The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert
Episode: Nate Bargatzi | OMG7
Release Date: June 18, 2025
1. Opening Monologue: Satirical Political Commentary ([05:00] - [15:17])
Stephen Colbert kicks off the episode with his trademark sharp wit, delving into the tumultuous political landscape surrounding former President Donald Trump. Highlighting Trump’s contemplations about re-engaging the U.S. in Middle Eastern conflicts, Colbert humorously critiques the contradictions in Trump's long-standing campaign promises versus his current actions.
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Trump’s Middle East Maneuvers:
“Donald Trump is weighing whether to get America involved in yet another Mideast war. This would go against everything he campaigned on for the last 10 years.” ([05:30]) -
Comic Analogies and Mockery:
Colbert employs playful analogies, likening Trump’s strategic military suggestions to a novice playing soccer:
“One Israeli source said we are cooking everything up for the U.S. like in soccer... But Americans don't know anything about soccer.” ([06:15]) -
Trump’s Social Media Antics:
Critiquing Trump’s ambiguous social media posts, Colbert mocks the confusion surrounding potential military actions:
“Tomorrow is big D day. Can't say much more but it rhymes with smorgandy...” ([08:05]) -
Trump Mobile and MAGA Merchandise:
Transitioning to Trump’s business ventures, Colbert satirizes the launch of “Trump Mobile” and the surge of MAGA-branded products:
“If a Trump phone does not tickle your fancy, there's a whole bevy of other new MAGA merch...” ([14:32])
Colbert seamlessly blends current events with humor, providing listeners with both information and entertainment through his incisive commentary.
2. Guest Segment: Nate Bargatzi ([15:18] - [27:45])
Stephen transitions to the guest segment, warmly introducing comedian and author Nate Bargatzi. The conversation offers an intimate glimpse into Nate’s personal and professional life, underscored by genuine camaraderie and laughter.
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Introduction and Name Pronunciation:
Colbert lightheartedly struggles with pronouncing Nate’s last name, highlighting the common mispronunciations Nate encounters:
“Do I get it right, Nate? Bargetzi. Right?” ([16:09])
“I think there's bargazi because it's Italian.” ([16:16]) -
Book Discussion – "Big Dumb Stories from a Simpler Mind":
They delve into Nate's new book, discussing its title and the humorous misunderstandings it led to:
“I would say big demise. So it sounds like I'm really saying big demise. I don't even know if I can say it.” ([17:01])
Colbert quips about a potential sequel titled "The Big Demise":
“A big demise sounds like a cry for help.” ([17:30]) -
Life in Chicago:
Nate shares his experiences moving from the South to Chicago, painting a vivid picture of cultural and environmental adjustments:
“The cold is...like the cold can find your body no matter how tucked up you are.” ([20:31])
“We had big rats. We had a basement size of squirrels.” ([23:19]) -
Personal Anecdotes and Family:
The discussion takes a heartfelt turn as Nate talks about his father, a magician and clown, and how this influenced his comedic style:
“Have you ever been yelled at? I've been yelled at by a clown, which is tough.” ([25:17])
Colbert appreciates the unique relationship, adding warmth to the conversation:
“Having a clown for a father seems like a good way to raise a comedian.” ([25:03]) -
Hosting the Emmys:
Nate opens up about his upcoming role as the Emmys host, expressing both excitement and nervousness:
“I'm nervous.” ([26:31])
“I'll just do what I do. I'm very self-deprecating and try to bring it inward.” ([26:53])
Throughout the segment, Colbert and Nate engage in a dynamic exchange, blending humor with personal stories, making the conversation both relatable and entertaining for listeners.
3. Closing Remarks ([27:45] - [28:12])
As the guest segment wraps up, Colbert thanks Nate for his insights and contributions, briefly touching upon Nate’s upcoming projects. The episode concludes with a promotional teaser for Paramount+ and Pluto TV, encouraging listeners to continue enjoying quality content.
Notable Quotes:
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“Don't disparage any flavors. I'm not. I am celebrating the pistachio right now.” — Stephen Colbert ([01:11])
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“I think it's bargazi because it's Italian.” — Nate Bargatzi ([16:16])
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“We're nut. Nutty, nutty, nutty, nutty.” — Stephen Colbert ([03:08])
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“I've been yelled at by a clown, which is tough.” — Nate Bargatzi ([25:17])
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“I'll just do what I do. I'm very self deprecating and try to bring it inward.” — Nate Bargatzi ([26:53])
Conclusion
This episode of The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert masterfully balances sharp political satire with heartfelt, personal storytelling. Stephen’s engaging monologue provides a humorous take on current events, setting the stage for a candid and entertaining conversation with Nate Bargatzi. Nate’s anecdotes about his life, career, and family offer listeners a deeper connection to the comedian, while the dynamic interplay between host and guest ensures an enriching and enjoyable listening experience. Whether you're a long-time follower or new to the show, this episode delivers insightful humor and genuine warmth.
