#85 John Clay Wolfe Show 02/25/2017

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #85 (02/25/2017)

Date: February 25, 2017
Host: John Clay Wolfe
Powered by: GiveMeTheVIN.com

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Episode Overview

The John Clay Wolfe Show delivers its signature blend of irreverent car talk, offbeat humor, and discussions about sports, culture, and life’s oddities. In this episode, John and his colorful cast field car-buying calls from across the nation, riff on the week’s current events, drop outrageous jokes and stories, and unveil a bold (and cheeky) new marketing campaign for their car buying business. Regular skits and characters—including the wisecracking “Randy the Chipmunk,” colorful callers, and in-studio guests—keep the fast-paced banter rolling.

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Key Discussion Points & Segments

1. Show Kickoff: The Crew & Studio Antics

• [01:03] John introduces the solo crew—just him and Uncle Roy—joking that everyone else quit. The team discusses a homeless man outside the studio, riffing on his shoeless comfort and their regular encounters with studio “neighbors.”
  • "I noticed that there’s a homeless man outside our door... But I was surprised to see that he didn’t have any shoes on." — John [01:26]
• Hannah and Bobbo join, expanding the banter about odd studio happenings.

2. Tense Workplace Tales & Car Business Realities

• [02:16] Uncle Roy recounts a workplace incident: a white driver makes a racist remark at a Tractor Supply, leading to a dramatic confrontation and a stopped truck on the highway.
  • "He went in there and asked for some n’s. ... We stopped right in the middle of 30. And I snatched his door. ... That was personal." — Uncle Roy [03:07–04:02]
• The segment shines a rare spotlight on race, dignity, and respect in blue-collar workplaces, all handled with a frank but even-handed humor.
• Promotions within the team: “Junior” gets “the ring” and is now in charge of hiring/firing in logistics—a lighthearted nod to mafia-movie rituals.
  • "You gave him the ring?" — John / "I gave him the lease." — Uncle Roy [06:21–06:23]

3. Car Calls: The GiveMeTheVIN.com Pitch in Action

• Throughout: Listeners call in to get bids or sell their vehicles—a core segment.
• John demonstrates his rapid-fire car appraisals, often resulting in quick deals and unsentimental explanations about market value.
  • "I think just off the top of my head, it’s a $6,000 rig. ... We’ll verify that, email you the offer letter. You write back, accept, and then we’ll have a guy at your house just like last time with a check in hand to pick it up." — John [12:20–12:43]
  • "Put me down for 30 grand." — John, on a 2014 Lariat [14:09]
• Sincere customer testimonials are sprinkled in, reinforcing the show’s car-buying credibility.
  • "It went fantastic, actually. ... Gave us a check and that was it." — Caller [11:28]

4. Pop Culture Banter: Award Shows, Boats, and Strippers

• Oscars & Hollywood
  • [08:16] The crew debates whether the Academy Awards are worth watching, poking fun at Hollywood’s self-importance.
  • "Do you think people are gonna boycott the Oscars over all the noise?" — J.D. [08:43]
  • "There are six awards you care about anyway...so it's not just a smash bang em fun show to watch." — Hannah [09:30]
• Boats and Mishaps
  • [18:11] J.D. Turley details an expensive starter issue on his boat, drawing out the show’s running theme: “it’s a used boat, sir.”
• Stripper Stories
  • [39:02] Hannah (the show's recurring "stripper" persona) shares about the lucrative “stripper trifecta: Super Bowl, Valentine’s, and Lent,” and discusses buying an MG car with her earnings.
  • "Not everybody's got a wife or girlfriend, clearly. But I can be anybody's girlfriend for two songs." — Stripper Hannah [39:13]

5. Natty Light Parodies & Jingles

• [28:13–99:01] Multiple parody ads for Natty Light are performed, lampooning “the world’s biggest son of a bitch” character as he drinks beer, skews masculinity, and navigates questionable life choices.
  • "Hey man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do, make mine a Natty Light. Tall boy. Yeah, buddy." — Hannah (as parody narrator) [28:39, 32:39, 99:36]
• New GiveMeTheVIN.com jingle revealed (and repeatedly performed):
  • [15:48, 45:46, 89:01, 146:29]
    • "Sell us your car. We'll beat your CarMax offer or we'll kiss your ass." — Show chorus

6. Game Segment: “White, Black, Latino, or Other”

• [33:43] J.D. reads news of Florida man crime—crew guesses the ethnicity. The bit is both tongue-in-cheek and a pointed satire of news tropes.
  • "A Florida man punched his girlfriend and struck her with a sex toy... Do you think he’s white, black, Latino, or other?" — J.D. [33:56]
  • "John would be right. Here's the picture of the lovely couple." — J.D. [35:15–35:17]

7. Strange Laws & Satirical News

• [78:04] Casey Kasem “returns” for a countdown of the “top ten stupidest U.S. laws still on the books” (e.g., illegal to harass Bigfoot in Washington; policemen biting dogs in Ohio).
• [51:01, 51:12] Rodeo culture, motocross, and bull-riding event attendance are dissected in signature regional flavor.
  • "A rodeo is a very big part of culture, man, around here." — Hannah [51:49]

8. Behind the Scenes: Honest (and Dishonest) Customers

• [63:38] John and the crew discuss customers hiding damage in photos, reconstructing titles, or trying to conceal defects, but generally praise most listeners’ honesty.
  • "I think I'd rather buy cars off of our listeners than dealers." — John [66:36]

9. Electric Cars, Legal Weed, & Texas Car Culture

• [67:02–67:39] Discussion about the secondary market for electric cars—particularly the heavy depreciation of Teslas and Nissan Leafs.
  • "There's not a car that depreciates harder on the marketplace than Tesla." — John [67:21]
• Texas marijuana laws and “dope reports” delivered with tongue-in-cheek solemnity:
  • "There's a great product coming out of Colorado now... but all your buddies are being arrested as soon as they hit Amarillo." — Hannah [58:13]

10. Recurring Gags & Show Stunts

• Randy the Chipmunk delivers an anecdote about a promiscuous dog and animal activists with classic rural Texas satire ([103:02–106:37]).
• Loud, recurring reminders:
  • “GiveMeTheVIN.com – sell us your car, so easy you can do it in your underwear.” [Multiple appearances]

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Dealing With Racist Coworkers:
  "We stopped right in the middle of 30. And I snatched his door... [That was personal]." — Uncle Roy [03:07–04:02]

• On Car Markets:
  "I give $30,000 this week and next week I sell 'em for 29. Sometimes...they know it makes perfect sense. I'm glad we're all dealing with good sense." — John [23:53]

• On Strip Club Finances:
  "I got like $19,000 for Valentine’s week." — Stripper Hannah [39:09]
  "But I can be anybody's girlfriend for two songs. It's like a lap dance marathon." — Stripper [39:13]

• On Car Buying Business:
  "It's like pizza delivery, just flipped. You're giving them the pizza and they're paying you!" — John [12:04]
  "We pay all the money, and right here in tax season, we can give extra money." — John (on car buying in tax season) [17:04, etc.]

• On Radio Campaigns:
  "Sell us your car. We'll beat your CarMax offer or we'll kiss your ass." — Group jingle [15:48, 45:46, 89:01, 146:29]

  • This sparks debate over taste and family-friendliness on air ([148:02–151:13]).

• On Honesty in Transactions:
  "I'm very impressed with our listeners and our customers because that rarely happens. People are honest. More so than you would think." — John [66:20]

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Important Timestamps

• [01:03] — Studio banter, “homeless guy at the door”
• [02:16] — Uncle Roy’s confrontation story
• [08:16] — Academy Awards boycott discussion
• [12:20] — Classic car-deal example/caller testimonial
• [18:11] — J.D.’s boat woes / “used boat, sir”
• [28:13] — First “World’s Biggest Son of a Bitch”/Natty Light parody
• [33:43] — “White, Black, Latino or Other” segment
• [39:02] — Stripper Hannah, “stripper trifecta”
• [45:46] — First appearance of “Kiss Your Ass” jingle (see above for repeated uses)
• [66:20] — Listener honesty / “I’d rather buy from listeners than dealers”
• [78:04] — Casey Kasem top-ten dumb laws countdown
• [89:01] — Bold campaign jingle, “I’ll kiss your ass if I don’t beat CarMax”
• [103:02] — Randy the Chipmunk’s dog rescue story
• [146:29] — Live commercial recording for new “Kiss Your Ass” campaign

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Tone & Style

The John Clay Wolfe Show’s tone is fast, loose, and unapologetically brash—much like classic morning radio from the American South, but with a strong car business backbone. Jokes, off-color humor, and regional flavor abound, but all folded into a generally good-natured and inviting atmosphere. The show takes pride in both its no-nonsense approach to car buying and in not taking itself too seriously.

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Summary

This episode delivers everything fans expect: down-to-earth car deals, fearless satire, raw storytelling, and musical/comedy skits packed with Texan attitude. The GiveMeTheVIN.com team brings listeners behind the scenes, exposing both the business logic and human quirks driving America’s used car market, while weaving in riotous comedy segments, biting pop culture commentary, and a dash of real-world reflection from Uncle Roy and other regulars.

Listeners are treated to:

• Insider know-how (and reality checks) on buying/selling vehicles
• Irreverent skits about strippers, car dealers, and the “World’s Biggest SOB”
• Candid discussion of workplace conflict and social issues
• Offbeat news games and “real” customer testimonials
• A new, over-the-top marketing promise—“We’ll beat your CarMax offer or we’ll kiss your ass!”—epitomizing the show’s playful, in-your-face brand.

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Transcript

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[Announcer]

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[John Clay Wolf]

It's just me and Uncle Roy this morning. Everybody else quit. It's the John Clay and Uncle Roy show coming from between Como, Dallas, Pennsylvania and everywhere in between. Good morning, Uncle Roy.

[Uncle Roy]

Good morning. Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now what's up with the bodyguard outside the door?

[Uncle Roy]

Hey, man, that's his house. The mailman dropped his mail off there yesterday.

[John Clay Wolf]

I noticed that there's a homeless man outside our door of the studio.

[Uncle Roy]

Yeah, yeah, that's his house.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I was surprised to see that he didn't have any shoes on.

[Uncle Roy]

He went to bed last night. You pull your shoes off when you go to bed?

[John Clay Wolf]

He's comfortable. I haven't seen him out there in a while. It's been a couple years.

[Uncle Roy]

No, he just moved. He moved back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, Bobo, Bobbo is here. Yo, Babo. Good morning.

[Hannah]

How's it going?

[John Clay Wolf]

Was he here when you got here?

[Hannah]

Yeah, I mean, I woke up and there he was.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was.

[Uncle Roy]

What do you mean you woke up?

[Hannah]

I was like, get out of my room, dude.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you scare him or he scared you?

[Hannah]

I think it was mutual.

[John Clay Wolf]

Roy Turley told me you had a. You had a. Good morning, everybody. Good morning. Houston, Dallas, Fort Worth, Oklahoma. Everywhere in between. Pennsylvania. What happened to the drivers did. Was there more drama this week?

[Uncle Roy]

Yeah, a little drama. A little drama yesterday. It been brewing for a while, you know. You know, some things I take real personal. This I took personal what happened back here when the new elect Donald Trump got president. Yeah, he's around here high sighting about things gonna get back like it used to be. Ain't gonna get back like it used to be.

[Bobbo]

This is one of our drivers. It's white guy, big old long goatee and everything. I mean, he's, you know, country boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

And, you know, I, you know, I'm.

[Uncle Roy]

Hearing him, but I ain't paying no attention because, you know, he just a jerk. And so one day we had to go to Benbrook. We stopped back at tractor supply house and we went in there. He was outside. About 10 minutes later, he comes in there. So he come through there. And he asked the clerk, have you seen them ends come in here?

[John Clay Wolf]

Ooh, no, that works for us.

[Uncle Roy]

Yeah. Yeah, he did. Yeah, he did.

[Caller]

Yeah, he did. No, yeah, he did.

[Hannah]

Who hired him?

[John Clay Wolf]

And go ahead, finish your story.

[Uncle Roy]

So you know, I was with him. I was here when Junior got back. Everybody looking kind of pale face. Ain't nobody saying nothing. So, you know, I get in the truck with him, I'm gonna ride. Cause I ain't had nothing to do, right? So we got the ride he got. I said, hey, Junior, man, tell Roy what I said. Tell Roy what I said.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tell Roy what I said. Yeah, yeah, tell Roy what I said. He just wants him.

[Uncle Roy]

Junior say, no, you tell Roy what you said. So I looked over there at Junior. I said, junior, what did he say? He said he went in there and asked for some inns. Have you seen these inns in here? I say, stop this so and so in truck. We was out in the middle of 30. Junior said, right here. I said, right in the middle of 30. We stopped right in the middle of 30. And I snatched his door right there. And we had a traffic hell about two miles. Really? That was personal.

[John Clay Wolf]

What day was that?

[Uncle Roy]

That was Ralph the chunk of got an offer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, okay.

[Uncle Roy]

Yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

This was recently.

[Uncle Roy]

And yeah, and I wouldn't have took it so personal. Me and him the same age. Okay, yeah, no, I'm a year or so older him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Uncle Roy]

And that word he used, you know, he heard that before. So he was wrong with that crap. See, and that was.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did y', all, did y' all throw.

[Uncle Roy]

Oh, no, they wouldn't, they wouldn't let him get out of the club.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you make him walk?

[Uncle Roy]

No, I told you to take me back to the office.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I'd love.

[Uncle Roy]

And I, I, I, I ain't talked to her since. You know, I'm a little bit bigger than that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who hired him?

[Uncle Roy]

I think it comes.

[John Clay Wolf]

It wasn't you?

[Uncle Roy]

No, no, no one just far less.

[John Clay Wolf]

And so, you know, that what happened yesterday, that way.

[Uncle Roy]

So yesterday we had a show, Tales.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of the Road by Uncle Roy here on the John Clay Wolf show, by the way. Go ahead.

[Uncle Roy]

Yesterday, you know, I had a truck to go to tails in, get a bail on it. He takes the truck to tails end. Junior go pick him up. We go back and pick up the truck. I say take the truck, go to Mako and pick up another vehicle and bring it to the office. That's what he did. So when we got to the office, it's time for me to drop that Truck where it's supposed to be, right? So I said, junior, drop this truck. PDF Junior coming back. Jack said the transmission messed up. I said, he been driving this truck for four days. He said it wasn't his job to tell you what was wrong with the truck. He said, you know what he said? I said, I just found it. I said, don't tell me what.

[John Clay Wolf]

Transmit now. Now I'm pissed. What transmission Screwed up.

[Uncle Roy]

Black truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

What brand? Chevrolet. Old or new? Oh, so it'll be $1300.

[Uncle Roy]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Usually, yeah. That's how our transmission has 1300 flat.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And so how many miles do you know?

[Uncle Roy]

106, 7.

[John Clay Wolf]

Slow enough. It wasn't like 190. Well, that's too bad.

[Uncle Roy]

And so Junior calls me. He said, roy, I fight him. Don't tell me you got to put up with him.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you have. So Junior has now been. Been made a made guy where he has hired and firing power.

[Uncle Roy]

Yes, I gave it to him. I said, don't tell me if you can't work with him, you know, I knows who I'll work out there.

[John Clay Wolf]

You gave him the ring?

[Uncle Roy]

I gave him the lease.

[John Clay Wolf]

We need, we need to do the kiss the ring ceremony. Junior is now a made guy.

[Caller]

He, he, he.

[Uncle Roy]

You know, you had to lead him around a little bit too, but you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Know, then where's Danny?

[Uncle Roy]

I got the ring. Huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

Where's Danny?

[Uncle Roy]

Where's who?

[John Clay Wolf]

We. Danny. The Danny that was with us.

[Uncle Roy]

Oh, he been going a long time ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

Has he been calling you?

[Uncle Roy]

No, he ain't been calling.

[John Clay Wolf]

So Junior is a. Is a real guy to you? He, he's. Roy's in charge of our logistics department. And surprisingly enough, you'd be surprised how smooth it runs. If you don't believe us, read our reviews on the Better Business Bureau site. Good morning, J.D.

[J.D. Turley]

Good morning, Johnny.

[Caller]

How are you?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm good. Just listening to. Yeah, Roy's the Trials and Tribulations. Uncle Roy. Where you going today, boss man? What? What's your schedule today?

[Uncle Roy]

I got five locals and one Wichita Falls.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wichita Falls. What do we get out of there? Nino?

[Uncle Roy]

Take The Mustang, Mercedes 06 or something like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cool. 8008-0072-3480-0800-RADIO. When you leave, please don't wake up the homeless guy. He don't get up till 10 o'.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Clock.

[J.D. Turley]

That will be funny. See what time he actually gets up. He said an alarm clock out there.

[John Clay Wolf]

And have him go 8008-0072-3480-0807. He's up. And he was listening to us on the radio. He didn't realize that we were in here.

[Hannah]

Oh, man, I'm late for work.

[J.D. Turley]

With that radio that all people have.

[John Clay Wolf]

With that transistor he had. He didn't realize that. That we were in here. Good morning, Turley. Good morning. Good morning, Bob.

[Hannah]

Time to make the Starbucks.

[John Clay Wolf]

JD I've got some Starbucks right here.

[J.D. Turley]

Yeah, you do.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm ready to rock. I'm ready to roll. We're going to buy some cars this morning, do the whole thing. 800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800. Radio, year, make, model, miles is what you give me or just go to give me me the V I n. Give me the VIN. Not the VINO.

[J.D. Turley]

Give me the VIN.com or the VINO.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. That's fine.

[J.D. Turley]

Whatever it takes.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's in the news. In the news.

[Hannah]

Right.

[J.D. Turley]

Let's see here. Well, we got. Anybody gonna watch or care about the Academy Awards this weekend?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah.

[J.D. Turley]

Have you seen any of the movies?

[John Clay Wolf]

Charlie's. No, of course.

[Hannah]

I saw Hillary Highway.

[J.D. Turley]

I mean, of course he's a liberal. What does that have to do with anything?

[Bobbo]

Watching movies.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no. The Academy Awards just.

[J.D. Turley]

Oh, you're saying because he's not gonna boycott.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, he's just so excited. Yeah.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're gonna have the friends over and we've got a up and we're gonna.

[J.D. Turley]

I wouldn't own that, but okay.

[Bobbo]

I wouldn't either, but okay.

[J.D. Turley]

Yeah, so he's. Do you. That's a good question. Do you think people are gonna boycott the. The Oscars over all the noise?

[John Clay Wolf]

Why?

[J.D. Turley]

You live on the Internet.

[Hannah]

Stop it. Why would you boycott the Academy Award.

[J.D. Turley]

Because they're trying to make a point that Hollywood's out of touch and Hollywood's this and Hollywood's that, and so we're not gonna watch the.

[Hannah]

You stop it. It's the Academy Awards. Who do you expect to be there?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's all movies.

[J.D. Turley]

No, they're talking about people watching it. Not going to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob, let's start over. Hey, Bobbo. Earth to Bobbo. So people that are tired of Hollywood thinking they're over these important, smarter than.

[J.D. Turley]

Everybody in the room. Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Figureheads. We just don't watch the Academy Awards anymore because. So they don't have an opportunity to.

[J.D. Turley]

Get on the showbox because you stand in front of a camera.

[John Clay Wolf]

Meryl Streeps can't give her speech.

[J.D. Turley]

That's why. That's what he's saying.

[Hannah]

Well, there are six awards that you care about anyway. In a field of like 40 awards that they give away. So it's not just a smash bang em fun show to watch.

[J.D. Turley]

No, seriously, the show could be over in 35 minutes.

[Hannah]

If you're a movie buff, you want to see it live in real time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D. Turley]

How many of the movies did you watch? Did you see La Land?

[Hannah]

I saw Hell or High Water.

[J.D. Turley]

Okay. Did you see La La Land? No, because it's probably going to win everything. It's going to.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's.

[J.D. Turley]

It's up for. To dominate the Academy Awards this year with a record tying 14 nods, as they call them. One of the big questions of the night is how many Oscars is it going to win? So that's, I mean it's. No. Anyone in the room saw it? I did.

[Bobbo]

No, but I'm great. I'm just interested in what's a great film.

[J.D. Turley]

It's one of the few musicals where you don't go, oh, stop it. Don't break into it. They, the, the songs match the scenes. They don't just suddenly go, I love that hamburger. You know, they don't do that. And the opening scene is on an LA freeway and all the cars. People get out of the cars and dance. It's hilarious. The opening what shows up two minutes. La La Land.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's our caller number? Two. Good morning. What do you got? What are you doing? What do you think? You there?

[Caller]

Hello?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hello? It's you.

[Caller]

Okay, I've got a.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're on there. Do what?

[Caller]

Are you there?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller]

Okay. Yeah. You'd purchased a car for me in the past. Okay. And I wanted to see. It's a 2010 Nissan Murano S. Cloth, black in color, above average. Not quite clean, but above average.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles?

[Caller]

115.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Leather. What's the s. It's cloth. So it's a hubcaps or steel wheels?

[Caller]

Oh, it's got the, the steel or aluminum wheels.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. When did.

[Caller]

Brand new Bridgestone tires.

[John Clay Wolf]

When did we buy a car from you last time?

[Caller]

About a year and a half ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was it. Give me the vin?

[Caller]

Yes, absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

How did it go?

[Caller]

And picked it up and. Oh, it went fantastic, actually. My wife. I was at work, gave all the pertinent information to my wife and it was boom, boom. Yep. Gave us a check and that was it.

[John Clay Wolf]

People don't believe that we're real. It's funny still. Yeah, they still. But I mean there's a lot of people out there, but guys like, I mean he's told his friends and it's, you know, it gets out. It's like, it's like revort. The best way I can explain it is take a pizza delivery and just flip it around where you're giving them the pizza instead of them giving you the pizza and they're paying you. It's just that it's that quick.

[J.D. Turley]

But if they've never done it, it's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kind of when Domino started, you know, you're like, really? They're going to come to my house?

[J.D. Turley]

Yeah. 30 minutes or less.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll do it. 30 minutes or less.

[J.D. Turley]

See about that.

[John Clay Wolf]

A 10 Murano with. What city are you in, by the way? Are you in Houston or Dallas?

[Caller]

Arlington.

[John Clay Wolf]

Arlington. Okay.

[Caller]

Yes. Yeah, I started listening to you when I was in Houston and then move back up to Arlington and found you on 92.

[Uncle Roy]

5.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think just off the top of my head, it's a $6,000 rig. Okay. And if you'll go to givemetheven.com and load it up, we'll verify that, email you the offer letter. You write back, accept, and then we'll have a guy at your house just like last time with a check in hand to pick it up.

[Caller]

Perfect.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, man. Alrighty.

[Caller]

I appreciate it. Have a good day.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, later. Real quick, I'll grab this JD and we'll get back to that. 14. Bill. 14. Lariat Ecoboost. How many miles?

[Caller]

17,597.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it leather, navigation? Sunroof?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cool.

[Caller]

What color the tuxedo? Black.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. With metallic now, is it a lariat or platinum?

[Caller]

It's lariat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you had any other offers? No, I just didn't know if you're in the middle of shopping a deal or working a deal.

[Caller]

I. I may be getting ready to go shop. I just kind of see from the. From the man, John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

What city are you in?

[Caller]

Burleson, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know where that is. I actually just drove in to the studio from Burleson, Texas.

[Caller]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I live in Johnson county here in Burleson. Yeah, I live in Johnson county right off the tollway. So this is a. It's a 14 lariat. Trying to pull something up because I want to make sure I hit it right because I like the miles. I don't want to miss it. Black, hard loaded lariat with 18,000 miles. Do you have a payoff on it?

[Caller]

I do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Is it. Is it less than 30,000?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. Well, then you're in equity. Put me down for 30 grand.

[Caller]

30?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. I should buy it, doesn't it.

[Caller]

It's pretty tempting, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, I'm looking at some sales returns here for 25 and 27. And I'm sitting here hitting you 30 on a Saturday morning on a phone call out of nowhere. You don't have to jack with anybody, right? I'd say sold if I was you.

[J.D. Turley]

Just me talking.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just giving a piece of advice because I'm still half drunk.

[J.D. Turley]

God, you said that a lot on Saturdays.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm actually not half drunk today. I wish I was. I'm happier when I am. Hey, if you'll go to give me the VIN burn Bill, go to givemetheven.com and load this car up. Say, John, hit it at 30 on the radio. I'll take that. Here's the car. What's next? What. What do you want to buy? What are you gonna buy?

[Caller]

Probably another like 17 or 18 F150.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I can hook you up with. Do you have a dealer that you just live and die by, or would you like me to send you one of my friends?

[Caller]

You send me one of your friends.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. Put the deal in. Say Wolf said he'll hook me up with his Ford dealer, give me 30 grand for my truck. I'll have that done before we get off the air this morning. Thanks. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Who else coming in today? What do we got? We got sob spots. Oh, I love sob spots.

[J.D. Turley]

He is the world.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, I heard about our new jingle, and we need to get into all that.

[J.D. Turley]

We have a new jingle?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[J.D. Turley]

I love the old one.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is good, man. I don't know if it's going to stick, but we're just like.

[J.D. Turley]

We're just so easy. You could do it in the underwear. Off, are we.

[John Clay Wolf]

We just ramped it up a notch. See if you can understand what. What it says. Go ahead, sell us your car.

[Hannah]

We'll beat your carmax offer or we'll kiss your ass.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got it.

[Uncle Roy]

You got it?

[J.D. Turley]

Yeah. I mean, that's good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Straight to the point.

[J.D. Turley]

Straight to the point. And the underwear is a little catchier, but that's. This still makes a point. A very good one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, and the. We need to revisit that more in a moment. So listeners, call in now. 8008-0072-3480-0800-72348. 800 radio. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars for givemethe vin.com over the year. You can call in now and I'll bid your car. J.D. ryan, Bobby Bobo, Mike Turley. We're all Here. We're going to be here till noon. Uno momento, por favor. Here comes some great music. Call in now and we will take your call in the next segment. Take it easy.

[Hannah]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the Wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by GiveMeTheVin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can pay more for your car when tax checks come out because the people that buy used cars have money now. That's happening right now. GiveMeTheEven.com is where you go to sell us your car. We pay all the money and right here in tax season, we can give extra money. 2000 to 200 grand. I buy it as high as anyone else. Givemetheven.com sell us your car.

[Hannah]

Sell us your car. Givemethevin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear. This next piece brings John Paul Jones to the keyboards. Jonesy.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[Stripper]

Sunshine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, everyone. Brings laughter.

[J.D. Turley]

Brings laughter.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Bob.

[Hannah]

Yeah, Daddy?

[John Clay Wolf]

So, J.D. you were telling me about the boat.

[J.D. Turley]

Yep. What do you want to know?

[John Clay Wolf]

What's wrong?

[J.D. Turley]

Well, someone, I don't know who, but somebody apparently disconnected the shore power, which in turn disconnects the bilge pump, which in turn caused it to. To partially sink.

[John Clay Wolf]

You were out there last.

[J.D. Turley]

Oh, you're not going to blame this on me. I didn't do it. So there's several thousand dollars worth of damage again.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you kidding me?

[J.D. Turley]

Yes. Okay, I set you up for this. It needs a starter, which is only about 150 bucks. But I want you to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you burn the startup trying to start it?

[J.D. Turley]

I didn't burn it up at all, actually. It corroded from the time it did partially sink.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, okay.

[J.D. Turley]

That's corrosion. I have a picture if you'd like to see it. But I wanted to make me think it was something terrible. That way when I told you it was a starter, you go, oh, that's easy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it sold yet?

[J.D. Turley]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does anybody want it yet?

[J.D. Turley]

No, but I can't start the engines anyway. I can't take them out on the lake.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I mean, they don't know that if they're not calling you.

[J.D. Turley]

No, I've had. I've had a couple of people call, but somebody guy was in Houston. Another guy was in way up north, Green Bay, Wisconsin.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, wow.

[J.D. Turley]

He was going to come down here.

[Hannah]

So what kind of operation is that? I mean, can you just slap a starter on it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. It's just like a good old redneck deal.

[Hannah]

I'd like to see that.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's two starters OJD it's not one.

[J.D. Turley]

I know. One starter works the other.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Okay. So you've had this thing listed for two weeks on boat trader.

[J.D. Turley]

I've had probably about six people interested.

[John Clay Wolf]

Total.

[J.D. Turley]

Some.

[John Clay Wolf]

Some 10,000 cheaper than everybody else. Somebody just on a 01C. Ray. 280.

[J.D. Turley]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sundancer.

[J.D. Turley]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

For 30.

[J.D. Turley]

Great boat. Great boat. Low mileage. I mean, low hours.

[John Clay Wolf]

300.

[J.D. Turley]

300 hours. It's a great boat. So, no, it didn't sink. And no problems at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good.

[J.D. Turley]

Except.

[John Clay Wolf]

But that did happen one time.

[J.D. Turley]

Yeah, I know. And then that corrosion. Your mechanic apparently told you then that the corrosion.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sell it, J.D. just tell everybody. Just sell it. You're such a salesman. That's why you made it so far as you want.

[Bobbo]

A boat that sunk one time.

[John Clay Wolf]

God Almighty. J.D.

[Bobbo]

Ryan.

[J.D. Turley]

You asked the questions.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm giving you the answers. It's a used.

[Hannah]

Memorize this phrase. It's a used boat, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jerry, good morning. You're on the air.

[Hannah]

Good morning.

[Caller]

How are you?

[John Clay Wolf]

I was fine until JD Started, like, coloring in my boat for everybody. Damn, son. It did not sink.

[Hannah]

For the record.

[Caller]

Okay.

[J.D. Turley]

It's a radio bit.

[Caller]

Come on.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many?

[J.D. Turley]

We're here to entertain. That's what we do.

[Hannah]

How many have you sold this month?

[Caller]

Me?

[J.D. Turley]

It's very early in the month.

[John Clay Wolf]

The leads are weak. No, J.D. you're weak.

[Hannah]

Jerry.

[John Clay Wolf]

A 16 Mustang GT cloth. So it's not a premium. How many miles?

[Caller]

15,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sticker.

[Caller]

Automatic stick.

[J.D. Turley]

Mighty.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you tell your dates? You have chlamydia before you go out with them?

[J.D. Turley]

No, you'll do that afterwards. But I'll tell you another funny story when you're done with him about the mechanic.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles again?

[Caller]

15,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

15,000. So no sunroof stick. It's a 16, though. It's mid-20s, you know, right there around 20. It's like 20.

[Caller]

It has a performance package.

[John Clay Wolf]

Will 25 buy it?

[Caller]

No, that'd be a little too low.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's it take to buy it?

[Caller]

I was looking at close to 30.

[John Clay Wolf]

We had to dump the S word that you shared with all the listeners.

[J.D. Turley]

Can't say that.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I'm glad that you felt so comfortable in our negotiations that you could cuss. I don't think I can make it work at 30. Let me ask Johnny Cash. Oh, man. Johnny Cash. Can you make it work at 30?

[Bobbo]

Wake up, Johnny. Here hold on.

[John Clay Wolf]

There he is. It ain't me, baby.

[Hannah]

Now, now, now.

[Caller]

It ain't me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Johnny can't make it work at 30.

[J.D. Turley]

So when I was talking to your mechanic about how great the shape of the boat is, which is what he said, he goes, yeah. I asked him an additional question. Just because I said, john's gonna ask me these things tomorrow, I want to know. He goes, well, why do you ask me these questions? You're in the car business. I'm like, no, no, no, I'm in radio. He literally changed his tone, like, oh, I'm so sorry. Here's what's the problem? He started to be like a first grade.

[John Clay Wolf]

Started drawing you pictures with crayons.

[Uncle Roy]

Yeah.

[J.D. Turley]

You're in radio. I'm so sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

A14F250, four wheel drive, eight inch lift, diesel, leather roof, nav red Mike, where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Amarillo, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Powerstroke. Of course. Yeah, 73, 8 inch lift. How many miles are on the tires? Does it need tires or not?

[Caller]

No, I don't need them yet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. It almost needs them. I can hear it in your voice. 35 grand. 36 grand. Does that work?

[Caller]

No way.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it's got 73,000 miles. Just because you live on the moon and it. And like going to Dairy Queen is a 200 mile round trip you can't expect.

[Caller]

Man, whenever I bought this thing, I paid 43 for it, right? And I brought it back from the Dallas auction. Okay, and.

[John Clay Wolf]

And how many miles were on it?

[Caller]

65.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, and when was that? So you're a dealer?

[Caller]

Oh, no, I got a buddy that went and got it for me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, what's it take to buy. What's it take to buy it? I don't have all day.

[Caller]

I probably do. 43.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can't make that work. So this guy goes to the auction, buys it from his dealer friend a year ago and expects me to bust him out.

[Bobbo]

That makes a lot of sense, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

It just. It makes perfect sense because these automobiles are not depreciating assets. They don't depreciate at all. I mean, I give 30, 000 this week, and next week I sell them for 29. Sometimes they know it makes perfect sense. I'm glad that we're all dealing with good sense. Mary, good morning. You're on the air. You've got a 05 Tahoe with 300, 000 miles.

[Caller]

Yes, sir. Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

What city?

[Caller]

Yeah, in Belleville, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cool. I'm about 15. I'm about a thousand to 1500 on that one. 800, 800 radio. Or just go to. Give me the van.com. be right back.

[Hannah]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the Wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by GiveMeTheVin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

People have more money when tax checks hit. I can give more for your used car right now because my buyers have money. Givemetheven.com go there, enter your VIN number. I'll buy your car. I'll beat everybody. It's the easiest thing you've ever seen. Look at our reviews online. My name is John Clay Wolf. I'm the best buyer in the whole region on used cars. 2 grand to 200 grand and everything in between. Givemetheven.com sell us your car.

[Hannah]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com. so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Caller]

Okay, wait a minute. Just give me a break.

[John Clay Wolf]

A second. Two, three. One, two, three. One, A two, a one, two, three.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call them toll free. 1-800-800-RODIO or log on to GoWolf.com this is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

So Dennis Rodman's boat ran over a stripper.

[J.D. Turley]

I'm not sure we should talk about that on the air. No, it was not a stripper and it was not proven. So this is. This is very dangerous territory.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? But the name of the boat was no Fat Chicks.

[J.D. Turley]

Yes, that. That is true. I saw.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was alleged that it ran over some people. The next day was allegedly removed from Lake Louisville.

[J.D. Turley]

Very much allegedly, yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Were you on it, Baba?

[J.D. Turley]

I don't remember his boat was out there for that much. I've seen. Because I saw the boat and it was called no Fat Chicks.

[Bobbo]

I've spent time with Robin at a strip club.

[J.D. Turley]

Yeah, well, he's pretty open about it.

[Bobbo]

Well, he comes in with $10,000 in ones and he'll find the nerdiest white guy, who happened to be me, to hold that money.

[Hannah]

Oh, my Lord.

[Bobbo]

And let all the girls just wander around like sharks all night.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, hey, hey.

[Bobbo]

Hand me some money. So hand him some money. And he throws it up in the air.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was.

[Bobbo]

It was quite entertaining.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, Literally. You would give him fists and he would throw them. Just, I mean. Feeding the fish.

[Bobbo]

Yes, he was feeding the fish.

[John Clay Wolf]

Feeding the ducks at the park.

[J.D. Turley]

That is hilarious.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did it work? Oh, yeah.

[Bobbo]

I mean, they were there all night long.

[J.D. Turley]

Did it work with hooker seagulls?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. Did you dip the ones in whiskey and watch them get drunk and fly into the wall. It's like the seagulls.

[J.D. Turley]

That is so funny.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tor Troy. Good morning on the air. Is this. Is this Mercedes a diesel or a gas?

[Caller]

It's a GL450.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it diesel or gas?

[Caller]

Oh, it's gas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. How many miles?

[Uncle Roy]

71.

[John Clay Wolf]

07 was 71. Average. Rough or clean?

[Caller]

It's clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's clean. Clean. Clean it is.

[Caller]

The hard loaded with the multimedia, the DVD player and the wood grain steering wheel. All that.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Uncle Roy]

Black.

[Caller]

The obsidian Black.

[John Clay Wolf]

The average MMR on it, which is average auction debt is 10,100.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does that buy it?

[Caller]

No, I'm gonna hold on to it for that.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's it take to buy it? Go to givemetheven.com and let me know. 800. 800. 7234. Did you hear that? Deep breath and a thing.

[Caller]

Feel deep.

[J.D. Turley]

The gathering gloom.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we got some new son of a spots from Natty Light. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Oh yeah. They sent them in this week.

[J.D. Turley]

Great sponsor too.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I'm. I'm enjoying their checks.

[J.D. Turley]

New spots every week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Listen to our natural light spots for this week or a few of them.

[Hannah]

He always picks up a cold sixer on the way home, then goes out at around 10 o' clock to grab another. He tips his hot bartender 50 bones on a 30 tab and still bitches about his wife spending too much money. His boss fired him for poor customer service. So he beat that bitch's ass and kept his job. He is the world's biggest son of a bitch. Hey man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a Natty light.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tall boy.

[Hannah]

Yeah, buddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Matt, Good morning. You're on the air. Matt.

[Caller]

Oh yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

13 Honda Civic with leather roof. What color?

[Caller]

Gunmetal gray.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have a title? Is there a payoff?

[Caller]

Payoff?

[John Clay Wolf]

How much is the payoff?

[Caller]

At the moment, probably about 14.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's see if we got equity. Two door. Four door.

[Uncle Roy]

Two door.

[Caller]

I'm sorry. Four door.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles?

[Caller]

30.

[John Clay Wolf]

30. The it's worth 11, 5, 12 grand.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that's what I'll pay for it. Yep. One quick more. 14. Texas Edition XLT. How many miles, Don?

[Caller]

21,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want to buy this truck. Do you mind going to give me the vin.com and loading this up so I can look at pictures? I want to make sure with those kind of miles, I want to make sure I hit it right instead of just winging it over the radio. Do you want to sell it?

[Caller]

Yeah, I'd like to sell it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like to buy It. Do you have a title or is there a payoff?

[Caller]

It's a time free title.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, I can get you a check. I noticed you live in a Fort Worth area. I can get you a check today and you can hammer it today. Go to givemethevin.com Mike, good morning, you're on the air.

[Caller]

Hey, how you doing, John?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good, what you got?

[Caller]

I just want to call you guys and tell you I drive a truck every Saturday morning and I can't wait.

[John Clay Wolf]

To get you on.

[Caller]

On the radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you very much.

[Caller]

Sometimes I have to pull over.

[Uncle Roy]

I laugh.

[Caller]

So I'm laughing so hard.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I don't feel like I need to pull over because I'm not making myself laugh this morning. We need to be funnier. And it's Bobbo's fault, it's my fault because you quit doing. Did you quit doing drugs this week? Oh, hey, where, where, Mike, where do you live? What area?

[Caller]

I'm in New Jersey.

[John Clay Wolf]

New Jersey. A Jersey. Jersey Yankee likes us Texans as Texans.

[Caller]

Oh, man, that's funny. So it's Tony Romo's Father's Day.

[Uncle Roy]

Kills me, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tony Roma's father, Romero Roma will be coming on during the 10 o' clock hour. So stay tuned.

[Caller]

I can't wait.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. 800-800-72348. 800 radio.

[J.D. Turley]

Do you like the low gas prices? Well, they're going to go away according to the AAA folks. Yeah, they're going to go up between now and Memorial Day. They expect to go up 35 to 75 cents a gallon.

[Caller]

What?

[J.D. Turley]

Yeah.

[Hannah]

I thought we getting a pipeline.

[J.D. Turley]

It's less than $2 right now, people. Bit.

[Caller]

It's like.

[J.D. Turley]

Remember when it was four?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Turley]

Okay, so shush.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-7234 is the call in number. Who went to the rodeo last weekend. I heard that they were up 10 and they said it's because of all of our promotion. I didn't see a lot. I didn't see money. No, but the bull names were really fun. I like Vindicator. I think what we should do with them instead of. Instead of them paying us for all of our free sponsorship or promotion. His name one of their bulls. Vindicator.

[J.D. Turley]

Vindicator's good. I still like sirloin, but.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but that doesn't help. That doesn't help your company. I'm with you. Give me, give me the Vindicator. Vindicator. Brought to you by give me the vin.comvin Decatur.

[J.D. Turley]

I get the time now. Take me a while.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, so, so so we have more. I want to hear another one of those spots, if you don't mind. The natty light. I love that. I love it. I can't get over it.

[Hannah]

He spends every weekend in the great outdoors, hunting and fishing. The kids get to stay with mom. He's up to a 42 inch waist, but expects his wife to fit into those hot outfits from her days in college. When it's time to make funeral arrangements for the mother in law, he considers ideal for a trip to the nudie bar. Because boobies heal. He is the world's best, biggest son of a. Hey, man. I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a natty light.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tall boy.

[Hannah]

Yeah, buddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

So when his mother in law died, he went to the strip bar.

[Hannah]

Yeah, Boobies heals.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, booby. That's a healing. I think that's really happened. Most of these comments have happened.

[J.D. Turley]

That's why it's funny. Therein lies the comedy.

[John Clay Wolf]

He grabs his six pack on the way home. And then around 10:30 he goes out to get another.

[Hannah]

Did it myself this week. Did it myself this week, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

You did that?

[Hannah]

I did.

[Bobbo]

These will all be up on the YouTube page. DJ Pre K is going to start putting them up.

[John Clay Wolf]

DJ Prickett. Yo in the house.

[J.D. Turley]

He's back.

[John Clay Wolf]

He didn't make it on the black channel, so he came back to us. Whitey White series. Yo, I have not seen you.

[J.D. Turley]

I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Queso did not. We gotta have.

[J.D. Turley]

He's dressed for the party.

[John Clay Wolf]

We have to interview DJ Pre K in the next segment to.

[Bobbo]

To find out what he's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Find out where. What he's been doing in the wild.

[J.D. Turley]

You're gonna love the pants he's wearing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sob spots. Rush Limbaugh. Tony Romo's dad. Sports. White, black, Latino or other. Do you already have some stories?

[J.D. Turley]

I do, but you want to do them now?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'd like to just do one. Just touch one. So this little game is JD Reads a new story. And we all guess if the person. The subject of the news story is white, black, Latino or other.

[J.D. Turley]

All right, this one out of Florida. A Florida man punched his girlfriend and struck her with a sex toy when she criticized his performance as they were having relations. According to the arrest, Michael Johnson sounds.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like a big boy.

[J.D. Turley]

And Carol. I can't pronounce the last name.

[John Clay Wolf]

Try to pronounce it because that's going to help.

[J.D. Turley]

Fazua. F A.

[John Clay Wolf]

So she's a Muslim.

[Hannah]

I don't think that's.

[J.D. Turley]

That's not true. She told the Cops.

[John Clay Wolf]

His last name's Johnson.

[J.D. Turley]

Yeah, basically, they were having relations.

[John Clay Wolf]

They have beautiful children.

[J.D. Turley]

She told him, you're not a man, you're a mouse in reference to his ability to perform. So he took the closest thing to him, which was a toy, and hit her in the head.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was a rubber penile. Yes, he hit her in the head with a rubber peanut.

[J.D. Turley]

That's exactly what he did.

[John Clay Wolf]

How. How did she fall? Like a bag of slutty bricks.

[Hannah]

Did he say, homie don't play that?

[Caller]

No, but.

[J.D. Turley]

But I just think it's funny. She picked up the phone and called the cops. You hit me with that, I'm gonna call the cops.

[John Clay Wolf]

So is she white? No, he.

[Caller]

He.

[Hannah]

He.

[John Clay Wolf]

White, Black, Latino.

[J.D. Turley]

Eric Johnson is his name.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna go white because he's small in the waist.

[Hannah]

Yeah, I say other.

[John Clay Wolf]

Other.

[Bobbo]

I like John's theory there.

[J.D. Turley]

Hey, John would be right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here's the picture.

[J.D. Turley]

Here's the picture of the lovely couple.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, she's.

[Bobbo]

Wow, that's rough.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's rough. Book, no error. Yes. Car humor. Oh, he's only here on Saturday mornings. Joshua 13 titanium with the 71 is going to be 10, 11 grand on a. On an escape. The miles are high. Yeah, maybe. Maybe more. Maybe I'm hitting it like. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up and we'll email you an offer. Let me put it in the. Let me put it in the system and I'll rebid it if you think I missed it. Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Border Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Borger. Cool. Mark. A 14F150 with 63 in leather. Is it a Lariat?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it XLT?

[Caller]

Yeah, XLP.

[John Clay Wolf]

Two wheel drive. Crew cab. Two wheel crew cab.

[Caller]

Crew cab. Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have bench, front seat or buckets?

[Caller]

Buckets.

[John Clay Wolf]

Buckets. A 14 with 63 has got to be worth upper teens, like 16, 17, maybe 18, depending on how she looks. Can you go to givemetheven.com and look at it? So, I mean, stick it in there so I can send email you an offer letter. I need to see it before I shoot you. An offer 06 King Ranch with 200 Four Wheel Drive. Jonathan. It's going to be between five and seven grand, but I need to see pictures of it to bid it. Okay.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to. Give me the VI N. The VI.com. we'll be right back with Bobbo, J.D. turley and myself. Uno momento, Porphy. Four hour number one in the hatch. Hour number two on deck.

[Caller]

Sam.

[Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up now. 800-800-Rode. Or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just trying to get back to her heart.

[Caller]

Bobbo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is Jefferson Starship still together?

[Hannah]

Not at all. No. I think Mickey Thomas is still with a version of Starship.

[John Clay Wolf]

She dead or alive or doped out or diabetes or what?

[Hannah]

I think Grace is taking it very easy. She's just hoping nobody catches a snapshot these days.

[John Clay Wolf]

808. 107,234. My name is John Clay Wolf. Good morning. Happy New Year's.

[J.D. Turley]

Huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

What? It's springtime Irish New Year. Randy the Chipmunk, I saw him walking around out there. But Hannah the stripper is right here.

[J.D. Turley]

Oh, bless her heart.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hannah Bailey.

[J.D. Turley]

You always know her because you can smell that cheap perfume.

[John Clay Wolf]

That homeless guys out there, too.

[Caller]

We got a.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bring him in.

[Stripper]

Yeah, I know. My God, that's so sad.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hannah. Did you step over him on the way in?

[Stripper]

I gave him $100.

[Caller]

Oh, yeah.

[J.D. Turley]

God, give me $100 in case he.

[Stripper]

Needs a new blanket or a meal or some cocaine or something. You got to be kind to your fellow human beings.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you been to sleep yet? Finally.

[Stripper]

It's been a long couple of weeks. I got, like, $19,000 for Valentine's week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Stripper]

Cause not everybody's got a wife or girlfriend, clearly. But I can be anybody's girlfriend for two songs. It's like a lap dance marathon. And I got a lot of money. Super bowl week, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did you make super bowl week?

[Stripper]

Like, $41,000.

[J.D. Turley]

Do you still have any of that money?

[Stripper]

Houston's crazy. It's a party town, okay? No, I bought a little mg. You bought an mg?

[J.D. Turley]

You bought an MG and it got broke down. Yeah, they all do.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much did you spend on it?

[J.D. Turley]

Yeah.

[Stripper]

$28,000.

[Bobbo]

Wow.

[Stripper]

It used to belong to Dudley Moore. Have you ever heard of Dudley Mar.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, Arthur.

[Stripper]

He's so cute. He's a Mountie.

[J.D. Turley]

He's not a Mountie.

[John Clay Wolf]

A Mountie.

[J.D. Turley]

He was in a movie.

[Stripper]

Dudley Moore.

[J.D. Turley]

Yeah. Dudley Moore's not a Mount Mountie.

[Stripper]

Oh, he's a mountain.

[J.D. Turley]

No, it's not a Mountie. Trust me on this, okay? I get it. He's only about 5 foot 2.

[Stripper]

But anyway, there's gonna be some time off because, like, April after April 13th, it's all, you know, back to real jobs.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, the tax money's coming into play, so. Do you see the tax money at the dance clubs?

[Stripper]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Income tax. You don't. Your customers don't show up with more disposable income.

[Stripper]

Let me tell you about the stripper trifecta, okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Stripper]

There's super bowl, where you make a lot of money. Valentine's when you make a lot of money.

[J.D. Turley]

Really?

[Stripper]

And Lent, you know that. Lent what?

[J.D. Turley]

Why lint?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know.

[Stripper]

For like, it's kind of a. All the Catholics go on like a sex fest.

[J.D. Turley]

No.

[Caller]

God.

[Stripper]

And all the Irish and Italians and Latinos and they all get pent up when they don't get any. Yeah, because they give up sex for Lent. But they still need boobies.

[J.D. Turley]

Yeah, I got you.

[Hannah]

Well, boobies.

[Stripper]

And that's what strippers do.

[J.D. Turley]

Yeah, I know.

[Stripper]

You'll have to come with me to the VIP area to find out.

[J.D. Turley]

I'm going to the VIP area just.

[Stripper]

For me to know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Hannah. Thanks for coming in.

[Caller]

Bye, everybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800, radio. James, the 15dually four wheel drive. Is it leather or cloth?

[Caller]

All leather. It's got the high country baseball stitch. Leather.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have a sunroof?

[Caller]

Yes, it has everything that it comes. Any option you can have except.

[John Clay Wolf]

Except low miles. You drove this one except low miles?

[Caller]

I do a lot of highway miles. Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

It sounds pretty. What color?

[Caller]

It's the new brown. The pallet stone or whatever it's called.

[John Clay Wolf]

I call it husk. Medium husk.

[Caller]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it. Does it have 80,000 miles?

[Caller]

Yes. 80,000, 261 to be able to just.

[John Clay Wolf]

40 grand do the deal.

[Caller]

Now.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's got 80, man.

[J.D. Turley]

Really?

[Caller]

Oh, I understand. That's why I wanted to call you before I went to mess with the dealership, because I know how they are.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, they're gonna be. What? I mean, maybe I'm hitting them.

[Caller]

No, I don't know. I'm. I'll call you back. I'm willing. Dealership. It's about 30, 35.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I kind of guessed that, too. What? Well, so why won't 80 buy it? Is your payoff too high?

[Caller]

Yeah, the payoff. Because I still owe about 45 on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the what. How close to 40 can you get? What's the lowest. The real money do a deal?

[Caller]

Well, it would have to be 45 to unload it today.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you don't have a dollar in your bank account to put towards negative equity?

[Caller]

Oh, no, I do. No, I do, but, you know, I.

[John Clay Wolf]

Want to argue with you and don't remember we're. This is A show. So we're entertaining folks.

[Caller]

Oh, I listen to you every week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Why the hell does your truck's payoff have anything to do with the value of it? And listen to you, big rich man sitting on 50 dimes in the bank. It won't come off. None of it. You want me to give it all up because your ass is upside down?

[Caller]

All right, now I have money in the bank.

[John Clay Wolf]

But, but you're gonna keep driving this truck and have 140 on it. Cuz nobody's gonna bust your ass out of this truck. Hang on just a second. Let me look at, I want to look at one thing. I'm looking for an excuse to give more besides the fact that your payoff is high.

[Caller]

70.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm all over this thing, dude, like a cheap suit. I'm hitting this like Joe Lewis.

[Caller]

Oh, I, I, you're gonna have to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Write a check to get out of it, homes.

[Caller]

Well, let me do this. Let me call, let me pull my, Let me get online and pull exactly what I owe.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

And can I email you just.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. No, don't click, don't, don't send it through the system because then it gets all disorganized when people click. When they email me directly, go to givemetheven.com put it in there and say talk to John on the radio. He said 40,000. Here's the payoff. Here's the pictures.

[Caller]

I will do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

30 minutes. Thanks, James. And that goes for everyone. 800givemetheven.com 800. 800. 7234 Galvin. Is this Dodge Ram a three quarter? I mean a two or four wheel drive?

[Caller]

Four wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Diesel or gas?

[Caller]

Diesel.

[John Clay Wolf]

SLT or Laramie or St. Laramie.

[Caller]

Quad.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's a quad cab. Laramie. Does it have a roof for navigation?

[Caller]

No, it's Mega Cap.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Oh wait. Does 25 grand buy it?

[Caller]

That's close.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I know. I bought, I bought one yesterday. I buy cars. Like, it's gotten weird, Gavin. Yeah, it really has got a little weird. Then you know, I bought 62 yesterday afternoon.

[J.D. Turley]

It's about to get weird.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just, it's just kind of weird, you know, like, it's kind of like Hannah, she doesn't have any regard for being nude.

[J.D. Turley]

No, that's her deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I've gotten, I'm, it's just getting worse. I'm getting like no regard for what? Cars. And I mean, just, just buying cars.

[J.D. Turley]

It's like.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's just turning repetitive when you're hooked. So just 20? Yeah. I mean, so does 25 grand. Buy it, Gav.

[Caller]

I'll let. I'll let it go for 28.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, I'll probably buy it because I like the miles. So will you go to givemetheven.com and put the pictures in? Say 28 buys it. And listen, I always tell people this. They never do it on the info box. Put. Talk to John. 28 buys it, and then they'll take it straight to me. We get hundreds of customers a day. Right. And. And if you don't put that in there, then you're just going to go through the process and. But if. If you guys will tell us what it takes to buy it, then they'll jump right on it and make a damn decision.

[Bobbo]

Literally in minutes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Literally in minutes. Okay.

[Caller]

Fair enough.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Hell, yeah, we're gonna do some goddamn business here.

[Caller]

Goddamn.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4.

[Hannah]

Well, he certainly turned excitable in the pits.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, Hannah. So the. Give me the VIN jingle for March. We in our number four. Charlie, I want to record new commercials or March commercials. I came up with this idea, J.D.

[Uncle Roy]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, we do the CarMax guarantee. If we don't beat your CarMax offer, we'll send you a check for 100 bucks.

[J.D. Turley]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we do. And it does. Right. But I. I was like, I want to take that a step further. Further. I want to really punch. Get it across.

[J.D. Turley]

Okay, what's further?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll give you an option in March if I don't beat your CarMax offer.

[J.D. Turley]

March.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll either give you 100 bucks or you can get a picture of me that you can post on your favorite social media. Kissing your ass.

[J.D. Turley]

Oh, really?

[John Clay Wolf]

So if I don't beat your CarMax offer in March, I'll either give you 100 bucks or I'll kiss you.

[J.D. Turley]

That's funny.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we even made a jingle to go along with the new commercials. Let's hear it, Turley.

[Hannah]

Sell us your car. We'll beat your CarMax offer or we'll kiss your ass.

[Caller]

Wow.

[J.D. Turley]

It'll be worth a hundred dollars.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got the baritone in there real big at the end, Bob.

[J.D. Turley]

I love our chorus.

[John Clay Wolf]

I noticed you did two of them. Was there two different versions?

[Hannah]

Sell us your car. Give me the bin.com. we'll beat your CarMax offer or we'll kiss your ass.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pretty much the same.

[Hannah]

The second one has, like, some echo or something.

[J.D. Turley]

Okay. A little technical. Different differences.

[Bobbo]

It's a techno remix version.

[John Clay Wolf]

Remind me to cut those spots during our number Four, because we want to release them to the world and broadcast.

[J.D. Turley]

Them around the region with social media. That's where.

[Bobbo]

Where did you get this idea about kissing your ass? I mean, something had to trigger that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I listened to a lot of comedy as a child.

[J.D. Turley]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

My brother, seven years older than me, Richard Pryor, that blah blah Blah's crazy LP was under my debt, under my bed as a five year old.

[J.D. Turley]

God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Robin Williams, all that good stuff. George Carlin, Eddie Murphy. And Eddie Murphy used to do this bit about Aunt Bunny and da da da da.

[J.D. Turley]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I just. It just stuck in my head. How does it go, Turtle? You don't actually.

[Bobbo]

I've got the clip. You want to hear the little clip?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I would. Because I told Turley that this is what inspired me. Eddie Murphy inspired me. Black men like to claim the house when they're drunk. Men, period. I think man like to just claim their house.

[Uncle Roy]

They want you to know if you drunk.

[John Clay Wolf]

And if they drunk and you in their house, that is their house. My father stand up in the middle of cookout, say, it's my house, know what it is, and if you don't like it, you get out. Kiss. Man, I don't give a. I don't give a fuss about pay the middle bills in his. And hey, kiss my ass if you don't like it. Yes, yes, yes. But you know what it is?

[J.D. Turley]

You know it is.

[Caller]

I'm drunk.

[John Clay Wolf]

Show up, beautiful. I'm drunk. I'm drunk. So what? I'm drunk. You know what? I got drunk in my mother kitchen. I was drinking out of my glass and my mother house. So I love that bit. It's the best.

[Hannah]

You and your brother and your mother.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was better as a comedian than a movie star.

[Caller]

You think?

[John Clay Wolf]

Did he made a lot more money? No, no, no, no. I know, but to me, his talent, which is all around cowboy, obviously. Who else is that good of a comedian and a movie star? Yeah.

[J.D. Turley]

But things change. I wonder if he's that funny now. It's even tours.

[Caller]

A comedian?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no, not at all. And his brother and Chappelle, actually, his. That whole vein turned into. I mean, Dave Chappelle going back to Charlie Murphy, Right? Was there more?

[Hannah]

Do you have any more?

[Bobbo]

Him talking about still drunk and the grill.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, the fire in the. In the kids. Yes. Oh, yeah. Thank you. Playing. Then he attacked the whole family, right? Said, Gus, Gus has a question. Come here. This is the question, Gus. Let me ask you a question, Gus. Why is the fire so big? Why do you make the fire so big. Let's look at that.

[Caller]

Ridiculous.

[John Clay Wolf]

Guys, the fire is too much big. Why you come in here every mother year, Gus, and you burn down my mother backyard. Why I'm cooking my hamburgers in Frank's. I'm not cooking the mother Rhinosaurus burger in this. This ain't the mother Flintstones guts my house mother. Look at Charlie standing over there with third degree burns on eating a Frank. That's how Uncle Roy talks.

[J.D. Turley]

Yeah, exactly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Exactly how Uncle Roy talks.

[J.D. Turley]

That's the genius. It was stuff he just saw and.

[John Clay Wolf]

Heard without the bleeps.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800.

[J.D. Turley]

Speaking of Eddie Murphy, real quick. There's a movie called Mr. Mr. Church.

[Caller]

Yes.

[J.D. Turley]

If you haven't seen it, it's amazing. Really good. Have you seen it?

[Uncle Roy]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Turley]

Just greatness.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's.

[Bobbo]

It's a different side.

[J.D. Turley]

Totally different side. Not comedy at all, but he's amazing in it. Speaking of movies and no, not watching the Oscars because John is rebelling and protesting. He won't go to any kind of bathroom in public because he doesn't know which one to use anymore. So I mean, you know, he just whizzes in the car.

[John Clay Wolf]

At the bull riding last week, one of the guys, a listener that won tickets, he told me 50 of AT T Stadium was Hispanic. Really? At Bull Run?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I wouldn't think so. I guess the bull fighting mentality and the bull riding. He said, he said he was a minority there. Huh. I didn't.

[J.D. Turley]

I'm blown away.

[John Clay Wolf]

The motocross, I was a minority by not having tattoos in a meth habit.

[J.D. Turley]

That I can see last Saturday, I.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was definitely a minority. Without task and mess, I would not.

[J.D. Turley]

Have picked that up.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was surprised that the motocross damn near filled the. The whole. I mean, not the upper upper, but I mean there were a lot of people.

[J.D. Turley]

Yeah, it fills a hundred thousand, so. Fifty thousand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's see something like that.

[J.D. Turley]

Forty.

[Caller]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a lot for a motorcycle race. Right? And I don't know how many people at the bull riding. I bet, I bet it was sold out.

[Uncle Roy]

Wow.

[Hannah]

A rodeo is a very big part of culture, man, around here.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, around here, especially up in.

[J.D. Turley]

New Jersey, New York, they're big about that. I mean, this huge, man, you can't even.

[Hannah]

I'm not going to believe what I've seen in Dallas.

[J.D. Turley]

You're not gonna walk without hitting a rodeo in New Jersey.

[Hannah]

Okay. So these guys, they get on top of this bull.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[Hannah]

Okay, you follow me?

[J.D. Turley]

I'm following you now.

[Hannah]

So he's sitting in the gate. They haven't even opened the gate yet. He's going, come on, come on.

[J.D. Turley]

On a bull.

[Hannah]

He's nodding his head yes. Come on, come on.

[J.D. Turley]

Talking about the bull.

[Hannah]

They open the gate, this big bull jumps out the middle of the arena.

[Caller]

What?

[Hannah]

This guy falls off of it, and everybody's clapping, like, because he lasted six and a half seconds on this bull, right? And I'm trying to eat a corny dog.

[John Clay Wolf]

This guy falls off at the bull.

[Hannah]

And he can't even. He can't even see. He falls down trying to walk back to the gate. It's hilarious.

[John Clay Wolf]

He wouldn't believe it.

[Bobbo]

Not far from that. When we first moved down from Connecticut.

[Hannah]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

I was like, why these clowns? There's these clowns in the ring, and they're running.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's going on?

[J.D. Turley]

I mean, that's a serious business.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is going on? That makes sense. You got to do a video in that accent.

[Hannah]

They got this rodeo clown comes out and shakes a pickle at this bull. He's trying to make him mad. The bull, he rears his foot and he hits his barrel, and the clown falls out. He's bleeding all out of his. Out of his broken head.

[J.D. Turley]

What are you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

That voice, it's hilarious. 800-800-1723, 4. 800, 800 radio. Micah 15, King Ranch 4x4 leather roof nav with 31 is going to be worth upper 30s. Go to give me. Are you there, Mike?

[Caller]

Yeah, I'm here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Will you go to give me the vin.com and load it up so we can email you an official offer letter?

[Uncle Roy]

Yeah.

[Caller]

So upper 30s is what you're saying?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Caller]

Okay. That's a little low from a couple dealers. I went and bought you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I bought one yesterday with 15,000 miles for 40 years. Got 31. What's it take to buy it?

[Caller]

Probably right around that range.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Put it in there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's look. Hell, I'm feeling crazy today. I may just buy it if you want to sell it. I want to buy it. That goes for everybody. Give me the vin.com. be right back.

[Hannah]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the win Wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can pay more for your car when tax checks come out because the people that buy used cars have money now. That's happening right now. Give me the Vinyl is where you go to sell us your car. We pay all the Money. And right here in tax season we can give extra money. 2000 to 200 grand. I buy it as high as anyone else. Givemethe vin.com sell us your car.

[Hannah]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show column toll free 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800800 radio or log on to GoWolf.com this is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that a broken mandolin?

[Hannah]

Play the scary music, daddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a long intro.

[Hannah]

Play the Halloween song.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who is this by? Zed Leing. Oh, is this The Halloween song?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. FYI, we need to buy, we need to hire some buyers. Give me the VIN buying office. Oh, this is a good song. Boom, boom, boom. Females preferred. If you were looking for a job and you have any car business experience, go to givemetheven.com and click email jcw. Send me your resume. The office is in Fort Worth, Texas where you'd be working. And no, you cannot do it from home. But yes, females preferred.

[Bobbo]

Little computer experience too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. You need to be fat. Well, yeah, are, are just, just something about delivery. So much of it's done over the phone. We have tons of men and I think we need to even it out with women. Okay. I just don't want to get sued.

[J.D. Turley]

Exactly.

[John Clay Wolf]

800.

[J.D. Turley]

You can say preferred prefer. You just can't say only prefer.

[John Clay Wolf]

But we're hiring buyers. Givemetheven.com go to click email jcw and send me your resume.

[J.D. Turley]

And did you hear the story the this week about Harrison Ford?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[J.D. Turley]

Okay. You know, last year he crashed his little one of his experimental on a golf course. He's done a lot of amazing things. He's done rescues on mountains and helped people out. He's, he's actually rescued two different people from his helicopter. But this week he's lining up for a Runway at an airport and instead of landing on the Runway, he lands on the parallel taxiway. The only problem with that, I love the way it's written up in the, in the.

[Hannah]

What is this?

[J.D. Turley]

Washington Post? A pilot list? This is the first sentence. A plane piloted by Harrison Ford flew right over a grounded airliner that had 110 people aboard before landing on a taxiway, narrowly avoiding a potential serious aviation accident. Well, first of all, he wasn't anywhere near. I mean he flew over the top of an airliner that was waiting to get on the Runway. So he was about 200ft over the top. Any chance of him hitting that airliner? No, but he did land on a taxiway and fly over an American Airlines 737 this week. And everybody wants to say he needs to stop flying unless he has Chewbacca on board. Okay, that's good.

[Hannah]

He made the Kessel Run in less than 40 parsecs.

[J.D. Turley]

I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob, what's the deal with pot in Texas? You keep up with weed.

[Hannah]

What's the deal?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Is Texas going to bring on marijuana?

[Hannah]

I hear it's gotten a lot smaller and you're still paying the same amount.

[J.D. Turley]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what I heard. Oh. Do you have a dope report?

[Bobbo]

No, but this is almost like a dope.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's like Bob Floyd, you wing one.

[J.D. Turley]

That's what prices went up.

[Hannah]

Bob Floyd, these days, the grass you're buying is nothing like what you found when you were 17, Poncho. And let me tell you why. It's all hydroponic down. It's hardly ever coming from inside the state. There's a great product coming out of Colorado right now, but all your buddies with cars that'll make it there and back are being arrested as soon as they hit Amarillo. And so the best grass you'll find is out of, you guessed it, Phoenix, Arizona, where the best hydroponic labs are. The only downside is you're paying 20 to $40 for 3 grams at a time. So you can only be high for about a week and a half before you have to go back to, you guessed it, Natty Light Tall boys. And there's your dope report. I'm Bob Floyd. You keep token.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of Natty Lights all boys. Do we have any more commercial. I'd like to hear our Natty Light sponsorship.

[Hannah]

When his first wife left him, he banged her mom on principle. After getting a cash settlement from an unfortunate auto collision, he blew all the money on a home theater, a King Ranch diesel, a new hunting lease, and a whole lot of beer. He claims to have hurt his back on the job at the age of 28. At 50, he's still on disability.

[Caller]

He is.

[Hannah]

Is the world's biggest son of a. Hey, man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a Natty Light Tall boy. Yeah, buddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, buddy.

[J.D. Turley]

Yeah, buddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know that guy. Which one? That whole guy you just described. Fella that fell.

[J.D. Turley]

How do you know him, John?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not going to say. But he did spend all of his money on a home theater, a new truck, and he has been on disability from the railroad for a while. Maybe like 30 years. Poor guy. Tax time is on. The tax checks hit Wednesday.

[J.D. Turley]

Oh, they did okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

The dealers like the note business. The cheap cars they're on, I mean, selling in record volumes.

[J.D. Turley]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's like the Dave Chappelle skit when reparations came out. You know, KFC chickens at an all time high. Cadillac just announced triple earnings. That's what's going on at the note lots right now. They, they are, they're selling like record. They're selling as many cars in a day as they do in a month until this tax money runs out. It's an amazing phenomenon that I've watched over the past 20 years. People get their. They get their $3,000, they go put it down on a car, they drive it for six months. They quit making their payments, they get back on their heels, and then their tax check comes in. This time the next year they do it. Rinse and repeat, do it again. Not all, but about 30% of them don't pay. 800-800-72-3,4. But yes, we're giving more money for cheap cars right now. 800, 800 radio. 800, 800 7234. Not junk. I shouldn't have said that. Now I'm gonna get blown up with junk. I don't mean junk. I mean three grand and up.

[Hannah]

Push it, pull it or drag it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, we'll be right back.

[Hannah]

Yeah, I'm going to Catman. Do you know it just ain't Saturday without the Wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up. Powered by GiveMeThe. Vin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

People say it's too good to be true. How do you buy cars from a website like givemetheven.com without looking at it? Well, I've been doing this 20 years. I know what I'm doing. I'm the largest wholesaler in all of Texas. Givemetheven.com if we don't beat your CarMax offer, we'll pay you a hundred dollars. How about that?

[Hannah]

Tell us your car.

[Caller]

Now.

[Announcer]

Back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

These Kia vans don't bring anything during 03 Kia Sedona with 122. It sounds crazy, but it's a 500 car. I don't know why, but they like bring 5 to 800 bucks at the auction either. Thank you. 800, 800. 723-4-A Bernard 04 Avalanche with a buck 14. How nice is it?

[Caller]

It's nice. It's the only thing. I had to put a quarter panel on it and it came out good, you know?

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you a dealer?

[Uncle Roy]

You know?

[Caller]

Well, yeah, I'm associated with a dealer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't lie. What's he want to give for it?

[Caller]

Huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

What's he want to give for it?

[Caller]

What would I like to get for. I've got 5,500 cold cash in it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was thinking 5.

[Caller]

You're thinking fine. With a reconstructed title.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hell no. Hell no. Hell no. Hell no.

[Hannah]

I forgot to mention, it was in a fire, by the way. Somebody sunk it and the water line came right up to here.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we had. Speaking of, this is funny. We bought a Honda from some guy this week, and we get there and he sent us the pictures. Because once we make a deal with somebody, we ask for pictures all the way around this and that and clearly say, disclose any damage. Now.

[J.D. Turley]

Yeah, let us know.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, our problem, when we go to pick up cars, our Turndown rate's like 3%. It's not nothing because you've seen everything. We've talked to them, right? And they tell us the truth.

[Bobbo]

Honest.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. So we show up at his place with five grand, check and ready to go. And the. The whole ass ends knock off of it. I mean, not as bad as I just said, but it's. It's a thousand bucks away.

[J.D. Turley]

Do they think you're never gonna see it? You put on a truck and not notice?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, he thought he was going to strong arm me into buying it.

[J.D. Turley]

Oh, I got you. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he just goes into what? What? I mean, we. We. We adjust it. Here's what we say. You fix it, we'll buy it. Or it's going to cost this to fix it. And we'll adjust it that much. And he just was blowing my phone up and blowing up Facebook. You're a con artist and you're this. I was like, dude, you lied. I mean, quit it. Stop it.

[J.D. Turley]

That would be the hardest part for me to work in your job.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was ridiculous. It's just Elvis Presley. When we do that, we just. Just say, elvis Presley. Presley.

[Caller]

Why?

[J.D. Turley]

Oh, return the now. I get it. I mean, it's just.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's just that that's an old line and it's been a long. But like, that reconstructed title, first of all, we would have got the VIN and known that it was immediately. So we can snuff 98% of this out on the front side. But when they lie and are like taking pictures of every corner except the damage. What?

[J.D. Turley]

Yeah, it just.

[John Clay Wolf]

It doesn't. Or just covered in hail.

[J.D. Turley]

Maybe they won't notice.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just covered it. Last summer we went to pick up this Lexus and this thing had like $10,000 in hail damage. Like, hey, you forgot to mention. Well, you offered me 25,000. Yes, I did, but this thing's like totaled anyway.

[Bobbo]

Or the lights on the dash are off when they take the photos, but.

[John Clay Wolf]

All of a sudden they're all on.

[Bobbo]

When we get there.

[J.D. Turley]

What happened? You must have done that because it was fine before you took the. What'd you do?

[John Clay Wolf]

What? What'd you do to it? What'd you do? We. We had one guy, thought he was smart. He disconnected the. The sensor lights.

[J.D. Turley]

Okay, disconnect.

[John Clay Wolf]

And so we plug our scanner in. It's like, you know, engine light disconnected. ABS light disconnected, SRL disconnect. It's like, hey, guys, look at this. Oh, so we got to cut it a thousand. It's gonna cut a thousand to put all that. Okay. And when they go. Okay, real quick. They know that. They knew.

[J.D. Turley]

They're busting. Well, don't call the cops on me, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

But again, I'm very impressed with our listeners and our customers because that rarely happens. It rarely does. People are honest. More so than you would think. Yeah, because you would think that everybody try to screw us and it's just not that bad. People are pretty good. I think I'd rather buy cars off of.

[J.D. Turley]

You've said that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, off of our listeners than dealers.

[J.D. Turley]

Dealers. Dealers are used to lying, and that's kind of. Well, that's kind of what they do.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's why I. School boy. You a dealer?

[J.D. Turley]

Met one one time. Drove by his house.

[Hannah]

No. Well, yes.

[J.D. Turley]

Well, no, you couldn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, what do you got to do, man?

[J.D. Turley]

Are you talking about cars? Do you ever deal with any electric cars? Do you ever. Do you ever get them?

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, Nissan Leafs are going to down like $100 a day.

[J.D. Turley]

Well, that's interesting. A 70 this last year. 70% increase year over year for monthly sales of electric cars.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's more of them?

[J.D. Turley]

Yeah. There you have. Tesla has two models. Chevy. Chevy Volt, the Nissan Leaf and the Ford Fusion.

[John Clay Wolf]

There is not a car that depreciates harder on the marketplace than Tesla.

[J.D. Turley]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

150. I just gave 150. What do you get for it? 80. Oh, my call. Elon Musk. Don't call me.

[J.D. Turley]

Well, they say half of these sales, of course, are in California. Yeah. Anyway, so that's. So you say don't buy an electric.

[John Clay Wolf]

I wouldn't buy a Tesla if you gave it to me.

[J.D. Turley]

Okay. Or any of the other ones.

[Hannah]

Any.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now they're, you know, if you like plugging stuff into the. The reality of. Hey, I bought a go kart. I mean a golf cart sets in about a week after you plug it in to charge it and run out on the side of the road if you have to have a wrecker follow you around in case you run out of battery juice. It's really. You're not saving that much money.

[J.D. Turley]

No, that's not saving any money at all.

[Hannah]

That could be problem.

[J.D. Turley]

Another one?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, we have.

[J.D. Turley]

Well, this. We could actually do this one in the white, black or other category. The story.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why. So this is that we gotta pick white, black.

[J.D. Turley]

Is it a white person, A black person or other Latino or other. I'm sorry, my bad. Okay, this one actually comes from an Ohio nursing home worker was caught on video. She flashed a 100-year-old dementia sufferer and performed a act on him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like a lap dance.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[J.D. Turley]

Well, yes, Britney is her name Fultz. She's 26. Britney made a lewd advance toward a male resident. Actually, this is actually on videotape, so it's not just hearsay. She said I can show you new things. I can show you new things. I'm a woman. So you. You know what that means.

[Bobbo]

So I actually, I have that on.

[J.D. Turley]

You have the clip. Oh, okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can show you new things. Tell if you want.

[J.D. Turley]

I'm a girl.

[Caller]

What you mean girl?

[John Clay Wolf]

You know what that means? What does that mean?

[J.D. Turley]

And she's not totally ugly, but I'll show you the picture. So she decid.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who are we trying to guess? Is she white, black?

[J.D. Turley]

She white, black.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm going to go with white with that voice.

[J.D. Turley]

Okay. Heard the voice.

[Bobbo]

Voice gives it away a little bit, I think.

[J.D. Turley]

And she's a blonde young lady.

[John Clay Wolf]

She looks like. She's Nordic.

[J.D. Turley]

She looks like a little bit like Swedish. Like that stripper we have that comes in a little bit like 40.

[John Clay Wolf]

She looks 40.

[J.D. Turley]

I think she's in her 20s, looking for it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, she's pretty ragged. She's a little messy.

[J.D. Turley]

Let's. Let's just say she's in an old folks home flashing 100 year old.

[Bobbo]

So actually we have the old man here right now.

[Hannah]

Made magic in my pants.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, good morning, old man.

[J.D. Turley]

You enjoyed that dance, did you? I'll show you the picture of her again just to remind you.

[Hannah]

Nicest young woman I've ever seen.

[J.D. Turley]

How did she get in trouble?

[John Clay Wolf]

They don't wear the corset anymore. No, they don't.

[Uncle Roy]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's no corsets. She had special britches. Really?

[J.D. Turley]

What the britches look like in your day, women wore the big long swimsuits. They didn't wear bikinis.

[Hannah]

She was dancing around wheelchair.

[Caller]

Now.

[John Clay Wolf]

She was. How did it go?

[Hannah]

Gave me a cigar. No, he called it bottle service.

[John Clay Wolf]

I gave her $180.

[J.D. Turley]

Never mind. Now I know why she was dancing for you.

[John Clay Wolf]

You made me wonder.

[Hannah]

What about those good old days with my wee wee?

[J.D. Turley]

Oh, God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Back when you had one. She didn't say her name was Britney.

[Hannah]

She said her name was Cinnamon.

[J.D. Turley]

Oh, God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Brings a hot firecracker.

[Uncle Roy]

100.

[J.D. Turley]

Man, you still got it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm in love with that girl.

[J.D. Turley]

Oh, can you imagine?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm going to take her home to.

[Hannah]

Big Springs with me.

[J.D. Turley]

How'd they. They say the libido kind of. And goes away after, you know, 60, 70, 80, you know.

[Hannah]

What are you an Italian feller?

[J.D. Turley]

No, I'm not an Italian fellow, no.

[Caller]

Why.

[J.D. Turley]

Why does that matter?

[Hannah]

Give me a pizza boy.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

What?

[J.D. Turley]

He's lost my dog.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pepperoni.

[J.D. Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Your dog? Here.

[Hannah]

Good doggy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you for joining us in the nursing home that had a stripper in his lap. Wow. For a buck 80. Why is she in trouble for that?

[J.D. Turley]

Somebody videotaped it. And you're not allowed to do that to old people.

[Bobbo]

So another nurse was in there?

[J.D. Turley]

Yeah, somebody videotaped it and that got her in trouble and.

[John Clay Wolf]

What.

[J.D. Turley]

What's trouble? The old man said anything?

[Bobbo]

I think she was doing a service because it sucks in those places. You ever been in there? I mean, it just sucks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Girlfriend?

[J.D. Turley]

The footage allegedly shows her pulling down her pants, mooning the guy.

[Bobbo]

Showed her weird tatas, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Good for her.

[J.D. Turley]

I was gonna say.

[Caller]

What's the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Carrie. Carrie. Good morning. 13 Camaro. Is it a SS?

[Caller]

No, it's a 3.6 liter V6.

[John Clay Wolf]

There you go. Is it a convertible?

[Caller]

323 horsepower, though.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Is it leather? Cloth.

[Caller]

It's leather. It's the Hot Wheels limited edition.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I haven't seen one of those in a while. What. What color is it?

[Caller]

It's the Kinetic blue.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it mid teens, like 15 grand? No, it's a six cylinder.

[Caller]

Right, right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Let's take a look. Maybe. Maybe I. I'll. I'll double check this Hot Wheels package, but I don't think it's worth as Much as you might be thinking. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. And 11 is says MB 335. But a 335, Josh, is a BMW. Which one is yours?

[Caller]

It's a BMW 335i.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Is it a two door, four door convertible?

[Caller]

It's a four door.

[John Clay Wolf]

Automatic or stick?

[Caller]

Automatic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Frisco.

[John Clay Wolf]

Frisco.

[Uncle Roy]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

335 Sedan. Does it have paddle shifters?

[Caller]

I believe it does, yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have factory navigation?

[Caller]

It does not have navigation, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a diesel? No, no. Hang on.

[Caller]

No, it's gas.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm actually looking in 11s at on my chart here. You sure they made a 335? Is it an IX? Do this. Go to givemethevin.com. give me the VIN number in the pictures and we'll email you an offer letter. I want to make sure bid in the right car. Nothing worse than saying something on the radio and I'm not on the right car. I want to be on the right car. Go to give. Give me the vin. And that goes for everyone. Give me the vin.vi.com. put your VIN number in. It takes about 45 seconds. And we'll email you an offload it. Be right back.

[Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf radio studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio. Or log on to gowolf.com now. John Clay Wolf 800800 radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or go to gimmetheven.com. look at those Tatas. Oh, the old man's back. Sitting in with us all day. Tony Ramos father's gonna be in. It's after cowboy season. I want to see what he's gonna say. Top 10 of tens. Just a second with Casey Kasem. Wayne 05 Ram stick shift 133000 mile Cummins.

[Caller]

How you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. Where are you calling from while I'm driving?

[Caller]

Truck in Fort Worth right now. But I live in Alberta for Texas. But I've had this truck. I bought a brand new off the showroom floor in 05 in September. 05. It's been an excellent truck. But now I, you know, I just really don't need it. I'm thinking about selling. It's not 100. Sure. I've had a lot of people tell me it's worth a lot of money. And I'm going, why? It's an old five. And they said it's hard to find.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's. It's okay. I mean I was selling these trucks, brand new, when I had a Dodge dude dealership. I owned a Dodge dealership in 05. We're selling them for 30 grand. Brand new. Is it a long bed?

[Caller]

That's what I got, Yeah. I paid 31. Brand new.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you say that's what I gotta have?

[Caller]

No, no, no, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know how much worth. You and I are on two different planets, if that's what you said. No, no, no. Is it long bed or short? Most of the stick shifts are long beds. Okay. It's a six speed transmission.

[Caller]

Six speed transmission, four wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on. Just answer my questions. You're a long talker. Hang on. We're on the air. We from on a scale of one to ten, how nice is it? Ten? Being showroom new.

[Caller]

I would say seven.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so it's nice. Well, 15 grand. Buy it.

[Caller]

No, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's half of what you gave 1012 years ago with 133,000 miles.

[Caller]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's it take to buy it?

[Caller]

Well, I don't know. It's just something I was thinking 800.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. Seven, two, three, four. 800.

[Hannah]

I'm going crazy.

[Bobbo]

Reminds me of that plumber guy. Remember from last week you experienced a call with this guy?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, gosh, I'm trying to think. There's so many.

[Bobbo]

The one with the 2500 that stole it from the old lady.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah. The plumber in Wichita Falls that stole. They beat the old lady out of her truck.

[J.D. Turley]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And then we offer him 12, 000 profit and he, he agrees to sell it to us.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then he won't sell it to us. Why? Because he thinks it's worth more. I'm like you said, stole it from the woman. You took advantage of an old woman that had a 2,500 mile truck.

[Bobbo]

But when you offer him money. Oh, I don't know what it's worth.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. Well, I told him 100 times, he said, I remember, he said, I'm not taking less than 12.4.99.

[J.D. Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I said, so if I give 12, 5, do I own it? He said, yes. So we said, okay, I own it. And then he, he backed up and he's all.

[Bobbo]

You could tell John, I lied.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, You're a liar because being a.

[J.D. Turley]

Thief, you're also a liar.

[John Clay Wolf]

I called him and told him he was a liar. I said, see, you're one of those crooked plumbers.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

They go in and lie to people about their situation in their house and charge them five Times what? You're damn right. And you're a sorry ass used car dealer like. Well, actually, I'm telling the truth. And I'm doing what I said, exactly.

[J.D. Turley]

What I said I wouldn't get.

[John Clay Wolf]

But you were. You. You were one of those guys. And I wouldn't buy your truck for anything. I hate plumbers and service people that lie about the service and. And build you all this fear. That's what they do. They build fear. Oh, my God. The. The. The. The pipes broke under the foundation. Are. Are you suffering? Have you noticed that you're coughing more often?

[J.D. Turley]

Oh, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know. You know, black mold and disease doesn't really.

[J.D. Turley]

It's in the wall.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I can fix it.

[J.D. Turley]

I had a cough in the spring.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can I see your insurance policy?

[J.D. Turley]

Oh, yeah, here it is right here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Crooked something. God almighty.

[J.D. Turley]

Good morning, John Casey. Casey, how you doing, buddy?

[Uncle Roy]

I'm good.

[J.D. Turley]

Hey, you know, we've had fun in the past with the top 10 laws, stupid laws that are still on the books. We thought we'd bring you another edition of that this morning. Top 10 really Silly Laws that are still actually on the books. For instance, in Washington, you can be arrested or fined for harassing Bigfoot. In Paulding, Ohio, policemen are allowed to bite a dog if they think it will calm the dog down. Really? These are all real.

[John Clay Wolf]

They'll bite a dog.

[J.D. Turley]

They can bite a dog if they think it will.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where is it illegal to bite? Where can you not bite a dog?

[J.D. Turley]

Well, if you. A policeman can bite them if they think they'll calm the dog down.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D. Turley]

All in the whole state of. Oh, I'm sorry. Number eight. There we go. In the whole state of Texas. Did you know it is illegal to sell your eyeballs in Waynesboro, Virginia? It's against the law for a woman to drive a car on Main street unless her husband is walking in front of her waving a red flag. In Minneapolis, Minnesota, the whole city. Red cars may not drive down Lake Street. Whatever reason, it is forbidden for a female to appear unshaven in public. In Corozo, New Mexico.

[John Clay Wolf]

Man, then there's a lot of tickets and Corozo. I've been to New Mexico.

[J.D. Turley]

Not that there are a lot of bears in Alabama, but bear wrestling is prohibited in the entire state, no matter.

[John Clay Wolf]

How cute she is.

[J.D. Turley]

Right. You may not take a picture of a rabbit from January to April without an official permit. In Wyoming.

[Caller]

What? What?

[J.D. Turley]

True story.

[John Clay Wolf]

Shut up.

[J.D. Turley]

Don't take a picture of a rabbit.

[Caller]

Number 10.

[J.D. Turley]

In Idaho, it's illegal for a man to give his fiance a box of candy weighing more than 50 pounds.

[John Clay Wolf]

Especially if she weighs over 180.

[J.D. Turley]

Yeah. How many women? Washington state a. A motorist with a criminal intention must stop at the city limits and call the sheriff and tell him he's coming to town with criminal intention. There's your top 10 list of really stupid but laws that are still on the books. Keep your feet in the ground and keep reaching for the star.

[Hannah]

Sound really good?

[John Clay Wolf]

Tony Romero's. Tony, Romo's father is coming. He's here in the green room. What? What the hell has he got? I mean, cowboy season's over. I'd like come in here, Romero. I. Yeah, come on in. I'd like to know what. What if we're losing our quarterback or what? Yeah, I think we already lost him.

[J.D. Turley]

Did we really? He didn't sign up with anybody.

[Hannah]

Buenos dias.

[J.D. Turley]

Hello, I'm Tony.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mr. Tony Romo's dad, One of the show favorites. Listen, favorite, you know you're a big deal now.

[Hannah]

Hola. El senor seoritas enforce radios.

[John Clay Wolf]

You wanted to come in today. What did you have to tell us?

[Hannah]

You probably do not know about our complications last week.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, last week, remember?

[Bobbo]

He wasn't on the show last week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that's right. All right.

[Hannah]

I can't tell you. It's a difficult time for homilies of quarterbacks across these Estados Unidos.

[J.D. Turley]

Why is that?

[Hannah]

On Wednesday, Antonio Unai went to the high desert to visit with the mad genius. Who? Bruce Arians of the Cardinales, Port Los Arizona. About his looming vacancy at the quarterback position.

[J.D. Turley]

That'd be a good place to go.

[Hannah]

As you know, Carson Palmer is still a valued part of the team, but now that he have turned a 49, he is a little long in the incisor, as we say in the pros.

[J.D. Turley]

He's in the pros.

[Hannah]

Of course, at this time Mr. Arian said Carson is still El hombre in Arizona. He's the man. But he could be one mishap away from a career ending tragedy. Mother Mary forbid. We decided that while we were in Arizona, we would take the time to play a little game of golf. You know golf? Antonio lose the game of golf?

[J.D. Turley]

Oh, he did.

[Hannah]

So we take the whole family. Antonio's brother Jamie.

[J.D. Turley]

Jamie.

[Hannah]

And their mother, Camila Jubakovsky, to the world famous Sohelo Golf course and RV resort in nearby Tuscon and Art Tucson. And the ladies are very much enjoy the exquisite Desert Rose Spa treatment.

[J.D. Turley]

Yeah, the Rose Spa.

[Hannah]

Complete with Wild Turkey and artsy cola.

[J.D. Turley]

Bar Yeah, I was gonna say the RV park.

[Hannah]

And my sons and I go to tea. Off on a beautiful, mild afternoon. Right now, on Wednesday, the course is all but dessert. Usually a very nice thing, people at work. But on this day, we notice our cart girl is taking us not to the green, no. But all the way around to the back of the clubhouse. Beyond the ducks.

[J.D. Turley]

Beyond the ducks.

[Hannah]

Little quacka quacks.

[J.D. Turley]

Yes, I get it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Near the.

[Hannah]

How do you say, the Lavadora de los Cuevos. The ball washer.

[J.D. Turley]

Ball washer. Gotcha, Gotcha.

[Hannah]

And behind, before we can ask. Where are you going?

[J.D. Turley]

Yeah, We're.

[Hannah]

We are surrounded by agents of the son of bitch bastard Immigration and Customs Enforcement.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, Tony Romo got deported.

[Hannah]

The dreaded ICE patrol.

[J.D. Turley]

No, I don't think.

[Hannah]

And without even checking her I.D. they handcuffed Jamie. He looked more like me than his poor mother. And the car girl, she throw Jamie across the hood of the golf cart and begin to. To frisk him. And another bring Camila Jubakovsky and Antonio's wife, Candace. And they are weeping with their faces all covered with the Neutrogena lime cooling restoring cream. And this proves to be too much for Antonio. Oh, he was upset when three of the agents, they come for him.

[J.D. Turley]

Yeah.

[Hannah]

He show his evasive skill.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on, hang on, hang on. Romero. I want to understand what all has happened here. I'm getting. So we're on a golf course.

[J.D. Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we've got the whole family. The. The Polish mother. Your wife, right?

[Hannah]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yourself. Who. You're Hispanic.

[Hannah]

She's not her fault that she is Polish.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Tony. Is Tony there?

[Hannah]

If that is what you are driving.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tony's there. Tony's wife is there.

[J.D. Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

And who's Jamie? His brother.

[J.D. Turley]

The brother who's tiny.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And in the. The golf cart girl that serves the alcohol was actually undercovered.

[Bobbo]

Ice.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ice. Jeez. And the. The. She was a turncoat and jumped out and grabbed whom. And threw him across the hood of the golf cart.

[Hannah]

Okay. She have Jamie handcuffed and thrown across the hood of the golf cart.

[John Clay Wolf]

And Jamie looks Hispanic like yourself.

[Hannah]

And then they bring the van around.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Hannah]

With Camila Dubukowski and Candace, Antonio's wife.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And they are weeping and they're covered in face masks from the. From the spa. So they went and grabbed them out of the spa with their. With their chemical peel. Yes. Okay.

[Hannah]

And they have the little tissues between their toes.

[J.D. Turley]

Yeah. Right foot.

[Hannah]

You know?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Hannah]

And Antonio, I believe he freaked out a little bit.

[J.D. Turley]

I bet that's kind of funny.

[Hannah]

When three of the agents, they come for him, he show his evasive skill, spinning away out of the pocket to the right.

[J.D. Turley]

You can't do that with the cops.

[Hannah]

And he take the balls from the ball washer.

[J.D. Turley]

Okay.

[Hannah]

And he throw them rapid fire, something like 60 yards per hour. And he take out two of the agents, but the other, he catches the the ball. So he have now thrown his first interception of the offseason.

[J.D. Turley]

Always in the clutch. That's when he throws them, man.

[Hannah]

And he throw his golf bag. 38 yards. 38 yards in a high, tight spiral and knock the cart girl down.

[J.D. Turley]

Oh, God.

[Hannah]

Giving his brother Jamie an opportunity to get that on field.

[J.D. Turley]

That's assault.

[Hannah]

We have not heard from him since.

[J.D. Turley]

No, he got away.

[Hannah]

But he is all for naught.

[J.D. Turley]

Why?

[Hannah]

Because. Oh, no, four Romos do not a squad of ICE agents make. And they take us to the deportation center where we stay until this morning.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[Hannah]

And they finally let us go.

[J.D. Turley]

Okay.

[Hannah]

At Boquillas del Carmen. 480 yards to the east, nowhere near where they pick us up. It's like, who is running this organization? I would rather Tony work for Jerry Jones another 40 years.

[J.D. Turley]

That's not gonna happen.

[Hannah]

Than to cope with such mismanagement ever again. So you will not see us for a while? We've decided to play all of our games.

[J.D. Turley]

Yes.

[Hannah]

Indoors.

[J.D. Turley]

Indoors makes sense.

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Romeria, for clearing all of this up.

[Hannah]

Please be careful with your children, man.

[J.D. Turley]

Things that Tony gets into, we never knew. It never makes the papers. Never.

[Hannah]

He's accident prone.

[J.D. Turley]

God, apparently.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everywhere he goes, remember, I'm giving a shout out. We need to hire buyers. Forgive me, the VIN if. If you are a female preferred. If you are a woman in the car business, has to have some car business experience and can work in Fort Worth, Texas.

[Hannah]

What kind of password rating are you looking for?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, we don't need a sharpshooter. Just a good person that can talk to people and understands cars and bins and options. You don't have to be a hot rod salesperson. We're not pushy like that.

[Bobbo]

Good with computers helps too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Very good with computers. Fast. On a click, go to givemetheven.com and click email jcw and send me your resume. Don't contact me on Facebook, don't write this. That first order for first job is email me your resume.

[Bobbo]

Can't do that. Then you can't get hired, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

If you can't do that, then you're not listening.

[Hannah]

Well, if you don't already know that.

[Caller]

Right.

[Hannah]

What are you looking for?

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. And we're buying cars heavier right now than normal because of the tax money that just hit. So give me the vin.com. 3 grand and up is, is a like between 3 and 15 grand is the best marketplace right now.

[J.D. Turley]

Honey hole.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a honey hole. It's the sweet spot because of the tax money. And that's why we're changing our slogan in.

[J.D. Turley]

This is a great promotion, by the way.

[John Clay Wolf]

We offer if, if we don't beat your CarMax offer, we'll give you $100. That's been standing since we began forever, but now it is. If we don't beat your CarMax offer, then. Well, actually listen, listen to the new jingle that, that we had produced yesterday. Okay.

[Hannah]

Sell us your car. Give me the bin.com. we'll beat your CarMax offer or we'll kiss your ass.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll kiss it.

[J.D. Turley]

You actually will.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll kiss it. You can take a picture of it, put it all over the place. Basically, if I don't beat it. That's pretty strong.

[J.D. Turley]

Drop your drawers and we're gonna kiss it up.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll do it. And that shows the customer service we provide. Also. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Rush Limbaugh is going to be in the studio. We've just done top 10. That was a good top 10, Casey Case. And thanks for coming in.

[J.D. Turley]

He's a great guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tony Romo's dad, Randy the Chipmunk is still on deck. And we have to go to music Interlude starting right now. So hang tight, grab a beer, go take a leak, get your stuff organized, turn up the radio, listen some tunes, and we'll be back with you in about 10 minutes.

[Hannah]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the Wolf man on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know that only the good die. People have more money when tax checks hit. I can give more for your used car right now because my buyers have money. Givemetheven.com go there, enter your VIN number. I'll buy your car. I'll be at every everybody. It's the easiest thing you've ever seen. Look at our reviews online. My name is John Clay Wolf. I'm the best buyer in the whole region on used cars. 2 grand to 200 grand and everything in between. Givemetheven.com sell us your car.

[Hannah]

Sell us your car. Givemetheven.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call them toll free. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sing it, bombo. I'm bound. Keep on riding. Isn't your kind of song.

[Hannah]

I'd kind of rather listen to Willie do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Man, you're a great singer. What do you sing the best? Best.

[Hannah]

What do I sing the best?

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you hear? People get more most excited about when you're doing concerts.

[J.D. Turley]

Man.

[Hannah]

I'm very rarely do it anymore.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but you used to. Don't. Don't tease me.

[Hannah]

Old Eagle stuff. Anything Glenn Fry ever wrote.

[John Clay Wolf]

Anything Glenn Fry ever wrote. Dan, Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Hey, how you doing this morning?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. Where are you coming from?

[Caller]

Texas South Lake Cypress.

[John Clay Wolf]

Texas Cypress.

[Caller]

Drop no F bombs on you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, good. Thank you. Thank you. That's the third one this morning. I'm glad we spent the extra two grand on a new delay the other day. Set that in.

[J.D. Turley]

We've used it.

[Caller]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've been using it. So you have a 16 high country Chevy, four wheel drive, gas, leather nav roof. What color?

[Caller]

It's white for a white.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And how many miles?

[Hannah]

23,000.

[Caller]

23 is changed.

[John Clay Wolf]

You drive a lot. That's a lot in one year.

[Caller]

It's. I was in oil and gas industry and recently lost my job.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm sorry about that.

[Caller]

Obviously. That's okay. A little too much of a payment for my family right now. I got four kids. So just trying to. Trying to offload.

[John Clay Wolf]

It does white. It's. The miles are a little long.

[Caller]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want to say how much is your payoff? Are you buried in it?

[Caller]

Yeah. Oh yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Do you have the money to pay it off? The difference?

[Caller]

Not. Not cash available.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

The difference. Yes. Depending on how close I can get to the payoff. Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much is the payoff?

[Caller]

The payoff is right at 50.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, you're. You're hurt bad. Because it's a forty thousand dollar truck and that's the. That's the high side. So you're gonna have to scratch a ten thousand dollar check to get out of it or roll it into a. Do this. Go to givemetheven.com if you want to replace it with something we can. I've got friends that Dean Em leasing and they can roll you out of that into a lease and cover the negative equity. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio 08Z71HOE with a buck 04 on it. Cary, where you from?

[Caller]

Weatherford, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know where that is. Do you. Does it have a sunroof?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have factory navigation?

[Uncle Roy]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it two or four wheel drive?

[Caller]

Four wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Caller]

White.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna hit you hard. I'm gonna hit you once. I'm not gonna move an inch.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

14 grand.

[Caller]

14 grand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mm.

[Caller]

So.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, go to. Give me the vin.com. load it up. Let's look. It's gotta have a clean carfax.

[Caller]

I'll have to do it later this afternoon, but I'll do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, thanks.

[Bobbo]

You want some quick breaking news real quick?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

In the sports world.

[J.D. Turley]

Spotlight.

[Caller]

Spotlight.

[Bobbo]

This will affect the folks in Oklahoma. QB Baker Mayfield was arrested in Arkansas. Yes. Public intoxication, disorderly conduct and a resisting arrest.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, and fleeing too. It sounded like he was hanging out with Tony Romo and his dad.

[Caller]

Yes.

[Hannah]

Or dad.

[Bobbo]

He was booked at 9:21 this morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that's late.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So this is. Was he with Hannah?

[Bobbo]

I don't know who he was with. Doesn't say. But he was of course, a Heisman finalist.

[John Clay Wolf]

Remember? Yes.

[Hannah]

So not anymore.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now put him on hold. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[Caller]

David, good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're on the air.

[Caller]

Hey, good morning, sir. Over the week, guys bought my Expedition 08 expedition. And I just wanted to congratulate. I want an outstanding artist organization have. I mean, everybody's so professional, real organized and in a couple exchanges and you know, I didn't get exactly what I want but I've got a fair price where I come out. Okay. Felt like the guys can make some money and that's all I have.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where do you live?

[Caller]

In Baton Rouge.

[John Clay Wolf]

So that I'm so glad that you live down there. So the Louisiana folks can hear that we. We're real. Because I mean, I'm sure when you first heard us you're like, yeah, right. Whatever.

[Caller]

Exactly. That's exactly what I felt. The more, you know, communicated with you guys, man. These guys are really.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, we've been, you know, this, this company is. I've been doing this for 20 years and I've had this on my mind for 15 of those 20 years. I was like, what if we could do this? Because there's always that, hey, I know a guy and hey, I've got a friend and hey, my neighbor. And you're in the business, John. I'm like, how do I gather all that together? And that's what this is. And it's working wonderfully. And be fast and be pick up and, you know, don't make them come to you. And anyway, thank you for calling in. Thanks for letting everybody know. That's awesome. What did we buy from you? Dave, are you still there?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[J.D. Turley]

What.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did we buy from you?

[Caller]

08 expedition. I got a couple. Just had too many dipples in the driveway. So.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cool.

[Caller]

You know, I was gonna put it on craigslist, but I hate to get hassled with those calls and all the people trying to rip you off. So let me give. Give these guys a chance. I did a little research online, saw y' all were legit. Man, I'm so thankful I do. I'll definitely see y' all again.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tell your friends. That's what I need. I need people down there. I need to tell your friends. Because what we're noticing is the word of mouth's getting out, and that's what it takes for this thing to work. Exactly.

[Caller]

I've already told a couple people about it. I'll start.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, man. 800-800-72-3,4. I'm out of time. 800-800-radio and calling her just go to. Give me the VIN. VIN.com.

[Hannah]

You know, it just ain't Saturday with without the wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Doctor, doctor, give me the news. I got a bad case of. I can pay more for your car when tax checks come out because the people that buy used cars have money now. That's happening right now. Give me the Vintage is where you go to sell us your car. We pay all the money. And right here in tax season, we can give extra money. 2000 to 200 grand. I buy it as high as anyone else. Givemethe vin.com. sell us your car.

[Hannah]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com. so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's bouncy techno hour. Bobbo, did you do your ecstasy? You got your glow sticks ready? Welcome to the star club.

[J.D. Turley]

Have you ever been to a techno club?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[J.D. Turley]

I have. I was dating a younger chick and she talked me into it. I was standing in the middle of the. This pup going, what the hell?

[John Clay Wolf]

28, 26 in Deep Ellum, actually. Yeah. We used to go there in college and it was techno Thursday.

[J.D. Turley]

People have glow sticks in her Mouth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I just never. 2000.

[Bobbo]

You ever been there?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah. That was one that was back in my day.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've never done X so. And everybody was doing X so I didn't get it. It wasn't. I was on a different platform than they.

[J.D. Turley]

What platform were you on?

[John Clay Wolf]

Just normal Bud light, yellow light.

[J.D. Turley]

Give me a.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me a natty light. Speaking of natty lights, do you have any commercials for us? I. I just could hear those all day. Just hit me with one.

[Hannah]

He spends every weekend in the great outdoors. Hunting and fishing. The kids get to stay with mom. He's up to a 42 inch waist, but expects his wife to fit into those hot outfits from her days in college. When it's time to make funeral, Funeral arrangements for the mother in law he considers ideal for a trip to the nudie bar. Because boobies heal. He is the world's biggest son of a bitch. Hey, man. I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a natty light. Tall boy. Yeah, buddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Richard. Good morning. Where you from?

[Caller]

Hitchcock, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where is that?

[Caller]

It's north of Galveston.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Does this truck have rust?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I've had to. When we look at pictures on cars and when they're down there, we ask them for undercarriage pictures. And there's a lot of rust on this. More than you would think. Really? Yeah. And Richard, if you're down there, you know what I'm talking about. They pick up. I mean, duh, it's the Texas coast. It's salt water, but it's more so than you would think. You've got an 8 inch lift with 35 inch tires. How many miles are on the tires?

[Caller]

Probably about 20,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it needs tires.

[Caller]

No, these are 60,000 mile Mickey Thompson MCZs.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Because normally big aggressive tires that large that have 20 on them, they burn off quicker. You know, the lugs burn down quicker. So are the tires 50% still?

[Caller]

That's probably 50%.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. 90,000 miles. Does 20 grand buy it?

[Caller]

20 grand's pretty close. I have to see what my payoff is. I don't have to know right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I'm winging it because I'm not looking at it. So that's a lot of money for a hundred thousand mile truck. I mean, it's not quite a hundred, but you know what I'm saying. You got a 12 lifted Z71 with all the gear and an 8 inch lift, 35 inch tires. If it looks as much pretty as I have in my mind, I'll Give that. I may give a touch more. So just go take some pictures. Go to givemetheven.com load it up and we'll try to get it bought.

[Caller]

Sounds Good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. I'm going to grab another one real quick.

[Caller]

Keith.

[John Clay Wolf]

15 Sierra Denali. I'm trying to think so that that's the new body style with 100,000 miles. Leather roof, nav. Two wheel drive or four? Four four wheel drive. GMC Sierra Denali new body, mid-20s. Does that sound right?

[Caller]

28.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let me look. I'm gonna look it up. I have not bought one with this high miles yet. I bought several of these body styles in the Denali truck. It's a half ton all wheel drive and it's a Denali. It's got the 6:2 in it?

[Caller]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. Now we're getting closer. Leather roof nav. What color is it?

[Caller]

Black.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where you be staying? Where you be staying?

[Caller]

For work.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. You're not far from us. Yeah, the highest one sold on the charts is with 35,000 miles. So this is a little bit tricky because of the miles. I'm going to look at something else real quick. 28. Yeah. I'm not to going committing but I'm damn close. So go to. I'm at 25 on the air. You're at 28. Go to givemetheven.com take the pictures, load it in. Say I'll take 28,000 for it and ask John on. On the info box. Put ask John.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And. And then they'll bring it to me and I'll look it over and I'll try to buy it for 28 grand. Okay, thanks, man. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Randy the chipmunk. Oh yeah, he's around, has stories. He's in the studio this morning and I don't know what he's up to.

[Bobbo]

He just hangs around here.

[Caller]

John.

[John Clay Wolf]

All week long. Trials and tribulations of Randy the Chipmunk. Good morning, Randy. Hey, guys. What's going on?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I don't hang around just cause it's fun to hang around.

[J.D. Turley]

Yeah, I'm a hustler.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Next time you better ask somebody.

[Uncle Roy]

I got you.

[Caller]

You.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Hey, I've been laying low this week kind of a little bit. Y' all didn't hear about the regular?

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Y' all know Kimbo? Kimbo Raymore?

[John Clay Wolf]

No. No.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

This right over here on the corner.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Well, Kimbo's got a dog, Sammy.

[J.D. Turley]

Sammy the Dog right across the street from our studio.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

But you know, a dog can be a chipmunk's best friend. I'm not scared of all dogs.

[J.D. Turley]

Really?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Cause chipmunks can't stop a bus or make friends with mean old rich ladies or drive a car. Okay, but dogs can do that stuff.

[J.D. Turley]

Oh, that's true.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

They can be pretty helpful.

[J.D. Turley]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Now there's good dogs and bad dogs. Kind of like cops. Yeah.

[J.D. Turley]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Well, Sammy's a good dog, but she is a slut. She's been having two litters a year for like seven years.

[J.D. Turley]

Wow. That's a lot of puppies.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

So she's laid up back there in the back of Kimbo's house.

[John Clay Wolf]

Same daddy or different. Different daddies.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I don't think she knows either. Yeah, that's the problem, if you get my meaning.

[J.D. Turley]

We get it. We get it.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

So she's laid up in the back of Kimbo's house in the yard with seven darling little puppies. Right?

[J.D. Turley]

Right.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Middle of a cold spell.

[J.D. Turley]

Right?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

It's a hell of a time to drop a bunch of puppies. Well. Well, Kimbo's got this little daughter, Taylor Raidmore.

[Uncle Roy]

Okay.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And she's just a kind of a little know it all hussy.

[J.D. Turley]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And she's all left wing, righteous about everything. So she showed up on Friday with the aspica.

[J.D. Turley]

With the what?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

The. The aspic of the aspc.

[J.D. Turley]

A hole. I got you.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And just throwing a fit about how Kimbo's an idiot for not spaying his dog and making her live outside all the time. Talk about how they're going to take Sammy and all of them puppies away.

[J.D. Turley]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

It just boggles. I mean, who don't like puppies?

[J.D. Turley]

He doesn't.

[Caller]

Well.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Right.

[J.D. Turley]

Sometimes you have too many.

[Caller]

Well.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And saying it's inhumane for that dog to be living outside with a bunch of puppies. And they're gonna get Kimbo on a charge of cruelty to puppies. And Sammy was very humiliated and upset. And I think that's kind of cruel. So while Kimbo's wife Jamaica took little snitch ass Taylor and her aspect of friends inside to talk about it, me and my cousins Rusty and Ricky started moving those puppies out.

[J.D. Turley]

You guys did?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

We've got to relocate Sammy over to the dumpster behind the Taco Bell.

[Uncle Roy]

No.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

It's one of our best safe house locations because at least it's out of traffic. And who don't like Taco Bell, you know?

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, Just as soon as we.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Got the last of the dogs over there, right? No sooner did we get back to the house, here comes the snitch ass and her aspect a friend. And they loaded up and drove away.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And Kimbo's sitting on the porch smoking a blunt and just laughing his ass off. So, long story short, I guess the living conditions are better out in Kimbo's yard than inside Kimbo's house. Yeah, so we had to move all the puppies back.

[J.D. Turley]

Okay, Sammy got to try a new.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Doritos Locos Tacos Supreme.

[J.D. Turley]

Those are good.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

But just in case y' all didn't know, the Aspica is rare.

[J.D. Turley]

Aspca.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

The ASPCA holes.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[J.D. Turley]

Okay, so watch it.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Watch it, because the ASPCA will eat your ass.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Randy, for the info. And you're always a nugget of information.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Keep it on low down, yo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Radical 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Just go to givemethevim. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. Remind me, Turley, we've got to record our new commercials for. For the. All the radio stations.

[Bobbo]

You want to tell everybody before we leave some of these stations what you're doing again?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, we're gonna run a special in March. We. We always do. If we don't beat your car match offer, and guys that are in smaller towns that don't know what that is, just disregard it. This is mainly for bigger markets, that we have a competitor named CarMax. And. And if we don't beat your written CarMax offer. Valid written CarMax offer. I say that because if you give me a fake one, we can sniff it out. A valid written CarMax offer. Then we pay you a hundred dollars. If we can't beat it and we.

[Hannah]

Sell us your car, we'll beat your CarMax offer or we'll kiss your ass.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what I'm gonna do in March is I'll kiss it if I didn't beat it. If that's what you want, you have the option to get the hundred or a picture of me doing that. You're gonna have to come to me. I'm not coming to you. Why?

[Hannah]

Either or. Why don't you do both?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no.

[J.D. Turley]

I can tell you why you don't do both. Yeah, Nobody's gonna take 100 bucks to kiss his butt.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, unless they're a hard head, it's funny. And they want to get a picture of me doing that and post it on all their social media. I mean, probably the CarMax people will do it.

[J.D. Turley]

What if you Get a big old sweaty nasty. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, man, one thing I do is I typically, I'm known for doing what I say.

[Caller]

I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just hope I don't have to do that. So that tells you that I'm probably not gonna let you beat. I'm not gonna let them beat me. That's how I can control it.

[Hannah]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's not. It's last look. We want last look. We want the last opportunity to beat anybody. But we guarantee we'll beat Carmax or we'll pay $100 or we'll kiss. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Randy Hannah, elderly man. We haven't talked to Rush Limbaugh this morning. We'll get into him in a little bit.

[J.D. Turley]

Rush, we have David Cassidy news. We have one of the players from the Falcons actually blamed something unusual for their loss, something really different. He said, this is kind of part of the reason we lost. And you won't believe what he said.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is David Cassidy news?

[J.D. Turley]

David Cassidy, did you remember David Cassidy?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Partridge Family.

[J.D. Turley]

Well, he doesn't remember David Cassidy. He announced this week he has, he's 66 year old. He has dementia. He said it actually runs in his family. He said I was in denial for a while, but part of me knew this was coming all along. Basically, he's saying he's retiring now to take care of his, his health. It's just weird to me. I still see him as that 17, 18 year old kid that was hanging out with Susan Day.

[Hannah]

Oh, he was iconic in the day, but you know, his dad, his dad had some mental health issues.

[J.D. Turley]

Jack Cassidy, I forgot about that. That was his dad. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

The singer.

[Hannah]

Jack Cassidy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, you want to hear something funny real quick?

[Uncle Roy]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

We hired two full time developers to help us with more tech websites on the. Give me the. Vince, they're full time and we were talking about developer humor. These guys are not normal geeks. Yeah, whatever. But they know a guy that was a developer for car dealers, okay? And one of them, he quit his job, okay? And there was a car dealer that made him mad. And he put donkey porn on his website on his way out.

[J.D. Turley]

You don't want to hack off somebody who knows how to get in the computer.

[John Clay Wolf]

They'll get you.

[J.D. Turley]

They will.

[John Clay Wolf]

They'll get you. 800-800-7234. Give me the vin.com is the website. We're going into hour number four, but we're losing buzz. We're losing 92.5 and we're losing the brew in Oklahoma City in Allentown, Pennsylvania. Everyone else is staying hooked for the next hour. If you'd like to stream us, go to the give me the vin site. You'll see all the stations. You can stream us off iheartradio off your phone or we put out a podcast at 2 o' clock on itunes. See you next week. And we'll be back for hour four. Drink whiskey. You might even shoot yourself.

[Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up now. 800-800-Rode. Or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's time for Hank to make some new music. He's too good. I miss him. I've never seen him live with you.

[J.D. Turley]

I have not either.

[John Clay Wolf]

I need to go.

[J.D. Turley]

It's a hell of a show.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 raise a calling number. Matthew, Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Good morning, sir. I just had a couple questions about my subaru outback in 2007.

[John Clay Wolf]

I need to ask you. I need to ask you some questions first if that's okay. Okay. Do you, do you listen to the Grateful Dead?

[Caller]

They're pretty good band.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you, have you smoked marijuana more than 20 times?

[Caller]

Absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so you are a Subaru customer. I just wanted to make sure that. I mean, have you owned a pair of Birkenstocks?

[Uncle Roy]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Oh, okay. So he's not full blown Subaru do. Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

North Richland Hill.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever summered in Colorado?

[Caller]

We did do a vacation there with the wife and kids.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you stay in a hotel or did y' all go ahead and camp out?

[Caller]

We stayed at the Omni.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah, fancy Subaru guy. It's an Outback. Now I get confused. Is that an Impreza? No, it's Outback. It's. That's the brand. That's the model. Now is it an L.L. bean or limited or what?

[Caller]

It's just the base model, the 2.5 four cylinder engine. And I bought it for my mom. I used to never even think twice about Subaru. I was a Honda Toyota guy. But I mean I started looking into it. Subarus look like good cars. And. And I've changed all the fluids. It's got brand new tires. I changed almost every bushing you can change in the suspension. My mom was a little rough driver and we were getting some squeaks. But now it's quiet as can be. It's a good car. It's just I'm driving pretty far to go to work, so I was wanting something a little better on gas. It's getting about 26 right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds like a five grander to me.

[Caller]

Five grand? Oh, well, that was what I was going to ask you too, though, is it is a salvage title. It had a small collision in the rear.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got to cut it. You got to cut it in half. Take the money. Just. Just take whatever a car's worth and if it's got a recon title, cut it in half.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

That.

[Caller]

That's how my mom got a really bad deal because she bought it for nine grand when it had 50, 000 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. In my world, it's a 2500 car with a. With a salvage title, so it might be better just to hang on to it. Yep.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, man. Danny.

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

I'm a truck driver, brother. So right now I'm hauling up 35 going north.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. You have a song request.

[Caller]

Yeah, man, I know. I was listening to your commercial and I was, you know, you guys did the natural ice thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller]

And I was saying. I was asked to the other dude, I said, dude, have you ever heard of Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I'm not.

[Caller]

Yeah. Oh, bro, I'll tell you what. You want to talk about some good beer? It's 8.5. Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you think we should. We should change the lyrics to that song to Natty Daddy?

[Caller]

No, but you can get daddy Daddy in the stores. There's certain places that you can get it. And I'll tell you what, it's good beer.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Daddy daddy.

[Uncle Roy]

8 point.

[John Clay Wolf]

8.5. That sounds like it could get a brother set back a little quick.

[Caller]

Yeah. I mean, you don't take much to get a buzz. I drink beer every damn day. I'm a truck driver, so I, you know, I drink beer every day.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, that's what I do before I get behind the wheel of £80,000, slam for 8.0 beers. Just slam them. Just funnel them.

[Hannah]

You can take your coors light and just throw it out the window, man. Because if I don't get eight points.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

It's called a Natty Daddy.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And. And when you. When you, you know, check the oil in your truck, if you're a real truck driver, you know, put a couple more quarts in it if it needs it in that big, you know, 450 horse diesel.

[J.D. Turley]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then you can funnel you a few Natty daddies real quick.

[J.D. Turley]

You're good to Go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good to go.

[J.D. Turley]

Why do you think the ham truck stops?

[John Clay Wolf]

Vincent, Good morning. Where are you calling from? Vincent, you're on the air. 07 Sierra, 112,000 miles. Vince, I'm sorry. It's okay. Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Humble, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

An 07C or SLE with a buck 12 on it, cloth. Depending on the way it looks. It's right around 10,000. Maybe 11 if it's a crew cab.

[Caller]

And then I have a 2000. I have a 2009, same model, same make.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about the miles?

[Caller]

Same miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's the same. They're all. You're kind of buying a body style that point. So I would give you 10, 20, 22, 23 for the pair. Got it. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up and we'll verify all that. Remember, if. When we pull the Carfax and the auto check history off your rig, if it's been wrecked bad or something's, you know, it was burned, oops, then we gotta adjust it. I'm just bidding them like they all have clean carfaxes, which many of them do.

[J.D. Turley]

Most do.

[John Clay Wolf]

So many do.

[J.D. Turley]

And most people are honest with you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here's a. Here's a hard one to hit, Turley. A 2010 F150 with 160. And it's cloth. Is a cloth. Yeah. Two wheel drive, crew cab. Joey, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Hey, how you doing, Tom?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. So when the miles get big like this, it really helps when they have leather roof, nav all the goodies because you can get somebody to buy them when the. But. But when they're cloth and two wheel drive, it's like, hm. I'm thinking 7,000, maybe 6. 6,500 to 7,000.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

With 160 on it. If that work.

[Caller]

I'll load it up.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, man. Thank you. Go to givemetheven.com JD you look like you're. You're dying to say something.

[J.D. Turley]

No, there's tons of things to talk about. Why did the Falcons lose the Super Super Bowl? Well, according to one of their wide receivers, Mohammed Sanu. All right. He said the reason they won, they lost the largest lead in super bowl history was the Lady Gaga halftime show. He said usually halftimes only take 15 minutes. This one took 30 minutes. Lady Gaga was distracting. That is exactly why they lost the game. And of course, he said all he went on, you know, the Patriots. Of course we're ready for it because, oh, I don't know, they've been to the super bowl before anyway, so that's. Yeah, that's.

[John Clay Wolf]

But they were in the. In. In the. They were in the locker room not listening to this.

[J.D. Turley]

Just telling you what he said on Good Morning Football on Friday on the NFL Network. He said that's a big part of the reason they lost the game is Lady Gaga took too long. It was very distracting.

[Bobbo]

That's an excuse. You think they choked?

[J.D. Turley]

You think so?

[Hannah]

Well, he's probably very, very sensible, though. You know, he's a Presbyterian.

[J.D. Turley]

Well, is he really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Hannah]

Muhammad S. I didn't know that. Obviously.

[J.D. Turley]

Totally makes sense.

[John Clay Wolf]

It almost sounds like we should play our game white, black, Latino or other. What, you think he was Lutheran?

[Hannah]

Yeah, I thought he was Presbyterian.

[J.D. Turley]

I did not know medicine made from cannabis could soon be within reach in North Texas. The Texas Department of Public Safety will begin accepting applications this coming Thursday for companies that want to produce cannabis oil. The Compassionate Care act that is now basically going through Greg Abbott's thumbs up. The bill requires the DPS to basically accept applications for people to sell the oil.

[Bobbo]

Man, that oil.

[J.D. Turley]

I don't know. I was gonna say, I don't know anything about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want to grab this one real quick because I'm looking at pictures of his car while y' all are talking. Hey, Bill, are you there?

[Caller]

Yes, sir. Hey, John, how's it going, man?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good, good. Is this the black Z71 wheel Rhino Liner, 40,000 mile. Okay. Yeah. On the board it said you submitted to give me the VIN so I can see pictures, which helps a lot. So it has a leveling kit on it, Is that right?

[Caller]

Yes, sir. It's got a 2 inch leveling kit in the front.

[John Clay Wolf]

But looking at the. I'm not beating on the truck. I'm trying to figure out what it is. So when I look at the door handles and I look at the. The cheaper 4x4 sticker on the back and the billet grille that was. Was inserted, that means it's an LS that's been dressed up. Is that right?

[Caller]

I didn't do the grill, but yeah, it is LS. It's just LS. And I'll put the D71 wheels, the leveling kit, and a couple other little accessories on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's a bit. It's a bench, front seat. Is that with the flip down?

[Uncle Roy]

Yeah.

[Caller]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. But it looks good. I'm not knocking it. Like I said, I'm just trying to figure out what we've got here.

[Caller]

Yeah, no, it's clean. One owner. I've had it since it Was new. Got a couple things on it. Maybe one scratch and tailgate, but it's about an 8 out of 10.

[John Clay Wolf]

But it's a 4.8, right? Not a 5.3.

[Caller]

Yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's got a clean Carfax. And that's what's nice about having the VIN number and the pictures. I mean, I. I can. I can talk turkey all the way to the. You know, we can make a deal right now without question, because I've got all the information. All right. Does. Does $20,000 buy the truck?

[Caller]

20? That. That's not bad.

[J.D. Turley]

You know.

[John Clay Wolf]

If I did 21, do I own it?

[Caller]

Yeah. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Do you? And what's your payout?

[Caller]

I still. I don't know how that goes as far as I still owe 12 on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's no big deal. It's got 50 on it. Oh, you're pushing me. I'm looking at a market report now because 20 is about all of it. It. Can we split the difference and do 20 and a nickel?

[Caller]

Yeah, we can do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, well, let's. I'm gonna. I'm gonna update your file in here and say sold. I'm gonna email you a. I'm gonna email you an offer letter that says 20,500. You write back, accept, and then the system is going to fire a checklist of what we need, and you take some pictures and get your payoff information, and we'll get it picked up on Tuesday. Where do you live?

[Caller]

I live in Katy, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Katy? Yeah. We have an office down there. We have drivers on the ground. They'll show up over there to pick up your truck and give you half your equity up front. And the reason we do half is because we need to keep you glued to this deal until we get a title to it. And as long as we owe you some money, then you'll be bugging your lender, you'll be bugging your bank to get us our title, because I can't do anything with the truck. And so I send your bank to pay off, Right?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I've sent you half your equity. And in this case, it's a lot of money. And then you're like, hey, you want the. What's half the equity? Like four grand or five grand or something, based off what I was looking at. So say it's four grand. And then you're like, where's the other half? I'm like, get it. Get me my title, because I already sent them the money. You call the banker, like, get him his title. And, and they said, well, we just sent it yesterday. And then you call us, we're like, we got it. We overnight you the other half.

[Caller]

That sounds like a good deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, the reason we do that is just because these damn banks, man, we send them the money and they don't give us a title unless somebody bugs them. And when we call them, they're like, well, you're not our customer. You know what I mean? They're like, well, have Mr. Preston call. So we're good. I'm going to send you the. I'm going to send you the offer letter right now. Right back. Accept, and we'll get you picked up Monday or Tuesday. So as you're ready, we've got drivers in, in Houston. They'll beat your doorstep with a check.

[Caller]

Don, Appreciate it, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, sir. 800-800-723-4-8800, 800 radio.

[J.D. Turley]

Do you. Do you really care? I'm going. I'm bringing this up briefly like a headline. Do you care that CNN got blocked from the White House press conference this week?

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, I. It doesn't surprise me.

[J.D. Turley]

No surprise me at all. First, people are going, whoa, freedom of the press. It's. Well, it's actually freedom of the press to write anything. You're going into the White House press things is a right, is a privilege, not a right. Like, if I applied, I worked for CBS News. If I applied for. To go in there, they'd say no.

[Hannah]

Well, they weren't the only ones that weren't allowed.

[J.D. Turley]

No. It was also the New York Times and the LA Times and some other politico.

[Hannah]

Politico who was allowed in.

[J.D. Turley]

Everybody else.

[Bobbo]

Breitbart, what do you really accomplish out of that meeting anyway?

[J.D. Turley]

Nothing.

[Bobbo]

It's a dog and pony show.

[J.D. Turley]

It absolutely is. They've hurt their feelings. Feelings is what happens.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, here's a cool car. I hate to jump on you, but this is. I like this car. Wait, what body style is it? David, are you there?

[Caller]

Yeah, I'm here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Your car has 8,000 miles on it?

[Caller]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color is it? Okay, it's red car. It's a what. What city? It's a Corvette, by the way, in.

[Caller]

Denham Springs, kind of. Right.

[Uncle Roy]

Right outside.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're cutting up right outside of what?

[Caller]

That route?

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, sure. Is there anything wrong with it?

[Caller]

No, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. It's just nice as she could be. All right, we got a 08 Corvette. Is it a convertible or hard top? 07 convertible or convertible or hard top. Automatic or stick?

[Caller]

Automatic.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color is the interior?

[Caller]

Tan.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tan, Red. Tan. So is it maroon, red or bright? Fire engine in red?

[Caller]

No, it's kind of a red.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Does it have the chrome wheels or just the alloys? Are they chromed alloys? Yeah, they.

[Caller]

Chrome alloy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Does it have factory navigation? Yes. What color is the top? Is it tan or black?

[Caller]

And good.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we got a maroon car with a tan top and tan guts automatic. Did you said yes on the navigation? Yeah, just 25 grand. Buy it. It should. Yeah, it should. I mean, I'm trying like hell. It's 07.

[Caller]

Yeah. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that's not even giving you the Louisiana discount. What buys it do what? What buys it. What's it take to buy it?

[Caller]

32.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nah. Yeah, you can get the new new body style for 40 now. It's. It's pretty. It's got great miles, but I think you're off the money. 800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio.

[J.D. Turley]

Let's see. Which way do you want to go with this thing we have? Well, this is my favorite karma story of the week. I'll tell you this. This is actually tweeted by a comedian. His name is Steve Hostetter. He was on his way from Los Angeles to Tokyo. He goes to the waiting area. There's a lady there loudly talking to her friend on FaceTime. Her dog is barking at everybody. The dog turns around, takes a poop on the floor. Somebody says to the lady, hey, are you gonna clean that up? She rolls her eyes and said something. People are so rude. They got people for that. She goes back to her conversation. Wow, very rude.

[Caller]

Very.

[J.D. Turley]

And she's also, by the way, playing her music loud with no headphones. So Steve walks up to her and he just sits down beside her and he says, so, so you're going to London today? She goes, no, I've gone to Tokyo. He says, well, they moved that plane. Actually, the Tokyo flight's going out of 53A. They're at 27B right now. So she doesn't even look at the. Doesn't look at the board, doesn't look nothing. Just picks her stuff up and leaves. Never made the flight because he just randomly. He just said, you know that flight, they moved the gate, man. I'm sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

So she left the dog poop.

[J.D. Turley]

Left. Left the dog poop behind. There are people to clean that up. So anyway, that's my. That's my flight. No, I just want to hack her off. Yeah, because you got a dog that's going to bark the whole flight. She doesn't care. And Poop on the floor. She doesn't care.

[Bobbo]

Well, and people with the phones now where they just sound like an old man, too. People with their phones now and they just have their music on loud.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everybody else can hear what they're.

[Bobbo]

That's what earphones are for.

[J.D. Turley]

Right? Don't.

[Bobbo]

I don't want to hear your crap anyway.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you want to hear?

[J.D. Turley]

Another dog. Another dog that is in trouble. This one. This. We could do this. Actually, we could do this. Black, white, Latino or other, if you'd like to. It is from Florida. Man claims his pooch accidentally shot his sleeping girlfriend in the leg Tuesday. Brian Murphy is his name. 25, told the cops that Diesel, his dog, woke him up in the middle of the night to go outside. Well, they went out and they came back in. Of course the room is dark. It's, you know, she's still sleeping. The girlfriend, by the way's name is Summer Miracle.

[Caller]

Okay.

[J.D. Turley]

When they walked into the pitch black bedroom, Diesel jumped up on the nightstand where the gun was sitting. The gun went off and shot the.

[Hannah]

Girlfriend in the leg.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, Diesel. Is he Rottweiler?

[J.D. Turley]

He was. It doesn't say what. What kind of dog. Obviously big enough to get up on the.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna stretch out here and say black. And his name is white. And the stripper is white.

[J.D. Turley]

Summer Miracle.

[John Clay Wolf]

But the. The stripper, maybe. Yeah, I think he's. I think he's black, and I'm sure I'm wrong, but I'm just trying to shake it up.

[Bobbo]

I'm gonna go other on this one.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, Other. What's his name again?

[J.D. Turley]

His name is Brian Murphy.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's about as crackers it gets.

[Hannah]

He is a Summer Miracle, a Episcopalian.

[John Clay Wolf]

You Baba is correct. He's Episcopalian.

[J.D. Turley]

White Episcopalian. I don't know which church he goes to, but she's white.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, white has been the answer on all these. Are you a racist?

[J.D. Turley]

Black people aren't doing anything stupid this week, Mike.

[John Clay Wolf]

A 97 vet with 100 on it's worth about six grand. Say again, 97 vet with 100 on it's Worth about six grand. Maybe seven.

[Caller]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, 800. 800-7234. Go to givemetheven.com. be right back with more of the show.

[Hannah]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up. Powered by GiveMeTheVin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I quit those days and my redneck wa. I can pay more for your car when tax Checks come out because the people that buy used cars have money. Now, that's happening right now. GiveMeTheEven.com is where you go to sell us your car. We pay all the money, and right here in tax season, we can give extra money. 2000 to 200 grand. I buy it as high as anyone else. Givemethevin.com sell us your car.

[Hannah]

Sell us your car. So easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Call him toll free. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Turley, it's okay. You can't have too much Willy. You just can't have too much Willy.

[Hannah]

Take it from me, boy. You can't have too much Willie.

[John Clay Wolf]

Especially here in the penitentiary.

[J.D. Turley]

Enjoy him while we have him.

[Hannah]

Let go of that soap, boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever been in the. You've been in. You've been in jail, right?

[Hannah]

Mom, I've been in a lockup or two.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. You've never been to the pin pen, though?

[Hannah]

No, I've never.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the longest you've ever sat in. In Mayberry County Jail?

[Hannah]

You know, I was in for four days one time.

[John Clay Wolf]

What was the charge?

[Hannah]

I had an old. An old, old situation that I owed one more payment to a probation officer for. And I. I lived kind of 30 miles out of town and I didn't get it to him. He was going on vacation and there was a little small town policeman who decided he didn't like me in my bunch.

[John Clay Wolf]

Barney 5 came picked you up?

[Hannah]

Yeah, came, picked me up, put me in county, wait for the other county to come get me. They no bonded me, really. And. Yeah. And I sat in the Wichita County Annex for three, four days.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tales from prison.

[Hannah]

Made a lot of friends. Made a lot of friends.

[J.D. Turley]

John, you ever been behind bars even for an hour?

[John Clay Wolf]

I got picked up once in Crowley, Texas, for a. When I was about 18. For a ticket that was unpaid.

[J.D. Turley]

Really?

[Hannah]

That's all?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And it was. I was. I was in there for about an hour. I called my girlfriend at the time, and I happened to. It was back when we owned the bars.

[J.D. Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I had the till back at my house.

[Caller]

Oh.

[J.D. Turley]

So the cash.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I said, go to the house, give 400, bring it to me. And I got out quick. But that was it. Thank goodness. Tracy can. Morning. You're on the air. Tracy, hi. Sorry about the wait. Where are you calling from? Paralyn. Okay. You have a 16 Dodge, half ton, four wheel drive, correct?

[Caller]

Correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

Diesel or gas?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. It's got a six inch lift. Is it. Which is it a Laramie or a Lone Star or SLT or a Rebel or a Sport or a what?

[Caller]

But you know, I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it cloth or leather? That'll help me.

[Caller]

It's leather.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Is the shifter between the seats or is it up on the steering column?

[Caller]

It's one of those knobs that's right underneath the radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're thinking about the four wheel drive shifter. I mean the, the gear selector, the forward. The drive in reverse.

[Caller]

That's what I'm saying. It has a knob. It's one of the knob ones that is right below the AC and the radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Oh, in 2016, this may be. Does it say loan? Does it say Longhorn on it anywhere?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it two tone paint? What color is it?

[Caller]

It's like a metallic black.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have like tan on the bottom or is it all black?

[Caller]

It's all black. Black with chrome.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna bid it as a Laramie and we'll just, you know, when you get me the VIN number and the pictures, if I'm wrong, then we'll redo it. Does it have factory sunroof?

[Caller]

No, that's the only thing I don't have.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does have factory navigation. Okay. I'm gay. Yep. And it's in a six inch lift, 5,000 miles. Okay. I'm thinking low 30s. Low 30s, like mid to low 30s. What's your payoff?

[Caller]

47, I believe. They put everything in it. We bought it with everything. This, the lift kit.

[John Clay Wolf]

When you do that, the dealer marks that stuff up. So stupid. And they gig you. That's a high payoff. Now this is a gas truck, not diesel, right?

[Caller]

No, not a diesel.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's, I mean, the highest one ever sold on God's green earth in the past 90 days. And this, what you're saying is 37 grand on a 16 Ram Laramie half ton, four wheel drive, the highest one ever sold is 37 grand. So, you know, I may give 37 grand after I see pictures, but if you, if your payoff's 10,000 more, that means you'd have to write a check for $10,000 to get out of the loan. Yeah. 800. 800. 7, 2 3, 412 Sahara Wrangler with 42. Rodney. Is it a four door with a, with a hard top?

[Caller]

Yes, it's a four door Sahara.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a hard top?

[Caller]

Hard top, cloth.

[John Clay Wolf]

72,000 miles. Is it 10? Is it $20,000?

[Caller]

No, I paid. I. I just recently bought, I bought a 27 5.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. What would you take for it?

[Caller]

Oh, I'll just try and see if I get a goodbye.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, you got smoke? 800-807.

[Uncle Roy]

Damn high.

[John Clay Wolf]

800 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. You didn't get smoked but you got, you got smoke steamed. Wilbur Harris.

[Caller]

Wilbur. Yes sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wilbur, where do you, where do you hail from?

[Caller]

Houston, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wilbur Harris hails from Houston, Texas. Wilbur's pimping an O2 Hyundai Sonata with only 202,000 miles on the odometer. Wilbur, on a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being brand new, what is it? 1 to 10?

[Caller]

The body in the cloth is good, all that type of stuff. Nice paint on it. It's in good shape. Interior and Exterior is good shape.

[John Clay Wolf]

02 Sonata with. I'm gonna let Johnny Cash bid this one. Hang on Johnny, what will you get for this one? It ain't me you're looking for, babe. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Junk is junk and we don't really buy junk. 500, I mean 200,000 mile sonatas, the NAFTA, the free trade Agreement and has really slowed down the junk.

[J.D. Turley]

Yeah, cuz they used to go to Mexico.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, they used to go to Mexico. Good morning, you're on the air. What have you got?

[Caller]

I got a 2013 Chevy Silverado LT 5.3 load and toad package hold 9 yards. I got the VIN if you want it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do this, go to the website, giveme the vin.com and load it up and send me some pictures so I can bid it right. Okay, thanks. It's just these trucks man. I gotta ask so many questions. You saw how long it took to get to a number with that lady. It's just forever.

[Hannah]

Well, that was a blue one there.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was a blue one. Hey, a patriot Latitude with 50 on it. A 13 mark. That's probably an eight grand ring. Yeah, bye. 800 800. 7234.

[J.D. Turley]

That's quick.

[John Clay Wolf]

800800 radio and an 11,200,000 mile leather navigation, diesel, four wheel drive. Billy, is it a long bed or short?

[Caller]

Long bed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where, where in Oklahoma you from?

[Caller]

Duncan.

[John Clay Wolf]

I knew it.

[J.D. Turley]

I was just kidding.

[John Clay Wolf]

I knew it, I knew it, I knew it. How long have you had it?

[Caller]

Six miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. You're going to hate me on this one, man. The when, when the miles get this high, I get squirrely. Where did you buy it?

[Caller]

I bought it. It's a, it's a work truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I mean it's probably, it's probably 8 to 10,000.

[Caller]

Got an 8 foot flatbed on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com. let's look at it. I don't want to bid this one. There's too, too weird for me. Let me do one more. Oh, four Ram with a buck and a half. Robert, where are you from? Iowa. Park, Texas. Does it have the big 20 inch wheels or the small 18s or 17s?

[Caller]

Hold on. It's Robert.

[J.D. Turley]

Hang on.

[Caller]

He's coming, he's coming.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, is it a, is it a hem, Is it a Robert? Does it have shish? Robert, is it a 20 inch wheel truck with a Hemi or is it the small wheel with a small eight cylinder?

[Caller]

It's 20 inch ranch. No, it's not a ranch.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is it?

[Caller]

It's a 1500.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, but does it have 20 inch wheels? Is it the street truck? Does that. Yes. Does it have a Hemi?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it, is it, is it four grand?

[J.D. Turley]

Nah.

[Caller]

Yeah, you'd have to take it. I mean I'd be great with four grand but I'm, I don't know if we pay long for the car. Right. You know what I'm saying?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, how much is the car note?

[Caller]

I think it's around 6,300.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't think I can make it work, but go ahead. And who's the note with? What, what? Store, cart, all? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think you got a four grand truck with 150,000 miles on it. It's my opinion. So if we're maybe 45, if we were going to buy it, we would have to, we would have half to get a check from you on the difference between Carmart's payoff and what we'll give. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800800 radio. Good morning. Who's this? What you got?

[Caller]

Mrs. Roger Smith.

[John Clay Wolf]

Roger, where the hell you live?

[Caller]

Me?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller]

I live in Gaydon.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where's the hell is Gaydon?

[Caller]

Gaydon, Louisiana. South Bliss, southeast of Lafayette and Lake Jones.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you already started nipping for Mardi Gras you stayed drunk from during the sun up hours?

[Caller]

No, no, no, I don't drink, I don't smoke. But I can do a little joke.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

You like that?

[John Clay Wolf]

I like it. There's another cusser. We've had so many cussers today.

[Hannah]

What is a little joke?

[John Clay Wolf]

What is a little choke?

[Caller]

Buy my truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com go to givemetheven.com load it up and we'll send you an offer letter. We'll be right back.

[Hannah]

Saturday without the wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Playwolf show coming up. Powered by GiveMeTheVin.com.

[Caller]

You don't never take a chance unlocking.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you're fixing to trade your car to the dealership, go to givemetheven.com and check them. Let's see if they're given enough. Because if they're not and I give [e-mail] I'll still do the in n out with your dealer. I'll buy your car from them and honor my price. Givemetheven.com dealers, send your customers. I'll do business with everything. Hey, everybody. I buy cars high. I've been doing this for 20 years. And we're the best in the business.

[Hannah]

Sell us your car.

[J.D. Turley]

Now.

[Announcer]

Back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1-800-800-RODE. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who this be Stoney LaRue.

[Bobbo]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, this is Oklahoma Breakdown. No. Oh, it's a different version. You're such a deep cutter, Turley.

[J.D. Turley]

Deep cuts with Michael Turley.

[Bobbo]

Everybody's used to hearing the rest Saturday nights.

[John Clay Wolf]

But when we're going on with the off brand, which is anyway, 16 forward explorer, let's. Deborah, good morning. You're on the air.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Hi.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hi. Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Montgomery, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think this is not Stoney Larue. I think this is a cover. But it's all good. 16 explorer with 30,000 miles. Is it two wheel drive or four?

[Caller]

Four wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

V6 or four cylinder V6. And is it a limited, platinum sport or XLT?

[Caller]

It's a sport.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. It's got navigation, sunroof.

[Caller]

Yes, it does. It has two summers.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Caller]

That's marine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. You've been on hold forever. So you're serious about something. What? Tell me your situation because you've heard. You've heard what you don't want to hear already. That's why you're waiting on me. So what have they been telling you? 30 grand.

[Caller]

36 was the best I got.

[John Clay Wolf]

And your payoff's bigger than that.

[Caller]

Yeah, it's about close to 45.

[John Clay Wolf]

So can you afford the difference?

[Caller]

Not really.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Makes it tough now. I don't think it's a sport. I think it's something else because with the double sunroofs. Are you sure it's a sport? Because I think it's a platinum.

[Caller]

Yeah, I'm positive it's a sport. It might be a platinum, but the.

[John Clay Wolf]

VIN will help me. Let me, let me look at the market on platinum. Because sports aren't. Sports aren't. Yeah. That 36 lines more up with platinum. So if I could get you even 37, can you afford to get out of it?

[Caller]

Probably not. I, I think it's a sport though. I mean that's what it says on, on everything that I've seen. But a lot of people don't know how much a sport is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right? Well even so, it's a moot point though. If I even gave more than 36, she couldn't afford to get out of it. So I, I can't help you.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

But thanks for. Sorry about that. Deb.

[J.D. Turley]

Lick me fart.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-807-7234.

[Bobbo]

Why would you say that?

[John Clay Wolf]

J.D.

[J.D. Turley]

Why would you say that?

[John Clay Wolf]

You drop 08 Colorado with 93. Jesse, where are you from?

[Caller]

I'm bro Bridge.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is, is that last name, is that, is that Cajun?

[Caller]

Yes sir, it's Cajun French.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Because I know a guy up here that works for Richie Brothers that has that last name. Actually I've got a beef, I've got popular. I've got a beef with him. Are you guys typically hard headed?

[Caller]

Oh yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And so yeah, I mean I sold this car at Richie Brothers auction.

[J.D. Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

As is red light. They sold it. It's an absolute auction.

[J.D. Turley]

Okay. What red light means?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean just it's sold.

[J.D. Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sold no matter what. And they never paid me for, for it because the customer didn't pay them. But that's their own damn fault.

[J.D. Turley]

Yeah, let's you buy it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And then, then I get it back and the motor's blown. Oh, it's a $28,000 Jaguar.

[J.D. Turley]

Oh my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Turley]

So is there any recourse for you at that point?

[John Clay Wolf]

They, they, they're arguing. No. And I'm like, well, I gave you.

[J.D. Turley]

A car that runs. You gave me back one that doesn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. I need to get a hold of him. I'm glad you called me just to remind me of this. Yeah.

[Hannah]

Or it's cat popping.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good man. So do you have a payoff on this Colorado?

[Caller]

No, it's paid off.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. Is it a four wheel drive or two? And which is it a five cylinder?

[Caller]

It's a five cylinder. It's two wheel drive. But the Z71 package.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Crew cab or extended or regular?

[Caller]

Crew cab.

[John Clay Wolf]

And is it a leather cloth?

[Caller]

It's a leather.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles?

[Caller]

93, 000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds pretty. Does it have a clean carfax or do you know?

[Caller]

Yeah, it's clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it's a eight to nine thousand dollar rig. Okay, if that works for you, go to givemetheven.com, load it up and we'll get you paid Monday or two. No, Tuesday it does.

[Caller]

Nine thousand. Was, was, was around the area I was looking for.

[John Clay Wolf]

So yeah, let's do it. Let's do business. And then you can go tell all your friends we're for real because I'm sure you don't think we are. Because you're down there here hearing these radio commercials like this can't be real. You fix to find out it's real.

[Bobbo]

Or you can kiss or John will kiss your ass.

[John Clay Wolf]

And if you don't think, if I can't beat your CarMax offer, I'll kiss your ass. And if you don't sell us. Go ahead, sell us your car.

[Hannah]

We'll beat your CarMax offer or we'll kiss your ass.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we need to record those spots.

[Bobbo]

You want to do that live?

[John Clay Wolf]

Why not? So they're 30s, right? Yes.

[Bobbo]

30 seconds.

[John Clay Wolf]

30 seconds. Commercial.

[Bobbo]

You usually go over and I chop it up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so let's just try one.

[J.D. Turley]

Hold on, let me give you a stopwatch. Ready? Here's your stopwatch.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on, hang on. I gotta get my stuff together in my head. So what I'm gonna. Hey, this is John Wolfen. I don't know if I can do it in 30 seconds, but that's why. Let's just take a dry cut. Ready?

[J.D. Turley]

Here we go.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is. No, stop.

[J.D. Turley]

Reset.

[John Clay Wolf]

My name doesn't matter. Why would I say, why would I burn up time with this as John Wolf? So, okay, ready, go. Action. March is high season. We guarantee it. Give me the vendor. Beat your CarMax offer or we'll pay you $100. I'm going to make. I'm going to up the ante this month in March if we don't beat your CarMax offer, you can choose to get your $100 or I'll kiss your ass. And I mean kiss it. You can take a picture of it. Beat your CarMax offer. Kiss your ass on givemetheven.com that's, that's givemetheven v I n dot com.

[Hannah]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin dot com. We'll beat your CarMax offer or we'll kiss your ass.

[J.D. Turley]

Including the jingle 33.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I stalled. Do you think that cut works or do I need to do it again?

[Bobbo]

No, I can clean that one up. Do another one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob, do you have any production suggestions?

[Hannah]

Do I have any? Yes, whatever you do, equate to fishing.

[Bobbo]

What?

[Hannah]

Here's your hook.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Well, I mean, kiss your ass is the hook.

[Hannah]

Welcome to Texas. Here's your bait. Don't lose it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right? Well, give me for what we're doing right now. I need to be produced, Bob. I need. I'm. I'm an amateur here.

[Hannah]

Fishy, fishy.

[John Clay Wolf]

The hell?

[Hannah]

Start off with how do I know, man?

[Bobbo]

[e-mail] we're known for beating carmax offer. While I'm up in the ante now and then get into your spirit, okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because I need to hit the. Give me the VIN out of the gate.

[Caller]

All right.

[J.D. Turley]

I'll give you the finger countdown.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, Ready?

[J.D. Turley]

There we go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Somebody point at me in 3, 2. @givemetheven.com we're known for beating CarMax offers left and right. If we don't, we'll pay you 100 in March. I'm upping the ante. I'll pay you 100 or I'll kiss your ass. That's right. At givemetheven.com, send us your carmax offer. And if we can't beat it, you got the choice to get a hundred dollar check or me personally kissing your ass. That's givemetheven.com the best car buyers in all of southern United States.

[Hannah]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com. we'll beat your CarMax offer or we'll kiss your ass.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think that'll work.

[J.D. Turley]

31.3.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you think they're gonna air it?

[Bobbo]

I think it's a great one. Yeah, I like that one.

[J.D. Turley]

That was nailed it. Nailed the time.

[John Clay Wolf]

You may get a call after.

[Bobbo]

After the first time it's played, but hey, well.

[John Clay Wolf]

But we can bleep the ass if we need to.

[Bobbo]

I don't think.

[J.D. Turley]

I mean, it's not illegal effect.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, it's not really just, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I was thinking. I was thinking my kids are in the car. Right?

[J.D. Turley]

All right. You want them to hear that?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[J.D. Turley]

Okay. There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't. I can tell you right now. I don't. But then we got.

[Bobbo]

You have to change the whole campaign.

[John Clay Wolf]

But that's such a great campaign. I can't. I can't not do it. So. So. So I'm. I'm at a impass.

[J.D. Turley]

The following commercial is not recommended for children over the age of 12.

[John Clay Wolf]

That takes five seconds. I know.

[J.D. Turley]

You're done.

[Hannah]

You remember the old red fox bit, right? You know, the. The richest half of people in. In the town where I grew up own. Everybody went and Bought a jackass.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Hannah]

The richest people, right? And they all had asses.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Hannah]

And the preacher's wife had the biggest ass in town.

[Uncle Roy]

Okay.

[Hannah]

And I, I rode that ass a time or two.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Hannah]

He just got Chad.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you think? Do you think I. Do you think that's a good commercial?

[Caller]

Yeah, but you might want to put an age limit there.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. 06F250 with 176two wheel drive. Man, that is the hardest car.

[Caller]

It's a, It's a, it's a 05. My bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. It's so hard to sell. It's so that six liter with those miles and a two wheel drive and cloth, I mean it's damn near bulletproof to sell.

[Caller]

If I give you don't have a dent on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

If I give you three grand for that truck, you're going to tell me how stupid I am. And then I take it and I go try to remark it and I can't. I run it through the auction, it brings three grand and then I'm like, I knew I should have listened to myself. I shouldn't let Chad talk me into that. That's what happens. So three grand, that's the money. Where are you from?

[Caller]

I'm from Gonzalez, Louisiana.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know where that is. 8 Go to give me the vin.com and load it up. James, what do you think about my new commercial? Be honest. James.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you think about my new commercial? Be honest.

[Caller]

I like it.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. I'm, I'm quizzing people, cuz it's pushing the envelope.

[Caller]

It is.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is definitely pushing the envelope.

[J.D. Turley]

You said it yourself though. You didn't want your kids to hear it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know, but I just, just I might, I might, I might give. I want to get this brand out there and I know that that's funny enough and it makes you think, is this crazy bastard. Did you hear what he just said? It makes you go investigate.

[J.D. Turley]

Absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

And if you investigate and you start reading the reviews and look at what we're doing, they're like, these guys are for real. And that's what I've got to get over this. Oh, this isn't for real Bull.

[J.D. Turley]

Right. Well, they can look you up on Yelp. They can look you up on the bbb.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I mean we're buying a couple hundred cars. We could. The people are doing it with us, know it's real, but there's more there than what we're getting. Getting done. Okay.

[Hannah]

And you're not trying to run it on Radio Disney.

[John Clay Wolf]

So this is a good point. Okay.

[Bobbo]

How many kids are gonna. I mean, they may be a kid in the car at that time. Not in that many.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, why don't you.

[Hannah]

You know what?

[John Clay Wolf]

They gotta grow up sooner or later.

[Hannah]

You're so worried about your kids, why don't you teach them what an ass is? It's a burrow, you know, and quit worrying about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a burrow.

[Hannah]

Well, it can also be a bobo, but that's. There's nothing wrong with that.

[Caller]

James.

[John Clay Wolf]

A 16 Chevy HD. Which trim level? Oh. LT. Is it diesel or gas?

[Caller]

Gas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Long, bad or short?

[Caller]

Long bed.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's a work truck. Is it white?

[Caller]

No, black.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you from?

[Caller]

Florida.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where. Where lo.

[Caller]

Florida.

[John Clay Wolf]

Florida?

[Caller]

Yeah. West Palm. Here in work.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. These are tricky. I'll tell you why. Because I need to see it. I need to put my eyeballs on it. Can you take a picture of it with your phone and send it to our website?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Put the VIN number in. Put. Put. John asked for pictures in the info box. And when I get off the radio here in a minute, I'm gonna go in the buyer's room and go through all these ones that we talked to these people on the radio on. And I'll get right on it. Thank you. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Casey?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you from?

[Caller]

Amarillo, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Amarillo.

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you think about my new commercial?

[Caller]

I think it's hilarious. And I've got three kids.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Well, we've had no nays yet, so program directors around the country that are going to receive this commercial, everybody's agreeing, so we're cool. Is this a cloth or a leather FOMO?

[Caller]

150 cloth, no stains.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And it's a eight cylinder, two wheel drive.

[Caller]

Two wheel drive? Yes. 5.0.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Okay. Okay. How many miles?

[Caller]

37. Five, I think. It's not over 38.

[John Clay Wolf]

Y' all drove it a lot. I'm a 20, 20, 20, 20, 20-23-25 buyer. If that works for you.

[J.D. Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to gimmethevin.com and load it up. I've got 51 seconds before the show's over, so I got to hang up on you. Go to the website, give me the vin.com and load it up. Pictures and VIN number really speed things up. Michael, do you have any closing comments?

[Bobbo]

No, just go to the website, give me the vin dot com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Manny's kids, good luck today at the cheer competition. Bobo, do you have any comments?

[Hannah]

Bye. Everybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rusty the Squirrel, do you have any comments? Oh, he'll be right here.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Hey, don't forget that is around asp sp the A holes and they'll make problems for you. Okay, Keep it on low down.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yo, J.D. do you have any closing comments?

[J.D. Turley]

No, I'm going to watch the Oscars. I don't care who's on it and who wins.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I don't have anything to say. I've said all I have to say.

[J.D. Turley]

Cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I went to work next door to buy these cars. Giveme the vin.com. we'll be seeing y' all online here in just a minute. Talk to you soon. I'm out. Back to the money. Time is money. Let's get it. Podbean. Your message amplified. Ready to share your message with the world. Start your podcast journey with Podbean.

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