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Stephen Colbert (0:29)
Why have I asked my electrician I found on Angie.com to bury my pet hamster? I was so moved by how carefully he buried my electrical wires. I knew I could trust him to bury my sweet nibbles after his untimely end. This is very strange, Angie. The one you trust to find the ones you trust. Find pros for all your home projects@angie.com. Welcome everybody to the Late show. I'm your host, Stephen Colbert, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you. You. There are so many big stories dominating the national conversation right now, but we're going to start off tonight with what I know is the number one reason you all watch the show and that is to hear me talk about sports. This Sunday is the biggest day in men's football. Super Bowl 60. Yes, the Super bowl is 60, which explains why the game is sponsored by day of the week. Pillbox. You know their sponsors. One of these better be for depression. The halftime show for this year's super bowl will be a friend of the show or amigo Adele showtarde. Bad Bunny, who sings almost exclusively in Spanish.
Mark Ruffalo (1:50)
And.
Stephen Colbert (1:53)
Not only that, is expected to perform in Spanish. And now I've been practicing Spanish on my duolingo so I'll understand all his lyrics. As long as the lyrics are the bear and the mouse need an apartment. El Oso. That's all I got. The right wing media has had their panties in a bunch over the Bad Bunny booking for months because Mr. Bunny excluded the continental US from his most recent tour out of fear that Ice could potentially raid the venues. And then on Sunday night, he blasted Ice while accepting an award at the Grammys. Hey, he's just looking out for his fans, y'. All. Also, that's what you want to do. That's all you want to do. Also, Latino artists have always been political. Who can forget that famous Gloria Estefan.
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Song, come on, shake your body, baby, before Monday.
Stephen Colbert (2:53)
Fantastic. How did he lose? How did he lose? The New York Times even asked some NFL players what they thought about the decision, and one player said, I always think it should be an American. I think they're trying too hard with this international stuff. I agree, I agree. And I bet Bad Bunny agrees too, because he's an American. He is from Puerto Rico, which is part of the United States. Hey, hey, hey, hey Benito. Anyone who thinks it's un American to have an American perform at the super bowl is dumb, right?
