Good morning, folks! You ever notice that nature has become the greatest political commentator in America? We spend billions on think tanks, cable news, polling, consultants, and focus groups... meanwhile, a bison says more in eight seconds than CNN has managed in eight years.

Did you see the video?

A giant male bison is lying there, minding his own business, probably thinking about grass, taxes, and whether Yellowstone has enough parking. Then along comes a couple who decide, "You know what this thousand-pound wild animal needs? Me... six feet away... with an iPhone."

That's confidence bordering on a medical condition.

The bison starts rolling around on the ground. He's giving every warning nature invented. He's basically saying, "I'm trying to remain a vegetarian today. Don't test me."

Instead of taking the hint, they stick around.

Then the bison gets up.

Now, if a bison stands up and starts running at you, there are only two acceptable responses. One is run. The other is pray while running.

These folks chose... photography.

A white SUV drives between the bison and the couple, buying them precious seconds. They duck behind some trees. You can't see much. Then the man bolts toward the SUV, and just as he reaches safety...

BOOM!

That bison lowers his head and launches the guy about fifteen feet into the air.

I've watched enough football to know that wasn't a tackle.

That was assisted flight.

I imagine the bison thinking, "What is WITH these white people?"

Listen, I love my white friends. But there really should be a cable channel called Crazy Crap White People Do.

Season One:

Episode One: Selfie with the bison.

Episode Two: Let's pet the bear.

Episode Three: Honey, I bet that hippo is friendly.

Spoiler alert... every season finale ends in the emergency room.

And before anybody gets upset, relax. Every race has its thing.

Black folks generally don't look at a wild animal and think, "I wonder if he's huggable."

We're more likely to look at the bison and say, "That dude owns this neighborhood. Let's keep driving."

See? That's called survival.

But here's why this story matters.

Because this isn't just about a bison.

It's about Leftism.

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