Uncle J Train (0:00)

I know you're angry. It's Tuesday and it has no feel. The weekend was fun. You're still hungover from the eating and next weekend is too far away. What will you do with your day? It's time to get ticked off. Complain with your gripe. Right now, your friend Uncle J Train is here to tell you that you're right. It's a ticked off Tuesday. Ticked off Tuesday. You're angry and you don't even know why. Enjoy this podcast. It'll help you get to Friday.

Jared Freed (1:08)

Hello and welcome to the J Train Podcast. This is J Train Jared Freed coming to you live from Los Angeles, California. That's right, every Tuesday is a ticked off Tuesday. Are you mad? Are you angry? Do you have a complaint that would be tough for you to say out loud because maybe people would judge you for complaining. Well, this is the place for that. This is the podcast where you send your complaints and I will complain with you. I will not judge you. I'll judge you. That's not fair. I'll. I tried to keep this explanation of the show short. I can't do it if you. I'm. Everyone judges. Let's stop. Let's stop that narrative right now. That's my first complaint. Stop saying, oh, we don't judge. I don't judge. Everyone judges. Everyone judges. And then you move on appropriately. You, you. You judge. And then you have empathy. You have. You judge and you say, oh, well, I've been there and I get where you're coming from. I see you. That's the whole point of this podcast. You shall be seen, your complaints shall be heard, and you shall feel seen. That is my promise on this show. I might disagree with you. We. We can disagree without being mortal enemies. I know that the world around you says otherwise these days. Yes, I'm being vague about how people deal with their discussions online because I just think that's horrific. You disagree with me? Well, let me find a way to make you evil so that I win. No, no, no. I'm here to. I'm here to make you feel heard in a way that I'm not trying to beat you. I'm trying to find a way that we can go, yeah, that does suck. And I'll even find a way to extend the suckitude. I will find a way to go. You know what else sucks about? What you're saying sucks. And that's what this podcast is all about. So that is my reason to ask you a couple things. Share the show. That's why I'm asking you to share the show. That's why I'm gonna ask you to join the Patreon because Patreon subscribers get first dibs at having their complaints read on the air. I have four complaints, all from Patreon subscribers. As I look now, I want you also to go subscribe on YouTube. That has nothing to do with this show. But I'm putting stand up there every Saturday. There's new standup clips every Saturday from the road. It's all the awkward parts of the show as I work out my material. I am on the road. I am in Denver, San Francisco, Providence, Winnipeg, Kansas City, Richmond, Virginia as well as like many more cities, Spokane, Washington. I think I'm, I, I messed this up because I start this show and I don't want to go on my phone and I don't want to like, look at my, you know, my links or whatever. And I, I mean, I have so many complaints that are just coming to me off the top of my head and you know, the Spokane. I'll be gone. I'm gone. I, I hope we had a great weekend. Denver's this weekend. Denver, I need you. I, I usually sell well there. Comics are having, you know, ticket sales issues lately. I have been lucky enough or. And I want to thank you, the audience. You're still coming out. I was told that my tickets are selling well in comparison. So that's nice to hear and I appreciate you and thank you for listening to this show and being a part of the jcu, the J Train cinematic universe. So I have a couple complaints. I'll get into my complaints, then we'll do the ad and then I have four listener complaints. One. My, my number one complaint right now. I got angry about this earlier and I don't know how again I'm hearing the. I'm hearing ticked off Tuesday. Oh, last announcement. If you have an advice question, send it to j train podcast gmail.com j train podcast mail.com and then the link for Patreon is all the links are in the description of the episode. Patreon.com Jared Free to be able to sign up and get a and get your complaint heard on pay on this podcast. Got to sign up for Patreon. I think I confused everything. I think I did too many announcements. You can only have one announcement. Jared. Jared. One announcement. And that's what people will do. They're not gonna do 7,000 things before listening to the show. And now I sound like the. I sound like Ben Stiller and heavyweights like, come on, come on. You Know, like, I'm, like, talking to myself in the corner. Okay? Let me get straightened out here. Come on, Jerbear. You can do this. I'm joking. If you think I'm being serious right now, you need to chill. Okay? Now, I'm kind of. I'm. I'm kind of not joking. I'm trying. I'm trying to get this back on the. On, on the rails. My first complaint is just something that made me annoyed. I was watching this woman. She's talking about how she's a female founder and it all started when she. When her boyfriend. Bro. That she thought she was going to marry broke up with her, and now it's eight years later and she has more money than the boyfriend and all the people that said no to her combined. And I'm like, I get this is the type of thing you say to yourself in the mirror, in the shower to pump yourself up. I don't know how classy it is to put that online. Like, it just seems like I. If this. You were 22, you're lucky the boyfriend ended things. He wasn't meant for you. Let's think of it positively. Let's think of it as two people that weren't meant to be. Now, listen, if he was, you know, mean or whatever, or, you know, told you you'd never make it, that's one. That's another thing. But to vaguely say my boyfriend ended things when I'm 22 and I thought I was going to marry him. Well, yeah, we all get romantic at 22 and think that's the person we're going to marry, and then it doesn't happen. And you thank that person for being in your life because you wouldn't be the person you are today without them. How about being thankful? How about not being the person on there that has to be. Bury a boyfriend who was 22 and didn't know where his life was going, and now you're going to see, well, now I have more money than him and all the people that said no to me in the investment meetings combined. I don't know. I don't think you're so classy. I don't think I want to hang out with you at your big dinner on your yacht. Enjoy the yacht alone. That's my first complaint. Second is there's a lot of celebrity death going on right now, and I don't want to be rude to the families and friends of the people who died right now. Malcolm, Jamal Warner, Ozzy Osbourne and Hulk Hogan have died in the span of one week. It is as if there was a hit put out on the cast of VH1's the Surreal Life show. Like, I, I, I, if I'm Vanilla Ice, I am watching my back. Okay, so here's what annoys me. I think we have come to the point where, with social media, where if you're going to post about your experience with the celebrity who passed, let's have a story. If you're going to do the long caption about how Hulk Hogan affected your life. I don't think I went to a WWE event with my dad once is going to make the conversation. Maybe that's one left on the editor's floor. Maybe that's one we don't put out there. Maybe that's when you tell the friends and family, the people who have to listen to you and can make their eyes glaze over from boredom. I think we now think everyone has to have a thing to say or has to put the death in perspective. Let's just say if you've never shaken the person's hand, you do not need to do a 15,000 word caption about your experience with Ozzy Osbourne, Malcolm Jamal Warner and Hulk Hogan. And again, I have no doubt that these huge celebrities and personalities and people who had huge effects on the world, like, you know, Hulk Hogan, whatever you like or dislike about him, he changed the wrestling world. Malcolm Jamal Warner is a part of a whole generation's childhood. All of us who watch that show, us, I shouldn't even say us, all of the people who connect with that show felt they were in the shoes of Malcolm Jamal Warner a little bit and were the ones getting the fatherly advice from Cosby that, you know, over time has changed based on how Cosby is now looked at by society. You know, Ozzy Osbourne's music has changed the lives of many. And if you go read his obituary, the guy was like, you know, the start of like heavy metal, like he invented a category. But you, Joe Smith, accountant in San Antonio, Texas, maybe your story about hearing Ozzy on the radio, maybe we don't need that on social media. Maybe that's not the one we got to tell. And if you are going to tell that story, let's have a beginning, a middle, an end, a conclusion, a takeaway. I'm just seeing a lot of posts about how dad brought me to a WWF event and wow, Hulk Hogan's gone. And it's like, what am I doing here? What was the point of this? Not everyone has to write an obituary. Those are My complaints. I thought I had another. I don't think I do. Oh, here's my. My last complaint. My complaint is also a compliment. I just. I'm wearing the shirt. You can see it if you go on Instagram. Follow the Instagram at podcast. You can also DM us there with your advice questions. I'm wearing a shirt from Layla Bagels. Layla, great product. I can tell that. I think Layla was, you know, is part of the. The LA bagel scene, which I would. It is interesting how entrenched we are in our opinions of places that if you're someone from the east coast, you do not want to hear that LA has a great bagel. You don't want to hear that they now have the weather, the beautiful women, and they have the bagels. No, no, no. You don't want to believe it. And I get that. I am a northeast curmudge. And I would agree with you. It hurts to hear that a place you have pigeonholed to a category of thing now does something that you thought only your area could do. And let me just tell the Northeast people, the LA bagel is great. And the LA food scene is inventive and more inventive than the Northeast. Philly's a great food town. New York. I'm not a New York food, you know, promoter. I don't know even the word to use. I'm not a New York food guy. I love the food in New York. Don't get me wrong. It's great. It's not the best. It's not inventive. They are hamstrung by the costs of doing business in New York City. Yes, LA is an expensive city, but the produce is better here and it's wider. You can find more places to put your business. I mean, the. The bigness of LA always hits me hard whenever I'm here. So this is all to say, Layla Bagel is part of this LA Bagel thing going on where they're doing a sourdough bagel, which I would call the LA Bagel, and they're dressing them in all the great produce that's here. So what Layla does and what a lot of these places do, not just Layla, I'm giving them credit because I've been eating there all week and just loving it. They do a half order. You can get a half order. You can get a bagel with lox and capers and onions and tomato with some sea salt on it, sprinkled, and you can get that half order. And I think my complaint is that more restaurants aren't making or, you know, you have a kids menu. I think I've done this complaint already. There should be an adult alone menu. There should be an adult kids menu version of a kid's menu for adults that you can get the half order. I want the half burger with half the fries and and a half appetizer so I can try a lot of things without walking out of there feeling like I have to be rolled home. And Layla Bagel. I'm giving them a compliment and I'm giving the la bagel scene a compliment because they're offering half bagels dressed, fully dressed. But it makes me angry that there aren't other places thinking outside the box like that. JTrain podcastmail.com JTrain podcast @ we are sponsored Factor Speaking of food and portions, I think Factor's doing a great job because if you want to be healthier, if you want to, you know, get on track with your health goals, Factor's the answer for you. Summer can feel overwhelming. Between vacations, beach days and fun in the sun, it's hard to find time to eat healthy. Factor makes meals easy with chef crafted dietitian approved meals that are ready in just two minutes. Pop them in the microwave or in a skillet and you're all set. With over 40 menu options to choose from each week, you'll be looking forward to every meal. They cater to tons of different lifestyles. 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They are Getting their complaints read. If you want yours read, you can sign up for patreon patreon.com Jared Freed. You get coffee with J Train, which is the podcast you know I really love doing. It's basically my diary. And you comment on every episode with your ticked off Tuesday and they get red. Love Jay training you up. I'll get right to it. My LLC slash Ticked off Tuesday LLC stands for Luxury Lounge complaint, which is what it used to be called. Okay. My air conditioner has a filter that needs to be changed every six months or so. It was. It was time to buy a new filter. So I went to the ac, looked at the size of the current filter and ordered the same size, even getting five of them because there was a quantity discount. This all sounds great. A few days later, the filters arrived and I went to install the first one, but it didn't fit. Even though the size was written exactly the same as my current filter, something was wrong. I called the filter company and they told me that even though Both filters say 24 by 30 by 1 on them for the size, they, at the actual height of the size filter changed from 23.5 inches to 23.75 inches. Well, this is just insanity to me. Enough for it to no longer fit my ac. No, no, no. What this is. I'm enraged. And now I was going to need a more expensive custom filter. How could they charge? How could they change the dimension of the filter while still calling it 24 by 30 by one size? Yeah, no, this is. They are messing with the timespace continuum like you. Listen, we are. If they were going to do that, why didn't they send an email to everyone who had ordered that filter with the within the previous year and have a warning on the product description that dimensions had changed? Love everything you do and welcome to South Florida. I am so mad for this person. This is one of those things. And I'm about to complain about society. You're like, how do you get to society? Well, if. If we can't trust numbers, there's literally officially nothing we can trust. You know, I creeps closer every day. The. You know, the CEO of the. The cheating CEO scandal where he's writing apology letters that aren't from him and they look like they're from him, and then his ex wife or his wife that he's cheating on is writing letters to the public that are from her but might not from her. We have nothing we can trust. Nothing is as it seems. There are no stories that you fully think are 100% ironclad the truth. And if we can't even trust the numbers of the dimensions for our filters of the ac, then we can trust nothing. Then nothing is real. Nothing is as it seems. This AC company, this filter company, should be ashamed of themselves. And they are also adding to the frustrations of the world and really shaking us at our core to what we can and cannot believe. If that. If the dimensions of your filter are not written down in hard numbers of what they actually are, then what is real? That is where I get. Really. They have a responsibility. If you're dealing with numbers at one plus one has to keep equaling two because everything else is one plus one equals abc. Everything else in our world, two plus two equals X, two plus two equals Apple. Like, that's where we are in the world. So if we can't trust the last thing we have are numbers. And for this filter company to not understand their responsibility, not send you an email, as you said, it is despicable and they should honestly be shut down. I think this is. And the fact that they don't get on the phone with you and say, oh, I'm sorry, you're right, let us send you a free one. The fact that you're spending money on the new one that they said you need instead of the one that is literally matching the numbers that they show, they should be ashamed. And here's the thing of. Here's where the real complaint is, how small we are. Because where are you going to go with this one? There's nowhere to go. No one's going to. What are you going to do? Get a lawyer, lawyer up and sue this company? You could, you'd be, you know, when you see those, like, weird court cases and like, you know, there's that famous one that was on Seinfeld, but it actually, like, I think there was a documentary about it about the coffee being too hot. Like it was a Seinfeld thing. So we all made fun of it. Oh, they sued because the coffee was too hot. But I think if the, I think the documentary like, kind of like showed that, like it was like crazy hot. Like, like this person had a leg to stand on. And if that person doesn't sue, we have no, you know, we have no parameters, no rules, no nothing protecting us. So, you know, it takes like, like, I don't expect this person, this person I'm sure is in the financial, has their financial ability to email me so that we can complain about it. But like, if I'm like a billionaire out there looking for causes. This is where I would put my money. I'd be like, hey, I will go to court for your cases that resemble this. Like if a company is going to have improper math on their packaging and then tell you up, too bad, we've changed things. They deserve to be sued. J train podcast@gmail.com J train podcast@gmail.com it is a ticked off Tuesday. Sign up for Patreon Jared Loyal Patreon member benefits subscriber, etc. Etc. Thank you. I'm writing today because the website marketing for a local wellness spa in my neighborhood is ticking me off on their site. They have the most random four quotes I have ever seen screenshots attached to. Okay, I want to see the quotes and I'm going to try and get as close as I can because I'm looking on a. I'm looking on a. No, I can't see them because I'm looking on a. Like a slides that V makes for me. Joe Rogan, Steph Curry, Random doctor and Google reviewer. Three general comments on the benefits of four floats or whatever expensive wellness treatment have nothing to do with the specific location. And then Ali S's actual client review that isn't even that good. Can we all agree that this is so stupid it's hilarious? Okay, I'm trying to read these, so I'm going to make them bigger. And this is a wellness spa in your neighborhood. Okay, here's Joe Rogan. Hold on, let's look at how they describe him. Comedian, actor, UFC commenter, former host of NBC's Fear Factor. Thanks. Okay, the sensory depression. The sensory deprivation chamber has been the most important tool that I've ever used for developing my mind, for thinking, for evolving. I mean, I feel more bad for how low they think of their customer. Oh, Joe Rogan, bro, will believe anything Joe Rogan says. Okay, here's Steph Curry with Epsom salts and magnesium that are in float tanks. They're helpful with recovery and relaxing your muscles. Also, it's one of the only places where you can really get unplugged from all the noise and distractions that go with daily life. That's Steph Stephen Curry, NBA star. Okay, that's. Yeah, I'm with you as this doesn't get me to their to their float place. Let's see, here's a Ali S, the five star Google review. If I could give six stars, I would. The staff is super friendly. Improvise. Nothing but the best for customers. Definitely will be coming here again for the float tanks. To me, Ali S gets me there way more than Rogan and Steph Curry does. Let me see the. There was a fourth one, I think. Or no, I mean, when you write host of NBC's Fear Factor. So those are the three of the three. Ali S is the. I don't have random doctor, but maybe I missed that one. I'd love to see the random doctor reviews, but it's not here. I guess we missed that one. Here's what I'll say. To me, it's like, how stupid do you think we are? I guess what they're trying to do is say float tanks are worth it to these two rich guys. So you, Joe Smith, who lives around the corner, will find value from it, too. It is weird that they just took quotes of people liking the thing. That's like, if they, like, found a quote from Joe Rogan and was like, I love cheeseburgers. And then McDonald's was like, see? See? Joe Rogan likes cheeseburgers. We have cheeseburgers like that. To me, stupid. Ali S with her review about the staff. Like, I do want to know the problem with Alias's review is like, oh, the staff is very nice. Well, that doesn't convince me to do what they're trying to do too much. This is one of those where it's like, if you need people who are famous to tell people how great your service is because the general public, the gen pop, doesn't know what your service is, maybe the business. You're too early to the business. Maybe we're too. Maybe we're too early. Like, because Ali s saying the staff is great, you go, well, I've never done a float. How do I even know that works? To me, that's like, yeah, I. It is not getting me to float. I've had been offered floats when I've gone to certain towns where, like, someone's a fan and they're like, hey, I own a float place. And I'm like, you know, but it doesn't. Am I going to change my day for a float? No. Am I going to change my day for a massage? Probably. And that's really where the float and massage are kind of in the same category for me and Steph Curry telling me I love massages. That wouldn't get me to a massage more than Ali s being like, the staff at the massage place is great because I know what a massage is there. This seems to be them trying to teach people, hey, you don't know what floating is. But look at these rich people. This is what bothers me now I'm coming to what? It's annoying me, this idea that like, well, if you're rich, you know everything, so we can't disagree. Joe Rogan likes floating and he has more money than you. Oh, I guess I have to do it. I guess that's why I'm. I'm not selling out the improv this weekend. J train podcast@gmail.com J train podcast@gmail.com. that's where you send your advice, questions, your ticked off Tuesdays and your pop culture Thursdays. We love pop culture Thursdays. Jared, I absolutely love your podcast. I'm excited to learn your thoughts on my Barry's complaint. So they're referencing Barry's Boot Camp, which is called Barry's now. I think they got away from the boot camp thing. I have started going to Barry's Boot Camp in Newton, Massachusetts. OH close to my hometown and have become a regular at their Sunday 8:10am class. I've taken an 8am class Sunday. It's always really good. I mean you that then that Sunday feels long. Gets me up for a strong start to my day. I show up without much thought on my part. A tough workout is behind me before I know it. I agree. Love it. You're right. These classes typically run on a tight schedule. Expect. Except for this morning. Yeah, it's a 50 minute class which it used to be an hour. I think they had a tough turnaround time and they were running late. I like the 50 minute class because at 48 you go, it's over. You get a little stretch. It's the right amount. And maybe because I'm 40, that's my feeling. But maybe I wouldn't feel that way younger. The entire class was waiting to start for about 10 minutes beyond the start time. That doesn't usually happen. When the announcement was made that the sound system wasn't working and the class was canceled, they apologize and refunded the class for everyone which I view as a bare minimum. I think you should get an extra class. I think they should give you back your give you a refund. And. And here's a coupon for a free class that because you have left the house for something. You know I the sound system not working is not even like weather related like you. You're there. I think I've done a class there where they didn't have a sound system and they just did it and it was horrifying. It was like. Because I'm remembering like all you heard were footsteps on treadmills and I was like, no, no, no, this is not the same without music. Like, it's like a comedy show where the mic doesn't work. Like, you're like, oh, this is just a guy ranting. Like, this is as much person in a park as it is comedy show. What about an offer to run the class without the sound system? I'm against that. I've done, I think I've done that. I'm not. I, I can't remember when it happened. I do remember. Like I'm getting a shiver down my spine from the memory. So just trust me on this. You don't want the class without the sound system. But I. But you're there. It is 8:10am It's 8:20 now. And you thought this, you made this a part of your day. So I do agree in the moment. I'm going, let's just get this over with. Give me the workout. Not ideal, but we're all there and ready to go. Or what about offering a credit for a free class in the future? I think the credit is the move. Or what about at least offering an explanation for their plans to troubleshoot the issue? Ah, I don't know if I need that. Most people sign up for these workouts days in advance, so availability was limited for cla for later classes. Assuming they were even able to figure out their sound system issue. No, I'm leaving. It's done. Assuming people have to wait, have time to wait around for a later workout. It feels like a big disappointment to make alternative workout plans after driving to and from class. I'm now at home putting together my own workout, which does not feel the same, especially with the delay to my day. Am I wrong to expect more from bears? You are not signed up. And at him, I. You are not wrong. You got up at 7am or whatever it was to be at an 8:10. It is a lot of mental buildup to get to an 8:10am Sunday class. And you did that. You deserve to be paid off for that mental workout. Here's. Here's what. Here's the in between. Here's what I think should have happened. Here are the two options. And again, I'm going based off of how horrifying a class was with no music. But here's what I would do if I this to me would show me. You give everyone in a class a free class. We're going to give it back to you and we're going to try. And we can't promise that, but this class is going to be a little different. That's what I would say we're going to go. And that's when the teacher becomes good or great because those teachers do have. Should have the ability to go, okay, what would I do for a class that has no music? I would make the runs way quicker, way shorter. I would make the floor routine less weights. I'd get rid of the weights. I'd make it all body weight stuff and I would make it fun. I would make it different. I would say, hey, everyone, partner up. One of you is going to be on the treadmill and one of you is going to be on the floor. And we're going to go back and forth every other minute. We're going to do like an emom type of thing and you're on the treadmills. They have a thing called the look it. I don't even do. I'm a big chubby idiot. And I'm coming up with a great workout plan right now because if I were them, you give everyone in the class a free class and then, hey, we're going to start this. You're free to go. I understand if you want to go, but you get your free pass. But this class is going to happen and I would put everyone on that. They have a mode on the treadmill where it's like a hamster. You press the button so it doesn't. So that you. It's called. There's a name for it. I know I'm going to get the DM a thousand times. But it's a mode where you have to push the treadmill to make it go. And it's really hard. So. So I would have half the class doing that and half the class on the floor and switching back and forth really quickly so that no one's in their head hearing the footsteps where there should be music. And you make it go quicker and you give people their free pass and you make it a little more fun. And you know what? People were going to walk away and going, wow, that was a different class. Because truly part of the reason you do Barry's Boot Camp or a fitness class at all is to have different. To not do the same thing every day. So it would be even better because you have a class that you're used to and you know the whole beats of it. Because usually a Barry's Boot camp class is 12 and a half minutes on the treadmill, 12 and a half minutes on the floor, then back on the treadmill for 12 and a half minutes, and then back on the floor for 12 and a half minutes. That's usually the class. Now this class was every other minute you're going on the floor, okay, push ups and then sit ups and then, you know, you know, the tricet dips. And then you're going to go to close script, you know, push outs while you do that. I think it's eccentric mode, but yeah, I'm with you. They should have done the class, but you do a special different version. You know, the. That's when the fitness professional becomes the fitness professional. J train podcast gmail.com j train podcastmail.com Last one, Jared Feather. Feather. I'm currently sitting on a plane waiting to take off and have become ticked off. There's a guy sitting next to me with a strong cologne on and my sinuses are already screaming. Before this flight even leaves, society has decided that a lot of places should be sent free. Hospitals, workplaces, et cetera. Airplanes need to be as well. I could see the argument that the alternative is smelling like bo but I rebuttal by. I guess I would say, but I rebut. Okay, But I rebuttal by saying, take a goddamn shower. You should be entering a plane smelling as neutral as humanly possible, if you ask me. Yeah, I'm with you. This is the second flight in a row where this has happened to me, and I'm tired of these losers with cheap cologne. No one thinks you smell good. Thank you, Mark. Well, I agree with you, Mark, that throwing on a bunch of cologne when you feel like maybe you don't smell your best is lipstick on a pig. Like, it's not working. It's not good. Cause you use too much cologne and now we're annoyed by your cologne. Used not enough. Now it's this weird, you know, BO cologne smell. I just think we have to be better, you know, Listen, I'm saying this as someone who farts on a plane, but we have to be more attentive to the smells we're putting out around us. And, you know, this is the argument against certain foods on plane. It's like, hey, that smell doesn't just stay in your area. The cologne. Like, I wear cologne and I wear. And what I appreciate about the cologne I have is it comes in a like. Like a Sharpie kind of marker packaging. So I push a little. I take the marker, I rub it under my wrist, I take the marker, I run rubber under my neck, and then I'm done. And it's for anyone that's lucky enough to get close to this gorgeous body. And I think my blame if I'm to think about this is the spray apparatus. Cologne shouldn't come in a spray. I think that's the problem. The spray is not directed enough. Cologne is meant to be shared with someone you really come close with, not someone who's farther away. And I think the spray is what makes this happen. So I'm gonna blame the packaging. I'm gonna let these people next to you off the hook and say, if you're gonna buy, I think there should be, like, a law. It has to come in those marker packaging. Because I think that's what saves me from putting on too much and being too smelly. So. Jtrain podcast at gmail com. Jtrain podcast at gmail. Com. It's a ticked off Tuesday. Back next week.