#89 John Clay Wolfe Show 03/25/17

Summary

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The John Clay Wolfe Show #89 — Detailed Summary

Original Air Date: March 25, 2017
Summarized for: February 12, 2026 (Rebroadcast or Archival Replay)
Podcast Host: John Clay Wolfe
Co-hosts & Contributors: Bobbo Turley, J.D. Ryan, Charlie, "Little Chipmunk"

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Main Theme and Purpose

The John Clay Wolfe Show delivers its signature Saturday morning blend of comedic banter, offbeat car-buying negotiations, pop-culture riffs, and irreverent commentary on American life—especially in the South. With the backdrop of "anything goes (as long as the FCC won’t fine us)," this episode features car appraisals, sports talk (especially Tony Romo speculation), lively behind-the-scenes stories about the hosts’ personal relationships and families, recurring comedic characters, and pointed takes on social quirks. The show openly seeks to entertain, poke fun at itself and its community, and to buy cars live on the radio via the GiveMeTheVIN.com platform.

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Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. Show Food Rituals and Personal Histories

• The hosts riff on Bobbo’s tradition of bringing food to the studio, with quips about girlfriends’ contributions, notably one former girlfriend who brought in homemade upside-down cupcakes (“She was about £50 on the high side, but it was all good” - John, 01:50).
• The “bro code” and ex-girLFriends: Banter about a woman who made moves on multiple hosts, including stories involving Facebook messages and speculation about her intentions. The group lands on the “bros before hoes” code (John, 03:41).

2. Car Buying Segment (“GiveMeTheVIN.com”)

• Wolfe urges serious callers to share specifics (make, model, miles) and haggles live on air, showing a no-nonsense approach (“Please don't call me unless you're serious”—John, 05:03).
• Several callers negotiate or fish for exact prices, and Wolfe goes back and forth on values, e.g., “Is this car 8 grand?...17 five buys. So we've got a price out of it. So if I give 17 5, am I going to own it?” (John and Caller, 10:12).
• The team demonstrates the labor, negotiation, and humor behind finding “real” prices for used vehicles, calling out unrealistic expectations and laughing at callers who are “in the ditch” or “upside down” on their loans.
• Frequent advice: Go to GiveMeTheVIN.com, send pictures and VIN, and “we’ll email you a hard offer.”

3. Comic Bits & Character Segments

• Ongoing inside joke with the “Son of a…” character, now with a Twitter account (@sobjcw), poking fun at workplace oddballs: “He volunteered to be the photographer of the varsity cheerleading team. Though he's never owned a camera…” (Bobbo, 08:01).
• Introduction of Randy's son, “Little Chipmunk,” whose dry, childlike non-sequiturs (including a rant about being called “little nut” and observations about video game addiction) play with the generational gap and family laziness: “I love being lazy” (Little Chipmunk, 35:11).
• Running jabs about joke theft between John and his son, compared to Dane Cook/Carlos Mencia (18:07).

4. News and Sports Banter

• Sports rumors: Heavy speculation on Tony Romo’s future (“if he plays, probably Houston”), jokes about ethnicity and family backgrounds in sports, and riffs about what would happen to their Tony Romo's Dad bit if he left Dallas (21:28; 47:01).
• Comparison of Jewish and hillbilly spring break traditions; jokes about migration and snowbirds (22:10).
• Light discussion of dealer auctions and car market dynamics during spring, referencing “tax checks hit” as a good time to sell a car (17:02; 56:03).

5. Recurring Social Commentary

• Extended riff on stereotypes and cultural quirks, e.g., Mexican-American family leave, “You know how you people are about your babies” (John, 35:51; 45:51).
• Jokes about sexual orientation and gender identity in the workplace, sometimes skirting the line (“I thought you said transactional, not transsexual,”—Randy’s Chipmunk, 62:15).
• Musings on lawsuits at “Rednecks with Paychecks” events, debates over waivers and injury liability, and how the South manages risk (140:12).

6. The “Tony Romo’s Dad” Comedy Thread

• The recurring character “Tony Romo’s Dad,” played with an exaggerated accent and winking nods to immigrant stereotypes, richly lampoons sports-dad tropes, sports radio, and “exit strategies” for played-out bits (47:03–48:58; 111:06+). The hosts brainstorm “top ten ways to get rid of Tony Romo’s Dad” (82:06).

7. Pop Culture, Reviews, and Nostalgia

• Upcoming concerts (U2’s "Joshua Tree" tour), ratings on classic cars, and reviews (the much-hyped but ultimately uncomfortable $50k Lexus: “After a while that, that rear end is... is starting to hurt” — Connie, 80:21).
• Jokes about classic TV, Monty Python, rock bands, auctioneering culture, and car industry “winners and losers of the week” (40:53; 68:02).

8. Show Closer & Social Buzz

• The show wraps with stories about viral Internet memes ("Brad’s Wife" at Cracker Barrel), high school teacher scandals, and real-life tales of odd jobs and radio firings (104:45+).
• Family, biology, and the generational work ethic: “I'm gonna buy some cattle and... teach [my kids] how to work or they’re gonna be a bunch of nothing” (John, 136:25).

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments (with Timestamps)

• On “Bros Before Hoes”:
  “You stand up and look at the flag and put your hand over your heart and you say, bros before hoes, man.” (John Clay Wolfe, 03:41)
• Car Dealer Reality:
  “If you know you’re 10 grand in the ditch. Let’s say I’m a little better than everybody else. Now you’re just 8 grand in the ditch with me. If you still can’t sell it, don’t call me.” (John, 26:09)
• Joke Theft Allegation (about his son):
  “Because I want people to like me when I grow up.” (Little Chipmunk, 18:28)
• On Having Ambition Without Effort:
  “You’ve got these big aspirations, and you’ve got no go. Does that make sense? No, no.” (John, 19:04)
• Classic Car Mantra:
  “My name is John Clay Wolfe. I’m the best buyer in the whole region on used cars. Two grand to 200 grand and everything in between.” (John, 23:56)
• On Being Lazy (with Child in the Studio):
  “God, this being lazy is fun.” (John, 34:55)
  “Hey, you're what? I love being lazy.” (Little Chipmunk, 35:11)
• Review of a $50,000 Lexus:
  “After a while that, that rear end is... is starting to hurt. I like the radio controls to be able to turn them. I don’t like all this touch stuff while I’m trying to drive. And trying to touch. It’s just not a good combination.” (Connie, 80:21)
• On Car Seller Disappointment:
  “Average MMR is 17,500. God. I’m good, man.” (John, 90:16)
• On the Ferrari/Lamborghini Divide:
  “Lamborghini guy is... new money. Ferrari’s old money.” (John/Charlie, 133:20)
• On Family Work Ethic:
  “I gotta have a place to teach them how to work or they’re gonna be a bunch of nothing.” (John, 136:45)
• High School Affairs Segment (Classic Shows-Not-Tells):
  “It was all of us, yeah.” (Caller, 155:36, on teacher/student affairs)

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Timestamps for Major Segments

• 00:41–06:00: Banter, food rituals, relationship mishaps, “bros before hoes.”
• 06:38–16:40: Car buying segment with live appraisals, caller negotiations, and GiveMeTheVIN.com pitching.
• 17:00–20:13: "Lazy" banter, John's son in-studio, generational jokes.
• 21:08–23:41: Sports banter, Tony Romo speculation.
• 24:41–29:12: Concerts, classic car talk, live bids for trucks and Jeeps.
• 30:08–34:21: “Son of a…” comedy segment; more car haggling.
• 34:49–36:45: Family, employee reviews, and ethnic baby jokes.
• 37:03–46:48: Summer/lake/region culture, “Tony Romo’s Dad” comedy bit.
• 47:01–51:51: Exit strategies for recurring bits, car buying advice.
• 68:02–71:27: Auction disasters, “hippie van” stories, car value reality checks.
• 80:04–81:38: Lexus review (“great car, butt hurts”), UI rant.
• 82:06–83:44: “Top 10 ways to get rid of Tony Romo’s Dad” with Casey Kasem.
• 110:12–115:00+: More Tony Romo’s Dad, disability insurance, wildcat humor.
• 136:45–138:34: Parenting, generational work “videogame addict” jokes.
• 140:12–143:39: “Rednecks with Paychecks” lawsuits, accident culture.
• 151:25–153:22: High school teacher scandals, small town stories, walk down memory lane.
• 154:40–160: Closing remarks, teacher/coach stories, show sign-off.

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Structure and Tone

• Format & Style: Loosely structured, high-energy, improvisational, unapologetically Southern and masculine; punctuated by in-jokes and sudden tangents.
• Language & Register: Often sardonic, ribald, and unfiltered, in keeping with “barbershop talk” and shock jock traditions. The tone runs from self-deprecating to bravado-filled, with ample observations about work, laziness, masculinity, and everyday absurdities.
• Recurring Themes: Cars as the lens for American culture, shifting masculinity and family roles, nostalgia for rougher times, “making a living,” and sports as a microcosm of everything.

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For Those Who Haven’t Listened

If you like a radio morning show that’s part used-car dealership, part standup, and part unfiltered southern family reunion, this summary covers the rich blend of car bidding, sports talk, high-jinks, and generational BS that defines The John Clay Wolfe Show. The episode is dense with personal stories, colorful characters, comedic self-parody, and the “real talk” of car value negotiation—all laced with satire of American working-class and family values. The hosts flow naturally between real calls and tall tales, crossing lines but always circling back to the world of wheels.

Whether you’re selling a Silverado, laughing at off-color dad jokes, or dissecting Dallas Cowboys drama, you’ll find something wild (and likely, a little wrong) here.

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Show handles:

• GiveMeTheVIN.com
• @SOBJcw (Son of a…)
• @JCWoreTweets (show Twitter)

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Note: All references to potentially offensive language and humor reflect the show’s irreverent, explicit style.

Transcript

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[Announcer]

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[John Clay Wolf]

Babo's country corner. You got your little food spread. This food thing's gotten serious. So, like it's, it's matured over the past 90 days.

[Bobbo Turley]

Dude, I've been bringing food to this show for three years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but it's just like, there's more thought going into it now.

[Bobbo Turley]

Well, I mean, it's a bagel time of year. It's early spring. Pretty soon there'll be all kinds of delicious fresh fruit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Remember when you had that big old chested gal that you were hitting?

[Bobbo Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And she'd bring us like throw downs.

[Bobbo Turley]

What were they, like upside down orange cupcakes.

[John Clay Wolf]

She was about £50 on the high side, but it was all good.

[Bobbo Turley]

But it was all in. It was all in the right places.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was all in the right places. And she brought us, she brought us the goods. And like, we all got to know, we all got to nurse on her after breakfast.

[Bobbo Turley]

God, what a lovely. What a lovely young woman she was.

[John Clay Wolf]

But did you ever know that she hit on J.D.

[Bobbo Turley]

Oh, yeah, I told you that already. Yeah, she.

[John Clay Wolf]

She hit on.

[Bobbo Turley]

She.

[John Clay Wolf]

She hit on J.D. that's very strange.

[Bobbo Turley]

Yeah, she hits pretty.

[John Clay Wolf]

She hits.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, that was, I think it was a way to get back at you. I think you guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

You think she was trying to get to you to get to him.

[J.D. Ryan]

I think it was, it was after they broke up at some point and. And it was like. Yeah, I think.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, she Facebook messaged you and said.

[J.D. Ryan]

What I can't do.

[John Clay Wolf]

I do. I remember. It's only been four years, but I remember every bit of it.

[Bobbo Turley]

Do you really?

[J.D. Ryan]

I totally don't remember.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, I know this might be awkward, but I'm not dating Bobbo anymore.

[J.D. Ryan]

I think that was it.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I always found you attractive and I was wondering if you'd like to spend some time together. And so you called me and said, what do I do? I was like, well, I mean, I've seen her with her clothes off, so I mean, I might not be a goody to answer.

[J.D. Ryan]

When did you see her with her clothes off.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a different time.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay?

[Bobbo Turley]

Different time.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I said, well, Bobbo's going to get upset. And obviously if she's chasing you down and she was chasing him down, then she's a. She's a radio ho.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm not gonna say anything about someone who's Babo dated.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why?

[J.D. Ryan]

Because that would be rude. I'm not gonna say anything bad.

[Bobbo Turley]

It did come up. I mean, come on.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's been long enough, man. It's been three years. We're all good now, bro.

[J.D. Ryan]

I think she was doing that just simply to get the Bob up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bros before hoes, man.

[Bobbo Turley]

You never know why she's doing anything.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, it's like you stand up and look at the flag and put your hand over your heart and you say, bros before hoes, man.

[Bobbo Turley]

Amen.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're here.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, we can.

[Bobbo Turley]

We've. We've always been cool around that, John. That's cool. Is that surprising to anyone?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no. I just wanted JD to come clean.

[J.D. Ryan]

I just forgot about it. It's not like I've been holding on to it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're.

[Bobbo Turley]

You're now an eagle song, JD I think I am.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's an eagle song?

[J.D. Ryan]

Which one?

[Bobbo Turley]

Some people never come clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I guess you got you, got you, got you.

[Bobbo Turley]

I think you know what I mean.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, J.D. you never told me. Did you write her back?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, never.

[John Clay Wolf]

You just ignored.

[Bobbo Turley]

Dropped it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just left her alone.

[J.D. Ryan]

No point in bringing that up.

[John Clay Wolf]

And Bobbo, did you. You got back with her?

[Bobbo Turley]

You gotta know, this is not the first time I've seen this out of that woman.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, no doubt.

[Bobbo Turley]

Okay. I got. I mean, I got a lot of friends. I'm not bragging they don't do it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Just one off. No, but I had.

[Bobbo Turley]

I had this talk with a lot of fellers.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, really?

[Bobbo Turley]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, she was s. Skirting all the time.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Turley]

Yeah. She was trying to better sell me from a long time ago.

[J.D. Ryan]

Better sell me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did any of your buddies take.

[Bobbo Turley]

Oh, hey, and I'll go with that for a long time because I'm in it for reasons of my own as well.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did any of your pods take her up on it?

[Bobbo Turley]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

None.

[Bobbo Turley]

No. Nobody's owned up to. But, I mean, you know, I don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

So how would you have felt if she was married? Hey, I hit it.

[Bobbo Turley]

But, you know, she was married, like, in four months. Oh, after you. Yeah. So there was very little time.

[John Clay Wolf]

And this was the girl that got married when she was 15?

[Bobbo Turley]

Originally, yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Literally.

[Bobbo Turley]

Literally.

[John Clay Wolf]

Literally. 15 or 1 6, possibly to a truck driver very young in the country.

[Bobbo Turley]

Yeah, I don't think he was a truck driver then. Wasn't there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is there a log or something?

[J.D. Ryan]

Hispanic? Yeah, there is. Hispanic. Boyfriend, husband, something? Was that that one?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. Okay. Yeah, Hispanic. So is this the first episode of Black, White, Latino or other?

[Bobbo Turley]

That's our inside joke in my family. I will. I wonder if she bitches about how spicy the food is now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. My name is John Clay wolf. His name's J.D. ryan. Bobbo Turley on the boards. And we will be here until noon in some cities and 11 in others. 8008-0072-3480-0800-723. 800-800-RODIO is the call in number and give me year, make, model, miles, and I'll bid your car. When I say bid your car, I'll give you an offer on your car to buy it. Please don't call me unless you're serious because there's no reason listeners enjoy listening to us haggle and actually do real deals. Not tire kicker BS made up. Hey, you're still drunk and your buddy or sit next to you on you all driving home from the lake, you're like, hey, let's call John and waste his time. No, but if you're serious about like selling a rig and you want to do it in front of everybody right now, I'll buy it right now. I'll argue with you through the commercial break.

[Bobbo Turley]

Buy that thing, Jim dandy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Buy it. GiveMeTheEven.com is where you go and put your info in. And my, my system and my buyers and our team will just email you an offer letter if you don't want to be on the radio. But if you do want to be on the radio, just call an 800. 800 radio. Yes. Pennsylvania. Good morning, Oklahoma City. Dallas, Texas. Houston, Golden Triangle, Baton Rouge, Lafayette, New Orleans, Shreveport. We're all around. Man, this is fun. It's Saturday morning cartoons. We aim to entertain.

[Bobbo Turley]

Sergeant. We ain't in the car buying business. We're in the car killing business. And cutting businesses are booming.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about the Son of A? Did we do any new Son of A spots?

[Bobbo Turley]

They probably did.

[Charlie]

Yes.

[Bobbo Turley]

The network has taken him over, I think.

[Charlie]

In fact, did you know he has a Twitter account now?

[John Clay Wolf]

I did not.

[Charlie]

Yes, yes, he does.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's Son of a.

[Charlie]

It's Son of. It's s o B.JCW. oh, so, so JCW.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that's nice. Yeah, he's the show. Son of A.

[Bobbo Turley]

That's prestigious, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give Me a. Give me a sample. Charlie. I always love this. Sort of. Did we get the natural light check yet?

[Charlie]

I haven't seen it yet.

[Bobbo Turley]

Oh, is that what that was?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, buddy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, buddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, buddy.

[Bobbo Turley]

He volunteered to be the photographer of the varsity cheerleading team. Though he's never owned a camera, he believes if it flies the creeper, you should lease it. He likes to openly criticize Concept, size, well written bits created by co workers live on the air. He is the world's biggest son of a. Hey, man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a natty light tall boy. Yeah, buddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know that's not me because I have a camera.

[J.D. Ryan]

That wasn't personal at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, not at all. What was that second we played again? I stepped over it.

[Bobbo Turley]

He volunteered to be the photographer of the varsity cheerleading team. Though he's never owned a camera, he believes if it flies, floats, or you should lease. He likes to openly criticize. Concise well written bits created by co workers live on the air. He is the world's biggest son of a. Hey, man. I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a natty light tall boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, buddy. Hey, put Joe Price on hold. I want to talk about this cobra now. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Hit the glass. Tell them to put them on hold.

[Charlie]

So if you're on Twitter, you can follow sob at sob jcw.

[John Clay Wolf]

Joe. A 54,000 mile hardtop. Now, we put the. We put the disclaimer out there. Only real calls, right? So you're serious about selling this car?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I bought one from Jim Pruitt. You remember Jim Pruitt down there from Stevenson? Yeah, same thing. Same, same, same. He's got a.03 white with 40 had. Had. And he is no longer. You know. He passed away?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Is this car 8 grand?

[Caller]

Is it what?

[John Clay Wolf]

8 grand? 9 grand. I gave him 105 for his.

[Caller]

You stole from a man that was dying?

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Wow. How much is yours?

[Caller]

Yeah, we're probably not in the same area.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much is yours?

[Caller]

Hang on.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much? You. You called to sell how much?

[Caller]

I went 17 five.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, 17 five. All right, everybody, 17. Write that down, Turley. 17 five buys 17 five. So we've got a price out of it. So if I give 17 5, am I going to own it?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then go to givemetheven.com. here's the difference between yours and his. His was four years ago. The market's changed a bit.

[Caller]

Correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

So And Charlie, we bought one of these the other day for 15 grand at Cobra and the guy was giving us the same lip service. And then after we got through it, he realized we were right. We showed him the MMRs. Anyway, we. You're not that far off and I'm not either. So let's get together on if you really want to sell it. Go to givemethevenvin.com, load it up, say take in the. In in the info box. Say take17.5 and send me some pictures. Let me pull the VIN number, let me look at the pictures. Let me confirm. I'm not saying. I'm not saying I can't get. I really think I know I can get 15. I need to look at the pictures and see if I can get 175 and look at some recent market data.

[Caller]

Outside it's probably about a close to a 9. Interior is complete 10 from.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a redo or is it all factory?

[Caller]

Everything's factory except for a axle back exhaust.

[John Clay Wolf]

Got it. Cat's ass. I mean cat back. 13 Platinum 4 Wheel Drive Ecobooster 57. Kenny, where is 504 area code?

[Caller]

South of the wall.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gotcha, gotcha, Gotcha. Nolan. It's all one word people. All one word. Nolan's.

[Caller]

That's it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it white, black or other white? Does it have sunroof and power running boards?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it clean? Carfax 13 Platinum EcoBoost 4x4. I haven't opened my computer or anything yet, so I'm just bouncing off the top of my head. I'm not looking anything. Is it, Is it? Is it, Is it, Is it? Is it? Is it? Is it 27 5? Does that sound right?

[Caller]

Nah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well fill me in.

[Caller]

I was hoping some. I was hoping somewhere around 32 to 35 on a 13.

[John Clay Wolf]

With who?

[Caller]

Damn high.

[John Clay Wolf]

With 57. No, I may. 30 may be the number but 32 is not. Not with 57. You got to get the miles lower than that.

[Caller]

I can't go backwards.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I mean you are in Louisiana. They do it all the time.

[Bobbo Turley]

Not yet.

[John Clay Wolf]

But up. 8008-072348-00800 radio. You think anybody's ever cut miles on a car in the state of Louisiana? Now 09 Texas edition. Halftime was 61. Chandler's at leather cloth. Sunroof. Yeah. Your name?

[Caller]

I'm sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sunroof. 20 inch wheels. Okay. A crew cat. Crew cab or extended?

[Caller]

Yeah, it's four door.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like the miles. Where do you live? 325. Is that Abilene?

[Caller]

Yeah. It's Abilene area phone number.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, where's the truck? Is it. What color is it?

[Bobbo Turley]

White.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's old, but it's at good miles. And it's text station. So it's an LT with a tip there. Does, does, does, does, does, does, does, does, does. 13, 14 grand. Buy it.

[Caller]

No, no way, ma'.

[John Clay Wolf]

Am. It's a.09. It's not a. It's not a 16. Come on people, let's not be stupid. What buys it? I know, man. I owe more than that on it. Oh, there you go. What? What do you want it.

[Caller]

Like 19?

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it two wheel drive? Can't make it work. I could probably mid teens, mid to upper teens. 15, 16, maybe 17. Go to givemetheven.com Finney, that'll work. Let me do this one more real quick. This is already getting fun. Put the Excursion on hold. JD what have you got?

[J.D. Ryan]

What have I got? Would you like to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have an Excursion? You've been wanting to buy a car? Paul, is this a diesel I see? Yes.

[Caller]

Six zero.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's got big miles on it. What city?

[Caller]

Houston Average.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rough or clean?

[Caller]

We'll go rough. It needs a IPR sensor and a oil pressure sensor. Probably.

[John Clay Wolf]

So is the oil showing? No oil pressure.

[Caller]

At an idle, it dips. But in an acceleration it goes back up to normal.

[John Clay Wolf]

That is not a sensor. That is bad oil pressure. From high miles.

[Caller]

The oil is perfectly fine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now the oil's fine. But the, but the, the, the guides and the clearances in the engine are what? So when, when you're idling and that pressure is low, that means that the engine block is wore out and that's why the pressure is low. So when you gas up and the oil pump pressures up, then it puts more pressure on that system and it'll, it'll gauge it. It sounds like your gauge is working fine. Is it going below the, like the red line on the. I mean the, the turning off line when you're at idle?

[Caller]

I don't know. I haven't driven it in two months.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Does five grand buy it?

[Bobbo Turley]

No.

[Caller]

I'll put the three into it or maybe a new block, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

But do you want to sell it? You called me this morning to sell me your car. Do you want to sell. Well, what, what's it take to buy it?

[Caller]

I wanted at least 9. 4.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so it's a.05 with 194 wheel drive. Do this. Go to givemetheven.com load it up. Let me look at it. And I'm going to ask you some more questions about this oil pressures thing off air. Okay?

[Caller]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, man. I do want to buy it. I really want to buy. 800. 800. 7 2, 3, 4. Just go to. Give me the vin.com. jD we're out of time. I talk too much. Damn it. I wanna. I wanna. I wanna BS More.

[Bobbo Turley]

Well, we just started. There's all day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Less cars, more bs. More good. Yes. Grade A hydroponic organic bs. We'll.

[Bobbo Turley]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the Wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by GiveMeTheVin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can pay more for your car when tax checks come out because the people that buy used cars have money now. That's happening right now. Give me. The VIN is where you go to sell us your car. We pay all the money. And right here in tax season, we can give extra money. 2000 to 200 grand. I buy it as high as anyone else. Givemetheven.com sell us your car.

[Bobbo Turley]

Sell us your car. Givemethevin.com so easy, you can do it in your underwear.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's up with my son? Why is he complaining that I stole all his jokes?

[Bobbo Turley]

I don't know.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's been walking around telling everybody you stole his jokes. Did you guys write some jokes on the way in here?

[John Clay Wolf]

We did not write any jokes on the way in here.

[J.D. Ryan]

I just apparently thinks they're his.

[Bobbo Turley]

You know, some cats are like that. That's exactly what happened to Dane Cook.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? Yeah.

[Bobbo Turley]

Yeah.

[Charlie]

Carlos Mencia.

[John Clay Wolf]

He got. He got lifted.

[Bobbo Turley]

Yeah, he's supposed to. You're supposed to tell your own jokes. He's. Honestly, he's obviously one of those that's, you know, trying to steal your jokes. He's.

[John Clay Wolf]

There he is. Nolan, get into that mic. Nolan, lean into that office.

[Bobbo Turley]

You stealing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why are you complaining that I'm stealing your jokes?

[Randy's Son / Little Chipmunk]

Because I want people to like me when I grow up.

[J.D. Ryan]

Tell him to say that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, how would me stealing your jokes make people like you?

[Randy's Son / Little Chipmunk]

Because I'll be funny and I'll be so popular.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, this is the crazy one that sits around and builds mansions on Minecraft.

[Bobbo Turley]

And the diabolical one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I've got to get him. I enjoy spending time with you more than the others. You're my. You're my favorite son.

[Caller]

Look out now.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's gonna go home and say that.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I've got to teach you how to work a little more. You're lazy as hell, and you've got these big aspirations, and you've got no go. Does that make sense? No, no. I'm gonna have. I mean, you've got all these dreams, right? I mean, the other day, J.D. i was sitting there trying to get him to do something on the trampoline. I was like, you know why you can do this? He's said, cause I'm rich. I'm like, no, no, you're not rich.

[Bobbo Turley]

Where did you hear that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, where did you hear that, Nolan?

[Randy's Son / Little Chipmunk]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, we've got to get you back in check, dawg.

[Bobbo Turley]

All right? Because it wasn't me, because I've never said that in front of you.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you want to contribute to the show, you need to start writing jokes and then bringing them to us and letting us see which ones we want to keep rich. Okay?

[Randy's Son / Little Chipmunk]

Are you some kind of monster who's trying to make me waste my time instead of building mansions on Minecraft?

[J.D. Ryan]

Monsters.

[John Clay Wolf]

But for now, go ahead and build mansions on Minecraft. We've got to get back to what we're doing because we. We do have to make a living so we can keep you thinking that you're rich. Kirk 12 ultima with 51,000 miles.

[J.D. Ryan]

Greatness.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kirk 12 with the 51,000 miles. Good Lord almighty car. What have I done with these children? I. I think it's an $8,000 rig. I'm sure you got a big payoff, cuz. Everybody that bought these took the full financing package.

[Caller]

Well, I got a wicked deal on financing. I mean, it was sweet deal. 0% or something.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you owe?

[Caller]

I don't owe a dime on it. Okay, eight grand buys it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, then go to givemetheven.com and let me look at it. Make sure that I. I like what I'm talking about and that the carfax is clean. That's the key.

[Caller]

Yeah, well, it's a one old car. I bought it new and never been in a wreck. It's just a nice, nice sedan.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Load it up right now. Put. Put John said eight on the radio. Here's the VIN number, here's the picture. Eight buys it. What's next?

[Caller]

All right, I'm headed there now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks. Giveme the vin.com in Houston, Texas. Troy, where are you calling from?

[Caller]

South of Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

04 expedition with 150 is worth 1500, maybe 2 grand. The. The mile, the miles on those just kill Them.

[Caller]

Right, right. I'm just curious. I had no idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, thanks. So what do you have in the news today, J. Good morning.

[J.D. Ryan]

You want news? You want black, white?

[John Clay Wolf]

I want it all.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, well, news wise, we can start off with Tony Romo. It looks if he's going to play in 2017, they say he'll probably end up in Houston. H town.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tony Romo. Black, white, Latino or other.

[J.D. Ryan]

He would be.

[Bobbo Turley]

He's a mix.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's a Heinz 57. His mother's Puerto Rican Jew. Is that right? Okay. No, that was Epstein's mother. That was Epstein's mother from welcome Back Cotter.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, that's easy to get.

[John Clay Wolf]

Those two roses are red, violets are blue. My son's in love with a Puerto Rican Jew. All right, now my daughter's in love. So he signed Epstein's mother.

[Bobbo Turley]

You just lost a listener.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was talking to a friend of mine up in Pennsylvania about the auctions being off last week.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, you mean the money wise?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, Everything light. He was so serious, and he was like, what's wrong? I'm like, you know, in Texas, I don't know what they do up there, but in Texas and down here, they shut down and everybody goes to the beach for spring break. It's like. Is that like some Jew thing? No, it's not a Jew thing. It's like a redneck thing, you guys. I guess up there in the. On the east coast, you know, the. The Hebrew holidays are the real heavy ones.

[Bobbo Turley]

Why do you think we're gonna literally migrate down to the ocean and bathe?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I didn't think about that. The Snowbirds. That's where he was coming from.

[Bobbo Turley]

Headed to the seashore.

[J.D. Ryan]

Anyway, Tony Romo, the decisions are either Texas or Denver Broncos, but everybody's saying Houston. Either. Either that. They say he may end up with CBS Sports or Fox Sports. They're both courting him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow. They're pushing for him hard.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Yeah. And if you were smart, let's be honest, you can make a lot of money doing that. Why you want to go back out and get hit again? I know it's part of his ego and all that, but God Almighty, seriously.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Call and give me year, make, model, and miles. We're gonna take a quick music interlude, and during that, we can load your car up, and then when we come back, we'll have you on the air with us and buy it from you in front of everybody. 800, 800 radio. Just go to givemethevin.com call in year, make, model, miles. My name is John Claywolf and I buy cars on the radio.

[Bobbo Turley]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the Wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by GiveMeTheVin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

People have more money when tax checks hit. I can give more for your used car right now because my buyers have money. Givemetheven.com go there, enter your VIN number. I'll buy your car. I'll be it, everybody. It's the easiest thing you've ever seen. Look at our reviews online. My name is John Clay Wolfe. I'm the best buyer in the whole region on used cars. 2 grand to 200 grand and everything in between. Givemetheven.com sell us your car.

[Bobbo Turley]

Sell us your car. Givemethevin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call them toll free, 1-800-800 radio or log on to GoWolf.com this is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Decide to walk with me around the lake tonight. Around the lake tonight by my side. Edge fest is coming up. Toady's are going to be there. I think that's in April. We need to get tickets to that. Mike, you're in charge of that.

[Charlie]

Already got it going.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Do you have like 20? I need a lot.

[Charlie]

I've got a lot.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I have a lot of people bothering me for tickets lately. Sean, I'll get you some tickets. Just calm down. He'll be texting me in a minute just because I mentioned the word ticket. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Really take him for everybody. F3. Oh, him. Tickets. F350. Power stroke diesel, dually 6 inch lift with 140. 40, huh? Les, where do you live?

[Caller]

Fort Worth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, we're at Camp Bowie and Brian Irvin is where we have an office next to Sunflower shop. So bring it over. Let's look at it. With that much lift and that many miles, I sure would like to check for blow by and all that good stuff. Do you know what you'll take for it? We'll, we'll, we'll, we'll. Is it a. Is it a lariat with leather rifle, Nav?

[Caller]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, 15 grand buy. No, it's got a hundred. How many miles are on it?

[Caller]

140.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. What will buy it.

[Caller]

There's no sense.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm upside down.

[Caller]

I hate to even say okay, I understand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cool. Well, if y' all know that you can't sell it. Don't bother calling me. 8008-0072-3480-0800. I want to buy some cars. I mean, if, you know, you're 10 grand in the ditch. Let's say I'm a little better than everybody else. And now you're just eight grand in the ditch with me. If you still can't sell it, don't call me.

[J.D. Ryan]

I can't.

[John Clay Wolf]

My time's valuable.

[Bobbo Turley]

You know, that's exactly how I spent my last vacation. Just come back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, Buster Dicks. Good morning. How you doing?

[Bobbo Turley]

Y', all? This is state legislator Buster Dix.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have a payoff on your Lincoln Town Car?

[Bobbo Turley]

No, but I just got from Las Vegas. That's exactly how I spent my time. Out there is looking for blow by okay?

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't think it's the same.

[Bobbo Turley]

I even have a hell of a time. Yeah, there's one little cat. Did you know cocaine is illegal in Nevada?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, yes. Everywhere.

[Bobbo Turley]

Well, you watch the movies. They're living on it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, I know, but that's the movies.

[Bobbo Turley]

And drink the Patron.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, I know. Patron is fine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you get in trouble out there, Buster?

[Bobbo Turley]

I drank that Patron right off of the women. I'm not making it up.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know. I've seen that. I've seen the actual body. It's called body shots. Body shots, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you enjoy Vegas?

[Caller]

I bet he did.

[Bobbo Turley]

The Strip is exactly what I expected. Yeah, They've got a show where they do these. These Beatles on.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Turley]

No Yoko at all.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, no.

[Charlie]

Yo.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. She wasn't in the beat.

[Bobbo Turley]

It's all, hey, hey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bobbo Turley]

It's gray, right?

[J.D. Ryan]

It's called a couple. Couple shows like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's a 15? Hyundai Molester.

[Bobbo Turley]

I took a couple of girls.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh. Because it said. It looked like it said a Hyundai Molester. And I'm like, what? That's not a very good name for a car.

[J.D. Ryan]

Parking.

[Bobbo Turley]

Probably not coming this summer. Yes, General Motors is proud to announce the allnew GT Molester with no top and a blonde mustache.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Don, go to givemethe vin.com and load that one up. I'm going to do it off air. Jerry. A 15 Wrangler Unlimited. Is it a four door? Obviously, if it's an unlimited. Is it lifted?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much lift?

[Caller]

4 inch.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have a hard top?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Turley, how many Jeeps do we have going through the auction on Tuesday morning?

[Charlie]

9 or 10 at least every week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

[Charlie]

We are the Jeep.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think we've got 13 this is what I counted.

[Charlie]

There's probably more coming.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I split it into groups. Did you notice that? Oh, yeah. Jerry, does this thing. You said it's a hard top. Does it have a. Does it have a. Does it have a winch?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does 20, 20, 20, 20, 20,. 20, 20, 20, 24 grand. Buy it. What buys it? What buys it?

[Caller]

I got at least 30.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nope. I'm out. I hung up quick and. Because lately, when we hit 30 grand on these Jeeps. Unless the Rubicons, I'm losing money. I lost 30, 20, 200 on that one. You didn't even know about this? I lost 2200 on it. A buyer lost 1800 on another one. These jeeps that are at the 30 grand level, they're not moving unless they're Rubicon.

[Bobbo Turley]

So why do you. Why do you split them up?

[John Clay Wolf]

Split what up?

[Bobbo Turley]

Your. Your Jeeps. You said you split them up for the sale.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because we have so many cars. If you just run too many. If we run 15 jeeps in a row.

[J.D. Ryan]

Turn anybody out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, burn everybody out.

[Bobbo Turley]

Okay. But they're not going to like multiply or anything.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, they're not like gremlins. But it looks like that has been happening.

[Bobbo Turley]

I have no doubt that Land Rovers have some sort of weird deal like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, Jeeps have a weird engine knock in them.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

I've noticed this. We've had a lot of Wranglers, newer ones that we get. Jeeps arbitrator for engine noise. There's a problem with the Jeep engine. It's not like, oh, my God. But it's there. It's real. It's not fake. Jason, a 10 Toyota with 204 wheel drive. Five grand. Guessing.

[Caller]

Okay, thanks.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. 800. Seven, two, three, four, eight. Play me a son of a Chewy. Yeah. You want a son of a. I want a son of a son of a.

[Bobbo Turley]

He once asked the housekeeper to try his margarita recipe. Got her quite intoxicated. And then her. Before the kids got home from school, his boss moved him into a cubicle. So he pissed in the trash can and quit. When he takes the family out for dinner, he usually sits at the bar alone, watching the game and drinking a cold one. He is the world's biggest son of a bitch. Hey, man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a natty light.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tall boy. Yeah, buddy. Okay, Charlie. That would be one that you would. Mark is a keeper. That's a funny one. That's the best one yet, I think.

[Charlie]

I imagine @SOB JCW will be tweeting that out. Follow, follow the son of a SOB. Jcw.

[John Clay Wolf]

So the first one about the maid and the tequila, right?

[Randy's Son / Little Chipmunk]

That's Sullivan's.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is that solid?

[John Clay Wolf]

That was solace. That was him. His girlfriend came in from Florida. Yeah. And she walks in the house. She's like, it sure is clean in here. Well, honey, I knew you were coming. I wanted to get the house put together. Yeah. She found a hair clip in his bedroom.

[Bobbo Turley]

So I got on back list and found me a maid.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then she found in the trash the receipt from the liquor store that was dated that day for margaritas. Was that stupid?

[J.D. Ryan]

It'd be stupid to leave a receipt laying around.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. So she's just like, sweating him. Who are these margaritas for? You just sitting here drinking by yourself today? Why is this place so clean? And he just cratered and he grew margaritas.

[J.D. Ryan]

And how long did they date after that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Not very. I don't think they were really dating then. What is dating anyway?

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, that means you can continue to see the same person repeatedly.

[John Clay Wolf]

We had another one. I had a good buddy that went off on a cocaine bender out of college.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we had to find him on Christmas Day. Find him? God, we lost him. His parents called me from Oklahoma and met over at his apartment. If we were okay calling the credit card company. His brother was acting like it was him to track the transaction. Last hit was Presidio, Texas.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

God. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

What are they doing Presidio?

[John Clay Wolf]

And where was the dog? Was what everyone was wondering too, but. But we found some oddities around the house. And we found some love letters to the Mexican maid in very well spoken Spanish.

[Bobbo Turley]

Oh, okay. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Very, very, very clear emotion. A disclosure to about his maid to her in nice handwriting. And his Spanish was just on point. But he got high and he took the dog and he headed west. And we found him in a hotel room in El Paso. And they talked him into going to rehab. And he said, so corny. If I go to rehab, I'm going in style. So his dad got a limousine to pick him up in El Paso and drove him to Arizona.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Let me guess how long that lasted.

[John Clay Wolf]

About three years.

[J.D. Ryan]

It really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Maybe two and a half.

[J.D. Ryan]

I was gonna say three weeks, but now he's good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everything's good.

[J.D. Ryan]

Very cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I mean, he. He's living a good life.

[J.D. Ryan]

He recovered. Awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

Any drinks? 800. 800. Seven, two, three, four. 800. 800.

[Bobbo Turley]

Saved me three weeks. If it be three minutes. If it was me, I'd Escape that deal. I.

[John Clay Wolf]

A 10 ram, Big Horn. 1500. Is it. Is it the big door or the b. The small door in the back, Nate.

[Caller]

The big door.

[John Clay Wolf]

Big horn with a big door. Big horn with a big door. Is it. It's cloth. Cloth. What color?

[Bobbo Turley]

Big horn, big door.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, yeah, definitely.

[John Clay Wolf]

Black, Mexican, white, Latino, or other big horn. Oh, Mexican and Latino are the same. Okay, it's a 10 with 79. It's like 15 grand. 14 grand. I'm being kind of lazy today because normally, like, I get on my computer and I pull these up for y' all and I give it my exact number. I care, but, you know, I don't care. I mean, are you going to sell it?

[Caller]

Yeah, absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just 14 grand. Buy it.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, then I'll probably buy it. Where do you live? Sounds great.

[Caller]

Lafayette, Louisiana.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, go to givemetheven.com, put in the VIN number. Show me the pictures. Say John offered 14 on the air, sight unseen. He wants to verify. Here's the car that will buy it, and then we will write back to verify we're gonna buy. Remember, guys, if it's got a bad carfax or if it's got any problems that we didn't talk about on the radio, then we have to back up. But if not, we buy them. I may be a thousand high at 14, but I don't think so. I think I'm right there on it.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds good. All right, man. Thanks. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. God, this being lazy is fun.

[J.D. Ryan]

You like it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I'm really enjoying it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Not looking stuff up. Your computer's not even on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Charlie]

Some great example for your young child sitting here.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wonder why he's lazy.

[Charlie]

And you're telling him not to put be lazy.

[John Clay Wolf]

He doesn't need to be lazy. He needs to work hard. I work, so.

[Randy's Son / Little Chipmunk]

Hey, you're what? I love being lazy.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've noticed. When I came to wake you up this morning, why were you so slow getting out?

[Randy's Son / Little Chipmunk]

Because I went to bed late and mama didn't read me story time.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's why you got that going.

[John Clay Wolf]

He sounds like he's two. Yeah, he's got it all. He's not two. He's. He's like. He's one working it.

[Bobbo Turley]

He's 14 years old sitting here. He's 14, and that's what he sounds like. It's crazy.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's crazy.

[Bobbo Turley]

Kid's nine feet tall.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So this Lexus. I've got a review. I guess we should call Connie and let her review it.

[Charlie]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

No kidding. Since she drove it the whole week and she took off two weeks in the middle of the most busy month of the year.

[J.D. Ryan]

Two weeks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Two weeks. Why? Because she had a grandbaby. You know how those Mexicans are with their babies. No, I'm serious. Let's just take two weeks off. Two weeks. What's the big deal? Two weeks, baby.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, but she didn't have it.

[John Clay Wolf]

She didn't have it.

[Bobbo Turley]

I mean let's talk about dang old Connie got rip rope June caliente man.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's got four kids. Say they have four a piece. They are Hispanic. That's 16. Sixteen at two weeks a piece. We might have to come up with a new vacation schedule like Land rovers take us out Bob.

[Bobbo Turley]

They'll multiply like Land rover on the John Clay Wolf show. We'll be right back.

[Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up now. 800800 radio or log on to gowolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Almost summertime, isn't it?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, almost kind of broke spring.

[John Clay Wolf]

When can the lake. When, when can we get in the lakes?

[Bobbo Turley]

Anytime.

[J.D. Ryan]

Depends on how much. Yeah, it's cold.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much you got to do? So cold.

[Bobbo Turley]

Yeah, just hop in.

[John Clay Wolf]

In Texas, our, our northern friends are like, what are you talking about? They're still looking at snowdrifts. Yeah. 800, 800. Seven two, three, four. My name is John Clay Wolf by cars on the air. Good morning. Here's a Glenn F250 with 114. What year is it?

[Caller]

2012.

[John Clay Wolf]

Leather roof nav. So it's a lariat or a key ranch.

[Caller]

It's a lariat.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a 12 with 111. 114. Average rough or clean. Average rough or clean condition.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, it's.

[Caller]

It's almost showroom. It's clean. Clean. It gets a bath three times a week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it 27 and a half?

[Caller]

No, it's gonna be 30 to 32. It's sticker when I bought it was like 61. I got it a lot less than that, but I'm looking to get it. Probably a 16 or a peanut Latest.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I lost him. Oh man. Man, that's too bad. He was just fixing to tell me what he's really interested in, right? I mean I was like so enthralled in that I was dying to hear what he's been looking at online.

[Bobbo Turley]

Tell you what, baby, at the end of the world when there's nothing but zombies and cockroaches that ain't the mobile you want to be in. Okay. That's all I'm saying.

[John Clay Wolf]

150, 000 mile Ford diesel four wheel drive. Is it leather? Cloth?

[Caller]

It's a fake leather.

[John Clay Wolf]

I call it fake leather. Is it five grand? Six grand? Seven grand?

[Caller]

I really don't know what it's really worth.

[John Clay Wolf]

I. It's five to seven on an 046 liter with 150. It all depends on what it looks like. Can you go to givemetheven.com and load it up so I can see it? Thanks man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, thanks man.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, I'm thinking I want a 14, maybe a 15. I don't know, maybe. Maybe a 16. You know the sticker was 72,000 but I paid a lot less than that. No, I mean it was 62,000. I paid a lot less. But no, no, no. It's going to be 30 to 32 but I'm still looking for a. And also if you see any Iro Z 28, you know like them good ones and yellow ones from 83, I've really been looking for one of them. Yeah, they're about 20,000. Oh no, no no. I only give 10 Firebird. Well if I find one for 18 grand back of the money I'm going to give it to you.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm not going to resell it and.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I'm going to work on that all week trying to find it about.

[Bobbo Turley]

Nothing but the horses.

[John Clay Wolf]

I average $300 a car but if I find one that's ten grand too cheap, I'm going to give it to you. That's what I'm here to do. 8723 dealers go to my website. Give me the vin.com click franchise dealers only. I've got my automated bid tool up where it will bid your trade ins and your overage inventory without having to call anybody. We've been working on this and working on this. Y' all have heard me talk about it. It's. It's still in beta test but I will honor the bids and I will buy the cars. Go to givemetheven.com and salespeople that you don't think the used car department's putting enough in the car. Go to givemetheven.com click franchise dealers and our system will auto bid it for you. It's pretty neat. If you do it you click email JCW on Give me the vin. Also give me some feedback if you have any suggestions because we're fixing to release it for real. Put a login on it and get serious with it.

[J.D. Ryan]

I was just gonna say big fun. Car of the week. Cool. Car of the week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Big loser of the week. A 2014 Mercedes GL55.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

It only lost not one, not. Not two, not three, but 4,000. Oh, God. Yeah. Really? And we couldn't take that kind of hit here in town. We had to ship her all the way to Mannheim, Pennsylvania to do it. Because surely it wasn't worth that here in Dallas. No, something's wrong with these idiots. Well, it was that beautiful, beautiful medium husk brown.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, brown.

[John Clay Wolf]

And if you don't know what husk is, Google it. Husk. Medium husk brown. Yeah. Every time we buy a luxury car in medium husk, we lose not one, not two, but at least $3,000. So if you have a car that's over $25,000. And it's that. That cocoa butter medium husk. Yeah, like a good, healthy woman's poop color. There we go. That's bad. Ooh.

[Bobbo Turley]

Oh, look over your shoulder, honey.

[Randy's Son / Little Chipmunk]

O.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, yeah, cool cars. Cool cars. Yeah. We have a. We have a Viper that we bought out of Baton Rouge.

[J.D. Ryan]

There we go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure. From a guy. From a guy that was dying in his hospital bed. And he was on the phone with us, and Turley's negotiating with him. And so they. They. They take it to our. They haul it on a flatbed to our drop center in Scott, Louisiana. But the guy's suddenly there. The guy that's dying in the hospital bed. He's there.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's suddenly better.

[Bobbo Turley]

They brought his bed out to the.

[J.D. Ryan]

Michael. Michael. You healed him. It's a miracle.

[John Clay Wolf]

But it wouldn't start. But it wasn't anything wrong with the car. It's just a low battery.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the gas is old, so let's make sure we don't start it before we pay him. Because what you know. Of course he's telling the truth. And the motor's fine.

[Bobbo Turley]

He's about to die on his battery getting out of that hospital bed. He's all drained.

[J.D. Ryan]

You must see some of the craziest crap.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then since the battery was so dead, when they shut the doors, it locked the keys in it. Oh, wow. So how do you get that out? Well, if you're a crackhead from Lafayette, you take a Slim Jim kit. The. You know, the same kind of kit that got you in prison for those three years you served. Yeah. In Angola. And you, you're gonna jimmy it out. But since you're a dumbass, you bust the back glass out of it. And since it's a 05 Viper and they quit making them, it's about 2000, but. But other than that. Now what were you asking? J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

I got no more questions.

[John Clay Wolf]

You wanting to hear about cool cars?

[J.D. Ryan]

I was just thinking sometimes you get some neat stuff in you get.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I have a Infiniti QX56 that we threw the timing chain on and bent all the valves.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm so sorry I asked about anything.

[John Clay Wolf]

What else you got, J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

Nothing. Let's talk about Tony Romo again.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about Tony Romo?

[J.D. Ryan]

I was just saying he's better. Looks like.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Bob, is your Tahoe under warranty? Just start with warranty cars. A15. Is it an LT or an LTZ?

[Caller]

I think it's just an LT. It's my daughter's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have a sunroof? Does it. No, no. No roof. Is it leather or cloth? It's leather 15 with 47 LT, no roof. What color?

[Caller]

They call it diamond white.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's good color. That's not medium husk Brown. Is it 30? 30. Somewhere between 30 and 35.

[Caller]

I'm going to be 30 and 35.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I mean, I can get real specific. Do you want to sell it?

[Caller]

Yeah. She just got divorced and she's.

[John Clay Wolf]

J.D. you still single?

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm saying, I mean.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, sure.

[J.D. Ryan]

Got cash in the car.

[John Clay Wolf]

How old is she? Wait, wait, wait.

[Bobbo Turley]

What the hell happened?

[John Clay Wolf]

What's it like. What's it like when you have a dog, how old is your daughter?

[Caller]

This one here is 30.

[John Clay Wolf]

When you have a daughter that gets divorced, is it hard not to get mad at the guy that she's divorcing? Or. Or. Hang on and hear me out. Obviously I'm not naming any names. I didn't say your name, so nobody knows who I'm talking to.

[Randy's Son / Little Chipmunk]

Or.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you lived with her mother for so long? You understand?

[Caller]

Actually, her mother and I have been divorced horse for 20 years.

[Bobbo Turley]

He sure understands. He been understanding a long time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wait, but. But what? What is the reality? Is it hard to not be mad at him? Or. Or does she have a lot of her mama in her that made you hook him?

[Caller]

Obviously she doesn't have a whole lot of a mama. She has more of me. I don't really know. Her husband's in the. Her ex husband now is in the oil field business, so he really wasn't home an awful lot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. And also he's not making good money right now, is he? I thought the oilfield guys were scrapping.

[Caller]

Right now he does something with computers and Drilling and well.

[John Clay Wolf]

Back to your car. You didn't call me for. You didn't call me for family advice, did you? Okay, you got it. Let's, let's, let's, let's. I'm. I'm go to givemetheven.com in. Okay, hold on. How many miles around is 47, 000 miles?

[Caller]

White, black leather, heated seats, 20 inch wheels.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's all a 35 then. It's getting better. Go to givemetheven.com and 35 for sure. And y' all have a title to it or is there payoff?

[Caller]

She has a payoff. I'm not sure what it is, though.

[Bobbo Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can. I can handle paying off the payoff and all that stuff. You just go to give me the vin.com. say John hit me at 35 on the air. He wanted to see the pictures. He said he might give more. Here's the pictures. Here's the VIN number, and then we will email you back a hard offer and we'll get a deal. Done. Thank you. And that goes for anyone. Just go to give me the vin.com.

[J.D. Ryan]

I was just wondering if Tony Romo's dad's gonna drop by and tell us what he thinks about maybe Tony going to Houston, staying in Texas. And you know that first time that the Cowboys may.

[John Clay Wolf]

If he doesn't stay. Let me. Let's peel back the curtain for a minute.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tony Romo's dad, are you here?

[Bobbo Turley]

Yes. I'm always with you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. So when we developed this character, Tony romo's dad.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

J.D. you and I is our brainchild. Tony Romo's dad's making a bad face over there. We never played an exit strategy.

[Bobbo Turley]

Oh.

[J.D. Ryan]

Like good businesses. An exit strategy.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I don't know how.

[Bobbo Turley]

How are we?

[John Clay Wolf]

How are we? He's been. Antonio, how long have you been on the air with us?

[Bobbo Turley]

I don't imagine why you would feel need for ex strategy at all.

[J.D. Ryan]

He doesn't know why you need the need an exit strategy.

[Bobbo Turley]

I was working with the John Hood's show.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's been working with the John.

[Bobbo Turley]

It's more to me of an adventure job.

[J.D. Ryan]

More than an adventure than a job.

[John Clay Wolf]

But when we created this character, we didn't realize Tony was going to get traded. Yeah. And we didn't realize that Dag was going to take over and all that stuff.

[J.D. Ryan]

Did he ever.

[John Clay Wolf]

So how are we going to kill him off?

[J.D. Ryan]

Go.

[John Clay Wolf]

When it comes time to be done.

[Bobbo Turley]

If.

[John Clay Wolf]

If Tony Romo goes to Denver, we'll have some Fun with Romero for a few weeks, but then it's going to get old. We got to do something with him. Romero, how should we get rid of you at the end of all this? At the end of this movie?

[Bobbo Turley]

Want to perhaps buy me off in my culture? This is what we do in your culture. Not the Mexican side.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Turley]

But on my wife, Camila Dubukowski.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Bobbo Turley]

The Polish, they pay each other off. And then you give me the money.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Turley]

And tailor your shirt and say, I done with you. I done with you. I've done with you.

[J.D. Ryan]

So it's gonna take more money to get rid of you.

[Bobbo Turley]

Yes. It's like a Haitian divorce.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo Turley]

I got.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or we could have you deported.

[Bobbo Turley]

Or with the little children here. I should say the IV Orlando or nce.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think in a Trump world and all this walls talk. I think having him deported is. I think he gets deported at the end of the story.

[J.D. Ryan]

Slingshot and shoot him over the wall like.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you remember, sir? The peasants are revolting. The peasants are revolting. What? What?

[J.D. Ryan]

Monty Python.

[John Clay Wolf]

Monty Python.

[Bobbo Turley]

I regret to tell you, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Turley]

This actually have happened to me every six to eight weeks for the last 40 years. Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really? Yes.

[Bobbo Turley]

If I have a cousin with a wedding keep coming back. Yes. It's easy to come back.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, I guess. Yeah. Clearly.

[Bobbo Turley]

Three countries.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, my. My number one lady that runs all of our business business is Mexican American.

[Bobbo Turley]

Oh, yeah?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And she had her first grandbaby. And you know how you people are about your babies.

[Bobbo Turley]

Yes, but the first ones she take a long time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, is that normal?

[Bobbo Turley]

Yes, two weeks. You can have the labor for between 60 hours and 130 hours.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it was about 130 when she went down there.

[Bobbo Turley]

She went down.

[John Clay Wolf]

She went down there on a Monday and the. The daughter in law was dilating supposedly.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

She did not have the baby for 11 more days.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, my Lord. Oh my God.

[Bobbo Turley]

Especially during the spring break.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're in military, so they wouldn't set a inducement. The springtime calving season does what?

[Bobbo Turley]

Especially during the spring break week take longer.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't think of that. And if you have Alexis a new one.

[Charlie]

Oh, speaking of that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, she has the Lexus.

[John Clay Wolf]

She had the Lexus.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, you gave her a car and two weeks off.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, and down. And by the it's time beach for.

[Announcer]

The ride of the week.

[Bobbo Turley]

Oh, boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

The new 17 is 350. Made by Lexus. Color is caviar. What of kind color's that? Turley Caviar.

[Charlie]

I don't know. I didn't get to see it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't either.

[J.D. Ryan]

Nobody saw it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nobody saw it.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's been all of its time elsewhere.

[John Clay Wolf]

Connie, call in and tell us how nice it was. Cuz it sounds real pretty and like it really rode well and like, wow. We'd really like to see it. What.

[Charlie]

What does the spec say about it?

[John Clay Wolf]

It says it's $50,000 of pure Mexican pleasure.

[Charlie]

So it gets to San Antonio very fast.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, it'll run up and down the road to San Antonio with driver's assist.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, at least 2 cent great big.

[John Clay Wolf]

Back seats for plenty of kids for the grand. Plenty of room for the baby seats.

[Charlie]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

The AllNew Lexus is 350 if you're Hispanic and you like children. Oh my God, you need a L. Lexus. Don't get Romo's dad, Matt. Don't do what with Romo's dad? Oh, God, dude.

[Caller]

Tony Romo's dad.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I mean, let's say he get. He goes to Washington Redskins and three years pass, can we still make him relevant here in Dallas Fort Worth? Will anyone care?

[Caller]

Absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

Because day after day he will throw into a tight high spiral at 85 yards per hour.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from, Matt?

[Caller]

Albrightsville, Pennsylvania. Pennsylvania.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dude. ZZ O Z. Oh, thank you. Well, if he likes it up in Pennsylvania, then I guess it is relevant, right? Romero, do you want to stay or do you want to go? It's kind of like that song by the Clash.

[Bobbo Turley]

He can still take the piecebar Steelers and stick them in his boy hiding.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, when y' all went to that place and you saw Ben Roethlisberger.

[Bobbo Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was he dressed up as a waitress?

[Bobbo Turley]

This is what is so amazing about Ben Roethlisberger. He was not there at the time. The waitress, Julie. Yeah, she look just like him with that.

[John Clay Wolf]

That.

[Bobbo Turley]

She making that face. That face when you throw a ball and you see Roy Williams horse collar your man and take him to the ground and he no catches the ball and it's intercepted for touchdown.

[John Clay Wolf]

That look.

[Bobbo Turley]

Yeah, she make it. That look like. Just like a beanie. Roethlisberger look just like him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Logan 11 Charger SE with 61's got to be worth 11 12,000, right? No, 11. 11. Is that right?

[Caller]

Yeah, I mean, I owe 11 on.

[John Clay Wolf]

It, so, I mean, load it [e-mail] if you want to sell it. Give me the VIN.com. say I was thinking 11. You're thinking 11. Here's the car and we'll verify it Ah. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars on the radio and I watch Tony Romo's dad talk to us on the radio as well. We'll be back with more of JD John Clay and Bobbo.

[Bobbo Turley]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the Wolf man on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by GiveMeTheVin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

The W. But I quit those days.

[Randy's Son / Little Chipmunk]

And my red neck.

[John Clay Wolf]

At givemetheven.com we're known for beating CarMax offers left and right. If we don't, we'll pay you 100 in March. I'm up in the ante. I'll pay you 100 or I'll kiss your. That's right. @givemethevin.com send us your CarMax offer and if we can't beat it, you got the choice to get a $100 check or me personally kissing your. That's givemetheven.com the best car buyers in all of southern United States.

[Bobbo Turley]

Sell us your car. GiveMeTheVin.com we'll beat your CarMax offer or we'll kiss your.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John clay wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wayne 15 accord, 16,000 miles. Leather is it an ex LX LX with. Leather is a four cylinder. Six.

[Bobbo Turley]

Four.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color? Red. All right. It's right about 17. 16 and a half. 17 grand.

[Caller]

All right, thanks a lot, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll buy it. Yep. Go to givemetheven.com load it up. 03 half ton Silverado. How many miles, Jimmy?

[Caller]

127.

[John Clay Wolf]

Extended cab. Four wheel drive or two?

[Caller]

Two wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average rough or clean?

[Caller]

Rough.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average now is it. It's 150 on a 03. It's an extended cab, right?

[Caller]

Yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Leather. Cloth. Cloth kind of rough to average. What city?

[Caller]

New Orleans.

[John Clay Wolf]

New Orleans. Have you ever jumped it off into the poncha train?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just twice?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, is it such a pile of crap that you like, put pontoons under it and slap a Johnson on the back and go fishing? Oh, no.

[Caller]

Everything works. 147 miles on a speedometer. The headline is sagging and there's a scuff mark on a. On a, on a core panel.

[John Clay Wolf]

The headline sagging like Bobo's boob?

[Caller]

Yeah, like five boob.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it more than a thousand dollars? How much is the car more than a thousand dollars?

[Caller]

I think I would say so. What would you say?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm thinking. I'm just trying to visualize it. Can you take a picture with your cell phone and stick it to givemethevin.com so we can look at it. I'm thinking a thousand, two thousand bucks.

[Caller]

All right. I don't have a picture. What it means.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Terry. 14 Kia Optima. What's your payoff?

[Randy's Son / Little Chipmunk]

It's paid off.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. Good, good, good, good, good. I asked that because so many people with Kias are buried. It's Optima. Is it a hybrid or the regular one? Regular. Is it a EX, LX, Turbo SX? Turbo SXL. Which one? EX with 58, 000 miles. What color?

[Randy's Son / Little Chipmunk]

It's like a cherry burgundy.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm an $11,000 buyer. Maybe 12. 11.

[Caller]

12.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. With 58,000 miles on it. Go to givemetheven.com and that goes for everybody. Go to. What city are you in, Terry?

[Caller]

I'm in Weatherford.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, hi, Weatherford. Hello, Weatherford. Hello, Houston. Hello, New York City. Hello, Oklahoma City. Dallas, Fort Worth. Bayou country, New Orleans. And everybody in between Wichita Falls, Arkansas and the rest of the SEC states. We'll be back. Una memento, por favor.

[Bobbo Turley]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the Wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you're fixing to trade your car to the dealership, go to givemetheven.com and check them. Let's see if they're giving enough. Because if they're not, and I give [e-mail] I'll still do the in and out with your dealer. I'll buy your car from them and honor my price. Givemetheven.com dealers, send your customers. I'll do business with everybody. I buy cars high. I've been doing this for 20 years. And we're the best in the business.

[Bobbo Turley]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's 9. 37 in the a.m. here, Central Standard Time for those of y' all who listen to the radio instead of wearing a watch or having a close lock on your phone. Time and temperature, Bobbo. Time and temperature. Steve O. Steve o. From Jackass. A 13 Mustang with 21. Is it Le. Is it a six cylinder or four? I mean, God, six. So it's not an eight?

[Bobbo Turley]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's a girl Mustang.

[Caller]

It's a girl, but. And it's a Girl owner.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, good. So you're calling for her because you're going to get her an extra thousand more than what the dealer offered. Because in you can do that, then you'll prove your manlihood and you might get some play this evening.

[Caller]

That's why we do these things.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, we're just clarifying all the situation here. And if I help you get that extra thousand, do we get nudes texted over?

[Caller]

My wife has a.

[John Clay Wolf]

No nude. Oh no. Wife. He just threw the wife card at you, Bobbo.

[Bobbo Turley]

It's like a hardwired rule then, isn't it?

[John Clay Wolf]

It. Wow, what a downer. What city you in, guys? Steve?

[Caller]

Garland, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know where that is. Okay, what. What's the payoff on this thing? Cuz nobody's got a six cylinder Mustang. No way.

[Caller]

Clear title.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nobody has a six cylinder Mustang. That's like less than three years old. Without a payoff. It doesn't exist. Ford won't allow it.

[Caller]

It does here.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did y'. All. Did y' all come into some. Into some inheritance?

[Caller]

Oh no, man. She just decided that she doesn't like her Mustang anymore and wants the Ford Focus.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it's a 13 grander. I think it's a 13 grander.

[Caller]

The escape. Excuse me?

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it's a 13 grandser.

[Caller]

That's what I was thinking.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was.

[Caller]

It was offering. They wanted to give us 12 on.

[John Clay Wolf]

A trade in because they were trying to screw your wife. And you're not going to allow anybody to. To do that financially or physically. Hey, go to givemetheven.com, load it up, say 13 will buy it and I'll buy it. Or I can do the in and out with that dealer. Or I'll get you a dealer. What do you go to? Great. Go. Go see ch. God, I'm losing my mind. Chaz Chaz Gilmore, Grapevine Ford. Tell him I put 13 in it and do the in and out with me or he needs to call me and we'll work. 800-800-7234. No, there's no time for more questions. 06RT with 161 Phillips. About a three grand car. Phil? Phil McCracken, you there? Hey.

[Caller]

Hey.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's about a three grand car. Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

The three grand car. North Richland Hills.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I can see a 06 Charger with 160 in North Richland Hills. This thing, has it ever been parked in front of a topless joint?

[Caller]

Ever parked in front of a topless joint? Maybe every other Tuesday right in North.

[John Clay Wolf]

Richland Hills, but boom. Randy the Chipmunk is here in the studio. Good morning, Randy.

[Randy's Son / Little Chipmunk]

Hey, guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey.

[Randy's Son / Little Chipmunk]

What's going on?

[J.D. Ryan]

You're chipper this morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, you are chipper. No pun.

[J.D. Ryan]

No pun intended.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. What's up with you, chipper, huh? Bad chipmunk joke. I.

[J.D. Ryan]

Just kidding.

[Randy's Son / Little Chipmunk]

I just hang around. How's everybody doing? Okay?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, Weather's great.

[Randy's Son / Little Chipmunk]

Hey, I was wondering, did you say last week? Now, I won't be insensitive. Did you think you had a transsexual working in your office?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. His name is Rob.

[Randy's Son / Little Chipmunk]

Yes. I mean, what's that even mean?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, his name's not Rob. His name's Mike.

[Randy's Son / Little Chipmunk]

No, I mean, what's transactional mean that.

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't know what they are? Oh, we don't know. He was wearing a grandma blanket and. And maybe not.

[Randy's Son / Little Chipmunk]

He's a. He's a male.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but. J.D. will you pick this up?

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm not even sure what a transsexual is.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a male that looks like a woman. I don't know what. I mean, the ISD to seem to know either.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

They can't figure out.

[Randy's Son / Little Chipmunk]

Shut the front door.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right, we will.

[Randy's Son / Little Chipmunk]

He's a male. That. What?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

A man that's a woman that's a man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Identifies as a woman.

[John Clay Wolf]

Maybe.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, it's just a sexual orientation. They're a little confused.

[Randy's Son / Little Chipmunk]

Well, don't get me wrong. I mean, we got times we dress up for another Wayne.

[J.D. Ryan]

Another Wayne?

[Randy's Son / Little Chipmunk]

You know, the. The Princess Ball.

[J.D. Ryan]

Princess Ball?

[Randy's Son / Little Chipmunk]

Policeman's Ball.

[J.D. Ryan]

If you have a policeman, not just.

[Randy's Son / Little Chipmunk]

To go to work in the car business. Ew. It doesn't matter if your boy, girl, chipmunk look all the same.

[J.D. Ryan]

They do.

[Randy's Son / Little Chipmunk]

In fact, most animals, you know, from the dog all the way up to.

[J.D. Ryan]

The monkey, looks similar.

[Randy's Son / Little Chipmunk]

Males and females look distinctively alike. Well, why y' all gotta go and screw with that?

[J.D. Ryan]

Because we wear clothes, and the clothes can kind of identify if a guy's wearing a dress. He may be a little cross dresser.

[Randy's Son / Little Chipmunk]

Only place we have that in animal kingdom.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Randy's Son / Little Chipmunk]

Is like worms.

[J.D. Ryan]

Worms.

[Randy's Son / Little Chipmunk]

Yeah. And some of the fishes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Randy's Son / Little Chipmunk]

And insects.

[J.D. Ryan]

Asexual.

[Randy's Son / Little Chipmunk]

Yeah, some of those insects. Pretty weird.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why?

[Randy's Son / Little Chipmunk]

I don't know. They're like what they call unsexual.

[J.D. Ryan]

There's things you've noticed. Okay, yeah. Asexual is what they're called.

[Randy's Son / Little Chipmunk]

And nobody wants to get it on with them.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, no, not at an insect.

[Randy's Son / Little Chipmunk]

Well. Cause, I mean, you don't want to get on with an insect, do you? Just because they're delicious doesn't mean it's something you want to.

[J.D. Ryan]

Now it's your food. You don't play with your food.

[Caller]

You know what?

[John Clay Wolf]

Where's this going?

[Randy's Son / Little Chipmunk]

People are twisted. Sometimes I'm happy just to be a damn chipmunk.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're hungover?

[Randy's Son / Little Chipmunk]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cuz some people, you know we're on in New Orleans, right? They've got a lot to say on this topic.

[Randy's Son / Little Chipmunk]

I never go to New Orleans again.

[Caller]

You know what?

[Randy's Son / Little Chipmunk]

You ever hear about the Cajuns?

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[Randy's Son / Little Chipmunk]

Those Cajuns.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Randy's Son / Little Chipmunk]

Will eat your ass.

[Caller]

Well.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Yeah they are.

[John Clay Wolf]

Randy the chipmunk. Thank you very much. Brian. Good morning. You're on, Brian. A 16GX. It's a premium.

[Caller]

What color is fell White on leather? EC crew?

[John Clay Wolf]

White is good. Any problems with it? Anything bad happen to it?

[Caller]

Nothing at all. Just going through some deal and I need to get rid of it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it 50 grand?

[Caller]

I was thinking like 50. 50, 500. Somewhere in there is what I need.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where you be staying?

[Caller]

I'm in Katy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Do you have a title or do you have a payoff?

[Caller]

Yeah, I have a payoff. Exactly what you told me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

I just got it six months ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

The payoff is right at 50.

[Randy's Son / Little Chipmunk]

50,000?

[Caller]

2 50.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll buy it. Just go to givemetheven.com and load it up and we'll. We'll send you the thing. Go ahead and get your payoff stuff ready and Monday we'll verify it and go pick it up and pay off your payoff and you'll be out of it.

[Caller]

Sounds like a plan.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Hey Dave. Devin. This 14 GMC Sierra, the all terrain. That's the big motor, right?

[Caller]

Yeah. Yeah it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have the red badge on the side that says mdx?

[Caller]

I don't think so.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'd have to go down.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've got to go to break right now. But I want to buy this thing. If you're serious about selling it. Are you serious about selling it? I'm actually kind of looking more into free.

[Caller]

Finding out what it's worth and if it's worth what I want for it, then yeah, I'm interested in selling.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, go figure out what it's worth and then come see [e-mail] and we'll buy it. 800-800-7234. When I say go find out. Go do your research. Go to the KBBS of the world and all the other stuff and then come to us when you're ready. Actually, do me a favor. Go to carmax and get a bid. And if I don't beat your carmax bid, then I owe you 100 bucks or I'll kiss your ass. My name's John Clay wolf, and we'll be right back with more of the juggly wolf show.

[Bobbo Turley]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the wolf man on the radio. There's more of the John Clay wolf show coming up, powered by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

@Givemetheven.Com we're known for beating carmax offers left and right. If we don't, we'll pay you 100 in March. I'm upping the ante. I'll pay you 100 or I'll kiss you. That's right. @givemetheven.com send us your CarMax offer. And if we can't beat it, you got the choice to get a $100 check or me personally kissing your ass. That's givemetheven.com the best car buyers in all the of southern United States.

[Bobbo Turley]

Sell us your car. We'll beat your carmax offer or we'll kiss your.

[Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the wolf radio studios, it's time for the John Clay wolf show. Hit him up now. 800-800-Rode. Or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was hard to review that Lexus since we never saw it.

[Bobbo Turley]

I thought you did great.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think Connie needs to call in to review the Lexus.

[Bobbo Turley]

It made me want to see it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm dying to see it now.

[Bobbo Turley]

It wasn't. It wasn't caviar colored, was it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Apparently that's what it says.

[Bobbo Turley]

What is caviar colored? Is that like salty and dead?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, you know, we were talking about, like, winners and losers of the week in the. In the car world that I live in, we successfully lost $800. This is hard to do. We lost $800 on a $500 van.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

How do you do that?

[Bobbo Turley]

Well, you put $800 in the back and you drive it into a lake.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I mean, we really don't buy junk cars. And when we buy junk cars, we always make them instead of pick them up. We say, you got to bring it to us because we want to see it make it here. And this old piece of junk made it like an hour and a half. Yeah. And then it got to the auction and it spontaneously combusted. I'm telling you, these cars, it's the damnedest thing. How many things break down when I buy them?

[Bobbo Turley]

It just got on fire.

[John Clay Wolf]

It does. Well, the starter went out.

[Bobbo Turley]

Was anyone impressed?

[John Clay Wolf]

But on a. On a 2,000 mile adventure van with 180,000 miles on it, that's totaled. Yeah, if it loses the starter. And it was a Warner Brothers edition. When it went across the block, I was like, hey, hey, guys. It's a Warner Brothers edition. And it. We finally got money at $100, and it went to $400.

[Bobbo Turley]

See, if you had painted ACME on the side in big block letters and done that, it'd be like a, you know, a show man, an exposition. Dress somebody up like a coyote.

[Charlie]

There's a van that we got in this week, and I believe it was from Louisiana. Of course, that was painted by, I swear, hippies, because it all colored. You can look it up in there.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's nothing but.

[Charlie]

But hippie colors. Peace symbol.

[John Clay Wolf]

We bought it.

[Charlie]

No, no. I was wanting to make at least 500 offer just to have it, Right? But Robert was like, no, no, I already know. We learned our lesson about vans. I was like, come on, he could drive it. I was like, we could put it up front right here at the office.

[Bobbo Turley]

Well, Robert's just like a Republican with the Affordable Care Act. He's like, oh, lay your hands off.

[John Clay Wolf]

It had 500 worth of paint on it.

[Charlie]

Oh, well, of some type of graffiti.

[John Clay Wolf]

Chris, is this 99 Prelude with 153,000 miles on it? More than $500? Chris, is this 99 Prelude with 153 thousand miles on it? Is it more than $500?

[Caller]

Well, I was online. They're going for like 4 to 5,000. So that's why I was really curious. That was true.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it brings a grand. Real money.

[Caller]

And with the rebuilt motor.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, see, with the rebuilt motor story, which is great, but I never seem to. I mean, if I say, hey, this car's got a rebuilt motor, nobody cares. Like, yeah, it's still a 99 Prelude with 150,000 miles. It looks like the car that was when I graduated high school. I'm not knocking it. I'm just. Just saying what the facts are. I don't know. It's really not me. I'd put that one on Craigslist for 2500 and see what happens.

[Caller]

Okay, well, I appreciate it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Ennis, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ennis?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

My auctioneer, one of our auctioneers, lives in Ennis, Texas. The heli hunter, Craig Meyer.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, very well.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you ever see those Helicopters coming and going out of Ennis, Texas. That's them. They. They hunt hogs. 800-800-7 2, 3, 4. Speaking of vans, Turley, here's a van. Ben's got a 06 Savannah van. A Savannah van. Hey, Ben, is this thing a conversion or is it a commercial, like a cargo van?

[Caller]

It's a cargo van I use for work. Currently I'm looking to go to a trailer setup now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you just haul like for the morgue?

[Caller]

I'm a paint vendor for dealerships. So we, we go on site paint repair.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you a. Are you one of the trailer guys in the back of the store painting bumpers?

[Caller]

That's me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, hell, I need you. Go to givemetheven.com and click email. JCW. What. What city are you in?

[Caller]

Spring.

[John Clay Wolf]

I spend 10,000 a week with those guys in Houston.

[Caller]

Oh, wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I'm a big account.

[Charlie]

How much you charge a bumper?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, what do you charge for a bumper right now?

[Caller]

Full bumpers 150. Partial 125.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, that's about what we're doing. But you know, we might. We have so many cars in Houston, it might be a good idea to get somebody to start getting them ready down there at our lot in spring. Ben, I'm serious. Go to go. Go to givemetheven.com and click email. JCW. We probably have some work for you.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

The van, I don't know. It's gonna bring. What are they bringing? 5 grand. Is that right?

[Caller]

I'm not sure what they bring. I really haven't looked into it, actually. I just picked up a Jeep recently and I'm gonna go to a trailer set up, so I can't.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't have time for a buzz life story. I just don't. I'm just clicking them off. I love you guys and I'll talk to you more off air about it, but we've got 400, 000 listeners and they don't care that you're going to trailer. They don't care. Not this minute, but throughout the day.

[Bobbo Turley]

That's crazy. Where did we get 400, 000? You're joking.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tony Romo's dad brought them all. Oh, nine Tahoe LTC. We're on at 60.

[J.D. Ryan]

16 cities.

[John Clay Wolf]

You did? Hey, Turley, did we add, like, Charles yet?

[Charlie]

I've not heard anything from anybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

Charles, we're adding another one. Really? 2.1 classic rock station. Yeah, shut up, Baba. 09 ltz with 150 red. Is it? Is it? Is it? Is it? Is it is. It is it 7500. Red.

[Caller]

Hello?

[John Clay Wolf]

Red anode an 09 Tahoe LTZ with 150 is about 7500 bucks.

[Caller]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Y.

[Caller]

That's pretty good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I'll buy it. You want to sell it?

[Caller]

Yeah, I talk to the. It's actually my wife's car. I'll have to talk to her first.

[John Clay Wolf]

Load it up on givemetheven.com and we'll buy it. 05 vet with a 90 on it. CJ did I b. I think this car? I bid one yesterday just like this. No, that was an 08. This is 055. First year the new body. CJ average rough or clean condition. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm on the wrong guy. C.J. are you there?

[Caller]

Yes, yes, I'm here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average rough or clean condition.

[Caller]

Clean. It's a crack in the windshield. Got hit with a rock.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, just like Bobbo in the head.

[Bobbo Turley]

Crack in the wind. I thought he said some crack on the windshield.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no, no. In the windshield. In the windshield. Is it 13,000? 13, 500, something like that?

[Caller]

Yeah, that's. That's in the. In the range where I was thinking 13, 5, 14.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have a title or is there a payoff?

[Caller]

1500. Payoff.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, so you don't have a payoff. We go to givemethevin.com. lock it up. Tell them what that. What I'm thinking, and we'll buy it. I want to buy them. I'm. We're here to buy them. I promise. So we want to buy 100 cars today. That's our goal. JD coming back with top 10 and 10. What is it today?

[J.D. Ryan]

We have the top 10 ways we can get rid of Tony Romo's dad. We need to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Somebody needs to ask him in a press conference.

[Bobbo Turley]

Oh, he's not going to like that. I know.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why is Tony Romo's dad. Why is your dad on the radio.

[J.D. Ryan]

Every Saturday morning time talking about all the behind the scene seen stuff with you and your family.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right?

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, kind of embar. Aren't you embarrassed?

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll be right back. My name is John Clay wol. We black horse the radio with Tony Romo's dad for some reason. In a white room with black curtains in the station black roof country no gold pavements tired starlings silver horses run down the R in your dark eyes dawn light smile on you leaving my condition and. This place.

[Announcer]

From the Wolf Radio Studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Call John toll free. Cheap bastards 1-800-800 radio or log on to gowolf.now. john Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is the deal with you two? Are they coming out with a Joshua Tree tour and they're just going to play the Joshua Tree album? Yep. Is that already out from. Yep.

[Charlie]

Beginning to end. I don't know when the tour starts. I know they'll be coming to Dallas.

[John Clay Wolf]

So Houston paint Floyd the wall kind of idea.

[Charlie]

I mean I guess the last time.

[John Clay Wolf]

They played it in Dallas for worth it was ridiculous to sell out. Is you two that big of a deal? Obviously. Bob, are you a huge YouTube fan?

[Bobbo Turley]

I like them. Yeah. I like them a lot.

[J.D. Ryan]

Would you pay 500 bucks a seat.

[Bobbo Turley]

To see him if. If I had 500 bucks.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Bobbo Turley]

You know and it didn't break the whiskey budget or you know, priority, you know, just. I mean 500 bucks, man. You know what you can do with 500 bucks?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, you can go to see you too here.

[Bobbo Turley]

The naked city. There are a thousand stories.

[John Clay Wolf]

You could put a starter on a 500 van.

[Bobbo Turley]

Yeah, good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mike. A 12 accurate TSX with 55. I like the miles. Is it a four cylinder or six? Four cylinder and it's got nav. So it's got a tech package.

[Caller]

Yes, it does.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color? Black. What city are you? Where are you? Denton. That's not far. Eleven grand. Buy it.

[Caller]

H. It's a little bit low. I was hoping for some more.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much more?

[Caller]

About three more.

[John Clay Wolf]

300,000. You need. You need to go down to the hardware store, get you a for sale sign and find you a good corner. Find you a good corner to put.

[Caller]

That I was afraid of.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Do you have a payoff on it?

[Caller]

It's 13.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I could probably go to 12 if 12 will buy it. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up and write 12 will buy it and we will damn sure try to buy it. I can't. Thank you. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio Kelly and oh, one sequoia with 230 on it's worth two grand. That I know.

[Bobbo Turley]

Hi.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hi. Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Alvin, Texas.

[Bobbo Turley]

Alvin, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

230,000 miles. I'll be damned. Yeah. Is it nice?

[Caller]

It's. Oh yeah, it's really nice. We're still using it and you know, I was just testing the waters because we don't necessarily need a new vehicle but it's too. I've dealt with you before.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, good, good, good. I'm glad Was your experience.

[Caller]

It was amazing. You're the best.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did the. Did the check clear?

[Bobbo Turley]

That's what she said.

[Randy's Son / Little Chipmunk]

It's a check.

[John Clay Wolf]

Clear.

[Bobbo Turley]

Cleared, Bob.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you believe it? Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, that's what she was.

[John Clay Wolf]

John, we got it. We got a customer on line three. They want a wire transfer. They're not taking a check. Yeah, well, okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Connie's on. On the board. She's gonna review the Lexus for us. Hey, Kelly. It's two to $3,000 is what it's worth. Okay.

[Caller]

Yeah, that's. That's kind of in the ballpark. We were thinking. I'll let my husband know. I sure appreciate you, John. You keep doing what you're doing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, Katie. Kelly, Connie. Good morning.

[Caller]

Well, hi there guys. What are y' all doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

We were talking about you and your God.

[Bobbo Turley]

Really? What are you doing?

[Caller]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

You're two weeks.

[Caller]

You got that the wrong way. That should be a little bit of country, not a little bit south of the border.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I mean we were trying to do the review on the Lexus, but since you took off for two weeks with our car, we just figured maybe you'd do the review.

[Caller]

Well, yeah, I guess so. I got a little busy. Got a little busy.

[John Clay Wolf]

How is that Lexus now?

[Announcer]

Now it's time for the ride.

[Caller]

Not a long trip driver.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not a good comfortable. No, it was not a long trip driver.

[Bobbo Turley]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

A fifty thousand dollar Lexus didn't feel good.

[Caller]

No, it. After a while that, that rear end is. Is starting to hurt. And I'm sorry, I'm old school. I like the radio controls to be able to turn them. I don't like all this touch stuff while I'm trying to drive. And trying to touch. It's just not a good combination.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you. In one week you've turned into a. A grumpy grandma.

[Bobbo Turley]

Bring it back at the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, okay, so the review is great car, but the butt hurts. And Give me a 8 track stereo cassette player. There you go.

[Caller]

I'll be all right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Connie, did you bring it back yet from San Antonio?

[John Clay Wolf]

I think we got it back. I think we already gave it to Lexus.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, gave it back.

[Charlie]

Okay, so 50 grand does not do it for her.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like them big push buttons on that AC Delco stereo system.

[J.D. Ryan]

Like a knob that you can turn. I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Square body Chevrolet is what Connie wants. 88, 80, 85 model.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm with her cuz I was looking at one of those Cadillacs and it's got that toggle Switch for the volume.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, the Q system in the Cadillac sucks.

[J.D. Ryan]

What is it?

[John Clay Wolf]

What's FYI?

[J.D. Ryan]

What's that mean?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's their system of their technology package and their. Their screen that runs everything. It doesn't suck, but it ain't good. No, it's just problematic. We have a lot of arbitrations on those where they. Where they. The MMI is what they call it. I don't even know what that stands for.

[J.D. Ryan]

I should knock that off my list of cars. How about a Lincoln? How about that Lincoln suv?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, no. If you like depreciation, go grab you a Lincoln.

[Bobbo Turley]

I don't want that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get a hold of it and get a good picture because you just lost 10, $10,000 the moment you took ownership. Casey Kasem is here.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hang on a minute. Good morning, John. How you doing? Michael, Jerry, Bobbo, you guys all look good. Nice and cheery. Hey, I heard you were looking for ways to maybe get rid of Tony Romo's dad. So we came up with the top 10 ways we could get rid of Tony Romo's dad.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we're talking about whenever if we need to get rid of the character.

[J.D. Ryan]

And the character finally, you know, every character comes. Every character.

[John Clay Wolf]

Even Seinfeld ended at some point. Tony Romo's dad is gonna jump the shark.

[J.D. Ryan]

Gonna have to jump the shark. So here are the top 10 ways we could get rid of Tony Romo's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dad if we needed to.

[J.D. Ryan]

When that moment comes, number. All right. Trade him to a Houston radio station for a future bit character. Let him take a brand new Lexus to San Antonio, and he'll never come back. Reveal that he was the guy that stole Tom Brady's jack jersey.

[Bobbo Turley]

Number seven.

[J.D. Ryan]

Bring in Dak Prescott's dad for a couple of weeks.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's dead.

[J.D. Ryan]

Even better if he's dead. Number six. Tell him there's a free health care in Mexico. Tell him Trump is gonna buy the Dallas Cowboys, give him a gig driving beaters to Mexico. Have Trump invoke a president presidential travel ban on Dallas Cowboys family members. Open the door and yell immigration.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't hear what he said. Oh.

[J.D. Ryan]

Shoot him in a giant slingshot over the Mexican wall in a high tide spiral.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a good one.

[J.D. Ryan]

The top 10 ways to get rid of Tommy Romo's dad when we finally need to keep your feet in the ground. Keep reaching for the star.

[John Clay Wolf]

He is going to join us at 10:45 in this hour. My name is John Clay Wolf. His name is JD Ryan Bobbo and Rush Limbaugh. I'd like to talk to Rush. If you have him on the isdn, bring him up.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know he's got an opinion.

[Charlie]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Turley]

Rush. John. Yes, I can hear you clear as day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, good.

[Bobbo Turley]

You're coming in awfully well this morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. Good to see you. Brush my headphones on.

[Bobbo Turley]

I've been smoking a little grass.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, you can't.

[Bobbo Turley]

No, it's legal down here in Florida though. It is for me. Okay. I am L. Rushboat.

[John Clay Wolf]

So catch me up on the weekend. Trump. Rush.

[Bobbo Turley]

You know, tell. Tell you the truth, I haven't really watched that closely. I. I think I knew this was going to happen. The Obamacare.

[J.D. Ryan]

Obamacare.

[Bobbo Turley]

Economy killer.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Turley]

Death panel Tax, government, health care.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Turley]

Overthrow.

[J.D. Ryan]

I think Donald.

[John Clay Wolf]

Look what.

[Bobbo Turley]

I think Donald J. Trump is correct when he says this thing could implode any second now.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's moments away.

[Bobbo Turley]

As soon as we do anything for poor people in this country. Yeah, we're done with.

[J.D. Ryan]

Think so.

[Bobbo Turley]

Absolutely. That's why I'm taking. Actually, look, taking a second job myself, starting a business, a Rush boom. We've started a website where we can collect people VIN numbers from their automobiles. Oh, no, there's a lot of money in those. Used cars. Yes, we're wholesaling. No, no, we actually, our first week we did 42 cars, all from the metropolitan Panama, Florida area.

[John Clay Wolf]

We did very well.

[Charlie]

What is this site called?

[Bobbo Turley]

We came away with $80 total.

[J.D. Ryan]

Total.

[Bobbo Turley]

That's not bad. At least we didn't lose anything.

[J.D. Ryan]

We didn't lose any money.

[Bobbo Turley]

The website, if you want to look it up, it's called Vinckenden. What?

[J.D. Ryan]

Vin what?

[John Clay Wolf]

Vin. Kiddin.

[Bobbo Turley]

Like we got the name from VIN. Of course. VIN is the 17 digit car identification.

[J.D. Ryan]

That much we know.

[Bobbo Turley]

And then Condon is after that because it just sounds so damn good.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know.

[Bobbo Turley]

Vinconden. Your prescription in the wholesale business.

[John Clay Wolf]

Look, Rush, it sounds like you're ripping off my. Give me the. And.

[Bobbo Turley]

And There are side effects.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no.

[Bobbo Turley]

Eventually you can get an old Chrysler with a markedly hesitant powertrain. That can happen. I've seen it a hundred times in a week with only 42 cars. It's a learning curve, John. I think we're gonna do really well for it down here in Florida for a while, then. Then we'll expand to. God help us, Mississippi.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where did you come up with this idea, Rush?

[Bobbo Turley]

Yeah, well, I saw a Concord.

[John Clay Wolf]

A Chrysler Concord, yes.

[Bobbo Turley]

Driving down the highways. It's been three weeks ago.

[J.D. Ryan]

Three weeks.

[Bobbo Turley]

And I asked the man what he would take for it. He said $43,000. These old cars are worth a lot. What I didn't realize was that he spent a hundred and forty three dollars making it look like it did the day I saw it. They're not all like that, kids. El Ruspo's learning a little thing or two about the used car business and having a fine time doing it. I log on to Vincunden and then I take a Vicodin, drink a Bloody Mary and smoke a little of this grass. It's an amazing time when you. You've got time to take off. I wish I could still buy a slit small liquor bowl.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is wrong?

[Bobbo Turley]

I would have one. You know, when he walks through the.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wall, he's not done.

[Bobbo Turley]

He says, my friend, my good man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Turley]

You look like you could use a Schlitz malt liquor bowl. Right? And here he comes right through the wall.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right through the wall.

[Bobbo Turley]

That's what my business is going to do in the used car industry. Prescription.

[John Clay Wolf]

Two things. You're ripping off my own business, clearly of give me the vin.com and you're stepping on the toes of my major sponsor, Natural Light.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[Bobbo Turley]

All fair in war and drugs, my friend.

[John Clay Wolf]

To offset that, I think we should play Son of the Spot Rush. We'll see you later, man.

[Bobbo Turley]

When helping with the dishes, he considers licking his plate a primary portion of the initial rinse sequence. For Christmas, he gave his old lady a wonderful Christmas card and a half smoked Joy. He has three children under the age of 10 but has yet to change a diaper ever. He is the world's biggest son of a bitch. Hey man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a natty light.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tall boy. Yeah, buddy. In the essence, SOB has his own Twitter handle now. Where he's updating you. Yes, he does constantly at sobjcw.

[J.D. Ryan]

Can you imagine never having three kids and never changing a diaper?

[John Clay Wolf]

I could not imagine.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh man, what a.

[John Clay Wolf]

What a. I could not imagine the show. I have two kids under 10.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Turley]

Has a Twitter account now too. I've changed like four if you're ready to unveil that. Yeah, but did you know the show has a Twitter account now? No, I texted you. What is it Tuesday or Wednesday? It is @JCWore tweets.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo Turley]

JCW tweets.

[John Clay Wolf]

And are you handling that handle?

[Bobbo Turley]

I am not. I set it up and I'm done.

[John Clay Wolf]

That rolls right off the tongue, cuz I'm no expert.

[Bobbo Turley]

I'll. I'll ruin it. I'll ruin it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jcwore.com.

[Bobbo Turley]

Cuz everything I'll have on there will be like book reviews and you know, I write a little poetry. It's just too heavy. It's no fun.

[John Clay Wolf]

Brian, a 13 big. Not funny, Brian. A Bighorn 13. A damned old Dodge truck with 76 on it. Is it the crew or the, or the small back door?

[Caller]

It's the smaller back door. It's a quad cab.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it, Is it, is it, is it 16? 17 grand. 17.

[Caller]

18.

[John Clay Wolf]

17, 18.

[Caller]

A little bit. A little bit more than that. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's it take to buy?

[Caller]

Probably about 19.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's your payoff?

[Caller]

I have none.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Bobbo Turley]

Don't you give a dime more than 14? 2 for that truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, now I'm gonna look it up. Let me see. Because I've been lazy this morning I.

[J.D. Ryan]

Had to turn his computer on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it's not under Dodge, it's under Ram because they changed the, the name to Ram. It's no longer a Dodge, it's a Fiat. Man, I like Dodges. Don't get me wrong. Me and all the rest of the bulldozer drivers in the, in the country, I'm queer for a Cummins. It's a 5 7, is that right?

[Caller]

Yes, it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's a big horn. It's got a big horn on it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Big horn.

[Caller]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's got 78. What color is it?

[Caller]

Black.

[John Clay Wolf]

Look, average MMR is 17,500. God. I'm good, man.

[Bobbo Turley]

You're good.

[John Clay Wolf]

What'd I say? 17, 18. Yeah, I'll give 17 and a half. I'll give the money.

[Caller]

Yeah, I think I. I might try to go it on my own. I was just curious on what. What it really was worth in a world today.

[John Clay Wolf]

I may give 18 grand if that'll buy it. But you've gotta dealing with me. The neat thing about me is check in hand, done deal, we pick up, it's over. Just nothing is. So it's easy. And. Yeah. Did you leave a thousand on the table versus running an ad on Craigslist and having people call you in the middle of the night and then show up the next day and you took a moment off work to meet them and then they can't even get financed at the bank and then you got to start all over again.

[Randy's Son / Little Chipmunk]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, if you're, if you're into S and M, you do that. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800. Radio. Anthony, 6 CRV with a hundred grand on it's worth about four.

[Caller]

About four.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. Go to givemetheven.com load it up and buy it. Yep. And then this 03 Tahoe. Four wheel drive, cloth, no leather, with a roof. Walter, the miles are pretty good on this rig. Really? For the year? It is. Is it nice? It's.

[Caller]

Yeah, it's nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

What city?

[Caller]

Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

Houston. Does 3,500-4 grand buy?

[Caller]

I'm really just trying to see what it's worth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. We'll be right back.

[Bobbo Turley]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the wolf man on the radio. There's more of the john clay wolf show coming up powered by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know that only the good die. People have more money when tax checks hit. I can give more for your used car right now because my buyers have money. Givemethe vin.com Go there, enter your vin number. I'll buy your car. I'll beat everything, everybody. It's the easiest thing you've ever seen. Look at our reviews online. My name is john clay wolf. I'm the best buyer in the whole region on used cars. 2 grand to 200 grand and everything in between. Givemetheven.com sell us your car.

[Bobbo Turley]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com. so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

It.

[Announcer]

Now back to the john clay wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Brian, what city?

[Caller]

Oklahoma City.

[John Clay Wolf]

06 Chevy. I knew it. I already knew it. Because. Because it's a 250, 000 mile Chevy. Gas. It's worth like three to four grand depending on how nice it is with 250, 000 miles. Because it's a crew. It's a three quarter ton. Anthony, is this Tacoma four wheeler, two wheel drive? It's two wheel drive, six or four cylinder.

[Bobbo Turley]

It is six.

[Caller]

It's got the TRD package on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's the big.

[Caller]

The big engine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average, rougher, clean.

[Caller]

It's average.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it double cab or extended cab?

[Caller]

It is. It's extended cab. It's got four doors but the back ones are like suicide doors.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, then it's like nine grand. Let me look real quick.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Extended cab. Pre runner 107 on the miles, you know, 9 to 10. Where you calling from?

[Caller]

Okay. Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I'll buy it if you want to sell it. Go to givemetheven.com load it up. 13 lifted truck. Ford. Is it. It's leather. Is it a laramy nick?

[Caller]

No, it's a stx but I had the dealer put leather in it.

[John Clay Wolf]

But it's got a 6 inch lift and 35s on the tires. How many miles are on the tires?

[Caller]

Oh, about 30,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

So probably needs. Yeah. What about the four wheel versus two wheel drive package? Is it a pre runner, Is it lifted without the four wheel drive or is it a four wheel drive?

[Bobbo Turley]

No, it's two wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

I knew it. Because the stx, I still like the look. I think it's. It's upper teens, maybe 20. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up and we'll buy it. 07 Suburban with 88. Is it leather, Kendall?

[Caller]

No, it's 0707 cloth.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's seven grand. Seven, 500.

[Caller]

All right, thanks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. My name is John Clay Wolf James with Alexa. Stay hooked 800800 radio or go to givemetheven.com.

[Bobbo Turley]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the Wolf man on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up powered by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don'T carry me too far away. At givemetheven.com we're known for beating CarMax offers left and right. If we don't, we'll pay you 100 in March. I'm up in the ante. I'll pay you 100 or I'll kiss your. That's right. @givemetheven.com send us your Carmax offer. And if we can't beat it, you got the choice to get a $100 check or me personally kissing your ass. That's give. Give me the vin dot com. The best car buyers in all of southern United States.

[Bobbo Turley]

Sell us your car, give me the vin.com we'll beat your car back. Offer or we'll kiss your.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call them toll free 1-800-800-RODIO or log on to GoWolf.com this is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bow wow wow on preset at number one. Good morning, J.D.

[Bobbo Turley]

Morning, Johnny K. Where did you see Bow Wow Wow live for the first time?

[John Clay Wolf]

Never saw them.

[Bobbo Turley]

MTV on Fridays. Remember there was a kind of a Saturday Night Live ripoff show called Fridays on abc.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Turley]

Awesome. And all the best bands. Devo Pretenders. First time you ever saw him in this country was on Fridays.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bow Wow wow. Where are they from? Britain or something?

[Bobbo Turley]

No, they're from out Sweetwater.

[John Clay Wolf]

Shut up. Yeah. No, they're not.

[Bobbo Turley]

Desert Boy. Didn't you see the video?

[J.D. Ryan]

He's just making it up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sweet Water.

[Bobbo Turley]

No, no. That haircut, that's big.

[John Clay Wolf]

That is pretty country.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's big in West Texas.

[Bobbo Turley]

Sweet water. Yeah, Sweet water. They wear it that way now in Sweetwater. It's good in the desert. You get your hair and you permanent up high. Punk like this. Not only will it catch wind so you don't have to use as much energy standing up.

[John Clay Wolf]

James. Good morning.

[Caller]

Hey, good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

What city are you in, sir?

[Caller]

Maybank.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, man.

[Bobbo Turley]

Bass player from Bow Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, is, is this Lexus RX a front wheel drive or an all wheel drive?

[Caller]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color? Black. It's hard to say that 25, 000 miles is high miles, but it is on that car. You drive a lot. I mean, because it's only a 16.

[Caller]

We took a big long vacation. It's like 6,000 miles on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where'd you go?

[Caller]

We went all the way up to Yellowstone, Wyoming, Montana. We hit everywhere. My wife just retired, so we just got in the car and drove.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds fun.

[Caller]

I had a great time.

[John Clay Wolf]

35 grand.

[Caller]

All right, let me, let me see what we got. I mean she doesn't even know I'm doing this. She's in there Easter shopping, so. I love your show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. We'll go to givemetheven.com and say, John, hit me at 35 grand. I want to sell this pig.

[Caller]

All right, buddy, I'll do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Yeah, buddy. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Roberto Villalobos. Are you there?

[Caller]

Robert?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hi. Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

I'm on the road right now, but I'm living in Irving.

[John Clay Wolf]

Irving. Okay. A 14 Focus with 45 is worth about 7, 500, maybe 8.

[Caller]

Okay, thanks.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, hey. This is that auctioneer. Hey, hey, hey.

[J.D. Ryan]

Still got that screaming at you.

[John Clay Wolf]

God almighty. I heard him this week yelling. Hey, so what are we doing next, guys?

[J.D. Ryan]

How was the auction this week?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. It was better than last week because the spring break was not in effect and. And we've got about 220 lined up for this week.

[Charlie]

And pretty cars too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hopefully it works out in our favor. Awesome. We buy candy. We like the pretty cars.

[J.D. Ryan]

I like candy.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean the, the pretty cars sell quicker than ugly cars, it seems.

[Bobbo Turley]

Love candy.

[John Clay Wolf]

How is your car, Hunt speaking?

[J.D. Ryan]

Still looking.

[John Clay Wolf]

Still looking. So you totaled your car that you bought from us. I almost got all your. Somebody hit you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Somebody hit me.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you've been paid off. And, and you've got money in your pocket.

[J.D. Ryan]

Money in the pocket.

[John Clay Wolf]

You hadn't run into a salesman yet that's taking all your money.

[J.D. Ryan]

They've tried, boy. They've Been calling me from everywhere. The rental car company calls you, the insurance state Farm calls you. They've got. They're gonna sell you a car. They're gonna everybody selling you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh really?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh my God. They will not leave me alone.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you want? What do you have it really boiled down to?

[J.D. Ryan]

I really don't have it boiled down. I want a mid sized suv. I looked at the Cadillac, you said no. I said Lincoln, you said no. You won't let me buy a Range Rover for obvious reasons. So I'm down to my wife. I think I'm down to Toyota or Lexus.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I'd go with a Toyota Highlander. New body. Wow. Or that like that guy's RX just a minute ago for 35 grand. That's a great car. It's a little expensive. A long of a tooth for JD's taste.

[J.D. Ryan]

At this point I'm in a mid teen.

[Bobbo Turley]

Guy Little.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's in the news?

[J.D. Ryan]

Well let's see. You want a black, white.

[Randy's Son / Little Chipmunk]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

We haven't done.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well we have one of these. This one is out of Kansas City. Not that that's a clue, but it's Kansas City. A burglar.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's an Indian, a Burgundy.

[J.D. Ryan]

So is this person a mobster? White, blacks, Hispanic or other. Or Italian or other burglar. Swallowed a gold chain. Later discovered by the police in jail, if you know what I mean. They waited for it to come out. Clifford Airy is his name. Stole the chain worth several hundred thousand or a hundred dollars. Not the hundred thousand.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he ate it.

[J.D. Ryan]

50. He swallowed. The cops caught him and he swallowed it down.

[Bobbo Turley]

They put him in jail.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds like an old crackhead white boy.

[J.D. Ryan]

And they waited for it to come out. In jail if you will. Kansas City is Clifford Airy.

[Bobbo Turley]

That's a Pisano five one.

[John Clay Wolf]

So he's Italian.

[Charlie]

Other. Okay, I'm going other two.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, you're going to go everybody's other. This gentleman happened to swallow a gold chain. He was black. Really sorry. Yep, yep, yep, yep. You want another one?

[John Clay Wolf]

One more.

[J.D. Ryan]

Police in Virginia have arrested a man who was dressed up as the Joker from Batman and carrying a sword with Winchester Police spokeswoman said they grabbed this guy on the street. 31 year old Jeremy Putman was charged with wearing a mask in public which I didn't know was illegal. Little did I know a felony that can result in a year in jail if you're in Virginia. By the way, was was this guy who was dressed as the Joker carrying a sword in public. Was he white? Was he black? Was he Hispanic or was he pasta?

[John Clay Wolf]

Chinese?

[J.D. Ryan]

He's carrying a sword. He's carrying a sword.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cory Hanzo.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

What you got, Bob?

[Bobbo Turley]

That sounds Caucasian to me. Just crazy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why?

[J.D. Ryan]

Crazy white boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just a crazy white boy. Okay, we got that. Beverly in 96 Tacoma is in an extended cab, a regular cab.

[Caller]

It's extended.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a four wheel drive or two?

[Caller]

Four.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. Oh, I like the miles on it. Is it nice or is it. Is the paint fading?

[Caller]

No, it's nice. I mean, it's got chips on the front where it's had, you know, rock.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does three grand buy it?

[Caller]

I'm sorry?

[John Clay Wolf]

Does 3,000 buy it on a 96 Toyota?

[Caller]

Really? Four wheel drive, five speed?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, it's 20. 20 years old.

[Charlie]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Turley]

21.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Does three grand buy it?

[Caller]

Really? Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, does. It's a question. Does 3,000 buy it? Beverly. Sorry, Beverly.

[Caller]

I apologize. Bluetooth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, your Toyota Tacoma from 96 has Bluetooth. That's amazing. Does 3, 000 buy it?

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

What does it take to buy?

[Caller]

Would be closer to it would be.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you want to sell it? Do you want to sell it? Damn high, Bev. Do you want to get a lot?

[Caller]

I do. I get a lot of offers on it. And the curious thing was offers I get on it just. Just drive by.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that. Is that on the truck or is that. Are. Are they. Are they trying to get your attention? Ah, you ever thought about that? I mean, what kind of offers you getting there, Beverly? 800-800-723-4. Give me the vin.com. be right back.

[Bobbo Turley]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the wolf man on the radio. There's more of the John Playwolf show coming up, powered by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Doctor, doctor, give me the news. I got a bad case for loving you. No pills on the. I can pay more for your car when tax checks come out because the people that buy used cars have money now. That's happening right now. GiveMeTheEven.com is where you go to sell us your car. We pay all the money and right here in tax season, we can give extra money. 2000 to 200 grand. I buy it as high as anyone else. Givemethe vin.com sell us your car.

[Bobbo Turley]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin doctor. So easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay wolf show. Call them toll free 1-800-800-RODIO or log on to GoWolf.com this is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Last segment for some Stations.

[Bobbo Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then another hour for other stations.

[J.D. Ryan]

Been a fun week. Fun day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you seen the Brad's wife stuff on Cracker Barrel?

[J.D. Ryan]

Is that.

[John Clay Wolf]

What. So this guy. This guy's wife got fired, okay? From Cracker Barrel.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he posted on Cracker Barrel's corporate site. Why did y' all fire my wife?

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the. The Internet universe caught on and just went nuts on Cracker Barrel. I can't believe you. And. And then he added that it was.

[Bobbo Turley]

His birthday, his 70th birthday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why did you fire Brad's wife? You know, know it was his birthday. I mean, it just turned into a big joke. Okay? But they're just pounding Cracker Barrel left and right. Rehire Brad's wife. Cracker Barrels, go. Yeah, I can't speak. Yeah, Cracker Barrel's gone downhill since Brad Weiss left. Brad's wife. I can't talk.

[Bobbo Turley]

Is that the whole thing, though? I mean, is that all of it? Because I didn't click to read more, though.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah, the whole thing. You know, biscuits and gravy were so much better back when Brad's wife.

[Bobbo Turley]

You know, I don't get it. I mean, listen.

[John Clay Wolf]

Boycott Cracker Barrel over Brad's wife's firing.

[J.D. Ryan]

We.

[John Clay Wolf]

We demand justice. We want to know why she got fired. I mean, there's like hundreds.

[J.D. Ryan]

The Washington Post dot com. Why did Cracker Barrel fire? That's why. Oh, my God.

[Charlie]

You know, Cracker Barrel's loving it, though.

[J.D. Ryan]

San Antonio dot com.

[John Clay Wolf]

The mirror in Brad's wife is hooked on. She's gone viral. This is a London. Why did she get fired?

[Bobbo Turley]

Let me see. It doesn't matter. We in this one. Listen, here's how it is in this universe, okay, girls? Once in a while, we're gonna get fired. It's gonna be all right. Get over it, move on, have yourself a Twinkie.

[John Clay Wolf]

What jobs have you been fired from, Bob?

[Bobbo Turley]

Find yourself a smile.

[John Clay Wolf]

Besides all of them.

[Bobbo Turley]

All of the above. Maya. No, no. My. My hobby was quitting jobs.

[J.D. Ryan]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bobo got let go at the plant. Wichita Falls for doing. Making a. A in not suitable for work Print on the printer.

[Bobbo Turley]

No, that wasn't what it was. Man, do your. It was the reba thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. J.D. what about you? What. What did you get fired for? You been fired from.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, radio. Are you kidding me? I've been in radio forever. Yes, I've been fired. Mostly. Format changes things, you know? Come along. Nothing.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the last job you got fired.

[J.D. Ryan]

From the Russ Martin Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why?

[J.D. Ryan]

I didn't do anything. Yeah, technically, I didn't get fighting.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did they take your parking pass?

[J.D. Ryan]

They sure did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did they take your employee card?

[J.D. Ryan]

They did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Then he got fired.

[J.D. Ryan]

I got paid off for two more years.

[Charlie]

But it wasn't from the show. It was from the station.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, the station is the station.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why did they fire you, J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

Because they didn't want me coming in anymore, but they wanted to continue paying me because. I don't know, they changed format.

[Bobbo Turley]

They wouldn't say because they had no vision. They obviously had no taste.

[John Clay Wolf]

Charlie, what's the last job you got fired?

[Charlie]

Same station that JD did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. the same time.

[Charlie]

Same day, same time? Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did y' all see each other on the way out? Nope.

[Charlie]

Not at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

He got fired from the ticket. Didn't you, Turley?

[Charlie]

Yeah, before that.

[John Clay Wolf]

For booking Rob Zombie for another.

[Charlie]

For another station show? Yeah, for a friend. Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Just.

[Charlie]

Hey, you okay? You want a book?

[John Clay Wolf]

Here you go.

[J.D. Ryan]

They fired you for that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Charlie]

They didn't like the guy I was doing it for.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's why he was an ex employee.

[Charlie]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Huh.

[Bobbo Turley]

Crazy.

[John Clay Wolf]

I. I've got fired from Hillard Ford when I was 18.

[J.D. Ryan]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hillard Ford. Summer after high school.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

For not doing my daily activity report. Imagine that, David. 16F150 super crew. Six inch lift, 10,000 miles, leather roof, Nav. Is it a platinum?

[Caller]

No, it's a lariat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds like. Like. Like just off the top of my head, like 45 grand. Is that right? No, 45. 43. 40. I. I had one just like this this week, and I think we gave 43 grand for it. Lifted up platinum. I think your lariat's worth about the same as a platinum. I don't think there's any difference. If it's loaded up right, it's loaded.

[Caller]

Out, it has everything.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does that work?

[Caller]

45.

[John Clay Wolf]

43.

[Caller]

Your first number was 45.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, I was just talking. I said, I think I. Then I remembered I had just bought this identical truck for 43. So I feel comfortable buying yours for 43. Does 43 buy it?

[Caller]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, that's a fair.

[Caller]

We're close.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, then go to. Give me so average MMR on this thing is a 38. 2. And you've got, you know, four grand worth of gear on it, right?

[Caller]

Yeah, if not a little bit more.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but that's retail. I mean, I can't give it all back. Low 40s. I'm good at 42. 43. Give me the VIN. Go to the. Go to the website. Let's See?

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I'm a check writer and I'll make it easy. No.

[Charlie]

What?

[Randy's Son / Little Chipmunk]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Oh, God. That's our box. Speaking of dealers, you can go to. If you work at a dealership, franchise dealers go to givemetheven.com, click franchise dealers and my robot will bid your trade ins and your overage inventory immediately. It's pretty cool. Love to get your feedback on it. But instead of calling around and getting numbers or speculating with what you think it's going to bring at the auction, your wholesale cars go to. Give me the vin.com and click franchise dealers only. And we have a system that we're beta testing that will bid cars without you having to call anybody. Okay. Romero Romo again. You just stolen the show around here.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure has.

[Bobbo Turley]

Yes. I don't understand what the deal can be.

[J.D. Ryan]

What the deal can be? Well, they love you, man.

[Bobbo Turley]

How about the radio?

[J.D. Ryan]

They love you on the radio. I don't know why.

[Bobbo Turley]

This is very good sign.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, it's a good sign.

[Bobbo Turley]

I think Houston have a lot of radio stations.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, they do. You could maybe go down there with your son.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Charlie]

He's rumored to be maybe going.

[John Clay Wolf]

Going there. True.

[Bobbo Turley]

How are you all today?

[J.D. Ryan]

We're doing great. How are you, sir? You must be doing great. Rumors your son's going to get a new job.

[Bobbo Turley]

We are always breathing a sigh of relief. Today from what you probably have hear that the Affordable Car Act.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, boy.

[Bobbo Turley]

Also known as El Presidente Obama Car.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, Obamacare.

[Bobbo Turley]

She have not gone away?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, not yet.

[Bobbo Turley]

But the thing is, in our family.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yep.

[Bobbo Turley]

There is certainly a need for the inclusion of the provisional circumstance. What of the pre existing condition?

[J.D. Ryan]

Pre existing conditions. You guys have that a lot.

[Bobbo Turley]

You already have heard of Tony's wife, Candace.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[Bobbo Turley]

And her debilitating ib. Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[Bobbo Turley]

The irritably bowel syndrome.

[J.D. Ryan]

I believe she has her normal.

[Bobbo Turley]

For this she would have no treatment.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Turley]

Or her prescription. Her atropine. Atropine, which make a hair loopy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Turley]

But it does help to prevent the squishy poop.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, squishy poop. Okay.

[Bobbo Turley]

And his little brother, Jaime, he have. How do you say? Allergico alos gatos.

[J.D. Ryan]

Little allergy.

[Bobbo Turley]

He is allergic to the.

[J.D. Ryan]

The cats. Yes. Jace, I got you.

[Bobbo Turley]

Since he's a child, many times when he visit family or friends.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Bobbo Turley]

Jaime will begin to eat and sniss well and say who bring that in here.

[J.D. Ryan]

Cats will do it to you.

[Bobbo Turley]

This is why Tony since early childhood.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[Bobbo Turley]

Whenever he see a card.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Bobbo Turley]

He throw it.

[J.D. Ryan]

He throw. No, you Know, we don't.

[Bobbo Turley]

We don't throw cats to hell his brother.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, we don't.

[Bobbo Turley]

No, not the little kittens. J. No, no, no, no. Calm down.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm all right.

[Bobbo Turley]

You act like you have the ibf. No, because they make him itchy and sniss. Okay. And sutang even pee pee in his pants. Okay, but we once Tony throw the neighbor's big a calico cat.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't think so.

[Bobbo Turley]

50 yards.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, wow.

[Bobbo Turley]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[Bobbo Turley]

Our next door neighbor says it is prettiest throw he have ever seen.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Turley]

When he was 40 years old. He throw a. How do you say?

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know.

[Bobbo Turley]

The CMS. The CMEs.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[Bobbo Turley]

You do know about the Asian pussy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, I understand about cats. Yes.

[Bobbo Turley]

He throw hair almost sideways. Oh, sideways across his body.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh.

[Bobbo Turley]

31 yards.

[J.D. Ryan]

31 yards.

[Bobbo Turley]

Clear to the left. Hash mark.

[J.D. Ryan]

Gotcha.

[Bobbo Turley]

He gained 16 yards on the play. No, but even great quarterbacks can have their ailment. Okay, this may come as a chalk to jerk. It could be, but his mother says she think Antonio.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[Bobbo Turley]

Maybe he suffered from the as burgers.

[J.D. Ryan]

As burgers? Yes, Asperger's. That's a.

[Bobbo Turley]

Now, I don't know about these horrible affliction.

[J.D. Ryan]

It is bad.

[Bobbo Turley]

Can you imagine?

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[Bobbo Turley]

When.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, it's a form of autism.

[Bobbo Turley]

He have a burger in his ass. No.

[J.D. Ryan]

That'S not what it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know what caused this.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's not what it is.

[Bobbo Turley]

I don't. I.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's not.

[Bobbo Turley]

It is terrifying.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, it's not.

[Bobbo Turley]

What are they different kind at different time. Does he wake up one day have a the Whopper?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bobbo Turley]

The next time it is a windy square bear.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is there chase totally different cheese?

[Bobbo Turley]

No, he could wake up with. Does this affect other food groups?

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Please refer to cats as cats going forward. Mr. Romerio, we are on public broadcast radio, right?

[Bobbo Turley]

Yes. This is what I say.

[J.D. Ryan]

Cats.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Allergic.

[Bobbo Turley]

Scare Hy. He's allergic to the.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's allergic.

[Bobbo Turley]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. People sneeze.

[Bobbo Turley]

He must attempt in his later life to keep Tony with him at all times.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Bobbo Turley]

When he retire.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Bobbo Turley]

Next week. Then he will be able. He will have all of his time to sling that no kitty cat around. No, he's sick. When he was in college, they called him the kitty cat slave. We don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think we need to get rid of. Because I think he's. I think he's worn out as welcome.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Turley]

Tony likes the kitty cat.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know he likes.

[Bobbo Turley]

We all like cats very much.

[J.D. Ryan]

They're cute.

[Bobbo Turley]

He has pictures of kitty cat on his wall.

[J.D. Ryan]

They're cute. We love them.

[Bobbo Turley]

Many different ones as well, right?

[J.D. Ryan]

Little kittens. Big cats. Gotcha.

[Bobbo Turley]

Little black ones.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's so good to see you, Little. Thank you for joining us. Come back again.

[J.D. Ryan]

Just not soon.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just not soon. Mike. 13 Kia sold with 45 is worth about 7, 7, 7, $500. We'll be right back. Oh, no. Later, everybody. Not Everybody. Hour number four coming up. 975 in Houston. Jump up over there. Everybody else catch it on the stream. Go to John Clay Wolf show. Click itunes, podcast, stream us, whatever. We'll be back. Hour number four coming up. And if we lose you, we'll see you next Saturday.

[Bobbo Turley]

Please don't ever let me be I only wanna be by your side.

[J.D. Ryan]

Please.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don'T ever let me be. Hi.

[Randy's Son / Little Chipmunk]

My name is Little Chipnut and I hate nuts. So don't even say, say little treatment creature. Little nut. Because I don't like nuts. So that's all you need to know about me now. Bye bye. Hi, my name is Little.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tiny.

[Randy's Son / Little Chipmunk]

Little. Little.

[John Clay Wolf]

Little.

[Randy's Son / Little Chipmunk]

Because the reason you need to say little a lot of times is because I'm as tiny as a little ant. So don't even think about saying.

[John Clay Wolf]

Say this. We're gonna record this so you can. We can use it on the going out. Say, this is Randy's son. What's your chipmunk name?

[Randy's Son / Little Chipmunk]

Little Chipmunk.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mister. Say, this is Little Chipmunk. Mister. What is your chipmunk name?

[Randy's Son / Little Chipmunk]

Little Chipmunk.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, this is the Little Chipmunk and you're listening to the John Clay Wolf show.

[Randy's Son / Little Chipmunk]

This is Little Chipmunk and you're listening to the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

One more time.

[Randy's Son / Little Chipmunk]

This is Little Chipmunk and you're listening to the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Got it.

[Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up now. 800. 800 radio or logistics on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Back to the John Clay Wolf show.

[Randy's Son / Little Chipmunk]

Welcome back to the John Clay Wolf show.

[Bobbo Turley]

Wow.

[J.D. Ryan]

Who is that?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's the little chipmunk. That's Randy's son Ricky.

[J.D. Ryan]

Ricky the chipmunk.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ricky the chipmunk. Randy, how long have you you had Ricky?

[Randy's Son / Little Chipmunk]

18 days.

[J.D. Ryan]

18 days.

[Randy's Son / Little Chipmunk]

Toddler.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's just toddler.

[Randy's Son / Little Chipmunk]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long do chipmunks live?

[Randy's Son / Little Chipmunk]

His tree broke already.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, is he. That's quick. 18 days. That was pretty quick.

[Randy's Son / Little Chipmunk]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of kids, a couple months, he'll.

[Randy's Son / Little Chipmunk]

Have some chipmunks of his own.

[J.D. Ryan]

A couple of months.

[John Clay Wolf]

A couple of months.

[Bobbo Turley]

Wow.

[J.D. Ryan]

You got to move up quick here.

[Randy's Son / Little Chipmunk]

What do you think?

[Caller]

I don't know.

[J.D. Ryan]

How long y' all live?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know.

[J.D. Ryan]

What what Teenage what is a teenage.

[Randy's Son / Little Chipmunk]

Your think he's my son's one of those metrosexuals? Not going to go and make a life herself, find a little chipmunk girl?

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know. Maybe they come back and hang out with their parents.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want to know what the hell you mean.

[J.D. Ryan]

You got all upset.

[Bobbo Turley]

Relax.

[J.D. Ryan]

Jesus.

[John Clay Wolf]

Michael. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Hey. I got a 05 Dakota crew cab or extended 108,000? It's extended, Cap. It's a dark brown four wheel drive. My dad was at Chrysler 43 years. When he retired out, they gave his truck to him in a Sebring.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's cool.

[Caller]

He passed away and gave me the truck, left it to me and it's just not big enough for me to work out of.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Caller]

New toyos all the way around it. It's a V8, 4.7 liter. He kept it in great shape. Custom hood, custom grill in it. It's a nice truck, John. I'm really looking for a 99 to 03 5.4 Triton F250 or a diesel. I'd either like to swap, put money with this truck, or, you know, kind of be in that area of doing something.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think the truck's a fork here from Alabama. How did you find us?

[Caller]

I'm in ael. That's all I'm saying. The number one saddle maker in the world lives out here. Troy West. I'm over here remodeling his house. He's a real good friend of mine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cool.

[Caller]

And I listen to your show every Saturday for the last two months. Dude, y' all are off the chain. And so, you know, I just thought, you know, I'd call and see, you know, if maybe you'd be interested. This truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I'm a four grand. I'm a four grand buyer on the truck.

[Caller]

Yeah, that's kind of where I figured it was at.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. And, and the I don't sell cars to the public. I, I don't even have, I don't even keep my license current to do that. So it, the, the reason is we buy so many cars. We make 300 bucks a car. 320 is what we averaged last month.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And, and we do a ton of them. And that's how we make, you know, we, we make a nice living, but we, we don't, you know, Ask. We don't take this truck and go retail it. That's just not what we do. And so. So I can't trade you. But I will buy it. If you want to sell it, I'll buy it. Just go to. Give me the vin.com. load it up.

[Caller]

Okay. I got the title with me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, I'll write your check today. I mean if you're an Azel, we're over in Fort Worth. You can come by.

[Caller]

Yeah, I'm an angel.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, you can. We can write your check today. Load it up in the website. We'll get with it. Thank you for tuning in.

[Caller]

Okay. Appreciate it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Later. Bye. Bye.

[Bobbo Turley]

What does he mean by that?

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Bobbo Turley]

Off the chain.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's good.

[Bobbo Turley]

What's fun. No, no, what's. What does he mean?

[John Clay Wolf]

He thinks that we're off the hook. Like funny.

[Bobbo Turley]

Funny how? Like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

That kind of funny.

[Bobbo Turley]

What's so funny about me, Henry?

[John Clay Wolf]

Randy, what's 225 area? Randy, what's the 225 area code? Baton Rouge. Got it. 06 with a lift. Is it four wheel drive?

[Caller]

What's that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a four wheel drive?

[Caller]

First time coming from 34 back to that. Great show man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. So you're on 49. Yes. Have you. So you've already cleared Alexander, You've already cleared Alexandria?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. If you're picking us up I need.

[Caller]

To give you a little history on the. The truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I mean I don't have like I don't have an hour for a story on. On the air.

[Caller]

I don't know. This is quick.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

A little bit every morning about 4:30 in the morning a.m. damn. My neighbor fires up his black Ford F150 and wakes me up. So I'm wondering if I just sneak across the street, get you his VIN number.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller]

And we make a deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

You just want to get rid of it?

[Bobbo Turley]

No, we don't steal them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well.

[Caller]

Oh, I have to have the title.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah. Just call a wrecker on it. Say your truck broke down and give them the address. Tell me. Go pick it up.

[Caller]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get rid of his Neighbor's truck. Brandy, a 13. This is a good truck but it's got a lot of miles on it. This.

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from? Camp Kemp Lake. Camp like, like diversion. Like like. Is that Wichita Falls listing area?

[Caller]

Another black Kemp just south of that.

[John Clay Wolf]

South of where?

[Caller]

South of Dallas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's an ltz. Does it have a sunroof?

[Caller]

No, it's got navigation. It's Got the wood on the dash and the doors. It's got the DVD player, heated and air conditioned seats.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a conversion like a western hauler?

[Caller]

No, it's have a CN easy rod or flatbed on it and a wrench and replacement. It's also got the death leaf. So deleted.

[John Clay Wolf]

So is it 27 000?

[Caller]

No payoffs. Around 45 on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I'm. I'm too.

[Caller]

Damn.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can't make it work. I. I think it's 27 to 30 grand is what it's worth in my world. Yeah. Not the 30s, but 30. But yeah, that's where I would be a buyer. And if you can sell it for 30 grand, go to givemetheven.com and load it up and send us some pictures. I want to see this bed and make sure that it has the look that it needs. If it's farmy looking then it won't work. If it's holler looking then it will.

[Caller]

Yeah, it's holler looking. I mean it's the. It's a nice. Got the knife. It's the holler looking bed on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right? Right. No, that's good. It's all good. I mean. What did you say Your payoff is?

[Caller]

35.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. You're gonna have to write a check to get at it because the miles are so high.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

But if you can handle 30, 31 grand and you can come up with four grand to get out of it or five grand, then send it to give me the vin.com and we will make the payoff. Okay, thanks. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Ben, an 04 Titan with 221. The miles are just too high to bid on the radio. I need to see it in person. Can you load it in the website?

[Caller]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks. Give me the vin.com. where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Winston, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Princeton. I know where that is. And that is not where the university be. Huh. So I took the kids on their spring break excursion.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Last Sunday. Where'd you go? We went fishing. Fishing? Fishing.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

On Lake Texoma.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. What? See you in a boat up there?

[John Clay Wolf]

No. We went up to Tanglewood resort and we rented a room which was too expensive. And then we got up at six in the morning and we got on a guide's boat. Okay. Then went fishing till about 1 o' clock and caught about 20 stripers.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was fun.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's actually kind of fun.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was very fun. And that was $400.

[Bobbo Turley]

Well, that's a way to do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's cheaper than.

[Bobbo Turley]

I mean, it's not that expensive.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, when you think about what a boat costs.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, What a boat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, man.

[Bobbo Turley]

Without any of your own gear or anything, just go down and do it. That's the best. That's the funnest way to do it. Get on a guide boat and go do it half a day, come back.

[Charlie]

No incidents happen or anything. I mean, just straight.

[J.D. Ryan]

He never goes anywhere.

[Bobbo Turley]

Yeah.

[Charlie]

I mean, it had to be something. He had an argument with the guy. He told him what to do or something.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right? You're looking for drama. Actually, I've never been on a vacation. I was a little put out with him, you know, they wanted us at the docks at 7 o', clock, and then he sat there for an hour and cleaned his boat.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. Yeah. That's kind of irritating.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was a little irritating, tell you the truth. And then he was. He wasn't happy with our catch because when we came back into the dock where they clean all the fish and all these guides that kind of work together and call each other the whole time they were on the phone the whole time, like a bunch of teenage girls. When we got back to the cleaning station and all these guides came in with their catch, we were by far the lowest. And he was a little embarrassed and he blamed me and my children. Wasn't your fault as being bad fishermen.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, my God.

[Bobbo Turley]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, this happens when you got young kids, you know, I mean, you see the damn thing bend over, you got to grab it, you got to set the hook. I mean, you know, I really. That's why I don't really like taking young kids. I mean, because it kind of messes up my reputation when we get back to the dock and. And I'm lower than everybody else, like, hey, man, that guy's no good. I mean, I got the best boat on the water, but, I mean, my God, look at our catch. You know, I'm sorry that we didn't catch more fish, but it's really your.

[J.D. Ryan]

Fault and give me the money.

[Bobbo Turley]

You know, something that doesn't occur to you, though, when you're traveling with family is that the Oklahoma side of Lake Texoma is only about three counties away from Love County, Oklahoma.

[John Clay Wolf]

Three counties? Like half a county.

[Bobbo Turley]

Is it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Pretty close.

[Bobbo Turley]

Pretty near.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's close. He was from Ardmore. He was a good guy. I like him a lot. He goes down to Venice, Louisiana every couple of months and guides down there. That's where I want to Go fishing where I want to. If we have a listener that's got a cool boat in. Down on the. In Venice in south Louisiana, I will. When I'm down traveling, I'd like to go fishing. That's the place to go. That is like the best fishing in the region.

[Bobbo Turley]

What do they have down there?

[John Clay Wolf]

All the goodies. But it's so close.

[Bobbo Turley]

I mean, the catfish or crappie or. What do you think?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, Venice, Louisiana, is on the tip of the tip of the tip of Louisiana down on the Gulf. Oh, yeah. That's where the real saltwater fish. Yeah, that's where the real fishing is.

[Charlie]

Sounds real safe to go with somebody.

[John Clay Wolf]

You never met before. Those guys. I've spent a lot of time in some south Louisiana. Those are good folks. Yeah, I really enjoy it down there. I wouldn't want to move down there, I don't think.

[J.D. Ryan]

But we had flounder fish one time down off the.

[John Clay Wolf]

So damn rich. Rich down there. Yeah. Go ahead.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, I'm just saying flounder fishing that you go at night. It was windy and I'm gonna go out with a guy in a flat boat at night. The guy I've never seen before, and he wanted. We were doing it for the radio show, so it was free, but he goes, hey, come on, let's get in. Let's go. I'm not going on a boat with you in the Gulf at night.

[John Clay Wolf]

Night?

[J.D. Ryan]

Are you crazy?

[John Clay Wolf]

Come on.

[Bobbo Turley]

No, it's not going to hurt you.

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[Bobbo Turley]

Pass, buy the ticket, take the ride.

[John Clay Wolf]

Most expensive car we've bid this month is 280,000 is out of Lafayette, Louisiana. It's like Louisiana's like a third world country, man. They've got the rich and the poor and there's not a whole lot of middle. No, I mean, there is middle, don't get me wrong. But not like up here in Dallas where everything's middle.

[J.D. Ryan]

What's a $280,000 car?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's an oil, man. I mean, give me. I mean. Oh, it's a Lexus lfa. They made limited edition of them and.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that wasn't enough for him.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, 280,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it wasn't enough.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, that's crazy.

[John Clay Wolf]

It wasn't enough. And I bet a. A Rolls out of south Louisiana this week for 100 even. Or Bentley convertible. There's some nice cars down there. I like those. Nice cars out of Louisiana. Badass Porsche. Remember that one we bought out of New Orleans? 3,000 miles.

[J.D. Ryan]

Always wondered how Rolls do. And as far as holding their value.

[Bobbo Turley]

Nothing.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, you think because.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, nothing holds its value?

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, I. Some. I mean, some cars do, but not like what?

[John Clay Wolf]

Ferraris.

[J.D. Ryan]

Ferraris.

[Bobbo Turley]

Do they really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Because they won't sell you another one unless you have one. What? Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

How does that work?

[John Clay Wolf]

You think I'm lying? What?

[J.D. Ryan]

How does that work? How do you buy. How do you buy one the first time?

[John Clay Wolf]

You have to go buy a used one from them to get.

[J.D. Ryan]

Buy a new Ferrari. I get 20 million bucks. I can't go buy a new Ferrari.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. You're kidding. No.

[J.D. Ryan]

Who made these rules?

[John Clay Wolf]

Ferrari, it's a damn real. They have rich people that get, you know, new rich people in there that don't understand and they get so mad custom. They go over the Lamborghini store and buy Lamborghini. And the Ferrari guys like. Yeah, yeah, I think you're more of a Lamborghini kind of guy.

[Charlie]

Can you buy a used one and then just the next day buy a new one? Just have that used one?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Charlie]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Stupid rule.

[Bobbo Turley]

It's a very Italian thing, J.D. it's like the friend of ours, friend of mine thing. You know, in our thing, a friend of ours is a friend of ours, friend of mine.

[J.D. Ryan]

But if I.

[John Clay Wolf]

Friend of mine, when you turn in the order for a new Ferrari, if they are not a previous Ferrari owner, that, that, that is provable. They're not going to fill the order.

[J.D. Ryan]

Dude, that's nuts.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not allowed. And if you buy a new Ferrari today, then they will give you MSRP back in a year.

[Bobbo Turley]

Oh.

[John Clay Wolf]

Full stick. Why? Cuz you get your next Ferrari, you get in the family. It's a family thing. I mean, we've got our Ferrari expert here.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's so linguini. Ferrari.

[Bobbo Turley]

What do they call you over there? The John?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Turley]

I'll tell you something, John.

[J.D. Ryan]

Here it is.

[Bobbo Turley]

John Daniels Content.

[John Clay Wolf]

J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'M here. Yes, yes.

[Bobbo Turley]

Dada isn't our thing.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, I don't understand it.

[Bobbo Turley]

You gotta follow the rules all the time. Someday. But who made the rules keeping those clean? You'd be a good aa.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good earner.

[Bobbo Turley]

Someday maybe the books open up and we clean you out.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, really?

[Bobbo Turley]

You're in good shape. Long as you're a friend of mine. But you're gonna have to. You're gonna have to find some real pants. It's not a rodeo, J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, I understand.

[Bobbo Turley]

Dress like I dress.

[J.D. Ryan]

Dress like you.

[Bobbo Turley]

And the mustache has got to go.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, well, that's kind of my porn look, but okay.

[Bobbo Turley]

How much? How much money?

[J.D. Ryan]

You got on you right now about 60 bucks.

[Bobbo Turley]

Let me, let me hold that for you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why?

[Bobbo Turley]

While we're in here with these. These are tough guys. These are, these are good guys.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm not gonna give you my money.

[Bobbo Turley]

You're gonna want to do that. Don't let me see you fold it all wrong. You put the beaner on top.

[John Clay Wolf]

You think he's kidding? My guys up in Pennsylvania, my car buddies, they're not. They're all, look at your shoes. You need to go learn how to dress, Wolf.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, serious.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah. You know, if you, if you don't have the right shoes on, you're like, ah, look at him. Look at these. Where's his shoes? He gets shoes at the mall that.

[Bobbo Turley]

Comes up out of Texas. He's got these shoes on.

[J.D. Ryan]

I still blown away by the fact if you don't have one, you can't buy one.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can't buy one. If you don't have one, you go to a dealer.

[J.D. Ryan]

I got a million dollars in my pocket. And they won't.

[John Clay Wolf]

They'll sell you an ff, which is the one that no one wants. And they might sell you a California but like an Italia or something. The high desirables. No, sir, you are not allowed just get a. People screaming at them. How much is it? It's not for sale. But how much is it? I mean, what's it take? Like you said, a million bucks. Yeah, I'm, I, I would love to take your money, sir, but I, I would lose my franchise if I did it. Wow. You need to go see the Lamborghini guy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Never. You're more.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cuz there is a difference, there's a difference between Lamborghini guy and Ferrari guy.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's a put down.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lamborghini guy is a, you know, a concrete contractor and you know, or he, he's some guy that just recently made his money and he's got some tattoos. He probably works out a little more than Ferrari guy. Yeah, he's got some fast cars, fast women. He might have been in a music video at one point in his life.

[J.D. Ryan]

So it's a lot of new money. That's a little Lamborghini's new money. Ferrari's old money.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what they're saying. 800 872, 3 4. 800, 800 radio. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars on the air. Go to givemetheven.com if we haven't got to you today, we will email you an offer letter from our buyer's room. Thanks.

[Bobbo Turley]

You know it just ain't Saturday without the wolf man on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

@Givemetheven.Com we're known for beating carmax offers left and right. If we don't, we'll pay you 100 in March. I'm up in the ante. I'll pay you 100 or I'll kiss your. That's right. @givemetheven.com, send us your carmax offer. And if we can't beat it, you've got the choice to get a hundred dollar check or me personally kiss in your. That's givemetheven.com. the best car buyers in all of southern United States.

[Bobbo Turley]

Sell us your car. Give me the VIN.com. we'll beat your carmax offer or we'll kiss you.

[Randy's Son / Little Chipmunk]

Hi, this is little chick M. And welcome back to the Joe Crow show.

[J.D. Ryan]

We have a new character.

[John Clay Wolf]

God, we've created a monster. I'm telling you.

[Bobbo Turley]

You have. He's doing the modulation with his voice, too. You ever notice if. If you. If you don't have your headphones on, you have to modulate your voice to make it do what it does? He's already doing it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Got it.

[Bobbo Turley]

You got a. You got a little comic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Will you leave my mic on for this round? I said I would smirk.

[J.D. Ryan]

So what was the decision this morning at the house that he got to come?

[John Clay Wolf]

Junior. His older brother has to go test for a new school. Okay. Oh, and mom's worried about it, so she's put him on me.

[J.D. Ryan]

Gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf]

So he's here.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, he's having a blast.

[John Clay Wolf]

Junior, you're having fun.

[Randy's Son / Little Chipmunk]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Doing a great job.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're glad to have you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[Bobbo Turley]

Junior.

[John Clay Wolf]

Junior.

[J.D. Ryan]

Junior, Junior, Junior.

[Randy's Son / Little Chipmunk]

Who's Junior?

[John Clay Wolf]

You're a junior. You're junior number two. And we've got to teach you how to work, kid. You're too damn lazy. I'm telling you. Trust me when I tell you, you. It's to time. Time to grow up. It's time to get with it and quit being a lazy mama's boy.

[J.D. Ryan]

How old is he?

[John Clay Wolf]

He's seven. He's fixed to turn eight. When I was eight years old, I was smoking pal muls and driving a Chevy pickup.

[Bobbo Turley]

He cut corn. He cut corn.

[J.D. Ryan]

Here we go. When I was seven years old, you were.

[John Clay Wolf]

But he. He needs to. He. He's got to get with. These kids are so damn lazy and playing video games all day. Well, the second we get home, what do you do Nolan? When we walk in the door, what do you do?

[Randy's Son / Little Chipmunk]

I get naked.

[John Clay Wolf]

He takes it.

[J.D. Ryan]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

He strips down his underwear and he starts bossing people around. It's really weird. It's really weird.

[Randy's Son / Little Chipmunk]

I only strip down to my shirt and underwear now.

[John Clay Wolf]

But why? Why do you not leave your pants on?

[Randy's Son / Little Chipmunk]

Because sometimes my leggies get hot.

[J.D. Ryan]

My leggies get hot.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're not a baby anymore. You're fixed to be be 8. Here's what I'm gonna do, and I mean it. I'm gonna find some land and I'm gonna buy some cattle and we are gonna raise cows. And you're gonna go out there with me on the weekends, learn how to ride horses and learn how to doctor cows and build fence. And we're gonna start working, you guys. Cuz I've got three sons and I gotta have a place to teach them how to work or they're gonna be a bunch of nothing.

[J.D. Ryan]

Somebody's letting them play video games.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I mean, how do you not. What else are they supposed to do?

[Randy's Son / Little Chipmunk]

I can't play video games anymore. IPad is broke and my Xbox is broke.

[John Clay Wolf]

You wore them out. What do you mean?

[J.D. Ryan]

Who's gonna let.

[Bobbo Turley]

Who lets.

[J.D. Ryan]

What else are they gonna do? What did you do at that age? You didn't have an iPad?

[John Clay Wolf]

I rode my motorcycle all the time. Outside.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, let them go outside.

[Randy's Son / Little Chipmunk]

I want to ride my motorcycle. But the all of them are broke.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, they're not. That is not true. One of them has a flat tire and one of them is a 50. And you just want to ride the 70 now because you think you're big man now? What.

[J.D. Ryan]

What if. What if dad said no more video games? You're done on that?

[Randy's Son / Little Chipmunk]

No more I would die.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't think that would happen at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

How d. Jimmy. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Hey, good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

I'm in League City, just south of Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know where that is. Okay, we've got a 07328 and it's a. It's the all wheel drive, is that right? It is.

[Caller]

It's the. The sport wagon.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it's a wagon. God, I haven't seen one of those in a while. Do you drive it very often?

[Caller]

That thing sits in the garage most of the time. It's, you know, 10 years old now. And pretty, pretty low mileage for a 10 year old car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure. What color is it?

[Caller]

It's white.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's good. White cars have the best resale. Well, will six grand buy it. I mean, average MMR is five grand. I'm throwing an extra thousand at it because it's white and it sounds real nice.

[Caller]

Yeah, it's clean car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Clean car.

[Caller]

So I'd consider that.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, well, go to givemetheven.com and say, here's the pictures of the car, here's the VIN number. John hit me at six grand. And you know, if, if six won't buy it, I may bump a smidge, but I don't have a lot. I mean, I'm trying to hit you right the first time.

[Caller]

I appreciate you. We'll go load it up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, sir. Cut his mic. He's bringing too much. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio is the call in number. Hey, discount Sean has gone nuts over these airbag kicks.

[Bobbo Turley]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

This airbag thing? These recalls?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, nobody really cares until you get sued. And they had a situation with a.

[J.D. Ryan]

Who's this?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't want to talk about who they are because they're a good, good friend of mine, but a longtime customer. But they had a van that was wrecked, a Kia van, okay? And somebody pulled the airbag fuse. Somebody passed away in the accident.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf]

Big lawsuit. Okay. So they had to tighten up on the airbag deal. Now if it's got an airbag recall on it, they will not buy it.

[J.D. Ryan]

What cars have that? A lot of them.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, like Honda, like all of them.

[J.D. Ryan]

Let me tell you. All of them went off in my Ford Escape. Every, every damn one of them Tahoes.

[John Clay Wolf]

A lot of Tahoes have an airbag recall on them. I, I don't even pay. I had not even been paying attention. No. Because the Mercedes marced bands, these Mercedes dealers have tons of cars with airbags, recalls on them that are stacked up in inventory behind. Because Mercedes said you can't wholesale them or retail them until there's a fix. And now that you know they've got 500,000 million dollars where they use Mercedes and like scratch, screw you, Mercedes. You buy them or we're gonna wholesale them.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wow.

[Bobbo Turley]

What are the chances? You think we're on the verge of a new technology there? Because it's, it's just uncanny to me. They can't create an airbag that lasts.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are the odds that doesn't file bankruptcy? I can't believe they haven't filed bankruptcy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Or Volkswagen for that matter.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much money did they have to lose?

[J.D. Ryan]

Trillion or whatever.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Randy's Son / Little Chipmunk]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

How do you lose that much VW's right. Writing everybody a check for 15 grand. That. That can fog a mirror.

[J.D. Ryan]

Keep that. How do you do that? And keep the lights on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right? I don't know, Takata. I mean, it's just one after the other after the, you know, stock's going down. No joke. I mean, I use that kind of.

[J.D. Ryan]

Business blows me away.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob, what were you saying about rednecks with paychecks?

[Bobbo Turley]

Rednecks with pay. Are you guys are finally getting the news about that down here or has that been talked about for a while?

[John Clay Wolf]

I saw something in the paper about it yesterday. Somebody died on a four wheeler.

[Bobbo Turley]

Somebody all always dies. That they've been doing this deal for years up where I come from, up in God's country. It's a. It's a rednecks with paychecks. You know about it? It. It is an off road ATV motocross party.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Bobbo Turley]

You know, and thousands of people come out for. They have open tracks and some, you know, organized races and just mud and. And take your ATV in your truck, get out. Organized event or is it just fairly disorganized?

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, so like a boat tie up at a lot of party coats, possible.

[Charlie]

Confederate flag will be flying maybe.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, now you're making it up.

[Bobbo Turley]

You may see one or two of those.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And.

[Bobbo Turley]

Well, a lady. And it never seems to be people from up there that die. It's always somebody, bless their hearts. This is so funny from Karans.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nothing funnier than people dying.

[Bobbo Turley]

No, I'm just saying, I mean, it's never locals. You know, they're dying there. People are seeking out this sort of environment.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Bobbo Turley]

They're driving a long way to do it and. And now they're suing rednecks with paychecks because they had a wreck on their ATV at rednecks with Paychecks.

[J.D. Ryan]

So that's an organization. Yeah.

[Bobbo Turley]

I'm not saying they're wrong to sue and I'm not saying rednecks with paychecks has no liability either. Okay. In my opinion. I'm just saying it's crazy, man. I never thought I'd see motocross go to this level. Is this happening all over the country, do you think?

[John Clay Wolf]

What, lawsuits?

[Bobbo Turley]

No. Rednecks with paycheck style of it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pets. Oh, sure.

[Charlie]

Oh, they call them all different things.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, absolutely. I had a bad accident in the, you know, the motocross track. Was worried that I was going to sue him. It was my fault. It had nothing to do with them.

[J.D. Ryan]

People have heard fall all the time in sue every dang day.

[John Clay Wolf]

I had A friend, I let his wife keep her horse at our farm and she broke the hell out of her leg about a year ago.

[J.D. Ryan]

Don't tell me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nope. And. And I was worried about it. He said, don't you worry about us thing. And he was right.

[J.D. Ryan]

But all it takes is one lawyer coming in going, hey, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. He knew, they knew. He's like, dude, I mean, you were nice enough to let us do this. It's not.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, that's how business should be.

[Charlie]

But does it make you think you must have to have a waiver?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, absolutely. Absolutely.

[Bobbo Turley]

Well, they have a waiver.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you have property and you have people coming out riding or whatever, you need to have a waiver. You just got to have it.

[Bobbo Turley]

They have a waiver, but one one there at the people's attorney says that that does not, you know, release them from negligence.

[Charlie]

So not a good waiver then.

[J.D. Ryan]

Real quick on that subject. How come the tobacco industry can get sued when people die but the in but the liquor industry cannot?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because the tobacco company is serving you poison.

[J.D. Ryan]

So is the liquor company.

[Bobbo Turley]

Alcohol is fun and. Okay.

[Charlie]

Tobacco didn't have warning for a while and they're labeled.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, that's, that's the problem.

[Charlie]

Now they do, of course, but there wasn't a warning on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo Turley]

I just wondered.

[John Clay Wolf]

Melvin, where you calling from?

[Caller]

I'm up here in Vernon.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know where Vernon is. Ver, Texas.

[J.D. Ryan]

God, you ran for mayor.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do what I say.

[Caller]

You fly in a citation in here every once in a while.

[John Clay Wolf]

That is not mine.

[Bobbo Turley]

They think it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have, but that actually is not my plane. I'm.

[Caller]

Oh, okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

That. That's. That's Collins plane. That's an expensive plane. That's like a four million dollar airplane. Awesome.

[Caller]

Well, I was. I just figured you'd the lucky best to find it.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I. I have flown it, but it's not mine. I have a Baron just Twin Beach. Do you work at the airport?

[Caller]

No, but I'm out there once in a while. I'm kind of airport bum.

[John Clay Wolf]

I am too. You got a 04 Silverado with 140 cloth super cab, is that right? Extended cab?

[Caller]

No, no. Single cab, short bed, six cylinder, automatic, three inch lift on the body and it ain't shifting right. And I don't know what to do with it. I'm not a Mechanic.

[John Clay Wolf]

It costs 1500 to fix the tranny in it. Is it a two wheel drive or four?

[Caller]

Two wheel.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but it's lifted. Does it look good? Does it have a look to it?

[Caller]

Yeah, it looks Nice. I mean, I think it looks silly lifted, but my son loves it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm.

[Caller]

I just bought him another one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I'm about a 1500 guy on that one. Well, tell me about the shifting. When you say it's not shifted.

[Bobbo Turley]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like, is it getting hung in second, not going to third?

[Caller]

No, what it does, sometimes it shifts normal and then it won't start out in first, it starts out in second, it won't go in high gear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

And then you, you turn it off and. Yeah, get in a little while later. And there she goes. Right again. So it's kind of screwy, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm a fifteen hundred dollar guy because I know I've got to put a tranny in it.

[Caller]

Okay. Well, I think I might get a little more out of it, but I appreciate it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I mean, I would give 3,000 if the transmit, but I mean, my transmission shop, which is as cheap as I know, will do a complete rebuild for 1500. And I've had these before and that's that. There's no way around it. There's nothing you can do to fix it. It's just. It's just going out. It's. All right, well, think about it. If that works for you, go to givemethevin.com and load it up and we will. We'll pick it up in Wichita Falls.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, thanks, man.

[Caller]

Thanks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bye. Bye. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[J.D. Ryan]

So I'm going to bid cars on Tuesday. I'm gonna actually go out and buy myself a car is what you're saying.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can do that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. Go to your. I can use your number and I'm gonna be a bidder. This is gonna be great.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you're gonna go to the auction on Tuesday morning. I'm gonna be up on the block.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're selling.

[John Clay Wolf]

Selling on the A.

[J.D. Ryan]

You can't help me.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you need to go out Monday and look at all the cars, see what I like and write down the run number like lane B number 148 B number two.

[J.D. Ryan]

Got it.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then watch those cars come in.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And walk up to the. To the ring man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Who's the ring man?

[John Clay Wolf]

He's the guy on the floor screaming at you.

[J.D. Ryan]

That guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Y. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Say, hey, I'm with Wolf. He wants me to buy this car. He told me to tell you to keep him on the money. On the money, but keep him on top.

[J.D. Ryan]

On top and on the money.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Got it.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's not how Easy.

[Bobbo Turley]

Oh, this is easy.

[J.D. Ryan]

I've got walking a park.

[Charlie]

This is a disaster way.

[John Clay Wolf]

You think I'll record it?

[J.D. Ryan]

I'll show you how good I'll do. I'll take my audio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Those guys will take care of us. They're not going to run.

[Charlie]

He's not going to know.

[John Clay Wolf]

But if JD Walks out there by himself and has that deer and headlight look, they're going to run him to the moon, dude.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm good, man. I'm good. You watch me. You watch me.

[Bobbo Turley]

You can do it, J.

[J.D. Ryan]

Steal this car.

[Bobbo Turley]

I believe in you.

[John Clay Wolf]

See, this noise in the background is what you're going to be hearing. And it gets mesmerizing. And you're not going to understand what they're saying.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't understand a word.

[John Clay Wolf]

Turn it up a little, Turley. 59,000. This expensive car. Don't buy this one, J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

They really go this fast?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, hell yeah. Really? We sell a car a minute. Oh, my.

[Charlie]

Sometimes faster than that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Maybe a car. 45 seconds.

[J.D. Ryan]

Anybody understand what he's saying?

[John Clay Wolf]

He's just going. Do you have any audio of me getting all goofy and screaming on the block?

[J.D. Ryan]

I'll get some when I'm there Tuesday. We'll have it next Saturday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure.

[Charlie]

There's some I could find. I have to look it up.

[John Clay Wolf]

I carry this big hose.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because it's fun. And when I sell a car, I slap the hose on the counter real hard and it makes this huge crack. It sounds like a gun going off.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why do you do that?

[John Clay Wolf]

To let. To keep the. The energy going. And the key is, is sell them all. And that keeps all the buyers around even when you're losing money. Just keep selling them.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why do we not have audio of this?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. But I. I start yelling at him, I'm going to sell the. And I'm like. I'm like, you better be on top. You got another movie, Cuz he's fixing. I just sell it. It's slap crack.

[J.D. Ryan]

You should put a blood pressure pressure monitor on yourself.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I get. I'm hoarse when I get done, and my hand and my arm, a lot of time is bleeding, dude. Because the whip of the hose hits my arm every, you know, couple hundred times a day.

[Bobbo Turley]

Unbelievable.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it, you know, it's wholesale. Is a contact sport, bud. Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right, I'll get in there.

[Charlie]

I think I have some of you. When you're doing an auctioneer, when you're trying to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, God. 17. The auctioneer had to say sold because legally, I can't sell. Say sold from the auctioneers.

[Bobbo Turley]

Rules.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what was going on that day is it was slow.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

All that other stuff you're hearing, there's other lanes. Our lane was dead. It was late. And I was like, you know, let me do this one.

[Charlie]

He grabbed the mic.

[John Clay Wolf]

I remember.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Cuz nothing was going on. I was like, I'm gonna sell one.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then I started being weird and I mean, I sold it. But we, there've been like three cars before that we hadn't sold. I'm like, this is ridiculous. I got to break the momentum. Ended up there. Yeah. I sounded terrible. I was just counting.

[J.D. Ryan]

I can't wait, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's fun. It, it, I, I, you're gonna enjoy it.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm gonna have fun.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can't wait. There's a lot going on.

[J.D. Ryan]

Recorder. We'll have it next Saturday.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll be right back. 800, 800 radios. Call number. Just go to givemetheven.com if you're. If you're on hold and you're tired of waiting, just go to givemetheven.com and load in your car and we will email you an offer letter. Thanks.

[Bobbo Turley]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the the Wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by GiveMeTheVin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you're fixing to trade your car to the dealership, go to givemetheven.com and check them. Let's see if they're given enough because if they're not and I give [e-mail] I'll still do the in n out with your dealer. I'll buy your car from them and honor my price. Givemetheven.com dealers send your customers. I'll do business with everybody. I buy cars high. I've been doing this for 20 years and we're the best in the business.

[Bobbo Turley]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1-800-800-RODE. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Last segment, last chance for romance. Arkansas, south Louisiana Eagle listeners in Baton Rouge, Wichita Falls, the Bear, Abilene, the Bear, Amarillo, Nash fm, the keg, espn, Houston. All right, all right, all right, all right. I don't think we're on Lake Charles yet today. Day just an 09 Chevy with 165,000 miles on it. Yes, sir. Any lights, any, any mechanical issues whatsoever?

[Caller]

No, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. What part of the world do you live in? Abilene. Abilene. Have you already been trying to trade it in somewhere? What's your mission?

[Caller]

No, we're just looking to trade it in and possibly around summer and just kind of look and see what's out there.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think they're going to hit you at. So, I mean, I couldn't even buy it today, right?

[Caller]

Not right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. I think they're going to hit you at eight grand, maybe nine. Yeah, probably eight. The miles are just, they're just too high. Yes, sir, but 885 is where I'd be a buyer on it.

[Caller]

Okay, man, well, I, I'll be in touch with you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Nothing like free advice.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm gonna show you. I'm gonna show you a mug shot, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm gonna show you a mug shot of a cute little blonde. And you tell me what she did this week from the news. What did she do?

[John Clay Wolf]

She had an affair with a student.

[J.D. Ryan]

And here is the headline.

[John Clay Wolf]

Teacher accused of sex with student while smiles and mug shots.

[J.D. Ryan]

Look at this giant smile. She's gorgeous.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, she's. She's a, she's a 9.3.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh my Lord. Texas high school teacher grinning ear to ear for her mugshot shot after turning herself into police after accused of having sex with a male student. The student was 17. Sarah Madden Fowles was 26. Is 26. And she was in fact married at the time.

[Charlie]

Oh, she was married.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're always married.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know. And they're like, what is, what is going on? They're like model gorgeous.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob, how do you. Was this going on in your high school days?

[Bobbo Turley]

It did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did it really?

[J.D. Ryan]

Really.

[Bobbo Turley]

And I. Few different kind of times I could tell you about.

[J.D. Ryan]

We had no teachers that look like that.

[Bobbo Turley]

Sometimes the teachers were guys. There was a, there was a coach. Sometimes the teachers were guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

Getting weird. Everybody sit down for this one.

[Bobbo Turley]

No, no, there's a, there was a, there was a science teacher in high school. This was right before I went to high school. I was probably eighth grade, but everybody knew. Got it on with this chick in his class and she was like a. Maybe a junior, maybe a senior.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Turley]

But they, yeah, they got it all. Made a baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

And how did it. Did they really?

[Bobbo Turley]

She was a wonderful girl. I worked with her at Walmart.

[John Clay Wolf]

And how did it all work out for her?

[Bobbo Turley]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is the kid real smart since his dad's a teacher?

[Bobbo Turley]

I'll bet he is.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Turley]

I don't, I don't think she and the teacher got together.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, they obviously. Well, I mean, long term, I don't.

[Bobbo Turley]

Think they got together. I don't think they.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does the kid think that that. Does he know the truth?

[Bobbo Turley]

Then we had one coat coach who was like a girl coach. She was like, girls basketball.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's a lesbian.

[Bobbo Turley]

And all the guys on the football. All the guys on the football team were going over to your apartment. Yeah, man. Smoking a little grass, having big old keg parties.

[John Clay Wolf]

Shut up. Getting it on. Yeah.

[Bobbo Turley]

I'm serious.

[John Clay Wolf]

Shut up.

[Bobbo Turley]

Everybody knew about it. I can almost remember her name.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what happened?

[Bobbo Turley]

They got it on, dude. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did no Bunny narc?

[Bobbo Turley]

Well, the corporate somebody narc. But this. Not until like about 12 or 15 weeks worth of this stuff. Man, this device, can you imagine? Oh, I wish I was in high school back then.

[John Clay Wolf]

Corey, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Hey, yeah. 2016 Dodge, one time.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're from the country. I can hear it in your voice. What. What area?

[Caller]

Valley View, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

So did you have any stories of high school teachers?

[Caller]

A lot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Turley]

Out in the country, man. There's nothing else to do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tell me a true story.

[Caller]

No, I can't.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, I don't need the names, just the situation.

[Caller]

It was good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was it you?

[Caller]

It was all of us, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's like Bobbo's story. Did they find out?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, that's the thing. These are the ones that are getting caught. How many more are happening?

[John Clay Wolf]

You know what?

[Bobbo Turley]

We had a junior high band director one time. This is one of my.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on, hang on, hang on.

[Bobbo Turley]

His wife.

[J.D. Ryan]

He had.

[Bobbo Turley]

He had removed from a public school somewhere a couple of years before.

[John Clay Wolf]

Corey, how old are you?

[Caller]

36.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, this is a while back. So is the teacher. Did she just stay there? Everything's cool. Wow. Unbelievable. That's. That's our thing. Screwing up. Or is it his phone? Hey, I think it is too. Is your Dodge Dually? Is. Is it a Dually?

[Caller]

No, it's single.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it cloth? So it's cloth. Is it a ST or an slt?

[Caller]

It's. It's all clothes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a black grill or a chrome grill?

[Caller]

Black.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mega Cab or crew Cab?

[Caller]

Crew.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's a st, right? It's like a work truck?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

These are tough. These are tough. What do you tell me your situation? Like, have you already got a bid on it? You want to trade it in? Are you upside down in it?

[Caller]

No, I'm not upside down. I just want to know what it's worth because I want to get another one. Okay, I want to get a brand new. A brand new Dodge and I want a dually.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, do this. Get one with the chrome grill. Even if you go with the tradesman package. Next time put a little. If you go with the chrome package and the alloy wheels, you get a lot more on. Trade in. Just FYI, I don't want to bid this one on the radio because the last time I bought, the last two of these I bought. I've taken a stinger on and I want to be careful with it. So go to, give me the vin.com and load it up. Let me take a look and I'll email you an offer. Send me a picture. Take a picture. Take. Take a picture like on the corner that shows the side and the grill. And then open the door and shoot me a picture of the interior so I know what I'm looking at. That'll answer all my questions. 808 he this randomly. A caller is basically saying that he had an affair with a teacher too.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't understand these. And he didn't get caught.

[John Clay Wolf]

I forgot to ask if she was a true. Of course she was.

[Charlie]

They all not just said. He said all of us like a group of friends.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tim, did you. Tim, did you fool around with the teacher? Tim, are you there? Watch. Did. Did you.

[Caller]

I'm here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are these teacher stories true? Do you have any stories?

[Caller]

Oh, no, not me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you know of anyone.

[Caller]

What's that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you know of anyone in your high school?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, my God. Just as I'm talking, another one pops up@the WFAATV.com look at this. Grand Prairie Independent teacher arrested for improper. That just popped up.

[John Clay Wolf]

And she's an age. On a scale of 1 to 10.

[J.D. Ryan]

Her name is Rebecca G O E R D l girdle.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. A 16 GMC Denali diesel, four wheel drive, 8,000 miles, leather roof, nav. So you got the right truck. What color is it?

[Caller]

It's white.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where do you live? What city?

[Caller]

In Baytown.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, let me pull this thing up. Diesel, three quarter ton, short bed, white leather roof. Now why am I not finding a Denali? Hold on a second. I. I know what I think. I think I bought a lot of these. I don't. I shouldn't even have to look, tell you the truth. I just want to verify my number. Here it is.

[Bobbo Turley]

Boom.

[John Clay Wolf]

Denali. Okay? 8, 000 miles, single digits, white. Is there a payoff on it?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, is it? I'll give. I'll give. I'll give. What will I give? 53,000.

[Caller]

53. Okay, we're close.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I'm on it.

[Caller]

I mean, I'm trying a little bit more than that.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's.

[Caller]

Yeah, no, that sounds good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. If you want to sell it to me, go to givemetheven.com, say, Wolf, hit me at 53,000 over there. And we'll pull the Carfax, verify everything straight, look at the pictures, get it bought, get it paid off.

[Caller]

All right, let me get the payoff, and I'll give you guys an email.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, man. 30 seconds left, Bob. Oh, do you have any closing statements?

[J.D. Ryan]

Unbelievable.

[Bobbo Turley]

I can't think. I think I said it all today.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm going back to high school.

[Bobbo Turley]

Isn't that crazy?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, we. We had an assistant teacher named Ms. Hornsby.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And she was a TCU student that was just an assistant grad student in our high school.

[Bobbo Turley]

Oh.

[John Clay Wolf]

And she had some party in her eyes.

[Bobbo Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

But. But nobody that I know of.

[Bobbo Turley]

God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. We grew up in the long wrong.

[Bobbo Turley]

Well, that's God's plan. You know, we're all. We're all built differently, but perfectly compatible. Males, females.

[John Clay Wolf]

Until next week. We'll see you then. Of course, you can get your car bid [e-mail] and we will see at 8 o' clock in the morning next Saturday live in bushy T, Love, peace and biology.

[Bobbo Turley]

Everybody. Locker out. I'm out. Back to the money.

[John Clay Wolf]

Time is money.

[Bobbo Turley]

It's good.

[John Clay Wolf]

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[Charlie]

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