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The Lock Market
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Sports, Fast Food, Trivia. All our favorite things, rapid-fire to the dome. we host a multifarious (just googled that word), and eclectic (that one too) podcast that is guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and think every episode or your money back
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EMERGENCY EPISODE: "The Slap"
Mar 29, 202200:28:15Tap to summarizeALERT ALERT. WILL SMITH SLAPPED CHRIS ROCK! WHO IS THE REAL VILLAIN? IS IT JADA? WHAT DOES TUPAC HAVE TO DO WITH ALL OF THIS? IS CHRIS ROCK STILL ALIVE? LOTS OF QUESTIONS, NOT MANY ANSWERS. This is a test of the National Emergency Alert System. This system was developed by broadcast and cable operators in voluntary cooperation with the Federal Emergency Management Agency, the Federal Communications Commission and local authorities to keep you informed in the event of an emergency.
Transcribe →Special Edition Scumbag Episode
Nov 16, 202101:17:51Tap to summarizeYes we're scumbags for being a week late, but its better late than never right? I guess. The Homies throw you a change up with an new episode of I GOT FIVE ON IT right off the back where they rank the worlds Top 5 Scumbags! Some real winners on this list that’s for sure. (00:00-28:01) Then in some new(ish) LOCKER ROOM TALK. The Men weave in this (last) weeks largest news stories from the world of sports and beyond, including Astroworld, Aaron Rodgers, and Kyle Rittenhouse. Oy vey. This one seems serious. (28:01-1:07:49)
Transcribe →Cheaters vs. Racists World Series, Animal Fight Club, Top 5 Worst Societal Norms
Oct 29, 202101:25:46Tap to summarizeWho needs a description. Do you guys even read these anyway? Season 2 is still off to a strong start as The Boys break down all of this week's top sports stories in some LOCKER ROOM TALK which leads one of the show's hosts to ALMOST STORM OUT. Any guesses? (00:00-31-14) Then The Men brainstorm an animal fighting league for some reason. Sorry PETA…(31:42-40:25) Finally, in one of the best segments we’ve ever recorded, The Homies debate their Top 5 Worst Societal Norms! Get ready to have the social contract broken over your GOTdang skull Jean-Jacques Rousseau (40:25-1:19:00)
Transcribe →The Boys are Back in Town
Oct 22, 202101:01:29Tap to summarizeWho needs a description. Do you guys even read these anyway? Well the Boys are back and they catch you up with everything that has happened during their hiatus in a new segment called “This F*****G Guy” including Kyrie, Ben Simmons, Trump, Brian Laundrie, R. Kelley, Britney Spears, Evander Kane, Laz Diaz, and a dead dudes father's ashes. A real Motley Crew. (2:00-40:09) Then, I GOT FIVE ON IT is back in a huge way when the Homies describe the Top 5 Things They Do When No One’s Looking. (40:09-101:30) Dry your tears. We’re. So. Back.
Transcribe →NO SPORTS SHOW: We Get Serious, Some of Our Best Stories, Top 5 Minor Inconveniences
Aug 28, 202101:08:39Tap to summarizeDear Listeners, some things are bigger than Sports. The Fellas lead off the episode with an extended WHAT'S TICKING THEM OFF, per usual, but follow that up with some serious talk about Afghanistan. Sorry about that. (00:00-10:13) Then in a MEGA-abbreviated version of LOCKER ROOM TALK, The Boys discuss the Milk Crate Challenge and Hurricane Henri's weak performance. (10:13 -25:33). Next, The Homies bring back a favorite segment called LOCKBOX where they answer some of the audiences’ questions, including what their most embarrassing life moments are among many others. (25:33-45:54) Finally, Los Hombres conclude with an I GOT FIVE ON IT where they debate the Top 5 Minor Inconveniences in life.(45:54-1:08:38)
Transcribe →We All Know Florida Sucks, OJ Simpson’s Seeing Ghosts, & Top 5 Hypothetical Animal Fights
Aug 13, 202101:07:19Tap to summarizeThe Fellas lead off the episode with an extended WHAT'S TICKING THEM OFF, including the return of COVID, that godforsaken local Dunkin Donuts and Habitual Vehicular Linecutters. (00:19:10) Then in an abbreviated version of LOCKER ROOM TALK, The Boys chat about OJ Simpson's paranoia, Jason Kidd being a jerk, and Dinger the Purple Triceratops (19:10-41:42). Next, The Homies engage in a very contentious I GOT FIVE ON IT about the Top 5 Hypothetical Animal Fights (41:42-1:01:20). Finally, Los Hombres finish up with some Cuomo talk about how Italians are not perverted. (1:01:20-1:07:18).
Transcribe →All Our Friends are Dead, Top 5 Words That Sound Like Exactly What They Are, & We're Amateur Wrestling Fans Now
Aug 4, 202101:09:52Tap to summarizeThe Boys are back with a huge episode. They start off with WHATS TICKING US OFF, including their ongoing war with the Naked Chicken Chalupa at Taco Bell. (00:00-7:50). Next, The Fellas read the obituaries--or O-Beer-tuaries-- of a few dear friends that have passed this week. (7:50-17:30). Then The Homies engage in a little LOCKER ROOM TALK where they chat about the Simone Biles withdrawal, NBA Free Agency, Evander Kane fixing NHL games, and the Buffalo Bills becoming the "Austin Bills" (17:30-46:57). Next, I GOT FIVE ON IT is back with the Top 5 Words That Sound Like Exactly What They Are, whatever the heck that means (46:57-58:36). Finally, Los Hombres start a new segment WHAT'S MAKING US HAPPY and spoiler alert, it's Amateur Wrestling (58:36-1:09:00).
Transcribe →Jeff Bezos is Compensating, Tokyo 2021, & SP**E
Jul 23, 202101:13:55Tap to summarizeSPORTS ARE OVER :( ...(For Now)The Boys start off with a lengthy WHATS TICKING US OFF (00:00-12:36) and quickly segway into some LOCKER ROOM TALK about Jeff Bezos' dumb cowboy hat/Rocket Ship combo. Then, The Fellas suddenly remember that they're a sports podcast and recap all there is to talk about with the NBA Championship, do an Olympics 2021 Preview, and look forward to Hard Knocks. (12:36-46:21) Finally, once again in honor of Jeff Bezos' dumb cowboy hat/Rocket Ship combo, The Dudes bring you a new episode of LOCKUMENTARIES where they discuss all you need to know about S***E and how it is almost constantly trying to kill you. (46:21-1:13:35) FYI If you partake in a lil' puff-puff-pass, you might want to partake before this segment.
Transcribe →Baseball is Back, We Beef with 9-1-1 Dispatchers, and Relationship Advice
Jul 16, 202101:09:55Tap to summarizeThe Fellas lead off the episode with WHAT'S TICKING THEM OFF, Ricci's golf game, or lack thereof steals the show here. (00:00-6:16) Then Dudes engage in some LOCKER ROOM TALK where they debate the Steven A. vs. Shohei Ohtani, the NBA Finals lasting 3 months, how to improve the Home Run Derby, and a live reaction to the Richard Sherman 9-1-1 call. (6:16-43:02) In a new segment FELLAS TELL YA, The Boys try to help out a couple of helpless people on the internet with their relationship issues. Spoiler: These are some weird, weird situations to be in. (43:02-1:05:49)
Transcribe →Joey ChestGOAT, Real Fake News, and Top 5 Summer Songs
Jul 9, 202101:11:43Tap to summarizeThe Fellas lead off the episode with WHATS TICKING THEM OFF, Spoiler alert, it's mostly Joey Chestnut related. Then Los Hombres engage in some LOCKER ROOM TALK where they debate the NBA Finals, the Trevor Bauer situation, and Mcgregor vs. Poirier 3. Then the Boys read some of the week's craziest headlines in REAL FAKE NEWS. Move over Tom Brokaw you bum. Then, the Dudes finish up with a brand new I GOT FIVE ON IT we’re they discuss the 5 best Summer Songs! Get Ready to Jam!
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