Welcome, folks! We have a packed show today, because apparently the world decided to produce enough material in the last 24 hours to keep comedians employed for another decade.

And for us, it’s almost all good news. And while the “war” wages on with Iran, I say to you, “Don’t panic”. Our president has things in check.

More on that in a bit…

But let’s begin with Kamala Harris. I honestly believe her to be worse than Biden on saying stupid stuff.

Let's begin with the Lesbian Basketball League, aka the WNBA.

Kamala Harris recently praised the league for its "commitment to excellence."

Really?

Because I watched one of the league's recent highlights, and it looked less like basketball and more like a deleted scene from Fight Club: The Layup Edition.

Apparently excellence now includes trying to choke out your biggest star.

And who was the target? Caitlin Clark.

Imagine if a group of white girls targeted a black girl and gave her beatdowns on the regular?

CNN would already have a six-part documentary. MSNBC would have candlelight vigils.

We'd have congressional hearings before halftime.

Didn’t we get enough of these movies where a race had to overcome adversity?

Will Hollyweird pull a classic move and cast Caitlin Clark as Harriet Tubman?

Instead?

Crickets.

The media suddenly developed the observational skills of a goldfish.

So apparently we've reached a new definition of excellence. Sell tickets with a superstar...then let everybody mug her because she's too successful.

Imagine the NBA treating Michael Jordan that way.

"Michael's too popular. Let's let Bill Laimbeer choke him for ratings."

That's not excellence.

That's envy with a scoreboard.

And the WNBA won’t be “excellent” until they allow transexuals in.

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