Here’s a headline that accidentally tells the truth about modern media, Leftism, and pop culture:

“Porn star and Miami fan Abella Danger shown on ESPN again as she cries after watching Hurricanes lose national title.”

That is not satire. That is not Babylon Bee. That is a real headline, written by real people, published without shame, and treated as legitimate cultural content.

Let’s start with the obvious. The fact that the words porn and star now sit together like old friends tells you how low the bar has sunk. We have redefined “stardom” to mean “someone filmed themselves having sex and didn’t trip over the camera.” No achievement. No craft. No contribution. Just exposure, literally.

I know. This is where the cultural hall monitors accuse me of sounding like the old guy at the party. Fine. I’ll own it. Because if noticing that ESPN thinks a porn actress crying over a football game is worth airtime makes me old, then maturity has officially gone extinct.

And that’s the point.

The media is no longer interested in news, excellence, or seriousness. It is interested in spectacle, infantilization, and emotional pornography. A porn actress crying because a football team lost is not sports journalism. It is not even entertainment. It’s filler for a culture that has nothing left to say.

And this didn’t happen by accident.

This is what Leftism produces when it runs out of ideas. When there is no policy success to trumpet, no moral authority to claim, and no results to defend, you pivot to vibes, tears, sex, and identity. You distract. You deflect. You regress.

Meanwhile, Donald Trump keeps moving forward. That contrast is the story.

The Media Became Juvenile Because Trump Became Effective

Ask yourself a simple question. Why is the media obsessed with nonsense right now?

Porn stars in the stands. Crying celebrities. Outrage panels about hand gestures. Manufactured scandals about tone, posture, and decorum. Anything but outcomes.

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