#51 John Clay Wolfe Show 6-18-16

Summary

Podcast Summary: The John Clay Wolfe Show

Episode #51 | June 18, 2016 | Aired: February 12, 2026
Host: John Clay Wolfe
Main Theme:
A classic, freewheeling Saturday-morning ride through American life as seen through the eyes of John Clay Wolfe and his crew—covering cars, sports, life, business, money, family, and a healthy dose of car dealership reality and razor-sharp Texan humor.
Tone: Casual, irreverent, direct, often profane, sometimes sentimental, always engaging.

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1. Main Theme and Purpose

This episode delivers a slice-of-life radio variety show: part used-car marketplace, part barbershop banter. John and his team field live calls to buy listener vehicles (with a special focus on negotiating car bids), riff on current events (NBA Finals, rock music trivia, pop culture), share personal stories (from insane car bids to breastfeeding toddlers), and lampoon both themselves and the weirdness of American society. As always, it doubles as a not-so-secret ad for GiveMeTheVIN.com, but with enough candor to keep even the commercial bits entertaining.

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2. Key Topics and Discussion Points

Sports Talk Gone Wild

[00:10] - [01:43]

• Crew discusses a chaotic “basketball” game that somehow involved baseball teams (“Mavericks vs Indians”), “Wild Thing” from Major League pitching three-pointers, and a score of 110-120.
• Exaggerated, tongue-in-cheek—sets the tone for later riffs on sports and pop culture.

The Car Business: Pricing Games and Vendor Drama

[01:50] - [08:59]

• John vents about negotiating with mobile car paint vendors and being overcharged (“getting power billed”).
• Notable quote: "I'm the guy that pays you $4,000 a week. That's who I am." – John (02:03)
• Irritation with .99 pricing tricks ("I'd rather pay $200 a panel than $199. When people price me 99s, I want to smack them." [02:42])
• The frustration of vendors refusing to give bulk discounts and the need to “go to the head guy.”
• General gripes about industries that nickel-and-dime (vets, auto repair, even spouses).

The Value of Honesty—And the Hustle in Sales

[04:19] - [06:34]

• Disdain for itemized, confusing invoices (veterinarians, auto shops) versus “just tell me what it costs.”
• John’s preference for straightforward “bottom-line” deals:
  • “If we had a thousand dollars in our checking account, after you bought this stuff, how much do we now have? That's all I want to know.” (05:35)
• Car dealer equivalent: “Bumps and super sizes, we’re all getting screwed.” (05:54)

Truck Drivers, Customer Insults, and Business “Growing Pains”

[09:24] - [10:39]

• Stories about transporting cars for GiveMeTheVIN; complaints about truck drivers (“I’d rather have a sister that’s a [censored] than a brother that’s a truck driver.” [09:40])
• Coping with public complaints as the business grows.

Personal Asides: Parenthood and Breastfeeding

[10:39] - [13:41]

• John shares his son’s recently-ended breastfeeding journey, complete with audio/video snippets.
• Comic detail: "He's a Rangers fan and he likes nice cans. This is my kid." (12:58)
• The crew rib John about the timing (“Let it go too far—like a year too far.”)

On-Air Car Bids: The Core Show Format

Throughout (esp. [13:53] [17:34] [22:56] [49:50] [59:31] [96:05] [138:53])

• Listeners call in with their vehicles; John insists on seeing photos via the website.
• Lots of classic dealer banter, such as:
  • “I'm a guy that gives you a check now. You don’t have to run an ad, you don’t have to do test drives.” (17:48)
  • “Kelly Blue Balls don’t buy no cars. She just talks.” (24:09)

Negotiating Tactics and Dealer Tricks

[56:08] - [57:15]

• On why he always bids low:
  • “If I hit somebody at $50 grand, it's got to be $51. And then you get hung up over principle. ... If I hit ’em at $48 and they said, ‘No, I ain’t taking a dime less than $50,’ then I go to $49.” (56:18)
  • Preference for beating CarMax offers just to cut out the “crap.”

Sports Again: NBA Finals and Family Traditions

[29:41] - [31:10]

• Talk of Steph Curry’s ejection and his wife’s tweet about “rigged” games.
• LeBron James’ comeback.
• Family analogies tying sports to “who gets the big piece of chicken” (Chris Rock callback).

Parody and Radio Industry In-Jokes

[44:43] - [49:50]

• Crew plays audio parodies from other radio shows making fun of GiveMeTheVIN’s schtick ("SellMeYourKid.com").
• Quote: “Parody is great. People thought I’d be upset about that. I thought it was great.” – John (49:04)

Music Trivia and Rock Banter

[22:01] [26:03]

• Quips about Soundgarden’s "Spoonman" (“I think it's about a heroin addict.” [22:19])
• Listener calls with the real “Spoonman” story.

Money, Family, Inheritance: The Sour Side of Success

[59:01] - [64:24]

• John opens up about family land battles, estrangement from his father over selling the family ranch.
• Listeners and crew share stories about family fights over trivial inheritances (“Families lose it over a couch.” [60:52])
• Bittersweet:
  • "You can't replace it. My granddad went and found this in the 50s. He knew what he was buying when he bought it." (69:47)

Breastfeeding—A Deeper Dive

[125:33] - [132:37]

• John revisits his son's breastfeeding, asking for female callers to weigh in about when to stop.
• Variety of opinions: 2 years is common; some say up to 5 years is "too much."
• Comic edge: “I'm a guy. You should never cut it off.” – Dennis [132:23]

Guns, Facebook, and the Orlando Shooting

[104:13] - [106:07]

• Bobbo voices disdain for Facebook “proud gun carrier” posts.
• Conversation on open carry, public safety, and relevance after mass shootings.
• “I don’t keep small firearms around ‘cause I have three sons and I think the odds of them getting into my guns are higher than me saving someone's life.” – John [107:49]

Cars, Money, and Family: A Perpetual Loop

• More call-ins about crazy truck builds, customizations (28-inch wheels!), auctions, and the realities of used-car pricing in a deflating wholesale market.

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3. Notable Quotes & Moments

• On Pricing:
  “When people price me 99s, I want to smack them.” – John, [02:42]

• On Being Overcharged:
  “Do you ever feel like you’re getting power billed, JD? Oh, yeah.” [03:59]

• On Sales Tricks:
  “They’re selling you while they’re building this damn invoice.” (04:50)

• On Family Finances:
  “How much did you spend, honey? What did the stuff cost? ... If we had a thousand dollars in our checking, after you bought this stuff, how much money do we now have?” – John [05:35]

• On Negotiation:
  “You don’t make your money when you sell them, JD. Nope. You make your money when you buy.” – [42:50]

• On Radio Parody:
  “Sellmeyourkid.com—if you can get our offer beat on the black market, we’ll send you a check for $100.” – John [49:17]

• On Family Land Feuds:
  “He said he didn’t want to wait for the money. Huh. I was gonna pay him $75 or $100 grand a year. ... Wasn’t good enough. That’s kind of crusty, isn’t it?” – [70:30]

• On Breastfeeding:
  “He’s a Rangers fan and he likes nice cans. This is my kid.” – [12:58]

  “My first son, he breastfed to 22 months. ... My main goal was two years.” – Caller Brittany [130:13]

• On Guns:
  “A bunch of good old hillbilly confidence and a cheap ass .38 does not make you Dirty Harry or even Josie Wales.” – Bobbo [105:22]

• On Ridiculous Car Bids:
  “Kelly Blue Balls, man. ... She will leave you hanging.” [24:09]

• On Accepting the Real Value:
  “I know you know what you’ve got, but I’m just reminding you—we still gotta sell it to somebody, so you have to put yourself in their shoes.” – John [140:11]

• On Life Sentiment:
  “I don’t go on any vacations anymore. Nice. Thanks. And I’ve got my kid.” (In response to how much child support he pays) [135:49]

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4. Timestamps for Segments

• Intro, Sports Banter: [00:09] – [01:43]
• Car Business: Vendor & Pricing Gripes: [01:50] – [08:59]
• Family Finance, Power Billing: [04:19] – [06:34]
• Truck Driver Problems: [09:24] – [10:39]
• Breastfeeding Story: [10:39] – [13:41], [125:33] – [132:37]
• Live Car Bids: Recurring throughout, especially [13:53], [49:50], [138:53]
• Negotiation Tactics: [56:08] – [57:15]
• NBA Finals & Pop Culture: [29:41] – [31:10]
• Radio Parodies: [44:43] – [49:50]
• Soundgarden/Spoonman Trivia: [22:01], [26:03]
• Family/Land/Money Conflicts: [59:01] – [64:24], [69:00]
• Guns/Facebook/Orlando: [104:13] – [106:07]
• Show Wrap & Car Market Chat: [136:01] – [138:53]

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5. Memorable Moments

• The absurd “Mavericks vs. Indians” basketball story involving Charlie Sheen as “Wild Thing,” mashing up sports and movies for comic effect ([00:27]).
• John’s low tolerance for “99” pricing and fake discounts in both cars and everyday purchases.
• The extended breast feeding segment—John openly discussing his two-year-old’s habits and the family’s “last feed” video audio ([10:39], [125:33]).
• Listeners and crew swapping war stories about inherited property and dysfunctional family money drama.
• The parody “SellMeYourKid.com” played from a rival radio show, showing the team’s willingness to laugh at themselves ([44:43]).
• Open, honest negotiations on air: John not apologizing for making below-market opening bids, but graciously explaining the why.
• Spirited, sometimes profane, debates about concealed carry, guns, and American machismo ([104:13]).
• Listener calls about custom cars—some genuinely interested, some just wanting to be on-air, all getting John’s no-BS treatment.

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6. Original Tone and Color

Throughout, John is unscripted and irreverent—willing to make himself, his team, his family, and his whole business the butt of the joke. The banter is fast, the mood mercurial. He shifts from gripes about “super-sizing” vendor invoices and his wife’s shopping habits, to deep reflections on family property feuds, to mocking radio parodies and then back to the business of buying someone’s car for $15k. The result is both wildly entertaining and, beneath it all, surprisingly honest.

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For listeners who missed it:
Expect a wild, grand tour of Texan middle-class Americana—equal parts business, blue-collar complaint, sports obsession, dad jokes, family dysfunction, and genuine advice on how not to be taken for a ride in the car buying/selling world. Skip the first five minutes if you hate sports, but buckle in for car deals, cringey-yet-funny parenting tales, ruthless negotiation, and a side of NWA.

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For full listening: Find The John Clay Wolfe Show podcast archive on PodBean or via the GiveMeTheVIN.com website.

Transcript

[Baba]

Foreign.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you watch that basketball game? Some. That's some basketball game.

[J.D. Ryan]

Was it really Y. Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[J.D. Ryan]

I can't believe it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can't even know what's happening. Yeah, the Mavericks were in front of the Indians. Were they? Yeah, and it was the eighth ending.

[Michael Turley]

Wow.

[J.D. Ryan]

Did they win?

[John Clay Wolf]

And the guy from Major league. Do you remember Wild Thing?

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, who doesn't?

[John Clay Wolf]

He came and closed the game down.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was 110 to 120. And then the Mavericks came back and Wild Thing pitched the three pointers and closed it up.

[J.D. Ryan]

I've heard a three pointer.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the Indians won. Wow. In the game six of this. Of. Of the finals. So now it's going to game seven.

[J.D. Ryan]

How did you sleep last night?

[John Clay Wolf]

It was good.

[Baba]

He's a lot better with his glasses, isn't he?

[John Clay Wolf]

It was good. He is. He is.

[Baba]

He is.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he looked just like Charlie Sheen. Yeah, but did you see that game, Charlie?

[Michael Turley]

Oh, hell yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, God, that's great. What's the next one?

[Michael Turley]

Sunday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sunday. Sunday. Sunday afternoon or night.

[Michael Turley]

It's a, I believe, prime time game.

[John Clay Wolf]

A nooner?

[Michael Turley]

No, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

Better than a good old fashioned nooner. Nooner. Hey, honey, meet me at the hotel at the Holiday Inn for a nooner. Mike, we have a business issue. I was Talking to our 7 o'.

[Michael Turley]

Clock, by the way. Tomorrow night.

[John Clay Wolf]

Touch up guys.

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we're in the car business and we have cars getting reconditioned and.

[Wallace Edwards]

Our.

[John Clay Wolf]

Touch up guys, mobile painting unit people, I see them outside in the parking lot doing their business every Saturday morning so nicely repainting bumpers and buffing out scratches and touching up cars. And I tried to talk to him a minute ago because I've never really talked to him and he didn't want to talk to me at all.

[Michael Turley]

Did he even know who you were?

[John Clay Wolf]

No. And I asked him to get in the car and he said, where are we going? I was like, well, just get in the car. Let's talk. I don't think he knows who. He's very uncomfortable. Very uncomfortable. I'm the guy that pays you 4,000 a week. That's who I am.

[Michael Turley]

Did you tell him that, though?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, I didn't say it like. Thought that was funny.

[Baba]

That's my name. Put that coffee down.

[John Clay Wolf]

And. And when I started trying to review some of the pricing strategy that he proposes and some of the invoices, he got very highly offended. And before you start rolling your eyes and say, oh, no, what have I got to clean up? This is Turley.

[J.D. Ryan]

I understand.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't I backed off. But I did ask him, you know, because his price is 200 a panel for paint.

[Michael Turley]

Huh.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he called. He said 195. And that bothers me with anyone, not just him. And I said, let's just call it 200. If it's 200 a panel, I'd rather pay you 200 a panel than you price me for 199 a panel. When people price me 99s, I want to smack them.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I understand people. When people call into the show and I bid their car, I don't say 10 999.

[J.D. Ryan]

I understand that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I give them 11 grand.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's a trick.

[Baba]

Yeah. Like price is right price.

[J.D. Ryan]

So it's a Walmart thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

So he just. He really. What I was trying to communicate to the man is that when he has bigger jobs like a fender, a door and a door that all need to be sprayed because of a heavy scratch. Sure. How about giving a brother a little discount instead of 200. 200. 200, which would be 600, you know, how about 450? Right.

[Michael Turley]

The problem was you're talking to the wrong guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh yeah, his.

[Michael Turley]

You got to talk to the head guy over him. You're talking to a painter and he's just kind of gets instructions.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's not gonna.

[Michael Turley]

He's not setting the prices.

[Baba]

John, when you get to the man in the parking lot with the paint.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Baba]

This is not a mad guy. This is a friend. This may be a friend of mine. It's not a friend of ours.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got you. Gotta go.

[Baba]

You gotta go to the hat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because I remember having this conversation with the owner of the company about a year ago and it went pretty well.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I feel like we're getting power build again. Do you ever feel like you're getting power billed, JD oh yeah. Have you ever been power drilled in your behind, Bob? I mean, it just really from like an air conditioning company time or two or a. Who else is bad about it?

[J.D. Ryan]

Auto repair.

[Baba]

Oh, veterinarians, man. Veterinarians. Hack me off.

[John Clay Wolf]

Veterinarians will take you out of the kneecaps. Yeah, yeah. I just hate the. Just tell me how much it is. Just tell me what you're going to charge for your service. Don't build me a castle out of legos. Part number A, nine is 27 cents. Part number B, 17 is 3.402 cents. Just how much is the son of a biscuit eater?

[J.D. Ryan]

Some people want to give you specifics.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're selling you while they're building this.

[J.D. Ryan]

Damn Invoice selling you. Why? It's going to cost as much.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

You understand that this part normally is twelve hundred dollars, but I'm only going to charge you eleven hundred every meeting.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's. My wife gives me that B.S. dude, these shoes were, you know, two hundred and I got them for thirty.

[J.D. Ryan]

Woman's the only one.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much did you spend? No, no, no. Can't get an answer out of that. No, she wants to answer with I saved you. How much did you save?

[J.D. Ryan]

Right. Hundreds of dollars. Today. Would you spend thousands?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, well, wait, you didn't save me crap. How much did you spend, honey? What did the stuff cost? I don't remember. Will you remember what retail was normally?

[J.D. Ryan]

It would be very expensive.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't give a damn. Okay, let's look at it like this. If we had a thousand dollars in our checking account, okay, after you bought this stuff, how much money do we now have in our checking?

[J.D. Ryan]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nice.

[Baba]

Nice.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're a bottom line guy. Everybody's not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, they should be.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because this is a world of bumps and super sizes, and we're all getting screwed.

[J.D. Ryan]

That sounds like something Donald Trump would say.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's true.

[Baba]

How would you. How would you make this a perfect, you know, transaction, though, John? I mean, what do you want to change about the thing? Just.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just. I just. Are you talking about the vendor a moment ago or in general? Yeah. Let's get off of him. I just want him to cheapen his prices up. I don't want to pay $900 to get four doors painted on a Mustang to when I could take it to a body shop and get the whole son of a. Done in a controlled environment for a thousand.

[Baba]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, there's a reason I'm paying a parking lot painter. I want it cheaper.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right, right, right.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you're buying dope on the street corner or como, it should be cheaper than buying it at the Omni.

[J.D. Ryan]

Exactly.

[Baba]

And did he seem shocked at all?

[John Clay Wolf]

Very shocked. He didn't know. Extremely shocked.

[Baba]

He's like, you're like Paulie going into the convenience store and trying to squeeze the Js, right? He said, squeeze the cheese, buddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no squeeze. Just extremely shy. Just almost to the extent that he thought that he felt uncomfortable in my car. You know, I pulled up in the Cadillac and he. He felt uncomfortable getting in with me. I could have bought.

[Baba]

He probably thought you were the boss.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's never met you.

[Michael Turley]

He's huge. Braden's a big man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. A large man, but he has no Idea who you are.

[Michael Turley]

You didn't even say I am the guy that's paying.

[John Clay Wolf]

I did.

[Wallace Edwards]

Oh, you did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because I own the company, okay. They start giving me the well Bubba and 49.95 and the Buff and the touch up and the like. Dude, I do 500 cars a month. I know what it costs to get stuff fixed. And it's supposed to be cheaper when you're doing it bootleg style without a permit in the middle of a parking lot.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, you're just talking to the wrong guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's all. Yeah, that's all. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, now we've handled that.

[Baba]

This is, this is very, this is very unconventional.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio is the call in number. I'll bid your car. If it's got a scratch in the.

[Michael Turley]

Bumper, we know how much it costs.

[John Clay Wolf]

We can have it fixed for 295. 295.

[Michael Turley]

Not for a scratch.

[John Clay Wolf]

But what's it cost to have a bumper reshot?

[Michael Turley]

It's if, if reshooting a bumper is 200. But if they're 200, if they're.

[John Clay Wolf]

I used to pay $50. 50.

[Michael Turley]

Inflation, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, 50. A couple of scratches on a door. What does that cost?

[Michael Turley]

70. Like the whole car. 70 bucks.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Light scratches.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Light scratch now.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, it's heavy.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, you're gonna have to get it painted. And that's how much panel 280's angle in here.

[Michael Turley]

He's got a scratch.

[J.D. Ryan]

I got a scratch. See?

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll go see him just whack. Put it on my bill like everybody else does. Because I think that's what's happening. I think that's what's happening. I think everybody's getting their cars filled up, their tires rotated, their oil changed, their electric bills paid.

[J.D. Ryan]

On me because I want my car detailed today.

[John Clay Wolf]

Take it over there. Just say, go, wolf.

[J.D. Ryan]

I do. And they I, I pay for it though, later.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Why?

[Baba]

Because there's a silver lining in there though, JD because therein lies the beauty of givemethevin.com. you don't have to do all this stuff. John's got a whole little cottage industry of service people that do all the work with the cars, get them detailed, get them up ready for auction. You don't gotta do it. All you got to do is put your pictures on. Give me the vin.com make miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. 800. Yeah. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio.

[Baba]

And obviously, just because the seller doesn't have any grief, doesn't mean that John doesn't have some once in a while. God.

[John Clay Wolf]

You want to Talk Truck Driver Problems495.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh no, we have truck driver problems.

[John Clay Wolf]

One customer told me quote unquote in earmuffs for the kids. Ladies, earmuffs for the kids. Okay, it's 8. 10. If you've got your kid in the car with you, change the channel. Put an ear muff over them. Yard sales customer tells me yes, after he got upset with one of our truck drivers. I'd rather have a sister that's a. Than a brother that's a truck driver.

[J.D. Ryan]

Boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Man.

[Baba]

Class struggle on a grand scale, huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

He was upset and he'd had a bad experience with a truck driver before. I say, well, these are growing pains is what all this is. Give me the. Vin.com is growing a lot. We're having a lot of transportation. We're doing more recondition. Blah blah, blah, blah, blah. So. So there's just issues. But the public doesn't see it. We see it. It's just part of going through day in, day out business. In other news, my son, my two year old son stopped breastfeeding this week.

[Baba]

Oh really? That's a bummer for him, huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

It is. It's a bummer for me because he's upset about it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh.

[Baba]

And of course he is.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's very. We let it go a little too far.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Two years, a little long. He's two. Yeah. But he's, you know, he's. I've got a video of him which I'm not going to show you the video, but I'll play the audio later.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

So he, He's. She was so sad that it was doing his last breastfeeding.

[J.D. Ryan]

We videotaped it.

[John Clay Wolf]

We videotaped it. The final one, the final countdown. Like Europe. He sit there with his mouth full of European boob. I'll do it in a bit. Well, I mean I guess I could do it now. I want to do it later.

[Michael Turley]

You can always do it again.

[J.D. Ryan]

You can do it again.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can I. Am I allowed to?

[Baba]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

That'll only be 2.95. You know, supersize it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I don't know if I have it the right spot, boss.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I'm not. I was. I was teasing. Not ready.

[J.D. Ryan]

But there's audio to this.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's audio to this. That. That is radio ready.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was. She's videotaping him. Hang on. Is this it? And he, he's really gotten into the Rangers. The Rangers having a great season by the way. Let's go Rangers.

[J.D. Ryan]

The Texas Rangers.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Texas.

[J.D. Ryan]

Not the Power Rangers.

[Baba]

Let's go. They're kids.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know, kind of his name all of a sudden. Let's go Ranger. He's just like, let's go Rangers. And he goes. So he said, there's nursing.

[J.D. Ryan]

Never quit.

[John Clay Wolf]

And she's a well endowed Danish woman.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he, you hear him? He slaps that boo. Bam. Bam.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're kidding. You're kidding.

[Michael Turley]

God.

[J.D. Ryan]

And you're.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you're videotaping this and I wasn't videotaping. I really is. Gosh. There's too many slaps, kid. He's slapping that boo. Listen.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh my God.

[Caller]

See?

[J.D. Ryan]

And a mouthful. Okay.

[Michael Turley]

There.

[J.D. Ryan]

You see the video?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. What are you complaining about?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, I'm not complaining. I understand that.

[Baba]

I. I see.

[John Clay Wolf]

Huh.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's odd because he's two. It's. He looks a little.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's a Rangers fan and he likes nice cans. This is my kid. This is my kid. And he doesn't want to get screwed by super sizers either. He doesn't need to get. He doesn't need to pay for super size. He's got super size at home.

[Baba]

But he's experienced.

[J.D. Ryan]

Over John. Camera pans over. John's on the other one.

[Baba]

J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

He'S like.

[Baba]

He's like, you know what sucks about this? Not this, because this doesn't suck anymore.

[Caller]

This is terrible.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cut off and he comes, middle of the night.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, he's mad. He's mad. Dude.

[Baba]

The brother's mad.

[John Clay Wolf]

Brother's ready to fight. Hitting people, pushing people around. He's upset. Yeah, we've cut him off.

[J.D. Ryan]

Let it go too far.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let it go too far.

[Baba]

Last call.

[J.D. Ryan]

Like a year too far.

[John Clay Wolf]

When are you supposed to cut it off? Year 2012 Tundra with 96 Paul. Good morning. Is it a big back door or the small back door?

[Caller]

Big back door.

[John Clay Wolf]

4 wheel or 2 wheel drive?

[Caller]

4 wheel with a 6 inch suspension, lift, pro comp wheels and tires. And when you open the door, it's got the steps that come down automatically.

[John Clay Wolf]

You ever smoked any grass in it?

[Caller]

No. Okay, no grass.

[John Clay Wolf]

You sure?

[Caller]

I'm positive, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it more than 20 grand?

[Caller]

Yeah, it's more than 20 grand.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's the 2012. It's not new. It's got a hundred thousand miles on it. I'm not putting your truck down. I'm just letting you know, you know, it's like having a good looking gal that's 62.

[Caller]

I haven't seen many that are 62, but. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

What, what, what, what? What's it take to buy it, man?

[Caller]

I don't know. It's in great shape. It's got the red rock leather interior, all air conditioned seats.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds pretty. Is 22 by. Does 22 buy it?

[Caller]

Man, I can't let it go for 22.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, then you obviously know what it takes to buy it because I've hit you twice, you said no. So what's it take to buy it?

[Caller]

26.

[John Clay Wolf]

26. Is it a limited or platinum or on the VIN number?

[Caller]

Platinum.

[John Clay Wolf]

Platinum. Go to. Give me the. Go to givemetheven.com right now. Push me two pictures, say 26 grand, I'll buy this truck and I'll let you know. We may call you back on air after I see the pictures and I'll tell you if I bought it or not. That's a lot of money.

[Caller]

I went to Toyota at Grapevine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller]

And they offered me trade in, but you know how that is.

[John Clay Wolf]

What'd they offer you?

[Caller]

They offered me 28 too, with a trade in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, but you just want to sell it outright?

[Caller]

I'd rather just sell it out. Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Go to givemetheven.com right now. Hey, I gotta go. I gotta get a break. I gotta get a break. Go to givemetheven.com. load the VIN number, say 26 grand, buys it right now, and we'll let you know in a minute. 800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. My name is John Clay Wolf and guess what? I buy cars over the radio.

[Radio Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't look at me. Oh, my God. We'll do it live. You guys keep talking them to me off air. I've got no material. And when you're asking me questions off air that are good show material, Save it for the show. Oh, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

You got no material?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I don't.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know it's Saturday now, I'm telling you.

[Baba]

Isn't that perfect for Father's Day weekend? Daddy made a new rule.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't look at me. Don't talk to me.

[J.D. Ryan]

Talk to me.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you want for Father's Day? I want you to go away and leave me alone. That's what I want. Well, that's not very nice. Yeah, well, it'd be nice for me.

[J.D. Ryan]

Are we going to Jack Ingram tonight?

[John Clay Wolf]

We're going to Jack.

[J.D. Ryan]

Who's going?

[John Clay Wolf]

You? I'm going. Are you Going.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm going plus one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, plan is yes, coming. Okay, so now we need more tickets. No, Jeanette must be is two. You're you plus two. Plus one.

[J.D. Ryan]

Everybody gets plus one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you calling my wife fat?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, my God.

[Baba]

Oh, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, Bob O you going, man?

[Baba]

I can't go, dude. I can't make it.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right, well, so we have two extra tickets.

[Baba]

I'd love to. I'm living alone. Nobody's gonna take care of my aminals.

[Michael Turley]

Okay, animals.

[John Clay Wolf]

So should we give away the two extra jacket?

[J.D. Ryan]

Animals can't take care of themselves for a couple hours. I go to concerts all the time.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got four cats and two dogs.

[J.D. Ryan]

In a hot tub all the time. And get drunk and stoned.

[Baba]

What do you mean not stoned ever?

[Wallace Edwards]

Never.

[J.D. Ryan]

Excuse me. You just told me.

[John Clay Wolf]

While y' all are arguing, I'm gonna bid some cars. David, he's got a 06 Dodge Viper with 13. David, I want this car. What's it cost to buy it?

[Caller]

49,5.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's too much, David. Why is it so damn much? Why are you so high? Why are you calling into a radio show wanting full blown retail?

[Caller]

Full blown retail in some parts of the country is like 52, 53 on this thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you been? But I'm a wholesale dealer. I'm a guy that gives you a check now. You don't have to run an ad, you don't have to do test drives. You don't have to talk to a bunch of people that can't afford it. You don't even have.

[Caller]

How much are you at?

[John Clay Wolf]

I gotta look it up.

[Caller]

Hold on.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm sitting there buying time while I'm pulling it up. Where'd you come up with that Number? Is it SRT10 or is it convertible or coupe?

[Caller]

Convertible.

[John Clay Wolf]

Charlie, aren't these 30 grand rigs? Haven't I had a few of them?

[Michael Turley]

I didn't. I missed it.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a 06 Viper with 13. Yeah, it's 40 grand rig. It's a 40 grand rig. It's full blown retail. Retail is like way up there. There's a reason that those ones that you've been seeing online for that much are still online is because they're too damn high. Yeah, I mean, what color is it?

[Caller]

The gts? Crystal blue.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll write a check for this car. How many miles are at 13,000 miles? 42 grand.

[Caller]

42?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Yeah. Go that low. Well, go to Carmax, go get your bid and let them hit it at 38. And then you'll appreciate my 42 and then go to the other whatever store, the Dodge store, and they'll hit it at 40. And I mean, I'm in the wholesale trade. I understand you want retail for it. So when you get ready to like, you really want to sell it and you're going to take the commodity market for it, that's me.

[Caller]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I should be the top guy in that world now. The rich guy that lives in Highland park that wants a 06 Viper that'll pay 50 grand for one that's not me. I sell to the guy.

[Caller]

Tell me how to find that guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

I sell to the guys that sell to that guy. That's the. That. That's the food chain. In this drug transaction, I'm on the top of the wholesale money. Thomas. 13 Silverado with 29. Is it a crew cab?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it an LTZ or an LT?

[Caller]

An LT and I'll be one even easier. I just got it did at Texas direct yesterday for 26 and a half.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. That does help things. It speeds it up. Are you in Houston or Dallas?

[Caller]

I'm in Houston and I'm also in the market. I'm looking for a diesel truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't sell cars. I don't sell cars. I just buy.

[Caller]

That sucks.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know. I like that, that 40,000 mile truck that the girl called in a minute ago about though where the dad died, but he didn't get to go fishing.

[Caller]

Yeah, I called that. He was dead before you said anything. That was pretty rude of you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, it really was.

[John Clay Wolf]

What was rude?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh my God. You go. Sorry about your dad.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was in a hurry.

[Michael Turley]

I have to defend him on that one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dude, I had 60 seconds to fill that slot live and I went like 63 seconds.

[J.D. Ryan]

It just seemed very flip.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, I apologize, people. I meant I. Okay, I was already over my 60 second mark and I took like two more seconds to say I'm sorry about your dad. So if you look at it from that point of view, it was pretty nice of me.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I am sorry, but people don't.

[J.D. Ryan]

Know that you're on a time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I'm telling them now.

[Baba]

He just wanted to go fishing.

[John Clay Wolf]

We have a quick 60 second hit live hit at that time.

[J.D. Ryan]

And.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I got 60 seconds to take that call.

[J.D. Ryan]

Seem like you flipped.

[Baba]

Forgot to go.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. He used to sit there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thomas. Does it make more sense now?

[Baba]

Haggard CDs.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, did you say 26 and a half is what you got a bit at?

[Caller]

I did. I did not take it. I'm sitting in the truck right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, go to givemetheven.com. shoot me two picks. An exterior side shot in an interior, like, stand at the door, jam. Shoot me interior shot where I can see the dash and the seats and all that. Say, TDA was 26 grand and can you beat it? And we'll answer you immediately. Need the VIN number. Thank you, sir. 800-800-7234. 808. I do think I can beat it, by the way. Just beat it. Beat it. Beat it. That was rude of you. See, I'm out of time again.

[J.D. Ryan]

God. All right, easy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Screw all y'. All. There's no time in the show.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sorry about your dad.

[Radio Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1-800-800-RODE. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bobbo, it just hit me. What spoon man means. Spoon man, this song by Soundgarden.

[Baba]

What does it mean?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it's supposed to mean about a guy who plays the spoons. You know, when they start playing the spoons in a minute. I think it's about a heroin addict.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it is. Did I just figure that out? Did everybody else know that all along?

[Michael Turley]

About 20 years later, yes.

[Baba]

You just figured out because he was under the bridge downtown.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was he playing the spoons? Drew some blood, Tied off and banged up.

[Baba]

Bang, bang.

[John Clay Wolf]

So am I stupid? Has that been. No, you just look at it that way.

[Baba]

Hang in with Mr. Brownstone.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who's Mr. Brownstone?

[Michael Turley]

That's heroin.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh. Won't leave me alone. Bri. 2011 Chevy Cruz with 32 grand on it. Is it worth 8,000?

[H]

It's worth 8,000, but we were weighing more than that.

[John Clay Wolf]

You owe more than that?

[H]

No. Yeah, we do.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you owe? One?

[H]

I think we owe 14.

[John Clay Wolf]

I owe. I. Oh, it's off to work. I go with a.

[J.D. Ryan]

You did not.

[John Clay Wolf]

With a Sig. With a Gamma 5 between my thighs.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right, all right, all right, all right. They'll pass.

[John Clay Wolf]

Coyo. That's what it was. That's right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. Oh, three Ranger with a buck zero five, Derek. It's got to be worth two grand if it's nice, right?

[Caller]

Yeah, it's got pretty decent condition. I've just changed all the spark plugs and runs decently.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Does it have. Is it extended cab?

[Caller]

Not the extended cab. It's got the. The shotgun doors in the back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Is it Automatic or stick? Six or four cylinder?

[Caller]

Six cylinder.

[John Clay Wolf]

Automatic, if it's nice. I'll give 2,000 for it. Does that buy it?

[Caller]

I was just really trying to call and see what's where. That blue booked it and it was between 23 and 4,500.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kelly Blue Balls, man.

[Caller]

I know, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Kelly Blue Balls don't buy no cars. She just talks. She's that chick that just won't shut up because she doesn't do anything. She just talks. Ah, 2300. 4300. But she never writes a check. That's why I call her Kelly Blue Balls. Because she will let you down. Right? She will leave you hanging. What does it take to buy the car? Derek Minary?

[Caller]

Like I said, I just calling. I don't have any other modes of transportation. Now it was worse if I could sell it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're a perfect candidate for someone who should have used our website and not called into our radio show and wasted everybody's time. Oh, come on. So go to givemetheven.com and load it up and we'll give a bid. Well, now you already have it, so you don't need to. But anybody else if you. I want to talk to the people that are ready to do business. Not the tire kickers, not the. Hey, man, you want to hear me on the radio? Look at this. Honey, call the kids and fix to be on the radio. It's Father's Day. God, it is Father's Day.

[J.D. Ryan]

It is Father's Day. What are y' all doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

I am doing. I don't know what I'm doing. I'm. My wife asked me this morning, what do you want to do?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I had nothing. I just. I didn't even think about it.

[J.D. Ryan]

You probably want to do what your son was doing in that video.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. Yes. Is there a Ranger game tomorrow?

[Michael Turley]

Tomorrow? I believe so. Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

We're going to Jackie room tonight. Except Babo's not going because he's never been stoned at a concert. I want to go back to that. You were never stoned at a concert. You just told the story two weeks ago. How you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I saw him stoned at a concert and he fell over at the Joe Walsh Bad Company concert.

[Baba]

He's not how that happen happened, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

But you just said you were never. You've never been stoned at a concert.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4.

[Baba]

Come on.

[John Clay Wolf]

You did one hit and you felt you were a one hit wonder.

[Baba]

Just because I fell down doesn't mean I felt any effect whatsoever.

[John Clay Wolf]

You didn't feel any effect because you were out. They picked you up in a wheelchair and Took you the infirmary at the Starplex, right, Nick? Spoon man origin. Go.

[Caller]

Spoon Man Origin is actually not about heroin, believe it or not, as. Just like Brown, Mr. Brownstone isn't. Yeah, that's straight up about heroin. But now the story of Spoon man is. Is they were at a festival one time. Sound Garden was. And got all their gear stolen. And they had no other option but to have somebody come up on there during their time at that show and play for them. And the only guy they could find was the guy playing the spoon. Actually, yes, it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you just making up a good story?

[Caller]

I know. It really does, but, yeah, that's. There's actually video of it somewhere of the guy playing Find It.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, I want you to find the. Find the video.

[Michael Turley]

You know what? The video does have the old man in it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want you to find the video, and I want you to go to givemetheven.com, click email jcw and send me the link.

[Caller]

All right, bud.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks. 8008-0072-3480-0800.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're just dispatching your minions. Go do that for me.

[Baba]

Somebody asked for a Spoon Man.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, here's the old man now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Play it for you.

[Baba]

A one, a two.

[John Clay Wolf]

Two women in a cup. Three was better than spoon man. All right, 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. What have you got, J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

I got nothing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wait, wait. You said we're going to Jack Ingram?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, we're going to Jack Ingram tonight to Billy Bob's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay?

[J.D. Ryan]

You, me, Michael Turley, and Bobbo. Because he's not going.

[John Clay Wolf]

If we have two extra tickets, should I give them away?

[J.D. Ryan]

They're under. Unfortunately, we'd have to get them because they're under Bobbo's name.

[John Clay Wolf]

You actually put them under Bobbo's name? Yes. Out of all the people to put them under, you put them under Bobbo's name. What made you do that?

[J.D. Ryan]

Because he was gonna pick them up. And the person who's putting them a will call needs names.

[Baba]

Well, shoot. I'm impressed, J.D. i may go after all, so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wait, wait, wait. He needed names for each of us. He didn't just say John Wolf and have the whole envelope.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, because we're gonna arrive at different times.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay? They've got backstage passes and everything, right?

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm assuming you. You set that up.

[Baba]

See here, Texas, we gotta. We gotta be sensitive to terrorists. We have a security protocol for tickets, right? You gotta have your name on your envelope, your tickets. You ain't getting in.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right?

[Baba]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

And you know Jack. So I'm assuming we're going backstage.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, we are.

[J.D. Ryan]

I hope.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, we're.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, so I need to probably give those two tickets away. Unless somebody else wants them in the office. I guess I may. I'll. We may give them.

[J.D. Ryan]

We're gonna pick them up.

[John Clay Wolf]

We may give them away. I'll get it handled. Okay, you get it handled. I can get it handled. What have you got in the news?

[J.D. Ryan]

I got nothing, man. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Golden State warriors superstar Stephen Curry fouled out late in The Cleveland Cavaliers 115, 101 win over the defending NBA champions Cleveland Indians. Yeah, those folks, the Cleveland Indians. And basically, he got. He got ejected from the court after unintentionally throwing his mouthpiece toward a fan. Did you see this?

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. So was it unintentional?

[Michael Turley]

No, it was intentional. Throw it at the fan. He wanted to throw the mouthpiece out.

[J.D. Ryan]

So he gets thrown out. And Curry's wife Alicia then goes to Twitter and voices her displeasure about the referees. Yeah, that's what you want. Your wife on Twitter about your job. You imagine if anybody else's wife went to Twitter?

[Baba]

Cole Beasley got that.

[J.D. Ryan]

John Clay Wolf did this to me at work today. Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

That happens. That happens.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's a good way to get your husband fired.

[John Clay Wolf]

It happened twice in the NFL last season.

[J.D. Ryan]

Anyway, she said, I've all. I've lost all respect. Sorry for these. Absolutely rigged for money or ratings. I'm not sure which one. I won't be silent. Just saw it live.

[John Clay Wolf]

What was it rigged that there's like, hey, Stephen, throw your mouthpiece into the crowd and hit that old lady in.

[Baba]

The head with it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was that rigged?

[J.D. Ryan]

How about you don't do that?

[Michael Turley]

Steph, there are something where you have to kind of tell your wife, look.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is my job. You've got to establish hand. I mean, it is like Eddie Murphy's or Chris Rock said, who gets the big piece of chicken? I do. Right. Hey, Daddy, thank you for keeping it so warm in here because of paying all them electric bills. Hey, Daddy, there's nothing better than taking a shower in the morning with all that water. Yeah, you gotta. You gotta establish hand of how this deal's work is.

[J.D. Ryan]

The problem is no one's establishing with some of these NBA.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, on the John Clay Wolf Show Facebook page, I put up a funny picture, okay? It's related to that. It shows Steph Curry's family with his wife in a picture of LeBron's face. Photoshopped top Stephs because That is saying, who's your daddy? Who's your daddy?

[J.D. Ryan]

Who's your daddy right now?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, LeBron owns him right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

LeBron's your daddy, Steph. LeBron's your daddy. And I want them to win. I'm excited about this. This is a great comeback. I know they'll blow it because they always do. But Cleveland, this is so cool. Coming back from down three to one. Is that right?

[Michael Turley]

Three to one Never happened in the end game ever.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ever. We're going to now the game seven has happened from a three to one deficit. Correct.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. No one's actually completed it. This is the only the third time anybody's actually done it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Michael Turley]

This like first time since the 50s. But no one's actually finished the deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Michael. Oh, eight GMC Yukon Denali with a buck 58 on it. Is it worth nine grand? Ten grand? Ten grand?

[Caller]

Ten grand. Carmax is offering me 12. Man. I was going to do a deal on Monday. That's why I'm calling.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds nice. Then if they're giving you that much. Does it Must have navigation and sunroof.

[Caller]

Yeah, navigation, sunroof, TVs. You name it, you got it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do this, do this. They've already inspected it or they wouldn't have bid it at a 12. They've touched it. They don't bid cars without touching them. They're not as stupid as I am. Go to givemetheven.com. take a picture of the. Do you have the offer letter?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Take a picture with your cell phone. Instead of pushing a picture of your car, just push a picture of that. I don't even need to see the car. I just need to see that. Because on that offer letter there's an inspection and I can read through the inspection. And if I don't beat it, which I think I'm going to, I will overnight you check for $100 because that's my CarMax guarantee. And I will.

[Caller]

Hey, man, I like the way that sounds. I'll take care of that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me the vin.com. push the deal. If I don't beat the letter, if I don't beat the offer from Carmax, I'm gonna send you a check for $100. I sent two checks out last week. It's not like I don't do them.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, I know, but there was one of the local radio shows that were on. One of the channels were on the making kind of fun of you this week.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was pretty fun.

[J.D. Ryan]

That was really funny.

[Michael Turley]

Pretty smart.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know you're on A network of stations.

[John Clay Wolf]

But no, we'll get into it later.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I love it. It was called Sell me your kid. Have you heard that, Bob? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, God, it was great.

[J.D. Ryan]

It was hilarious.

[Baba]

I thought they had a very catchy genius.

[J.D. Ryan]

And they must listen a lot because they had some specifics.

[John Clay Wolf]

Very specific.

[J.D. Ryan]

Very specifics of the show. All right. Meatloaf is recovering after collapsing on stage while performing in a concert in Canada. He was right in the middle of his I would do anything for love. Some people thought it was. He was just being dramatic because he kind of goes down slow and puts his hands down and then rolls over and they think, oh, that's really funny. And then they realize the song. Did you notice when he falls, he drops the mic. The song keeps going with his voice.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hated it. Oh, really?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. And he was singing to a tracking.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like, all, like, lightly or heavily?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, heavily.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can hear it.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's down. The mic is out of his hands. I could do anything for love. Whoops.

[John Clay Wolf]

Real. And then he was Milli Vanilli. Meatloaf. I used to hate it when Meatloaf songs would come on mtv.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because it took too damn long.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. I was in the gym the other day and paradise by the Dashboard Lights came on. What.

[Michael Turley]

What kind of gym are you at? Where the plate.

[John Clay Wolf]

Meatloaf.

[J.D. Ryan]

Believe it or not, it was. It was this Grapevine City gym that. It's called the Wreck. And I mean, and that thing placed.

[John Clay Wolf]

For people that are just. Their life is a wreck, apparently.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wrecked. Like wrecking recreation. Anyway, whatever. Moving on. August 26th is women's equality Day, which is, of course, kind of. Kind of a neat thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm protesting that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why? And then. Will you like this? Then the next day is Women go topless Day.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like that.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's organized every year by protesters who think the Women's Equality Day, it's not equal because they can't run the topless deal going. It's actually worldwide.

[John Clay Wolf]

But, like, where's it really?

[Baba]

Where's a.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where's a. Where's a rally going to be?

[J.D. Ryan]

You get away with it on pretty much any French beach.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just.09 G8 with a buck 20 on it. It's not worth a hell of a lot. It could be worth two grand. It could be worth three grand. I need to see pictures of it on a Pontiac G8. Wait, it's a G8, not a G6. That's the expensive one.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, okay. What do you want for it? What do you take for it?

[Caller]

Well.

[John Clay Wolf]

It'S too much, but we're not that far off. I don't think so. This is the one with the corvette engine in it, right?

[Caller]

The six liter. So I wouldn't say a corvette engine. I'm not a GM guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's got like the. It's got the big engine. Okay. We're talking about the same car. It's got a. Does it have 118 or 120 on it?

[Caller]

It's got 120 on it. I'm getting a odometer put in it right now. So it could have 122, but I'm willing to bet it's around 120.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Go to givemetheven.com. load the pictures in the VIN. Tell me it takes 12 grand. I'll make a decision when we get off the air today. I might buy this car. I like buying these cars. I'm sorry. I thought it was a G6 when we were first talking. 8008-0072-3480-0800-7234, 800, 800 radio hour. Number one is in the bag. Going into our number two and joining six more stations on our network. My name is John Clay Wolf. GiveMeTheEven.com is our website where you can go put in your vin number and get a bid from our buyers. We'll just email it to you. We will buy. Like, if you're trading your car, go to us and let us, you know, keep the dealer honest and see if we make a deal they can buy them from us, the dealers. We will do in and outs with the dealers. If your dealer's 18 grand and we're 20, all you got to do is say, I've got it sold for you. Dealer for 20. We'll buy it from them. You get the 20 from your Chevy store and we'll buy it from the chevy store and you get your tax credit. Do it all the time. We'll be right back. Give me the VIN.com. put your VIN number and your miles. Press go. My guys will email you an offer letter. I'm in the room bidding the numbers as well. We do it all day long. We buy a thousand cars a month. We're the largest wholesale dealer in the whole region. GiveMeTheVin.com the v. I. N. Yes, I want to buy your car. That's what I do. And I'm the best at it. And if I don't beat a current carmax offer, I'll overnight you a check for $100.

[Baba]

Sell us your car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me the vin.com.

[Baba]

So easy, you can do it in your underwear.

[Radio Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up right now. 1-800-800-RADIO. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have we gone country? I know we're on a couple of country stations that just joined. Is this your salute to Nash FM listeners? Early. Yes. Country music.

[J.D. Ryan]

And probably not playing this song on their playlist.

[John Clay Wolf]

I bet they are. This is a good one, man. This is a real one. This is country music.

[J.D. Ryan]

But most country stations don't play country music.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're on the good ones.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, we are.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're on Nash Icon.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, okay. So they're playing stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stuff like this. Yeah. I wouldn't be on the bro country stuff. I refuse.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, good.

[John Clay Wolf]

They wanted to put me on a bro country channel. I'm like, I'm out. I would rather be on something where Ed Lover is the morning show. I would rather be on 94. 5 the beat. I think I'd fit better than bro country. I can relate to black people that enjoy good, soulful hip hop.

[J.D. Ryan]

If Luke Bryan is on your playlist, we shouldn't be.

[Baba]

That's the saddest thing all week long. And I know you've heard this news story, J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Baba]

Because kid Rock is no longer the General Motors guy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, I didn't know that.

[Baba]

Did you know this? No. And he had. I didn't even know it was Kid Rock. Those commercials. The guy sings harder. Texas in my truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was really good. That's perfect.

[Baba]

Yeah. He's gone. He's out. He's done. Guess who they got to replace him?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, I know. I. You don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. It's not bro country artist, is it Luke Bryant.

[J.D. Ryan]

Luke Bryant. The king of them all. The king of them.

[Baba]

I can't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, everyone. My name is John Clay Wolf. His name is J.D. ryan. J.D. give him your voice so they know your voice.

[J.D. Ryan]

Morning, Babo.

[Baba]

Duck season.

[John Clay Wolf]

Duck season. Okay, 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. We started eight in some markets, and if y' all would like to stream that, you can always go to our website, givemetheven.com and click listen live. This song also reminds me of a caller we had during the 8 o' clock hour. The lady whose dad died. What did she say about fishing? She sold us his truck.

[Baba]

Yeah, he's got like an O5 Dodge with 40,000 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I said, why does it have so little miles in it? She said, my dad, he bought it.

[Baba]

To go fishing, and he never got to go very Much. He died.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow. That's an uplifting.

[Baba]

We used to go put him in there that last few weeks. He'd sit in there, listen to Merle Haggard CDs. Sing Me Back Home with his favorite song.

[John Clay Wolf]

We bought his Dodge truck.

[Baba]

That truck was dice.

[John Clay Wolf]

We gave 18 Carmax Cube 12.

[Baba]

He bought a boat, too. Y' all don't buy boats, do you?

[John Clay Wolf]

We, we, we, we do. The last boat I bought, I still got.

[J.D. Ryan]

You still have that boat?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Two years now. Yeah. What, are we good for it?

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know. What do you got? How much?

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got 32 grand in it.

[J.D. Ryan]

In it?

[John Clay Wolf]

And I'll take a loss. And it's worth more than that. It is if I take the time to market it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, book on. It's 41. They sell for 36 to 40 grand.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is it in the water?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I just want out of the damn thing. Boats are bad. The. The. The. The two best days in a man's life is when he sells his boat. And when he sells his. What? Airplane or Corvette or something. Or gets a divorce or something like that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Anytime you buy something cool like a Corvette or an airplane, everybody sells you that joke 800 times. You know the two best days in your life. Shut up.

[Baba]

And it's kind of the opposite, though, of a midlife crisis. JD when you sell your boat, that's like the. You know, the early sadness of the early resign. It's like, you know what? Time to grow up.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Baba]

I don't need this boat, Jerry.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. You're on the air. A 12 challenger. Which one is it? I can't hear you, dude. What are you running?

[Caller]

An air 3.76 cylinder.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Are you running a jackhammer or outside running? What'd he say? Translate. He's got a smoke.

[Michael Turley]

His phone's bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, his phone's screwed up.

[Caller]

Let me go turn the.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hey, dump that.

[Baba]

Dump that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gotta go. Dump that. If nobody missed that. I caught it and I dumped it the other day. Turley, we dumped something and I heard the dump went after. Did you hear that? I don't know.

[J.D. Ryan]

The dump went after.

[John Clay Wolf]

Anyway, you're. You're 50, 000 mile, six cylinder. Dodge is worth about 14 grand. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Or just call in everybody. But please don't cuss when you call into our little radio show, because there are FCC rules that we have to follow.

[Baba]

Turn your radio down, you genius.

[John Clay Wolf]

You.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know your buddies. Just like, he's comfortable. That's All.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hey, my buddies. No, I say the F word.

[John Clay Wolf]

Damn. There's been a market adjustment in the car business the past three weeks. It's been weird.

[J.D. Ryan]

Up or down?

[John Clay Wolf]

Down.

[Baba]

Sometimes they used to sit in that truck and listen to nwa.

[J.D. Ryan]

Here we go.

[Baba]

There was a lot of language.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't believe that happened.

[Baba]

I'm surprised he liked it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't.

[J.D. Ryan]

Did your dad didn't do that?

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Think about the police if the po.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't believe any of that happened. Nope. I don't believe it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that. You know how I say the cars go up, the cars go down. They've gone down lately.

[J.D. Ryan]

Down.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

What would cause that?

[John Clay Wolf]

In the summer, the retail business is good. And normally when retailers stop retailing cars and the wholesale business goes down, they're still retailing cars. Fine. I don't know. This one's got me a little perplexed.

[J.D. Ryan]

It just happens.

[John Clay Wolf]

It always happens. But it seems like it's a little severe this time.

[J.D. Ryan]

One or two. It's not. It's just all across the board.

[John Clay Wolf]

Real pretty, sexy, leggy booby stuff. Nice, big jacked up.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good equipment, good mile. Yeah, it's fine. But regular old cars, just normal cars. I'm talking two grand hits. Two grand adjustments.

[Michael Turley]

It's been weird.

[J.D. Ryan]

That can really hurt. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And these big companies don't adjust that fast sometimes. So it's taken them about three weeks to catch up. And we started adjusting immediately, but. But then we're chasing them and now they're calling me, like, man, did you know the market's down? Like, yeah, it's been for three weeks, dumbass. We just lost $200,000 in wholesale last week. Yeah, I bet you did. I did, too, about three weeks ago. Yeah, not that much. But it's.

[J.D. Ryan]

You adjust sooner, you adjust quicker. Because you're not a company. Company. You're not a company. But you know what I'm.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Baba]

No. Because one of my favorite John Wolf truisms of all time. You don't make your money when you sell them, J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

You don't.

[Baba]

Nope. You make your money when you buy.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's all on the buy. You gotta buy the right stuff. And in. Paying the right money for the right car is fine. Giving too much for the right car is fine. Never. You can't buy a nice one high enough. And you can't buy a cheap one. The wrong one cheap enough.

[J.D. Ryan]

Gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that goes with real estate and businesses and women and everything.

[J.D. Ryan]

Women.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everything.

[J.D. Ryan]

What's the coolest car you bought? This week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is there one Z06, a 1606 that gave it. Carmax gave 80,005. We gave 81.

[J.D. Ryan]

Have you ever seen a convertible Carmen Ghia for sale? See one, get one. I want to buy it.

[John Clay Wolf]

God.

[Michael Turley]

Why do you want weird things like that?

[J.D. Ryan]

Because it's convertible and it's cool and it's kind of fun to go. It's old school.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah. Carmen Gia.

[J.D. Ryan]

Carmen Gia. Let me.

[Michael Turley]

Never gonna find one.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're never gonna find. You. Watch next week, he'll come up with one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Casey, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Hey, how you guys doing? Calling from Houston. Just wanted to say I love the show. Listen to you guys every week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you.

[Caller]

I was wondering if you guys heard the sell usyourkid.com saying they did it here this past week.

[John Clay Wolf]

We did hear that.

[Caller]

And I was wondering if you guys ever do a podcast of the rock and roll history thing. I'm trying to get some of my friends onto that. I thought that was hilarious.

[John Clay Wolf]

We have a good rock and roll history today. Actually, it's not a rock and roll history. Wallace Edwards is doing a backstory on O.J. simpson. But our podcast is on. It's put up on. If you go to iTunes about 3, 4 o' clock Saturday afternoons, it's up commercial free and you can clip them out of there. But that, that. Yeah. Or just go to givemetheven.com, scroll to the bottom and there's a big Apple itunes icon. It'll take you straight to it.

[Baba]

There's also, if you listen live on our givemetheven.com site, it goes to something called Podbean. That's really clear, almost controllable.

[J.D. Ryan]

Now.

[Baba]

It's got a real small wavelength, so you can skip 20 minutes at a time. It's hard to get right down to bare minutes. But listen, the whole thing in good quality stereo, good quality Dolby sound, two channels.

[Michael Turley]

That is funny. That, that whole John and it was a John and Rahi. Raheem.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rahul. Rahul, whatever. Sell me your kid.com here, we'll play it. How much time do we have?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, we got enough time.

[John Clay Wolf]

So there's a, there's a talk show in Houston. My Facebook blew up. They're like, they're making fun of you on the air, like Wednesday or something.

[J.D. Ryan]

Middays, 97.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know what station they were on, but they, they. Okay. They. Yeah. Charlie, you got the audio?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, here's, here's a clip of them, what they're doing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it was on Nice and fun. Yeah.

[Wallace Edwards]

Now, David has an interesting dilemma here.

[Baba]

I'm gonna go with.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ryan has been on.

[Wallace Edwards]

Oh, Ryan has been on forever. Ryan. We got to get him in here first.

[Caller]

Hey, Ryan, how you doing?

[Wallace Edwards]

Good. How are you?

[Caller]

Oh, I got one. I got one that's gonna break the bank for y'.

[John Clay Wolf]

All. Okay.

[Wallace Edwards]

All right.

[Caller]

I have a 2 year old. My wife is 5, 10. I'm 6 1. Both of us played Division 1 sports. I played Division 1 football.

[John Clay Wolf]

All American.

[Caller]

My wife played Division 1 basketball. My daughter's ambidextrous.

[Wallace Edwards]

Whoa.

[Caller]

She has green eyes. I know. I get at least 100,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

You want a hundy? Wait, wait, hold on.

[Caller]

Yeah, you know, that's great.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ryan, where did you play ball, if you don't mind me asking?

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Caller]

Yeah, I went All American junior college. Then I went to smu.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Caller]

My wife played it right.

[Wallace Edwards]

Oh, she's Rice, too. And she's smart.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Wallace Edwards]

Holy crap.

[Caller]

Graduated number three in that class. No, my wife, she's hot. So. Hey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Wallace Edwards]

We got to see a picture of her. But, you know, you're gonna get a lot. You're gonna get a lot. 100. You're.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're.

[Wallace Edwards]

You're. I think you're. You're gonna have to go to the black market, see if you can get that, because we can't give you that here. But I. I'm thinking that you got a winner here. We can get you. We can get you up in a. I think you're way out of your ballpark. It's 30. Some 32. 33,000. And that's the highest offer I've seen.

[Caller]

What about the green eyes?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, the green eyes are great. That's what actually got it up to 32. Ryan, go ahead. Send us pictures. We could probably work that up to about 38, but, man, this is going to be a tough one. You're going to need to send us.

[Caller]

Your stats at smu.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And the stats of your wife at Rice.

[Wallace Edwards]

And don't forget, you went to a junior college first, so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but the Rice as the Rice education makes up for maybe, what junior college? I think I. I think we can get it to maybe the most. Honestly.

[J.D. Ryan]

40. 44.

[Caller]

8.

[Wallace Edwards]

Boy, that's a lot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that's the most we can probably get.2 years old.

[Caller]

Don't wet the bed or nothing like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

And she's potty trained.

[Wallace Edwards]

And she's potty trained on top of it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I. 44.

[J.D. Ryan]

8 would be.

[Wallace Edwards]

Hey, listen, this is a. This is a wonderful model. We're going to take a look at it. We want to. We want to do business. Get to our website and if. Listen, and if the black market can beat that deal, we'll send you a hundred dollars. Okay, we will send you a hundred dollars, Ryan. We appreciate you.

[Michael Turley]

Then they go on.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's another one right after Sell me your kid dot com.

[J.D. Ryan]

Give me a hundred dollars. That's my favorite.

[John Clay Wolf]

They gave us a ton. This went on for an hour.

[Baba]

Oh my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

I listened to the podcast. It went on for an hour.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, that's so funny.

[Michael Turley]

They knew everything. They had the jingle down.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tell me your kid dot com. So easy you can do it in your.

[Michael Turley]

Here's another one real quick.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sell me your kid of something that.

[Michael Turley]

We have similar on this show sometimes.

[Wallace Edwards]

Okay, David, I don't think this one's going to get up to that. That high. Hey, David.

[Caller]

Hey man, why can't I get more for my Nephew, man? He's 33. The crackhead. And we don't have a clear title. I have a savage title. I ain't got clear title. I do have a savage title. And he's boy can play all kind of instruments. He can't rap though. He tried to, but he can't rap. Can't sing, but he can play all kind of instruments. He's smart when he's not messed up. But if you just come and get.

[John Clay Wolf]

Him, I'll pay you real quickly.

[Wallace Edwards]

That's what we're looking at here.

[Michael Turley]

So yeah, they were just went on and on and it was great. I think it's flattering.

[John Clay Wolf]

Parody is a great. People thought I'd be upset about that. I thought it was great. I say I'll listen.

[Michael Turley]

Every, every one of those callers listened to the show and these, these two gentlemen, they were doing the bit. They obviously listened to the show too. So it was great.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sellmeyourkid.com if you can get our offer beat on the black market, we'll send you a check for 100. Give me the vindot. But they put on their thing on the. On the podcast inspired by the John Clay Wolf show. That was nice of them. And they gave us a lot of plugs during their whole thing anyway. But they made a lot of fun of me and it was all they're right. There was nothing that they made fun of on me that was wrong. Never out of now it was dead on. All my little bolt BS intricacies and stupidity. They were right on it. 2010 Silverados with 70,000 miles. Is it a crew cab or extended Ricky.

[Caller]

Crew Cab.

[John Clay Wolf]

Crew Cab. Four wheel drive or two? Leather or cloth?

[Caller]

Cloth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Texas edition or just a Regular one?

[Wallace Edwards]

Regular.

[Caller]

One.

[John Clay Wolf]

SLT. SLT or SLE.

[Caller]

Very, very clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's an LT Clean 2010 with 69. If it's got a clean carfax, it's got to be worth 13 grand. Does that sound right? 14. 13,000. I'm just. I'm just winging it. Yeah.

[Caller]

No, to me it sounds like about 21.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, you're stoned off your ass, Ricky. You can buy. No, it's too high. It's too high. It's too high.

[Caller]

Two weeks ago, Auto Fighter offered me 22 and some change.

[John Clay Wolf]

But they don't. They don't pay. All this Kelly Bl. Blue Book, Auto trader, blah, blah, blah. They don't ever pay anybody. They just talk.

[Caller]

They're just.

[John Clay Wolf]

They don't put out. They don't put it. Have you ever dated a girl? Have you ever dated a girl that keeps telling you it's coming, it's coming, it's coming. And it never does?

[J.D. Ryan]

Never does.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's Autotrader and Kelly Blue Book. I'm not saying that I'm on top. I mean, maybe it's mid teens. I'm just on the radio. Hell, I'm not looking at anything. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Why didn't you sell it to Auto Trader then? Why didn't you push the buy it now button? Because there's not one trying to sell.

[Baba]

Your truck to the other trader, man. To the Kelly Blue Book man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, God.

[Baba]

You tell me I'm supposed to trust.

[J.D. Ryan]

This Cali Blue Book, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it'd be great if you could because you can't. They won't buy anything. Let's talk about it.

[Baba]

Don't trust nobody but me. Money.

[John Clay Wolf]

We buy cars. We. We write checks. We wire money. We do real business, not talk about business. GiveMeTheEven.com is the website, huh?

[Baba]

Good night to the County Blue Book.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're going to a concert tonight.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, Jack. Ingrid.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[J.D. Ryan]

Play some Jack. Well, the concerts at the. The pre show, the meet and greet, 9:30. The show's at 10:30.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, 10:30, Billy Bob. We may go to dinner with him about eight if you want to.

[J.D. Ryan]

I have previous dinner plans. Okay, well, thanks for telling me now.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's fine.

[Baba]

Change that stuff, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Change that stuff, man. Rangers are good. How are the Strohs, Turl?

[Michael Turley]

They're not doing too good this year.

[John Clay Wolf]

Damn it. I like it when they're both great. I Love that deal last year.

[J.D. Ryan]

If that happens, text me, okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

We will be back. Uno momento, por favor. My name is John Claywolf. The website's givemetheven.com and we'll be here for several more hours. So we hope to keep you entertained. We've got a lot of good stuff lined up.

[Baba]

You are now about to witness the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Strength of street knowledge.

[Radio Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up right now. 1-800-800-RODE. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Straight out of Compton. Is it Crazy Brother Named Ice Cube?

[Michael Turley]

Did you see the movie yet?

[John Clay Wolf]

I love it. It was great. It was great.

[Michael Turley]

I mean, it just brought me back to that time.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was great.

[J.D. Ryan]

What time did it bring you back to?

[John Clay Wolf]

What time was it? 91, early 80s.

[Michael Turley]

All the way through.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it was all the way through. From 86. Yeah, 87.

[Michael Turley]

Way up to 94.

[John Clay Wolf]

I so perfectly remember riding around in Philip Closeweed's Suburban that his mom gave him. And he got like a bootleg copy from California before anybody had it over here, of a cassette. And we were listening to Dope, man, And it was the worst thing I've ever heard. And I loved it.

[Michael Turley]

Us. Us white boys just jamming away.

[J.D. Ryan]

The worst thing I ever heard, but I loved it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it was the dirtiest thing I'd ever heard.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ever.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Harriet 08F250 diesel, four wheel drive with 116. Is it leather? Cloth?

[Caller]

Leather.

[John Clay Wolf]

Short. Better. Long. It's gonna be a short bed if it's F250.

[Caller]

Short bed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sunroof and navigation?

[Caller]

No sunroof, no nav.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average. Rough or clean?

[Caller]

It's clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a Lariat Regency conversion? Cool. All right. Any diesel problems? White smoke, black smoke? Does it have the Cat's Cut dpf, deleted program or any of that stuff?

[Caller]

It is deleted and programmed.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's fine. With 116, where do you live?

[Caller]

No problems at all. I live in Longview.

[John Clay Wolf]

How are you hearing us in Longview? We're not in Longview.

[Caller]

Well, I'm working in Corsicana.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, cool.

[Caller]

I listen to you guys every chance I get.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks. Mid teens. Is the money 15? Is it lifted?

[Caller]

It's not.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm thinking 15, 16, 17. But I need to see a picture of it.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, it's an OH8 with 100. Almost 116. What? What? What do you think it is worth?

[Caller]

I was hoping around 20, 21. With the lift and the wheels and.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tires and the timeout. Time out. I heard you wrong. So it's got a lift.

[Caller]

It does. It's the Regency package with a 6 inch lift, 22 inch.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, see, that's a whole different truck. That thing's got legal papers. That kid's worth more. Okay, I'm back to Univision. I'm thinking like you are now. So I'm thinking. I'm thinking 20 grand.

[Caller]

21, 22.

[John Clay Wolf]

We went from 20 when I was 15, he was 20. Now that I'm thinking like him, he's gone to 21, 20. Anyway, I like to buy the truck. This is the kind of stuff I love to buy. If you'll go to the website, take a couple pictures, let me see the pictures. Let me fall in love with her like you have so that I can dig deeper in my wallet. The money on a regular is 15, 16, 17. You have an irregular. A unique one. And we pay more for unique. And I will pay more for this truck, but I need to see it.

[Caller]

Well, I'll do it, brother.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, sir. Thank you, thank you, thank you. 800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. We had a guy on a. On a. We bought that S2000, that Honda.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. Pretty cool yellow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. You know, he's like, you know, what do you give for him? Like, I'll give 16 five. Well, I need more. I said, I know you need more, and I'll give more. He's like, Well, I need 20. I'm like, I can't give 20, but I can give more than 16 five.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm like, here's. And I just cut it out. I said, listen, here's no BS. I'll give 185 for the damn thing if it's as nice as the pictures look.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure. I've heard you say.

[John Clay Wolf]

But if I say I'll give 18 five, then you're gonna hang in a 19 and 20. Yeah, you won't. Whatever I say, they want more no matter what. You guys have trained me to hold a thousand dollars. It's your fault. It's your damn fault.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, if I hit somebody at 50 grand, it's got to be 51. And then you get hung up over. What's it called? Principle.

[J.D. Ryan]

Principle.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. So if they were thinking 50 grand.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I hit him at 50 grand, now it's 51. And if I won't move to 51, we ain't doing it. But had I hit him at 48, and they said, no, I ain't taking a dime less than 50. And then I go to feel 49.

[J.D. Ryan]

So you hold back to begin with.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got to.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because when I. You got to let them earn that number. If you just give it to them, then they want more. It's ridiculous.

[J.D. Ryan]

I hate that part.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's. It's obnoxious.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's why I love. It's not that I'm trying to compete with CarMax or even advertise for them.

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

But that's why I was like, just go to CarMax and get their bid. Let me beat it so we can get that out of the way. I'm just doing that just to get the crap out of the way. Let's get down to biscuits and gravy, baby. Let's get down to Brass Tax, because there's nothing I'm gonna say right now that's gonna make you happy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

So go get it in writing from the biggest brand in the world, and then let me beat it. And now we're great. But if that's my number, if they. If I hit them at the number that they hit you at. Oh, I'm an idiot. It's the damn thing, J.D. it drives me crazy.

[J.D. Ryan]

That would drive me nuts.

[John Clay Wolf]

Charlie does drive you crazy.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, every day. Yes. It's like, well, you're an idiot.

[Wallace Edwards]

You don't know what you're talking about.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, here we go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here we go.

[J.D. Ryan]

How many times have people called and you've given them the bid and you go, well, go shop it. A week later, they're calling back going, well, that's still most.

[John Clay Wolf]

Most of the deals that we do are five days old.

[Baba]

Yeah, I get the same thing with concert tickets, man. No, I mean, you know, Black Sabbath. The Black Sabbath. Last time ever. You got Ozzy. Got Tony Iommi with half a finger missing.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

I am Iron Man.

[Baba]

You tell me you don't have $180 to sit on the 29th row, mid left side. Yes, you do. You want to see Sabbath or not?

[John Clay Wolf]

Somebody has 99,000 to sit at game seven.

[J.D. Ryan]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Sunday night. What? For the NBA Finals.

[J.D. Ryan]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. This is.

[J.D. Ryan]

Who would pay that kind of money?

[Michael Turley]

Somebody with a lot of money in Silicon Valley area.

[Baba]

Somebody from Cleveland.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll bet you silicone or silicon? Silicone is a breast implant.

[J.D. Ryan]

Same basic thing, though.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. Courtside seats, 49,500 apiece.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, that's ridiculous.

[Michael Turley]

Somebody paid for. For game seven tomorrow night.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's got too much money now.

[Baba]

Think about J.D. when's the last time the city of Cleveland had a major sports team win a championship?

[John Clay Wolf]

Doesn't matter.

[J.D. Ryan]

100 grand for two tickets is absurd.

[Baba]

1964, I don't care. Been that long. But if you're from Cleveland, if you're.

[J.D. Ryan]

All about Cleveland pride.

[John Clay Wolf]

Money is weird.

[Baba]

You want to be at that deal?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Money is weird.

[John Clay Wolf]

Money is. I've got a listener. She listens. She's been listening to us forever. And she sends me these stories like in private messaging on Facebook. I'm her psychologist. I guess she's bouncing stuff off me. But she was, she was talking about that they her in laws had a house that they can't afford and her husband built it and the mortgage is getting to them so they went ahead and took it on.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And she was like venting out to me how I just married this guy and now I've got to pay another 700amonth to pay for his parents and da da da and family bs. And it was making me think, I mean, how many problems have you had over money with family people?

[J.D. Ryan]

Very few.

[John Clay Wolf]

With me I've had.

[J.D. Ryan]

You've had a lot.

[John Clay Wolf]

I haven't talked to my dad in two years.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is all that over money?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's over. It's not over money. It's over land.

[J.D. Ryan]

Land.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's over principle. It's not even over land. It's over the point.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's over the fact that he dangled this my grandparents home homestead that I grew up at in front of me all of my life.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And this was always going to be mine.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And when it finally came to the point, he inherited it for free. We've been renting it from him, which he wouldn't sell it. So I'm paying him rent for a place that he lived on for 20 years. For free.

[J.D. Ryan]

For free.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I'm paying him rent. That's cool. Yeah. You know I wouldn't complain it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I love my dad.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know you do.

[John Clay Wolf]

But then it came that he needed some money and I bought the home in the 10 acres and the rest of the land we did an option where I was going to make him payments for damn near the rest of his life.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I'm pieing this. I'm not getting it for free. And then he sold it out from under me to people that are going to develop it.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's the crap happy part. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

That killed me.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just at that one, I'm like, dude, I'm done.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got nothing else for you. All the missed kids birthdays and the not coming over and, and being a sorry dad for years. He was great. When I was younger Right. But when we got older, it was.

[J.D. Ryan]

Things changed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Things changed. And it really. But reading her story made me think of that. Have you never had any of that, Turley?

[Michael Turley]

No, no. It's been. And we've had, you know, my mother passing away and grandparents and stuff. There's been money being exchanged. But me and my brother and dad, we've been all really cool about it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Families lose it over a couch. I saw, I saw a family break up, literally, over a couch. Oh, you're like, what is wrong with you people?

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, yeah. Seriously. Over people that had nothing. Fighting over. Yeah, over a couch. Well, that's grandma's couch. And I want it.

[Caller]

But.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, I wanted it. She gave it to me.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was telling a guy, a realtor friend of mine and a lawyer buddy about this situation, and he said, you won't believe how many times. The land stuff, that's the hot button.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really.

[John Clay Wolf]

The family land stuff is, is the biggest point of contention.

[J.D. Ryan]

And it's tradition. Both.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. It's all of it in one sense.

[Baba]

We must be from a totally different socioeconomic class, because in my family, it's all about fiddles and guitars.

[J.D. Ryan]

Honestly, I believe you've nailed it there, Baba. I want Uncle George's guitar.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's my guitar and my brother's always, you know, blah, blah, blah about my dad. And then this comes down. He jumps on his side. You stole that house.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, my God. Exploded. It's not me.

[John Clay Wolf]

When we were buying, and I was like, dude, I wanted. We'll keep the land, the ranch.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna build a new house out here. You can have this house. Why do you get a new house? Because I'm paying for it, that's why. Build your own house.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why do you get that nice car.

[John Clay Wolf]

I bought it because I bought it.

[Baba]

They should never give you honky's money.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's crazy.

[J.D. Ryan]

That is crazy.

[John Clay Wolf]

And his, his son needed college tuition.

[J.D. Ryan]

And this is kind of weird jealousy with you, your brother, that I have never understood.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, but, but, but, but, but, but I, I just, I just see this property on either side of us. I just know it's fixed to get developed. And I, I don't think I'm gonna live there anymore.

[J.D. Ryan]

Nothing you can do about it.

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think I'll have to move.

[Baba]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think I, I, I don't know. We're planning on remodeling my grandparents homestead and building a cool house. It already is a cool house. Freshening up. Yeah. But I, I just think every day and every night when I come home, I think you'll make me mad when I see homes on our property. That is where I rode on that tractor with my granddaddy sitting in his lap and all the stories and all of this and that. I don't think I can handle it. He knows that. And he told me when he did it, he said, you're not going to stay there anyway. You're going to leave. Well, now I probably will. Well, yeah, because you screwed it up. You did this on purpose because you didn't want me to have our old life. That's what it is. That's what the whole thing is really. That's really what it is.

[J.D. Ryan]

I want you to have the old.

[John Clay Wolf]

Life because he couldn't provide it, because he lost it.

[Baba]

It's a special Father's Day weekend edition of the John Clay Wolf show.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm telling you, man, this is great. This is great Father's Day stuff because everybody has these issues. Everybody has them, man. My dad looked at me, my brother, before he died, and he looked at me and said, if you argue about one thing, I will come back and haunt you the rest of your life. And I believed him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why couldn't we just kept it? My brother get his half, I get mine. We build our own homes, everything. I mean, he can build his new house if he wanted to whenever he's ready. I mean, I'm living in a house that was built in the 50s and I love it. Yeah, it's all good, man. But it does need a freshen up the human. And you start freshening up an old house, it's like, where do you start? Where do you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, I want.

[John Clay Wolf]

And there's been a lot. I mean, we've got prints on it and it's like build builders look at it and they say, why don't you just tear it down?

[J.D. Ryan]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, at some point he said, you know what the sentimental value is going to cost you to hang on to some of these things you're wanting to hang on to. I'm like, yeah, yeah, I'm cool with that. All right, if you're cool with that. But what I'm not cool with is freaking Fox and Jacobs going up next.

[J.D. Ryan]

Door and that's what's going to happen.

[Baba]

Cool with it.

[Michael Turley]

Well, it's funny you say that. People do the same thing with cars too. Oh, yeah, I get it all the time. Somebody's grandparents passed away or something. No, it's a worth a lot more to me than that.

[J.D. Ryan]

My granddad drove that one every Day took us to my daddy. Took us to high school in that car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you remember the crazy lady that called him the Mini Cooper last week?

[Baba]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

She blew up our buyer, Brad. She blew up his phone for people who were listening last week and heard I forgot her name.

[Baba]

Amy Darren.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. She called in with his Mini Cooper and she was completely psychotic.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Saying how she had to hide in it and the FBI. And there's a story and it's worth tv, movies, five thousand dollar Mini Cooper. She wanted forty grand for it because it was famous from her story. And Brad accidentally sent her a text message is hey, I'm working on your bid Now. She called him about 18 times last weekend and she left him voicemails. Do you have them, Turley?

[Michael Turley]

No, I don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

They were unbelievable. To the point that his, his wife said, call the police. Make the police report.

[J.D. Ryan]

Get those. You should get those. I think we've got him. Can we.

[Michael Turley]

I mean, he's got on his phone. He was kind of worried about using them just for legal purposes and stuff.

[J.D. Ryan]

Trying to think if somebody calls you, I don't know what the rules are.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, about rebroadcast. I don't think you can rebroadcast a voicemail without content. I don't know.

[Baba]

There's a story there, fellas. And I'm not saying she's okay or anything.

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[Baba]

If you dig into this. I know, John, you've looked at, at some of the stuff that's. I mean, she was reported missing for years and she apparently lived in this Mini Cooper for a long time.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you listen to these voicemails, she has completely flown Smooth Ass off the reservation.

[Baba]

I don't doubt that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Maybe, maybe the situation, the stress that she went through made her crazy. But she, in my opinion. Opinion, Smooth ass, crazy.

[Baba]

Something's going on. But I mean, what if. You never know. What if like OJ got her.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kaikox14 Dodge Ram3500 with 46,000 miles. Laramie. Does it have a sunroof and navigation?

[Caller]

Navigation, yes. Sunroof, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dually or single wheelie? Laramie, Dually. Nav. What color?

[Caller]

Black on black.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, gosh. I don't have. I don't have my computer in front of me. I'm thinking upper 30s. Is it lifted or anything?

[Caller]

No, I just. No. 38 listed.

[John Clay Wolf]

38 to 40 grand. Does that sound right?

[Caller]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, go to givemetheven.com, load the VIN number, push the pictures. I'll send. I'll email you an offer letter. Dead. Not. Not with A range, but an exact number.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, sir. Givemetheven.com. that's where you go to load your cars up. We'll email you offer letters. Remember, if we don't beat a Carmax offer, we'll overnight you check for a hundred dollars. That's. I mean, I don't know how else I can validate what I do besides that. If I don't beat him, I'll give you a hundred. That's it. We'll be right back.

[Radio Announcer]

From the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Call John toll free. Cheap bastards, 1, 800, 800 radio. Or log on to gowolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Got the jam going. God, I love this song. You got a song in a good mood, Charlie. In Aspen, Colorado, and drunk. I was a teenager in a cab. My mom lived up there, and I get in a cab at night. What were you doing being a teenager and drunk? Matter of fact, maybe 20.

[J.D. Ryan]

In Aspen? That's where rich people go.

[John Clay Wolf]

My mom lives there.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And get in a cab after the bars closed. A van. And there's two people in there. One of them was like a supermodel, and the other one was this dude. I'm looking at him, I'm like, hey, is your name Rick?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's like, hey, is your name duh? Did he really? Yeah, he was a jerk, Rick. Okay.

[Baba]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Was it really?

[John Clay Wolf]

He really was.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't doubt it at all. In Aspen, you never know who you're gonna run into there.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was working out at the Grand Champions Club and Arnold Schwarzenegger was in the weight room.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

And do you remember the. When you were a kid, the Dr. Pepper commercial where he ran back from Mean Joe Green, said, hey, you left your jersey.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right, right, right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Arnold left his gold presidential Rolex on the weight bench. Wow. And I ran down the hallway. I was about 18 here. Arnold. You left it, Arnold. And notice this stupid watch I have? Yeah, it's the same one.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's why I love that watch. I was like, I gotta have one of those.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wow.

[Baba]

Did he give you a Dr. Pepper?

[John Clay Wolf]

He did not.

[J.D. Ryan]

That was a Coke commercial, by the way.

[John Clay Wolf]

But whatever, you know.

[Baba]

Thanks, kid.

[John Clay Wolf]

Same thing. Yeah. I ran down and. Because remember Arnold's big poster with his rolly right on the wall? It's like his Farrah Fawcett picture.

[Baba]

He saw that watch and he made that surprised Arnold sound.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got a text from two people. Actually, three people.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

That. I don't know that I Know.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

That all said. I can't believe he sold that place. I was talking about your house.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, that.

[John Clay Wolf]

That ranch I was talking about a minute ago.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

They all said that place was so badass. I feel for you because it's not that there were so many pieces of it that were special, but the. The hill and the setting and the. You can't replace it. No. My granddad went and found this in the 50s. He knew what he was buying when he bought it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's like this is the prettiest, biggest piece of property ever.

[J.D. Ryan]

It was beautiful.

[John Clay Wolf]

Still is.

[J.D. Ryan]

Still is.

[John Clay Wolf]

It still is. But either side of it I don't own. And then they just put fences up to make sure my kids don't ride their mini bikes over there and put no trespassing signs on the gate. So that's cool.

[J.D. Ryan]

We have a show picture where all of us are up on that hill. Is that gone? Yeah, that we're all up on the four wheels.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not mine anymore.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, that's not.

[Michael Turley]

No.

[Baba]

That's pretty close to the house.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes. Yeah, because that's right up the hill.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's right on the other side. That's right next to our home. Yeah, that. If you go to the John Clay Wolf show and you see that picture of us sitting on the four wheelers, that's what I'm talking about.

[Baba]

I don't want to pry, but did your dad maybe have something, John, that he needed the money for or like that, you know, I mean, surely it wasn't just out of meanness.

[John Clay Wolf]

He said he didn't want to wait for the money. Huh. I was gonna pay him 75 or 100 grand a year.

[Baba]

I mean, not good enough.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wasn't good enough.

[Baba]

That's kind of crusty, isn't it?

[John Clay Wolf]

It is kind of crusty, huh?

[Michael Turley]

Speaking of crusty, there's an old.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, Casey.

[Michael Turley]

Casey's walking around here. He's a little crusty looking.

[J.D. Ryan]

I smell brute. Hang on a minute. I'll go get him.

[Baba]

I think it looks real nice.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good morning, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning.

[J.D. Ryan]

How are you guys doing? Hey, you know what, John? You have a choice today. You can do one of two top tens. Since it is Father's Day. The top ten worst Father's day gifts. What not to get daddy or the top 10 bad jokes. Your dad probably told you. You want to go with the jokes?

[Baba]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jokes are great.

[J.D. Ryan]

Jokes are always great. The top 10 bad jokes, your dad probably told you as you were growing up. Number 10. Number 10. He said. Nice Bobbo.

[John Clay Wolf]

He said.

[J.D. Ryan]

I walked around the house complaining about how cold it was, and my dad said, hey, go stand in the corner. It's always 90 degrees there. Number nine.

[Baba]

Number nine.

[J.D. Ryan]

A termite walks into a bar and asks, is the bartender here? Number eight.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my God.

[J.D. Ryan]

These are awful. Bad jokes. Your dad told you I'm on a whiskey diet? I've already lost three days. Number seven. These are bad dad jokes. Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had four doors, it'd be a chicken sedan. Number six. Wow. Number six was nice. Hey, every time my dad had a bad cup of coffee, he'd say it was like making love in a canoe. Why? He said, because it was effing close to water. Number five. What claps, kicks and smells like urine? Line dancing at the old folks home.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is not funny.

[J.D. Ryan]

I told you these are dad jokes. These are awful. Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? The food is great. There's no atmosphere. Number three. I warned you, Casey. Told you. These are the bad dad jokes.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's like bad kid jokes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why do scuba divers all fall backwards into the water? Because if they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat. We're almost there. To number one. Hold on. Number two.

[John Clay Wolf]

Please help me.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hurry. Have something in my shoe. I'm pretty sure it's a foot. And the number one thing dad always used to say. Everybody all together. Pull my finger. Those are the top 10 bad jokes. The dad told you.

[John Clay Wolf]

God, that's awful.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's why they're awful.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, dad, but that's.

[Michael Turley]

Your dad does that all the time.

[J.D. Ryan]

Jokes.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was bad.

[J.D. Ryan]

Those were terrible.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why did we not proofread that?

[Michael Turley]

Those are. That's what your dad says, though. Your dad didn't have any bad jokes.

[John Clay Wolf]

My dad had good jokes.

[Michael Turley]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that. I mean, I was, you know, telling bad about my dad. He is a funny bastard. He's a very funny bastard. And my granddad was a funny bastard.

[J.D. Ryan]

Top 10 worst dad. We do the top 10 worst Father's Day gifts.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think we need to proof that during the break to make sure that. Can you give me the first three number 10 ties.

[J.D. Ryan]

Unless they're attached to a stripper.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, now let's get better.

[J.D. Ryan]

Number nine, anything that says World's Greatest Dad. Unless it's a stripper. Number eight, a barbecue apron that says King of the Grill, unless it's on a stripper. Number seven, funny golf things. Unless it's a free round of golf with a stripper. Number. You get the idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's number one.

[J.D. Ryan]

Number one was a ride in a Ferrari without a. Well, wait, that's the one that doesn't need a stripper.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. Reuben, good morning. You're on the here.

[Caller]

Hey, what's up?

[John Clay Wolf]

Not much, just working. Working.09 GMC Sierra with 92. Is it a crew cab or an extended?

[Caller]

A crew cab.

[John Clay Wolf]

2 wheel drive or 4?

[Caller]

2 wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

2 wheel drive. Leather or cloth?

[Caller]

Leather.

[John Clay Wolf]

Leather. Average. Rough or clean?

[Caller]

Clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have captain's chairs in the front with the console in the middle or is it the bench that flips up?

[Caller]

It's the bench.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And it's an 09 with 92 and it's clean. It's a two wheel drive with leather. Does it have 20 inch wheels?

[Caller]

Yeah. Well, no, it's lowered and it has 28.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, come on. 28s?

[Caller]

Yeah. Well, it has 28s in the rear and 26s in the front. Boy, it has nine 12 drops.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Who you voting for president?

[Caller]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Who are you gonna vote for? For president?

[Caller]

For president?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Hillary or Hillary or Trump?

[Caller]

Where am I from?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, Hillary or Trump?

[Caller]

Oh, Hillary.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, go back to Univision.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hillary.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know, Reuben. I'm gonna say 14 grand if it didn't have all the stuff on it. I don't know if this stuff helps it or hurts it the way it's described. I'm gonna need to see it. Go to givemetheven.com and send me some pictures. 28s is the biggest wheel I've ever heard of in my life.

[Baba]

That's big, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, did you have to. Did you have to tub it out to make them fit?

[Caller]

Yeah, it's all tub. They got sheet metal bed.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you. What do you want? What do you take for it?

[Caller]

25.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. You spent a gazillion dollars building this thing. I've got to see it. I've just got to see it. Guys with cars like this that are crazy, it's impossible to do them over the radio. Just impossible. I mean, I can. I can hit a number that I'm safe at. But you're not gonna like it.

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

So if you've got some wild, jacked up, lowered, tricked out, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, tell me what Melba toast is packing. Go to the website, send us the pictures, and in the information box, it takes 45 seconds to fill it [e-mail] in the information box. Just tell me the whole story because we can't take a 15 minute phone call to hear about this truck that you spent 10 years building.

[Baba]

Dubbing, man, dubbing.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. We already had a Jack Ingram ticket winner.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yay.

[Baba]

Oh, we did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And I'm gonna do it again right now. I've got a. If you want to go to Jack Ingram at Billy Bob's tonight, go to givemetheven.com, click email jcw and say, I want the tickets. Give me your email address, which I already have in your cell phone number and your name and I will get them for you. It will call. I'll send them to his tour manager.

[J.D. Ryan]

You gotta put your name on there, though. People sometimes have, you know, willie69o l dot com. I can't put that at will call. No, put your name on this because.

[John Clay Wolf]

They'Re gonna check your driver's license against.

[J.D. Ryan]

I can't tell you the number of people I got.

[Baba]

That is a damn good air name.

[John Clay Wolf]

I Love Fat Girls. 1187.

[Baba]

Willie 669 at AOL.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's always an AOL account, right? It's like stop or hot mail. Hot mess, Jujubes at drunk.

[John Clay Wolf]

Trump looking for his friends.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, yeah, we gotta get to this.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, Trump was in Dallas Fort Worth this week. That was fun.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here's what I do know. When Trump came last time, he sold out the aac.

[J.D. Ryan]

He did.

[John Clay Wolf]

When he came this time, he sold out Gillies.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, there's a reason for that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nobody wanted to host the event.

[J.D. Ryan]

It was no, he didn't give. They didn't give them enough time. They only gave them two days notice. And most of the cities he offered said no. We don't have time to put a security thing in place.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on real quick. Bert, you work for General Motors.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You want to thank me?

[Caller]

Yeah. You thought. Yeah. You're talking earlier about your wife's Cadillac. I just want to tell them they find GM products. So I love.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, sir. I've always been a GM guy. I can't shake it. You know, it's the family tradition thing. Ford really got their stuff together to Arrow. All of them got their stuff together. But down deep, down deep, I still got the GM bloodline.

[Baba]

Amen.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks for the call in. So Trump, he went to Houston the next day.

[J.D. Ryan]

Houston, San Antonio.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he sold out Houston last night. Pretty big.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I believe it was a large venue.

[J.D. Ryan]

It was okay. So he could have done a bigger venue. He just didn't have time to sit.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's drunk? Drunk Trump, I'm just.

[Michael Turley]

I'm obsessed with slowing Trump down.

[J.D. Ryan]

You are.

[Michael Turley]

And Jimmy Kimmel's on the do on this bandwagon now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did we start it?

[Michael Turley]

I know it was on YouTube. That's what started. Somebody on YouTube started. And everybody just kind of has their.

[J.D. Ryan]

Own little thing like the Chewbacca mom. It just happened.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's hear it.

[Michael Turley]

Well, so here's one. Here's a short clip from Kimmel this past week that. It's Jump Trunk here. Looking for Bernie.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bernie. Bernie. Bernie.

[J.D. Ryan]

Word.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you Bernie? Oh, we love Bernie. Bernie's. Okay.

[Michael Turley]

So he's looking for Bernie. So then I went on and I found a speech back in. He was in Montana.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

And he's hyping up the crowd and everything, and he starts talking about his hunting buddies and his son's hunting buddy buddies.

[J.D. Ryan]

Here we go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are the guys to go hunting with my son? Where the hell is that guy? Where is he? Him? Where is he, my man? Where is.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, there's. There he is. There he is. Oh, he's got a lot of money. He's got money. He comes up here all the time. I said, what are you doing? He said, I'm going hunting. Where? I'm going to my.

[J.D. Ryan]

That sounds pretty good.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I want to. Thank you very much.

[Michael Turley]

There's Trump.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just look.

[Michael Turley]

Excuse me. Looking for his hunting buddies. There's hours upon hours. And I could do it with our show, too, like we did last week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Remember?

[Michael Turley]

Remember that little clip? You want to play it again? One of the clips?

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll do it real quick. And in. In the next segment we're going to play, we got to go to commercial in just a second and play a song. And then we are going to come back with Wallace Edwards, backstory of the week. And he's doing O.J. simpson this week. This could be interesting. Okay, what's the.

[Michael Turley]

This is the one from last week. The JD's talking about his shirt.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. That's me shirt, JD. Yes, it is.

[J.D. Ryan]

Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

When you bought that shirt, what were you thinking? What were you smoking?

[Baba]

What.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, what. What was on your. Was this back when you were drinking Jimmy Buffet?

[J.D. Ryan]

It's a Buffet shirt. It's the same one I wore last weekend of the show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it say Jimmy Buff in the tag?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, it's not a margarit.

[John Clay Wolf]

So when you. Wrong. When you were at the store, what store? Did you buy that? Who. Who let you in to buy that?

[J.D. Ryan]

Actually, you want the truth? A friend of mine gave this to me.

[John Clay Wolf]

I bet.

[Radio Announcer]

Dear M. Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1-800-800-RODE. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob, when Wynwood comes back, let me know. That's the one I need to go see. Have you seen him live?

[Baba]

He's playing with Steely Dan this week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, Steve Winwood opens the show that is this Wednesday.

[Baba]

And I've got tickets. I've got two tickets for you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I need.

[Baba]

Because you've been taking me to stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

I need to go to that. Damn.

[Baba]

We're in.

[John Clay Wolf]

What time?

[Baba]

7Pm okay, I'm going at the American Airlines. I'm going now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Listen, I'm going.

[Baba]

It's hard to get to the American Airlines.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm going.

[Baba]

What you ought to do what you and Janette. Yeah, pop over to my hotel. I'm staying at the Nylo over on Lamar. Yeah, we'll just Uber in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Uber in?

[Baba]

Yeah, valet, valet park at the hotel and just Uber in.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're going to pass the peace pipe.

[Baba]

Around beforehand cuz nobody wants to drive to the American Airlines Center.

[John Clay Wolf]

Van 800-800-7 2, 3 for Reina. 12 impala with 48. First question. Good morning.

[Caller]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have a payoff on this car?

[H]

No, I pay cash for it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good job, Arena. You must listen to what's his name?

[Baba]

Dave Ramsey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you a Dave Ramsey listener?

[H]

No, actually I ended up going on disability and I had to use some savings to buy a car. So it was more health stuff going on and things that happen.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it an LTZ or an LS or an lt? Do you know?

[H]

I don't know. I know it has automatic seats and it has Sirius radio and it has the bar thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have a sunroof or leather?

[H]

It has sunroof. Quite. But it has cross feet.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think I'm an eight grand buyer.

[H]

Eight grand.

[John Clay Wolf]

7,500 to eight grand.

[H]

Okay, question for you. Now. I don't have it 501 with me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[H]

Going to have a title in order to sell it to you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, ma'. Am. Where is the time? Where's the title?

[H]

Well, I don't know what I did with the title.

[John Clay Wolf]

What we can do is. Hang on, hang on. I'm gonna not to cut you off, but I'm in a hurry because we're on the air. I can pull it. Pull a title history search. We can see that it's registered to you. You can prove it. You can sign a power of attorney. We can pay you. Really? Yep.

[H]

Do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Go to give. Givemetheven.com push the pictures. Push the car and say, john, hit me on the radio. 7500 to 8 grand. He wants to look at the pictures. I want to sell it. And we will wrap it up.

[H]

Okay, so I need to take pictures of it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. Just two. Givemetheven.com Go there. The guys. Yep, the guy. And then just one side shot and one interior shot. The guys in the office are listening right now. They hear what we're doing. And then you put the VIN number and put the miles. It'll take you 45 seconds to do it. I've got the shortest form in the business, and we will get on it. And I did that on purpose. I fought with my program development team so much on this, it was funny. I was dealing with a new set of programmers on a different project yesterday, and they were showing me their form. I'm like, listen, people don't have time for anything. If you have a form that's like match.com, they're out. Tell me about this. And when was the last time you had the oil change? Nobody cares.

[J.D. Ryan]

Nope.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nobody cares.

[Baba]

But when you talk about a point of procedural excellence.

[J.D. Ryan]

Here we go.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, not. Look, hey, Rush.

[Baba]

That's what the disability was meant to be for. The woman hasn't wallowed in her personal life. She used her disability to buy an automobile which she can now sell for cash. You go, you Great American, you.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. 800 radio and givemetheven.com A lot of those like Impalas with the Kias, the Hyundai's. Big payoffs a lot of times. Big payoffs. Really? I thought about putting on our site early. When they click, there's a. There's a lien against it. What's your estimated payoff amount? And not force that, because I. These people that have $7,000 cars and $20,000 payoffs, we just don't.

[Michael Turley]

It happens.

[John Clay Wolf]

We don't need to waste a bunch of time with it. Really. There's nothing we can do with it.

[J.D. Ryan]

All the time upside down.

[Michael Turley]

And it sucks because you have to tell them that you're like, you're the bad guy. No, I'm sorry.

[J.D. Ryan]

And they'll no idea that they're that upside down.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, and they'll get upset at you. It's like, it's your fault. You've not given me enough at that point.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you take for? Well, my payoff's 20,850. That's what I'll take for it.

[Baba]

That's what I'll Take.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Well, you're gonna have to write an eight thousand dollar check to sell it. Just let it repo. Yeah, I'm sure my buddies at the finance companies appreciate that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Dave Ramsey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me the vin. Remember, the podcast of this show is on itunes. Saturday afternoons. We upload it in the late afternoon. You can go to givemetheven.com and at the bottom there's an Apple itunes link and you go right to it. And our Facebook page is John the John Clay Wolf show on Facebook. Always drop us a line there.

[J.D. Ryan]

A little piece of news here. If you're going through Love Field today, apparently there's a fire alarm sounding and they are evacuating Love Field at this point. Right now there's no other news. It's breaking news. So if you're going to Love field or driving through or whatever, check your flight.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oklahoma listeners. Hey, that, that guy with the 67 short wide sports side Chevy truck just dropped his car off.

[Michael Turley]

Nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

We were negotiating with him and we were $500 apart and I'm like, listen, I am not seeing this car.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bring it to me and I'll give it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you'll drive it down here from Oklahoma City to Fort Worth, which is two hours. Deliver it, I'll give it. And he did. And we did. And the same thing happened with another guy. We do have an expensive 200, $300 depending on the distance. You know, it cost me about 200 to get one from Fort Smith or Rogers, Arkansas. I get to move cheap, but, but I still have that expense to overcome. So, you know, like this guy's like, if you want to bring it to me, I'll. You give it. Well, you say you'll come pick them up. We will, but I got to pay the transport.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, but it costs money.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I do get a real, really, really good deal. So anyway, all you guys, we bought a couple of cars from Arkansas last week. South Louisiana, always buy a ton from south Louisiana. Beaumont area. Tons out of Houston, tons out of Dallas, Fort Worth. We've been buying cars left and right and you can sell us yours. Give me the VIN. Give me the VIN.com. dylan, real quick, is this Colorado a crew cab or an extended cab?

[Caller]

No, it's single cab and it's a five speed with a four cylinder. But it's only got 70,000 miles on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's still worth three grand, isn't it?

[Caller]

I'm thinking maybe like five.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm thinking. Does it have those base little, little baby wheels like the steel wheels with the black center caps.

[Caller]

No, I've got real. I mean, stock rims on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Silver rims. If it's got better wheels and it's got some look, and it's not a.

[Caller]

Looks like I've got four brand new tires all the way around it. I mean, it's in great condition.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm three, you're five. I'm probably four. After I look at pictures, I may go to 45. Go to givemetheven.com. give me some pictures. Give me the VIN number. We'll get it bought.

[Caller]

All right, thanks.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll be right back.

[Radio Announcer]

Now back to the john clay wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the john clay wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

We need trucks. Trucks. We need trucks.

[Michael Turley]

This is the perfect song for that little country.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get you going. Jeff, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Hey, good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

We need to buy trucks. You got a truck?

[Caller]

I got a truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got a truck? What kind of truck you got?

[Caller]

313F150, black.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have power running boards?

[Caller]

Yes, it does.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's got a sunroof. And is it a four wheel drive or two?

[Caller]

It's four wheel drive, FX4.

[John Clay Wolf]

And is it a six or an eight?

[Caller]

It's a 5. 0.

[John Clay Wolf]

Got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it. What color?

[Caller]

It's beautifully black.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. How many miles?

[Caller]

57.

[John Clay Wolf]

57. A little tacky on the miles. Little hairy on the miles.

[Caller]

Not bad, not bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just right there. I mean, it's. It's closing time. It's. It's 1:30. She'll work. 20. 20. 20. 20. Twenty. 20. 20. 20. 22. 20, 20, 20. 28,000.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, Lord.

[Caller]

28.

[John Clay Wolf]

28. 28 going once.

[Caller]

Carmax came in at 30.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah. Prove it and I'll beat it. If I don't beat it, I'll send you 100 bucks. Take a picture of the deal. Shoot it to me. If I don't beat it, I'll send you 100 bucks.

[Caller]

Yeah, I got one more.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nah, I mean, it's in a kissing booth. Go to the website and do the next one. But just start with that carmax offer letter. That's the way to cut all the bull. We'll get right down to business. Take a picture of it. All right. Yeah. The 1969 El Camino is my grandfather's. He rebuilt it.

[Michael Turley]

Go to the website.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to the website. GiveMeTheEven.com. he used to put all those kids.

[Baba]

In the back seat and drive us down to Scott's Drive in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey. And guys that send me fake Carmax letters, I know how to figure it out. Out. Yeah, FYI. And we don't, like, bust you on it. We just kind of ignore you because there's no reason to call somebody a liar, right?

[Michael Turley]

No, yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Just let them go.

[John Clay Wolf]

But. But it's like playing with a marked deck of cards. And we're professional gamblers and we know how to read the card markings. And I can tell you that that actual company has some ticks in their actual letters that I know about that the public can't see and doesn't know what to look for. So when you send me the fakies, I know it immediately just ignore you. 800. 807. I'm not saying he's got a fake.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, no, no, no, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not saying that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Say that.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I'm not saying I won't give 30,100 or 30,200. I just need to see it. I need to see you.

[Michael Turley]

I was in a weird mood.

[Baba]

I was thinking of every weird news guy. Was it Brian Williams? Now it was the other guy.

[J.D. Ryan]

You remember.

[Baba]

They'd tell a hernia story. That's when I saw him beat over the head with a stick. And he goes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Edwards is in the house this morning with an O.J. simpson story. And I love O.J. simpson stories because it's so random. It's just so weird. I watched that.

[J.D. Ryan]

It was like, this month, how many years ago?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's about 20.

[J.D. Ryan]

That the. The white Bronco.

[John Clay Wolf]

The white. No, Chase.

[Baba]

1994.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, hi, Wallace. Oh, there he is.

[Baba]

22 years ago this month.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, well, Wallace, tell us the backstory.

[Baba]

You know, John, there's no contesting that the most famous criminal trial in American legal history centered around the horrific events of June of 1994 and the subsequent murder trial of O.J. simpson, charged with the double homicide of his estranged wife, Nicole Brown Simpson. And her friend and confidant, Ronald Goldman, was precisely that. It had all the hallmarks of a great courtroom drama. And O.J. s guilt or innocence divided upon racial boundaries in an already volatile time in the city of Los Angeles. And while first degree murder would have been an admittedly harsh reaction, no one disagrees that after their divorce in 1992, Nicole Brown Simpson did have a penchant for getting even with her ex husband. This was accomplished through numerous sexual trysts and adventures on Nicole's part over the course of nearly two years. No complete list of those involved could possibly exist. By her own admission, to friends at the time, Nicole made it obvious that she was ready, willing and able to provide a top flight girlfriend experience of carnal delight on many dozens of occasions and with reputedly more than 100 individuals, mixed groups and one night well wishers, including plumbers, gas station attendants, car wash personnel and pizza delivery men. And more than her share of celebrities, all of whom had been close personal acquaintances of, you guessed it, O.J. simpson. Those who made Nicole's list of conquests in those days included professional athletes from Marcus Allen to Mike Tyson to Troy Aikman, entertainers Sidney Poitier and Denzel Washington, and even Whoopi Goldberg, not to mention Will Smith, Kid and Play, and all five members of NWA to name only a few. But the one really dangerous choice Nicole Brown Simpson made in those days was to start a nearly week long tryst with pop superstar Michael Jackson, who hosted Nicole for nearly a week at his Neverland Ranch in Santa Ines and who mistook their wild and kinky affair for the beginning of a long term relationship. But when Nicole abruptly returned to Los Angeles after only five days of intense sport fornication, those near Jackson say the King of Pop was absolutely crushed by the sudden rejection and never truly recovered. In fact, new reports indicate that on the night of June 12, Nicole Brown Simpson had in fact just returned from Neverland Ranch and at the time of the murder was in the process of meeting Ronald Goldman, who'd purchased a signed copy of Thriller from Nicole via Craigslist and was anxious to get his hands on his new autograph memorabilia. Whether he and Nicole Brown Simpson died at the hands of an enraged O.J. simpson may never be defined with any certainty. But according to now decades old hints and allegations of Janet and Randy and especially Tito Jackson, prosecutors in the O.J. simpson case might have done well to question Jackson's oldest sister, Latoya, who was a lifelong friend of O.J.

[John Clay Wolf]

Simpson.

[Baba]

Simpson, and by all accounts more than a little protective of her younger brother Michael, and who also left LA for Rome, Italy in the early morning hours of June 12th of 1994, and who still has yet to return to the United States. And it all happened on this day in rock history. I'm Wallace Edwards.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're hypothesizing that Latoya was the knife yielding killer.

[Baba]

She was the quintessential mad black woman.

[J.D. Ryan]

John, I don't believe any of that's true.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

[Michael Turley]

Nicole got around, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

I think she was gonna believe out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of all those people, the only white guy was Troy Eggman.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, I think Wallace exaggerates Daniel Hodges05.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pontiac Sunfire with 150. What do you want for it?

[Caller]

I. I don't know. I was. I was thinking around 1500.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it's worth. For my purposes, it's worth 200. We always like taking a junker to the air. Yeah, Just once in a while. It's fun. Okay. Oh, wow. I'm too bad. I'm sorry. Charles. An O2 F250 with 91. Is it a lariat?

[Caller]

It is not XL2.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a crew cab? Four wheel drive?

[Caller]

It is a crew cab. Four wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Long or short? Long or short? By. It's a short bed.

[Caller]

Yes sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Four wheel drive. Average rough or clean for a 20 year old truck. It's not 20 years old, but you know. You know what I mean?

[Caller]

It's really clean. So clear coat's still good. There's no. No issues.

[Baba]

The clear coat, thank goodness is.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is 10 grand, right?

[Caller]

10 grand?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller]

I mean. No, no, it's worth a lot more than that to me. No, I mean, not today.

[John Clay Wolf]

What does it take to buy it? It is an O2.

[Caller]

It's an O2. It's a unicorn. You know that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I do, but it's not a lariat either. But it is. No, It's. It's a 7 3. I get it. It's a 73 with good miles. What's it take to buy it?

[Caller]

You know what that lariat leather was like in those days, don't you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Comes apart.

[Caller]

It was. It was junk.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it comes apart.

[Caller]

This guy's immaculate.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's it take to buy it?

[Caller]

I mean, you tell. I'm not, you know, I'm no car salesman or wheeler and dealer.

[John Clay Wolf]

You. You own. I'm not a car salesman either, dude. I buy cars. I don't sell to anybody. I wholesale. So I hit you at 10 grand. What's your counteroffer?

[Caller]

A lot more than that.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is your counteroffer? A lot more is not a number. You asked me for a number. I'm asking you for one.

[Caller]

It has to be closer. Somewhere around the 20.

[John Clay Wolf]

It won't do it, dude. It just won't do it. I promise you it won't do it. I'm not just being a smart ass. If it won't do it, people. The 73 rage diesel engine, it is still a good engine. But it's not a 59 Cummins. The 5 nines will still get up there and run crazy. The seven threes, they won't back seat full of Cocaine. They do good, but they don't go nuts. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. About five years ago. Yeah. But now, you know, if he would have said 13 grand, I'd take a hard look at it. And I say 10 because it's still so old. I don't want to disappoint anybody.

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

When the condition comes over rougher and I have to cut them. So I'm starting a little low on old truck.

[Caller]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then that's what we asked for, the pictures and we can see what we're looking at.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. You know the damn number. What do you got in the news, Jenny?

[J.D. Ryan]

What do we got in the news? Well, you know everybody. Key West. Have you been to Key West? No, it's a little rough town. It's a fun town. And there's a place there called Sloppy Joe's Bar. Very famous on new Wall Street. Well, they had little. A little arguments this week at qs actually. Turned into a fight over a fart. A fight over a fart. And the name of the lady right in the middle of it was Sandra Stoner, 55, and her boyfriend. Basically somebody started a fight with their boyfriend, literally over a fart. The argument led to a physical altercation. An unidentified man punched McBride in the face. Stoner said McBride defended himself and fought back all literally over a fart.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was it terribly like one of those hanger atomic bomb farts?

[J.D. Ryan]

Wasn't there. But I'm saying if a. If a physical altercation turned. It started with a fart. You know, it's got to be a.

[John Clay Wolf]

Fun night, you know, a bad crop.

[J.D. Ryan]

Dusting, because they all told the cops that's what started it, a bad crop.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have any friends that are crop dusters?

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just walk through the room and crop dust.

[Michael Turley]

I'm a famous crop dust.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you a famous crop duster from way back?

[Michael Turley]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I am too, at times if I've been drinking a little bit. But it's too bad whenever. Whenever you're packing more punch than you thought you were.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's heavier than you thought.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I remember at my wedding reception, I crop dusted on the dance floor.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, no. Quietly, right.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, nobody knew. I didn't think there was anything there. And it was heavy. There was a. There was a Hiroshima cloud hanging over the dance floor. And my buddy Sullens knew. He looked at. At me, he said, wolf crop dusted. I was like, ah, shut up. Come on, leave me alone. Leave me alone. Leave me Alone. Leave me alone.

[J.D. Ryan]

My wedding day.

[Baba]

Yeah, that can be a great prank though, in like a manufacturing environment. At work. There used to be a guy named Bobby Cook, man, and he, he'd walk up to you and, and talking. Hey, can I see your charts?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, you got.

[Baba]

Okay, thanks, Bobo.

[John Clay Wolf]

So the website's givemetheven.com we're fixing to sign off of Oklahoma the Brew.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

97. One the Eagle in Dallas.

[J.D. Ryan]

We'll miss you.

[John Clay Wolf]

And 94. Five the Buzz in Houston.

[Baba]

I miss you already.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can continue to stream us off of our affiliate of the week off of iheartradio, go to KKEG in your iheartmedia player. The keg out of Rogers, Fayetteville, northeast Oklahoma and Kansas. Every week we just give a different shout out to affiliates and the KEG up in Arkansas, you can stream our number four live. Of course. You can get our podcast off of itunes this afternoon. John the John Clay wolf show. And givemetheven.com, if you scroll to the bottom, there's an itunes button. You can go straight to the podcast, too. GiveMeTheEven.com is the website. We buy cars from you guys. If you're at a dealership and they're offering you 8 grand, you think it's worth 10, go to givemetheven.com, load it up and just tell us the truth. Cut to the chase, be up front. I'm at the dealership. They said 8. I want 10. We'll look at it at 10 grand and we'll email you an offer letter for 9 or 10 or 95 or 97, 50, whatever we think. Or maybe we'll say, dude, you've got eight grand, you need to take it and run. Yeah, but you could tell that dealer, you can sell it straight to us. You can tell that dealer, I've got the 10 with Wolf. He'll buy it from you. We will do an in and out with your dealer. All dealers, listen. We buy cars all the time. On givemetheven.com there's a dealer button for franchise dealers and we'll buy your trade ins. We buy hundreds of cars a week. That's what we do. That's our business. That's what we do. We're not playing radio and for the public, for the dealers, we're the guy. We're your go to, man. We're right here. We've got a room full of guys are sitting there on computers bidding cars, sending email offers to individuals, to dealers, to everybody. We're mission control of the used car business. For the Texas five state region. And we're here for you. So that being said, we're going to the next hour. You can stream it off the keg out of Arkansas, KKEG for the next hour. And we will see you next Saturday at 8 o' clock everyone else and have a great Father's Day.

[Caller]

She was living in a single room with three other individuals. One of them was a male and the other two, well, the other two were females. God only knows what they were up to in there. And furthermore, Susan, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to learn that all four of them habitually smoke marijuana cigarettes. Reefers.

[Radio Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up now. 800-800-Rode. Or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we're here in our number, number four. This Saturday morning. Yes, we're live. No, we're not pre recorded. Shut up.

[J.D. Ryan]

Now we can do the cool stuff. We're always off all the reefers.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, we're off the stations that are so tight ass. Yeah. Now we can talk about the Orlando shooting, right? No, that's not funny at all. Even I have self editing on that one. My gosh.

[J.D. Ryan]

Awful. Unbelievable.

[John Clay Wolf]

Unbelievable.

[Baba]

Have you seen the Facebook post that came up?

[J.D. Ryan]

Which one?

[Baba]

Kind of. Kind of in regards to that. Okay, see if this refreshes your memory and just stop me when it. When it sounds familiar.

[J.D. Ryan]

Stop.

[Baba]

I stand behind you in line at the store with a smile on my face and a gun under my shirt and you are none the wiser. Yet you're safer for having me next to you. I won't shoot you. However, rest assured that if a lunatic walks into the grocery store and pulls out a rifle, I will draw my pistol and protect myself and my family. And therefore protect you and your family. You haven't seen this?

[John Clay Wolf]

I think that's J.D. isn't it?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, it's not me.

[Baba]

The hillbillies down around where I live are going crazy with the steel. Everybody shared it twice.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh yeah, you're a gun guy. What do you mean hillbillies?

[Baba]

Yeah, but you know what? I get it. You stand in line at the grocery store behind me and you have a weapon on your person. Well, great. So do I.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, okay, what's the point?

[Baba]

Problem is, should something happen that causes us to brandish our weapons, I may not know you or which side you're on. One, you should probably wear an identifiable Bible tag or something like. Like a badge maybe.

[John Clay Wolf]

What.

[Michael Turley]

There we go. Baba's Facebook rant.

[Baba]

Oh, I know, I know. You probably mean well. Those Clint Eastwood movies. That's fiction. Jd.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm confused. I thought you were a cons. I thought you were a concealed carry guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know what?

[Baba]

A bunch of good old hillbilly confidence and a cheap ass.38 do not make you Dirty Harry or even Josie Wales.

[J.D. Ryan]

So you're not a concealed guy? Okay, you're not a gun guy? I thought you were for terrorists. What?

[Baba]

Yes, there are blood crazy terrorists out there. People need to be aware at all times of their surroundings. However, some of my redneck and good old boy and Billy badass friends perpetuating this so called army of one fantasy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh my God.

[Baba]

Here, we might ought to reel it in a tad bit. Cha cha.

[J.D. Ryan]

I've lost it. I don't have any idea what side you're on. None.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob, do you have a chl?

[Baba]

No. Okay, you know what? The second amendment is my chl.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. All right. Okay. Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

So do you carry a gun on a daily basis somewhere on your body or near you?

[Baba]

Got my bag.

[J.D. Ryan]

In your car.

[Baba]

Right here in my raptor's bag.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're doing the same thing.

[Baba]

Yeah, but I'm not on Facebook talking about how cool I am.

[J.D. Ryan]

Cousin Facebook. Okay, I understand. So you believe in it. You just don't believe Facebook. Okay.

[Baba]

No, no. I mean, I just don't believe in broadcasting it, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, you're not supposed to broadcast it. That's the whole idea. That's. The Sea of Chl is concealed. Now to open carry, I think is ridiculous. That's stupid. Why would you want the other guy to know you're carrying the whole idea of being the guy who doesn't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Every time this happens, it opens the wound again in all these communities where this occurred. Remember Lafayette, Louisiana, a year ago or two years ago?

[Baba]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was heavy, dude. Dude. Yeah, it's crazy. We haven't had one in dfw.

[J.D. Ryan]

Honestly, I don't want to get into it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Colleen. Columbine.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right. Where else was there's. And there's no. There's no solution.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where was the Batman shooting? Denver. Aurora Springs.

[Baba]

That was in Colorado.

[J.D. Ryan]

Colorado. I think.

[John Clay Wolf]

Aurora.

[Michael Turley]

Aurora, that's right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Aurora.

[Baba]

You know what the solution is?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, neither do you. But man.

[Baba]

No, because nobody ever gets shot at Six Flags over Texas or SeaWorld, do they? You know why? Band Metal detectors.

[Michael Turley]

But that's against my rights.

[J.D. Ryan]

They have those schools, they haven't concerts.

[Baba]

I mean, yeah, I'm talking about movie theaters, grocery stores.

[J.D. Ryan]

I wouldn't be. I wouldn't be opposed. I can't. I. You know, I got to be honest. I've been to a movie theater recently where I thought, you know, there's that door right there, somebody could walk in. You're just sitting duck. Yeah. I wish you didn't go through my line, but it does.

[John Clay Wolf]

So the, the front row right seat is the place to sit so you can pop out that bottom exit?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, if. If you want to go. That crazy? Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, is it crazy?

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm just saying how sick that we have to go to a movie theater.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't think that pack heat and I don't keep small firearms around cuz I have three sons and I think the odds of them getting into my guns are higher than me saving someone's life. You're wise.

[Wallace Edwards]

All right.

[Baba]

Yeah. You're wise for that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I do feel a little naked because of it. But I think that if one of my kids had an accident, the weapon that I had, I don't know how I'd love with myself.

[J.D. Ryan]

And I didn't when they my kids were that age, but I do now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right?

[Baba]

Me exactly the same with me. But how does it make you feel when somebody says, man, I'm a hero. I got a. I got a gun on me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, strip club. What?

[Caller]

Hey, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Strip club.

[J.D. Ryan]

Cow Art Strip club.

[John Clay Wolf]

I haven't heard him in forever. How you been?

[Caller]

Still nursing that broken leg. You know, just living the dream.

[John Clay Wolf]

So tell me how you broke this leg. You're in Lafayette, Louisiana. You're delivering pies, right? For Pizza Hut or Pizza Inn or somebody?

[Caller]

Domino's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dominoes, okay.

[Caller]

And delivered a pie for Domino's. The yard was muddy. They had pallets instead of a sidewalk. My foot slipped in the mud way between two of the pallets and twisted 90 degrees the other way.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then what?

[Caller]

And then it's broken in eight places.

[John Clay Wolf]

And did you fall with pizza on your face?

[Caller]

I fell flat on my beehive. And I saved the pizzas, Saved the pie.

[John Clay Wolf]

And did they get delivered? Did the mail go through?

[Caller]

Yes, sir, it did.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're that kind of guy. That's what I think. Broken leg and all. He delivered the pies unscathed.

[J.D. Ryan]

You break your leg in eight places.

[John Clay Wolf]

Man, he's a big boy.

[Baba]

Because 10 sounds ridiculous.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right?

[John Clay Wolf]

What are you calling me about? I'm glad you called.

[Caller]

Well, mom's looking to sell her truck. I want to know what you can give me for it. Okay, well, 13 GMC Sierra, SLE crew cab.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can we do it all on the website, the trucks. I just have to have so many questions. It takes up so much air time. I'd rather just do them online.

[Caller]

All right, I'll hit [e-mail].

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but I'll talk to you. I'd love to talk to you. When are you gonna be back ready to work for us again?

[Caller]

I'm not gonna be released to work till about November.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you collecting any cash?

[Caller]

Oh, yeah, I'm collecting workers comp.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so what percentage of your collection is what? So let's just round about say you're making 2,000amonth. How much you getting in workman's comp?

[Baba]

Five mediums a week with to two topics.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hush. What was it getting?

[Caller]

Two. Two thirds of my salary.

[John Clay Wolf]

Two thirds. And you got hurt on the job like that?

[Caller]

Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

[J.D. Ryan]

Huh.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now you told me they were slow paying the hospital.

[Caller]

They were what?

[John Clay Wolf]

They were slow paying the hospital. You couldn't get your surgery done because the insurance wouldn't pay it. Did they finally pay it?

[Caller]

Yeah, workers comp. Finally got off their ass and paid it. So three weeks to have surgery. I have to have another surgery in three months, then rehab and yada, yada, yada.

[John Clay Wolf]

When we started Give me the Vin before it was called give Me the VIN years ago, and you used to call the listeners back and buy their cars, you did a really good job. And we're way more high tech than we used to be. Way more. I don't know the word. It's not so loosey goosey.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, organized.

[John Clay Wolf]

Organized. And I really think that you could make a gig of it up here if you want to come back.

[Caller]

Well, I want to come back. It just can't be released. I can't drive till November.

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't have to drive. You can sit in a room, in a chair. We have to get a big chair because you're a big guy. But I think you can come work for us before you're ready to be released. If you want to, I can pay you under the table. So the workman's comp didn't show up?

[Baba]

Yeah, fake them out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Strip. Come on, don't do that.

[Caller]

I'll give you a call once I get released.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you gonna start working at the strip clubs down in Louisiana?

[Caller]

Oh, no, they ain't got any good ones last night.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what happened to that? I heard that story, like they shut them all down. How do you shut down strip clubs?

[Caller]

Baptist took over.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Caller]

The Baptist took over.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I mean, really, what happened how do you, how do you get righteous in South Louisiana? I mean, it's the, it's the area of the country that's known for not.

[Caller]

Well, people got tired of the drugs and the prostitution and they set up stings and there you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, so it was more than just strip clubs. They put a good, like, good guy like you out of work and back to delivering pizzas. That's a hard way to go, man. Yeah, well, just, just for old times sake, let's. Let give us a little. You got any strip club music?

[Michael Turley]

Oh, man. Hold on.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can just start this one over. Okay, here you go. Strip.

[Caller]

All right, give him a call right now. 1, 800, 800, radio. 800, 800 radio. 800, 800. He's the man with the plan to put cash in your hand. Give him a call. Versus John Clay Wool.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks. Strip. See you soon.

[Michael Turley]

The Post and everything.

[John Clay Wolf]

Amazing.

[Michael Turley]

It's like just. You could throw any song out there, you know?

[Baba]

You know what I'm afraid happened in Louisiana, though? Truly. Like, you remember Ray Nagan, former. Former governor.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right, right.

[Baba]

Well, Bobby Jindal ain't no red nagging.

[Michael Turley]

It's all full of a little tighter.

[Baba]

Crazy Republicans now, man. It's changed, you know, Crazy Republicans. And I'm not talking.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not.

[Baba]

Every Republican is crazy, but politically, if.

[John Clay Wolf]

You'Re crazy politically charged, you're probably a.

[J.D. Ryan]

Republican a little bit today.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're very politically charged today. What's got you so fired up?

[Baba]

JD Bought this Tanzanian coffee.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that's what it is.

[J.D. Ryan]

My fault. Come on up.

[Baba]

Have you tried the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you a Democrat or Republican? Man, I pick a side. Quit, quit. Middle of the road.

[Baba]

I'm quickly turning libertarian.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, God. Telling you.

[Baba]

But I, I, I tend to lie Democrat these days.

[John Clay Wolf]

Turley, are you a Democrat or Republican?

[Michael Turley]

I'm a liberal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

Are you a Democrat or really gonna ask that Republican. If I had to go one way or the other.

[John Clay Wolf]

They don't all know I know one.

[J.D. Ryan]

Way or the other. If I had to. If I have to lean one way or the other, I'm in the middle.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why do we have to put labels on it?

[J.D. Ryan]

Exactly.

[Baba]

But what about the doomed, J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

What about the.

[Baba]

What about the doomed?

[J.D. Ryan]

You mean the Democrats?

[Baba]

They're broken, they're depraved.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we have everything covered here. We have all. You're.

[J.D. Ryan]

What are you?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm Republican. I'm not a, I'm not a fire breathing. I'm not either at all. That's what I'm saying.

[Michael Turley]

You don't have to put a label on it.

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

And Charlie's a fire breather.

[J.D. Ryan]

Do I think Trump is the end all be all? No, I just think he's the better two crazy. He's a cartoon character.

[John Clay Wolf]

I still, I still think he's gonna win. But what I said a year ago when this started, you remember, I was like, this guy's gonna win this. Watch what happens. And y' all were all like, you're crazy. I did, but I think he's climaxed and they're starting to go the other way. I, I, I, maybe what's happened is all the people that wanted to break down the wall of establishment, right, they feel like they have at this point, and now they're like, oh, my God, look at what we've done.

[J.D. Ryan]

Look what we've done.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like the, like, like the, the high is wearing off and like Mickey and Fancy sobering up a little bit, if that's a good way to put it.

[Baba]

I got these brooms all doing the sweeping.

[John Clay Wolf]

But however, And I do believe that people. I do believe people feel that way. You got to quit talking over me. I do believe people feel that way. And, but then they come back and they see the alternate, which is Hillary. So he's gonna win off of a Hillary sucking. Maybe. Charlie, are you a Hillary fan? You're a Democrat. Just tell the truth. I don't care. I'm not trying to persuade anyone.

[Michael Turley]

I'm more for sensible politics and not idiotic. Idiotic.

[John Clay Wolf]

So if there was a ideology like Trump spitting out, if there was a better Republican candidate that you believed in, would you prefer them over Hillary and vote against your party?

[Michael Turley]

John Kasich? I would, I would actually consider him. He's pretty sensible, actually.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you were a Democrat that would vote for John Kasich? Possibly. If he was on the ticket, if it was. Versus Hillary. Yeah. And I think that there's a lot of that right now.

[J.D. Ryan]

There is a lot.

[Michael Turley]

But in this case, it's not happening. There's no way in hell.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you will vote for Hillary out of safety?

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

For your life?

[Michael Turley]

For my kid's life, yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Some people, most, most of these things vote their wallet at this point. It's voting for your life. Ah. It'll be entertaining. About as good as game seven, Sunday night of the NBA Finals.

[Michael Turley]

I am amped for that game.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know what?

[Michael Turley]

And I, I'm not a huge basketball fan for NBA, but I've been rooting for LeBron. Aren't you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, absolutely, absolutely.

[Michael Turley]

Everybody hates on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, LeBron.

[Michael Turley]

He gets all the calls and he's badass.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. He's the best player in the NBA.

[Michael Turley]

He should get some calls. And now all of a sudden he's stepped up. He's finally found his group. 41 points back to back, rebounding like a maniac.

[John Clay Wolf]

He does it all. I love it. I'm gonna grab Deborah real quick. Deborah, good morning. You're there.

[H]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you think about our. Who would, who are you gonna vote for for president?

[H]

Oh, I don't, I don't talk.

[John Clay Wolf]

But no, Deborah, no one knows your last name. I'm not calling you on the radio. So you're, you're in a safe zone.

[H]

Well, it's not going to be Trump.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you a Republican or Democrat?

[H]

I'm a Republican generally. But, you know, this time I'm going to say we probably need to just.

[Caller]

Do a little research.

[John Clay Wolf]

So she's the perfect example of what I'm talking about.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. An O3 Murano. Is it leather or cloth?

[H]

Leather.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't know they made. It's a 2003. Is that correct?

[H]

Yes, it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so it's an SL03 Murano. Does it have a sunroof?

[H]

It does.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it average rough or clean condition?

[H]

It's in clean condition. There's no bad body work. I haven't found anything on it. It's doing really well as far as typing the teeth. Outside body is good. Don't have any problems with the driving.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have a drop place in Wichita Falls where you can take the car to get your check. We'll just FedEx it up there to Big Tex trailers. Mike Jalava is the general manager up there. He worked for me for years and I can, I think I can pay four grand for it.

[H]

Okay. Is that the best you can do?

[John Clay Wolf]

I was gonna hit it at three until you started talking about how nice is it? It is. Well, let me, let me.

[H]

I'm a little old lady. I, I, I've only drive it to Walmart.

[John Clay Wolf]

There you go. There you go. Let me look at something real quick. 80,000 miles. Yeah. I'm on the money at four grand. That's right. Three grand would be this the, the everybody's number. Four grand's the right number. Yes, ma'.

[J.D. Ryan]

Am.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's the best I could do.

[H]

I appreciate it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Would you like to sell it to me?

[H]

Think about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Go to givemetheven.com and please, please, please, on the info box say, john, bid this car at four grand. On air because sometimes they might shoot you 3,500. Because a lot of times we know with the public we've got a raise, so we're thinking four, we'll say 3,500. So you come back and say, I'll take four and we buy it. Everybody wants more money, just like you. I hit you at four and you want more. And I understand. It's just the way the world works. But on the air, a lot of times I go ahead and throw it all the way out there to impress everybody that's listening.

[H]

So I'm impressed with this car. That's my fault.

[John Clay Wolf]

There you go. Well, I'll give you four grand for a clean car. And if you want to sell it, go to givemetheven.com, load it up and we'll get it bought. You can drop it off over there at Big Tex Trailers. We'll have a check waiting on you. How's that?

[Caller]

Sounds great.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, ma'.

[Caller]

Am.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. 800 radio is the calling number. We have a review today. Yeah. After the wife flooded out the Escalade.

[Radio Announcer]

It'S time for the ride of the week.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was all excited when I drove this car home because I was gonna need to drive this car for a week and then I had to give it to my wife.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because her Escalade went in the shop. 09. Not a 09. It's a 16. NX, NX, not RX. NX. Lexus F Sport, NX200T. If it was a Toyota, which Lexuses are. I'm gonna say it was. It'd be on a. Not a. Yeah, I guess platform, but damn, this car's nice. And damn, it didn't feel like a little nothing. I liked it. How much does it cost? Let's see.

[J.D. Ryan]

What is this?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah, it should be nice. 43 grand.

[J.D. Ryan]

I was gonna say 45, but you.

[Michael Turley]

Didn'T feel small enough.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what I was worried about.

[Michael Turley]

I was thinking, John's not gonna like this. It's a small suv.

[John Clay Wolf]

I did not feel small in it. Really, I did not. It did not hurt my ego.

[J.D. Ryan]

So what size? Cuz I, I drive an Escape.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's like about like yours, but it felt to me like a bigger car. All of the items, all the great technology. I mean, we can go on about everything they have, but they all have these high dollar Lexuses. The F Sports especially have all the goodies. This thing's nice.

[Michael Turley]

Good pickup on it for small.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really great road car, great city car, great everything car. If no One saw me in it. I drive it every day.

[J.D. Ryan]

Ego.

[John Clay Wolf]

There it is, the ego. Riding a bike is fun until your friends see on it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Boom, boom, boom.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hi. Y O.J. simpson. We got that story down. We've talked about the NBA finals a lot. We did. Drunk Trump.

[Michael Turley]

I got some more we can do next too. Drunk Trump.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why don't we go out with some wilt. How is it? Is it long? It's a minute. We can go.

[Michael Turley]

We got free form this hour.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, we'll go out with drum trunk, then hit one of our spots and we'll be back in a minute.

[Michael Turley]

This is in Houston last night.

[John Clay Wolf]

If we had. If we had people where the bullets were going in the opposite direction, right smack between the eyes of this maniac. If some of those wonderful people had guns strapped right here, right to their waist or right to their ankle.

[Caller]

And.

[John Clay Wolf]

This son of a comes out and starts shooting and one of the people in that room happens, happened to have it and goes boom, boom. You know what? That would have been a beautiful, beautiful sight, folks. That would have been a beautiful, beautiful sight. The 20 years I've been in this, people are always, hey, John, put me on the money. Hey, John, put me on the money. Well, now I can put everybody on the [e-mail] I want to buy your car at. Give me the. The vin.com. that's givemethevin.com. put in the VIN, put in the miles. It's over. It's that quick. Givemetheven.com and if I don't beat a current carmax offer, I will overnight you a check for a hundred dollars.

[Baba]

Tell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy, you can do it in your underwear.

[Radio Announcer]

From the Wolf radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Call John toll free. Cheap bastards 1-800-800-radio or log on to gowolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Turley did this intro earlier. It's like audio dope to me. I love this.

[Baba]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I don't know why. Just like blast me back to 1979 when I was a kid on my bicycle. I had a radio on the handlebars of my bike.

[Baba]

Yeah, yeah. That was the thing you would do back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Baba]

Fourth grade man the car. Second album, Cat and Dio. I used to go to school with a girl named Brandy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Baba]

And she was a little bit too tall for her age. Voluptuous. Redhead.

[John Clay Wolf]

Voluptuous.

[Baba]

We used to. To walk home together for lunch every day in like the third, fourth, Fifth grade when we were.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was she voluptuous in third grade?

[Baba]

Well, she was on her way.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[Baba]

No. And I was nine at the time, so there's nothing sick about that. She did grow up to be a hacha. Hacha.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Baba]

We used to walk home for lunch every day. Her grandparents house. We're on the way to my grandparents house. We'd go have lunch. And then she grew up into, you know, we're freshmen, sophomore, juniors in high school. She was beautiful and way, way out of my league. But we're always very friendly, always very nice. Plutonic relationship. I actually called her about three or four weeks ago. We chatted her up on Facebook and said, brandy, you remember Candy O by the car? She goes, yeah. I said, you know, that's always been like my secret fantasy song for you. Brandy O.

[J.D. Ryan]

Does she used to look hot?

[Baba]

I need you.

[J.D. Ryan]

So that's a no.

[Baba]

Oh yeah, she looks. Well, she's very, very married.

[John Clay Wolf]

Very married. So did she look like the girl on the covers of the Candy?

[Baba]

Like the girl on the Candy. Oh, album covers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Crazy.

[Caller]

Okay.

[Baba]

That's why I say she was a.

[John Clay Wolf]

See through leotard and lay on a sketch of a car.

[Baba]

I can't say I've ever been around anything like that. On her. Brandy O. That would have been great. About 1988 though.

[John Clay Wolf]

That wasn't 80. When was.

[Baba]

Well, that's when we were seniors in high school. She was hot, hot, hot.

[John Clay Wolf]

My God.

[J.D. Ryan]

I played all this stuff on the radio. You guys are going where? I was in elementary school.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dude, I was barely in elementary school at this one. Did you play this?

[J.D. Ryan]

I was barely in radio. Yes. I was a music director when we added this song.

[John Clay Wolf]

I love this song. Oh, I'm getting texts from my wife.

[Michael Turley]

No, what's that about another car? She put we're on gas in Father's Day weekend.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm just gonna slip to. This is still funny. I did, I talked about this at 8 o' clock hour, but my kiddo.

[Michael Turley]

Oh yeah, he's.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's breastfeeding.

[J.D. Ryan]

And how old is he?

[John Clay Wolf]

He's two. Yeah. And it's time to cut him off. And he's getting a little. Turning into a tyrant. And. And she. I told her, so we let it go too far.

[J.D. Ryan]

You went too far?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, we let it go too far. So now it's like a showdown. Now he's like fighting over it and I mean he'll come rip them out and I mean. Oh yeah, she's. She's having to wear sports bras and long Sleeves and high necks. Really? Yeah. He's serious about it. But what else is odd about him? The visual of him running up.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really Give me that boo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. What did she say the other day? Oh, my daughter, Tab, she went to camp and she said, the mark on the wall from when I went to camp last year to this year is 3 inches taller. And Jeanette said, well, you keep wanting me to quit breastfeeding. She's like, we need to do a mark on the wall for my boob sag. Because once I quit. Here they go every year. They'll just go down, Tabs height will go up, and we'll just put marks on the wall of where my boobs are hanging.

[Baba]

There's stuff you can do for that, isn't there?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I don't know. But he. He took him to a Rangers game. He's two years old and he's. Let's go Rangers. Let's go. And I mean, everything with him knows, let's go, Rangers. This kid loves the Rangers. If they're on the tv. And I've got this. She. She did the final breastfeeding with him and took a video.

[Michael Turley]

Video of it because it was the last sentimental.

[John Clay Wolf]

And. And. And she. It was so weird. I was. I was.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's locked on in this video.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's slapping her boobs. Let's go Rangers.

[J.D. Ryan]

And currently breast. He's feeding.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's two. Yeah, he's. He's. Yeah, when you're kid, he's thinking about baseball. He's getting him some boobs. Hey, yo, dad, you got any cold Miller Lights?

[J.D. Ryan]

You.

[John Clay Wolf]

This kid's gonna be a fun one. Yeah, he is.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, he is.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

He went about a year too long on that deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, when are you supposed to cut him off?

[J.D. Ryan]

A year?

[John Clay Wolf]

Women call in and tell me, oh, man. Women call in and tell me, I need a female opinion of this. When should you shut it down?

[J.D. Ryan]

There's another video this week on Facebook. Some breastfeeding.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Because this is such a weird deal. She's from Denmark. They're European. They have a different view on this. It's very public. I mean, there was a.

[J.D. Ryan]

The video was some lady breastfeeding in a Target. Have you seen this one?

[Michael Turley]

No.

[J.D. Ryan]

And a guy in line at the Target in the restaurant area of the Target starts going, you better stop that. She's like, I'm feeding my child, right? And he's creates a.

[Baba]

A scene.

[J.D. Ryan]

And the people from Target have to come over and Protect this woman from breastfeeding in public. Is that. Is that crazy? If you. Someone. Someone breastfeeding in a restaurant, would that make you go crazy?

[John Clay Wolf]

No. They're under a blanket.

[Baba]

Go the other way.

[John Clay Wolf]

Under a clock away or not.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, she did not have a cloth over her.

[John Clay Wolf]

If they have a cloth over them. I've seen where you really can't tell what's going on, then I've seen people throw that out. We were at Bushwood, the club that I'm a member of. Bushwood, just like Caddyshack somebody. And she's out on the chaise lounge at the pool with the thing with a big blanket over her kid's head and everything looks like blank. Like how Michael Jackson used to carry his kids around.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just like that. And she was feeding the kid and they came over. No, like an employee came over and said, no, you can't do that. You need to go to the locker room. And she really didn't want to go back anymore. Made her mad. And. Hell. And I kind of. I'm kind of with her on that one. You're in a swimming pool. I mean, people are walking around, boobs hanging all over the place, and she's got a huge blanket covering everything but her head. You can't see anything. Yeah, so I was with her on that.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm with her on that one.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I would like to, from a female point of view, calling 800-800-RADIO. I'd like to know at what age. Oh, should you stop breastfeeding your kid? Because it's quite a debate. I mean, she went ahead and shut it down.

[J.D. Ryan]

Too late now.

[Michael Turley]

If the kid's walking, it's a little bit weird.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[Michael Turley]

Latching on the boob. I think so. Yeah. I mean, it's just.

[John Clay Wolf]

But if you. If you put down your man hat and listen to the women's point of view for a minute about the nourishment and about the manner of the vitamins and about the quality and the food and all the stuff that scientific research they do produce a hell of an argument. Yeah, but. And like she said, John, if your mother have breastfed you a little more, you might be a little more straight in the head.

[J.D. Ryan]

Says the world. World Health Organization recommends that all babies should be exclusively breastfed for six months.

[John Clay Wolf]

Six months. Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

But it says while continuing to breastfeed for two years. Up to two years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Brittany, are you on the air?

[H]

Yeah, I'm here.

[John Clay Wolf]

What you got, gal?

[H]

My first son, he breastfed to 22 months.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[H]

And my daughter breastfed until 26 months.

[John Clay Wolf]

So why at that time did you decide to call it a day? Did they lose interest or did you cut it off?

[H]

I cut my son off and I got pregnant. And breast milk changes flavor when you're pregnant.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[H]

And so he was like, all right, I'm done. And then my daughter. It was just time to. Time to stop.

[John Clay Wolf]

So if he wanted to keep going and you weren't pregnant, would you kept rolling until he was three?

[H]

No, not until he's three. I was. My main goal was two years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yo, Mom.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Unwrap them.

[J.D. Ryan]

What's up, man?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I hear you. I think two years is about. But who are we to say? But. Yeah. It's an interesting argument. It's been in the news a lot lately with all this. Yeah. But the more I've listened to it, the more I kind of understand we are mammals.

[J.D. Ryan]

A few years ago with a four year old, it was not in front of a magazine. A four year old breastfeeding was just nuts. And it looked terror. It looked weird.

[Michael Turley]

The worst part is he had his thumb up in the air looking back at the photo like milk.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was he really.

[J.D. Ryan]

Junior high football practice. Let's go. No. Yeah, he was in the picture. Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

But this kid's yelling, dude. I mean, he is pissed off.

[J.D. Ryan]

He can get there. You need to be the father and just sit him down and say, stop it, it's mine now.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can't talk to him. Really? What, are you going to beat him?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, you beat him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Him. You just beat him.

[Wallace Edwards]

No. Boo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dennis. Dennis. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Yes, sir. I'm listening to y' all station. I'm up here in Arkansas and this lady friend of ours.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller]

She breastfed her youngest daughter until she was five years old.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you. Did you tell her she ought to cut it out?

[Caller]

No, no, no. I'm as young as their youngest daughter. I just remember my mother saying that she breastfed that kid because she was five years old.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

[Caller]

And I've even. I thought that was a little bit much.

[John Clay Wolf]

When do you think you should cut it off?

[Caller]

She would come. I'm a guy. You should never cut it off.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks for calling it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Never cut it off.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, and they are pretty when they're in that mode.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, they're.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's hard to argue.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, I know, but it's time for you to reclaim your territory.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds with four kids that I've claimed my territory pretty much.

[J.D. Ryan]

I just mean reclaim it only for only you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm all claimed up I'm all claimed up. 800-807-234 is calling number 800-800 radio. Somebody down in south Louisiana should call in with some store about the water boy that's breastfed till they were 12. Because you know it's there. You know it's there. I know a friend in Ryan, Louisiana. He drink beer, mix it with his breast milk.

[Baba]

Oh, God.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, speaking of kids and maybe child support, you hear this though. Texas Attorney general's office has now found a new way to punish parents who are behind on their child support. You can't get your vehicle registered. That's right. The agency plans to employ a new tool beginning this fall against parents who haven't paid child support for at least six months. The attorney General's office is already able to revoke your driver's license, professional or recreational licenses for evading that. Now that you won't be able to register your car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Basically, I need to get my.

[J.D. Ryan]

They're gonna get around to.

[John Clay Wolf]

I need to get my airplane license renewed.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Biannual flight review. It's time.

[J.D. Ryan]

Biennial.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I'm all paid up on childhood child support payments. Bob, how are you and your child support payments?

[Baba]

Mine ended like a year ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Michael Turley]

Congratulations.

[Baba]

I'm out.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's a great moment.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is she still living in Vernon?

[Baba]

Oh, no. Do you mean the mother or the daughter?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. No, the mother. The lady you were making the payments during Wichita Falls. Okay, yeah. So you. How many payment. Were you. Were you paying on two kids or three?

[Baba]

No, no, just one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just one.

[Baba]

Just one. Either. You know, my. My other kids, we never really had anything state sponsored. We just, you know, mutually decided to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give them what you could when you want, when it felt right.

[Baba]

Yeah, if she wanted something, you know, they're all. Were always matters of wardrobe or, you know, give me 50 bucks. Hey, give me 100 bucks. I've always done that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Baba]

You know, William lives with me now.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't.

[Baba]

She doesn't pay any child support.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, I would talk about my situation, but I signed a court order.

[Baba]

Did you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Saying that I would not discuss it on the radio. Why is that? Because we finally negotiated a settlement that was happy for all of us in a. In a custody suit that I filed about two years ago. Yeah. And we got it all squared up. But in the. In the document, it said that I could not reveal the terms. On the radio show, it actually said that.

[Baba]

I never thought about that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I mean, I had neither. But I was flattered to know that she's a listener. Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Or a lawyer is.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Baba]

Because you don't want to bungle up the settlement that it probably took you some time to come to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Baba]

But then, you know, radio show suffers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I sat there and thought about it a long time. Do I want to get out of this mess and stop this 400, 500 an hour deal where I can put it to bed right now or impress Baba one Saturday morning with the terms of my. When we finally. Yeah, I filed for custody on my kiddo. Let's say, let's full and we worked it out.

[Baba]

Let's say child support's a trip, a monthly trip. How many miles do you drive a month for that trip? You could do it like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't go on any vacations anymore. Nice. Thanks. And I've got my kid.

[J.D. Ryan]

Perfect.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks.

[Baba]

There you go. That's the main thing, really, don't you think?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I think you put it perfectly.

[J.D. Ryan]

The list came out this week of the highest value brands for automotives, automotive for cars. Do you want to guess what number one is? You probably can. This is high value. So they, they retain their value.

[John Clay Wolf]

They make the most question which cars depreciate the less the least.

[J.D. Ryan]

This just says, yeah, it's pretty much most valuable car brands and it's in billions.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, oh, I'm sorry.

[Michael Turley]

Brand name, brand name.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's got to be Toyota.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're right. Number one is Toyota, 29 billion. Followed by BMW, Mercedes, Benz, Honda, and then Ford.

[John Clay Wolf]

I figured Honda would be in front of BMW, Mercedes. So you're talking worldwide. Worldwide. And over in Europe, BMW especially Mercedes is like a Honda. Over here. The cabs drive Benzes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Benzes. Yeah, everybody does. Victor Isis drives Toyota.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where you calling from?

[Caller]

Oklahoma.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oklahoma? Where in Oklahoma?

[Caller]

More Oklahoma. Where the tornadoes come running down.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, were you surprised to hear us on your station a couple of weeks ago?

[Caller]

Do what?

[John Clay Wolf]

Were you surprised to hear us on your station a couple of weeks ago? I think this is our third week. Third week on the brew.

[Caller]

It's kind of crazy. You guys are crazy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dude, we have fun. We cut up, they keep us in line. Dude, I get a lot of flack from these program directors. You'd be so surprised how much whipping I get. I mean, what you're really, what you're hearing now is like a. An edited version. Yeah, I got called to the carpet. I mean, when you're on the phone with the New York directors and the.

[J.D. Ryan]

Lawyers, they all get nervous.

[John Clay Wolf]

They, you know, you got to realize, well, maybe we should pull it a little bit.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, I've got to go. Speaking of getting yelled at, there's a big red light blinking at me that says go to commercial. Go to commercial.

[Caller]

Uhoh.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got a buggy. So you think breastfeeding cut off at a year?

[Caller]

I think. Well, my problem was my mom had implants and her milk wasn't good for me before then, so I had to do goat's milk.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well that makes sense. You just go out and suck it right off the teat in the backyard in Oklahoma.

[Caller]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Awesome. Thank you, Victor. We'll be right back. Goat's milk straight off the nipple right here on the John Clay Wolf show.

[J.D. Ryan]

Go.

[Radio Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show column toll free 1-800-800-RODIO or log on to GoWolf.com this is the John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Clay Wolf Show Saturday morning, final segment. My name is John Clay Wolf. If you want to get your car bit on the air, you need to call in now or just go to givemethevin.com we will be bidding cars and emailing offer letters from givingthevin.com until 4:00 clock today. Then everybody packs it up and goes home until Monday morning. 800 to 800 radio is the call in number. Here's Alexis. Steve, how serious are you selling about this? How serious are you about selling this car?

[Caller]

Pretty serious. Thinking about getting rid of it and getting a truck to pull a boat. But I don't know. You know what this is worth? Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

So if I bought it from you today, you would have nothing to drive?

[Caller]

No, I have some other things to drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so I'm. This is live. This is a live opportunity to do business with a man named Steve. From where?

[Caller]

Seabrook.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know where that is. We went down there. We flew down three years ago for the Seabrook Yacht Club boat show and car show.

[J.D. Ryan]

Bob Fair was live.

[John Clay Wolf]

We did a live broadcast on ESPN down there. That was fun.

[Michael Turley]

Dressed like the Gilligan's island guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, we dressed like The Gilligan Island 2010 Lexus ES350 with 85. What color is it?

[Caller]

It's gray.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay if I hit you 11 grand? Did I buy the car?

[Caller]

No. I wasn't sure what it was worth, but I was hoping it was worth up to 18, but I didn't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

A 7 year old midline Lexus with 85,000 miles. Not 45, 85. I know you know what you've got but I'm just reminding you we've still got to sell it to somebody so you have to put yourself in their shoes.

[Caller]

And I just didn't know. I didn't look at Blue Book or any of those kind of things.

[John Clay Wolf]

So guess What? It's an 11 to $12,000 car.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. There you go.

[Caller]

All right. Well, let me think about that and if I want to do it, I'll holler back at you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just go the website. Give me the vin dot com. Oh, Lexus 350Z. How many miles on it? Russell?

[Caller]

It's got 5,000 miles on it and.

[H]

It'S actually a Nissan.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did I just say Lexus? I'm sorry about that. I was talking to that Lexus guy. Okay. Why the miles so low? Which is good.

[Caller]

I bought it for a toy, you know, I've had it for that long. I put four batteries in it since I've only. Because I don't drive it as much. Batteries seem to go bad on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you know if it's an enthusiast, a grand touring, a performance, a track, a touring. There's a lot of different versions.

[Caller]

Yeah, yeah, it's a Grand Touring.

[H]

Convertible.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's convertible. Okay.

[Caller]

Yeah, it's convertible and it's an 05.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller]

It's not the 35th anniversary model, but it's the. But it's the 350Z roadster with the Brembo brakes and the larger wheels. It doesn't have the Nismo package on it though.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is there any way it's not an 05? Because I'm looking at my computer and it doesn't option for a convertible 5.

[Caller]

I'm sorry, I screwed that up. It's an 08.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's fine. It's all good, man. No slick. No problem. 350Z convert. Let me find that one. Convertible, Grand Touring. Leather. Automatic.

[Caller]

Yeah, leather. A six speed. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color? You told me I wasn't listening because I was trying to figure out how we had an 05 convertible.

[Caller]

It's red.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. What color are the guts?

[Caller]

They are black.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. The miles are great, you know. Where do you live?

[Caller]

Oklahoma.

[John Clay Wolf]

What city?

[Caller]

Alden.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know where that is. I used to be the Ford dealer in Vernon.

[Caller]

Oh, okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wolf Ford, Dodge. Wolf Auto Group. Vernon Auto Group. That's on me. Okay. I think with those miles I would be a $15,000 buy.

[Caller]

Okay. I was thinking, I mean, just like everyone else, we always think it's worth a little more, but. Okay, well, so. So I can just think about it and if I want to, I can put my stuff on that on your website.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Say, John bid me at 15 grand online. And do you know what Will what you'll take for it.

[Caller]

I was hoping. I was hoping about probably 18 or 19.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. With that year model, you know, we're into 16 now. 17 model years are fixed to come out. That's what's slowing us down.

[Caller]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, if you sell it to me, it damn sure better be worth more than what I'm given. Right. I'm a car dealer, for Christ's sakes. But I know you got that. But it's my job to be the best wholesale bid that you can find.

[Caller]

Gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what I pride myself on. And ease of transaction. Exactly. Going down exactly the way I said it. I mean, I beat on our guys. Dude, you. You. I'm saying this to you so everybody listening will hear. We don't play the backup game. We don't do the BS crap that all these other car dealers do. You know how easy it would be for me, Russell, to say, yeah, 17 grand. Does that work? Really? Give me 18. Okay, I'll give 18. All right. Bring it down to us. Bring it over. Bring your title. We'll do 18. So you get there, and we immediately go to picking on your car and picking on you and pick. Giving you all this BS and backing you up. You're tired. Like, screw it, just give me my money. That's what car dealers do, and that's what people are sick of. And that's what. That's my entire concept to break down. Is 15 the right money for what we do? Yeah, it's that. I'm looking at a market report of all the cars sold in the nation in the past two months in this. In this trim, and that's the highest one ever sold by 3,000. But you've got the best mileage. One, one. Would I go to 16? Maybe so. Go to the website, givemetheven.com, load it up, tell us what you'll take for it. We'll damn sure try to buy it. And I've got a good check that'll clear immediately for you.

[Caller]

Awesome. Hey, thanks for your time. I appreciate it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. And thank everybody else for listening today. Thank you. We've got two minutes. Yeah. Now we got some time. JD what are you gonna do this weekend? It's Father's Day. Your kids do anything for you?

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm just going to dinner. Going to Jack Ingram tonight. That's you at Billy Bob?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Michael. Turley.

[John Clay Wolf]

Turley, you going?

[Michael Turley]

That's the plan.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you committed? Are you flaked?

[Michael Turley]

No, it's just a Matter of the babysitting. We get that lined up and we're good to go.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you don't have a sitter? Is your wife coming?

[Michael Turley]

Yes, she'll come. That's why we have to sit her sitting for Lucas. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, at what age can you let the kids run free?

[Michael Turley]

Daytime is one thing, but when you're going out at night.

[J.D. Ryan]

How old is he again?

[Michael Turley]

He's 10.

[John Clay Wolf]

1. You get him a CHL. He can protect himself.

[J.D. Ryan]

Bobbo, I'm still shocked at your little rant earlier about the chl.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you really?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Baba]

I don't know.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's just I always thought you were a. You were a packing mama.

[Baba]

No, I mean, I'm cool. I'm cool with guns. It's just. What are you talking about? On Facebook. I stand behind you in groceries.

[J.D. Ryan]

That particular rant? Yeah. Yeah.

[Baba]

You know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Come on. What was your opinion on that?

[Baba]

I just. I think it's braggadocious. You know, there's a. There's a four syllable word that we don't use in. In this modern age. Vain. Glorious. That's what that post is. It's just bragging. Bragging?

[John Clay Wolf]

I got a gun and you don't.

[Baba]

I'm gonna save your life. No, you'll probably. You know. What? Cutting. I've seen you shoot. You'll probably try and draw too fast. Blow my damn foot off, and then send 3 to 5.38rounds ricocheting off the propane display up in the front store. You know, kill the Frito Lay guy and somebody's mommy and Janine, the checkout girl who probably should have called in sick today. Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, I think being able. It's like flying an airplane. You need to be current. You need to practice. You need to go to the range. You need. I'd say, what? J.D. every. At least twice a year. At least twice.

[J.D. Ryan]

Minimum.

[John Clay Wolf]

Minimum.

[Baba]

Thank you. And JD has a ch. Draw him. Fire. Draw him. Fire.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who's this calling on line one? You there?

[Caller]

Hey, tell those guys I love them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Which guys, though? You're on the air with us. I just took you straight. You love us? Good.

[Caller]

Yes. Where you call them? This is the first time I heard you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where you calling from?

[Caller]

Victor.

[John Clay Wolf]

Again.

[Caller]

I'm sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, Victor. Okay. Oklahoma. The only thing bad about Victor is he's from Oklahoma. We're not gonna hold it against him. Well, no.

[Caller]

Goat milk.

[John Clay Wolf]

Goat milk? Did you lose your virginity to that goat, too? Oh, come on. Then you're not a true Oklahoman. Remember, the website is give me givemethe vin v I n.com yes, we cut up. And yes, we love Oklahomans and we love Louisianans. I'm down there. Hell, I think it's my second home state. I'm in Louisiana. Too much. We will be back here next Saturday. Remember, the podcast is on itunes this afternoon, or you just go to givemetheven.com, scroll to the bottom, hit the Apple podcast logo. It'll take you straight to itunes and you can subscribe. And when you miss the show, and also on this station, you're hearing us. So we start an hour earlier so you can catch our number one. We'll see you next week. Thanks.

[Caller]

$16,000, ladies and gentlemen. That wraps this little show up. Y' all move right over. Buy you some Bibles or go back down the lane and buy you whatever you want.