#73 John Clay Wolfe Show

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #73

Date: February 12, 2026
Podcast Theme: Unfiltered banter on cars, sports, politics, pop culture, personal stories, and plenty of comedic improvisation, plus live car-buying on air.

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Episode Overview

This episode of The John Clay Wolfe Show continues its tradition of irreverent, freewheeling conversations. The crew debates music formats, dives into post-election blues, shares wild stories from their personal lives, and, as always, fields live calls from listeners looking to sell their cars. The episode stands out with the much-anticipated "return" of regular Michael Turley after a political fallout, a mock press conference with "Tony Romo's dad," and musical rebellion against early Christmas music, all wrapped up in sharp wit and camaraderie.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. On-Air Dynamics: Turley’s Absence and Return

• Early Tension:
  • The first half of the episode is dominated by inside jokes and concern around Michael Turley’s recent absence—sparked by a heated post-election debate with John.
  • The crew speculates about Turley’s whereabouts, turning his sabbatical into a running gag, mixing true concern with affectionate ribbing.
• Turley’s Return (1:42:05):
  • Turley explains he needed space after the election results, taking a solitary road trip to Washington, D.C. for reflection ("Just go take your hippie ass cross country" – John Clay Wolfe, 1:42:36).
  • An emotional, slightly tongue-in-cheek segment about political identity, protester hygiene, and Turley’s newfound libertarianism.
• Notable Quote:

  “Don’t take sides. Just be who you are.” – Michael Turley, describing his revelation at the Lincoln Memorial (1:44:04).

2. Trash Disco Rebellion

• Theme:
  • Out of protest against stations switching too early to Christmas music, John declares the day “All Trash Disco Saturday,” playing 70s disco and soft-rock instead.
  • Lighthearted debate about “bro-country” vs. “real music,” complete with parodies of modern country hits.
• Notable Moment:

  "Screw all that. We're just going trash disco." – John Clay Wolfe (0:05:24)

3. Dealer Talk and Live Car Buying

• Live Appraisals:
  • Throughout the episode, callers pitch their vehicles; John and crew quickly estimate prices, ask about condition/equipment, and direct folks to GiveMeTheVIN.com.
  • Standouts include calls about aging Dodge Rams, Camaros, Mustangs, and classic Impalas.
• Anecdotes:
  • Discussion of losing money on classic cars, the perils of buying unseen via internet photos, and the mythology of Dodge’s durability.
• Notable Quote:

  “I’ve been doing this 20 years. I know what I’m doing. I’m the largest wholesaler in all of Texas.” – John Clay Wolfe (various, e.g., 1:54:20)

4. Satire & Skit Segments

• Tony Romo’s Dad Press Conference (1:19:34):

  • A running parody where Bob Floyd (as “Romero Romo”) reveals absurd “medical” reasons for Romo’s NFL troubles, including a seven-year-old chlamydia diagnosis attributed to Jessica Simpson.
  • The segment is packed with fake Spanish, “press” questions, and escalating lunacy.

• Notable Quote:

  “They find he have ... a severe infestation of chlamydia for seven years... all thanks to that little bestie of Malvara, the evil and very sexy Jessica Simpson.” – Romero Romo (1:81:12)

• Introduction of ‘Two Dogs’ (2:53:28):

  • New character “Two Dogs,” an Oklahoma Comanche stereotype, shares nonsensical wisdom, discusses basketball, blackjack, and peyote, and explains his animal-derived tribal name.
  • The bit is executed in classic John Clay Wolfe Show style: absurd, self-aware, and loving the deadpan delivery.

• Notable Moment:

  “I once had a hamster... He ate my bag of weed and was no more.” – Two Dogs (2:156:12)

5. Sports and Pop Culture

• Cowboys & Romo:
  • Ribbing about Tony Romo, the Dak Prescott transition, and backup quarterbacks’ supposed heritage in light of Trump’s border wall talk.
• Johnny Manziel Bit (1:36:09):
  • Bob Floyd impersonates Manziel’s imagined post-NFL escapades on campus—mixing football, theology, and weed.
• Chicago & Concert Stories (1:71:53):
  • Venting about not getting tickets, the merits of current vs. original band lineups, and the etiquette of concert audience participation (i.e., “booing Chicago at Starplex”).

6. Politics & Cultural Commentary

• Election Aftermath:
  • Jokes and jabs about Trump’s win, Democratic disillusionment, and marijuana legalization in multiple states.
• Comedic Caricatures:
  • Rush Limbaugh impression dispenses right-wing advice (“Brush your teeth up and down, never sideways... mix a little Listerine with orange juice for politics.” – 1:45:13).
• Viral Stories:
  • Discussion of viral video involving a Trump-supporter at Starbucks and the meaning behind the “Anti-Christmas Music” protest.

7. Personal Anecdotes and Inside Jokes

• The 'Stinky Finger' Party Story:
  • John reminds Bob of a notorious high school incident involving a mother, some suspects, and finger-sniffing "investigation"—unexpectedly connecting to a woman Bob is now chatting with online.
• Staff Phone-Tag Stories:
  • John admits to labeling new contacts by descriptors (“black guy from Texarkana”), launching a tangent about naming, memories, and whether that’s “racist or just descriptive.”
• JD Ryan’s Inheritance:
  • JD reveals his surprise windfall from a friend's will, prompting a brief, honest reflection amidst the usual banter.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments (with timestamps)

• “I’m sorry, Turley. I’m sorry for yelling at you for being a Democrat.” – John Clay Wolfe (0:05:49)
• “Just go take your hippie ass cross country.” – John Clay Wolfe to Turley (1:42:36)
• “Don’t take sides. Just be who you are.” – Michael Turley, epiphany at the Lincoln Memorial (1:44:04)
• “When Trump builds the wall between Texas and Mexico… we won’t have any backup quarterback.” – John Clay Wolfe (0:09:58)
• “With Tony’s little tailbone fracture… the team doctors submit him to a comprehensive analysis.” – Romero Romo (1:80:30)
• Montage of parody sports “press” questions about chlamydia, Jessica Simpson, and Romo’s legacy (1:81:12 – 1:86:18)
• “You cannot think so. Do you think his concussions were not real? It was really chlamydia taking over.” – John Clay Wolfe (2:129:44)
• “I once had a hamster... He ate my bag of weed and was no more. He was stoned to death. Literally.” – Two Dogs (2:156:12)
• “Go Thunder? I don’t dislike the Thunder, but I hate how they disrespect the great God Thunder. This should not be named for a basketball team from Oklahoma.” – Two Dogs (2:155:01)
• “You know, most Native Americans are a laugh riot.” – Bob Floyd (2:159:03)
• “Keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching for the stars.” – Casey, closing out the Thanksgiving “Top 10” segment (1:108:57)

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Segment Timestamps for Key Topics

• Turley’s Absence and Political Fallout:
  • 0:02:15 – 0:06:55, 1:42:05 – 1:45:55
• “Trash Disco” Music Format & Christmas Pushback:
  • 0:09:09 – 0:14:13, 1:58:24 – 2:08:16
• Tony Romo's Dad Press Conference:
  • 1:79:20 – 1:86:24
• Johnny Manziel Sketch:
  • 1:36:09 – 1:37:15
• Live Car Calls & Appraisals:
  • Recurring throughout: e.g., 0:11:05, 1:16:20, 2:30:31...
• ‘Stinky Finger Party’ Story:
  • 0:22:46 – 0:24:38
• Two Dogs’ Introduction:
  • 2:53:28 – 2:159:11
• Thanksgiving Top 10 List:
  • 1:107:16 – 1:108:57

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Tone and Language

The show’s tone is loose, brash, self-deprecating, and frequently satirical. The crew isn’t afraid to cross standard radio boundaries for the sake of a laugh, but there is a constant undertow of genuine camaraderie. They weave between real-life business, irreverent humor, and exaggerated characters, often blurring the lines between reality and on-air persona.

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In Summary

Episode #73 is a quintessential entry in The John Clay Wolfe Show canon: a high-energy, joke-filled ride through car trading, cultural absurdities, sports heartbreak and celebration, rounded out by personal drama among the hosts. The show’s ability to riff for minutes on the smallest spark—be it a missing co-host, failed love affair, or a classic car gone bad—remains the key to its enduring appeal.

For fans of spontaneous radio, gasoline-fueled anecdotes, and off-the-cuff satire, this episode delivers in spades.

Transcript

[John Clay Wolfe]

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[Michael Turley]

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[John Clay Wolfe]

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[JD Ryan]

Oh, that's just not true.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, that's the flag.

[JD Ryan]

We listen to the flag. There is a station called outq. Have you heard that? No, it's called outq. It's all gay radio. It's funny to listen to.

[Bob Floyd]

What is all gay radio?

[JD Ryan]

It's gay guys and gay women.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Good morning, Bob.

[JD Ryan]

Good morning, Bob.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, that's the question that everyone's dying to know. What is gay radio?

[JD Ryan]

I'm flipping through. There's Oprah has a channel. Doctors have a channel. There's an old time radio channel, which I love. But what is out cue gay women, men and women talking about gay issues, talking about what's going on in their world.

[John Clay Wolfe]

What is going on?

[Bob Floyd]

Well, let's see.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Honestly, don't listen to it.

[JD Ryan]

So I don't know. I flipped it on one time and there were two very gay sounding gentlemen discussing I don't know, something. I didn't listen very well.

[John Clay Wolfe]

What's going on in their world? Just make something up. Lie to me, baby.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, man, there's so many things, but y' all gonna have to hit the delay on them.

[Bob Floyd]

I just hate what they're doing with American Horror Story this season. Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolfe]

He sounds like a gay redneck.

[JD Ryan]

Craziness. It's just craziness. Hi, I'm Bob. And I'm Chad.

[John Clay Wolfe]

What is a gay redneck sound like?

[JD Ryan]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You live in the country, Bob. Do you have any gay male. Cause they're different out there.

[JD Ryan]

Not.

[Bob Floyd]

Not where I live.

[John Clay Wolfe]

There's none that you know of.

[Bob Floyd]

Well, you have to separate the stairs.

[JD Ryan]

No.

[Bob Floyd]

From the rest of the herd.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Because they get very jealous.

[Bob Floyd]

Oh, and you have to keep a donkey in the field with them or they get.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Or the coyotes will get them. 800-800-7234. 800-7234. 800, 800 radio. Well, no, I have not heard from Turley this week.

[JD Ryan]

One, I wanted. What is the deal, you guys? In a whole week you guys can't.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Get together and he's still butt hurt over the damn Trump deal.

[Bob Floyd]

No, but you guys got to. Got to fighting you guys about that last week and you had to just.

[JD Ryan]

Get past the election and it's over. I know it's over, but you brought it up last week. He got mad. You basically said, go home.

[John Clay Wolfe]

He sent our office manager a text saying, I'm taking my week's vacation.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, well, there you.

[Bob Floyd]

Oh, okay.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I haven't seen him.

[JD Ryan]

You haven't seen him since.

[Bob Floyd]

So he's probably up in Chicago.

[JD Ryan]

He does the Chicago trips.

[John Clay Wolfe]

He loves.

[Bob Floyd]

He loves it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Well, you know. Have you ever seen. What's that movie? Ferris Bueller. What's that movie?

[JD Ryan]

What's that movie?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, oh, oh, with the. With the Two Cowboys that Travel.

[Bob Floyd]

Cowboy Way. No, Blues Brothers.

[John Clay Wolfe]

No, the Two Cowboys that Travel.

[Bob Floyd]

Oh, the Brokeback.

[John Clay Wolfe]

He might be on another one because Turley just disappears and he goes on these trips to Chicago.

[Bob Floyd]

Broke back in Yonkers.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Broke back baseball. He's always going to the Cubs games.

[JD Ryan]

They're Cubbies. Well, hopefully he'll come back and.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Well, honey, we've got to go on that man's weekend.

[Bob Floyd]

Hey, we got a special up on the third deck. Michael Turley from Texas is with us to watch the great Cubs. Cubs win. Cubs win.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Hey, J.D.

[JD Ryan]

Good morning.

[Bob Floyd]

Just while you're here, who's your favorite Cubby?

[JD Ryan]

Well, I don't really have one. Harry, how about you?

[Bob Floyd]

Mine's Fat Finger Rodriguez.

[JD Ryan]

Fat Finger Rodriguez. What's he do? Man, he's a joy.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, he's a joy.

[JD Ryan]

You gonna still sing in the seventh inning stretch?

[Bob Floyd]

He can really put down those hot dogs.

[JD Ryan]

Are you drunk right now?

[Bob Floyd]

Well, it is a second inning.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

There we go. I had an idea. With all these stations flipping to Christmas music.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, jeez.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I think we should go all trash disco just.

[JD Ryan]

Just to rebel.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yes, just to rebel. Just because, I mean, you know, it's not even Thanksgiving. I know.

[JD Ryan]

The road, it's. The weather outside is frightful. Shut up.

[John Clay Wolfe]

So we're just going straight Saturday Night Fever here today on the JC Dub Show.

[JD Ryan]

Perfect. I love it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I think the country stations will really appreciate.

[JD Ryan]

I was 60 back in the 80s.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You know, we've got two stations and we've got three state. Three cities adding on next week.

[JD Ryan]

Really? Where?

[John Clay Wolfe]

New Orleans. New Orleans, yeah. And Shreveport, Bossier. And they're all country stations, but they're not like cool country stations. They're like, bro country station.

[JD Ryan]

Bro country.

[John Clay Wolfe]

So, I mean, they're gonna get a lot.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

If we're gonna bag on that, we need to do that today. Today.

[Bob Floyd]

Put my girl in my pickup truck Eat some snuff, Find my dog.

[JD Ryan]

Gotta have get a snuff.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Suppository.

[JD Ryan]

It's a drinking game. If as soon as they tailgates, shorts, beer by the lake. Those are four things in the first 20 seconds of every one of those songs. Hot girl, shorts, beer, tailgate, lake.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Screw all that. We're just going trash disco.

[JD Ryan]

Back when music was good, Back when.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Music was music.

[Bob Floyd]

When we go trash disco, really, we're just being ourselves.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Isn't that right? That's about right.

[Bob Floyd]

I mean.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, well, I miss Michael already. Oh, God, I hope you guys, whatever the problem is, you get over.

[Bob Floyd]

That's what I was gonna say. And you're gonna at me, man, but that's. You know, half the ideas come from Turley.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Michael, if you're out there listening, which I think you are, he normally does just come in the office. I'm sorry, Turley. I'm sorry for yelling at you for being a Democrat. I'm sorry. He's gone. Holland Oaks.

[JD Ryan]

He's gone.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Charlie, I know you're out there somewhere listening on a. On a stream in your car somewhere. And you've probably been up all night drinking. You might be crying while you're listening to this. Because we. We miss you, Turley. We do. Just come back. This guy that's running the boards, we don't like him, maybe come back and he's ugly. And I took the mic off the pot and disconnected it so he didn't even think he could talk. So he wasn't even. So he wasn't even. That was rude. What.

[JD Ryan]

What mean?

[John Clay Wolfe]

No comparison. I just didn't even want the guy to even be under the notion that he was allowed to get on air.

[Caller]

Right? Right.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Turley, I've got your microphone right here. I'm sitting on it, keeping it warm for you.

[JD Ryan]

We miss you.

[John Clay Wolfe]

M. Come back. Come back. 800-807-234. Yeah. Trump's the president. Yeah, but I didn't do it, man.

[JD Ryan]

I'm already tired of it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Don't be mad at me, cuz. Trump won. I told you he was going to win 18 months ago. I know, and you laughed at me.

[JD Ryan]

We all did.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And I told you you're an idiot. And. And you're not. You were just wrong.

[JD Ryan]

He was hopeful. How about that?

[John Clay Wolfe]

A lot of people were.

[JD Ryan]

A lot of people were very hopeful.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Turley, you were. You were like the rest of them, man. Don't feel bad.

[Bob Floyd]

I gotta tell you, this level of emotion, John, I'm getting a feeling this kind of sentimental radio, this is where those Marconis come from. This is. This is how you pick up your. Your first Marconi.

[Caller]

This is it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You know, the weekend Marconi.

[JD Ryan]

The weekend Marconi.

[Bob Floyd]

If he calls and he's in jail in Chicago, people are gonna cry.

[JD Ryan]

Gotta be good.

[Bob Floyd]

Our audience members are gonna weep openly like children.

[John Clay Wolfe]

So what were you saying about you and Turley? Y' all write stuff together.

[Bob Floyd]

Yeah. All the. Half the good ideas come from they.

[JD Ryan]

Both get here at five in the.

[Bob Floyd]

Morning and start writing the thing about Ramiro Romo.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah.

[Bob Floyd]

I'd have never known this.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Tony Romo's dad is having a press conference here this morning at 10:05. By the way, it's the extension of Tony's press conference last Wednesday.

[JD Ryan]

Should I just tell Casey to go home?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Well, Casey's just gonna have to wait for a minute.

[JD Ryan]

That's the top 10.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Well, Casey's gonna have to wait for a minute. Now, you don't get mad and go find Turley.

[JD Ryan]

All right, Fine.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Robert, Tony Romo's dad is going to be on the show at 10.

[JD Ryan]

10 oh, five.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, five with his presser.

[JD Ryan]

I got you got to give it to Tony Romo for his press thing this week. It was really good. It was awesome. Anything.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Don't you think we can change the words Turley come back.

[JD Ryan]

Turn to come back.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, I thought Michael come back.

[JD Ryan]

She was Michael.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, I. I thought it was good. I mean, it's obvious. It's fine.

[JD Ryan]

I think it was very heartfelt. I don't if I don't think that was read written for him. It just too. It was too honest.

[Bob Floyd]

He seemed really sincere.

[John Clay Wolfe]

He did.

[Bob Floyd]

And it was pretty wise stuff that the talk about, you know, sports is really the fellow across the table from you and the fellow inside you, you know, and when you get to where.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You was in that close, when you.

[Bob Floyd]

Saw that when you've defeated that fellow inside you, the guy across the table really doesn't matter anymore.

[JD Ryan]

It was really some deep stuff. I know he's never gotten shown that side of it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Well, at least he knows how we felt when he throw those ints right before we go to the playoffs for the last 20 years.

[Caller]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Because that's the fella inside me and the fella across the table both died.

[JD Ryan]

Kick a man when he's.

[Bob Floyd]

I don't know. He's not dead to me.

[John Clay Wolfe]

No, he's not dead. We. I died. A part of me died when we. You know, one third of the NFL teams go to the playoffs every year.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Roughly.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah. In the Cowboys in the past 20, how many times have they been Twice. Something stupid like that. It's not like one person gets picked out of you know, I mean, yeah, we're. It was time for him to retire. I'm glad he retired. I didn't realize he was going to go all the way and retire, but.

[Bob Floyd]

Since he did, I don't think he's retired.

[JD Ryan]

I think he's retired. He's just. He just said he's going to be the backup.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, well, that's right.

[Bob Floyd]

Said he's happy to be the backup.

[JD Ryan]

Happy to be the backup.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You know what the problem is? When Trump builds the wall between Texas and Mexico, here we go. We're not going to have any backup quarterback.

[Caller]

Stop it.

[Bob Floyd]

Stop it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

So you.

[JD Ryan]

So you're saying backup quarterbacks are illegal and come, come, come. Across the board.

[John Clay Wolfe]

No, both of our backup quarterbacks are Mexican.

[JD Ryan]

Okay, yeah.

[Bob Floyd]

Oh, yeah, I forgot that.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Took you a minute.

[JD Ryan]

I took me a minute. How to get that. Tony Romos, Mexican. I totally forgot that.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And.

[Bob Floyd]

And his dad will be Mark Sanchez.

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolfe]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is John Clay Wolf, and I buy cars right here on this station. Good morning, Oklahoma City. Good morning, Dallas. Fort Worth. Good morning, Houston and surrounding Gulf coast. Texas. Louisiana. Who else? Pennsylvania. Good morning, Allentown, New Jersey. Y' all don't want to talk about the Cowboys up there? Put them on hold. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Al, good morning.

[Caller]

What you got, 07? Excuse me. Volkswagen comfortable.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Al, have you been drinking? You sound. You sound tongue tied.

[JD Ryan]

Start again.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Let's start over.

[Caller]

Yes, 07 patron. Good old patron, buddy.

[John Clay Wolfe]

07 VW bug convertible. Yes.

[Caller]

79,000 miles on it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Is it a diesel or gas? Gas, sir. Those things suck. And I'll tell you why they won't.

[Caller]

You're not a big fan of them.

[John Clay Wolfe]

They won't stay running. They just won't stay running.

[JD Ryan]

That would be an issue with a car.

[Caller]

Are.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Are the window motors broken? Is the top broken? Is anything broken? Does not.

[Caller]

It's. It's average, like I said, you know.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Where are you calling from? What city?

[Caller]

Little Elm.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Little Elm.

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay.

[Caller]

Right. Next. Frisco.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I got you. I think it's a three grander. 2500. 2500 to three grander. Go to, give me the. Yeah. Go to. Give me the.

[Caller]

Bring Turley back. Thank you. Come back, baby.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Come back. Bring. You heard it. Totally. They miss you. Go to givemetheven.com and load your picture. I mean, our little Democrat. I mean, it's fun.

[JD Ryan]

When you're picking on good balance, you gotta have a balance in a room.

[John Clay Wolfe]

But then now I kind of feel like a bullet.

[JD Ryan]

You should are.

[John Clay Wolfe]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. It's. It's sad Slow trash Disco Saturday.

[Bob Floyd]

Yeah, I love that old late 70s love disco, man. Yeah, yeah. England, Dan Paul Davis, Donna Summer on the radio.

[JD Ryan]

Remember that?

[Bob Floyd]

Oh, yeah, yeah. It's my last day, bro. Man. Okay.

[John Clay Wolfe]

800-800-723-4. Go. Just go to givemetheven.com Speaking of.

[JD Ryan]

What? It's been a big week.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Speaking of. Oh, here we go. We're going soft rock. Yeah, I thought that station's launching after the new station's launching after New Year's. I guess it's launching right here. Right here on this station all over the country.

[JD Ryan]

Soft rock.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Soft rock. The bridge. Because it's, because it's, it's, it's, it's how much you feel, man. We're just. This is a real feely show. Yeah, it's a feely show this morning.

[JD Ryan]

The Marconi award winning show, as Pablo said.

[Bob Floyd]

Now we're going to play some ambrosia, get you in your 5 o' clock drive home.

[JD Ryan]

Very nice.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I see that the breathalyzer that we put on your microphone started working.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

So that's good. That's really.

[Bob Floyd]

What's that about? One of these days that's going to be a problem.

[JD Ryan]

It looks like a little VU meter that just kind of bounces every time he talks.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Well, we just, you know, he was, we were, he was getting out. Maybe he was getting out of the bounds a little bit. So we installed a breathalyzer.

[Bob Floyd]

It's okay today, but you know how my mood goes, man. At the end of October now with, with the rest of the planet. I'm late, you know, late, climate change and all. But I'm gonna get really, really sad, man. Here, man. A couple weeks and it's gonna last till March and then this thing is gonna.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. Go off the chart.

[Bob Floyd]

Pike in.

[JD Ryan]

I didn't know they had those. I got that at Brookstone.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Peaking 800, put them on hold. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. I'm a beaker real quick mark out of Houston. A14, 335M. It's a M. Sport.

[Caller]

Yep.

[Bob Floyd]

Four door.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Two door.

[Caller]

It's four door.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Automatic or stick?

[Caller]

Automatic.

[John Clay Wolfe]

This one is. I'm having to look it up in my. I haven't warmed up my computer yet. You know how that goes. What color?

[Caller]

It's. They call it anthracite.

[JD Ryan]

What?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah. What's that in English?

[Caller]

Dark. Dark. Dark black. Not dark black. It's like dark gray.

[John Clay Wolfe]

A 14 3.35M Sport. So it's got the wheels. It's got. Does it have m insignia behind the instruments?

[Caller]

It does. No, not by the instruments, but it does on the steering wheel and on the. Like the door frames.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Right.

[Caller]

Do you have any R35? I let me.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I'm gonna put you on hold. I'm gonna work on this. We got a heart out right now to go to break. My name is John Clay Wolfe. I buy cars on the radio. 800. 800 radio or givemethevin.com.

[Bob Floyd]

You know it just ain't Saturday without the wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Claywolf show coming up. Powered by GiveMeTheVin.com Satisfied?

[Caller]

Come on, let us give our mind around.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Glad that's over. No more election. Here comes Christmas. Want to sell your car? Go to givemethe vi N. Givemethe vin dot com. I'm the best car buyer and I do it all online. Don't let other people steal your car. We'll buy it for the top wholesale money right now. And we pick up. If I don't beat a carmax deal, I owe you $100. How's that for validation?

[Bob Floyd]

Tell us your car.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Give me the bin dot com.

[Bob Floyd]

So easy you can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. 800. 800 radio. Otis, good morning. You're on the air. Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Kima, Texas.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Kima. The boardwalk.

[Caller]

That's right.

[John Clay Wolfe]

15F150 SuperCrew. Is it a Lariat, a King Ranch Platinum or XLT?

[Caller]

It's the XLT.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay. Is it a two wheel drive or four?

[Caller]

Four wheel drive, sport.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Alrighty. How many miles?

[Caller]

47,230.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And it has nav. And it's a sport.

[Caller]

Correct? Correct.

[John Clay Wolfe]

It's the new body style, but it's cloth.

[Caller]

That's correct. The aluminum? That's right.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Two wheel drive. Which engine?

[Caller]

It's the Big Ego 3.5 I think. Eco.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Eco. Put me down for 25. 26 grand. 25, 26 on the come. Go to give me the vin.com and load it up. Let's verify. Okay. Brendan, 11 Expedition with 80. Is it leather? Cloth?

[Caller]

Leather.

[John Clay Wolfe]

80. 11 long or short?

[Caller]

It's the short one.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Does it have power running boards?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Then I like it. Does does 15 grand buy it?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Does 18 grand buy it?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolfe]

What buys it?

[Caller]

22.

[John Clay Wolfe]

What's your payoff.

[Caller]

25.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, I can't get there, man. I understand you're flipped. I'm sorry. The miles are too high. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Name's John Clay Wolf. Name of the company's gimmetheven.com. be right back.

[Bob Floyd]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the Wolf man on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by givemethevin.com.

[Caller]

I'Ll tell you what's more.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Before I get off the floor, don't bring me down. Glad that's over. No more election. Here comes Christmas. Want to sell your car? Go to give me the vi n. Givemethe vin.com. i'm the best car buyer and I do it all online. Don't let other people steal your car. We'll buy it for the top wholesale money right now. And we pick up. If I don't beat a CarMax deal, I owe you a hundred dollars. How's that for validation?

[Bob Floyd]

Sell us your car. Easy. You can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show. One listener just put on our Facebook page that she saw Turley on TV in Austin in a protest deal.

[Michael Turley]

Really?

[John Clay Wolfe]

So that's where she thinks he's been.

[JD Ryan]

So I don't think Michael would do that.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You don't think he'd do well?

[JD Ryan]

No, I believe. I don't believe he'd go spend his time at a protest. His time is a little more valuable than that.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I don't know. This lady is a listener, longtime listener. She just wrote it right here.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[Bob Floyd]

That bad scene you gave him last week, John, you may have radicalized him.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Good morning. It's a rebellion against Christmas music. Saturday morning, it's a trash disco. Saturday morning, it's now an angry Casey in the Sunshine Band. I saw them. I was at a private party about 10 years ago and they were playing.

[JD Ryan]

They still. They're still touring. They're still great.

[John Clay Wolfe]

He's great.

[JD Ryan]

He is.

[John Clay Wolfe]

He's great fun. 800, 800 radio. We are buying a lot of cars. This is the season, right? So I'm digging in my heels right now, being more aggressive. The up season. My business is good from now until June or August.

[JD Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

I would think it would slow down in December because people are doing other stuff with their money.

[John Clay Wolfe]

No, no, no, no, no. Right now until it gets hot now till 100 degrees and then it sucks. Until now, when I say sucks bad, I mean golf ball through a garden hose.

[JD Ryan]

I just think it'd be, I mean.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Chrome off the rear bumper of a Chevy Blazer.

[JD Ryan]

So is it like it sucks when school gets out? Then it drops off because people are doing vacation.

[John Clay Wolfe]

100 degrees.

[JD Ryan]

100 degrees.

[John Clay Wolfe]

That's the moment, the real hundred.

[JD Ryan]

Nobody wants to go outside.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And it sucks. Until now. And it really starts sucking when big tech starts talking.

[JD Ryan]

That's October. Wait a minute.

[Bob Floyd]

So.

[JD Ryan]

So it's bad in October, but it's good in November?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yes.

[JD Ryan]

So we just suddenly.

[John Clay Wolfe]

It's not good yet, but you start buying. It's coming. You start buying now because the price is the market.

[JD Ryan]

Speaking of buying. Oh, I want to buy that Camaro. That convertible Camaro you have in the parking lot. It's yours? I guess. It's on the parking lot. It's got a dealer tag on it.

[Caller]

Oh.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, that's. How much is that your new car?

[JD Ryan]

Borrowed. Oh, it's your car?

[Bob Floyd]

20. 26.

[JD Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, he's. He was gonna mark it up.

[Bob Floyd]

Well, 27 to you.

[JD Ryan]

27 to me. Is it really hot?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Bought him a brand new car. He's not just famous now. He's rich too. Serious and good looking.

[Bob Floyd]

Well, not quite rich.

[JD Ryan]

You gotta be driving with the top down.

[Bob Floyd]

I'm frugal. I'm very responsible. Very responsible.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Hey, how about the gown that I went to high school with that you are chatting with online?

[Bob Floyd]

She's a really. She's a really nice chick.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You know what happened?

[JD Ryan]

I had a horrible week.

[Bob Floyd]

Okay. You know I hit a deer.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah.

[Bob Floyd]

You got a new car a week ago Thursday. Totaled my little Malibu olive.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And that thing was totaled anyway.

[Bob Floyd]

I know, I know. It wasn't worth it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

If you'd have called in and described it right, we'd offer you $20, but it's a chore.

[Bob Floyd]

Usually when you're buying a car, you got time to shop a couple places and look, I suddenly needed a car. I mean, I total my car on Thursday night. I'm, you know, begging for rides for a day or two. So I had to get a car. Well, I went and got a car in one day. Very good folks at Herb Easley Motors in Wichita Falls.

[John Clay Wolfe]

One day. All right, Bob.

[Bob Floyd]

No, but I walked in at 3 and drove away at 5 in a beautiful new 2000. Well, almost new. 2015 Camaro, soft top convertible.

[John Clay Wolfe]

That bump is beautiful. Stop.

[Bob Floyd]

Candy mama Red, stop.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I asked you about the girl. I don't give a damn about Herb Easley Motors, okay? She's a.

[Bob Floyd]

She's a nice girl.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You know what happened? Here's what I want to tell you. I was trying to speak.

[JD Ryan]

Here we go.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Don't make me Turley you.

[Bob Floyd]

I thought you asked me.

[JD Ryan]

All right, here we go.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You can find his ass drinking out of a brown paper bag behind some donut shop.

[JD Ryan]

It's gonna be me and John and the Roman Bits are gonna suck.

[John Clay Wolfe]

So the girl. The girl that you're chatting up with.

[Bob Floyd]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Online.

[Bob Floyd]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I went to high school with her. And do you remember. So random jd.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, it is a little random.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Do you remand them? Remember the whole stinky finger party thing? Yeah. The story two weeks ago.

[JD Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Do you realize that the mother that lined us up and smelled all of our hands to see who was the perpetrator was her mother? Right.

[Bob Floyd]

And it wasn't because of this girl. It was because of a different girl.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Did you ask her about it?

[Bob Floyd]

I don't want you talking about my girl like that.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Did you ask her about it?

[Bob Floyd]

No.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay. Cuz you. It's just so ironic.

[Bob Floyd]

I'm much more intelligent than that.

[JD Ryan]

What a random thing to happen.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I was telling this story and I couldn't even tell it cuz it's so bad.

[JD Ryan]

Bad.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And then Bobo starts talking to her via Facebook and asking me, hey, do you know so? And so I'm like, yeah. Do you realize that story where a woman be gentle was argu. A girl was claiming that she's so drunk that someone fondled her incorrectly at a high school party. The mom lines all the guys up and has them hold their hands out and walks through and sniffs everybody's fingers.

[JD Ryan]

Oh my lord. She bust anybody?

[John Clay Wolfe]

So I tell you this. I know the girl. Oh yeah, And Gojo wouldn't knock that stuff off.

[Bob Floyd]

Now this isn't.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I fooled with her before that this isn't Gojo Citrus in the clean.

[Bob Floyd]

Not the girl that I'm talking to. This party happens at her house.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You hold your hands up, you just take a bullet in the head. Like Kenny on South Park. They killed Kenny. I'm sorry, Bob.

[JD Ryan]

What?

[Bob Floyd]

This is not the girl that I'm talking to.

[John Clay Wolfe]

It's her mom.

[Bob Floyd]

Right. Well, the. The party happened at her house, so. Her mom. How do you know all this went all enforcement? Well, you told me.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I thought you said you didn't talk to her about.

[Bob Floyd]

You told me, but we came in last week and Turley had written on the board. I was just talking.

[John Clay Wolfe]

What did it say on the board?

[Bob Floyd]

I said, charlie, please don't put it on the board because John's going to bring it up. Stinky finger party. Because John's gonna talk and you didn't want to talk about it at all.

[John Clay Wolfe]

We gotta go. We gotta go. We're out of time again.

[Bob Floyd]

Why?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Because the damn program director. They're haters, Bob. They're haters. They're haters. Just like the Dave Chappelle hater, the pds. They're haters.

[Bob Floyd]

I don't care.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Boy, you suck so bad you can't even get out of bed.

[Bob Floyd]

Getting my Camaro driving around the world.

[John Clay Wolfe]

My name is John Clay Wolf of By Cars on the radio. Give me the vin.com.

[Bob Floyd]

Be right back. You know, it just ain't Saturday without the Wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolfe]

People say it's too good to be true. How do you buy cars from a website like GitHub? Give me the vin.com without looking at it. Well, I've been doing this 20 years. I know what I'm doing. I'm the largest wholesaler in all of Texas. Givemetheven.com if we don't beat your CarMax offer, we'll pay you a hundred dollars. How about that?

[Bob Floyd]

Tell us your car. Give me the vin.com. so easy you can do it and.

[Caller]

You'Re out of nowhere.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call them toll free, 1-800-800-RA video or log on to GoWolf.com. this is the John Clay Wolf Show. This new producer really took me seriously when I said we're going all trash disco.

[JD Ryan]

He doesn't want to get fired either.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I guess he just took the Saturday Night Fever LP and let it rip on 33 speed.

[JD Ryan]

Well, you only got about 12 more minutes to worry about it because Charlie just texted me. He's on his way in.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Is he?

[JD Ryan]

Yes, he is. Now you be nice when he gets here.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Of course I'll be nice.

[JD Ryan]

You'd be on your best behavior.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I can't wait to hear his road.

[JD Ryan]

Dog stories where he was and what he did.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Because I. I asked his wife and she hadn't talked to him.

[JD Ryan]

Talk to you?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah. No, she talked to me. She said she didn't talk to him. She said Michael is left. He went. He. He took a. What'd she say?

[JD Ryan]

Sabbatical.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Kind of. Kind of like Dave Chappelle when he got rich.

[Bob Floyd]

He just left Africa Pilgrimage.

[John Clay Wolfe]

She said Mike just kind of went off and she's not talking to him for a week.

[JD Ryan]

He needed that. Good for him.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Good. I wonder if it's that like. It's just like a cleanse. A democratic cleansing thing after the election maybe.

[Bob Floyd]

So what would that be like?

[John Clay Wolfe]

It's like an Indians fan, Ranger fan. Remember how it felt to be a Ranger fan four years ago when we lost? When Pudge blew it for us?

[JD Ryan]

We'll know in 12 minutes.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah. Okay, good. This is on the way in 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[Bob Floyd]

Oh, man. But then it's all gonna be all that Chris Cornell.

[John Clay Wolfe]

What the hell are you talking about?

[Bob Floyd]

Nothing but Foo Fighters and sound gardening.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, when he gets here, he's gonna. He's gonna blow our trash disco out. I cannot live.

[Caller]

I cannot die.

[Bob Floyd]

Hold it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Say hell. Winner of the week. What was my winner of the week? We buy and sell about 200 cars a week.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Winner of the week. I can't believe was a 16s, 63 bins. 63 2016s. 63 bins, which is 153 list. It brought 113 grand. It made about 4,000.

[Bob Floyd]

That's good.

[JD Ryan]

That's great. You average what on a car?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, 400, 380, 380, 400.

[JD Ryan]

So yeah, four grand's pretty good.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, but this is a lot of spend.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Came from a listener in Mississippi. Really? Yeah, some slave owner, plantation guy.

[JD Ryan]

Oh my God.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You know, we were so close, Candy driving a white Benz.

[Bob Floyd]

Easy.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And loser of the week was a loser of the week. I had a Challenger that lost 3,000 in SRT 8.

[JD Ryan]

I see. When people hear the 4,000 they go, wow. And then you go, well, I lost.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Man, this car's been running for a month. I missed the hood on it. It was screwed up. I bought it at an auction. That car lost 3008 challenger with 60 on it. Sold it for 19 750. Had like 228 in it. Wow. That really hurt.

[Bob Floyd]

No doubt. 3000. 3000.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah. That's a big hit. What else was another big loser? I had a. I had 10 cars up in Pennsylvania yesterday. I sold up a manhunt Pennsy. And they did fine. Yeah, they would have been losers down here. And I sent them up there and they turned into winners. All wheel drive luxury cars.

[Bob Floyd]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Caller]

Really?

[John Clay Wolfe]

For sure. Porsche this and that and yeah. All the high end stuff I'll think of. People say they want more car stories, so I need to think of them. Yeah. Who's this? Let's see who this Is Good morning, you're on the air. Oh, good morning, you're on the air.

[Caller]

Can you hear me?

[John Clay Wolfe]

I can hear you now.

[Caller]

That's good. I got a truck for sale.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay.

[Caller]

It's a 2005 Dodge Ram 2500.

[John Clay Wolfe]

All right.

[Caller]

Four door, four wheel drive, nine.

[John Clay Wolfe]

How many miles?

[Caller]

235.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I bought the same car in Oklahoma like two days ago. Did you, did you put it in the website? Have you already been dealing with one of our guys?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay, where do you live?

[Caller]

Big town of Paine.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Where's that?

[Caller]

South Purcell.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, you live in Oklahoma?

[Bob Floyd]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay, I need to see it because these high mileage old trucks, it's all about condition. So the range on it's three to six grand. Three to seven grand?

[Caller]

Yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I mean if it's a rough ass beat down ranch truck like the front teeth are knocked out of it, it's three grand.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

If it's a nice big old breasted, standing tall, long legged, that, that, that, that looks like she was born in. You know, she looks like she's 25, but she's really 80. Yeah, you know, maybe, maybe, you know, upper, upper. It all depends on how it looks and is what we take for it.

[Caller]

Way more than that.

[John Clay Wolfe]

What's got 235 on it? So what kind of condition? I mean, what kind of condition it's got?

[Caller]

235 is like an eighth of what it can do though. That's a diesel.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, but the Dodge body won't hold together that long. Man, that's just like an old farmer's tail.

[Caller]

Yeah, I just drove it to Wyoming and back pulling the 30 foot trailer and it held up pretty good.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I'm not saying it's dead, but it's on the, it's on the backside of 30.

[JD Ryan]

You know.

[Caller]

I see them for sale and I really have a problem judging on how much this thing's worth because I'll see these things for sale. For sale from 20 to 7.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Right, right, exactly. And the 20s don't sold and the sevens do. But.

[Caller]

But yeah, I got a hold of two banks just trying to get, trying to get a reference of what this thing's worth is kind of confusing. And I had one bank told me that just the loan value is worth 19 and another one told me loan value is 22. Now I know that's not how it's graph.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I sold, I owned wolf dodge back in 05 when you bought this new. And I sold these new for 32 grand.

[Caller]

Brand new, right?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Brand new.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

So yeah, it's the least appreciating car in the world. I will give it that. But 235, you know, if it's 135, cool. But 235, huh? It's getting up there. Go to givemetheven.com. load it up. I gotta go. 8008-0072-3480-0800-7234. 800800 radio on this trash disco Saturday morning. Cowboys talk.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Two Dogs is gonna come in the studio today from Oklahoma.

[JD Ryan]

Who is Two Dogs?

[John Clay Wolfe]

He's a new character that we want to have on the show in two.

[JD Ryan]

It, it sounds very dangerous.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Well, he, you know, we're on in Oklahoma on a couple stations.

[JD Ryan]

Oklahoma, yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And, and is he a hunter?

[Bob Floyd]

Has he got two dogs?

[John Clay Wolfe]

He's just an Indian.

[JD Ryan]

That's it. So that's his name.

[John Clay Wolfe]

He's just an Indian named. His name's Two Dogs.

[JD Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolfe]

I don't know where he got it.

[JD Ryan]

Okay, what does he want?

[John Clay Wolfe]

He just, he just wants to talk about Indian stuff. Okay.

[Bob Floyd]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolfe]

He called in during the week and he had a funny accent, he had a good stick. So I was like, hey, why don't you call him? Come on, what's your name? Two Dogs. All right.

[JD Ryan]

What could possibly go wrong?

[John Clay Wolfe]

2012 Dodge. 2012 Dodge. 115,000mile SLT mark. Is it leather, gas? Leather, cloth.

[Caller]

It is leather.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Four wheel drive or two.

[Caller]

Four wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolfe]

115, 000 miles. Does have navigation, sunroof has nav.

[Caller]

But no roof. And it is the, the 6.7 liter diesel. Long.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Better short.

[Caller]

It is short.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Average rough or clean?

[Caller]

I'd probably give it about a eight.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And a half with 115. I'm, I'm. Is it Larry Laramie or a SLT with leather?

[Caller]

SLT with the leather.

[John Clay Wolfe]

30 grand.

[Caller]

30 grand. I, I had a dealer offer me 33 for.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Who is this?

[Caller]

It's Mark and Prosper.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, it's Mark. We need to take it. 8008-0072-3480-0800-7234. 800, 800 radio. I, I over bent that car by two grand. Yeah.

[Bob Floyd]

Three dogs in process.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And then he's wanting to jazz me three more. I'm like, you know what the good thing is about making offers you can withdraw any more?

[JD Ryan]

Go take it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

He's.

[Bob Floyd]

We used to call the long dog.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Back on the Indian reservation. What did Two Dogs call it?

[Bob Floyd]

Two dogs. Getting to know each other.

[JD Ryan]

I'm just gonna hover over the delay button.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Two Dogs getting to know each other.

[JD Ryan]

Very nice. That's as far as we need to take that.

[Bob Floyd]

Two dogs trying to get the feeling again.

[JD Ryan]

All right, Barry, Thanks. Johnny Mansell has reached a deal with prospect prosecutors for the conditional dismissal of his domestic assault case involving his former girlfriend. So he may get off of this deal with, you know, again, you know, just probation or something. His Menzel, his lawyer says the deal has not been completed, that the hearing will come up December. The first Menzel left the courtroom without responding to questions, talking on his cell phone as he walked ahead of reporters. And he's accused, of course, of hitting and threat. Hitting his girlfriend and threatening her. Her name was Colleen Crowley. During a night in January. Last January, he faced a misdemeanor assault charge that carries a penalty of up to a year in jail and a $4,000 fine. He keeps paying these fines. He got any cash left at all to do anything? Of course, you know, the. The Browns cut him and he's had a bad. He's had a bad year. And he does drop by here occasionally, which would be nice.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I wonder if he goes to the games and. Ain't him.

[JD Ryan]

He is. Yeah. He's a student, though, right? He's back to being a student. And that ain't it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Not surely. Johnny.

[Bob Floyd]

I'll bet he's a big man on campus at a. M. Don't you think?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Sure.

[JD Ryan]

Well, you know.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Do you think he goes to the football games? Do you think he stands on the sidelines? Is he still welcomed in the clubhouse even though he'll never play there because he's broken the rules as being professional? Now he's taking. Money's out, but does he do the. Can he? Can he. Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, look, he's here now.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, my Lord.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Johnny Manziel, everybody. Johnny, what are you doing in college? Are you like Melon, Like Rodney Dangerfield is? Herman Mellon.

[Bob Floyd]

Dana, A. M. You know, the girls are.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Man.

[Bob Floyd]

Yeah, theology, man.

[JD Ryan]

What?

[Bob Floyd]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

You're in theology class?

[Bob Floyd]

Yeah, minister, man.

[JD Ryan]

You're. No, you're not.

[Bob Floyd]

Nobody didn't laugh because, like, the Native Americans smoke dope.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

You're not going to be in theology.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Native American administrator.

[Bob Floyd]

Do you.

[John Clay Wolfe]

What. Are you involved with the football program at all?

[Bob Floyd]

Right now I'm gonna worry about this crazy lawsuit, man.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, that's gonna be.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Are you involved with the football program?

[Bob Floyd]

I'm helping out a little bit.

[Michael Turley]

What are you doing?

[Bob Floyd]

I'll show them how to throw, man. Not a hand off.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah.

[Bob Floyd]

I pass this over, man. That's a handoff.

[JD Ryan]

We get it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Take it up.

[Bob Floyd]

Smoke it. Smoke it, man. Smoke it.

[JD Ryan]

You got it. You still got the timing there, Johnny.

[Bob Floyd]

Smoke it, man.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Thank you, Johnny Manziel. Good to see you again. Remember, at 10 o', clock, Tony Romo's dad's gonna be on the air with us giving his own press conference. Giga, 800, 800, 7 2, 3, 4. 800, 800, 3 4. 10 o', clock. 1105.

[JD Ryan]

What about Casey Kasem's top 10?

[John Clay Wolfe]

He's going to be after that.

[JD Ryan]

Well, he's not gonna like that.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Well, he's dead and he's gonna have to make do.

[JD Ryan]

So you're pushing Casey around?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah. For Tony Romo's dad, this is big stuff.

[Bob Floyd]

That's big stuff. That's bad.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Hey, Jack. An 04 diesel, 6 liter with 75. Is it a four wheel drive or two?

[Caller]

It's a four wheel drive. FX4.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Is it leather or cloth?

[Caller]

It's cloth.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Does it have any diesel problems?

[Caller]

I haven't had any issue out of the six zero.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay. Is it a dually or a single wheel?

[Caller]

Dually.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Average, rough or clean? Clean. 10 grand.

[Caller]

I bought it new.

[John Clay Wolfe]

10 grand.

[Caller]

10 grand? With that low mileage?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Well, it's the damn 6 liter. Just doesn't have the reputation. I could give more. I'm just. I will give more with a guarantee that it doesn't have a egr or when. When they poop the bed on me, then I've got to spend 3,000 to fix them. Or 4. And I've got one right now that was so great that, you know, buy it from a guy in Houston and he. I bought it. No, you some bitch. Don't even. Don't even talk like my truck's got a problem and it's in the diesel shop right now getting $3,800 worth of work.

[JD Ryan]

Oh my God.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Water in the oil. How many miles do you have on that transmission cooler? 106, but I. Yes, I will buy it and I will give more. I just don't want to get screwed on it. Jack. Jack, you promise not to screw me?

[Caller]

Well, I hope not.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Then go to get givemetheven.com load it up, let's look at it, we'll do a deal. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is John Clay Wolf and I won't screw you. No, if you don't screw me. Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up now. 800-800-Rode or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolf. I'm liking this trash disco instead of Christmas music. Yeah, man, I'm down with it. We need to do this more often.

[JD Ryan]

Do you want to say hello to Michael?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Hi, Michael.

[JD Ryan]

Get over it, Michael.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I have said hello to Michael.

[JD Ryan]

It's kind of a little icy in here right now.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I just haven't seen him in a while.

[JD Ryan]

I know.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Good morning, Turley.

[Michael Turley]

This music is terrible.

[Bob Floyd]

Have you noticed? The levels are all perfect.

[John Clay Wolfe]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. For those of y' all who just tuned in. Turley's been. He and I got. Was it a week ago or two?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, it was a week ago.

[John Clay Wolfe]

We got up, we got in a little crossed about. Crossed about the election. Hang on. Don. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Hey, good morning.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Where are you calling from? Louisiana. Where in Louisiana?

[Caller]

Houma.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Houma? You don't hear me in Houma?

[Caller]

Yeah, I'm listening to the radio right now.

[Bob Floyd]

Really?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay. On the stream.

[Caller]

94.5.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Right. Because we're starting another station down there and that does cover home. It's like 92.3 country and it goes. It's. It's a New Orleans and a Baton Rouge station.

[Caller]

Oh, cool.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Well, E4E350. How many miles?

[Caller]

48.

[John Clay Wolfe]

What color?

[Caller]

It says gray, but it's like this blue metallic, two door, four door smoke.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Four. They don't have a Mercedes dealer in Houma, do they? No.

[Caller]

New Orleans.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Right. Nolans.

[Caller]

New Orleans.

[John Clay Wolfe]

2020, 20, 20, 20, 20,20, 20, 20, 20, 22 grand.

[Caller]

Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolfe]

That's. Why is it terrible?

[Caller]

Because that's terrible.

[John Clay Wolfe]

No, that's about right. It's blue and it's got. It's pushing 50. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up and we'll look at it online. Let me. Let me pull it back. Let me dump it in my system and see. But I'm looking at a 14E class. E354MATIC. Average MMR is 23 grand. There's a couple that brought 24 and a half, but they're white. Blues aren't going to do that. Wow.

[Caller]

It's like a smoke. It's not that ugly. Blue.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Send me a. Send me a picture. Let's look of you and the car. You sound great. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Robert. A 71K5 Blazer. I need pictures of it, man. Okay, just go to givemetheven.com and load it up. And an 08 silver work truck with a buck 33 rusty. I need pictures of that one too. Because is it rough or is it clean or is it what? Just go to givemetheven. Com 8008-0072-3480-0800. Turley, good morning. Hey, hey.

[JD Ryan]

Morning, Michael.

[John Clay Wolfe]

How y' all doing?

[JD Ryan]

We missed you, man.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Where have you been?

[JD Ryan]

Seriously, where'd you go, man? Well, you missed.

[Michael Turley]

I just had to leave.

[John Clay Wolfe]

New, new producer guy play Everybody Hurts by R.E.M. for Turley right now. We'll give you the board back in a minute.

[JD Ryan]

Mike, Michael needs to get back behind the board.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, that.

[JD Ryan]

You didn't do a good job.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Tell us your story.

[Michael Turley]

Well, I had to leave before I said something I regret.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, to me or your wife? Well, to everybody.

[Bob Floyd]

Wow.

[JD Ryan]

Wow.

[Michael Turley]

And we just happened to buy a Prius downstairs.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And you know what?

[Michael Turley]

I was like, I'm just going to get in the priest and drive. Just go.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Just go take your hippie ass cross country.

[JD Ryan]

That's a nice. Clear your head.

[Michael Turley]

Yes. Driving.

[JD Ryan]

Does that hurt anybody?

[Michael Turley]

Especially a drive to Washington, dc.

[Bob Floyd]

Oh, God, you did go to dc.

[JD Ryan]

Yes, Michael, you did.

[Michael Turley]

Well, politics, it affected me this past.

[John Clay Wolfe]

So let me background for those of y' all who don't know. Turley's a Democrat. He really. He didn't love Hillary, but he really did not want Trump to win and he took it hard. All right, Sorry. I just need for new listeners. I need him to know who you are. He's been our producer for years and years and a good friend and long term sidekick.

[Michael Turley]

Well, what I knew about, he blew.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Out the other day because he and I got to ruffling up and I was rubbing it in his face.

[Michael Turley]

Well, the government let me down, John. I mean, I just. I had to go back to. Yes. Everything I knew about the government let me down. Everything I thought I knew called politics. So I went into dc.

[JD Ryan]

How so? Well, go ahead.

[Michael Turley]

Went and saw the monument.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, did you?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yes. That's kind of cool.

[Michael Turley]

Washington Monument.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

A little sabbatical where everything started, you know, where, where, where the country began.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Right.

[Michael Turley]

That I thought I knew.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Bob's smoking pot over there, listening. Here we go.

[JD Ryan]

Here we got the company, the country. You thought you knew.

[Michael Turley]

Yes. And nighttime was coming. I was like, you know what? I'm gonna go see Abe, because Abe, he doesn't lie, right?

[JD Ryan]

No, Abe did.

[Bob Floyd]

Honest Abe.

[Michael Turley]

Honest Abe, yes. Went and sat down and. And I don't know if it was high or not, but he was speaking to me. And he told me, you know what?

[JD Ryan]

Speaking to you.

[Michael Turley]

Don't take sides. Just be who you are.

[John Clay Wolfe]

All right.

[JD Ryan]

That's kind of deep, man. So you feel better?

[Michael Turley]

There was a protest that was going on over the side, too.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Was.

[Michael Turley]

I went and see what they're. What they're about, and I realized those people stink.

[JD Ryan]

Protester.

[Michael Turley]

I thought I was one of them, but, no, they stink.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, that's.

[Bob Floyd]

Wait, you talking about the Lincoln Memorial?

[John Clay Wolfe]

That's okay.

[Bob Floyd]

I thought you meant a guy named Abe. Like, he probably sold you that Kirk Cousins jersey you got on.

[JD Ryan]

Not at all.

[Michael Turley]

And so I realized, you know what? I'm not a Democrat or a. A Republican of any sort. No, I'm just a. Just a libertarian socialist. I don't give a damn about anything.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay. That's good.

[JD Ryan]

You know, it works for you. You're healthy now. You feel better. You look great. You look happy. Look s. I feel free, jd.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I feel free.

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[JD Ryan]

God Almighty. Free to last. That's awesome.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Libertarian socialist. We have a communist in the building. The Red Scare, right here. It's about Rush, Rush, Rush Limbaugh. I see him beeping in Rush. Good morning, folks.

[Bob Floyd]

I can see in the words of young Mr. Turley what he seems to have gone to our nation's capital and found himself. Not only. That. Looks like he's had a few too many this morning. No, next time he talks about it, I think he'll wax wiser and maybe a little closer to conservative. True. True conservatism. Cut your hair once a month. Brush your teeth up and down, up and down, up and down, never sideways.

[John Clay Wolfe]

He did say those protesters stink.

[Bob Floyd]

There are several different mouthwashes you should use. They're all brown and taste the same. I don't want to be a sponsorship monkey. The best ones have Listerine on the label. What? You can also swallow it whole.

[JD Ryan]

I know it's not really bad for.

[Bob Floyd]

You look like an orange juice chaser. Try it, J.D.

[JD Ryan]

No, I'm not gonna try it.

[Bob Floyd]

If you'll mix a little Listerine Chase with an orange juice chaser, it's higher in alcohol than. Than wine and half a Percocet. You'll find politics doesn't get you so much anymore. That's what I do.

[JD Ryan]

I bet not.

[Bob Floyd]

That's what keeps us happy.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bob Floyd]

Here at the Excellence in Broadcasting Network. Talent on loan from God.

[JD Ryan]

Awesome, Rush.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Well, thank you, Rush. Thank you for nosing in. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Rob this truck so high mile and old I would have to look at it on the website. I'd be scared to put it on the air. Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Gotcha. I'm calling for right now. I'm in Irving, but I live in Fate.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Fate?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, I've never, ever, ever heard of that.

[Caller]

It's. It's out between Rockwall and Royce City. Little bitty town.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay, go to givemethevin.com and load it up. Give me the vin.com, load it up and give us some pictures and we'll get to working on it. Anthony and 07 Mustang. Is it a GT or an LX?

[Caller]

It's a GT.

[John Clay Wolfe]

It's got good miles. Is it leather? Cloth?

[Caller]

Leather?

[John Clay Wolfe]

30,000 miles. Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Pennsylvania.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Is it eight grand? Does that sound right? No way. He says. What way. What way is it then?

[Caller]

Well, if I sold it for the deal, I could get 16.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Well, that's interesting. You've got an 07. You've got an 07 Mustang that's like 47 years body styles old. And I just sold a 13. A 13 for 19. So I would like to meet your dealer that will give you 17 for an 07. Because hell, on that math, he'll give me 42. Wow.

[Bob Floyd]

There's an old throwback. I'd like to meet your dealer.

[John Clay Wolfe]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4.

[Bob Floyd]

That's how you know you're getting close.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Unless it's a Celine. If it's a Celine, then that's different. If it's a Roush, that's different. That's why go to put it in. If it's a specialty car, go to givemetheven.com and load it up and I'll pay. Hell, I paid 20 grand for an old body Mustang the other day. What's so funny, Bob?

[Bob Floyd]

If it's a Roush, I'd like to meet your dealer.

[Michael Turley]

Had.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Back in your days of slinging Mexican dirt way, did you ever get picked up by the popo?

[Bob Floyd]

No, no, no. I don't think it was illegal back then.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, it was.

[Bob Floyd]

Not to me.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Well, I think it's fixing to not be illegal. Would Florida voted for it? Turley, you're. You're a hippie. What. What did they. What happened in the election?

[Michael Turley]

Nevada. They've opened up their eyes. California, Maine. Massachusetts.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Wow.

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And Florida?

[Michael Turley]

Not Florida, no.

[John Clay Wolfe]

So when you say opened up their eyes, how far did they get it?

[Michael Turley]

It's legal. They're gonna be selling it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, it voted in. It's legal. Oh, yes. It's Done.

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Just like when.

[Michael Turley]

Now, of course, there's, you know, a little bit of. It's gonna be regulated just like Colorado. They basically followed suit with Colorado.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, no, hang on. One more time on these states.

[Michael Turley]

Nevada, California, Massachusetts and Maine.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And the California legalized marijuana in the last election.

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolfe]

How did I miss that?

[Michael Turley]

I don't know.

[JD Ryan]

You were so busy with the Trump thing.

[John Clay Wolfe]

It's legal in California. Yes. So as the first of the year.

[Michael Turley]

Sometime soon, I imagine. Yeah, I would be the first of the year when.

[Bob Floyd]

Here's the deal. The infrastructure takes so long to build. The dealers out there fixing the gouges of price up, man.

[JD Ryan]

Now what it does say here is Denver has become the first city in the US to permit the use of marijuana in bars and restaurants. But here's the. Here's the kicker. The law, Proposition 300, was declared victorious on Tuesday's big election. It also is not currently clear whether you can smoke it or not. You can use it, but Bob Floyd. Bob Floyd member may now choose to allow their patrons to use but not smoke pot indoors.

[John Clay Wolfe]

What's that?

[Michael Turley]

There's ways you can use it without smoking it?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, yeah, but that's kind of ridiculous.

[Bob Floyd]

Here's the truth about what's going on though, in those states.

[John Clay Wolfe]

We got Bob Floyd here with us this morning. Our in house dope reports.

[Bob Floyd]

You know, kids, it's all about the dollars. And when you come to realizing that legalized pot is not nearly as much fun as smuggling it in from the border, those dispensaries you're talking to are really nothing but big pharmaceutical companies cashing in on a trend that all Americans love. Getting high to the Jesus belt on legal marijuana takes longer, costs more. But the states are making gazillions of dollars on the endeavor. That's why I'd encourage you to stay right here at home in Texas. Get to know those guys who do your lawn, go to the car wash, find somebody under the age of 30 who you can trust. Buy your same dime bag for. That's right, a dime. Which means $10 here in the state of Texas, you'll have a ball and help the infrastructure right here at home. Forget California, you don't want to be out there. It's too expensive. Unless you're on vacation. In any case, bring your own rum. You'll have a great time. $50 will do every single day of your vacation. Don't forget to ask about some fine cocaine while you're out there.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Bye, Bob.

[Bob Floyd]

There's your dope report for this Saturday. I'M Bob. Floyd. You keep token.

[John Clay Wolfe]

No, we don't. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Sharon, where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Irving, Texas.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Farming. Farming, Texas? No, Irving, Irving, Texas. Cool. Did you know about. Is it? Did what? How long have you known about us? Or did you just find us when we moved to 92.5?

[Caller]

Just when you moved to 92.5.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Perfect. Well, that was the reason we moved is to find good Irving nights like yourself just for you. Because I knew when we were hanging out over on that eagle with all those tattoo people in that rough rock and roll music, all we were gonna get is Harley Davidson and mild out junk.

[Caller]

Okay, that's hysterical because I own a Harley Davidson and I have some tattoos. Not a lot.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Well, most, most. But you've got some money, Sharon, or you wouldn't have a three year old Lexus with 14,000 miles. It just.

[Caller]

I'm not hurting.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, right. It just goes hand in hand. If you've got a three year old car that's nice with 14,000 miles, you are not broke and just.

[Caller]

No, I'm not broke. I, I, I, I do good money wise.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You're real. You have enough money to buy your real biker friends their tattoos for free. And when they want to pay you back, you say don't sweat it, it's all good. It's all good.

[Caller]

Hey, no, that's, that's just the shots.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Not, not the tattoos now and I. It's a convertible. It's an IC convertible. Yes, it is. What color?

[Caller]

White. The, the pearl white color.

[John Clay Wolfe]

This is all good stuff. Does it have navigation? Yes. A 13 Lexus is 250 convertible.

[Caller]

350.

[John Clay Wolfe]

350. Those are nice. Yeah. Hang on, I almost missed it. But it does have factory navigation. Do you know if it has a clean carfax?

[Caller]

Yes, it does.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay. I'm a 30 grand guy. I'll write you a check for 30,000 on the spot. 30,000? They'll buy a bunch of tattoos, a bunch of Harleys and a bunch of good Mexican dirt weed.

[Caller]

No, I don't think.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Hey, go, go to. You want to buy another car? Yes, I do. Okay. I've got actually a friend of mine that's here today from DNM Leasing. If you want me to put you on holding, grab you and give you a quote on a new one.

[Caller]

Well, what I'll do is go to your website and put the information in there.

[Bob Floyd]

Okay.

[Caller]

And see, I mean I had Mercedes ML350 and I sold it and had a Ton of equity in it. So then I bought this one and paid it off.

[John Clay Wolfe]

800-800-7234. Thanks, Sharon. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. I'm a 30 grand buyer. 800, 800 radio. Greg, a 13 CTSV with 31 is worth though. What the hell is that worth? 38 grand. 30, 30. Is it a two door or four door?

[Caller]

It's a two door.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Is it white or black or what?

[Caller]

It's silver.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah. Does it have recaros?

[Caller]

It does. It has the sunroof navigation.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Is this stick or an automatic?

[Caller]

Manual.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay. Two door stick manual with nav and ricaros and silver. Decent miles. 800-800-7234. Is the phone number just. It's got 30 on it though. I'm right there. Around 38 grand. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up and I'll send you a hard letter. A hard thank you. Yep. My name is John Clay wolf. I buy cars right here on this station on the radio. We'll be here till noon. J.D. ryan, Mr. Bob O. Bob Floyd and Michael Turley's back. All right.

[Bob Floyd]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the word wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up. Powered by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Doctor, doctor, give me the news. I got a bad case. Loving you. @givemethevin.com I'm not going to bore you with a bunch of questions. I need the vin number, I need a couple of pictures, I need the miles and whamo, there's your offer. I buy cars hundreds per [e-mail] not a bunch of junk cars. I mean real cars, trucks, vets, Ferraris, whatever. Lexuses, I mean everything from 2 grand to 200 grand. I'm the best buyer in all of Texas.

[Bob Floyd]

Tell us your car so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Now back to the John Clay wolf show. So the top 10 is top 10 things not to say at the Thanksgiving table. Okay. Oh, wait. Silverado with 110. Doug, does it have big wheels or small wheels?

[Caller]

It's got the small wheels.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Is it a four wheel drive or two?

[Caller]

It's four wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Extended cab or crew?

[Caller]

Extended cab.

[John Clay Wolfe]

LS or LT or work truck.

[Caller]

LTZ.

[John Clay Wolfe]

LTZ. Navigation or sunroof. About 13 grand. I need to see the. No, it's a four wheel drive. Maybe 15. No, about 13, 14 grand. 13, 13, 5.

[Caller]

Go to givemetheven.com I got something Better to show you.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay.

[Caller]

Go ahead.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I got 30 seconds. This is a quick hit. I can't do it right now. Go to. Give me the vin.com and load it all up. Thanks, David. A 12 SRX with 57 Lux. Does it have navigation? Sunroof.

[Caller]

Sunroof, no navigation.

[John Clay Wolfe]

What color?

[Caller]

Cashmere.

[John Clay Wolfe]

These cars have taken a hit. You're gonna be sad, but it's about 15 grand or 14 grand. 800. Go to givemetheven.com and I'll email you an actual offer letter after I pull the vin number and check the equipment. A Grand Prix with 105A GXT, Matt. It's worth about $2,000. These are. These cars are hard to sell. It looks like it was built in 1980 too. The body style's just gotten so old, man. Thank you for calling. Oh. Oh, Dodge hate. Oh, we got to go to break. Everybody else go to give me the vin.com or stay on hold. 800, 800 radio. My name is John clay wolf and I buy cars right here on this radio station.

[Bob Floyd]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the wolf man on the radio. There's more if the John play wolf show coming up, powered by give. Give me the VIN.com.

[John Clay Wolfe]

People say it's too good to be true. How do you buy cars from a website like givemetheven.com without looking at it? Well, I've been doing this 20 years. I know what I'm doing. I'm the largest wholesaler in all of Texas. Give me the vin dot. If we don't beat your carmax offer, we'll pay you a hundred dollars. How about that?

[Bob Floyd]

Tell us your car. Give me the bin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Now back to the John clay wolf show. Call them toll free. 1, 800, 800, radio. 1, 800, 800, Radio. Or log on to GoWolf.com. this is the John clay wolf show. All trash disco, all the time, all day.

[JD Ryan]

I thought maybe it would change when Michael came back, but oh, no, he's all preloaded.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Preloaded.

[Michael Turley]

So I can't do anything about it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

What's her name? Yvette something.

[Michael Turley]

Yvonne.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah.

[Bob Floyd]

Yvonne element.

[Michael Turley]

Element.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah. There you go. If I can't have you, who can I have you? I don't want Saturday night from the.

[JD Ryan]

Saturday night fever soundtrack in 1976.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Randy, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolfe]

O2 Vet Coupe was 64. We bid a car like this yesterday. Was it yours?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay, well, you want too much for it. If I remember right, didn't we hit it at 12 grand?

[Caller]

I don't think we even said anything about price.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay. Because there was a guy that we, we. I'll give 12 grand if it's nice.

[Caller]

Pretty nice.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Maybe it wasn't yours because I remember distinctively, the guys bit it. Maybe it was 12.5. And I'm like, man, we're all over this car. And I wrote in the notes, do not raise.

[Caller]

Well, that wouldn't have been me then.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay. Because these, these. Because he was like, can you get more? Can you give more? I was like, no, no, no. These cars not knocking it. It's awesome. What is it, a C5? What? What, bought it?

[Caller]

Yeah, it's a C5, but they're just.

[John Clay Wolfe]

They'Re just worth so much, you know. And it's. It's the same body as 07 and it's a 12125 rig with a clean carfax and good tires.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And if that works for you, go to givemetheven.com and load it up. We will get you paid Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, as soon as you're ready.

[Caller]

Okay, thanks, man.

[John Clay Wolfe]

800, 800. Seven, two, three, four. Put Jason on hold real quick, can you? If I can't have you. I guess he didn't hear me. Tony Ramo's dad is gonna have his press conference here on this station at 10:05. And there's members of the media are gonna be calling in and asking questions.

[JD Ryan]

By the way, up on our Facebook, I just put a picture of his dad. I actually found a photo of Tony and his dad.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Romero Romeo. Everybody's asking what he looks like.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, I just go to JD Ryan on Facebook.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Just do that.

[Michael Turley]

You couldn't put it on the John Clay Wolf show page, but you know. Hey, it's okay.

[John Clay Wolfe]

No, just jump us, JJ.

[Michael Turley]

He's like that. He's pretty selfish.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Jason, a 10 Tahoe LT with 76. Is it leather? It's leather nav roof, 20s, third row.

[Caller]

Third row.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yes, on the third row. It's a four wheel drive. Does it have buckets in the back seat?

[Caller]

No, it's the bench.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay, so it's a base lt, four wheel drive. I'm not knocking it, I'm just trying to get it right.

[Caller]

Right.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay. 10 was 76. I like the miles. What color?

[Caller]

Silver.

[John Clay Wolfe]

18 grand.

[Caller]

18?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah.

[Caller]

Okay. That's what the dealer hit me at on a trade.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Isn't that weird that I can do that so fast?

[JD Ryan]

It's amazing. It's. It's lightning Fast. That's second nature to you.

[John Clay Wolfe]

So what do you want to trade it in on?

[Caller]

I wanted 19, but what do you.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Are you just wanting to sell it.

[Caller]

Or do you want a Denali?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay, well, do you want to lease a new Denali? Because I've got the guys from DNM leasing here in the office this morning. I can get you a quote right now.

[Caller]

No, I listen to Dave Ramsey, so I don't like places.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay, well, Dave, will you take 19 grand for it?

[Bob Floyd]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Because something else Dave preaches is to make good decisions and stick by them and don't be wishy washy.

[JD Ryan]

Yes, he does.

[John Clay Wolfe]

So if 19 will buy it and it's a clean carfax and a real rig, I do think I'll buy it. So would you go to givemetheven.com and load it up so I can pull the vehicle history and see some pictures and confirm the purchase? Dave?

[Caller]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Thank you. 800. 800-7234. Love it. Listen to Dave Ramsey. God, John. On this conversion, man. We need to get pictures. I don't. I don't want. I don't want to bid it blind. Go to. Go to the website. Give me the vin.com. we'll get it. 13 impala with 7, 200 miles. Is it leather or cloth chain?

[Caller]

It is cloth.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Cloth. It's eight. Eight, eight. Is it sunrif and spoiler and wheels?

[Caller]

Yeah. Yeah. It's loaded. It's got the auto start and all of it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Nine grand.

[Caller]

Nine grand. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Wait, which body style? When did they change it? Was it 13? No, body style changed in 14. Right.

[Caller]

Got the spoiler on the bay.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Vernon, Texas.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I lived there for three years.

[Bob Floyd]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah.

[Caller]

Break your heart?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Bless my heart. I ran for mayor in Vernon, Texas. Do you remember that?

[Caller]

Yeah, I remember all that I've been here for.

[John Clay Wolfe]

They. They turned out at the polls to vote against me.

[JD Ryan]

I was gonna say. How close did you come to winning?

[John Clay Wolfe]

I got like 28 of the vote.

[Caller]

Yeah, I know it. You've been better off getting it because the one we got now ain't worth it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, hey, Shane. Just FYI, we can't drop s bombs on FCC airways, but I appreciate the fact that you're spirited. Do this. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Let me send you an offer letter after I see the pictures.

[Caller]

All right.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Thank you, sir. 800. 800 radio. Just go to. Give me the VIN dot com. I got a bunch of cars here. An 09 Chevy extended cab with. Is it a two wheel drive, Mike?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Is it a half. I know it's a half ton. Is it a leather or cloth truck clock? It's about 11 grand. 11? Yep.

[Caller]

Okay, go to give me.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Go to give me the vin.com and load it up and I can. I'll email you an offer letter.

[Caller]

All right, thanks.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Huh? All right, that's enough of that. We're already out of time, man. I don't get anything done. I can't do everything. We got so much to talk about.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, there's tons to talk about today.

[John Clay Wolfe]

All right, we'll be back in a minute. Listen to these great songs coming up right here on this station that we did not handpick ourselves.

[JD Ryan]

Tony rom's dead at 10 o' clock press conference. Deal.

[Bob Floyd]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the wolf man on the radio. There's more of the John Clay wolf show coming up, powered by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You know that only the D.

[Caller]

I tell you.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Glad that's over. No more election, here comes Christmas. Want to sell your car? Go to give me the V I n givemethe vin.com. i'm the best car buyer and I do it all online. Don't let other people steal your car. We'll buy it for the top wholesale money right now. And we pick up. If I don't beat a carmax deal, I owe you one hundred hundred dollars. How's that for validation?

[Bob Floyd]

Tell us your car. So easy you can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Now back to the John Clay wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay wolf show. We have flipped the format, boys and girls. Trash disco. All the. Everybody's getting all this attention around these markets for flipping the Christmas music during the holidays. So we flipped trash disco all day, all the time right here.

[JD Ryan]

Who. Who sang this again? Walter Regan. That's funny. I saw him at a game show about 10 years ago. He was actually on the wheel of fortune. Yeah, the wheel of fortune. He showed up, he's like. But I had a hit in the 60s.

[John Clay Wolfe]

One hit wonder 70s 09 G8 with 29 Frank. Good morning.

[Caller]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Does this car, Is it a GXP, a GT or a base?

[Caller]

It is a GXP 6 speed garage cap car.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay. What color?

[Caller]

Onyx Black. Does 25, 29,000.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Does 25,000? Buy it for an 09 bankrupt Pontiac. Out of business. Great Mile Last of the mohicans.

[Caller]

You might have just bought you a Pontiac, brother.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You know What Pontiac stands for right.

[Caller]

I don't even start.

[Bob Floyd]

Thank you for not even starting.

[Caller]

I got five of them in my garage. But I'm a Pontiac idiot.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I love them too. I hope they bring it back. Go to givemetheven.com and shoot us the pics in the VIN. Let's make sure we got what we think we got. And I do. And I will. Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

I'm in Dallas, Texas.

[John Clay Wolfe]

So you have a title?

[Caller]

I do.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I have a check that will cash Monday and we can make the exchange as soon as you're ready.

[Caller]

Okay. Let me shed a few tears and go to your website.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Thank you. Thanks Frank. Thanks. 800. 800. 7234 Chris and oh. Seven Civic Si with 88's worth like five, maybe six, maybe seven grand. I need to see the pictures. Hey. 567 grand is the money on 07 Civic Si with 88. I need to see that pictures in the VIN number though. Can you go to my.

[Caller]

What'd you say sir?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Five to seven thousand.

[Caller]

Okay, excellent. I will send you some info.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, go to givemetheven.com and load it up and this last one real quick. An 02 Chevy Camaro SS with 104 Sammy. Is it orange?

[Caller]

Yes sir.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Is this Camaro orange?

[Caller]

No sir. Sure not. It's pewter.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay. It's an ss. Does it have embroidered headrests?

[Caller]

Negative. Negative. The fabrics all inside this gray. It's. It's clean like I said.

[John Clay Wolfe]

But it's a SS02 Camaro. I'm just off the cuff. I'm five grand. I. These cars really swing on condition and options and quality. So. So go to my website and load it up and give me some pictures and let me send you a hard email offer letter.

[Caller]

Okay, Sounds good.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

I'll call it from here. In Canada.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Texas. All right. Good for you. He's a kid. Swing like this swing. What the. The prices Swing. The car is the swing. Is this Hannah?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Hey Hannah. It's Hannah Bailey, our in house stripper. I like swingers. I swing.

[JD Ryan]

You look like you've been up all night.

[John Clay Wolfe]

My friend Tanya and I stayed up late.

[JD Ryan]

I guess you did.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh my gosh.

[JD Ryan]

What'd you guys do?

[John Clay Wolfe]

I would dance.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, you were dancing all.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Well, I was a working gal.

[JD Ryan]

I understand.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Do you like our trash disco form it I do. Oh my God.

[JD Ryan]

You danced to some of these songs. No doubt.

[John Clay Wolfe]

That's what I miss my dancing now.

[JD Ryan]

The dancing queen are you Makes my tube top bounce. I Can see that. Very nice.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Look at my new tattoos, Eddie.

[JD Ryan]

Let me see what is. I can't read it, though. Expressive. What does it say?

[John Clay Wolfe]

JD's best.

[JD Ryan]

You did not put that on there.

[John Clay Wolfe]

God, no. Because I'm gonna get a big blue spider. And so I told him, just write real small. Daddy's bit. Very nice. Now, why would you cover that beautiful body with tattoos?

[JD Ryan]

Right?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Well, it's my body.

[JD Ryan]

Right, I know, but it's.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I mean, it's for sale kind of. Right. My friend Joel does tattoos. Okay. And so it's free. Okay. And so it's. Okay, what. What is Joel getting out of this deal? He gets to display his art. The what? He gets to display his art. He gets to display his art. So you're his wall. You're his display. I like a sexy billboard. Okay. Look at my tube top. Hannah, what are you driving these days? I'm kind of embarrassed to say.

[JD Ryan]

Why?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Because I'm driving a Winnebago.

[JD Ryan]

What? Why are you in a Winnipeg Bingo?

[John Clay Wolfe]

I want to bet. Playing poker or lost one with my friend Joel.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolfe]

He can play really good poker?

[JD Ryan]

I guess so.

[John Clay Wolfe]

He's got queens coming out of his ass.

[JD Ryan]

I don't want to hear.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I've never seen a hand with five queens before.

[JD Ryan]

May have been cheating.

[John Clay Wolfe]

So I had to trade my Porsche for his Winnebago for a week.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, just for a week.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah. And he had to shave half his mustache. Well, thank you. Hannah, I've got a question. Those drinks at the place you work at, why are they so expensive? And why do we have to pay for yours? Okay, here's how it works. When you come in the club and you decide you want to sit and talk to a lady, we ask you if you buy us a drink, and they make us. Really? It's a Sprite. And they'll put blue or red or whatever. And that $17 for the drink goes to me. That's how it works. And the $17 for your drink goes to the bar. And so the bar gets money. And I get money, too. And you get to sit with a beauty. Now you know know how it works. With a big blue spider tattoo. Thank you, Hannah. Thanks for coming in. Bye. Remember to tune in, Hannah. We're gonna have Tony Romo's dad in here for a press conference at 10:05. Oh, is this swinger?

[JD Ryan]

No, he's not. He's married.

[John Clay Wolfe]

So, jd. Jd, I do appreciate the tickets to the Chicago concert.

[JD Ryan]

It was a good show, wasn't it? I really enjoyed it with the bass.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I took my 10 year old and he loved it.

[JD Ryan]

Did he really?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yes.

[JD Ryan]

You guys got better seats than I did. I got the seats and John gets better seats than I did.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Anyway. Hey, Bobbo. Yeah?

[Michael Turley]

How was your seats?

[JD Ryan]

Oh, Jesus. Here we go.

[Bob Floyd]

Really good. I actually, I turned this thing down because I thought it was the Thursday before.

[JD Ryan]

Okay, here's what happened.

[Bob Floyd]

Because I called JD and said, dude, they've got me on election coverage at my home station. I can't go.

[Michael Turley]

My seats were great at the house.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I thought you were in dc. When did you leave?

[JD Ryan]

Sorry, let me explain. Explain?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Can I explain?

[JD Ryan]

Okay, I called you.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Is that really why you left? Cuz you didn't get Chicago tickets all of a sudden? No.

[Michael Turley]

You're disinvited after a text message about. Yeah, come on, I'll get you a pair.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, no, no problem. Hannah will get you a pair.

[JD Ryan]

But I found out after I asked you guys, I found out they only had two pair. And so it's. That was me and John, so.

[Bob Floyd]

Well, it happens sometimes.

[JD Ryan]

John show. And I got the tickets. Well, I'm sorry.

[Michael Turley]

And I didn't even know about it until day I asked, hey, jd, where's those tickets?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, by the way.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, I forgot to tell you.

[JD Ryan]

Walked out last week and I didn't get a chance.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Well, you asked why my kid was dressed in a coat and tie. Yes, he was at 6 o', clock, he was at the office and he's like, what are you doing? I said, we're going to the Chicago concert.

[JD Ryan]

That's when I got my text from Turley. Where are my seats? I don't.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, man. Since it was a bass hall, my wife dressed him up in a coat and tie.

[JD Ryan]

He looked great.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, he looked a lot better than I did.

[JD Ryan]

That was a good show.

[Bob Floyd]

Do you know why I hated to miss that most of the anything? Because I feel like I owe Chicago a good attendance as an audience member.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I kind of know what you mean. Why?

[Bob Floyd]

You know what I did to Chicago one time. It's back in 2006, we saw Chicago with the Doobie Brothers opening, and we couldn't imagine the Doobies open for Chicago, so. And the Doobies rocked ass, brother. I mean, just took it up. Doobies rocked ass. Okay, so. And then Chicago came on. Now this is not even Chicago. This is almost like the band formerly known as Chicago.

[John Clay Wolfe]

This is like nice. This is like the. The horn section from Chicago. And then a great wedding outfit.

[JD Ryan]

Two of those guys were in the original.

[Bob Floyd]

So they played Make Me Smile. And they played Saturday in the park and like two or three good songs. And they started playing Color My World.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bob Floyd]

Featuring the flute guy, who's still one of the original guys.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yes.

[Bob Floyd]

We got about a minute and a half into that. I look to my left at my friends, look to my right, my other friends. And nobody's having a good time. And all the fat ladies in the audience, this is on the lawn at the old Starplex, had their lighters up.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You know, Color my World.

[Bob Floyd]

And I stood up and as loud as I can, it was like nice and quiet and said, boo. Chicago sucks.

[JD Ryan]

Doobie Brothers rule.

[Bob Floyd]

Bring back the doobies.

[JD Ryan]

Oh my God.

[Bob Floyd]

And people around me are going, shh. Yeah, really good.

[John Clay Wolfe]

No, shut up.

[JD Ryan]

That's why we have a breathalyzer on your microphone.

[Bob Floyd]

And I guarantee you, I guarantee, I still believe to this day somebody in that band had to have heard me.

[JD Ryan]

I'm sure they did because it was.

[Bob Floyd]

Right in that moment, you know, the solo, the flute.

[JD Ryan]

Very quiet of. Yes.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I'm unaware.

[JD Ryan]

It's just Tuesday.

[Bob Floyd]

And I felt kind of bad about it every time. Well, my friend Brian wanted to kill me.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I. Without the voices of Terry Cath and Peter Cetera, it's not.

[JD Ryan]

There's a guy, the guy who does the Peter Cetera part is good. He's not Peter. I mean, no, he's not Peter, Sarah. But he's still good.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I mean, it's like going to a Judas Priest concert without Rob Halford. Yeah, it's just not quite it. But I did enjoy it.

[JD Ryan]

Very tight.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And after about the band was awesome.

[Bob Floyd]

Yeah, they're a great band.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Would I knock myself out down again to go see him again? No. But did I experience once and love it. Yeah, it's great.

[JD Ryan]

That's good.

[John Clay Wolfe]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Mario, where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Fville, Arkansas.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Fville, Arkansas, listening on KKG. The K08 Titan with a buck 27. Is it a four wheel drive or two? And is leather cloth four and it's cloth four door or extended cab?

[Caller]

Four door.

[John Clay Wolfe]

One hundred and twenty seven on zero eight average.

[Caller]

Rough or clean, man, this thing is clean with a capital K. I'm thinking eight grand, man. I got the brush guard on it, intake, exhaust, fully tinted rain guards on it. Got a 12 inch subwoofer in it, runs and drives, hauls ass.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I'm thinking 7, 500. Listen to it. 7, 500 to 8 grand with a buck 27 on clothes. How go to givemetheven.com. and let's look at it. Let me see some pictures. Let me get my thinking up.

[Caller]

All right. It's I. It's ionic. Silver Man. Chromed out. Got chrome accessories and everything. I get compliments all the time.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Well, I'm a buyer. I'll give you all the money. I just need to see it. I need to see it on a truck that old. I need to see it with that many miles because I've bought most of the paint is flying off of those cars. Yeah, whatever paint they use re entry burn. Yes, Nissan Titans are worth good money or worth nothing. There's a difference. And unfortunately, the ones from Arkansas and Louisiana typically fall into the nothing category. But he's pretty proud, so I'm gonna think he's okay. Do you remember that red one I bought, Turley, that had the Spider man front end? Yeah. It took us about, about three years to get it. Recon that was real fun. Just to lose.

[JD Ryan]

What do you mean, Spider Man?

[John Clay Wolfe]

I just. They geeked it out. Put a Spider man grill. The paint was coming off. I bought one side of it. I wasn't like looking. I was talking to somebody and just bought it and I got it.

[JD Ryan]

You got it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Hey, I make a lot of money doing that sometimes.

[JD Ryan]

Just, just, just, just picking them out.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Whatever, Tinger. Sure. And then a lot of times I'm wrong too.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. Like this time I'm.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I'm a loose buyer. I'm like a loose woman. My name is John Clay Wolf.

[JD Ryan]

I'm excited.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I buy cars on the radio. You're excited for 1005.

[JD Ryan]

Big, big news coming up.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Romo. Tony Romo. Status control to be with us on a press conference to discuss, to finish off the presser that Tony did. Was that Wednesday? It was Tuesday before the Chicago concert. All right, we'll be right back. Broadcasting live from the Wolf radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up now. 800-800-Rode. Or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolf. They're gonna to kill me for my trash disco day. I can hear it Monday now. Already.

[Bob Floyd]

This isn't even trash disco.

[John Clay Wolfe]

This isn't. This is good. ELO was great until their drummer got killed by a hay bale.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Or was it their cello player? Someone died from a out of control hay bale rolling down a hill in England.

[Bob Floyd]

Yeah. Horrible thing.

[John Clay Wolfe]

It was a horrible thing. Abba's coming back to town. Did you know that?

[Bob Floyd]

Are they really?

[John Clay Wolfe]

I'll tell you what about that later because you know My. My wife's grandmother's sister is the hot chick from abba.

[Bob Floyd]

Nice.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yep. And she wants her to be a backup singer on the tour when they're in.

[Bob Floyd]

Really?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah.

[Bob Floyd]

Do you guys still get those ABBA checks?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yes.

[Bob Floyd]

Those royalty checks?

[JD Ryan]

Yes.

[Bob Floyd]

Every time I hear that song, Take A Chance on Me and Althea. Is that her name? She says, give me a break, man. I think it sounds just like John Claywell.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Well, here we go. Just as promised. Romario Romo. Come on in. Romero. We've got Tony Romo's dad here. We've got some members of the press on hold. Have a seat, sir. Good morning.

[Bob Floyd]

Buenos dias, Mr. Wolf.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Buenos dias, Mr. Romo. So we all heard the big press conference with Tony on Tuesday. What was it that you were wanting to backfill us?

[Bob Floyd]

I can tell you at this time, Antonio is very dedicated to apply himself in any way he can to show that he is still el vato uno. He is the alpha quarterback. But much of his complication, strictly from a sense de la medical, comes not only from his many injuries over the last 24 months. In reference to his two broken collarbones and of course, the fractured pinky bone and eight or nine concussions. There is more.

[John Clay Wolfe]

What else?

[Bob Floyd]

Most recently with Tony's little tailbone fracture from the preseason contest with those bastard diablo blancos from the New York Giants. The team doctors submit him to a most comprehensive analysis. And I tell you this, Mr. Wolf, because we are now, how do you say, Buenos amigos. Tetrabao. We have good work relationship.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay.

[Bob Floyd]

Jess.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yes.

[Bob Floyd]

What I find. And a true testament to poor Antonio's Polish heritage, which is the reason he have always been so heartbreakingly accident prone.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay.

[Bob Floyd]

They find he have infirmadade de la sexual, specifically a severe infestation of chlamydia. For seven years. Yes, going back for more than nine years. And all thanks to that little bestie of Malvara, the evil and very sexy Jessica Simpson.

[John Clay Wolfe]

This is breaking news. John. Breaking news.

[Bob Floyd]

You do know they had a relationship some time ago?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yes.

[Bob Floyd]

And when he get this diagnosis, he suddenly realized why for all of these years he's plagued with itches and scratches around his partis masculinus and his football pants. They squeeze his huevos. And he find out from her sister Ashley, who have always more wholesome and truly a lovely young lady, that over the years, Jessica have also given these terrible afflictions to the Madhazbeck and Geraldo Rivera, Aunt JD Ryan and even Lil Bruno Mars. Oh, yes, she have destroyed many Lives with her traicionera with that treacherous little palamita Antoni. You know, Palomita, I don't. It's what you Caucasians call the hoo ha.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, the.

[Bob Floyd]

You know, you see, okay.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bob Floyd]

And Tony, when he hear this, he become furious and he begin to throw objects from the doctor's office. In his anger and his shame. He throw the cars from the little drive and build playset out through a plate glass window. He throw a bicycle made of Lego duplos into the parking lot. He traveled 47 yards in a high tight spiral. He even throw the collected children's Bible story anthology into a framed portrait of Big Bird at more than 68 yards per hour. It was horrible and still quite impressive. And this is why Antonio was so, how do you say, bummed out at his press conference the other day. But with the help of the blessed Virgin Mother Mary and three weeks of doxycycline, he will make the best and most well paid backup quarterback in the NFL once he gets his little huevos healthy again.

[John Clay Wolfe]

We have some members of the press on hold that would like to ask you some questions.

[Bob Floyd]

Yes, I would like to speak to them.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Adria from Univision, are you there? Adria from Univision. Oh, hello, Adrienne. See.

[Bob Floyd]

Nuevos Dianos Port 9 or 10 guest nos senorita Cameron Diaz. Yes, the heart healthy, especially the baked broccoli casserole.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Thank you, Adria. We have the New York Times on line three. Good morning. You there?

[Caller]

Chad Baker, New York Times. Thanks for having me on the show. Hey, is there any other injuries you haven't told us about with Tommy? I think you're hiding something Anyhow.

[Bob Floyd]

Only his pride when he find that his girl from so long ago was also interested in Matt Hasselbeck at the.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Time.

[Bob Floyd]

Because he hates the Seahawks with all of his heart.

[Caller]

One quick follow up question here from the New York Times. Is that all right? Hey, how did Tony react to the Jessica Simpson news? All right.

[Bob Floyd]

Well, his first thing he did was he go and take a long shower. But then when he talked to his. How do you say, the psychological therapist? Shrink, JSD shrink. He says last thing you do is take a shower. So Tony have to got two more therapists after he get clean and only take bath now for six weeks.

[John Clay Wolfe]

All right.

[Bob Floyd]

And this take a lot of Mr. Bubble.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Well, Mr. Romero, we appreciate Mr. Romo. Romero. Romo, thank you so much for clarifying all that. What?

[Bob Floyd]

Please be careful with your children.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Thank you. And will you beat the cowboy game on Sunday?

[Bob Floyd]

Oh, see?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Good, good, good.

[Bob Floyd]

We hate the Baltimore Ravens with all of our heart.

[John Clay Wolfe]

8008-008008-00723-480-0800. Radio. Some breaking news. If you have any more questions for Mary, you might call in real quick.

[Bob Floyd]

That's brutal.

[John Clay Wolfe]

If you'd like for us to buy your car, we'll be glad to bid it on air. 800-800-radio. 800-800-72-3,4. That was Daisy Dukes.

[JD Ryan]

God, that was amazing.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I covered that with parody. Okay, good. I don't need any heat.

[JD Ryan]

No, you don't.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I've had heat. I don't like heat. Did you see Dave Chappelle on Saturday Night Live last week?

[JD Ryan]

It was a great piece.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, which one? I loved it.

[Bob Floyd]

Best episode in 15 years.

[JD Ryan]

Really?

[Bob Floyd]

I really think. I always take time to stop and see what's on Saturday Night Live up until Weekend Update.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bob Floyd]

I'm almost what you'd call an authority. And I'm not proud. I know how geeky that is.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[Bob Floyd]

But it was really the entire episode. Every single skit I thought was the skits.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I mean, it just felt like Dave Chappelle was back. You could tell he wrote them especially. It did. It felt like the Chappelle show in the one where. From the Walking Dead where he was every character. He brought back all of his characters. That was awesome. I love the haters. I forgot about the haters. And Little John. Oh, that was good. If you haven't seen it, Google it up and grab it.

[JD Ryan]

And liberal, liberal. Election night was good.

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I was watching Chris Rock and he like, yeah. Oh, my God, she's winning. No, she's not winning.

[Bob Floyd]

Look at those boots. What is it the Caucasian say online? What are those?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yes. That was good stuff.

[JD Ryan]

Well, speaking of the election, Trump supporters now have started asking for their Starbucks drinks under the name of Trump. So they're having to ask. And one of the. One of the managers at one of the Starbucks actually called the cops on this guy. Viral video showing a Trump supporter yelling at a barista. He said, basically, that's the name I want on my cup. The guy goes, no, I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to put that on your cup. Video of the man told the Miami. He told the Miami Herald that he was racially discriminated. Again, discriminated against. And that the barista would not serve him. So he got his money back and left the out. Why are you doing this? Why are you doing this? Come on, let this go. They didn't call Tony's not to leave again.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Michael, come on.

[Bob Floyd]

They didn't call the cops just because the guy asked.

[JD Ryan]

There's video of it. Actually, no. The guy then shows the manager picking up the phone and calling the police because the guy was creating a disturbance.

[Bob Floyd]

There's.

[Caller]

It's.

[JD Ryan]

It's not a story.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Those Starbucks guys really don't put up much of a fight.

[Bob Floyd]

Oh, yeah, and those hillbillies never lie about why the police are here.

[JD Ryan]

It was a video of the guy, the manager, on the phone calling the police.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Hillbilly Billy, we do want to buy your car. Give me the vin.com. if we don't beat your carmax offer, if you have one, we owe you 100 bucks. And I say that with all sincerity. And I do send out some checks every week. I don't beat every single one of them, but I beat most of them.

[JD Ryan]

Most of them.

[John Clay Wolfe]

So you will either get more money or you'll get 100 bucks if you go to give me the vin.com and send us a patreon picture of your carmax offer. This is the high season. The market's coming up. I'm buying strong. We're doubling our volume right now. And I'm betting on the come, if you will. The market hasn't moved, but it's fixing to. If anyone out there has an old body SRT8 Dodge Magnum, please call me. Bring it home. I'm buying those for a collection. Really? Yep. Good miles, not junk. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. But yeah, the. The market, you know, it's been pretty hard, man. The.

[JD Ryan]

The car market up until it's still kind of hard.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, yeah. It's about to turn and we've got our product fixing to come out in about a month. That's going to change the wholesale industry that nobody knows about. We've been working on it for years and years and years and guys in the car business, you'll see it pretty soon. But we're fixing to commoditize the VIN number.

[Bob Floyd]

Literally, commodity commoditize. What does that mean?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Well, it's basically turning an app. Means what we're doing now.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

But we've created a device that will do it, baby. Take my brain. Yeah. And experience and load it into where everybody can just have the number right there and it's cash and it's ready to go and it's close. It's not some low ball junkie number.

[Bob Floyd]

It's real, just like Johnny Depp in transcendence. Man, like John is like a. Like a computer robot, man. Like a world wide web John Wolf, dude.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Well, it's not just me. It's a. It's a. It's a group. But it's been a vision for 20 years. We've been working on forever.

[Bob Floyd]

I was going to talk like you, though, right?

[John Clay Wolfe]

No, it's not going to talk to you, Cyberbot. But it's. It's fixing to get very interesting around here.

[JD Ryan]

And when's that gonna happen?

[John Clay Wolfe]

I'd say three weeks. Okay.

[JD Ryan]

For Christmas.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, yeah. What else?

[JD Ryan]

Christmas gift yourself.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Fernando abba. Now, Turley, did you know abba's going back on tour?

[Michael Turley]

I've heard, yes.

[John Clay Wolfe]

They're coming over here. The good news is the Abbot checks will be big, and my wife will get, you know, the quarterly check.

[JD Ryan]

Explain why your wife gets the check.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Her grandmother's sister is the blonde chick from Abbott.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And she. She sends out royalties.

[JD Ryan]

They share the money. Yeah, for tax purposes.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Well, you know how those socialists are every.

[JD Ryan]

Everybody shares, right? Yeah, right, right. Everybody gets a piece, so.

[John Clay Wolfe]

But, yeah, but I mean, she wants. She wants her to go on tour with her and backup. Sing.

[JD Ryan]

That your wife?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah. Really?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, I know your wife could sing. How cool.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, yeah, but I mean, we've got four kids. She can't go on tour.

[JD Ryan]

Leave you there. Yeah, the single dad.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I thought I was the on. I thought I was the personality. Yeah, that's not gonna work. I'm not gonna be stuck with all those kids.

[JD Ryan]

What if she can make, say, half a million bucks?

[John Clay Wolfe]

We might figure out a way to take care of them gay kids.

[JD Ryan]

Now we're talking.

[John Clay Wolfe]

We might figure out a way.

[Bob Floyd]

A lot of Lego Duplos in there.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Your kids are a little fun. At my party. My birthday party.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, that was. I enjoy. I. I was entertained at your house. You know, they're. They're a handful, man.

[JD Ryan]

They are, but they're fun. They're good kids. I didn't see any wildness. I mean, they were out back, you know, knocking over candles and putting their hands in the fire, but other than that.

[Michael Turley]

Hey, Bobbo, how was the birthday party?

[JD Ryan]

Oh, I don't know.

[Bob Floyd]

We go.

[Michael Turley]

I don't either.

[John Clay Wolfe]

JD's birthday party? Yeah, this surprise birthday party for only his closest friends.

[JD Ryan]

I didn't invite people I don't even like. Surprise.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I did not even know it was happening. I didn't. In his defense, let me tell you something. In his old lady had him getting ready for a surprise party that they were putting on for Someone else.

[Bob Floyd]

No offense, but I'm very polite when I go to people's homes. The last birthday party I want to go to is where somebody's talking all night about a A I didn't talk about.

[JD Ryan]

Hey, John. Today came up once.

[John Clay Wolfe]

No, but we did not drink anything either.

[JD Ryan]

Well, no, I don't have.

[Bob Floyd]

There you go.

[Michael Turley]

That doesn't sound like a fun party.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I started myself while we were watching the old Miss A&M game with no beer.

[JD Ryan]

You can bring beer to my house. I don't care.

[Bob Floyd]

Oh, really?

[JD Ryan]

Of course.

[Bob Floyd]

Let's do this.

[John Clay Wolfe]

He's got a big tube.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, man. Cracker Barrel restaurants, they're getting ready for Thanksgiving. Do you know most restaurants are closed, but Cracker Barrel is open. They're one of the best, busiest restaurants. They're going to serve half a million pounds of turkey, 333,000 pounds of gravy, and 77,000 pounds of cranberry relish. It's one of the big, big, big days for them.

[John Clay Wolfe]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is John Clay Wolfe. This show is powered by GiveMeTheven.com. go to GiveMeTheven.com, put in your VIN number, put in your pictures. We will email you an offer letter and we'll buy your car. We'll come to your house, we'll pick it up. We buy 200 a week and we want to buy more.

[JD Ryan]

So I'll bring up the Cracker Barrel thing because Casey, whenever he gets in here, the top 10 things that are in top 10 things not to say to your family at the Thanksgiving table. He'll be in a little bit.

[John Clay Wolfe]

It's coming up next right here on this radio station.

[Bob Floyd]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the Wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by GiveMeThe. Vin.com.

[John Clay Wolfe]

People say it's too good to be true. How do you buy cars from a website like givemetheven.com without looking at. Well, I've been doing this 20 years. I know what I'm doing. I'm the largest wholesaler in all of Texas. Givemethevin.com. if we don't beat your CarMax offer, we'll pay you a hundred dollars. How about that?

[Bob Floyd]

Tell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Now back to the John Quay Wolf Show. Jordan, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Hey, Mr. John Wolfe. How you doing this morning?

[John Clay Wolfe]

I'm Good. Where you calling from?

[Caller]

I'm calling from League City, Texas.

[John Clay Wolfe]

League City, Texas. What you got, man?

[Caller]

I'm not trying to waste your time, bro. I just called in. I wanted to say I love y' all show. I look forward to it every Saturday. You, to me, are the man. Hey, you are the best radio personality I've. I've heard, you know, and I work in a refinery, so, you know, we listen to the radio quite a bit.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Are you a white guy or black guy?

[Caller]

White guy.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay. I get a lot of our fans that are hardcore black. And yeah, I couldn't. I couldn't get it from your accent. Did you play basketball in high school? I did not pick up some of that dialect. Dirt bikes is good. Dirt bikes good. Well, thank you, sir. Keep tuned in and we appreciate it, man. Robert. Oh. 8 Volkswagen Jetta was 68. Is it leather or clothes?

[Caller]

Leather.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Sunroof.

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Is it a GLI or a Wolfsburg or what?

[Caller]

2.0, 2.0. Ah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Is it Turbo?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah. These damn things don't say running for me. Volkswagens are not on the top of my wish list. 800. 800. Oh, we're out of time. Hey, do this. Send it to givemethevin.com givemethevin.com. lay the VIN number in and lay the pictures in and we'll email you an offer letter. I'm out of time right now. We'll be back in four minutes. Thanks.

[Bob Floyd]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the Wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Before I get off the floor, don't bring me down. One thing I've learned about car dealers over the years is if their lips are moving, they're lying. Not all of them, but a lot of them. Oh, God, they lie. I made a website, givemetheven.com. it takes all that out of it. I'm not trying to sell you anything. I want to buy your car. You don't have to go to a dealership and get put in a headlock and go through the wringer. Go to give me the vintage. I will email you an offer letter. You don't have to mess with anything. You don't have to talk to anybody. It's just business.

[Bob Floyd]

Sell us your car.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Now. Back to the john clay wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1-800-800-rode. This is the john clay wolf show.

[Bob Floyd]

Don't ever worry about doing the right thing when you're grooving you are correct. On the John Clay Wolf show. We're getting into Saturday with a Saturday groove and enlightening fast feeling.

[John Clay Wolfe]

That's so bad.

[Bob Floyd]

Move your feet. Burn that soul fire down.

[JD Ryan]

And everybody.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, wow. Everybody's gone to Christmas format. So we've gone to trash Disco Greg. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Hey, good morning. How you doing? Big con fan of the show. Love cars, so love what you guys do.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Thank you.

[JD Ryan]

Got it.

[Caller]

Yeah, right. Got a, got a car I think you might be interested in. At least I hope.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay.

[Caller]

2007 BMW 335i6 speed, manual navigation, totally loaded, two door. Never really had any problems with it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Two door or four door?

[Caller]

Two door coupe.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Does it have navigation?

[Caller]

It does, yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Does it have any turbo problems? Because these cars with miles on them, they're costing me money. I'm not, I keep having.

[Caller]

I'm the second, I'm the second owner. The original owner had, had the turbos replaced under Warranty at about 40,000.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Excellent.

[Caller]

And I've had the car for about 40,000 miles. I've never had any problems.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Do you have any receipts on that?

[Caller]

Yeah, actually I do.

[John Clay Wolfe]

It would help me to have those.

[Caller]

Okay. Yeah, I do.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I'm a, I'm a, I'm a six grand buyer. 07 BMW 335 with 94,000 miles. Okay, go to givemetheven.com load it up. We'll send you an email. Email you an offer.

[Caller]

Perfect. Yeah. You need pictures too?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yes, sir.

[Caller]

Okay, cool. I'll do it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Thanks. 800-800-7234 for 800800 radio. I want to tell my hunting friends out there hunting. Gunandhook.com Gunandhook.com A buddy of mine owns this. Two of them actually. And they're online. You know, we've, we've brought the carbine thing as a dot com and they've done the hunting guide thing as well.

[JD Ryan]

Guide. Okay.

[John Clay Wolfe]

So they'll take elk hunts and this hunt and duck hunt. Go to gunandhook.com and if you talk to them, tell them I sent you. They're not paying me anything. I just like them and I wanted to give them a little plug because they, I went hunting with them the other day, I guess. You Bobbo. Okay, Yeah, I hear you. It's all good. Are the protesters still out there, Charlie?

[Michael Turley]

They're still around, yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Where?

[Michael Turley]

They haven't given up yet, are they?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, the government, the Trump protesters.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. It's not my president Soros money will Run out eventually.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Did you see? There's a new commercial? There's a new commercial.

[JD Ryan]

Lie.

[Bob Floyd]

Jd.

[John Clay Wolfe]

No, I don't. That. The government is. They're. They're sending out care packages to the protesters. Really? Yeah. We did this last week too. But I just want to make sure everybody got to all the protesters. There's a new box you can buy that will heal your wound. Here's the commercial.

[JD Ryan]

Really don't need.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Just try OB and we'll see.

[JD Ryan]

Perfect.

[John Clay Wolfe]

But it. You didn't play the part that says what OB is.

[Michael Turley]

Well, it's. No, it's just the short little. Everybody knows what OB is.

[JD Ryan]

Come on.

[John Clay Wolfe]

No, they don't.

[Bob Floyd]

I do.

[John Clay Wolfe]

What is ob?

[Bob Floyd]

It's so you can play tennis and ride horses and run on the beach with your dog. If you're a lady. They help you do stuff like that?

[John Clay Wolfe]

OB tampons. Magic 800, 800. Seven two, three, four. He's still protecting his protesters, of course. Even though he's a self pronounced communist now.

[JD Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Good morning. You're on the air. Hello. Hello. Going once, going twice. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Hey, got something you guys not like did.

[John Clay Wolfe]

What happened?

[JD Ryan]

You got some.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Something you guys might want? Okay. What you got? You're on the air. All right.

[Caller]

Got a 14 GMC Sierra 1500 all terrain.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I like the all terrain. Does it have leather navigation and sunroof?

[Caller]

No sunroof, no leather Lift nav.

[John Clay Wolfe]

How many miles?

[Caller]

17,000 and change.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I really like the miles. What color is it?

[Caller]

Black.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Upper 20s. Upper 20s. I need to see the truck and get the VIN number to know though. Can you go to givemetheven.com and throw the VIN number at me? Sure, do that. We'll get it bought. 800-800-7234. Just go to givemethevin.com and remember, we buy RVs, trailers, motor coaches.

[JD Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And motorcycles.

[JD Ryan]

All of it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And you can dump that in there. We have specialized buyers on RVs. We have specialized buyers on Harleys and big dogs and.

[JD Ryan]

And if you're leaving the country because of the election, sell us your car.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah. I mean. Cuz if you're living the country, if you're going to Canada or going. You don't. Because of the election. You can't. You've got to sell your car as.

[Michael Turley]

Soon as getting deported. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

There you go. There's the Turley I know. In love or getting. If you're getting deported, sell us your car. Sell us your car. Absolutely. My name is John Clay Wolf and we will be Back. Uno memento port.

[Bob Floyd]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the Wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by GiveMeTheVin.com.

[Caller]

Was.

[John Clay Wolfe]

But I quit those days and my redneck [e-mail]. i'm not going to bore you with a bunch of questions. I need the VIN number, I need a couple of pictures. I need the miles and whammo. There's your offer. I buy cars hundreds per [e-mail] not a bunch of junk cars. I mean real cars. Trucks, vets, Ferraris, whatever. Lexuses, I mean everything from 2 grand to 200 grand. I'm the best buyer in all of Texas.

[Bob Floyd]

Tell us your car. So easy you can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call them toll free, 1-800-800-RODIO or log on to GoWolf.com this this is the John Clay Wolf show. Bubba, are you feeling funky?

[Bob Floyd]

I'm your boogeyman.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You look like you've got the funk. The funk is taking you over.

[Bob Floyd]

The funk is in me.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You can't stop weaving, dog.

[Bob Floyd]

I'm a funky man.

[JD Ryan]

It's a boogie shoes.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Mark. Mark. Houston. Mark. BMW. Mark, you got some.

[Caller]

Hello?

[John Clay Wolfe]

You got some miles on this 2012 7,750L to the eye with 86,000miles on it? I do.

[Caller]

And drive like a Cadillac. Nice. Smooth.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I. It's a sweetie. But you ain't going to like my number unless you already know.

[Caller]

I'm sure I won't have you. I'm sure I won't know.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Do you have a payoff on it?

[Caller]

I do.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, no. Did you? Oh, no. Oh, no. Mark, have you. Am I the first person to tell you what this thing's worth or do you already know?

[JD Ryan]

Oh, no.

[Caller]

I go to the KBB price and I don't like that offer. So I'm just trying to.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Was it more than 18 grand?

[Caller]

It was about that.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah. That's about right. So good. So you've already had someone tell you that your girlfriend is fat and ugly. I like your car. I like it. I'll drive it. It's beautiful. It's just the damn market on the miles craters it out. I don't know why, but I'll give it. I'll buy it. I might give 19. What color is it?

[Caller]

Dark gray.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Is it an M Sport?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Go to givemetheven.com and load that little up. Let's look at it. All right. Thank you 800-800-7234 Mike and 09 Lexus with miles on it. LX570. What color?

[Caller]

How you doing?

[John Clay Wolfe]

I'm good.

[Caller]

Or gray?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Gray. Are you a first long time listener, first time caller or did you just find us?

[Caller]

Not a first time caller, but.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Cool. I'm just wondering if like did you know us when we were on the Eagle or did you just meet us when we moved to this station?

[Caller]

Just now actually. This morning. I was on running errand.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Perfect. Good. We got a new guy.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[Bob Floyd]

Brand new guy.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yes, we got a 09 Lexus LX570. It's worth. It's got miles on it, but it's still worth 25 grand.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Does that work?

[Caller]

Yeah, I'll get online and load it up.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Do you have a title or is there a payoff? Okay. Then I will exchange said car entitled for said check and you can take it down to my bank and hammer that biatch and turn it into hundreds if you feel like it. And we can do it Monday or Tuesday. Whenever you're ready.

[Caller]

Yeah, we'll turn into thousands.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Thousand dollar bill making it rain. He's going straight to the club to look for Hannah Bailey. Spend it all with Hannah. Okay. Casey. Sorry about this.

[JD Ryan]

No problem. John. Good morning.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Good morning.

[JD Ryan]

You look lovely. You're losing weight.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Johnny, I. I quit eating in the month of November. I said I'm not gonna eat any more carbs.

[JD Ryan]

No more carbs.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And I'm going to quit drinking.

[JD Ryan]

No more drinking.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And I didn't drink for a day.

[Bob Floyd]

Alcohol is carbs.

[John Clay Wolfe]

But Miller Lite is really low. And I made it a full day without any Miller Lite. And then. But I have had no tortilla chips, no french fries, no potatoes, no nothing. So.

[JD Ryan]

Well, you'll actually like number 10 here on our list. Because our list today is the top 10 things not to say at your family Thanksgiving dinner table. Okay, ready?

[John Clay Wolfe]

We'll start off with number 10.

[JD Ryan]

Hey. No thanks. I quit drinking after seeing how it ruins families.

[Caller]

Number eight.

[JD Ryan]

So you're a stay at home mom? Really? So you don't have a job?

[Caller]

Number eight.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Don't say that to your sister in law.

[JD Ryan]

I don't say that to anybody. I'm thankful that after dad's affair we can all move forward.

[Caller]

Number seven.

[JD Ryan]

I'm thankful that most of my kids are not in jail this year.

[John Clay Wolfe]

They're not non Jews.

[JD Ryan]

Not in jail. Not in jail. Johnny. Grandma, I found your teeth in the gravy.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Number five.

[JD Ryan]

Hey, I found God. This Year. He's a liberal and hates Trump, too.

[Caller]

Number four.

[JD Ryan]

Hey, Uncle Susan. So I guess you fell off the Jenny Craig wagon again.

[Caller]

Number three.

[JD Ryan]

Uncle Bob touched me for the last 16 years.

[Bob Floyd]

I did not.

[JD Ryan]

When your unmarried teenage daughter says, hey, pass the yams, by the way, I'm pregnant.

[Bob Floyd]

Nope.

[JD Ryan]

How about that election? Here's the top 10 things to not say at your Thanksgiving Day party. Thanks for hanging out with us. Keep your feet in the ground. Keep reaching for the stars.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Thank you. Thank you.

[Bob Floyd]

Reaching for cigars at home.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Mom not have a job.

[JD Ryan]

You don't have a job.

[John Clay Wolfe]

My wife doesn't work, but she gets into these things. I mean, she does work. She's got four children to take care.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, she works hard work, but man.

[John Clay Wolfe]

She gets into these things and, like, goes with it. Like right now she's sewing like a crazy.

[JD Ryan]

She was on a marathon thing like last year, right?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, she gets on the marathon cooking marathon, sewing.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And right now, I mean, everybody's got. I mean, she just can't sewing now, so. And she sewed my son, he's in fifth grade, a Pokeman pullover. Oh. And she's like, what do you think? And he walked up. I'm like, I think he's gonna get his ass kicked is what I think. Are you really gonna send him to school? That thing's lovely. I mean, I'm thinking of me in fifth grade. I'm like, I wouldn't wear that in fifth grade.

[JD Ryan]

Pokemon's kind of cool, though.

[John Clay Wolfe]

That's what I've been told. I was wrong. I stand correct.

[JD Ryan]

They made it cool again.

[Bob Floyd]

So he likes it and it's okay.

[John Clay Wolfe]

But he likes anything he puts her in.

[Bob Floyd]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolfe]

She dresses him up a lot.

[JD Ryan]

How does she have time? Your kids are rambunctious. Yeah, I saw them at my birthday party. They were fun, though. They were. They were not harmful. They didn't hurt anybody.

[Michael Turley]

That's a very nice way to say. JD Said they were running crazy high spirited.

[John Clay Wolfe]

High spirited. They were.

[JD Ryan]

Especially the youngest three. I caught him on the table going toward the candles.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Three, seven, and ten. Yeah, I think I got those numbers right. Sometimes I miss it.

[Bob Floyd]

Dads do.

[John Clay Wolfe]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4.

[JD Ryan]

Do you guys hear what happened in the stock market in Canada this week?

[Michael Turley]

No.

[John Clay Wolfe]

They have.

[JD Ryan]

They have little circuit breakers like when. When the. In within five minutes. If the. If the stock market goes way up or way down, they freeze it. They had to freeze the marijuana companies this week because the numbers just went off the charts.

[John Clay Wolfe]

They went straight up because all the voting.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, all the voting and all the stuff. So they actually had to freeze the stock market because of dope.

[John Clay Wolfe]

So California is a legal state to buy marijuana.

[Bob Floyd]

Yes.

[Michael Turley]

And Nevada, I can't wait because I'm going to Vegas in January.

[JD Ryan]

Vegas.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Can you imagine?

[JD Ryan]

Oh my God.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Turley. I had reconnection pains the other night.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

In the middle of the night. And. And because I was in a bad accident. Yeah. I have nerve reconnection pains about once every. And now it's about every four. And it just.

[JD Ryan]

It's like shooting.

[John Clay Wolfe]

It's like a little ghost with an ice pick goes in my leg and I grab some of your can of punch.

[Michael Turley]

Not mine. I don't know what you're talking about, John.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Well, I drove to. I drove to Colorado.

[JD Ryan]

What is it?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, just some is medicinal.

[JD Ryan]

But what is it?

[John Clay Wolfe]

It's just a drink. What is Hydrocodones? Is that dope?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay. Well, I was out.

[JD Ryan]

Okay, so you're out of hydrocodone.

[John Clay Wolfe]

When I get killed. Pain. I'm talking biting a rag pain. Like the last time I didn't have any. I went to the damn ER and paid $650 for a shot of morphine.

[JD Ryan]

So what is this liquid stuff?

[John Clay Wolfe]

It just. It just makes it stop hurting.

[Michael Turley]

So how much did you take of this?

[John Clay Wolfe]

I just took a half of a cup. Not that much. Just enough to knock the pain down. That's a lot. But I did. I did wind up in the fridge about three. About an hour and a half later.

[JD Ryan]

Really? Wait a minute.

[Michael Turley]

Hold on.

[JD Ryan]

Sitting there reading.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You know, sitting in.

[JD Ryan]

Sitting in the fridge.

[John Clay Wolfe]

No, I wasn't sitting in the fridge. I was looking for some grub. Yeah, he got hungry. Yeah.

[Bob Floyd]

See, I don't know about reconnection pains, but like where I come from, for extreme pain like that, we use whiskey for that.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, I hear you.

[Bob Floyd]

No, but whiskey has, you know, of course, side effects.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You know, the Indians have been using it for years as medicine.

[Caller]

Right.

[John Clay Wolfe]

If you don't believe me, ask Two Dogs Firewater. Good morning. You're on the air. Hello?

[Caller]

Hello?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Hey, who's this?

[Caller]

Hi, this is Jacob.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Jacob, Tell me about it.

[Caller]

2012 Chevy Traverse LS model with 30,000 miles.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Good miles. Does it have the gray bumpers or the painted bumpers?

[Caller]

Gray.

[John Clay Wolfe]

What color is.

[Caller]

Is the. I guess Chevy calls it that. Cyber gray.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I'm sorry, you said gray three times. Why am I so. It's a cloth rig with alloys. It's base LS with excellent miles. Did you say a 2012. Yes. The number 1413 to 14 grand has come into my brain. Does that sound right?

[Caller]

Okay, I. I honestly have not checked any other source.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Go to givemetheven.com dump the VIN number in low teens is what that car is worth. And I'll email you. Give me the VIN and I'll dump it in my system and I'll email you an offer letter, to be precise.

[Caller]

All right, thank you, sir.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Thank you. 800, 800 radio. 800-800-7234, buzz listeners, Lone Star listeners, brew listeners, we're fixing to lose y' all at 11 o'. Clock. So if you guys want to get a bid, call in now. And when we make the transition actually to the 11 o' clock hour, I can still take you to air even though we won't be on in your city. The podcast is on itunes. Junk Clay Wolf show or at the bottom of the Give me the VIN page. You can just scroll down and itunes podcast and it will load it right up. That thing keeps going up and up and up. Our podcast numbers. Yes. People like them.

[JD Ryan]

Somebody just hit me on Facebook saying, I didn't. I missed the Tony Rumble thing. Where can I hear it? They can hear it on the podcast.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah. Dj, he's got to load those quicker. Can you get him to load it now? Why is he doing a week later?

[Michael Turley]

Well, I have to give it to him to be able to load it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Up, but he just grabbed it off the podcast.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, after the show.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, but I mean, but he waits a week to push the last weeks, and it's just kind of the sizzles gone by the time we get him up, I think. Let me grab this. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Hi.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Hi.

[Caller]

How are y'?

[John Clay Wolfe]

All? We are good. How are y'? All?

[Caller]

I'm doing wonderful.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Where. Where. Where are you calling from? Where do you hail from?

[Caller]

I'm calling from Houston.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Houston, Texas.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolfe]

What is on your mind?

[Caller]

Lady friend of mine, I have a 2012 Jeep Wrangler 2 door.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I bet you do.

[Bob Floyd]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Are you single or married?

[Caller]

I am single.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I know.

[Caller]

All right, all right.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Were you married and then you got a Jeep? Yes. Yeah. See, this is how this works.

[JD Ryan]

Johnny nailed it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

If they get a convertible or they get a Jeep.

[Caller]

Bye.

[John Clay Wolfe]

This gal is leaving.

[JD Ryan]

She's leaving or new.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Now, if she's wanting to sell the Wrangler, she might found a man that she's thinking about hanging with. Is this. Is this accurate? No. Okay.

[Caller]

I just want my. I want a sports car again.

[John Clay Wolfe]

All right.

[JD Ryan]

She's still nailed it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

It's a two door wrangler. Is it a sport or Rubicon or what?

[Caller]

It's a Sport jk.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay. Is it lifted or is it stock?

[Caller]

It has a 2 inch lift.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Hard top or soft? Soft top. Soft top. Automatic or stick?

[Caller]

It's a stick.

[John Clay Wolfe]

How many miles?

[Caller]

76,000.

[John Clay Wolfe]

The number coming to my head is with the lift, I need to see it. It's going to be 11 to 12, maybe 13, but I'll know when I see the pictures. Okay, so will you go to give me the vindot compound. Put the VIN number in there and push the pictures and we will email you an offer.

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Thank you, ma'. Am. And we can do you. If you want a sports car, we can hook you up with a dealer too if you want to get something else. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio football. Cowboys. Mike, you have a pick this week.

[Michael Turley]

Cowboys win, but it's only going to be by three.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

It's going be a close game.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, man, that's. When's the last time we won nine in a row? Ever? Ever.

[John Clay Wolfe]

No, you know What? I don't think 77.

[Michael Turley]

Was it 77. They went 12 and 2 or something crazy like that. So, yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

All right, we have a clip of Donald Trump on coke on our way out and we will be back on these stations next week. Now, guys in not Houston, Oklahoma, Dallas, we've got our number four coming up, so stay hooked. Actually, Pennsylvania, we're fixing to lose you too. We'll work on those extra hours. Just call your program director of your station, ask him to take them. They call me and I can't do anything about it. This is the PDs. My name is John Clay Wolf. Remember, givemetheven.com and everybody on hold, you stay right there because I'm going to take your call as soon as we come back. We will see you next week. And for those of you all still tuning in, we'll see you in a minute. Remember, the podcast is at the bottom of givemetheven.com with the iTunes logo. We will build the wall. Mexico will pay for the wall.

[JD Ryan]

They'll be very happy to do it. Mexico's making a fortune off the United States.

[John Clay Wolfe]

We have tremendous trade deficits with Mexico.

[JD Ryan]

That will be very happy to pay for the world. Trust me. Just rely, rely on me.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Do you think I can do it, folks? When I came home last night, you wouldn't make love to me. You went fast asleep. You wouldn't Even talk to me. You say I'm so crazy coming home intoxicated. Now back to the John Clay wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1-800-800- radio. This is the John Clay wolf show. Is this the feces? Yeah, some trash just goes over.

[Michael Turley]

Yes. Thank God, man.

[Bob Floyd]

It was great.

[John Clay Wolfe]

It was so good. It was so cleansing. All right, Brian. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Yeah, hi. How's it going?

[John Clay Wolfe]

What city?

[Caller]

Springtown.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Springtown. Y10 Chevy Silver, 2500 HD, four wheel drive, 135 the clock, two to three inch lift. Is it a crew cab? Brian? Is it a crew cab?

[Caller]

Yes, four door crew cab.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Diesel or gas?

[Caller]

Gas.

[John Clay Wolfe]

H H. Leather or cloth?

[Caller]

It is cloth.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Average. Rough or clean?

[Caller]

Clean.

[John Clay Wolfe]

12, 13. 11, 12 13. I need to see it. Can you send me some pictures?

[Caller]

Yeah, that's what's left in it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Can you send me some pictures?

[Caller]

Yeah, I can do that.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah. Go to givemetheven.com we'll see a picture of it so I can give you a hard number.

[Bob Floyd]

Sounds Good.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Thanks, man. Beasties. Beasties. 325 area code. Is that Louisiana? David, good morning. Or is that Arkansas?

[JD Ryan]

Hello?

[Bob Floyd]

Or.

[John Clay Wolfe]

No, that's Abel Lane. Where are you calling from?

[Michael Turley]

Luzan?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Anson. You know Chip Wagner? Chip Wagner, Yeah, he's quail something ranch up there in Anson.

[Caller]

Quail something ranch.

[John Clay Wolfe]

We're gonna go up there and go deer hunting next weekend, I think.

[Bob Floyd]

Oh, yeah?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yep. 15 Silverado Z6.71LT35,000 miles. Does it have leather roof for nav?

[Caller]

It does have leather. It don't have a roof.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay. Man, these trucks. These trucks are so hard to hit off the cuff because the equipment and the options. Is there any way you can just send me the pictures and the VIN number?

[Caller]

Send you the pictures in the van?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah. If you go to givemethevin.com. i'm just too lazy to bid it. I'll have to ask you a million questions. And it's. So when I have that VIN number, I can just pop it in my system. It just goes boink.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Do you want to sell. Do you want to sell it or trade it in?

[Caller]

Sell it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Do you have a title or payoff?

[Caller]

Title.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Cool. Well, we. We can handle that. And I can send somebody up there. We can negotiate. You bringing it to us in Fort Worth or us picking it up? It cost about 200 bucks.

[Caller]

Just out of curiosity, roughly, what do you think it's worth?

[John Clay Wolfe]

15.

[Caller]

Good condition and all.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Is it a. It's an LT.

[Caller]

It is in It.

[John Clay Wolfe]

But it's not a high country. Right?

[Caller]

It's not a high country.

[John Clay Wolfe]

It is leather. No roof and navigation. What color is it?

[Caller]

It's a silver truck. A lot brown.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay. Upper 20s.

[Caller]

Upper 20s?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yep.

[Caller]

All right. Yeah, we can do the VIN number and the pictures.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Go to givemetheven.com and we will. I've got 12 guys in another room working on them right now. They'll get you an offer letter before I even get off the air. I bet.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Thanks, man. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Shane. I don't know, man. A69 Impala is not my. Not my deal. Just. Did you inherit it by any chance, or did you buy it?

[Caller]

Yeah, yeah. From my grandmother, but it's.

[John Clay Wolfe]

It. What's it supposed to be worth? You know more about it than I do.

[Caller]

These things, I've looked them up. They're going from low end on 17 to upper end. About 25,000? Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Does it have the fins? Is that what the. Does it have the big fins?

[Caller]

No, it doesn't have the big fins. It's got the stock. 300 horse, 350, a four door sedan, hardtop.

[John Clay Wolfe]

All of those cars that I've seen, like 67 Impala, two door coupe with the big ass fins on the back. Those things are worth some money. But I've never seen a sedan bring the kind of money you're talking. But like, again, I'm not the pro. I just. I'm an observer like you. But I have watched them at the auctions and, okay, the two doors, you got a ballpark? I mean, I mean, when you were. Yeah, I'm. I'm stupid. But I mean, my ball. My ball. My ballpark is stupid. It's less than five grand.

[Caller]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Really? Yeah, because every time I get a hold of one of these damned old grandma cars that is a four door, I lose. Like when I buy them and people are like, oh, you bought it. Okay, then I lose three grand. If people say, oh, you stole it, then I only lose 500.

[Caller]

Yeah, yeah, I've heard that.

[John Clay Wolfe]

The.

[Caller]

The two doors are a lot more popular.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I cannot make money with an old car. If it's a vet, I can. If it's a Trans Am, I can. If it's a Hemi Cuda, I can. If it's a muscle car, I can. But these old, you know, big. How much did we lose, Turley, on that damn Roadmaster? Three grand. Two grand?

[Michael Turley]

We gave.

[John Clay Wolfe]

We gave four grand for it. We lost. How do you lose Three grand on a car. You gave four. I'm telling you, it's ridiculous. I'm out. I. I've. I've been burned and just. Just tattooed on these things. Things. I'm done. All right. Thank you for tuning in.

[JD Ryan]

Do you know what yesterday was?

[John Clay Wolfe]

No.

[JD Ryan]

It was Unfaithful Friday. There's a website that keeps chabs of infidelities. They say that yesterday was the mo. The day most men cheat for whatever reason. It's because the holidays are coming up and it's. It's actually called Unfaithful Friday.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I. It's like. It's like deer cycles. Everybody's in the rut. Everybody's in the rut.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Do you know what the rut is?

[JD Ryan]

No.

[John Clay Wolfe]

To Bobbo. Do you want to explain to him what the rut is?

[Bob Floyd]

It's like being in heat.

[JD Ryan]

Okay, got it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay. And that's when the big bucks come out of the woods and they get shot because they're chasing that tail. And I mean, story of your life, right? That's why you always get.

[Bob Floyd]

You know, they don't get shot because they're chasing the tail. They get shot because they're delicious.

[JD Ryan]

He's talking about deer, right?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Anyway, Unfaithful Friday, Faithful Friday.

[JD Ryan]

It's like. There's a website that takes. That tracks that stuff and says yesterday was the day because the holidays are coming up and. Sorry, you're going to get busy with the family. This is the day.

[John Clay Wolfe]

It's. It's real, man. The. The psychological imprint, really.

[JD Ryan]

Not the seven year rich, but the psychological imprint.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Why people do the things they do. I think a lot of people, you.

[JD Ryan]

Studied that to be able to do what you're. What you do.

[John Clay Wolfe]

The moons and the this and that. I bet it has to do with the weather. Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, I'm sure.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You know, know, you just get a little frisky. You want to.

[JD Ryan]

You want to.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm down.

[JD Ryan]

Search.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I mean, with my old lady.

[JD Ryan]

Yes, I know that.

[John Clay Wolfe]

800-800-723-48800 radio. Give me the vin.com you saying about.

[JD Ryan]

That 85 Caddy somebody trying to sell you? Those can be really cool.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, but it was that corny body style, like cimaranish looking little Seville.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, oh, I know.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Or El Dorado. And I mean, it was this guy, like, had his funky shoes on. He took a picture of himself in the car. I'm like, dude, that's a $500 car to me. I know. I mean, run a hipster special. On Craigslist. You know, I wear my grandfather's tie, I drink high balls, and I look at retro porn. And I drive this 85 DeVille.

[JD Ryan]

It's not that cool.

[Bob Floyd]

That's how to sell those things. Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

It's not the cool car.

[John Clay Wolfe]

No.

[JD Ryan]

And how's your pink Cadillac doing? You.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I still have it.

[JD Ryan]

You still have it?

[John Clay Wolfe]

I still have it. We need to send it to a classic car auction so we can lose our three grand on it. Gone. No, I'm serious. That's what's gonna happen. That's what always happens. I mean, Charlie, over the years, isn't that kind of what always happens? Yeah, we buy two a year, and we always lose two to three grand on.

[Michael Turley]

What about the 68? Is that still waiting for that one? With a transmission that needs.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, well, we got it. We got it coming. It did run through the auction in Arkansas. Okay. And it brought seven. Okay. We gave 65 for it. So in that case, we would have made one hundred hundred dollars. And I was like, nope, I'm not gonna do it. I'm gonna. Hang on. Send it to Dallas. Let's see if we can get more money. He's like, dude, the paint job is terrible.

[Michael Turley]

I'm like, ah, if it did that in Arkansas.

[John Clay Wolfe]

If it did that Arkansas, what should it do in Dallas? Watch. It'll bring five. I'll be sending it back to Arkansas.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Damnedest thing. But they told us this car was perfect, pristine. They sent us these gorgeous pictures. But the pictures were from like 15 years ago. And you couldn't tell.

[JD Ryan]

You can't arbitrate that.

[John Clay Wolfe]

No, we did. We offered him ten thousand thousand dollars. When it showed up, we cut him back to 6500. Cuz it's a POS. And I don't know if we cut it back deep enough. The record driver's like, dude, I dug this out of a barn. I'm like, oh, that's cool. Why don't they send us that picture?

[JD Ryan]

I was gonna say, why did. That's like putting your. Your glamour shot up on a day from high school. Yeah, dude, I'm gonna see you eventually.

[Michael Turley]

Wait, so when the record picked it up, it was in the barn, all dust and dirty?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

I mean, nothing like the photos.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Nothing at all. He said he had to take a bunch of boxes and stuff off of it. They. The paint job is so sloppy. They painted the damn windshield wipers and.

[JD Ryan]

The exhaust pipe spray can.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah. They just didn't.

[Bob Floyd]

The.

[John Clay Wolfe]

The. The guys prepping is the key to good Paint.

[Michael Turley]

We should have a way where the photos are dated when they upload them.

[John Clay Wolfe]

On these old cars. We didn't make them hold a newspaper up. Yes, exactly.

[JD Ryan]

What day is today?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Or their iPhone. Well, they could probably change the date on that. So football. A little. Football.

[Bob Floyd]

Bigger.

[John Clay Wolfe]

How about the Houston? Louisville?

[Michael Turley]

That was crazy, wasn't it?

[John Clay Wolfe]

I just flipped it on. I did not even know they were playing in Houston. Dog raped Louisville. Did you watch it?

[Michael Turley]

They were up 31 nothing at halftime.

[John Clay Wolfe]

It was unbelievable.

[Michael Turley]

Totally just stopped.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Louisville's ranked fourth in the country. Or fifth.

[Michael Turley]

They were five.

[John Clay Wolfe]

They were.

[Michael Turley]

They were right there sniffing the playoffs. But not even Jackson. Heisman Trophy. He still may win. I mean, it wasn't his fault. They just totally shut him down. He couldn't. He had 25 attempts rushing for 35 sacks. Yes.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I mean, they just. They.

[Michael Turley]

They totally stopped him.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Well, the coach for Lua, for Houston, I think that was his final interview for ut.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, that's what I was about to say. He had a reason. He did that. It was on national television and everything. So he wanted to make sure everybody remembered about him. Because once Charlie Strong's gone, I mean.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I. I say that he gets the offer this week after that showing. I mean, it was strong. It was strong to beat number five in the country. Like a rag doll. They got beat by smu. Houston did.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

So technically, SMU beat the number five team in the country.

[Michael Turley]

It's one way to think of it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Well, that's the way I think of it. Since I used to play there, I'm always looking for the sunny side up. Bob, did you watch that game? No, it was great.

[Bob Floyd]

Totally missed it. I don't know why. I don't know what I was doing.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Hey, I see Romero. He's still walking around. Mr. Romero, come over here real quick. I. I have another question. Around the green room. For some reason, Free Tony Romo's dead. Hi. I, I. Earlier, when you did your press conference, I'm still confused about what your message was. Why. What does Tony's chlamydia have to do with him resigning to be the backup quarterback?

[Bob Floyd]

I would ask if I could inquire of you how you ever had the club meeting.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I have been fortunate to never acquire the chlamydia.

[Bob Floyd]

Have you ever been slapped very hard in the face?

[John Clay Wolfe]

No. Yes. Yes.

[JD Ryan]

There's a story.

[Bob Floyd]

There's.

[John Clay Wolfe]

By my father.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, really?

[Bob Floyd]

There's a reason they call it a clap, because when you've been hit very.

[Caller]

Hard.

[Bob Floyd]

You lose your mind a little bit.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay.

[JD Ryan]

Makes sense.

[Bob Floyd]

You cannot think so.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Do you think his concussions were not real? It was really chlamydia taking over.

[Bob Floyd]

No, he had the concussion, but his side effect from the clap made him where he could not focus. Oh, you know. Yeah, he could not focus and concentrate.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Does he still have the clap or is it gone?

[Bob Floyd]

He will take two to three weeks. The dogs is a clean.

[John Clay Wolfe]

But he got it from Jessica Simpson seven years ago. Yes, and he just found out now.

[Bob Floyd]

And he have had it all this time.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Ah, so this explains. This explains all the interceptions and bad decisions.

[Bob Floyd]

This is why his knees are weak, why he no longer spin out of the pocket so fast as he used to do. Maybe he's getting old and he throws the long ball only with his right hand.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, that's his throwing arm.

[Bob Floyd]

He used to do it with his left as well.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I don't think so.

[Bob Floyd]

Jesse. Don the shovel pass for the Jason Wheaton. Yeah, over the middle.

[JD Ryan]

Jason Whitten.

[Caller]

Right.

[Bob Floyd]

You don't know your football if you say this.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Mr. Amir, I've got to grab Brenda real quick. Brenda, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Good morning.

[JD Ryan]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

I actually live in the village of Wild Peach, Texas.

[Bob Floyd]

Yeah, mama.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay.

[JD Ryan]

All right.

[John Clay Wolfe]

What part of the. What part of Texas would that be located in?

[Caller]

Well, I'm about an hour south of Galveston.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, you're down Texas cityish.

[JD Ryan]

An hour south of Galveston's the ocean.

[John Clay Wolfe]

South, west.

[Caller]

Follow the coastline, darling. I don't float.

[JD Ryan]

I got you.

[Caller]

Well, I do. I have my own flotation device.

[JD Ryan]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Is this 15 GMC? Is it a diesel or gas rig?

[Caller]

It's a gasoline.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Damn it.

[Caller]

No leather. No leather. Sle.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Again. These trucks diesel. I know off the top of my head, this truck. I've got a bid on the. I need the VIN number because there's so many different variations of this. Is it four wheel drive or two?

[Caller]

It's two wheel.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay.

[Caller]

That's why I don't like it. Because I keep getting stuck in the damn pasture.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Why did you buy a 2500? Are you a cattle raiser or something?

[Caller]

Oh, good God, no. I don't have that kind of money. I have toys. They go move.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Right, but why did you buy a.

[Caller]

3/4 ton a horse trailer?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay, what. What event do you participate in? In the horse. In the horse? None. None.

[Caller]

Just go helping out friends, getting vaccinating and whatnot.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I gotcha. Good old Texas cowgirl on the coast. I like it. I like it.

[Caller]

Do me a favor than we do cattle.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Brenda, go to givemetheven.com, put the VIN number in and put a couple of pictures in there and I'll email you an offer. I gotta see this thing.

[Caller]

It's that I do not understand why everybody bought the same damn color truck. Now that's the second reason. I don't like it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Is it beautiful?

[Caller]

I want to be Monique.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Not awful.

[Caller]

Blue, green color. They call it smoked gray in the. On the blue sheet on the title. But everybody and the dog got one.

[John Clay Wolfe]

We've driven it 70,000 miles in two years. You like something about it?

[Caller]

Yeah, I like getting from point A to point B. I know in the Arkansas a lot.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay. What's in Arkansas?

[Caller]

Grandson.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Cool. All right.

[Bob Floyd]

Go to get.

[JD Ryan]

Go to get.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Me. What's. If I was gonna take my kids on a four wheeler vacation in Arkansas, where would I take them? Where there's good trails.

[Caller]

Oh, that on? I don't know. He lives on 180 acres backed up to the national forest. We jump on them boogers and go.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Do you ride the four wheelers in the forest on the trails?

[Caller]

Oh, yeah. Mine. He has his.

[John Clay Wolfe]

That sounds like a blast. That's what I want to do.

[Caller]

The dune buggy or whatever.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You sound like the mom in Napoleon Dynamite.

[Caller]

Oh, I am dying, my honey. I'm a grandmother. Motorcycles. I've got go karts. I've got four wheelers. I've got horses and two jackasses.

[John Clay Wolfe]

J.D. this woman's more hardcore than you are, man.

[JD Ryan]

I'm telling you, she's Brenda.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Go to the website and load it up. And thanks for calling in. 800, 800 radio. 800, 800, 7 2, 3, 4. Steve. A 13 Genesis coupe with 70s at. Leather or cloth? Cloth. Stick or automatic?

[Caller]

Automatic.

[John Clay Wolfe]

About eight grand with 70. All right, go to givemetheven.com and load it up. 800, 800 radio. Or just go to givemethevend.com My name is John Clay Wolf. We'll be back. Uno momento, por favor. We buy cars on the radio.

[Bob Floyd]

Got no problems.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[Bob Floyd]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the Wolf man on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up. Powered by GiveMeThe Vin.com.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Glad that's over. No more election. Here comes Christmas. Want to sell your car? Go to give me the vi n. Givemethe vin.com I'm the best car buyer and I do it all online. Don't let other people steal your car. We'll buy it for the top wholesale money right Now. And we pick up. If I don't beat a Carmax deal, I owe you $100. How's that for validation?

[Bob Floyd]

Tell us your car. So easy, you can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call him toll free, 1-800-800-RODIO or log on to GoWolf.com. this is the John Clay Wolf. I just need some place where I can leave my head. So I was at the auction, buying car out of town, okay. And there's this black kid that I've got my eye on. He's younger, okay. And he. He just kind of knows what he's doing. And I get to talking to him.

[JD Ryan]

So he's buying cars, too?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah. Okay. He's a competitive bidder.

[JD Ryan]

Gotcha.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And I talked to him for a while. I'm like, I like this guy. And he told me where he lives. Up in Texarkana.

[JD Ryan]

Gotcha.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And I'm like, I'm gonna make him a buyer. He can start working these sales.

[JD Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yep. And so the next day, we. He called me when I was driving. You know. You know what I did, actually? I didn't tell him my name. I didn't tell him anything. I said, if this kid tracks me down, then he's got the serious. Yeah. And I was just driving home that night. He, hey, this is Ken, the black kid from Texarkana. I'm like, yeah, we get talking, and I just saved him. Actually texted me. I saved him my phone. The way he described himself. Black guy from Texarkana.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And. Or it said texarkana black. Because I didn't have his name yet.

[JD Ryan]

Right?

[John Clay Wolfe]

And when we were signing him up for the auction up there, I forwarded his. I emailed my staff. Did you already hear about this Turley?

[Michael Turley]

No.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I emailed myself, and I ccd, said John. Do you realize the name in the email says black guy from Texarkana? Like, the name.

[JD Ryan]

Right, right. Instead of.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And I'm like, well, that's. That's how he introduced himself to me. So I fixed it, I hope, but, you know, it's like, oh, my God, is that racist? No.

[Michael Turley]

I mean, he's a black guy from Texarkana.

[Bob Floyd]

It's mildly ethnic, technically. Unfortunate, probably. What's his Christian name?

[Michael Turley]

See, John didn't remember it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Ken. I. I never. We never even exchanged names. Okay.

[Bob Floyd]

You might have put, like, ken.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I don't. But I didn't know it at the time.

[Bob Floyd]

Oh, okay.

[Michael Turley]

Well, everybody's got weird things in their phone as far as how they tag people.

[John Clay Wolfe]

He he told me, hey, this is the black guy, Ken, the black guy from Texarkana.

[JD Ryan]

But he probably didn't want to be seen that way as on the email.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Well, I fixed it.

[JD Ryan]

I know you did.

[Michael Turley]

There's a lot of interesting. When John Fords you a phone number to some.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Some Somebody. Really? Oh, yeah. The way. The way I save them in my phone.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, they're tagged funny.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, really? What's my tag?

[John Clay Wolfe]

What. What are some things you can repeat? You can't repeat them, though. Yeah. No, no.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, they're not.

[John Clay Wolfe]

No. Sales girl with huge boobs. Uhhuh. God, what she sell?

[JD Ryan]

We don't know. We don't know. We don't care.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Did you hear the one about the. The. The law firm that was hiring receptionist?

[Caller]

No.

[JD Ryan]

Is this a joke?

[Michael Turley]

Sounds like it's set up.

[Bob Floyd]

Yeah, go ahead.

[John Clay Wolfe]

They put out a ad and they had three applicants.

[Bob Floyd]

Did they.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And they tested them out to make the bank deposit makes 10 years. The first day they shorted the bank deposit. So they put 20 more dollars in the bank deposit than they did the. The slip for. Got it. The next day they did the exact amount. The correct, you know, $400 deposit. $400 deposit slip.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And then the next day they shorted it 20 short from what the deposit slip was. Which one do you think they hired?

[JD Ryan]

I would think the one in the middle that didn't.

[John Clay Wolfe]

There was even the blonde one with the big boobs.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, geez.

[John Clay Wolfe]

What have you got, J.D.

[JD Ryan]

Did you have a. Did you have a driver file a grievance? Speaking of grievances.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I did, and I don't understand it. Have you. Have you investigated Turley?

[Michael Turley]

No, I haven't had time. I just heard about it yesterday.

[John Clay Wolfe]

We got a letter from the state some. We have an employee that turned us in to, like, some labor force for firing two other drivers without cause. And it's a picture person that works.

[Michael Turley]

Here now, so she filed on their behalf.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I don't know. I'm confused. I wanted to get her on the air.

[Michael Turley]

I don't get that at all.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Then I'm very. I mean, it wasn't about her in that we cut the wages because we changed the pay scale.

[Michael Turley]

That's why she's doing it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay. We did it to contract labor by the mile, but you can do that when we're sending people to Arkansas and Louisiana and all this stuff, picking up all these cars. I mean, we pay them by the MO. Sure. They're not employees.

[JD Ryan]

Gotcha. It's contract.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I. I don't need what we need to do, Mike, is set up a transport company. Interstate Transport, XYZ Transport. Because the kind of folks that we have coming and going in the driver world, they're going to constantly be problems.

[Michael Turley]

And just happen to be problems with that company.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yes. Then that company can like, oh, you know, a big problem. Whoops. We went out of business. Transport company Z. I mean, you can't hire anybody without having a bunch of heat. We didn't hire him as employees. We hired him as contract. We ran an ad in Craigslist. We had 20 people show up. We hired eight of them. We're paying by the month. And now they. They want to get all righteous on, right?

[JD Ryan]

Well, lawyers are too easy to come by. Everybody gets sued. Like you hear about Trump this week. He's actually decided to settle. He's famous for not settling lawsuits.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, you're comparing me to him?

[JD Ryan]

Just saying. $25 million. He's settling this Trump University thing out of court. I got 25. But okay, 28. Whatever. The settlement eliminates the possibility that he'll be called to testify in court because he's got better things to do. You understand why he would settle this one, right, J.D.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Would you. Would you?

[Bob Floyd]

Because it was a quality school.

[JD Ryan]

He agrees that he's wrong, but he normally takes everything to court.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Do you want to own the transport company? Sure. In manage it and run it?

[JD Ryan]

Absolutely.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Have 50 drivers, 100 drivers report to you. Tell them where to go. What about Uncle Roy, somebody who's owned this transport company? I don't. I want nothing to do with it.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, I want to sue me.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I want to be their best and only customer.

[JD Ryan]

I'll be the Donald Trump.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Charlie, do you want. I can do it. Do you want to own the transport company?

[Michael Turley]

I don't got time to own anything.

[JD Ryan]

I told I have to quit my other radio job.

[Bob Floyd]

Uncle Roy, you know my cousin Daryl owns a trucking company. Yeah, he knows all about it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, but where does he live?

[Bob Floyd]

Chico.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah. I just need a separate company. That's XYZ Transport. Because they wreck cars too. And it screwed up our insurance. We've had how many accidents this year? 4.

[Michael Turley]

It's quite a bit.

[JD Ryan]

Is that a lot for.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, we went four years, five years.

[Michael Turley]

Without any real accidents. And all of a sudden this within this year of new hires. They all recognize.

[John Clay Wolfe]

They can't draw it, but they ran a Hummer through a brick wall at the auto auction, hit Alexis and went to a guardrail off a cliff.

[JD Ryan]

I saw the video. Yeah, it's awesome.

[John Clay Wolfe]

We had another one in Houston running. The brakes just quit working, so to speak. That's not what happened. That's not what happened at all. And he runs a red light and smashes into a truckload of Mexican guys. And everybody. Everybody, including my guys, everybody gets out hold of neck, of course.

[Caller]

And my back.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And my back in my neck. All right, so there's two.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Then we had a guy get hit on 30 going 70 in the ass end. And it threw him into a death spiral off the side of the road. That Mustang. Do you remember that one? I don't remember that one. Convertible Mustang. It's about six months ago. And then we had one of our. Give me the VIN cars in Houston get hit in the ass in by an 18 wheeler the other day. Did you know that?

[Michael Turley]

Didn't know that one either. We had two. I know this one guy had it, two accidents. And that little cobot out there.

[Caller]

Two.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Two. That car's worth $500 with the sun shining. He had two?

[Michael Turley]

Yes. He's gone.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Were either one of them our fault?

[Michael Turley]

Well, the second one I believe was his fault. But no one ever really claimed. Claimed.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Good. That's a success story. And the one that was their fault. Did we get. Did they get to buy the Cobalt?

[Michael Turley]

I don't think they bought it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I mean, Vinny, if the Insurance proceeds were $70.

[Michael Turley]

So light.

[JD Ryan]

Europe.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, but.

[Michael Turley]

But I guess light enough to would.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Have bought that car. There's more? No, there's more. I'm telling you. These. These accidents are.

[JD Ryan]

So is there a problem?

[John Clay Wolfe]

We can't keep proper insurance with the amount of accidents that the transporters are having.

[JD Ryan]

So whoever. Whoever's this company is going to be knee deep in lawsuits.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Well, I don't try to pass it off on y'.

[Caller]

All.

[JD Ryan]

Me? Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I didn't know if any of y' all wanted to be in business.

[JD Ryan]

No, not in that kind of business.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You need a low net worth and I'm there. Thick skin.

[JD Ryan]

You got me on that?

[Bob Floyd]

No.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Well, you got. Did you get your money yet from your guy?

[JD Ryan]

No, not yet.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Is that real still?

[JD Ryan]

It's real. Yeah. They're just. They've got a lot of property in California they're having to sell.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I won't mention who, but JD had a friend of his and he's just friends with. And the guy passed away and he left him some damn money.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

He didn't have any kids?

[JD Ryan]

No, no kids.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And it was substantial. It was nice. Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Nice little set.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Did you know that was coming or. Complete surprise?

[JD Ryan]

No. He hinted one time when he got sick. He goes, by the way, you're in my.

[Bob Floyd]

You're in.

[JD Ryan]

You're noticed in my will. That's all he said. I didn't know if that was a like a tip the hat or what that means, but he had no idea it was that much money.

[Bob Floyd]

He was a good dude, that guy.

[JD Ryan]

Great guy. Great guy.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Great guy.

[JD Ryan]

But you know, he lived in my house for about a year.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Well, I asked you the other day, did you talk to them about the apartments in California?

[JD Ryan]

That's what they're selling. That's. Then they've got, that's a group purchase. So they gotta have give the people that own it together the right of first refusal. That's what's happening.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Gotcha. 800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. What's in the news, John? David?

[JD Ryan]

Well, we have. Amazon is the US largest online retailer. Everybody knows that. But one thing they haven't been selling is cars. That's about to change. The Fiat crisis itself. Three different vehicles via the web. How would you do this?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Because Fiat sucks.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, this all they're.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Nobody wants them.

[JD Ryan]

They're going to sell the 500. The 500L and the Panda.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Is the, is the 500. I think two of those versions are pull start.

[JD Ryan]

Not either.

[Michael Turley]

So you don't think to sell car?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. Why would that not work?

[John Clay Wolfe]

New cars? Sure. Used cars?

[Michael Turley]

No, no. New cars.

[JD Ryan]

New cars. These are, these are all new cars.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Why? What, what, what's the reason?

[Michael Turley]

Because people are lazy and.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, people are lazy and they want.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Why?

[JD Ryan]

It's been five years.

[Bob Floyd]

I've been.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I'm going to tell you to buy a Fiat, you're going to need a good salesperson to talk you into that. So I don't think that Amazon will get that done. I think if it's desirable merchandise then yes. But something like a Fiat, that's a step down car. That's a guy. Hey, I know you wanted that new Camaro or that new Dodge Durango, but this is what you can have.

[Michael Turley]

You think Chrysler's testing with it though?

[John Clay Wolfe]

I think they just have a lot of Fiats. They just need to get rid of those. Nissan will be next. Do I?

[Bob Floyd]

You can actually purchase things like dog houses and steel buildings and grand pianos.

[Michael Turley]

On Amazon now my wife buys on Amazon Weekly.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Me too.

[JD Ryan]

I mean I haven't been to a mall for Christmas in five years.

[John Clay Wolfe]

What about the boxes, man? That's the problem with all this.com and I've got a stack of Cardboard boxes. And I put them in the back of my truck. Right. To go dump them for her. And they start flying out and hitting other cars going down the road. And it's just problems.

[Michael Turley]

You got a fire pit, right?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah. It hasn't been very hot late. I mean, cold late.

[Michael Turley]

Now's the time.

[John Clay Wolfe]

But I'm talking boxes, lots of them. I mean, it's a box problem because.

[JD Ryan]

You won't buy so much stuff.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I had a box fly out the other day and hit a car right there. No, I wasn't speeding. It's just in the back of my truck. I thought I had something laying on top of it. I didn't. Here it comes. It hits the car behind me. They come, pull me over and start pitching me out. And I call her and yell at her. I mean, that's, you know, s runs downhill and you get paid on Friday. That's what you had to know to be a plumber. My name is John clay wolf. I'll be back just a minute.

[Bob Floyd]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John clay wolf show coming up, powered by givemethevin.com before.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I get off the floor don't bring me down. People say it's too good to be true. How do you buy cars from a website like givemetheven.com without looking at it? Well, I've been doing this 20 years. I know what I'm doing. I'm the largest wholesaler in all of Texas. Givemetheven.com if we don't beat your carmax offer, we'll pay you $100 dollars. How about that?

[Bob Floyd]

Tell us your car so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Now back to the John clay wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John clay wolf show. This isn't the song. This isn't the one. This is the one thing. This is not. Don't change.

[Michael Turley]

I thought you wanted the one thing.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Uhuh. Did I write that? Don't change.

[Michael Turley]

Look here.

[Bob Floyd]

So what y' all talking about?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Just cool pics. We'll play it next week.

[JD Ryan]

Cool.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I'm glad he effed it up this time.

[Bob Floyd]

Well, this is better than a lot of stuff.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, you put it's the one thing.

[John Clay Wolfe]

That's what I put. Yeah. I'm an idiot. Don't change. That's the best one.

[Bob Floyd]

So how fast do you think a.

[JD Ryan]

2011 Ford Mustang can go?

[Michael Turley]

What kind of mustang?

[JD Ryan]

Well, this one's slightly modified. It was a two. It was a Ford Mustang 2011 modified. Cops caught him doing in Oklahoma. 208 miles an hour. He'd probably slowed down from 248. He. When he got pulled over, he just reached out the window, dropped the keys on the ground.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I read this story that he cut his lights too.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. Turned the lights off, try to get away from the cops.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Going 200 miles an hour. 208 miles only in Oklahoma. I wonder what two dogs thought about that. They'll get. Hang on, Bill. Good morning.

[Caller]

Morning.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Where are you calling from? I see 214 area code.

[Caller]

I'm in Houston.

[John Clay Wolfe]

All right. We're not on right now, are we? I think we're we. I think Texas A and M's playing on ESPN right now.

[Caller]

Yeah, I don't think you are. I'm not sure that's cool.

[John Clay Wolfe]

What. What have you got?

[Caller]

2010 LTZ Chevy Tahoe.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay. And it doesn't have navigation. Sunroof.

[Caller]

Yeah, it's got. It's pretty loaded. It's got the power steps through, heated seats, bucket seat.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Whenever they. Whenever they have power running boards, they. I've never seen one without everything. If they've got. If they've got power boards, they've got the goods, all the gear. And what color.

[Caller]

It's the tricot pearl white.

[John Clay Wolfe]

16 grand. 16 with 106,000 miles?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Is that more than you were thinking, really, on a 2010 with a hundred. I was actually. I wrote down 15 grand. And then when you got into power boards and pearl white, I jumped up a thousand. I bought two of those. I bought two of them in 2000. I bought two of them right there at a 110,000 miles this week at auction. That were 11s for 16. Five.

[Caller]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And I don't. And I don't know if they're gonna make any money. I mean, that's why I was like at 15. I know this thing will make money because I can sell it to myself. But yeah, 16 grand. What's your payoff?

[Caller]

I don't have it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay, well, I can write a check if it's got a clean Carfax, and we can send driver to your house after we do the, you know, we'll factor the paperwork or email it to you and sign it up, send a driver to your house with a check. You give us the title in the car and you're out of there. Hell, you never went anywhere. Actually.

[Caller]

Yeah. How long's the quote good for?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Two days.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And I do that. I mean, you know, Why I do that? Turley? Do you know why I changed it for two days? Yeah. Because we did seven days Forever. I just did it to get. Get people off their ass.

[Caller]

I got it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

What's it take to buy it?

[Caller]

I don't know. I mean, it's the first I've looked into it. I was hoping more towards like 18 or so, but I think that's.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I think that's retail. I think that someone that sells that car to the public, does financing and offers warranty and all that, though, they'll ask 21 grand and take 18. And if I give you 16, hopefully I sell it to a dealer for 16, 5, or 17. You know, we make about. After the. After our expenses, we make about 400 bucks a car.

[Caller]

So I'm buying. I'm looking at getting a new Suburban. I'm out of space, so I probably would be better off trading this in.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Well, they probably won't give you 16. Do you want to. I'm hooked up with D and M Leasing in Houston and in Dallas. They can get you a quote on a new Suburban if you want one.

[Caller]

Nah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Why is that?

[Caller]

I would buy one.

[John Clay Wolfe]

See, that's what everybody says. I don't see how these people do 2000 cars a month if everybody says they want to buy one. Yeah, they do sell some too. How do they straight sell them too? Yeah, okay. Yeah, they can straight sell them too, Bill. But anyway.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yes, sir. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio is the call in number. So, Two Dogs, here we go. Tell me about who's Two Dogs. Two Dogs is a new. Oh, Two Dogs is a new character we have from Oklahoma.

[JD Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolfe]

He lives.

[JD Ryan]

It's very peaceful.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I don't know if he grew up on an Indian reservation. I'm betting he smokes peyote. Well, he may drink a little bit here and there. I don't know much about him. I guess we'll find out there.

[JD Ryan]

Or maybe not. Maybe he's just in a hot tub.

[Bob Floyd]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Two Dogs.

[Michael Turley]

No.

[JD Ryan]

That's so dope.

[Bob Floyd]

Hello.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Hello. Hello there.

[JD Ryan]

So peaceful.

[Bob Floyd]

I am Pawantoi Tona Mia.

[JD Ryan]

That's your official name.

[Bob Floyd]

This is Comanche for Two Dogs.

[JD Ryan]

Why? Why Two Dogs doing.

[Bob Floyd]

Becoming familiar in hostile environment.

[JD Ryan]

God.

[Bob Floyd]

It is a name I was given by my grandfather for Wanate Guntria, which means lonely dog making friend with basketball.

[John Clay Wolfe]

What? Lakers fan.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[Bob Floyd]

My grandfather. He was in the time before California became the evil home of the smoking weed. When the buffalo swept the bluff like Pontiacs at a Damaged auction sale. They were more plentiful back in the day. Now we have casinos and very little basketball.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Go Lakers.

[Bob Floyd]

Go Lakers.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Since you live in Oklahoma, are you a Thunder fan?

[Bob Floyd]

I don't dislike the Thunder, but I hate how they disrespect the great God Thunder. This should not be named for a basketball team from Oklahoma. If they were in Indiana, it would be. Okay.

[John Clay Wolfe]

What's your feeling about the Washington Redskins moniker Two Dogs?

[Bob Floyd]

Oh, we love the Redskins.

[JD Ryan]

Really?

[Bob Floyd]

Yes. We feel like they are our adopted football team. Many people do not know Kirk Cousin is a Native American.

[JD Ryan]

I don't think that's accurate, but okay.

[Bob Floyd]

Just because he looks Norwegian.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, he does.

[Bob Floyd]

Doesn't take away his heritage or his love of the great Comanche language.

[JD Ryan]

He doesn't speak Comanche.

[Bob Floyd]

As we say to.

[JD Ryan]

What does that mean?

[Bob Floyd]

First down.

[JD Ryan]

I'm learning all kinds of stuff today.

[Bob Floyd]

I once had a hamster.

[JD Ryan]

No, we're not gonna do this.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Tell me about your hamster.

[Bob Floyd]

I called him Gia laku, which is a Comanche word. Meaning what? Jerry. He was my friend.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah?

[JD Ryan]

What happened to him?

[Bob Floyd]

He ate my bag of weed and.

[JD Ryan]

Was no more gone.

[Bob Floyd]

He was stoned to death.

[JD Ryan]

Literally.

[Bob Floyd]

Not in a biblical sense. The weed made him so high, his spirit was lifted.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, God.

[Bob Floyd]

Into the great Sun God's lair where he runs now in his little wheel all day.

[JD Ryan]

Poor little hamster.

[John Clay Wolfe]

So where did you come up with this handle? Two Dogs?

[Bob Floyd]

I got it from my grandfather.

[John Clay Wolfe]

But, I mean, I don't get it. Two Dogs.

[JD Ryan]

Well, the whole name is.

[Bob Floyd]

In our culture. The grandfather always comes up with the name.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay.

[Bob Floyd]

Because the father is busy working at the GM plant when the babies come.

[JD Ryan]

I don't think. No.

[Bob Floyd]

And if there's no GM plant.

[JD Ryan]

Right.

[Bob Floyd]

They deal blackjack at an Indian casino. You say blackjack, we say Blanaya Komoye.

[JD Ryan]

Komoye. And that means? Exactly.

[Bob Floyd]

Split the deuce.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Of course it does.

[Bob Floyd]

Looking for 21. The game is mathematical, not spiritual.

[John Clay Wolfe]

So where did the name Two Dogs come from?

[Bob Floyd]

It comes from Two Dogs.

[John Clay Wolfe]

What do you mean?

[Bob Floyd]

Doing whatever they might be doing, depending on the season.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, I got you.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I don't get it.

[Bob Floyd]

I have a cousin named Manapakaduya.

[JD Ryan]

Manakapatui. And what does that mean?

[Bob Floyd]

It means two ducks. Getting it on two ducks.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay, so you're Two Dogs and your cousin's name's Two Ducks?

[Bob Floyd]

Ducks don't last long in Oklahoma.

[JD Ryan]

No, bet not.

[Bob Floyd]

They have the wrong temperament.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Well, thank you for joining our program this morning. Two dogs.

[Bob Floyd]

Gold leakers. What? And Redskins.

[John Clay Wolfe]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Just go to. Give me the Finn.

[Michael Turley]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I'm.

[JD Ryan]

I'm so easy.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You can do it in your.

[Bob Floyd]

He sounds like a very deep guy.

[JD Ryan]

He does.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Very serious. He's not very funny.

[JD Ryan]

I feel spiritually lifted.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bob Floyd]

Because most Native Americans are a laugh riot.

[Michael Turley]

You see a lot of stand up. They do, huh?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I felt like I was watching a scene in Kill Bill Pai May.

[Michael Turley]

Why do we have to sit around in a circle? Indian style, too? I didn't get that.

[John Clay Wolfe]

That was kind of weird. I like it.

[Bob Floyd]

Yeah, you guys are cool. We like the wolf pack.

[John Clay Wolfe]

All right, well, we're gone, people.

[JD Ryan]

Are we done?

[John Clay Wolfe]

We're just. The day has just begun.

[Bob Floyd]

Ow.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Because now we go into a buyer room and we bid cars to all the happy people that want to sell their car to. Giveme vin.com.

[Bob Floyd]

Give me the spirit of the dinero.

[John Clay Wolfe]

In the spirit of the dinero.

[Michael Turley]

We tried trade, white man.

[John Clay Wolfe]

We got money. They got car. We trade.

[JD Ryan]

We trade.

[John Clay Wolfe]

We trade.

[Bob Floyd]

Free.

[John Clay Wolfe]

No buffalo. All right, I'm out. Jd. Thank you, Babo. Thank you, Turley. Glad you made it back after your spiritual road trip to Washington, D.C. to see the hippies. And he came back a communist. All right, we'll see you later.

[Bob Floyd]

I'm out. Back to the money.

[John Clay Wolfe]

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