#71 John Clay Wolfe Show

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode 71 (February 12, 2026)

Overview

This episode of The John Clay Wolfe Show is a classic slice of Wolfe and crew: irreverent, freewheeling, and full of sharp banter about cars, sports, rock & roll, politics, and whatever else bubbles up. Broadcasting under the banner of GiveMeTheVin.com, John and his regular sidekicks—J.D. Ryan, Michael Turley, and Bobbo—mix in fan calls, car-buying consultations, wry stories, prank calls, and satirical skits, all delivered in a fast-paced, candid style that dances around FCC boundaries but never crosses the line. The show weaves in a lot of car trading talk with segments that range from 70s rock trivia to an extended running joke about stinky finger parties, and even a surreal appearance from Tony Romo’s “dad." The episode is shot through with political commentary (coming just before an election), music and pop culture bits, and the hosts’ trademark, sometimes edgy, wit.

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Key Discussion Points

1. Behind-the-Scenes Studio Mayhem

• The “Locked Out” Story (01:31–06:56): The crew opens laughing about a misadventure: Bobbo locked himself out of the studio due to Bobbo sleeping inside, alarms going off, police responding, and a lot of confusion.
  • Michael Turley: “I must have been extremely tired.” (03:10)
  • John chastises the accidental studio overnight, resulting in a security fine for Bobbo.
  • Memorable quote:
    John Clay Wolfe: “Hey, John, do you mind if I come into the studio all drunk and wake you up twice in the middle of the night and wake up early and set off alarms and have the police come and bill your account? Yes, Bobbo, I do mind. Please don’t do that.” (06:37)

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2. Listener Calls and Car Buying

• Fan Love and Skepticism (08:01–12:17): Several fans call in expressing appreciation, which prompts self-deprecating jokes about host unpopularity. John reflects on sending positive listener comments to radio programmers for validation.
  • John Clay Wolfe: “They make me feel small. They make me feel like I’m unwanted.” (08:46)
  • J.D. Ryan reads appreciative listener emails.
• On-Air Car Buying (12:25–15:33):
  • Listeners call in with car details; John provides quick, honest, sometimes blunt appraisals, favoring candor over flattery:
    John: “Silver sucks.” (12:43, regarding a Corvette’s color)

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3. Rock & Roll and Radio Gags

• 70s Rock Trivia Contest (40:04–66:36):

  • Deep-cut audio clips from 70s bands are played; listeners call in to guess artists and songs.
  • Contest proves challenging; finally, Lisa from New Jersey nails all answers:
    • Elton John – “All the Girls Love Alice”
    • AC/DC – “Walk All Over You”
    • Rolling Stones – “Monkey Man”
    • Lynyrd Skynyrd – “Comin’ Home”
    • Led Zeppelin – “Poor Tom”
  • "Damn, girlfriend" (62:18) – John, celebrating Lisa’s win.

• Musicology, Generational Gaps:

  • Generational music knowledge is tested and lampooned:
    John: “If you don’t know it, then no one will.” (44:16)

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4. Family Life and Discipline

• Stories from Home (20:24–33:02; 153:05–158:38):
  • John describes his three-year-old son’s quirks:
    • The boy calls himself “Baby Dayday,” idolizes toy guns, and has a dramatic birthday party prepared by his Eastern European wife.
    • “He’s sitting in the other room with a poop in his diaper and a gun in his hand.” (32:00)
  • Extended (and funny) debate about disciplining children; John reveals he had a family paddle custom-made, shares childhood sibling rivalry, and grapples with wanting approval from his own dad.
  • Escalates to personal therapy:
    John: “I should beat my brother up. That’s what should happen.” (157:43)

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5. Election and Politics

• Pre-Election Tension (23:14–39:23; 143:06–146:50):
  • Political opinions fly, with Bobbo and Michael Turley from opposing sides, but everyone agrees on the chaos of the current climate. They mock campaign scandals and allegations on all sides.
  • “If Hillary wins, it’ll just keep rolling.” (146:21)
  • Satirical explanations from “Randy the Chipmunk” put animal kingdom spin on candidates.

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6. Satire, Skits, and Characters

• Tony Romo’s Dad (100:04–106:06):

  • Parade of recurring characters and impressions: “Tony Romo’s Dad” explains his son’s Halloween humiliation as kids drop by dressed as Dak Prescott; comedic accents and absurdist humor abound.
  • “He began to throw the candy at the children… rapid fire 23 yards… threw three musketeers at a group of four little ones wearing the Kiss makeup.” (103:12–103:32)

• Prank Call – Warranty Specialist (76:27–79:08):

  • Bobbo plays with a telemarketer, turning the tables with escalating sarcasm and feigned confusion:
    “Are you high? Sitting there at work, you’re not paying attention? You all stoned through the bejesus belt?” (78:04)

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7. Car Culture & Oddities

• Weird Stuff Found in Cars (87:13–91:09):
  • The team recalls the most bizarre and gross items found in traded-in cars (a used feminine napkin among them), sparking disgust and laughter.
• Highs and Lows in Car Appraisals:
  • Scene swerves from a $278,000 Lamborghini Huracán sale to beater Kia Rios and 2000 GMC Jimmys with 1,700 miles.

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8. Listener Interaction & Regional Color

• Wide Call-in Geographic Spread:
  • Listeners from Pennsylvania, Arkansas, Alabama, New Jersey, and Texas (big shout-outs to small-town fans) call about everything from car deals to local sports teams.
• Regional Differences:
  • Jokes abound comparing women and car markets in Alabama vs. Texas (71:35–72:35), “what’s cool about a Nissan,” and more.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments (with Timestamps)

• On Studio Mayhem:
  “He slept right through the damn alarm.” — John Clay Wolfe (02:41)

• On Family Discipline:
  “I had a paddle made the other day with their initials on. It’s really nice.” — John Clay Wolfe (34:24)

• On Political Cynicism:
  “Flaming, almost homosexual liberal in the middle of the groom.” — John Clay Wolfe, ribbing Michael Turley (36:06)

• On Listener Praise:
  “My show makes them laugh and takes my mind off me being at work… The only thing I hate about your show is when it’s over.” — Listener email read by J.D. Ryan (09:49)

• On 70s Rock Contest:
  “Damn, girlfriend.” — John Clay Wolfe to Lisa from New Jersey after she aces deep-cut rock contest (62:18)

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Important Segment Timestamps

• 01:31 – Studio mishaps / “Locked Out” saga
• 08:01 – Listener calls & show love
• 12:25 – Corvette appraisal/call-in car deals
• 20:24 – Family stories (“Baby Dayday”)
• 23:14 – Early voting discussion / politics
• 40:04 – Run of 70s Rock “Name that Tune” and contest
• 45:11 – More Car Calls / Appraisals
• 100:04 – Tony Romo’s Dad/Athletic skit
• 131:44 – Twin Peaks “talent recruitment” remote plan
• 138:14 – Wallace Edwards does Pink Floyd history (satirical)
• 143:06 – Pre-election tension and reactions
• 153:05 – Parenting, fighting siblings, John's personal grievances

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Tone & Style

• Candid, sarcastic, rowdy: The hosts pull no punches discussing each other and current events.
• Irreverent and sometimes edgy: They flirt with lines on sex/drugs/politics, but always keep within FCC rules.
• Naturally flowing banter: The chemistry is loose and unforced, with callbacks and inside jokes for longtime listeners.
• Satirical and occasionally surreal: Skits like “Tony Romo’s Dad” and “Randy the Chipmunk” lampoon sports and politics alike.

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Summary

This episode of The John Clay Wolfe Show gives both regulars and newcomers a full blast of the program’s signature style: a wild mix of live car auctions/appraisals, music nerd deep-dives, family oversharing, regional/rural color, and sidelong glances at politics and pop culture. The energy is occasionally chaotic, always quick-witted, with the crew excelling at turning studio mishaps, mundane interactions, or calls from random fans into moments of comedy gold. Political satire, family drama, and rock trivia intermingle, and there’s plenty for car enthusiasts and classic rock lovers, but even more for those who love a smart-aleck slice of Americana.

Listener takeaway: Even if you’ve never tuned in before, this episode delivers a rollicking, sometimes unhinged, but consistently entertaining journey through American life—through the lens of cars, classic rock, and the one-of-a-kind John Clay Wolfe radio circus.

Transcript

[John Clay Wolf]

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[John Clay Wolf]

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[Announcer]

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[John Clay Wolf]

Just like witches at black mass.

[Bobbo]

Did you know we've been on for like 10 hours? Turn your mic on, Babu.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's the John Clay Wolf Radio marathon. We're entering hour number 12.

[Michael Turley]

I can't do it anymore, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sorry.

[Bobbo]

I would have had everything checked, but Bobble had me locked out this morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can't do it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Had you locked down to the what studio?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Michael Turley]

Not really, no.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Really.

[J.D. Ryan]

What time did you get here?

[Bobbo]

I get here at 5 in the morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

And what's he doing here?

[Bobbo]

Well, I don't know. Bobbo decided to crash.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, you slept?

[Bobbo]

Not. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, how does he lock you out?

[John Clay Wolf]

He locked.

[Bobbo]

Because I left the key for him, right?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

He gets in here, he locks the door. I don't have any way in.

[J.D. Ryan]

You don't have a way in?

[Michael Turley]

You can't sleep up here without locking the door, man.

[Bobbo]

I'm pounding on the door, I'm calling him. I even set the alarm open the door, the other office, because they're connected.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[Bobbo]

The alarm went off.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's still sleeping.

[John Clay Wolf]

He slept right through the damn alarm.

[Bobbo]

The cops came up here.

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[Bobbo]

Yes. They came up and their ass was like, yeah, I'm here. I'm just trying to wake up the guy in the studio. I was giving the whole little story and they're like, okay, whatever. And they just left.

[J.D. Ryan]

They left? Yeah.

[Bobbo]

He didn't wake up.

[J.D. Ryan]

Now you know the story.

[Michael Turley]

What if you'd been a terrorist?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, really.

[Bobbo]

It was obvious that I was here because I had a key. I was working at the studio.

[Michael Turley]

I felt terrible about it, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

How did you sleep through people banging on the door? It's only 50ft.

[Michael Turley]

I must have been extremely tired.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wow.

[Bobbo]

Or there's a lot of natty lights laying around pizza boxes.

[Michael Turley]

I came in about 11 last night. I had a couple of tall boys. Okay, very nice. Domino's pizza and hit the rack.

[J.D. Ryan]

You were in a car crash.

[Michael Turley]

And I heard my phone ringing. It was about 5:30. And so I got up and unlocked the door and went Back to bed. Well, and the phone kept ringing and ringing and ringing. So I finally answered.

[J.D. Ryan]

Rude people.

[Michael Turley]

Charlie goes, dude, are you alive?

[Bobbo]

Seriously? It crossed my mind.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, of course it was.

[John Clay Wolf]

What if Bob was dead in there?

[Bobbo]

How are we gonna do the show? Because we can't get in.

[J.D. Ryan]

Your first thought is, damn, how are we gonna do the show? That's gonna put a real download, and.

[Michael Turley]

It just encourages me.

[J.D. Ryan]

We'll get over it. But what's gonna happen for Tony Romo's dad?

[Michael Turley]

If you're in here, you can actually leave the key outside because the lock works from in here.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[Michael Turley]

So that's what I should have done. Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know, in the future, we have.

[Michael Turley]

Learned something in six years of working in this facility. I just figured that out. But I used to have a key. Well, so we, you know, we. We juggle as best we can. And I looked at my phone, and my phone's just all but dead. And Turley called me. I'm not lying. 45 times.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, he's trying to get in.

[Michael Turley]

Every time my phone rings, it does the Kill Bill whistle, you know?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. How do you sleep?

[Michael Turley]

I don't know.

[Bobbo]

How does he sleep? Through an alarm that went off for a minute.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who set the alarm off?

[Bobbo]

I did, on purpose, because I was trying to wake Bobbo up because he was locked up in here.

[John Clay Wolf]

He had the key here, and he didn't wake up.

[J.D. Ryan]

Couldn't get in to do the show.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was comfortable. Security starts calling me in the middle of the night.

[J.D. Ryan]

Did they really?

[Bobbo]

Oh, that was when Bob came last night. Yeah. He also set the alarm off last night, too.

[J.D. Ryan]

Like the Three Stooges work here?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Remind me to kill you later.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, Larry Cheese.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, Bob, you come in here all drunk and stoned and fall through and knock the. Set the alarm off now.

[Michael Turley]

Okay. Turley has a deal. Turley can control the alarm from his home.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've all learned.

[Michael Turley]

So we made an arrangement. He said, I'll leave the key and just call me when you get there and I'll turn it off. Well, I called Turley three times, and I didn't get him. So I thought, well, and it was dark, you know, the panel was dark in here. So I thought, well, he's already done it. He's already turned.

[John Clay Wolf]

He set it off at 11:14. 11:14 last night.

[Michael Turley]

That's right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then it went off again this morning at 5:05.

[Michael Turley]

Was it 5:05? Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I know this because my phone's ringing at that time from the alarm people. Okay, well, notify me of a burglary.

[Michael Turley]

Now, you know your alarm system works for sure. And you won't have to worry about that at night.

[Bobbo]

Well, at 11 the cops didn't come, I take it, right, Bobbo?

[Michael Turley]

No.

[Bobbo]

Never saw at 5 in the morning. They sure the hell did.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that cost me. So, Bob, you're gonna get to write a little checky check for that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Doesn't when the cops show up cost you? Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

No, man, they got their money's worth too. 75 bucks after they were done.

[John Clay Wolf]

75 bucks.

[Bobbo]

They literally stood out there for about 30 minutes just chatting.

[John Clay Wolf]

Another 75.

[J.D. Ryan]

30 in the morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob, do you have a. Do you use a debit or a credit card?

[Michael Turley]

Well, it depends.

[John Clay Wolf]

On what?

[J.D. Ryan]

Who he's paying.

[Michael Turley]

Right. Depends who I'm paying.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, John, you mind if I crash the studio tomorrow night? Not at all. But do. Hey, John, do you mind if I come into the studio all drunk and wake you up twice in the middle of the night and wake up early and set off alarms and have the police come and bill your account? Yes, Bobbo, I do mine. Please don't do that.

[Michael Turley]

I think you're over emoting a bit.

[J.D. Ryan]

Next time ask the whole question, Bobbo.

[Michael Turley]

But we didn't have policemen last. Last night.

[John Clay Wolf]

This morning.

[J.D. Ryan]

This is your. This is your claim to fame this morning?

[Michael Turley]

Wasn't me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it was, Turley. It was all because I had to.

[Bobbo]

Try to wake you up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, when you decide to use the police officers as Babo's wake up alarm.

[Michael Turley]

And even they couldn't do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Michael Turley]

They should have fired a shot into the air.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, I would have done it.

[Michael Turley]

I'd have heard that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long did it take you to get in here, Turley?

[Bobbo]

Almost 40 minutes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, why didn't you have a key?

[Bobbo]

Because I gave it to Bobbo so he can get in.

[Caller]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow, Bob, again.

[J.D. Ryan]

Keystone Cops.

[Michael Turley]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll be damned. Kramer, you did it again. Another.

[Michael Turley]

Another little portrait of my life. And this isn't just here. This is every. Every hour of every day, Something goes on.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Is the call in number? Actually, I've got one right there. I don't even know who it is or what they want. Good morning. Who are you? What do you want?

[Caller]

Good morning. My name is Glenn and I. I just wanted to praise you guys on having a great show, man. You guys have great chemistry. You have great stories, man. And I'm not Trying to sell my car. But all the time that I hear you give out prices, they're always fair, man. And I think you guys are doing a great job. That's all.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just good old boys. Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

I live in the colony.

[John Clay Wolf]

Colony? Oh, good. So you're a 92.5 listener.

[Caller]

Hey, absolutely. I listen. I listen to Bow and Jim in the morning, man. I listen to classic rock, you know, and you guys always have great music bumpers too, man. I wanna.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, will you do me a favor and go to 92.5's website, push and email that same thing you just told me to the program director, Don Davis, because they.

[Caller]

Absolutely, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because they. They make me feel. They make me feel small. They make me feel like I'm unwanted. And. And when you it for you to say no, man, you are wanted, it'll help.

[Caller]

Absolutely, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, I appreciate. Hey, and tell Bo and Jim the same thing, cuz they don't like me either.

[Caller]

Come on, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nobody likes me.

[J.D. Ryan]

Nobody likes you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nobody likes me.

[Michael Turley]

What happened? I like you. He used to be cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, I can hear it right now. That was a setup phone call. Yeah, y' all paid him to call. I have no idea who the hell that was. And thank you for calling, by the way. That was very nice.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, we get emails like that all week. I have one right here.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's your say?

[J.D. Ryan]

It just says, this comes from.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wait, J.D. this feels like a setup.

[J.D. Ryan]

We get them all the time. That's why I happen to have this.

[Michael Turley]

He's been in the business so long, JD makes everything feel like a setup.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wow.

[Michael Turley]

No, that's a compliment.

[J.D. Ryan]

That was a shot over the bridge, wasn't it?

[John Clay Wolf]

But his girlfriend said. Said about when she climbed.

[J.D. Ryan]

Came from Wallace Berry.

[Michael Turley]

I don't know Wallace Berry.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, I'm gonna change this email. I'll change this email to hating you two. Now, Wallace, Barry, I don't have a car to sell, but I wanted to say thank you for your show on Saturdays. I work every freaking one and miss time with my family so I can support them. But your show makes the laugh and makes my mind. Takes my mind off of me being at work. I have heard you say it before that you like, hate male. Well, the only thing I hate about your show is when it's over, I lose the signal on my phone while I work. Keep up the good work. And this is from Wallace Berry. Thank you, Wallace. Not a setup. That's a real. I don't care if you believe me or not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wallace Edwards. Here's one from Wallace Edwards.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, really?

[J.D. Ryan]

We have Wallace Edwards?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, he's gonna, he has. He has some love or hate mail. Also.

[Michael Turley]

Dear John. Oh, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is this the real Wallace Edwards? From Cliff 570.

[Michael Turley]

During the broadcast of my own program on Saturday mornings, lots of times I get calls for people that want to know how much I'll give for their Chrysler Cordova. Yeah, I tell them I'm not sure, but the first thing they should do is make sure that they buy auto insurance. Then I tell them a little story about the Carpenters or the Pretenders or maybe Bon Scott. They all seem really entertained, but they always want to talk to J.D. and I don't have a J.D. i was wondering if I could borrow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Him for a while.

[Michael Turley]

Anyway, appreciate the occasional shots on your show. Hope you have a great Saturday. And with that, I'm Wallace Edwards.

[Bobbo]

Great, great voicemail.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Wallace. Matt Coleman. Good morning. Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Good old Crosby, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Buddy Crosby.

[Caller]

Crosby, yes. Your old radio host. Little guy I just talked to said you're going to give me more money for my car if I tell you how much I like your show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah, yeah.

[Caller]

So he's on the losing side of this right now. All right, I got a 2012 Z06,650 at the rear wheels. It's quick, but I don't ever drive it. It sits in my garage.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

Silver in color, never been wrecked. The second owner bought it with a thousand miles on it, put about 3,000 on it and put about 15 grand worth of performance work and left it alone and haven't driven it since.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles are on it?

[Caller]

47, 82. 4782.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's a 2012. Did you buy it new?

[Caller]

Yes. No. Like I said, I bought it. I bought it from a, an individual who's a one owner, who's a one owner car. And it was cheap, so I bought it.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long have you had it?

[Caller]

A year and a half.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you say yet? Half.

[J.D. Ryan]

Year and a half.

[Caller]

Year and a half.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I'm just trying to translate. What color?

[Caller]

Silver.

[John Clay Wolf]

Silver sucks.

[Caller]

Well, I'm sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's fine. I mean, you didn't pick it out. You just bought it because it's too cheap. The reason it's too cheap is because of silver. But is. Does it have chrome wheels and navigation?

[Caller]

Yes, sir. Chrome wheel? Well, no. Well, they're aftermarket wheels, but yes, they're chrome.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have the factories?

[Caller]

Yes, I do. I don't have the factory tires, but I have the factory round.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Is it 40 grand? Does that sound right?

[Caller]

No, that doesn't sound right at all. But kind of hurts my feelings. But I guess I. I'd have to consider 40 grand. But still.

[John Clay Wolf]

You said. Well, I mean, why would you consider it if it's not the highest offer you got? That's what I don't understand about people.

[Caller]

I'll consider that easier. Okay, because. Because you're easier to deal with and it's not. I mean, yours is a real number. Everybody else that everybody throws out. Oh, I'll give you this for it. And they never show up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a 1LZ, a 2LZ or a 3LZ? Do you know?

[Caller]

3Lc. It's loaded. It's got everything you can get.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's got 4000 modes. I had a. I had a 1800 mile Camaro in a Corvette this week. Huh. What's it take, homeboy? Matt.

[Caller]

Yes, sir?

[John Clay Wolf]

What's it take to buy it?

[Caller]

49.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're hurting me.

[Bobbo]

I got a bunch of.

[Michael Turley]

I got.

[Caller]

I got 15 grand in the motor and it was playing, so.

[J.D. Ryan]

Damn.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have a cam in it? Does it go?

[Caller]

Oh, yeah, it's got. Damn headphones are internal. I mean, it'll. It'll shoot it and get it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Man.

[Caller]

I put it up a cup again.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got to dump that many, Many. Just cussed.

[Bobbo]

How do you said, shoot, I got it.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, he said. He said s it and get it. You can't. You can't use the S. FCC airways. But I'm glad to know that you're so comfortable that you feel like you can with us.

[Caller]

Okay, well, you guys are pretty cool every Saturday. Y' all are pretty awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Little old Crosby, Texas. Like Crosby.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's right. Crosby, Crosby. Crosby.

[Michael Turley]

East of Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's go. 45 grand. For right now, go to givemetheven.com. have you already sent it into our website?

[Caller]

Not yet, but I have the vin.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do that right now. Put it on the website. Let me look at this thing. Hey, send me a video of it running. I want to hear it. You don't have to, like rev it real high, but I need to hear what it idles. Like if it's loping real heavy. Actually, that hurts it if you don't know the truth, because that scares me.

[Caller]

No, it's. It's a high idle cam.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

Performance cam.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, thanks. Cool. Go to givemetheven.com. givemetheven.com. Give me the vi n.com. you can put the VIN number the pictures and we'll email you an offer. You can call in now at 800-800-RODIO or just go to the website. We've got a buy room of guys. Actually they're just getting in right now and they will start answering your request and emailing you. Offer letters, huh?

[J.D. Ryan]

Wow, Bob, off to a fly.

[Michael Turley]

I've got a high idle cam as well.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, I do too.

[John Clay Wolf]

I do too.

[J.D. Ryan]

Had that since I was a teen.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob, how old were you when you lost your virginity?

[Michael Turley]

Seven.

[John Clay Wolf]

Seven.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. Don't tell my mom.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh yeah, yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Nobody had any idea in town.

[John Clay Wolf]

How old was she?

[Michael Turley]

I had to find me an older gal. She was 20.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good for you.

[J.D. Ryan]

For you.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got taken down by a 20 year old when you were in high school.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good for you.

[Michael Turley]

I mean, you know, listen, it didn't. It wasn't hard.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like what happened?

[Michael Turley]

Well, Saturday night.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

You know, in good old Bowie. Bowie. Bowie, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

You know, you just. Just string that silk, brother.

[John Clay Wolf]

String that silk, brother.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well that's some great advice for everybody that's 17 that wants to get laid by a 20 year old. Just string that silk, man.

[Michael Turley]

Be smooth, brother. Use that silky tone. You know, be nice, polite. Open the lady's door for her.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's all it takes.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I'm getting notes. 800-800-7234. Just go to givethe vin.com John name is John Clay wolf.com with J.D. ryan, Michael Turley running the production and Bob Bo is with us. We'll be right back.

[Michael Turley]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the Wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up. Power by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

The election's almost here and we're all tired of all this combative talk. Do the right thing when you get to the polls. Vote forgivemetheven.com sell us your car, cuz we're going to make car buying great again at givemethe. Vin.com beat the dealer. I pay more if I don't beat Carmax. I owe you 100 bucks. It's that easy. Givemetheven.com Best buyers in all of Texas.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Papa, you're a weird dude. Eric Ogle, line one.

[Caller]

Yes, Eric, every Saturday morning I think about calling and complimenting you. I don't have a car to sell. I just think your show is great. I'll have great chemistry.

[Bobbo]

Same guy?

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Eric Arlington.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. Were you listening on the Eagle or did you just find us on 92.5?

[Caller]

No, I started on the eagle with you and then switched over.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cool.

[Caller]

And man, you know, I just. I love it. I think. I think y' all should take Russ Martin down.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dude, I swear to God, they're gonna think that. Eric, please profess. Where you swear the email.

[Caller]

I'll send the email to. Who'd you just say?

[J.D. Ryan]

I just heard.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, Just the program director. He's fine. But they think that I like whenever anything good comes up like this. They think I set it up whenever anything bad comes up. Some gals like I was driving my 3 year old to the grocery store and you said booger pants and I'm a liberal and I'm offended now. That person's always real. I get called down on this, but anything that's good, I don't. Hey, Charlie, what's our time?

[Caller]

No, man, I love it. You get fair prices. I spent a little time in the car business when I was very, very young.

[John Clay Wolf]

We gotta go. We'll be right back. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is John Clay Wolf.

[Michael Turley]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the wolf man on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

The election's almost here and we're all tired of all this combative talk. Do the right thing when you get to the polls. Vote forgivemetheven.com. sell us your car, because we're gonna make car buying great again. @givemetheven.com. beat the dealer. I pay more if I don't beat carmax. I owe you 100 bucks. It's that easy. Give me the VIN. Best buyers in all Texas.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

My three year old used to sing along to this song. Cinnamon roll is what.

[Michael Turley]

He changed the words.

[John Clay Wolf]

I wanna live with my cinnamon roll. I wanna live with a cinnamon roll.

[J.D. Ryan]

I get it now. Good. I see you and your youngest now cruising in a cool golf cart this week on Facebook. That was pretty cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that was a friend of ours had that electric car and that was Halloween.

[J.D. Ryan]

What's the baby's name now? He changed his name.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was Buzz Buzz for Buzz Buzz, baby. Buzz Buzz. He's Baby Dayday.

[J.D. Ryan]

He still is Baby Dayday.

[John Clay Wolf]

He couldn't say his name properly, so he called himself Day. And then he went to third person like I Am Baby Dae Dae. Baby Dae Dae says X and Baby Dae D says yeah. He's a weird dude.

[Bobbo]

Baby Day Day's gonna be hanging out with our DJ intern here.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobbo]

DJ Precatt.

[John Clay Wolf]

DJ Pre K. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

It's gonna be DJ Pre K. When.

[John Clay Wolf]

Baby yeah on his boss tour.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, Baby dated DJ Pre K. He sleeps with a gun. Baby Daddy does watch with his finger on the trigger. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

What kind of gun?

[John Clay Wolf]

Just a toy gun, but it looks real.

[J.D. Ryan]

But he sleeps with that.

[John Clay Wolf]

But the other morning I woke up and like, hey, woke him up and he just rolled up all in like one motion. Like a Navy seal. Fluid swing. Click, click, click.

[Bobbo]

Was he holding it sideways, though?

[John Clay Wolf]

Now he had it straight. Bang, bang, bang.

[J.D. Ryan]

For real?

[John Clay Wolf]

Leave me alone. Yep, for real. Not sure. Oh, my God.

[J.D. Ryan]

Dude, that's frightening.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is someone else.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's a little frightening.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it frightening? Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

How old is he?

[John Clay Wolf]

He just turned 3 on Monday. Baby Day date with it. One eyed brother with his finger on the trigger.

[Michael Turley]

He's a very mature, very prepared three.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is it?

[John Clay Wolf]

There he is sleeping with a gun.

[J.D. Ryan]

With a gun literally in his hand.

[Michael Turley]

Now, it's not an actual firearm.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, no, it's not a real firearm, but it's. But it looks like one.

[John Clay Wolf]

It does look like one.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's a little cap.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can hand it to Bob, it's fine. 800-800-7, 2, 3, 4, 8. 800.

[Michael Turley]

Radio, shooter, cat pistol, Yasa.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. The people that want to call in and tell us how much they love us, we appreciate y'.

[Michael Turley]

All.

[John Clay Wolf]

We love you all too. But I like the hate mail and I like the haters, so feel free. The haters are always welcome. The best is hate mail in the. You just lost a listener, people. Yeah, we started that segment. You just lost a listener.

[Bobbo]

Because we lost a lot right away doing it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, nobody did it anymore. It's very disappointing. Good morning, Pennsylvania, good morning, Houston, Good morning, Oklahoma City, Dallas, Fort Worth, and everywhere in between.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, who in the room has voted?

[John Clay Wolf]

Right here.

[J.D. Ryan]

Everyone. You have not Bobble?

[Michael Turley]

No, I go day.

[J.D. Ryan]

Everyone but Bobbo.

[Michael Turley]

I go day of, day of.

[J.D. Ryan]

God, it's gonna be a mess. It's gonna be a nightmare.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know.

[Bobbo]

Not as mad because I think the early voting is up so much that charts. So I think it's going to be just kind of like a regular.

[J.D. Ryan]

I think everybody did it ahead of.

[Bobbo]

Time because they were worried.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, that makes sense.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, Turley, you're You're a. You're a bleeding heart demo. Huh? What?

[Bobbo]

More liberal, but yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Libtar demo. What is. What is. Has anything changed in your view in the past week?

[Bobbo]

No, nothing.

[J.D. Ryan]

I.

[Bobbo]

From the beginning I've said that it would be.

[John Clay Wolf]

He would.

[Bobbo]

If Donald Trump loses this election, he would go down as the worst candidate ever.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

I mean he's got everything perfectly lined up for him.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

He's running against somebody that's got some allegations against her.

[J.D. Ryan]

A lot of allegations.

[Bobbo]

She's a female. Yeah, she's a female that's got nothing and she's a female and she's.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, that's got something to do with it. Really?

[Bobbo]

Oh, God.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many men.

[Bobbo]

How many men. How many men enjoy having a female boss?

[J.D. Ryan]

That's not the point.

[John Clay Wolf]

Matters what she looks like.

[J.D. Ryan]

Clinton is a crime family on the inside of that.

[John Clay Wolf]

It would be the show back. Okay, wait, I'm the host. So the question was, have you changed your mind any and all in the last week? Okay. So with all this new information, it's.

[Bobbo]

Perfectly set up for him if he loses.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not talking about Trump. Yeah, I'm talking. Screw Trump for a minute. Forget him. Hillary, do you. Do you think it's all make believe?

[Bobbo]

Make believe? No. She's shady.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who cares? No, no, no. I mean shady or real shady?

[Bobbo]

Shady.

[John Clay Wolf]

Shadier than maybe you thought a few months ago or just.

[Bobbo]

No, I've always known the Clintons have been shady. That's part of it, the part of the deal with them.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just wonder if this, if you believe that this was built up heavier than it is. This whole sex stuff and in, in Slut island and sex stuff.

[Bobbo]

What are you talking about?

[J.D. Ryan]

That's the new, the new video that came out this week. You haven't seen all this. This is actually sounds like something.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's off of Fantasy island but with, with strippers that are young.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, it's a. It's a satanic ritual video that showed up from Hillary. You want the whole.

[Bobbo]

I thought you're talking about the Donald Trump where he's. He was raping 15 year old girl.

[John Clay Wolf]

There we go. He can't stop it.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, he's. The Bill Clinton video where he did that.

[Bobbo]

That's what I'm saying. There's stor over the place. Do you really think Donald Trump raped 13 year old girls at a sex party?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bobbo]

Do you really think that the Clintons were at some sex party?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I was just asking you, Mr. Spin Doctor.

[Bobbo]

Well, that's what everybody's Doing is spinning.

[John Clay Wolf]

John.

[Michael Turley]

At least Trump didn't rape his own party's primary.

[John Clay Wolf]

Before you got on there this morning, what were you huffing paint? I mean, calm down. I'm just asking you, do you think it's all bs, the stuff. What did I just say?

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so you, so you think that the Hillary, the. The whole connection with the guy in the sex island is bs? Yes. And you think that. Do you think these emails are set up?

[Bobbo]

Set up?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Do you think it's fake? Do you think Wiener is real?

[Bobbo]

I believe that. There. She had her own server. Yeah. That was dumb. So was Colin Paul having. It was dumb. Just dumb and careless.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you think it harm our country? No, I think Anthony's Weiner is going to take her down.

[Bobbo]

I don't believe Anthony Weiner is gonna take her down.

[J.D. Ryan]

And the whole Clinton foundation thinking Haiti didn't bother you?

[Bobbo]

No, because everybody's got foundations. That Donald Trump has foundations. They all have foundations, JD Just kind of part of what you have to deal with.

[J.D. Ryan]

My head's about to explode.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay?

[Bobbo]

It's either dangerous or shady.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm taking Shady Alex at 09 Kia Rio with 144. Man, that thing's a boat anchor.

[Caller]

Pretty much.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean it's like something. It's just. It's a 500. It's a nickel bag.

[Caller]

500. That's it.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just nothing. It's just nothing, man. 8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234. Now we did sell a 278, 000 Lamborghini Hurricane yesterday. Really? I'd like to have one of those. Another one. So we've gone from a 144,000 mile Kia Rio to a hundred mile Lamborghini Hurricane. So there's a lot of real estate between those two points. And if you have any cars between those two points, call in 800-800-7234. Or give me the vin.com. if you want to trade it. Put the trade number and I can hook you up with my dealer buddies that have special pricing. Forgive me, the vin, but I just buy them. That's all I do. I've got nothing to sell. All right, my name is John Clay Wolf. I'll be back uno momento.

[Michael Turley]

Four for four. You know, it just ain't Saturday without the Wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up powered by GiveMeTheVin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I quit those days and my redneck wa. Nobody likes selling their car. It's easy. You can do it from your underwear. @giveme the vin.com we're not low ballers. We buy $100,000 cars, $20,000 truck. Giveme the vin.com. you can do it straight from your mobile phone. We will email you an offer. We will come to you and pick it up. We'll pay off your payoff or give you a check. Give me the VIN.com. we beat CarMax offers every time. If we don't beat your carmax offer, we'll send you a check for $100.

[Michael Turley]

Sell us your. So easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

So let me get this right. Yes. What you can say Anthony Weiner.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes. Because that's a name.

[Michael Turley]

That's a proper noun.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can say Anthony Wieners. Wiener. You.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, you're. Now you're. Now you're getting closer to the line.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does Anthony wiener have roosters?

[J.D. Ryan]

Nope. That's. There's the line.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's the line.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's the line.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

When you stand, you want to do this on the air.

[John Clay Wolf]

A rooster is not okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, the, the other word for that is not okay. It is not this word. For instance, you could say, okay, well, I can say, I can use that word. If I say the rooster did a cock a doodle doo. You could say that.

[Michael Turley]

And if Anthony Weiner really practiced hard and took lessons.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

To make that sound easy, Gary. Now as a study, as a, as an education, get ready on the button. You know, he could, he could make a fine cock a doodle do like.

[John Clay Wolf]

Baby dayday's got his finger on the trigger.

[Michael Turley]

That's it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Finger on the trigger at all times.

[John Clay Wolf]

God, it's been a disaster around my house, dude.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Cuz D's having his birthday party tomorrow.

[J.D. Ryan]

A three year old.

[John Clay Wolf]

Three year old?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And my wife, she's party crazy. She's crazy, mom.

[J.D. Ryan]

She is. And it's great. But she's great mom.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's so good.

[J.D. Ryan]

Amazing parties.

[John Clay Wolf]

But tear the world down to get it perfect.

[J.D. Ryan]

Off the hook.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cook everything. Everything's got to be handmade. Everything has to be hand sewn. Everything. Every streamer, every cookie has to say.

[Michael Turley]

I mean, yeah, they got to be right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Look like something out of the cake, boss.

[Bobbo]

Is that for the three year old to remember or for the parents?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don'. Know.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's going to be for the parents.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, because she doesn't know the 3.

[J.D. Ryan]

Year old's not going to remember.

[John Clay Wolf]

They don't care.

[J.D. Ryan]

I understand because it's a three camera shoot with multiple. With a switching truck in the driveway. The producer.

[John Clay Wolf]

But it's just, you know, and I forgot about this. Hey, we're going to have a party for baby daddy. I'm like, cool, yeah, cool. No big deal.

[Bobbo]

Take a pizza.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right? And I forgot that we have to have a nuclear holocaust in our house.

[J.D. Ryan]

Video drones to videotape for 14 days.

[John Clay Wolf]

Before getting prepped, getting prepared.

[J.D. Ryan]

She's a stay at home mom, so she's good and she can focus and she's great at it.

[Michael Turley]

She does throw a good party. Oh my Lord, those Eastern Europeans, man, they can party. Party hardy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Marty. That's great attention to detail. Everything's like perfect. Like it came out of a magazine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I mean it's the techno dude. Yeah, it's all about the techno. Yeah. If you have the right, if you have the right techno and the right ecstasy. See, you can put on a kids party like you've never ever, ever thought that before.

[Michael Turley]

So this tomorrow, so your house is going to be like the old Czech Republic all day long.

[John Clay Wolf]

We even flew in backups from Denmark. Yeah. Wow. It's like Jefferson from Fast Time.

[Michael Turley]

Who's making your borscht?

[John Clay Wolf]

We flew in the backups. I mean, so I walked in last night at. The entire dining room table is covered in flour because they're, they're baking, baking and, and carving and, and, and bagging and making. Yeah, writing, writing little stuff on top of cookies, cupcakes. I mean it's like baby's gonna turn three, like it or not.

[Michael Turley]

That's awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he's sitting in the other room with a poop in his diaper and a gun in his hand.

[Michael Turley]

Well, I mean, it's not really for the baby to remember that constant reinforcement, John, that that boy is going to grow up feeling loved.

[J.D. Ryan]

His 16th birthday though, I mean that's the real first big milestone, isn't it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but I, I've watched. We have, we have 13, 10, seven. And this is, this is the three. I, I don't think this will continue on with, with the age. No, she's backing down. This is the last baby. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

So he's got to be awful if.

[John Clay Wolf]

The other one's got it too. But, but they turn into a. Can you say a. You can't say.

[J.D. Ryan]

Nope, you can't.

[John Clay Wolf]

They turn into jerks. Yeah, the kids turn into jerks when they're 7, 8, 9, 10. The boys. Why she says, because they're related to me.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, that's fine, but so.

[John Clay Wolf]

So the nice ones get more attention.

[Michael Turley]

Well, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

The little three year olds kind of turning into a jerk break. Last night he walked in the house and he pulled the. We had a new toilet done because we had a leaky toilet. Right. Yanks the top off of it and takes the top and slams it into the glass door on the shower.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, let me ask. What happened to him?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. I wasn't there. I got a picture of the.

[J.D. Ryan]

When you asked the wife, how did we discipline him, what did she say?

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't because I knew I was gonna get yelled at.

[Bobbo]

So I just.

[J.D. Ryan]

You weren't home. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because he's related to me. All these things go back to. This comes from you. You are a bad. I hear it from the program directors. I hear it from my wife. I hear it from everyone that's close to me. Bobbo, am I a bad person?

[Michael Turley]

No, you're all right.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're a great guy. It's funny, you're not even there. Didn't she discipline him after that? Because the moment, it changes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

With three. When you don't discipline them for doing something like that.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. That's how you get a little. Lee. Hard. They're gonna.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, but they're gonna keep pushing. Kids push just like dogs do. Kids push until you push back. Okay, let's just. You know that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's like employees.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is my fourth.

[J.D. Ryan]

Kids will do the same thing. Sometimes they'll push until you say, stop it.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is my fourth kid.

[J.D. Ryan]

You'd think you'd play. But you see, she stays at home. You don't. You travel all the time.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's that have to do.

[J.D. Ryan]

It means you're not there to discipline.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what she keeps saying, that you're not here. You just sleep here.

[J.D. Ryan]

But she needs to discipline. And she won't.

[John Clay Wolf]

She won't spank them because then you're Europe. It's against the law.

[J.D. Ryan]

Thank you very much. So there's.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I'll light him up. I had a paddle made the other day with their initials on. It's really nice.

[J.D. Ryan]

That is funny.

[Bobbo]

Each their own paddle.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, one big paddle. And it had my initial. My stepfather, who made a paddle for me in fourth grade and hung it at eye level and. And knocked my teeth out with it a few times. Something to think about for driving my go kart on the street. I called him. He's a woodworker. I said, hey, I need a paddle for these guys, cuz I got him a paddle and all of a sudden it came up missing. The kids burned it. So I said, I want you to make a paddle for these guys like you made for me and I want you to put their initials on it. He made it and I just got it the other day. It's great.

[J.D. Ryan]

But the kids know you won't use it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll lit them up with it all. Really? Oh, there's no question that I'll use.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good, good, good, good. Well, that's then beating your children is not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Segment three on the John Clay Wolf.

[J.D. Ryan]

Talking about beating.

[Michael Turley]

Don't take your guns down. Talking about discipline.

[J.D. Ryan]

There's a difference.

[Michael Turley]

Leave your guns at home.

[J.D. Ryan]

Day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Day.

[Michael Turley]

Don't take your guns.

[J.D. Ryan]

Did you put that picture on Facebook of him sleeping with a gun? That's funny, dude.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it?

[J.D. Ryan]

That is funny.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Any kid that sleeps with a gun literally in his hand with his finger on the finger on the trigger.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio Baba. You've not voted yet.

[Michael Turley]

I have not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you voting for Hillary or Trump?

[Michael Turley]

I wait for day of. I don't have to tell you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know you don't have to, but I, I did the rude thing and asked, you know what?

[Michael Turley]

I might, I might vote for Trump just because it wouldn't matter in Texas. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Isn't that true? Yeah. He's winning here.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. He's winning a lot of states.

[Michael Turley]

He could be. I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Maybe that's why we have good chemistry. We have a balance. We have a flaming, almost homosexual liberal in the middle of the groom. Like what flames are flying off of his head, off the top of his head with his liberal views.

[Michael Turley]

Are you talking about Turley?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And then Bobbo, hippie kind of leans like Republican and camouflage. It's really a Democrat I'm turning for.

[Michael Turley]

For, you know, I'm turning libertarian.

[John Clay Wolf]

The older, I guess jd, who's a Republican with like cases of ammunition.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, that is.

[John Clay Wolf]

He has one. One room of his home that's just the ammo room and guns room.

[Michael Turley]

Once again, JD and then me that's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just bouncing all over the place asking which gals got the hottest wife and which one looks the best.

[Michael Turley]

There you go. JD's been in the business so long, JD's for the shallow one. You know where the ratings are in this election. You better be for Trump.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right?

[Michael Turley]

That's what JD's doing.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know what you're talking about.

[Michael Turley]

All I'M saying is we've only got really one capable politician in this race.

[J.D. Ryan]

And it's Bernie Sanders.

[Michael Turley]

And I may or may not vote for her. Oh, God, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-7, 2, 3.

[Michael Turley]

I'm for chaos.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 807. Vote for Bernie Force.

[Michael Turley]

I may write in Joe Walsh.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, that's a great idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but dude, when she gets elected, I mean, it's immediately gonna go into crazy mode. Impeach, get her arrested. The entire first year is gonna be full of.

[J.D. Ryan]

First year is gonna be full of.

[John Clay Wolf]

In never getting done.

[Michael Turley]

I think it's been proven now they can do it for eight years. Those people are gonna.

[Bobbo]

And you can all you want, but.

[J.D. Ryan]

She'S technically under investigation. Yes, she. Don't roll your eyes. Yeah, she is technically under investigate. FBI investigation.

[Michael Turley]

That's Every news outlet says that under FBI investigation.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, okay then you're not gonna run for president.

[Michael Turley]

Don't vote for me.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just wonder if another. If a big bomb is gonna come out this weekend or Monday. Monday on the New York.

[J.D. Ryan]

There's a police.

[John Clay Wolf]

If this is true.

[J.D. Ryan]

Not that we need to talk about this, but there's a. In what would it be? Enhanced terror alert for Monday. Do you hear this?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

For Texas, New York and Virginia. Why they picked those three states, I don't know. But they say there's like, oh, like, like if they hadn't come out with that. I see a guy with a bomb, I don't call anybody.

[Bobbo]

The FBI actually had time to do that when they're not investigating.

[J.D. Ryan]

They got more, they got more emails.

[Bobbo]

Right?

[J.D. Ryan]

More than one guy.

[Bobbo]

That's amazing.

[Michael Turley]

That's not FBI, isn't it? Is that home?

[J.D. Ryan]

Dude, that was Homeland Security.

[Michael Turley]

They've been effective.

[John Clay Wolf]

So Wiener, wieners hitting on 15 year old new York police. Go to get wiener, check him out, find, find all these Hillary emails on his computer. The more they read, Hang on. The more they read through it, the more it gets. It's. Oh no. They back it all up, give it to the FBI and say if you don't go forward with this, we will. That's kind of what the underlying and the insiders are saying. Okay, so that's why comey came forward awkwardly last week and said, hey, we're doing this. That was where that knee jerk came from. So Turley just didn't believe it. Well, you just turn your mic off. Can I talk? Can I talk? Hey, Turley, I have a question. Can I talk on my show? Can I talk on my show? I just said sure. Did I Is that what I just said?

[J.D. Ryan]

Michael, turn off his m. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So. So if that's true, then they need to come forward with that immediately. And if they do, this party's over. So they're.

[J.D. Ryan]

They're. Their thing is investigations take time. We're not coming forward with anything till we're ready.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is John Cleveland. We'll get in the car business in just a minute.

[Announcer]

From the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Call John toll free. Cheap bastards, 1, 800, 800, radio or log on to gowolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I haven't even looked at the run sheet today. Stinky Finger Party. What? What? The GOP has a new hero Name that tune. 70s rock audio clip of the week. Unreleased Pink Floyd song s found in cars. Bobbo Prank Call. Randy the Chipmunk elections. Wallace Edwards does Pink Floyd. Floyd. Tony Romo's dad is a ten. Cool. Top ten at ten. Oh, did Casey write one?

[J.D. Ryan]

Casey did.

[Michael Turley]

It's the.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's the top ten fake headlines of the week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, 800-800-7234. Stinky finger party.

[J.D. Ryan]

I would need to get back to that. They're laughing about that.

[Michael Turley]

He refused. He refused to. To leave that off the board, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stinky Finger Party.

[Michael Turley]

I was telling.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Name that 70s tune. That sounds fun. I need some entertainment.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, we need something like.

[John Clay Wolf]

How do we do that, Turley?

[Bobbo]

Well, do we have anything to give away? That is the first.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is the first song. Stinky Finger Party by Mama's Jam. Let's play that. Let's play the tune tunes first so we can get familiar with them.

[Bobbo]

Man, this is going to be difficult. This is something you selected here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Every time we do this. Wait. They're so tight. So there's a couple of musicologists, guys that want to call in. I'll give you some tickets to the state fair. We got free tickets to the state fair if you. If you get the right answer to what the name of these bands are next year. Hit it.

[Bobbo]

That is hard. I mean, that's.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's no way they're going to get the names and 8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234. 800, 800 radio is the call in number. So you need to guess. Was that four or five?

[Bobbo]

Five songs.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hit it again. I wanna come home.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

I.

[John Clay Wolf]

Boy, I came up with this months ago and I don't even know what I did. I've got them all except number two. Number two? That guitar hanging out there. What is that? Can you play a longer version of that?

[Bobbo]

I can do it again.

[John Clay Wolf]

You want to?

[Bobbo]

All the way through.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so remember, 800, 800, seven two, three, four. 800, 800 radio. We need these five artists. If. If you can name the artists and the songs, then you'll get extra state fair tickets.

[J.D. Ryan]

As many as you want.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll let you into the room. Actually, we'll give you VIP passes to the Stinky Finger Party.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, that's. That's going to be huge.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everybody playing. I'm a pretty 15 at mon. Okay, well, I now I'm proud of this collection.

[Caller]

Really?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, 70s rock.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is for people. Your norm's not going to get it.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, because these weren't hits.

[John Clay Wolf]

People that, like, listen to the albums and love it, they're going to get this.

[J.D. Ryan]

Deep cuts.

[John Clay Wolf]

Deep cuts. This is the real stuff. This isn't all the hits that, like, your kid could guess. Sure. But number two's got me screwed up. I know the guitar riff.

[Bobbo]

Do it one more time, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah, one more time. I got it. All right. I got it. Bob. I should. Got it. You got them together? Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

I'm not sure about any of those.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really? Really.

[John Clay Wolf]

Shut up.

[Michael Turley]

No, and I'm a musicologist, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you don't know it, then no one will you. Really? I mean, are you being sarcastic?

[Michael Turley]

I mean, I think I know who the first one is, but the back. The background singers throw me off.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but the first one's. I mean, all we're asking for is the artist, not the name of the tune. Okay, if you know the name of the tune, we're going to not only give you state fair tickets, but we're going to give you extra state fair tickets and the VIP pass. What do you call it? Medallion. What's the thing?

[Bobbo]

Real stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

To the Stinky Finger Party at Under Big Texas Levi's.

[Michael Turley]

Special VIP passes?

[Bobbo]

No, we've got some CDs and a DVD rock doc.

[John Clay Wolf]

We need y' all to start. We have no one calling in to guess. Well, because you're talking about Saturday.

[Michael Turley]

Saturday?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's too hard.

[Michael Turley]

Don't miss Big John Clay Wolf's annual Stinky Figure Party live at the Sportatorium.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Good morning. Oh, you guys are hilarious.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Oklahoma.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Do you know any of these bands?

[Caller]

No, sir. I'D have to get my daughter. I'd have to get my daughter. She's real good at that. I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's your car?

[Caller]

It's an 04 Dodge truck. It's a one ton four wheel drive. Just a regular cab. Four wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it coming?

[Caller]

I got a flat bed on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it Cummins?

[Caller]

Yes, sir. Diesel?

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds like a cow cake.

[Caller]

I got an edge programmer in it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds like a cow caker to me. Do you have one of those sirens on top so you can have all your girlfriends come see at sunset?

[Caller]

Oh, no, but ain't that loud.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what year is it?

[Caller]

The loudness? I hit them dodges, but. Yeah, what year is is an 04.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dodge regular cab, four wheel drive, SLT or St. SLT.

[Caller]

How many miles it's got approximately 130.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a cow caker. I'm thinking seven to eight grand. I need to see pictures.

[Caller]

Seven, eight grand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. This thing could be rough. This thing could be clean. I don't know what it is. Can you go to give me the. Can you go to give me the VIN v I n givemetheven.com and load it up so that we can see the pictures and send you a formal offer letter? Oops, I lost him. Charlie, can you pop a collar on the board? I lost it. Can you push the collar button on the board? Okay, I lost him. It's. It's my fault. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. I do want. There's gotta be some music. People are on these classic rock stations. One more time, call in. We'll give them something good. We'll give them a choice of five free CDs or DVDs. We've got a whole damn huge box. The record labels give us crap all the time. Baba, you don't have that.

[Michael Turley]

I. I've got a couple of them. I think. I think I figured out number two.

[John Clay Wolf]

God, are you a. I really thought.

[Michael Turley]

What do you think?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I mean are you playing? Are you pulling my leg?

[Michael Turley]

No, no, I'm serious. I mean that like four. I figured out the third one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so you know the third.

[Michael Turley]

I don't know that.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you don't have this, then nobody will get it. And there's a reason that no one's called in. J.D. you got nothing, right?

[J.D. Ryan]

Nothing.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm out.

[Bobbo]

Here's noise.

[J.D. Ryan]

It wasn't a hit. I'm out.

[Michael Turley]

The first one sounds like an artist that I know, except the background singers throw me off a little bit. The second one I think is the.

[John Clay Wolf]

First one's Elton John. Yahoma.

[Michael Turley]

That's what I was saying, but I didn't want to give it away. The second one sounds very much to me like a band that wants me to want them.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no. It is not Cheap Trick.

[Michael Turley]

It's not Cheap Trick.

[John Clay Wolf]

Play it one more time. Turley. Are you kidding me? You know this one? That's a very deep cut off of one of the biggest rock acts. All of these bands are huge. Absolute huge. Big, big names that everybody would know that your three year old.

[Bobbo]

No, but you just had to guess the bands. That's the easy part.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just threw out the band names that you think are big deals, you'd hit it. Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is number four, Neil Wheel.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no.

[Michael Turley]

But that does sound like it's not crazy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Shutting up. Go back to your hole.

[Bobbo]

Hey, he did get one right. I won't say which one, but you did get one right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. Kirk, good morning. You're on the air.

[Michael Turley]

Hello.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hello. Do you not know. Am I stumping everybody with this? Do you not know what those bands are?

[Caller]

I don't. I wasn't paying enough attention.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, what have you got, sir.

[Caller]

Either 2012 Chevy pickup, LTZ 71, 40,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Miles, crew cab or extended.

[Caller]

Extended.

[John Clay Wolf]

Extended cab. 2012, 40,000 miles. Four wheel drive, leather clothes.

[Caller]

Leather.

[John Clay Wolf]

20 grand?

[Caller]

Yeah, I was thinking a little more than that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Why?

[Caller]

Well, Carmax hit it just a little bit back of that. So.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I guarantee if I don't outbid carmax, I'll give you a hundred dollars. So since I outbid Carmax, are you gonna give me a hundred dollars?

[J.D. Ryan]

That should be fair.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where's my hundred, Kirk? Where's my hundred?

[Caller]

It's on the way.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. 20. 20 to nickel. I mean, does 20. If I go 20,250, does it. Buy it? It sounds like I've. In five seconds I already beat. What? How long did it take you to go to Carmax? Hour and a half. Okay, so in five seconds that we've already beat what you did with an hour and a half, it makes so your time is worth nothing. Is what we've established. But now you found someone who appreciates your time.

[Caller]

How about 20,500?

[John Clay Wolf]

If I give that, do I own the car? Are you stroking me like Billy Squire did in the 70s?

[Caller]

It's yours today.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then I own it. Go to givemetheven.com. say, John bought this on the radio and I want you to send me a picture of that Carmax offer so I can read Their inspection to make sure that it's not wrecked or screwed up, but that. See their inspection, they sniff the seats on these things. They like lick the paint. So I can read their. I can read their notes. I can read their notes and feel way more comfortable than I would if I sent my own inspectors. Because our people are real. You know, we're kind of stupid. We're smart with the numbers, but we don't look at the cars good enough. Make sense.

[Caller]

Gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

What are you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, nobody knows. No one knows the answer to the rock and roll trivia. I'll be damned.

[Bobbo]

I could play the whole nine seconds of each of them. Would you like me to do that?

[John Clay Wolf]

No. If people are that hard headed or that dumb, then they don't deserve it. 09 King Ranch F150 with 66 Joe. Does it have navigation?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, sir.

[Caller]

Navigation. Sunroof.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from? 417 area code.

[Caller]

Yes, that's the north of Bentonville, Arkansas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, cool. We got an Arkansas man on the air with us this morning. Oh, it's already.

[Caller]

I'm listening. I'm listening to the keg. Old time rock and roll.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, Daddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

09 was 66. Is it a four wheel drive or two?

[Caller]

Four wheel drive. It is clean as a cucumber.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does 12 grand buy it?

[Caller]

Oh mercy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh mercy.

[Caller]

Not.

[J.D. Ryan]

It might.

[Caller]

It might infect us. But it doesn't up here.

[John Clay Wolf]

And Arkansas, what buys it?

[Caller]

Well, I was thinking around 20 some thousand.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a.09, Joe.

[Caller]

Yeah, it's. It's immaculate.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know, but it's. It's an 09. I mean they've got to. They've got to go down, right? I mean it. What year are we in? 16.

[Michael Turley]

20.

[J.D. Ryan]

16.

[John Clay Wolf]

Fixed to be 17. 17 got nine year old eight year old truck. I'll buy it. What buys it? Put a real number on it. I'll buy it. 20, silly. 20. Streaming. Y' all got that good. Y' all got that good. Colorado high mountain bud up there. Y' all been smoking that stuff? Hey, Here we go. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Finally, someone with a brain. Todd, Good morning. You're there.

[Michael Turley]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's do this first Turley, we play the clip again of what the contest is and we're gonna see what Todd's answers are.

[Bobbo]

70S rock air music Here we go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Got it. Todd, you're up first.

[Caller]

Number one is an Elton John song. Number two is. I'm gonna go. Let Zeppelin. Been a long time. Number three, Monkey Man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bingo.

[Caller]

Rolling Stones.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Caller]

Four and five. I don't got.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so you got Elton on number one. We're correct there. And Stones on number three. So we've got two down. Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Pennsylvania.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, Pa. Is the snow on the ground up there yet?

[Caller]

No, not yet.

[Bobbo]

You know what is on the ground?

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Bobbo]

The tears from the Eagles fans from last week.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll talk about that. Man, that was. All right. Philip, good morning. You're on the air. So we've got Elton as number one. We've established that.

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, Turn us down, please, then keep rolling. Do you want. Do you want to hear him again?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

15. Okay. Hit it, Philip.

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go. All right.

[Caller]

The only one I could guess was Larry Skinner coming Home.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think that's exactly right. Yep. Number four is coming home. Can you play just that one, Turley, So they know what we're talking about. Okay, that's good. Number. Marcus. Good morning. What's your guesses? Yes. Who's playing? Freaking White Snake in the background. Turn that crap off. That's something we don't do here. There are rules. A white snake is not allowed. Neither is Bon Jovi.

[Bobbo]

Do we understand that's in your music catalog, though?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's not.

[Michael Turley]

Yes, it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's not. I'll take it out. All right. Sorry, man. I just had to get her by straight now, Marcus, there's some things you got to take seriously. I'll delete it.

[J.D. Ryan]

All the things.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, if it's going to be a comedic bit, then leave it in there. But other than that. Don't you ever play White Snake as our background?

[Michael Turley]

Not even slide it in.

[J.D. Ryan]

If you play America and you want hopefully white.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, because America's classy. White Snake is not. Hang on. Can I talk to this guy?

[Michael Turley]

Marcus?

[John Clay Wolf]

Go ahead. Rattle them off. You got to speak up around here to get in. We're like a Jewish family at dinner.

[Caller]

Okay, this is my guesses. I think the first one's out and gone right now. The second one I keep having problems with, too, but I'm gonna guess Billy Squire.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, but. But I. Once it clicks in your brain, you'll be. You'll feel stupid. It took me a minute, too. Okay, what about the third one?

[Caller]

My third one will be the Rolling Stones.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Caller]

The fourth one, Leonard Skinner.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Caller]

And the fifth one, I'm saying Grateful Dead.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, but it is a band that is that big. So we're down to two. We got Elton Blank Stones. Skynyrd and Blank. We've got to go out. We'll be right back. 800-800-Radio. Call in. Turley plate one more time in the outro, if you don't mind.

[Michael Turley]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the Wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by. Give me the the vin dot com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Doctor. Doctor, Give me the news.

[Bobbo]

I got a bad case.

[John Clay Wolf]

Loving you. The election's almost here and we're all tired of all this combative talk. Do the right thing when you get to the polls. Vote. Forgivemetheven.com sell us your car. Because we're going to make car buying great [e-mail]. beat the dealer. I pay more if I don't beat Carmax. I owe you a hundred bucks. It's that easy. Givemetheven.com Best buyers in all of Texas.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

AJ at 12 BMW 328 with 74 is worth about 12 to 13 grand. 12, 13 grand. Go to givemetheven.com load it up. Let us take a look. Okay.

[Caller]

Can I ask you a quick.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not yet. Sorry. I got one minute. Robert. A 99 Dodge. Is it a 4Wh drive or two?

[Caller]

It's two wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cummins.

[Caller]

Cummins. Four speed on the floor.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stick it to put itingivemethevin.com so I can look at it. But it's a 99. It's old. It all depends, man. It's like five to 15 grand. That's how big the range is. It all depends on how great. It's not 15 because is 2 will drive probably like 5 to 11. All right. 800, 800. 7 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. Garrett, I think you have the answer to our rock trivia question.

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I think you and Lisa both have it. I only have 27 seconds and I want to talk about it more. Can you keep holding for a minute?

[Caller]

Yeah, sure thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Lisa, are you there? Yes, I am. Can you hold for a minute till the next spring? Okay. All right. One of them has the right answer to the wrong per question. Oh, my God. It's so exciting. 800 800. 7 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio Mike, you've got a car. It's worth 10 grand is my guess. What is it?

[Caller]

I got a 2015.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's worth more than 10 grand. Mike, will you go to givemetheven.com so I can bid it? Because I'M out of time. I'll be right back in just a second. 800, 800 radio. Just go to givemetheven.com.

[Michael Turley]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the Wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by GiveMeThe. Vin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't Carry Me too far away. When you sell me your [e-mail], you'll quickly realize this is too easy. People are skeptical. It's too easy. What's the catch? Well, cash on the barrel head offer letter emailed to you right now. There is no catch. I'm just really good at what I do. I do. I've been doing this for 20 years. GiveMeTheEven.com I buy benzos, I buy diesel trucks, everything in between, Porsches, lexus, the works. Givemetheven.com I want to buy a thousand cars and I need to buy yours to do it.

[Michael Turley]

Tell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio, I think. Guess this one is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's ZZ Top. Yes. It's ZZ Top.

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, real quick. We've had a lot of people on hold for this whole damn long ass break, and I appreciate that. Lisa in New Jersey, Todd in Fort Worth, Garrick in Houston, Nathan in Arkansas. So play the clip. For those of y' all just tuned in, we did kind of a rock and roll trivia thing and we're gonna give away a bunch of junk CDs. CDs or state fair tickets that we didn't use. Go and play it. Okay, so what has happened here is we've gone through a lot of people that don't know what it is because it's hard. But now we have three people on hold that do know what it is or 4. So I'm gonna take it to another level. We're gonna give away a date with J.D. ryan. If you can guess the artist and the song.

[Michael Turley]

Nice.

[Bobbo]

Would you really do that?

[John Clay Wolf]

So we're gonna start with Lisa, New Jersey. You wouldn't do Lisa in New Jersey?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, sure. Lisa, New Jersey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lisa, good morning. You're on the air. Lisa, you still.

[Caller]

I know I don't know the song for the Stones, but I've got, see, we've got all the girls with Alice.

[John Clay Wolf]

There you go, Elton John. All the girls love Alice.

[Caller]

Walk all over you. Acdc.

[John Clay Wolf]

Damn. Lisa From New Jersey for two.

[Caller]

Then we have the Stones. I don't know the song for that one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you play a clip? Can you play it? Turley. You don't know that one?

[Bobbo]

She.

[Caller]

No, I'm not sure. Okay, so we got Coming Home by Leonard Skinner.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Caller]

And Poor Tom by Led Zeppelin.

[John Clay Wolf]

There you go, Lisa. Damn, girlfriend.

[Bobbo]

It's called Let It Bleed by Stone.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that just you? It's called Monkey man by Stones.

[J.D. Ryan]

You two don't even know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Wow. Lisa, what do you want? You want some free stuff? Do you want. Lisa, I know what you want. You want tickets to the Texas State Fair. That's already come and gone.

[Caller]

Yeah, I love that.

[John Clay Wolf]

You want the Eagles to beat the Cowboys last Sunday.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, thanks for tuning in. Did you just start listening to us this weekend, or have you? Because we've only been on that station up there for a short amount of time. Oh, yeah.

[Caller]

I've been listening all summer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, good. Well, thanks for. Thanks for calling it. I'm gonna put. Let's put Lisa on hold and give her whatever she wants. A good New Jersey gal. Not related to Snooki.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

Garrick, did you have all those names of the songs or just the bands? That's pretty good. That's pretty good.

[Caller]

I heard just the band. That was very impressive.

[Michael Turley]

Quiet.

[Caller]

Yeah, Just had bands.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hate to take you down like that because you had the right bands, but, I mean, she just. She just took it down, dude. I mean, she broke it down like a scientist.

[Caller]

I'm bowing over here to the Supremacy, so.

[John Clay Wolf]

So where are you calling from, Garrett?

[Caller]

From Houston, but I'm currently traveling. I'm on the road. I'm in Columbus right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

What station are you listening to us on?

[Caller]

94.5 the buzz.

[John Clay Wolf]

Excellent. Thanks, Garrick. Dave, you had it, too, didn't you? But you didn't have the. The names of the songs I had.

[Caller]

I did not have the Rolling Stone one, and I did not have the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Zeppelin.

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[Caller]

Well, I guess the Zeppelin either. I thought it was something like Misty Mountain Hop or something.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was. Poor Tom. I mean, yeah, we've all heard this crap over the years on the radio and all these hits. So I decided to drill in and pull some weird cuts off of weird albums, and you guys were on it. I'm impressed. I'm impressed. Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Forney, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Forney, Texas, on 92.5 Lone Star. Thanks, Dave. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. DJ Pre K he had.

[J.D. Ryan]

What do you have?

[John Clay Wolf]

He Had a different set of people that he didn't have the list right. He didn't have it at all. Hey, Ford, where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Dallas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you have the right names?

[Caller]

I had everything but the song by Elton John.

[John Clay Wolf]

All the girls love Alice. All the girls love Alice. Walk all over you by AC dc.

[Caller]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

What was the third one?

[Caller]

Monkey man by the Stones.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wanna come? We're Coming Home by Skynyrd. Which is like, the best song they ever did, by the way.

[Caller]

Well, the Zeppelin one gave it away. As soon as I heard that, I knew, but.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that's like, the one of the worst songs Zeppelin ever did.

[Caller]

Right? Right. I'm a Zeppelin fan, but I'm sitting here at work listening to the radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. It. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. DJ Prek, what up?

[Bobbo]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, we were going to have you guess what songs they were. And you came up with in your black. In your white blackness. Blacky, whitey, everybody. Blacky, whitey to the mic. DJ Prek is a. He's a white kid from the country, right, that plays basketball, right? That is a dj, right?

[Michael Turley]

And he wears the hats.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's got a lot of soul in a flat kicks, flat brim.

[Bobbo]

Hazel, Texas, represent, you know.

[J.D. Ryan]

What.

[John Clay Wolf]

What. What artist did you think it was? I mean, I could have sworn that, like, the first one was, like, some.

[Bobbo]

Curtis Mayfield or something, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I mean, I think.

[Bobbo]

No. And then, like, number two, what was that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Wu Tang Clan?

[Bobbo]

No, that's not Wu Tang, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

I could have sworn that was like.

[Bobbo]

Ghost Face Killer playing the guitar or something, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Pretty close.

[Bobbo]

Three maybe, like Pointer Sisters.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Pointer Sisters. It's close.

[J.D. Ryan]

Mick points a lot.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not, right?

[Bobbo]

No, no, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

Maybe four. Like, maybe like a Tupac remix.

[J.D. Ryan]

I think you got that one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get him out of here. Blacky, whitey, blacky white, he's gone. Blacky White, he's gone.

[Bobbo]

Thanks, y'.

[John Clay Wolf]

All. 800-800-7234. James, good morning. Where you calling from?

[Caller]

I'm calling from. I live in Rosharon, but I'm on the road right now headed back from El Campo to Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm on the way out. I got to go to break 14. Jeep Wrangler, 38,000 mile. Which one is it? A Sahara. A Rubicon. A Sport.

[Caller]

It's a Sahara.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have a hard top?

[Caller]

Yes, it does.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have leather?

[Caller]

No, it does not. It does have heated seats.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it lifted or stock?

[Caller]

It's stock.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's gonna be 2526, 27 grand. Go to givemetheven.com load it up. I'll send you a formal offer letter on the email.

[Caller]

All right, sounds good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. And that goes for anybody else. I'll buy your car. Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com. that's what this whole thing's powered by. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars on the radio right here.

[Michael Turley]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by givemetheven.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know that only the good die. Everybody wants a guy in the car business, a friend. I'm your friend in the car business, John Clay wolf. Go to givemetheven.com. we will email you an offer on your car, truck, SUV, whatever it is. Givemetheven.com you can do it from your robe. It's that easy. Hundred dollar guarantee. If we don't beat your carmax offer, we will mail you a check for a hundred dollars. Givemetheven.com that's all I want. The VIN number in the picture.

[Michael Turley]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com. so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call them toll free, 1-800-800-RODIO or log on to GoWolf.com. this is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

So if our trash can is called the poop shoot.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can't do a three pointer in the poop shoot.

[J.D. Ryan]

Nope.

[Michael Turley]

Sure can't.

[J.D. Ryan]

Because it's intention. No, it's intended. When it breaks down to. And you're standing in front of the fcc, they're going to ask intention. And nobody thinks of a trash can as a poop shoot.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is.

[J.D. Ryan]

No one thinks of that, though. That's not what. That's not common.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, Alexander, good morning. You're on the air.

[Bobbo]

This is the most ridiculous arg.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got a what?

[J.D. Ryan]

J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you shut up for a minute?

[Michael Turley]

Gladly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Alexander, what have you. Alexander. That's a lot of syllables. Let's just call you Alex.

[Caller]

Yeah, that's a good. Yeah. There you go. Thank you, Big G. No, it's Blake. I did Alexander because I put my stuff online. So just in case y' all needed to find it, I'm going to call.

[John Clay Wolf]

You Big G. Like South Park.

[Caller]

Okay, There you go. Whatever.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Caller]

But how y' all doing? Love your show, by the way, where you come every morning on the way to work.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where you come where?

[Caller]

Magnolia?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, Houston.

[Caller]

Outside Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

Which station? We're on two down there.

[Caller]

97. 5.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cool. ESPN. Thank you, sir. I'm glad that we keep you entertained.

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

08 Ultima with 88. Is it leather or cloth?

[Caller]

It's got leather and sunroof.

[John Clay Wolf]

Two door or four door?

[Caller]

It's a four door.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have a spoiler in alloy wheels?

[Caller]

The wheels, not the spoiler.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about the engine? Is it a six or four cylinder?

[Caller]

It's a 2.5.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so we got a 08 SL with 88. Is it three gram? Does that sound right?

[Caller]

Three grand?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller]

Oh, man. Direct offered me almost six.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, then do this, because I'm missing something. I buy cars from them, they sell them to me for a profit. So it ain't like I'm lighter than they are. So I'm missing. I'm missing something. I need you to go to givemetheven.com and put the VIN number in.

[Caller]

It's all up.

[J.D. Ryan]

Just.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, good. Well, I'll look at it after. After the show. Okay, man. Thanks, man. It must be an SL with the six banger. He's missing them engines. Just gotta be because that's why I asked that question. 16 rogue SL. Here's an SL with 27. Keaton, who. Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Birmingham, Alabama.

[John Clay Wolf]

How the hell did you find me?

[Caller]

Born and raised Texas and Fort Worth, and I listened to me all on iHeartRadio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Which. Which station you streaming off of?

[Caller]

9,000, 825.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cool, cool, cool. All right. So am I buying this thing in Alabama?

[Caller]

Sure. I can drive back to Texas, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have a. How far are you from? Huntsville, Alabama?

[Caller]

About an hour.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I got. I've got a homie that owns some dealerships in Huntsville.

[Caller]

Yeah, the Haley Motor Group.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why do you want to sell it?

[Caller]

I just spent way too many miles on this car for work and I realized I shouldn't have bought a brand new car.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long you lived in Alabama?

[Caller]

About two years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, are the girls hotter, uglier, or the same as in Dallas, Fort Worth?

[Caller]

If you're going to Tuscaloosa, Auburn, with a college, sounds are.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, it's a question. So, yeah, on average, we're just talking averages. Broad strokes, are they hotter, ugly, or the same as Texas, Dallas, Fort Worth, women? Because I would think hotter, but I think that the hot ones are probably hotter. But there's less hot ones.

[Caller]

Yeah, I mean, yeah, they are a little bit hotter.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, let's talk about like deer hunting, you know, Are the racks bigger in South Texas? Or East Texas. Are they mule deers? Are they whitetails? Well, in Alabama there's a big mix of white teals and mule deers. Do they have Boltons? Are they all natural?

[Caller]

I'd say they're more natural.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so it's good hunting down there. Is a rifle season or bow season right now.

[Caller]

You what now?

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it rifle season or bow season for the women right down down there or do you whip out your fully auto. Hey, go to the website, put this damn Nissan in. I won't talk about stupid Nissan on the radio. Go to the website. I'll do it on the online. Okay. We want to talk about fun stuff. Not. Not Nissan. Nissans aren't fun. What's cool about a Nissan?

[Michael Turley]

Making the list for questions for the.

[J.D. Ryan]

Last SE are cool. Used to anyway. What are the Z?

[John Clay Wolf]

The Z's are cool. Yeah, I got a Nissan. Yeah, the last two calls had were Nissan.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know there's nothing.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean I would rather watch Alex Keaton and Gung Ho.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, my last Nissan was a Stanza and it will be the last one ever.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bolton or natural?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, natural.

[John Clay Wolf]

Call me on something cool. Call me on a Benzo. Hey, I bought a $115,000 S63, a 16 by Turbo with 10,000 miles. It's a baddest ass car. Mercedes makes. Yeah, yeah. One hundred and fifty thousand. One hundred and sixty thousand dollar list.

[Bobbo]

Wow.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, I've seen. I saw that one on the floor one time.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's bad to the bone. And that Lambo is bad. I like big lifted diesel trucks.

[J.D. Ryan]

Lamborghini with a hundred miles, what do you can't even get that home.

[John Clay Wolf]

I bought it from a Lamborghini dealer actually. All right, I got you a little bit back. And I sold it for. Listen, so we.

[J.D. Ryan]

So the big car of the week was Lambo?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lambo 14 Jeep Ltd. Cherokee. Jeff.

[Michael Turley]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know this name. Are you a Facebook friend of mine?

[Caller]

Yeah. I had the. The Buick convertible that you looked at. The one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah. Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

McKinney.

[John Clay Wolf]

A third. A 14 Jeep Cherokee Limited. Why do you want to sell it?

[Caller]

I just want to get something different.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you want?

[Caller]

We had a Wrangler. Had a wrangler before. She wants to switch to a car this time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, my computer's screwing up so I am going to. It's not. And on this one I want to be right on. You got it. Does it have sunroof? Is it an Overland?

[Caller]

That's the. It's got this. It's a Limited. It's got the sunroof, heated and cooled leather seats, navigation.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. What color is it?

[Caller]

White. With the chrome. It's got the chrome. Nice wheels on it with the Continental tires.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you lease cars or do you buy them?

[Caller]

We usually buy them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. What kind of car does she want to get?

[Caller]

Haven't decided yet. We're thinking maybe a C250. Maybe.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does this thing have navigation and moonroof and rear DVD and. And yes. On the Hemi or.

[Michael Turley]

No.

[Caller]

No, I'm. It's a six cylinder.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a.

[Caller]

It's a Limited. There's a Cherokee, the smaller one.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's right there. 23 grand. Low twenties, 23 grand. What do you want to buy?

[Caller]

I don't know. BMW C250, something like that, maybe.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I can. I've got plenty of friends around town I can send y' all to. Just let me know what. When you send it in, put what you want to buy, and I can hook you up. We get my listener pricing for. For my listeners. All right. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio prank call. Bobo.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, we have. You know, people call you all the time these days. Do you get telemarketers?

[John Clay Wolf]

I do, and they bug me and I scream at them.

[Michael Turley]

Even on your cell phone?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Michael Turley]

You can't. You can't keep them off. Well, I get this at the studio where I work every day. Frequently. Yeah, but it's more fun if you act like you want what they're selling for a while and then turn them. But sometimes you just can't get through to the guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's listen to how. Bob. Oh, Bo. It's very quick that you have Adobe right there ready, and you press record.

[Michael Turley]

Well, I am a professional.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Don't try this at home.

[Caller]

Thank you for holding. My name is David. Before I bring a cover specialist on the line to go over your options, can you please verify some quick information for me? What would be your first and last name?

[Michael Turley]

This is Kevin.

[Caller]

Okay, now, just real. What is your. Can I get your zip code, too?

[Michael Turley]

My zip code? 76107.

[Caller]

Oh, you're gonna have to slow it down, sir. I can barely hear you. What is it again?

[Michael Turley]

Why are you losing your hearing?

[Caller]

I don't even know why I can't hear you. I've been having a perfect conversation with all the other individuals, and I. I just can't hear you.

[Michael Turley]

Well, how old are you, sir?

[Caller]

I'm 33 years old.

[Michael Turley]

33 is probably because you just become Bored with a conversation and you're not paying damn attention.

[Caller]

Sir, I'm paying 100% attention to you, I guarantee you that. I mean, I just.

[Michael Turley]

The damn zip code is 76107.

[Caller]

Okay?

[Michael Turley]

Sir, can you hear me now? Test.

[Caller]

Clear that time. Thank you very much. Now, what would you say a rough ballpark figure would be on your. On your truck? On the mileage.

[Michael Turley]

On the mileage. I'll do 17, nine. Did you hear that? All right, I said 17, nine.

[Caller]

I heard that one. I mean, I'm spending as much attention as I can, sir. That's. You got my undivided attention right now. But I mean, I just having a hard time.

[Michael Turley]

What's the deal? Are you high? You sitting there at work, you're not paying attention? You all stoned through the be. Jesus belt?

[Caller]

Absolutely not, sir. We are drug free in this company. Now look, sir, is it okay if I put my cover specialist on the line? He's sitting right in front of me in the desk and I'm just gonna put you on. Put him on the line.

[Michael Turley]

I don't know. How old is he?

[Caller]

He is a better listener than I am, apparently.

[Michael Turley]

Well, it wouldn't be hard to do you just like trying to talk to a damn monkey at the circus?

[Caller]

No, sir, I mean, I'm trying. I'm really like.

[Michael Turley]

I gotta show you a damn bag of peanuts to have your attention. Trying to buy a warranty service here.

[Caller]

I understand and I'm trying to hear you out loud and clear, but I'm just having a hard time, sir. But I mean, is it okay if I put him on?

[Michael Turley]

Well, maybe you ought to stop staying up till four in the morning smoking crack cocaine all day long.

[Caller]

Absolutely not, sir. Now is that okay if I put him on?

[John Clay Wolf]

A lot of accusations on here.

[Caller]

Thank you very much.

[J.D. Ryan]

Poor guy. Just trying to get up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Uno momento, por favor. With the top 10 at 10. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars on the radio. We're out right now, right, Charlie, we'll be right back. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Kenny with this vet. Hang tight.

[Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up now. 800-800-Rode or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

JD you know who this is, right?

[J.D. Ryan]

Nope.

[John Clay Wolf]

Shut up, you old bastard. This is your guy, Kobe.

[J.D. Ryan]

Keith.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Oh, you really don't know? You really don't know?

[J.D. Ryan]

I really don't know.

[Bobbo]

Listen to the voice.

[John Clay Wolf]

You really don't know.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, I know it now. Hold on. It's coming to me.

[Michael Turley]

I'm really not good at that music.

[J.D. Ryan]

Remembering music. I played. I played most of this stuff on the radio and I don't remember.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everybody's just looking at you like you're more.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't care.

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't care what.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't care what this song is. You don't care.

[John Clay Wolf]

Care what we think about you?

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't care what you think about me either.

[John Clay Wolf]

You really don't know this? You don't know who this is? No.

[Michael Turley]

Rachel woods acts old man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Holy hell. Minute later, we're going to have to get him some big Q cards, aren't we?

[J.D. Ryan]

This was not a hit.

[John Clay Wolf]

It didn't have to be a hit. It has to be a hit.

[J.D. Ryan]

I listen to hit radio.

[Bobbo]

He was top 40 only, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Program director for several stations.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hit radio station. We played hits.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's not album cuts, Autumn.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's called top 40 for a reason, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kenny. 05 vet coupe with 3, 000 miles. What color?

[Caller]

Black on black.

[John Clay Wolf]

Automatic or stick?

[Caller]

Automatic.

[John Clay Wolf]

20 grand. 21?

[Caller]

No, no, close to 30.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, you're. Dude, I had a 1800 mile 2011 that I sold for 20, 27, 5 on Tuesday. 1800 miles, 2011? Yeah. A coupon. Unless this is a Z06 or something.

[Caller]

No, it's not Z06.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. 800, 872. That's an unreasonable person, Turley. Yeah, the unreasonable people.

[Bobbo]

Very unreasonable.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jamie and 05 Silverado with a half ton. Are you a reasonable person or unreasonable person?

[Caller]

I'm a very reasonable person.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from?

[J.D. Ryan]

We'll see.

[Caller]

I'm kind of from Houston, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Houston. Houston means that I'm one day closer to you. Okay. Is it a crew cab? Is it a crew cab?

[Caller]

No, it's a single cab.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

It's a standard.

[Caller]

It's got that 4.8 with a cold air induction on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Look at her, she loves a stick.

[Caller]

Yes, sir, it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a sports side? I'm not talking about the truck. I'm about you, baby.

[Caller]

Oh, man, it goes fast.

[John Clay Wolf]

Has it got them hips?

[Caller]

You know how we do in Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

This baby got back.

[Caller]

You'd have to come down and find out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a Silverado or an LS or an lt?

[Caller]

It. It's a Silverado, but it's got that RST package on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

God, I'm getting confused now. So this is like a hot rod sport truck with a six cylinder?

[Caller]

No, it's got a V8 and it's a 4.8 V8.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do this, go to giveme the vin.com, load it up, givemethe vin.com, take two pictures, push them on your phone. It's like our website works like an app. You don't have to download an app because our website works like one. Put the VIN number in, put the miles. Put a picture of yourself while you're in there, cuz JD Wants to see and we'll. Let me bid this. I want to bid it right and I, I don't have a visual in my mind. I do, but the truck, I'm having problems with it.

[Caller]

Oh, it's, it's no worries. We can do it. We can show it to you. It's a nice looking truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, go. We go to givemetheven.com and load it up and I'll email you an offer after we get off the air.

[Caller]

I appreciate it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. 800-800-7234.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hey y'.

[John Clay Wolf]

All.

[Michael Turley]

This state representative Buster Dicks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah.

[Michael Turley]

And I pray that this message. Yes, I do.

[John Clay Wolf]

What message?

[Michael Turley]

All right, all right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Thank you, Matthew.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Buster Dicks. Buster Dicks. What was the guy's name that he was running against last spring?

[Michael Turley]

Oh, man. What was it? Juan Culo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Buster Digs versus Juan who? Who won in that tight house race or was that a local race?

[Michael Turley]

I don't know. Was that state, state legislature, Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Juan Culo Quebra versus Buster Dicks. I think Kulo Cabrera pulled it down.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, probably. They're all hillbillies up there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Top 10 to 10. Good morning. Good morning, Casey.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good morning, Johnny. How you doing? There have been crazy headlines all over the Internet and some people believe them and pass them on on Facebook. So we have the top 10 things. These are top 10 fake headlines. If you read them and you passed them on, you're an idiot. Number 10 Hillary Campaign Manager seen in satanic spirit cooking ritual video that was actually on the drudge. Today, Donald Trump drops out after video of him pulling girls hair in the seventh grade. Trump supporter sells Hillary gun targets, makes $4,000 in one hour. That was on redstate.org Bernie Sanders will be Colonel Sanders for the KFC on TV thousands of fake Hillary ballots found in a mayonnaise jar under Jay Z's tour bus. Hillary buys floor under Trump's apartment headquarters to record Trump's strategy. Putin and Trump were boy scouts together in 1972 and did a pinky promise to be buddies forever. Hillary visited Sex island with a convicted pedophile that Was actually on truth in action.org Starbucks makes you pledge to vote Hillary before they can get your order right.

[Caller]

Number one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Number one.

[J.D. Ryan]

Number one. Number one fake headline, Hillary wins, exclamation point.

[John Clay Wolf]

Starbucks keep your fe to vote for Hillary. That's so true.

[J.D. Ryan]

That should have been number one. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. Welcome to Starbucks, man. Everybody, everything's so groovy. All right, all right. Awesome, awesome.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, I got three, I got three headlines. These actually were. First of all, they're all three from Florida. These are three. This week they got my attention. This is a real teen charged with killing grandmother over beer. Naked man drove with wires attached to his privates. And Florida man buried his boss halfway up with dirt with a front loader after argument. All three real story.

[Bobbo]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of Starbucks, I spend 265 a day, so. 365 days a year. And I'm gonna say I missed 10 of them. Let's go ahead and say I miss 15 of them. So let's call it 350 days a year. How much do I spend a year at Starbucks?

[J.D. Ryan]

There we go.

[John Clay Wolf]

$927 on coffee. Hey, now when people pay for in front of me, am I supposed to keep that deal going? Because I never do. Because I'm worried that, that the bill behind me is going to be too much.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's called paying it forward. You're not supposed to care. Yes. You're supposed to keep it going.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, just put them on my credit card. What if they're a bunch of. What if they're a bunch of gay oak laws that order those ten dollar coffees? And there's six of them in one car.

[J.D. Ryan]

Thank you, Mr. Wolf. That'll be $319. Well, wait a minute.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got to be careful. I'm, I'm ordering the cheapest thing on the menu.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. How much is that again? 2, 265 and what is it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Black coffee with sweet and low.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's it.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's called a venti.

[J.D. Ryan]

Go to 711 to get that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I overheard one of the guys in the, in the, the best. The, what they call Buster.

[J.D. Ryan]

Big trip has great coffee.

[John Clay Wolf]

Busteresa. I don't know, what do you call it? Coffee?

[J.D. Ryan]

Barista.

[Bobbo]

Barista.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, barista. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jenny, your ass is so big. And she's like, you can't talk to me like that. We're at work. He's like, I forgot. That ass is so venting. 800.

[J.D. Ryan]

800.

[John Clay Wolf]

7, 2, 3, 4.

[J.D. Ryan]

800.

[John Clay Wolf]

800 radio s found in cars.

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

What do we find these Are things you find in cars that have been traded in.

[Bobbo]

Yes, yes, exactly. I gotta find the open. We haven't played in a while. It's been such a long time.

[Caller]

Oh, no.

[Bobbo]

Where'd it go?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, let's just wait a while. Yeah, let's.

[Bobbo]

Let's time. Let's let time fly here.

[Michael Turley]

I don't know.

[J.D. Ryan]

Every week. Oh, there we go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stinky finger party.

[Bobbo]

All right, so this week in s left behind. I'm gonna hand this to John.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[J.D. Ryan]

This is an actual thing we can hand, actually.

[Bobbo]

Not a picture found. Sometimes it's a picture in a car that somebody traded in.

[J.D. Ryan]

Let me trade it in the car it's in. It's in a plastic bag. I don't know what it is. Why did you do that? Well, it's in a bag. What is it?

[Michael Turley]

I can't.

[J.D. Ryan]

Seriously. Who touched it to put it in the bag?

[Michael Turley]

Well, they make.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, man, that's so nasty.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, so nasty.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't even want to touch the bag.

[Michael Turley]

That should go in the poop chute.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, that really should.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what? Put it in the poop shit over there. That's nasty.

[Bobbo]

So that was found in one of these cars, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

A female napkin. So I gotta guess what kind of car it was. But it's not badly used. It's just like. Maybe they just dropped a little venti coffee on.

[J.D. Ryan]

Was earlier. Late, let's put it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because it was actually very well intended. Intact. Like it wasn't. Okay, let's skip that.

[Michael Turley]

You just lost a listener.

[J.D. Ryan]

Me.

[John Clay Wolf]

So this was that was found in.

[Bobbo]

One of these cars, John. Was it a 2004 Nissan 350Z? Probably a 2010 Honda Element, 2008 Chevy Tahoe. Or a 2015 Kia Soul. Who left the pad in one of those cars?

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm gonna say the element.

[John Clay Wolf]

Whose idea was this?

[Bobbo]

It wasn't my idea to find the damn thing.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, that's so cool.

[Bobbo]

I saw it and I was like.

[J.D. Ryan]

I gotta pick it up to be.

[Bobbo]

Able to put it in the freaking. For the radio show.

[John Clay Wolf]

We take them next door to red carpet, let them do that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is that the most bizarre thing you found?

[Bobbo]

Oh, it's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

That's the most disgusting. That's for damn sure.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, yeah, because you found drugs and other things.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, I've just. I just wanna. I don't even want to finish this. I didn't want to finish the show.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm going to save the element. Wait.

[Michael Turley]

Got a Kia soul.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a 15 Kia Soul.

[Bobbo]

Or is it an 08 haven't even bought a.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can't buy a 15 Kia Soul from anyone.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

They're so buried in them. There's no way.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, it's impossible to. I mean, I can't buy a 15 kia soul from an individual.

[Bobbo]

Let me just.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pay off's 20 and it's worth 10.

[Bobbo]

You actually. We did buy all these cars.

[John Clay Wolf]

We did.

[Bobbo]

So, yes, these are actual cars.

[John Clay Wolf]

I bought them from other deals. Dealers. No, because you can trade them out of them.

[Bobbo]

No, we actually bought a 15k soul, amazingly.

[John Clay Wolf]

What was their payoff?

[Bobbo]

I don't remember. They did have 55, 000 miles on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we're probably gonna lose money on it.

[Bobbo]

So which car? Which is that one? The 2008 Chevy Tahoe, the 2010 Honda Element or the 2004 Nissan?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna go 2008. How many miles are on the Tahoe do you know?

[Bobbo]

114. Who would be driving something?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm go with the 08 Tahoe. So what's your guess?

[J.D. Ryan]

I hit the Element.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, Bob.

[Michael Turley]

I say Kia.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, all right, you were all wrong.

[Bobbo]

It's the 2004 Nissan 350Z. That car was filthy, disgusting.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh my God.

[Bobbo]

And then that was in there and I just. I mean, I almost threw up.

[John Clay Wolf]

From a dealer. From an individual. Individual.

[Bobbo]

That one, I believe was from a dealer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Because we are our listeners and our people that we do business with aren't that nasty.

[Bobbo]

No, they're not gonna. No, I, I actually, the cars we get from listeners are probably cleaner than.

[John Clay Wolf]

I bought that car from Texas Direct.

[Bobbo]

You sure did.

[John Clay Wolf]

I really did.

[Bobbo]

Yes, you did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Disgusting. That was a pretty car too.

[Bobbo]

Oh, no. Is that, Is that your car?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

That's a pretty car.

[John Clay Wolf]

They didn't list that in the condition report. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Drive by. Pretty car.

[John Clay Wolf]

I gotta clean it out.

[Bobbo]

Oh, God.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't want to go down this road. This is not even funny. Rush Limbaugh. Rush Limbaugh.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's got.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you'd like, if you'd like to get a bid on your car, 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Or just go to. Give me the vi.com. or if you want to call and talk about the Eagles Cowboys game, I'll listen to that too, because that was fun. Rush.

[J.D. Ryan]

Tell you what, John. Here he goes.

[Michael Turley]

Isn't it refreshing to see an American hero on the television this late during an election cycle?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, who are we talking about?

[Michael Turley]

Mayor Giuliani.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh boy.

[Michael Turley]

Rudy Giuliani. I saw him on all three networks yesterday.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, he's been around. I tell you something.

[Michael Turley]

Look.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[J.D. Ryan]

What is it?

[Michael Turley]

Mayor Giuliani, the man who saved us from 911 while President Clinton was probably in the Lincoln bedroom, the three way mirror. She showed up the next day admiring his tally whacker.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right.

[Michael Turley]

With 911 going on.

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[Michael Turley]

Mayor Giuliani made us safe in America. Scary 911 of a stretch. He has a story in Wolf Blitzer on the Clinton News Network tried to pin him down for having prior knowledge of the FBI sting. I say sting. They've got on Hillary. That's one Killary K. Clinton over her emails that she kept over at Wieners house on his email server on his wife Uma Thurman computer.

[J.D. Ryan]

Because honestly you're so close.

[Michael Turley]

What did President Clinton do for us during 9 11?

[J.D. Ryan]

What?

[Michael Turley]

Answer me that.

[John Clay Wolf]

He wasn't there.

[J.D. Ryan]

He wasn't.

[Michael Turley]

I don't remember him doing anything.

[J.D. Ryan]

He wasn't the president.

[Bobbo]

I think he was High rush. You were really high.

[Michael Turley]

Look, I understand just because I may have been a bit of a pill head. You were back then at the time. Do enjoy a Percocet in the morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, a little martini.

[Michael Turley]

I may have lost track of time for a while, but Mayor Rudy Giuliani did not. He kept us in mind. He kept us safe. He armed children and women from Vermont to South Carolina because freedom isn't free. And neither is Mayor Rudy Giuliani. I think he probably squared $100,000 worth of interviews yesterday. All of which he'll put into the war chest of the great Donald J. Trump, the next President of these United States. You heard it here first on the Excellence in Broadcasting Network.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Rush. It's always a pleasure. Always a pleasure. Hey caller, I'm grabbing one blind. Who's this? You there. It's you. You're on the. You're on the air. Yeah. Hello? Hello? Yes, you're on the air. We got 25 seconds. Good morning.

[Caller]

Okay, I got a Dodge Ram, big horn crew cab, four wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

What year?

[Caller]

It's 2016. It's got 50 miles on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a diesel?

[Caller]

No sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

To half ton. Does it have leather roof or nav?

[Caller]

It's got cloth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do this. Here's the deal with those. The rebates control the pricing. So I've got to look up the current rebates from Dodge to see what they're offering to blow out the rest of the 16s so that I can bid yours. Properly. Can you load this car into givemetheven.com.

[Caller]

Yeah, I don't know how to do that, but I can try.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just get the VIN number. Get the VIN number. Go to givemetheven.com. put the VIN number in and push a couple pictures. That's it. It's easy. And my computer will bust that VIN number backwards and tell me what we're looking at and pull up the rebates and then I'm going to email you an offer letter. Why does it only have 50 miles on it?

[Caller]

Well, my father in law wanted at the casino and he.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, we buy casino cars all the time and we'll buy yours. Go to givemetheven.com or anyone else that wants to. Right now we're just calling 800-800-TRADIO NAMES JOHN CLAY Wolf. I buy cars on the air right here on this station. Be right back.

[Michael Turley]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the wolf man on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

The election's almost here and we're all tired of all this combative talk. Do the right thing when you get to the polls. Vote forgivemetheven.com. sell us your car because we're going to make car buying great again. And give me the vin. Beat the dealer. I pay more if I don't beat carmax. I owe you a hundred bucks. It's that easy. Give me the vin.com. best buyers in all Texas.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kevin? Kevin, you there? Kevin? Hello? Hey. A15 Dodge has ton. I'm going to have to ask you so many questions about this thing.

[Caller]

Okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a longhorn, Laramie or bighorn or a what horn or slt or what?

[Caller]

It's a Texas edition.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it two wheel drive or four crew cab or quad?

[Caller]

Four wheel drive, Crew cab.

[John Clay Wolf]

Leather, cloth. What if it's Texas, it's cloth. Leather. It's leather.

[Caller]

Is it's leather.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it long horn? They don't make a Texas edition Dodge, do they? That's Chevy.

[Caller]

Okay, maybe it is. Maybe it is Longhorn.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a Chevy? Hey, go. Go to givemetheven.com givemetheven.com Give me the VIN number, load it up, put the miles. Say called in the show. John had a bunch of questions. Here's the truck, couple pictures and we'll email you an offer. Okay? Okay.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I already dust an 88 Lincoln Town Car with six doors. Does that mean it's a Funeral car. I'm sorry.

[Caller]

What was that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Is this a funeral rig? Like a funeral? Like a. No, man.

[Caller]

This was actually the school bus for Divide ISD Country.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that ain't me, dog. 800-800-7234. Tony Romo's dad's coming up in six minutes. Go to givemetheven.com. load up your car. Just call the show. 800, 800, right. Radio. Be right back.

[Michael Turley]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the Wolf man on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

One thing I've learned about car dealers over the years is if their lips are moving, they're lying. Not all of them, but a lot of them. Oh, God, they lie. I made a website. Givemetheven.com. it takes all that out of it. I'm not trying to sell you anything. I want to buy your car. You don't have to go to a dealership and get put in a headlock and go through the ringer. Go to givemetheven.com. i will email you an offer letter. You don't have to mess with anything. You don't have to talk to anybody. It's just business.

[Michael Turley]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com so, so easy. You can do it in your underwear.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call them toll free, 1-800-800-RODIO. Or log on to GoWolf.com. this is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's still a car show, J.D. it's not a stinky finger party.

[J.D. Ryan]

You call it what you want. I know what it is.

[Bobbo]

It might be the greatest thing ever written on that board.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stinky finger party.

[J.D. Ryan]

Party.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, that could go a lot of different directions a lot of ways.

[J.D. Ryan]

That we don't need more entire.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Get Romero in here. Tony Roma's dad.

[Bobbo]

Oh, I gotta call him. Hold on.

[John Clay Wolf]

A dial up, dial up rotary room. Morse code to Mexico. Telemexico. Romero. Romero. How do I pronounce your name, Sir?

[Michael Turley]

Buenos diaz, Mr. Hoof. I am Ramiro Romo, father of the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Late, great Tony Romo.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's not late.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, he's late to practice.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

He's not late for practice this week.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[Michael Turley]

They say he's doing very well. Des. Brian says he throws missile.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did you think about that Philly game?

[Michael Turley]

I think it was okay. It was hard for the first 3/4 of the play for the VA carriers.

[John Clay Wolf]

There was a Minute there I was like, I wonder if they're gonna bring Tony back in. Then I looked down and he was in his he's in the street T shirt.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I knew he wasn't coming back in.

[Michael Turley]

If he had had his helmet with him at the time, he would not have come in. I believe coach Jerry Jones would have put him on the field.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's not the coach.

[Michael Turley]

But locally, someone in the Philadelphia organization likes legal Dakota Prescott.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Michael Turley]

They give him a break.

[Bobbo]

Oh, conspiracy, huh?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, you think they set it up so Dak could look good?

[Michael Turley]

Do you know the football, J.D. ryan?

[J.D. Ryan]

I know enough of it to know that didn't happen.

[Michael Turley]

I feel like I know the football.

[J.D. Ryan]

Because your son is Tony.

[John Clay Wolf]

Anna, no one will ever argue their position more than a father for his son.

[J.D. Ryan]

Absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's up this week, sir? You've been with us like eight weeks in a row. You've turned into the all time crowd pleaser. Everyone asked about Tony Romo's dad. Who ever knew that you were going to be a celebrity?

[Michael Turley]

Well, we like what we say on the air, but you probably have no hear the news. The Dallas Mananas Volcanoes. That is Dallas Morning News to you. Well, what'd they say would not print the story of this past Halloween.

[J.D. Ryan]

They wouldn't print.

[Michael Turley]

We hope you enjoy yourself. But it was difficult time for poor Antonio. He used to love the holiday. He always stay home and give the candies to the little ninos.

[J.D. Ryan]

And ninos. Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

I find such joy in seeing all of the little Ninja Turtles and little Jedis and Buzz Lightyears. And of course, for years now he will see the occasional little Troy Aikman or Jason Wheaton. And even the occasional little man dressed with the number nine. The little Dallas Vaquero's Tony Romo Halloween costume.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's kind of make him feel good.

[Michael Turley]

But this year he see so many legal Dakota Prescott. And needless to say, this is what you and I would call a real bummer for Antonio. Make him feel bad first. Little D. Prescott. He is okay. He give that little boy a Milky Way and a sneakers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, okay.

[Michael Turley]

To show there is no bad. Poor wheel. Nice of him. But when he get five Dakota press gossing first 15 minutes. This is when Tony began to lose his cool. He began to throw the candy at the children before they even have a chance to say trick or treat.

[John Clay Wolf]

So the kids were showing up at Tony's door dressed as Dakota Prescott.

[Michael Turley]

Yes. Can you believe it?

[J.D. Ryan]

And he started throwing candy at him. I just. I don't know that this really happened.

[Michael Turley]

It was not such a pretty time. Tony throw a series of three musketeers at a group of four little ones wearing the Kiss makeup.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

He throw them rapid fire 23 yards. And he hit three out of four pumpkin buckets. But the little Paul Stanley with the star on his eye, he get a three musketeer in his older eye.

[J.D. Ryan]

So Tony couldn't hit the star.

[Michael Turley]

Yes. And there was a little Barbie princess. She get three big chunkies with the raisins and the chocolate right into the bucket.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's good.

[Michael Turley]

45 yards.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow. Holy cow.

[Michael Turley]

In a high tide spiral. And then guess who comes from to the sidewalk again. Little Dakota Prescott on this kid is obviously 16 or 19 years old and too old to trick or treat. Tony throw his whole bucket of what he have left of the little Mary Janes. And the butter fingers hit this boy in the chest. And 45 miles per yard he knocked him down. And the boy's father was a Dallas police officer, so he almost have altercation until he realized that he is the actual Tony Romo throwing the candy. And he says, we hope you do well in Cleveland. But Antonio or Snow playing in Cleveland.

[Bobbo]

No, he's not.

[Michael Turley]

So he go inside his home and he suck all night. And he watched the Shining on AMC four times in a row.

[J.D. Ryan]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

He's so depressed.

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my God.

[Michael Turley]

I think especially the part with Jack Nicholson and the axe.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

The ax part.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[Michael Turley]

Well, he sent him off a little. So we take him back to his therapist where he stay for this week. But maybe he be ready for week 10. But just don't ask him what he's been drinking on this day. And whatever you do, don't call him Jack. He hate this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Romero Romo, father of Tony Romo. I want you to bring in your Polish wife sometime.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, she will probably do this for you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Kevin 2000 GMC. Jimmy, does it really have 2,000 miles on.

[Caller]

Really has 1,700 miles on it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it like a typhoon? What do you call it? Is the hot rod or just a regular one?

[Caller]

It's the regular one. It was my uncle's. My uncle passed away. Was in storage all these years. It still has the sales stickers on the back window.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Pennsylvania.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pennsylvania. I want to buy this car. Go to givemetheven.com send me the stuff on it and I'll call you after the show, okay?

[Caller]

Okay, you got it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, guys.

[Caller]

About 10 minutes okay, great.

[John Clay Wolf]

My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars on the radio right here on this station. Stay hooked.

[Michael Turley]

You know it just ain't Saturday without the wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up powered by GiveMeTheVin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

The election's almost here and we're all tired of all this combative talk. Do the right thing when you get to the polls. Vote forgivemetheven.com sell us your car cuz we're going to make car buying great [e-mail] beat the dealer. I pay more if I don't beat carmax. I owe you 100 bucks. It's that easy. Get givemetheven.com Best buyers in all of Texas.

[Announcer]

Now back to the john clay wolf show. Call him toll free 1-800-800-rodio or log on to gowolf.com this is the john clay wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

800800 radio. Call in, give me year, make, model, miles and I'll buy your car. Here's a 15 Subaru Impreza WRX STI. Oh yeah, I'd bid during the break. I'll give 30000 for that. Oh, I love Subarus. Don't know why they're coming on man. And even they used to just be yankee cars up north in Colorado.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, you never.

[John Clay Wolf]

They were just stoner rigs and now they're going mainstream. Subaru, true franchises.

[J.D. Ryan]

Volvo too. I've never owned.

[John Clay Wolf]

Volvo's pretty good but they don't have the longevity. Super's getting a reputation to have a car that stays together and they're hot rod. Their WRX is awesome. I mean I wouldn't drive one but I like buying a selling.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean I wouldn't drive one.

[John Clay Wolf]

What have you got the news okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

For you to drive one. I wouldn't drive one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stinky Pete finger party Saturday.

[J.D. Ryan]

This is well along those lines. Out of Florida several people have been injured after being attacked violence squirrel at a retirement home the Sterling Court gracious retirement community in Deltona, Florida. 911 callers told dispatch that the squirrel. This is a real story. Had gotten into the building. It was in the activity room jumping on people, biting them and scratching them. During more than the three minute 911 call which we could play later. The animal was eventually tossed outside. The ambulance arrived and treated those injured. The squirrel attacked the old people.

[Bobbo]

Well, you know who know about that story?

[John Clay Wolf]

Probably Randy the chipmunk.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is he here?

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know if he's here. Oh, there he is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, guys.

[J.D. Ryan]

Of course he is.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

What's going on?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, Lord. Did you hear about the story of the squirrels attacking old people?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah, squirrels get a little weird.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

You know, in the fall time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I didn't know.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

You know why?

[J.D. Ryan]

Why?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

They don't save nuts.

[John Clay Wolf]

They don't save nuts.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah, they're all scared of getting hungry.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

So they start, you know, chasing cars and doing crazy stuff.

[J.D. Ryan]

That way you see more dead on the road because they're chasing cars.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah, it's in the culture.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I just saw a fight over at the 7:11.

[J.D. Ryan]

You did?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah. You know, in the morning we'll kind of lurk over around the gas pumps because you never know. People in a hurry will toss out a piece of donut.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Or an egg McGriddle. Well, this lady was coming out of the store. It looked like she just paid for a fill up or something. And she had given me and my friend Rusty a bag of Cheetos and a big old blunt. So we were. That's a good morning. So me and Rusty were kind of high. She was dressed up kind of funny, like, I don't know, she had a big old high heels and a short little dress you can see all the way up to Nova Scotia. I think she might have been a performance artist of some sort. And this guy in a Mercedes Benz was kind of lined up behind her. Yeah, he had a bumper sticker that said Make America Great Again. And he was waiting to get in her slot, you know. And she stopped to talk to this guy with gold teeth and a big fuzzy hat. What? And the Mercedes guy started waving and honking his horn. He hollered, hurry up, you hopey changey. And her and her friend were flipping him the bird and he's driving around to the pump on the other side. Well, this guy got out and started spraying pepper spray all over the damn parking lot. And he wasn't within 25ft of anybody around. Yeah, and the fuzzy hat guy whipped a big old straight razor out of his pocket and little Mercedes guy pulled out a 32. And right then when it was about to. To get really good, here comes the popo.

[J.D. Ryan]

Of course.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Reckon what everybody's so pissed off about?

[J.D. Ryan]

What a morning you had, man.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Y' all having a vote or something?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, we're having an election tonight. That's what's going on. The Make Great, Make America Great guys. Probably a Trump support the people vote. Yeah, the people are.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Y' all go crazy these days, don't you?

[J.D. Ryan]

Listen There's a lot of passion on both sides.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

If you used to be nice.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, we.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

We still are kind of nice. But it's getting a little weird.

[J.D. Ryan]

Y' all are.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

So who's gonna win your vote?

[J.D. Ryan]

We don't know. It's really a toss up at this point.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I'm glad we only do that every four years.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

You know, we argue about it, though. Everybody wants their own way. But we've got this guy right now. He's fixed all kinds of stuff.

[J.D. Ryan]

Chipmunks.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yo mama.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yo mama.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

That's his name. He's a squirrel. But he's a good leader. I've got more nuts than I used to. I could actually stand for him to hang around a little while. But we got this election coming up now. Most of us chipmunks don't care for either one of the candidates. We've got this rich weasel from Dallas. His name is Bump.

[J.D. Ryan]

Bump?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

He's kind of a blowhard.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

He talks about going around touching all the little squirrels and stuff. I think he wants the rich people to have all the nuts. But then there's this running for it, too. What?

[J.D. Ryan]

Strangely similar to our race.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

It's a female dog.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, I got a.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Should I have just said dog?

[J.D. Ryan]

Said dog. Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Damn. Yeah, But I don't trust her.

[J.D. Ryan]

Got a different moment.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Her husband used to be in there.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, no.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And come to find out, he liked a lot of dogs.

[J.D. Ryan]

Dogs.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

So you never know what you're going to get. But it's just like my dad used to say. Long as it don't affect the price of a pack of Camels, who cares, you know? So we don't worry about it.

[J.D. Ryan]

You don't worry too much.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah. Just keep your nuts to yourself. That's what the chipmunks do.

[J.D. Ryan]

You guys are quite a society.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Speaking of, I gotta go get me some. It's nut time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Rusty.

[J.D. Ryan]

Month, is it, Randy?

[John Clay Wolf]

Mike? A 2000 F150 with 150,000 miles on it. Is it a leather truck? Wow.

[Caller]

No, it's just xlt.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's barely me. Is it nice or is it kind of rough?

[Caller]

Well, I don't know. I bought it from you about 10 years ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you really?

[Michael Turley]

That'd be 06.

[Caller]

Where did you buy it when you was in Vernon?

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah. Wolf Ford. That's funny.

[Michael Turley]

Wolf Ward Dodge. Wake up and smell the diesel.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gosh. I'm coming back. This is. Is haunting me.

[Caller]

So, you know, I. Well, I got a good trade in. I got a hell of a set of Camper on the back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, do this.

[Michael Turley]

Where.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where do you live? Do you live in Vernon?

[Caller]

I live in Electric.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Let me take a look. Is it nice or is it rough? I mean, it's been a while.

[Caller]

Well, it's nice, but in the back, I got Uzi Suzy waiting on you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Uzi, Suzie.

[Michael Turley]

What's that mean?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know what that means either.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, what's the Uzi, Susie?

[John Clay Wolf]

I lost him.

[Michael Turley]

She sounds like a tough gal.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234. 800, 800 radio.

[Michael Turley]

Who's he, Susie? That sounds like one of my old gang.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds like old crazy rednecks with guns. Somebody over to take care of this Salazo business. Send Uzi, Susie.

[Michael Turley]

We don't want somebody that's gonna lose their head. We're not murderous.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're almost out of time. I know. We're gonna. We're gonna lose Oklahoma Dallas here in just a minute.

[Bobbo]

Oh, and Philadelphia, too. Didn't you want to say something to the old Philadelphia, Pennsylvania F fans out there? John, did you win a nice bet?

[John Clay Wolf]

I would like to say that you guys played a hell of a game. Y' all have a great team.

[Michael Turley]

Hello again.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was the best NFL game I've ever attended last Sunday night.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, man.

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah, that's right.

[J.D. Ryan]

You were there.

[Michael Turley]

It was drama, man, that fourth quarter in overtime.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, I do have a question for the. For the Eagles fans. When you're on the 40 and there's just a few seconds left, right, why not kick a field goal instead of punt?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, great question.

[John Clay Wolf]

When I saw that taking place, I thought it was a mistake. Now, that call cost them the game. They gave that one to us. If I was an Eagles fan, I would be in angry. They gave me. Bob, what do you think?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, it looks exactly like that to me, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's like, here you go. Merry Christmas.

[Bobbo]

Our kicker made it from 55 twice, but this time we're just gonna go ahead and punt it.

[Michael Turley]

Someday, 12 years from now, WikiLeaks will release some emails from the Hillary Clinton camp. They'll explain exactly what happened in that game.

[John Clay Wolf]

In the Philly Dallas game. Yeah. Yeah. We meet them again. We meet Philly On, I think, January 1st in Philly there, and paybacks are hell. And I. If. If we play like we did the other day, we're going to lose, right?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, they made a lot of mistakes.

[Michael Turley]

We did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wonderful quarter one that you could tell from the opening kickoff when that Eagle guy came down and blew up our receiver, and I forgot who it was. Our kickoff returner just blew him up. He coughed the ball up. I was like, these boys came to play. Not lucky. We were lucky.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. No, Lucky was the one.

[John Clay Wolf]

I felt like I was watching a college championship game. I mean, everybody hits were hard.

[Michael Turley]

It was like a college game.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was. It was dramatic. It was hard hitting. It was left and right. It was crazy.

[J.D. Ryan]

But in the end, I mean, Dak really didn't crumble. And Tony's kind of known for that. Once he gets rattled, he sort of crumbles. He stepped up. You got to give that to him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Crazy look in his eyes.

[Michael Turley]

He did.

[J.D. Ryan]

He did. I thought I was the only one that picked up.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. And you can see it on the Jerry Tron. Dad got a crazy look in his eyes, and he came. He came to play.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, he came up at the end, at very end. He's like, okay, let's go. Let's do this thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he did.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, he came to play. Just like the Texans did. The youth football team that just beat in their playoff game today, 20 to.

[John Clay Wolf]

7, plugs his son's PE football going to the semis. Hey, everybody, we've got to go. We got four seconds. I will see use the used tools that we're losing right now, and the rest of y' all can stream us online off the ESPN Radio app or off of iHeart for hour number four at giveme the vin.com, hit the podcast button at the bottom the itunes and you can get the show. It'll be up in about three hours. Other than that, we'll see the rest of y' all next Saturday morning, 8 o'. Clock. And for those of you on the other markets, hour number four.

[J.D. Ryan]

Here we go.

[Announcer]

From the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Call John toll free, cheap bastards, 1-800-800 radio. Or log on to gowolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't want to do this anymore, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm. Hey, Michael, can you just play music?

[Bobbo]

I can do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[J.D. Ryan]

See you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Man, you'd be a genius.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, another programming genius. Oh, that's so true.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you want to do for the next hour?

[J.D. Ryan]

We can have. There's interesting fun news, like a woman who was badly burned during surgery in Tokyo with a laser. When the laser ignited her fart. These are crude headlines. This is actually.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just.

[J.D. Ryan]

I found the weirdest stories this week. Just the weirdest crap. And it's real. I mean, these are multiple. I look for multiple like NBC.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on just a second. Let me grab Dale.

[Michael Turley]

Dale.

[Bobbo]

Dax.

[John Clay Wolf]

D. Shoot. Dashed. Dash. Dale.

[Bobbo]

Duas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ms. Dale, are you there?

[Caller]

Daryl?

[John Clay Wolf]

Daryl? All right. Hey, man. Close. I. We. We hire minimum wage folk in the production room and they, they're spelling. You know, they went to public school. The country. They messed me up.04 vet with 13 coupe, automatic. What color?

[Caller]

Correct. Le Monde's blue commemorative.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here we go. Whenever they start with the adjectives before the color and then adjectives after. Let me tell you what Melbourne Post is packing right here. I've got 411 posi track out back.

[Caller]

750 double pumper, Edelbrock intakes, sport over.

[John Clay Wolf]

30, 11 to 1 pop up pistons, turbojet, 390 horsepower. We're talking some must. Is it stock, Darrell, or is it modifier?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, is this stick or an automatic?

[Caller]

Automatic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you want me to just bid it real hard or do you mean play the game? Because if I bit it hard, you're still going to say I'm light. I already hear it coming in your voice. He's got 13,000 miles. C. What is that, a C3? What body is that called? C3.

[Caller]

C5.

[John Clay Wolf]

C5? Yeah. Me, the car expert. What's the most a full body vet could be worth with 13,000 miles?

[Caller]

You're the expert.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I had an 1800 mile C6 last week. This one's got 13. I'll give 16 grand.

[Caller]

Hmm. Think about that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I mean, the money on a 04 Vette with say 50 on it is 11. This thing's got 13,000 miles on it. I'll give 16 with a clean Carfax. So if you want to sell it, I gotta check and it will clear if you just give it enough time.

[Caller]

No, feel like a credit card. Take three days, get my money.

[John Clay Wolf]

Actually, when you sell to carmax, and I'm not promoting that, but yeah, they give you a check that ain't no good for five to eight days.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because they want time to make sure they didn't get a hold of a problem.

[J.D. Ryan]

Gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they want to float, I guess I'm assuming my checks, you can take them right down to Southwest bank and hammer them into. Into hundreds. Right then. So.

[Caller]

Gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you want to sell it, load it up in the Internet, give me the vin.com. say wolf, bid me at 16 and I'll sell it. I can't give 17. I can't give 16. 5. I'm throwing the throwing the wood, at it on that old body. Not. Not beating on the car. They. They're just worth what they're worth. Like the C, the C, the C. What's the one before? I guess C4. Yeah, the 96 through whatever year bottle. Those. Those cars have not come on yet. They're not worth the money. All right, thanks. Back to the news.

[J.D. Ryan]

It was just like this patient. She was in her 30s, having a procedure involving her cervix. So it was down that area. And then she passed gas and it lit up. It lit all the stuff that was around her, all the drapings and such. She burned her waist and her leg. The operation took place last month, however, so that we're just getting this great story about the fart being ignited by laser.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now that's something you don't hear every day.

[J.D. Ryan]

Every day. You don't hear that. No. Mississippi attorney.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever farted on a match, Charlie?

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah. Blue darts. We did that in middle school all the time.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hasn't everybody done that?

[Bobbo]

Had my underwear light on fire. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've never done it. I don't plan on it either.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, go ahead, grown man. That's just sad once you're about 20.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. No, really Younger than that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kids, don't do it.

[Bobbo]

No, I wouldn't recommend it. No, no, no, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just real dangerous, real stupid. Please don't do it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Please don't do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

When you're young.

[J.D. Ryan]

And don't do this either. Mississippi attorney is suing Popeyes after he says he choked when he had a piece of fried chicken with his hands because a knife was not included with his drive thru order. It's chicken, dude. Paul Newton Jr. Filed the lawsuit last week. Says the only utensil he was given was a spork and that wasn't enough.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's not Popeyes. It's kfc. It is. No.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, no, they both got him. Okay, so this guy's suing because he choked on the chicken.

[Caller]

See you. That bastard.

[John Clay Wolf]

Goofy. Right there. Your voice sounds a little weird.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's a goofy.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did he say?

[J.D. Ryan]

Goofy.

[John Clay Wolf]

But did you cuss? No, that's just goofy.

[J.D. Ryan]

He said that's just goofy right there.

[John Clay Wolf]

It sounded like something else.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, that's what he said. You know, it's kind of bizarre.

[John Clay Wolf]

Undercover black agent, man.

[Bobbo]

Something's wrong with your voice there.

[J.D. Ryan]

Keeps going in and out.

[Michael Turley]

Something else, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Another. I don't have this story, but another lady sue Kentucky Fried Chicken because it the bucket didn't look like the picture. She Said I thought that bucket was overflowing. Be enough for the whole family.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got home, she's got a point.

[J.D. Ryan]

But you get home, it's got the same number. They told. They told you you were buying six or eight pieces. You get home, it's eight pieces. Don't expect it to be overflowing.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm with her on this one.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right. Do you care about rolling the clocks back? That's this weekend, everybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

They quit doing that on the car business like 30 years ago.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, not those kind of clocks. Your clock at your house. We'll move forward. Let me see.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tonight is daylight savings.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Tonight is when you go to bed, roll the clock back to an hour. Let's see here. You ever wonder what caddies make? You ever think they make?

[John Clay Wolf]

They make like 8% of the winnings or something.

[Bobbo]

It's a lot.

[J.D. Ryan]

This guy that worked for Rory McElroy, is that right? I don't know. McLaughlin. Who is that? I don't know golf. Anyway, he pocketed over a million bucks. 10% of what this guy won. Million bucks to be the caddy. What did the Gatties do besides carry the clubs?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, he tells them which club to use, coaches them through the line. Oh, yeah.

[Bobbo]

No, they do a lot of work. They walk the course beforehand, give them all the different degrees, how many yards.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah. It would be like the crew chief of a drag team.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. I just. All I ever see him doing is carrying a bag. Steve Williams was.

[John Clay Wolf]

They do more than that.

[J.D. Ryan]

JD Steve Williams was once t Tiger woods guy. He made 20 million one year. Oh yeah, 20 million.

[John Clay Wolf]

Boy. Anyway, I bet he voted for Obama.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh God, you think?

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow. Let's see why.

[J.D. Ryan]

Four years. Four years after the NFL cracked down on the Saints for running a bounty program, the lead league has now cracked down on one of its in house analysts for advocating a bounty program. Brian Baldinger.

[Bobbo]

Dinger.

[Michael Turley]

Baldinger. Bald.

[J.D. Ryan]

Dinger.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hell of a name.

[J.D. Ryan]

The NFL Network analyst who said in a radio interview that the Eagles should put a bounty on the Cowboys running back Ezekiel Elliott has been suspended now by the NFL Network.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, they should do that.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, they can't do that. That's illegal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Zeke Elliot's badass. He is so good it could he be the best running back in the league.

[Bobbo]

He may win MVP if the Cowboys do. Yeah, if they win their.

[John Clay Wolf]

If they.

[Bobbo]

Hey, they win the division.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is I would say any question who rookie of the year is going to be though?

[Bobbo]

Well, it would be him too.

[J.D. Ryan]

I thought Dak would.

[Bobbo]

No, no, I think it's double dip. Yeah, Zeke.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, really?

[Bobbo]

That's why it's opening up. It's not Dax doing okay as far as maintaining, but Zeke's opening all that up for him.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

That guy's a beast.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was a beast in that college football playoff. Remember that night? Yeah. Was that the first one? Anyway, it was good. What else you got?

[J.D. Ryan]

They say and the NFL on prime time is still slipping in the ratings.

[Bobbo]

Thursday night's game news fest.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because they picked the worst games in the world.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's fallen almost 20% this year. And they. They're saying it's a variety of things. They're saying it's election cycle. They're saying it's the kneeling for the Star Spangled Banner thing. They're saying people are just over. It's too much.

[John Clay Wolf]

NFL on Thursday or NFL in general.

[Bobbo]

Prime time.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, prime time. NFL is down. Down Almost. Almost 20. 20%.

[Bobbo]

It could have something to do with that. The league is not as violent.

[Michael Turley]

Really.

[Bobbo]

Oh, no.

[J.D. Ryan]

What?

[Bobbo]

Those big hits aren't allowed anymore. And everybody likes seeing the big hits. And they don't let the kid. They don't let them celebrate. It's kind of like that no fun league now. You don't get the dance in nascar.

[J.D. Ryan]

If they outl. If they outlawed crashes, it wouldn't be. A lot of people go to NASCAR to see the crash.

[Michael Turley]

True.

[J.D. Ryan]

Have you ever been in a race? The minute all the. All the motor miss, there's a ray, a wreck, the motors all go and that's when everybody stands up.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. I like, I think the smartest thing they did, I think the celebrating should be brought back kneeling. And going to the 25, I think is a good idea because that's where the high speed collisions happen. That's where everybody's getting hurt.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

They used to, if you kneeled in the end zone, you go to the 20 right, touch back.

[J.D. Ryan]

Now this is 20.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now you go the 20, 25. So, you know, not even trying to make it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Did they move the extra point thing back, too? Yes, I thought so.

[Bobbo]

Just to make it more of an interesting aspect of the game possibility, I.

[John Clay Wolf]

Think they should kick them from a 30.

[Bobbo]

You want them to return?

[J.D. Ryan]

Extra point.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, the extra points.

[Bobbo]

Oh, the extra points. Oh, wow. Yeah, there'll be a lot of misses and a lot more misses.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, you can run it from the 10 or you can kick it from the 30.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, then if you line up at the 30, you know you're going to kick.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that's fine.

[J.D. Ryan]

If you're up to 10, you know.

[Michael Turley]

You'Re going to run.

[Bobbo]

Well, no, that's that then. You know, that's. That's the whole point of it, Mr. Football.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're going to try. Well, I know, but in part of the thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

How about the Cowboys calling that fake punt 30?

[Bobbo]

Could not believe it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I could not believe that was Stones that Jason Garrett didn't even know he had. Or maybe he got overruled on that one.

[Bobbo]

And then going forward, fourth down in overtime, I was like, there's no way.

[John Clay Wolf]

No way.

[Bobbo]

And they did.

[John Clay Wolf]

It felt like a college game. Yeah, it really did.

[J.D. Ryan]

Didn't Switzer not do that once and just get barbecued?

[Bobbo]

Well, he went for it on fourth down one time. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. What else is going on here? Country Music Television has green lit and started production for if I Leave here Tomorrow, a film about Leonard Skinner. Oh, good setting. To premiere on next year. The announcement was made following the critical and commercial success of their first five actual original series. So they're coming out with some original stuff.

[Michael Turley]

Hold on, hold on. Now. This isn't like a theatrical feature being directed by Frank Darebot.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, it says it's a documentary from director Stephen Kajak. We're the guy that did We Are X and Stones in Exile. Whatever.

[Michael Turley]

Okay. Documentary would be good. I thought you were talking about a made.

[John Clay Wolf]

It'll be like the history of the Eagles movie.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. That was great.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was great.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, I had an idea.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've had a lot of requests of Houston listeners to go to Houston in Enduro live, because we haven't.

[J.D. Ryan]

We've done that before.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was great, but it was in a weird place.

[Bobbo]

It was way off.

[John Clay Wolf]

Way the hell off. That was five years ago.

[Bobbo]

We were not in the right place at all. Not our listeners.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I was thinking, where should we do this? And I asked both the iHeart people and the ESPN people to get with Twin Peaks and sell them a remote for us. Be perfect and do it as a talent recruitment. Recruitment tour where we're there at Twin Peaks.

[J.D. Ryan]

I got you.

[John Clay Wolf]

And all the girls come to try to be a Twin Peaks girl.

[J.D. Ryan]

Makes sense to me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Talent recruitment tour.

[J.D. Ryan]

Have you been there?

[John Clay Wolf]

If we're gonna, like, go city to city, I think we should lease an old convair like Leonard Skinner was in. Oh, yeah, let's do that and fly Houston. Do a talent. Do a Twin Peak, stop in Houston, Austin and then Dallas. That's our kind of deal. That would be perfect.

[Bobbo]

So what would the judging. What would that consist.

[John Clay Wolf]

All up to me.

[J.D. Ryan]

Nobody.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just. Yeah, it's just.

[Bobbo]

So what would that consist of? What are you looking for in a Twin Peak?

[John Clay Wolf]

The, you know, what do you call that deal on. On the. On the websites where they're. On the couch. Casting.

[J.D. Ryan]

Casting couch.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

I don't think so, John, but, I.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mean, we clean it up.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, a lot.

[John Clay Wolf]

A lot.

[Michael Turley]

I like the fake taxi ones better.

[John Clay Wolf]

The fake T. I thought those were real.

[Michael Turley]

Well, I mean, they. They are real, but it's, you know, Fake taxis. The title. I mean, it's trademark name.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Bobbo]

Peaks.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know how they get hotter. I mean, if you.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you work at Twin Peaks, mention it to your manager. Have them call the radio station and tell them you want us to come do a remote there. We will. On a Saturday. And. And you can. Can in your advertising budget, book it as talent recruitment.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Be a talent recruitment.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know how they get hot. I mean, Hooters is known for their women, but Hooters.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hooters women are just not you. Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

You changed. And I don't know why.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're not all that. No. You could be a Hooters girl.

[J.D. Ryan]

Absolutely. And probably there was a guy that tried out one year, being called, you know, the whole sexist thing, and he put on the orange shorts.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Hooters is just about wings now. Twin Peaks has talented talent and what?

[J.D. Ryan]

Bone Daddy's is the other one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bone Daddy. They have the best ribs in the world.

[Bobbo]

Very good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. God. We did a remote at Bone Daddy's about four years ago.

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah, that's right. We did. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. I'd still rather do it at Twin Peaks because the TV screens are just wonderful.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, speaking of tv, forget Trump and Clinton. Saturday Night Live has now secured a monster post election day episode featuring Dave Chappelle.

[Bobbo]

Hell, yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

He'll be back November 12th. 12th. And that's going to be a. That'll be a big show. You imagine what they're going to do no matter who wins the election. Can you imagine what they're going to do?

[John Clay Wolf]

I hope he brings his steel back. That was the best television on television. Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

At the time, it really was.

[Bobbo]

This might light a fire under him. He might say, you know what? I want to come back and do tv.

[John Clay Wolf]

He didn't get up and go do a tour about a year ago.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it was okay. It wasn't as good as it could have been.

[J.D. Ryan]

He had video. It looked. Yeah, it looked weird.

[Bobbo]

It's kind of burnt out.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's had a little Bit of a bad attitude.

[Michael Turley]

TV's a job, dude. Oh yeah, you know, I mean episodic TV like that every night of the week, Forget about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

800800 radio is a call, a number if you'd like for me to bid your car. 800-800-7234. This is our number four where we don't have the pressure for the ratings and all that crap that we have to hear from the other stations. We're on some big stations in, in, in other markets and we really have to watch our ratings because the man is against us. So we have to like do a lot of bits, a lot of skits, a lot, which we like doing. But we can't talk cars too much because that'll screw up the ratings.

[Bobbo]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

But now we can talk car, we can do whatever the hell. So if you call in 800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. This is a little bit more laid back hour if you will. Wichita Falls, Abilene, Arkansas, Louis, Louisiana. All you folk. Daryl said that damn Tahoe from Louisiana was flood. Is that. Did you look it over?

[Bobbo]

I mean not like for flood damage. I didn't see anything like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. I don't know. I don't want flood cars on Louisiana. How did he just. He just said it's got rust all over it.

[Bobbo]

Well, I didn't look underneath.

[John Clay Wolf]

It hasn't been long enough for him to rest up. No, it's only going to couple of months. I don't know. Anyway, that's why I don't buy cars for friends.

[Bobbo]

Yes, that's, that's.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, John, please go to the auction, get me a Tahoe for my daughter. D d I was like man, I really hate doing this. Just do it. I trust you. So I go get him a Tahoe for his daughter and he sell nice too. Did you drive it?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, drove it around the block.

[John Clay Wolf]

Didn't have the funk.

[Bobbo]

I mean it looked dirty.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was dirty inside.

[Bobbo]

I mean Louisiana, they all have that smell.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? Pot? Burnt pot and barbecue and whiskey.

[Bobbo]

Just swamp smell.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, they don't. I bought a lot of cars at Louis.

[Bobbo]

It's not swamp.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did it have that auction funk, that mildew?

[Bobbo]

No, it didn't have mildew smell?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're killing me.

[Bobbo]

The car was just detailed. So did it have that?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did anything in your mind cue water damage?

[Bobbo]

No, nothing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cuz when they're flood cars you can't avoid it. You can smell it.

[Bobbo]

No, they try to cover it up. No, no, nothing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Had that all the smell, good sauce on it, you want, it's still there. Okay. If you look at like where the bolts go into the carpet and like little itty bitty corners around where the seats mount or the center console mounts into the car, that's where when they clean up, flood cars, they don't get.

[J.D. Ryan]

To, they can't get there.

[Bobbo]

And I didn't, you'll, I didn't take it apart.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know you'll catch sediment. You'll catch little. That's what you look for. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars on the air. We listen to Lynyrd Skynyrd. We love rock and roll. We like pretty gals and good bs. Yeah. And that's what we do on Saturdays. If y' all like that too. Stay, stay tuned. We'll be back in Elemento 444.

[Michael Turley]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the wolf man on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

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[Michael Turley]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like disco Mary Jane girls.

[Bobbo]

How's this playing in Amarillo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or in Rogers, Arkansas? Good morning Amarillo. We're on two Nash Icon FM stations.

[Michael Turley]

Well, that happens sometimes. I think people can open up, you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Know, tell me that a good, a guy that likes classic country doesn't appreciate some good Rick James. I mean, come on. Speaking of the famous Wallace Edwards is in. He's going to do us a story on Pink Floyd. Still behind the music. 8008-0010-0723-4800-800-Radio is the call in number. Call in with your car. Call in with a comment. Call in with anything. We'll take you Listen to you. Wallace. Good morning.

[Michael Turley]

Good morning, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you think about Rick James Wallace?

[Michael Turley]

I think he's a legend. It's really tragic what happened to him.

[John Clay Wolf]

What happened?

[J.D. Ryan]

Something happened.

[Michael Turley]

I think he and his girlfriend kidnapped this other girl and they tried to start a family, Charlie Sheen style. Yeah, it didn't work. It never works. Two females in the house. You're a married man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Michael Turley]

How'd you like two of those? Holy God, man. And he was so cool. He was Rick James.

[John Clay Wolf]

What have you got for us today, sir?

[Michael Turley]

There's a little Pink Floyd news out there. I guess you've heard about the new box set coming out.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have, I have.

[Michael Turley]

Roger Waters is touring on his own. David Gilmore says that they'll never work together again.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that's too bad.

[Michael Turley]

It's always been that way, you know. One of the most critically acclaimed and commercially successful rock acts of all time is Pink Floyd, the now legendary English band who achieved worldwide renown in the 1970s and 80s with their mix of psychedelic and progressive rock music utilizing trippy sonic experimentation and highly philosophical lyrics and elaborate live shows. And while the overall concept and style of any Floyd records was perfectly complementary to the increasingly popular black lights, lava lamps, and general post hippie lifestyle of the era, the Pink Floyd story is one that's steeped in heartbreaking tragedy on an almost Shakespearean level. Most fans are familiar with the reports of how lead singer, lyric writer and guitarist Syd Barrett was ousted from the group after such prolific and excessive use of the hallucinogen LSD that he frequently couldn't stand, sit, play guitar, sing, or in fact, state his own name. As early as 1970, the band had decided to move on without him, replacing Barrett with guitarist and vocalist David Gilmore. But losing that founding member to deteriorating mental health was nothing compared to the sad, strange events surrounding the downfall of Roger Waters. After Syd Barrett was sidelined, Pink Floyd bassist and vocalist Waters became the band's lyricist and conceptual leader. And beginning with 1973's Dark side of the Moon, the band realized an inarguably fast rise to the top of the rock music world. With almost constant sold out tours, previously unheard of album sales by a mainstream rock band, and the adoration of millions of fans, despite the increasingly cynical and narcissistic themes of one best selling album after another. But it wasn't until returning from Thailand following the band's Asian tour for 1980's the Wall, that band members learned about the cause of Roger Waters increasingly sour mood. For years, he'd suffered increasingly debilitating loss of feeling in both hands, compounded with a near constant extreme itchiness, open sores and dramatic hair loss. All of which Waters kept secret from the band all throughout the 70s until his condition was undeniable. When finally confronted by the members of Pink Floyd concerning the weird visual imagery of melting fingers, face and skin of the video for the song Comfortably Numb, Waters revealed that he'd been diagnosed in 1975 with mycobacterium lepromatosis, a form of leprosy. He was asked to leave the band immediately amid fears that his condition might be contagious and for the general mistrust caused by keeping his potentially life threatening ailment a secret while living in close contact with other members of the group for more than a half decade. Surprisingly, Pink Floyd survived their second major change in personnel, with Gilmore taking over full time lead vocal and songwriting duties to the tune of two more best selling albums in the 90s. In the meantime, Roger Waters continues to spread his own brand of cleverly crafted, though vile and mean spirited progressive rock with a flair for the cynically ironic. Commenting on his first solo record, the Pros and Cons of Hitchhiking, he said, well, it's damn difficult to hitchhike anyway after both of your thumbs have fallen off, mate. And such is the world, unquote. And that's this week's Today in Rock history. I'm Wallace Edwards.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wow, who knew?

[Michael Turley]

He's not a happy man.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, I don't think so.

[Bobbo]

Leprosy. I didn't know he could live that long with it.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, didn't know that either.

[Michael Turley]

He gets special medication from Thailand. Believe it's probably opium.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stinky Finger Finger Party.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why do you keep bringing that up?

[Michael Turley]

That's the title of the next Roger Walters album.

[J.D. Ryan]

Not. I don't believe that's accurate at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what's going to happen Monday, JD Monday night, 8 o', clock, they start calling the election.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yep, they started well. And there's again, there's an elevated terror threat now for Monday in three states, including Texas.

[Michael Turley]

Tuesday's the election.

[J.D. Ryan]

Tuesday's the election.

[John Clay Wolf]

But that's the.

[J.D. Ryan]

They're saying something to distract everybody. Blah, blah, blah. Will happen on Monday. Who knows what. God, what happens? It's just gonna be pandemonium.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Colin will bid your car. Just go to givemetheven.com if I don't beat your carmax offer, I owe you a hundred bucks. We come to your house, we bring money. In hand, not cash, but checks. We don't want anybody to rob the cash from our driver. Drivers. But yeah, we're the best damn buyers in Texas and we buy them from 2 grand to 200,000. You want to sell your car, go to givemetheven.com that wasn't a good endorsement, Reed.

[Michael Turley]

Go ahead.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's funny, I went to years and years ago, I went to Jamaica and.

[John Clay Wolf]

They were having a givemetheven.com in Jamaica.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, they do on the Internet, but this is before the Internet and they were having an election and it was.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really give me your weed dot com.

[J.D. Ryan]

It was chaotic. And at the time I thought, you know, I'm so proud of America. We don't have this chaos absurdity going on in the streets.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, well. So what's going to happen? Let's talk about. We've got three minutes till the next break. What's going to talk. What's going to happen next Monday evening if Trump loses?

[J.D. Ryan]

Monday evening?

[John Clay Wolf]

Tuesday evening.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sorry, Tuesday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tuesday evening if he loses?

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know that anything's going.

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't think we're going to have.

[J.D. Ryan]

A big uprising no matter what happens? You think there's, oh, who's going to uprise?

[Michael Turley]

No, they said that about Obama, man. All that's going to happen is that Trump supporters are going to and cry and moan for four years or maybe.

[J.D. Ryan]

Eight, no matter who wins. Are you going to get that?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, I don't know.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm not either because I don't at this point. I've done the one thing I can do.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know what?

[Michael Turley]

The president of these United States deserves a little respect. And I, I didn't call.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you see Obama's speech yesterday where they were just Lloyd. Looting him? I mean, they were, he was trying to speak and they were just screaming at him.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, that video was misleading. What happened was a guy stood up with a Trump sign in the middle of it and everybody started booing him and making noise. What he was saying was, don't boo him. Calm down. And people kept booing him and booing him and booing him. They said, don't do that. He said, don't stop booing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Vote.

[Michael Turley]

First of all.

[J.D. Ryan]

I watched the whole video.

[Michael Turley]

He said free speech in this country never happened. Second of all, this man's wearing a uniform like he probably has served our country. So we respect him for that. Third, he looks elderly, so we respect our elders. And fourth, don't boo. Vote.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, yeah, that's, that's the whole video.

[John Clay Wolf]

Which is Pretty right.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's why it went so long.

[Michael Turley]

Which is pretty right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because I just saw the cut. I'm like, holy hell.

[J.D. Ryan]

You watched the cut where they only stayed on Obama and didn't show what was going on in the audience. And you look at that, you're right. It looks like everybody's booing him. But no, they're booing the guy up in the stand.

[Bobbo]

He saw the cut where he thought Obama was flipping him off. Right from Drudge Report.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I didn't see that happen. I just thought the crowd had turned on him.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, in this case it was the, there was a Trump supporter with a big sign up there and that's going to happen. Just like when the guys go show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Up the cynicism, man, if Hillary wins, we're going to have to hear about this. It's just going to take over forever. I mean the, the status quo of this election in the oddity, in the constant barking. It'll just keep rolling. Yeah, if Hillary wins, it'll just keep rolling.

[Michael Turley]

It has for this last eight years. It's been going on.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it hasn't.

[J.D. Ryan]

No. No. Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Obama I think has been much. Oh, no, I don't think so at all.

[J.D. Ryan]

Not to, no, I think John's right. Not to the, not to the level you're about to see because we didn't see this.

[Bobbo]

They was it just till recently. They still thought, and I think some still think he's not from America.

[Michael Turley]

Live in small town Texas.

[J.D. Ryan]

Not. He's from Jamaica.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it still bad there?

[J.D. Ryan]

Bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really bad.

[Michael Turley]

Worse than Vernon.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

And you know how that was?

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-72348 800 radio. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars right here on this radio station. Or you can just go to givemethevin.com.

[Michael Turley]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the Wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up powered by GiveMeTheVin.com.

[Announcer]

Now back to the john clay wolf show. Call him toll free 1-800-800-rodio or log on to gowolf.com this is the john clay wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what happened in Chicago? I didn't follow.

[J.D. Ryan]

They're saying the party that took 108 years to plan had 5 million people, 5 million people show up to this thing.

[Bobbo]

Largest parade ever.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ever. Can you just.5 million people. Really?

[J.D. Ryan]

City officials, officials estimated the crowd at 5 million for the parade and rally. Far beyond victory celebrations in recent years for the White Sox or the Blackhawks.

[Bobbo]

Can you imagine even being around that many people.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just terrible.

[J.D. Ryan]

Just logistically. You can't find a bathroom. You can't find a beer.

[Bobbo]

Nothing.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, you can't get any. Where's your car? Forget it. You're hours away from going anywhere.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are all these Cubs fans going to do now? That. I mean, they were. They were sadist. They enjoy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Loved losing. That was their fame.

[Michael Turley]

They were masochists.

[John Clay Wolf]

They were. They were just dying.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. That was their. That was their call to fame, is we'll never win now. They won.

[John Clay Wolf]

They were eight years later, but they were emo.

[Michael Turley]

I bet a lot of them moved to Cleveland and back. The Browns.

[J.D. Ryan]

Now the Brown's gonna be. They're in town with the Cowboys this weekend.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right? Okay. Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Is it a home Dad?

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know anything about the Browns. Are they bad?

[John Clay Wolf]

The. The. The Cups fans loved being the loser. I mean, it was cool to be the loser.

[J.D. Ryan]

It was. But they made it cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is a perfect song. Turley. It's the Cure. Emo.

[Michael Turley]

They were emo, same as Red Sox fans a few years ago.

[Bobbo]

But they've gotten used to winning now, so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

And I think the Cubs are going to get used to winning, too, because that team's young and that's.

[Michael Turley]

What a program, dude. What a program he's built up there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Theo, why is everybody rooting for the Cubs when the Indians suck? Suck just as bad.

[Bobbo]

It's a longer tradition, a heavier level of suck.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

The Indians have been to the World.

[John Clay Wolf]

Series pretty bad as a. As a city. Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

But at least they got their own movie.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, they have rust on their helmets.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

In football. Yeah. Who has their own movie?

[Michael Turley]

The Cleveland Energy League.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. That was too bad that they didn't show Charlie any respect the other night.

[Michael Turley]

I know. I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

He showed up for a while, though.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did he even get to get out on the field or anything?

[Bobbo]

No, no, he was just in the stands. That was it.

[J.D. Ryan]

That was a mistake.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was a big mistake.

[Michael Turley]

I was really bummed about it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Could have been really cool. Cool moment.

[John Clay Wolf]

I watched that movie about three months. It was awesome. Just awesome.

[Michael Turley]

Willie May's Hayes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Willa Maze Hayes. Willie Maze Hayes. 800-800-7234 is the call at number 800, 800 radio. I know we're in Dallas, but understand Louisiana Planet Radio.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

The keg up in Arkansas. Icon in Rogers, Arkansas. Icon up in. Used to be the car up in Amarillo. The Bear listeners in Abilene. The Bear listeners in Wichita Falls. We like hearing from you guys too. Who are you gonna vote for? That'll get them storm up. That'll storm, firm up. I think it's a pretty easy answer around here lately because Texas was looking like it was leaning either way and now it's. Yeah, they're calling Trump, Trump, Trump.

[J.D. Ryan]

And they're calling. A lot of the. A lot of the blue states are leaning and. Or going according to cnn.

[John Clay Wolf]

Anyway, Pennsylvania is a big swinger.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yep, that one's in there. Florida's still undecided.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. What. What else do you have in the. Hey, I need some advice for you. You raised two boys. Yeah. You raised two boys. I have three boys. How do you get them to stop fighting?

[J.D. Ryan]

My boys never did that. Really? They were four years apart. How you're are yours closer? You also had that competitive thing going on, cuz you're into football and go get them and all that.

[John Clay Wolf]

We didn't really. How old are they?

[Bobbo]

What's the difference?

[John Clay Wolf]

10, 7 and 3.

[Bobbo]

So it's about the same as your sons? 4, 3 years bar for his.

[Michael Turley]

There's a 3 year old fight with a 10 year old than the 7 year old.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's not afraid to he hold his own. I'll bet he'd like to get in there and talk about it.

[Michael Turley]

The older ones, you could put the gloves on them and make them do it. Take them out back and go at it. Boys.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Clayton, you're a. A twin. Did you and your brother ever fight? Can you talk? Production room. Good. We can hear you. We can hear you.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, yeah, we fought all the time.

[John Clay Wolf]

You and your twin brother? Identical twin brother. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

No, we're fraternal, but we look a lot alike.

[John Clay Wolf]

We don't fight like fist fight.

[Bobbo]

Oh, we would. We would put the gloves on or.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wrestle, but did y' all ever, like, you know, when you start drinking high school and you're 18 and I mean, do you ever like, have a real fight?

[Bobbo]

No, not really. Just arguing, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mm. Well, how do I get these kids? Do I need to let him fight or do I, do I need to stop it?

[J.D. Ryan]

I think it's the adult.

[Bobbo]

I say let them fight.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let them work.

[Bobbo]

Let them work it out.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, they'll work it out.

[J.D. Ryan]

I say it's the adult. You have to say, this is not how we settle differences in our family.

[John Clay Wolf]

It just kills me when, like, they'll start screaming, I hate you, I hate you. I hate him. I hate him. Get rid of him. Send him away.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's when you sit him down and go, this is not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you have another family?

[J.D. Ryan]

Unless you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can we send him to an orphanage. Really? Oh, yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

This is not some heavy verbal sparring family. Love each other and we respect each other.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I don't. I hate him. I hate him. I hate him. My life was so much better before he came here. I hate him. And he'll fly across the room and smack him. Really? And then it's back on.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're the adult.

[John Clay Wolf]

But then they're all cool later.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, of course they are. It's just. It's temporary. It's kids.

[John Clay Wolf]

So do I just jump in there? I hate all y'. All.

[J.D. Ryan]

You don't do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[J.D. Ryan]

You make them hug each other or. That's why some somebody, one time, they made a shirt where the kids had to get in the same shirt together and walk around till they loved each other again.

[John Clay Wolf]

It doesn't bother me, but it bothers my wife to the extent that it's affecting me.

[J.D. Ryan]

Makes sense.

[John Clay Wolf]

So that I. You know, it's got everybody in a bad mood. And your sons, and they're cut like this because of you. I don't do it.

[Bobbo]

She's blaming you for it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Everything goes bad. It's your fault.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everything.

[Bobbo]

So they're fighting because of you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Like, yeah, brothers, man. We.

[Bobbo]

Me, my brother, we fought all the time.

[J.D. Ryan]

Your genes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you and your brother ever have a fight that you regret? A real one?

[Bobbo]

I have a scar that's on my back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that's bad.

[Bobbo]

From a fight? Because we were fighting in the bedroom, and somehow he. He was scrappy. He was smaller, but he just got me by surprise. Took me down to the corner of the bed and my back hit the corner. Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

But was it like a street fight? Like when you start bleeding? He was, like, cool. Good.

[Bobbo]

No, we were rolling around. My mom came in there, my dad.

[John Clay Wolf]

We.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, broke us up. I don't even remember we were fighting for. We were younger, too. Probably around the same age. 10, 11 years old at the time. Because after that, though, we were fine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right now it's not serious. It's just little kids. But I'm just worried. Like, my brother and I never had a real fight.

[J.D. Ryan]

You need to again.

[John Clay Wolf]

I. I think we're probably closer to a real fight now than we were then.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Well, you have some reasons.

[John Clay Wolf]

My brother put me.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, here we go.

[John Clay Wolf]

We got a. My grandma mother gives us a. She gave all of her kids, or her three children, big screen TV back in, like, 1985. Do you remember the huge boxes?

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

So my brother. My dad told my brother to take it to our office and dump it. So he was about 16 and he had a truck. He put the box in the back of his truck, and he told me to get in it in the box to weight it down. So we're going down 35 and 820 at 60 miles an hour. And I'm in tears, dude. I'm, like feeling this thing, trying to live.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So torture.

[J.D. Ryan]

Mean mental anguish, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm telling you.

[J.D. Ryan]

And he's jealous.

[John Clay Wolf]

What if I float out of the damn car on the highway?

[Bobbo]

That's what I think he was hoping.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wanting to kick his ass maybe. That's really what I'm thinking about.

[J.D. Ryan]

I think. So That's. That's all repressed from that then.

[John Clay Wolf]

I. I mean, all my whole life was my motorcycle, Right? And when my dad was playing the game to get me away from my mom, you know, who can buy him deal. Right. He got me a Honda Odyssey when I was in fourth grade.

[J.D. Ryan]

What?

[Michael Turley]

Nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

A dune buggy in fourth grade.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Badass, man. I bet. And I had a XR100 and a Honda Odyssey. And my brother had a XR100 too. So he has his friend come over and his friend gets in the Odyssey and he. My brother gets on my motorcycle for some reason and they crash them both and ruin them both. Bent the frame on the XR100, broke the axle on the Odyssey, and he's just like, screw you. Yeah. And he's ruined my life.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why did your parents let that happen? Well, that's where you need to stop now. You need to get in the middle of the kids and go. We. This is not how we settle issues.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

And show them the way.

[John Clay Wolf]

They want me so into horses.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, horses, horses. Roping horses, this and that. Finally, I got a horse. This was my horse. And they wanted me to start roping. I actually started caring about it just a little bit.

[J.D. Ryan]

The horse.

[John Clay Wolf]

The horse and roping.

[J.D. Ryan]

And don't tell me he did something.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's dead. I go into the damn stall and he's on his back like bachelor party. Four legs. Yeah. Trey took him out in the middle of the day and got him hot and put him up. He died.

[Bobbo]

So he didn't know how to take care of him.

[John Clay Wolf]

I guess not. Or you had a bad heart. It was my horse. Anyway, it wasn't really verse. We just called him here, my practice horse.

[Bobbo]

So it wore him out.

[J.D. Ryan]

That really sucks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow. Good Lord. I lived on A horse farm.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Finally. We'd have cults every year. Yeah. After Trey was gone, my dad was busy. There was a cult that was a year old. And I was like, I want this one. They were always wanting me to get into horses. I took this horse and I saddle broke him myself. He's like a year and a half.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I trained him myself. I mean, this was.

[J.D. Ryan]

Now there's a bomb.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like the stupid AMC movie, right? Where the kid. You know, the whole deal rushing and clean. I was in college and I'd come back on the weekends and ride this horse. It was all me. Nobody touched it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nobody cared.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

My dad sold him.

[J.D. Ryan]

Just one day. Not there anymore.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I had a jeep that I built.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Myself. Put a roll bar, lifted all this crap. I was the way I called my dad sold it. God.

[J.D. Ryan]

What was that about?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. But I'm still mad about it, I guess.

[Bobbo]

No, I guess so. Yeah. This went from your kids to you.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm ready to fight somebody.

[J.D. Ryan]

That was the deep down meaning in this whole thing. I should beat my brother up. That's what should happen.

[Michael Turley]

That's just how lucky you are to have us, John Clay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right? Y' all are my favorite.

[Caller]

And we're free.

[J.D. Ryan]

Therapy, man.

[Michael Turley]

Don't cry, man. 50 an hour gonna be all right.

[John Clay Wolf]

He sold my horse, dude.

[J.D. Ryan]

He killed one of them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, my brother killed one. My dad sold it. All they wanted me to do was be a cowboy. Dude, there were cowboys. I mean, they drugged me to all these stupid ass horse shows, cuttings, ropings. All my life. I finally cared when they left me alone and they sold my freaking horse.

[Michael Turley]

Don't get me weepy about it, dude. Cuz I'll cry, man. Cuz I'm emotionally on the edge, dude.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hear you tell you where.

[J.D. Ryan]

Listen, show is just deteriorated.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's just pissing me off.

[J.D. Ryan]

The more I'm thinking about maybe let this go practice.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have let it go.

[J.D. Ryan]

God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.

[John Clay Wolf]

One of my brother's got a horse that he cares about.

[Michael Turley]

Here we go.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, that didn't work.

[Bobbo]

Things we're thinking about revenge.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

And a shot suppression her just in case.

[John Clay Wolf]

What else have we got today? Are we out of town? Yeah, we got a couple times.

[J.D. Ryan]

We have a Madison, Wisconsin guy who was actually got arrested after throwing a beer bottle at the bartender who changed the music from Black Sabbath to Christmas music. In the bar. A guy. Yeah, it's already on the radio stations. They got the radio stations already cranked up. There's one in Dallas.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was on the B team in seventh grade.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, here we go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dad said he'd never come to another B team game again.

[Michael Turley]

Wow.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're not gonna. You're gonna drive. This is gonna drive you nuts.

[Michael Turley]

That's low.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no son of mine is gonna be on the B team.

[J.D. Ryan]

This is.

[Michael Turley]

How are you not a full stage alcoholic?

[Bobbo]

I know.

[J.D. Ryan]

This is the kind of stuff that comes on, ends up on Dateline, you know? And then he killed all his whole family.

[John Clay Wolf]

BT all he cared about was foot football. It's the only reason I played.

[Michael Turley]

I ain't got nothing.

[Bobbo]

Like trying to prove something to your dad.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah, son of a.

[Bobbo]

Just wanted approval. You want him to say you're. I'm proud of you, son.

[J.D. Ryan]

I've seen this with his brother's brother over at the house one day. His brother is clearly jealous of. I don't know what it was, but he was.

[John Clay Wolf]

My brother has notes on Facebook of my wife, like, where she's holding the baby. He said they're beautiful, like, because her shirt was kind of cut down low.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, he was being inappropriate that night. We were at your house.

[John Clay Wolf]

House. He's a weird dude. Yeah, he's a weird dude.

[J.D. Ryan]

That was odd. Well, anyway, everybody get out and vote. Have a wonderful election. By the time we talk to you next week, we'll have a new president.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh. World will be over, right?

[Michael Turley]

Turn your clock back, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh. Turn your clock back tonight before you go to bed. Go back one hour or two if you want to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or stay up and drink all night and think about how your parents abused you. See you next Saturday.

[J.D. Ryan]

We love you.

[Michael Turley]

Locker out.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm out. Back to the money. Time is money.

[Michael Turley]

Let's get it.

[John Clay Wolf]

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[Bobbo]

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[John Clay Wolf]

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