]

NIG told his family he did it. Or the. I'm reading. I'm reading this off.

[Baba]

That's really hard for you to see.

[John]

I'm offended. J.D.

[Bobbo]

I'M reading it right off the newswire.

[John]

Start over.

[Bobbo]

Steven. No.

[John]

What's his name.

[Bobbo]

Told his family he did it for the victims and their families. After seeing Fogle use his money for extra food and bodyguards, maybe it'd be.

[Baba]

Easier if you just called him Mr. Niggs.

[Bobbo]

Steven Niggs said he caught Fogle in the yard with one of his paid bodyguards, and the bodyguard let him attack Fogel. Steven Nigg told his family he was frustrated about the Inglewood prison and its program for child molesters.

[John]

Frustrated.

[Bobbo]

And the background story is Nigg's actually a pretty. Steven is a nice guy. Oh, my God. Why am I doing this? Stephen is a nice guy. Basically, he got in trouble. He was selling some weapons that he should not have been selling. So it was a weapons charge that got him in prison. And they said while he was out, he was doing nice things like playing Santa Claus and Easter Bunny for his. For his neighborhood. He was a good citizen.

[John]

I heard he was a hard pipetting. Nick.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, he's John. Really?

[Baba]

Yeah. Sorry about your nose.

[Bobbo]

Eh, I'm not sure that any of that's appropriate. So, anyway, that's what happened.

[Baba]

How would you like one in the eye? Now?

[Bobbo]

That's what happened when Jared and Steven met up.

[John]

That's what happens when you cross. Why you gotta do this when you cross? What's the guy's name? And Pulp.

[Baba]

I'm not doing anymore Big black Jewels.

[John]

No, the drug dealer.

[Baba]

Yeah, that's Jewel.

[Bobbo]

Oh.

[Baba]

Oh, Marcellus.

[John]

Yeah, that's what happens. You get the hard pipe. Neck. What does Steven Nick look like? Get the hard pipe. Hitting brothers. We ain't okay. There ain't no you and me. Is that what he told Jared? No. You and me.

[Baba]

No more. Your LA privileges is provoked Revoke. Oh, yeah, it is, right?

[Bobbo]

What else you want to hear?

[Baba]

Call 800. 800 radio now for the Grand Dragon's greatest hits. J.D. ryan as you've never heard of before.

[Michael]

Why would J.D. ryan find this story?

[Bobbo]

Because it's the top of the news.

[Baba]

You asked about the adventures of Captain Nick.

[Bobbo]

Look, listen, I didn't bring this up. John did. This is not funny.

[Baba]

You've made that up.

[John]

Dude.

[Michael]

I don't even know if it's true.

[John]

We did Cars during the break when we were.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, why don't we get back to Cars?

[John]

They were playing music. People called in a bid. Cars.

[Bobbo]

I'll do it on the March Madness. There's March Madness. There's another Trump fight. There's another rally in Utah. They got all Utah. No. Supporters of the Republican presidential front runner Donald Trump. Protesters clashed in Utah.

[Michael]

So Salt Lake City.

[John]

Right?

[Bobbo]

Salt Lake City, Utah. Crowds who chanted Donald Trump were met with Mr. Hate. Get out of our state. As police and riot gear block the entrance of the Infinity Center. In Salt Lake City. Let's see.

[Michael]

So wait, Mormons are protesting, right?

[Bobbo]

Correct. So protesters were. Oh, this really says this. Were pelted with rocks. I swear I'm not making it up.

[John]

They have this deal set up with multiple women and everybody's cool with it.

[Bobbo]

What are we talking about?

[Michael]

Mormons.

[Bobbo]

Oh, because that's their religion.

[Baba]

Well, it's not anymore. The man is the.

[John]

So is Scientology.

[Baba]

It's been against federal law for like a hundred years.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, well, you know.

[Baba]

Well, but so has marijuana.

[Bobbo]

Here we go.

[Baba]

Those Mormons are law breakers, dude. They're outlaws. They don't have a reputation for it because they're real squeaky clean, you know what I mean? No caffeine. You know, they. They rarely even eat red meat. Have you watched the TV show but deep inside. Yeah, Big love TV show.

[Michael]

Yeah.

[John]

Love the guy, but not big love, but the other one with the. With the goofy guy in the convertible Lexus with the other wheel.

[Baba]

No, I can't take it, man.

[John]

He's weird.

[Baba]

Those child brides, that freaks me out.

[John]

Dude, because I got daughters all side beside the same neighborhood.

[Baba]

You know anybody with daughters? You know, I want to.

[John]

He drives a two door car. He's got 27 kids and five wives. He don't want nobody around. He looks like he's working on picking up his next one all the time.

[Baba]

It offends me.

[John]

Hey, girls, I'll be back later. I'm gonna go trolling for teenagers. You know, I'm gonna go over to the middle school, do some burnouts.

[Baba]

In the new vernacular, in the J.D. ryan vernacular.

[Bobbo]

What?

[Baba]

It makes me want to pull a nig and go over there and beat his ass.

[Bobbo]

It's not. I didn't say that.

[John]

800. 872 Tree foe I asked myself, you.

[Baba]

Know, WWN D you know, Stephen Nigs do. What would Niggs do?

[John]

Steven Nigs do. 800.

[Bobbo]

800 radio Longhorns lost last night. Anybody?

[John]

Baba. We need to reset something real quick.

[Baba]

Grand Dragon.

[John]

No, it's been a while and we. We've established this over the years. You know, I've been doing this a long time, but when you take one week off, you forget things. I throughout my life and career have gotten myself in plenty of GD trouble.

[Baba]

Okay?

[John]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Amen to that.

[John]

And I don't need you getting me in any mo. So when you. When you gonna walk all over the line? You can touch it, but when you start going too far, you are you. You're riding my car. So they're taking down my License plate. Your.

[Baba]

You're right, and I apologize.

[John]

But I don't need pig vomit calling me Monday morning. He rolling out of his waterbed right now with the monitors on and in his. In his loft. And say that because you just pushed it a little bit too far just a minute ago.

[Baba]

Hi, John. Yeah, listen, about the nig thing. Easy. We don't want you to. You know, can you. Is there any way you can keep J.D. ryan off of that kind of story? Because he used to do that all the time, and we had to finally just tell him no more.

[Bobbo]

That's why we fired him.

[Baba]

In fact, we banned the letter N for, like, three years.

[Bobbo]

So. Other stories again.

[Baba]

You should have heard him talk without any ends at all.

[John]

It's almost as bad as that front tooth he's missing in that list.

[Bobbo]

I know.

[John]

The best ratings we'd ever had in the story.

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John]

Jared Fogle from Subway.

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John]

Was assaulted by Steven Nigg in the prison yard.

[Bobbo]

Thank you. Yes. That's what happened.

[John]

So if anyone missed the first part of this and you want to call to complain, you need to Google it.

[Bobbo]

I shall not want.

[Baba]

On the other hand, my friend Charlie Murphy told me personally, he said, if it's mean and it's funny, you go for the money.

[John]

8008-0072-3480-0800, 7 2. You remember the night I told his punchline at the comedy club?

[Baba]

That's a great story.

[John]

Dude, that was bad. We went to Charlie Murphy show, and at the end, he was setting it all up, and I was like, who's your Aunt Bunny? You know, from Eddie's old tape.

[Baba]

He's got a sweet deal, and he's talking about his daughter, and he's putting his daughter to bed at night, and she's feeling his whiskers, and she says, daddy, what is that? He says, it's a beard. And, you know, my brother Eddie has a beard, too. And John goes, aunt Bunny had a beard.

[Michael]

This is on stage. So he's on stage, and you stood up.

[John]

It was quiet.

[Michael]

Oh, no.

[Baba]

And Charlie Murphy turned sideways, like whipcord sideways. Big eyes. Nothing. Nothing but eyeballs on the stage, man. Looking right at John. I was like, oh, my God, he's gonna kill us all. This is when I first said, work down here.

[John]

He's like, you got anything else? You just stole my punchline.

[Baba]

Yeah.

[John]

And then Baba. Then I look, and. House full of black people.

[Bobbo]

Okay, so.

[John]

And they're all looking at me. We're just the only two whiteies in there, right? And they're looking at me like the guys. Like the. The guys in the Dexter Lake Club. In the Animal House.

[Bobbo]

Right?

[John]

Yeah.

[Baba]

That's bad.

[John]

Can we dance with your dates?

[Bobbo]

All right.

[John]

No. Everybody's looking at us. And I looked at Bob. I said, we need to get the hell out of here now. Now we gots to book.

[Baba]

You hollered at me halfway across the floor. Because I was already headed that way. Jack. It was a bad, bad, bad.

[John]

Said, hang on, I gotta go pee. I'm like, we can pee in the parking lot. Oh, man, we got to go. We gots to roll. We gots to scoot.

[Baba]

But I mean, that's typical jcw, right? Without provocation.

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[Baba]

You know?

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[Baba]

Oh, my God.

[John]

8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234. We are live. It is 8:54am we're on the Eagle. You can go to. Give me the VI. Givemetheven.comGiveMe the Vin.com to sell us your car. Just call in and I'll bid your car right now while we're on the air and we'll put you on the air. 800. 800 radio. 800. 800. Not just bid. Buy. Yeah, buy.

[Bobbo]

Buy your car.

[John]

Do you know if we got those half a million dollars where the cars moved yesterday on those high lines?

[Michael]

As far as I know. Yes, I can.

[Bobbo]

Without.

[John]

Without accident.

[Michael]

Yeah, there was no. There was no call at 8:00 clock at night. Hey, dude, who do we call to Toa G Wagon. That's worth a hundred grand.

[John]

125 to be exact.

[Baba]

Man.

[Bobbo]

What'd you have?

[John]

It's a 15 G63. It's a cool car. Yeah, we bought some cool cars all week long. I've got cars stuck in Louisiana this week because the Damn. The truckers are scared to go down there because the levy might break. We need to play Led Zeppelin when the levy breaks. Frosty, if you could plug that one in.

[Bobbo]

I10's been closed.

[John]

I10, but that is not the whole state. There's another one called i49 that the trucks can get down to. Go get my damn cars. I think they're being lazy. Oh, I got in a big argument.

[Bobbo]

It's a good thing they weren't here. There were $300 million worth of hail damage in Fort Worth, so. So they did you a favor.

[Baba]

You could say thank you.

[John]

I understand. But now that's come and gone, and we need business proceeds. We buy cars, we move cars. And leaving them laying around is. Is no good. I don't know. I. I need to get them moved. I mean, it's money, honey. It's sitting around. It's lots of it. 8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234. 800, 800 radio. I got up in the middle of night, speaking of car dealers, and I noticed that Mike Brosen is not my friend on Facebook. I asked him to be a friend two years ago.

[Bobbo]

Who's Mike Brosen?

[John]

He's a buddy of mine. I'm not going to say the dealership that he runs, but he's got road with me in airplanes. I flew his ass around. I took him to Louisiana one time years ago.

[Bobbo]

Why would anyone care about this?

[John]

They won't. But I want to know why. At what point are you a friend? I took him to an auction in Louisiana and he needed a way home. He wanted to stop in East Texas. So he took a Buick that I bought.

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John]

And he left it in the hotel. He told me. Oh, da, da, da. Long story Short, this is 12 years ago. I've never seen the Buick again. He lost my Buick.

[Bobbo]

What?

[John]

I take it him to my honey lease.

[Bobbo]

Maybe that's why he doesn't want to be your friend. He lost your car?

[John]

Yeah. Mike Rosen lost my car.

[Baba]

Yeah. He's not so bad about it.

[John]

It's just when you. When you think about all the experiences you have with somebody and they didn't add you as a friend on Facebook.

[Bobbo]

That'S a great story. We tell it again later. John Clay Wolf Show's coming right back.

[Baba]

We'll be back with more John Clay Wolf, plus music from Avenged Sevenfold, Stone Temple Pilots and more next on 97. 1, the Eagle.

[John]

Sa.

[John Clay Wolf]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio Studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up now. 800-800-Rode. Or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

[John]

When you say. What do you mean?

[Baba]

Well, I mean, you know, there's a certain kind of people, man, that complain all the time. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

[John]

I can't tell if the ratings, if they're complaining or if they're normal. I just did. Total population, 18 plus during the time slot.

[Baba]

Huh?

[Michael]

What are you talking about?

[John]

Listenership.

[Bobbo]

Okay, good, bad, up, down.

[John]

Oh, good. The Dallas show. The ratings doubled the first month.

[Bobbo]

Wow. Wow.

[John]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

That's impressive.

[Baba]

That ought to be worth some Black Sabbath tickets.

[John]

We ought to say that on the Eagle Show. Better save this for that.

[Baba]

My golly, I will.

[John]

Eagle Show. Because right now we're on.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. We had, like, a host that would have come in and be prepared for the Dallas show.

[John]

Well, I. I spilled coffee all over myself.

[Michael]

Yeah, boy, did you.

[Bobbo]

We're five minutes in. He spills hot coffee all over and then says the big S word. Loud, loud. Right in the mic. Couldn't do.

[John]

You could do it off, Mike. We had to dump it out slow motion. It was a crash. It was an accident. I dumped a half a gallon of half copy, half copy. Sorry. Sorry, everyone. I'm having a stroke. I'll be right back momentarily. Oh, now this blood clot is off my brain. Hot coffee. Yeah. I soiled myself. I sold my britches. I'm talking to you naked. I took my pants off, and I do have my underwear on.

[Baba]

Why you got your pants off? That's nasty, baby.

[John]

They're wet.

[Baba]

Yo. Nasty baby. Those crisis moments that were precious over the years on this program. If people who just started listening. I know there are a lot in Houston that are really just. Is still growing. You know that time you shot the old boy in the eye with the. With the B12 chem tool? That was precious.

[Michael]

Were you here, J.D.

[Bobbo]

I was here.

[Baba]

That was awesome.

[Bobbo]

That was great. I was sitting right by. Going again, everything slowed down. Just like with the copy is like, don't spray him in the eye.

[John]

I. I did not know that. It was a projectile. Like, we were pushing Berryman's B12 chemist. They were a sponsor of the show. And Kent was talking this and that. Kent Montgomery from Van Tyle. I said, look, it works great. If you get a sniff off of it, you might catch a buzz. And I sprayed it at him and it came out like hornet spray.

[Bobbo]

But you don't.

[Baba]

You blocked this out because as you sprayed it, you said, get you some, buddy.

[Bobbo]

He did. He did. He did.

[Baba]

The guy goes. He was like Arnold Schwarzenegger being.

[Bobbo]

Twice.

[Baba]

Ran to the bathroom and he's shoving water in his eyes. Just like, shut it off.

[Bobbo]

Go to break. Go to break.

[Michael]

Me and Baba were looking at each.

[John]

Other like, should we laugh?

[Bobbo]

Do we still have that audio? Actually, we just replayed it. That's okay. Propane.

[John]

God. That was. Do you have it?

[Michael]

You think I have to dig it up somewhere?

[John]

Oh, that'd be worth it.

[Michael]

I knew you didn't want to play it for a while because you felt really bad, like you might have blinded.

[John]

Yeah, yeah. He's one of my best friends.

[Baba]

It is dangerous. If you had lit his face on fire right there.

[Bobbo]

It would have cost you.

[John]

Did you see the bartender on the Internet who poured the shot on the guy and lit it. It burned his head off. He didn't burn it off. It engulfed his head. His whole upper body. Torso inflamed.

[Bobbo]

I've seen a lot of those. That's. Now, that's funny.

[Baba]

You were so near to it, to a disaster that day, man. But that made great radio is what I'm talking about. Those little crisis moments.

[John]

Yeah, radio gold.

[Michael]

We'll hear the coffee spill later, too. I'll pull it.

[John]

8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234. 800, 800 radio. We have a huge story for the show today.

[Baba]

Can I get you some, buddy?

[John]

We do on my run sheet. I've got Jared.

[Bobbo]

Nigga, no, we're not going to talk about. God. What is wrong with you?

[John]

No.

[Baba]

You got what written down?

[Bobbo]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jared.

[John]

N. No.

[Bobbo]

What is that?

[John]

Subway guy.

[Baba]

It's got to be a nickname.

[Bobbo]

No, it's not. It's Jared Fogel from Subway.

[John]

I wrote it down like this would remind me of the guy that beat.

[Bobbo]

He was attacked by a guy named Steven, whose last name happens to be Nig.

[Baba]

What?

[Bobbo]

He pushed Fogle down and then unloaded that.

[Baba]

Hold on, hold on. Wait, wait, wait.

[Bobbo]

Me? What kind of name?

[Baba]

It's just a name, white boy.

[John]

You ever had a beat down, Nick?

[Bobbo]

Stop, stop.

[Baba]

Is this a Greek guy? What kind of name is that?

[John]

He's a Canadian.

[Baba]

He was.

[Bobbo]

He's a Canadian. Anyway, he's a Canadian. I don't know. But he beat. He beat up Jared Fogel. Now Jared Fogel's in a minimum security.

[John]

Beat up Jared Fog.

[Bobbo]

Not hard at all.

[John]

The guy, he's soft, dude.

[Bobbo]

He didn't kill him. He just. He blooded his nose. Gave him some scratches. He said he did it for all the families of the kids that Jared supposedly.

[John]

You're darn right. Give him a sphincter wrestling.

[Baba]

You're darn right. Are you Fogel? I'm here to beat your ass because of what you done to those kids, eh?

[Bobbo]

His family said they are not surprised with what Nick did. We're told. Stevens, stop laughing. That's the guy's name. Steven's kiss. Because he is upset because many of the child sex predators are housed in the low security facility and Fogle was just the last straw. And Fogel, by the way, said he got tired of seeing Fogel spend his money. So apparently he has money in there on extra food and security. So Fogle has paid people to watch his back.

[Baba]

So this was the one Nig that he really didn't want to see this particular.

[Bobbo]

I'm going to ignore you.

[John]

This is the one nigga didn't want to f with.

[Baba]

He just messed with the wrong nig.

[Bobbo]

I want you guys to stop. I'm going to ask you once and I'm going to hit you. Okay?

[John]

He just picked the wrong Steven to mess with.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, okay.

[Baba]

So bad luck.

[Bobbo]

Steve, Steven, I'm going to stop talking to both of you now. Throw that story away. We're going to go.

[Michael]

I just don't understand why J.D. ryan would find that story.

[Bobbo]

There's no reason for me to find anything interesting at all.

[Baba]

I wonder why.

[John]

Jerry, Good morning. You're on the air. God.

[Caller]

Hey, what's going on, guys? Just wanted to find out if my car is worth anything after I take the dead bodies out of the trunk.

[Baba]

Usually. Yeah, usually.

[Caller]

All right, call me up for breezes. Don't worry.

[John]

What have you got?

[Caller]

I got it. I got a 2010 Mazda CX7. It's black with 100,000 miles, four cylinder, moonroof, rear view camera in really good shape.

[John]

I thought those were six cylinders.

[Caller]

No, they have four and six. Okay, I cheaped out.

[John]

So it's cloth?

[Caller]

Yeah, it's cloth.

[John]

Charlie Willowsworth. I hadn't bought one in two weeks and I forgot. Are they four grand or six grand?

[Michael]

I was communicating downline. What was it?

[John]

Question. I don't know.

[Baba]

There's not a lot of trunk there, is it?

[John]

Well, no, it's a SUV. It's a CX7, right?

[Caller]

Yeah, it's like the. It's the smaller version of the CX9. It's a little crossover.

[John]

The 9 is what I'm thinking about.

[Michael]

It's the larger one.

[John]

The 9 is the bigger one. Let me look it up real quick. I'm thinking four gram. Let me look. CX7. Four cylinder, two wheel drive. Dead bodies. Pink floor.

[Bobbo]

Two.

[Caller]

Two dead bodies.

[Bobbo]

Two dead bodies.

[John]

Does it have hubcaps or alloy wheels?

[Baba]

Bodies hit the floor.

[John]

Alloy is a touring or a sport. Who knows?

[Caller]

It's sport.

[John]

What difference does it really make in the world of Ch? Chinese 100,000 mile. Oh, they're not Chinese or Japanese. Okay, that's fine. Let's meet in the middle like they did in that country song between your house and mine and just do five grand.

[Caller]

Okay, cool.

[John]

Thanks. Go to givemetheven.com. load it up. We'll get you paid. If it's what you say it is. I'm sure it is.

[Baba]

Pay him. Pay that man his money.

[John]

8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234. 800, 800 radio.

[Baba]

Our listeners are so cool.

[John]

They are cool.

[Baba]

You know, guy calls in, he's got a car, of course, legitimately. But he's also got a story. You gotta love that, man. Yeah, I do. I know I do. And it's a story without any racial undertones.

[John]

J.D.

[Bobbo]

Oh, my Lord.

[John]

Well, how did I get involved?

[Bobbo]

I read this story.

[Baba]

Ladies and gentlemen, the Grand Dragon.

[Bobbo]

Really? Is this appropriate?

[Baba]

I'm just kidding.

[John]

I asked people on my Facebook page, and you can add me as a friend. John Claywolf for John Claywolf Show. What do we need to talk about? I've got material.

[Bobbo]

John's doing a show prep on Facebook.

[John]

I love it. Chick Diggler. Who is a Dirk Diggler? Chick. He came in the studio one time about three years ago. Do you remember that guy who was flying through? He's from Houston. He was flying to Cleveland, and he did a layover in dfw. And he said, can I come sit in the studio with you guys? I'm a big fan. And we had him come in. He was a great guy. And he still listens to us up in Cleveland.

[Bobbo]

Wow.

[John]

But he said, just retell the story of seeing your old girlfriend in the Colorado strip club.

[Bobbo]

That's a good one.

[John]

That's the best.

[Bobbo]

That's the best. That's a great story. You went up there just to see her?

[Michael]

I said that on the Eagle. I don't know.

[John]

No. So we oughta. Well, you know what? We had to give 30 minutes this morning to Bob O's alternator.

[Michael]

Yeah.

[John]

No one knows about this. I had all these big plans, but.

[Baba]

Well, you asked me anyway.

[John]

I did ask you, but I didn't ask you to go on for 15 minutes about an alternator on a 200 car.

[Baba]

Well, what was your girlfriend's name that you saw in Colorado? Christine Pollock.

[John]

I can't say because I don't want to defame her stripperness on public airwaves for those. But I will say that she was a little Pam Anderson wannabe with money, and her daddy was rich, and she got on the junk. And not the junk, but the toot. Is that we call it, dude. Yeah. She moved up. She told her parents she's gonna go be a ski instructor in Vail.

[Baba]

Oh, yeah.

[John]

She was stripping at the.

[Bobbo]

But you had a friend tell you this. You. And you had to fly up there to see it. Yeah.

[John]

Here's the truth.

[Baba]

And she did experience a lot of Fresh snow cover.

[Bobbo]

Oh, here we go. We have truth. Now tell us.

[John]

My wife at the time, yes. Her dad's got a jet and they were going to Denver. And I had a guy that works for me go to Denver to go buy cars. And I said, I'm gonna. You can jump on the my in laws jet and get a ride up there. Go buy these cars. But after you're done that night, I want you to go to the Golden God. What's the place called?

[Bobbo]

Doesn't matter.

[Baba]

Denver.

[John]

The.

[Baba]

The strip bar, Golden Nugget.

[John]

I think that's it.

[Baba]

Yeah.

[John]

Okay. It is.

[Baba]

It's on, on the end.

[John]

I heard that this girl that he knew is working there. Cuz I had another friend tell me from a friend about a week before that that this was going on. So I arranged for an employee to be transported to Denver to verify her presence as a stripper in the strip club. He called me and said, I've got the red Suburban with the Texas plates and Mac Churchill dealership, all Fort Worth stuff. I said that. I said, does it have a gray bottom? Yes. Okay. She's been stepped down by her parents. If she's driving mama's old Suburban. Now, we've got problems. We're going to give you transportation, but we're not going to keep you in a new BMW for three years anymore. Like, okay. Oh, I know her mom's not at the Strip Car in Denver.

[Bobbo]

So you're perceiving what car she's driving, as to how she's doing socially, socioeconomically.

[John]

So he went in there looking for it. He couldn't find her.

[Bobbo]

That's great.

[John]

Then she found him and she said to him, I know why you're here, John. John sent you.

[Bobbo]

Really? So she knew.

[John]

She knew. So he. He gives me, you know, the blue horseshoe, loves Anacott Steel call.

[Bobbo]

Right, right, right.

[John]

And I'm like, cool. He said she was pretty skittish.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John]

So I get in my airplane, there's a lot of flying going on. I got a little one. Well, the next week. And I need to go to the Denver Auto auction too.

[Baba]

You gotta go.

[John]

So that night I'm in there to see this for myself. And I'm in the corner with glasses on and a hat, trying to be creepy, and I can't find her. And then I feel this tap, tap, tap on my shoulder.

[Bobbo]

There she is.

[John]

And she said, it's been 7 GD years. I knew you'd be up here after I saw Trent in here last week. I knew you'd be right Here. I said, baby, I just wanted to come see you. It's been a while.

[Baba]

How is she looking?

[John]

Pretty damn good.

[Baba]

Yeah, pretty damn good.

[Bobbo]

You pay for her dance?

[John]

No, I did not get to see her dance.

[Baba]

There was that about.

[John]

I don't know. I mean, I've seen her dance plenty, but not. Not at the strip club.

[Bobbo]

Right, Right.

[John]

But she had on the heels. Dude, this chick had a body, Jack. I mean, the body Kiana from espn. No, she's a Robit's instructor. A very. Oh. Like her. Her.

[Bobbo]

Her.

[John]

Her endowment up top is like, almost one. Naturally.

[Bobbo]

Wow. Just naturally.

[John]

Like unibob.

[Bobbo]

Right.

[John]

I mean, in there, she's got a voodoo booty.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John]

A six pack. And these boobs that were like. You'd swear they were fake and they weren't. It was ridiculous.

[Bobbo]

Making a lot of money.

[John]

It was ridiculous.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John]

So. But she had a barbed wire tattoo around her.

[Bobbo]

Do you want to do that?

[John]

Now? This girl was a debutante. Yeah. In Fort Worth.

[Bobbo]

I can see. Our parents wouldn't be private school girl.

[John]

Went to SMU and then graduated from tcu. Right. She's stripping in. I was like, what the.

[Bobbo]

What are you doing?

[Baba]

It is the nicest place in Denver, though.

[John]

So I was sitting there with her having drinks for three. It really is a nice place. I was sitting there for three hours. We were having drinks and. And her new boyfriend came in.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John]

And we kept talking, and he's a pretty clean cut guy. Like, not a stripper boyfriend. It's weird, right? Then she gets drunk and she's like. And he gets mad and starts fighting with her, and he leaves. It's been seven years and you're still ruining my life.

[Bobbo]

Oh, it's your fault that they're fighting. I see.

[John]

Because he was getting mad because I was in there.

[Bobbo]

Well, he's not supposed to be there.

[John]

I agree.

[Bobbo]

Most clubs don't let the boyfriend come in.

[John]

Well, I don't know what the prostitution rules are at the Golden Nugget in Denver.

[Bobbo]

Hell, yeah.

[John]

But I can tell you that the boyfriend wasn't up to code. We'll be right back. All right, darling, can't you see my.

[Bobbo]

Signals turn from green to red?

[John]

And with you, I can see a traffic jam straight up ahead. You are just, like, so hard to get through to you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the john clay wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1-800-800-rode. This is the john clay wolf show.

[John]

So we're on in Dallas, Me, Houston, Louisiana, right now, and not Dallas. Correct. And we'll be joining Dallas. Like in how long? 30 minutes?

[Michael]

No, less than that.

[John]

Like, how long?

[Michael]

45. We'll be back on with him.

[John]

Okay. Good morning, J.D.

[Bobbo]

Morning, John. Good morning, Babo. Good morning, Michael.

[John]

So, Bob, you like the stripper story?

[Baba]

I do, man. I think that's, you know, people love stories, John.

[John]

Is it the Golden Nugget?

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Baba]

It's right on the end of Speer Boulevard. If you go from downtown Denver, if you go west northwest on Spear Boulevard, that's where the long, long bridge is. Golden Nugget is the last thing in downtown you see before you get onto that big, long bridge.

[Bobbo]

Why do you know?

[John]

Now, wait a minute. Here's what's weird, is I think he's right.

[Baba]

I'm absolutely always right.

[Bobbo]

How do you know that?

[John]

Golden Nugget cabaret? Not the one in Lake Charles, not the casino. Wait a minute.

[Baba]

Now this is in Denver.

[John]

Hang on. Now you got me wondering. Maybe we should just go back up there and see if she's back.

[Bobbo]

No. Let's go.

[Michael]

Well, she'd be a lot older, wouldn't she?

[John]

She would. She would. I saw a picture of her on Facebook. Now she's moved to California.

[Baba]

Oh, yeah.

[John]

And she's back driving a new Audi. Like in the big one. Yeah. So parents are back on. She'll be making movies and she's. No, no. Parents are real wealthy.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John]

And she's surfing. She lives in Santa Monica. She puts up her pictures of her surfing with her with her surfboard on top of her Audi and her dog in her Body Club bathing suit. And she still looks the same in the body glove bathing suit that she did back in the day.

[Michael]

So she went from the toot to the pot. That's what it sounds like.

[John]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John]

Life of a Rich stripper. Yeah. By. I can't say her name.

[Baba]

You'd be proud of me, JD Because I have a whole story of exactly why I know all about the Golden Nugget in Denver. And I didn't even go into it.

[Bobbo]

You didn't go into it because John chastised you for storytelling.

[Baba]

You're welcome.

[Michael]

For those that don't know, we found out why Baba wasn't here last week.

[John]

God Almighty.

[Baba]

Did long story, short. Car trouble.

[John]

Yes.

[Michael]

Hey, there it is.

[Baba]

No, but I mean, I'm 60 miles out, so.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John]

Hey, here we go.

[Baba]

You know, it can happen. Why didn't you call? Well, I didn't have my phone with me when I broke. See, this is where it turns into a story.

[John]

But no, you.

[Bobbo]

You're.

[John]

You're hitting the high points.

[Baba]

You're getting it done, cuz you ask me anyway.

[John]

Getting it done.

[Baba]

Yeah.

[Michael]

But still didn't want to call us?

[John]

No.

[Bobbo]

No.

[Baba]

Well, it's lucky. And you never get to say this, but I was so lucky that I had picked up that hitchhiker.

[Michael]

Oh, that's right.

[Baba]

He was a weird guy. He was all mad about that Jared guy from Subway.

[Bobbo]

Oh, my Lord.

[Michael]

What was his name?

[Baba]

You know his name was.

[Bobbo]

No, we don't care. No one cares what his name was.

[John]

Was it Steven's cousin Chris you picked up?

[Michael]

Chris?

[John]

Chris Nigg is not in buoy.

[Bobbo]

Dude, stop.

[John]

That's that brother from. That's that tall, skinny brother from Stop 6 and his uncle is. They call him Arthur. Arthritis.

[Baba]

Arthritis.

[Bobbo]

Have you ever seen.

[Baba]

You know, like in the movies when Clint Eastwood gets kind of starts getting angry?

[John]

So white.

[Baba]

When I said that, it's a bit.

[John]

Of a twitch when the black guys say. It sounds so much better.

[Baba]

I know. I wonder why every time JD Says that guy's name, his eye gets that little Clint Eastwood.

[Bobbo]

No, it doesn't. I don't know.

[John]

Somebody's calling. Do we answer?

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John]

It's probably your boss.

[Bobbo]

Probably your boss.

[John]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. I finally got invited to something at the ESPN World in Houston.

[Bobbo]

Really?

[Baba]

Wow.

[John]

Got an invitation to a gal's house for some Final Four party. What? We ought to go crash it.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, we should.

[Michael]

Wait a minute. That doesn't sound like a normal type of invite. Yeah, like a radio show event.

[John]

I don't know.

[Bobbo]

It's at somebody's house. She likes you. I bet she likes you.

[John]

Well, I bitched enough about never getting invited to the Christmas party.

[Bobbo]

Oh, so they wanted.

[John]

She felt bad.

[Bobbo]

So they want to invite you to something that's not a station event so you won't feel bad. And you get there and it's just you and her.

[John]

What a. What a. No, it's the owner's. Who's her?

[Bobbo]

I don't know. I thought you said it was some chicks.

[John]

David Gao. He owns the station.

[Michael]

Okay, well, maybe that was pretty bad event right there.

[John]

I got invited over to Brenda's house. My rep. TV dinners and chicken and biscuits.

[Bobbo]

You never know.

[John]

We're gonna watch wrestling.

[Bobbo]

Okay, we're not gonna do that anymore. You hear? The Longhorns lost last night at the buzzer?

[Michael]

Man, they did.

[Bobbo]

North Iowa Panthers 75, 72 victory over the number six Longhorns.

[Michael]

The buzzer March Madness has been awesome.

[Baba]

Texas teams are having a hard Time this year, though.

[Michael]

Except for Stephen F. Austin. The Lumberjacks.

[John]

Yeah, they won.

[Michael]

They. Another upset.

[Baba]

So what happened to A and M? A and M play.

[Michael]

Yeah, they won two. Yeah, they won.

[Bobbo]

John just checked out. You know, you don't care about March Madness. No.

[John]

Basketball.

[Baba]

Don't be laying none of your basketball on me, dog.

[John]

There's a lot of people who like it. Oh, it's great.

[Michael]

Grambling game sport, too. March Madness. Everybody's.

[Bobbo]

The illegal gambling is in the billions and the lost productivity is in the hundred million dollar range.

[Caller]

Probably.

[Bobbo]

That's what they say.

[Michael]

Oh, I used to be bad. Real bad. I'd have like 10 brackets filled out and stuff.

[Bobbo]

What is up with that?

[John]

I need to get into it sounds fun. Because I don't care at all.

[Baba]

You're still bad. I'll bet you got. I'll bet you got money on horse racing and on the east coast already today.

[John]

I know I don't. Jeremy. 15 Mustang GT with 15. Is it leather? Cloth?

[Caller]

Leather.

[John]

Automatic or stacked?

[Caller]

Performance package?

[John]

Yeah.

[Baba]

Oh, boy.

[John]

Leather stick. I mean, I'm sorry. Automatic or stick? Not leather. Stick. And you've got an 11F150 with 105. So you're gonna trade these cars in, Right?

[Caller]

Right. I'm hoping to trade them in on a new F150.

[John]

Okay, well, here's what I want you to do. Put them both in givemetheven.com and are the guys. They've got. They took your phone number, didn't they? So they can call you back. Did you give him a good number or a bogus one?

[Caller]

I got a good one.

[John]

Okay. Then they'll call you back and they'll get. I don't have time to bid two cars on the air right now, but we can line you up with a dealership that's in our network and get pricing on the new. On the trade and also. What. Where do you live?

[Caller]

Decatur, Texas.

[John]

I know where that is.

[Baba]

Decatur, Texas.

[John]

You want to.

[Michael]

Did you pick up Bobbo the other day?

[John]

Have you been listening for a while this morning? Did you hear Bobbo's stupid story about breaking down in Bowie.

[Caller]

About 10 minutes ago?

[John]

You didn't miss anything.

[Baba]

Broke down in Boyd.

[John]

This rig's worth 28, 27. 2827 grand on the Mustang and the. The truck. We'll get. We'll get to it offline, but I've got plenty of four dealers I can hook you up with, and we'll get your trade in. Straighten out before you go in there because you want to trade it in because you're gonna lose your tax credits if you don't. If you just sell it to me and then go buy a new one, you're gonna lose your tax credits, right? And that's a thousand bucks at least. Okay.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John]

Got it. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. DAR now.

[Caller]

Hello, Daryl. Yes, Daryl.

[John]

Daryl has 08. Fusion is a six cylinder or an eight or a four.

[Caller]

It's a. It's a V6.

[John]

Leather, cloth.

[Caller]

Cloth interior.

[John]

Okay. Sunroof, yes or no?

[Caller]

No sunroof, no.

[John]

Average rough or clean?

[Caller]

Average. What?

[John]

Average. Rough or clean condition?

[Caller]

Oh, it's clean condition. I've had leather seat covers over. Over the front seats ever since I've owned it.

[John]

Where you be staying, honey?

[Caller]

I'm sorry, where am I at? Where do I live?

[John]

Where you be staying? Yes, sir.

[Caller]

Yeah, I'm in the Saginaw area. North Fort Worth.

[John]

Do you ever. Do you ever go over to Springtown and get some meth?

[Caller]

No. No. I know people that might, though.

[Baba]

They got it pretty well covered in Saginaws.

[John]

Do they owe Saginaw to any help?

[Caller]

No, Saginaw is a clean town.

[Baba]

Come on now. Oh, it sure is. Yeah.

[Caller]

Saginaw PD is the finest in the metroplex.

[Baba]

I believe that. I believe that.

[John]

You go up to Boat Club Road, to the little old harbor. One restaurant, have a cocktail on the deck and watch the band.

[Caller]

Ah, you're talking about the flight.

[John]

The flight. Hey, did you know there's a secret room up there?

[Caller]

I do. There's a. You go behind the bookcase, he's a tweaker. You go up to a smoker's lounge, he's a tweaker.

[Baba]

That's where the meth is hiding.

[Caller]

I'm not a. I'm actually. I ride a bike.

[Baba]

I'm.

[Caller]

I'm a group leader of a motorcycle group and sport bikes. And we. We frequent different. Different locations.

[Baba]

Well, surely there's no speed being used among that. But.

[Caller]

That'S the only speed I use.

[Baba]

Come on. There are a thousand stories in the shadow of that giant grain elevator man. Saginaw, Texas.

[John]

All right. 2500 to 3 grand trains for them. Really?

[Caller]

Yeah. I work for a company called Trinity.

[Baba]

You had a lot of energy, didn't you, Babo?

[John]

Shut up, Bobbo.

[Caller]

We're frequently drunk.

[John]

Turn it off. I gotta move this call on to the next topic to keep the flow going. Okay. I'm sorry about that, Daryl. 2500 to three grand.

[Caller]

Okay, thank you.

[Baba]

That'll buy a lot of sure. Gel Darrell.

[Bobbo]

Now.

[Baba]

He's right. Saginaw really is kind of a squeaky clean town.

[John]

Oh, God. Nowadays we have longer segments on this show. So I'm really just trying to tap on you to get you back prepared for when we come back. We. We listen. We're sitting on a 10 station deal. Let me, let me, let me, let me, let me look in your eyes.

[Bobbo]

That's exciting.

[Baba]

Well then we would be good all the time.

[John]

Well, we've got to be. And we've got to tighten up for it. And I just got a text message from the national program director of iHeartMedia.

[Baba]

Excellent.

[John]

They're listening this morning.

[Baba]

Excellent.

[John]

So if you can't do right, then shut up.

[Baba]

If I can't do right?

[John]

Yeah. We gotta pace it right and be. We gotta be good today.

[Baba]

That's all right home. Because look at me. You're looking at Bobbo Catbo.

[John]

He sent us a text.

[Baba]

AM radio.

[John]

Y' all sound great this morning, but I. I disagree.

[Michael]

Don't overthink it.

[John]

I think we can.

[Michael]

John. This is when you get tight. When you start overthinking, be the ball.

[John]

Do I need to go in the bathroom and knock one out?

[Michael]

Yes, you do, John.

[Bobbo]

Be the ball.

[Baba]

You just need to get the baby.

[John]

Batter off the brain.

[Baba]

Randall. Pink Floyd wants you to do.

[Bobbo]

Man.

[John]

Excuse me while I knock this out.

[Baba]

I wouldn't. I wouldn't have gone there. That's really far. JD's gonna cry.

[John]

800, 800. Seven two, three.

[Baba]

He meant he was allegedly gonna knock one out.

[John]

Have you ever done that before? A date?

[Baba]

No, sir. No, sir.

[Michael]

Well, yeah.

[John]

You never done it.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John]

When you needed to go where.

[Baba]

Where I come from, that is a date.

[John]

You're being funny. Give this man his money. Damn. Finally.

[Baba]

I'm not proud.

[Bobbo]

You know the coolest part about missing a tooth is I can whistle better.

[John]

You sound like a tard. 800-800-723-4.

[Baba]

Allegedly.

[John]

800800 radio. I'm gonna get hate mail.

[Bobbo]

You are gonna get hate mail.

[John]

I leave you down this beautiful path.

[Bobbo]

And you take a crap on it.

[John]

I always get hate mail.

[Baba]

This morning's segment of quality programming is powered by [e-mail] we'll buy your car today.

[Michael]

Nice reset, right?

[John]

Are we out of time? Please.

[Michael]

We got time.

[Bobbo]

Stayed over. Please.

[Baba]

Because that's what I do. Stephen.

[John]

My pants. My legs are still wet from spilling all that coffee.

[Bobbo]

I know. You hear Don Henley said the Eagles are done. They're not going to tour Anymore.

[John]

I thought they were done before they.

[Bobbo]

Were going to know they were still touring.

[Baba]

No, I saw them just last year in Austin, man. It was still a hell of a live show.

[Bobbo]

But I think they should do one more as a tribute to Glenn. To Glenn. They're not. Then this week, Don Henley said, nope, we're out. We're done. And we're like, yeah, it would sell so huge.

[John]

Do that hologram thing. Screw all that. Let's. Let's talk amongst us. Screw the cars. I want to talk to y'.

[Bobbo]

All.

[John]

Because we never get. I'm so busy during the week. I'm like a speed freak.

[Bobbo]

I know.

[John]

And I have. I can't communicate.

[Bobbo]

We've noticed.

[John]

I know. Now I forget what I was going to say.

[Baba]

I think. I think you communicate damn well.

[Bobbo]

You want to talk?

[Baba]

John will give me those. Those obligatory calls at the house, you know, at night sometimes.

[John]

I want to talk to you about this show. So in Austin and in San Antonio, we're looking at doing it on country stations. Oh. So how is this gonna fit in on a country station?

[Michael]

I think it'd be fine.

[Bobbo]

I don't totally. It'll be fine.

[Michael]

Why do I think your accent alone will think, hey, this boy is just like me?

[John]

It's perfect.

[Bobbo]

Listen, the way people use radio now, it's. Think of an ipod. What does the average person have on an ipod? They'll have country, they'll have rock, they'll have.

[John]

Stevie Wonder.

[Bobbo]

And you're not gonna burn. You're not gonna burn anybody off.

[Michael]

No.

[John]

And in Austin, it's very transsexual listening. Lots of crossover.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[Baba]

No, Lola, we'll have a lot less trouble with your racial innuendos, JD because.

[Bobbo]

On a country station, I don't have any.

[Baba]

Racial people aren't as uptight.

[Bobbo]

We'll say I don't have any.

[Baba]

That kind of thing.

[Bobbo]

Racial, you know, overtones. Except you. I'm about here to call you, but.

[John]

If I heard this, maybe I. I don't listen to country radio at all. I hate it. I listen in Houston. I listen to 97 1, the country legend with Merle and all that.

[Bobbo]

Let me tell you what.

[John]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobbo]

Country.

[John]

New country. I can.

[Baba]

Nothing.

[John]

I know nothing. So will we fit?

[Bobbo]

Yes. Totally. Totally. Because new new country is really pop. It's pop rock.

[Michael]

Yep. Even a little hip hop.

[John]

Do they wear Rocky still?

[Bobbo]

No.

[John]

I quit listening to country when Rockies went out.

[Bobbo]

Wow.

[Baba]

No, all the. All the guy singers are wearing girly jeans.

[John]

My la. My last any attention to country was close. Clint Black.

[Bobbo]

Oh, my Lord. He's still around, by the way.

[John]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

We're gonna have some tickets to give away to Clint Black on this show.

[John]

Dwight.

[Bobbo]

He's coming to Houston.

[John]

1990, 91, 92. That was the end of country for me. And then ever since then, I listen to the old stuff.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, that's good stuff.

[Baba]

Yeah. 94, 95. The answer to your question killed it in 94.

[Bobbo]

It's gonna be great.

[John]

Garth Brooks killed country.

[Bobbo]

Oh, he did not. No. And Brian put the. And final.

[John]

Toby Keith helped.

[Bobbo]

He didn't want Toby Keith.

[John]

How did Toby Keith help?

[Bobbo]

He's very country.

[John]

He helped kill it.

[Bobbo]

He didn't know how. He's country.

[John]

Big ass, dumb yellow in a red solo cup in my old hoe have you ever heard the old mild hoe?

[Baba]

Yeah, yeah, yeah have you ever heard the old urban legend?

[John]

Not woman like the hoe.

[Michael]

He's.

[John]

He's raking with the hoe. He's farming with the hoe. Mild hoe. It's stupid. It has a lot of innuendo.

[Bobbo]

I think he's Toby Keith. Yeah. I never heard of it.

[Baba]

There's a rumor going around that he's actually a woman. Have you ever heard that?

[Bobbo]

No, that's not a rumor. Seriously? No, it's not. Come up here to beat your ass.

[Baba]

I know he's got kind of a lowish voice for a woman, but.

[John]

You got 16 or you really out?

[Michael]

No, we're really out here.

[John]

I mean, is that the right countdown? You're freaking out like you got. Like you've got a disability.

[Baba]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show, powered by gimmetheven.com.

[John]

Next to the main stage. It's disability. The one arm stripper. Yeah, guys, she lost it in that accident, but she still got the curves. We'll be right back.