#40 John Clay Wolfe Show 4-23-16 Hour 1

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show — Episode #40 (Hour 1)

Date: April 23, 2016 | Summary by: [Expert Podcast Summarizer]

Episode Overview

This energetic episode of The John Clay Wolfe Show is a whirlwind of irreverent banter covering celebrity news (with a focus on Prince’s death), humorous car culture stories, classic rock and roll talk, raunchy comedy bits, listener call-ins for car appraisals, and insider looks into the radio and car buying businesses. The tone is fast-paced, uncensored, and deeply tongue-in-cheek, with much of the content riffing on current events, music icons, and life behind the wheel — all filtered through the comedic chaos of the JCW crew.

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Key Segments & Insights

1. Starbucks, Drive-Thrus & Radio Celebrity Problems

[00:38–02:54]

• John opens up about his "issues in drive-thru lines" — particularly being late for radio and trying to get his Starbucks order quickly.
• The team rib him for feeling "too important" as a radio guy ("I'm on the radio!" — [01:12]), leading to playful bickering about his interactions.
• Quote:
  • “It’s not her fault you’re late… It’s not her responsibility that you can’t get out of bed on time and get your ass in your truck.” – [C, 00:59]

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2. Seinfeld Movie Trailer & Washed-Up Star Jokes

[02:56–04:28]

• The crew discusses a rumored upcoming Seinfeld movie, questioning the wisdom of reviving old hits.
• JD jokes about fading fame:
  • “Would I be on this show on Saturday morning if my career wasn’t over?” — [C, 03:58]
• Banter about radio careers, local Dallas media figures, and general self-deprecation.

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3. Prince Tribute: His Death, Music, & Legacy

[05:04–13:51, recurring throughout]

• The show gives extended attention to the death of Prince (noted as “allegedly” at first).
• They recall his prolific genius as a guitarist and performer, including his legendary Rock & Roll Hall of Fame solo (“He does things with that instrument that it really wasn’t designed to do.” — [D, 05:26]).
• Play audio from Prince’s Hall of Fame performance.
• Share the famous Eric Clapton quote:
  • “What’s it like to be the world’s greatest guitar player?”
    “I don’t know, you’d have to ask Prince.” — [C/A, 07:03]

Wallace Edwards’ Outrageous Prince “Backstory”

[08:25–12:41]

• The “Wallace Edwards” character spins a tall tale: Prince performed at a honky-tonk in Burleson, Texas, in 1979, leading to an affair with a barmaid, “Candy Korn”. This "relationship" is fabricated as the source of Kelly Clarkson's prodigious musical talent.
• Edwards' over-the-top eulogy satires small-town legends, race, and music gene theories:
  • “From a strictly technical aspect, if one simply analyzes the size of that ass over the square root of that voice, it all makes sense.” — [D, 12:20]
• The segment wraps in comedic disbelief at how far the bit goes.

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4. Discussion: Cars, Carpool Culture, and Car Jingles

[13:00–21:54]

• John pivots back to car talk: taking calls, discussing car buying and selling, and making fun of carpool line stereotypes (Range Rovers breaking down at private schools).
• Relevant Quotes:
  • “If you drive a Range Rover out of warranty, you’re in high risk mode.” — [A, 21:05]
  • “There ought to be a button… when it goes over 50,000 miles, the warranty clips off: High Risk Mode.” — [A, 21:08]
• The recurring “givemethevin.com” jingle and riffs about re-singing it (including in the style of various musical icons) become a running gag.
• Internal jokes about expanding JCW’s radio network, affiliate changes, moving to new markets, and hiring practices in the auto business.

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5. The Prince Sex & Censorship Legacy

[16:55–18:27]

• The team revisits Prince’s raunchy, boundary-pushing persona, and the infamous “Parental Advisory” sticker prompted by songs like "Darling Nikki."
• “He’s the reason that [the Parental Advisory sticker] came out.” — [C, 17:45]

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6. Top 10 Johnny Manziel Experiences (Comedy Bit)

[25:16–27:05]

• The crew reads a deliberately vulgar “Top 10” list about Johnny Manziel’s future mishaps, lampooning celebrity falls from grace.
• Notable line:
  • “Number 10: What a grown man tastes like.” — [C, 25:37]

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7. Listener Car Appraisals (Classic Wolf Segment)

[27:05–29:23, 49:11–51:02, etc.]

• Callers phone in to have their cars appraised live on air, with John bantering through vehicle details, poking fun at odd configurations, and riffing on caller personalities.
• Example:
  • “Go to givemethevin.com… push some pictures — push an interior picture and a side shot so we can see the boobs and the leg. I want to see it all.” — [A, 28:18]

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8. Prince's Influence, Celebrity Deaths, & Musicology

[29:23–38:42]

• Reactions to Prince’s death dominate the hour: speculation on cause (drug overdose, hip problems), surprise among fans – points made about his vegetarianism and supposed clean living.
• Contextualizes his loss among recent celebrity deaths (“China, the steroid wrestler… Doris Roberts… a famous guitarist... Prince” — [A, 33:13]).
• The generational shock of losing an apparently “healthy” and iconic star.

Music Industry Tidbits

• Prince’s songwriting for others ("He wrote that? This is Cindy Lauper?"), his “Breakfast Can Wait” single, and stories about his all-female bands and muses.

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9. Call-ins, Classic Rock & Comedy Bits

[38:56–45:00]

• A segment features the “Donnie Baker” Facebook comedian rant against Axl Rose joining AC/DC.
• Speculation and jokes about Brian Johnson leaving AC/DC due to health and Axl’s ability to carry rock standards.

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10. More Car Business, Hiring, & Office Culture

[45:00–47:44]

• JCW discusses their car “Buy Center,” expansion, hiring plans, demographics ("We probably need to hire some Hispanics that speak... Spanish"), and oddball interview criteria.
• Tongue-in-cheek remarks on avoiding “glory hole” situations in car sales – being used by shoppers to up their offer elsewhere.

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11. Country Music Bit & "Big City Stripper"

[51:15–57:07]

• Switch to a country music tribute (with humor typical of the show): parody performances, guitar pickin’, and singing “Big City Stripper.”
• Banter on showmanship and musicianship within the crew.
• “I like a good whore song on a Saturday morning. Wake ‘em up.” — [A, 55:49]

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12. Final Appraisals & Outtakes

[57:11–end]

• More live car appraisals with colorful commentary.
• Night-before antics with “Uncle Roy” end the hour, centering on the team’s comic struggles (filling a diesel truck with gas, uncertain hangovers, etc.).
• Closing with tongue-in-cheek toasts ("I think I'm gonna drink after the show") and a preview for more Prince humor and car deals in the second hour.

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Notable Quotes & Moments (with Timestamps)

• On late drive-thru incidents:
  • “I guarantee you I’m on the radio.” — [A, 01:58]
• On fading fame:
  • “Would I be on this show on Saturday morning if my career wasn’t over?” — [C, 03:58]
• The Eric Clapton/Prince quote:
  • “What’s it like to be the world’s greatest guitar player? I don’t know, you’d have to ask Prince.” — [C, 07:03]
• On Range Rovers breaking down:
  • “If you drive a Range Rover out of warranty, you’re in high risk mode.” — [A, 21:05]
  • “Whenever it goes over 50,000 miles, the warranty clips off. High Risk Mode!” — [A, 21:08]
• Wallace Edwards on “Princess Kelly Clarkson”:
  • “If one simply analyzes the size of that ass over the square root of that voice, it all makes sense.” — [D, 12:20]
• On Prince and sex appeal:
  • “France was a horny, horny, horny, horny man… Had bitches hanging from trees.” — [A, 17:11]
• On their infamous jingle:
  • “Sell us your car — so easy, you can do it in your underwear.” — [show recurring, [14:55] et al.]
• On being used for car appraisals:
  • “We’re not a glory hole… if I’m gonna be a glory hole, I want it quick and done.” — [A, 47:35]

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Structure & Flow

• Tone: Edgy, playful, irreverent, and fast-moving; unapologetically crass and littered with raunchy humor, inside jokes, and regional flavor.
• Cast Chemistry: Banter is dense, everyone riffs on each other’s flaws, quirks, and prior work in media or cars.
• Segments: They flow quickly from topic to topic, weaving music news, satire, listener interaction, and car business with local radio inside-baseball—a unique blend nowhere else in morning radio.

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For the First-Time Listener

This is an unfiltered, variety-based radio show where nothing is sacred: if you love classic rock, car dealership lore, celebrity gossip, and raw, occasionally risky comedy, you’ll find something to enjoy. The episode pivots on the cultural impact of Prince’s death and riffs on that legacy with endless energy. Car appraisal calls add authenticity, while the running gags about jingles, glory holes, and the quirks of Texas life keep things unpredictable.

No knowledge of previous episodes is required, but an appreciation for off-the-cuff, regionally-flavored humor is a must!

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Note:

• Ads, promos, and non-content sections have been omitted.
• To catch specific bits, refer to timestamps listed under each section above.

Transcript

[A]

Foreign.

[B]

Broadcasting. Live from the Wolf radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up now. 800. 800 radio. Or log on to gowolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

[A]

The people at Starbucks don't believe that we do radio. Because I got to yelling at them, hey, I gotta go.

[C]

Why are you yelling at people?

[A]

I didn't yell. I just like, I've gotta go. I really gotta go.

[C]

Do you realize you have issues in. In drive thru lines on a almost weekly basis?

[A]

I like the girl that I talk to every single day in the drive. I was like, I gotta go. We've got a radio show. It's not her fault. Going hooked up.

[C]

It's not her fault you're late. It's not her responsibility that you can't get out of bed on time and get your ass in your truck. Yes, yes, that's right.

[A]

I understand.

[C]

Thank you. It's not her responsibility. So you're late for an airplane. They're supposed to hold the whole airplane for you because you can't get out of bed.

[D]

Oh, I can see this now. The manager comes out, they're having a conference. Is he hurrying? There's no hurrying at Starbucks.

[A]

I gotta go. I mean, we've gotta get where? How are you gonna be on the Eagle in three minutes if you're in Fort Worth? The Eagle, the Eagles in Dallas.

[D]

Eagle, the rock that rocks.

[A]

The studio's right here in Fort Worth. Our studios.

[C]

Our studio is.

[A]

Yeah. So shout out to the helpers at the Starbucks.

[E]

Swear every, every damn week.

[C]

Mad at somebody in line somewhere. It's throwing food through the window at some place last week. Now you're Starbucks yelling at him because you're loud.

[A]

I've gotta go. I'm on the radio.

[E]

That's what he was doing.

[A]

I guarantee you I'm on the radio.

[C]

I'm important.

[A]

I'm not important. Not important.

[C]

You're not as important as this latte that I'm making for the guy behind you. It's Starbucks. They don't hurry.

[E]

Can you just imagine somebody yelling at you? I'm on the radio.

[A]

You're like, who the hell are you? I talk to these people every day, Turley. And okay, I don't tell them that. I do radio.

[C]

Okay, how about the guy you threw the food through the window at him?

[A]

Every day for years I talk to these Starbucks. Yeah, Right by them every day.

[C]

Yeah. Okay.

[A]

And I don't see you're sitting there acting like I'm bragging for years. I've never Even told them, but I'm like, listen, listen. So after knowing me for four years, like, what are you talking about? Radio. Like, I do a radio show and it starts in three minutes. I got to get this now.

[D]

Right. But the fact that you saved it for a special occasion only means that you realize deep inside that you don't hurry at Starbucks. Now, you know this, right?

[C]

He knows. He doesn't care.

[D]

Just approach it psychologically.

[A]

That's fine.

[D]

You don't hurry at Starbucks.

[A]

Hey, did you see the new Seinfeld movie that's coming out? No.

[D]

Really?

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

It looks kind of sucky.

[C]

There's a movie?

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Look at the trailer with the originals.

[A]

I need to put it up during the break on our show. Cider, if you could find it.

[C]

Put it on the originals?

[A]

Yes.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

All of them. Putty. Pity.

[D]

No.

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

You mean the Seinfeld show movie they're doing?

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Wow. Are they trying to make up for that last episode? Does that suck?

[A]

The trailer looks worse.

[C]

Worse?

[A]

Yes.

[C]

You would think Jerry would sit back and go, you know what? I got enough money. Let's not.

[A]

No, it. It isn't.

[C]

I mean, you can understand Kramer because after. Yeah.

[E]

He's got some issues.

[C]

He's got to be. He's probably working at Starbucks.

[D]

Oh, he's dying for work.

[C]

So you're on the radio. I remember when I was the star.

[A]

You do? How long has it been?

[C]

A long time. Many, many, many moons. Believe me, every time I come in.

[A]

Nothing like a big kick in the nuts right out of the gate. Good Morning Dallas.

[C]

Every time I come in to do this show, I realize I'm not a star anymore.

[D]

Hold on, J.D. let me look at your eye. Oh, he tagged you good.

[C]

Like I said, would I be on this show on Saturday morning if my career wasn't over?

[D]

My dad told me, you get mixed up with that Wolf bunch, and it's got to be nothing but heartbreak and. And broken down, decrepit debauchery. True.

[A]

Did he?

[D]

Yeah. Biggest words he's ever used.

[C]

Hey, Russ, if you're listening, I'm. I will come back.

[D]

I'm sorry.

[C]

I really am.

[A]

We said we wouldn't do that.

[C]

You're always cute. He is cute, okay? I like him.

[A]

Stop it.

[C]

I'm loving it more by the minute.

[A]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800. Hey, listen, guys. No, stop. We're not doing that.

[C]

Stop.

[E]

I thought this is the devil.

[A]

If it's the devil, that's fine. Yeah, but we got too much good going on right now, did you know we're starting a new affiliate, Darkness. Okay. Prince of Darkness. Okay, go ahead.

[C]

Who did you think I was?

[A]

I thought you were Russ Martin.

[C]

No.

[A]

Oh.

[C]

I mean, I can.

[A]

I can understand. Yeah.

[C]

The similarities. Character wise. Sure.

[A]

But I don't. It ain't worth jacking with. No, he and I definitely keep different hours. All right.

[F]

Okay.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

Prince died.

[D]

Allegedly.

[C]

Yes, allegedly. Prince died.

[A]

He's a small little man with small little hands and he's died in an elevator.

[C]

Played.

[D]

Get that guitar. Like a ring in a bell.

[C]

That's somebody else.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Sound be good now.

[D]

Turley and I have sat around for an hour just listening to licks and things he did with an electric guitar. He's kind of like a. A Joe Walsh top. He does things with that instrument that it really wasn't designed to do.

[E]

I think, in fact, you want to listen to a clip when he was introduced to the Rock and Roll hall of Fame.

[A]

I'd love to.

[D]

You guys remember that.

[A]

Entertain me.

[D]

It's the same year that George Harrison made me laugh and George Harrison was dead. So they got an all star group of Tom Petty and Jeff Lynn from ELO and Georgia's son and Steve Winwood to play While My Guitar Gently Weeps. The old George song from the White Album.

[C]

Right.

[D]

And Prince provided the. The climactic guitar solo.

[C]

Great.

[D]

But I've been talking about this for years now. It's viral, you know.

[C]

Yeah. It took off.

[E]

This is actually Prince playing here.

[D]

Here.

[A]

Tom Petty in the air. Still my guitar gently sleeps.

[E]

Here's a big solo.

[A]

This black guitar place is Jimi Hendri.

[E]

It's great watching the video too. Tom Petty's just looking like, what the hell? This guy is amazing.

[C]

I love. I love the look on his face.

[A]

Have you ever seen Tom Petty? I have not.

[E]

Not live.

[A]

No.

[C]

You know the quote there?

[A]

I don't think anybody's seen him live. I mean, in concert.

[E]

Yeah, live in concert.

[A]

You don't get it. You didn't get the joke.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

God, you're so straight laced. Her.

[C]

You know, the literal. I guess you've heard the quote that's going around with Eric Clapton this week. They asked. Somebody was interviewing Eric Clapton and said, what's it like to be the world's greatest guitar player? He said, I don't know. You have to ask friends.

[A]

Oh, God.

[D]

That makes sense, though. Guy was. Guy was a prodigy for sure.

[A]

Wallace Edwards came in the studio today. What? He's gonna do a little Prince story for us. A little background on the man, the Machine the myth, the legend.

[E]

Now, who is Wallace Edwards?

[A]

Wallace Edwards is a radio personality that became famous.

[C]

Yep.

[A]

He is famous in Dallas, Fort Worth.

[C]

He still has a career and his.

[A]

Name is Lewis Smith. And then he changed his name to Ed Wallace and he got on AM radio, started doing car talk and came up with all these great bits and stories and he's, he's backbone of the. And then he, he decided to go again and repin his name to Wallace Edwards.

[C]

Right.

[A]

And start telling wild rock and roll stories for us.

[C]

He apparently has the inside scoop on all this stuff.

[A]

Right.

[C]

Well, I know.

[A]

And so he, he does that on the side with us. Then he does his other thing on AM radio.

[C]

He changes his name back and goes back to his regular gig. Right, Right.

[A]

So Wallace Edwards is here with us today. Good morning, Wallace.

[D]

Good morning, John.

[A]

Thank you again for joining our show.

[D]

Sorry I was late. I had that little deal with Patty and Earl at Park Place, Pontiac. What.

[A]

I understand things happen. Those live remotes are a bitch.

[D]

It's a big deal. I'm not in charge of the invitations, but you would have enjoyed it.

[A]

Im well, do you have your story together for Prince's eulogy is basically what I'm gonna guess it is, his backstory.

[D]

It's a really sad time, John.

[A]

Okay, well take it away, Wallace. We're all on the edge of our seat. We are.

[D]

And the story concerns the Western Place bar in Burleson, Texas. They held a tribute night Thursday that was decidedly not of their typical down home country style. For this week's karaoke night feature, many of the bar's regular clientele chose to perform songs from the catalog of Prince, one of pop music's most prolific performers who passed away on Thursday at the age of 55. And while tributes to the iconic recording star took place all over the world for the past few days, longtime patrons at the Western Place bar hold a special place in their hearts for his purple highness. Because while an unlikely venue for live soul music performance of really any kind, back in 1979, a young prince actually brought his live show to Texas, performing for one night on the bar's small and dusty stage. It was the same year his second self titled album came out. But Prince wasn't yet a household name. There's no photo on the wall of Prince's one night only performance. No one at the time knew that Prince would be the biggest thing to come out of the small country bar. But newly surfaced facts reveal that at least one person might have had a bit more of a clue of the greatness to come. Lifelong barmaid Kandy Korn was on the clock that night and other employees who worked the bar that evening have hinted that she may have gotten more than just a live stage performance that night. According to more than a few of her co workers, while 19 year old candy was by no means a deviant or sex addict of any kind, she did have the reputation of taking many of the bar's musical performers to her apartment in Cleburne for a nightcap after the show. And while all accounts her after hours encounter with the young prince was only a one night affair, it's been noted that after being virtually unfazed by encounters with Conway Twitty and Hank Williams Jr. And countless others over the years, up to and including all five of the Kentucky Headhunters, young Candy reportedly did walk funny for close to a week and exhibited a marked aversion to men of the African American persuasion for the rest of her life. There's also the matter of her subsequent pregnancy, which came to fruition in August of of 1980 with the birth of Johnson County's first recorded interracial child, who inherited more than just her mother's funny walk. Because at a very early age, Candy's daughter showed a remarkable talent for singing as well as an uncanny natural ability to play virtually any musical instrument with style and precision without the benefit of any formal training. Of course, now, more than 30 years later, we all recognize that internationally famous female singing star as the biggest thing to ever come out of a small hillbilly town since. Well, since Prince came out of backwoods Minnesota. Because according to previously sealed medical documents and new statements from various immediate family members, it's now known that the love child of Prince Rogers Nelson and Ms. Candy Corn is none other than Princess Kelly Clarkson. And from a strictly technical aspect, if one simply analyzes the size of that ass over the square root of that voice, it all makes sense. And once again, the genetics versus environment argument is clearly substantiated because it's true. Just a little bit of funk goes a long, long way. And with that. I'm Wallace Edwards.

[C]

We were on such a good road. You just had to.

[A]

That's good, Bob.

[D]

She got it on like it was 1999.

[C]

We got it.

[E]

Wallace.

[A]

You're just Wallace, man, you've got to run their calling for you in the other room. Thanks again for coming.

[E]

Get off our radio.

[C]

Goodbye.

[D]

I gotta get over to Crest Cadillac and make a deal or two.

[A]

8008-0072-3480-0800-7234 800. 800 radio.

[D]

Stop laughing, J.D. it's not car friends. It's the car business.

[A]

I didn't. Maybe you're still doing remotes at Crest Cadillac.

[D]

Wallace, we do them all the time. They used to pay us.

[C]

No, they still do.

[D]

Now we just hang around, give away hot dogs.

[A]

You know, Wallace, years ago when we were. When we. When we had you on the show, you. You sent us a cease and desist letter.

[D]

That's why I began to cut my own hair a few years ago. Just like to be economical.

[C]

Here comes another season. Desist.

[A]

Are we cool now, Wallace?

[D]

I mean, we are allegedly cool.

[A]

Okay, because I. I don't mean we have mutual friends. We're. We're Mike Brosnovate. Crest Cadillac's. Good friend of yours. Good friend of mine. We. We don't need trouble. And I have you on the show all the time, so, I mean, I don't see why you sent us that cease desist letter.

[D]

I think we're fine. I'll meet you at the coffee bar at Highly Nissan later. We'll have a great time.

[A]

What about the. What about the coffee shop at Vandergriff Honda?

[D]

Oh, it's one of my favorite places.

[A]

You know that great Charlie Evans.

[D]

They've got the real creamer too, not that powder.

[A]

And Charlie now is the general manager of Vandergriff Toyota. He'll make you a hell of a deal.

[D]

Candy corn. Got some of the real creamer. Butterscotch.

[A]

8008-0072-3480-0800-Trodio is the call in number if you want to get your car appraised. If you want me to buy your car, I can buy it on the air. 800-800-7234. Or you can go to. Give me the VI N. The VIN number. Give me the VIN. Give me the VIN. Givemetheven.com Can you play our gay jingles.

[E]

So that they remember the gay jingle? Why are you so down on the jingle?

[A]

Oh, I love the jingle.

[D]

So easy you can do it in your underwear.

[A]

Yeah, it's funny because there should be a. Yeah.

[C]

Jazz hands.

[E]

You've been complaining about it all week. And I've heard some other people say, oh, you know, that jingle is just so corny and cheesy. So we actually brought some people in to actually sing the jingle. Try to redo the song. So, yeah, later on remix. Yeah, we have some studio sessions that.

[A]

We'Ll go over with.

[C]

I had no idea we had that kind of budget.

[E]

Oh, yeah, it's a huge budget. It'll Be coming up next.

[A]

Jay, did you know that we are going on in, I think, next weekend in Oklahoma City? No, I hate Oklahoma City.

[C]

We finally made it to Oklahoma City, right?

[A]

Finally. The brew. I'm not going to be able to rag on Oklahoma.

[C]

Yeah, because most people that live there hate you, too. Okay. It's okay.

[A]

And we're changing stations in Houston, I believe.

[C]

Are we?

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Did they know it yet? Okay. I was gonna say it's kind of like breaking up with a girl, you know, I'm starting to date someone new.

[A]

No, I think we're just. Yeah. Who's they?

[C]

The people that own the station.

[A]

The ones that we're coming to are the ones that we're going from.

[C]

From.

[A]

I mean, nothing's official till it's official.

[C]

Are you cheating on someone?

[A]

No. Everybody knows, but it's just we wait a function. I do think we're changing stations, but it's all good. We're just like. It's like the. It's like the Mormons.

[C]

Oh, where the.

[A]

Where the guy that drives Alexis convertible with the floppy long blonde hair, he goes from deal to deal and he's got all the different girlfriends. We'll be in a minute.

[C]

All right.

[B]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[A]

Hey, this is the Adam Bomb show with Adam.

[C]

Good morning, It's Adam. And Here comes the bomb. 77 degrees, money, fine looking. Saturday morning, 8:44. We'll check traffic coming up in just a couple of minutes.

[A]

So this is what it feels like to be On a top 40 station.

[E]

Top 40 in the 90s, yeah.

[D]

Good morning.

[A]

What song is this?

[C]

That new one from Prince coming up right around the corner.

[E]

Get it off. It was the sexiest song ever.

[C]

It's so sexy.

[E]

The video on mtv. It's basically an orgy on mothers.

[C]

Hated this. Oh, yeah, Prince.

[A]

You don't remember seeing this on mtv?

[D]

It may have been before my time.

[A]

France was a horny, horny, horny, horny man. Always very horny man. Yeah. My wife's like, he's gay, right? He was gay.

[C]

I was like, no, no, no, no.

[A]

He sure liked them. I mean, love them. Had bitches hanging from trees.

[C]

Darling Nikki made people crazy. Can you believe you can't say that. Well, he did.

[D]

He did.

[C]

Well, we're gonna. And he did it alongside Tipper Gore. We'll put expl. We'll put a sticker on there that says it has bad lyrics. You just doubled the sales did they.

[A]

Did they put the sticker on him? Prince got the parental sticker. He got the nwa.

[C]

He's the reason that came out.

[E]

He has a song called Pee Control. Yeah, I can't say the whole word.

[A]

Oh, yeah, that's his song. Yes.

[D]

He was. He. Cat control.

[E]

Yes.

[A]

Very horny man.

[C]

Yes.

[A]

Very small man.

[D]

A lot of that was after his.

[C]

Very small 5 foot 2.

[E]

I'd like to think that he probably had a girl in the elevator when he passed away.

[A]

I can't believe he slung the wood to Candy Corn so hard it knocked her sideways and made her bow legged in Cleveland, Texas.

[C]

I'm sure that happened. I really.

[E]

Hey, no. Wallace Edwards says it's true.

[C]

Innuendo and.

[D]

Does in depth research speculation. I think you know better than Wallace Edwards.

[C]

I'm trying to say that probably didn't happen.

[D]

That's crazy.

[C]

There's all sorts of things that wonder.

[A]

What Candy Corn was driving.

[C]

Oh my God, why do we care?

[A]

Hot girl in a crappy car. You know, hot women. Bob, have you noticed a good looking woman in a real crappy car? She's very approachable.

[C]

Sure. Very. It's like because, you know, she could bid up to you any moment. You know, you could open your Ford Escape and she'd go, hey, but when she's driving a Mercedes, you go, you.

[A]

Can fix her problem.

[C]

I can't touch that. Yeah.

[A]

Hey, honey, I can fix your problem. You got a problem. You look happy, but I can fix it. I make you happier.

[E]

You don't think it's a hustle though?

[C]

What?

[E]

That's they have this crappy car just to kind of, you know, drag in.

[C]

I don't think women hustle that way. Men hustle that way. No, I don't think women do. I did a story in a private school pickup. What's it called? Carpool line. This weekend in the afternoon, every single car. Oh, probably average price, 40, 50 grand. They're all high end cars. Private school, every mom hot. Everyone.

[A]

Hey, I saw the funniest thing. So my kid goes to Country Day in Fort Worth, which is one of those schools and the, the carpool line is. Is. It looks like Park Place. It does so. But the best thing ever, dude, there was a Range Rover that broke down.

[C]

No.

[A]

You know, maybe the gal couldn't get it in gear, but long story short, mom hot soccer mom had her Range Rover in between two lanes in the carpool. Deal with the hazards on it was in op. Boy, guess what was behind her.

[C]

What?

[A]

Two Range Rovers. And the way it was all positioned is they had to go over the curb to get around it. See it, it looked like a silly ass soccer mom.

[D]

Range Rover setup commercial stylized Range Rover threesome.

[A]

Where these Range Rovers were crawling slowly over the curb to get around the broke down Range Rover. And they all had their hazards on.

[E]

Drop it in four wheel drive. Actually for the first time ever.

[A]

Put it in four low to get around the broke down Range Rover at the private school.

[D]

Wear their safari hats. Smoking a black and white.

[C]

This is why we have an suv, children.

[A]

Right, honey, how was your day? Mine was great. But I'm having a glass of wine. You won't believe what happened to me in the carpool lane. Thank you for buying me this car, Fuzzy. It really, really paid off today. I put it in antelope mode and it just hopped right over. Just like I hopped over you back in the 70s.

[D]

Yeah, I just had a really naive thought for the. For what those cars cost, they should really never ever break down. But that's just.

[A]

It's all they do is break down for show.

[D]

Whose idea was that?

[A]

If you. If you drive a Range Rover out of warranty, you're in high risk mode. There ought to be a button. They have all these buttons like Antelope Mode, Jackrabbit mode. There be high risk mode. Whenever it goes over 50,000 miles, the warranty clips off. High risk mode, high rest mode. Head gasket fixing the blow, fixing to blow.

[C]

One light that comes on that goes. Sell this. Say girl, you looking good. Your little Chevy.

[A]

Luminous.

[C]

Sell this, sell this.

[A]

Time to settle it to an Arabian, Arabian Nights. Arabian night mode. That's what it should be called. Because all the. All the.

[C]

I can't say no, let's don't say that.

[E]

I can't say.

[C]

I can't. Don't say it again.

[A]

All those guys. I have friends of them. It's a joke.

[C]

I have friends of them.

[A]

I have friends of them. Them and my family and my brother overseas. He's not a hater, he's a Texan. He's the accidental racist salami. Hussein. The car dealer from Iraq is in studio with us today.

[D]

This is what reminds me. Every time we buy a Range Rover, it will drive for 10 miles.

[C]

Yes, exactly. What happens then?

[D]

The manifold falls off the bottom.

[C]

That's not true.

[D]

The roof will not open. And the little punch pounce. Punch button. That's nothing.

[C]

Let's just stop. Here comes that line that we all talk about.

[D]

Makes me feel like I've been used by the white American woman.

[A]

I like Range Rover with very high mouths. My cousin. What'd you call him? Salami with cheese.

[D]

Salami.

[A]

Salami with cheese.

[D]

With cheese.

[A]

Rolls it back the miles before we get to the boat in Houston and then sends it overseas to my other cous.

[D]

And then we will see the world. That's not nice.

[A]

800, 872 tree. Like a faux tree. Fody.

[C]

That's how you get rid of car.

[A]

I'll buy your high mileage Range Rover and sell it to Salami Hussein.

[D]

Salami.

[A]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. I'll actually bid cars. If one of you folks will call in this morning, you'll see what I'm talking about. I actually buy cars over the air. Or you can just go to givemetheven.com givemetheven.com or call in live to the show right now. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. We do this show till noon. This station carries us through 10. The rest of them carry us through noon. You can get our podcast off of itunes, download the John Clay Wolf show, or at 10 o', clock, jump to iHeartRadio.

[C]

Right. That's when we'll have the top 10 to 10 today, by the way. So if you want to hear that, you have to do the iPod thing.

[A]

IHeartRadio. You can. The Wichita Falls when they go the whole way. Do not. 10, 4, 7. The bear. And it'll for Dallas, guys. And you'll cover it till noon. So we have to Google that. Yeah, yeah. No, in iHeart.

[C]

Right? In iHeart.

[A]

You know, Google.

[C]

Google it and find it.

[A]

Google what? Google iHeart.

[C]

You just go ahead.

[A]

You gotta get the app.

[C]

You talk.

[A]

No, you don't know what you're talking about.

[C]

I don't.

[A]

You get the app for iHeartRadio. It's a player.

[C]

IHeart.

[A]

And then you put in the stations around the country and you can monitor all of them. Okay, okay. And I'm trying to tell the listeners.

[C]

And I'm shutting up.

[A]

Okay. The top 10 at 10.

[C]

Top 10.

[A]

It's not 10. So what are we gonna do today?

[C]

We're gonna do the top 10 Prince song titles that didn't get recorded. They got pitched, but it didn't quite get.

[A]

But the Eagle listeners won't get to hear it because they'll be gone. They'll be gone unless they stream us on our heart. But I don't want what happened to my Johnny Manziel?

[C]

I can't do your Johnny Manz.

[A]

John Everything's Prince. Everybody's wearing out. Prince. I want Johnny Manziel's funny.

[C]

Johnny man.

[D]

Wait a minute, wait a minute. You always do the top 10 and 10. John, you wrote a. You wrote one for this week.

[C]

Yes, wrote it.

[A]

It' so just vulgar.

[E]

We cannot use that guy.

[C]

First of all, two things. Johnny Menzel is going to be in trouble forever.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Prince fully dying once.

[A]

Maybe not.

[D]

You know, they said the same thing about Samson in the Bible, man. And then.

[C]

Huh. And then the other thing is. Dude, I can't read this stuff. This is nasty.

[A]

Can we do.

[C]

When did you write this? Hold on, let me look. When you said it. Oh, this explains it. Look, this is when he sent this to me. 2:58am oh, God. Yeah, exactly. I'll just do number 10. How about that? What a grown man. Oh, I'm doing it.

[A]

The top ten at nine. We'll do it. Let's just do it for me.

[C]

The top 10 things Johnny Manziel will experience during this upcoming football season.

[A]

So what Johnny will be doing during the football season.

[C]

Yes. I can only. I can't even do all these. Okay, let me go get Casey. Hang on. Casey doesn't want to do them. These are nasty. Here's the top 10 things Johnny Mamzel will experience during this upcoming football besides playing season Number 10. What a grown man tastes like. Number 9.

[G]

I know.

[C]

We can't do it.

[A]

Whoa. Stop.

[E]

Casey.

[C]

Thank you, Joe Rogan.

[D]

I don't think it's any secret I've tasted penis before.

[A]

No, I didn't say that.

[C]

Number nine, the joy of drinking bottled wine out of a paper sack. Number eight. Why Dirk Diggler from Boogie. Nice. Did what he did.

[A]

Number six, in the parking lot. You gotta color it in. He was whacking. He was whack a mole. Whack a mole. Stop.

[C]

Stop.

[A]

You ever played that game of Chuck E. Cheese guacamole?

[C]

This is why I'm doing it. And you need to shut up. Number seven, crash on friends couches. Is that good enough? All right. Number six, meet with his attorney multiple times. Number five, exchange valuables in lieu of his attorney fees. Number four, get in fight over a heckler calling him a drunken loser. That's probably already happened. Yeah. Number three, fail a drug test. Another cowboy did that this week. Number two, dui. Number one, Spent six months in the Dallas county who scow for hitting that girl a few months back. And of course number one plus one is half Sundays off. So you could sort of do yours.

[A]

Yeah. Kyle 14 Dodge Ram with 33,000 miles of leather cloth.

[C]

Painful.

[F]

What was that?

[A]

Your truck isn't leather cloth.

[F]

It's just the regular old vinyl.

[A]

Vinyl. So is it an st, like a work truck?

[F]

No, no, it's not vinyl. It's just cloth. I'm sorry.

[A]

Is it a SLT or a big horn or a ram? What trim level is it? Okay, now you're telling me what you got? Does it have the. The boxes in the bed?

[F]

It does not.

[A]

Is it a two wheeler, four wheel drive?

[F]

Two wheel drive, single cab, long bed.

[A]

Okay, so this is just a work truck. What are you delivering with this thing?

[F]

It's not. It's not a work truck. It's got the alloy wheels and all that. Cloth floors.

[G]

Cloth floors.

[C]

Cloth floors.

[A]

Okay, so is it. Is it an express truck, has mirrored floors?

[F]

Well, yeah, I was told it was a tradesman. I guess it may not be.

[A]

Do this. Go to givemetheven.com givemethevin.com Put the VIN number in. Push a couple of pictures. Push an interior picture and a side shot so we can see the boobs in the leg. I want to see it all. And we'll send you an offer. We'll email it to you. I can't tell what you've got right now, and I'm out of time. 800-800-7234. Is the call in number. 800-800-RADIO or givemethevin.com Bob, do you have something on the way?

[D]

Rock and roll. From Hailstorm, Alison chains and more on 97. One, the eagle. There's more. John Clay Wolf coming up.

[B]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up now. 800-800-Rode or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

[A]

Morning, y'. All. Morning, Bob.

[D]

Welcome all stations of the gimmethevin.com radio network.

[A]

Give me the vin.com radio network. We've sold our soul that deeply to our advertiser. We've named our network after him.

[D]

Yeah, we're like Eddie Murphy with Disney in 2003. Nothing else anymore.

[A]

J.D. ryan.

[C]

Good morning.

[A]

John Michael Turley.

[D]

Yo.

[A]

Producer Michael Turley.

[C]

Yes.

[A]

Studio Dog.

[C]

Studio Dog is here.

[A]

Houston, Texas. How the hell are you? Had a lot of my friends on Facebook that are Houstonites tonight that are whining about Prince.

[C]

Why? I mean, everybody, it's sad. It's very sad and unexpected. You know, you expect somebody said Keith Richards dies, you go, oh, okay. Well, that's. That's amazing.

[D]

Hold on, hold on, hold on. What you're saying, it's just nonchalant.

[C]

If it happened, no one would be surprised. He's older than dirt. He's had a rough life.

[D]

I mean, nobody's surprised if anybody dies. But, like, it is a big deal.

[C]

It wouldn't be. Yeah, it would be a big deal, but it wouldn't be surprising.

[A]

Yeah, no, we'll cover it later. But I. Have you been reading TMZ last night?

[C]

Yes.

[A]

They're saying drug overdose.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

First of all, they don't know. There's no way.

[A]

They're saying they have firsthand people that are close that said he went and got the shot.

[C]

He got the shot that he did save his life.

[A]

He landed his blood like a moment in Pulp Fiction.

[C]

Right. They landed the private jet in a small town in Illinois. They got. They gave him the shot that he was apparently overdosing on something. Then they said, do you have a private room for him? They said, no, we don't have a private room in this hospital. They said, get him back in the plane. We'll take him home. So they did. The doctor said, don't do that. They put him. Took him home. He died two days later.

[D]

Doc's like, knowing me.

[A]

Yeah, there's no.

[C]

That's what TMZ is saying.

[A]

Tmz, they're normally pretty good.

[C]

They're normally pretty. I don't know.

[A]

They have straight up references. They have people credible.

[C]

But the fact is the autopsy will not be back for two weeks. That's the official word.

[E]

They're also saying because he had a hip surgery. Supposed to have hip surgery from jumping.

[C]

Off the risers and high heels all these years. He's messed up his. That's true. That's true.

[A]

Why didn't he just wear flats? I mean, you know, I know a lot of women, whenever they get into menopause time, they go to flats out of the heels.

[D]

Prince, don't wear flats. No, you machete don't text.

[E]

You know, imagine playing basketball in heels. I mean, that's what Prince would do. He was a hell of a baller.

[C]

Great ball player.

[D]

Here's something else that's true. Keith Richards is gonna die and you're gonna feel terrible.

[C]

No, I'm not.

[D]

Yeah, because. No, this happened to a friend of mine and I years ago. We were at work one evening and I said, you know what? Richard Pryor has his own website and he's on there. There are pictures of him now today, and he's, you know, he's eating up with a multiple sclerosis. I mean, he was in bad shape. He looks pretty bad. But he's out there. And he will actually return your text and stuff. It's really cool. Richard Pryor and the next day. The next day.

[A]

Richard Pryor still alive.

[C]

No, no, no.

[D]

This is back when four, you know. Oh, five.

[A]

Richard Pryor would return your emails.

[D]

Yeah, he did. He would.

[A]

Before he died.

[D]

Yeah. And the next day I went to work and all day on cnn. It's all over the news. Richard Pryor died, you know, the age of whatever. And my friend came up and he said, dude, you killed Richard Pryor, man.

[C]

No, years of doing drugs killed Richard Pryor.

[D]

I know, but it's just the same exact thing because he and I were talking about him night before and I said, dude, and he looks really bad. You can look him up on his website. Dude, and he looks really bad the next day, just like that.

[C]

My point is, no one would be surprised. We're all surprised at Prince because he was, as far as we knew, healthy and not.

[D]

A middle aged day goes by.

[A]

A lot of people have died this week. There's been more and I don't have them listed.

[C]

He was a vegan. He was a te totaler.

[G]

He.

[A]

You couldn't even cut China the dyke steroid wrestler. I say, Doug, she probably wouldn't die. She looked like a D cuz she was so big.

[C]

She was built up a wrestler.

[A]

She died.

[C]

She died.

[A]

And then Prince stole her thunder. But two more people died.

[D]

Have you looked it up?

[A]

All right, hold on. You guys are supposed to have this stuff. I got to work all week.

[C]

Oh God.

[D]

You know, Dorothy, some.

[A]

Some famous guitar.

[D]

Doris Roberts.

[C]

Doris Roberts?

[A]

Who's that?

[D]

That was Raymond. Everybody loves Raymond's.

[A]

Yeah, but a famous guitarist died. There's been like five deaths. This is just like the week when Michael Jackson, Farah and somebody else died.

[D]

Which famous guitarist died?

[A]

I forgot. Oh, Prince.

[D]

I'm serious.

[A]

I think we need to replay Wallace Edwards Prince story.

[C]

Oh my lord.

[A]

In the 10 o' clock or 11 o' clock hour. That was funny.

[E]

Now we're gonna be coming back here in 30 seconds.

[A]

We're gonna join Dallas in 30 seconds.

[D]

Seriously. Because it was easy to atone for Richard Pryor for me, but how are you gonna atone for Keith?

[A]

We're gonna reset the show in 20 seconds. Guys, the reason we're doing is we're joining Dallas back up. So that's why buckle in and shut the card. Kids, sit down and shut up and be quiet when we do that so you don't wake anybody up. 800-800-radio. 800-800-7234. Or just go to givemethevin givemetheven.com.

[B]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[A]

You think we're the only people playing this this morning? No.

[C]

2020, all the news shows, that's all they're doing. Fire, Purple Rain, one more time. We get it. It was a tragedy. He was amazing. Amazing artist.

[A]

I haven't thought about him in a long time. Actually, on the John Clay Wolf Show Facebook page, he's on our backdrop.

[C]

What is that about? Why is it that was there before, though?

[A]

It's been there all along. It's Dave Chappelle dressed up as Prince holding the pancakes. And it says breakfast Can Wait. Because that's our show. Breakfast Can Wait. We're here Saturday mornings. Breakfast can wait, bitches.

[C]

Now I get it. Bitches. I get it.

[D]

You know, he also had a song called Breakfast Can Wait from just last year. Did you realize that?

[E]

He actually did.

[D]

He really did.

[E]

And he put. He put Chappelle on the COVID On.

[A]

The COVID And I have not heard it or watched it. Do we have it? We need. Can we dig it up during the show today?

[E]

Well, no, because Prince's music is not available online unless you register. Register with Tadel or something. Some website you can't play. No, you can't find.

[A]

You can find some of it you gotta really dig.

[E]

But in.

[A]

It's so bad. Yeah, yeah, that's true. Breakfast. Breakfast Can Wait is the album cover.

[E]

Yeah, that's for sure.

[D]

No, no, it was part of his last album he did with not Third Eye Blind, but, you know, he had the brown sunglasses with one in the forehead.

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

And an all girl group back in him. He was on Saturday Night Live like a year ago.

[A]

So.

[D]

Pretty neat music.

[A]

He always liked Hot. All girl group. I mean, what were his names from the past?

[D]

Apollonia.

[A]

And then there's another one.

[D]

Vanity.

[C]

Vanity, yeah.

[A]

Was she the nasty girl? I'm a nasty girl.

[D]

Yeah, the Vanity 6.

[A]

Sounds like a Prince song.

[D]

He and Madonna were very close friends.

[A]

Sheila, he was one of his.

[D]

Yeah, yeah, he discovered her.

[C]

He hit all that. Oh, God, yes.

[D]

Latoya Jackson.

[A]

Did Prince have any hiv? Ish. Any?

[C]

Not that was ever reported, no.

[A]

Maybe they pull it out of the autopsy. Maybe he died from aids. Easy. E got a lot of ass and they're about the same size. And he died from aids.

[C]

Okay, well, there's the Correlation. You heard it here first.

[E]

You were talking about some songs that he was on or wrote. Here's a. Here's a couple clips that maybe you know he wrote these or maybe you didn't.

[A]

I don't know.

[E]

You know the song.

[A]

He wrote this. Okay.

[E]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

You know, you can sort of hear. You can sort of hear him in this.

[E]

Yeah, this is Alicia Keys. This is a popper in the Army.

[C]

It's funny when you say that. I can totally hear Panic Monday. Yep. You can hear his. His influence.

[A]

I think he nailed all these girls, too. Oh, he probably did. He was Cyndi Lauper. He nailed her for sure. But nothing better than a black man likes in a big ass white woman.

[G]

All right.

[E]

He wrote that. This is Cindy Lop.

[A]

He didn't nail her. No, honey, it's okay. Put that back. Put that away.

[C]

You know what you got when you put this? That's amazing. I can hear. I can totally hear him doing all these songs now.

[A]

JD Your dog's farting badly.

[C]

I know. He only does that around you. Dog fart.

[D]

Sorry about that, John.

[A]

Sorry. No, I mean, it's a bad dog.

[D]

Fart because he feeds me health food.

[C]

Sorry.

[D]

I gave him canine shouldn't eat Brussels sprouts.

[A]

Do you have any duct tape when you tie his feet up?

[H]

Oh, it is bad.

[A]

Pull him the other side of the room.

[C]

I'm sorry.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

Midnight.

[C]

He's laying, right? The funny part is he's laying right by John. I mean, right by him. I bring my dog up. You want me to stop bringing him up?

[A]

If he can't stop farting, I'd like to stop.

[C]

That's the first time he's been here years. The first time he's farted, he's barked.

[A]

How many dog fart strikes do we get? Because that's pretty.

[F]

Three.

[C]

You get three. Okay. Well, I gave him a burrito this morning.

[A]

Midnight.

[C]

A breakfast burrito.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

That's just. They say that's just what it's like hanging around with Keith Richards these days.

[C]

Not anymore.

[D]

He just lays around gases.

[A]

Speaking of old timey rockers followed me.

[D]

Love the beans. Coming.

[A]

Do you have our Donnie Baker loaded? Sure.

[E]

You want to hear who is this guy?

[A]

This guy is just some redneck on Facebook. I think he's funny. He's an idiot, but he does these updates of topical stuff, and he did one on Axl Rose and Guns Rose. I mean, a black. Just listen.

[I]

This is Donnie Baker with the public broadcast announcement editorial about the news which has rocked the music rock world of Ages. You know, we're close to the end of days. And there's predictions. I do watch Alex Jones. He's seen it coming. You can look it up. But this world has gone to hell when you have Axl Rose getting hired on by acdc. Axl Rose officially pissing out and jumping ship like an illegal spider. Just crossing over to a new money thing, joining AC dcs. You dick. You showed your true colors more than a gay unicorn doing this.

[A]

Wow.

[C]

Now that is a comedian doing.

[A]

No, it's just some old West Virginia.

[C]

Okay, It's a bummer.

[D]

What's happened with acdc, though? They fire Brian Jones all of a sudden?

[C]

They fire him or he quit? No, he was told by doctors he had to quit.

[D]

He talks like he'd love to still.

[C]

Be doing it, but he was losing his hearing and they said, you've got to stop touring, J.D.

[A]

Ryan.

[C]

That's what I heard.

[E]

Did he hear that, though?

[D]

So you want him to die just because he lost his hearing? Is that.

[C]

It took me a second to get.

[A]

No, because.

[D]

Because Brian Johnson's gonna die. And you know what? And then you know what? And we'll be like, oh, yeah, because J.D. was talking about.

[C]

Well, I can't talk about anyone or they're going to die.

[D]

Not all rock and roll people, jd, it's very bad luck.

[C]

So. So we shouldn't cover any of these stories.

[D]

Well, we can cover them. Just don't be so gleeful about it. I mean, these are human beings.

[C]

Oh, my God.

[A]

So what happened? What is Axel Rose going to do? ACDC and G?

[C]

No.

[E]

Yes. Well, yeah, he's touring with ACD, so they have, like, 10 dates left, and it's all Europe, overseas and stuff. So he's gonna sing, like, songs like this for him. And then, of course, he's doing the songs.

[A]

Like what?

[E]

All the rock and rolling, pollution.

[A]

You know the song, Bob. You do a good act. So what's this gonna sound like? Has anybody heard it yet?

[E]

I've not heard him yet, no.

[A]

Bob, have you heard Axel does acdc? Sounds like a comedy bit.

[G]

It really does use real machine.

[C]

Sounds like She's Mona Queen. Saturday Night Live would come up with Axl Rose. Does acdc.

[A]

Best damn woman that I. Knew that was coming. Wow, wow, wow.

[D]

It's gonna be horrible.

[C]

Don't know.

[D]

But he's doing other stuff, too, because he's chewing with Guns N' Roses. He's wanting the job with acdc. I think they're gonna try him out. Surely before they get him off on stage. Professionally. He's also doing some songs that Lionel Richie wrote especially for him. He and Dolly are dueting on some songs that were written by the Bee Gees. He's like the modern day Kenny Rogers.

[C]

Let's just not any of that. True.

[A]

Any.

[E]

I don't think so.

[D]

Axel's gonna be on everything. He's gonna be just like Kenny Rogers in 84.

[E]

Well, and I hate to break it.

[A]

To you, what about me? Kendall? Yes. Where are you calling from?

[F]

Well, I'm driving now, but I live in Turnbull.

[A]

Where? Sherman. Sherman Denison. What's your question, sir?

[F]

Well, I was telling when y' all were playing the whole Prince montage, I.

[A]

Was gonna see if y' all ever.

[F]

Looked up the YouTube video of Prince kicking Kim Kardashian off stage because she didn't know how to dance.

[C]

Yeah, that's great.

[A]

He nailed her, too. But he'd already hit it before the show. That's where I was like, get out of here.

[C]

I must say, Prince had better taste.

[A]

I don't pay for. For the sex. I pay him to leave.

[D]

Get off.

[C]

Thanks, Charlie. Yeah, get off stage. That was funny. It's a great video.

[A]

800. Thanks for listening. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[D]

Sell us your car. So easy you can do it in your underwear.

[A]

Speaking of, we have a whole buy center downstairs, and these guys are answering your request on givemetheven.com. they're emailing offers to you guys as we are on the air.

[D]

Hold on. Hold the phone. So you do all this entertaining stuff, and there's all kinds of great talk and topical stuff. And you buy cars, too?

[A]

We do do that.

[D]

Why? This is insane.

[A]

And yes, I own the Give me the VIN company.

[D]

Wow.

[A]

But they. There's a whole staff of guys bidding these cars right now at give me the vin.com. if you want me to bid your car on the air.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Call in 800-800-RADIO right now. 800-800-7234. And I will bid your car on the air. And then when you go to givemethevin.com, said John bid this on the air for 13 grand or John offered me 53,000 on the radio show.

[C]

Real money.

[A]

And because at the end of the bid on the air, I'm still gonna say, okay, great, we're good. Go to give me the vin. It's gonna go into a buyer's hands. They're gonna wrap it up. They're speaking of, we're gonna hire about two, five more people. Five or how Many more people.

[C]

I saw you put that up on Facebook.

[A]

Yeah, five or six more people. We've got those guys. We just leased three, 500 more square feet and they're building the cubicles. Did you see all the Mexican guys out there this morning moving all the furniture?

[C]

Nope, missed it.

[A]

Bunch of Mexican guys moving a bunch of furniture. He's the accidental racist. I mean, I didn't tell them that they're here. I read up on the elevator with them.

[C]

Oh, good.

[A]

And they're all Mexican.

[C]

All right.

[A]

And they all move furniture. They're all excited about it.

[C]

Less. More of an observation.

[E]

Yes.

[C]

Than it is racist. All right, it's more of an observation.

[A]

I bet you 50 bucks if it was white guys doing it, it wouldn't be finished today.

[C]

Probably.

[A]

And when we get off the air at noon, all this cubicles, the whole office.

[D]

That is why they call us. That is why they call us.

[G]

That is why they call us.

[A]

Just going crazy.

[D]

That is why they call us. Because they take the white man. It take it too long. They take a much too long fast. What furniture?

[A]

Anyway, we're hiring people. We probably need to hire some Hispanics that speak Mexican.

[C]

Great idea.

[E]

It's not called Mexican, John.

[A]

It's called Spanish.

[C]

Spanish.

[A]

Say it.

[C]

Say it.

[A]

Spanish.

[C]

Thank you.

[A]

And. But we are. We are going to hire some people. So you can go to givemetheven.com and click email. JCW. We're hiring for buyer positions. We're going to hire five of them.

[E]

Yes.

[A]

Because we're adding stations next week. We're going on Oklahoma City, the Brew.

[C]

Okay, before everybody starts sending, what are.

[E]

The qualifications working the car business?

[C]

Well, okay.

[A]

Yeah, for sure.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

You know, I started off, I wanted nobody that worked in the car business before. I wanted Starbucks baristas. That didn't work.

[C]

Okay, so you want people that have been in the car business.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Hold on. My wife.

[A]

What about nobody? No attractive females.

[C]

No attractive females.

[D]

What?

[A]

Okay, my wife says.

[C]

All right, gotcha. Anything else?

[A]

She thinks I've got a wondering eye.

[C]

Anything else?

[A]

We know better, but yeah, guys, women, Attractive females are fine.

[E]

It helps morale in the studio.

[A]

Sure.

[E]

I mean, the office.

[A]

The studio car business. Yes. You will be sitting at a desk bidding cars for the public through our website all day. And we pay 100 bucks a car, and the guys, you know, buy, boom, 40 to 50 cars a month each, if they're good. If you can't do that, then you probably won't last.

[C]

There you go.

[A]

All right, so you do need to know how to. You Know a little bit about selling and closing and, hey, what's it take to get this deal done?

[C]

So how would somebody get hold of you?

[A]

We're not pushy, but we're not. We're going to clip through the. A lot of people. Yeah.

[C]

You don't go back and forth.

[A]

They waste our time because they want us to bid their car so that they can use it on their other deal they're working on.

[C]

Right, right, right.

[A]

John said 20 grand. You're only giving me 18. So they force us to raise. They're using us to raise the other guy.

[C]

Right.

[A]

And we've got to sniff those out quick and move on to the next one because they're just. We're not a glory hole.

[C]

No, we're not going to go back.

[A]

You know what glory hole is, jd?

[C]

Yes, I do.

[A]

I'm not a glory hole, but the way this is set up, I'm kind of a glory hole. Kind of. But I mean, if I'm going to be a glory hole, I want it quick and done.

[C]

I have said that for years.

[D]

A glory hole is like a.

[E]

It's an oil term.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

It's not like a. Like a car.

[A]

It's just where they use you and they don't care about you.

[C]

It's an oil term.

[A]

It's like a kissing booth, but nobody's paying you.

[D]

Wait a minute. That's not an oil term, man. This is pornographic.

[A]

Ask Jerry Jones. He's the glory hole king.

[C]

Turn off.

[A]

Randy Pace, good morning. You're on the air.

[F]

Hey, how you doing?

[A]

I'm good. I'm not a glory hole, though. Are you really wanting to do some business? Are you just using me?

[F]

Well, that depends. That could be a loaded question.

[A]

Well, have you had your car bit anywhere else?

[F]

No, I haven't. I've called you. I called in here not too long ago and you told me to go online and do the vin.com thing and enter my VIN number. My PC took a dump and I was hoping I could maybe get a. Maybe a firm.

[A]

I'll give you a firm. Hang on. You got a 13. Is it a convertible?

[F]

No, not. It's a. It's the Rally Sport yellow. It's ss. It's all leather. It's got the heated seats, the.

[A]

Is it a 13? Is it a 2013?

[F]

Yes.

[A]

Does it have navigation or sunroof?

[F]

No sunroof. It's got the. The. The. My star or whatever.

[A]

800, 800 radios. The call in number 2020, 202022 to 23 grand. Bam. Is the money.

[F]

For real?

[A]

For real. I'm looking at a market report right now. Southern California, two days ago. Yellow, 34,000 miles. Sold for 22. 800 2013.

[F]

Individual or.

[A]

No, no, no, no, no. We're in the wholesale business. We buy on the whole, the top of the wholesale market. And also we guarantee if we don't beat your carmax offer, we'll pay you a hundred dollars. We'll, like, send you a check for $100, but. So there you go. It's low 20s. That's what we got. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. Nathan. 14 Buick lacrosse with 22,000 miles. Is it leather roof? Now, it's got everything. They all say that, but. Does it have sunroof? Navigation. Factory navigation. It's no sunroof. See, that's everything.

[C]

It's all of it.

[A]

Almost.

[D]

Almost.

[A]

I hear you. Is it a V6 or a 4?

[F]

V6.

[A]

Is it a premium one or premium two? Do you know? I'm just gonna. I'm just gonna put it as a lacrosse. Leather, no roof. You know, I. I really don't know. It was my grandma's car, and she passed, so I'm seeing what we bought. Passed away. You know, I'm sorry about your grandmother. It's. It's a. It's a. It's a 16. 16 grand rig. You want to. I'll give 16 grand for it. And we know how to do the airship papers and all that dead folk stuff. We have specialists on staff that know how to do the transfers out of grandma's name and the. And all the will and all that. So go to givemetheven.com. load it up. Say, Wolf, hit me at 16 grand on the radio. Here's the car. My name is John Clay Wolf. We got to go to commercial bake. Be right back.

[B]

Now back to the john clay wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1-800-800-rode. This is the john clay wolf. Wolf show.

[A]

Hey, Turley.

[D]

Yeah?

[A]

We need to pay homage to our country affiliate, Amarillo.

[C]

Homage?

[A]

Homage. I mean, everything's rock, rock, rock, rock till you drop.

[C]

What country station are we on?

[A]

You sound like Def Leppard.

[C]

What station?

[A]

MASH icon.

[C]

MASH icon. I love it.

[D]

We sure are glad that y' all decided and come along with us this morning.

[C]

Is that appropriate? Everybody in country doesn't talk that way, especially now.

[D]

It's a perfect time of a Saturday morning after you get your chickens fed.

[C]

Oh, yeah. We.

[D]

Come on in. Mama's got your biscuits ready.

[C]

It's not appropriate.

[A]

We need to. You want to do a ditty for.

[C]

Him in a world of Luke Bryant? No one talks like that anymore.

[D]

Have your ice cold lemonade.

[A]

Do you want to. Do you want to do a diddy for him?

[D]

Get a plate of egg. We haven't done that in a long time.

[E]

You want to do a country ditty? Is that a country diddy?

[A]

To show that we buy the. The trucks too. We're not just a bunch of city slicking fags.

[E]

Wow.

[D]

Boy.

[C]

Really, Is any of this appropriate? Any of it?

[A]

I'm just picture the only city slick and fag is JD I'm as country as it gets, I promise. And a fag is a cigarette from England.

[C]

From England.

[A]

Or that weird guy in the circus in the 40 that bit the chicken's head off. And I don't think that had anything to do with the way that the whole word got twisted over the years.

[D]

Speaking of, Bitten, Turley has got a new young country singer, one of your interns on the show that is chomping at the bit. And he's. He's brought his guitar in.

[A]

Did you bring yours, Bob?

[D]

Yeah, there's. It's here, man. I strung it up for you.

[A]

Is it in your blap, Bob? It is good. It's. No, we're not exactly tuned since Prince died and. How much time we got? 4 minutes. Since Prince died.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

And Merle Haggard died.

[C]

Yeah, he did. And Doris Roberts died.

[A]

You know where I'm going? Can you do Merle? Prince does. You don't have a good Prince, do you?

[D]

No, I mean, he's high. High voice.

[A]

Prince sings Big City. Wow, that's a stretch.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

What?

[A]

What? Do you know the chords to Big City?

[E]

Do you guys know the chords? The Big City.

[A]

Big City.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

No, of course. I mean, if you don't know that, then you need to.

[C]

It's country. It's three chords. C, G and F sharp.

[A]

CG and E. I'm tired. Give us just a hit of Big City real quick. Bob, do you know what? You got to get up in that mic, too, cowboy. Put it on your ax if you want to.

[D]

We're way out.

[E]

You guys are trying to see. This is a bad idea. We have three, four, three and a half minutes left here. We get it tuned. No, he's on here.

[A]

He needs the headphones. Jeff.

[E]

I've got him plugged in. He's got a real guitar.

[C]

And you wonder why people do rehearsal.

[A]

No, we don't.

[D]

It was all wrong.

[A]

Dead air. So.

[D]

Well, we got two guitars now.

[A]

All right, so that was.

[C]

How about somebody play one of them?

[A]

How about somebody play one of them? Are we gonna do a Merle Haggard Big City as a tribute to Merle?

[C]

There we go.

[H]

In some run down Mickey Mouse town But on the weekend she's my big city strip now she looks pretty sleek and for a dollar a peak you can make her acquaintance and then just.

[A]

Leave.

[H]

Well, her papa, he don't know his little baby's taking off her clothes Nah, he never asks how she pays the rent but boy do I go to see her dance Lord now just bowed every chance she leaves me with a feeling it was money well spent She's a big city stripper and now the cowboys just love the tipper spinning.

[D]

The velvet seats Big city stripper.

[A]

Who's singing that? I was thinking Merle Hagger. Never heard that song.

[H]

N Cory Mor Morrow.

[A]

Oh, okay. That's fun.

[E]

Can sing. That's.

[A]

I like a good horror song on a Saturday morning. Wake him up. All the. She's a big city stripper and all the cowboys love to dip her. Tipper.

[C]

Not dipper or Dipper.

[A]

Was it Dipper? Tipper with a T. Like just the tip of it.

[D]

If you want a dipper, that's a different level of tip.

[A]

Does that cost more?

[D]

Surely.

[A]

800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. What about big City by Merle Haggard?

[E]

Anybody?

[A]

Bobo, if I ask you to play Big City by Mer, will you do it or do I need to get my wallet?

[D]

I'm tired of this dirty old city.

[A]

We come back to it. We can come back to. We come back to Iran. Good morning, you're on the air. Is it Iran? Aaron? I arisan. It says Iran Arison each a bolt bear soul. Are you there? I don't know man.

[C]

And the cool part about this segment is Prince is dead and can't hear it.

[A]

Oh wait. F.J. cruise with a buck 28 on it. Chris, is it. Is it leather? Cloth.

[F]

It's cloth.

[A]

Two wheel or four wheel drive?

[F]

Four wheel drive. Trail teams edition.

[A]

Okay. Is it lifted or stock?

[F]

Lifted.

[A]

Three inches. I got seven minutes. I got six seconds. Does 14 grand buy it?

[F]

Oh no it doesn't.

[A]

Okay, we'll probably buy it. Well go to give the vin.com I'll buy it. 800. 800. Rad will be right back.

[D]

When you're down you're luck and you ain't got a London you're gonna even London bridge is falling down and moved Arizona.

[A]

Now I know why I need a beer.

[C]

Me too. And I don't drink.

[A]

I think I'm gonna drink tonight.

[C]

Are you?

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

That's a good night to do.

[A]

I think I'm gonna drink after the show.

[C]

Actually, I may drink during the show.

[A]

The show? Do you. Can you drink near beer?

[C]

No, I don't want to. It's like practicing to fail.

[A]

You're such a.

[C]

No, I'm not.

[A]

Why would you sit down and have a fake beer with me and Prince?

[G]

We.

[C]

We didn't drink.

[A]

Prince. Prince did drugs, dog. He died of an od. Elvis.

[C]

We all have our downside.

[A]

Elvis died, Pension went off.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

And Prince may have died.

[C]

What's the best way?

[A]

Rubbing one out.

[C]

What's the best way to go? What's the best way? Just sleeping.

[A]

No, doggy style.

[C]

Doggy style would be good. Yeah.

[A]

800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800.

[C]

You mean in the park? Running between trees?

[A]

Radio. Brian, Good morning on there.

[F]

Hello.

[A]

Hello. Hello.

[C]

Good morning.

[A]

Nobody stopped him. Go ahead.

[D]

What?

[A]

Brian, what have you got?

[F]

I got a 2012 Dodge Ram 1500 Limited Edition.

[A]

Like a Longhorn Limited deal?

[F]

No, it's just limited.

[A]

Hey, Bob, did you forget the rest of the lyrics? Hang on, Brian.

[D]

You want me to sing while you're bidding the car?

[A]

Yeah. Did anybody tell you to stop? Did anybody do it? Hang on. Anybody got a quarter?

[D]

And them limey.

[A]

It's Turley's job to bring him down to where it that balances.

[C]

Get a quarter.

[F]

I think you need to give him another beer.

[A]

Here, give me. Give me a quarter.

[C]

There you go. He threw a quarter at him.

[A]

Oh, now he's mad? No, I threw it against the window to make sure he knew he was over there.

[C]

Wow. Here's a quarter.

[A]

He's pissed. Bob, if you don't learn how to take a joke, does that make you mad? Did I offend you? No, no.

[D]

I'm cool.

[A]

Okay.

[D]

This is all a wonderful idea.

[C]

You offended me because he lost my quarter.

[A]

Brian, 2012 Dodge Ram with 33.

[F]

Yep.

[A]

You're just not gonna keep leather roof. Is it two wheel drive or four?

[F]

Four.

[A]

What you want for it?

[F]

What you gonna give me?

[A]

20?

[F]

I can't go down though. Well, okay, I was thinking like 28.

[A]

Like 20. What?

[F]

28.

[A]

28. What's your payoff? What?

[F]

My payoff is 30.

[A]

See, you're hammered. Let me look something up real quick. It's a half ton, four wheel. 800, 800 radio. 800, 800 7234. It's a Laramie limited.

[F]

I believe so. I know it just says limited on the back. It doesn't say anything, but if it's.

[A]

A four wheel drive Laramie Limited with leather roof and nav. I'll go 20. 20. How many miles? 33, 28. 20. I'll give 25,000.

[G]

So.

[A]

Laramie limited 2012. All right. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. You all right?

[D]

Very good, Very good.

[A]

We will be baba. You can stop.

[E]

May I?

[A]

You can stop, Lord. Sir.

[D]

Thank you, sir.

[A]

Oh, God.

[C]

Top 10 of 10 is coming up shortly after 10 o'.

[E]

Clock.

[C]

You may have to join us online.

[A]

Online. We're leaving Dallas at 10 o'. Clock. And you can get us on iheartradio. You can go to 1047. The bear 102. The bear. Streaming is till noon on iheart. There's more. I forgot the rest.

[C]

We'll do the top 10 Prince song titles that got pitched but never quite got recorded.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Some people don't know. This is really deep, deep, deep trivia.

[A]

Now you said that the jingle. We did some remix. Oh, yeah.

[E]

Everybody's been complaining about this song right here.

[D]

Sell us your car so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[E]

So we figured, why not? We've got a great studio, as you can tell. Bobbo singing there. You know, miked up and everything.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Pictures of princes home studio.

[A]

Like I was in a strip bar with Bobbo in the background. Somehow the urinals over there in the bathroom, they have ice in the bottom of it now.

[C]

Amazing.

[A]

And there's a. There's a. There's a deal with Icedone beer.

[C]

Right. And a condom machine on the wall.

[E]

We have amazing guests that we have on the show and we figure, why not just invite them in to redo that jingle?

[A]

Right?

[D]

Right.

[E]

So we had a couple studio sessions here and for one of the guys that came in, I think you might recognize them here. Axl Rose. Givemethevin.com Jingle, take 10.

[D]

Sell us your car.

[C]

Give.

[D]

You can do it in your underwear.

[C]

Of course.

[A]

I don't know. That's not bad, right?

[E]

I figured you can judge this and you could pick the best one here.

[A]

I'm gonna that. That I would. If it was a diving contest, I'd give a it a three.

[E]

Okay.

[C]

All right.

[E]

What about John Anderson? Okay, give me the vin.com jingle. John Anderson, take five.

[A]

Really?

[D]

Sell us your car. Oh, give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[E]

Oh, no, you don't like John Anderson.

[A]

Dude, I'll give him a 4.

[E]

Okay. What about Dio? Do give me the vin.com jingle. Take 3.

[D]

Sell us your car. Give me the bin.com. so easy you can do it in your undoing.

[A]

7 7.

[E]

Okay.

[A]

I like Dio.

[E]

You like Dio? Well, now, I. There's this freaking chipmunk that, you know, you've seen him around, just sitting outside the studio and stuff. Well, I told him to come in.

[A]

Here and, you know, it's okay.

[E]

Come in and do a little jingle.

[A]

Blazing Homosexuals, early criminals. Do you have high heels on?

[E]

This chipmunk came in and we miked him up and he tried at the jingle. Give me the vin.com. take one.

[G]

You know what? Anytime you get close to a zipper. God dang. You just gotta be careful.

[E]

He rambled a little.

[A]

Okay, because it gets.

[G]

I mean, look at. It hurts a human. Imagine mine. Luckily, chipmunk grow back.

[D]

That's true.

[G]

Look here, look. See that right there? That's where it grew back. Look at my. We got a tail, too. So. That's too much protrusion. You know what I mean? That's why we don't come out of the trees. Squirrels. You know, in our culture, squirrels are considered to be just crazy, Nick.

[A]

I know.

[G]

I know it sounds funny. It sounds funny, but it's not. They'll steal anything you got. And they lie. Thieves and liars.

[E]

Yeah.

[G]

Damn squirrels. We should have never brought them over here from Arkansas.

[E]

What?

[G]

I mean, it's not their fault, but God damn. Yeah, they do have big.

[A]

What?

[G]

That's. That's real pisser, too.

[A]

What the hell does this have to do with that? Roy just hung up. Call him back.

[G]

Big fat, bushy tail squirrel named Rocky. Pissed me off. Yeah, I've been gathering nuts for five months. What? Oh, are we on? Yes.

[C]

Ron.

[G]

That'S not cool. Okay, you want to sing it?

[D]

Sell us your car.

[G]

Give me the ben.com. so easy. You could do it in your.

[E]

So, yeah, his studio session.

[A]

He rambles for quite a bit.

[C]

What's wrong with the squirrel, man?

[A]

No, it's a cheat. I don't know.

[E]

He doesn't like squirrels at all.

[C]

Bad. My bad.

[D]

Those acorns have gone over.

[A]

Surely.

[E]

So you don't like any of those studio sessions?

[A]

No.

[E]

So you like this one?

[D]

Sell us your car.

[A]

Baba. When you did that, did you have a female voice dubbed in?

[D]

I did.

[A]

I hear it.

[D]

Actually, I did. Could you hear it?

[A]

How many layers did it take?

[D]

Oh, man.

[A]

Seriously, it's. Because it sounds like a chorus, it's not a spa.

[D]

Like a dozen. There are A dozen different takes.

[A]

Did you really? And you married them all in.

[D]

Yeah, well, see, I don't know how to not to. Now, Turley as a producer is so much better than I because he can. He can layer these things and not leave, you know, and leave pieces behind that you want to. Mine are just stacked on top of stacked, man. So that's what makes it sound that way.

[A]

We got to do the review, right?

[E]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

Of the car. But we've got a problem. Chevrolet gives us cars, Ford gives us cars to drive every week. And we've got this cool S10. Or it's called Colorado 2016, Colorado Z71, Four Wheel Drive. What's the sticker price on this thing? It's only 42 grand for an S10 truck.

[E]

Let me hit the open.

[A]

Okay, well, you might not.

[B]

Now it's time for the ride of the week.

[A]

So the ride of the week is this Colorado four wheel drive Z71. You can get them at Vandergriff in Dallas.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

Vandergriff Chevy, 42 grand. But it's a diesel. They made a diesel little truck, which is cool. And I've been real busy, and I didn't drive it yesterday. I want to drive it home so I can try it out, so I can do the review. And Connie said, hey, let me send one of the guys to go fill it up with diesel.

[C]

Okay?

[A]

And then she came back 30 minutes later and said, don't blame me. It's not my fault.

[C]

Don't even tell me what you said.

[A]

We've got Uncle Roy on the phone. Uncle Roy's in charge of all of our transportation and drivers. Uncle Roy, are you there?

[C]

Don't say it.

[A]

Yeah, so you heard what I was just setting up. What the hell happened?

[F]

Hey, man, like, I mean, somebody doing.

[C]

We just wake you up.

[A]

Can you say that. Can you say that again so we can understand?

[F]

It sound like to me, somebody just didn't know what he was doing. I mean, when he came back, I. I heard a truck. I was doing a do panel, and when he passed me, I heard a truck. And I know either he was gas supposed to have diesel in or diesel had gas in. I know. I didn't know which one it was. Then he got out, and I asked him what's on the tr. He. I just filled up the gas. I said, fill up a diesel. I said, where do you get the.

[A]

Did he say diesel or gas?

[F]

He said he still love a diesel.

[A]

Okay. He said the word diesel, so he knew it was a diesel. Lisa can't say that on the radio, Roy. You can't use the FW on FCC Airways in the morning, man. Anyway, when did that.

[F]

Anyway, I asked him where he get the fuel from. He said, I got on the phone every night, 30. I said, they don't sell these at the fuel station. Oh, they do. I said, they don't.

[A]

Roy might have cussed 10 times. And what he's saying right now, he wouldn't know if he did or not.

[C]

Not a word.

[E]

He's just waking up, guys.

[A]

Did you have a big night, Roy?

[F]

Oh, pretty much night, yeah.

[A]

What'd you do? Hell with the diesel in the gas truck. What did you get? Did you. Did you score? Do you have a butt. Do you have a butt story for us this morning?

[C]

I'm not getting some words.

[E]

He said, somebody's around here.

[A]

He doesn't know where she's at. He said, there's somebody. No, no, no. He said, there's somebody in my bed right now. I don't know who she is, but.

[F]

I. I tell you what. Her wig didn't come off. I'll tell you that.

[C]

That.

[F]

I got that.

[D]

What I got.

[A]

Well, are you gonna. Are you gonna roll her over and take her off road before you let her go?

[F]

No, she probably. She done beat me to death anyway.

[C]

No idea what that was.

[A]

Okay. She done beat me to death anyway. And then he said, s Got it.

[C]

Thank you.

[A]

I think so. So he filled up my diesel truck with gas and it was running bad, and now we've got to send it to that. We had it towed and they're gonna have to suck it all out.

[F]

Yeah, that's what.

[G]

Okay.

[F]

We hope that worked.

[A]

Well, you know, it could have been worse.

[F]

Oh, yeah, it could have been worse. If you had further drive, it would have been worse.

[A]

I gotta go. I gotta go. Thank you, sir. Thank you. 800, 800 radio. 800, 807. 234. So we filled the new Colorado diesel truck up with gas and we didn't get to review it properly. We'll have to do that next week. Yeah. Are we out of the Eagle?

[E]

Yes.

[A]

Really?

[D]

Yep.

[A]

Already?

[E]

Yep.

[A]

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