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John Clay Wolf (1:02)
the John Clay Wolf show has appeared on terrestrial radio for a really really, really long time. So we dug into our pockets and on the other side of our we found something funny. And yes, it's contagious. Gather round as the wolf pack goes on this throwback adventure.
DJ Prek (1:23)
What it do? It's your boy DJ Prek with the John Clay Wolf show digging around in the archives. Y' all know how I do it and I'm bringing y' all a clip where we were just kicking it, you know, jamming to some Kenny Rogers records as players do when our friend of the show, Adam Carolla chimed in on some the darker parts of some of Kenny's hits. And John even wonders who was the first gangster rapper, Eazy E or the gambler himself. I'll let y' all decide. Check it out.
John Clay Wolf (1:52)
Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show.
Adam Carolla (1:55)
Rolled and curled your tinted hair. You know Adam Corolla, I had we played this song because I was listening to a bit with you and nor McDonald years ago where y' all were breaking the song down and I didn't realize Ruby was such a. Oh yeah, yeah.
John Clay Wolf (2:13)
Well, okay. So here's what I figured out with the help of the late great Norm MacDonald. He his legs are bent and paralyzed because he didn't go start that old Asianic war. But that war is talking about is Korea. It's not Vietnam. People think it's Vietnam, it's Korea. So he's his legs are bent and paralyzed. He can't move. He's also proudly been poisoned by like Agent Orange or something too. Because the doctors tell him it's not going to be long before he's not around. She is much younger than him and she gets dolled up and heads to town. And he's just basically saying, please don't have sex with another stranger. I'm going to be dead in 10 minutes. Can you spare me this humiliation? But he makes a tactical error. He goes, if I could move. He basically said, if I could stand up, I'd go get the gun from the closet and put you in the ground. Which is not really pillow talk, you know what I mean? For ladies. That's not incentive, that ladies. We have ladies here, right? I said, please stay. I'd say I got you a Whitman sampler. Not you're lucky. Somebody put my gun on the upper shelf of the closet and I'm in a wheelchair. That's the only thing between you breathing and me. If I could stand, you'd be in the ground. But please don't go get laid. Don't go, don't go.
