#81 John Clay Wolfe Show

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #81 Summary

Date: February 12, 2026
Host: John Clay Wolfe
Co-hosts/Regulars: J.D. Ryan, Bobbo Turley, Baba, Hannah

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Overview of the Episode

This episode of The John Clay Wolfe Show delivers the usual trademark mix of irreverent humor, car talk, wild stories, and live call-ins from listeners hoping to get a fast bid on their vehicles. Against the backdrop of sports news, Super Bowl bets, and cultural riffs, the show explores social boundaries with candid commentary, offbeat skits (including a “Reverend Cleophis” prayer and a Chinese New Year bit), and plenty of jokes that play with the edge of political correctness.

As always, the show’s backbone is car trading: John expertly handles real-time vehicle appraisals for callers, explains how business is evolving, shares insider stories about shady deals and auction hustlers, and notes the importance of adapting in the modern auto market. The episode also features insights into current events (from Trump’s latest TV appearance to the passing of Mary Tyler Moore), and blends in segments about country music, sports betting, and even a debate about the risks and rewards of edgy radio content.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Pushing the Boundaries: Race, Satire, and Radio

• The team debates a proposed “White, Black, Latino, or Other” news story guessing game. Turley pushes for it (“Is it black, white, Latino or other that did that?” — Bobbo Turley, 02:22), but J.D. and Baba voice concerns about crossing the line in today’s sensitive environment.
• Memorable Quote:
  “Everybody listens with a different ear.” — John Clay Wolfe (03:12)
• The crew finds humor in the idea but recognizes the risk of misinterpretation and FCC fines, deciding off-air discussion is best. Eventually, they tentatively test out the bit, handling it with self-awareness and tongue-in-cheek restraint (26:03–28:10).

2. Car Talk: The Mechanics and Madness of the Trade

• John details how the business works:
  • They buy about 1000 cars/month.
  • Standard margin is ~$300/car.
  • Efficiency, automation, and honesty with customers are key values.
• Technology in the Industry:
  • Launching a new, highly-automated vehicle valuation system by May. “It’s automated. Like, anybody can get the number on their car immediately…without even talking.” — John Clay Wolfe (10:33)
• Call-In Segments:
  • Dozens of listeners call for on-air appraisals, each handled with characteristic banter, curiosity, and humor. Freewheeling discussions cover everything from the color of a car to life stories.

3. Culture, Sex, and Money: Unfiltered Discussions

• Stripper Economics & Super Bowl:
  • Regular “Hannah” (the in-house exotic dancer) dishes on weekly earnings ($1,740–$3,000/night) and taxes (43:09–43:47 for a hilarious misunderstanding of income taxes).
  • The team discusses Super Bowl week being the “biggest week for strippers,” with some making six figures (49:09).
• Debate over escorting/prostitution vs. dancing (49:41).
• Memorable Laughter:
  • “I wish I had boobs!” — J.D. Ryan, responding to stripper income (42:48).

4. Politics, Satire, and Media Wars

• Trump’s TV Appearance:
  • The show pokes fun at Trump’s obsession with inauguration crowd photos (11:08) and his media feuds.
  • “I’m so tired of him talking about the crowd at this stupid inauguration!” — J.D. Ryan (11:08)
• Talk turns to Trump’s wall plans, tariffs on Mexican imports, and possible end-games (“I think Mexico winds up being part of America next.” — John Clay Wolfe, 136:36).
• Skits with fake Rush Limbaugh, Johnny Cash, and Hannibal Lecter keep the commentary biting and sharp.

5. Classic Comedy & Musical Parody

• “I Killed Myself” Country Song Bit:
  • The hosts improvise a hilariously dark country song about marital misery, with Baba freestyling lyrics like “My wife is too bitchy, I think I’ll just go fishing” (08:05).
• Cheech & Chong Appearance Flashback:
  • Re-airing “Mexican Americans” parody written by John for Cheech & Chong (28:09–28:49).
• Multiple musical interludes: from Vanilla Fudge to Hendrix, with hosts riffing on lyrics and classic rock history.

6. Religion, Race, and Class with a Comic Twist

• Caller requests a song about church exclusion:
  • Leads to the “Reverend Cleophis” skit, blending gospel humor with subtle commentary on judgment and belonging (13:07–15:50).
• “Chinese New Year” Routine:
  • An intentionally over-the-top bit with recurring “William Fory from Kong China,” poking fun at Chinese restaurant tropes and delivering a “rooster” joke (93:15–96:38).

7. Listener Stories & Americana

• Rural Life & “Country People Problems”:
  • Horse and bull stories, grandmothers wielding dog leashes. Giveaway of rodeo tickets turns into an interview about chicken farming and a solemn vow from a listener to use the tickets “even if the cattle get out” (150:49–151:04).
  • Memorable Moment:
    • John telling about his childhood escape attempt (148:04–148:52).

8. End-of-Show Reflections, Callbacks, and Takeaways

• JD’s Sobriety:
  • The group marks JD’s eighth year sober, roasting each other along the way (“I told God to help me or kill me…if you’d asked me to kill you, I’d have shot your ass right in the head.” — John Clay Wolfe, 68:29).
• Car Business Reality Check:
  • The show ends with honest talk about undervalued cars, the pain of buried loans, and the realities of used-car trading in 2026.

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Notable Quotes & Timestamps

• “Everybody listens with a different ear.” — John Clay Wolfe (03:12)
• “You gotta be drunk to write good country.” — J.D. Ryan (08:29)
• “We are that good. I buy cars, about a thousand a month. I make about $300 a car.” — John Clay Wolfe (19:46)
• “I wish I had boobs!” — J.D. Ryan (42:48)
• “If I can’t beat your CarMax offer, I’ll give you $100.” — John Clay Wolfe (89:24)
• “You’re just too damn slow, Hannibal.” — John Clay Wolfe, during a ‘Silence of the Lambs’ bit (79:03)
• “I think Mexico winds up being part of America next.” — John Clay Wolfe (136:36)
• “I told God to help me or kill me…” — John Clay Wolfe, ribbing JD’s sobriety (68:29)
• “I run a chicken farm. I work seven days a week, eleven months out of the year….” — PBR ticket-winning caller (151:04)

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Key Segment Timestamps

• Opening debate on race and satire: 01:14 – 03:43
• Car business innovation/automation: 10:01 – 10:45
• Abortion payment protest & “Fast Times” references: 03:35 – 06:07
• “I Killed Myself” song parody: 07:31 – 09:06
• John’s new system for car bidding: 16:34 – 18:18
• Cheech & Chong “Mexican Americans”: 28:09 – 28:49; 98:35 – 99:35
• Stripper money, Super Bowl: 43:09 – 43:47; 49:09
• Political talk – Trump/crowds/media: 11:03 – 13:07; 132:55 – 134:10
• Chinese New Year bit: 93:13 – 96:38
• Country people problems and rodeo tickets: 144:29 – 151:45

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Conclusion

This episode is classic John Clay Wolfe: fast, funny, and unpredictable, juggling cars, cash, and comedy—all while dodging the ever-shifting boundaries of “what you can say on the radio.” Fans of quick wit, off-color banter, and live reality with real people (from strip club employees to chicken farmers to cowboys) will find plenty to love. It’s a wild ride from start to finish and a perfect snapshot of 2026 American morning radio done the “Wolf” way.

Transcript

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[John Clay Wolf]

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[Radio Announcer]

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[Bobbo Turley]

So you really think those stories are presenting it that way is too racist?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't think so.

[J.D. Ryan]

Just my opinion. I know, but just.

[Bobbo Turley]

And I'm not a racist person.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know you're not at all, but that. The point is we're not talking about you. We're talking about somebody that might hear it and think it's racist.

[Baba]

What are you dudes talking about?

[J.D. Ryan]

He wants to do stories. There's always funny stories in the paper. You know, in the, in the, in the paper.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm an old man here.

[J.D. Ryan]

I picked up this, this, this tablet of rocks and had some writing on it. Anyway, there's always a. There's. There's always stories. You know, people do crazy. Let me pick one out here. Okay, here's.

[Baba]

Oh, not that one.

[J.D. Ryan]

Pennsylvania man tried to kill his mother for switching the TV channels.

[Baba]

Okay, so what's racist about that?

[Bobbo Turley]

Well, nothing, nothing there.

[J.D. Ryan]

But see, Michael wants to see. Depending on the person who did it, Michael wants to say, okay, you get to guess. Is that a black person, a white person, or a Latino or other. Or other that did that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Samoan.

[Bobbo Turley]

That's what I say. Well, what do you think?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, that would be other.

[Bobbo Turley]

Is it black, white, Latino or other? I don't think that's.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't.

[J.D. Ryan]

See. I was gonna say embarrassed. I was gonna go with, is it Florida, Texas or elsewhere?

[Baba]

There you go. See?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Baba]

No, no, that's how those news stories.

[John Clay Wolf]

75.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know.

[Hannah]

Why.

[J.D. Ryan]

What is wrong with Florida?

[Bobbo Turley]

We can ban Muslims. Why can't we do a story like that? Come on.

[J.D. Ryan]

Because we, we are not banning Muslims, you and I. But if I read that story, that's how it reads to the fcc. That JD Said that.

[Bobbo Turley]

So should we ask John too? I mean, it's his call on it.

[Baba]

If it's not we, then it turns into the great they, and then you're into a whole new deal.

[Bobbo Turley]

We've got two no's already.

[J.D. Ryan]

Even Bobbo went. And you know, Bob always agrees with that.

[Bobbo Turley]

I think it's because you guys are racist.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's why.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, that's it. No, we just understand. Everybody listens with a different ear.

[John Clay Wolf]

True.

[J.D. Ryan]

And we got to be careful what we do. This kind of stuff we talk about off the air when we're talking about my.

[Hannah]

Well, broadcast it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why not?

[Bobbo Turley]

Yeah.

[Baba]

And with that, Good Morning Dallas and points beyond, here we are at the John Clay Wolf Show, a brand new Saturday morning. Yes, we are live.

[J.D. Ryan]

Points beyond.

[Baba]

Fairly, somewhat live.

[John Clay Wolf]

Baba. That is really. I'm proud of you. Are you really? Out me when I walked in.

[Baba]

Got you.

[John Clay Wolf]

You didn't out me.

[Baba]

Who the hell are you?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm the Ghost.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, I'll let him. John is gay. There we go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are y' all talking about that deal where the. The protesting women and the men that are protesting. The women that are protesting the abortions and protesting. They need to pay for half. No, no.

[J.D. Ryan]

But let's talk about that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, there's a protest group in Tennessee that's protesting that the women need to pay for half the abortions.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, I got you. Okay, so they're protesting the processors.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, they're just saying, you know, whenever we get abortions, that they always pay for all of it.

[J.D. Ryan]

That. Well, okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And if you want equal rights, then you pay for half.

[J.D. Ryan]

Annie up.

[John Clay Wolf]

You were there, too, so it's kind of like a half. Their message is half.

[Baba]

That's not what I learned from Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

[John Clay Wolf]

You want half, which is what did you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Anyway, that's.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did you learn at fast times race 100.

[Baba]

I was gonna ask. You owe me $120 for these reo Speedwagon tickets, Rat, but I really need it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why do you need it, Damone?

[Baba]

I really need it for Lisa.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Baba]

You knew she was a bad girl when you got onto a rat.

[J.D. Ryan]

Bada Bing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bada Bing. That was pretty sorry of Damone to screw Rat's girl. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Dude, let it go. It really was nine generations ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

Had you ever had that happen to you, Mom?

[Baba]

Have I had it happen to me?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Baba]

No, but I've happened to it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not proud happened to it. What's that mean?

[Baba]

Well, I mean, I've been. I've played the Damone role a lot more times than I played the rat.

[Caller]

Roll.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you have to pay for the. For the doctor's visit?

[Baba]

No, I've never. Would you believe I've never been involved in a doctor's visit ever.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Baba]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Turley, have you ever bought a doctor's visit? No. It's not for you.

[Bobbo Turley]

No.

[J.D. Ryan]

You. No.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. But When I was in high school, they've had moments.

[J.D. Ryan]

I've had moments.

[John Clay Wolf]

I had not one, not two, but three. Three tell me that they were late at the same time.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

So that odds at that point were. Wasn't it weird? Yeah, it was just. It was a high time in my life.

[Baba]

Sure, sure. I had a girl, 17, 18.

[John Clay Wolf]

Three different schools. God, I remember that like it was yesterday. 18, 18.

[Baba]

Was the diagnosis correct?

[John Clay Wolf]

No. On all fronts. Clear.

[Baba]

How about that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Now I was really looking at my net worth today as an 18 year old. Adding up, looking at, looking at future planning and adding up available assets, cash liquidation ideas, etc.

[Baba]

Play that time game.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, there's a story actually in this today's news somewhere. It's buried deep, but three girls told.

[John Clay Wolf]

A high school kid that they're all pregnant, but they weren't.

[J.D. Ryan]

What do you think it costs to raise a kid today from 0 to 18 if you add all million dollars. No, it's actually 400,000.

[Baba]

You know what it is, J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

What?

[Baba]

Despite income, despite everything. It takes everything. Whatever you got, it takes everything.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well said. Well said. That's true. And not funny, but true.

[Baba]

No. And you don't resent it because you just do it. And you always wish you could do more.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, I've always resented it.

[Baba]

Donald Trump wishes he could do more for his kids. And you know, he does a lot.

[J.D. Ryan]

He does.

[Baba]

You know, the richest man in the world wishes they could do a little more. It's like Schindler at the end of Schindler's List.

[John Clay Wolf]

What else was one of the ones that said she was knocked up?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

How would you take that? Would you be happy, sad or.

[Baba]

Yeah, I'd roll with that deal, dude.

[John Clay Wolf]

But like if you were 18, you wouldn't. You wouldn't know any better. You wouldn't know that you need to roll with that.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're not excited.

[John Clay Wolf]

Somebody might on that deal. So high profile. Somebody might put you in a headlock, pull you to the side and to you that you need to be happy with that deal. No, I've always.

[J.D. Ryan]

There's Kenny Chesney has a song just about that. It's called There Goes My Life. The woman tells him he's pregnant. He goes, there goes my life. The child grows up and ends up being the best thing ever they ever have. She drives away to go to college and he goes, there goes my life. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And now he's looking at his mean old wife.

[J.D. Ryan]

There's my.

[John Clay Wolf]

He grabs. The next song is I killed myself. Yeah.

[Baba]

Damn.

[J.D. Ryan]

Bitter, bitter table for one.

[Baba]

Now that's a country song.

[Hannah]

Yeah, it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is?

[Baba]

I killed myself. I used to have a life she drove to college. Now I'm dead. Nobody talks to me but my dog.

[John Clay Wolf]

How does the chorus go?

[Baba]

Cause my wife is too bitchy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Baba]

I think I'll just go fishing.

[J.D. Ryan]

There's so many things that rhyme with bitching.

[John Clay Wolf]

I kind of think he's gonna pull this off. Keep going.

[J.D. Ryan]

Try to rhyme with purple.

[John Clay Wolf]

My wife is just too.

[Baba]

I like my best soup. Vichy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, wow.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's funny.

[John Clay Wolf]

But we got to hit the high note of, you killed yourself, vicious.

[Baba]

I killed myself.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's why you. You got to be drunk to write good country. You got to be drunk to write good country.

[Baba]

Now I think I'm going to die.

[John Clay Wolf]

So did you say Vichy so it would ride up? Wow. That was a reach, man. Wait, one more time. Hang on. Hit me with the chorus again.

[Baba]

I can't remember the chorus.

[John Clay Wolf]

You just wrote it.

[Baba]

Well, I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know.

[Baba]

That's why I can't remember.

[John Clay Wolf]

My wife is just too. It's your song.

[Baba]

I think I'm gonna go fishing.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Baba]

Then I can stop wishing for my Vichy Swa.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's terrible. Vichy Swa.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know, with today's country music, that might work.

[Baba]

I'm gonna sell it to Steven Tyler.

[J.D. Ryan]

You gotta put it to rap beat.

[John Clay Wolf]

I killed myself. Ah, she's bitchy. Oh, Axl Rose is in this morning to. To sing I killed myself. Mama tried.

[Baba]

What were we working on that time trailer? We're talking about having an actual reaction.

[Bobbo Turley]

Oh, yeah.

[Baba]

Every time John does something outrageous.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my God.

[Baba]

That's an axle reaction.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800, 7 2, 3, four. 800, 800. Radio is a call in number, year, make, model, miles. For you guys out there that want me to bid your car, we'll get right on that. Or just go to givemetheven.com. man, I've been on a conference call this morning.

[J.D. Ryan]

How'd that go? But it's a bunch of car guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's just our project that we're working on.

[J.D. Ryan]

Was it good?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, sure. It's. It's coming. I think. I think it's gonna. I'd say may this. May is when we release it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really? That's pretty close, man. Are you excited? Yeah. Because you said it could go one of two ways.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it'll kill me or it'll make me wealthy.

[J.D. Ryan]

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I think it's gonna. I Don't think it's gonna go the wrong way.

[Caller]

Good.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's. I can't imagine that it would if it's a spin off of what we're doing now, because it's very successful. What you're doing now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it's automated. It's like where anybody can get the number on their car immediately. Like stupid, quick, without even talking.

[J.D. Ryan]

They don't even have to call.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, really, you don't really even have to go to the website.

[Baba]

Wow. But you know what?

[J.D. Ryan]

Think it.

[John Clay Wolf]

We just telepath it over to you, man.

[Baba]

You better watch that because that's exactly the kind of thing these days is getting hacked by those Russians, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Shows up on your Apple Watch.

[Baba]

Yeah, you show too many ruples.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, did anybody watch Trump's interview on with somebody last night or night before abc?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, I didn't watch it. I watched the highlights, which, of course are going to be bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

It was just, you know, it was. It was him walking, from what I saw. I didn't see the whole thing. I'm sure he talked about stuff, but he was mostly about him. Here's the picture. It's funny, he had a framed picture of the. I'm so tired of him talking about the crowd at this stupid inauguration. Shut up and get to business. But he has a framed picture on the wall of the inauguration crowd that is clearly photoshopped. I mean, not even. Not even close. Even the ones that showed the normal crowd show. There were some. There's some bare spots. There were people that, you know weren't there.

[Baba]

Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

And not in this picture.

[Baba]

There's always bare spots. But there were bare spots in Atlanta last week for the football game, of course.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hello? Hello? Hello.

[Caller]

Yes, Hi. I'm trying to get this number. I finally got it just now. And I live in reserve on each 21st street and I listen to you every day. But there's a song that was played by somebody yesterday was a song about a man going to church and that they didn't receive him in church because of his dress and his hairstyle. And I'd like to know who made.

[Female Caller]

That song and where can I buy it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Bobby Brown. Bobby Brown. And the name of the song is I Killed Myself, which is very weird that the name that it says that.

[Caller]

He went to church and they told him he couldn't come in because his hair was long and he had a hat on or something. And he said he knelt outside and prayed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Signs by.

[Baba]

It's the Outlaw Prayer by Johnny Paycheck.

[Caller]

He looked At. He said that he looked at a man in wino in the alley and he look at the glass stand and he thought about how many. How many meals he would feed those people for a year or. It was just so real. It was just so real. And he said that if church was. If religion was a tie and a suit and a nice car, then he was not qualified. Oh, I love this.

[John Clay Wolf]

In that vein. Honey, we're going to bring you a little prayer this morning to get the morning started off right. Is that okay? You like that?

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, let's do that. I'm going to hang up on you and turn your radio up.

[Baba]

Lord.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, here it comes.

[Baba]

Hold my hand, Sister Mary Elizabeth. I say this. Pray on. Look here. When I woke up this morning, woke up this morning, I heard the song of a troubled bird. He wasn't singing happy and beautiful like many birds do in the bright sunshine. No, Lord, no. It sounded like a half dead, cackling turkey had been shot in the gullet two times. I looked out my window, I said, lord, Lord, where that bird? Come to me, bird. Bring me castle. The bird sat on my window, silly. Says squawk.

[John Clay Wolf]

Said what? What'd he say?

[Baba]

It says squawk.

[J.D. Ryan]

Try to follow.

[Baba]

I said, what you mean, squawk? Why ain't you happy eating your little.

[John Clay Wolf]

Little old.

[Baba]

Little old worm, sitting in the sunshine, singing your happy blue jay song. He's a big blue jay. Look terrible.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, Baba, when you're doing that, are you. Are you just. Just jerking around, buying time and writing in front of yourself?

[Baba]

He looked like he had been roosting in the back alley of a honky tone. Maybe. Maybe the nice honky tongue like cowboy.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's where Jesus would go.

[Baba]

A berry Bob, he would.

[J.D. Ryan]

Jesus, Billy Bob would be.

[Baba]

But he been there too long.

[John Clay Wolf]

You.

[Baba]

Know, And I put him out in my yard with my chockings. You know, the Reverend keep a yard full of chocolate. We like fresh eggs. Ever since I quit the whiskey, I eat poached eggs in the morning. They fresh big brown country eggs. And do you know, in four days the blue jay was making big brown country eggs too. That's why I thank my friend Harry, the rooster in my yard, who says, and listen to this. Sister Mary Elizabeth, write this down. A blue jay ain't nothing but a very pretty chicken. Lord, Lord.

[John Clay Wolf]

Amen.

[Baba]

Say joy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Say joy, Joy.

[Baba]

Amen.

[John Clay Wolf]

Amen. Thank you. What's his name?

[Bobbo Turley]

Reverend Charles.

[Baba]

Reverend Cleophis. Charles William Jefferson Jones.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cleophis makes me want to write a check 800-800-7 2, 3, 4. Or just call us at 800-800-RODIO. Lord, Lord. Bought a lot of cars this week. Tired.

[J.D. Ryan]

Been all over the state. All over the country. All over the world.

[John Clay Wolf]

All over the world, yeah. Bunch, bunch, bunch, bunch, bunch.

[J.D. Ryan]

How many cars? Any idea?

[John Clay Wolf]

Couple hundred. Couple hundred.

[J.D. Ryan]

I watch Michael's eyes roll back in his head because he's got to move him. He's got to make it all happen. You buy him, you wave your hand. But Michael has to work at him.

[Bobbo Turley]

No, we got people doing it.

[J.D. Ryan]

People do it anymore.

[John Clay Wolf]

I asked Uncle Roy to come in. I hope he does. He's next door lining up a lot of pickups.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's busy.

[Bobbo Turley]

Everyone loves coming on there.

[John Clay Wolf]

He doesn't like it, but he's great at it.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's great at it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm. Yeah, the new system's nice. The buying deal. And because in my, in my line of work over the years, you go to the dealerships and you got to beg these, these guys to sell you cars. And they've got their brother in law that's taking care of them, that sell them. Let me be clear. I buy trade ins, right? Dealer to dealer, trade ins from the dealership.

[J.D. Ryan]

Somebody comes in, trades the car, and that's what you buy.

[John Clay Wolf]

And, and we, we can't sell to you. We've got to send it to the auction or they ask you some stupid number that's like more than they have on their website.

[Caller]

Sure.

[J.D. Ryan]

And.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I mean, our new, our new system is going to be nice.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, they know you. Why wouldn't they get past the games? They know you. They know you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why, why do, why do pool hustlers do what they do? Why do prostitutes do. What they want is tickets, Skip.

[J.D. Ryan]

But because if you're with a pool hustler and he does it very often, you quit working with him, you quit dealing with him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because they have their deals lined up where they get paid and you're not under the table. Okay? Yeah, it's real simple. You've been to Mexico and seen bribe? No, not really. So, not. Not in all cases, but. And that used to be worse. Okay, but yeah, so. So somebody's got the wheel greased and they're just gonna sit there and lie to you about why they don't want you to have the, you know, deal. But yeah, pretty soon, I mean, you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Still travel to get these cars or can you do it online now? You have to be there.

[John Clay Wolf]

I travel, but I do it more and more online. And, and pretty soon I'M gonna need that. What was it? Dr. Butner's hemorrhoid cream.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, it is good. Dr. Butner's. Because I'm. I'm going to be sitting on my ass all day. I do it half the time now, buying cars on my computer through the system, which is really what.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

If I could just turn. I'm a. I'm a lazy guy at heart, so if I could turn this whole thing into where it helps. Doctor where you need Dr. Butner's hemorrhoid cream.

[J.D. Ryan]

You'd like it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then that's a success. This is Operation Dr. Butner's hemorrhoid cream. My name is John Clay Wolf. Be right back. Uno momento, por favor. Lord, Lord, Lord. Dance. All right.

[Baba]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the Wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com and you will realize that we are that good. I've been doing this 22 years. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars. About a thousand a month. I make about 300 bucks a car. And that's what we do. In and out, very fast, quick and easy. We lose money, we make money, we run an average, and that's how we do it. I can be your dealer friend in the business. Check me out. Givemetheven.com sell us your car.

[Baba]

Give me the bin. Com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Radio Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call him toll free, 1-800-800 radio or log on to GoWolf.com. this is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who is this? Another song Danzig? That's right.

[Baba]

Not there.

[John Clay Wolf]

What was he singing about, Mother?

[Bobbo Turley]

Mother.

[J.D. Ryan]

Nothing.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's weird. What is? Dan took this thing. Mother. Yes, it is.

[Bobbo Turley]

I don't really look deep into lyrics.

[John Clay Wolf]

S found in cars. Today, Rush Limbaugh is going to join us. Super bowl talk Vegas odds on Romo's new Town. Dallas is off the air for some reason today. What we don't.

[Bobbo Turley]

We don't know why Now, Technical issues on their end.

[John Clay Wolf]

They sent us a deal. So we're screwed up. The feed's coming down, but they can't process it. But all the rest of cities are up. Good morning, Pennsylvania. Oklahoma City. Houston, Texas. Buzz, listeners. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars on the radio. 800-800-7234 is how you get a hold of me. It says white Black, Latino or other on the board.

[Bobbo Turley]

Charlie, we discussed that this morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you fill me in?

[Bobbo Turley]

Well, I've been overruled on doing that bit or not.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just completely. Can you lightly. Not you, Bobbo. Can you explain to me what he. What his bit was?

[Baba]

Well, Turley's an idea man, right? And he's. I mean, he has the ideas all the time. He can't stop me. So he thinks to himself, here's a strange news story. You know, just odd news. Dumb criminals, you know, crazy stuff.

[Caller]

We'll.

[Baba]

We'll tell this story that we got off a regular periodical note and then let you decide if the participants in the story were white, black, Latino, or maybe other. Other Middle Eastern.

[J.D. Ryan]

Other. Other's fine.

[Baba]

Nova Scotian.

[J.D. Ryan]

Others fine.

[Baba]

Wisconian.

[J.D. Ryan]

Other.

[John Clay Wolf]

French Canadian.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right, right.

[Baba]

French Canadian.

[J.D. Ryan]

But you get to decide.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, now, I like that.

[Baba]

Oh, you know, I didn't know the bass salts would do that to me.

[J.D. Ryan]

Here's what's going to happen. I'm going to do one that's a little worse than the other one, and they're going to go. Somebody's going to call up and go, well, of course they're, you know. No, I can't.

[John Clay Wolf]

My gay cousin.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, here we go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wants to come in with her wife and do lesbian football talk. I don't.

[J.D. Ryan]

Didn't get in trouble for this.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, we got in trouble for the idea of it.

[J.D. Ryan]

So you're going to do it.

[Baba]

So you think the execution will wax a little better?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I called one of the big PDS on one of these stations and went through it in detail with him.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he cleared it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, but how many other stations you got to call?

[John Clay Wolf]

But we decided we don't give a damn about the East Coast. New York people that are not, not, not the listeners, but the PD libs.

[J.D. Ryan]

The managers that are protecting their jobs.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. So with. Now that we're back here on Texas time, we can do lesbian football talk.

[Baba]

I think it's a necessary public service. They may feel totally about. Different about football than we do.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're smarter about it. That's the funny part.

[Bobbo Turley]

If you have them in studio doing it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bobbo Turley]

It's not like you're making fun of she's my cousin.

[J.D. Ryan]

If they're doing it.

[Bobbo Turley]

Yeah. When you have the idea, it sounds.

[J.D. Ryan]

Like you're making fun, right? It's. Yes, exactly. It's like somebody.

[Bobbo Turley]

I have to agree with the pd.

[J.D. Ryan]

Some people can use certain words and other people cannot.

[John Clay Wolf]

But it's my cousin. It doesn't matter. Who it is My gay cousin. As long as my gay cousin.

[Bobbo Turley]

See, he's got to claim the one gay person in his family.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got two. I've got two. One's a gay lesbian up in Alaska that fishes.

[J.D. Ryan]

What's the fishing?

[Bobbo Turley]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

But that's what she does. She does. She's a tough gal. She's like out on the sea, God bless her.

[J.D. Ryan]

Her.

[John Clay Wolf]

Absolutely. She had a hell of a knife collection and an archery collection at a very young age.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, you might. That might be a little bell going off.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, this woman had bear knives and bare bows like you've never seen in the fourth grade or a lot of plaid.

[Baba]

She.

[John Clay Wolf]

I haven't seen her in a while. Who cares? 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. So next week's super bowl talk might have a special segment, lesbian football talk. And we have super bowl talk coming today. But I do like the white, black, Latino or other ideas. So I want to talk with you guys off air about that a little bit more. When we come back, we might be able to do a give that a whirl.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Bear back.

[Baba]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the Wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by giving me the vin dot com.

[John Clay Wolf]

People say it's too good to be true. How do you buy cars from a website like givemetheven.com without looking at it? Well, I've been doing this 20 years. I know what I'm doing. I'm the largest wholesaler in all of Texas. Givemetheven.com if we don't beat your CarMax offer, we'll pay you a hundred dollars. How about that?

[Baba]

Tell us your car. Give me the bin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Radio Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call them toll free, 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio or log on to gowolf.com this is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is a good song by Rat called lay it down, 800-800-723-4. My name is John Clay Wolf. Good Saturday morning to you. I have no idea if we're on in Dallas yet.

[Bobbo Turley]

Probably not.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think we're probably just going to stretch out an extra hour today to cover the hour that we lost him in our hometown. Bobbo, good morning. How are you?

[Baba]

Good day. Good day.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, I was thinking about that, the thing on the board, white, black, Latino or Other. Just.

[J.D. Ryan]

Just don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

And so what the idea was is, is you throw a story at us and we say it was white, black, Latino or other. But, you know, we. It's just such a dicey, dicey deal in this PC world.

[Baba]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm scared to say white, black, Latino or other. Get. Give me a shot of one.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, this one is.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you're going to tell me a story and I'm going to guess white, black, Latino or other.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Listener]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, this one comes out of a. Okay, this was in a bar. Malcolm Tyrone Johnson of Atlanta was arrested over the weekend for allegedly using bottled flatulence to stink up a bar in downtown Atlanta. Upon arriving at the bar about 1:40 in the morning, police saw several patrons of the Whiskey Bent and they began to leave quickly, making the comments how bad it stunk inside. So basically he got arrested for spreading stinky stuff in a bar.

[Bobbo Turley]

What was the name again, Malcolm?

[John Clay Wolf]

Mike, this is where. Let me handle it.

[Bobbo Turley]

No, I just wanted him to.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know, I know, but I will. Malcolm, this is exactly what I'm talking about. You and I are out on the middle of a ice together holding hands, and the sun is shining. And it. I would rather. If we're going to fall through the ice, let me push us through the ice, please. Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Malcolm Tyrone Johnson of Atlanta was arrested over the weekend for allegedly using a bottle flatulence to stink up a bar in downtown Atlanta.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so is Michael. What's his name?

[J.D. Ryan]

Malcolm Tyrone Johnson?

[John Clay Wolf]

Is Malcolm Tyrone Johnson white, black, Latino or other? And would he. You know, what kind of race would be more prone to fart in a bottle in a bar? White, black, Latino or other. What's the name again?

[J.D. Ryan]

Malcolm Tyrone Johnson of Atlanta.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, I've thought a lot about this.

[J.D. Ryan]

He was also described by police as being very inebriated and was slurring his words, if that matters. What have you thought?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know about y', all, but I'm gonna go with other. Other.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'll go with other Baba.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you think?

[Baba]

I was definitely other.

[John Clay Wolf]

Other. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

And I have a picture. I'm going with other.

[John Clay Wolf]

This reminds me of Chichi Chong. Surely Mexican Americans, when they were in the studio with us. I re. Pull that up, Turley. I rewrote Mexican Americans. He did For Cheech and Chong to sing and show.

[J.D. Ryan]

Shocked. Shocked. You got him to do this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, their publicist was too. Do you remember that, Mike? The public is like, I can't believe you. Here's a clip of it. Yeah. Good play. It cool.

[Baba]

I was gonna sing.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, hit it. Mexican Americans are named Jordan and Brandon and Alex and have brothers in laws named Tyrone. Mexican Americans are playing golf now and into NASCAR and other white guy stuff, but still fight chickens in Oklahoma. Yeah.

[Baba]

Mexican Americans like Fanny from Carlitas. And they also like. And also they cook the best Chinese food.

[J.D. Ryan]

Can't believe this.

[Baba]

Mexican American sitting in the radio stations and looking at stuff that other guys wrote and sitting there thinking, boy, this is really crap.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mexican Americans like to go to the radio station and do this stuff and then take a nap crapping that. The Mexican stuff. Carditas in Chinese food was Connie's writing. My office manager. She's Hispanic, by the way.

[Bobbo Turley]

We're back up on 92.5925.

[John Clay Wolf]

I wonder how that intro felt.

[Baba]

I think all those lyrics. All those lyrics were ghost written by a mad Albanian genius.

[John Clay Wolf]

They caught the whole segment or this jumped right in the middle of it. Good morning, Dallas. Good morning, Houston. Good morning, Oklahoma. Good morning, Pennsylvania. And the guys in the Poconos in New Jersey and New York. Hey, hey, I'm talking to you. Hey, Joey Bag of Donuts, you fat prick.

[Baba]

What's going on over there? Get your lazy ass out of the bed. You think we got all day?

[J.D. Ryan]

See, now, that's okay to do, but you can't do.

[Baba]

The others you still laying around and.

[John Clay Wolf]

Know what you can and can't do. But the problem is, is they don't know what they can and can't do. Guido Sarducci, father Guido Sarducci. Are you. What can you and can't you do?

[Baba]

Do you know, I had a long time, I thought about this. Oh, this is a thing.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Baba]

That you're talking about. See the black and white, the other thing, Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Baba]

That don't matter anymore.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, what matters?

[Baba]

Cause we're all Americans now, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Baba]

You know, you got. You could go with the mozzarella, but it doesn't make you Italian.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Baba]

You know, it's not in the cooking anymore. It's the philosophy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, philosophy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Baba]

If I bring this bat over there and break your head open.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Baba]

You're gonna be red on the inside.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, they all are. And then a little bit on the car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Alex Baron, good morning. You're on the air. All of us, everybody. Alec, are you there?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we've got Alec. We could do it with him. He's got a 06 GMC Envoy with 225,000 miles. Guess what he is. So we could guess what Alec Baron is. Is he white, black, Latino or other. Alec, where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

What part of Houston? Where did you go? Seabrook. So he lives by the sea. Where did you go to college?

[Caller]

I'm in college right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where do you go? Junior college or like University of Houston?

[Caller]

Yeah, it's like a junior college.

[Baba]

Samoan.

[John Clay Wolf]

Samoan. So that would be other. We're gonna go with Alec is other.

[J.D. Ryan]

Other.

[Baba]

Other.

[John Clay Wolf]

Alec. 06 GMC envoy would turn 25, 000 miles. You know. You know, it's worth nothing, man. I mean, the truth. We. If. If we got a case of beer and we're out on a buddy's ranch and had some guns, a spotlight, we could go coyote hunting this thing wide open across the fields and then we're done. At the end of the night, if it's still running after we jump it several times, we could just blast it up with ammo.

[J.D. Ryan]

That'd be fun.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, what would that be worth, JD would that be worth 300?

[J.D. Ryan]

500.

[John Clay Wolf]

500.

[Caller]

500 experience worth to you guys? I mean, I'd be. I'm willing to do that for you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I agree. And see, so. So would you rather give 500 for the beater sled or have a 500 experience?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I think this is a Jimi Hendrix car. Are you experienced? Yeah. So, Alec, we're gonna give nothing for it. We're gonna go have fun in it. We're gonna go jump it and we're gonna go shoot it up and get drunk. So call me later.

[J.D. Ryan]

Deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. All right, bye. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio shayen. Hello, sticker.

[Caller]

Hello.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hello and welcome to Movie Phone. What you got?

[Female Caller]

I have a 2014 Audi A4.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Sounds pretty white. Where are you calling from? Can you hear me?

[Female Caller]

Yes, I'm sorry. I can hear you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Where are you calling from?

[Female Caller]

I'm calling from Houston, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Are you a Texans fan?

[Female Caller]

Of course I am.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good, good. Have you had any bids on your car yet?

[Female Caller]

I have not.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you want to replace it with?

[Female Caller]

I'm just selling it outright. I actually have already purchased another vehicle.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. My kind of gal.

[J.D. Ryan]

Ready to go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you heavy, medium build or small?

[Female Caller]

Medium.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so the seats aren't all worn out. That's what I was checking for. Baba. It's kind of like Buffalo Bill in Silence of the Lambs.

[Baba]

I was wondering.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's A8. It's an A4, right? Yes. Premium, Premium plus or prestige?

[Listener]

Premium.

[John Clay Wolf]

Premium. Okay. Does it have 18 inch wheels, navigation or An S? Is it an S line package?

[Female Caller]

It's an S line package.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's got the 18s on it already. No net yes or no on the nav?

[Female Caller]

No nav.

[John Clay Wolf]

32, 000 miles. Not a Quattro. Is it a Quattro? Four wheel drive or two wheel drive? Probably two wheel drive if you're in Houston.

[Female Caller]

Yeah, two wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I'm a 16 grand buyer. You said you were meeting him. Now you're mooing like a cow. Are you sure?

[Female Caller]

I was looking more closer to 19.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we're at an impasse, Bobbo.

[Baba]

It takes the offer from John Wolf.

[J.D. Ryan]

It takes the offer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I've been 16. She's at. What was your number, Shayla? 19.

[Caller]

19.

[John Clay Wolf]

19. That's a three thousand dollar spread, Bob. We got three bones between us.

[Baba]

Size 14 spread.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know how you fix it. So, Shailen, one of us is going to have to come up and one of us is going to have to go down. Are you willing to go down?

[Female Caller]

Come on, guys. It's nice and pretty.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've heard that it's nice and pretty. What do your feet look like, John? They're small.

[Female Caller]

Nice and small. The petals aren't. Aren't very worn out, are they?

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Are your feet, are they pretty? Are they like webbed?

[Female Caller]

They're very pretty.

[John Clay Wolf]

You have pretty feet. All right then I'll come up. I'll give 17 grand.

[Caller]

Eighteen.

[Female Caller]

Five.

[John Clay Wolf]

See now I came up a thousand and you went down 500. I'm not. You want retail, darling, that's the problem here. I can't buy cars retail and make a living and keep talking to you on Saturdays. So. So I'm all over this thing. What did I say? Does a 17. Yeah, I'm all. What color is it?

[Female Caller]

It's white with black leather.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's all good. But here's the difference between me. What's your payoff? Am I. Am I fighting some damn payoff? Is that what I'm. Is that what this is all about?

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

No pay off, no payoff. You've got a title, correct. Okay, then I can buy it Monday. So my drivers in Houston, Texas, will show up at your home or work or wherever you tell us to go with a check in hand and get this car bought. You can go cash it or I mean get an immediate credit at your bank. It's not some draft like my competitors use that float you around and don't pay you. I'll pay you Monday. I'm giving you real money. You can run an ad for 18, 5 and 19 grand and go deal with a bunch of jerk offs. Can I say that on the radio?

[Listener]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Jerk offs. And. And they'll waste your time. They can't get financed. And then you'll call me in a month and say, man, I. I want to take your off and be like, well, it's 500 less now because it's gone down because depreciation. So I'm a 17 grand buyer today. Shaylen. Think about it. Go to givemetheven.com givemetheven.com load it up and let's try to do it. Okay? All right, all you guys, Give me the VI N. Give me the VIN. Go to givemethe vin.com Vin Miles picks. We'll do just like we did with Shay. Then just email you an offer and pick up your ride. Thanks.

[Radio Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up now. 800-800-Rode or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

What the hell is this, Turley?

[Bobbo Turley]

Oh, you'll know it once it gets going here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is this Hendrix?

[Bobbo Turley]

This is Vanilla Fudge.

[Baba]

Ah, rock and roll.

[John Clay Wolf]

Psychedelic Saturday right here. Keep it tuned in. Right now it's 1977 on KZEW. The zoo, baby. You need to ride to Austin. Call in. We got people to take you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Feel the fuzz.

[John Clay Wolf]

Feel the fudge. Pack that fudge, baby.

[Baba]

You know, in 1967, in the hide of Motown children, Vanilla Fudd came and redid the song you Keep me holding on. And they did all the way to number six on the charts. And that was a fine tire.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mike 04 Ram Laramie with 116. Is it two wheel drive or four?

[Caller]

It's four wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average. Rough or clean.

[Caller]

I'd put it in clean condition.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it leather? Because it's Laramie.

[Caller]

Yes, it is leather.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have a sunroof?

[Caller]

No sunroof.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have 20 inch wheels?

[Caller]

It does.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you a dealer?

[Caller]

No, I'm not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you? So you're in New Jersey though. So two wheel drive or four?

[Caller]

Four wheel drive. It's all wheel drive all the time with the option for 4 high and 4 low.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it rusty?

[Caller]

There is a tad bit of rust in the rocker panel and a little bit of rust in the tailgate. It had some rust and wheel wells and I had that cut out and welded up and professionally fixed.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it's five grand, maybe six. The rest just really just changes things for Me.

[Caller]

Yeah, yeah, I understand. So unfortunately, you know, in the northeast it seems like so many of them had it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hear you, but that's where go to give me the vin.com and load it up. Show me pictures of the rest. Maybe I'll come up later. Bit. Good morning. Who this be?

[Caller]

Victor.

[John Clay Wolf]

Victor. Victor. Good morning, Victor.

[Caller]

Good morning to you gentlemen.

[John Clay Wolf]

What have you got?

[Caller]

I got a 2010 Chevy. Six inch lip, a little rough stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

60,000 miles, four door or extended cab? Crew. Crew.

[Caller]

It's a crew. It's a three door one.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's the. It's a 2010?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Three door or four. I mean the doors open backwards.

[Caller]

Yeah, yeah. The back door is open backwards.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Leather, cloth, leather. 10,000 miles on 22. I mean 60,000 miles. You said it's rough or it's not rough?

[Caller]

It's a little rough with the interior center console. I got ripped up by the dogs. And then also on the bed on the right side.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is this a $10,000 truck?

[Baba]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm trying to visualize. While you're thinking about that, let me give the number out. 800-800-7234. That's 800800 radio is how Victor got a hold of us. Go ahead, Victor. So is, is it is a ten thousand dollar truck.

[Caller]

That's the thing. I'm trying to buy it from somebody so I'm trying to see what you think it's worth. And that's what he wants to sell it for. But I mean he could also sell it to you also.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure, just load it into. Give me the video V I N. Give me the VIN. GiveMeTheVin.com and we will email an offer letter. Where, what city are you in, bud?

[Caller]

Houston, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Oh, Texans. Marissa, where do you live? Marissa. Not the Marissa with a singing career but the X rated video queen Marissa. I lost her. Yeah, back on hold. Marissa.

[Hannah]

Oh my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, she's back.

[Hannah]

Look at her butt.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's Hannah. Good morning, honey.

[J.D. Ryan]

Morning. Have you slept tonight?

[Listener]

No.

[J.D. Ryan]

You never sleep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hannah, you just turned into our in house stripper.

[J.D. Ryan]

Seriously.

[Hannah]

That's because this is a weekend.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's so okay. You don't sleep on the weekends.

[Hannah]

Like Mary Tyler Moore.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're gonna make it after all.

[Hannah]

You're gonna make it after all.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what did you do last night, honey?

[Hannah]

Well, I danced until three and then went home and watched a special on Nick.

[John Clay Wolf]

At night. Yeah.

[Hannah]

Mary Tyler Moore. I didn't know she was on the Dick Van Dyke Show.

[J.D. Ryan]

You didn't No.

[Hannah]

I love Dick. Yeah, he's awesome.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, he is.

[Baba]

That was.

[Hannah]

Mary Tyler was so young. Mary Tyler Moore was like Jennifer Lopez with a Caucasian eye.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know about that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you see her in the Flying Nun? Oh, my gosh, she's beautiful.

[J.D. Ryan]

I wasn't in the Flying Nun.

[Hannah]

Yeah, she was in Smokey in the Bandit.

[J.D. Ryan]

She wasn't in Smoky.

[Hannah]

I love Mary Tyler. Oh, my God, I love her. And Arthur with Dudley Moore. That was her husband. She was married to Dudley Moore.

[John Clay Wolf]

Derek, you know, was she in that movie 10?

[Listener]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Anyway, Brittany, how much money did you make last night? That's what I always love hearing from you, too. So Brittany works. What time did you go to work at the cabaret yesterday?

[Hannah]

At 9 o'.

[Caller]

Clock.

[John Clay Wolf]

In the morning or at night?

[Hannah]

At night.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And you got off. You got off at 3. And what did you pull down besides good night?

[Hannah]

I think I only got like $1740.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gosh.

[Hannah]

No table dances.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my Lord.

[Hannah]

I know. God.

[J.D. Ryan]

No. I mean, that's so much money. That's amazing. I wish I had boobs.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's normal, Brit?

[Hannah]

So you're not British for Friday?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, this is. Brit is the left boob. Madonna is the right. I'm sorry, you caught me looking at Brittany. She's doing Vogue Hannah. So what do you normal. What do you normally make on a Friday night?

[Hannah]

On a Friday night?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my God.

[Hannah]

Make it like $3,000.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, geez. God, that's wrong.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you pay tax on that?

[Hannah]

Tax?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Hannah]

What is that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Well, how am I supposed to. How does it work with it? How do you get the money? I mean.

[Hannah]

Oh, taxes. Yeah, yeah. Like, okay, if you get a McDonald's, right. And order a McChicken.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Hannah]

And it's 99 cents.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Hannah]

But you actually pay a dollar seven.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Hannah]

Because of the taxes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. So when you make.

[Hannah]

I pay my taxes.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, that's not what it means. You have to pay tax on the money. You. You bring in dancing.

[Hannah]

You go to Lord and Taylor's.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's called income tax. And get a fuzzy hat money coming in.

[Hannah]

And the hat cost $179. Yeah, but guess what you pay. Well, that's 192.

[Baba]

But that's.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know why that's sales.

[Hannah]

Because of taxes. I pay my taxes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sales tax.

[Baba]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

You have to pay income tax.

[Hannah]

It's not like sparing money in a fountain.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're so goofy. So, so pretty goofy. When did you make a thousand dollars? Last night. How does your income taxes get taken out from your Employer.

[Hannah]

I don't know what that means.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right. The only person that takes money is the dj. Tipping out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you tip out your dj?

[Hannah]

Of course.

[John Clay Wolf]

And when you. So when you take all this cash, do they send you a bill for your taxes?

[Hannah]

Strip club DJs totally gangsta.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, do they really?

[Hannah]

I don't skip it. I'd give them $12.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hannah, hang on, I've got to grab Kelly on the line one. Kelly, good morning. You're on the there.

[Female Caller]

Hey, good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning.

[Female Caller]

I'm in Alvin, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Alvin?

[Hannah]

How you'd rather talk to her?

[John Clay Wolf]

I would rather talk to her. Hannah. I've got Kelly and Alvin cuz she's.

[J.D. Ryan]

A.

[John Clay Wolf]

Easy cat fight already. Kelly, don't, don't, don't listen to that. I'm sorry.

[Female Caller]

That's okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

What have you got, darling?

[Female Caller]

I have a 2011 Subaru Forester X turbo model.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. How many miles?

[Female Caller]

It's got 110,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

What industry do you work in?

[Female Caller]

I am an administrative assistant.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds like code words. Administrative.

[Female Caller]

Oh, it's no code.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a Forester X Premium Touring. Which one? Xt. You said xt.

[Caller]

Subaru.

[Female Caller]

Subaru Forester xt.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a Premium and a Touring. Do you know which one you've got?

[Female Caller]

I think it's a Touring. I don't think it's the Premium.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have navigation?

[Female Caller]

No, Nav, it's got a sunroof.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does $8,000 put it to bed?

[Female Caller]

No, I'm looking to get at least 10.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's got 110,000 miles, man.

[Female Caller]

I know, but it's been love.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Administrative assistant.

[Female Caller]

I. I used to manage fitness centers. I'm a mom now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever leased apartments? No. No, sir, because normally those all run in the same vein. Have you ever danced at a mint at a gentleman's club? Okay, I'm just asking because we have Hannah the. The stripper in here and I didn't know if that's what she made you.

[J.D. Ryan]

You.

[Baba]

She'll know.

[Female Caller]

Oh, no, no. I did bartend.

[John Clay Wolf]

At a strip club?

[Female Caller]

No, just at a sports bar in Austin, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

How was that experience?

[Female Caller]

Yeah, Sheraton. The. The Skyline Bernie's.

[John Clay Wolf]

What if I. Do you want me split the difference with you and give you nine grand?

[Female Caller]

I'll think about it.

[Caller]

That's a.

[Female Caller]

That's a good start.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, that'll be the end.

[Listener]

Okay.

[Female Caller]

Well, that was fun.

[John Clay Wolf]

Eight was the start. Eight was the start. Nine would be the end. But the difference is you'll get a check and it won't Bounce. And you won't have to hear a bunch of jobble jobble and run ads and have people wasting your time. So go to givemetheven.com givemetheven.com load it up. Say, John, hit this at nine grand. I'll sell it if you want to. And here it is. And we'll verify it after we see the pictures.

[Female Caller]

All right, we'll do.

[Hannah]

Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[J.D. Ryan]

And speaking of Hannah who dances for a living, there's a new radio station that's popping on the air in Florida. It's called the official station for Latino strippers in Tampa Bay. El Booty went live on the air at 106.9 FM with a playlist featuring hyped dancer, friendly hip hop.

[John Clay Wolf]

Whoa, whoa, whoa, slow down, dude. El Booty. El Booty is on the air in tampa.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yep, it's 106.9.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's straight stripper music for Latinos. Yeah, I mean, that's a. That, that's a tight road, man. That's a one laner stripper music for Latinos.

[Baba]

Right, so counting happy hour, if they close it too, you're talking about like nine hours.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're not on the air in Tampa.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, we're not.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that sounds like a hell of a place for us to hang our hat. Stripper music for Latinos.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're too good at radio. Because that was all only on the air for four hours. It was a radio stunt, actually. But they did switch over to classic salsa merengue and basically. Yeah, but it was on the air.

[Bobbo Turley]

Funny though.

[J.D. Ryan]

It was on the air for like four hours. It's a great bit. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can we come back, get Jerry Rohir to image us up some El Booty and we'll just do a whole segment of El Booty and see if everybody on the station's freaks out and think, let's do. Do the joke where we flipped and all the people that just tune in won't know the difference. On all 16 stations, we're PIT bull ready to get.

[Baba]

Musica.

[J.D. Ryan]

See, we can do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

K A S A S A F A M n Noventi Quattro 800-800-7234.

[Baba]

Radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are the super bowl odds of Tony Romo's new town? Turl?

[Bobbo Turley]

Actually, J.D. you have that story there about which.

[John Clay Wolf]

One the Tony Romo super bowl or not the super bowl odds, the Vegas odds on his new landing spot.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, I don't have that one. I'm sorry. But I do have some at all. We were talking real quick, this story. Super bowl week isn't just big for the NFL. Isn't just big for gamblers. It is a huge week and I say a huge week for strippers. The top dancers in the world are flying to Houston for a six figure payout. Hannah. That's basically they fly in these. These women are flying from all over the world to Houston. They said they make all kinds of money up upwards of 100 grand in a week.

[Hannah]

Houston, I'm scared of football players.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why?

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, it's not football players. It's the people coming to the Super Bowl. But I don't doubt.

[John Clay Wolf]

But hey, I think it's going to be more like an escort deal. Like a prostitution deal.

[Hannah]

Oh, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you do that? Whores do. Really?

[Hannah]

I hate escorts.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why?

[Hannah]

Because you don't have to do that to your body.

[J.D. Ryan]

What?

[Hannah]

You could just dance on a pole.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know, but escort the money.

[Hannah]

Like a long, long time ago, escorts made like in 2014.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Hannah]

The football scene in Dallas.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[Hannah]

Totally scared me off of that.

[J.D. Ryan]

See. Why?

[Hannah]

Because they're so big.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, I gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. 100 grand in a week.

[Bobbo Turley]

The odds have moved. Right now Denver is the odd on favor to pick up the Tony romo. Denver Broncos, 2 to 1, Texans, 4 to 1 Bears. They've moved up to 5 to 1.

[J.D. Ryan]

Bears.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about the Cowboys? 8 to 1. Really? It was like that?

[Bobbo Turley]

It was higher than it was 10 to 1.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[Bobbo Turley]

It's gone down a little bit.

[Baba]

I thought it was like 13 last week. 13 one retiring.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is Tony Romo's father going to come in here today and give us some Shed some light on that?

[Bobbo Turley]

I think so. I think he mentioned something about he was at the Pro bowl maybe, I.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don'T know, 10 o' clock hour. Good morning, you're on the air. Who this be?

[Caller]

This is Zach.

[John Clay Wolf]

What you got, Zach?

[Caller]

I got a 2004 F150 lariat miles. 144000345 grand.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, thank you, thank you, thank you, come again. Oh, good morning, you're on the air. Who's this? Roger. Roger, what you got?

[Caller]

I got a 2012 raptor miles 124 extended or crew? Crew.

[John Clay Wolf]

18 grand. Maybe 20.

[Caller]

All right, thanks.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I don't know these cars. Yeah, Robert 16F150 Lariat Nav leather. 12,000 miles. What color?

[Caller]

Lithium gray.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mm, mid-30s. Was it 33. Is that right? 34 35.

[Caller]

No, I was looking to get a little bit more than that because I still got payments higher than that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, let me ask you a question, Robert. If you didn't have a payoff on this truck, would it be worth any less? No. Something to think about for the rest of the day. 8008-0072-3480-0800-Radio, Rich 05 Acura MDX with a buck 40 on it is worth about four grand. Maybe five, but probably four. It just depends on how nice it is.

[Female Caller]

Well, it's a workhorse.

[Caller]

I was gonna sell it to Elliman.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who the hell's Elliman?

[Caller]

Workhorse like him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who's Elliman?

[Caller]

Yeah, he's receiver for Tom Brady. He's in town this week.

[Baba]

Julian Edelman.

[Bobbo Turley]

That's a joke, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Boom, boom boom.

[Caller]

I'm not on first name basis with him.

[Baba]

A Patriots joke.

[John Clay Wolf]

A bad Patriots joke. Remember givemethe vin.com is the website. It's cold out here. Are we out of time?

[J.D. Ryan]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. Give me the vin.com or call 800-800-723-4. Tony Romo's dad's coming up. JD with some news. We got that s found in cars. Chinese new year baby day. Fake snore. That's funny. Classic car auction, super bowl party invite, all kinds of. That doesn't sound very entertaining, but we. We have some. That is. What's the top 10 of 10 coming up?

[J.D. Ryan]

It's going to be the top 10 craziest bets for this year's Super Bowl. Oh, wacky stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wacky, wacky. Zany Z. Be back in a.

[Baba]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by GiveMeTheven.com get back, honky cat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Better get back to the woods. But I quit those days and my redneck wall. Go to givemetheven.com and you will realize that we are that good. I've been doing this 22 years. My name is John Clay. We wolf. I buy cars, about a thousand a month. I make about 300 bucks a car. And that's what we do. In and out, very fast, quick and easy. We lose money, we make money, we run an average. And that's how we do it. I can be your dealer friend in the business. Check me out. Givemetheven.com.

[Baba]

Sell us your car. Give me the bin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear. Milligia oversawish the miladia Hasta manala portmo Saturday is el boute niento dosi cinco un novente especial requesta port los domute.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hip, hip, hip.

[Baba]

Estrepistas musicas.

[Caller]

Okay, okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Your format has changed. The Mexicans are coming after Donald Trump. This is our version of the wall. We make a wall of strippers between Tejas and the homeland Mexico. You thinking you live without the Mexican strippers? You watching what happens when I take away the Mexican? Starting today from el wulfe presidente. Oh. Sleeper and prostitutes mexicanos is 25 tax to the mannequin.

[Baba]

So I shall be lonely.

[John Clay Wolf]

We shall retaliate. Good morning. 8008-0072-3480-0800. Raider Chris. A 2010 transit. Is it the seated one or the cargo one?

[Caller]

It's a cargo.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a four grander. Maybe. Maybe it's a three. Yeah. Four grander, more than likely. I've had a lot of these. Is it a high top or low top?

[Caller]

Low top.

[John Clay Wolf]

35 to 4. If you want to sell it, go to givemetheven.com 07 Isuzu Boxy Truck Holding a lot of Mexicans across the border.

[Caller]

That's right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Also, is it diesel? Diesel or gasoline?

[Caller]

No, Gasolino.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gasolino. Is it worth it? Not a macho. He said maybe five grand, though. Because we take a me cousin and we knock at the bed off and we fill it with lawnmowers and we get busy, busy, busy in the summertime. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. 2010 Mercedes GL454MATIC. Four wheel drive. Well, that's what a formatic means. With 77, 000 miles. John Kirtland. Is this the John Kirtland that is the drummer from Breakfast at Tiffany's?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[Caller]

Correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is really him?

[Caller]

This is really me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dude, why are you breaking up? I can barely hear you. Do you know who you're talking. Do you know you're talking to?

[Caller]

Yeah. Professional for almost 40 years now. Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, this isn't him. Okay, but, John, your truck Kirtland be riding deeper than this. If this is Kirtland. Kirtland's an old friend of mine from years ago. He was the drummer for Deep Blue something out of Dallas. Where's this guy from? Where's 75205? Okay, let me ask you a few questions. You're breaking. You're breaking up real bad. First of all, what is. What are a couple of bands that you have on your record label?

[Caller]

That would be. That would Also, Tara, those are the bands.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can't hear you breaking up.

[Baba]

Someone would have a better phone curtain.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no, no, no. Anyway, forget that. You're not the guy. I'm thinking you're. This truck's worth 15 grand.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Caller]

Ah, good.

[John Clay Wolf]

I paid. All right. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3. Because a jerk off. He's a jerk off. He's no good. He doesn't count. It's a bad news source.

[Baba]

Huge.

[John Clay Wolf]

Strike. Randy. Randy the chipmunk is in the house. Hey, guys. Yeah, Randy, I've only got 2 minutes and 50 seconds, but. What are you doing?

[Listener]

That's cool. I ain't got no time at all. I'm hiding out.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why are you hiding?

[Listener]

Well, it's jerd season.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's.

[J.D. Ryan]

What?

[Listener]

Y' all know about the Jerds?

[John Clay Wolf]

Jerds?

[Listener]

Yeah. Here in America, we call them gerbils.

[J.D. Ryan]

Gerbil season? Yeah, it's gerbil season.

[Listener]

Like little kids get gerbils for Christmas?

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, yeah, sure.

[Listener]

Or Hanukkah and. Yeah. And they keep them in a cage for about a month. That's just long enough for a couple of gerbils to have 20 little babies. And the gerbils quote, run away.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, I see.

[Listener]

Yeah, people put them out while the.

[J.D. Ryan]

Kids are at school, probably.

[Hannah]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Listener]

And they. They hate green yards because they're from the desert, you know.

[J.D. Ryan]

They do.

[Listener]

Yeah, they import them in from like Saudi Arabia.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, this is.

[Listener]

No, they do. They do the kangaroo rat.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, Randy, they.

[Listener]

George. They called that J I R D. Look it up on Wikipedia, smart ass. And they're good. You know, the thing is, this time of year in this part of Texas, they totally inundate the. The whole, you know, environment.

[Baba]

Really?

[J.D. Ryan]

Gerals. I never see them. Where are they? They're just hanging out with you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just looked it up on the Wikipedia. Persian. Jer, he's right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[Listener]

Well, see, they're nocturnal.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, they're not.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they're pretty.

[Baba]

They.

[Listener]

They like to keep to themselves.

[John Clay Wolf]

They look like baby kangaroos.

[Listener]

At this time of year?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Listener]

See, the nuts are. The nuts are going to come out soon. But everything saved up for the winter is quickly dwindling. And these Jerds eat every bug inside. I ain't seen a cricket in four days.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, they're.

[Listener]

It's winter and I've been everywhere.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know.

[Listener]

I mean, usually you get in back of a Sam's Club or something, they're going a cricket or two. Grasshopper.

[Baba]

Right.

[Listener]

Damn June bug.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sam's Club.

[Listener]

No, it's not A bug inside. These jerds have eaten everything that walk, talks, crawls, or flies for miles around.

[John Clay Wolf]

That sounds like my buddy from college that was a woman slayer.

[Hannah]

Yeah.

[Listener]

We ought to think about maybe not letting so many in the country.

[J.D. Ryan]

What do you call them again?

[Listener]

Jerds.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is that like a. Is that racism?

[Listener]

No, J, I R D in the animal kingdom. It's from the genus and the species.

[J.D. Ryan]

Gotcha. Okay.

[Listener]

You know, scientific. You know, science.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, I've heard of it.

[Listener]

It's cool.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, I know. Yes. I just never thought you would know about it.

[Listener]

So here's the line.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Here's the line on the.

[Listener]

J. All the chipmunks and the squirrels and even a couple of possums that I know have started a new unified front.

[J.D. Ryan]

Even the possums.

[Listener]

And we'll trade the bugs. But you gotta bring you nuts. Okay. Hey, fair is fair. Can we all get along?

[John Clay Wolf]

You'll trade the what?

[Listener]

The nuts.

[John Clay Wolf]

We want the nuts, but in exchange for the buzz.

[Listener]

Yeah. Because we live in trees.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, the bugs for the. The nuts.

[Listener]

Turds don't climb very good.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, because they.

[Listener]

See, they've been living in these plastic cages with tunnels that have foot holes on everything, Right? And they don't climb trees very good anymore. And we got bugs. But we'd like to find them in the real world, I mean, just as environmentalists. And see a beautiful butterfly. Nah. Hell no. They eat them.

[J.D. Ryan]

They eat them.

[Listener]

Yeah. And they're tough. I saw a Jared at Walmart the other day. Beat the ass off of five of those big old black birds. And those black birds will eat your ass.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. We'll be back in just a minute. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars right here for givethevin.com.

[Baba]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the wolf man on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by givemethevin.com this.

[John Clay Wolf]

People say it's too good to be true. How do you buy cars from a website like givemetheven.com without looking at it? Well, I've been doing this 20 years. I know what I'm doing. Doing. I'm the largest wholesaler in all of Texas. GiveMeThe Vin.com if we don't beat your CarMax offer, we'll pay you $100. How about that?

[Baba]

Tell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy, you can do it in your underwear.

[Radio Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Www 800-800-7234. Good morning, my name is John Clay Wolf. J.D. ryan is here with us. Hello, Babo. Bobo. And we have some callers on here. Real.

[Hannah]

The Metroplex.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hannibal. Hannibal, line two. Good morning, Hannibal.

[Baba]

Hello, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, hello, Hannibal.

[Baba]

I wondered if you've time to assess my automobile.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, of course, that's what we do here.

[Baba]

It's not a classic.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is it?

[Baba]

Or a domestic. You see, like J.D. ryan uses to take himself around the block in your town.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, what have you got?

[Baba]

Hannibal, I've got a liking to take you to dinner.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where would you like to go?

[Baba]

I prefer to drive a 2016 Ford F350.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a lot of truck animal with.

[Baba]

A sunroof and navigation. So I can find my way back to my home. You see. After the night at the opera.

[J.D. Ryan]

How I love the opera.

[Baba]

Quid pro quo.

[J.D. Ryan]

You scare me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. What'll you give on a 16? About a 50 grand buyer.

[Baba]

I like the sound of 52 better.

[John Clay Wolf]

Would you like to split?

[Baba]

It strikes me as somewhat more tasty than you're 50.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why don't we meet in the middle, Hannibal?

[Baba]

The poet is a little plain.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm running out of time, Hannibal.

[Baba]

The last dealer who offered me 50, I ate his liver with a little bit of. With a nice Chianti and fava beans.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, if you have to, I got you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sam, Good morning to you on the A8 Wrangler with 33,000 miles. What version is it?

[Caller]

The Sahara XL.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's an XL?

[Caller]

The four door.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, four wheel drive. 08.33,000 miles. It's got to be worth upper teens. What is it? 17, 18 grand?

[Caller]

Yeah, I think so.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, I'll buy it. Where do you live.

[Caller]

In Denver.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to. Give me the VI N. Give me the vin. Hannibal, give him the website.

[Baba]

I wondered if you'd look at our website.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's at givemethe vin.com 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio matt. A 10 RX2 350 with roof and 120. What color is the car?

[Caller]

It's white.

[John Clay Wolf]

Eight grand. 8500. Man.

[Caller]

One of the miles really hit it. Anything over 100.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, right. Really over 110 is when it really makes a dip. What if. What's your payoff?

[Caller]

Oh, it's. It's paid for. It's been paid for. Well, but you know, for those front sometimes actually before about something and sometimes it's better just. They're worth more just to keep and drive, you know?

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Baba]

Then.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's how those cars get stacked up out of the farm behind the barn. I've got a couple, too. I said, screw them. I'll just keep it. And now they won't start. But that's not the point.

[Hannah]

What.

[John Clay Wolf]

What will you take for yours?

[Caller]

Man, I couldn't take eight. I couldn't. I. Just a bunch of. Maybe. Maybe 10.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com. load it up, let me see a couple pictures and I'll. I'll see if I want. It's a 10 with a $20 on it. Does it have. Does it have a sunroof and navigation?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now. But he didn't. Cool seats. And Alexis does have a sunroof. Yeah, it's white. Does it have chrome wheels or. Just the regular ones.

[Caller]

So just a regular alloy.

[John Clay Wolf]

I might meet you in the middle at 9 and maybe 95. Where. Where do you live?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Caller]

Your old buddy, Dano.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dano. Which? Wait. Bop. Dan. Dan. Go. Dan. Gomelia.

[Caller]

Dan. Dan. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Disco. Damn. The liar.

[Baba]

The credit doctor.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, I'm Dan Gomillion and I'm a lot. I'm a goddamn liar. But that's not the point because I'm here selling cars right now. But I'm a liar. But it doesn't matter.

[Baba]

Where'd you get this one?

[John Clay Wolf]

Dan? I love Dan. He's the best liar I know. But. Yeah, I'll give. I'll give. Get a number from Dan. It'll make my number look better. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. You know what I did when they got me on the spot, John? I told him the truth. I told him I lied.

[J.D. Ryan]

Maybe the best line ever.

[Baba]

He's a card dude.

[John Clay Wolf]

JD's sobriety.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, what about it?

[John Clay Wolf]

JD's sobriety. Were you squawking for Bob? Did you see JD's Facebook?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

He, like, bought ads on Facebook talking about his sobriety.

[Baba]

Eight years. Eight years is something.

[John Clay Wolf]

Eight years. Know.

[J.D. Ryan]

Eight years. This last week he got a Viagra.

[John Clay Wolf]

And a wooden nickel.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's not true.

[Baba]

Nobody. He counted up the number like it's eight years and I don't know.

[J.D. Ryan]

I have an app that does that.

[Baba]

How many weeks I have an app that. No, you don't.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, I do.

[Baba]

Look, he probably did this for two and a half hours.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, not at all.

[Baba]

It's right here. It's called the calculator.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's called the 12 Step Companion. As of today, 8.0. Years 96.06 months 202,924 days 8 years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ago today I was scared and fearful of my own future. As I stepped into recovery, I told God. Jesus Christ.

[J.D. Ryan]

I didn't say that. Anybody that's been there that's not really.

[John Clay Wolf]

Me or to kill me.

[J.D. Ryan]

Funny. It's pretty serious. If you'd asked me to kill you.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I whipped out a.35 and shot your ass right in the head.

[Baba]

You know it's not funny. You know what's not funny?

[John Clay Wolf]

What's not funny?

[Baba]

One of our listeners, Sauceda, whatever his name is, puts on there. Jd, you should mention this to Baba.

[J.D. Ryan]

Did somebody really say that?

[Baba]

No. And then John puts a picture of a rooster with a great big old gob.

[J.D. Ryan]

I missed all this. This was on my Facebook.

[John Clay Wolf]

There was. There was some. There was some drunk talk going on. Oh, that's okay.

[Baba]

I get a lot of abuse out of the website.

[John Clay Wolf]

I told God to help me or kill me. Can I read? No, you can't. It's mine. It's my post. Bob. I told Bob. Oh yeah, to help me or kill me, right? That's what you told Bobbo.

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he tried to kill you. But he was so broke he didn't have any am.

[Baba]

But he was drunk and he missed such.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I didn't care which one.

[J.D. Ryan]

He chose a funny bit.

[John Clay Wolf]

You didn't care if he died.

[J.D. Ryan]

Funny.

[Hannah]

Is it funny?

[J.D. Ryan]

It's a hilarious bit. John, you're an ass.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hard to believe. How great.

[J.D. Ryan]

Michael, do you have the dump butt ready?

[Bobbo Turley]

It's ready. Always.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's going to shoot me.

[Baba]

No, you're not going to C. I've got.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bring it up. Here's to JD's eight years of sobriety.

[Baba]

Amen.

[John Clay Wolf]

Amen.

[J.D. Ryan]

I was telling JD you're hysterical.

[Baba]

I actually haven't touched a drop of alcohol since Tuesday.

[John Clay Wolf]

I had about six Miller Lights last night in honor of JD's sobriety.

[Baba]

Boy, I'm starting to miss it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Merry Christmas, JD. And happy Hanukkah.

[Bobbo Turley]

Wow, are we broken mic there?

[Baba]

You know soldiers returning from battle who've lost.

[J.D. Ryan]

I put that up there to help other people that might be struggling where.

[Baba]

Their lost limbs used to be. Where will it tickle you when you give up Alcohol?

[John Clay Wolf]

Phantom pain.

[Baba]

Hopefully in the brain.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did you have to drink last night, Bob?

[Baba]

I didn't. I really. I haven't touched a drop of alcohol since Tuesday and I don't know why.

[John Clay Wolf]

Russell, A Ford, a Crown Vic with 155000 miles on it is worth whatever. We could party out of it. Really?

[Caller]

Huh.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's not worth anything. Mexicans. The Mexicans don't even want it. And you know it's a pos when the Mexicans don't want it to take it back to NAFTA border town. Have you never seen all those pos's tied together with chains?

[Baba]

Oh yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Going down 35.

[Baba]

Doing the NAFTA shuffle straight Guadalajara.

[John Clay Wolf]

A Nismo. A 13 Nismo with 8, 000 miles. Sam, it says cloth. I thought all nismos were leather.

[Caller]

No, I think you're the. I can't remember.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you sure it's a nismo? I just don't want to over. It's got the big spoilers in the big motor.

[Caller]

It's got the. It's the same size motor.

[John Clay Wolf]

This 20 grand buy.

[Caller]

20 grand.

[John Clay Wolf]

20 grand.

[Caller]

That's a little low, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got a 2000 mile one sitting here that I gave 22 for. That's three years newer and I think I'm fixing to lose a grand on it. These 350GZ's that are over $20,000 don't sell. They're hard. I don't know why.

[Caller]

Well, it's a 370Z whatever.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know what I mean? They're all the same to me. The Nismo is worth more. I like the Nismo. I don't like the other ones. I can't sell them unless they're cheap. Go to give. What will you take for it?

[Caller]

Oh man. I was thinking at least 26.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nope. Oop. Dumped him. 808. I mean I didn't dump. I just. I just don't want to talk about it. It's just too high. If you want. If you've gone through autotrader and taken the, you know, the three highest cars and figure that's what we're going to give you. That's not what we're going to give you. We're not in that business. We don't buy them high retail. We buy them high wholesale. But we buy them now. We buy them fast and we make it easy. And if I don't beat couple a carmax offer, not only will I kiss your ass. I'll give you a $100 bill.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. 800. Seven, two, three four.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. 800 radio 06 Chevy with 111. Steve, is it a crew or an extended cam?

[Caller]

It's just a two seat or two regular cam.

[John Clay Wolf]

Regular. Long, long bed or short?

[Caller]

It's long bed.

[Baba]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a work truck. Two to three grand. Go to givemetheven.com. like if there's an extended cab, it'd be five to six grand. And if it was a crew cab, it would be seven, eight grand. But a regular cab, long bed, work truck, just about three grand. Give me the vin.comac dc on the outro, Dirty dicks and the dunder chips.

[Radio Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf show with John Clay Wolf. Hit him up now. 800-800-Rode. Or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

This first guitar lick, I gotta let it be, man. I can't talk over it. It's too good. Third rock from the Sun, Jimmy Hendrix. Third stone. Crank it up a little bit. This is great.

[Baba]

Oh, you got it?

[John Clay Wolf]

I got it.

[Baba]

We were talking about that just last night.

[John Clay Wolf]

Third stone from the sun. As soon as we hung up, I emailed that Turley. I'm like, let's get this song in the 10 o' clock hour. It's John Clay Wolf, Bob O. Turley and J.D. ryan. J.D. good morning.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good morning, Johnny. How are you?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm good. I'm good.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dude.

[Baba]

The first time I was introduced. Excuse.

[J.D. Ryan]

John Hurt. He's dead. So is Mary Tyler Moore. Did you see the Mary Tyler Moore? Mannix died too. Who's Mannix, man? Who's Mannix?

[John Clay Wolf]

Who's Mannix?

[Baba]

Oh, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on. Let's. One thing at a time. John Hurts.

[J.D. Ryan]

John Hurts.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who's John Hurts? God, in Alien. He's the one.

[J.D. Ryan]

The Elephant man actor.

[Baba]

He's the one that had the alien come out of his stomach. Yeah, in Alien.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

So.

[John Clay Wolf]

I thought he died in Aliens, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Manx was the TV show in the 70s, 60s, 60s, 70s. It was. He was a detective.

[John Clay Wolf]

And Mary.

[J.D. Ryan]

Have you heard of Mary Tyler Moore?

[John Clay Wolf]

I have.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

She liked Dick Van dj.

[J.D. Ryan]

She did like Dick Van dj. And she's passed away too. But the. The day after the day. No, that's no Sally Field.

[Hannah]

I love her on Cheers.

[J.D. Ryan]

The day after she. There was a. There was a Mary Tyler Moore special. I thought this would be nice. It'll be touching. It's Oprah spending an hour with her friend Gail.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, God.

[J.D. Ryan]

About how Mary Tyler Moore's death affected Oprah. It's all about. Swear to God. The whole hour's about.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is my.

[J.D. Ryan]

This is how it affected me. Only Oprah could turn somebody else's death into. Into a thing. About herself.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm sorry the world's come to an end, but here's how it affects the Oprah. For an hour, it was like, oh, dude, really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Is Oprah and Gail, Are they homosexual?

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't. I don't want to get sued or killed. So I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I mean, I was on a plane with him once.

[J.D. Ryan]

Were they kissing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Not kissing.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Listener]

They sure were getting friendly.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[Baba]

Sure was a lot. I'm surprised.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tall, big, tall, skinny brother from stop 6. What's his name?

[J.D. Ryan]

Huh? Who?

[John Clay Wolf]

The boyfriend. Steadman. He was on the plane too. And I'll ask you not. He's sitting there in a ski bib. He was so excited to go to Aspen, he had his ski clothes on in the damn airplane.

[J.D. Ryan]

And what's his story? What is he. Is he just.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can take the brother out of the country, can't you?

[J.D. Ryan]

What is historic?

[John Clay Wolf]

This is a long time ago. This is like 80.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, I was going to say, why she flying commercial? She don't fly commercial anymore.

[John Clay Wolf]

Big, big old Fox jacket on. Speaking of foxy lady, Jimi Hendricks and Oprah in a big jacket and a girlfriend and a tall, skinny brother with a ski bib on. In the airplane.

[Baba]

And Steadman was just crying inside.

[J.D. Ryan]

And you were in first class as well?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, you were.

[John Clay Wolf]

We were on. Doing the jump from Denver to Aspen on. There's no first class on the dash 8s.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, you were in a small plane.

[Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my God.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm really shocked. She was doing commercial.

[John Clay Wolf]

88. 87. My mom lived in Aspen at the time. Maybe 86, I don't know. But damn sure was Oprah.

[J.D. Ryan]

She was fat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Big old fat thing.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Instead of me. A big old tall, skinny thing. There's a.

[J.D. Ryan]

There's a. There's an angle. There's a magazine out this week with Oprah's picture on the front.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's.

[J.D. Ryan]

She's finally made. This is the headline. Oprah, I finally made friends with food. Yeah, sweetheart.

[Baba]

Food one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Her coat was so big, it. Speaking of Silence of the Lambs and Buffalo Bill. It was like Buffalo Bill got two coats and sewed them together.

[J.D. Ryan]

I just love her fake modesty. Here's how your death bothered me, Jeff.

[John Clay Wolf]

A 300,000 mile Toyota. How much is it? I mean, damn.

[Caller]

I'm sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a crew cab or extending cab?

[Caller]

Four door. Crew cab.

[J.D. Ryan]

Four.

[John Clay Wolf]

Two wheel drive.

[Caller]

It is two. It's the SR5 CRD off road jacket.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just three grand Baht. Sorry, does 3, 000 buy it it has 300, 000 miles on it.

[Caller]

Yeah, I know. And I'm just trying to debate whether I want to just keep it or sell it while it's still worth something. Because I want another one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Caller]

I do have wheels and tires on it. Looks good. I just need a little paint.

[John Clay Wolf]

What buys it? I'm thinking three.

[Caller]

You know, I honestly haven't thought a whole lot about it happened to. To hear your show and thought I'd call.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, let's call Oprah and ask her.

[Caller]

Let me. Let me think about. I got. I got two days, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

You got how many?

[Caller]

Let me go ahead.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many days does he have?

[Baba]

Seven.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it's two.

[Baba]

Is it two now?

[Listener]

What.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's your character's name? I'm looking for? It's Anthony Hopkins. Oh, yes. What's his name? Hannibal. How much time does he have? Hannibal?

[Baba]

You'd like a timeline for the transaction? I'll tell you. On a truck like this, where will it tickle you when it's gone?

[John Clay Wolf]

800. 800-723-48008. You're just too damn slow, Hannibal. 05F150 leather roof nav. How many miles Bo got?

[Caller]

104.

[John Clay Wolf]

Two wheel or four?

[Caller]

Four wheel average, rough or clean, men's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Condition, Garage cap, if it's that nice, I'll give 10,000.

[Caller]

All right, bud. Appreciate it.

[John Clay Wolf]

So go. Go to givemetheven.com and let's see. 800, 800. 72, 3, 4.

[J.D. Ryan]

How many guys do you have working in the office or they're taking calls because they're there right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

A lot.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, how many? I don't even know anymore.

[J.D. Ryan]

You pay them.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know that all the. That all the seats are full and we've got more people than we have seats in the main room. So we're starting another buy room.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's great.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Baba, do you need a job?

[Baba]

Not just yet. Not at this time, no.

[J.D. Ryan]

You think I could ever do that job?

[John Clay Wolf]

I think you should be on the mornings with Cindy Skull on the Eagle.

[Baba]

I really think I should. He could totally do that show Scully and Bobbo. Yeah, she needs more bit stuff, right? You know, more tsl, Tender loving care.

[John Clay Wolf]

So if you got that gig and worked in Dallas, then you could. Well, you couldn't work here during the day because you'd be working there.

[Baba]

No, but I gotta hang around.

[John Clay Wolf]

But you're a chaotic person. You cause drama. So you could. It's risky to have you over in that building. I heart. Why? Because he could just stir stuff up and he could, he could threaten the whole force.

[Baba]

I'm the Kylo Ren of Dallas Radius.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's just weird, man. You give. If you start getting power. He would be. What was that show? A Face in the Crowd.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, yeah. With Andy Griffith.

[Baba]

Lonesome Rose.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, that would be him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it would be him.

[J.D. Ryan]

Troublemaker everywhere he goes.

[Baba]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, baby. Let me see what John says. Neither was, neither was this character until he got to be a big star. Then it all came out.

[Baba]

Because I'm cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, yes, you're cool now. Cuz you can't push people around.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh yeah. I've always said money and alcohol just makes you more of what you are.

[Baba]

N cuz I got plenty of people I can push around. Because I got son and I've got dogs.

[J.D. Ryan]

I got plenty of people I can push around.

[Baba]

They all think I'm awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're like, wow, dad, Rush Limbaugh is on the isdn.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is he?

[John Clay Wolf]

He's been blinking at me.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, I bet he's had a week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rush, do you think Bob? Oh, tell me Rush. Whenever. Are you there, John? Tell me, Rush. Whenever you came to fame and you started diving off into drugs and alcohol and power and money, did you start pushing people around?

[Baba]

We had a fellow just like him, actually.

[J.D. Ryan]

Like Baba.

[Baba]

Just like Baba.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[J.D. Ryan]

On your show.

[John Clay Wolf]

A little bit liberal. Okay.

[Baba]

Not there's anything wrong with that, but.

[J.D. Ryan]

I can imagine somebody like that working for you. Working for you.

[Baba]

Let me start off. He was really, he was an okay announcer. We had him actually cleaning the studios. And you probably know him, James Brown. He's on the CBS NFL preview show. I don't think you have him very good announcer voice.

[J.D. Ryan]

He didn't, he wasn't cleaning your studio.

[Baba]

But he had a proclivity for sports.

[J.D. Ryan]

Proclivity.

[Baba]

He turned out to be brilliant. Yeah, but you couldn't keep snack food in the studio. He was high all of the time and always very hungry. I wish him the best. Yeah, he still owes me $40.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, he doesn't.

[Baba]

And a case of Cheetos.

[J.D. Ryan]

He took a case of Cheetos when he left.

[John Clay Wolf]

So Rush, when you came into money and power and drugs and alcohol, did you start pushing people around?

[Baba]

Oh, no, I had a great time and I've always been that way. Bombastic. El Rush. Bo the man with, with the power, the golden voice and the golden microphone.

[John Clay Wolf]

Would you compare that to our new president?

[Baba]

I, I think he's, you know, in my book I'd call him probably one of the top Top two presidents of the last eight years.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's been in office seven days. Oh, I see. I'm sorry.

[Baba]

And a lot of people seem. Look, I got you very unhappy, these riots.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, yeah.

[Baba]

Especially out west in Seattle.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Baba]

Portland.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Baba]

They're going nuts out there. There are people, important people.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Baba]

Who haven't been able to get to work in days. Really important people. Pet groomers, hotel concierges. Those are important pharmacists. High priced escorts. Very important people on any coast.

[J.D. Ryan]

I got you. They can't get to work.

[Baba]

That's why when I get some facetime with our president, Donald J. Trump.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

You haven't seen him yet.

[Baba]

I'm going to suggest that we as a nation trade Washington state in its entirety.

[J.D. Ryan]

Here we go.

[Baba]

To the nation of Canada.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure. No, that's not.

[Baba]

For 12 capable Mounties and as much of that bacon as we can get. And maybe a couple of second round draft picks.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[J.D. Ryan]

In the Canadian Football League.

[Baba]

But not Tony Rom.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, El Rush.

[Baba]

We're keeping Romo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, El Rush, bro. It's always a pleasure for you to join our little ditty on Saturday morning.

[J.D. Ryan]

I can't imagine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mike, what are the super bowl odds? Who's going to win this?

[Bobbo Turley]

New England's favorite. Three to one. Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now what is the line? Do you do?

[Bobbo Turley]

It's three and a half.

[John Clay Wolf]

I believe that's gonna be a close game.

[Bobbo Turley]

No, it's not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jared Gerard 03 Ben C240 with 200, 127000 miles on it.

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think I'm gonna let Johnny Cash bid this one. Have you ever heard it when Johnny Cash bids a car for me?

[Caller]

Nuh. Never.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, sit tight and listen to this. It ain't me you're looking for, babe Turley. If you could redo that and catch the end with a little June Carter in the end, it sure would be appreciated. If we're gonna have the whole clan together, might as well do it right. Jeff, the 13 stick staying. Is it a GT or an LX? Jeff?

[Caller]

It is a boss 302.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh good. I need to bid that one off the air because I need to look at current market conditions. I haven't bought one in about a year.

[Caller]

Gotcha. So we're doing a Seiko version.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, good. Oh, okay. I love that. That's the prettiest damn thing car. Just off the top of my head, my gut is 30 grand sound right?

[Caller]

No. Cuz you can buy it new to 40.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, but I bought a new one for 36 in 13. No. Yes, I did. No, it.

[Caller]

It's thickered at 499.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then I might have bought it for 46. Maybe you're right. It's been so long. Yeah.

[Caller]

They didn't sell one in the country under sticker.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that's. That's debatable. But that's not the point. What your car is worth today is the point. So. What? What? Have you had any appraisals on it?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

What does it take to buy it?

[Caller]

38.

[John Clay Wolf]

38 and stickers. 49. But you put 12,000 miles on it, right?

[Caller]

Correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[J.D. Ryan]

Black.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is tough science. What are you gonna replace it with?

[Caller]

Excuse me?

[John Clay Wolf]

What are you going to replace it with?

[Caller]

Don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

I need to look it up. Go to. Go to givemetheven.com. say this car can be bought for 38. John was thinking low 30s. I'm thinking high 30s. Give me a hard number and let me do a little research and figure out what the market is on. 800-800-723-34800800. Radio Barry, is this Jeep Islander a crew cab? I mean a four door or two door?

[Caller]

Two door.

[John Clay Wolf]

Two door. Is it two wheel drive or four? Four wheel island girl. Soft top or hard?

[Caller]

Soft top.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Hannah]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

What part of the world do you live in?

[Caller]

I live in New Jersey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. The Jersey. Sure.

[J.D. Ryan]

Jersey.

[John Clay Wolf]

How far are you from Jerome Avenue? Down there down Teterboro. That's. That's where the heart of the car business started on the wholesale side. The 10 grand off the top of my head. Let me look at some pictures. Can you go to givemetheven.com and load it up?

[Caller]

Yeah, but. Okay, sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. Sure, sure. The Jersey Shore. Barry from Jersey. Hey. What, what, what? Do we have an S found in cars today, Charlie? We do.

[Bobbo Turley]

We have a minute till break here. Oh, you want to do the top 10 real quick?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, we need to do the top 10 right now. I don't know.

[J.D. Ryan]

Casey's died. Here we go. Excuse me. Hold on. Casey. Good morning, John. How you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm fine.

[J.D. Ryan]

You kind of look road hard and put up wet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, look at you. That's coming from you.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's a compliment then coming from me. Yeah, that tells you something, doesn't it? Here's the top 10. Fun. And these are real bets you can take with the super bowl this year. You ready? Here's number Dan Quinn will wear a hairpiece. 50 to 1 odds number nine. True story number nine. Lady Gaga will have a wardrobe malfunction. That is 15 to 1. Maddie Ice will be said more than five times during the broadcast. That's three to one. Deflategate will be referenced by Troy Aikman. Three to one. Number six, Luke Bryan will wear skinny girl jeans while singing the national anthem. That is one to one. Lady Gaga's hair will either be blue or orange. Two to one. Lady Gaga will say Trump during the halftime show. Four to one. The word dynasty will be said more than twice. That number is 10 to 1. Anyone in Texas. Texas will care about the game 100 to 1. There's the top that was already number one. And there's the top 10 things you can bet in the super bowl this year. Keep your feet in the ground to keep reaching for the stars.

[John Clay Wolf]

The top nine, 800-800-723-4. Just go to givemetheven.com. juan, this 2012 Dodge truck, are you there?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just we go to the website. Give me the vin.com and load it up. I'd like to buy it. We'll be right back.

[Baba]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Clay wolf show coming up powered by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know that only the good die. Go to givemetheven.com and you will realize that we are that good. I've been doing this 22 years. My name is John Clay wolf. I buy cars about a thousand a month. I make about 300 bucks a car. And that's what we do. In and out, very fast, quick and easy. We lose money, we make money. We run an average. And that's how we do it. I can be your dealer friend in the business. Check me out. Givemetheven.com.

[Baba]

Sell us your car. Give me the dot com. So easy.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can do it, Cameron. Hold tight.

[Radio Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay wolf show. Hit him up right now. 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's not. He lied. Give me the vid dot com. 800-800-800 radio. Call in, moan. Tell us something you like, something you don't, or we'll bid your car. Whatever floats your boat this morning, Kenny. 05 GX470 roof. What color is it, Kenny?

[Caller]

It's gold. It's gold. I'm sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is the paint fading on it?

[Caller]

No, it's like brand new.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Is it 65,000 miles or 160?

[Caller]

165.

[John Clay Wolf]

Four grand.

[Caller]

I'm sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

Four to five grand.

[Caller]

Four to five grand. Okay, well that's. That's way below what I thought. Yeah, okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just the miles. I mean once these cars get over 120, everything changes. When they get over 150, everything everything changes. If it had an export market, the Arabs were sending it over to the, to the sand dunes, you know, four years ago they were shipping these cars, but they quit and they'd bust the miles on them. They didn't care. So these big mile people's thinking got high on them because the export market. But it's over. They quit doing it. 800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. What it. Would you. Why are you looking at me? Yes, the Arabs would bust the miles. They would run the odometers back and ship them overseas. And actually they would cut the tops off of them and send them over as parts so that they didn't get taxed.

[Baba]

I'm not looking at you, but why.

[John Clay Wolf]

They stopped the dollar, the exchange rate. Okay, but if our dollar goes down there, stays high, the currencies change around then, that exporting will start again. There was a lot of money to be made exporting cars. I didn't make. Yeah, I did. Yeah, I just didn't realize it. I didn't realize it.

[J.D. Ryan]

I didn't realize it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I mean, you know, these, these, you know, Ahab the Arab was buying this 200000 mile sub suburban, right? Hey, I'm not saying any faces.

[J.D. Ryan]

Where do they go now?

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you been to an auto auction? Have you seen how many Muslims are in auto action?

[J.D. Ryan]

I understand that there's a difference between.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, dude, after 9 11, I mean it like changed the whole market because they all ran the hell out of here.

[J.D. Ryan]

Did they really? Yeah, they ran.

[John Clay Wolf]

They did. Actually, since 911 the export market hasn't been right again. Really? No, that changed it. There was one buyer I called the ayatollah. Ayatollah. Rock and roll. He had the great big beard and wore the sheet and he bought all my Suburbans. I haven't seen that guy since 9 11.

[J.D. Ryan]

It went the change.

[John Clay Wolf]

He left. Well, he's gone.

[J.D. Ryan]

There was a real shift in the mentality after that day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lincoln Town Cars. They used to ship all these Damn things. Lexus LS's, LX's. And they cut the tops of them off and send them overseas. They cut the tops off so that they would be parts. Speaking of Asians.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because they would go to China. What's this Asian dude doing? What you're gonna ask who is this.

[Bobbo Turley]

Hanging around the studio?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know what's going on here. Are you going? Do you want to export cars? Is that why you're here?

[Listener]

Ha. No.

[J.D. Ryan]

What are you?

[Hannah]

I don't export cars.

[J.D. Ryan]

No?

[John Clay Wolf]

Why are you here?

[Hannah]

No, I work at Kong, China in Oak Cref.

[J.D. Ryan]

You what?

[Hannah]

I'm William Fory.

[J.D. Ryan]

William Fory.

[Hannah]

Michael Turi called me flighty. Say he want nobody Chinese New Year.

[J.D. Ryan]

Call you Friday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Want to know about Chinese New Year.

[Hannah]

Say, how do I know about Chinese New Year? I live in Arlington.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well.

[Hannah]

Oh, I know it's no time.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's the year of the. It's the year of the Rooster now.

[Hannah]

Hey, JD Line, you better get down now. Party started Tiny New Year.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know. Big deal.

[Hannah]

I'm in this big time.

[J.D. Ryan]

Fireworks, dragons.

[Hannah]

Which one's John Cray Roof.

[J.D. Ryan]

John Clay Wolf's over John Craig. He got the glasses.

[Hannah]

Why you rook all out of salt? You look like you fought a sleeping bowling alley. Got your hands sticking up like little boy. Why you not go home? Ain't you got no home?

[John Clay Wolf]

I got a home.

[Baba]

Oh.

[Hannah]

Sweeping office like a big man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Oh, I slept on the cot last night.

[Hannah]

Oh, I bet you drink Ross and whiskey.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. I'll drink some beer, though.

[Hannah]

Ah, Big John Cran Roof. Well, he's big and mad.

[J.D. Ryan]

What's wrong with that?

[Baba]

He's fine.

[Hannah]

No, that's okay. I do it all the time.

[J.D. Ryan]

I. Well, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who is this? Coming in here, running in his mouth in my studio. What? What do you want, little man?

[Hannah]

Well, first say thank you, J.D. lion.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, thank you. For what?

[Hannah]

Go brass. I keep a JD Line. You saving my foster father's life.

[J.D. Ryan]

I saved your foster father's. How's that?

[Hannah]

He tell me all about it. When you rescue my foster father from Viet Cong.

[J.D. Ryan]

I didn't do this.

[Hannah]

My father get metal, right? John McCain.

[J.D. Ryan]

I didn't do that.

[Hannah]

Adopt 11 Chinese children and move to Big D. All thanks for JD Lion. You're you great American hero.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm not.

[Hannah]

Hey, you still like to drink Jack Daniels?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes. I love it.

[Hannah]

J.D. lyon.

[Baba]

Yes. Ha ha.

[Hannah]

You funny man. You still get wasted at Berry Bob's?

[John Clay Wolf]

This is like a Chinese roast.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm telling you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Honky tonk, the Chinese ball busting.

[Hannah]

Shut up. I'm on a roll.

[J.D. Ryan]

You are. You are on a roll.

[Hannah]

Okay, so Chinese New Year time.

[J.D. Ryan]

Chinese New Year. Yeah. Fireworks, orcs and dragons.

[Hannah]

Hey, everybody get ribbon and red envelope for you. Candy line for you, John Craig.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you.

[Hannah]

You want for you, Maca Perry.

[J.D. Ryan]

What does this do.

[Hannah]

Open it. Open it.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right, hold on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah.

[Hannah]

Happy Tiny New Year.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, what a God.

[Listener]

See?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Hannah]

It's a Sam's Crab gift card.

[J.D. Ryan]

I appreciate that. What?

[Hannah]

Go buy Jackie corn dogs.

[Listener]

Bloodboro.

[Hannah]

Right.

[Listener]

Happy New Year.

[Hannah]

Goodbye, monkey.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sam's Club gift card.

[Hannah]

Tip 4, 2017. Say hello to clock.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes. Hello to the rooster.

[Hannah]

It's rooster year.

[J.D. Ryan]

Year of the rooster.

[Hannah]

Okay, got rooster joke.

[J.D. Ryan]

No more.

[Hannah]

Farmer go look for rooster, go pick up Harry. Rooster take him home to farm, set him roost. Harry go to work, hump all the chickens.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Hannah]

Farmer say, harry, slow down. You go rooster, you kill yourself. Harry no stop. He go pig pen. Hump on the pigs and then the dog and then the pussycat.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Hannah]

Next day, farmer go outside. Then Harry ran on ground his eye crossed his rag sticky up.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh no.

[Hannah]

Got buzzing. Circling overhead.

[J.D. Ryan]

Thought he was dead.

[Hannah]

He looked dead.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Hannah]

Farmer said, oh, no, rookie. Poor Harry. You did too much sassy time.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Hannah]

Oh my God. Why? And Harry say oh, yeah. The buzzer coming closer. Happy New Year. Happy Chinese New Year. Come see me at Kong, China.

[J.D. Ryan]

Go pop some fireworks. Get out of here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kong, China. Go back to Traders Village to your stand.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wow.

[Baba]

Loop 12.

[John Clay Wolf]

Boy, I guess 84 Z 28. How many miles, Ken?

[Caller]

42,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a yellow IROC? No, they didn't make that a four.

[Caller]

No, they didn't. It's a. It's a red Z 28 with the five speed manual leather.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cloth.

[Caller]

Cloth.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm thinking five grand. But I'm thinking I don't know either. I really don't know. What are you thinking?

[Caller]

Well, I was thinking maybe 7, 500.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I'm thinking go to givemethe vin.com, put the VIN number and shoot me some. Some photos of this thing so I can research and figure out what I'm really talking about. And I'll shoot you an offer.

[Caller]

Okay. Thanks, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, sir.

[J.D. Ryan]

If somebody puts their stuff in like right now, you gotta go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, right now.

[J.D. Ryan]

How long does it take to get a number back?

[John Clay Wolf]

Saturday's a little bit longer cuz we're so busy. Okay, but it'll happen today. Okay. Yep. We'll be right back. John Clay Wolf Show. My name is John J.D. ryan. Bobo Turley. Una momento, por favor.

[Baba]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the Wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Doctor, doctor, give me the news. I got a bad case. Loving you. People say it's too good to Be true. How do you buy cars from a website like give me the vin.com without looking at it? Well, I've been doing this 20 years. I know what I'm doing. I'm the largest wholesaler in all of Texas. Givemethevin.com. if we don't beat your CarMax offer, we'll pay you $100. How about that?

[Baba]

Tell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, hit it. Mexican Americans are named Jordan and Brandon and Alex and have brothers in laws named Tyrone. Mexican Americans are playing golf now and into NASCAR and other white guy stuff, but still fight chickens in Oklahoma.

[Radio Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1-800-800- radio.

[Baba]

This Caritas and they also like. And also they cook the best Chinese food. Mexican, American. Sitting the radio stations and looking at stuff that other guys rolled and sitting there thinking, boy, this is really crap.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not crap.

[J.D. Ryan]

I wrote it and you wrote it in America.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like to go to the radio station and do this stuff and then take a nap.

[J.D. Ryan]

At least he rhymed.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was a fun day. Yeah, I enjoyed that. They did not smoke grass in the studio, but they asked if we had any.

[J.D. Ryan]

Did they really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. 01 Mercury Grand Mark with 8080. 80. 82. Joey, this is probably a 1500 car. Is it nice?

[Caller]

Yes, yes. It's clean car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Is it leather, cloth? 1500, maybe two for sure. 1500. You'll sell it?

[Caller]

Yeah, I like to get close to two for not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's. Let's do this.

[Listener]

We're.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let me see it. Go to. Give me the VIN. VIN. Take the VIN number, put it in the website. Givemetheven.com push a couple of pictures, say two grand buys it. Talk to John on the air. Here it is. And we'll send you a confirmation. And if we can't give the two, we'll. We'll send you a letter. How close we can get. But I'll. I can get you paid. Where do you live? Was that down by Houston?

[Caller]

Yes, yes, it's right south of Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can get you picked up early next week. We've bought so many cars. We have two drive teams down there picking up cars all over Houston and they're booked. But we can get it Tuesday, Wednesday.

[Caller]

Okay, thanks. Now.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-7234. Go to. Go to the website and click FAQs and it'll answer every question that I have ever been asked about this. And that's. I wrote the FAQs, the answers. Trying to you know all the questions we're constantly answering frequently asked Bobo like in off there. Just as funny he is also join a John Clay Wolf show Facebook page. We put a lot of funnies on there. And Bobbo's a administration. Tony Romo's dad is about done here. Do we need him anymore?

[Bobbo Turley]

Yeah, I guess after pretty much the season's done.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know what I mean. He's here.

[J.D. Ryan]

We're gonna go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do we have anything to talk to him?

[J.D. Ryan]

That's the big question.

[Bobbo Turley]

I guess he said something about the Pro Bowl.

[Baba]

Buenos diaz. Hello, senior Hoof.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hello, Cromerio.

[Baba]

Promise it's not totally the truth that I have nothing else to say. You haven't even asked me about my hobbies.

[Bobbo Turley]

His hobbies.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. What about your hobbies?

[Baba]

Ah, we talk another time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Baba]

Do you know it's pro ball. Quick. In Orlando.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's worthless, worthless, worthless game.

[Baba]

The land of the world of Disney. Yes, but the publicity stunts are wonderful.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Baba]

And picture opportunities. A horse Tony no peak for this year, but el jefe Rojo, the red coach, Jason Garrett.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Baba]

He think it might be good idea for Antonio to keep an eye on Zeke, on Doc. You know, poor Doc. You have no mother to hold his hand at the Disney World. Yeah, his mother, she died.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know she died. Yeah, we know.

[Baba]

And Doc, if you look at him closely, you will be no surprise to find he's big fan of the Goofy.

[J.D. Ryan]

The Goofy Disney. Oh, Disney World.

[John Clay Wolf]

Goofy.

[Baba]

He's not a dog or a man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Goofy.

[Baba]

He's a dog. But he wear a hat.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, yeah, that's true. And he talks.

[Baba]

And Antonio know this. And so he take a duck by his hand and he look for Goofy. But before he can see him.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Baba]

He and Doc are surrounded by a barrage of other characters all at the same time.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really.

[Baba]

They are greeted by Senor Mickey the Mouse.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, yeah, he's big there.

[Baba]

Donaldo Las Duke and a Snow White. Many of the little sleepy, dopy, grouchy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Baba]

And even Pluto the doll.

[J.D. Ryan]

Pluto. Yeah. Now Pluto is the doll.

[Baba]

And they all surround D and Antonio and wave and smile and dance. Take pictures and make it merry.

[J.D. Ryan]

The greetings what they do. All the Dallas Cowboys happiest place on Earth.

[Baba]

But Doc, he have seen no Goofy. Unlike many a young quarterback. When his heart is broken, he began to cry.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, he did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just a little bit.

[Baba]

Yes, he does.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't think so.

[Baba]

Great big little boy tears. And then, like a ray of pure sunlight, Antonio spotted the Goofy really some distance away and completely unaccessible before this throng of silly costumed peoples. And Tony Juno. He may be a little accident bro, but he have a big heart.

[J.D. Ryan]

Big heart.

[Baba]

And the only thing he can think of to do is. Is to get these peoples out of his way so Doc can see the Goofy. You won't believe what he done.

[J.D. Ryan]

And what did he do to see Goofy?

[Baba]

He began to pull the heads off of of all of the costume characters.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, he didn't.

[Baba]

And he throw them.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's not throwing the heads.

[Baba]

Yes. Except for Snow White.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, you can't.

[Baba]

Her head did not come off.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, she's a real person.

[Baba]

He shovel past her 17 yards to the left.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hashtag no.

[Baba]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Baba]

He take the head off of Donald De Duke. He Throw it 49 yards. Yes. He land right on top of Tinker Bear. He take a Pluto the dog. The entire character. He throw him 19 yards. In a slant.

[J.D. Ryan]

In a slant.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Baba]

First down. That is what we call throwing long dog.

[J.D. Ryan]

But he.

[Baba]

He become carried away. And security come to take him away. Before little duck can see Goofy. I come to find out he's not so much a fan of Goofy. He wanted to see Boo's light year.

[J.D. Ryan]

All along Buzz Lightyear.

[Baba]

Tony is cursed. But he also take this opportunity to talk to coaching staff from the Miami Dolphins.

[J.D. Ryan]

Y see the tight.

[Baba]

This would be nice place for Tony to land because he had a wonderful time at Disney.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, that's a nice place.

[Baba]

Until he was tased by security.

[J.D. Ryan]

How was he tased?

[Baba]

I don't know. I think they are very nervous about the Mexican Americans in. In Miami. You know.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't think so.

[John Clay Wolf]

J. So they. They tased him because he was a Mexican.

[Baba]

In this world is nothing like your favorite Disney cartoon. Can be dangerous.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

[Baba]

So next time you look for a Goofy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Baba]

You can always start a little earlier.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good point.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you.

[Baba]

Please be careful with your children.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Please be careful with your children. Casey. No. Three lightning with 106 is worth about seven grand. Maybe eight. You there? Nope. I need to pot him up. Call her. Casey, are you there?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. 106000 mile lightning. About eight grand is what I've been. I've bought about four of those this year. Just like it.

[Caller]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know. I know. With you know. 20000 miles are worth 18 grand. It's just a mileage thing. Yeah.

[Caller]

I bought it with 85 and I got it for 15. But that it was 100 stock at that time. So a little bit of Premium there, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

You'd be surprised. I mean, yes, the stalker. The better, the modified, the worse. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800. Man, I'm tired. I didn't sleep for the damn.

[J.D. Ryan]

Where you sleep.

[John Clay Wolf]

I slept here.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, that's why.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah, we've got a bedroom in there.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. Yeah, but you went out to a bar.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everybody's bitching at home about me snoring. When you came in this morning, was I snoring?

[Bobbo Turley]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Bobbo Turley]

I could hear you through the door.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really? Like, before you came in, like as.

[Bobbo Turley]

Soon as I opened the door, I heard. I was like, oh, somebody's here. And I was like, no, it's not babble, because this Camaro's not down.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know it's bad when my children start imitating it when they're sleeping.

[Hannah]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

My wife took a recording of it. Listen, this is Baby Dayday at three years old. He's a three year old. And this is him acting like he's sleeping like daddy, okay? He can't make it up.

[J.D. Ryan]

You became a Three Stooges.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that's what it sounds like. He's never seen the Three Stooges.

[J.D. Ryan]

How in the hell did he come up with that?

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't go, me, me, me, me. No, he does.

[J.D. Ryan]

He goes. He does not go, me, me, me, me, me.

[Bobbo Turley]

It was the damnedest thing. When I walked in, I was like, one more time.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want to hear that. Oh, wow. S found in cars. This week we have time to do it. Let's hit it. Brian. A 90 vet convertible with 128. I need to see it online. Can you go to the website, givemetheven.com because it's so old and the miles are so high that I really need to look at it.

[Caller]

Sure can.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Give me the VIN.com. no. A minute 14. We are tight on time. One. This was what? Where's it at? I don't have it.

[Baba]

I don't know.

[Bobbo Turley]

These were found in one of these four cards. John, what do you got? What did I just hand you?

[John Clay Wolf]

You Rosetta Stone Espanol CDs. Which are very expensive, by the way. Yeah. Okay. And it's my job to guess on the cars that we bought and traded for this week. You dug stuff. Out of which car did this come out of? A Rosetta Stone Espanol CD. Okay. All right.

[Bobbo Turley]

Was it in a 2007 Chevy Tahoe with 144, 000 miles?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, cuz that Mexican already knows Spanish.

[Bobbo Turley]

It was in a 2010 Volvo XC60 with 77,000 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

That guy might be trying to learn how to talk to his mate. So we're put that in the definite possibility category. All right.

[Bobbo Turley]

2011 Kia Sorento with 89,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Negative.

[Bobbo Turley]

It's the Volvo or the 2012 BMW X5 with 68,000 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's the Volvo or the X5, man. I don't know. I just don't know.

[Bobbo Turley]

Ten seconds.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm going to go with the BMW Volvo.

[Bobbo Turley]

J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

Quick.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm going to go with the Volvo as well, but I can't.

[Bobbo Turley]

It was the BMW. Ladies and gentlemen, John Clay Wolf once again. No, his.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know white people. Yes, he does. We'll be back with our number four coming up next. You can stream it. Go to what's a planet? No, what's it called now?

[Bobbo Turley]

Planet Radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's not planet anymore. It's Louisiana classic rock and Lafayette. Ah, hell, go to the Bear in Wichita Falls streaming off of there if you want to grab our number four. And Dallas, Houston, the buzz and the brew. Oklahoma. And in Pennsylvania, we will see you next week. Our number four coming up. Yeah.

[Radio Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf radio studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up now. 800800 radio. Or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Will an 09 Ram half ton, two wheel drive. Is it a quad cab?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

With 150,000 miles. Hemi. Is it a Hemi?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have 20 inch wheels?

[Caller]

Yes, it does.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's got some look to it. Yeah, I think it's a six grander.

[Caller]

Six grander.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mm.

[Caller]

Already.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Fort Worth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right now we're in Fort Worth. Are you in the truck?

[Caller]

Yeah, I'm sitting in my company parking.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lot if you want to bring it by and let's take a look. See, we'll verify it and might give a little more with a look and make the deal right here in. In the parking lot.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

What part of Fort Worth are you in?

[Caller]

East. Fort Worth.

[John Clay Wolf]

East. In the hood, east side. In the ghetto. What? Are you in the ghetto? No, no, no doing. No, no, no. I'm not in the ghetto, cuz East Fort Worth can be a little ghetto Ish. Anyway, we're at. We're. We're just. If you want to come over here, go email JCW off the website. There's a button says email jcw. So what's your address? And I'll give it to you and you come on over.

[Female Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pontiac Fiero. Jay. AN87. Pontiac FO. Hey.

[Baba]

Hey.

[Caller]

What's up?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you know, not Everybody has a 87 Pontiac Fiero.

[Caller]

Very few people nowadays.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a classic.

[Baba]

Running.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's running.

[Caller]

It's running.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't think that they were worth a whole hell of a lot back then. I don't know what they're worth now. I haven't seen one in 15 years. What do you want?

[Caller]

I believe that.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you want?

[Caller]

I don't know. I just like to find out what. What somebody would offer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you want to sell it?

[Caller]

Yeah, I'm thinking about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long have you had it? Since 87. Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

How many miles?

[John Clay Wolf]

40. 47. Does it look like 40? Is it in that kind of condition? Is it perfect?

[Caller]

Yeah, it's all original with the exception of the. The sea switcher, the lever leather, aftermarket.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's probably better. It's a gt.

[Caller]

It's gt.

[John Clay Wolf]

Six cylinder. There was a girl in high school that drove one of the. One of these that I chased for a long time.

[J.D. Ryan]

She's now a strip.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I finally caught her.

[Caller]

Did you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And it was. You know, JD Is weird, man. I spent like years in middle school and high school on the phone with this girl. I was that guy.

[J.D. Ryan]

You were her friend zone.

[John Clay Wolf]

So finally. And I'd hear about her love affairs with others.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Oh, that's hard.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And she was about three years older than I. And then finally in college and the tables turn. Ricky Bobby. I mean, she was all over me. And when we got back to the house, it was. It was. I mean, this was like a man. This was like a seven year investment.

[J.D. Ryan]

And you've been thinking about it a long time.

[John Clay Wolf]

She was. She used to do. She did commercials for the Fitness Connection.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

One of those deals, driving to Fiero.

[J.D. Ryan]

You've done this in your head a million times.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've done this in my head a million times. And when it came time for Showtime.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was like, get down to business. I remember the TV was on. She got naked real quick. And I got to see it with the TV in the back. This is perfect. Nothing. I had nothing. I had nothing to bring. Was it whiskey, Wine?

[J.D. Ryan]

Wine.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I mean, I was. I was 18. I was like 20. How the hell could be anything?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, that couldn't be anything.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it was. It's a mental block. It was like a. It was like a. Seriously, what do you call when the women are having babies and they stick the thing in their back.

[J.D. Ryan]

Epidural.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was like an epidural for me.

[J.D. Ryan]

Felt nothing.

[John Clay Wolf]

I had nothing.

[Listener]

Nothing.

[J.D. Ryan]

So what did you do? How do you get out of that situation?

[John Clay Wolf]

I tried. We like just rumped around like. Like an 80 year old man that had nothing. It was very awkward.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, what you say?

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't say much. It was just. She was. You know, we didn't do it again.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. God, that's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sorry, Jay. I know that was more than you asked for because of the Pontiac, but.

[Caller]

That's all right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm thinking 2500.

[Caller]

Okay.

[Baba]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

In honor of.

[Caller]

Let me send you some pictures on the website then.

[Listener]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And unlike what happened with the other girl with the Pharaoh, when it does come time to consummate. Yeah, we'll deliver. I had to get there, didn't I? I had to make the full circle.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, there's a. That's why the psychological twist there somewhere. Dude, that's awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

Very much so.

[J.D. Ryan]

Man, isn't that weird you're making. Yeah, it's making me crazy just thinking about it. The lights, just. Fitness. Connection. Connection and tv. She's naked. She got naked quick. You didn't have to work for it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it was like.

[Listener]

Boink.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here we go. Holy hell. Batman. I mean, it was so perfect. It should have been in a medical journal. It was like what you would. Hugh Hefner couldn't sketch this. Jeez. And I had nothing.

[J.D. Ryan]

Making me crazy.

[Caller]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

What happened, Bob? What happened to me?

[J.D. Ryan]

Maybe it was too easy.

[Baba]

I don't have anything nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was not easy. It took seven years.

[J.D. Ryan]

But that day she just.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm still mad. I'm still mad. I think that's what it was.

[Baba]

Anticipation, anxiety.

[J.D. Ryan]

You were mad.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think I was years. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Pent up anger. Oh, that's deep.

[Baba]

That's no excuse.

[J.D. Ryan]

You don't look that deep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I think that's what it was.

[J.D. Ryan]

That could make sense. Yeah. Anger and frustration over the years built up. Watching her see him go out with these other guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

There was too many. Two of them. They were the sisters.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, shoot. Stop it.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I.

[J.D. Ryan]

Stop it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, there were two of it. And I. And there were four people in our school that had both sisters.

[Hannah]

Four.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I was gonna be number five.

[J.D. Ryan]

You'd had the sister?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Not all the way, but close enough.

[J.D. Ryan]

Close enough.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Close counts back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Should I drop a name?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everybody's shaking their head now.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know what she does. Does anymore? She's a stripper.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, she's in the oil business. She never had a. She never had any kids. She never got married. She's a career. Yeah. And, and she's just, you know, but she's getting a little, little haggard. Well, you know, time. Yeah, the bod's still great. Yeah, but she's almost a two bagger now.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, stop it. From that to a two bagger.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not a two bagger, but a one bagger.

[Listener]

Bagger.

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't know about baggers.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're only. Yeah, but how's that possible? You're only 40 something.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, you know, time affects people differently.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's true.

[Baba]

Oh, a bagger.

[John Clay Wolf]

A bagger. Here's a bag for you. Here's a bag for me in case yours comes off.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yours comes off.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. 800.

[Baba]

You just lost a listener.

[John Clay Wolf]

Holy, holy, holy. All right, time for review, Turley. Yes.

[Bobbo Turley]

Yes it is.

[J.D. Ryan]

What car do you guys get?

[John Clay Wolf]

Jeep, been driving it all week. Love it, live it, love it, learn it.

[Radio Announcer]

It's time for the ride of the week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Grand Cherokee Trailhawk 4x4. So it's the Jeep Grand Cherokee, like the off road version. I did not take it off roading and test its skills. It's only $50,000. J.D. you want two of them?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, I don't want half of one. I. I can't afford it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know what you can buy them for after rebates. You know, it's like these sticker prices don't mean anything anymore because the factory puts so much rebate on everything. But is it nice? Is it great? Yeah, Yeah, I liked it. I liked it a lot.

[Bobbo Turley]

It's got a big motor in it. Or is it the.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is it. No. What does it look like?

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it the big Jeep Grand Cherokee?

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf]

It has a Trailhawk sticker on it. What is.

[Bobbo Turley]

Yes, I just. That's for four wheel driving, I guess.

[John Clay Wolf]

It has cool red tow hooks in the front. It has cool, cool stickers and it has cool wheels and a big motor and probably differential lockers like a Rubicon. I didn't read it, I didn't check it. But I'm going to guess most of the serious off road rigs do. Yeah, I love it. I mean, you got good gas mileage. Has all the high tech, everything the blue, everything new. That's expensive. Bluetoothed up and heated, heated and cooled, seats up and all the toys, all the goodies.

[J.D. Ryan]

50 grand. You really should get everything.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's really nice though is. And a lot of these newer lux cars have them as cameras in the rear view mirror.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pointing forward. Yes. Why? One on each side that are grabbing the lines on the highway.

[J.D. Ryan]

I wonder how they do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

When you slide off the road, it brings you back. And if you put it on cruise.

[J.D. Ryan]

Can just give you an alarm. It actually brings you back.

[John Clay Wolf]

It brings you back. And if you turn on the cruise, it'll slow you down and speed you up with the people in front of you. So it's autopilot.

[J.D. Ryan]

Get out of here.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I was letting it run on autopilot and it kept screaming at me, put your hands on the wheel. Put your hands on the wheel. I'm like, I don't want to. I like this.

[J.D. Ryan]

How does it know your hands are off the wheel?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because you're riding the line. It's sitting there tapping it and it knows it's having to drive for you too much.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like I'm pouring a drink. Leave me a little.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's a little.

[John Clay Wolf]

I already dropped my cigarette. Hang on. I'm trying to find the change on the floor. We're going 65.

[J.D. Ryan]

But the.

[John Clay Wolf]

The autopilot, it's got it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sorry. Don't you think at this point cars do a little too much that just. To me that says you could fall asleep and not kill yourself. But is that safe?

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Because it won't hold it over time.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

It'll hold it for one or two bumps.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

But if you're coming at the turn or something. Not at the turn, but like it. It'll tap you back in if it. If it's a light approach. But if you're coming at the sideline hard, it'll let you run out of bounds like does Brian.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. Gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And then you'll go off and the ditch, you'll crash. It'll suck. And then you're going to do that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Anyway though, so it may, you know, can save you from a little bit.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't wreck this week. I did not wreck. That's amazing.

[J.D. Ryan]

Blessing, Richard.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Me? City, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know where that be. Is your Silverado a crew cab or a single cab?

[Caller]

It's a crew cab.

[John Clay Wolf]

Crew cab. Cloth. Big wheels or the small wheels? This 20 inch crew cab, 108 on the clock. Does 11 grand buy it? Should.

[Caller]

Doesn't get me out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Doesn't get me out of the hole on it. But what's the hole? I mean, I know what it is, but how much is it?

[Caller]

That's 15.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get a preacher and tobacco because you're buried. Thanks, man. 800-8 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800. Raider Bob, what's the payoff on your Camaro? Do you mean I do on mine? Yep.

[Baba]

I think so. Close to 25 probably.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you gave 22.

[Baba]

20. Was it 215 something?

[John Clay Wolf]

Plus. Plus. Plus to the payoffs? 25.

[Baba]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What'd you get? An extended warranty.

[Baba]

Financing and all?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Baba]

Yes, in fact, I did. Yeah. On 72 months, we had it at 60 and for like 13 more and at an another year, full warranty.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's your payoff? I mean, I'm sorry, What's your payment?

[Baba]

432.

[J.D. Ryan]

What do you ask?

[John Clay Wolf]

I just wonder what it costs to buy cars. You know, you see all these ads. You can get a new. You can get a Camry for, you know, 1.

[Baba]

99Amonth.

[John Clay Wolf]

A cell phone cost 199amonth. I don't understand the math there. How a phone cost 100 bucks but a new car cost 2. How does that work?

[Baba]

Well, because you're getting ripped off, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

On the car or the cell phone?

[Baba]

The cell phone.

[J.D. Ryan]

See, John, you look at. You look at cars totally different than the average person. You're like an airline pilot looks at air flying somewhere. They're like, ah, just something.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is your cell phone bill? J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't even want to talk about 111amonth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, what's your cell phone bill, Turley? Yeah. Anybody?

[Bobbo Turley]

Mine's like 225 and it's three lines now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Your wife, your son, and you. Yeah, so it's about. And an iPad too, so it's 75 bucks ahead. Yeah, mine's about 250 for the wife and I.

[Baba]

We pay 76 for the two of us.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got the new iPhone. The big one.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it.

[J.D. Ryan]

You like it?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I love it. But it won't receive. I drop calls double time. What I did run running around on one bar all the time. It does not work as well as the old one.

[Baba]

Dude, you need to Android up, man up. They're very good models.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Republicans have iPhones. No, Democrats have iPhones.

[Baba]

Republicans have blackmail.

[John Clay Wolf]

Democrats have Obama phones. No, those are flip phones.

[Baba]

You know what I was thinking the other day? A lot of. A lot of liberal types are saying that they're just gonna keep Obamacare basically like it is and just call it Trumpcare. I'll go you one better. Here's. Here's Trump sweeping legislation. Okay, tell me what you think about this Trump tv. Just make all cable TV free of charge. Cards for Everybody.

[J.D. Ryan]

I like that completely.

[Baba]

Every channel there is. Yeah, for everybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

The big joke, Dwayne, he wants advice. Advice? Buying truck for son needs advice. Where do you live?

[Baba]

Don't buy blue coffin.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where? Kaufman.

[Caller]

Kaufman.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

Good morning. I'm a huge fan of the show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, sir. Appreciate it. Too bad I need to get them to carry our number four because we're off in Dallas right now on 92. 5. You know, it was, it was tough. They were really being about putting us on that station.

[J.D. Ryan]

They thought we'd ruin it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. They thought we'd ruin it. Ruin it. No, ruin it. It was.

[Caller]

We would do it feel that way.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you, if you, if you, if you get the urge and want to write a note to the program director of 92.5, feel free. People send me nice mail all the time. But if you'll send to the program directors, that's who needs to hear it. Because when I tell them, they don't want to hear. They don't want anything. They don't want you to like me, Dwayne. They don't want you to like us.

[Caller]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no, no, no, no. Because I'm the Antichrist.

[Bobbo Turley]

Radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I, I, I was brought by the devil and I am ruining their philosophies. That.

[Caller]

So can you, can you give me any advice on where to buy a fair truck for a fair price?

[John Clay Wolf]

I can. How much money do you want to spend for your son's truck?

[Caller]

Somewhere between like 8 and 12. Like 07 and newer. Need a 3 quarter ton Chevy, 4 wheel drive. Everything I look at, it's got too many miles and junk and they want new price.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, the good thing about a three quarter ton Chevy is the, the miles add. Especially if it's a six liter. Add 80,000 miles to the lifespan of that thing versus a half ton. They honestly make it to a solid 200, 225. They really will. It's weird. Same with the Suburbans. It's the motor and the transmission and the rear end combo on the 3.4tons. And they're heavy duty. They make it longer.

[Caller]

Understand?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller]

So I got better bearings and bigger everything.

[John Clay Wolf]

The 150 on the clock on the miles on that truck. Look at it like 100 on the half ton. As far as workability, you're asking for a lot of truck. You want to buy it kind of within dealer price. That's hard to do. Let me think. I mean if you went to the auction, you just pick one up. Do you have, do you have the money? Ready?

[Caller]

Depending on the price, yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have 10 grand ready?

[Caller]

I could get 10 grand in the quickness.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, if you would give me a check for the 10 grand so I can show that you're clear and I'm not gonna have to chase money. I could, I could have you go into the auction with one of my reps and buy yourself a truck. That's how to do it.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not advertising that.

[Caller]

Can you give me roughly what kind of year?

[John Clay Wolf]

0304 05. It all depends. I mean, if you see the one with 80,000 miles, the one with 80,000 miles is going to bring the same as four years newer with 150,000 miles.

[Caller]

So let me ask you this. My son found one from an individual. It's a 2010 model work truck, three quarter, four wheel drive, extended cab, 182 on the clock. We can buy that one for ten grand. Is that a fair deal?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no. That's the worst truck in God's green earth. The extended cab part, the WT part, the miles part. There's no sex appeal. There's no. I'd bid that truck for four grand. They're hard to sell. Hard to sell.

[Baba]

You can get a lot of car for 10 grand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Does he just need a work truck? Is that what he needs?

[Caller]

Well, no. Well, I mean, really, that's all he needs. But I mean, he's got a wife and kids now.

[Baba]

You.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can, you can find that. You can find a better deal. Just keep looking on Craigslist. Hell, a dealer. If you find one on a dealer site, you'll find one for 7,500. If I ran that. If you're standing in the auction next Tuesday with us and that truck came through the way you just described it, going to bring five grand.

[Caller]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Y.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep, yep, yep.

[Caller]

What would, what would be the best, best way for me to get in touch with you? Email you or what?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, just go to the website. Email john on givemethevin.com Thanks. 800, 807. Why do I offer things like this?

[Bobbo Turley]

Because you're going to get tons of people asking, hey man, I've got some money. Can you put me in the auction lane with you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, you know, there might be something there if somebody will prepay. I'm just not going to take the risk on them buying something and then not that what'll sniff them out. Okay, I'm going to deposit your check. You got to trust me enough that we're not. If you buy something, it's yours because if I buy something at the auction on my number, it's mine. It's yours. There's no ah, he doesn't like the color.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I missed the fact that it been smoked in.

[Bobbo Turley]

It's much I agree with you because letting them just do it, it's all on them and you've got them. You're like, okay, there's a guarantee that they're going to buy some because they've.

[John Clay Wolf]

Already checks clear and they're going to pay for whatever it is. The key. I can't go buy something for someone and then start listening to why they don't. Well, I'm going to call my uncle.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's got the money. Well when he gets out of jail he'll have money.

[John Clay Wolf]

We did a deal with a guy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Through two months ago, three months ago. Do you remember this earlier? The Audi, the guy. I did the same thing. I said $5,000 deposit and he gave it to us.

[Bobbo Turley]

Oh yes, that one.

[John Clay Wolf]

He never bought the car. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

He gave you the money and you never got the car?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it was $150,000 car. And I'm like, I'm not even talking. We don't sell cars to the public.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not even talking about this car. Unless you have a $5,000. Here it is. Boom. Got the car, got him over there and he's. He couldn't get his financing together.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

So he lost 5,000.

[J.D. Ryan]

That was the deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, yeah, because I have to go resell it. I bought it for him.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I bought it for him. First time I've done that in years and the first time I do it, that's a real.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's 150.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was actually. 115. 115. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars on the radio. 98 GT hard stop stick. Brad, I like this car. Can you send me some pictures of it?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com I. I want to look at pictures before I say what I'll give for it.

[Caller]

All right, I'll get them pin.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks man. 800. 800 radio is how you get a hold of myself. J.D. right Ryan, your famous uncle Babbo and Mike Turley. We will be here until 12 o'. Clock. Be right back.

[Baba]

You know it just ain't Saturday without the Wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up. Power by givemetheven.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com and you will realize that we Are that good? I've been doing this 22 years. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars, about a thousand a month. I make about 300 bucks a car. And that's what we do. In n out, very fast, quick and easy. We lose money, we make money, we run an average and that's how we do it. I can be your dealer friend in the business. Check me out. Givemetheven.com.

[Baba]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Radio Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now.

[Caller]

1.

[Radio Announcer]

This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is this classic rock, Turley, or is this classic country?

[Bobbo Turley]

No, it's classic rock.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, John Anderson, where is the line on classic rock? What's that? That noise? I don't know. I don't either.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's the ocean.

[Bobbo Turley]

It's Bobo's mic then.

[John Clay Wolf]

Flipping. Just switch. Okay. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Bobbo's mic is screwed up. Typical Bobbo. Leave it to Bobbo. David, where you calling from? Wichita Falls, Texas. 13Z71 crew cab cloth. 118 on the clock. Is it lifted or stock?

[Caller]

It's stock. It's extended cast, not crew cab.

[John Clay Wolf]

12 grand.

[Caller]

12. Ah, man. At about 18.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. That's. That's not me, babe. What? Johnny Cash bid it at it ain't me. We can just sing it and you.

[Bobbo Turley]

Know it by heart now, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

It ain't me, bab. No, no, no. It ain't me, baby. It ain't me. Yeah, we looking for babe.

[Bobbo Turley]

I just like you guys singing.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, very popular.

[Baba]

Cory, send that out to my friends at Outskirts Pub and Grill.

[Female Caller]

Hi, you have reached Gimme the Vin dot com. Our regular business.

[Baba]

Well, hello, baby.

[Female Caller]

Monday through Friday, 9:00am to my car.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's weird. I don't know.

[Baba]

Hello, Megan.

[J.D. Ryan]

The gremlins are loose.

[John Clay Wolf]

Trump trapped in his lies, keeps lying sad. Now that's a headline in the New York Times.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

I think that's sad.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's very sad.

[Baba]

That's a parody, I think.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Baba]

Of a Trump tweet.

[John Clay Wolf]

New York Times dot com.

[Baba]

Right, Right. But it's in print. They're. I think they're paradizing Trump's tweet style.

[John Clay Wolf]

He hasn't taken office yet, but Donald Trump is lost, wandering in the labyrinth of lies, trying to drag the country with him.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, that's not a.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's not a pretty heavy dog.

[Baba]

Well, no, that's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here's the tweet. Hillary flunky who lost big for the hundredth time. I never mocked a disabled reporter. So he, they put together a bunch of lies.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[Baba]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I never mocked a disabled reporter, would never do that but simply showed him something groveling when he totally changed a 16 year old story that he had written in order to make me look bad. Just very more dishonest media. So they're just fighting back against his fighting. How's this gonna end up, Bob?

[Baba]

How's it gonna end up?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. This media war. JD do you have an opinion?

[J.D. Ryan]

I just.

[Baba]

Who's gonna win?

[J.D. Ryan]

Nobody.

[Baba]

Nobody wins.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, he has the power by shutting them off. Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well he's already told CNN.

[Baba]

American, American principle though.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean he's, he's not, he's not denying all media just saying like cnn, you're fake news. You don't get to commit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did he say that?

[J.D. Ryan]

I believe he did.

[Baba]

Yes he did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is CNN not allowed in the White.

[J.D. Ryan]

House at some point? They pulled.

[Bobbo Turley]

I don't think that's the case.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, pull that up.

[Baba]

He hasn't banned him, you know, he just refused.

[Bobbo Turley]

He won't take their question from that, that one day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. Trying to set precedents that if you don't follow my precedent, then use out.

[Baba]

Right in this country. A free press is an essential portion of our First Amendment rights.

[John Clay Wolf]

Correct.

[Baba]

You know, a free press, that means the press is supposed to criticize the president. It doesn't matter what party the president represents, it doesn't matter his policy. You know, those policies should be known publicly and criticized if there's criticism to be given.

[John Clay Wolf]

The truth is getting harder to see in the flickering gaslight of Mr. Trump's America. But it's there. Not in his heart or out of his mouth. No matter how much this man and his minions say otherwise. It's pretty heavy for the New York Times. I mean that's just a dead on.

[Baba]

Well, no, they've always can he knew the New York Times, they've always been a liberal paper. You know Washington Post has said very similar things.

[J.D. Ryan]

Don't like it, don't read it. Yes. It's like there's a lot of people stop reading papers. A lot of people are not going to want to the the Academy Awards because of all the junk. It's like just because you make movies, you read somebody else's words. Doesn't make you smarter than the rest of the world.

[Baba]

Oh, but I love movies though.

[J.D. Ryan]

Then watch. I don't mind if they love do movies because that's what they do. They read other People's words in front of a camera doesn't make them political leaders.

[Baba]

Yeah, but you put the score in the cinematography. But you don't expect Hollywood people to be left wing liberals.

[J.D. Ryan]

Of course you do.

[Baba]

Of course they are.

[John Clay Wolf]

How do you see. I'll go to you first, jd. Jd how do you see the Mexico situation working?

[J.D. Ryan]

God, you know, I ain't got a clue on that one. Not a clue how it's gonna end up.

[John Clay Wolf]

JD doesn't have a clue. Bobo, how do you see the Mexico situation?

[J.D. Ryan]

He's got a clue.

[Baba]

If there's a wall built. I'll bet, I'll bet I know who's gonna build that wall.

[John Clay Wolf]

We will.

[Baba]

Not to mention who's gonna pay for it. Mexicans will.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, either Mexican Americans or Mexicans.

[Baba]

Mexicans, the labor.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but see, you're not answering my question, Turley. How do you see this, this, this.

[Bobbo Turley]

Impass working out an agreement to build and he may use Mexicans to their. To employ them to actually build the wall. Some type of stupid. There'll be an agreement. It's not going to be anything. They're not going to get taxed.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, it's just.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's a 20% tariff on things brought in from Mexico.

[John Clay Wolf]

Guess who pays for that?

[Bobbo Turley]

We do.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's dumb.

[J.D. Ryan]

Mexico ain't paying for that.

[John Clay Wolf]

The price will be adjusted though. No, but, but the price. When's the.

[Bobbo Turley]

When the walls starts to get being built.

[John Clay Wolf]

Guess what he's going to say.

[Bobbo Turley]

Look, American businesses are benefiting from it, see. So we're making money from. You can spin it all the way.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think, and I. Bob, you've heard me back 10 years ago doing the Daily Nooner. It's the same story. I haven't. I think Mexico winds up being part of America next.

[J.D. Ryan]

Mexico. Okay, what time frame?

[John Clay Wolf]

I think this is all posturing.

[J.D. Ryan]

What time frame?

[Bobbo Turley]

So you think it's a distraction and we're going to. We're going to invade and take Mexico?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, no, that, that would be absurd.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think there's going to be a deal.

[Bobbo Turley]

That's absurd, right?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Invading is.

[Bobbo Turley]

But us taking Mexico?

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Do I believe that we're going to conquer Mexico and pay them back for the Alamo? No, I do not think Davy Crockett's grand great grandsons are going to come take over Vicente Fox. I don't think that's gonna happen. What I do think is going to happen is the threat of the wall and the threat of the tax and the threat of all the stuff is going to sit everybody down at the negotiating table. And coming out of it, something is going to change. And I believe that we're not going to stop them from coming over here.

[J.D. Ryan]

Of course not.

[John Clay Wolf]

They can tunnel over, they can tunnel under, they can do whatever.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, U.S. territory, maybe like Saint. Like Saint Thomas.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't think we want. I just think there's a way. I. I just want. Want. He's a real estate developer, of course. Where's the prettiest beaches?

[Baba]

He's the king of the western ham.

[John Clay Wolf]

In North America and I mean, and.

[J.D. Ryan]

All that south of Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cuba.

[J.D. Ryan]

South of.

[John Clay Wolf]

Loosened up. Yeah, we loosened up on Cuba.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's true.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cuba you're going to see become another Vegas again, just like it was in the 50s. I believe that to be true coming back. And I think something's going to give with Mexico. I think there'll be a deal made and I don't know enough to. To give a, you know, a rough draft of it, but I think it's.

[Bobbo Turley]

All BS Oil, maybe.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, for sure.

[Bobbo Turley]

Yeah, probably. That's probably what's going after.

[J.D. Ryan]

He ain't stupid.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no. I don't think there'll be a wall built. I think it's all bull.

[J.D. Ryan]

Not to mention posture for something.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Baba]

Beautiful, Chas.

[J.D. Ryan]

Here we go.

[Baba]

Country, country, ladies. In Mexico. Not the city out in the desert.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, where did Mexico go to before the. The. The lines were redrawn? Was it. Were we in Mexico? Was Austin Mexico? You mean was Dallas Fort Worth in Mexico?

[J.D. Ryan]

Long, long time ago?

[Baba]

Mexico was like the bottom left third of this entire United States all the way to California, the nation Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was Texas all Mexico or half?

[Baba]

Oh, yeah. And all the way up to D, Dakota and all the way out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you think they're still mad that we took them? How do we take that?

[Baba]

How could they not?

[John Clay Wolf]

I just, you know, kind of like the mob, you know. You know, you knock off your. Your great grand uncle back in the day and the new generations come in and they want to. They want to get back reparations.

[Baba]

Yeah, that Brown power. You never heard of the brown power movement?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no. There.

[Baba]

There are people out there that think that the United States owes that land back to Mexico. Back me up, J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

We are nine feet deeper than we should be in this. This topic. I just know. Enough.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not funny, huh?

[J.D. Ryan]

It's just not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is this not entertaining and funny? Where's Rush Limbaugh?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, really.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where's Rush Limbaugh? Rush, what's going to happen with Mexico?

[Baba]

Glad you Caught me. John, I just popped my fourth Percocet this morning.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's going to.

[Baba]

I'm in a brilliant mood to talk about Mexico.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Baba]

I actually just had to wear the sombrero last night.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why?

[Baba]

At the Mexican restaurant.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, you didn't.

[Baba]

Yes, I did.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why would you do that?

[Baba]

My. My second wife.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sarah's.

[Baba]

I should say my ex wife. My second ex wife.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sarah's wife. Little bitch.

[Baba]

It was her birthday. It took her out for her birthday. She loves a cheese enchilada and fork. Margaritas.

[John Clay Wolf]

A lot of margaritas.

[Baba]

But because of the. The. The problem with her head, she can't wear the sombrero. She's not perfectly round. Well, that's why I divorced her.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Baba]

So they gave me the sombrero and a giant cigar.

[J.D. Ryan]

This.

[Baba]

The thing about this Mexican restaurant.

[J.D. Ryan]

None of this happened.

[Baba]

It's in West Miami, where the dopers live. This cigar was something special.

[John Clay Wolf]

Special.

[Baba]

I'm still hungry.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, I got it.

[Baba]

I've been hungry all night.

[J.D. Ryan]

I get it.

[Baba]

And the best food ever. Mexican food.

[J.D. Ryan]

I got you.

[Baba]

And you get Mexican food in Mexico that's much better than the Mexican food that's not in Mexico.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Baba]

Goes quite well with a Percocet in the morning. Keep those burritos rolling. And we'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show right after this. You know, it just ain't Saturday without the Wolf man on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

@Givemetheven.Com. we buy a thousand cars a month, and we make about 300 bucks a car. That's a tight margin, but we know what we're doing. That's why I say if I can't beat your CarMax offer, I'll gladly give you a hundred dollars. I can't beat them all, but I beat them most of the time. GiveMeTheEven.com we pick up. We're all online. We're the fastest car deal you've ever seen. Give us a shot. Let us impress you. GiveMeTheVin.com sell us your car.

[Baba]

So easy, you can do it in your underwear.

[Radio Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who's this? Robert Earl Keane.

[J.D. Ryan]

Robert Earl King.

[John Clay Wolf]

Which one died?

[Bobbo Turley]

Amarillo here.

[J.D. Ryan]

Which one what?

[John Clay Wolf]

Which guy died? Chris Ladue died.

[Baba]

Chris.

[Bobbo Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I called and tried to book him for Wolf Dance.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, geez.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the agent told me that's gonna be difficult.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, it's gonna be tough. He's very affordable, but it's gonna be tough.

[Baba]

He died kind of quietly. Even if you were a big country fan, it wasn't well publicized. But he was sick for a while, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, you lived in the Falls area for a long time and got to Quanah.

[Baba]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lane Frost is still he. Lane Frost is as big a deal in Quant as Kid Cradock is in Dallas. Really?

[Baba]

But he is still.

[John Clay Wolf]

Both are dead, and they both still have daily conversations about him. Lane Frost is a bull rider. Okay, great movie.

[J.D. Ryan]

Great movie.

[John Clay Wolf]

But he was from Kiwana and Kyle. His brother in law worked for us at Wolf for Vernon Auto Group. Oh, did he really? Yeah, when I first bought it. Great guy, but, yeah, Lean Frost, it's still a big, long time, man.

[Baba]

Yeah, it's a beautiful part of the world if. If you like to camp, if you like outdoorsy stuff. There's a state park south of Quantum, man, the copper breaks. It's awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, speaking of God, you were easily, easily entertained.

[Bobbo Turley]

Speaking of bull riding, take a great.

[John Clay Wolf]

Part of the world. You don't like the. I mean, the desert. I mean, it's just halfway to Cap Rock.

[Baba]

I think it's beautiful out there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I mean, maybe if you're on acid, that doesn't hurt.

[Bobbo Turley]

Speaking of bull riding, you know, we do have some bull riding tickets to give away to the.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is it?

[Bobbo Turley]

The PBR will be at at T Stadium, February 18th. Well, I mean, this is our market of people that we're listening. Listen to right now, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, you mean like the.

[Bobbo Turley]

The country folk.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a long drive. I think it's a long drive to go pbr. I mean, I don't know. Are they going to drive two hours.

[Bobbo Turley]

To February 18th is when it is.

[Baba]

I bet they will.

[Bobbo Turley]

So they got time to plan a little vacation.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you want to give away tickets to the bull riding?

[Bobbo Turley]

Well, we can wait, but here's what's gonna happen.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're gonna send the tickets to Amarillo, and they're never gonna come, so we're just gonna be out two sets of tickets. How can they guarantee us that they'll use them? We could give them away, and the phones will light up right now. But a month from now, when the event happens, you know, give them a week out. Robert Earl's gonna be mad at Susie Smith and she's cheated on him, and they're not going to tell us that damn rodeo or. Or. Or a calf comes out it's got to be pulled and something gets. Country folk problems. Country people problems. Bob, what are some other country people problems?

[Baba]

Country people problems? Yeah, the hypothermy. That can be something in the winter tank. That's. That's what got Old Yeller.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, my God.

[Baba]

Yeah, know the hypothermy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Don't laugh, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, you know, no one's laughing.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, we've been waiting on the. On the. The. What do you call a horseshoe? Not a blacksmith. A smithy. No, the horseshoe. We just call them.

[Baba]

Say, are any of you fellow smithies or otherwise aligned in the metallurgic arts?

[John Clay Wolf]

The, you know, the. The horseshoe guy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's got a tight schedule and he can't get to us until this day. And that happens to be the day of the bull riding, so we're not gonna be able to use the tickets.

[Baba]

Do it your damn self.

[J.D. Ryan]

That happens.

[John Clay Wolf]

It'll be all right. I've seen it happen.

[Bobbo Turley]

Propane tank goes out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Maybe don't have any heat. Don't have any heat. Propane runs out of cornbread. Out of cornbread. Cornbread. I've been take out of cornbread for 500, Alex.

[Baba]

I've been soaking these beans for 19 hours. Beans are done. Where's the cornbread?

[J.D. Ryan]

We ain't going to no rodeo.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you're gonna. If you want. When is the rodeo?

[Bobbo Turley]

February 18th.

[John Clay Wolf]

February 18th. If you can prove to us that you will use them, call in. Because everybody listening right now is like at least 100 miles away from Dallas. Yes.

[Bobbo Turley]

AT&T Stadium.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. 800. 72334. The first person with the best explanation that they convinced me they're going to use them. I'll give you the damn tickets. Out of cornbread.

[Listener]

Is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is not a good excuse.

[Baba]

Is it, like, climate controlled inside?

[John Clay Wolf]

The diesel tank ran dry, so there's.

[Baba]

No danger of hypothermia inside.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, there's no. There's not chance.

[J.D. Ryan]

Zero chance.

[Bobbo Turley]

Well, a bull got. Or a horse got out, and you got to get them back in the barn.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, they don't. If they get out on the street, it's a problem. Is it really? Oh, hell yeah. If there's a hole in the fence and. And all the cattle, because when one goes, they all go. You got 150 head on the neighbor's property. We got to get a move. Well, honey, we've got to go with that bull ride. Remember, we promised John Clay Wolf we're gonna use those tickets. Screw John Clay Wolf. We got to get these damn cattle back over here. And get Junior's ass over here too, because he's supposed to fix that goddamn fence and it's all his fault.

[Bobbo Turley]

Wow, this sounds like somebody's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tell him to meet me in the barn. Flashback here, maybe. Yeah, big flashback.

[J.D. Ryan]

Aggravation, hard to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever been whipped with leather reins? Cutting horse reins? You never been whipped with 1 inch fat leather cutting horse?

[J.D. Ryan]

Why would my parents do that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because they're mean. That's why you don't talk to them anymore.

[J.D. Ryan]

I was going to say, man, this is right on the surface, wasn't it?

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't realize that. Yes. Beat with rain, that's like somebody going.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hey, what do you want for lunch? I'll tell you what I want for lunch.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't want to get beat. Well, I mean, the roping horse reins are okay because of the fat braided rope, I bet. And they. And they're all. But those cutting horse reins are long like western pleasure reins. And those some can get some speed. You mean put some spin on those things. They will wrap around your ass three times and leave six sets of wealth one slap.

[J.D. Ryan]

Abuse, dude. That's abuse.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was abused. Call CPS.

[J.D. Ryan]

Speaking of that, Texas police.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can we call CPS on my dad now? I'm 44.

[J.D. Ryan]

A cop. A cop in Texas is under investigation for spanking two kids. You ready? The kids ran away. Basically ran down the street. The grandmother calls the cops. Cops come, and he takes a little belt that the grandmother gave him, and he gives the kids two taps. He's now under investigation.

[John Clay Wolf]

My grandmother beat me with a dog leash when I was three.

[J.D. Ryan]

You could do that back then. Now you're gonna get CPS called on. You're gonna get this guy. This cop is under investigation.

[John Clay Wolf]

My other grandmother told me I had a hundred dollars in the bank, okay, When I was a little kid, all right? And so my. My mother's mother, who was watching me, was giving me some lip. I was about three or four. I was like, hey, you know what? See these out? You know, I'm. I'm out of here. And I took my brother's trumpet case and I loaded some stuff in there and I hauled at it.

[Baba]

At 4.

[Bobbo Turley]

At 4.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I went to the department store and I was looking for some clothes, so I couldn't buy any because I didn't have money on me. So I walked next door to this office building right, right over here, Turley, right next to Campisi's.

[Bobbo Turley]

Oh, wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I went up on an elevator and went into some guy's office, said, hey, can I use your phone at 4? At 4. And I called my grandmother wolf. And I said, hey, that hundred you said, I've got. Could I get. Could you. Could you cut a brother some. I need a check. She said, what are you doing? I said, I'm buying some clothes. She's like, where are you? I'm like, I'm at this guy's office.

[Bobbo Turley]

She's like, do they not call?

[John Clay Wolf]

So she called my mom, and my mom called my grandmother, my other one. And she came me and beat the hell out of me with a dog leash. And I'll never forget when I walked in that guy's office, he's like, what's up, buddy? Oh. I asked him if I can use the phone. He said, what's up? But, little man, did your mini bike break down? Yeah, like, yeah, Yeah.

[Bobbo Turley]

I try to run away.

[J.D. Ryan]

Say one more thing, mister.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm trying to run away here, dude. And I'm getting some. Some lip from family members 40 years ago.

[Baba]

That's true about grandmas, though.

[John Clay Wolf]

Put them on hold, man.

[Listener]

Grand mamas will whip your ass.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. You're on the air. What you got?

[Caller]

I'm just gonna let you know that. That a horseshoe is called a farrier.

[John Clay Wolf]

Farrier. God, why could I not come up with that? I know that.

[Baba]

Because you don't care.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they drive those stupid little trucks with the. With the custom bed and in the little doors. Oh, yeah. Thank you. Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Portsmouth, Arkansas.

[John Clay Wolf]

There you go. Portsmouth. Had to have a guy from Arkansas straighten out a Texas cowboy. That shows what they kind of cowboy I am.

[Baba]

Me, too. I can think of it, man. Cuz you know why? I don't care.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. You're on the air. What you got?

[Caller]

Hey, man, what's wrong with Quanta, Texas?

[John Clay Wolf]

What's nothing's wrong with Quanta, Texas, I said. Lane Frost is Elvis Presley in Quanta, Texas.

[Baba]

I love it out qu.

[Caller]

I know y' all was just now.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? What?

[Baba]

Giving us old country folks a hard time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dude, I couldn't do that if I didn't live half my life up there. I lived in Vernon for four years.

[Baba]

They still do the Bat Festival in Quanah.

[John Clay Wolf]

The what festival?

[Caller]

The Bat Festival I never heard of.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Good morning. You're on the air. What you got?

[Female Caller]

Well, I'm calling about the rodeo ticket.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, sounds like you. Yeah. Where are you from?

[Female Caller]

I'm from Hinesville, Arkansas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you really willing to drive to Dallas, Texas, for the PBR?

[Female Caller]

Yes, sir.

[J.D. Ryan]

I am.

[Female Caller]

I'll drive 10, 20 miles or 20 hours. Sorry, my dad's a fan.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, then, how old are you?

[Female Caller]

45.

[John Clay Wolf]

You swear to God. Put your hand on the table and hold the other hand up. Say, I swear to you, John Clay Wolf, that I will. If you give me these tickets, I will make the drive.

[Female Caller]

John Clay Wolf, I will give you. If you give me the tickets, I will make the drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Even if the cattle get out.

[Female Caller]

Excuse me?

[John Clay Wolf]

Repeat after me. Even if the cattle get out.

[Female Caller]

Even if the cattle get out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Even if the farrier doesn't show up.

[Female Caller]

Even if the ferry doesn't show up.

[John Clay Wolf]

And even if we run out of cornbread.

[Female Caller]

Even if we run out of cornbread.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. So help me God.

[Female Caller]

So help me God. Now listen. I run a chicken farm. I work seven days a week, 11 months out of the year, and if I don't get tickets to something, I'm gonna go nuts.

[Caller]

Okay?

[Female Caller]

Wayne Rocklahoma tickets. I'll do anything for the rodeo ticket.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, then do this. Go to the John Clay Wolf show on Facebook. Add us like us. Send me a PM A private message. Are you on Facebook? Y' all have Internet connections at the chicken farm?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Go to. Are you on Facebook?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. John Clay Wolf show on Facebook. Like it. Send me a PM Say, this is the one from Arkansas that wants the rodeo tickets. And. And I will get you the damn tickets. And you better show up. Up. Because you swore to God. So help me God.

[Female Caller]

Okay. And I go to givemetheven.com like it.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Go to. Go to. Go to. Go to. John Clay Wolf show.

[Caller]

Okay. John Clay Wolf show. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Bobbo Turley]

On Facebook.

[John Clay Wolf]

On Facebook. All right. And keep listening. Good. Thanks for the call. I mean, that's. She's pretty convincing. Yeah, she is. And I understand her pain. Dude, she's sitting there jacking with a chicken crap all day. Oh, man. When you get out there in the woods that deep and you stay in the woods, you'll drive your ass to town for something. All right, we'll be back in just a minute. My name is John Clay Wolf, and I. Hell, I'm gone. We're not coming back to anything. We're gone. We're. We're going to the chicken farm. We're going to go drink whiskey and Bobbo's going to smoke grass. And we will see you next week.

[Baba]

Locker out. I'm out. Back to the money.

[John Clay Wolf]

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