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Stephen Colbert
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Stephen Colbert
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Rachel Maddow
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Stephen Colbert
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Stephen Colbert
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Rachel Maddow
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Stephen Colbert
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Stephen Colbert
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Stephen Colbert
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Stephen Colbert
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Stephen Colbert
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Stephen Colbert
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Stephen Colbert
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Stephen Colbert
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Stephen Colbert
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Stephen Colbert
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Rachel Maddow
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Stephen Colbert
Welcome everybody. Welcome one and all to the Late Show. I am your host, Stephen Colbert, ladies and gentlemen. Well, holidays are upon us. It is December, December 2nd. The year is almost over and 2025 has. It's been a rough one. Obviously there's no one to blame for.
Guest/Co-host (possibly a comedic sidekick or producer)
That.
Stephen Colbert
Other than Donald Trump and a lot of people are. In the new Gallup poll, his approval rating is down to 36% with 60% disapproval. Which is why Trump has started to wear a new hat more popular than syphilis by that much. Just by penicillin won't help with him. So Trump is underwater in every category according to a new YouGov. No YouGov poll. He's very unpopular overall as president, unpopular on the economy, on health care, on the Epstein investigation, on education and on the environment. Donald Trump. I just found out Donald Trump is also the most hated Zootopia character, the lowest rated mid sized sedan and the least popular Oreo flavor double stuffed cankle. Now the thing I said unpopular. Now the thing hurting Trump the most is cost of living for the average American he has been trying everything he can think of, which is not much. And to appease voters, he started reminding them that his big beautiful bill takes effect on January 1st. But that's actually gonna cause a problem because IRS agents will be required to watch OnlyFans videos to determine if they fit the bill's no tax on tips criteria. They're going to have to watch every OnlyFans video. They're going to need to bring in some part time help. Billy. Billy, what are you doing in there? Don't come in, Mom. I'm running an audit. Now, today. Today, Trump held one of his weird televised cabinet meetings. And somewhere in that three hours, he addressed the affordability crisis head on.
Pete Hegseth
The word affordability is a con job by the Democrats.
Stephen Colbert
It's one of the many con job words made up by the Democrats like democracy, dementia and D. Epstein files. All made. I feel like I'm listening a little bit to starboard here. Now, one of the reasons you're paying exactly as much as you want for everything is Trump's tariffs. And it turns out you like those too.
Pete Hegseth
We're going to be giving back refunds out of the tariffs because we've taken in literally trillions of dollars. And I believe that at some point in the not too distant future you won't even have income tax to pay because the money we're taking in is so great, it's so enormous that you're not going to have income tax to pay whether you get rid of it or just keep it around for fun.
Stephen Colbert
I don't know why people suspect that he's never paid taxes. He knows, like we all do, that taxes are fun. That's why the longest line at Disneyland is to get on Accountants of the Caribbean. Then the President of the United States bragged about slowing down the price of Ozempic.
Pete Hegseth
We're paying as an example for the. Let's call it the fat drug. The fat drug. F A T for fat people.
Stephen Colbert
Fat people. It's for fat people. F A T. Fat people. People. P E, E P, P Epil. Cognitive. Cognitive, which is spelled M R I. Cognitive. I think that's how you spell it. Now the later again, I'm listening slightly. I'm right over here. Back in the later in the meeting we heard from Marco Rubio. Now, if you watch this footage very closely, eagle eyed viewers might notice that Trump is dozing off. This war is going on and the President is trying to end it. Not because, listen, we got a million things to focus on in the world as a country, but he's the only leader in the world that can help end it. Okay, let's be fair. Maybe he's so old that he fell asleep in an afternoon meeting. Or maybe he just closed his eyes to better concentrate on filling his adult diaper.
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Stephen Colbert
Then he fell asleep. Toasty. The administration is also scrambling to defend the actions of Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth, seen here finding out they don't serve booze at the American Girl Doll Cafe. Hegseth he's in deep water over what he ordered to be done in deep water, specifically an attack on an alleged drug smuggling boat in which the Navy launched a secondary strike on the defenseless survivors, which may or may definitely be a war crime. The White House is insisting that Hegseth's orders were totally legal, but also that it wasn't actually Hegseth they say the strikes were conducted by special operations commander and four star cage free egg Admiral Mitch Bradley. Hegseth has made it clear that he is 100% behind Admiral Bradley, who was the one who actually did the bad thing, which was actually a good thing that Hegseth didn't even do. Yesterday. He tweeted Admiral Mitch Bradley is an American hero, a true professional and has my 100% support. I stand by him and the combat decision. I hope that his flight to the Hague is on time and his chair at the tribunal is comfy. At today's Cabinet meeting, Hegseth explained what happened the day of the strike and he took full responsibility for finding out what somebody else who is not him did.
Mark Kelly
I watch that first strike live. As you can imagine at the Department of War, we got a lot of things to do so I didn't stick around for the hour and two hours. So I moved on to my next meeting a couple of hours later. Later I learned that that commander had made the which he had the complete authority to do. And by the way, Admiral Bradley made the correct decision to ultimately sink the boat and eliminate the threat. As President Trump always has our back. We always have the back of our commanders.
Stephen Colbert
We always have their backs because that's where the good stabbing meat is. But while get a kidney maybe, but. But while Hegseth did not make the decision for the perfectly fine possible murder, he did double down on his war fightin warrior ethos of war warring war.
Mark Kelly
We've only just begun striking narco boats and putting narco terrorists at the bottom of the ocean. Joe Biden tried to approach it with kid gloves and President Trump said no, we're taking the gloves off.
Stephen Colbert
President Trump, please don't take the gloves off because the stuff under there is a human rights violation. One person who's not buying this story is Arizona senator and cage free astronaut aide. Thanks for run for President Mark Kelly. A couple weeks ago, Kelly and some other Democratic veterans in Congress put out a video where they reminded service members that they can refuse illegal orders. And we were all like, ha ha. Why are they even saying that? That's not something you have to say. Well, it turns out you have to say that. And Senator Kelly held a press conference to drive home just how dangerous and unqualified Pete Hegseth is.
Mark Kelly
He runs around on a stage talking about lethality and warrior ethos and killing people. He runs around on a stage like he's a 12 year old playing army.
Stephen Colbert
I don't know about that. Those 12 year olds are probably sober. Most of them. Most of them now. Thank you, Mark. Trump's unpopularity comes at a tough time for the rest of the GOP because it's election night in America. Roll it. Election night in America. Well, just in Tennessee and actually just a little sliver of it. Am I done? Do you guys validate parking? Lately, Republican congressmen have been quitting in droves. And as a result, there is a special election today to represent Tennessee's seventh district. The fight in seventh. Now, this contest pits Trump backed Republican Matt Van Epps against Democratic state rep and junior jumbleclew Afton Bain. And because this district includes portions of Nashville, you can't rule out the d pink cowboy boot a bachelorette threw up in 2024. Trump won the seventh by 22 points. But going into election night, the most recent poll shows a statistical dead heat. Now that's a bad sign for the House GOP majority, which is so razor thin that Representative Tim Burchett said at a rally last night, folks, we are one flu season away from losing the majority.
Pete Hegseth
S.
Stephen Colbert
Congressman. Our health secretary is RFK junior We are one flu season away from losing the species. This weekend, another House Republican announced he won't be seeking reelection. Texas Representative Troy Nails, seen here saying, tell the Batman my boys will be waiting for him. Nails isn't alone. Five other Republicans from Texas have already announced they won't seek reelection in 2026. They are. That's a five just in Texas. So that's six including nails. They're fleeing the GOP sinking ship, which is smart because Hegseth is about to order a second strike on it. Nels is a Trump true believer who voted to overturn the 2020 election and is A member of the Anti Woke caucus. Though we all know who is the leader of the Anti Woke caucus. We got a great show for you tonight.
Rachel Maddow
Coming up. Rachel Maddow.
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Stephen Colbert
More. Hey, welcome back. We tried. Welcome back everybody. Ladies and gentlemen, my guest tonight is the Emmy winning journalist who hosts the Rachel Maddow. Please welcome back to the Late Show, Rachel Maddow. Look at that. The folks, they love the Rachel Maddow. Good to see you again.
Rachel Maddow
Rachel. I'm calling it right here. I feel like we've.
Stephen Colbert
Peaked. This is.
Rachel Maddow
It. We've.
Stephen Colbert
Peaked. We may have peaked. Listen, you know, as I said earlier, I always love to have you.
Rachel Maddow
On. Thank.
Stephen Colbert
You. Not only because you lay things out like parts on a lawn and put the news back together for us in a way we can understand. Where the machine runs for the brains in a way we understand. But also, I know you like a cocktail and the news has been stressful lately. And so I suggested say, oh, ask Rachel if she wants me to like make her a drink. I hear she likes a.
Rachel Maddow
Manhattan.
Stephen Colbert
Yeah. And then I found out that you like them so much that you don't think I should make them. You think you should make them. Cause you don't trust somebody else to make a Manhattan for.
Rachel Maddow
You. I'm.
Stephen Colbert
Controlling. You.
Rachel Maddow
Are?
Stephen Colbert
Yes. Well, I. I.
Rachel Maddow
Am.
Stephen Colbert
Whoa. There you go. Hold on. It's perfectly.
Rachel Maddow
Fine. It's.
Stephen Colbert
Fine. It's all in one.
Rachel Maddow
Piece. It's made of.
Stephen Colbert
Metal. There you.
Rachel Maddow
Go. Very.
Stephen Colbert
Good. So you make the Manhattan. I'll ask the.
Rachel Maddow
Questions.
Stephen Colbert
Okay. All right, here we.
Rachel Maddow
Go. I can probably talk while doing this. All.
Stephen Colbert
Right. And I'll peel the lemon. Tell me about the new name change over there. It was MSNBC for forever. Now it's MSN Ms. Now. Ms.
Rachel Maddow
Now. You have to say, like.
Stephen Colbert
Now. Msnow. Is that just for now? Is later gonna be a different name Ms. Then for a minute, I.
Rachel Maddow
Thought it was just like a real homage to second wave feminism. We're both Ms. And now. Which is like. But I don't think that's.
Stephen Colbert
It. That's very nice. I'll take these away as you.
Rachel Maddow
Proceed. The only thing for sure that I know is now all my old MSNBC swag is worth a lot more on ebay, because now it's vintage. Yeah. But other than that, we're just the.
Stephen Colbert
Same. Now, let me ask you, while the president is talking today, he said that affordability is a fraud. The word of.
Rachel Maddow
God. It's a Democratic con.
Stephen Colbert
Job. It's a Democratic con job. Is it all lies that Americans want to afford groceries? Because I want to give the man his.
Rachel Maddow
Due. My favorite thing about this is that this is one you can fact check at home. Like, you don't need to count on the professionals to do this. When you go to the grocery store and you get your bill, you know, and they tell you how much it's going to be, you can just say, donald Trump says, I can afford this, and just see if it works. I mean, you may not have the money, but if Trump says it's a hoax, then check it yourself at home. I feel like this is gonna be the vindication of all fact checkers, because now everybody can do it themselves. Also, if it's a hoax, shouldn't he be able to fix.
Stephen Colbert
It? He doesn't have to fix it because it doesn't.
Rachel Maddow
Exist.
Stephen Colbert
Yes. This reminds me of the problem that Biden had, which is his folks would go out there and say the right thing. Like, we understand inflation's a problem, but we're working on it. And then Biden would go out there and go, what are you talking about it's the greatest economy of all time, and he got a lot of for that for a good reason. And isn't Trump walking into the same kind of trap? Yes, because people can just say, I don't like you lying to me about my.
Rachel Maddow
Experience. Yeah. The problem when politicians do stuff like that is that everybody else has to live in the real world. So when they're saying things that they believe are from the real world and palpably are not, ultimately it comes back and bites him in the butt. So I think that Trump trying to.
Stephen Colbert
Pretend. Do you put ice in there or do you not put ice in.
Rachel Maddow
There? We'll put a little bit of ice in there once we've made sure that we have exactly the same.
Stephen Colbert
Amount. Oh.
Rachel Maddow
Wow. Because I'm a liberal, and so I want everything to be.
Stephen Colbert
Equal. Yes, There you go. Exactly.
Rachel Maddow
Exactly. There you.
Stephen Colbert
Go. I believe they're changing the name of this cocktail to the.
Pete Hegseth
Mamdani.
Rachel Maddow
Exactly. Little lemon oil.
Stephen Colbert
There. There you go. There you.
Rachel Maddow
Go. A little twist. Nice job with the.
Stephen Colbert
Twists. Well, thanks, man. Yeah, I was a.
Rachel Maddow
Bartender.
Stephen Colbert
Seriously.
Rachel Maddow
Cheers. Cheers. God bless.
Stephen Colbert
You. To Ms.
Rachel Maddow
Now.
Stephen Colbert
Ooh. Oh, good. Oh, my goodness. You have got an excellent fallback position if this whole journalism thing doesn't work.
Rachel Maddow
Out. Thank you very.
Stephen Colbert
Much. Okay, let's talk about the. Let's talk about the sort of the biggest story of the last couple of days. People on both sides of the aisle, and I imagine in every part of the world, are upset about the revelations first in the Washington Post over the weekend that Hegs then said, kill them all in these boat strikes. And now the administration is trying to backpedal like mad and blame the admiral for this. But the Admiral sent in a second strike based upon the directive of Hegseth. Yes. And that is being called either war crime or murder. Or.
Rachel Maddow
Both.
Stephen Colbert
Yes. Okay, so what do our allies think of this? Do we know how this is being perceived.
Rachel Maddow
Overseas? It's a really interesting part of it, actually, because our best intelligence alliance is called the Five Eyes. It's us, the uk, Australia, New Zealand, and.
Stephen Colbert
Canada. And the Five Eyes you had left out Canada. You have gotten such a polite letter from.
Rachel Maddow
Them. Oh, I know. My mom's Canadian.
Stephen Colbert
Too. Oh.
Rachel Maddow
Wow. That'd be the end of birthdays for me. Yes, but so the UK has particular intelligence expertise in the Caribbean. And they came out and said, you know what? We're part of the Five Eyes. We all share everything. We've been sharing everything since World War II. We are going to stop sharing intelligence with you in the Caribbean. Because what you are doing with that intelligence, we believe is putting our personnel on the hook for maybe being charged with murder or war crimes. And so as a country, we can no longer do this with you. And so they've effectively pulled out of the Five Eyes, the most important intelligence alliance in the world, which we have had since World War II. Because we are so obviously breaking the law, they're afraid they'll go to jail for having anything to do with us. That's bad. That's like when your friends say, I can't hang out with you anymore. I'm on.
Stephen Colbert
Probation. We have to take a quick break. We'll be right back with more Rachel Maddow.
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Stephen Colbert
Details. We're back with Rachel Maddow now. A couple weeks ago, 10 days ago, several members of Congress, all veterans, put out a video saying, just a reminder that the Uniform Code of Military justice says that you not only can disobey a illegal order, but that you should disobey legal order. You must. That's what that's taught in Officer Training Corps. Yes, the president's response to that was to call it seditious behavior. If I'm paraphrasing here, no. Seditious behavior punishable by all caps. Death. Do you know of any precedent in American history where the president called for the execution of sitting members of.
Rachel Maddow
Congress? I do not. It's not just bad about the Trump administration, it's also a tragedy for members of the military who are being put in between Iraq and a hard place because members of the military will follow the orders of civilian leadership. It's a really important. It's a really important part of who we are as a country. But when those orders are illegal, they're put in the position of having to parse what to do. And there's no good answer. What the military tells them to do is to not obey illegal orders. But here's the Secretary of Defense and the President effectively saying, well, if I said it, it's not illegal. It just puts, it puts Admiral Bradley at this special in Special Operations. It puts everybody involved in those strikes and in a disastrous position where they may be charged with war crimes or with murder for doing something that Donald Trump and Pete Hegseth told them to do. And that's not fair to our members in the.
Stephen Colbert
Military. I agree. I guess the only justification put forth for all of these boats is that they are drugs, generally full of drugs, generally, sometimes specifically labeled for fentanyl, even though Venezuela is not really involved in the fentanyl trade. But at the same time, while this sort of narco terrorism justification has been put out there. Convicted drug trafficker and former Honduran president Juan Hernandez was released from prison today after receiving a pardon from Trump even though he was found guilty by an American jury. Sentenced to something like 45 years in jail. And it was for aiding in the smuggling of 400 tons of cocaine that he said, and I'm paraphrasing here, we will force the powder up the gringo's.
Rachel Maddow
Nose.
Stephen Colbert
Yes. And Trump pardoned.
Rachel Maddow
Him. Pardoned.
Stephen Colbert
Him. Is there any, obviously, that flies in the face of fighting narco terrorism? Has the White House put forth any rationale for.
Rachel Maddow
This? No, not at all. I mean, why are we going to go to war with Venezuela? Anybody like, has anybody heard an argument.
Stephen Colbert
Also? Nothing. They haven't put forth any.
Rachel Maddow
Rationale. They haven't put forth. The only rationale they've put forth is that we're stopping drug trafficking of fentanyl, which doesn't come from Venezuela. Okay. And if there is a drug trafficking rationale for a war, which is a pretty dubious idea in the first place, since drug trafficking is a crime, so why make it a war? To have just pardoned the most prolific convicted drug smuggler in the history of the United States and set him free makes absolutely no sense. And so can you think of why it is he just doesn't like.
Stephen Colbert
The idea of a president going to jail for.
Rachel Maddow
Anything? I know it's weird, but I think that's a.
Stephen Colbert
Serious. That's a serious question. Because he doesn't like Jair.
Rachel Maddow
Bolsonaro.
Stephen Colbert
Yep. You know, that seems related to.
Rachel Maddow
Me. I mean, it should be noted that this particular drug. Drug trafficking former Honduran president did hire a Republican lobbying firm a few years ago and paid them a lot of.
Stephen Colbert
Money.
Rachel Maddow
Okay. In order to get him in this kind of position. And so there seems to be a money trail here in terms of the corruption that's behind a lot of Trump's pardons. But, I mean, the bigger question, I think, for us as Americans is if it's not drug trafficking, if that's not what's driving what's going on with Venezuela, what is it? And if we really are just going to go start a war with Venezuela for the optics, because they like those videos of blowing up the boats and they think it makes them look tough on TikTok, or because we're going to go steal the oil from that country, which is also a war crime. I think that the whole America first idea, the whole idea that Trump was going to get us out of stupid war should maybe be.
Stephen Colbert
Revisited. We're going to take another break here. Right back with more Rachel Maddow, everybody. Hey, everybody, don't go. You gotta stay. You gotta stay. We got a lot more. You're not gonna believe how much more talking there.
Rachel Maddow
Is. Oh.
Stephen Colbert
Wow. We're back with the host of the podcast Burn Order, Rachel Maddow. Speaking of wars, Steve Witkoff and Jared Kushner are presently in Russia for peace talks for the Ukraine. Russia peace talks, which I don't think Ukraine was invited.
Rachel Maddow
To.
Stephen Colbert
Correct. And recently a leaked phone call made by Witkoff really sounds like he's chummy with the Kremlin. Am I accurate in characterizing it as Witkoff is advising the Kremlin on how to handle Trump? Yes. Okay. So some would say that's treason. The White House calls it strategy. What's.
Rachel Maddow
What? First of all, who's Steve Witkoff? He's the President's golfing friend.
Stephen Colbert
Yeah. He's a real estate guy. He's a real estate guy. Florida real estate.
Rachel Maddow
Guy. Yeah. And they've decided that the way that we're going to solve all the intractable problems of the world is by letting him hang out at the Kremlin a lot. And so this is, I mean.
Stephen Colbert
Maybe probably nice in.
Rachel Maddow
There. I mean, they probably keep it at just the right temperature, just the right amount of gold. But it's like his sixth trip or something. And every time he goes to the Kremlin. He has, like these three hour, four hour meetings with Vladimir Putin, who is a KGB officer who's really good at, like, flipping people. But Steve Witkoff plays golf, so I bet he knows his way around a negotiating table with the KGB guy. In any case, what we've ended up with is the White House plan, peace plan for Russia and Ukraine, which was appears quite literally to have been written in the Kremlin and then given to Steve Witkoff, who then advised the Kremlin on how best to sell it to Trump. I mean, it really just feels like the whole Putin and Trump thing, that was so weird for all those years, which a lot of us reported on a lot at the time, got a lot of hassle for it. I'm just saying, it kind of seems like that's now paid off with the Kremlin actually running US Foreign policy through the President's doofus Gulf friend. And it's hilarious, except for the fact that we're now years into this deadly war in Ukraine, where they used to think we were their ally and we were helping them stand up against this tyranny. And now we apparently have been captured by the Kremlin and worked for Vladimir.
Stephen Colbert
Putin. Some European allies have stopped giving us Ukraine intelligence as well, because they're afraid that we're going to give it to.
Rachel Maddow
Russia. It goes right to Russia. I mean, literally, they wrote the plan for what they want Ukraine to do, and the White House put it on its letterhead and said, here it is, you better do it. And you know, Russia is a Podunk country. They're a huge landmass, largest physical country in the world. They've got an economy like the size of Italy. Right. They've got a kleptocratic, sclerotic government run by a guy who's never going to leave until he dies. The idea that we work for him, that we work for them, is so humiliating and is such an abject failure on the part of Trump in terms of his weakness. I don't know what Putin has on him, but he works for Putin and it's an embarrassment to this country.
Stephen Colbert
Sorry. Oh, I. I'm very happy. Okay. You have a new.
Rachel Maddow
Podcast. I.
Stephen Colbert
Do. All right. Burn Order. It's about the Japanese internment in the US in the 1940s. You've said that history is here to help in times of crisis. What is the story of Burn Order, and how does that history help us.
Rachel Maddow
Now? So when we went to war with Japan In World War II, there were zero Japanese Americans who worked as spies for Japan. There were zero Japanese Americans who participated in any sabotage or helped Japan in the war against us in any way. There were some people in this country who were spying for Japan, but they were generally white, homegrown American fascists who liked Japan for the same reason they liked Germany and Italy. Like, they're really Japanese. Americans were not implicated in any bad stuff at all. And military intelligence knew it, and the DOJ knew it, and the FBI knew it. And nevertheless, we locked up 120,000Americans. I mean, elderly people, men, women, children. They went and got babies out of orphanages if they thought those babies might have some Japanese blood. They went and got kids out of foster homes because they thought they might have some Japanese lineage. And we had internal domestic prison camps and locked people up for years for no reason. And it turns out that the people who did it, it wasn't inevitable. The people who got this done knew it was wrong when they were doing it. And so they covered it up. They covered up the reason why they were doing it, and they covered up how they got it done. And that story is kind of a thriller because they ordered all the evidence of what they did literally burned. They ordered all the evidence incinerated. And it was these intrepid Japanese Americans, when nobody else was standing up for them, they had to do it themselves. Who uncovered what really happened, exposed it all, made the US Government apologize, overturned all of the court cases that made it possible, and ultimately got reparations for what they did. The bad.
Stephen Colbert
Guys is anyone held brought to.
Rachel Maddow
Justice. The bad guys spent their entire lives denying they'd had anything to do it, lying about it and pretending like they weren't involved. And their families have since spent the multiple generations since pretending like those people aren't members of their family. So history has remembered them in the appropriate way. But for me, this is really useful because we've had really racist, terrible, awful, pointless policies in the past, and fighting it is worthy. You don't know when you're necessarily gonna win. It may take a long time, but if you stick with it, ultimately history will reward the people who are righteous in these moments, and they will chase the bad guys to the ends of their.
Stephen Colbert
Days. I certainly hope you're right. Thank you.
Rachel Maddow
Rachel. Thank you.
Stephen Colbert
Stephen. Her podcast, Rachel Maddow Presents Burn Order, is available now wherever you get your podcasts. Rachel Maddow, everybody. Thank you for listening to the Late Show Pod show with Stephen Colbert. Just one more thing. If you want to see more of me, come to The Late Show YouTube channel. For more clips and.
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Date: December 3, 2025
Host: Stephen Colbert
Guest: Rachel Maddow
This episode of The Late Show Pod Show features a candid, sharp, and often hilarious conversation between Stephen Colbert and renowned journalist Rachel Maddow. The discussion covers vital political events of late 2025, including the Trump administration’s controversial military actions, tension with allies, election shakeups, the recent rebranding of MSNBC, and insights from Maddow’s new podcast, Burn Order. The tone is typically Colbert: satirical, irreverent, and incisive, while Maddow provides clarity and context with her trademark mix of humor and deep historical knowledge.
"Because I'm a liberal, and so I want everything to be equal." (Rachel Maddow, [20:21])
"When you go to the grocery store... you can just say, Donald Trump says I can afford this, and just see if it works." (Rachel Maddow, [19:04])
"If there is a drug trafficking rationale for a war, which is dubious... to have just pardoned the most prolific convicted drug smuggler in US history and set him free makes absolutely no sense." (Rachel Maddow, [27:08])
"We apparently have been captured by the Kremlin and work for Vladimir Putin." —Rachel Maddow ([31:26])
"They ordered all the evidence incinerated. And it was these intrepid Japanese Americans... Who uncovered what really happened, exposed it all, made the US Government apologize..." (Rachel Maddow, [34:05])
The episode offers a darkly comedic but deeply sobering commentary on the unprecedented chaos of US politics in 2025: from cost-of-living denial and war crime allegations to fractured alliances and Kremlin-authored policy. Rachel Maddow is a perfect guest—mixing cocktails and context with equal dexterity—offering listeners historical perspective and a call to future vigilance.
If you’ve missed the show, this summary will keep you laughing—and shuddering—right along with Colbert and Maddow as they tackle America’s wildest news cycle yet.