We are in the midst of Trump’s mop up operation.

Decades of neglect and Trump is refurbishing America, room by room.

There are two things you should do in all your decisions.

First, think about the opposite side of your viewpoint.

Second, take your viewpoint to its logical conclusion.

You do these two things and you can likely find the answer to almost any issue.

What we just witnessed with Stanley Woodward isn’t just a staffing change, it’s a full-blown political drive-thru experience, where the order gets placed, handed out, and yanked back before you even find the fries.

Now consider the timing, because timing in politics tends to expose truth the way a neon light exposes a cheap motel.

One minute, Woodward is stepping into a powerful DOJ role, a position that demands precision, loyalty, and at least a passing familiarity with the Constitution; the next minute, Laura Loomer is ringing the alarm bell like Paul Revere with Wi-Fi, pointing out that this guy might not exactly be rowing in the same direction as the boat he just boarded.

And what follows from that is where the comedy writes itself, because we were all told that Trump 2.0 was going to be tighter, sharper, a version of the administration that learned from its first go-round. Instead, what we’re seeing looks less like a well-oiled machine and more like a fantasy football draft where someone auto-picks players from the wrong team.

Now let’s slow this down just enough to savor the absurdity, because Woodward isn’t just some random bureaucrat who slipped through the cracks. According to Loomer’s reporting, this is a man with a donation history tied to Barack Obama, which by itself might earn you a raised eyebrow, not a full-blown panic. However, once you layer in the detail that he and his wife allegedly took legal swings at Donald Trump, the situation transforms from eyebrow-raising to sitcom-level confusion.

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