"Bad Bunny's Colbert Questionert | Hate And Switch"

The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert
Release Date: January 29, 2026

Overview

This episode of The Late Show Pod Show intertwines Stephen Colbert's signature satirical monologue on recent U.S. political events with a playful and revealing interview with international music superstar Bad Bunny. The main highlights include Colbert dissecting the chaos in Minnesota following controversial federal actions, and the show’s famed "Colbert Questionert," which gives fans a personal, humorous glimpse into Bad Bunny’s life and personality.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Political Satire: Minnesota, Immigration, and Federal Controversy

(Starting ~01:44)

• Stephen Colbert opens by addressing the political turbulence in Minnesota, which he describes as “hell” in light of turmoil created by Trump’s federal immigration agents.
• Colbert sharply lampoons Trump’s leadership changes, suggesting it’s more “rearranging the douchebags on the Titanic” than true reform (02:46).
• He notes public backlash against ICE, even in light-hearted corners of the internet (like a subreddit for patting cats), emphasizing widespread anti-ICE sentiment:
  • “If you support the fascists, your hands have no place tapping sweet samba rhythms on your cat’s bongo butt.” (04:26)
• The monologue mocks Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem’s attempt to deflect blame for labeling a murder victim as a domestic terrorist, drawing a biting parallel:
  • “Oh, so you were just following orders?... I misread that. It's a nuremberger.” (05:33)
• Colbert highlights a nonsensical Trump analogy about firing people while “Eye of the Tiger” blares at a farm rally.
• News segment on Minn. Congresswoman Ilhan Omar being attacked during a town hall, showing admiration for her composure and willingness to “throw some hands” if needed.

2. News Parody: Consumer Confidence & D.C.'s “Poop Geyser”

(~09:20)

• Using absurdist humor, Colbert addresses plummeting consumer confidence by spoofing the meaningless of economic indices:
  • “I’m talking about 84.5, 65.1, and 113.7. Do you know what that means? Because I don’t. And that’s scary.” (10:35)
• A ridiculous yet true report about a sewage geyser in Washington D.C. becomes comedic fodder, featuring Colbert’s over-the-top persona “The Riverkeeper”—“For I may keep the river, but who keeps me?” (11:40)

The Colbert Questionert: Bad Bunny Unplugged

Introduction & Icebreakers

(14:05 - 15:10)

• Colbert introduces Bad Bunny as “Bonito” and thanks him for returning, reflecting warmly on past conversations about Puerto Rico and language.
• He invites Bad Bunny to the “Colbert Questionert,” a playful segment designed to “fully know you,” to which Bad Bunny responds:
  • “No, but let’s do it.” (15:10)

The Questions & Answers

1. Best Sandwich?

• Bad Bunny: “Tripleta.”
• Colbert: “What’s in there?”
• Bad Bunny: “Everything that you want.” (15:28)

2. First Concert Attended?

• Bad Bunny reminisces about a free Puerto Rican town festival with many artists—his first exposure to live music.
• He admits he hasn’t played this festival, but pledges to: “Someday I will.” (16:11)

3. Scariest Animal?

• Bad Bunny: “Acho. A cucaracha… Cockroach.” (16:23)

4. Apples or Oranges?

• Bad Bunny: “Oranges.”
• Colbert: “It’s acceptable.” (16:42)

5. Have you ever asked for someone’s autograph?

• Bad Bunny: “I don’t think so. No… I have a couple autographs, but… it’s more like a gift.” (16:49-17:08)

6. What happens when we die?

• Bad Bunny: “Well, I don’t know. They bury us. I don’t know.” (17:11)

7. Favorite Action Movie?

• Bad Bunny: “Scarface.”
• Both quote: “Say hello to my little friend.” (17:35)

8. Window or Aisle? And Why?

• Bad Bunny: “Aisle, I guess. I don’t like to look to the window.”
• Colbert jokes about airline sponsorships, prompting Bad Bunny to reverse slightly for comedic effect: “No, I like to fly.” (18:09-18:34)

9. Favorite Smell?

• Bad Bunny: “This Christmas cinnamon smell… cinnamon, Christmas tree.” (18:41-18:59)

10. Least Favorite Smell?

• Bad Bunny expresses disgust with a dismissive sound—no translation needed. (19:08)

11. Earliest Memory?

• First Christmas he remembers, but more notably, “I remember I used to watch a picture of a girl… she was my crush. I used to cry for that. I was, like, four years old.” (20:45-21:08)

12. Cats or Dogs?

• Bad Bunny: “Dogs.”
• Whether or not he currently has a dog is humorously ambiguous. (21:31-21:39)

13. If you could only listen to one song for the rest of your life?

• Bad Bunny struggles, finally settling on: “Marejada Feliz… happy waves.” (22:46-23:05)

14. What number am I thinking of?

• Bad Bunny: “Nine.”
• Colbert: “No.” (23:18)

15. Describe the rest of your life in five words.

• Bad Bunny: “Happy. Good morning. Retired. Eating tripletas and living in Puerto Rico.” (23:35-24:02)

Colbert: “Congratulations. You are known.” (24:02)

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Stephen Colbert, on ICE Supporters:
  “If you support the fascists, your hands have no place tapping sweet samba rhythms on your cat’s bongo butt.” (04:26)
• Stephen Colbert, on White House blame game:
  “This is a real snake eating its own tail, which I believe is how Stephen Miller reproduces.” (06:42)
• Bad Bunny, on immortality:
  “Well, I don’t know. They bury us. I don’t know.” (17:16)
• Bad Bunny, on first crush memory:
  “I remember I used to watch a picture of a girl… she was my crush. I used to cry for that. I was, like, four years old.” (20:45)

Timestamps for Key Segments

• Monologue: U.S. Politics & Satire: 01:44 – 12:54
• Cat Bongo Revolution Subreddit Bit: 04:20 – 05:10
• Ilhan Omar Incident Discussion: 07:35 – 08:22
• Consumer Confidence Jokes: 10:00 – 10:59
• Interview – Colbert Questionnaire Begins: 14:05
• Best Sandwich to Scariest Animal: 15:17 – 16:26
• Earliest Memory / Childhood Crush: 20:12 – 21:12
• One Song for Life & Final Questions: 22:00 – 24:02
• Conclusion of the Questionnaire: 24:02

Tone and Takeaway

The episode expertly blends Colbert’s sharp, absurdist wit with a relaxed and endearing conversation with Bad Bunny. The lightheartedness of the Colbert Questionert contrasts with the biting satire of the opening monologue, making for a well-rounded listening experience. Through humor and honesty, listeners are offered both insightful commentary on current events and a rare, intimate look at Bad Bunny’s personality and memories.

For further engagement and video clips, Colbert directs fans to The Late Show’s YouTube channel.