#91 John Clay Wolfe Show

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #91

February 13, 2026

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Main Theme & Purpose

This episode of the John Clay Wolfe Show, powered by GiveMeTheVIN.com, lives up to its tagline: “cars, sports, sex, drugs and rock & roll… just about anything as long as it won’t get us fined by the FCC.” The hosts—John Clay Wolfe, Bobbo, J.D. Ryan, and Turley—take listeners through fast-paced, irreverent banter, plenty of live car deals, and audience call-ins. Major running jokes include wild massage parlor stories, Southern car culture, drinking escapades, and an inside look at what really happens when you try to sell your car. Their signature blend of dealer haggling, bawdy comedy, current events, and parade of oddball callers provides entertainment for both car enthusiasts and lovers of offbeat radio comedy.

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Key Discussion Points & Segments

1. Behind-the-Scenes Studio Chaos

• Opening Banter (00:18–03:02): The hosts riff on their technical setup live on air, playfully blaming each other for donut choices and studio sound checks.
  • Notable quote: Bobbo (01:44): “We enjoy air checking live because listeners have said they find it part of our charm.”

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2. Unlikely News & Odd Happenings

A Plane Landing on the Dallas Tollway

• Plane Story (03:09–04:24): Co-host J.D. Ryan recalls witnessing a Cessna 182 landing on the Sam Rayburn Tollway, turning an ordinary commute into a news event.
  • John Clay Wolfe (03:23): “That’s the luckiest person in the world! I worked for a news station. It landed right in front of me.”

Drinking Adventures

• Bobbo’s Drinking Recap (04:30–06:07): Continuing a recurring bit, John interrogates Bobbo about his weekly alcohol intake, including “Smoky Mountain Moonshine.”
  • Bobbo (05:40): “I really don’t remember.”

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3. Massage Parlor Mysteries & Running Gags

Building Out the Legendary 'Rub and Tug' Segment

• Massage Parlor Stories (06:32–15:24): The hosts and callers share unfiltered stories about possibly illicit local massage parlors—complete with code words, shame-faced patrons, and “menus” in Vegas.
  • John Clay Wolfe (07:07): “She’s like, something creepy about this place… But I think it might be one of those rub and tug deals.”
  • Turley (09:11): “It’s sketchy. There’s a magazine, a billfold… basically you open up and you can pick the different services.”
  • Caller (13:49): “From what I understand, after you pay at the front, you tip them like 50 bucks. That’s the code.”
  • Bobbo (11:14): “So, yeah, you eat one of those cherries, man, and you know you…”

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4. Politics and International Affairs – with Satirical Takes

Syrian Missile Strikes and Political Mockery

• Missile Attack & Trump’s Presidency (11:35–13:14): The team lampoons the media’s shifting focus from immigration scandals to U.S. missile strikes in Syria, complete with parody character “Buster Dix.”
  • John Clay Wolfe (12:32): “Bombing’s here. It’s just like bombing Arizona.”
  • Bobbo as 'State Senator Buster Dix' (13:14): “Give those people some family entertainment… Open Dave and Busters.”

International Call-In – Japan’s Massage Parlors

• Japan Experience Call (18:38–20:29): A veteran describes how massage “happy endings” work overseas, triggering more host impersonations and laughs.

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5. Audience Car Bidding—Dealer Drama Uncensored

Real-Time Car Dealership

• Live Appraisals (Throughout, e.g. 20:47–56:40): The show jumps from anecdotes to actual business—listeners call in to have John bid on their used cars, ranging from ancient Lexuses to tricked-out Jeep Wranglers and high-end muscle cars.
  • John Clay Wolfe (21:18): “I mean I can beat that. Easy. Put me down for 20. Does 20 buy it?”
  • Typical banter: Offers, negotiations, and rapid-fire counteroffers. Sellers are pressed on whether they’re “just fishing” or actually want to do business.

Behind the Curtain – Car Business Friction

• Dealer Tech/Automation (28:00–28:47): John plugs his system that lets even franchise dealers get instant bids on bulk trade-ins at givemetheven.com.

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6. Wild Rock & Roll, Concert Stories, and More

Alice in Chains, Journey, and Edgefest

• Music Tangents (25:51–26:46, 57:48–59:15): Riffing on upcoming concerts, documentaries, and the surprisingly “high energy” performance of bands like 311 compared to more subdued acts.
  • Turley (58:46): “311 stole the show for me for sure.”
  • Humorous asides about crowd surfing and age-appropriate behavior at rock shows.

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7. Offbeat Guest Appearances & Comedy Characters

Return of Hannah the Stripper & 'World’s Biggest Son of a Bitch'

• Recurring Character Bits (16:05–16:55, 49:05–50:34): Stripper friend “Hannah” talks about Medal of Honor biker rallies and putting together comedy bits about “biggest bitches.”
  • John Clay Wolfe (50:03): “Oh my God, look at her butt…”
• The ‘SOB’ Parody Ads – Natty Light Tall Boy Edition (48:08–49:36):
  • Bobbo (48:08): “He is the world's biggest son of a bitch… Hey man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a Natty Light. Tall boy!”

Romero—Tony Romo’s ‘Dad’ and Family Drama Skits

• Mexican/Puerto Rican Family Feud (105:09–137:16): Bobbo returns with his beloved Romero character as Tony Romo’s fictionalized father, satirizing sports nepotism, family fights over money, and absurd ancestry claims.
  • Romero (106:09): “Other than senior Terry Bradshaw, it would be harder to get so much hillbilly into a sports broadcaster.”

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8. Audience-Driven Content—Listener Call-Ins

Who Listens and Why?

• Listener Feedback Blitz (122:27–129:45): John invites callers to explain what they love about the show—BS or car deals—and gets stories from car enthusiasts, repo men, women, Black, and Hispanic listeners who all delight in the show’s unfiltered humor.
  • Karina (Self-employed caller, 122:59): “Sometimes you make me laugh so much, I’m like okay, where was I? …I prefer the BS over the cars. However, I have learned so much about cars just listening to you guys.”
  • Phyllis (Black woman, 127:47): “I love that you don’t care about the whole PC and I’m black, and I like… I’ve been listening to you since 2009.”

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9. Satirical Political & Sports Lists

Top 9 Things Tony Romo Should Avoid as a Broadcaster

• Casey Kasem Voice Parody (79:14–81:33):
  • J.D. Ryan (79:57): “These are actual television sports folks that have been removed from the booth for various reasons.”
  • Number 7: “Don’t do any Rush Limbaugh quarterback analysis.”
  • Number 4: “Avoid Sean Salisbury sexting your man parts bit.”

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10. The Show Asks: More BS or More Cars?

• Programming Philosophy (119:07–121:09):
  • Bill (120:46): “I like the BS but I realize you got to make a living.”
  • John Clay Wolfe: Repeatedly debates with listeners the formula for Saturday radio—car knowledge or comedy—which all agree is unique among car talk shows.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• John Clay Wolfe (03:23): “That’s the luckiest person in the world! …It landed right in front of me.”
• Caller (13:49): “After you pay at the front, you tip them like 50 bucks. That’s the code.”
• Bobbo (48:12): “When he takes the family out for dinner, he usually sits at the bar alone, watching the game and drinking a cold one. He is the world’s biggest son of a…”
• Hannah (50:26): “Oh, she gets $40 for a table dance. She’s a… Yeah.”
• Karina (123:47): “I have learned so much about cars just listening to you guys.”
• John Clay Wolfe (121:09): “I think people are hanging around for the BS and the cars are just… They put up with them.”

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Important Timestamps for Key Segments

• 03:09 — Plane landing story
• 04:30 — Bobbo’s drinking recap
• 06:32 — Massage parlor segment begins
• 15:24 — Plane landing: “It was a landing, not a crash”
• 18:38 — Japan “happy ending” call-in
• 20:47–56:40 — Live car appraisals/bidding
• 50:03 — Hannah and “biggest bitches” segment
• 79:14 — Top 9 Tony Romo sports pitfalls (Casey Kasem parody)
• 122:27 — Listener call-in segment about why they tune in (BS vs. cars)
• 127:51 — African-American female listener praises un-PC humor

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Tone & Language

The tone throughout is irreverent, self-deprecating, and often explicit. The hosts pride themselves on pushing the boundaries of car talk radio, blending dealership hustle with honest, often unfiltered, comedic commentary on anything that enters the studio—from local crime and sports to their own drinking habits and massage parlor escapades. Their language is raw but endearing, with in-jokes and regional humor that play to a broad blue-collar audience.

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Closing Thoughts

This episode is a quintessential John Clay Wolfe Show: an unpredictable ride mixing cars, comedy, fringe news, real-life southern characters, and radio anarchy. Whether you’re here for the car bids or the R-rated comedy, there’s something for everyone—especially those with a tolerance for offbeat, sometimes politically incorrect humor.

To sell your car—or to just listen for the wild ride—tune in every Saturday, or as John says, “Go to givemetheven.com and load it up.”

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Note: Timestamps are in MM:SS format and correspond to important segment or quote starting location. Actual ad breaks and promotional sections are excluded from this summary.

Transcript

[John Clay Wolf]

Foreign.

[Radio Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up now. 800-800-Rode. Or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everywhere I see you're my. Check, check, mike mike.

Check M. Check.

[Bobbo]

Check.

[John Clay Wolf]

Some people do that before the show. Actually, it's kind of odd.

[Bobbo]

You remember the old thing, J.D. no. We used to go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't miss that.

[Bobbo]

Loosen your jaw up, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Hey, hey, hey.

[Turley]

There we go. Got some volume now.

[John Clay Wolf]

How about me? Do I.

Volume?

[Turley]

Yes. It's like before a concert, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

How the drummers out there.

[Bobbo]

In case this is sounding a little amateurish or unscrewed, but we're on the air. We enjoy air. Checking live because listeners have said they find it part of our charm, as.

[John Clay Wolf]

If we have drawn.

[Bobbo]

Hi, everybody. It's the John Clay wolf show. There's J.D. ryan over there looking studious. What are you doing? You're working so hard.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know. I've been trying to get everything in order because later when the show falls apart, I'm the only one to hold it together.

[Bobbo]

There's old Mike Turley behind the board. Fully aware.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. Yes.

[Turley]

Thanks, J.D. for bringing the donuts again.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're welcome.

[Turley]

The donuts that have the biggest holes I've ever seen.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're the biggest dang donuts.

[Bobbo]

They're giant.

[John Clay Wolf]

But the holes are. Looked like somebody drove something through there.

[Bobbo]

It's like. It's like the new mouse trap or something. So the shop you use, they figured out a way to make their donuts not only different, but seem bigger.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that's all it is.

It's just.

They just. They're rounder, but the holes are giant.

[Bobbo]

There's a lot more hole there. They sell.

[John Clay Wolf]

They sell the holes.

[Turley]

How do they make that hole so big?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't even. Don't. Don't ask that.

I don't know.

I'm sure they have some type of a stamping machine.

Sure it's a stamping machine. Yes.

[Bobbo]

Some sort of poker.

[John Clay Wolf]

A model.

[Bobbo]

Some sort of donut poker.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, that's not.

Time to make the donut.

Gone far enough with that. Everyone have a good day. Everyone have a good week.

[Bobbo]

It's been an awesome week.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was driving to McKinney up on Sam Rayburn Tollway in Dallas Fort Worth the other day, and a Cessna 182 landed on.

[Turley]

I saw that reporting by you on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Facebook on the service road.

Yes.

[Bobbo]

Only you, J.D. you're the unluckiest person in the World.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's the luckiest person in the world. Are you kidding me? I worked for a news station. It landed right in front of me.

Well, I guess it's like.

Yeah, it's like what's his name in the movie where everything happens for him. That's. Yeah, it happens right in front of me. Cessna lands perfectly safe. He lands uphill between two signs on a wall and perfect.

[Turley]

Did everybody slow down the traffic in front of you?

[John Clay Wolf]

What's weird is people started just going.

Around him like, oh, yeah, this is another accident.

There's airplanes.

It wasn't. Hello, Good morning.

Morning, Johnny.

It wasn't an accident.

It was not.

He's landed.

It was a land.

Has he already taken off again?

You know what that was? My question is, when are they going to get that thing out of there?

Why did it get. I never heard.

It's just engine failure of some type. I don't know if it was fuel or if it was engine or what. Brand new 182. I saw it. I mean, brand new.

That's typical on brand new airplanes. I know a guy who had a brand new Pooh Bear, okay? And old man. I mean, beach craft type. Beach craft bear. And both oil pumps went out within three minutes of each other on either side.

[Bobbo]

God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Brand new.

Brand new.

Oh, my Lord.

Good morning, Bob.

[Bobbo]

I'd faint dead away.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's up?

[Bobbo]

Having a. Having a great day. How you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you drink much this week? No. Tell me about your alcoholism this week.

[Bobbo]

And I'm very disappointed in myself.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Bobbo]

I just didn't apply myself properly.

[John Clay Wolf]

You just getting lazy. So Monday, yes. No, maybe alcohol?

[Bobbo]

I do not believe so, sir. Tuesday I've discovered this stuff and I don't want to go into brand names, okay? On national air, but it's called Smoky Mountain Moonshine. Do you know about this stuff?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bobbo]

Comes in a jar, a quart jar. And you can buy it. And the stuff is, you know, 100 proof. But the jar is full of cherries, Right? They're in this.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've had watermelon moonshine. Same stuff, right?

[Bobbo]

Or you can buy it with peaches in it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or you can drunk.

[Bobbo]

You can buy plain. They call it blue flame. Okay. And it's blue. It's just light blue.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's 128 proof Bacardi 101 with peaches. What? Where do you buy it?

[Bobbo]

This stuff is 64 alcohol.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where do you buy it?

[Bobbo]

I buy it at Marvin's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Marvin's house. Marvin's part?

[Bobbo]

No, Marvin's. Marvin's in in my hometown.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, is it a legal product?

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really? It's a.

[Bobbo]

That's a brand name.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Smoky Mountain Moonshine, Blue Flame.

[John Clay Wolf]

So Tuesday. Yes. No, I don't.

[Bobbo]

I really don't remember.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just. Just like to keep up with Bob. Oh, okay.

[Bobbo]

Because I'm telling you, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. So Monday. Monday, you don't remember if you got drunk? Tuesday, you don't remember you got drunk? I'm gonna say you got drunk one of those two. Okay. Wednesday.

[Bobbo]

Thursday a little bit.

[John Clay Wolf]

We skipped Wednesday.

[Bobbo]

I had the. I had the place to myself.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobbo]

And Wednesday, always.

[John Clay Wolf]

You had the place yourself?

[Bobbo]

Yeah. Cuz it's not good enough just to carry it around with you. It's like, you know, you have to practice.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have a high speed Internet connection?

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you get one of those, like big old. By yourself? Knock it off to the old X hamster? No.

[Bobbo]

I'm such a square. You know what I did? I watched the new Scorsese film Silence.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. And when I turned it off, the.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Tomahawk missiles were flying. That big yeller where, you know, nobody can hear you. Not old Yeller, but big yeller.

[Bobbo]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of.

[Bobbo]

And when I turned the movie off, the missiles were flying.

[John Clay Wolf]

My wife and her friend have been going to this massage parlor just a couple times.

[Bobbo]

Okay. It's a good job.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

And are they getting pain? Pretty well.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's.

Funny, guy.

I like it. So she. The first time, she's like, in this. We live in the country and this is a small town deal. And she's like, something creepy about this place. They do great job. Oh, I feel so much better. But I think. I think it might be one of those rub and tug deals. I'm like, really?

What was your first?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, no, they got it. They got it for girls.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? But then yesterday they. She went in, her and her friend came out. They're like, definitely because they hurt some old boy, like, cowing down over the wall. Yes, they do, jd. Some old boy just giving birth, you know? Oh, Jesus. Red fox. Oh, Elizabeth.

[Turley]

Why so long? Why so long?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my God.

And then like. And then like all the little oriental ladies, like, had to run in and clean up real quick. Like an emergency cleanup crew. Oh, why so much?

[Bobbo]

I seen a girl was so fresh.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, so there is one in Burleson or Joshua, Texas. My question is, if there's a. If there's a.

Just stay open. You think that the word would spread pretty quick, the cops would shut it down.

I mean, you got a good thing.

[Turley]

Going, you're not going to spread it out too much, you know, you're going to. You're going to only tell their friends.

[John Clay Wolf]

She also said that, like, the guy when they were waiting in the waiting room, like, for their massage, and men were coming out and they're, like, seeing them, the women, and, like, just dropping their head in shame and walking out.

Or going, how come I didn't get her?

She's like, we're the only ladies in here. They're all men.

Is it a trailer, by chance?

I don't know. I mean, it was very interesting.

[Turley]

I was like, I don't think she's gonna tell you where it's at, is she?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I asked her if I could bring this up on the radio. And normally she's real sensitive about, you know, personal stuff. Yeah. But she. She didn't say no. So, like, oh, well, this is a free pass. Yeah. So I need to take this one before she wakes up. I'm gonna eat. Yell that later on, but it's fine.

Fun.

Now we're shutting down the rubbing tug on 1013, 471.

[Bobbo]

Regular patrons see him in the waiting room, think it's amateur night.

[John Clay Wolf]

How does that work, Bobbo? Do you go in? Do you. Is it like, just a foregone conclusion?

[Bobbo]

What's going to happen, hillbilly? I don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're the only pro in the room, so.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, I've never been in a massage parlor, man.

[Turley]

Well, I hate to admit that I have been.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you really?

Yes.

[Turley]

I didn't partake, but I went in with some friends. This was in Vegas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, Vegas. Okay. Well, it's legal there.

[Turley]

Yeah, but I mean, it's sketchy. It's very sketchy. There's a magazine, a billfold. Basically, you open up and you can pick the different services. So you're flipping through and there's pictures.

[John Clay Wolf]

They have a kids menu. There's some kids venues.

Little tuggers. So my question is, okay, there's legal. You got a menu. But if you go somewhere in Texas, do you wink? Do you say thumbs up? Do you just go, hey, don't touch me there? What's the magic? Bobble knows. He's just not going to tell us.

[Bobbo]

I got an idea about it. I mean, I read a lot.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you. Okay, when. Last time you read an article about that, what do you do? What's the code word? What's the.

[Bobbo]

There's no code word.

[John Clay Wolf]

You just kind of.

[Bobbo]

What.

[John Clay Wolf]

How's the guy? Do you go from. Oh, that's A nice massage of my shoulders, too.

[Bobbo]

Hey, you go in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

You pay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

There are different payment levels.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you pay ahead of time.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. You. You get with your private practitioner.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

And you work it out. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you actually have to say the words.

Not really.

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Most.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oklahoma.

[Bobbo]

Don't speak English.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're not going to tell me.

Oklahoma.

[Bobbo]

That's the word.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's the safe word or non safe word?

Oklahoma. Oklahoma. Oklahoma.

[Bobbo]

A little something more.

[John Clay Wolf]

You.

[Bobbo]

You ask for the South Pacific. They're all named after Rogers and Hammerstein.

[John Clay Wolf]

Musical.

Did not know this.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. Ever walk into one of those places and say Sound of Music? Because that's not what you want out of my hair. That's not what you want. You do not want the von Trapp.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. 800. 800 radio call and give me year, make, model, miles, and I'll bid your car. I want to buy it. I don't just want to bid it. 800-800-TRIO Turley. Good morning.

[Caller]

Morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Morning, Bob.

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you don't know if you drank Monday or Tuesday. You know, you drank Wednesday and you think you drank Thursday.

[Bobbo]

Not to. Not to.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about last night?

[Bobbo]

Not this week. No.

[John Clay Wolf]

I.

[Bobbo]

Last night I had a delicious Smirnoff Ice. I've discovered the sm. Smearn off ice.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that like a Z moment?

He did not. No. Did you drink last night? No, I did not, but I had a delicious smear. Enough ice?

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

And a little. And a little cherry moonshine.

[John Clay Wolf]

You might have a problem.

[Bobbo]

What's great about this stuff is I.

[John Clay Wolf]

Think I just had a cocktail.

[Bobbo]

The cherries in the jar have been soaked in this stuff all the way from Kentucky to here.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's almost dessert then.

[Bobbo]

So. Yeah, you eat one of those cherries, man, and you know, you know, you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can taste contestants like good old Bobbo's blotter acid from 1988 almost.

[Bobbo]

If you do it correctly. If you drink it, smart one, get you there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Blast off.

Speaking of blast off, what happened with the. I. I haven't really paid much attention. We sent 50 missiles off into their air bases.

Yeah.

So actually, that kind of stuff used to happen a lot.

A lot.

On all the different presidential watches. Sure. Throughout my life. Of course. I'm sure this one's going to be a bigger deal because Trump's in charge. Yeah.

And then you got to go back and forth if we care about the whole Russia thing. Well, is he buddies with Russia or not? Because now Russia's mad at us, and now they Have a big, big ship coming toward us in the Mediterranean.

[Bobbo]

Russian scandal, in a way.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but Buster. Dick, Buster Dix is here this morning to discuss the politics of. Of international warfare.

The Syrian attack.

[Bobbo]

State Senator, District 87. Okay, Buster Dix, how much immigration scandal went away all of a sudden Thursday evening, didn't it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it kind of went away. Nobody's talking about that anymore.

[Bobbo]

I can't wait to get up the federal government. Play with the big boys, y'.

[John Clay Wolf]

All.

[Bobbo]

I'll tell you what.

[John Clay Wolf]

That you set your goal.

[Bobbo]

Oh, what's the big deal?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's.

[Bobbo]

Bombing's here. It's just like bombing Arizona. No, it's saying, oh, you got a desert climate, okay? Being run by egomaniacal bastards. Okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

Not Arizona. No one's balmy. Arizona, it's the same thing. No, it's not. Not at all.

[Bobbo]

Get out there. The only, only good guys out there, the poor unlucky bastards born there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay?

[Bobbo]

What's the difference? Well, Arizona was the same damn thing till they put in Dave and Buster's out there. You got to give people some entertainment. I'll tell you what, one of these rich guys like old Bill Gates or the Clinton foundation, they gonna put a Coke machine on the corner ever street corner in Syria. Okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Open up a Dave and Busters. Give those people some family entertainment. They'll straighten right the hell up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give them something.

[Bobbo]

Don't have to be a bowling out. Give them a skating ring, something like. You know what games would be in.

[Turley]

Dave and Buster's Stab the infidel.

[John Clay Wolf]

Syrian version.

[Bobbo]

Instead of. Instead of Poke the Gopher, you play Stab the infidel. Skee ball.

[John Clay Wolf]

Suddenly I have a picture in my head of this.

[Bobbo]

Call it pig ball.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay?

[Bobbo]

Put the puts. You put your illegal meat up there. Throw balls at it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Carrie, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Hey, good morning, guys. How y' all doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. Good.

[Caller]

All right. Listening to Yalls conversation about the massage parlors. From what I understand, not first hand knowledge, right? But after you pay at the front, whenever you get in there, you go ahead and tip them like 50 bucks. That's the code.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's the code.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what I need.

Overpayment, confucious. Say fast. Pay equal, longtime friend.

[Caller]

Like I say, the more the tip.

[Female Caller]

The better the service.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gotcha. Okay, so that's the.

Do you know where. Do you. What city are you in?

[Caller]

Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you want to throw some spots out there for our listeners so they.

[Caller]

So they have the inside line all over there? All over. Especially on 19, 6.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about little Vietnam down there in Houston?

[Caller]

That I don't know. I'm more on the north side.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you were to get a massage, what ethnicity do you look for in a massage?

[Caller]

In a masseuse, Somewhere between Cambodian and Vietnamese.

[John Clay Wolf]

Welcome to Texas, everybody. My name's John Clay Wolf and this is the John Clay Wolf Show. Pennsylvanians, wzzo, how are y'? All? Arkansas. Oklahomans. Oklahomans. We want to hear your massage parlor techniques as well. Because I have a feeling that it'd probably be pretty entertaining. We get a redhead girl. Our Vietnamese serve barbecue in the afternoon and massage in the morning. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. So, J.D. you covered the plane?

Yeah. Plane crash happened right in front of me.

It was not a crash.

It was not a crash.

It was not a crash. I saw the picture.

It was a landing. He landed. Obviously, engine issues. But he landed on the service road of a tollway in between Dallas and Fort Worth. Very nicely, I might add. I mean, he put it between two signs and a bridge.

Brittany. Brittany's. I mean, Hannah. Hannah's here.

Really?

I didn't know Hannah was here. Hannah. What are you doing, honey?

Smell that cheap perfume.

I was taking a little break. Have you been to sleep? No. No, I didn't sleep until Monday.

You don't sleep all.

Did you make any money last night? Oh, my God. We worked our asses off. I had the Medal of Honor winners last night in Gainesville.

Yeah, Gainesville.

And bikers love this deal. You remember when bikers used to hate the government?

Yeah.

Not anymore.

They love the government.

And you bring the Medal of Honor winners and they got some money to spend. That's right.

They did a big motorcycle procession from Dallas up to Gainesville for the Medal of Honor winners.

I danced my ass off for 20 hours.

20 hours? Yeah. How much made you made?

I got a halter top doesn't even fit anymore. I've been squeezed. Now, let's see. Brittany. Madonna. I like it. Thank you. Thank you, Hannah.

That'll be free.

Hannah Bailey, our in house stripper friend. Maybe you'll be back in a little bit. 800-800-7234. Call in and give me year make, model miles and I'll buy your car. Or just go to givemetheven.com and also for dealers, you can go to givemetheven.Com, click the dealer button and I'll. My machine will bid your inventory. Trade ins. Trade ins. And overage instantly. That's a new product. I've got Be right back.

[Bobbo]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the Wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by GiveMeTheVin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

When you trade your car into the dealership, guess who's been buying that trade in for the past 20 years? Me. It's me. I'm that guy at my site, givemetheven.com I'll put your car on the money immediately. You can do it while you're negotiating your trade real time. I'm the largest wholesale car dealer in the southwest United States. @givemetheven.com you have access to me.

[Bobbo]

Tell us your car, givemethevin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Radio Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call them toll free, 1-800-800, RA radio or log on to GoWolf.com. this is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's hard to even it up. Good morning, everyone. Dallas, Houston, Louisiana, Arkansas, Oklahoma, and of course our homies up in Allentown and surrounding on zzo. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Chris, you there?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

What have you got? You got first hand knowledge? Firsthand, no pun. Knowledge of what?

[Caller]

Those massage parlors?

[John Clay Wolf]

Actually, yeah, firsthand knowledge is what Chris has. Right hand knowledge. Go ahead, Chris.

[Caller]

Right and left. Well, I spent two years in Japan when I was in the military and they have them all over the place. Typically what happens when you go in and get your massage? They. Once they give you the massage, they tend to ask you if it's okay. Keep going. They'll make move towards it.

[John Clay Wolf]

How does it sound when they say that?

[Caller]

Yes or no.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you impersonate them?

[Caller]

No, I can't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob, can you.

[Bobbo]

Okay, you know, freak out now. Okay, this, this way we talk about happy time. Come for happy time and you just do what you do.

[John Clay Wolf]

He sounds like a fridge. He sounds like a French Cambodian.

[Bobbo]

And I do what I do and it's okay. Okay, this is. This.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Where are you coming from?

[Caller]

I'm actually in Galveston right now for this. Hikes that the military is doing that a bunch of veterans are doing a heist. Yes, a hike.

[John Clay Wolf]

A hike from. Hike from where to where?

[Caller]

Down Stuart Beach.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have y' all been talking about the missile attack the other day?

[Caller]

Actually, no, we haven't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, well, good. Enjoy your day. Enjoy your hike. Thank you for your service, thank you for the intel and I hope you had a good happy ending there, Chris.

[Caller]

Definitely.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is John Clay Wolf. Remember, you can call in and we'll bid your car or just go to givemethe vi and givemetheven.com dealers. Click the dealer button. My machine will bid your trade ins now. Steve. 14 tender with 48. Good morning.

[Caller]

Good morning. How are you?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm good. Is it a four wheel drive? Two wheel drive, platinum SR5.

[Caller]

What is is an SR5 and it is a 4x4.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. How many miles? 48.

[Caller]

48,000? Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

In double cab.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you want to sell it or trade it in?

[Caller]

I need to sell.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Have you had it? Quickly. House on fire. What? Have you had any other. You know I always run that ad about Beat CarMax or I'll give you 100 bucks or I'll kiss your butt. Have you already started there?

[Caller]

You know, I have. I've gotten a couple offers so far, yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, then let's just cut to the chase. We've got a 14 SR5 with 48. What color is it?

[Caller]

It's white.

[John Clay Wolf]

And? And 4x4 small back door average. Rough or clean?

[Caller]

It's clean, actually.

[John Clay Wolf]

The bids from the other guys will tell me. So who are the other guys that bid it when they give.

[Caller]

The first one was Texas direct. They offered 18 for it. And let me see, Carmax offered 19,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And how long ago were those bids?

[Caller]

About three days ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds low on both of them.

[Caller]

That's what they offer, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it wrecked?

[Caller]

Yeah, that's what they offered, huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it wrecked?

[Caller]

No, no, everything's clean. No, not at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean I can beat that. Easy. Put me down for 20. Does 20 buy it?

[Caller]

Yeah, 20 would buy it.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, well then I'm gonna put you. I'm gonna put you. I can get it done right now. Where do you live?

[Caller]

Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, I've got a crew in Houston with a. We're working on Saturday. They can actually come to your house with the checkbook in hand. I've got Rick is a signer on our checking account down there and he can. Because we. We're office in Dallas but we also have. We're headquartered in Dallas. We have office in Houston. Long story short, we can be there this afternoon and get you paid. So I'm going to put you on hold line this way. All right, thanks. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Who's this?

[Caller]

Hello, this is Peter.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Peter.

[Bobbo]

Oh, you look like a big man, Peter.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[Caller]

Love me long time.

[John Clay Wolf]

What you got, Peter?

[Caller]

I got all the knowledge on the inside.

[John Clay Wolf]

We Got Wooderson, we got water.

[Caller]

You should not know.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, well, tell us what we need to know. We got 26 seconds.

[Caller]

All right, man. First of all, when you walk in the room, they tell you get comfortable. That means get butt naked.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right?

[Caller]

Then when you lay down, they start doing a little thing. They rub your legs, start jiggling your balls a little bit and they see a bit of. Oh, you like that? Oh, yeah. And then when you turn over and if you pull north and they do the little gesture and you're like, yeah, though. And then when you get this smile from year to year, they just do their thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what's that set of brother? What does that set a brother back in today's economy?

[Caller]

What is that? How's that set up brother back in Today's economy? About 60 bucks for an hour of a relaxation massage. And then at the ending as a bonus in the.

[John Clay Wolf]

So 60 plus the end or 60 covers. All right.

[Caller]

Probably about 60 bucks. I mean, if you want to tip, you can tip.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think what a regular massage costs.

[Caller]

Well, 60, it's like 60 bucks. 40, 40 to 60 bucks an hour.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think you should start a blog site and show all the good places and like score them. Like, you know, these rating services. Too many, man.

[Caller]

You can't hit a golf ball from anywhere.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Just go to give me the VIN. Remember, dealers, you can go to givemetheven.com now and click the dealer button and it will automatically bid your trade ins and we'll come pick them up. Be right back.

[Bobbo]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the Wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by GiveMeTheVin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

When you trade your car into the dealership, guess who's been buying that trade in for the past 20 years? Me. It's me. I'm that guy at my site, givemetheven.com I'll put your car on the money immediately. You can do it while you're negotiating your trade real time. I'm the largest wholesale car dealer in the southwest United States. @givemetheven.com you have access to me.

[Bobbo]

Sell us your car. Give me the bin com to easy. You can do it in your underwear.

[Radio Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call them toll free. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio dot or log on to gowolf.com this is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

I need to go See Alice in Chains. There's a lot of good concerts coming up in the. No Doubt in Dallas.

Fourth I watched a documentary on the new guy in Journey.

Yeah, I did too.

It's a great.

Have you seen that? It's a good story.

Really good story. I mean he came from nothing. I mean broke to the point he didn't have food on the table and.

But he could still get a camera and a YouTube account.

No, well, he's. Somebody else put those up.

Videos up.

Yeah. Of him doing his. Basically a cover band right over in Malaysia and they. Manila. I'm sorry, Manila. And they, you know, they found him on the, you know, Neil shown finds him on the Internet and calls him.

Up and goes, no, that's not what happened. That's exactly what happened. Was Neil shown was over there and he was in a massage parlor.

Oh God. That's not what happened at all. Okay. The wink and he did the nod.

And then the guy and he said for 20 bucks that was all over. I'll sing Journey for you.

And he came in, he said, you want love and touching or squeezing? I get it.

I know you. You look around.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, you and me. My brother, he's seen Johnny all day.

[John Clay Wolf]

You imagine getting that phone call though, like, sure you are.

Click 800-800-7234. Just go to givemetheven.com we'll buy your car. Tell me, average, rougher, clean Curtis, where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Richland Hills, Texas, right outside of Fort Worth.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know exactly where that is. I worked that Allen Samuels store there for years and years.

[Caller]

Well, it's Auto Nation now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep, that's right. I still have some. Some jeep tops over there I need to pick up. Actually I bought a. They traded for a fleet of Jeeps or they were selling a fleet of jeeps and they removed the tops, the hard tops. And I bought all the hard tops and I think I still have three over there. But anyway, there were like 20 of them. An 11 Silverado 1500 extended cab, two wheel drive. Is it clothes cloth? Is it? And there's a two wheel drive.

[Caller]

Yes, it's the LS edition.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's your mission? Are you just wanting to sell it or you want to trade it?

[Caller]

I would like to sell it to buy another Silverado that's a four door, not the extended cab.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Caller]

Then Ghost basically kind of upgrade.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do this. I'll let you play with my dealer deal. That sounds weird, but go to givemetheven.com okay. Click the franchise dealer button and they'll say this bid is only good for franchise dealers, which it is. But for this situation, that's what it is. And then build your truck, push, go, and it'll give you the figure of what we'll pay. Take a screenshot of that and take it over to Rick Canolly. Take it to Vandergriff Chevrolet in Arlington and say, wolf will give this for my truck. He told me to come see you to buy a new one.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then you'll get your tax credit. Also.

[Caller]

What do you think it's worth?

[John Clay Wolf]

I want you to use the thing and call me back and tell me what it says. It's givemetheven.com. click franchise dealers. And it's got a. We created an automated tool where you put the VIN number in and build the car quickly. And it'll throw you the number. It'll give you the number. It'll tell you exactly what. I'll pay for it.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

They give me the vin.com. yep. I got so tired of talking to people. I built a robot. So I didn't talk to people yet.

Plug it in.

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Yes, Bob.

[Bobbo]

What you looking at me?

[Turley]

Tell them your idea.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[Turley]

So this baba does this all the time during breaks.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is like my kid coming up. Tell him. Tell him what you told me. Tell Daddy what you told me.

[Bobbo]

Okay, so I'm looking at the back page, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Backpacks.

Yeah. Speaking of that. We have a story about that. Go ahead.

[Bobbo]

Light screening required. Tina Marie is local here in Fort Worth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lonely.

[Bobbo]

Need company. I will and can de stress you. Now. This is found in the massage column.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Okay.

[Bobbo]

This is nothing illegal, okay? Crazy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Far out, Right?

[Bobbo]

Girl's local.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

I say we call her up, get her on the show. This could either go very, very bad or be really cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

On a scale of 1 to 10, is she attractive?

[Bobbo]

I like her.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's cute. You have a different taste to women. Sometimes you're right on. Sometimes you're off in left field. You're like a fly, Bob.

[Bobbo]

There she is.

[John Clay Wolf]

You'll be on a flower. Yeah. And then you'll be over there in the horse barn. Yeah. Call her. Tell her come up. See if she wants to give massages.

[Bobbo]

Good advertising.

[John Clay Wolf]

Such a bad idea.

I want to do this live on the impossible level. We're gonna do it for J.D.

No, we're not.

Yes, you are.

[Bobbo]

A little pent up.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not pinned up.

[Turley]

You know DJ Pre K? Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

He can use. I think he could do.

Yeah, he's been tied up since he was 12.

Massage, massage. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Good morning. What have you got?

[Caller]

Yeah, do you buy hell damaged cars just for the motor and transmission?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, God. It must be really. Hell no. I mean, is it that beat up?

[Caller]

Okay, well, I had a good experience with you about three weeks ago. Y' all bought my truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, Bob, if you'll shut up, let me talk to the guy. I'd appreciate it. Hang on a second.

[Caller]

Hell no. Huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, that's not what I said. That's what Bobbo said. He didn't know what he was talking about. Yes, I do. Buy him. Now he's mad. Okay. No, that was Bob.

[Caller]

I have an old friend of mine.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's old.

[Caller]

And they have a hundred thousand miles. It's one owner, 97 Lexus, 300 ES, I believe.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, with Bob, it's like.

[Caller]

Yeah. And she just wants like 400.

[Bobbo]

It ain't me, babe.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you know, it may work. Stick it in the system. Go to. Give me the vin.com and load it up. Let me look. Yeah, we might be able to make that work. I'm glad you had a good experience with us. 800-800-7 2, 3, 4. Good morning. Who's this? What have you got?

[Caller]

Hey, I'm Matt from Humble. How you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. Humble.

[Caller]

All right. I just had a quick question. I need some advice. My car is currently in repo for over a year. Still about 20,000. It's a 2011 Camaro. And I'm just not sure what to do. I mean, I need it to work every day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Timeout. It's been in repo for a year and they haven't caught up with you yet?

[Caller]

No, it's been locked in a garage every night.

[John Clay Wolf]

But what about when you're at work?

[Caller]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let me. Let me give y'. All. I invested in this company years ago. Oh, no. I kinda. All the wreckers have cameras on their dashboards, and now the cop cars do, too. And they're taking pictures of license plates all the time. Really? In the. The traffic lights have them too. They're scanning, recognizing license plates. And they've tracked cars that way. And that's how they're finding all these repos. Really? Yeah.

I didn't have no idea.

Do you have the same plates on your car or did you switch them?

[Caller]

Yeah, same place.

[John Clay Wolf]

You've been on the repo list for a year and they have not caught you?

[Caller]

No, not at all. They left a couple notes on the door, but what do you do for a living? I've had a bunch of different jobs over the past year. That's probably why they came.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like private eyes.

[Caller]

That one pulled right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Navy seal? I don't know. Go to. It's. It's. If it's. Who's the payoff with? Santander?

[Caller]

No, it's TD.

[John Clay Wolf]

TDO Toronto Bank. It's an 11 SS. Is that right?

[Caller]

No, it's 11 RS with a rack top.

[John Clay Wolf]

How. How much do you want it? Bob just bought. What year is yours? A 14. 15. A 15. He just bought a 15Rs convertible for 24. Your rig's gonna be worth, you know, 15, 16, maybe 17 grand, depending on the miles. So. Yeah, see, you're flipped. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. A 2000 gas. 170,000 miles. Mike, can you go to the website and load it up? I can't bid that one on the air. Okay, Give me the vin.com. where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Well, I was born and raised in Dallas, but I live out in Weatherford now. We kind of run some of the same grounds together.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cool, man.

[Caller]

That name sounds veteran.

[John Clay Wolf]

The, the. The. The. The name sounds familiar.

[Caller]

Yeah, I was a Coast Guard veteran. I went to Thomas Jefferson.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, well, thanks for calling in. Go to. Give me the vin.com. we'll try to buy your truck. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. So Tony Romo, did anyone talk to him about his father in the press conferences this week? No, nobody's got a sad.

Cowboys have officially released Tony Romo, who will become. He's a co worker of mine now. I work at CBS Radio. Me and Ton out together, man. Difference is he got a couple of more bucks and he got a cool jacket, so.

[Turley]

I think they made that jacket. His wife did that real quick.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's.

[Turley]

Yeah, they looked very cheap.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can't even get a real jacket, dude. Nobody wants you on a football team and you can't get a jacket.

[Bobbo]

You think they're low down on that level, Charlie? They made his own jacket at home?

[John Clay Wolf]

I think so just to hurry it up. Hey, put this logo on here. I love that in fast times. Hey, Stu, that's a awesome Chad. Where'd you get that? Well, the network gave it to me.

One NFL executive told espn Romo is now every team's emergency backup quarterback in case your start gets hurt. Yeah, so, I mean, you know, he could jump right out of the booth.

[Bobbo]

Jump right out of the booth. You know, I'll have his helmet with him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dude, I got this.

What do you think the odds of that happening are? I think they're pretty high.

Probably if somebody getting hurting and calling him up.

Yeah.

Why wouldn't you?

Why wouldn't you?

[Turley]

It'd have to be the a team that he knows they're all.

[John Clay Wolf]

It would have to be. He wants to play the game and he's not worried about getting hurt. This sounds like he was worried about getting hurt and that's why he took the the other deal. Hang on a second. 06 Ram SRT10. So it's got a Viper engine in it. Is that right, Dave?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a four door or a two door?

[Caller]

It's a four door.

[John Clay Wolf]

100,000 miles.

[Caller]

95,000. And it's all original. I haven't done any performance.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got 25 seconds. I've got 25 seconds. What city do you live in?

[Caller]

Anna. Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Anna. Does 14 grand buy it?

[Caller]

Oh no.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does 15 grand buy it?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

16 grand buy it.

[Caller]

Of 20 or how much what buys it? I like 24.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nope, can't make that work. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. But I would give 17 for it. We'll be right back. At the party, she was kindness in the hard crowd.

[Bobbo]

Consolation for the now forgotten.

[Radio Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up now. 800-800-Rode or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's so funny?

[Bobbo]

Sound you don't hear every day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jared07 Eclipse SE. You know that's our favorite stripper car of all time. Yeah.

[Caller]

I realized that after I bought it. It's like a middle aged single woman.

[John Clay Wolf]

Car that has a coke problem and dances. Because if she didn't have a coke problem, she'd have a Corvette. She'd save her money. She'd invest wisely in her nudity. Yeah. So did you buy it for yourself?

[Caller]

I did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh. Where do you live?

[Caller]

I live in McKinney.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. How old are you?

[Caller]

I was supposed to just be. I'm 22.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I was gonna say if you're like 40. We needed to probably talk off air because there's a lot going on there.

[Caller]

Be a really sad midlife crisis.

[John Clay Wolf]

I went to the Honda store to get a crotch rocket and I came out with a 07 Eclipse and a Coke habit. I don't know, man. That old turd, that thing's worth like 1500 bucks.

[Caller]

Yeah, that's what I was thinking.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what are you gonna do with that? Your Payoffs. Three, right? Yeah. Yeah. Cool. Well, I hope at least we keep you entertained this Saturday morning.

[Caller]

Yeah, every Saturday morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good, good. Thanks, man. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Mark a 10 crew cab LTZ leather. How many miles?

[Caller]

95.

[John Clay Wolf]

95,000 miles. Big lift. How many miles on the tires?

[Caller]

Oh, man, they're right at a year old. Five thousand maybe.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Does. Does 15 grand. Buy it. The 16 grand. Buy it the 17 grand.

[Caller]

Buy it. Seventeen's getting there.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know, it's like the rubbing tug. You don't want to get there too quick. 17. Okay, go to givemetheven.com. load it up, get us the pictures, tell us what buys I want to buy it. Do you have a title? Okay.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, let's do it. You'll get paid today or Monday. Monday. Monday's good for us too. All right, thanks. Give me the vin.com is where you go. And also dealers. You can click the franchise dealer button. And our system will now bid the cars automatically. 8008-0072-3480-0800 7234. 800800 radio. Year, make, model, miles. Steve 87 Wrangler with a buck 40 on a. It's a 87. Where are you calling from? That 6, 5 area code. Zip code.

[Caller]

Just, just north of Rogers, Arkansas. I've got a Missouri title on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Golly, that's. So is it a CJ5 or 7?

[Caller]

Well, it's. It's neither. It's a Wrangler.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wrangler. You're right.

[Caller]

Model. They quit making the CJ5.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was that the first year of the Wrangler?

[Caller]

First or second year? I'm not for sure. I have a.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, that, that Jeep's worth between 1 and 3,000 is my guess. Depending on what kind of shape it's in and all the goodies.

[Caller]

Yeah, it's an original shape. It's got the original interior. And I'm the third owner of it and it's been based. Then two women have drove it before me and I don't drive it much. And I bought a new jeep while I was trying to sell it.

[John Clay Wolf]

A scale of 1 to 10, how nice is it?

[Caller]

It's about 9.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, so it's a little nicer than what I'm thinking. Go to givemetheven.com. load it up. Let's see some pictures right on there. What it takes, we send drivers up to, you know, northwest Arkansas, oh, once a week now, twice a week sometimes to pick up Cars so we can get you picked up next week.

[Caller]

Yeah, I'm only about 30 miles from.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[Bobbo]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're on the air.

[Caller]

Good morning. Hey, I've got a 1964 Oldsmobile jet store with 62, 000 original miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, are you there? Is that a four door?

[Caller]

Yeah, yeah, it's a four door.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you. Are you there?

Hello?

I can't. Hello?

[Bobbo]

J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you hear him? I can't. Bob, can you hear him? Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Lafayette, Louisiana.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where? What'd you say? 808. Oops, we lost him. 800 radio.

Oh, sorry.

800-800-7-234.

The cell phone phone noise kept going.

I buy some muscle cars and that's it on the classic crap. I ain't buying no Oldsmobile Jet star. Happy days. B.S. you and Richie and Joanie and mom can go cruise and lose your 10,000. That damn thing. I want nothing to do with it. Chachi. Chachi. And Ralph the Mouth. Ralph had a cool car. He had one was like t bucket. Front engine jobs, remember?

[Bobbo]

Ah, he's a king of the gingers, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or was it? So at Big Al's they had some cool cars?

[Bobbo]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

But like those cars still sell. That. That car will draw a crowd. But. But Richie's Mr. Cunningham's car. I think it'll sell at Barrett Jackson if it's that one perfect thing. But I don't want anything to do. I don't know enough about. Last one we bought was that 44 Buick Roadmaster. What'd we lose on it, Turley? Three grand? Yeah.

[Radio Announcer]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what we get for it, Turley?

[Turley]

Not much at all. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

How do you lose three grand on a four grand car? You don't know what you're doing. That's how you do it. And I don't know what I'm doing.

How about the big winner of the week? Do you have one of those?

Yeah. Big winner. Winners are always fun.

Yeah.

The big loser of the week was a 10 enclave with about 100 on it. We had. Turley bought this one. It was an 11. We had 115 and it sold it.

[Turley]

For 75, 000 miles on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, did it? Yeah, we. We sold for 6,500. Yeah.

[Turley]

Apparently they have bad motors in those things.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, I bought an Explorer with a bad. With a bad airbag announcement. Oh, and I had that thing about as long as Charlie's enclave and it lost. I had 6,500 in it. And I sold it for four, and it was hard to get that four. It didn't, like, just happen overnight, so.

But once it has an airbag notice or.

No, it had a. It had a previous airbag deployment.

Deployment.

People are scared of that stuff. Yeah, they're scared of getting sued. Winner of the week is what you asked Porsche.

It's always trying to think of the good news.

I don't know. Winner of the week was just something.

Cool car.

[Turley]

We had a lot of cool cars.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Cool. There was a couple of $4,000 hitters this week, and I don't know what they were. They were trucks, and there was a handicap van.

[Turley]

Oh, that's right, the van.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, there was a handicap van that did real well.

That's pretty cool.

Yeah. Just random.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Two guys locked horn. I mean, two guys locked horns on it. They locked walkers on it, and they just kept bidding.

[Turley]

They were knocking each other.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, they were having a. They were having a cripple fight. Cripple haulers make money.

Did they really? Oh, yeah, because they're so rare.

Yeah, they're rare. They're just too expensive to build.

New people keep them and. Yeah, but you don't put a lot.

[Turley]

Of miles on them.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got a cripple hauler.

Cripple hauler. And you're allowed to say that?

I'm allowed to say.

Don't get anybody upset.

It's like a black guy using the bad word because he's a black guy.

Exactly. You're not really.

I'm pretty. Okay. I'm up at one time. No, no, no, no. I'm a parale. I'm a paraplegic.

Are you really?

Absolutely.

Legally? Yeah, legally, I mean, but you can walk.

Para means some. Not full. Okay.

Okay.

What's the other word? I forgot?

Okay.

But completely. So my spinal cord got half severed anyway. Yeah, I've got the. I'm. I'm legit, man. You can say it. I'm a hood. I'm not a white guy trying to be black.

I got you.

I'm real.

You're the real dude.

So I can say.

Come say that.

[Bobbo]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. 800-723-405- laramie. 2500. Four wheel drive. Blah, blah, blah, blah. 200,000 miles. Is this really a gas truck?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow, man. The miles are so high on it. It just all depends on condition. What city are you in?

[Caller]

I'm in Crosby, outside of Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have a payoff on this car?

[Caller]

Is it paid off?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. I'm thinking. I'm thinking three to five grand, but I can't tell until I see it.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. 230, 000 miles a lot on a gas rig real quick. A 10 Wrangler Unlimited Sport. Is it a four wheel drive? Tommy? Tommy, is this. Is this Jeep a four wheel. Is it a four door?

[Caller]

Four door. It's maroon, got the hard top, 4 inch lift. Factory Jeep, 20s, 35 inch Pro Comp. They're probably 40% tread. I kind of. I got a cash for cars dealing in Oklahoma City. I bought this thing. I normally get junk, but I got lucky this week and I thought, well, maybe I can start sending some nice stuff to you. This truck, it's rough.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's got some scuffs and graves the wait time. The Jeep has some scrapes and stuff.

[Caller]

Yeah, this guy Rodeo, it's been in the river. He wrote it pretty hard.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, I understand what he's saying. I hear every word he's saying. Is it 13 grand? Is that right?

[Caller]

13 grand? Yeah, probably do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I need to see how rough it is. I don't know. I mean I'm. I'm in the middle of a radio.

[Caller]

On it and I can get you a lot more detail.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, just go. Go to give me. Go to givemetheven.com Click the. Click the dealer site. He. It's real simple. On the dealer site you can put estimated recon. So if this thing's 4,000 away, put the 4,000 in there and it'll back the bid up $4,000. You know what you're looking at? I don't. Go to givemetheven.com and click the dealer button and we'll get with it. Thank you. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio now, we were talking earlier about masseuse parlors. Bob, did you. Did you line that gal up?

[Bobbo]

You know, I sent her a text and I haven't heard anything back yet.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I mean, you know, you think she's still sleeping?

[Bobbo]

9 o' clock in the morning. The post was made at 2:29am this morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

So son of the bitch spots Turley and anybody who wants to get their car bid, go to Give me the vi n. Givemetheven.com we want to buy them. We want to buy, you know, today off you guys buy 50 cars. Be great. We buy a couple hundred cars a week.

What's on. What's average on a Saturday for the show?

We get about 200 we bid about 250 cars. We bid about 250 cars.

Okay.

And then we buy, you know, a percentage off of that that I can't disclosure. I'd have to shoot you.

[Bobbo]

I understand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because we are the pioneers of the side carbine experience. And many, many people would like to know these statistics.

Details.

Yes. Okay. And absolutely not.

I was trying to explain to a.

Guy that's why I keep Bobbo in a. In a closed room and I pay his rent hermetic.

Hermetically sealed.

Yes.

[Turley]

Why there's a cot in there in that back room.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. Come for me. But 7:45 on Saturday morning, say, go get the gift.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go get the gimp. Zed.

[Bobbo]

Get the gimp.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get the gimp.

[Bobbo]

Zed's dead, baby.

[Turley]

You want to hear the new sob spots, Hannah?

[John Clay Wolf]

We came up with a deal because this is a son of a. Hannah, what is gonna come in. Is she gonna do a. The world's biggest.

[Turley]

I think. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Next week. She's.

[Turley]

She's working out some deal with a sponsor, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Turley]

Oh, yeah, I heard him over talking about.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because the other guy is. Is. Yeah. The SOB Is sponsored by Natty Light. Yeah. Yeah, buddy.

Proudly.

Let's hear what he has to say. Is this the new one and old one?

[Turley]

Yeah, this new one.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Bobbo]

While in bed with his wife, who's trying to sleep, he's watching porno on his iPhone with the volume on high. He's adamantly opposed to allowing immigrants into his native country. He finds it more efficient and patriotic to bomb them where they are. The last time he had a tiff with the old lady, he drove her by the strip club where they met and said, don't forget where I found you, woman. He is the world's biggest son of a bitch. Hey, man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a Natty Light.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tall boy. Yeah, buddy. Where's the one with the made deal?

[Turley]

I believe it's this one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get so much material from Sullins. I mean, I owe him. I need to pay him royalties. All these stories. So much of this SOB These storylines I write are not him, but through his. Through him travels.

Gotcha.

[Turley]

Yeah, and you can follow him at the guy JCW at Twitter.

[John Clay Wolf]

So Twitter SOB the guy who had to drive his girlfriend by the strip club.

Did that really happen?

Yeah, it was a friend of Solomon's.

[Bobbo]

Funny.

[John Clay Wolf]

And this happened, he once asked the.

[Bobbo]

Housekeeper to try his margarita recipe. Got her quite intoxicated. And then her. Before the kids got home from school, his boss moved him into a cubicle. So he pissed in the trash can and quit. When he takes the family out for dinner, he usually sits at the bar alone watching the game and drinking a cold one.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's me.

[Bobbo]

He is the world's biggest son of a. Hey, man. I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a natty light.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tall boy. Yeah, buddy. So, Britt. No. Hannah. Hannah. Hannah. Hannah. Good morning. You're back. What's the deal, Hannah? I thought you were gonna put some biggest B spots together. Oh, no. And I've got lots of ideas too because I work with a lot of bitches.

Well, I.

Okay. Yeah, you know. Okay. Oh my God. Look at her butt. Well, she's the biggest in town.

Chicks do that. They kind of each other.

Oh, she won't eat a Whopper.

What?

She's a won't eat a Whopper.

Oh, she won't eat.

Yeah, you know.

Won't eat. Okay, I got you.

Oh, she gets $40 for a table dance. She's a. Yeah.

Jealousy.

Oh my God, that's all.

[Bobbo]

You know, she thinks the only Coke.

[John Clay Wolf]

Problem in McKinney, right, is that Pizza Hut doesn't have any.

Oh, I got you. I guess it's a Pepsi.

[Caller]

Yeah, that's right.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. 800. 72-348-800 ring Wrangler. Make mine a Pepsi radio. Or just going to give me the vin.com 06 Sierra with a buck 25 on it. Four door, Willard. Is it a driver? Four.

[Caller]

It's a four door.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a two wheel drive or four?

[Caller]

Two wheel drive?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean average. Average. Rough or clean, Sir. Cloth or leather?

[Caller]

Cloth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ford or Hyundai.

[Caller]

Sir?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, nothing. Average. Rough or clean? Seven grand. Six grand. 6,500. Okay, 6,500.

[Caller]

55.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. 55.

What?

[Caller]

65 sounds good.

[John Clay Wolf]

I thought it was 55.

[Caller]

Oh, 75. That sound better.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, maybe we should. He could. He can. He can understand English when we start talking money. Did you notice this? It's just like every other Mexican I've tried to work.

[Bobbo]

You just lost.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's the accidental racist. Go to give me the vid.com and we'll buy it for six to seven. Let's see it. You're kidding. They're laughing because they know. Oh, you've never been around that where they. Oh no no obla. No abla, no obla. And then you start talking about something they want to talk about and they start oblo quick.

I've seen it on Cops. It's so funny because they do that. They don't speak at all. And then they say something that the cop wanted to. That they want to talk about.

Sure. I thought you didn't speak Brittany. Do you speak Spanish? I keep calling you Brittany. Your left boob is named Brittany. Your right boob is named. Your name is. Guys staring at Britney.

Well, you got them out. Why are they out?

Are they doctor built? Are they homebuilt? Are they. Are they natural? Oh, no. I have these done.

Yeah.

[Female Caller]

Dr. Robert, you get.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, you can tell they're rather perky. His guts. Okay, trade.

We haven't look at McDonald. Oh, my God. Trade. Well, what do you mean, trade? Like harder jiggle. I got it. I got it. What's the trade? JD's staring at another now.

Just looking.

You weren't shaking it like a little puppy dog nose. How do you trade?

How do you trade with the doctor? Oh, never mind.

[Caller]

Barter. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no. I don't know. Like when you get a Starbucks. Yeah. You don't pay for your coffee.

You don't?

No.

What do you do?

They've got way too much room behind that counter. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Have to pay for your coffee. You're doing it wrong. Most of them aren't straight. 15 Wrangler Sahara. Four door, four wheel drive with 31 Rodney. This thing's worth mid 20s, but it all depends on equipment. If it's mid to upper 20s or mid to lower 20s. Can you go to givemetheven.com and load it up?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Granbury, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. And we'll be back in a momento, por favor.

[Bobbo]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the Wolfman on the radio. There's more. More of the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by GiveMeTheVin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

@Givemetheven.Com I'm so confident in my price of your truck that if I don't beat a valid CarMax offer, I'll send you a check for 100 bucks. Yesterday I bid a $88,000 BMW M5. CarMax offered the guy 71 grand. You do the math. Happens all the time. Diesel lifted trucks, sports cars, even run of the mill stuff. GiveMeTheEven.com smokes them every day.

[Bobbo]

Tell us your car, GiveMeTheVin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

I close the door.

[Radio Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Real quick, we're gonna bid a couple cars, then we're gonna get back to some music. They're ready to come back and do some funny stuff. We got a lot of stuff to lined up. We do 15 journey sxt. Jake, does it have a third row?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it 10 grand?

[Caller]

Oh, that's a lot lower than my payoff.

[John Clay Wolf]

I knew it. 15 high country. Is it diesel, Danny?

[Caller]

Yes. Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Four wheel drive?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Junior, you gotta put 4x4 on the 4x4. So I gotta ask them all day if it's 4 by 4. Okay. Sunroof, navigation. High country, 15 diesel, 37,000 miles. What color?

[Caller]

White.

[John Clay Wolf]

Low 40s. I don't know exactly. Do you mind going to the website and loading it up and I'll shoot you a number? Exactly.

[Caller]

Yes, I can do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you want to sell it?

[Caller]

Yes, I do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I want to buy it. Do you have a payoff?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much is the payoff?

[Caller]

50.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're not going to get there, but we're. We can because I bought some. I bought 8,000. Mile one for 50. Yeah, but I'll give more than what I was saying. I just need to see it. You're going to have to come off some money. Do you haven't. Can you. Do you have any room to come off money? Okay, we'll get it done. Go to givemethevin.com 2000 Chevy High country, mid-40s. On the money. We'll get that bought out of Missouri and come pick it up. Get you paid off. My name is John Clay Wolf. Buy cars right here on the radio. Be right back.

[Bobbo]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the wolf man on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

When you trade your car into the dealership, guess who's been buying that trade in for the past 20 years? Me. It's me. I'm that guy at my site, givemetheven.com I'll put your car on the money immediately. You can do it while you're negotiating your trade real time. I'm the largest wholesale car dealer in the southwest United States. @givemetheven.com you have access to me.

[Bobbo]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Radio Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolfe show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolfe Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Beautiful disaster that was edge fest last week was fun. Turley.

[Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

I did not see you there. Were you down on the floor or just floating?

[Turley]

Yeah, I went down to the floor when Chevelle was on and bounced from there to Toady's, which they were great. And their new stuff is really good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that was good.

[Turley]

It was really good. And then from there just stayed over and watched 3:11 and.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[Turley]

Offspring, which was really good. They kind of started off slow, but then they built up a little bit. So it was fun. It was a big crowd, actually.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really big crowd.

[Turley]

Young.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, a little young. I was sitting. There's a Toyota tent, like a VIP deal above Caddy, quarter to the stage. And you could sit down looking like.

At the corner, looking down on people.

Yes. And. And. But it was a weird fl. I mean, I'd never seen. I have. But short of like being at Texas Motor Speedway, seeing that many people slam together, it was. It was a bigger crowd than I was expecting. Yeah, it was.311 stole the show for me for sure.

[Turley]

Out of the groups I think they are, they're the most polished as far as performance because they play all the time. They tour every year. Oh, yeah. At the Concentory.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Turley]

And they're in a high energy too, as compared to some of those Toadies. Their music's high energy. They just don't do anything. They just stand there, there like George.

[John Clay Wolf]

Straight just comes down, stands there.

[Turley]

He doesn't do anything, plays his stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

Walks out, tips his hat and.

Eric.

[Caller]

Yeah?

[John Clay Wolf]

You like the toadies or 311 better?

[Caller]

Do I like what?

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you.

Who do you like better, The Toadies or 311?

[Caller]

I never heard of them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where you from?

[Caller]

New Orleans, Louisiana.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you listen to? Are you a rock guy or country guy?

[Caller]

I like rock.

[John Clay Wolf]

You never heard of 311 or the Toady?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Huh. Well, then you've got more. You got more things to like that you haven't even seen yet.06 SRT8 with 6,000 miles. I like that. Did you buy it new?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Does 10 grand buy it?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does 12 grand buy it?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does 15 grand buy it it? I'm not making offers, I'm just asking questions.

[Caller]

15 wouldn't buy what buys it. It's been in the garage under the car cover, and we take it out every now and then. Still smells like new. Still looks like.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you want to sell it?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You do want to sell it. Okay, we've established that. What buys?

[Caller]

I. I'm not quite sure. I don't even really know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, you do, because you keep tell. You keep telling me what won't buy It. So you know what buys it. Okay. Does 20 grand buy it?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so now we've established that this is a hard headed south, L.A. man. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. I don't know if he knows what he's got or not. Is it a, is it a Super B?

[Caller]

No, it's, it's just the, it's the SRT8, right. It's a 300.

[Bobbo]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

When I say he doesn't know what he's got, he knows exactly what he's got. I don't know if I agree with. I don't know if I agree with his opinion of what he's got. No, because the Super B will get on up there. The Mambo taxi or whatever the hell that's called. He's got, he's got the miles going his way. What color is it?

[Caller]

It's black on black. It only came one way.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

You know, it's got the 6, 4, 425 horsepower.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have a sunroof?

[Caller]

It's loaded. It only comes one way. It's got sunroof, leather, navigation. It's got everything.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now when you say it only comes one way, do you mean, do you mean in that year the only way they made an SRT was black? That's.

[Caller]

Was black.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I know that.

[Caller]

It either came with back navigation, I mean back video, or it didn't. That was the only option.

[John Clay Wolf]

But every, every SRT in that year was black. I did not know that.

[Caller]

Well, the 300, I believe.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on. Timeout. He wrote charger. Is this not a charger? It's a 300.

[Caller]

It's a 300.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. God. We're gonna have to talk to our call screen. He's been smoking grass or something. He's not keeping up square. So It's a Chrysler 300 SRT. The last time I was in one of these was in Vegas when I was a Dodge dealer on a Chrysler trip. And they had three of them in a parking lot that we could rag on, showing us how fast they were. They were fast. Okay, now I know what the hell you're talking about. So it's an all wheel drive SRT8, right?

[Caller]

Wait, no, it's not all wheel drive. It's rear wheel drive. But it's the SRT8. It's got the, it's got six. 25 horsepower, 425 torque.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, 20 grand. 20 grand. 20 grand. I don't know, but I know I've spent too much time on This. I want to buy it. Will 18 grand buy it?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so it takes 20.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

If I, If I work on this and come up with 20, is that going to buy it or are you going to. Are you gonna get weird? Don't get weird.

[Caller]

No, no. 25. I don't. I don't use it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

I got some original cars that I have more fun in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, let's do this. Go to givemetheven.com, load the car up, send me a couple pictures. Say, John will remember this from the radio. 20 grand buys it. Do you want it or not? And then when I get off the air, I'm going to look at the pictures, do a little research, and I'm going to tell you I bought it or I didn't.

[Caller]

Okay, thanks.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I'm probably gonna buy it, knowing me. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[Turley]

Quick question, and we're going back to Ed Fest. When's the last time you were on the floor of a show?

[John Clay Wolf]

I can't. I don't know.

[Turley]

No, never really. It's been that long. Okay. So crowd surfing, everybody knows what that is.

[John Clay Wolf]

I did see that.

[Turley]

A lot of that going on. But the girls that are doing it were. They're young, like 18.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Turley]

And so when they come across your.

[John Clay Wolf]

Way leg wrap you.

[Turley]

Yeah. I mean, well, your hands have to go in a certain spot and stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're 40. That's crazy. I know. That's what I was like.

[Turley]

Well, how do we. I can't do this because she's young.

[John Clay Wolf]

So. Did you just drop her, let her hit the ground?

[Turley]

Well, no, no. I try to get the guy next to me.

[John Clay Wolf]

I saw some guys crowd surfing that look older and they. And they weren't making it all the way. People wouldn't. People. People wouldn't hold them up and they just eat it.

[Turley]

If you're a dude, you were not going.

[John Clay Wolf]

But if you're a chicken.

I'm just.

Mike. 10 GT hard top with 70,000 miles is 10 grand. Buy it, Mike.

[Caller]

Hello.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does 10 grand. Does 10 grand buy your 10 GT with 75 on it?

[Caller]

No, sir. What buys it 13?

[John Clay Wolf]

Maybe I need to pull the VIN on it, look at the pictures. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up and tell me it takes 13. I'll make you an offer. I don't think I'll give 13, but I might get to 12. Okay.

[Caller]

I got a payoff on 12. Seven.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can't help you pay off. I'm not your banker 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is John Clay Wolf and dealers push the dealer button on, give me the vin. I've got an automated system that'll bid all your trade ins and all your frontline inventory. Just bam, right there. It'll show you our buy bid. We'll be right back.

[Bobbo]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the wolf man on on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by GiveMeTheVin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

@Givemetheven.Com I'm so confident in my price of your truck that if I don't beat a valid CarMax offer, I'll send you a check for 100 bucks. Yesterday I bid a $88,000 BMW M5. CarMax offered the guy 71 grand. You do the math. Happens all the time. Diesel lifted trucks, sports cars, even run of the mill stuff. GiveMeTheEven.com smokes them every day.

[Bobbo]

Tell us your car, GiveMeTheVin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Radio Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know you. I knew you. I think I can remember your name. Is your name Bob?

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

My name's Fluff. Hi, Bob. Good morning.

It's the Bob and flop show.

[Bobbo]

J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

J.D. Ryan, the famous guy from TV.

I wouldn't go that far.

The news reporter.

That's the most fun I ever had, that TV show. Oh, yeah, that was so much fun. I mean, this is more fun.

[Bobbo]

And that's.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're gonna have our special guest, JD with the weather. I just can't believe the stuff people give you for free when you have a TV camera.

Really?

Oh, my God.

They start ripping their clothes off, taking out of their pants and throwing it at you. There you go. Would you like some? Remember Chris Rock?

You want to drive cars?

Eddie Murphy. Just taking that pee and just throwing it at you. There you go.

[Caller]

Have some.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's amazing.

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. William, you've got a Kia. And the first question to ask Kia people is, have you changed the oil in it? Because a lot of Kia owners.

[Caller]

Oh, yes, a lot of Kia owners.

[John Clay Wolf]

A lot of Kia owners can't afford to change the oil. So the motors go, no, this is.

[Caller]

A sweet little car. Yeah, the oil looks like honey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, motor. Honey, is it leather or cloth?

[Caller]

It's cloth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it seven grand?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you Calling from. I hear that. Pennsylvania accident.

[Caller]

I think that's exactly right, Pennsylvania. But I'm in Edmond, Oklahoma.

[John Clay Wolf]

Holy hell. You went from. From terrible to worse. But how long have you been in Oklahoma?

[Caller]

Car was originally licensed in California.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long have you been in Oklahoma?

[Caller]

Oh, about a year.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you think?

[Caller]

Oh, I love it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you. Have you ever came down to Texas?

[Caller]

Oh, yeah, I lived in Dallas for a couple years.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like Oklahoma too. I've just had some bad run ins with the law up there.

[Caller]

What can I say?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. I'll give six grand because the car's in the state of Oklahoma. I would have given seven if it was in Pennsylvania. Texas. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. A 93S 10 with 100 is worth, you know, Dave, what do you expect me to say?

[Caller]

Hey, how you doing, man?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. What are you expecting me to bid a 93 S10 truck for.

[Caller]

5?

[John Clay Wolf]

100.

[Caller]

5,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

It ain't me you're looking for, babe. Hey, Mike, where you call. Where in Oklahoma are you calling from?

[Caller]

I mean, I'm from Kingston. Where from? Canton, Louisiana.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, Mike's coming at us with a 99 Dodge Ram half ton with only 275, 000 miles. But. But got a new motor. 30, 000 miles. That's the one. That's the one. That's the one. That's the one I've been looking for, Mike.

[Caller]

That's the classic low mileage of future. 275.

[Turley]

275.

[John Clay Wolf]

But. But me and the cousins whipped out, had a crawfish bowl and rebuilt the engine about two years ago.

[Bobbo]

You know, back in the old days.

[Caller]

Oh, it's a crate motor. Believe it or not. It's a crate motor.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why would you spend that much money on a 99 half ton Dodge? How much did you buy that motor for?

[Female Caller]

1700.

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And then you spend a. A thousand getting it put in. Or did you and Bubba do it together?

[Caller]

My dad's a mechanic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, 1700. I don't know. I mean, I. This thing's got so many miles on it. I mean, are the. Or the. Why are you calling me on this? What are you doing?

[Caller]

Cuz, I. I'm driving a truck right now headed to Raceland. Yeah, I listened to your show and I figured I'd call it he would Die.

[John Clay Wolf]

What. What do you think about us on your. On your eagle station down there? Are we welcome or do you hate us?

[Caller]

I love it. I like it. I started to tell you I had a 2005 Chevy to mess with Jalen Springer.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's queer as a three dollar bill. You might not want to flirt with him too much. He'll come to that. Phone line. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. GiveMeTheEven.com is also. GiveMeTheEven.comis where you can go to plug your car and then or we'll our system will bid your car also. Nathan 86, CJ7 with 95. It all depends, man. How nice is it? On a scale of 1 to 10?

[Caller]

I would say it's an 8.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it's a nice one. Then it's like 8. Is that right? Like 8,000. If it's that sweet.

[Caller]

It. Yeah, we're, we're way off there.

[John Clay Wolf]

I gave 20,000 for a scrambler that was lifted that had 30,000 original. I mean it just all depends. These old things. What. It all depends on how they're built. And it's impossible to do over the radio.

[Caller]

Sure, absolutely. Well, how about I email you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, go to givemetheven.com and load it up. We'll try to buy it. I want to buy it. I Love cool jeeps. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Two Tacoma with 190 on. It's worth a couple thousand, Milo. Will that buy it?

[Caller]

Oh, no, that's not good enough.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's good enough? What's going to cut the mustard? What's going to cut the mustard?

[Caller]

The mustard is a higher bid. Well, can I get 3,000? How about 3,500?

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it, is it an extended cab? Is it an extended cab or crew?

[Caller]

It's a crew cab, double cab. You know, you can, you can reach back in the back there and slide the back window open.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a four wheel drive or a two?

[Caller]

Unfortunately, it's a two wheel drive. However, on the left side it has the ECT power button. You can go from normal to power. It has a rear wheel differential.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah, the ECT turbo boost. So where are you, where do you hail from, Milo?

[Caller]

Houston, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I'll probably buy it because I'm listening to your description in your comment comedic form. But I'm getting what you're saying. Will you go to givemetheven.com and throw the VIN number down, take a couple pictures, say three grand, I'll buy it. John said two on air and I when I got off the air.

[Caller]

How about 4,500?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean how about get your story straight, Milo. Is it three or is it four?

[Caller]

Well, I, you know, you gotta get out there and push yourself if you're gonna give me three, you know, maybe 35.

[John Clay Wolf]

What. What buys the truck.

[Caller]

$5,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

I lost you. Milo. Actually, we, I did. Milo got disconnected. Hello?

[Bobbo]

Hell, he had $1,000 worth of stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. What's Casey Kasem going to talk about.

When he comes to his other job at announcing the horse races today?

[Bobbo]

Casey's gonna.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we know Tony Romo, of course, is, is retiring. So this week it's not the top 10. It's the top nine.

Get it?

The top nine things he needs to avoid doing is the new CBS color guy.

Why not?

Oh, the number nine.

I didn't remember that number nine.

So we're going to talk.

[Turley]

You already forgot about Tony that much.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really? But there's, there's some pitfalls as a CBS caller guy he needs to avoid.

Really?

[Turley]

Yeah, you would know.

[Bobbo]

You work at cbs.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I work at cbs. He and I are just like this. He's not getting my parking spot.

Yeah, you have a parking spot. That's fired.

I don't keep on acting allowed in the building. I'm lucky to have a card.

My kid. I, I, I went to the middle of the day to pick up my kid at school the other day, and he was looking at me like what? It was just funny. It reminded me because like when your dad comes to school in the middle of the day and it's not bad, it's not open house night.

Right.

You know, somebody died, something serious. Getting a divorce.

Right?

Are you fixed to get the hell beat out of you?

What happened? Why were you there?

Oh, I just needed to take him somewhere. It was, it was random being Mr. Mom. But you, you screwed up bad. And I was thinking about that. I remember one time, my dad, we had a roller skating party down the street from the school. And after, when he picked me up, he just said, hey, the teacher wants to see us. And I was thinking, I was in fourth grade. Teacher wants to see us. So we drove up to the school after the roller skating party. Okay, is there anything you need to tell me? And I just started spilling it out.

Oh, my God. You fell for the oldest bit in the world.

And he didn't. Nobody wanted to see us.

No.

Yeah, I just turned my cell phone.

Sure did. Now that you mentioned.

Just turn. We'll be right back. My name is John Clay Wolf of By Cars Radio or just go to giveme the vinvin.com. remember we come to you. It's a dot com experience. The whole thing's over the damn Internet with pictures and we send drivers to your house to pick it up or your office. We beat everybody. We're the best.

[Bobbo]

We're.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're so great. We're so great. It will make. It's unbelievable is what it is. Deep in my mind I can't forget about you Good times that remind me yeah, I'm trying to forget your name and living on behind me you're coming back to find me Foreign.

[Radio Announcer]

From the Wolf radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio. Or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolf hour number three.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, everyone. New York City, New York State, Pennsylvania, Delaware. No, Delaware's not picked up, but Jersey is. Houston, man. What's up with y'? All Basketball team looking pretty good this year.

Doing well.

[Turley]

They might have.

[John Clay Wolf]

Range Rangers got they. They started the season off just like they ended it with a sweep. They got beat bad. Will you talk while I straighten this out?

Absolutely.

[Bobbo]

Let's see here.

[John Clay Wolf]

We could do a white, black, Hispanic or other if you'd like to. Those are kind of fun. We have some fun stories that happened this week. Okay, this is where we read a story and you get to decide is there a white person, a black person, Hispanic, or maybe other. All right, this is a pilot was allegedly flying a small plane under the influence of alcohol. He landed in a parking lot. This is in California. Daryl Roberts is 58 years old. Landed about 10, 15 at night. He was on his way to San Diego, landed his airplane driver wrong.

I'm gonna go black just to be a contrarian because that sounds like the widest thing I've ever heard in my life.

[Bobbo]

Daryl Roberts, he white.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, he's definitely white. Our next one, an Illinois man facing animal cruelty charges for punching a donkey in the face.

Listen to the donkey punch.

Lucas Dietrich is his name, 18 years old. Punched a 13 year old miniature Mediterranean doll donkey name Amor in the right.

[Bobbo]

Behind the other Dietrich?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, he white and no, he's other.

[Turley]

Who punches a donkey but other who's black.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, sorry about that. Maybe the donkey scared him. Did you ever see that deal where the guy jumped out of the trash can in the high school?

Oh, man punches him, right?

Yeah. He might have just snuck up on her and smacked him.

Who knows? You want to do one more? Police in California trying to identify a woman with web toes who claims to be a mermaid. This is a true Story.

Hey, I knew a guy with web toes in elementary school. For real? Absolutely. Yep.

This lady thinks she's.

She could swim.

She was found wet, mostly naked and walking down the street in Fresno. And her only name is Joanna. Nobody knows who she is. The cops are trying to help find. And that's pretty easy one. But we'll go with white, black or other.

I mean, she's a mermaid, dude.

[Bobbo]

She is an ass.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's another very good.

Hey, does she really have wet feet?

Yeah.

I knew a guy with web feet.

I never. I thought that was.

[Bobbo]

They were.

[John Clay Wolf]

First I thought this was a fake story.

It was like a. Like a frog.

That's bizarre. I've never even seen that.

[Bobbo]

I'm sure you can Google water world, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm sure you can Google it.

[Bobbo]

He's got little gills, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Changed his name for some reason.

Kevin Costner.

No, the dude with web feet. I'm not going to say his name. Good idea. I bet they just cut the little lines in the middle and had a little surgery later on and straighten it out.

I would think. But this chick is.

Unless he wanted to. If he. If. If he was on the swim team and he started winning a lot, would.

That be a. Yeah. Is that a violation?

Would that count? I mean, Oscar the Blade Runner dude had no legs and he ran like the wind. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Get her done.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. He showed that he wasn't over the law and killing his girlfriend.

[Bobbo]

He would be so successful in that sport that he would later be an announcer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. Do you think Tony Romo has webbed feed? Hi ho.

[Bobbo]

Robert Bass here with the swimming championships.

[Caller]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Robert Bass, Casey Case. And it's time for the top 10. Speaking of.

Good morning, John.

Good morning.

How you doing?

You're looking good.

You're smelling good. What happened to you? Hey, Tony Romo, number nine. We're gonna do the top nine today because his number is number nine.

So we'll do the way too much billing on this show. Go ahead.

It's kind of a big deal this week.

He's never won anything.

Well, that's true. Tony is going to become. However he, without even doing a single day of it, will become the number one CBS color commentary guy replacing Phil Sims. So here's the top nine things Tony needs to avoid doing now.

These are actually winning a Super bowl ruin his mysterious stereotype.

These are actual television sports folks that have been removed from the booth for various reasons.

Okay, good.

Number nine, avoid the Michael Irvin 30th birthday party surprise Mirrors and strippers don't mix. Okay, Number eight, Don't choke like Warren Sapp at a Miami hotel. Number number seven.

Number seven.

Number number seven. Don't do any Rush Limbaugh quarterback analysis. Do we need to go into that one at all?

Yeah, a lot. Lost it.

What the hell do you mean? He stepped down after suggesting that the McNabb has found undeserving success because he was the best black quarterback in the league.

Ah, that sounds like a Jimmy the Greek story. Go ahead.

Number six. Avoiding. Avoid The Daniel Sergeant F word slippage. He decided to put that in a couple times. Number five.

Did he get fired for that?

Yes. Number five, no habla espanol. Like Steve Lyons. He used the word he was talking about, Espanol, he says, and I still can't find my wallet. So he got in trouble.

[Bobbo]

Number four.

[John Clay Wolf]

Number four, avoid these Sean Salisbury sexting your man parts bit. Don't do that.

Hey, Sean. What's up, man? He's. We're actually on a station he's on down in Houston.

And we'll jump on to number two. Hey, there's the don't know Marv Albert famous bite by bite commentary. And number one, let's not do any Jimmy the Green color commentary, all right? And there's your top 10 things. Tony Rumble. Top nine things he should avoid when he steps into the booth. Keep your feet in the ground. Keep reaching for the stars.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. Daddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hi, Rush.

[Turley]

Just had something to say here.

[Bobbo]

I'm telling you what happened on Monday Night Football.

[John Clay Wolf]

Some things you shouldn't have said.

[Bobbo]

I merely mentioned that I thought the fellow probably would have a good handle on migratory work.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? What you said at all.

[Bobbo]

Everyone wants a quarterback who knows a little something about fresh fruits. We're too fat in this country. Even I myself, this is worse than what you said. Your old friend and narrator El Rushbow have a little bit of belly fat.

[John Clay Wolf]

A little.

[Bobbo]

So I decided long time ago I would try and eat more fresh fruits like watermelons.

[John Clay Wolf]

Health.

That's good for you.

[Bobbo]

Fresh lemons, limes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, yeah.

[Bobbo]

Kiwis.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sangria thing.

Well, thank you, Rush.

[Bobbo]

And I think I can appreciate at a quarterback when he looks like he's. He's fit to pick fruit in the summertime.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stop.

[Bobbo]

Just stop. I mean, it's genetical.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stop.

[Bobbo]

It's genetical.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just go back to political stuff.

[Bobbo]

Speaking of.

[John Clay Wolf]

Glenn, Good morning. Hang on, Rush. Glenn, good morning.

[Bobbo]

Good morning.

[Caller]

Good morning, sir. How are you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. What city are you in?

[Caller]

Fort Worth.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know where that is. 08 ascender with 73. Is it a luxury or an LS or an S?

[Caller]

It's a LS. I guess.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's got decent miles. That's the only reason I'm Even talking about a 08 ascender with anyone had.

[Caller]

Mobile one in its whole life. Fuel treatment and everything.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it leather clothes?

[Caller]

It's claw.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. It's a tool.

[Caller]

Driver four two with the tow package.

[John Clay Wolf]

The tow package on the Azusa sensor. Oh, hell. Why didn't you tell me that to begin with? It's got a tow package. That changes everything. I mean, I can haul my boat now. I've been looking for a way to get that boat around. No better than the Isuzu does. Two grand. Buy it.

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why not? It's a ten year old Isuzu. For my good man. What the hell's wrong with you, my good man? Well, what's it take to buy.

[Caller]

Four? Got 72,000 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my check with Johnny Cash. Hang on. What? Now, now, now. It ain't me, baby. It ain't me you're looking for. However, I have a counter offer. I already lost him or hung up on him, but I will give. I did change my mind. I think I might go 3 to 35 on the old Isuzu ascender because remember, it has a tow package. And if you'll go to givemetheven.com and load that car up and let me look at the picture and fall in love with it with those big baby brown eyes and that is cinder. I probably will get my checkbook out and pay for that thing.

Really?

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

Now? Yeah, yeah, I want to buy it now.

[Bobbo]

Okay. Just for the.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll take a little more Abba later in the show. You know, they are part of our family and. And they put my wife in a good mood when they send the royalty check once a quarter.

[Bobbo]

Just for the. For those of us who don't know what isn't Ascender.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it's a Trailblazer.

[Turley]

It's like an suv.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Okay.

Hey.

Thank you. The Trailblazer with Joey Zuzu on the hood. Yeah.

Speaking of cars, what is. I just saw a car yesterday I've never seen before. What's a Genesis?

It's a Hyundai.

A Hyundai. Boy, this thing was beautiful.

It was.

I mean, it was like.

[Radio Announcer]

It looked like a sports ironically ride of the week.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's the ride of the week.

You do not.

I promise. It's the 17 G80 Hyundai Genesis. Rear wheel drive, 3.8.

This the one that kind of looks like a.

Of.

It kind of looks like a, I don't know, Jaguar.

Here's where you know it's time to kill yourself. When a Hyundai Cost $51,000 Reason to kill yourself.

I can see it. Cuz it really was beautiful.

I mean Hyundai's really up their game. Kia. Kia came in and took over their old dig. See, Hyundai moved out of the ghetto and Kia came in and rented all those houses. And now Hyundai's over there with Honda and Toyota. That's just the damn truth. Yeah, the new Genesis is, is great.

It is just beautiful.

[Turley]

Every button you can think of in that thing, everything in the world, when you're driving it, it'll not only has the, you know, the mirror where if somebody's on your side, but it's also on the corners too, so you have that display screen. It'll tell you if somebody's in your blind spot. In a front, back, right everywhere you don't need to look but forward.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the engine like though? Cuz this guy running up and down my street was going, I thought, oh, that's a Ferrari or something.

Here's what happened with Hyundai. They got into the reverse like Sam, Sam Moon. Have you ever been there where they had the knockoff purses?

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so. So Hyundai's like, hey, we're tired of being the key of the world. This is before Kia came around and we want to be more like Honda. So they went and grabbed some Hondas and they tore them to pieces and reverse engineered them and they decided to start making Hondas and call them Hyundai's. And then they knocked them off long enough. They became the real thing. And they're like, hey, we can start bleeding. For a while there you couldn't tell if it was a Honda or a Hyundai. And now they created their own brand and they're off to the races. They're right there with them. It's the damn decision.

It's got a 3.8 V6 in it, but man, it just sounded mean. I was running them down the street and just.

[Bobbo]

That's a lot of engine for one.

[John Clay Wolf]

John, you've been on hold for like two hours with your 200,000 mile Durango and I think that we've spent more in long distance charges than what the car's worth.

[Caller]

I hope not. Hey, I just want to know what it's worth. It's 04 SLT.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller]

190,000 miles runs good.

[John Clay Wolf]

What city? What city?

[Bobbo]

Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thousand bucks is coming to Mind how much? Thousand.

[Caller]

Okay. All right, thanks.

[John Clay Wolf]

And if that'll work, go to givemetheven.com and load it up and we'll take a hard look and get you paid. 800. 800-7234. I, I really think we spent $10 in 800 toll charges waiting on, on leaving him on hold. So now it's, it's 990. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio Robert an 08 Ben C. 300 Lux with 94s. Was it 7500? Is that right?

[Caller]

No, not.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's not right. Okay, what's right?

[Caller]

What's it worse?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I just said 7, 500 and you said I'm wrong. So I'm asking you what, what is right?

[Caller]

Well, I like to get 10.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, let me pull up a market report real quick.

[Bobbo]

I'd like some Cheetos.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'd like, I'd like.

[Caller]

I got some Cheetos.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, now we're trading.

[Caller]

I'd like lots of flyman hot Cheetos.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'd like my 3 year old to quit throwing me out of my own bedroom and telling me I don't live here.

That's funny.

[Caller]

I had that happen.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I do too. The other day I said, where do you want me to go? Your room? He's three, barely talks. And I'm like, where's my room? This is my. No, this is mommy's room. This is me and mommy's room.

Me and mommy's room.

So I got up out of bed, I said, take me to my room. And he walks me. We have a very long house. It's a one story ranch, but it's long. And he walks me clear over to the other end.

Okay.

And I walk into the like a breakfast nook thing at the very end of the other of the house. And he said, this is your room. He slammed the door and walked off. Okay, average mmr. What did I say a minute ago? What did I tell? I'm sorry, you're right, I'm an idiot. Average MMR with 90,000 miles is 7,600. Oh, sorry.

Just by a short mile.

Face. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. MMR is like the stock report. It's like the average auction results on, on these cars and some are worth more and some worth less or some worth right on. But you know, I start, I was just like, that's. I knew that was the market. 7, 500 is the market. Okay, so what's yours worth? 10. Huh?

It's like you've been doing this a.

While and I've been doing it 20 damn years.

Your kids, man, you are raising carbon copies of you. There's. Oh my God, those pictures you put up on Facebook the other day. It looks like just somebody just took you and made a little carbon copy of you for a movie.

Well, that's what my wife. See, we have three boys and one of them is very intellectual and serious and plays chess. Member of the science club. Thinking about being a president. Science club. And then the other ones are like swinging from the fans. No joke. You beating the hell out of each other. Right. Peeing. Walking outside to pee out in the yard.

Sure.

And she's just like, yeah, you did this. You did all this. This is your fault.

It's not your fault. They're great kids. They're hilarious. One of them puts their butt on your windshield the other day. He had on pants. But that was your welcome home.

You know when you, when you really have that bad meltdown you talk about like splitting up.

Yeah.

You know, every once in a while, been a long time, you start figuring out which one would go with who.

Oh, man, two little ones are going with you.

Two bad ones. They're not bad.

They're not bad. They're just different.

They're just unique and have big personalities, that's all.

[Bobbo]

They're products of their environment, man. It's all good.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 13. Ford F250 Lariat, four wheel drive diesel with a six inch lift and 100,000 miles. Johnny, where are you from?

[Caller]

Houston, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

I love it. God, you drove the hell out of this thing. How many miles are on the tires real quick?

[Caller]

I would probably say 30,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so it needs a set of tires. That's 1200, $1500 on on. If it's six inch lift. Does it have 35s?

[Caller]

It has 37s. It's a big truck from the dealership.

[John Clay Wolf]

90. Does it really have 97,000 miles? Yes, sir. Damn. What's your payoff? Before we get too far into this.

[Caller]

Probably around 38. I know I'm a little upside down.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're not as bad as you might be though. I. I know I'm good at 35 on a 13 lariat with that much lift, but. Oh, I gotta buy those tires. I gotta buy those tires.

Yeah.

Go to givemetheven.com. send me pictures of it. Send me an up close to the tires so I can figure out if the tires will pass or not. I'll Be right back. My name is John Claywolf and I buy cars on the radio.

[Bobbo]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the Wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up. Powered by GiveMeTheVin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know that only the good die when you trade your car into the dealership. Guess who's been buying that trade in for the past 20 years? Me. It's me. I'm that guy at my site, givemetheven.com I'll put your car on the money immediately. You can do it while you're negotiating your trade real time. I'm the largest wholesale car dealer in the southwest United States. @givemetheven.com you have access to me.

[Bobbo]

Tell us your car. So easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Radio Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1-800-800- radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cameo, I need you. 800-800-7234. James. An 01 BMW Z3 Roadster with 83s that are automatic or stick.

[Caller]

It's an automatic standard.

[John Clay Wolf]

How? It's an automatic standard?

[Caller]

Yes, sir. It's got the. The slap shift.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can. I got you. No clutch. Is. How's the top? Does it need a top or is the top perfect?

[Caller]

No, sir. It's got normal wear, no tears. It's a plastic back window that zips out kind of like the old jeeps. It. It's a pretty good condition.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is the window have any. Any hazing in it? It?

[Caller]

No sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color is this little roadster?

[Caller]

It's the BMW red and it's a tan leather interior.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it's a four thousand dollar rig.

[Caller]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does that buy it?

[Caller]

Well, I'm not out patient selling it. I just kind of wanted to know what it was.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Terry. A 99 diesel. Dually. Four wheel drive. 59 Cummings. 99 old bodies. It extended cab or a regular cab?

[Caller]

It's extended cab.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average rough or clean with 200,000 miles. Do I know average rough or clean condition?

[Caller]

It's. It's in clean condition. It's in good condition.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's got big miles and it's old, but I like it. Is it five, six, seven grand?

[Caller]

About seven.

[John Clay Wolf]

About seven. I'll probably buy it. Will you go to givemetheven.com and send me the VIN number and a couple pictures and tell me seven buys it?

[Caller]

I can do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Oklahoma City.

[John Clay Wolf]

I won't hold that against you. And you don't hold it against me that I'm from Texas.

[Caller]

I don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, man. Thank you. Hey, Oklahomans understand. I'm just having fun. I love all you guys. It's just. But there is. There's, like, two Oklahoma tribes, and I don't mean it like that.

I know what you.

[Bobbo]

Me groups.

[John Clay Wolf]

But there's the ones that are real hard and real angry, and then there's the cool ones. Yeah. And I don't know if it's like 50, 50 or 60, 40. It's hard to tell, but there's a lot of angry people up there.

Wonder why.

I don't know. They. They talked. They're very angry. This guy was not one of them.

No, he wasn't. He was a cool one.

Yeah. 800. 800 Oklahoma tweakers from Love County. That was the damnedest thing I've seen a long time. When they brought that Accord down here last week, and they just could not get it all together all at once. It was amazing, actually. 800-800-723-4. On.

[Turley]

Randy, getting in that stuff, too, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800 radio. Hey, Turley, when we're moving all these cars around, you know, we're doing several hundred a week, and there's a lot going on. You and I've been doing this dance for what, six years now?

[Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I send you, like, short text messages and emails that are almost like not. Not to call myself a car doctor, but let's say I'm a doctor and you run the office staff, and the whole staff gets used to the doctor scribbling. Sure.

Everybody's got his hand.

Yeah. So I send these shorthand messages all the time, and Turley just will not. He knows what I'm saying. He knows exactly what I'm saying. But he always. What? Say what? You know what I'm saying. You know what I'm saying? You know. You know.

[Turley]

All right, well, I got a good example of one.

[Bobbo]

This is all rationalization because you're. No text and no spelling.

[Caller]

Ass.

[Bobbo]

Wow, man. It's called communication. Turley tells me this morning. Did you get that email from John?

[John Clay Wolf]

I.

[Bobbo]

No, I didn't get it. The one you remember when Bucket was on SNL and he sang pop songs? Buckwheat Bucket's pop songs.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we did it say Bucket. Okay, tell me what my email said.

[Bobbo]

We passed that around for an hour.

[Caller]

Hour. We're trying.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, wait, wait. Color it in, Bob. What did I say? Do you remember When Bucket.

[Bobbo]

Remember when Bucket sang pop songs on snl? Like Bobbo sings gospel music.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Bobbo]

And we puzzled over it and puzzled.

[John Clay Wolf]

Over, who the hell's Bucket? Buckwheat. Buckwheat.

[Bobbo]

Everybody remembers that.

[Turley]

Now that makes sense.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's autocorrect. But I. Did I get. Did I give an example on there?

[Turley]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. So all it said was, do you remember when. Period. Then what else did I say?

[Bobbo]

It's called a backspace, man. You can correct that. Autocorrect sometimes.

[John Clay Wolf]

But what else did I say? Did I give any.

[Turley]

No, you just. And then you got into where Babo is going to sing songs like, about Jesus and made us really confused.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, now I remember. I was in a restaurant, and they had this Christian rock on, and I thought it'd be fun. Funny. If Bobbo did a Christian rock's greatest hits. Kind of like Buckwheat sings the hits on snl.

[Bobbo]

Okay. But not as Buckwheat.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just as maybe Axl Rose.

[Turley]

Okay, that makes sense now.

[John Clay Wolf]

But shorthand. No, that's Buckwheat.

[Bobbo]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what would, like, give me an example of what? What? Can you give us some rock music that would be more Guns N Roses style? I. I bet Bobbo can just knock this off the top of his head beautifully.

Probably can.

Axl Rose does gospel.

[Bobbo]

Oh, is it Axel?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Oh, Yes, Jesus loves me. I don't know. I don't know either. This is your deal. There's power, Power Ever loving power in the blood, baby.

[Bobbo]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know if that's going to work either. Well, y' all were supposed to work on it before we got on here. We didn't know what you were talking about.

[Bobbo]

Potatoes are all groton. I don't know, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Potatoes are Groton. By Eddie Vetter. 05 Cayenne Turbo S with 112 Cayenne. Cayenne. Cayenne. It's not. It's not a Cayman. It's a Cayenne, Joe.

[Caller]

Cayenne.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Cayenne. Sorry. Average, rougher, clean. These cars scare me. As they should because the repair cost is so high. Joe, are you there?

[Caller]

Yeah, I can hear you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Is it. Is it like 7,000? Is that right?

[Caller]

7,000?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller]

Not around what I was thinking.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Let's. Let's email you a hard offer. We've got 12 guys in another room sitting there emailing off offer letters. Right. Right now from givemetheven.com. good morning. You're on the air. What you got?

[Caller]

Hello? Hello?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hello? Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. It's you. Go ahead.

[Caller]

Hi.

[John Clay Wolf]

What you got?

[Caller]

Got a 550 diesel Western Hauler, 2000 model.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Two or four wheel driven?

[Caller]

Two.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles? 200.

[Caller]

And.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? I can already feel it.

[Caller]

Who am I speaking with?

[John Clay Wolf]

John? Well, if you're on the air, yeah.

[Caller]

It'S a 200550 Western Hauler.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles?

[Caller]

I think it's got 300,000 on, but it's in damn good shape.

[John Clay Wolf]

Damn good shape.

[Caller]

I love the Dallas Cowboys. I want to get that straight.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Beaumont, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

All righty. That's fine. That's fine. That's fine. That's right. Hallelujah.

[Caller]

Cowboys are more talked about now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so I think it's worth five grand.

[Caller]

Oh, that all you want to give me?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's all. Really? I was thinking about giving you right now 300,000. Wait, wait, wait.

[Bobbo]

Now, is this truck got a ladder?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, it does not have a ladder. Oklahoma, Dallas, Texas. Houston, Texas, Beaumont. Dallas Cowboy. Beaumont. South Louisiana. North Louisiana. Arkansas, Missouri, Pennsylvania, New Jersey, New York. Good morning. My name is John Clay Wolf, and I buy cars in the air. Give me the vin dot com. JD Babo Turley will be back. Uno momento, por favor. Tony Romo's dad's gonna check in with us. Randy the chipmunk's gonna check in with us. We've got all kinds of stuff we're gonna check in with. And the shotgun sings the song.

[Bobbo]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the Wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Doctor, doctor, give me the news I got a bad case of loving you no pill's gonna kill my. When you trade your car into the dealership, guess who's been buying that trade in for the past 20 years? Me. It's me. I'm that guy at my site, givemetheven.com I'll put your car on the money immediately. You can do it while you're negotiating your trade, real time. I'm the largest wholesale car dealer in the southwest United States. @givemetheven.com you have access to me.

[Bobbo]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Radio Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show column, toll free, 1, 800, 800, radio or log on to GoWolf.com. this is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Jeremiah. An 03 King Ranch with 225 on it's worth about five grand.

[Caller]

Excuse me?

[John Clay Wolf]

About five grand on. Is it a 7 3?

[Caller]

No, it's a sicko.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, about five, six grand with a two hundred and twenty five on it. Eight hundred. Eight hundred. Seven two, three, four. Let me grab these real quick. Elizabeth. 03 Mach 1. What color is it? Is it orange?

[Female Caller]

It's a. Like a midnight gray.

[Caller]

You know, real dark gray.

[John Clay Wolf]

One with a hundred. It's four to five grand.

[Female Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. Go to give me. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Let's look at pictures of it.

[Female Caller]

I sure will. I sure will.

[Caller]

Because of.

[Female Caller]

I've always wanted a Mustang, and I.

[Caller]

Stumbled across this, and then the price.

[Female Caller]

I paid for it, everybody tells me I'll never find nothing like it again.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you want to sell it to me?

[Female Caller]

I don't know. I'm possibly. I may be looking for a loan on it later on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. 800. 800-723-404. Vet convertible with 70 lost interest. Carol. Hello. Hi. Where are you calling from? You've got a convertible. Is it an automatic or a stick? Automatic. What color? Black. Okay. And does it have the chrome wheels or the regular alloy wheels? Do you know?

[Female Caller]

It's totally stock, just like when I bought it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Brand new.

It's a.04. Old body style. Brand new. One owner. Nice car. Convertible with 70,000 miles. $14,000.

[Female Caller]

Okay. Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, ma'. Am. Oh, wow. I'm looking for a loan on it. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

I mean, obviously she's out of grass.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know.

[Bobbo]

I need a little bump.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know, man. I didn't know we're doing cash for titles these days.

[Bobbo]

Oh, she was talking it up, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

She was zoomed. All I got to do is zoom.

[Bobbo]

Zoom, zoom, zoom in a boat from God himself.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me this Mustang. Like mana from heaven. You want it? Tony Romo's day. Hang on. How many miles are on this? Real quick, let me bid this for Good going. Where's Bring. Bring Romero romo in here. Russell. 04 Ram, half ton, quad cab. How many miles?

[Caller]

171.

[Bobbo]

Ouch.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was hoping it had better miles. Three grand. Three. Three to three. Five. Three to three. 500.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Thanks. Oh, no. 800. 800 radio is a call number. Just go to givemetheven.com. that's faster. Romero. Yes.

How are you, sir?

[Bobbo]

Buenos diaz.

[John Clay Wolf]

You look very upset.

So we got a problem. Now that Tony's leaving Dallas and you talked me into Hiring your brother Jace, Tony's uncle. And you're fixed to be gone by the way. I mean nobody's gonna care about you in a few months.

Wow, that's a little rough.

I mean did you ever see Happy Days? Do you remember when he jumped the shark?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, I could beg to differ, but I don't think it will increase the pay. But you know Antonio and the Romo family at this time we are like the miners in Guatemala. Yeah, we're looking up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, what happened this week?

[Bobbo]

Many people still in his positive career choice to be the new field Sims on the cbs. The Newfield Sims?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Los Columbia's BS Sports network.

[John Clay Wolf]

CBS network?

Yes.

[Bobbo]

First of all Tony, look nothing at all like a feel seams.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, he doesn't.

[Bobbo]

Was in all honesty, other than senior Terry Brad Shaw.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Bobbo]

It would be harder to get so much Hill Billy into a sports broadcaster unless he were hired for the NASCAR or maybe the wwa.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think Phil Sims was from Monroe, Louisiana.

[Bobbo]

People I don't know he very com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Maybe that was Terry Bradshaw. I don't remember.

[Bobbo]

He looked like a chicken fried steak I made him. Well, you know, Antonio would have been satisfied to work for lost post office.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Bobbo]

No. Or the Hummer Gard law firms or even the David Boosters David Busters. But back on January he get a call from the Ed Schultz. You know him?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bobbo]

Oh, he is crazy man who have used to be on the Mrs. NBC MSNBC. He has the red face and look at just like the skipper. You know the skipper? Well, he asked Antonio if he would perhaps like to try out for a sports position with the RT News. You know the. The Russian state news you can see on the Artinus. Mr. Schultz is a news broadcaster there and Antonio, he was very excited to fly to the RT studio in Leningrad for his tryout. But Tony fine. The sports department on the RT News they don't talk about the football, not much. Or the basketball.

[John Clay Wolf]

Russian television.

[Bobbo]

Or even the game of golf. No, all the little sports clips they have are from the ice hockey under the figure skating, they're big in that. And the competitive vodka drinking. No, that's not a sport just like this. And all of the sportscasters only newscasters too. And even the little weather girl. All during the show they drink the vodka as if it were the sunny D. Like a hearty gulping wine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Now Antonio's primary mistake may have been that he's too punctual because he. He'd show up two hours early and drink probably 14 shots of the Stolik. Naya. Before he even go on by time he is turned to talk on the sports. All he can talk about is the ass on the figure scattered on. She is the cousin of the sister of President Putin's housekeeper.

[Caller]

Oh boy.

[Bobbo]

And Ed Schultz, he said to Tony that that is not nice for you to say. And he called Antonio a domsky, which is in the Russian culture same as calling him a son of bitch bastard. And he splashes his vodka onto Tony's new gold jacket. Really this pissed Tony off to some degree. And Tony throw the whole bottle at Ed Schultz. He knocked his left eye out.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Bobbo]

He caved in the side of his head. And Ed Schultz after this horrible head injury still look the same. And they give to him the no, no, no sign. But they cannot turn it off because it is run by the state of Russia. And they have never been so entertained on RT news. Tony take the camera, he throw it the other camera. He even pick up the little weather girl. He throw her 42 jars.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

[Bobbo]

And she's screaming wee wee as she fly across studio. And he says look at us on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Her.

[Bobbo]

This is not good. And they said, you are fired. So he come back from the art table. He feels like he's real sportscaster now.

[Caller]

Yeah, sure.

[Bobbo]

But his mother have noticed the last three weeks Tony is drinking much more Stolick Naya than he has ever normal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have been addicted to.

[Bobbo]

As you know, Antonio, who have always been a mere like man. So they walk and make him a bit of a looser cannons for this. So he should fit perfect for the feel. Seamless. I just hope they don't get him around Michael Irving.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh yeah.

[Bobbo]

Because this is one good influence that Tony does not need in his new vodka stage of his career.

[John Clay Wolf]

Romero, we're fixing to check off hour number three. We're gonna lose the buzz, we're gonna lose 92.5, we're gonna lose zzo in the brew in Oklahoma City. So I want you to tell everybody goodbye for now or go to the iHeartradio stream and stream the rest of the show. Our number four, Houston, you can jump over to 97.5. In different parts of Houston, you can pick that up. And I'm going to bid a couple of cars real quick. And everybody that didn't get on today or wants to bid on their car go to givemetheven.com dealers click the dealer button. My system will now automatically bid your trade ins and your frontline overage inventory. FYI 06 diesel four wheel drive, 181 leather nav average. Rough or clean, Kyle. Four wheel drive, is it? 12 grand, sir. 12 grand.

[Caller]

All right.

[Bobbo]

Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Huh. We'll be right back with our number four. Remember, you can stream us on iheartradio or jump over to 975 in Houston. Give me the vin.com. The terror of knowing what this world is about. Watching some good friends when you let me out.

[Radio Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call them toll free, 1-800-800 radio or log on to GoWolf.com this is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

You never heard this song, have you, Bob?

[Bobbo]

I don't think so, Turley.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you?

[Turley]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is a deep cut off of better than Ezra's. Good stuff. I told you the story about the first time they played for us in 93 at our bar. 94. And they. Their manager was calling. You know we had a bar in Fort Worth. Yeah. Pushing this band like no, no, no. No one knows who they are. He said, we'll do it for 50 bucks the first time.

Okay.

And he said, if you don't want him to come back, then don't. But next time we want half the door. We were begging him to give him half the door the next time. They were great.

[Bobbo]

Hello, Thomas Cobb.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. An 08 Titan Flex fuel leather. 200,000 miles. Aaron. I think it's five grand or maybe four big miles or five. Yeah.

[Caller]

That's a lot of miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Can you go to give me the vin.com and let it. And let's see some pictures and send you an actual email offer letter.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks. What city?

[Caller]

All right, what's it? Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

Houston. Big bad Houston. Big bad Houston's big city.

[Bobbo]

H town Year of the text.

[John Clay Wolf]

We need to get an office in Houston. We need to get an office in south Louisiana.

Really?

Yeah. Yup, yup, yup.

[Bobbo]

You get an office in Houston and.

[John Clay Wolf]

I will report you want to go to Houston.

[Bobbo]

Are you talking about the studio or the buying?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, buying. Oh. Well, hey, I never heard Yalls feedback on if I if about moving the studio out to the country. Your drive would be about the same. From Alita. Yeah, it's. I mean it's maybe a touch shorter if you want to know the truth. I've done the. Because you cut over 1187 from. I've done it a lot.

[Bobbo]

What is it really like 15 more miles out there?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's not too bad. All right. JD is the one. JD's. JD's the one we're having trouble with.

I'll bring my dog. You can run the farm.

That'd be great.

[Bobbo]

We could have a smoker out there, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Absolutely.

[Bobbo]

Make some chops and dogs, man. Chop up some dogs and dogs.

[Turley]

She's gonna have Baba over there the whole weekend, though, you know, Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

It'll just be fun. I mean, uncle, Uncle Baba, he'll be raising my children. If she thinks she's got a problem now, wait till they get their Uncle Baba.

They'll be begging for the kids. Oh, well, speaking of smoking, I guess everybody saw the big video of all the missiles this week. Ah, what a mess.

[Bobbo]

Don't you guys find it a little gratifying, though, to see those missiles flying?

[Turley]

Gratify.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you think? He's like the Star Spangled Banner?

[Bobbo]

Well, by God, I mean, you know, gas a bunch of women, children, civilians over there.

[Turley]

What does that have to do with us?

[John Clay Wolf]

Now this is Bobbo the liberal, and he's talking like a non liberal.

What happened here?

[Bobbo]

I'm not. That's not non liberal. I'm not saying I'm all on board with it, but isn't it a little gratifying to see somebody pop off and say, oh, yeah, well, check out this. Like Joe Walsh used to do to Don Felder on stage. Oh, yeah, watch these triplets.

[John Clay Wolf]

How you like these apples.

[Turley]

But what's next? He just starts bombing them again?

[John Clay Wolf]

The same people, the Jewish conservative. Listen, Jewish conservative is when all throughout my life I have watched we get in these Middle east things, we fire off a handful of missiles at them. This is nothing new. The newness of this is Donald Trump is the one at the, at the trigger. I just.

[Turley]

Hi. Everybody wants to yell this, man. This may not sound. No, this isn't. It's not probably liberal, but I don't care about those people. Why, why, why do we.

[John Clay Wolf]

That is not liberal.

[Turley]

That's what I'm saying. I don't care about these people. Why do we need to get involved with them?

[John Clay Wolf]

We've got Bo. We've got Bo online too. He says he's a fan of the show. Bo, where are you from?

[Caller]

I'm from Abilene, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you think about the missiles this week? The fireworks?

[Caller]

Well, you know what? That's been happening for years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right, right.

[Caller]

I'll just. I'll just say that I'm not a big fan of any dictator gassing at people.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right?

[Caller]

And even in our Constitution, you know, you know, people complain, but in our Constitution, it, it talked about that part of, part of what we do in America is take care of the little people. All right, so that's kind of where I stand.

[John Clay Wolf]

What prompted you to call in this morning?

[Caller]

Okay, real honestly, I mean, we. We have you on in my shop.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

Any chance that. That. That we get. Any chance that we can. We can hear y' all on in the shop. We have it on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good.

[Caller]

But I just now heard for the first time a little guest that y' all had one with an accent that talked about Antonio going to Russia. And that was the funniest thing I've heard in a long time.

[Turley]

First time you started.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's Tony Romo's father.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Caller]

But you have got to get that recording so that I can learn that acting.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, if you go to. If you just Google JCW clips, there's a YouTube channel that's JCW clips. And it'll pop up, and it's got all. That's Babo, and it's got all the Bobbo, Randy the Squirrel, Tony Romo's dad, the. The girl stripper. All that stuff is right there. Rush Limbaugh goes on and on, all in the crazy mind of Minolta.

[Bobbo]

Babo, if you want to learn that accent, all you have to do is watch old episodes of Fantasy Island.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks for calling in Bo on the bear. Listen to the bear out in Abilene. Keep it tuned. And I love hearing that we keep the Saturday workforce kicking along. That makes it all worthwhile.

[Bobbo]

Amazing commercials.

[Turley]

It's amazing how he's. He's listening all the time, but that's the first time he's heard that. It just tells you people's listening patterns. You can't predict them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who's gonna sit down and listen to four hours of radio? There's a lot I don't.

[Turley]

Some program directors want to think that people do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure, they listen for an average of 15 minutes a clip, on average. And then the Die Hards catch most of the show. If you're a Die Hard and you listen to, like, this show Dinged Dong Call, and I would like to Hear your story. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Oh, what do you do with your life? No, no, no, no, no, no. They just like our shtick.

[Bobbo]

I'll tell you about these program directors, though, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Buster Dicks. Buster. I've got problem with program directors. I'm telling you right now.

[Bobbo]

This is State Senator Buster Dix here, okay? Those program directors don't realize whatever they call t as hell, they ain't thinking time spent. Listen Special features, man, it's just like on the cars. Like they don't realize this show's got a tow package, okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

Got a toe package.

[Bobbo]

Everybody tunes in for a little while, a long time. We bring along with me cuz we got the GVWR man to tow them along. Okay. Payload capacity, baby, like my old lady was got, you know, a little heavy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here's the. Here, let. Let me explain something. Buster. Here's the problem. So these guys charge for their commercial off of the ratings books, right? And so the better our ratings when we go to break, the more they can charge for their commercials, the worst, the less. So they're just flying by the numbers. If your ratings. But on a Saturday morning show, the sample size versus a weekday morning show, 10%.

Yeah.

Is that a fair.

Yeah, that's about right.

[Bobbo]

They just gotta sell it better, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

But like in these major markets, you have 1500 total meters in the market for all of Dallas.

Hard to believe all of Houston.

So they do the ratings meters, these little pagers these people wear that record their listening habits. And on Saturday morning, we'll look at what we're judged off of and it's four meters. Four people.

Four out of millions. Yeah.

So sometimes it's great and sometimes it's terrible. If you got some guy that doesn't think that. Buster Dix. And Tony Romo's dad's very funny and he's offended and he's one of the meter holders.

[Bobbo]

He's out three housewives and a pet groomer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or if he goes on vacation.

Right.

[Turley]

Or if he doesn't listen that certain type of music.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. If he doesn't like the station. Because we have books that come out, we're. Oh my God, look at our ratings. Then we have books that. And nobody says anything about that. But when it's bad, they're like, oh my God, what are you doing? More cars, more sticks, more cars, more shtick. Which one is it here? I'm gonna ask this guy. Oh, boy. Bill?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Arkansas. Northwest Arkansas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do we need to do more cars or more bs?

[Caller]

I like the BS but I realize you got to make a living.

[John Clay Wolf]

See, and that's what I think. I think people are hanging around for the BS and the cars are just. They put up with them. That's what I think. But then the programmers say, more cars. That's what people want.

Really?

I just can't believe that.

Well, you do it all the time. Other people find that interesting.

Well, this guy thinks the BS is funny. And he says the cars are okay. Is that what I'm hearing, Bill?

[Caller]

That's exactly what you're hearing. It's hilarious. I'm a car guy. I like the car part too, but I'd listen to it without it, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you for tuning in, Dave. Good morning.

[Caller]

Hey, what's up, guys?

[John Clay Wolf]

Not much. Thanks for calling. Where do you tune in?

[Caller]

I listen to the Bear out of Wichita Falls, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gotcha.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[Caller]

And I listen to you guys every weekend because. Well, why don't I work in a liquor store?

[John Clay Wolf]

So.

[Caller]

Yeah, man, I have nothing else to do but listen, you guys. And Romo's dad is my favorite.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you for tuning in, Bobby. Good morning. You said start to finish, too. How are you?

[Caller]

Hey, how you doing, John?

[John Clay Wolf]

Great. Which station?

[Caller]

97. 5 in Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then you might have been listening to us for a long time because we've been on there a little long.

[Caller]

I listen. I listen to y' all when the show starts in the morning, usually till about this time. I'm a repo man, so I know exactly what you're talking about, about all the cars. And I heard that guy called in about his Camaro. He's about behind for a year. Yeah, he got a lazy repo man looking for his Camaro.

[Bobbo]

That's right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I mean, cuz, you know what I'm talking. They could pin him in a year especially. I understand if he's keeping it in the garage, but. But they'll be waiting on his ass at work.

Sure.

[Caller]

They stalk you for 11 years, right? I love this show, man. Y' all are funny. I'm Hispanic. And Tony Romo is Daddy funny, man. I love that man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, Bob. Karina, good morning.

[Female Caller]

Hey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey.

[Female Caller]

I'm calling from Clyde.

[John Clay Wolf]

Clyde. Clyde.

[Bobbo]

Close to the pan.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let me put a pinch on that. Is that out Clyde? That's out by Sweetwater, isn't it?

[Caller]

It's.

[Female Caller]

It's actually just outside of Abilene.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know where Clyde is. Cool.

[Female Caller]

And go ahead. I listen every Saturday. I can't wait. Because I'm self employed, I work from home, and I gotta put up with freaking John Boy and Billy in the morning before your show starts. And your show doesn't even come on till 9. Well, I have to listen to the podcast to get the first hour.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, do you agree or disagree that the first hour is the funniest? Because I think it is.

[Female Caller]

It's freaking hilarious, you guys. I have to focus on my work, and sometimes you make me laugh so much, I'm like Okay, where was I? And. And yes, I prefer the BS over the cars. However, I have learned so much about cars just listening to you guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good.

[Female Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you're a woman. See, they tell me that when they tell me that all women hate us.

[Female Caller]

Well, okay, I am a vet. I was a jet engine mechanic in the Air Force.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you're lesbian.

[Female Caller]

I'm kind of used to the saltiness. And, you know, my mind goes dirty normally.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Female Caller]

So I get it. I get you guys, John Boy and Billy. I'm not harping on them, but I don't love their junk. Right, you guys. I can't wait. Every Saturday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Karina. Mike, good morning.

[Caller]

Morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Oh, I get a question. Houston. But it's a question about the. The guy that selects your music. It's. He's got great selection. Does he have a. Is he a radio DJ somewhere or.

[John Clay Wolf]

That guy would be me. And I'm very picky about it. And. And Turley can tell you with. With deep, deep eye rolls that I am so picky about it that it's obnoxious.

[Caller]

I Remember show from December 17, maybe 20. 20 minutes in. And that. Yeah, that's. That's. That's. Those are the tunes I remember hearing. But anyway, that's all. Thank you very much.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, sir.

[Turley]

20 minutes in, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jack, good morning. You're on there. Where you calling from?

[Caller]

Houston, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, catch us up.

[Caller]

Hey, man, I just want to call in, say thanks for the show. There are a bunch of people out here listening. On Saturday, I work. I run service through Houston and do appliance repair. And every Saturday, man, we get terrible customers, and it's always a glim day. But you guys keep it live, man. We appreciate it out here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Gary, where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Hey, I'm calling from Fayetteville, Arkansas.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, catch me up.

[Caller]

Well, brother, I started working for FedEx in September and found your show, and I listened to you every Saturday. I work Tuesday through Saturday, and I'm gonna say the BS is my favorite part, but I'm a car guy. I like listening to that, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, this helps, guys, all this feedback. Actually, I've never done a shout out like this just for the feedback. And this. This actually helps me because we've got to design the recipe of what keeps people entertained for four hours and the listening habits of people on Saturdays. And it's different. Saturdays are different than weekdays, period. End of story. And what I'm hearing again and again is the workforce. Home drivers, delivery guys, Shop welders, all that. That's the audience to be captured.

[Turley]

They don't have PPMs, and unfortunately.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. Well. And we can't even talk about that much more because then we get in trouble about that. You gotta be crazy careful about that. Well, Gary, thanks again for calling in. Thanks for being a listener. Yes, sir. Hey, we got two more ladies. Rhonda, good morning.

[Caller]

Good morning. I'm a John Clay Wolf junkie. I listen to you from the Daily Nooner.

[John Clay Wolf]

Holy cow, you've been around a while.

[Caller]

Crazy is that I can't listen to you from 11 to 12.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know. In. Around. In Dallas. I don't think that's gonna change unless we change stations. I don't want to change stations again. I've got opportunity to go to a different one, but I don't want to. I love cps. That's our kind of music. So just grab the podcast and thanks. That's funny that you listen to them the Daily. That was fun. We did some good stuff on the Daily News.

[Turley]

Yeah, that was fun.

[Caller]

Yes. I loved it. I wish you'd come back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, Rhonda. Phyllis, good morning.

[Female Caller]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you located, lady?

[Female Caller]

I'm in Houston, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And do you listen to us on the Buzz or on ESPN?

[Female Caller]

I listen to you on ESPN. I've been listening to you since 2009. So I want to bust that myth that women don't, because I been listening to you for a long time. I never called in, but I felt like I had to because you're amazing. Your show's amazing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, Phil. What do you like about it?

[Female Caller]

I love that you don't care about the whole PC and I'm black, and I like. Because you don't care about the whole PC thing. And that's what I enjoy. I enjoy the information that you give about the cars, and I enjoy the little segments that you have. I've been with you since you've been developing. It's been awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you're a black, African, obviously African American woman. See, you're exactly what they say I gotta watch out for. But what you do is you hear through it and you understand. If you've been listening that long, you know that I am colorblind. I joke and riff off of all of it because black people talking about white people and Mexicans is some of the funniest stuff you'll ever hear in your life. And Mexicans hating on black people is the worst. I mean. But I'm not allowed to talk about it?

[Bobbo]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Bobbo]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

What What? What?

[Bobbo]

What? Look. Look here now. What you mean little segments?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I didn't say little segment.

[Bobbo]

She said little segment.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, she didn't say little.

[Bobbo]

She done. Just tell her what you said. You know, what you said.

[Female Caller]

Girl, your segments are awesome. It does not offend me at all. I would love more and more car information. I don't know what they're talking about. They can follow me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Paul. Paul, Good morning. What's. What city and station? Houston. What you got? There you go. Have you been listening? Have you been riding along with us for a couple of years or just. Are you new?

[Bobbo]

No.

[Caller]

For a couple years, at least once I come across it on Saturday morning because I'm always driving around and working on Saturday morning. And even when I'm not working and I get up and the wife's asleep and everything, I'll get out and be working and I turn it on out in the garage and I'm out there listening to you guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, Paul. My name's John Clay wolf. His name's J.D. ryan. And of course, Bob O. And Turley run the whole deal. We'll be back. Uno momento, por favor. And that is not a racial slur.

[Bobbo]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the Wolfman on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by GiveMeTheVin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

@Givemetheven.Com I'm so confident in my pricing of your truck that if I don't beat a valid CarMax off, I'll send you a check for 100 bucks. Yesterday, I bid a $88,000 BMW M5. CarMax offered the guy 71 grand. You do the math. Happens all the time. Diesel lifted trucks, sports cars, even run of the mill stuff. Givemetheven.com smokes them every day.

[Bobbo]

Tell us your car. Give me the vin.com. so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Radio Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up right now. 1-800-800-Radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we're back. What time is it? God loves late.

It's 11:31 Central Time.

Is it really that late? My watch shows 25. It's 30.

[Caller]

You're right, 31.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, Romero, Romeo, we have him back. Romero, you there? I have your estranged brother.

[Bobbo]

Yes, this is.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, this is the Tony Romo's uncle.

[Turley]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Tony called me and asked me if I'd hire his Uncle Norman.

Oh, Norman.

And Norman. Yes, we brought Norman. He's. He's in Louisville at the office. Office, yes. And He. Norman, are you there?

[Caller]

Yes. Yes, absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning.

Good morning. Oh, what is there animosity between these.

There is some animosity between them, and I don't really understand what it is. I mean, what. What. What's the. Tony's the one who asked me to hire Norman and bring him up here from Puerto Rico. So what I don't understand, Romero is, are you Puerto Rican? Are you Mexican? Let me. Let Norman tell me. Norman Yalls parents, are they porter? Are they Puerto Rican or Mexican?

[Caller]

I am like a special breed. I am like a Choctaw and Mocaho, like Indians crossing together. I can. I can do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I am.

[Caller]

I am Mexican. I'm Puerto Rican. I like them all.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like them all.

[Bobbo]

He's not. He's not either red skinned Indian. It's just because his first wife was from Oklahoma. He says this to everyone, that he's Puerto Rican.

[John Clay Wolf]

Choc tall. What?

[Caller]

He's not even a little bit.

[Bobbo]

A quarter bit of the Navajo. This is because he read the book Dances with Wolves when he was a teenager.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well.

[Bobbo]

And you still owe me $80, doll.

[John Clay Wolf]

80 bucks.

Yeah. What. What Norman told me, Romero, is that you've been benefiting a lot off of Tony celebrity and you have not been sharing it with the rest of the family. And you know how you Mexicans are. Y' all are all supposed to take care of each other. I don't know if that's the same for Puerto Ricans or what. Norm, are Puerto Ricans like Mexicans? Do they all take care of their family first?

[Caller]

Absolutely. We had to do so. We don't got no old oil Texas money.

[John Clay Wolf]

So. Norman. Romero. Romero. Why is Tony not passing? Why is he not sending the checks down south like good Mexicans are supposed to?

[Caller]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did he do?

[Caller]

What he did? He. After he got that accident, he told me that he wanted to collect some. Some Social Security or something. I don't know, like every American way. But I don't know. I don't know why he didn't send me down my car back here. I want to talk to my sister about it, but she's all pissed off about it.

[Bobbo]

Do you see this thing that he does?

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Bobbo]

This thing that he does. Norman, with his accent. He watched west side Story too many times.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bobbo]

Yes, he does. Yes, he does. And he tells this about. He says he cannot say sister. He always says it like sister. You know, like he's a Puerto Rican. When we were children and he watched the Godfather, right? Part two.

[John Clay Wolf]

Part two.

[Bobbo]

He talked Just like Alfredo Corleone for five years. Yes. He says I'm not dumb. Like people think I'm smart. And he feels the same way about me, although I am the older brother, Norman. And if you have a son who can be a talented quarterback, then would you send the money to me? No. Because you owe me $80 for three years now. Three years. Three years. $80.

[John Clay Wolf]

80 bucks.

[Bobbo]

You cannot eat a Red Lobster two times for $80. Even though, Sandy. And the last time I see you was Easter of 1999, and you piss all over my son Tony's new Red Rooster. Carmero. Yes. You remember this? And table and drink all of the champagne cocktail bunch.

[Caller]

I was drunk. You were drunk, too. You know, it was something like that. I. I don't quite remember.

[Bobbo]

I'm going to tell you the truth right now. Norman is only my half bruisers. Oh, no. Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that where the Puerto Rican Mexican connection happens?

[Bobbo]

Because my father, Antonio Ramiro Senior.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

He go to Oklahoma for the chicken.

[John Clay Wolf]

Fight.

[Bobbo]

And he meet a Choctaw girl, okay. Her name of Henrietta.

[John Clay Wolf]

Henrietta.

[Bobbo]

And she do him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah, she do him.

But she was Puerto Rican.

[Bobbo]

There is no Puerto Rican in the picture.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is he making the whole Puerto Rican thing up?

[Bobbo]

Yes, this is what I think he is. Possibly have the Alzheimer's and quite possibly the Asperger's as well. Tell them about the Whoppers. Tell them about the Whoppers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Norman, do you have Asperger's?

[Caller]

Oh, yeah. I love Whoppers. Yeah, Whoppers. One of them. Forget about it. They're awesome. That's why I love America. What a country.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, Norman, do you feel that that Tony side of the family should. Should. Should send some more money to the rest of the family?

[Caller]

Absolutely. You know, I don't know. They came up here and he started making all this money, and he don't want to send anything down there that he forgot. Whether he come from or something like that, I have to kind of like. But assume that I'm gonna come. I want to see him physically. I want to tell him, hey, Joe, what's up? You know, you want to take the Rafa, you're going to take the battle. What's going on?

[Bobbo]

Well, perhaps when you find the time to do this, if you can afford the gasoline, you cheap bastard, you can catch me outside.

[John Clay Wolf]

Norman, we want to have you in the studio.

[Bobbo]

How about this?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, you are.

Thank you for calling Norm. 800-800-7234. James. An 09 Kiari with a buckle. 5 is. Is. Is is. What kind of condition is it in? James, you there? I jumped gears.

[Caller]

Oh, yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sorry.

[Caller]

Yeah. Third condition.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a stick or an automatic?

[Caller]

Automatic.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the story here? I mean, are you wanting to trade it in? Are you upside down in it, or is the repo man after you? What's going on?

[Caller]

Oh, I'm actually a repo man. I got it from a auction yard here out of Houston and it should give me nothing but problems. I wanted to trade it in for some kind of like a little truck like a Tacoma or something like that. About like 2011. Time frame.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average MMR on it's 2500. I never get that for him. I. I think it's a two grand rig unless it's got body damage. Okay.

[Caller]

Yeah, that's actually more than I thought I would get from it. Real quick though. What do you. What is your opinion on RX7? The older models, 86.

[John Clay Wolf]

They. The 86, those things are coming back.

[Caller]

They are because I've got a. I've got a standard 86 with about 80,000 miles on it with a turbo, a stage three turbo on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you want for that?

[Caller]

I'd actually like to get your opinion on what.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know, but I. I can figure it out. Well, you go to give me the vin.com and load it up if you want to sell it. We don't want. Just bid it just for fun. But if you're serious about selling it, I'll figure it out because I. I think that they're. I think they're coming back up like old Mustang GTs. I think they're coming back around. Yeah. Thanks, man. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio.

[Bobbo]

That guy was wide awake.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah. He's a repo man.

[Bobbo]

Sounded like it to me.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's a repo man. He's been up since the crack of dawn chasing them cars. That's a dangerous job. Somebody got shot last week. I was reading the repo.

I think that would happen a lot or at least shot at.

So you had a news story, J.D. and if you want to call in with your car that we're gonna guess which one's real. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. Expensive cars. The more expensive the better. But regular cars are fine too. Yeah, we buy them all.

Of course, fake news is a big thing, so each week we do a real or fake news. I'll give you three headlines, all right? And you get to choose which one's real.

[Caller]

Only one of them.

[Bobbo]

These is real.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, ready? Number one, Texas Bill would fine men fine them like money. $100 each time they self pleasure. Number two, Duck Dynasty canceled after Robinsons accept roles within the Trump administration. Number three, Chris Rock ordered to pay $1 million to White family offended by the use of the N word. So one of those is real and the other two, not so much.

I know which one's real because I read the news so I'm out on this one.

But.

But the Duck Dynasty. Well, I'll let them do. Y' all already know which one's real too.

[Bobbo]

I know about this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everybody knows the masturbation bill is real.

Hard to believe that was real.

But these other two, did you just pull them out of the air or are they kind of real?

They're not kind of real. I pulled them from a funny website that does strange.

[Bobbo]

They're never going to take a of bunch of TV stars and put them in government.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, never going to happen. Now you're being silly.

What about Duck Dynasty? Is it still on? I haven't checked in a while.

I really absolutely don't know.

Pull it up.

[Turley]

They've flown that little.

[John Clay Wolf]

TV shows have on shelf life.

But is it still on? I bet it's still on repeat. No, no, no, no, no. I don't mean repair. They still make a new episodes? I have no idea.

[Bobbo]

Don't watch it, man. You don't sit there getting more intelligent as the show.

[John Clay Wolf]

My kid, My daughter, my 13 year old watches the Kardashians. I didn't figure they'd still be on.

[Bobbo]

Well, you can learn something.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, you can learn that Duck Dynasty.

Is ending its TV series after the 11th season airs. This was November of 2016.

You learned interracial relationships can be successful.

[Bobbo]

You can learn what it asks before.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you can also learn, you know the way they depicted Demar as the Demar. Lamar is the crackhead black athlete. I didn't like the way they did that. But it was true though. But I wonder if, I wonder if it was just all made up for tv.

[Turley]

Oh no, he was. Remember he found a modeed almost in a bunny house.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but could it all been made up? Sounds like made for tv. He was a tall black guy, played basketball, got on crack. He's married to a big booty white girl. I mean it's very, very like a producer wrote it.

[Turley]

Yeah, there's people around the Mavs that, that were around him and they said a lot of that is true.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, Kanye west, you know that the, those white Kardashian girls love their black boys. There's no question about it. Kanye west, he, he's like not. He's like floating around now they got two kids on the ground and he's kind of like not. He's kind of one leg in, one leg out now.

Yeah, of course.

I mean, it's just always, I don't know. I think it's very racist.

I, I still think that the Jenner thing was all, all.

And then they cut the wee wee off of the old man and sent him in a dress. We'll be right back.

[Bobbo]

You know, it just ain't Saturday without the Wolf man on the radio. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up, powered by GiveMeTheVin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

When you trade your car into the dealership, guess who's been buying that trade in for the past 20 years? Me. It's me. I'm at guy at my site. Give me the vintage, I'll put your car on the money immediately. You can do it while you're negotiating your trade real time. I'm the largest wholesale car dealer in the southwest United States. @givemetheven.com you have access to me.

[Bobbo]

Tell us your car, givemetheven.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get your couch ready. It's about to go down. Everybody in the place in the. Ok, but stay on your mother. We running this.

[Radio Announcer]

Let's go now back to the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm on a boat speaking up. Speaking of the boats, I think I want to go out on the boat. Have you sold it yet?

I have. I have two people that are very interested. One offered money. I won't say how much, but money just without ever seeing it.

For those of y' all don't know, JD's selling my 30 foot sea ray that I bought off of this show two years ago from a Canadian that lived in Houston.

And great boat.

It's great boat.

It's a lot of fun.

So now that we've dropped the price, the action began.

The action really began again when we.

Got it under 30 grand.

Then Alabama to Houston to Arkansas. People are coming from everywhere.

[Bobbo]

Dude, I want to get on that boat, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

I do. So I've got a guy who said he hadn't even seen it and he's made me a cash offer.

Yeah, but you can't do that because they're flaky.

That's what I told him. I said, dude, you haven't even seen it yet.

Not if it's Like I said, wire me the money and I'll tell you if I accept it or not. And if I don't accept it, I'll wire it right back. Well, that doesn't. I haven't even seen it yet. Is what he'll say the same exact. Exactly.

Thank you.

Exactly. Tony, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Yeah, I just want to say this is a great show. It's awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah, where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Well, I'm in Missouri by listening to the keg.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cool. You know, we don't buy many cars out of the Arkansas market. It's weird. We have a lot of listeners up there, but we don't get much business done up there. And I don't know why we got.

[Turley]

Two this week, did we? It was like on fire in Arkansas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because Tony, man, Tony's been telling people, Tony, on the keg, what, do they have a morning show that's syndicated or is it a local morning show or.

[Caller]

Do you know they have Bob and Tom's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah, that's syndicated. Okay. Bob and Tom. That tells me everything I needed to know. Because, see, when you go into a station, if it's a Walton and Johnson station or it's a Bob and Tom station or it's a John Boy and Billy station, station, that's the palette of those listeners.

Sure.

They set the tone for it.

They like it.

And that tells me what the. Our audience, Bob and Tom's little stick is. It's. It's. It's a little bit faded, I think. I mean, they're funny, but. But it's a little dated.

Okay. Dated.

Tony, is that a fair statement?

[Caller]

I think so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

Like 80s type.

Yeah, just. Just, you know, they've just been there and done that. Dude, those guys have been at it for forever.

Yeah, we have a show like that in North Texas.

They've made it. We're actually on that station.

I don't want to say that.

Oh, there's two of them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, Tony, I appreciate it. I'm glad we keep you entertained.

[Caller]

Missouri state. You need to get on Branson, Missouri station or Springfield.

[John Clay Wolf]

Branson or Springfield? All right, we'll write that down. Springfield. Thanks, man. Appreciate it. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Doug. An 05 Saturn ion, huh? Is it the two door.

[Caller]

Four door?

[John Clay Wolf]

Four door. Okay. And is it the. The one, the two, or the three?

[Caller]

The three.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

The ion. Three.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long have you had this thing?

[Caller]

Oh, about three months. Oh, it's, I would say, excellent shape. It's in very, very, very good shape.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have a sunroof roof?

[Caller]

It sure does.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color is it?

[Caller]

It's a dark gray.

[John Clay Wolf]

It sounds like a 1500 car to me.

[Caller]

Say what?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's a 05 Saturn Ion. Nobody wants it. It's just transportation. The odds of you getting laid in that car are zero. But it will get you from point A to point B. But if you need some parts, you can't get them because Saturn filed bankruptcy. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Sprinter van. A sprinter van. A sprinter van. A Ford Sprint. Wait, I'm confused. James, you there?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's not a Sprinter van. It says a 15 Ford Sprint 250 cargo van with leather. So it's a conversion van.

[Caller]

Yeah, it's. It's a. Uses for. It has shelving built in. He put shelving in one side, put front and rear cameras on it. So he has the backup camera and.

[John Clay Wolf]

But it's leather.

[Caller]

Well, no, it may be cloth because he has seat covers on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

So it's hard to tell.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's got.

[Caller]

He has the padded. Padded mat in the back. Non skid.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a 15 Ford cargo van. 3/4 ton gas with 34,000 miles. Now I get it. Is it white?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it 12,000?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it 15,000? 15 was the number that came to mind and I backed up because I wasn't sure. Is that. I'll just tell you the truth. What? What, What, What? What's. What's the money supposed to be on it around 27? No, that is not correct for me. For what? No, no, no, no, no, no. Not no, but hell no.

We've been talking about this often all. All day. So I'll do a new story.

Did you hear the ways around 27? I hope you're right and I hope I'm wrong.

So Babo's talked about the back page, which is a place where you find.

Where Babo looks for wives.

I won't say that. Three women and two men arrested during an online sex scene targeting women who advertised on the back page. These three women, you can. We could even play black, white, Latino or other if you'd like to. The three women advertise. The three women advertised using names like Soul snatcher and Porsche while advertising on the back page.

[Bobbo]

Let's see.

[John Clay Wolf]

They were arrested. Jason Bobbitt, 33, of Oklahoma. This actually happened in Florida though. Charged with deriving support.

And he drove move to Florida to hang out with prostitution.

Wow.

That's typical Oklahoma.

Desiree Porsche Hansen is 22, charged with offering to commit prostitution.

Oklahoma. Meth head. That would like. Look, get excited and drive 20 hours to go buy some ass.

Tiffany Snow. Soul Snatcher Perez.

Wow, I'm gonna go Mexican on that.

Prostitution. Offered to commit prostitution. And Jennifer Tucker, 42, of Port Orange in Florida, charged with offer to commit Constitution. There's five of them.

Okay, so we're gonna go with. Go with the names. Clearly.

Number one, Jason Bobbit, 33, of Oklahoma.

White. Clearly, yes.

Number two, Desiree Porsche.

And was Bobbit the user, not the.

Provider, charged with the riving support? So he was the pimp.

Pimp. Okay.

Desiree Porsche. Porsche. Handsome is 22.

Black is nice.

Milton Oglesby, 54, charged with deriving support and proceeds from prostitution.

[Caller]

Jewish.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ding, ding, ding, ding. You're on a roll. How about Tiffany Soul Snatcher Perez.

Mexican.

And Finally, Jennifer Tucker, 42, of Orange. A port orange chart.

Ex stripper, white girl in an 85 yellow Corvette. Nailed it.

I gave every one of them. Stay off the back page bubble.

08 Sierra. 62,000 miles. Four door, two wheel drive, Dean bench. Front seat or bucket? Front seat.

[Caller]

Bucket.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. The good alloy wheels or the. Or the little crappy chrome ones with the holes in them?

[Caller]

The little crappy chrome ones with the holes.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's a 4.8 liter, right?

[Caller]

Correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, J.D. i'm showing off a little bit. Okay. I just want you to know. I just want you to know that I know that you know that I know.

[Caller]

Everybody knows.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average, rough or clean?

[Caller]

Clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good miles. But it's the cheap version. But it's clean. What color is it?

[Caller]

Great.

[John Clay Wolf]

What city?

[Caller]

Fayetteville, Arkansas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Trying to trade it in somewhere. You just want to sell it?

[Caller]

No, I'll sell it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Was 10. Was 10,000 buy it.

That's a question.

But see what you're supposed to do? Dumbass.

[Bobbo]

Let it lay there.

[John Clay Wolf]

God, J.J. man, I tell you what. That's why I'm not in your business. I lose every single time. I threw the price out there and asked him the question. We could have sat here for five minutes.

Radio silence drives me nuts.

Okay, so let's start over. Does 10,000 buy it?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

What buys it?

[Caller]

What?

[Bobbo]

What is it?

[John Clay Wolf]

How much buys it?

[Caller]

Oh, 15.

[John Clay Wolf]

It will not do 15. Not in that package. But I love the miles and I love my Arkansas homies. But I think it'll. I think it would do. It could do 12. That would be the top of the top of the top. And the only way for me to know is pull the VIN number and look at the pictures.

[Caller]

Gotcha.

[Female Caller]

If you would.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you would take 12, go to givemetheven.com and load it up. If you won't take 12, don't waste your time, because I know on that package, I can't get maybe 12 5. Look, I might go 12 5. I might go 12 5. It all depends. I love. I love the miles. Thanks, man.

[Bobbo]

Here's one for you, J.D. see if you can guess the tweet. Okay. I'll do this fast.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Vlad. Our arrogant president is enjoying his taxpayer funded golf outing after announcing the US should take military action against Syria.

[John Clay Wolf]

Turley.

[Bobbo]

Who said it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Turley?

[Bobbo]

Nope. Sean Hannity. When did he say it with Obama? October 2013.

[John Clay Wolf]

He said what now?

[Bobbo]

Glad. Our arrogant president is enjoying his taxpayer funded golf outing after announcing the US should take military action against Syria. No, he doesn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, he brought this little hot rod on to run her runner spiel and spread her venom. The girl. Yeah. And she starts getting more FaceTime than he. She. Toby. Lauren. Tori. Lauren.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And now. Now. Now he's fired her.

Yeah.

And she sued him.

[Turley]

Oh, that was Glenn.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm sorry.

[Bobbo]

You're right, Tommy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

So he's a babe. She was a smoking.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's a loudmouth and she's a hater. She's a mean little.

[Bobbo]

Well, you can. You can. I could stand about three days of that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hear you. I hear you. But. But Glenn Beck can only stand about. Or whatever his name is about a month. Yeah. We'll be back next Saturday. Over and out. Later. Go to. Give me the vin. Locker. Out. I'm out. Back to the money. Time is money. Let's get it.