0064. Che Durena and Anthony Zenhauser

Summary

Zac Amico’s Morning Zoo – Episode 64

Guests: Che Durena & Anthony Zenhauser
Date: November 23, 2025
Podcast Network: GaS Digital Network

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Overview

This episode of Zac Amico’s Morning Zoo is classic “unhinged drive-time”: Zac, Che, and Anthony tackle the latest update in a viral Doordash/sexual assault story, swap wild tales from Skankfest and food adventures, explore cultural quirks, digress into comedic racist accent impressions, and debate the nuances of strip club cuisine. True to the “morning zoo” format, the energy is relentless, the stories chaotic, and the banter dark but hilarious.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Skankfest Wrap-Up & Food Stories (02:25–06:59)

• The hosts swap stories about eating their way through the festival and New Orleans cuisine.
  • Che: “Over the three days, I ate like 15,000 calories or something.” (03:09)
  • Zac: “I wanted more red beans and rice. I wanted country fried steak...and something else...” (04:09)
  • Zac tells about a disastrous “Uber Eats” incident involving his driver getting hit by a car, food landing in the street, and general delivery chaos (05:00).
• Che’s favorite dish: “Oyster BLT” (deep-fried breaded oysters and pork belly) at Gris Gris.
  • “That was one of the best things I ate out there.” (06:22)

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2. Viral DoorDash Sexual Assault Story Update (06:59–13:20)

• Updates on a previously discussed social media scandal:
  • A female DoorDash driver filmed a man asleep, pants down, claiming sexual assault, went viral, and was then fired by DoorDash.
  • The twist: Ring camera footage showed she opened the man’s door and filmed him sleeping, resulting in her facing felony charges for unlawful surveillance and dissemination (08:42–09:18).
  • Anthony: “I think they set that up together... now they're both fuckin’ each other over.” (10:02)
  • Che: On the escalation and surveillance state: “It’s terrifying, but also fun. For when it doesn't involve you.” (09:56)

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3. Fetish Comedy & Real-Life Stories (11:03–12:33)

• Zac shares his own delivery person fetish story:
  • “I would offer to buy dinner and then pay [my dominatrix friend] to answer the door naked, so I could watch the delivery guy see her... it entertained me.” (11:38)
  • “I’ll be honest, it’s a turn on. It was kind of hot.” (11:48)

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4. Social Media, Victim Complexes & Diagnosis (13:20–20:06)

• The group analyzes the DoorDash woman’s social media meltdown videos:
  • Che: “The eyes, when you can see the white on the top and the bottom. Tiny pupil... it's Joker.” (18:16)
  • Diagnosing: Reading the definition of histrionic personality disorder (20:11), discussing how “attention-seeking” describes many comics, and the perils of constant social media performance.
  • “Every comedian ever.” (20:41, Shannon)

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5. Real Sexual Harassment Clip: Sri Lanka Incident (26:59–29:39)

• Zac pivots to a viral video of an actual sexual harassment case—woman followed and harassed by a Sri Lankan local.
  • Anthony, wryly: “Maybe if you put your dick in it, it'll work.” (27:53)
  • Commentary on dangers for women traveling solo, especially as visible foreigners, and culture shock in less developed countries.
  • Zac: “It's like being a black guy in China—people are going to be like, holy shit!” (29:39)

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6. Racist Accent Impressions & Language Lessons (32:00–38:15)

• The crew riffs on doing Asian (Vietnamese, Chinese, Japanese) accents, both intentionally “bad” and with comedic self-awareness.
  • Zac: “So to do a Chinese accent... the first thing to do is make buck teeth.” (34:41)
  • Watching a Vietnamese-Australian woman teach “how to speak with an accent”—blurring the line between offensive and affectionate parody. (36:02–37:57)

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7. Strip Club Receives Michelin Star (44:57–49:15)

• The panel reacts to news that The Men's Club in Charlotte, NC, becomes the first strip club awarded a Michelin star for its food.
  • Che: “Dude, you gotta go make a reservation!” (45:35)
  • They speculate about the clientele, menu (lemon pepper wings are a must), and the likelihood of high-end or “trashy” dancers.
  • Zac: “I've gone to strip clubs where the girls look like the Michelin man.” (45:50)
  • Digression: Relative rarity of Asian and Indian strippers, and the intersection between sex work, culture, and immigration.

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8. Racism, Ethnic Culture, and Family/Food Traditions (51:04–66:29)

• The discussion turns to ethnic representation in sex work, the “churn and burn” approach to Asian massage parlors, and the hidden world of immigrant labor in nail salons and restaurants.
  • “If you’re broke and speak Mandarin, just go to Chinatown—they’ll just give you a job.” (50:06, Che)
• Che shares the story of Nicole Doshi, a porn star who started in rub-and-tug parlors and now represents the “American dream” (55:32).
• The trio compares funeral traditions across black, white, and Irish cultures, debating which is more fun, eventful, or simply depressing (57:00–60:21).
  • Che: “You can’t say the blacks have boring funerals...” (57:16)
  • Zac: “The Irish garbage. The Irish are garbage that I have rescued this woman from. And I thought Italian was subhuman.” (59:14)
• Food talk: Italian vs. white trash family meals during the holidays.
  • Che describes his family’s Haitian Christmas Eve at midnight and the “goodies” culture of family gatherings (62:52–64:49).

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “That was one of the best things I ate out there.” – Che, on oyster/pork belly dish (06:22)
• “Now she is facing two felony charges... she faces up to eight years in prison.” – Zac, on the DoorDash driver’s fate (09:18)
• “I don’t party crazy anymore. I had one big night, but most of it was ordering food. I ate like a fucking pig.” – Che (02:54)
• “I think they set that up together... now they're both fuckin’ each other over.” – Anthony (10:02)
• “Surveillance state. It’s terrifying, but also fun. For when it doesn’t involve you.” – Che (09:56)
• “I've gone to strip clubs where the girls look like the Michelin man.” – Zac (45:50)
• “If you’re a Gas Digital listener, send us your most racist Vietnamese accent right now.” – Che (32:00)
• “She rub and tugged her way out of the poor Chinese. Kind of the American dream.” – Che & Zac (55:54)
• “You can’t say the blacks have boring funerals... they’re eventful funerals.” – Che (57:16)
• “My wife’s family does a good spread... they fuck up holiday meals.” – Zac (62:49)

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Important Timestamps

• 02:25 – Che’s post-Skankfest food binge
• 05:00 – Zac’s Uber Eats/bad delivery story
• 06:59 – Beignet & Gris Gris: food talk
• 07:17 – Doordash “sexual assault” update begins
• 08:56 – Reveal: Door was closed, driver opened it
• 10:02–12:33 – Fetish confession and reflection on voyeur culture
• 13:20–21:25 – Psychoanalysis of the DoorDash TikToker
• 26:59–29:39 – Real sexual harassment in Sri Lanka
• 32:00–38:15 – Racist accent riffs, Vietnamese impression tutorial
• 44:57–49:15 – Michelin Star Strip Club & speculation
• 51:04–53:57 – Rarity of Asian/Indian strippers; “churn and burn” sex work model
• 55:32 – Nicole Doshi: Rub-and-tug to porn stardom
• 57:00–60:21 – Funeral traditions across cultures
• 62:52–66:29 – Family meals and holiday traditions comparisons

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Tone, Style, & Takeaways

The episode is fast, crude, irreverent—and hilarious. Zac stirs the chaos, Che is both dry and game, and Anthony delivers wild punchlines. They mix mocking, genuine cultural critique, and lived experience with a willingness to take potshots at themselves and their backgrounds. Racism is a running meta-joke, both skewered and lampooned.

If you didn’t listen:
You’d walk away with the sense that the “morning zoo” format, laced with edgy comedy, is alive and well. The conversation bounces from real news and viral culture to the deeply personal and darkly funny, all with a heavy dose of self-awareness and camaraderie.

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Episode Highlights

• Food disasters, overindulgence, and festival chaos.
• Ring-cam justice and the dangers of viral “gotcha” moments.
• Raw confessions about sexual fetishes and the blurred lines of real/performative behavior.
• Comedy’s overlap with mental health diagnoses (“histrionic disorder”).
• Accent impressions that push (and deconstruct) racist stereotypes.
• Strip club cuisine—serious foodie talk for a not-at-all-serious topic.
• Nuanced takes on ethnic visibility in sex work and family tradition.
• Funeral and food culture as a lens on community and identity.

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(All timestamps in MM:SS format for reference when revisiting the episode.)

Transcript

[Zach Amico]

Oh, hey, welcome to gift wrapping.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Whoa.

[Che Durena]

So is Saldana.

[DoorDash Driver / Woman in story]

Hey, can you wrap these please?

[Che Durena]

Wow, iPhone 17s.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

You splurged.

[DoorDash Driver / Woman in story]

At T Mobile. You can get four iPhone 17s on them. The new center stage front camera is amazing for group selfies. It's the perfect gift for everyone.

[Che Durena]

I'm the worst. I only got my mom a robe.

[DoorDash Driver / Woman in story]

Well, it's better than socks.

[Zach Amico]

So I have to trade in my old phone, right?

[DoorDash Driver / Woman in story]

No, AT T Mobile. There's no trade ins needed when you switch. Keep your old phone or give it as a gift.

[Che Durena]

Incredible.

[DoorDash Driver / Woman in story]

In fact, wrap up my old phone too for my aunt Rosa. Forget that. Aunt Liz will be jealous.

[Che Durena]

Sounds like my family drama.

[DoorDash Driver / Woman in story]

Oh, I got it. I'll give it to my abuela. I'll take reindeer paper with.

[Zach Amico]

Hey, where are you going?

[Che Durena]

To T Mobile.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

The holidays are better.

[Che Durena]

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[Zach Amico]

Plus four lines for just 25 bucks a line. And now T Mobile is available in.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

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[Che Durena]

Credits and 4 eligible board ins on.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

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[Che Durena]

Bought a paypal with taxes, fees and $35 device connection charge credits and imbalance.

[Zach Amico]

Due if you pay off early or.

[Che Durena]

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[Zach Amico]

Visit t mobile.com Fill her up. You're listening to the Gas Digital Network. Wake up, it's time to go. Zach and Biko's got a show. Animals are here to play Jokes and guests you start your day till the sandman knows more sleep Eat some eggs and cook some beef Laughter's waiting, don't be shy stretch your legs and to the sky Grab a coffee and join the crew It's Zach Amico morning too. Wake up, wake up, wake up I'm still alive. That's right. We made it through another skank fest and I hobbled my ass out the door yesterday and got back here to New York City. And we are live. That's right, live. Live. Live from the Gas Digital Studios, it's me, your other boy, the international superstar himself, Zach Amico. And welcome to the morning zoo. Across the table from me, two fucking heavy hitters. Two of my favorite people to have on the show. From two goons, it is my good buddy, Che Durena.

[Che Durena]

Hey, how's it going?

[Zach Amico]

How you doing, brother?

[Che Durena]

I'm doing pretty good, man. Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Recovering.

[Che Durena]

Oh yeah, I feel fully recovered now. My move is a fast. You know, I ate like a. I'm not a big Drug.

[Zach Amico]

Mine is a slow.

[Che Durena]

A slow. Yeah, you get out of there slow as fuck. And I snail fats.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Yeah.

[Che Durena]

Fats.

[Zach Amico]

Yes.

[Che Durena]

Yeah. Add calories on the calories.

[Zach Amico]

Give us, give us your. Your. Your recovery.

[Che Durena]

You just don't eat. Like, I just don't eat. Drink a bunch of water and get a good night's sleep and then I'm kind of back.

[Zach Amico]

Not bad.

[Che Durena]

I. I don't party crazy anymore. I had one big night while I was at skank festival, but most of it was just ordering food. I ate like a fucking pig. I went to a bunch of different restaurants. I ate like, I probably over the three days, ate like 15,000 calories or something.

[Zach Amico]

Good for you. Yeah, good for you.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

I do that every day.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Che Durena]

Okay.

[Zach Amico]

I mean, that was the place to do it. The food everywhere I got food from.

[Che Durena]

Was fucking so good. So good.

[Zach Amico]

And next to him, from the Uncle Rico show on the Shuley Network, my good friend for many, many years, Anthony Zenhauser. How you doing, buddy?

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Buddy. So many years. It's nice to see you. You. You had a good time. And I figured they're going to always like, there's a piano sized coffin coming one day.

[Zach Amico]

One day I ship you home.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

It's going to be such a hassle and a burden.

[Zach Amico]

It's going to be a real. It's going to be a real night. They're going to have to deboard the plane to figure out the weight ratio. I'm going to be such a pain in the ass for some poor shipping guys. I want to tell. Dude. So I ordered food the Monday and I go, you know, this is my day. I'm gonna get a couple. I'm trying the shit I wanted to try.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

That I didn't get to because I had red beans and rice and a bunch of shit.

[Che Durena]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Gumbo. What I really, I wanted some more red beans and rice. I wanted country fried steak.

[Che Durena]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And I wanted. What the fuck else did I get? Something I had a bunch of shit I wanted.

[Che Durena]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And I find this place, Daisy's Diner, right by the hotel.

[Che Durena]

Nice.

[Zach Amico]

I ordered and I'm sitting in the lobby and you ever see your Uber driver and just know something's going to be wrong?

[Che Durena]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You look through the windshield and you can see. I'm like, you look like shit.

[Zach Amico]

Well, bike.

[Che Durena]

Oh, bike. Oh. Oh, you mean like the Uber delivery?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The delivery guy. Uber eats guy. Tall guy, thugged out.

[Che Durena]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Long dreads.

[Che Durena]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Pants to, you know, barely covering his fucking dick.

[Che Durena]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

He just walks into the hotel lobby. Hot.

[Che Durena]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And he goes, yo, man, I just got hit by a car. I was on my motherfucking bike, and this motherfucker run me. He fucking back right into me. So you fools, you in the street.

[Che Durena]

Oh, he said, your food's in the street.

[Zach Amico]

He's holding a bag.

[Che Durena]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

He goes, mostly. He was having foods in the street. He goes, this is what didn't hit the ground.

[Che Durena]

I mean, at least he was kind enough to bring you the scraps. Yeah. That I.

[Zach Amico]

So he brought me, smushed everything. I called the restaurant, and I just get, yeah, you gonna have to call Uber. We ain't making that again. And I go, listen, you're three doors down from me.

[Che Durena]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

You know, it was like 0.2 miles. I was like, I'm pretty sure you could probably look out your door.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And see my food in the.

[Che Durena]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

In the street. Can I have. And they went, nah. So I just Uber refunded me.

[Che Durena]

Okay.

[Zach Amico]

Some of it.

[Che Durena]

Yeah, dude.

[Zach Amico]

But damn, it was good. And I will say beignet, very good. It's just a zeppeli.

[Che Durena]

Okay. Yeah, Beignet. The beignet is overrated.

[Zach Amico]

It's a zeppelin.

[Che Durena]

No, they're good.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, but it's just fried shit with sugar.

[Che Durena]

Yeah, yeah. It's fried bread. It's a donut.

[Zach Amico]

Oh. The other thing I got was fried fried oysters.

[Che Durena]

Oh, the fried oysters rip, dog.

[Zach Amico]

I should have got shrimp.

[Che Durena]

Okay.

[Zach Amico]

They were a little beachy for me. The aftertaste. They're good. Crunch. Yeah, yeah, they were a little beachy.

[Che Durena]

The most decadent thing I ate, I went to this place called Gris Gris, and I got this thing called a oyster blt. Okay, what it was. There's no bread. Well, there was breading. It was deep fried breaded oysters put in between pieces of pork belly. And it was just laid. It was like, fried. Deep fried oyster pork belly. Deep fried oyster pork belly. And that was one of the best things I ate out there. That rip.

[Zach Amico]

Dude, I bet that's. Oh, that makes me want to use slurs when you taste it, like, you just let a few out. That sounds y', all, dude. Cuz, cheat your own is one of my favorite things. I would love that.

[Che Durena]

Yeah. Yeah, it was great.

[Zach Amico]

So we're back. We're here on the show. We have an update to a story that we've been talking about. So I'm gonna try and catch you guys up. This is a lady doordash driver who had made a series of videos claiming she was sexually assaulted.

[Che Durena]

Oh, this guy with this dick out. Right. He was like sleeping with his dick out, so.

[Zach Amico]

Yes. Yeah. Okay, so basically the cut to the chase, what happened? Girl says she's a doordash driver. She was supposed to leave the door food on the doorstep. The guy is. The door is wide open. The guy is asleep with his pants down, dick out.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Okay.

[Zach Amico]

She makes a video of it and doordash fires her. And now she makes a bunch of wild eyed screaming videos about how she was fired. She can't get her money, and she keeps saying that she's sexually. That. That was sexual assault.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Right.

[Zach Amico]

Which I think, and Shannon brought up a great point, is kind of an insult to women who've actually been sexually assaulted. Sure.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

She usually have to wait till they're asleep.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. And so then I guess Uber said that she got fired for filming the guy's address and inside his house and putting it on TikTok.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Yeah, yeah, that's totally.

[Zach Amico]

Anyway, it's been back and forth people saying doordash fucked this up and, you know, to give her a job back and this guy should be arrested, yada, yada, yada. Well, we have new information.

[Che Durena]

Okay, okay, okay.

[Zach Amico]

Got an update because I would appear he had a ring camera.

[Che Durena]

Okay.

[Zach Amico]

And from what I've read and Shannon, tell me if I'm wrong. This bitch opened the door. Oh, oh, oh. Sharon, Is that what I'm getting the. Am I getting this correct?

[Shannon]

That's correct. Yes.

[Che Durena]

She opened the door.

[Zach Amico]

So he was asleep naked in his house, door closed. Door closed.

[Che Durena]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

She opened it up, filmed him.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And charged him with a. Tried to charge him with sexual assault.

[Che Durena]

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

[Zach Amico]

How the tables have turned. Shannon. Give it to us, baby.

[Shannon]

So now she is facing two felony charges, One count of unlawful surveillance in the second degree and one count of dissemination of an unlawful surveillance image in the first degree. She faces up to eight years in prison.

[Che Durena]

Yo, this is crazy. I turn over this story because that was the whole thing. Everyone was like, oh, this guy's a creep. Da, da, da, da, da. You gotta get the full picture, dude. That we gotta get the. Because there's. Everyone wants to fucking film a thing and then post a thing and no, it's. Everyone freaks out. But now it's like, dude, but now.

[Zach Amico]

We'Re in this society where if there's a video or something.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

There's a good chance there's another video of what happened on that end.

[Che Durena]

Surveillance state. It's terrifying, but also fun. Dude. It's fun. For when it doesn't involve you.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

You know, I think there's a third side to that story and I'm going to be totally honest. I think they set that up together. Like he was like, listen, I'll give. Listen, I know this is just Panera, but I'm going to give you a really good tip. If you just happen to open the door at my house and I'm laying there with my cock out, that would really fudgeing turn me on. That'd be really great. And they're both fudgeing each other now. They're both like fucking trying to fuck each other over.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, you think that. Oh, you think it is a tangled web of this.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

I'm totally black pilled on this now. Like, I really think there's some, some serious medication.

[Che Durena]

What is black pill? The.

[Zach Amico]

I don't understand. I don't know what that means either.

[Che Durena]

I know. Red pill. I don't know. Black.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Black pill is like, you know, you, you don't drink any of the Kool Aid. You're like, you're just.

[Zach Amico]

That's the opposite of a black pill. Usually have to take a black pill because you've had way too much cooling. Yeah.

[Che Durena]

So. Okay, so it's like you don't believe any. Anything. Anything someone tries to.

[Zach Amico]

I have brought up that there is a porn category of being caught by like maids.

[Che Durena]

Oh yeah, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Or delivery people.

[Che Durena]

Yes.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Called Black Phil.

[Zach Amico]

And I have, I guess participated in that fetish. Not by being caught myself. Yes. I had a friend, A dominatrix.

[Che Durena]

Yes.

[Zach Amico]

Who I would offer to buy dinner and then pay her to answer. I would order dinner and pay her to answer the door naked.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Wow.

[Che Durena]

Like from the delivery person.

[Zach Amico]

And so I could watch the delivery guy see her. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cause it entertained me.

[Che Durena]

Okay.

[Zach Amico]

And I'll be honest, it's a turn on. It was kind of hot.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

It's a hot.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, it was kind of hot because I would watch because then I knew this guy's whole day. Yeah. Was different.

[Che Durena]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

That he went back to the restaurant.

[Che Durena]

It's like he'll never.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Like. And she was. She was tiny.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

It's like those commercials where you do something kind for somebody and then that guy does something kind for you.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

It's like a chain reaction. Like that. That guy made so many other people happy that day. So much. So many lives better because of you.

[Zach Amico]

And. Well, it was not a. It was. Trust me, I did not mean it as a selfless act, but it was, it was, it was hooking the guy up. Yeah.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Yeah, for sure.

[Zach Amico]

But it was for me.

[Che Durena]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And also for the food. So I get it.

[Che Durena]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

I get the. I get the caught thing. I get the. Ooh, this very taboo thing.

[Che Durena]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And my thought was, is this guy do. Is this. Does he order the food, pretend to be asleep, and then like, fucking whack his bag when the girl screams or whatever?

[Che Durena]

Totally. I think that there's. We need now more data on the delivery because now that the plot thickens, I want all the details. Because before it was just like, oh, doors open. It was kind of like, was it creepy? Was it not? There's a chance he passed out maybe. No, but now I want. Delivery time was. It was dark out. But was this 8pm dark? Was this 4am dark? Those are two. Getting home drunk, close your door, take your pants off, beat your dick, pass out at 2 o', clock, 3 o' clock in the morning. Totally, totally reasonable outcome.

[Zach Amico]

Yes.

[Che Durena]

But if it's an 8pm thing, very, very different. Also, it. Did he put any details in the phone? Like, oh, the door will be. Or leave the food inside? Yeah, but was that in that. Because you can leave details.

[Zach Amico]

I feel like you can't tell them to come inside.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

No, you. And if you're an Uber driver, you. You wouldn't do that.

[Che Durena]

You wouldn't do it.

[Zach Amico]

No, you. You don't go inside.

[Che Durena]

You don't go inside.

[Zach Amico]

You shouldn't.

[Che Durena]

But you can leave those details in the app. Opening the door is crazy. Opening the door.

[Zach Amico]

Do we have the video?

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Shannon, I'm telling you, she was in on it. There's. There's always circumstances where Uber drivers will. Will try to get laid from the Uber. See the picture and they see it's like a hot chick or something. Yeah.

[Che Durena]

Yeah.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

They can be as nasty as they want to be and of course, get rejected.

[Che Durena]

But.

[Zach Amico]

Wait, go back. I want to see what the food was.

[Che Durena]

It looks like Burger King. Yeah. Is that Burger King?

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Wendy's. Wendy's.

[Zach Amico]

I'm thinking Wendy's.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Yeah. Yeah. So he's classy.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Che Durena]

Late night Wendy's delivery. This makes it. This adds to it being really late.

[Zach Amico]

I love the American flag. Like, it's a Matt and Shane episode.

[Che Durena]

Hey, guys.

[DoorDash Driver / Woman in story]

So doordash just deactivated me two days after I reported my sexual assault.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, she's got.

[DoorDash Driver / Woman in story]

I just lost my job.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Pause.

[Che Durena]

And that's crazy eyes. This girl looks crazy.

[Zach Amico]

As per Mr. J. Gomez.

[Che Durena]

Yes.

[Zach Amico]

There is nothing that screams crazy. Yeah, like dark hair, light eyes.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

I'm not dark.

[Che Durena]

Yeah.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

I'm not seeing a septum piercing, but that would have.

[Zach Amico]

But yeah, just from this screenshot, I could tell you this chick is bonkers.

[Che Durena]

Look at how tiny those pupils are. Dude. It's like the Joker dog.

[Zach Amico]

That is a girl that is in your apartment naked in socks.

[Che Durena]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Holding shoes, screaming at you.

[Che Durena]

Yes. Yes, dude. Yes, dude. Yeah, No, I. This.

[Zach Amico]

That is a fuck your life up lady.

[Che Durena]

Yeah. Look. And she's got leopard print stuff. Absolutely bonkers. Classless lady. Dude.

[Shannon]

Dude.

[Che Durena]

Wow. How the tables have turned on this woman.

[Zach Amico]

This woman. You got it. So this is before people knew she opened the door.

[Che Durena]

Yes, of course. Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Just take a look at how bonkers.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

This looks like she signs her name with a key. And your car door.

[DoorDash Driver / Woman in story]

I, I. They're supposed to send an email immediately after deactivation, providing you the reason why and a link to appeal. And they didn't. So I contacted support and they made me sit on the phone with them for 50 minutes.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Uber Eats tell me that they can't.

[DoorDash Driver / Woman in story]

Tell me the reason why and I have to just go ahead and appeal without no knowing why. So my chances of getting my account back. They have my money in that account. I was working. I was literally working. And they deactivated me. This is not. This is related.

[Zach Amico]

Pause.

[DoorDash Driver / Woman in story]

They just.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, my God. What a scary.

[Shannon]

What a.

[Zach Amico]

What a terrible screenshot. Yeah. Okay. Thing number one. Imagine being her neighbor.

[Che Durena]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Because this is not the first time she has done screaming TikToks.

[Che Durena]

No, no. This is her brand.

[Zach Amico]

Has she blinked?

[Che Durena]

No.

[Zach Amico]

True.

[Che Durena]

I don't know if she's blinked.

[Zach Amico]

Shady, go back to the beginning of this rant.

[Che Durena]

Yeah.

[Shannon]

I was actually watching for the blinks. There was one, but they were for emphasis. It was like three blinks in a row, but that was it.

[Che Durena]

Okay, I'll go back. And only performative blinking lizard person.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Yeah. She's under a hot lamp right now.

[DoorDash Driver / Woman in story]

Link to a piece of appeal. And they didn't.

[Shannon]

Right there.

[DoorDash Driver / Woman in story]

They contacted support and they made me sit on the phone with them for 50 minutes just to tell me that they can't tell me the reason why. And I have to just go ahead and appeal without knowing why. So my chances of getting my account back. They have my money in that account. I was working.

[Shannon]

It was three.

[Zach Amico]

Working.

[DoorDash Driver / Woman in story]

And they deactivated me. This is not. This is related. They just punished me for posting about my sexual assault while doordashing. They just fired me and the police are doing nothing. I lost my job.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

All right. It's two o'.

[Zach Amico]

Clock.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Yeah.

[DoorDash Driver / Woman in story]

Customer. While I Was doing my job as a doordash driver at work. Excuse me, if you've already seen this, this is my third time posting this because today.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Tik Tok.

[Zach Amico]

Get a job.

[Che Durena]

Get a job. You're a hot lady.

[Zach Amico]

It's.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Yeah, well, can you be too toxic for only fans? Is that a thing?

[Che Durena]

No, no, no, no, no. Not at all. Yeah, she. She would do pretty well after this whole like.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, she's just gotta do caught videos.

[Che Durena]

Yeah, exactly. Like getting caught, that kind of thing. Dude. Well, now she's got nothing out of it.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Yeah. Is a liar. Yeah. I don't know what she's lying about in her life, but you. Everybody can't.

[Che Durena]

You just. You just know every angle. She's a victim. She's a victim from Doordash. A victim from this guy. Now she's like. TikTok is silencing me every. The world's out to get her. This girl's got some type of psychosis or something, dude. She's like that. The eyes, when you can see the white on the top and the bottom. Tiny pupil. Dude, I'm telling you, it's joker. That's a joker.

[Zach Amico]

Look, so I read a thing today and Shannon, if you could find it, it's the two bitches from wicked. Yeah. And a helicopter goes over their interview.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And the way they react to being slightly interrupted by a helicopter is the fragility of these two. You gotta. You got. Then I'm gonna bring something out. Somebody posted a link to what would explain. First of all, look at these two fucking psychos.

[Che Durena]

Gray.

[Zach Amico]

These two grays that just landed. Yeah. What the lack of humanity.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Lack of. Of flesh.

[Che Durena]

Lack of flesh. True. Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

But watch the way they react to this helicopter.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Me.

[Che Durena]

Not the time helicopter.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Hey, transport that dying kid somewhere else.

[Che Durena]

Yeah. She's waving at. Like they know that they exist. Like they're like. Oh fuck, they're doing the WICKED interview down there.

[Zach Amico]

Guys, the way this lady so has to cover because she was interrupted.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

So somebody posted a link and I think I want to say these could be. This is what relates these to me.

[Che Durena]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Shannon, could you look up histrionic personality disorder.

[Che Durena]

Hist. Whoa. We're going deep into the psychosis of this. These people. I like it. I like it.

[Zach Amico]

And when I read that, this is what I thought of. Go ahead, Chad, and you can read it to us.

[Shannon]

It is a mental health condition characterized by a pattern of excessive emotion emotionality and attention. Attention seeking behavior, often beginning in the late teens or early twenties. Key symptoms include discomfort when not the center of attention. Inappropriately seductive or provocative behavior. Rapidly shifting emotions. Usual. Using physical appearance to attract attention and interpreting relationships as more intimate than they are.

[Che Durena]

Oh, this is just like classic crazy chicks.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

So like everybody is everybody at Skank Fest.

[Shannon]

Every comedian ever.

[Che Durena]

Every comedian ever.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, 100% every comedian.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Jesus Christ.

[Che Durena]

This is every like horny chick that's like every.

[Zach Amico]

How many women in your life did you just think of?

[Che Durena]

No, dude, it's just like a laundry list of chicks.

[Zach Amico]

Every single one of us. When we read that went. The database was just.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Yeah.

[Che Durena]

Compiling like, oh, chicks you like are like trying to be horny.

[Zach Amico]

And by the way, it's not a woman only thing. No, Shannon's completely right. That many comedians also.

[Che Durena]

Yes.

[Zach Amico]

Have this issue when not the center of attention.

[Che Durena]

Yeah, this is kind of like what they call it now. The performative male. This is the performative male that's like a breakdown of like, I need to. I can't sit in the background ever. And so on. Now I have a labubu on my head.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

It's also known as Josh Adam Myers disease.

[Che Durena]

I like his dog.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

He's got a great hand.

[Che Durena]

I love the dog, dude. Joshua is great. He's a really nice dude. He came up to me and he was like, I love what you're doing. I love what you're doing.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Hey, man.

[Che Durena]

Yeah. And he was just. It was so kind and so friendly.

[Zach Amico]

He is a very kind person.

[Che Durena]

He's a very nice guy.

[Zach Amico]

Shannon, do we have any. Let's watch a little more of her because I want to. I want to see Zen react in real time to this nutcase.

[DoorDash Driver / Woman in story]

So if I get one more strike, you guys, I'm just.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, how bad do you want to give her a strike?

[DoorDash Driver / Woman in story]

This as chill as possible to avoid getting this video striked. So on October 12, 2025, the DoorDash customer requested that their order be left.

[Zach Amico]

At different those things on her wall. Supposedly there's the key thing.

[DoorDash Driver / Woman in story]

Their front door was wide open.

[Zach Amico]

Pause the lie.

[Che Durena]

She's lying. So she said it requested it was left at the front door. So we got that data and she said the front door was wide open. Lies.

[Zach Amico]

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[DoorDash Driver / Woman in story]

It's Ron. They were sleeping on the couch within eyesight of the front door with their pants and underwear pulled down to their ankles. And they were indecent, recently exposed to me.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Them.

[DoorDash Driver / Woman in story]

I got this on video and I'm not even going to be posting the video clip anymore because I'm pretty sure that's what's getting me the strikes.

[Che Durena]

You think the video. I think what's getting me the strikes is the video I took of a man sleeping in his house with his dick out. Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Where I show his address.

[Che Durena]

Where shows address.

[Zach Amico]

She shows the numbers. Yeah.

[Che Durena]

Yeah. That's fucking crazy. I. I saw a video the other day. It was funny, but I was like, man, we need to stop filming people. It was a guy sleeping face down in the video. Someone had walked up to his window and there was a, like a. A suction cup dildo on the headboard, like himself to sleep.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

That's great.

[Zach Amico]

That's better than sleepy time tea. But it's sleepy time tea.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Melatonin is expensive.

[Che Durena]

It's expensive.

[Zach Amico]

But I'm like, dude, this guy's melanin free.

[Che Durena]

He's fucking himself in his. In his bedroom.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Melbourning.

[Che Durena]

Let him sleep, dude.

[Zach Amico]

Let the poor guy. Oh, yeah, that is.

[Che Durena]

Yeah, dude, absolutely.

[Zach Amico]

That does sound like a hilarious thing to do, though. Like in the window, like if people can't see the back half of you.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Like, howdy, neighbor. Yep. Just get my. Get, get my steps in, get namped.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Get amped, ready for a big day.

[Zach Amico]

All right, Keep her going. Shannon.

[DoorDash Driver / Woman in story]

And doordash did ban the customer. And then two days later, door dash Banned me. Which doesn't seem.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Take off that bathroom.

[DoorDash Driver / Woman in story]

I appealed, and they were supposed to respond to my appeal within seven to 10 business days. They didn't even provide me a reason for my deactivation. They're supposed to send an email. They didn't.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

No, they don't.

[DoorDash Driver / Woman in story]

So I contacted support, and they told me to continue with my appeal without knowing a reason why. There's an option to select. Don't know why I was deactivated, and then you still have to explain yourself. So I did. And within 12 hours afterward, they had already denied my appeal.

[Zach Amico]

Pause. This is every girl comic cornering you at the comedy club bar, telling you about some drama she had with somebody else.

[Che Durena]

Yeah. Why she's not getting spots or like. Yeah, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Or how she used to get booked here, and then she called out somebody that was friends with the booker. Yeah, yeah. Or this bar. This happened at this bar show.

[Che Durena]

And this person. Dude, like, this person doesn't know how to respect a safe space. And I made a point for it to be public, and now they won't book me.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Yeah.

[Che Durena]

It's like you went on fucking Instagram and called a guy a fucking piece of shit or something because he. He. He said retard on, right?

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Or just because their new boyfriend keeps giving them her neck bruises because she falls in love, like, right away. Maybe you should learn to figure out that dude before you start letting him choke you.

[Zach Amico]

All right, I think we've seen enough of this liar. But please, let's try and keep a. Let's try and keep an eye on this one, Shannon, because I feel like only more great can unfold from this dude.

[Che Durena]

Yeah, because the court case now, now that it's going to court, like, all this shit needs to come out. We got. We're going to have, like, breakdowns of the log, like, all the things for taking the video.

[Zach Amico]

The.

[Che Durena]

The. The door cam footage is going to come out. Ooh, this one's juicy as hell.

[Zach Amico]

Got so much to it.

[Che Durena]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

All right. We got a lot of wild today. I. We might have to do some of it Friday, but I did want to. I. I wanted you guys to watch this. This is a woman being sexually harassed in Sri Lanka.

[Che Durena]

Oh, Jesus.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Big news.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, dude, I did want to not take the. All women are fucking crazy liars. Yeah, I did want to. There's some fucking wild dudes out there. Yeah, yeah.

[Che Durena]

Balance it out.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

This is an actual rape culture, so let's.

[Zach Amico]

Oh.

[Che Durena]

HDMI 3. We can't.

[Zach Amico]

There we are. We're back, baby.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

We're happy to be here. Oh, I saw this.

[DoorDash Driver / Woman in story]

No, definitely not.

[Che Durena]

Oh, Jesus.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Some Ubereats guys take in their own hands.

[DoorDash Driver / Woman in story]

Back to the start of the day. My morning actually very peacefully. It's my fourth day in my Sri Lanka road trip. I had a lovely sunrise swim and I spent a few hours at the beach. As always, I met lots of kind locals along the way on the journey.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Sure do.

[DoorDash Driver / Woman in story]

Some even helped me at the petrol station when my fuel gauge wasn't working properly. But soon after my mom.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Maybe if you put your dick in it, it'll work.

[DoorDash Driver / Woman in story]

Would continually slow down, so I'd have to pass him and he would speed up and pass me again. Keep going on and on and on. The first time I smiled at him and after that I kept ignoring him. He turned off and I thought I'd lost him until I pulled over to have a small rest and a drink and he appeared again, got off his scooter and came to talk to me. There was a bit of a language barrier, but he seemed friendly so I let him try to talk to me. But then it quickly turned uncomfortable and he asked where I was staying, where it was going. Had reacted more firmly, but I was just in shock.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, is he jerking off?

[Che Durena]

Holy jerking, dude.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

He was. He was. They call that snake charming.

[DoorDash Driver / Woman in story]

People pleasing and speak up loudly when things like this happen.

[Zach Amico]

All right. Yeah, that was a little beyond creepy. Far and go.

[Che Durena]

Oh, dude, that was.

[Zach Amico]

That was a severely. Well, I think that was a mentally mentally ill and. Or average Sri Lankan developmentally disabled person.

[Che Durena]

Good.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Well, he was wearing a helmet.

[Zach Amico]

He would see a bike.

[Che Durena]

He did have the helmet on.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

You know, you're gonna come to this country, you better uphold the culture. You better respect the traditions that those people have. You know, who's to say that that's.

[Zach Amico]

Not like a hello, we shree Jack over here, dude.

[Che Durena]

Isn't that a common thing? Like, you can't. If you're like a single lady, you can't go to India or like.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Well, here's the thing.

[Zach Amico]

I think beyond that being a tall, blonde, hot lady.

[Che Durena]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

In one of these.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Say it.

[Che Durena]

Say it. Yeah. It's not. It's not as civilized as you thought.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It might be a lot for them.

[Che Durena]

Yeah, yeah. No, no, you can't, you can't.

[Zach Amico]

It's like being a black guy in China.

[Che Durena]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Like people are going to be like, holy.

[Che Durena]

Taking their dick out watching they start jerking off. Quick.

[Zach Amico]

Guy bra. I will. Okay. It just. This just reminded me because I was trying not to Say shithole country or anything like that, it's fine. When I was a kid, I remember basic we were, it was history class and I had to be, I was young, maybe third, fourth grade. And I was quoting my dad, not saying that my dad said, but basically repeating the history lesson I had gotten from my father.

[Che Durena]

Nice. Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Which was for sure. My dad explaining, please let this be about slavery. It was my dad explaining the Vietnam War to me.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Which was like, Zach, we just marched from one end of Europe to the other fucking everybody up. And then we get involved with this little rat country, Vietnam. And they just, they had our number. They are hiding in trees. And we didn't know how to fight like that. It was a whole new kind of war. So we were embarrassed. It tarnished, you know, tarnished our reputation. And everyone came back really embarrassed because we couldn't beat this little shithole country. And I basically said that. Completely forgetting we just got a new Vietnamese kid.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Oh, that's great.

[Zach Amico]

And oh boy was I met with a Go to the principal for your interpretation of history. Yeah.

[Che Durena]

What are the chances that there's a Vietnamese kid, kid in your class too?

[Anthony Zenhauser]

One of their dads went to Vietnam. Probably pretty, pretty lucky.

[Zach Amico]

He was a new student. He was like a, a foreign student that just showed up and he was.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Thankful to be there. So he didn't give a. What you were saying, like. Yeah, right.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

It's all country.

[Zach Amico]

That's why I here, I was going.

[Che Durena]

To say, I feel like that was.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

More Thai than I know, but I got you.

[Che Durena]

More like.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, it's very guttural.

[Che Durena]

Yeah. It's like, oh, dude, no, you're right. Like maybe that's a little more African.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, yeah.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

If you're clicking, that's probably.

[Che Durena]

If you're a gas digital listener, send us your most racist Vietnamese accent right now.

[Zach Amico]

Google how to do a Vietnamese accent.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Google fingers over eyes.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, it's just that fan, right?

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

My family, my family, my family.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

I don't know what color you like.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

I'll be honest with you. Vietnamese are probably the least Asians I know.

[Che Durena]

What do you mean le st?

[Anthony Zenhauser]

I mean I get, I get to know. I, I, I know a lot about the Japanese. I know a lot about the Chinese. We all do. Right. But everything else, all the little like jerk off countries, kind of, they start to blend into each other.

[Che Durena]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Fair, fair.

[Che Durena]

I, I can get like the tones of each one. Like, like Chinese definitely. And then if you're going to do Japanese, it's like oh, shit on my face.

[Zach Amico]

I could do two. I could do gruff Japanese man or little Japanese girl. Okay, Japanese.

[Che Durena]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And little girl.

[Che Durena]

There you go. That's a great.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

I do Yakuza, which is, like. They roll their R's when they're gangsters for some reason.

[Zach Amico]

Show us how to do Vietnam.

[DoorDash Driver / Woman in story]

How to speak Vietnamese.

[Zach Amico]

Pause. Who saw that accent coming out of.

[Che Durena]

Yeah, no, that's not what I was expecting at all.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

She hit her head. She had brain damage. Now she has that accent disease.

[Zach Amico]

All right, listen up. I'm gonna teach you how to talk like one of these weird zipper heads.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

First time I saw Insomnia, they were in New Orleans, and David Tell was with the sheriff of. Of New Orleans.

[Che Durena]

Yeah.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

And he's this Asian guy, and he's talking like this, and I. It blew my mind. At that age. I'm watching, they go, I can't understand that Asian guy. Talking like that.

[Che Durena]

Doesn't make any sense at all.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

You say, here, son. You know, he was, like, totally Asian, dude.

[Zach Amico]

I just watched this Southern Asian comic. I can't remember what his name was, but he had the funniest bit about. He was doing some type of construction, and there's something literally called chink that, like, holds wood together. And he talked about having to go to Home Depot and get it, and it really fucking got me good. Anyway, let's watch this lady.

[DoorDash Driver / Woman in story]

There are three simple rules, really. One, don't pronounce the s, like Ms. Chu. So Vietnamese accent, you would say Mitchell.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Richmond face she made, right?

[Che Durena]

Dude.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

She did a racist face when she said it.

[DoorDash Driver / Woman in story]

Lengthen out the vowels as if you've got an underbite. Like a.

[Zach Amico]

Come on, that's. So that'd be like. If I was like. So to do a Chinese accent, the first thing to do is make buck teeth. The most important part of a Chinese accent is go like this.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Fish to go retard.

[Zach Amico]

Dude.

[Che Durena]

This would be so much less funny if she was actually Vietnamese and had.

[Zach Amico]

I mean, she is.

[Che Durena]

She.

[Zach Amico]

Maybe she is Vietnamese. I think she might be.

[Che Durena]

But if she had the Vietnamese, the fact that she's going from the Australian accent, like, into this, like, hard Vietnamese accent, and she's pulling no punches. She's like, yeah, like, distort your face. Like, drop the S, dude. Like, yeah, yeah. Like, really butcher the English language.

[Zach Amico]

What you want to do to be covered in napalm, drawn in naked? That's the best impression I could give you.

[Che Durena]

Hide in a tiny little hole.

[Zach Amico]

Keep it going, because I love this.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Don't pronounce. The R. The R. Tubo.

[Zach Amico]

Cool.

[DoorDash Driver / Woman in story]

I don't know why, but it does. Isn't that right, George? George knows how to speak Vietnamese.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

There's no George.

[Zach Amico]

And George the cat, he's in a pot right now.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

George is her dead baby. I was bashed by a bayonet.

[Zach Amico]

Keep it going, Shannon.

[DoorDash Driver / Woman in story]

The word door means see or, you.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Know.

[DoorDash Driver / Woman in story]

So that's an easy one to remember. But say it like you've got an undivided nom.

[Che Durena]

Or the face she makes.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

It's like when your girlfriend's making fun of you.

[DoorDash Driver / Woman in story]

A lot of things. It means, you know, duh. Or it's also a term of endearment. So, George Oli. So my mum, if she was calling me, she wouldn't say Naji, which is my English name anyway. She'd say Naoli.

[Zach Amico]

Or, I can't.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Does she have to do that?

[Zach Amico]

Yes.

[DoorDash Driver / Woman in story]

See, I told you. So let's say if you were from Melbourne, you'd say, I'm going down to get a bowl of fur in Victoria. Victoria Street, Richmond. So shorten it all up. And you'd say in a Vietnamese accent, you'd say, I go to a Victoria street in the Rickman to get the bowl of pho.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Oh, wow.

[DoorDash Driver / Woman in story]

So it's not.

[Che Durena]

Like it sounds like a bass guitar.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Yes.

[Zach Amico]

It's like flea.

[DoorDash Driver / Woman in story]

Vietnamese accents, I find, are really funny. It's like a drug. You can say anything in Vietnamese.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Like, you know how cocaine is real funny.

[DoorDash Driver / Woman in story]

Makes you feel good.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Heroin.

[DoorDash Driver / Woman in story]

So that's why I'm giving you a lesson in how to speak Vietnamese. When you speak in the Vietnamese accent to me, it's not the right accent and it's not right. So you just try to speak with me in the Vietnamese accent. Very simple. Don't say things like, love you a long time. That's pretty funny from the Vietnamese, from the English language. Then you become just more Vietnamese.

[Zach Amico]

All right, now we learned a lot. I feel like we really learned a lot.

[Che Durena]

I like her motivation for all of this, too. She's not like, I'm doing this because, like, you're probably an actor and you need to know this.

[Zach Amico]

She's like, no, if you're going to make fun of Vietnamese people, don't say, we love you long time.

[Che Durena]

Yeah. She's like, do it correctly. I do this accent because I think it's hilarious.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

It's really. It's like a drug.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. You can't stop.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

What a rush.

[Zach Amico]

Hey, look at how much we learned. All right? We have a lot of ways we can go with this one. But you know what? And I always joke, I go, let's keep it light. But I do want to keep light. This is the zoo. We do love animal stories. I want to do this. Shannon. Bear chases boy inside Pennsylvania convenience store. Yes, yes.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Classic Pennsylvania story.

[Che Durena]

Please, please. Does it get eaten?

[Shannon]

So it's part of a news thing.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, that's fine.

[Shannon]

That's okay.

[Zach Amico]

Okay.

[Che Durena]

Another news. A boy in Allegheny county has quite.

[Zach Amico]

A tale to tell.

[Che Durena]

Yeah.

[Shannon]

The 11 year old says he was walking outside of a dollar store when.

[DoorDash Driver / Woman in story]

He came face to face with a huge bear.

[Zach Amico]

Cole Frazee is his name. Holy.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Hey. Little bastard. Get out of the dollar store.

[Zach Amico]

Was taking his dad so long and.

[DoorDash Driver / Woman in story]

Pause when he saw a black.

[Zach Amico]

It was a family dollar. So it was a black bear. A black bear was acting a fool in the family dollar.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Sir, you have to pay for those.

[Zach Amico]

Sir, sir, sir.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Can't just walk out.

[Zach Amico]

The bear struck three cashiers and yelled, I didn't do nothing. I didn't do nothing.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

You know they have to lock up all the honey and salmon now.

[Che Durena]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Such a pain in the ass.

[Zach Amico]

It's supposed to be me on this honey bottle, dude. I was like this.

[Che Durena]

I was at a bodega in Brooklyn, and at the funniest thing, this dude was, like, bitching out his girlfriend on the phone, and he just kept going, you're driving me to another woman. You are driving me to another woman.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Hell, yeah.

[Che Durena]

And then he hung up on her. And then he was talking to the cashier, being like, I pay for all this. I pay for that. Do you think this is reasonable? Like, he's. He's nodding over. And then he called her again after and was shitting on her again. He's like, what else do you want from me? I buy you all this shit. And kept just going, you're driving me to another woman.

[Zach Amico]

Have I told you my theory on people that are on the phone or on FaceTime all the time?

[Che Durena]

No. No.

[Zach Amico]

Did you know certain people don't have an inner monologue?

[Che Durena]

Oh, no. I didn't know this. No.

[Zach Amico]

Shannon, you look up and we'll go back to this video. I apologize. I'm all over the place today. There is a percentage of people that, when they think of an apple.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Cannot picture an apple.

[Che Durena]

I heard of that. Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And there are people that don't have an inner monologue. That there's just nothing going on in.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

That would be so awesome. I would love that.

[Zach Amico]

And I think when you meet, like, I had a security guard at middle college who was just on the phone all the time or when you see people. Like, when you see, like, a hood lady who's always on FaceTime.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Right.

[Che Durena]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

I think they have no inner monologue. Yeah. And they meet a friend who also doesn't have one, and they basically act as a soundboard for each other. Each other's thoughts in real time. But, Shannon, can you read that to us?

[Shannon]

Yeah. So it's called an endophagia.

[Zach Amico]

That's her name.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

The black girl.

[Shannon]

And it's the experience of thinking without a voice or a silent thought. People without an inner voice may think in images, emotions, or abstract concepts instead of words, which can lead to different approaches to tasks. Tasks like verbal working memory and rhyming judgments. This is a normal variation in human cognition.

[Zach Amico]

Not a disorder that's a regular kind of person. Just doesn't have a monologue. Like, wild. When you're sitting, like, and you're thinking about your day and, you know, reenacting scenarios and having pretend conversations that you wish went your way. You know, like a regular person. There. There's people out there that don't have that.

[Che Durena]

That. Honestly. That sounds like a dream, dude. It never turns off. Might. It never turns.

[Zach Amico]

Imagine being able to just close your eyes at night.

[Che Durena]

God damn.

[Zach Amico]

And there's nothing.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Yeah, but are those people stupider 100. They have to be, because you're not thinking about anything ever.

[Che Durena]

Yeah. You're not working your brain.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Yeah. You're dumb.

[Zach Amico]

You're. There's nothing there.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

You just.

[Zach Amico]

Anyway, let's see this kid with the bear.

[Che Durena]

Yeah.

[Shannon]

Bear.

[Che Durena]

Looking right at.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Holy. That's the bear.

[Zach Amico]

It runs after me.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Hat on in the store.

[DoorDash Driver / Woman in story]

This thing was like a foot and.

[Zach Amico]

A half away from me.

[DoorDash Driver / Woman in story]

I took a last.

[Che Durena]

Don't give that kid a Holy.

[DoorDash Driver / Woman in story]

That is scary.

[Zach Amico]

That's a. That is you.

[DoorDash Driver / Woman in story]

Headed toward the back of the store. And that's when Cole.

[Shannon]

They bol it outside into a nearby car. And the bear eventually wandered off. Cole now says he'll forever be.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Not my story.

[DoorDash Driver / Woman in story]

Who outran a bear?

[Che Durena]

Dude, that Cole kid is a menace. Dog that. You got a mullet. Your name's Cole Freezy. Dude, that kid is boring.

[Zach Amico]

And you outrun a bear. Yeah, dude.

[Che Durena]

And he outruns a bear. That kids killed so many frogs.

[Zach Amico]

That kid murdered him. That kid is going to get two girls pregnant by the end of high school.

[Che Durena]

Oh, for sure.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Middle school.

[Zach Amico]

And he will have a tattoo of a bear.

[Che Durena]

A tattoo of a bear. And, like, the big.

[Zach Amico]

Right here. And the bear will be clawing through.

[Che Durena]

His skin, Most of his 20s is going to be riding a bicycle because of DUI.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

A lot of. Yeah, a lot of tank tops.

[Zach Amico]

A lot of tank tops.

[Che Durena]

And.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Big bear bit, whole arm, bear coming out.

[Che Durena]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And, yeah, I will say a lot of DUIs.

[Che Durena]

Yes.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Oh, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

A lot of d. You can outrun a bear. You can't outrun the cops, Cole.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

I think going back to what you were saying. Going back to what you were saying about people who have that disease, I think it's also a lot of people who are narcissistic.

[Che Durena]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

They can't. They always have to be with somebody. They're afraid of being alone because. Because they're such pricks all the time that they're mostly people. They push people away, so they have to keep being on the phone with people.

[Che Durena]

Is that a narcissistic thing?

[Anthony Zenhauser]

It's a narcissist. It's one of the. It could be a narcissistic trait. It can be just constantly just being on the phone with having to talk to somebody. Having to, like, just bitch to somebody or have somebody feel your victimhood or whatever.

[Che Durena]

Well, that's good. I love being alone. That means I might not be a narcissist.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Well, if you're. If you think you're not, then you're. Then you're probably not.

[Che Durena]

Okay. Sick, dude. Sick.

[Zach Amico]

All right, we got more to come. Oh, okay. Here's a fun one. The Men's Club of Charlotte has earned the city's first Michelin star. Shannon.

[Che Durena]

The Men's club.

[Shannon]

The Michelin Guide, which recently expanded its coverage to the American south, described the establishment as a, quote, multi sensory experience that blurs the line between gastronomy and gravity. The interplay of salt, sweet and sauce evokes a primal honesty rarely tasted in fine dining.

[Che Durena]

This jizz is going crazy.

[Shannon]

It also says, and the thighs are perfectly seasoned on the plate. And otherwise, it is the first strip.

[Zach Amico]

Club to receive a Michelin star.

[Che Durena]

And this is where? Charlotte, North Carolina. Yes, dude, I'm going there in, like, two weeks.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Dude, you gotta go make a reservation.

[Zach Amico]

Yes, dude, you gotta probably make a res.

[Che Durena]

Oh, yeah, dude, the Michelin star strip club. I gotta go there.

[Zach Amico]

You gotta make a video.

[Che Durena]

Oh, yeah, 100%. I'm going to the only strip club with a Michelin star. This is such a fucking cool experience. Oh, my God.

[Zach Amico]

I've gone to strip clubs where the girls look like a Michelin man, Right?

[Shannon]

There's an issue, Che. There's an issue. Within 36 hours, of this announcement. The men's club was booked solid throughout the next year.

[Che Durena]

Dude. But you know what? I'm a person of like, steady status. I might be able to.

[Zach Amico]

You might be able to. You might be able to have the club call them. Yeah. And say, listen, we have these guys who makes these videos. Yeah.

[Che Durena]

And be like, look, come on, we can work something out here, dude. I come to the place, I talk about. I'll. I'll do a little video.

[Zach Amico]

You gotta boarden it, dude. You gotta do a full.

[Che Durena]

Or like, like the narration over me eating the stuff. Dude. Oh my God, I'm so pumped.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Excuse me, sir. I wanted to try the pate. Oh, she's dancing on the side, dude. Hey, Pate.

[Che Durena]

I feel like Charlotte, North Carolina. What kind of strippers you think you got there? Because you got good white, Black. Oh, you're going straight. I was thinking, I was thinking white trash.

[Zach Amico]

Really?

[Che Durena]

Yeah.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Listen, it's the, it's called the men's shop.

[Zach Amico]

The men's club.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

The men's club. Yeah.

[Che Durena]

You think it's a black strip club?

[Anthony Zenhauser]

I. I see a lot of like orange suits in that place. Just making it rain on these poles. You know what I mean? I see.

[Zach Amico]

Can you look the place up and we'll get an idea.

[Che Durena]

Yeah. Is this a black. Because I'm thinking. Because when I think North Carolina, of course you're. You're getting the South. You have big black communities. But I'm thinking white trash is what you're.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

I agree with you. I think it's. Even if it's all like an all black club, there's always few white chicks in there.

[Shannon]

Here's the website. But of course, this is how they're.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Going to portray it.

[Che Durena]

You got a white chick on the, on the poster trap. Okay.

[Zach Amico]

She's got a dick.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Yeah.

[Che Durena]

Oh, fine food, fine wine. Stay updated careers.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

All right.

[Che Durena]

That's not how I would describe it, Chad.

[Zach Amico]

Let's look at the menu. Yeah.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

You know, it's funny because ad.

[Zach Amico]

Adp. Yeah, the food. Find food. I'm taking steaks.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

It's appetizers, wings. If it's a Michelin star restaurant, they're not doing wings.

[Che Durena]

They got one thing called the Roman orgy.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

But listen how you got to look at the description that really gives you why it's a Michelin.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Lamb lollipops, grilled or deep fried with.

[Che Durena]

Your choice of garlic, parmesan, buffalo barbecue, lemon pepper. You can't be a strip club without lemon pepper wings. That's like a fucking dude.

[Zach Amico]

Okay. I'll tell you what, a ribeye steak for 48 bucks, that's great. Is good at a strip club.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Of course, you're paying $300 on top of that.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, you're right. You're right, you're right.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

They should be. It should be. It's reasonably priced for a one star Michelin restaurant, for sure.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, that's pretty reasonable.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

I'm looking at this thing like a one star Michelin restaurant now, not as a strip club. The strip club is coincidental in the.

[Che Durena]

Background to like what? We're in the background, dog.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

The angel hair pasta with chicken is where it's at.

[Zach Amico]

Did you know I'm looking? Neapolitan ice cream with fresh strawberries.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Oh, that's great.

[Zach Amico]

That sounds refreshing.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

And you can, it's. You can use it with, with the dancing too.

[Che Durena]

Did you know that the Michel star thing actually is part of the Michelin tire thing? I didn't know that till recently. It was the. The French who made it were like, well, well, they make tires. They're like, we're gonna make a restaurant thing. So people get. Have. Are inspired to get in their car and use the tires and go to restaurants. I thought, I thought it was a coincidence.

[Zach Amico]

Is that the first? Because they like, they don't do strip clubs in like zagots, right?

[Che Durena]

What's that?

[Zach Amico]

They do gay clubs for faggot. Sorry, I had to interrupt myself. You know what? I bet it is a good mix. Maybe they, they bring in some, some high end ladies of Walt. Oh, they have to.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

They have.

[Che Durena]

You know what's rare? Asian stripper.

[Zach Amico]

Hard to find.

[Che Durena]

Yeah, hard to find it. Yeah.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

But not, but not totally impossible. But absolutely. I think of all the strip clubs I've ever been to, I think I've seen one Asian strip, one Asian strip.

[Zach Amico]

I got a lap dance from an Asian at Peppermint Hippo.

[Che Durena]

Okay. Wow.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

You know what it is? Asian people. Not. Not many strippers, not many homeless, not many home.

[Che Durena]

Yeah, I mean, strippers. How many homeless? No, you're right. Yeah, yeah, they're doing that.

[Zach Amico]

Take care of their own.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Yeah, they're good in the middle.

[Che Durena]

Yeah, yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Take care of their own.

[Che Durena]

That's one thing someone told me. They're like, oh, if you're like broke, but you speak Mandarin, you just go to Chinatown and you. They'll. They'll just give you a job. You'll like work at one of those places chopping up fish or some shit.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Jerking off dudes.

[Che Durena]

Or you jerk off dudes. Yeah, that's true.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

They.

[Che Durena]

You want to get. That's where they go. That's where you get the. A. The horny and Asian sex workers. Not in the strip club. They'll jerk you off. Dude. They're like, more behind closed doors. They're not gonna do a whole song and dance.

[Zach Amico]

They're like, we got seen an Indian stripper.

[Che Durena]

Oh, true. I don't think I've seen an Indian stripper either.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Yeah. What would that be like? Would you. Would you smell her before you see her?

[Che Durena]

The Indian strip club did. Yeah. That's something you don't want to serve at the Indian strip club. You get, like, a nice curry. It's not what you're looking for.

[Zach Amico]

On the dot. Yeah. Yeah. I don't think you see. I don't think you see them. Right.

[Che Durena]

I don't know.

[Zach Amico]

I feel like. Yeah, you get. I feel like in Jersey, you get.

[Che Durena]

Hood.

[Zach Amico]

Spanish.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Yeah, yeah, for sure.

[Zach Amico]

Or like, shipping container. Ukrainian.

[Che Durena]

Okay.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Right.

[Zach Amico]

That's what you get a lot at. Like, satin dolls.

[Che Durena]

Like, I think there's probably more midget strippers than there are Indian strippers. I would put money on for sure. That's actually a great question. Like the. The wheels or doors. More midget strippers or Indian strippers?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, well, people.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Anyway. A lot of those ethnic people who come to this country, they're generally. They're. The whole mantra is to get a better life.

[Che Durena]

Yes.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

A lot of the Asian culture is all about. Listen, I can't.

[Zach Amico]

I didn't.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

I didn't, like, run through a rice paddy with, you know, dodging bullets. So you can be a stripper.

[Che Durena]

Exactly.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

You're gonna go to medical school, be a cosmetologist. I don't give a. Do nails.

[Che Durena]

Yeah.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

For stupid, fat white women. Who cares?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

But, yeah, there's a. There's either homeless or stripping. There's. There's an honor system there. There's like, you don't want to do it.

[Che Durena]

Yeah. And you're. You are right about. They. They build these institutions where you're like, we can keep you out of that. Like, you're doing nails or you're jerking people off or like, you're doing. We'll find different work that. If it's gross, it's behind closed doors. Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

I've just never been to a massage place where the chick dressed hot.

[Che Durena]

No, no.

[Zach Amico]

They always dress like. It's the same outfit that, like, Puerto Rican med techs where. Yeah, well, I don't like, like, almost like, scrubs. Sneaker. Yeah, almost scrubs, but, like, sneakers. Scrub Pants.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And then like a weird, like, almost like not Adidas. Well, outside of, like, it looks like a soccer shirt. Oh, yeah.

[Che Durena]

Like a jersey, I think outside of traditional shit, Asian people aren't big performers. They're not gonna be like. They're not gonna put on a song that's part of stripping as a song and dance.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Che Durena]

They're like, you horny jerk off. $45. Bye. Like, that's it. It's like. It's more of a churn and burn situation. It's like, how do we flip these tables? Cracker barrel style sex work. That's what they're going for. Yeah. Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

But my chick went to go get her nails done, and then she's like. I noticed there were massage beds in the back, but they didn't really do massages. What is that? And I went, honey, that's where they sleep. And she goes, what? I went, they're slaves there. They're indentured slaves. They're working off how they got here.

[Che Durena]

Oh, is that the move?

[Zach Amico]

I was definitely right.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

That happens in those. Of course. Like, they all get there in a. Like a van. A van will. Will take. If they're not sleeping on the site, there's a warehouse where they're all sleeping together on cots.

[Che Durena]

Okay.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

And they have to. They have to be at work every day, and then they get a day off to go to the city or Woodbury Commons and spend all the money they want to spend. But they. They're able to, like, do that, but they. For the most part, they're stuck at that store from like, 12 hours. And then they get shit back. Yeah. Chinese food restaurants do it all the time.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

If you go to a restaurant and not like those family restaurants, because that's just a family of people. But if that guy's wearing a fucking tuxedo.

[Che Durena]

Yeah.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

If he's wearing a tie, you're like, oh, you're a slave.

[Che Durena]

You're a slave.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Yeah, you're a slave. That's that. You're a butler now, so.

[Che Durena]

Yeah, but that's from that's own. That's Asian on Asian slavery.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

100% stuff. It's. You want to come to this country, we'll pay for you and your family. It's $30,000, $40,000. But now you owe us. When you get back here. All those places are run by the Chinese mafia.

[Che Durena]

Okay, well, I think that's fine then. That's your system. You're doing it your way. You're doing. You're doing Asian on Asian slavery.

[Zach Amico]

And also, you signed. They. That was a decision.

[Che Durena]

Yeah. And it. Maybe. And honestly, like. Like, is. It is. Like, I was.

[Zach Amico]

I was thinking now, the way we got, like, we bought wide. We bought wide to America. Oh, no. Now I swave.

[Che Durena]

It's. Yeah, that's. That's the. That's the cost. Right? Like, I was like, okay, we have UberEats and we have Netflix, and we. And you can. Porn's free. Just. The government wants all your data and watch you jerk off.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

That's fine.

[Che Durena]

It's like that. Is that. Is that a good enough deal? It's not. Maybe. Maybe it's a good deal. I wasn't doing anything with the data. I was. It's. I. I'm not collecting the data. I'm not using my data usefully. So if you just want to watch me jerk off and you're gonna make the porn free, and Immigrant brings lukewarm sandwiches to my house.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Che Durena]

It's not bad. It's not a bad deal.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

I don't feel bad at all. When I go to those rubbing tugs and she's jerking me off and she has that, like, disgusted look on her face. I'm just like, you're welcome.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. You're never.

[Che Durena]

Never been to a rub and tug. But we did. I interviewed Nicole Doshi, and she came.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Over here from China.

[Che Durena]

She started in rubbing tugs, and she tugged her way up where she was like. She's like, this started being.

[Zach Amico]

She broke the glass ceiling.

[Che Durena]

Exactly. She was like, there's already a line. And so I started upping my prices, and she just, like, now she's a big porn star and everything like that, and she does, like, a lot of escort stuff, and so she makes, like, a ton of money now, but she. She. Yeah, she rub and tugged her way out of the poor Chinese.

[Zach Amico]

Kind of the American dream.

[Che Durena]

Kind of the American dream.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Just tugging along.

[Che Durena]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Doing your thing.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. The other ones were in the back smoking cigarettes, sitting on milk crates. Yeah, no, I'm working.

[Che Durena]

She's like, I'm jerking. She was doing the tape, the table shower, where you, like, soap your tits up and rub it on the guy.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Oh, that's great.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

That's unbelievable.

[Zach Amico]

I want that. I want to do that.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Okay, let's do it after the show.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. Okay. All right. We got time for one or two more. Here's a. This should be a fun video just. Just for cellies. Somebody went on World Star today. Oh, no way. She was twerking at an open casket.

[Che Durena]

Oh, nice. Nice. This is so good.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Let me. Can we guess the race?

[Che Durena]

Come on.

[Zach Amico]

Come on.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Dutch. Irish.

[Zach Amico]

Did we.

[Che Durena]

Yeah.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Come on. Come on. Every time.

[Che Durena]

City shirt on is crazy. You know, Like, I. I knew.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, good. These kids.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Well, yeah. It's three o'clock in the morning. Of course there's kids there.

[Che Durena]

I knew it was gonna be black, but I thought at least you have some, like, a nice dress on or something.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Right? Exactly.

[Che Durena]

Kansas City.

[Zach Amico]

Nice Kansas City Chiefs shirt.

[Che Durena]

At least we're Oakland Raiders, so it's all black. Like. What?

[Zach Amico]

That's true. Yeah. They are the team of mourning.

[Che Durena]

Yeah.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Dude, the only thing she was missing was holding, like, a plate of, like, coleslaw and ribs.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Che Durena]

Hey, but you can't say that the blacks have boring funerals. Funerals.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

They don't.

[Che Durena]

They know they're eventful funerals.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Historically speaking. Especially if you are a G. Yeah. You will be buried in style. And. And if you're gonna match your shoes with your hat, then your. Your funeral has to be unbelievable.

[Che Durena]

It's gotta be good. Like the whites. Yeah. No one's twerking, but do you really want to go? Like, it's. It's a chore to go to a white.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

It's a hassle.

[Che Durena]

It's a hassle. You gotta be sad. You gotta eat little triangle sandwiches. Like, when you go to a black funeral, the fucking food is bomb. Someone's twerking. Yeah, there's kids. Yeah. There's also Hennessy on Ice. Come on.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Yeah.

[Che Durena]

This is great.

[Zach Amico]

My family has never had alcohol at a funeral, and it bums me out.

[Che Durena]

That's crazy. That's crazy work. That's crazy.

[Zach Amico]

It's such a bummer. I've never been to a. I've never been to a party funeral. I've only been. Dude, I just went to one not too long ago for my wife's family and you want to talk sad garbage people. The luncheon after was at the volunteer firefighter house.

[Che Durena]

Jesus.

[Zach Amico]

Sandwiches.

[Che Durena]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Not bad sandwiches. No.

[Che Durena]

Come on.

[Zach Amico]

No big ziti, no wings. Irish.

[Che Durena]

Yeah, but give me a fucking. I don't know, like a stew, a fucking. A chicken pot pie.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Like, dude, we got a chicken parm platter.

[Zach Amico]

Just deli, deli sandwich cut up, up. No complaints. No, I'm not. You know, they tried. Nice little.

[Che Durena]

She.

[Zach Amico]

The. The. The girl's funeral was. Had volunteered and spent time at that firehouse or whatever. People who weren't at the service had beat us there.

[Che Durena]

Wow. To get.

[Zach Amico]

And were drunk before we got there, of course.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Tailgating.

[Zach Amico]

And it was. I Mean, the garbage.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

People say Irish.

[Zach Amico]

The Irish garbage. The Irish are garbage that I have rescued this woman from. And I thought Italian was subhuman.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Oh, we still are.

[Zach Amico]

We are.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

But.

[Zach Amico]

But this. Dude, there was a late. So like, people. There were babies there and there was one baby. And I just want to say this drunk lady just kept picking up the baby and telling everyone how the baby looked like the girl. Girl who had just died.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Oh, my God.

[Zach Amico]

And it was. If you put it in an SNL sketch of, like, drunk Irish woman at a funeral, people would be like, this is offensive.

[Che Durena]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Because she just kept shoving a baby at people. And she's got Aaron's eyes. Look at the baby, you know, look at. It's like she was born again.

[Che Durena]

She was born again is great.

[Zach Amico]

It was the saddest.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Yeah. Your math doesn't add up. Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Nope. Not at all.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

That doesn't add up.

[Che Durena]

I. You know what I like, What I wanted to say was I like some white racism on Gas Digital. That's what I do. Like, we do a lot of racism of other races and it's nice to.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Get a little black.

[Zach Amico]

I'm fine with it.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Am I right?

[Zach Amico]

I'm fine. I'm fine with it.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Let's do it.

[Che Durena]

It's good.

[Zach Amico]

I am nothing if not equal opportunity offensive.

[Che Durena]

Absolutely. Absolutely.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, but the island.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

I hate myself. I hate my. My greasy guinea knuckle dragging culture. It's the worst.

[Che Durena]

But good food, though. Good food.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

It's all right.

[Che Durena]

That's the thing. It's like you.

[Zach Amico]

No, there's. I come from a subject of Italians where food's not. The food ain't great.

[Che Durena]

Really? I didn't even know that was a thing. I thought that was like. Your whole thing was like, yeah, we'll beat our wives, but.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

And we'll end them like Bolognese helper when he was that.

[Che Durena]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

I didn't grab a good. My German side of the family. My aunt makes better Italian food than my dad's actual Italian.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Best Italian food I ever had. Puerto Rican lady.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Puerto Ricans can up Italian food so.

[Zach Amico]

Good that that almost feels lateral to me. I get that.

[Che Durena]

Yeah, great women.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Great women.

[Zach Amico]

But dude, I'll hear like, I have Italian friends because I grew up in a very Italian community. They do an entire Italian table on Thanksgiving, plus the Thanksgiving food.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Yeah, that's what I do.

[Zach Amico]

Dude, that blows my mind.

[Che Durena]

That's so good.

[Zach Amico]

My family served. But our Thanksgiving. Every meal is just different beige things. Everything is beige. All the memes are what white people eat. Is what my family serves. And then all the friends are like, yo. Yeah. Well, you know, you have the pasta course and there's like lasagna, sausage, meatballs.

[Che Durena]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And then. Yeah. Later we go back and we have the Thanksgiving food. That blows my mind.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

I bet you.

[Che Durena]

That's so good.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

I bet you had a lot of peas on your plate. These are so dog.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, dude, the worst. Boiled carrots.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Oh, the worst.

[Che Durena]

See, that's. That's how my mom grew up was like white trash food. And that pushed her into learn how to cook. So I grew up, like, eating good. Dude, my mom could cook everything. My dad too. That was a great cook.

[Zach Amico]

Not a God damn thing. My mom makes the crescent rolls.

[Che Durena]

Oh.

[Zach Amico]

Because they don't want her near anything else.

[Che Durena]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

So then my mom tries to force crescent rolls on people. Yeah, I made the crescent rolls.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

She makes the crescent rolls.

[Zach Amico]

Oh, dude, the. The pop.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

The can.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, that's exactly what it is.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And I. Oh, I get. I get so jealous of people that have the good. My. My wife's family does a good spread. Yeah, yeah, yeah, they do. They. They up. They fuck up holiday meals. They do the charcuterie up top, which. Much appreciated.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Meats and cheeses.

[Zach Amico]

Baby baked spree.

[Che Durena]

Oh, yeah. You got to have some shit out to start. You got to have a little few things to pick on depending on what season it is you're getting here. It's a Christmas thing. You got it. My. My family would do all like all these like home baked goods and shit too. Like, my sister makes gingerbread from scratch and like. Oh, it's fucking phenomenal, dog. Yeah. Yeah. So you get all the goodies beforehand. You leave with a little fucking thing of goodies and then you have like the. What we would do in our house was we would have like a Haitian Christmas. So we'd have like all crazy Haitian foods. Dude, do they have a lot of AIDS there? I thought it was just earthquakes.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

I think the earthquakes caused the aids.

[Che Durena]

The earthquake came out of the ground.

[Zach Amico]

You don't know about that. Yeah, it was like, now question. Just. I love getting. This is going to be a question we. We asked for the remainder of the month, what time was Thanksgiving or what time. What time would be a holiday dinner. Dinner.

[Che Durena]

A holiday dinner. Oh, what time would you start eating?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. What time would dinner be Thanksgiving? What time would you arrive and what time is the meal?

[Che Durena]

Thanksgiving would be at a reasonable time. Thanksgiving, you're. We're probably eating at like 6, 7.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Yeah, that's not bad.

[Che Durena]

But Christmas we would do at midnight. We would do Christmas dinner on Christmas Eve.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Yeah, Christmas Eve. I do. I used to do that too.

[Che Durena]

Yeah. We would eat at midnight on Christmas Eve and then. Or not it wouldn't always be right at midnight, but like close to like 11, maybe 10:30 at the earliest. And we would have a big dinner then, but we would also be like, there'd be all these goodies and all this out leading up to it. You weren't hungry, waiting. But we would eat late and then right after we would open presents. And so you're opening presents at like one o' clock in the morning and like getting all your out and like going through. And then you sleep for a few hours, wake up. And then Christmas Day we would just sit and watch the. We'd all get movies and so then we would watch all the movies we got and then eat a bunch of leftovers from Christmas. And that was how we would do Christmas fucking.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

That's.

[Zach Amico]

That is pretty good. So cool.

[Che Durena]

That's pretty good.

[Zach Amico]

My family, two o'. Clock.

[Che Durena]

Oh, shit.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Afternoon dinner. Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

Three if we're. If we're pushing it.

[Che Durena]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And I mean. And like my Cuban grandpa would show up with like a fork and a knife in his hand at 130. Like that motherfucker was ready to eat when he got in the door. He wanted his dessert coffee in him at 4.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Hey, puppy.

[Zach Amico]

Where the turkey? He actually would leave. He one time left.

[Che Durena]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And went to a neighbor's house and asked them to make him coffee.

[Che Durena]

Oh, really?

[Zach Amico]

Because people were still eating dinner.

[Che Durena]

Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

And he got mad, threw a fit and went across the street to a neighbor's house and said, do you have coffee? They won't make me my coffee.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Anybody home?

[Zach Amico]

Yeah, just like that.

[Che Durena]

That's correct.

[Zach Amico]

Yeah. We eat super early. And then to me, Thanksgiving, the real fun thing is the turkey sandwich around eight.

[Che Durena]

Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's good.

[Zach Amico]

That to me is the real.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

You gotta keep it. Yeah. You just keep going back.

[Che Durena]

Yeah. You can't stop eating.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

I start. Yeah.

[Zach Amico]

I like.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

We like going around like we'll put again, we're like that kind of family where we put stuff out beforehand. So we do like appetizers. One o', clock, two o'. Clock, Appetizers are already on the table. While that's happening, pasta and meatballs are coming. That's coming out right. Maybe another hour after that. So that's like three o', clock, four o'. Clock. And then boom, five, six o' clock hits Turkey, stuffing, potatoes, gravy. What you want. It's all there, man. And then dessert says 7:30, 8 o'. Clock. And then back that night again to.

[Che Durena]

Go middle of the night again.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Get that turkey, baby.

[Zach Amico]

All right, I'm. I am insanely jealous of both of you. Think we've had a hell of a fun day. Thank you guys so much for tuning in. Please, we can do plugs. Let's get plugs out of the way before we get out of here. Jay.

[Che Durena]

Yeah, you can catch me this weekend in Winnipeg and then the following weekend I'll be in North Carolina going to that strip club. But also doing Ducks Worth out there. I got Chicago and fuck, let's see. I've like one other Phoenix and one other day I can't fucking remember. Oh, Albuquerque, New Mexico. Also check out to Goons on all platforms. You can if you want to check out the podcast. We interview a bunch of porn stars. We got a big porn star coming in probably about three weeks. I. That's when the episode's gonna.

[Zach Amico]

Fantastic. Zen.

[Anthony Zenhauser]

Yes. I have a Show this Friday, November 21st, at the Basement at Tommy's in Bergenfield, New Jersey. That's the basement of Tommy's in Bergenfield, New Jersey. You can also catch me on at the Zen comic on Twitter and Instagram. I'm doing a show in December, early December. I have to get the correct date, but it's. It's in White Plains. Tri State Comedy is putting that together. Great, guys. And it's going to be a great show. A lot of people are going to be coming to that in White Plains at the Zen comic on Twitter and Instagram. And Leticia, my Special is on YouTube on the Shuli network. Go to the Shuli Network and check out. Yeah, thank you, Leticia. Just now on every platform, Spotify, itunes, whatever you got. And soon to be on SiriusXM.

[Zach Amico]

Fantastic, guys. Follow me on Instagram. Zach, it's not funny. All my dates punch up dot Live slash Zach Amico. And hey, if you love this, this weekend I'll be in Detroit with Juggalo Championship Wrestling doing a free taping for JCW Lunacy. And we're giving out turkeys. If you love the show, we know you do. Go to gas digital.com to today use my promo code zoo. You save a few shackles off your subscription. You get your episodes early ad free and uncensored. You get the live chat, you get the archives, thousands of episodes of all your favorite guest shows. You get to watch the show live as we do it and well, shit, we do three of these a week. And if you want that Friday episode, the bonus episode, you gotta subscribe. So if you want the full morning zoo experience, use that promo code. Zoo. Thank you so much to my wonderful guests, Shader Anna and Anthony Zenhauser. Thank you so much to everyone that was so kind at Skank Fest and reached out to tell me they watched the show. I really appreciate each and every one of you and thank you sincerely to Rebecca and Louis and Christine for putting on the fucking best thing in the world. I love you guys dearly. And we will see you this Friday for a live episode here on the Gas Digital Network. Bye. The bun's begun. You'll sleep in. Noon is morning time for him. Papa Baco. Chug it down. Just like your favorite old beast, Clown. Grab a call bear and join the crew. It's Akamiko morning too. It's Akamiko Work, work morning too.