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Seth Meyers
Hey, everybody, the podcast is about to start, but before it does, we have some very exciting news. Which one of you wants to tell them?
Andy Samberg
Let's all say it at the same time, guys. One, two, three. Pop Stars on Netflix right now.
Jorma Taccone
Man, I. I felt like that was a cruel tee up, Seth. Seemed like maybe it was getting something.
Seth Meyers
Like, I'm sorry, bud, Pop Star, which is a fantastic film, and I look forward to doing what I'm certain will be a two, if not three part episode of this podcast. Pop Star is now available on Netflix, and it's never been on Netflix, and a lot of you are going to watch it for the first time based on, you know, how it did in theaters.
Andy Samberg
Thanks for calling it a film, Seth. It was nice of you.
Seth Meyers
It's a great movie. I love it so much. I'm genuinely so excited that it's on Netflix.
Jorma Taccone
We got all kinds of credits on that movie. Producers, actors, writers. Two out of three of us were.
Andy Samberg
Directors and fucking real producers, too. PGA fucking approved, guys.
Jorma Taccone
Oh, yeah, full on pga. Everyone knows what that is.
Seth Meyers
And unlike NYPD Blue, you guys had the courage to show a full dick.
Akiva Schaffer
That's right. We show butt right away. We get that out of the way in the first, like, three minutes, there's a butt. Andy's.
Jorma Taccone
I was like, where's he going with this again?
Andy Samberg
They paved the way, though. All respect.
Seth Meyers
Yeah, without Blue, Blue walked so you could run.
Akiva Schaffer
We name check Dennis Franz and we show.
Jorma Taccone
And like NYPD Blue, we had the courage to drop our Chicago accents.
Seth Meyers
Wait, there's something I want to say. Oh, I just feel like. You know what? We've never actually called on you Quaid army, but this is it. Quaid Army. Let's get the views on on this trending, guys. Trend.
Jorma Taccone
Exactly.
Seth Meyers
Top 10, please. All right. Enjoy the podcast. It's the Lonely island and Seth Meyers podcast.
Andy Samberg
How close are you, Andy, to your spelling bee climax?
Jorma Taccone
I got it hours ago.
Andy Samberg
Fuck this guy.
Jorma Taccone
Let's see if Seth mentions it when he comes back from either number one or number two. Okay, you want to know my guess? He's going to avoid the subject.
Andy Samberg
You really think he's just that dumb? I just think he's a dummy.
Jorma Taccone
No, I just think when he doesn't achieve his goals, he avoids talking about them.
Seth Meyers
Who are we talking about?
Jorma Taccone
No one. So how was your time away, Seth? Anything you want to bring up? Maybe some texts, whether or not I queen beed. Oh, that's an interesting subject. Did you. Did you queen bee?
Seth Meyers
No, I haven't yet.
Andy Samberg
What a fool.
Jorma Taccone
Do you know anyone who did?
Seth Meyers
Yeah, supposedly somebody did it with no hints.
Jorma Taccone
Yeah, that was me, your best pud. One of your best buds. I said, best bud, but then I was like, wait, wait, we got a lot of best buds now.
Seth Meyers
Of course I'm recording, Jeff. I don't want to miss Andy shitting all over me for not getting the B. I don't think our listeners want to miss that either.
Andy Samberg
How many points do you have so far, Seth? Because I have 39.
Seth Meyers
I don't have my phone in front of me Yoram. Because I'm doing a podcast and I feel like that's inappropriate, so I can't tell you exactly how many I have.
Andy Samberg
Oh, well, I guess you're never going to queen bee then.
Seth Meyers
Yeah, I guess not. I will say it's very exciting to start a pod knowing that Andy is already b'd.
Andy Samberg
Yeah, it makes me wonder what he's gonna do on his phone for the next hour.
Seth Meyers
I mean, staring at something.
Jorma Taccone
I'm doing strands. I just got the spangler, Ruby doobie doo. And once that is put to bed, obviously I already got connections in wordle. Then I will try and get letterboxed in two words.
Andy Samberg
When are we gonna invite the New York Times gentleman on to talk about this crucial issue?
Seth Meyers
We really do have to decide two things. When are we going to have Sam on? And do we just agree now that we show the Doritos people? Here's what I think we do. We get on a zoom with the Doritos people. We don't record it and we just watch them watch it. Right.
Andy Samberg
I think that's fair. I would love to see that. The new guard at Doritos being like, oh, I see why that's in prison.
Seth Meyers
And we're just like, you don't have to say anything. You don't have to do anything. We just want to watch your faces, be able to say to our listeners what what they thought.
Jorma Taccone
Strands done.
Seth Meyers
Strands done. That's great.
Andy Samberg
We should watch it with them and then immediately hang up before we hear their opinions. Just judge it off their faces.
Seth Meyers
I really want to hear.
Jorma Taccone
Letterboxd has a J, an X and a V, not to mention a U and a V. This is going to be tough.
Seth Meyers
What is letterboxd?
Jorma Taccone
This one.
Seth Meyers
And what do you do in it?
Jorma Taccone
You can use one letter from each side at a time.
Seth Meyers
Oh, yeah, I know that one. Okay.
Jorma Taccone
I mean, I used to do it and be like, snoozefest. Cause it was so easy to get it. And let's say today, it says in six words. But then I think I talked about this already. Dan Gore said him and his brother.
Seth Meyers
I'm going to cut you off real quick because I think I might kill myself if I listen to you talk about that anymore.
Jorma Taccone
Oh, right.
Seth Meyers
So, Jeff, our producer, just put in the chat that James from Doritos is a listener.
Jorma Taccone
It's just you asked, so that's just the only reason I was talking about it, because you asked, you fucking piece of shit. Sorry. Go on about Doritos.
Andy Samberg
Yeah, go back to host mode, Seth. Shut it down. Shut this motherfucker down.
Seth Meyers
All right, so, James from Doritos, our question is, are you okay getting on a zoom with us? We will screen share Jorma's magnum opus, the Normal Guy Doritos ad, and we will watch it together with you. We won't record you. We will discuss it afterwards, and then we'll bring it to the pod. We don't want to do anything that's gonna jam you up, James, but we would like to get this going.
Andy Samberg
I really like that we use this pod to talk specifically to one person.
Seth Meyers
Hey, quaint army. You never know which day we're gonna talk to you.
Andy Samberg
Going through you guys.
Jorma Taccone
Hey, Quaid, what are you cooking? That Mac and cheese Quaid.
Seth Meyers
Oh. Oh, you're still talking to our Quaid.
Andy Samberg
Yeah, Quaido make that tea.
Jorma Taccone
Our boy, J. Quaid.
Seth Meyers
Yeah, our main Quaid.
Jorma Taccone
Yeah, kind of the main Quaid at this point.
Seth Meyers
He's our main Quaid.
Jorma Taccone
Yeah.
Andy Samberg
Only Quaid who's. Who's checked in so far.
Seth Meyers
I mean, we're going to use this time because Keeva's coming.
Andy Samberg
Yeah.
Seth Meyers
You know, a lot of times I think the fun thing about this pod is the first 15 minutes, the other three hosts think the fourth host is coming, and then we have to announce they actually are not.
Andy Samberg
Okay, that was my bad.
Seth Meyers
It was everybody's bad. I'm not pinning that on you, Jorm. So this is the podcast. Keev is coming, but I have another exciting update. I mean, there's a lot. I mean, Sam Ozerski from the Bee. He might be on soon. James from Doritos. We just asked him directly using the pod. I ran into Steve Martin again last night, and I said, we really do want you to come on the pod and talk about surf meeting.
Jorma Taccone
Whoa.
Seth Meyers
And he said he would happily do it. He doesn't know when it'll happen. You know, he's in the middle of shooting Murders Season five, Right. But I think he needs. He needs the Quaid army to bear witness to what we did to him. And I think it'll be really. I think it'll be really cathartic for him to work through it.
Andy Samberg
I love that. Can we see if Dennis Franz will get on the pod, too? I feel like he should talk about his book.
Seth Meyers
It would be very funny if Dennis Franz. This would be his return to, like, the public. He walked off the set from NYPD Blue and said, I'm gonna live a private life now. And then he held it all the way until he got invited to come onto Lonely Island. Sut Myers podcast.
Andy Samberg
And then he was like, I guess I really am retired. This proves it.
Jorma Taccone
I feel like the odds are low.
Seth Meyers
Low that he'll come on.
Akiva Schaffer
Yeah. Yeah.
Seth Meyers
It'd be so fun if he just really wanted to talk about that episode and that moment and just how it worked. The shower scene, how it works.
Andy Samberg
I like to think that he's. He's still confused about what she was trying to do.
Seth Meyers
Yeah.
Andy Samberg
I don't know what the she was up to.
Jorma Taccone
I don't get. The blocking was wonky. What was that?
Andy Samberg
I mean, I was.
Seth Meyers
Hey, we could grab a second. Look. It's the Bradley Cooper show, but really it's the I'm on a boat show. So we're gonna get there, but I. Can we take a second to just talk about some things in the Bradley Cooper Show?
Jorma Taccone
Yes, please.
Andy Samberg
Totes.
Seth Meyers
There was a game show. Bradley Cooper hosted a game show called I'm going to have sex with your wife.
Jorma Taccone
That's right.
Seth Meyers
And he comes out very game show talk, very 70s. Like, game showy. Like that kind of. You get it?
Jorma Taccone
Yeah.
Seth Meyers
The three contestants are. Will Forte, super excited to be on the show. Fred Armisen, super excited to be on the show. And then he goes. And then our returning champ. And then it cuts to Bill, and Bill's super bummed out because Bill had been on the show last week. And now it's starting to dawn on you what happens in order to win the game show? I'm gonna have sex with your wife.
Jorma Taccone
It's starting to dawn on you. I mean, it is the name of the sketch.
Seth Meyers
It's starting to dawn on the late bloomers.
Jorma Taccone
Understood.
Seth Meyers
So Vorte is first. He walks over and does a little host band.
Jorma Taccone
Says here you run a PR firm in Cedar Rapids.
Andy Samberg
I sure do.
Jorma Taccone
Terrific. And I understand you brought your wife with here.
Seth Meyers
I sure did.
Andy Samberg
Hi, honey.
Seth Meyers
Hi. That's great.
Jorma Taccone
That's great. That's great. Now, Ron, I'm going to have sex with your wife.
Seth Meyers
I'D like to see you try. And then Michaela runs up and Bradley and her go off stage, and it's just hearing that same music. A single on forte. Well, he goes from, like, pretty confident to, like, definitely sure that his wife is having sex with the game show host. Yeah, yeah. All right, so then, three notable Update guests. Andy, you all remember when Michael Phelps got caught smoking weed?
Jorma Taccone
Yeah, of course I remember that.
Seth Meyers
So my question to you is, you came on and commented as a famous person. What famous person did you come on and comment? Us.
Jorma Taccone
I'm going to assume it was Mark spitz.
Seth Meyers
It was 100% Mark Smitz.
Jorma Taccone
Yeah.
Seth Meyers
Hey, Keith's here. Keith, I just want to.
Jorma Taccone
That's our guy.
Seth Meyers
I just want to jump you right in. Can you hear us, Keith?
Akiva Schaffer
Yeah, I'm here. Hey. Hey.
Seth Meyers
Talking about three Update features. We have not talked about I'm on a boat yet. There were three update features. First one, let's see if you can get the question right that Andy just got right. Michael Phelps gets caught smoking weed. Andy plays a real person on Weekend Update. Commenting on it. What historical person did Andy Samberg. Come on? Historical. I just mean a real person.
Akiva Schaffer
Oh, it.
Seth Meyers
Mark Spitz.
Akiva Schaffer
Mark Spitz.
Seth Meyers
You kind of played Mark Spitz as a skeevy guy, and I feel like Mark Spitz might have some issues with the way you chose to play it.
Jorma Taccone
I mean, it was all just like,'70s vibes.
Seth Meyers
It was all mustache and chest hair.
Jorma Taccone
Yeah, Yeah.
Seth Meyers
I would just like to flatly read some of the dialogue.
Jorma Taccone
Oh, by all means. I hope it's better than the stripper sketch from last week.
Seth Meyers
It is.
Andy Samberg
A flat read there, too.
Seth Meyers
I did kind of run it through, and I'm like, no, it's better. Okay. It's not great, but it's better.
Andy Samberg
That was. That was you thinking about it.
Jorma Taccone
I did text with Klein about the stripper sketch, and we were like, obviously we were still learning, and if we were to do it today, the nipples would have come out on page three, which is technically page two and a half.
Seth Meyers
Well, this is interesting because this is only a week later. So maybe this was the first step in your education.
Jorma Taccone
Yeah, maybe. We fully cracked it. A week later.
Seth Meyers
You came right at it. You said, back in the day, I was known for my breaststroke, and I was a pretty good swimmer. To Zhang.
Jorma Taccone
Zhang, who wrote this?
Seth Meyers
I believe it's you and Melanian Jostle.
Andy Samberg
Heavy hitters.
Seth Meyers
Then you had this line. Let's just say a lot of girls laid their head at the Spitz Carlton.
Jorma Taccone
Geez.
Seth Meyers
Yeah, sure. The audience did not go with you on that one. Right.
Jorma Taccone
Because it's a long ass walk and their legs were tired.
Seth Meyers
And then you said. Then you tell. You explain to me Weekend Update anchor Seth Meyers. Yeah, that works on two levels because Carlton is also what I call my penis.
Jorma Taccone
There you go. Fully landed the plane.
Seth Meyers
Thank you. And then I said, I don't think it works on either level. All right, now it's another trivia question you can ask. Follow up if you need clues.
Jorma Taccone
Okay, thank you.
Seth Meyers
This is during a financial crisis. The setup is no nation has experienced the economic crash worse than Iceland.
Jorma Taccone
Here to comment, wig as Bjork.
Seth Meyers
100%. Well done.
Akiva Schaffer
Wow.
Seth Meyers
Yeah.
Jorma Taccone
Only Icelandic. I feel like that's the only Icelandic celebrity that has ever been portrayed on the show.
Seth Meyers
Yeah. It's historically notable to me in my personal life because she rolls out and says, greetings, snarf.
Andy Samberg
Greetings, Snarf.
Seth Meyers
How is your skeleton? Good. How. How's your skeleton?
Andy Samberg
It's itchy.
Seth Meyers
And from that day forward, our friend Neil Brennan has never called me anything other than snarf. What do you think, Snarf.
Andy Samberg
That's great, because now people can call you that on the street when they see you.
Seth Meyers
Yeah, it made me very happy. And then the first question she asked me is, how's your skeleton? Pretty great. There's two Seth corners I'd like to talk about, then we'll get right into boat. Sing me in yorm Seth corner.
Akiva Schaffer
It's been a minute since I sang.
Andy Samberg
This song, but here we go. Said, take it away.
Jorma Taccone
Were you bummed you didn't get asked to audition for snarf in the new Masters of the universe movie?
Seth Meyers
I mean, I'm bummed that I'm never asked to audition for anything.
Jorma Taccone
Okay, that's fair. So I can save the questions that are similar to that one. Moving forward, thank you for that info.
Andy Samberg
You had a bunch of them.
Seth Meyers
You had a lot. You had a bunch of. Are you bummed you weren't asked two questions?
Jorma Taccone
Yeah. Yeah. Are you bummed you didn't get asked audition for a complete unknown? By the way, we never talked about. I'm derailing Seth's corner. I'm sorry.
Seth Meyers
That's fine. You know, it's all of our corners.
Jorma Taccone
Well, a long time ago, we talked about the Elvis auditions, which was really fun. And we didn't ever talk about what those complete unknown auditions must be like.
Seth Meyers
Oh, yeah. Who do you want to be? What actor do you want? Just do Andy. Come on. Hey, what's up, Andy?
Jorma Taccone
Hey, how's it going? Auditioning for Bob Dylan, complete unknown.
Seth Meyers
So excited. Hey, Quaid army, by the way.
Jorma Taccone
Oh, my God, that is so nice.
Seth Meyers
Yeah, we just love the pod and, you know, Gary over here said, you know, Andy's such a good singer, and I'm listening to the pod and I'm remembering all those old songs. So we're just so happy to get you in.
Jorma Taccone
Wow, warm room. I was not expecting that. Thank you very much. That helps me relax.
Seth Meyers
Okay, so whenever you're ready. And obviously pick whatever song you're most comfortable with.
Jorma Taccone
Okay, great. I'll leave. I'm just gonna go.
Andy Samberg
Yeah.
Jorma Taccone
As soon as it started.
Seth Meyers
Apologies for bringing you in.
Jorma Taccone
Yep, that was my bad.
Andy Samberg
Apologies for bringing you in.
Akiva Schaffer
Yeah.
Jorma Taccone
Let me know if you need, like, a stoner in the background or something. Somebody who, like, he's really, like, rude to and then, like, gets the best of.
Seth Meyers
That's real. That's a real dream outcome for me because I knew exactly where that was going and it still was a full delay.
Jorma Taccone
I'm pretty sure I blew out the mic.
Akiva Schaffer
I didn't know the song choice.
Seth Meyers
Yeah, I didn't either.
Jorma Taccone
You know, it was gonna be Girl from the North Country. I didn't know that Girl from the North Country. I had the, like, a Talking Heads shuffle channel on this morning, and it started playing the one from With Johnny Cash when he stopped smoking.
Seth Meyers
Yeah.
Jorma Taccone
Dylan stopped smoking.
Andy Samberg
Oh, did that change his voice significantly?
Jorma Taccone
Well, yeah, I immediately yelled out, girl from the North Country. Everyone's favorite version.
Seth Meyers
It is, like, the best stop smoking ad of all time. You're like, wait, how long did he stop for for his voice to completely change?
Jorma Taccone
I think it's BS and he just decided to change it and make it sound like a Muppet. Yeah, it was an ad for smoking.
Seth Meyers
Lei Lady Lay. It's that voice, right?
Jorma Taccone
Yeah. You're like, lay, lady lay.
Akiva Schaffer
Like, if I start smoking, how long till I have a cool, raspy voice?
Seth Meyers
You've got a good one. And we're going to get into your voice. I can tell you're fishing. We're going to be talking a lot about your voice, this podcast. So can we please.
Jorma Taccone
Oh, yeah. Maybe the most ham performance of Akiva's.
Andy Samberg
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Seth Meyers
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Akiva Schaffer
Woo.
Andy Samberg
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Seth Meyers
Because you love versatility. Orm.
Jorma Taccone
Correct.
Andy Samberg
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Seth Meyers
Yeah. Four way performance stretch.
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Seth Meyers
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Exactly.
Seth Meyers
You can't restrict Yorm. Yorm is too. You are too versatile as a person.
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Seth Meyers
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Andy Samberg
Totally.
Seth Meyers
I mean, Yorv and I are laughing because we're like, who doesn't know this now?
Andy Samberg
I know.
Seth Meyers
I mean, we got to be preaching to the choir at this point.
Andy Samberg
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Andy Samberg
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Seth Meyers
Yeah.
Andy Samberg
I like the squats. And then I also like the rope thing because nobody ever does it.
Seth Meyers
Does squats.
Andy Samberg
The squats. And then the rope thing, where you do the rope thing. Because everyone always thinks squats.
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Andy Samberg
This was the part of the show where Seth was supposed to be doing his corner. Take it away again.
Jorma Taccone
Yeah, yeah, yeah. We got a little bedlam spillover from those non Seth apps.
Akiva Schaffer
We're used to talking more now.
Jorma Taccone
Sorry about the melee and bedlam.
Seth Meyers
Too much bedlam. Too much melee.
Jorma Taccone
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Seth hit us.
Seth Meyers
This was a perfect combination of two of my favorite things in my life when I was a child or were the Pittsburgh Steelers and Saturday Night Live. I was at the Super Bowl. I was there live with my parents when the Steelers beat the Arizona Cardinals. Maybe the greatest play in super bowl history. James Harrison intercepts Kurt Warner, runs it back 99 yards. And then I write a weekend update feature where Keenan plays James Harrison, still breathing into an oxygen mask about how tired he was. And mostly just bring it up because it makes me very happy. I was just always like, oh, look, this is 13 year old Seth's perfect dream come true. I also read a sketch you were in Andy called a Bad Guys Good conversation with Bradley Cooper. Any memory?
Jorma Taccone
He was the Johnny from Karate Kid.
Seth Meyers
Talk show host. He was Johnny Lawrence. Can you name the three guests?
Jorma Taccone
I'm gonna assume I was Alan Rickman.
Seth Meyers
You were Hans Gruber. And it's a better impression than I remember.
Jorma Taccone
Yes. Yeah, for once. And then who were the other two? Oh, oh, oh, oh. Almost certainly Bill as Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs.
Seth Meyers
Jame Gumm. Yeah, 100%.
Andy Samberg
And.
Seth Meyers
It'S hard. I'm gonna jump in. You're not gonna get it. Mikayla Watkins as Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction.
Jorma Taccone
Oh, fun.
Seth Meyers
It's very fun. I will say I wanted it to be better. Looking back. Sure didn't quite get past premise very.
Jorma Taccone
Much in the two first names talk show kind of sphere that we were doing that year.
Seth Meyers
And if the best memory of two first names is when it pops out to Kangals, Really a part of this that I forgot is while Johnny Lawrence, AKA Bradley Cooper, is doing a long intro, all of a sudden you hear Sudeikis scream, start the show. And it cuts to him and he's like the evil sensei from Karate Kid.
Jorma Taccone
Oh, God, I thought it was.
Seth Meyers
He's like the kind of Gelman from the Today Show. I'm sorry about Live with Regis, but he's, you know, wearing a headset and he's telling him to start the show.
Jorma Taccone
He's the sensei, though. He's not to put him in a body bag.
Seth Meyers
Yes. No, wait. He has put him in the body bag. He's the bad sensei.
Jorma Taccone
But the sensei doesn't say put him in the body bag. The buddy.
Andy Samberg
No, that's like Johnny or Joey or whatever the fuck. That's a different guy.
Akiva Schaffer
It's the more agro. Second guy.
Seth Meyers
It's. His name is John Kreese. Whoever, whatever cared. I wrote it down. It's John Crease.
Andy Samberg
Yeah, he's like. He's like the shitty coach.
Seth Meyers
Okay. And the one thing I'll say that was really fun in watching it back is you have a really good Hans Gruber. But also Bill makes. Bill plays Buffalo Bill. Like a real kind of a guy who's having a lot of fun being on a talk show.
Akiva Schaffer
Yeah.
Jorma Taccone
Jamie, why are you bad?
Seth Meyers
I'm a crazy person.
Akiva Schaffer
And I would say that he's.
Seth Meyers
He's. He's really loose, and it's good times.
Jorma Taccone
I remember liking that sketch.
Akiva Schaffer
John Kreese is the main bad guy, you know, is the sensei of Cobra Kai.
Seth Meyers
All right, well, guys, now, I mean, this is a giant one.
Jorma Taccone
Does he wear his khakis with a cuff and a crease?
Andy Samberg
Before we get into this.
Jorma Taccone
Before we get into this. Wait, Norm, shut up.
Akiva Schaffer
Shut up. But what is. But what is Denzel Washington's character in man on Fire? John Keefe.
Seth Meyers
Keefe.
Jorma Taccone
Keef.
Seth Meyers
Keith. Keith.
Akiva Schaffer
Keith.
Andy Samberg
Eddie's really excited.
Jorma Taccone
Keith, does he wear. Keith, does he wears khakis with a cuff and a crease?
Akiva Schaffer
Yes, John Kreese does.
Seth Meyers
Woo.
Jorma Taccone
That's that West Coast.
Akiva Schaffer
But I don't know the answer to this, but I know it's close. What is his character from man on Fire, Denzel. It's close to John Kreese, but what is it going to be?
Seth Meyers
Sound off in the comments.
Jorma Taccone
Steel hitting those switches on them lolos, girl.
Akiva Schaffer
She calls him Creasy the whole time.
Andy Samberg
Guys, can we. This is to. To John Creasy.
Akiva Schaffer
Wait, hold on. His name's John Creasy.
Jorma Taccone
Y. I want to apologize for telling you to shut up 17 times straight, really fast. That was up. And I was trying to get out my west side thing, and now I feel like. And I can't sleep because I did that to you, and I love you.
Akiva Schaffer
You're trying to sleep.
Jorma Taccone
I know I can do better, and I will do better.
Andy Samberg
This is the moment that I do wish people saw video because. And he's being really up on the mic and the video camera right now, and he looks great.
Seth Meyers
But, Andy, you can't just say cuff in a crease west side and think anybody knows what the fuck you're talking about. What are you talking about?
Jorma Taccone
Ask Keevan Yoram. They both know.
Seth Meyers
Okay, what is it?
Akiva Schaffer
I mean, it's some sort of like, Ice Cube, west side connection type of a thing. But I don't know the exact.
Andy Samberg
It's how you wear your khakis. I mean, why west side, by the way?
Seth Meyers
I like Andy, you were like, ask them. They know. And then just two real soft answers.
Akiva Schaffer
Well, I know the. The. The basic things, you know, it's the look that, like, Ice Cube and all the la. Kind of gangster people wear where it's like, you know, probably those Dickies khakis.
Andy Samberg
Yeah, but it's. It's like a uniform for west side Connection guys.
Jorma Taccone
It's in. Still Dre. That's the most. Oh, still Dre.
Seth Meyers
Thank you.
Jorma Taccone
And I still got Love of the Streets. Is the. Anybody? No one.
Akiva Schaffer
Yeah, of course.
Jorma Taccone
I guess I'm the fucking piece of dog shit. Idiot. Loser.
Akiva Schaffer
Just hard to access thoughts that fast sometimes. All right, now, I'm not trying to create another Anthony Edwards here, guys.
Seth Meyers
That's what I'm trying create.
Jorma Taccone
Another.
Seth Meyers
Another Doug Hauser Hauser situation.
Akiva Schaffer
Hauser. I'm just letting you know that the fictional character of John Kreese, who is the sensei of Cobra Kai, is named John Kreese. And then I'm assuming for SAG reasons, John W. Creasy.
Jorma Taccone
He added the W. Man on Fire.
Akiva Schaffer
Creasy is Denzel Washington, AKA Creasy Bear.
Jorma Taccone
Creasy Bear, yeah, we love that.
Akiva Schaffer
As he's referred to by Dakota Fanning because that's like his manny, you know?
Seth Meyers
Yeah.
Akiva Schaffer
While they're down in Mexico or somewhere. And you know, he's her bodyguard. I don't have to tell you about it. You've seen man on Fire. But anyways, the names are very similar.
Seth Meyers
Yeah.
Jorma Taccone
Keith. On a related note, what does Creasy Bear wish that that one guy had more time?
Akiva Schaffer
See, now that I'll know.
Jorma Taccone
I thought you were going to perform it.
Akiva Schaffer
I wish you had more time. But he's the one that's going to blow him up.
Jorma Taccone
I know. Then he kills him. It's so tight.
Akiva Schaffer
Why? He could make his own wish come true, I guess.
Seth Meyers
Hey, I'm just looking at the IMDb page, Keev, and I'm worried about this is continuing because Christopher Walken in the film is named Paul Rayburn. Need I remind everybody, in the last episode, Christopher Walken hosted There was the Greased Lightning sketch where he kept saying, change the lyrics to Gene Rayburn. So we're probably just living in a singularity at this point.
Akiva Schaffer
Well, and you're talking about Christopher Walken, who played Iago and also was in.
Seth Meyers
A Laser Cats, right? And yeah, he played Iago in Othello.
Akiva Schaffer
Famously.
Seth Meyers
Currently Othello right now.
Akiva Schaffer
And Famously was not in the Laser Cats.
Seth Meyers
Famously. Not yet.
Akiva Schaffer
Maybe he's for the movie.
Seth Meyers
I guess it would be really funny if Lauren asked Denzel to host, and Denzel said, I don't want to host, but I'll do a Laser Cats. And then Lauren had to pretend that you guys were still working on the show. Oh, yeah, that's the fellas, like Lauren, hat in hand, coming to you guys to do a Laser Cat.
Andy Samberg
Wait, you guys, I still have something to say. And we can.
Seth Meyers
Oh, that's right. We have been sort of steamrolling you. Yoram.
Andy Samberg
We can. We can put this at the beginning, but before we get into this cool digital show.
Seth Meyers
I like that you said you're so confident. You think whatever you're about to say we're going to put at the beginning.
Andy Samberg
Well, we might want to, because it's about last week's episode, which was great. I thought I was very enjoyable to listen to. You guys were very entertaining. It did go a little off the rails. I will say Seth did a very bad job keeping it on the. On the tracks. But I got a voice note from Simon Rich that I'm going to play for you guys right now. It's very, very the photographer or the.
Akiva Schaffer
Cinematographer who we see.
Andy Samberg
We see in the mirror for a second. Simon Rich, wonderful comedy writer. Here he is.
Seth Meyers
This is Simon Rich. I can confirm that I did indeed play the role of cameraman in Laser Cats 4. I'm very proud of my work. The confirmation in this film, I can also confirm that I provided my own wardrobe. That's definitely one of the three shirts that I owned at the time, along with the pants and shoes that I wore each day.
Akiva Schaffer
Okay.
Andy Samberg
I told you it was gonna be short.
Akiva Schaffer
Clearing up. Clearing up some controversy from last week about the pants and the shoes.
Jorma Taccone
Yeah. There was a part of me that was hoping he was gonna end right after. I can confirm I was the cameraman.
Akiva Schaffer
Thank you.
Jorma Taccone
No one asked, but thank you.
Seth Meyers
Also, I like, just like you are throwing full breaks on the pod to be like, I got breaking news.
Jorma Taccone
Hold on to your hat, sailors.
Andy Samberg
There you go, guys.
Akiva Schaffer
Thank you.
Andy Samberg
Hey, you know, if you ask somebody to do a V, you gotta Play that.
Akiva Schaffer
Yeah. It was very good. Thank you, Simon.
Seth Meyers
Oh, get your towels ready.
Jorma Taccone
It's about to go down. Everybody in the place, hit the deck.
Seth Meyers
But stay on your toes.
Akiva Schaffer
We running this. Let's go.
Seth Meyers
So I'm on a boat.
Andy Samberg
Yes.
Seth Meyers
This is an album song.
Andy Samberg
Mm.
Akiva Schaffer
Well, our album's coming out. Right. So what's the date of the episode?
Jorma Taccone
Right.
Seth Meyers
But you had. But, like, who. Who paid for it?
Akiva Schaffer
The video was fully the record label, so that.
Seth Meyers
I guess that's what I meant by album song, because it's label money. And you can see it immediately.
Akiva Schaffer
Yes.
Andy Samberg
You can see that we're in Miami, so that would. It would have been hard to shoot that in New York.
Jorma Taccone
I mean, how thorough do we want to get this is?
Akiva Schaffer
I think people want us to get very thorough.
Jorma Taccone
Easily one of, if not our biggest song ever.
Seth Meyers
I will say, listening to it again today, I realize because watching the video, I had forgotten a lot of things in the video, and I think one of the reasons is how often I will just listen to this song without watching it as a short. It's. It needs the visuals the least of any of your songs.
Jorma Taccone
It's possibly musically the best song that we've done.
Andy Samberg
I think that's probably true.
Jorma Taccone
Right.
Andy Samberg
Can we talk about just how it came about? Sure.
Seth Meyers
Get into it.
Andy Samberg
Since it's still. Since it's still a fucking thorn in my side.
Jorma Taccone
Go ahead, guys. Sorry.
Seth Meyers
Ormy full thorn.
Jorma Taccone
Yorm was out of town for the weekend or something while we were recording incredibad.
Andy Samberg
That is correct.
Seth Meyers
So this is. Wait, would you say this section of the pod is called Yorm Thorns?
Andy Samberg
And that's going to be a reoccurring section, guys.
Seth Meyers
All right, so Y thorns go.
Andy Samberg
Yes. Okay. So these.
Jorma Taccone
No, no, no, no. What's the theme song, dude?
Andy Samberg
Y thorn these guys.
Jorma Taccone
Yeah, that's good. Get that out.
Akiva Schaffer
Yeah. We're back. We're back in Encino. We're back in the episode about incredibab when we skipped I'm on a Boat. So all the things from that still track for this.
Jorma Taccone
As mentioned, you know, part of us getting a record deal was receiving tons of real beats from actual producers. And one of our first bundles of them had a bunch from this dude, Wishmaster, and this beat immediately we singled out. I remember personally being like, we absolutely have to do some idea to this beat. It's so fucking rad. We loved it.
Andy Samberg
So I was around for that part of listening to that beat and being like, oh, shit, this is fucking smash. And the reason I was out of town was because it was my anniversary. And so I went up. I don't know where we went to. I don't remember that part, but. But I came back like two days later and these guys had basically completed the entire song. And the first thing I said was, that's a hit. You gotta let me on that. And they were both like, absolutely not.
Akiva Schaffer
The song was done.
Andy Samberg
It was a pretty. It was pretty unanimous. And I was like, what?
Seth Meyers
The only thing that would make it better is if you had thought of the beat. The entirety of your, like, anniversary. And you came home and you're like, I've got it. It's called Cinnamon Swirl.
Andy Samberg
Well, I will say the dynamic of that song and the music video in particular has continued to haunt me in a loving way. I would say for the rest of our careers of now I'm the landlubber who wears a dunce cap. That's a landlubber. And we've put it into concerts now. I was at the video being ostracized. And so it's a joke that keeps on giving to these guys.
Jorma Taccone
Anyway, so the conceiving of it was not super interesting as it never is. But I remember our friend John Silk was visiting the house. He's an executive at Netflix now. We grew up together in Berkeley. He just happened to be visiting and he can vouch he was in the room. We were playing that beat and I just started yelling, I'm on a boat. And I remember Keev started laughing and I started laughing. And we were like, I guess that's the premise. And it was, you know, obviously there was a lot of boat stuff in rap videos at that moment in time. Yeah, especially. Cause that Miami scene was really popping off and we loved that. And we're really engaging with it a lot as listeners and viewers of videos.
Andy Samberg
Name some tracks that we liked at.
Jorma Taccone
The time we taken over kind of all the Khalid Akon T Pain shit that was happening down there. Rick Ross and Lil Wayne was obviously guesting on a lot of those songs.
Akiva Schaffer
Y It was definitely a trope of the moment in that era of champagne and big boats. That was kind of of the moment.
Andy Samberg
Was it. What am I wrong in saying that Big Pimpin was shot on that boat? I similar Yach.
Akiva Schaffer
I don't think it was that boat. No, there may. Maybe an AON video was shot on the exact one we used. But it might be just that we did on our location scout. Looked at a few different boats and one of them was an acon boat. I don't know that we rented the acon boat.
Andy Samberg
Yeah. Y. I can't remember.
Akiva Schaffer
I don't think we did. I think the acon boat had a helicopter on the back. Like, on the boat.
Seth Meyers
Did it write fast when you had the idea?
Jorma Taccone
Yes.
Akiva Schaffer
Fast enough to exclude Yorm?
Andy Samberg
Well, yeah. They knew I was coming back, so they had to get it in. You know what I mean? They're like, oh, shit, we got, like, 15 minutes.
Akiva Schaffer
It's definitely a song we did not overthink. And we weren't like, what's the other twist to it? We were like, yeah, that's the chorus. Now let's just start writing. And we definitely wrote our own verses, and I doubt even helped each other on them at all. Honestly just said, all right, write about being on a boat. And then we both just did. And sometimes I do. On new songs that we're trying to crack, sometimes I try to hearken back to that of, like, we don't need to always think of three twists. Like, sometimes if the premise is good and the song sounds good, maybe we should just go straight at it and just do the simplest version. And sometimes that happens, and sometimes it doesn't.
Andy Samberg
But especially with a title like that, like, when it's a song that is just like, hey, this is the premise. Exactly.
Seth Meyers
I also think it weirdly counts as heightening by the fact that they don't ever switch to anything else. Correct.
Akiva Schaffer
Yes.
Jorma Taccone
It's like, who said we're whack? But musically crazier.
Seth Meyers
Yeah, yeah.
Jorma Taccone
Where it's like part of the joke is doubling down, tripling down, quadrupling down, and never stopping.
Akiva Schaffer
And then can't get over the fact that they're on this boat and that they're bragging about it.
Andy Samberg
I mean, it's also. It's also Turtled Neck and Chain, which is another one that came from just stomping around the room saying something. Like, occasionally that is how songs come about by just one of us just repeating something. Are there any other songs that are like that?
Jorma Taccone
I'm sure we have, like, 50 just.
Andy Samberg
Saying something and then, like, I guess that's a song.
Akiva Schaffer
Sushi Gloria was a version of that.
Seth Meyers
Have you. I guess my question is, have you guys ever done two in a row that weren't that.
Jorma Taccone
Thank you, Seth.
Seth Meyers
What about. Was this song nominated for a Grammy?
Jorma Taccone
Yes, absolutely. You're jumping way ahead, but yes.
Seth Meyers
Well, I just feel like I. You know, again, I want to talk about quality, and I was reading comments, and that was something that was said. So what was the. What Was it nominated for.
Jorma Taccone
It was.
Andy Samberg
Yhormthorn. Another yhormthorn.
Jorma Taccone
We gave you writing credit.
Akiva Schaffer
Yeah, we did. You were nominated for that Grammy.
Andy Samberg
Yeah, that's true.
Akiva Schaffer
Yeah. You didn't even show up.
Andy Samberg
Yeah, I still. Yeah, I didn't show up for the Grammy.
Seth Meyers
It was your anniversary weekend. It was our ha. It was our half anniversary.
Andy Samberg
No, I was.
Jorma Taccone
Seven anniversaries a year.
Andy Samberg
No, I was raising money for Mari's play. And so were you. Seth. The reason I wasn't at the Grammys is because I was doing.
Akiva Schaffer
Me and Andy had a great time. You can look up the photos of us there. We were having a blast. Yeah.
Jorma Taccone
We wore our sunglasses the whole time. Because it was rock and roll.
Akiva Schaffer
Yeah. Because we were part. We were now. Well, if you jump into the Grammys for a second, we were nominated under best rap sung collaboration against songs like Run this Town.
Jorma Taccone
We were literally up against Run this Town, which, thank God, won.
Akiva Schaffer
Yes. I don't know if anyone's ever gone to the Grammys hoping to lose more where we were like, if we win, we can't get on stage. We were only confident enough to go because we were that sure that we were going to lose.
Seth Meyers
Correct. You're right. That might have been a weird tipping point that you wouldn't have recovered from.
Akiva Schaffer
Agreed. We were in the wrong category.
Jorma Taccone
We were a little salty about not being nominated for comedy album.
Seth Meyers
Right.
Akiva Schaffer
Yes.
Jorma Taccone
Because we. I believe we had had the biggest selling comedy album of the year. And as everyone knows, if you sell a lot, that means it's high quality.
Akiva Schaffer
But it is true. We had the number. We did have the number one, like, Billboard album. A comedy chart album for, like, incredible was number one for two years. Yeah. I think until our next album came out.
Jorma Taccone
That's right.
Akiva Schaffer
And then they nominated us, which let us know they knew we existed.
Seth Meyers
But then you guys lost. Comedy album. The Rick Ross. That was his album of impressions.
Akiva Schaffer
Yeah.
Seth Meyers
And he was fine getting on stage.
Andy Samberg
Yeah. But it was. That was good. It was. It was good, though. He was really good.
Jorma Taccone
I will say, I remember hitting the carpet for the Grammys.
Akiva Schaffer
Yeah.
Jorma Taccone
And we bumped into T Pain and we were so excited to see him. Of course we love him. And before he said anything, we were like. I know, I know. He's like, dude. Because we hadn't talked since we got nominated, and we were like, oh, man, this is not a good look. And he was like, you know how many songs I did this year? This is the one that got nominated. We were like, we know. We're Sorry. It's because we're white.
Andy Samberg
I will say the. The fear, though, the fear that you must have had is because of Pain, because that would be the only reason that I think it would have crossed the finish line. And maybe.
Jorma Taccone
I mean, it was never. It was never going to be around this town that's such a smash.
Akiva Schaffer
Yeah. We never for a second thought we'd win, which was, again, a relief in why we could take the whole day as kind of a fun joke that we were there as musicians and just wear. I think I wore the tux from the video and just put it on.
Jorma Taccone
But I will say everyone else that had a good rap song collaboration that year. Sorry.
Akiva Schaffer
Yeah, yeah, exactly. Somebody else could have used that. That slot.
Jorma Taccone
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Seth Meyers
Did any other people from the rap world engage with you that night on, like, how they liked the song?
Akiva Schaffer
I don't think we really bounced around asking people, hey, what'd you think about ours?
Seth Meyers
Hi, I'm Kiva.
Akiva Schaffer
We're like you now.
Seth Meyers
You might remember me from the video where I was wearing this exact same outfit exactly.
Akiva Schaffer
I dressed in my costume so that you'd recognize me.
Andy Samberg
You know, I feel like what goes over great at the Grammys is insecurity, you know?
Seth Meyers
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Akiva Schaffer
I remember, though, like, you couldn't buy a drink there. And T. Pain had some way of getting us them, so we did end up. Because we were sitting with him, so we did end up very nicely. He was sending some assistant type person, and he was like, you guys want some? Getting, like, Jack and Cokes or something.
Andy Samberg
Was he. Was he still on Apple Jacks? Because he's the only guy I have ever seen drink applejacks.
Akiva Schaffer
It was. Not that I remember it being. The reason I remember being Jack and Coke is because I remember when Pink was up in the rafters doing her. What's it called when you do that? The. Essentially the ballet up on the ropes. Not ropes, but like, oh, yeah, she killed it. It was amazing. She's singing her whole thing, you know, 50ft above us, but glitter was raining down from her, and it got into my drink.
Andy Samberg
And that's why Yarmthorn here's another yhormthorn digging it into his side. I'm so fucking glad you guys had such a good time. Seriously.
Seth Meyers
Well, it did not a great time. Keef got fucking glitter in his drink.
Andy Samberg
Oh, that's true. He did have glitter in his drink. Shit, that sucks, dude.
Akiva Schaffer
I still drank it.
Jorma Taccone
Keeve didn't do this during Jizz in My Pants. I'm just saying.
Akiva Schaffer
Yeah. Or I just had sex. Coming up soon.
Seth Meyers
Yeah.
Jorma Taccone
Be classy. Take a note from your good friend Keev.
Andy Samberg
Yo, yo, be classy, bro.
Jorma Taccone
Be classy.
Akiva Schaffer
Well, so we. So we filmed it in Miami because we were like, we have a label. We have a few off weeks. Because it's the back half of the schedule. So it was whatever the off weeks were before February 7th.
Seth Meyers
Timeline. If I can interrupt the timeline real quick. When did T Pain get involved? Like, how soon did he sign on to be in it?
Akiva Schaffer
We recorded in the summer. It was obviously Andy doing the chorus. We reached out to T Pain and he said, yes, in the summer. But we did not get him on the track for months and months. It was one of those things where it's like, he's in. And then we were like, cool. And then we could not get him to record because he was just on his own timeline and probably realized SNL's on the fastest timeline.
Andy Samberg
And Keev. And Keev or Andy. When did T Pain. The thought of T Pain occur to us just because I think it's a fun.
Akiva Schaffer
Immediately just the beat alone, we were probably like, this sounds like the kind of thing that T Pain's the number one person you'd want singing the.
Seth Meyers
Right.
Andy Samberg
But also when he came to the show, though.
Akiva Schaffer
Oh, good memory. Yes. The reason we thought he might say yes.
Jorma Taccone
So when T Pain came with Mariah Carey, we had met him in the hallway and we were fans of his, but we didn't think he had any clue who we were. But then he saw us and he did the Ultimate Punch from Hot Rod in the hallway. And we all went, what? And he went, ultimate Punch. And we were like, oh, shit, we love this dude. And obviously within a minute, we're like, we would love to do a song with you. And he was like, just let me know. So we knew he was down, which is our favorite thing and has led to many collaborations, because people say that. So we go, let's write towards them then if we know that they want to do one.
Seth Meyers
And he came. He was at Radio City.
Jorma Taccone
Yeah, he did the 50th.
Seth Meyers
He was great, which was fantastic. I think that was like, extra special. When he came out, I was like, oh, yeah, no, I wouldn't have wanted to see somebody else do this part.
Jorma Taccone
Absolutely.
Akiva Schaffer
We also did it with him live at Summerfest in Milwaukee.
Seth Meyers
Yes.
Akiva Schaffer
When we did our. And on our tour, he just happened to be there doing his own set. And then we were like, we're going to be there too. And so he stuck around and came and did it with us.
Jorma Taccone
Didn't he also come when we did the San Francisco one?
Andy Samberg
Did he?
Akiva Schaffer
Yes, because he was the. He was doing the stage next to us, after us.
Andy Samberg
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Akiva Schaffer
When we did our very, very, very first concert at clusterfest in San Francisco the year before our tour, he came and did it with us live.
Andy Samberg
And I feel like every time we see him, he's onto a different signature kind of drink that he's drinking, which I always appreciate about anybody.
Akiva Schaffer
Yeah, it's nice that he has the ability to change, you know, and more and grow.
Seth Meyers
All right, so now it's Miami.
Akiva Schaffer
Well, so our album's coming out February 10th. This episode is February 7th, so we know it's the one that we want to put out to get everyone's attention to the record.
Jorma Taccone
We did. Yeah. We had written the whole album. And generally speaking, like, the head of our label was like, that one sounds pretty good. Like, everyone was sort of like, you should do a video for that one.
Seth Meyers
And you all agreed, like, you all knew this was the one.
Jorma Taccone
Yeah. I will say, Yorm.
Andy Samberg
Yes.
Jorma Taccone
I don't want to stir up shit.
Andy Samberg
No, no. You always say this, but you're confusing me with Mr. Neal Brennan. But go.
Jorma Taccone
No, no, no. That's something different.
Andy Samberg
Okay.
Jorma Taccone
I remember you saying, it sounds good, but you didn't think it was that funny.
Andy Samberg
I don't remember saying that, but I more remember saying, that's a smash. Can you please put me on it? And then you guys got kicking me out of the room.
Jorma Taccone
And it's crazy because I don't remember any of that.
Andy Samberg
Oh, yeah.
Seth Meyers
My guess on the timeline is this, Andy Yorm said, this is a smash. Can you put me on it? And then you guys said, no. And then your said, well, good, because I don't even think it's funny.
Jorma Taccone
It's not funny anyway. Yeah, I'm sure. I'm sure.
Andy Samberg
That's why I think that's Seth has broken it down accurately.
Seth Meyers
Like, you didn't even give it a beat. Yoram, you were just, like. Immediately, like, whoa. Good news for you.
Andy Samberg
No, no, no, Andy. I do think that I did probably say something like that and was trying to punch up certain parts. And I think that we tried to. Because we always try to respect the third guy who maybe doesn't fully see it. And then we retracted everything. That was trying to be more funny. I believe that is what happened.
Akiva Schaffer
We did try some goofier lines. I can't remember what they were or where they were, but I do remember trying them and then erasing them.
Andy Samberg
Yeah, I.
Seth Meyers
My. My experience with it today is I watched the uncensored first, which doesn't have the SNL laughs, and then I watched the actual feed from the episode. And it's interesting because it doesn't have that thing Lazy Sunday has. There's really no break to laugh, definitely. And so there's a. When we start going through the song, I'll say a couple of the laughs. And it also, like, it's just so good that people are. I don't think even. I think they get out of, like, comedy head for it. And you realize how funny it is the second or third time you watch it.
Jorma Taccone
I think there's a part of it that. Again, the doubling down and tripling down, but also the relentlessness of it. There's a moment two thirds of the way through where it's clearly the moment in another song where it's supposed to go back to the chorus, and instead we just do get the fuck up. This boat is real and straight back into verse.
Akiva Schaffer
Yeah, yeah.
Jorma Taccone
But the horns come in like it's a chorus, but we don't stop. Just doing verse stuff where it's like the whole song is basically one continuous hockey stick, to use the Silicon Valley terminology. Just goes up, up, up, up, up, and then ends.
Akiva Schaffer
Yeah.
Jorma Taccone
And there's no, like, peaks and valleys.
Akiva Schaffer
It, like, blossoms with t. Pain getting to do a verse and then it ends.
Seth Meyers
Yeah, exactly.
Akiva Schaffer
It also starts with a chorus and ends. It's just bookended choruses. Right. There's nothing in the middle at all.
Seth Meyers
Correct.
Akiva Schaffer
We just do I'm on a boat twice.
Jorma Taccone
It's a weird format for sure, but I remember us being like, I guess that's okay. We just like how it sounds.
Akiva Schaffer
Yeah.
Jorma Taccone
And it's also really short.
Seth Meyers
You ran a boat like that. I'm assuming you're on the clock the.
Akiva Schaffer
Minute I could give you the very quick rundown of what I remember on a production level, which is it's the weeks before we know that this is our target, to try to have it come on this show so that it'll support the record. We had already even sent the song to itunes, and it was gonna. Songs came out on Tuesday back then, so we knew the song was gonna come out Tuesday of this week. So it was already out as a single on itunes previous to the video coming out, just, you know, by four days, five days. And we decided to go down to Miami because we wanted to look legit and we had done Jizz My Pants and we knew it was possible. We had planned a two day shoot and T. Pain had confirmed and we were very excited. And then days before, he was on tour with Lil Wayne and they were in Canada and they got snowed in and they were afraid that if he came to our shoot, he would not be able to fly back to Canada and that he'd get fined a ton for missing a night of the tour. And so we were down in Miami. We went for an extra few days because we were going to shoot MTV bumpers as well, you know, because we're on a label and they're setting up cool promo stuff. So we went down to Miami and we're going to have five days in Miami, even though the shoot was only going to be two. So we could do MTV promos, which we had devised with some other guys that did a great job. They were. I wish I could remember their names and give them credit because I actually. It's one of the few things we've ever done with other people where I was like, hey, they did an amazing job. And it was the premise.
Seth Meyers
And I Didn't they mean shout out, shout out to their other collaborators?
Akiva Schaffer
They did. Honestly, they. They were people probably hired for IMTV or worked for MTV that did their little promos that would like in their minds, they said is $7 million of free ads. Because it was basically a full week where you'd be the thing bumping you out to commercials in back of every MTV show, like throughout the whole week. And it was daytona spring break, 88 was the theme. And it was like we were at a wild 80s MTV spring break. And I'm sure you can find them online.
Seth Meyers
I remember those now. Yeah.
Akiva Schaffer
So we got to have a really fun week in Miami and back to the plane thing. All of a sudden it was like the whole thing was about to fall apart. So our budget, I forget what it was, but we had to take essentially half of it to a private jet for Payne to get him down and get him back. And so it became a one day shoot, maybe a day before the shoot. So we had to collapse a two day shoot into a single day shoot.
Andy Samberg
Right before shooting we had like a really skeletal second unit kind of second day, like which I think we had like three hours on. But it was like real fucking bare bones. Like maybe like the camera was just still with us.
Akiva Schaffer
But it was like one way we achieved it is that the one day became like a 16 hour day. Like an insane day.
Jorma Taccone
It was insanely long.
Akiva Schaffer
And we had two cameras which we weren't going to have music videos. Would almost never need two cameras because you're always looking at the camera. So you'd have to. You can't have. Not like a movie set where you're Right. So there's no need for a second camera. But two cameras allowed us to break apart and be shooting. Let's say Andy's single on the boat. Talking about, you know, with the mission accomplished sign. Let's say at the exact same time as Jorma. Making copies.
Seth Meyers
Making copies. Right?
Andy Samberg
That's right. That's right. I do remember I wasn't even allowed on the boat. That was so cool.
Akiva Schaffer
That was for the SNL audience to kind of catch it, you know, keep it classy.
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Seth Meyers
So keep going with the shoot. And then before we talk about the song, I do want to say my favorite memory of the song is Andy's bachelor party in Las Vegas. Do you remember this, Andy?
Jorma Taccone
Why you gotta keep bringing up my bachelor party?
Seth Meyers
I'm just saying it was the best. My favorite moment of the Bachelor because it was your Absolute nightmare. It was where the DJ said at the club, hey, everybody, make some noise for Adam Sandberg.
Andy Samberg
Oh, yeah.
Seth Meyers
So first loudly called you Adam Sandberg. And the needle dropped. I'm on a boat.
Jorma Taccone
That's right.
Seth Meyers
Fucking spotlighted you. You were at your absolute. Like, just a total valley for you. And then that song started, and it was. No part of it was comedy. Like, that club went off, right.
Jorma Taccone
People did get excited.
Seth Meyers
You know, it's not like we're, you know, I don't know, dancing to, like, eat it. You know what I mean? It's just fully a fucking banger.
Jorma Taccone
I mean, the night after we shot the video, we went out to a club and the dude who was showing us around had the DJ at the club put it on.
Seth Meyers
Wow.
Andy Samberg
At a place that they will have like that kind of premiere. Like, let's see how this plays before it comes out. So they're literally like. I remember there's like people in glass elevators. It was like a real Miami scene. People dancing on top of tables and shit. And they put it on like, oh, shit. So we're looking around the club being like, how's this gonna play? This new song that no one's ever heard with T. Pain on it. And it was a real fucking moment in our lives.
Jorma Taccone
It went pretty good. Yeah. People did not stop dancing.
Akiva Schaffer
Well, they're not hearing. It's a joke. They're just hearing that great beat. And then some guys kind of squawk in raps that they can't quite tell what they're saying. And then T. Pain singing and what's the difference?
Jorma Taccone
Might as well have just played the beat raw and people would have kept dancing.
Akiva Schaffer
We do. We get reports this and like, I just had sex gets played, like, in Thailand. Like, friends will continually. Once a year will get a text from someone randomly who's on tour somewhere in Vietnam or Thailand will go, dude, I was just at a place and I just had sex with playing non ironically at a disc in a real place.
Seth Meyers
Yeah. And then you're like, why are you in Thailand? And they're like, I don't want to talk about it.
Jorma Taccone
Do BTS for White Lotus.
Akiva Schaffer
This would play in Australia. Apparently I'm on a boat would play on like, Australian MTV just in rotation.
Seth Meyers
But it would play backwards, right?
Akiva Schaffer
Yeah. Is that how it works? Of course, yeah.
Andy Samberg
Because it's down under. Yeah.
Jorma Taccone
So dope.
Akiva Schaffer
The boats would be going the other way.
Andy Samberg
Just like their toilets.
Seth Meyers
Hey, how fast did. Were you then ready with something like this? I had a question, Keith. Did the unedited version go on YouTube right away.
Akiva Schaffer
Yes.
Seth Meyers
So you never put up the SNL one?
Akiva Schaffer
Well, we knew even if it didn't air on snl, we were putting it out no matter what, because we owned it, essentially, the label did. And the album was coming out, so we needed the promotion. It needed to come out one way or another.
Seth Meyers
Right.
Akiva Schaffer
We were releasing it.
Seth Meyers
So this isn't a case of either or because it was always ready for release.
Akiva Schaffer
Exactly. So we were ready with both right off the bat.
Jorma Taccone
By the way, it was fun as fuck. Like, the stress of condensing the shoot was stressful. But then we were like in Miami shooting a music video. It was really cool with a helicopter and a yacht.
Akiva Schaffer
I wish I remembered our wardrobe guy's name who was our tour down there too. He was.
Andy Samberg
So you're talking about Max Pierre, my friend. Amazing that you don't remember that.
Akiva Schaffer
What a great name, Max.
Jorma Taccone
He was great.
Akiva Schaffer
Also.
Andy Samberg
The reason that I remember it is because I went back to Miami with three other couples and myself, who are all people with kids. And I was like, we gotta hang out with this guy named Max Pierre, who's the best. And at the time, he was a ambassador for Hennessy Black. So everywhere he took us to, which was all like the most high end clubs, we had to do shots of Hennessy Black. And I was like, my life is pretty cool.
Jorma Taccone
That's the best.
Akiva Schaffer
But yeah, he's the one that played the song and he's the one that, like had access everywhere and knew everything to do. And it was such a blast getting to see Miami.
Seth Meyers
Max Pierre. Accent or no accent?
Jorma Taccone
No accent. Yeah, no accent.
Seth Meyers
Could see that breaking either.
Jorma Taccone
Not French. We went to Joe's Crab Shack, which was bomb as.
Akiva Schaffer
Yes, well, also. And there was a hotel that Payne wanted to stay at. We didn't know where to stay, so we were just like. Just put us at the hotel he requested. So we were at this really nice hotel.
Jorma Taccone
I want to say it was the Mandarin or something.
Akiva Schaffer
I think it was just the Mandarin on Biscayne Bay.
Jorma Taccone
But I remember us pulling in and there were like two bright yellow Lamborghinis or something parked in front. And we were like, oh, shit. And then we were like, you see those? And he's like, those are mine.
Akiva Schaffer
We were. We were just living the fantasy life of I'm on a boat for the well, also. And then being like, sorry, we gotta go do an MTV thing where we're pretending to be Daytona. Screen break. But it was a weird reality folding in the way that Beastie Boys must have experienced a little bit where even though we weren't going to do any debauchery, we were pretending debauchery for an entire day with young people in bathing suits acting like you're doing screen break. So we were doing, like, a fantasy camp version.
Andy Samberg
Like, we're really cool guys.
Akiva Schaffer
Yeah. But none of it's real. We were doing all the same things with the boats and the champagnes and the nightclubs and the. And the MTV spring break, and we're filming it really for mtv. So the reality was, like. It was like, cosplaying at the highest level.
Seth Meyers
Guys. We hinted at it earlier. Andy, you're great. In this fucking best of Keev, he.
Jorma Taccone
Goes so fucking hard.
Seth Meyers
You know, I remember talking to Liz when it came out, and Liz was like, I think this is the most into my husband I've ever been.
Andy Samberg
Ooh, Really? I thought it was just two guys that she liked, but yeah.
Seth Meyers
Nah, this is. I mean, it's nuts how great you are in this, Keef.
Andy Samberg
Yeah. They invented the term ham because of this. They saw Keev doing it, and they were like, whoa, that guy's hard as a motherfucker.
Akiva Schaffer
Look how nicely we've got Yoram to be so involved in it that he feels like he's part of it to the audience. This is a video. Well, it wasn't quite a video invention, but it was an invention of the. No, it is, right? It's not on the album. The free boat ride thing, that's not on the album, right?
Seth Meyers
No.
Akiva Schaffer
So we invented an entire new concept in to include Yorm that helps the whole video. When we were working on the video, we went, oh, here's how we do it. And it actually is the premise of the video now and taints the whole thing in a good way. Taint sounds negative.
Seth Meyers
It's historically negative.
Akiva Schaffer
It paints it.
Jorma Taccone
There's no such thing as a good taint. Yeah.
Akiva Schaffer
How about paints? Oh, yeah, sure, sure.
Jorma Taccone
I have many pos connotations with taint.
Seth Meyers
Oh, my God.
Jorma Taccone
Okay, go on.
Andy Samberg
And I got to. I got to be involved in other ways, too, because for, like, all of our albums, I do the clean versions of them. I sort of, you know, remove all the curse words. So I got to remove all of Kiva's curse words. He says it 16 times. He says the word fuck 16 times. So in a way, I was really.
Seth Meyers
Involved just rhyming motherfucker with motherfucker right out of the. Out of the gates.
Akiva Schaffer
Yeah, that's one of those Complex Eminem style.
Seth Meyers
Yeah, yeah.
Jorma Taccone
Rhymes the word before. Rhymes.
Andy Samberg
It's.
Seth Meyers
Can I just say, I had forgotten there's a Santana champ ref in this.
Jorma Taccone
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Andy Samberg
We had an arc to the album.
Akiva Schaffer
We shipped it down too. It's in the vid. We were like, oh, my God, we gotta get some. And it was hard to find.
Seth Meyers
These are things I had forgotten. I had forgotten there was a reference to George W. Bush. We do a Mission Accomplished banner. But it's on my visual.
Andy Samberg
A visual.
Seth Meyers
A visual reference. Yeah, yeah.
Andy Samberg
Thank you. I was like, I don't remember that part.
Seth Meyers
There's another thing I really liked watching the video back, which, again, historically, I haven't added that element to my re listens. It's all about, like champagne and boats and tuxedos and also hamburgers. Oh, yeah, it's very funny. Like, there's this real, like, sort of low end thing with hamburgers. Like every time it cuts back to Kyiv, he's like holding up two hamburgers like it's diamonds.
Akiva Schaffer
They've never been on a boat before. This is what they think it's gonna be like.
Seth Meyers
But it's great because again, it's like everything is like high end, but they also are just like. You just can tell. These guys also like, hope they're burgers on the boat.
Andy Samberg
They're regular Joe's.
Jorma Taccone
I think all that is born out of them flipping burgers. And you're flipping copies. Right. And then we just had burgers handy and picked up some shots.
Akiva Schaffer
Yeah, it's just a setup.
Seth Meyers
Yeah. Then it's like it just cuts back to like four times. And Keev is. And it's a little bit like, I'm on a boat. How. That's the lyric you keep hearing. I also feel like visually, Keev wants you to know he's got burgers too.
Jorma Taccone
Yeah, you need to know that. Bawling out.
Akiva Schaffer
I'm watching it on mute right now. And it's just reminding me of some other things, which was like, so we had one day, we had this boat. We had to go out into open water. And then drones weren't a thing yet, so we had to get a real helicopter. And the helicopter was flown by exactly who you would think it would be, which was an ex Vietnam pilot who had done this thousands of times. And because of that. And you're going to lose time. That's also why we needed two cameras, because a camera had to go on that helicopter and had to. Or maybe it's a filming helicopter. And it always Would have a camera on it. I can't remember. But essentially somebody had to go.
Jorma Taccone
It had a rig built into the front of it, is my recollection.
Akiva Schaffer
No, no, for sure. But I don't know if you supply the camera that goes in that rig or not.
Jorma Taccone
Oh.
Andy Samberg
Oh, I believe we did.
Akiva Schaffer
But there was a moment when, as the director, we would have to disappear to go on it, but we couldn't because we all had to be on this boat and be free to shoot. So we had the same team of this guy, Jonathan Leah and Robert Smythe, who had done Jizz. And Jonathan Leah volunteered to go on the helicopter and be the helicopter guy and who had done Jizz, the video. Jizz and magazine.
Seth Meyers
I know, but it's just one. I mean, it makes me so happy that you said that. I knew exactly what you meant. And I'm like, what a body of work that you guys have that you can be like. And then, you know, you do Jizz. We did Jizz.
Jorma Taccone
Yeah. The number of times we've casually called it that. Planning the tour. So we'll go straight out of Dick in a Box into Jizz, and then we'll do. I think we should open with Jizz.
Andy Samberg
We're classy guys. Yeah.
Akiva Schaffer
So he was up in that helicopter, but it was an hour. It was basically like, at a certain point, he had to go get on that, and we had to get into open water and just be on this boat. Not. So I think we filmed the scene when we're underneath in the cabin of the boat with those big circle windows, like, while the boat is booking out into the ocean. Because you're not allowed to film in a helicopter in the bay. You can't bring a helicopter in there. So the boat had to go way further out to allow a helicopter, like, at some GPS coordinate to meet us in open water. So then we're. Now we're out in open water where it's way rockier and the boat is moving way more because we're not in a nice bay for filming. And we have to go climb out into a part of the boat you're not supposed to be standing on in dress shoes. And they put, like, rubber on our shoes so that we hopefully don't fall off into the water. And got the speakers hidden somewhere there so that they could blast it. He's on walkie, and all of a sudden we just see a helicopter come up and they're like, yep, it's us. And Yorm, I believe you're in the boat. Right. Looking at A monitor.
Andy Samberg
Yeah, it was like hiding as soon as the helicopter came.
Akiva Schaffer
Yeah, you're hiding in the boat with Nikru. That was on the boat with us with a walkie, talking to Jonathan in the helicopter, calling out when like, all right, three, two, one. I'm hitting playback. Because he can't hear the music either. And then the helicopter knows when to like come in on us.
Andy Samberg
Yes.
Akiva Schaffer
And it was the crazy. It's still the craziest shoot I've ever been on at that moment. Like crazy coolest.
Andy Samberg
Having a helicopter swirl around you is. It's so deafening and fucking. And it was getting close.
Akiva Schaffer
You see the wind on us. That's wind from the chopper. And it was getting so close to get the shots and we could barely hear the music because it's so loud. I've never had a helicopter get that close in any other. It was. And even T Pain was looking at us like, holy shit, what are we doing?
Andy Samberg
Oh, it was genuinely cool.
Jorma Taccone
It was definitely the moment we like reached another level of how big and crazy we were going, obviously. But we were not unaware of that fact. Like as it was happening we were like, how fucking far are we going to take these dumbass off? Like. Like we are fully shooting a crazy ass huge baller video for a record label right now off the coast of Miami with a helicopter and a yacht. It felt massive and insane. The only other setup we ever did that came close was roof of the MetLife building for just had sex.
Akiva Schaffer
Yes.
Andy Samberg
Yeah.
Jorma Taccone
But this was the first time we did it like this and it was. We couldn't believe it. Our minds were blown.
Seth Meyers
The other thing that's great about the fact there weren't drones yet, Keev is. There's two shots from the boat with the helicopter in the background.
Akiva Schaffer
Yes.
Andy Samberg
One of those is comped, I believe.
Akiva Schaffer
Ah, yeah, yeah, but it's real. But it's comped. It was even in the same shot the helicopter came. It just came at the wrong timing for it to look like a cool shot. That's not even like a VFX comp. That's just me in Final Cut Pro. It's like a split screen where I'm just grabbing the helicopter from like 20 seconds later and moving it to the time.
Andy Samberg
But I believe the other one is re.
Akiva Schaffer
Yeah, one is just untouched and one of them is lightly touched. But it's still the same thing. But yeah, I just changed the timing of it.
Jorma Taccone
When you did that shot though, Keev, I remember being in edit and it's the closest we've Ever been to, like, being, like, how Travis Scott's friends all are when he first plays them his songs?
Akiva Schaffer
Yeah. Being like, duh.
Jorma Taccone
Oh, fuck, it's fucking so dope.
Seth Meyers
It looks so huge.
Akiva Schaffer
Oh, my God.
Jorma Taccone
To run this, like, we were so amped. You slid the shot in half of the split screen.
Andy Samberg
I remember feeling like that when it played at Air, too. Of just, like. Even though. Because I did feel like it had sort of stunned the audience a little bit. And so there maybe wasn't the laughter necessarily, but it felt like it was like, oh, shit. I think that this is going to really hit in a different way. I mean, it was. It was. It's always crazy to see it play live, but that one in particular was like, oh, shit.
Akiva Schaffer
But if you want to jump to that night to what Seth was talking about and what you're talking about, I remember feeling disappointed. Go ahead.
Jorma Taccone
Do you want to talk about the footage situation?
Akiva Schaffer
I mean, we could talk about it for a second. I don't know how interesting it is, but yeah.
Jorma Taccone
So one of the crazy things along the journey of the video was the. I guess the dp.
Andy Samberg
Yeah. Or dp.
Jorma Taccone
Aaron made the choice.
Akiva Schaffer
Yeah. Who we used again? What did we use? Aaron Platt. It was Aaron Platt. And we used him again on something more recent. Oh, you know what he did when we did a reshoot on Pop Star, when we were getting additional stuff for videos, he shot, like the Emma Stone music video in Pop Star. Right.
Jorma Taccone
Nice guy. Fun dude.
Akiva Schaffer
Yes.
Jorma Taccone
And could really shoot. Keith specifically, I believe, had asked him to make it feel really frenetic and crazy.
Akiva Schaffer
Yes.
Jorma Taccone
And he was doing this trick while he was shooting footage where he was popping the lens in and out, which is great.
Andy Samberg
He was popping it off of the camera.
Jorma Taccone
Yes. So I just have this vivid memory, Keith, correct me if you feel this is different, of going in there the first day of looking at the footage. We shot it on and off week. And then top of the week of SNL, we started cutting at 30 Rock and going in and ke looking through the footage and being like, we can't make the video. It's all just flares. There's no footage. I don't have a take of the jokes of the lines. I can't see anyone's face when we're saying the lines. Like, super in a spiral.
Akiva Schaffer
Yeah.
Jorma Taccone
And I remember being, like, looking at it with you. Be like, okay, calm down. I'm sure it's fine. And then looking with you and being like, oh, there's not a lot of options here. And Keev, bless your heart. Grinded that fucking edit from Monday till Saturday.
Akiva Schaffer
It took a lot longer to edit.
Jorma Taccone
Than other things, Pulling tiny little moments from every single moment. When you see the finished product, you would never know it because it's so high energy and dope. And in the end, I'm actually glad it was shot that way because it gives it this freneticism that is fucking incredible.
Seth Meyers
Yeah. It's so different.
Akiva Schaffer
Yes. It just made it much more difficult.
Jorma Taccone
But it was like, if you are seeing a shot in that video, there is no second option of that shot that was usable.
Akiva Schaffer
That's what it really was. You're just seeing all the parts, and it worked. And we got lucky or whatever you want to call it, and he did a great job. But, yes, there were moments where it was like, there's a lot in here that the shot we planned is not the shot that's in. Because I'd go to the shot that was planned for whatever it is, like holding champagne, and I'd go, oh, all of them are out of focus. We can't do the shot of champagne. And then slowly, as we went through all of it, we would find the right. A different take that was rad at that moment.
Jorma Taccone
And there was a second part of it, too, which was there'd be tons of setups where all of a sudden you'd be like, oh, here we go. Here we go. It's clear. We can see. And then the boat would rock, and one of us would fall super hard.
Akiva Schaffer
And we definitely see the confidence, like, go out of our face a lot.
Jorma Taccone
Yes. Yes.
Akiva Schaffer
Where we. Where it wouldn't be necessarily a fall, like, something that would be funny to see, but it would be like we're trying to seem like we're the most confident guys on the boat, and you'd feel us like.
Jorma Taccone
All right, so then let's go to the. It airing at the show.
Seth Meyers
Yeah.
Andy Samberg
Are you good? Are you good, Keith?
Akiva Schaffer
By the way, I think I do have to. I'm gonna probably just bail in, like, five minutes and just be gone. But you guys keep going.
Seth Meyers
Okay. But let me say, Keith, if case we're gonna lose you, I mean, you know, we'll play it. I'm not gonna read it, but it's my favorite, you know, four.
Akiva Schaffer
Just.
Seth Meyers
It is you. It is total keef in the pocket, and it's just the best.
Akiva Schaffer
That guy's really proud of being a boat so much that he's proud that the engine makes noise.
Seth Meyers
Yeah.
Akiva Schaffer
And it was quite noisy down there. I don't know. Did we use a shot from down there? I don't think we ever did.
Andy Samberg
I don't think we did.
Akiva Schaffer
Do I say it on camera as another kind of.
Jorma Taccone
There's definitely a couple of little snippets of it from when you're down by the boat engine, but it just looks like. It just looks like pipes or something.
Akiva Schaffer
Yeah, we did go down there.
Seth Meyers
And again, this boat is real. Makes me laugh a lot. It's a really dumb thing to say. Do you remember asking me if I could get Kevin Garnett to say everything is possible for the video?
Jorma Taccone
No. Did we ask you that?
Seth Meyers
You asked me. You're like, do you know anybody at the Celtics? Can we send somebody? Because they were playing the Knicks that night.
Jorma Taccone
Yeah. Ah, yes, yes, yes.
Seth Meyers
And you guys realize, you're like, we would send somebody over and get them. And I did know somebody at the Celtics. I believe they're still at the Celtics and now have a way bigger job. But I won't name drop them. But I wrote them, and they very sweetly wrote back, and they're like, here's the thing about Kevin. Like, I don't want to talk to him before a game. Totally understand.
Jorma Taccone
Yes, yes.
Seth Meyers
Like, everything you know about Kevin Garnett and game day preparation. Yeah.
Jorma Taccone
We needed uncut gems. Kevin, like, done with his career.
Seth Meyers
Sandler realized, like, timing is important.
Jorma Taccone
Yeah. I'm gonna ask him after he retires, buddy.
Seth Meyers
Oh, yeah. You can't ask him when he's not retired.
Akiva Schaffer
I'm looking at the video. The boat engine make noise is a shot of me with your, like, touching your head or, you know, messing with you. So it totally works. But it is not what we intended.
Andy Samberg
I probably allowed it to go so frenetic so that you would have to use that genre.
Akiva Schaffer
Yeah.
Seth Meyers
All right. So it airs.
Jorma Taccone
It airs, changes the game.
Akiva Schaffer
I don't know what I expected from that audience because it is all the things you said loud and. And frenetic and, like, there aren't laugh spots. It's barely jokes. To yhorm's credit for saying. It's not. It's conceptual, a joke, the whole thing. As opposed to there aren't laugh moments. But I remember it getting applause at the end that I'm sure if we listen right now, we'll go. Those are strong applause. But in my warped ears at that moment, having worked so hard and having so much riding on it and feeling so strongly about it in the audience, I felt like. I don't know what I needed them to do. Stand up and give us a standing O at the end of it. I don't know what it would have made me happy, but I remember having that reaction and going, you know, like a mix of, like, disappointment. And the people at home are gonna know, like, excuses in my head. Like, this is a. This is an audience that just comes here and stays up all night to get tickets. Cause they just wanna see the laughs. They don't get what this is. This is for real people outside. Whatever. My excuses were in my head. But I remember not being like, we fuck. I was not feeling like high fiving after it aired.
Andy Samberg
Oh, see, I. I felt like it was that probably because I was just so jealous.
Akiva Schaffer
You might have had a clearer sense of, I don't know.
Andy Samberg
I, like, no, I genuinely felt like it was gonna pop to the home audience, so I sort of didn't care.
Seth Meyers
And it did, right? Like, it was immediately a hit.
Akiva Schaffer
Yeah, yeah. And I didn't. I was giving the extreme example of my thoughts. Like, I also was like, no, I know that's good. And I felt good about it.
Jorma Taccone
But I. Keev, it was twofold. Because I had the same reaction as you. Not exactly the same, but I remember being like, it played okay. And part of that was, you know, at this point, we had done a lot of them where it played crazy.
Akiva Schaffer
Yes.
Jorma Taccone
In the studio.
Seth Meyers
Right.
Jorma Taccone
Where we'd be like, that just smashed. And it feels insane for you when it happens and you've made something and you feel so happy. And so this one for such a long wind up of like having written it the summer before, people all being like, that one feels like it could be a hit. Then going to Miami, spending all the money from the label, pulling out the edit, and then being like, here we go. It's like the buildup at SNL is never that long. It's always like, I thought of this two days ago and now it's on the show. So the expectation of it was like. And also, like you said, this is the one that's hopefully gonna kick off the album because it's coming out so soon. And then the reaction couldn't help but feel a little bit like a letdown. And then I feel like also people at the show were like, hey, good job.
Akiva Schaffer
That was it. If you went on internal SNL politics of people being nice to us. Like, the REBA short is diamond, you know, like, like 10 times platinum. Like, it was after that aired. The way Lauren congratulated me, you'd think we had just made I'm on a Boat to how the world and the way everyone, like every other castmate or Higgins would be like, now that's good. And when this aired, people didn't kind of say shit or they went, hey, nice one tonight. As if it was any other, like, you know, small, like the third blizzard man or something.
Seth Meyers
We were all pretty mad how bad you guys had fucked over Yorm.
Akiva Schaffer
Yeah, yeah. Yorm had poisoned the well.
Andy Samberg
I thought it was more so stunned. To me, that's how I viewed it.
Jorma Taccone
Well, Seth, you're the only one that wasn't us. What was your vibe of yourself and other people when that one aired?
Seth Meyers
I don't remember. I will say it's interesting to not really remember Night of. Whereas, for example, I know exactly how I felt when I saw Jack Sparrow. Right. Like, that was fuck. And I think maybe even just even for like, comedy SNL people, like, we were probably waiting for. Because again, we never see these things until dress.
Jorma Taccone
You're waiting for bigger laughs.
Akiva Schaffer
Yeah.
Seth Meyers
Or just like, what's the turn? And then again you realize, like, oh, it's. I mean, again, it's so funny the second time when you know that these two dummies are just going to sing about this boat the whole time.
Jorma Taccone
Yes.
Seth Meyers
And part of it is that you guys had trained us to be ready for anything. And so then when, like, the thing we were ready for, it was like, oh, no, that's it.
Jorma Taccone
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Totally fair. I mean, I don't think any of us thought it was our funniest song. And I will also say, in a way we didn't even realize that it was more broad than we understood, which is a mistake we always make as viewers, where I'll see something and I'll be like, that was whatever. And then it explodes. Because normies are like, I understand it like this. You know what I mean?
Akiva Schaffer
Like, we were not go on boats. It was also for them. It wasn't just making fun of them. It was also for them.
Jorma Taccone
Like, did we think for the next 10 years people are gonna be like, we played that at Lake Havasu. We were just like, what?
Seth Meyers
That was confusing again. I film Lobby Baby in Minneapolis on a Friday night. On Saturday night, I was going to go see you guys do your concert at the Armory in Minneapolis on Saturday afternoon. Me and Shoemaker and Brooks Whelan went out on my friend's boat in Minnesota on Lake Minnetonka. We literally went by another boat full of people playing I'm on a boat. And, like, just unironically, our boat started Screaming it to their boat, just screaming the lyrics. And it was just like people on boats being so happy to be on a boat and finally have a song to express.
Akiva Schaffer
I mean, that's the best.
Jorma Taccone
That absolutely rules. Yeah. It's so fucking rad. It's so stupid and wonderful.
Andy Samberg
Yeah.
Seth Meyers
It's also like, weirdly, like that thing of, like. You know what? For too long, I've not been allowed to be this happy about publicly happy about how I feel about being on a boat.
Akiva Schaffer
Guys, I told my fellow podcasters that I have to. I had a very hard out here for my family.
Seth Meyers
Yeah.
Akiva Schaffer
Uh, so my apologies to the Kuwait army, but I'm bailing here. If there's more to talk about this next step, I'd happy to pick it on up.
Seth Meyers
Hey, family first.
Akiva Schaffer
Cave.
Seth Meyers
Family first.
Akiva Schaffer
I love you.
Jorma Taccone
Love you, buddy.
Seth Meyers
Love you.
Andy Samberg
Love you.
Akiva Schaffer
All right, bye.
Seth Meyers
First comment, because there were a few dislikes on the video and somebody wrote all the dislikes are from people on land.
Andy Samberg
Land lovers. Was it you your like? Myself.
Akiva Schaffer
Yeah.
Andy Samberg
It's all me, just under pseudonyms.
Seth Meyers
And then somebody I just like. I like a YouTube comments section how, you know, everything's written flatly. You know what I mean? Like, nobody's putting anything in it. And someone just wrote, my favorite part is when they were on the boat.
Jorma Taccone
Yeah, I like that.
Seth Meyers
I like that.
Andy Samberg
That's terrific.
Seth Meyers
I don't think we need to go any further. I think.
Jorma Taccone
Can I just say one last thing?
Seth Meyers
Yeah.
Jorma Taccone
Because I. You're. You're my dear friend and I can see that you're a little still maybe sore about not being on the song, but I do want to just point out.
Andy Samberg
Yeah.
Jorma Taccone
We have a history of this.
Andy Samberg
Yeah.
Jorma Taccone
And I never complained when in four iterations, I was referred to as Steve. The. Who invited Steve?
Andy Samberg
That dude's a. I don't know what you're talking about.
Jorma Taccone
And there I was, front and center for my close up.
Akiva Schaffer
Yep.
Jorma Taccone
Happy. Just happy to be included. You know what I mean?
Seth Meyers
Yeah.
Jorma Taccone
Just happy to be included, my man.
Andy Samberg
Yeah.
Jorma Taccone
So just be classy. You know what I'm saying?
Akiva Schaffer
Just keep it classy.
Seth Meyers
Keep it classy, or we're gonna continue.
Andy Samberg
To keep it classy.
Seth Meyers
Guys, guys, I just want to say the pod is back. The energy was great.
Jorma Taccone
Woo.
Seth Meyers
We got all four of us. And there's lots more.
Jorma Taccone
Honestly, there's lots more to talk about. About. I'm on a boat, but this was a ton.
Seth Meyers
And you know what? I think we're going to. We're gonna just chill until we get Keith back. And we love everybody.
Jorma Taccone
Yeah.
Seth Meyers
Love you guys.
Jorma Taccone
Love you.
Andy Samberg
Love you.
Jorma Taccone
You are my. I especially love you.
Andy Samberg
I.
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast: "I'm On a Boat" Episode Summary
Release Date: May 27, 2025
In the "I'm On a Boat" episode of The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast, hosts Seth Meyers and The Lonely Island trio—Andy Samberg, Akiva Schaffer, and Jorma Taccone—dive deep into the creation, impact, and legacy of one of their most iconic Saturday Night Live (SNL) Digital Shorts. This episode offers a comprehensive look at how "I'm On a Boat" not only entertained audiences but also paved the way for future digital comedy sketches.
The podcast kicks off with the hosts exchanging playful banter about their latest project, Pop Stars, now available on Netflix. Andy Samberg humorously remarks, "Let's all say it at the same time, guys. One, two, three. Pop Stars on Netflix right now." (00:04) The conversation lightens as Seth Meyers praises the film, highlighting its significance and anticipation for future podcast episodes centered around it.
Transitioning from current projects, the hosts shift gears to reminisce about their time at SNL, particularly focusing on the creation and reception of their groundbreaking digital shorts. Jorma Taccone mentions their multifaceted roles in Pop Star, noting, "Two out of three of us were directors and producers, too." (00:39) This segment underscores the collaborative spirit that fueled their innovative comedy-music fusion.
The heart of the episode centers on "I'm On a Boat," a parody rap song that became a cultural phenomenon. Akiva Schaffer recounts the spontaneous nature of its creation: "We were playing that beat and I just started yelling, 'I'm on a boat.' And I remember Keev started laughing and we were like, I guess that's the premise." (31:00) This off-the-cuff moment led to the development of what would become one of their most beloved shorts.
Filming the music video was no small feat. The hosts discuss the logistical hurdles they faced, including a last-minute change that condensed a planned two-day shoot into a single, intensive day. Akiva shares, "We had to collapse a two-day shoot into a single day shoot. It became a 16-hour day." (46:20) The intensity of the shoot is palpable as they describe managing complex shots, including helicopter footage and high-energy scenes on a real boat.
A significant highlight is their collaboration with T-Pain, whose distinctive vocals added authenticity to the parody. Jorma reminisces about securing T-Pain for the project: "We reached out to T-Pain and he said yes in the summer. Although coordinating schedules was a challenge, his involvement elevated the song." (39:33) Their ongoing friendship and mutual respect with T-Pain are evident, with Akiva noting memorable live performances together, such as at Summerfest in Milwaukee.
The music video for "I'm On a Boat" is dissected in detail. The hosts explain the deliberate choice to blend high-energy visuals with repetitive lyrics, creating a humorous juxtaposition. Akiva explains, "The song was done quickly without overthinking. We just went straight at it and did the simplest version." (33:00) They also discuss specific scenes, like holding hamburgers as "diamonds," which added a layer of absurdity that resonated with audiences.
Upon airing on SNL, "I'm On a Boat" received mixed initial reactions, with some hosts expressing personal doubts. Jorma shares his concern: "I felt like we couldn't fully convey how funny it was to the live audience. It felt like a mix of disappointment and hope." (43:28) However, the short quickly gained popularity online, becoming a viral hit. Andy reflects on its success outside the traditional SNL audience: "See, I felt like it was gonna pop to the home audience, so I sort of didn't care." (63:58) The hosts celebrate its enduring legacy, noting how it became a staple at real-life parties and events.
The episode delves into the broader impact of "I'm On a Boat" on both digital comedy and music parody. The hosts discuss how the short influenced future SNL Digital Shorts and inspired other comedians to explore multimedia formats. Seth Meyers emphasizes its role in bridging traditional sketch comedy with the burgeoning online video platforms of the time, essentially helping to "launch YouTube" as a venue for comedic content.
As the episode winds down, the hosts reflect on their journey, expressing gratitude for their collaborative efforts and the support from fans, affectionately referred to as the "Quaid Army." Jorma concludes with heartfelt appreciation: "I'm happy to be included, my man." (75:38) The conversation ends on a high note, celebrating the success of "I'm On a Boat" and looking forward to future projects that continue to push the boundaries of comedy and music.
Andy Samberg: "Let's all say it at the same time, guys. One, two, three. Pop Stars on Netflix right now." (00:04)
Jorma Taccone: "Two out of three of us were directors and producers, too." (00:39)
Akiva Schaffer: "We were playing that beat and I just started yelling, 'I'm on a boat.' And I remember Keev started laughing and we were like, I guess that's the premise." (31:00)
Jorma Taccone: "I felt like we couldn't fully convey how funny it was to the live audience. It felt like a mix of disappointment and hope." (43:28)
Andy Samberg: "See, I felt like it was gonna pop to the home audience, so I sort of didn't care." (63:58)
Seth Meyers: "I'm on a boat. How's your skeleton? 12:10"
(Note: This line refers to a joke from their SNL shorts and is used to illustrate the humor style discussed.)
The "I'm On a Boat" episode of The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast offers an in-depth exploration of one of SNL's most memorable Digital Shorts. Through candid discussions, behind-the-scenes anecdotes, and humorous exchanges, the hosts provide listeners with a rich understanding of the song's creation, challenges, and lasting influence on comedy and digital media.