Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to The Kevin Jackson Show—where the news doesn’t just break, it gets body-slammed and asked if it wants to tap out.

Democrats lost as last year’s Easter eggs.

No viable 2028 candidate. Midterms shaping up to be a bloodbath. And somewhere in the distance, you can hear consultants whispering, “Maybe we should’ve spent less time calling voters Nazis and more time, I don’t know, finding someone normal.”

I saw a poll that claims Democrats are 5 points ahead of Republicans for the midterms.

PROVE IT!

[X] SB – Gavin Newsom

Digging through years of random documents.

How ‘bout Iran?

Oil prices kissing $80 a barrel and your wallet feeling Publisher’s Clearinghouse just showed up the pump with your CHECK!

Speaking of messes, the fraud cleanup aisle is open for business.

Folks are actually calling for Ilhan Omar to get deported. She got so heated about Brandon Gill’s petition that she allegedly got in his face and let the profanity fly. Gill, cooler than the other side of the pillow, hit her with: “Do you kiss your brother with that mouth?” Legend.

Down the barrel we go: Mohsen Mahdawi, the guy who helped lead those charming pro-Palestinian riots at Columbia, just got ordered deported back to Jordan. Turns out consequences are back on the menu.

Meanwhile, over in Ireland, a man nearly got beheaded in Belfast. Leave it to our enlightened American leftists to show class. Rapper Azealia Banks looked at the victim, Stephen Ogilvie, and tweeted something like, “Sheeesh, this MF is so ugly I think the Sudanese guy did him a favor.”

Does she kiss her brother with that mouth?

And because nothing says “merit-based immigration” like fake credentials, India-born Sriram Krishnan—Senior Policy Advisor on Artificial Intelligence—is voluntarily bouncing after it turns out he bought his degree like it was a term paper on Craigslist. Entered on a visa, worked at Microsoft… now exiting stage left. Who could’ve seen this coming besides everyone with functioning eyes?

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