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Zach Amico
Fill her up.
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Zach Amico
Morning soon. Wake up, wake up, wake. Well, good, good, good morning. It is a Wednesday here at the Gas Digital Studios. It's me, your other boy, the international superstar cousin Zach saying welcome to the Morning Zoo. Very excited to be here because I have two great guests today. A stalwart of the show and a good friend. It's our buddy, Brett Raybould. How you doing, dog?
Brett Raybould
I got stalwart status. I gotta get, I gotta get. You know that SNL is the five Timers Club. Can I get. Oh, yeah, smoker jacket of the Mika's.
Zach Amico
It'll be. We'll get one big one that everyone has to share.
Brett Raybould
That's fine, man. That's fine.
Zach Amico
Thank you for being here and next to him, very excited to have him. Very, very funny. Drew Dunn. How you doing?
Drew Dunn
What's up, man? How are you?
Zach Amico
I'm fucking great, man. Good morning, buddy.
Drew Dunn
Good morning.
Zach Amico
Thank you for being here. Let's knock plugs right out of the way. Mr. Raybould, what do you want the fans to check out?
Brett Raybould
Zach, you know I'm a hack and I. Last time I was here, I tried to sell merch and I did. I got rid of two vinyls, so I brought one other piece of merch.
Zach Amico
Please.
Brett Raybould
It's always worth it if I can sell it. These are my comrades. Just please, if you'd like me on this show or you just want to support Zach, buy a come rag. DM me on Instagram. I will sell you an unused kum Rag. Yeah, that's why. That's not like that one.
Drew Dunn
That one's clearly.
Brett Raybould
This one is clean.
Zach Amico
No, no, no.
Drew Dunn
I trust your word for it. Yeah.
Zach Amico
Is it more or less if it's used?
Brett Raybould
Depending on the buyer. Depending on the buyer if you want me to use it.
Zach Amico
And then it's a sellers market, right?
Brett Raybould
It's.
Zach Amico
Yeah.
Drew Dunn
Is it up and down.
Brett Raybould
So that's my hackery.
Drew Dunn
Yeah, good for you man.
Zach Amico
And give you your socials and shit.
Brett Raybould
Oh, Brett Raybould on Instagram. I got a special on YouTube called Live at the Library.
Zach Amico
Fantastic. Just you're done.
Drew Dunn
Drew it on comedy.com for all Tor tickets. Follow me on YouTube. Posting a new video every Tuesday and going live after it. So having some fun with that fantastic Instagram.
Zach Amico
Zach is not funny. Punchup live. Zackamico for all my dates this Saturday I am at the Governor's. That's far away with Chris Faga and Joanna angel hosting. Next weekend, I am at a brewery in Connecticut with Greg Stone and my good buddy Alex Tomaselli. After that it looks like a little mini tour with me and my brother Crack Amico. And most importantly, shooting my first ever half an hour special. May 23rd in Austin passes the creek of the cave. 7pm 9pm Myself and Tim Butterly will each be recording our half an hours. And hey, if you love the show, go to gas digital.com today. Use my promo code ZOO. You save a little bit of money, you get your episodes ad free, early and uncensored. You get access to the live chat as well as the archives. Thousands of episodes of all your favorite guest shows from over the last decade. Plus, holy moly. We do a Friday show as well. And if you want that third bonus episode, the only way to get it is by subscribing. But regardless of how you consume the program, thank you so much for your time and thank you for watching Mr. Raybould. You went to tell me a story in the lobby and I told you to put a fucking sock in it. Yeah, I know. I said, let's save it for the show.
Brett Raybould
I don't even know if it's not even that good of a story. I just.
Zach Amico
Let's start with it.
Brett Raybould
Had a conversation with Gary K. Wolf, who is the writer of Roger Rabbit this morning.
Zach Amico
Oh, very cool.
Drew Dunn
Wow.
Brett Raybould
Me and a friend wrote a sequel to who Framed Roger Rabbit. And I was, I was at a show in New York, I was wearing my who Framed Roger Rabbit? T shirt. And one of the comics on the show is his wife was like, oh, I know the writer of that. And then I, you know, I told, oh, he wrote the sequel. And then she goes, you want me to connect you to the writer? I was his yoga teacher for like five years. Wow. I just talked to him. He's going to read what we wrote. He has the rights to Roger Rabbit anyway. But it's just kind of cool because that's cool. This guy's like, a legend.
Drew Dunn
Yeah. No, that's great, man.
Zach Amico
And I will say, movie that holds up.
Brett Raybould
Yeah, it's the best movie ever.
Drew Dunn
It's so fun. I got. I watch it at least once a year. When I was a kid. I was just. Yeah, that was the go to one of the few we had on DVDs. You'd put it on before you went to bed.
Zach Amico
A movie that explained race relations before we understood it exactly. In the least subtle way possible.
Drew Dunn
Yeah.
Zach Amico
You got to change one letter of Toontown to realize what it meant.
Drew Dunn
Yeah. May have got the whole world in the cartoon titties without even realizing it.
Brett Raybould
Oh, my God.
Drew Dunn
I think that was the gateway cartoon titty for this whole generation. Oh, definitely.
Zach Amico
Because then they tried to go with sexy cartoons. If you remember Cool World.
Drew Dunn
Oh, yeah.
Brett Raybould
No. What was cool.
Zach Amico
Shannon, can you bring up the trip? Cool World was essentially a more sexy Roger Rabbit. Where it was.
Drew Dunn
I remember this, but I might be mistaken.
Zach Amico
Has like, a cartoon girlfriend type thing.
Brett Raybould
Oh, my God. You can't beat Jessica, though.
Zach Amico
No,
Drew Dunn
I mean, years in prison.
Bleacher Report Announcer
Jack Deebs created his own world.
Drew Dunn
Oh, yeah.
Brett Raybould
It made him very successful.
Zach Amico
You're Jack Deeb's the creator of Cool World, Right. I can't believe this.
Brett Raybould
Now he thinks he's going home to the real world, but he's wrong.
Zach Amico
Real wrong.
Marge Schott (archival audio)
Welcome to my world sexually.
Zach Amico
Very, very Roger Avity.
Brett Raybould
Yeah.
Zach Amico
I forgot Brad Pitt's the other guy in this.
Brett Raybould
Brad Pitt?
Zach Amico
Yeah.
Drew Dunn
Wow, wow, wow.
Zach Amico
What am I here for?
Drew Dunn
That's like hate speech these days. Dude, don't even say that.
Zach Amico
No set of minds marrying a doodle. See, the property values are going down. We got doodles moving in.
Brett Raybould
Dude, don't.
Drew Dunn
Wow.
Zach Amico
You can cut it.
Drew Dunn
This is great because I was gonna say, this is back when they made stuff that they just wanted to make. There's clearly no target audience demographic that they're catering. Everything they write there, they just went, this is fucking great.
Zach Amico
$100 million or whatever it is at this thing. That's for nobody.
Drew Dunn
Nobody.
Brett Raybould
That's the. That's not a cheap movie to make.
Drew Dunn
No.
Brett Raybould
Have to animate. Like, you watch how they made Roger Rabbit. They would have real world props so, you know, the tunes interact with the world. If a tune does this and splashes water like it's real water, it's not cartoon. So they had to make props and then draw over the props that they filmed. Does that make sense? Yeah, so that, like, it interacted. So that movie was probably, like, an insane Amount.
Zach Amico
Roger rapper. They also had, like, a Roger doll on set to give people perspective of how big he was.
Drew Dunn
Yeah, right, right.
Zach Amico
And then the guy who played Roger would show up on set in a costume and do scene just so that people had somebody to act against.
Brett Raybould
Yeah, makes sense. Charles Fleischer. He's a legend. I've also talked to him.
Zach Amico
Oh, cool.
Brett Raybould
He loves the script.
Zach Amico
Chad. You can bring up the picture I put on Instagram. I brought up this the other day. When I was little, my dad's friend did a great Roger Rabbit. And he would call me every month, and Roger Rabbit would call me on the phone when I was little.
Brett Raybould
No way.
Zach Amico
And I thought. I just was. I thought Roger Rabbit was my friend when I was little that would call my dad. I was like, dude, my dad's friends with him.
Brett Raybould
He would do that.
Drew Dunn
Who needs the creator? I'll connect you with the guns.
Zach Amico
I'll get Roger on my dad's dad's number.
Brett Raybould
Tell my son he's being very bad.
Zach Amico
You gotta stop eating. Oh, that's awesome, dude. I mentioned this movie before, and I guess it was a bomb when it came out, but upon rewatching recently. God damn. I love Monkeybone.
Drew Dunn
Monkey Bone.
Zach Amico
So Monkey Bone is another cartoon.
Brett Raybould
Sex.
Zach Amico
So it is. Brendan Fraser is an animator who goes into a coma and gets stuck in the world he created. And then the monkey, who is his main character, takes over his body.
Drew Dunn
Wow.
Zach Amico
And it's banging. It's got Brendan Fraser, Rose McGowan as a half cat, half woman.
Brett Raybould
Wow.
Zach Amico
Pretty good.
Drew Dunn
Yeah.
Zach Amico
And excellent physical comedy by Chris Kattan.
Drew Dunn
Really?
Brett Raybould
Yeah.
Zach Amico
I believe that Chris Kattan plays a. I believe a marathon runner who gets, I want to say, hit by a truck or something.
Drew Dunn
Okay.
Zach Amico
And his neck's broken. And Brendan Fraser gets into his body and is trying to stop them, but his neck.
Brett Raybould
You broke it.
Zach Amico
You're an organ donor. Bridget, you can play that. Just play from here. Yeah. Chris Katan's, like, putting his bones back together the whole time.
Drew Dunn
That's great.
Brett Raybould
You know, he. I think Chris Katan was kind as kind of underutilized. I really believe that he had a bomb. Corky Romano, that bombed and then that derailed. Right. Yeah.
Zach Amico
Well, I don't think the night of the Roxbury movie did particularly well, but it's great.
Brett Raybould
And that's one that at least a little legacy of.
Zach Amico
Yeah.
Brett Raybould
Is bigger than probably the instant impact it had on.
Zach Amico
Yeah.
Drew Dunn
Right.
Brett Raybould
Cinema. Because it's still.
Zach Amico
Yeah.
Brett Raybould
Everyone still knows the little head thing. Like, it still has.
Zach Amico
Not that not everybody yeah.
Brett Raybould
Who?
Zach Amico
These men?
Drew Dunn
Yeah.
Brett Raybould
Yeah.
Zach Amico
Why they move their heads like that? Carry
Marge Schott (archival audio)
who?
Zach Amico
Will Ferrell. Something wrong? He got rabies. Why he feral?
Brett Raybould
There was a person on this show who didn't know the most basic.
Drew Dunn
Oh, really?
Zach Amico
Yeah. It was the only time in the history of podcasts I've yelled at somebody for not knowing.
Brett Raybould
Yeah. Zach's always the nicest host, even to me, and I've been unfunny in all the episodes. Wait, I gotta say this. This is a quick thing. Zach said the most accidentally funniest thing. Roast of me last time I did this show.
Drew Dunn
Okay. I don't know.
Brett Raybould
A couple of months ago, Zach made a roast joke, as you do to comics, where the. The. The punchline is, you're not funny.
Drew Dunn
Right.
Brett Raybould
Classic. We've all done those. We all get them. He made one of those at me. I laughed because it's funny. And then he paused and got serious and goes, like. I just. I want to be clear. I don't want the narrative to be, bread is not funny. And I'm sitting there going, I guess there's a narrative. Brett's not.
Zach Amico
It's because I'm in my head about it.
Brett Raybould
You're so nice. And because you did that, I'm like, oh, no.
Drew Dunn
Now I gotta stay away from the comments section.
Zach Amico
I realized a couple years ago, through therapy and conversations that Brett wasn't funny. Of course, that I have weaponized my vitriol as a career, and I grew up getting made fun of my dad's side of the family. My dad's got four brothers. All they did was basketball. Every funeral was just a gauntlet.
Drew Dunn
Yeah. Yeah.
Zach Amico
Of five men ridiculing everything about you.
Drew Dunn
Yeah.
Zach Amico
And my wife never understood the roast thing. She goes, you're not like. Like, you're not mean. You don't do it, like, in conversation.
Drew Dunn
Right.
Zach Amico
And she was. And then you do that, and you're so mean to people. Then she went to a family event and watched all my cousins get destroyed. And then me just go back.
Drew Dunn
Yeah, yeah. It's defense more than it's anything.
Zach Amico
And she's like, oh, my God. She's like, you just weaponized your trauma. And then when me and Lewis started doing podcasts together, the narrative when we started was that I stink. A comedy.
Drew Dunn
Okay.
Zach Amico
And that kind of haunted me for a while.
Brett Raybould
It follows it onto me.
Zach Amico
But that would be the narrative that I sucked. And then we both started doing better. And Louis, of course, exponentially better than me. But we still would do those jokes, and then we would Go on different podcasts together. And I would start making fun of Lewis's comedy.
Drew Dunn
Right, Right.
Zach Amico
And he was like, hey, dude, that's not a good way to advertise us. We should always have each other's. We can make fun of each other, but at the end of the day, we should always build each other up.
Drew Dunn
Right, Right.
Zach Amico
So that the narrative isn't, hey, these guys suck.
Drew Dunn
Yeah. Yeah. Or, this guy sucks. Look at this guy. Kind of.
Zach Amico
Yeah, yeah. So when I do that to people, I want it to be clear if somebody actually sucked.
Drew Dunn
Right.
Zach Amico
I would go, great guy. It's the fact that I'm brutally mean.
Brett Raybould
No, of course. When it comes. When you. Someone can make a, like, roast you, it shows that, like, you're actually friends.
Drew Dunn
I'm from a family of seven kids. Six boys. So, yeah, that was my. We did roast battles when I was a kid. We would go and my dad would have a stand on two sprinkler heads and we would play don't cry, which you would just roast your brother until they cried. And then you'd get another brother in his place and you'd try and be the last one.
Brett Raybould
It was called Don't.
Drew Dunn
Diabolically, don't cry. It was so. It's so good for you, though. Like, no. No bully at school could ever hurt my feelings. They don't. They don't have the intel that my brothers have.
Zach Amico
That's diabolical, though. That's like. That's worse than if he just told you guys to fight.
Drew Dunn
Yeah, yeah, no, it's.
Zach Amico
We.
Drew Dunn
We barely fist fought because of that. Like, we'd get physical maybe a few times ever. It was mostly like just finding ways to hurt each other's feelings with words.
Brett Raybould
Were you best in the. How'd you do on the power range?
Drew Dunn
I did pretty good because I like, once you hear everything, you know, you kind of just get numb to it. And once you can realize you, like, nothing can hurt you. Then you can just sit in the pocket and really, like, make your younger brother second guess every decision.
Brett Raybould
You're on the older end of it.
Drew Dunn
Yeah, I'm second oldest.
Brett Raybould
Unfair advantage, bro. You're like 13. He's 6. Barely knows words.
Drew Dunn
I'm just playing the game.
Zach Amico
I had to do that for a friend who had a 14 year old who was really mouthing off. Yeah, yeah, it's my buddy Arlo told us before. But my buddy Arlo is a third generation sideshow performer.
Drew Dunn
Okay. Wow.
Zach Amico
And he only.
Brett Raybould
Zach, bro.
Zach Amico
He, on multiple summers, has been a professional dunk Tank clown.
Drew Dunn
Wow.
Zach Amico
Which means he has got the gift of gab.
Brett Raybould
Totally.
Drew Dunn
Yeah.
Zach Amico
Because he can make people mad.
Drew Dunn
Totally.
Zach Amico
They're just breaking out twenties.
Drew Dunn
Yeah. Right.
Zach Amico
To make him wet.
Drew Dunn
Yeah. You got a 50 year old woman throwing 50 miles an hour for the first time in her life and he
Zach Amico
was great at it. And then he had a kid and now the kid is just. At the time, he was a fucking ginger just cunt. He was. So he's like. He's mean to his teachers and he took him to a gig. He's like, listen, he's really been disrespectful. I need you to ruin this. He's like, whatever he says because he's got to walk in the room and make fun of you.
Drew Dunn
Yeah, yeah.
Zach Amico
He was. I need you to light him up to the point that he questions whether or not he's funny.
Drew Dunn
Yeah.
Zach Amico
And I just fucking ruined the child. I just fucking busted his balls on. I watched his demeanor. I watched his confidence.
Drew Dunn
Yeah. Like a little fucking spirit drift.
Zach Amico
And at the end of the day, he was. The dad was like, hey, thanks. He really needed that.
Drew Dunn
Oh, yeah.
Zach Amico
He even said the next day he was like, dad, I think I've been mean.
Brett Raybould
That's good for a 14 year old to go through that.
Drew Dunn
Yeah. He got a year of therapy in one afternoon. I think he also.
Zach Amico
And J, if you think it was a bad day, it was a burlesque show and he got to hang out in the dressing room the whole day.
Drew Dunn
Pretty sweet deal for him.
Zach Amico
Yeah. And it was. He. He had a good day. Yeah.
Brett Raybould
That's what. That's amazing.
Zach Amico
Yeah. He had a fucking. If I would have taken that beat,
Drew Dunn
a glare, say whatever I want about
Zach Amico
a bunch of chubby tattooed girls, change costumes in front of me the whole day.
Drew Dunn
Pretty sweet.
Zach Amico
He had a day. All right, we got a bunch of silly shit to look at today. Let's start with this. So Chris Pratt, I guess is low key, pretty religious.
Brett Raybould
I think it's on the higher end of the Keys.
Zach Amico
But like. Well, he gets away with. I'm saying he's not associated with it on site.
Drew Dunn
Right, sure.
Zach Amico
And I believe he's part of a church that maybe denounces homosexuality. A few things. Now, the Chris Pratt I remember from not that long ago in my head was. Was the one married to Anna Faris.
Drew Dunn
Right.
Zach Amico
Who seemed like a sweet. Right guy.
Brett Raybould
Yes.
Zach Amico
But then it seems like I don't know if he fucking joined Skull and Bones or. He had the meeting.
Drew Dunn
Yeah.
Zach Amico
The Illuminati were like, hey, you want to be a star, you got to drop this bitch, marry Kennedy left a lot. You want to be a fucking Kennedy Schwarzenegger.
Drew Dunn
I mean, it does. If anybody got pulled into one of those meetings in the last few years, it was Chris Pratt. I mean, he went from Parks and Rec to every Jurassic park movie, Marvel movies. Like, he's everywhere.
Zach Amico
I feel like it was like him and Ryan Reynolds blindfolded naked with a bunch of guys in robes around it.
Brett Raybould
It's like, yeah, we. He did. He was like the beloved. Like, oh, this is like the most earnest, endearing, funny guy. And then now he's just. His jaw is as square as it gets and he's devoid of personality. Like, he doesn't be. He doesn't even quit.
Drew Dunn
But I wonder if that's just kind of inevitable with that level of fame. Like, you get to that point and yeah, you got to optimize your health because you got to shoot this movie. You got to be in this shape. Everything's measured in every part of your life.
Zach Amico
Literally, if you gain £20, a couple hundred people are out of work.
Drew Dunn
Yeah. Like, every minute of every day is scheduled and optimized. That, like, how do you not just become that after like a decade of doing that, you know? Like, how do you stay being yourself when you don't even get a chance to do it, you know? I don't know what comes first. Like, and it's kind of same thing with the religion. All these super successful people kind of turn into like. Yeah, it was all God all along. It's like, did you feel that way when you were eating shit or is it just now that it's working? Do you feel that way? I can't tell what comes.
Brett Raybould
They do the turn to God. It's like, what, What? What's in. What are you hiding? Yeah, it's like Russell Brand, like, made the turn to God and you're like, oh, very convenient.
Drew Dunn
What came first? The confessional booth.
Brett Raybould
Yeah, you gotta. No one. You gotta find Jesus after the orgies.
Zach Amico
And Russell Brand was a naughty boy.
Brett Raybould
Yes. Probably worse than naughty.
Zach Amico
His radio show in Britain was brutally mean.
Brett Raybould
Yeah.
Zach Amico
He called. It was him and his co host, and I believe one it might have been Brand dated the granddaughter of one of the guys from Faulty Towers. And I guess Fawlty Towers is like, talking about Seinfeld here.
Brett Raybould
Like, sure.
Zach Amico
Upper Echelon Games, one of those shows where they did like two seasons and we're like, we're good. This is perfect. We're gonna leave, like, the way British TV kind of walks away. And they called the one guy from Folly Towers and started talking about fucking his granddaughter who was like a. Like a hot like alt burlesque kind of chick.
Drew Dunn
Just on the radio.
Zach Amico
Yeah.
Drew Dunn
Jesus.
Zach Amico
Yeah, they were. They got a lot of trouble for it. He also like talked about like smoking crack and like doing gay shit.
Brett Raybould
Yeah.
Zach Amico
But anyway, Chris Pratt said something. A common activity his five year old has never done. I thought we could guess. I'm going to assume see him in a movie or watch TV.
Drew Dunn
Definitely watch TV.
Brett Raybould
I was gonna guess be empathetic. 5 year old has never seen him.
Zach Amico
Be a leg. Let a black touch him. I'm gonna guess watch tv.
Drew Dunn
Yeah. Because there's too many. He's in too many young kid movies to not.
Zach Amico
Yeah, I guess you can show Mario.
Drew Dunn
Yeah, right. Like he's in. Yeah, Mario fucking. Yeah, he's definitely watched his dad be in a movie this. But. Yeah, I mean, when does Chris Pratt sit down and watch tv?
Zach Amico
Yeah, that's probably.
Drew Dunn
You know what I mean?
Zach Amico
I feel like he might be that kind of religious who's like, we don't have the TV in the house.
Drew Dunn
Yeah, right, right. He probably barely sees his dad anyway.
Zach Amico
Yeah, it's probably a lot of.
Drew Dunn
When dad's home and dad's sitting on the couch watching tv, he's like, what the fuck are you even doing?
Brett Raybould
I'm convinced he has a CG version of himself in the house to interact with his child.
Drew Dunn
One of those little white hollow boxes you see popping up everywhere.
Zach Amico
Hey, son, don't they have him at the Guardians ride now?
Drew Dunn
Yeah, they do. Yeah. Or it's some version of that. I don't know. It's some. Disney's doing all these new hologram kind of.
Zach Amico
I think they have a hymn that gives you the instructions for the Guardians.
Brett Raybould
An animatron or like just him on
Zach Amico
a pre recorded video, Like a hologram type of like, not like, not like he's in the room with you, but he's in the box. Like you said the box. Yeah.
Drew Dunn
Like looks like. Yeah, they're doing a lot of that shit. Yeah, they don't even need the box in Disney. They'll just be like in front of you somehow with a glass circle around it.
Zach Amico
Or now they did. We were watching this the other day for the new Animatronics. They have blank faces.
Drew Dunn
Yeah, yeah.
Zach Amico
They project the face on it, but they can like sweat and bleed and like they get like what?
Brett Raybould
Yeah, it's weird for the Animatrons, the robots that do the shit.
Zach Amico
Yeah. Yeah, they can. Like, but it's projected on. So it's like a 3D projection onto a blank face.
Drew Dunn
Yeah.
Brett Raybould
And the face is just around.
Zach Amico
Yeah.
Drew Dunn
Yeah. Like a projector screen kind of looking.
Zach Amico
So we guess and watch tv.
Drew Dunn
Yeah,
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Shannon
I don't know about TV in general, but it is. They've never seen a movie. His five, three and one year old have never seen movies at all. But it does say that his 13 year old, he took to see the screening of Super Mario Brothers in 2023, and it's. It seems like. So his wife, Catherine Schwarzenegger. It says that she. He said that she is, like, very weird about technology and screens and stuff.
Zach Amico
She's scared of Skynet.
Drew Dunn
Yeah. Yeah, I get why. I mean, look at her dad.
Zach Amico
How do you not grow up scared of technology? No screens.
Drew Dunn
No screens for your kids. My grandchildren will not be, comma, victim of Skynet.
Zach Amico
See, a movie is a lot. I guess maybe they're allowed to watch like, Bluey or something. But yeah, see a movie is wild.
Drew Dunn
Yeah, I think a movie's fine. You know, I think that's better than putting on Bluey. Bluey never ends. Seven thousand episodes of that show. It'll just fucking loop forever, you know?
Zach Amico
Yeah.
Drew Dunn
Show your kid a movie. It's like, yeah, here it is. It's over now. We're done.
Zach Amico
No, not with kids. Kids, you gotta watch it a million times.
Brett Raybould
You do.
Drew Dunn
No, I have a kid. I fucking shut it off. It's over. We watch a movie. It's done. All right, let's do something else.
Zach Amico
I wish I wasn't so excited for that next Mario Brothers. I'm such a. I did. I. First of all, I loved the first. I was.
Brett Raybould
It was good.
Zach Amico
I was a pig and shit, dude. I was.
Drew Dunn
They did a good job with it. Yeah.
Zach Amico
I didn't think I was gonna like it, and I loved it. And this one, it's such, like, nerd service. His fucking stupid fat me is like, oh, that's the bad. That's Birdo. You know, that's the bad guy from Mario 3.
Drew Dunn
Yeah.
Zach Amico
Or even like, they showed him in the desert world from Mario Odyssey. And I'm like, oh, we're bringing Mario Odyssey canon into this. Let's go, baby.
Brett Raybould
That's hilarious. Did crap. Did Chris Pratt, like, from the trailer, did he try on the voice? No, that might be the weak spot. Right. Because it seemed like he kind of just did the generic voice.
Zach Amico
Well, I think the excuse they do is that that's a fake voice they do for the commercials or something.
Drew Dunn
Yeah, because he'll put it on for, like, moments and, like, the sound effects, he'll be like, woohoo. And then he'll be like, yeah, now I'm Chris Pratt again with, like, a little Italian on it.
Zach Amico
It's.
Drew Dunn
Yeah, you're like, no, I'm like, give me Mario over the top.
Zach Amico
I mean, it is crazy that he was Lego guy, him and Garfield.
Brett Raybould
Lego Guy worked because it was just like a regular, regular cheerful guy.
Zach Amico
Now Garfield's black, right? No, the next Garfield is black, I'm pretty sure.
Drew Dunn
Wasn't he always.
Zach Amico
Wow.
Brett Raybould
He doesn't. He doesn't like lasagna.
Zach Amico
See, in my head, Garfield is Bill Murray.
Drew Dunn
Right, right.
Zach Amico
And that's kind of a psyop, because in my head, Garfield was Bill Murray when we were little.
Drew Dunn
Yeah, yeah.
Zach Amico
But he was only Bill Murray in the movies. There was a guy who did Bill Murray's voice in real Ghostbusters was Garfield, I believe.
Drew Dunn
Okay.
Zach Amico
So that's why, in my head, Bill Garfield has always sounded like Bill Murray.
Drew Dunn
Right, right, right. Because that's kind of been that.
Zach Amico
Shannon. Am I crazy at that one?
Shannon
I'm looking it up.
Brett Raybould
Love hearing those keys. Love hearing the keys. Shannon. I have a question for you, Shannon. What's the thing you've looked up the most in your history of running a show for Zach that has upset you the most?
Shannon
Oh, I don't know. See, in my mind, it all merges together between this show and Real Podcast and the Lewis and Zach show.
Brett Raybould
That's fine.
Shannon
But I would say anything animal murder related, I don't love.
Documentary Narrator/Interviewer
Yeah.
Zach Amico
I'm a big fan of prairie dogs getting sniper shot.
Brett Raybould
I think we watched that.
Zach Amico
I've shown a lot of people that.
Brett Raybould
I actually think you banged on the bathroom door to show me.
Zach Amico
Yeah, I think I did.
Brett Raybould
You're like, yeah, you flipped the phone under the door.
Zach Amico
Sounds like me.
Brett Raybould
I've watched that with you grown up.
Drew Dunn
Whack a mole, dude.
Zach Amico
I mean, that's great. We've explained before, it's humane.
Drew Dunn
Yeah.
Zach Amico
Because gophers and dig holes in fields and horses and cows will step in them, break their legs, and then they got to kill them.
Drew Dunn
Right.
Zach Amico
So if you get infested with something that puts a bunch of holes in the field, you got to hire a service.
Drew Dunn
Yeah.
Zach Amico
And rather than put poison out that might kill everything, you gotta. You gotta whack the terriers when the
Brett Raybould
terriers kill the rats.
Zach Amico
We've done that a bunch.
Brett Raybould
We have done that. That's one of the best.
Zach Amico
Yeah.
Brett Raybould
Internet videos.
Drew Dunn
Oh, yeah. Just sending a dog.
Zach Amico
Oh, no. They'll send in a team of terriers. A whole of nasty ass terriers.
Drew Dunn
Terriers.
Zach Amico
And they fuck. They'll like go to like an infested farm and like flip a fucking crate or shot like, wow, rats. And just 100 go at these terriers, dude. They're like trained. They don't like, fuck with them. They go snap. And then they move to the next one.
Drew Dunn
Wow. Wow.
Zach Amico
And then they line all the rats up at the end and take a picture.
Brett Raybould
That's so great.
Drew Dunn
Holding it up. Yeah.
Zach Amico
It's a fun day.
Drew Dunn
Wow.
Zach Amico
Sorry. Movie. That's fair. Mario. Looking forward to it. Had a joke about black Garfield. Not going to say it.
Drew Dunn
Yeah.
Zach Amico
Because would be very unbecoming.
Drew Dunn
Right.
Zach Amico
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Drew Dunn
Oh, boy. It's beginning.
Zach Amico
I told you this is what I was worried about. Turn off the screen.
Intro Jingle/Voiceover
Now.
Zach Amico
Get my grandchildren. Where's the iPad? Destroy it. It. There's supposed to be a cooking robot, I believe.
Brett Raybould
I think I saw they.
Shannon
The robots were there as a promotion for the news Utopia movie, okay? And so they're just kind of entertaining.
Brett Raybould
Legitimately.
Zach Amico
So is you Supposed to dance around and be like, go see Zootopia.
Shannon
Yes.
Drew Dunn
God. Thank God they gave that job to a robot. Imagine if that was just a person.
Zach Amico
Yeah. Imagine if that was some poor Mexican.
Drew Dunn
I'd be flipping out, too. I'd be smashing the table if I had that fucking gig.
Zach Amico
Some poor fucking Mexican guy's got to wear the Zootopia outfit all day.
Drew Dunn
You stand here and dance for the rich people. All right. I hate this job.
Zach Amico
So they had to drag it out. Right? It went nuts and started banging on shit.
Shannon
Yes. Yeah, they had drag it out. But everyone. No one was like, angry about it. Everyone enjoyed it.
Drew Dunn
Sure.
Brett Raybould
But that also. It malfunctioning is just better promotion for the movie, for sure.
Zach Amico
Probably better than if it just worked.
Drew Dunn
Yeah, we wouldn't have even heard about it.
Zach Amico
I didn't even know there was a Z2. Zootopia 3. 2.
Drew Dunn
Yeah.
Zach Amico
See, I don't know anything.
Drew Dunn
Yep.
Zach Amico
I don't know nothing about no Zootopia 2.
Brett Raybould
It came out a while ago. The thing is still promoting it.
Drew Dunn
Well, you got to buy it right now. I think it's like, you only buy it because I don't even know if it's theaters and you got it to put. Or you can pay 20 bucks or something like that.
Brett Raybould
Get back to DVD.
Drew Dunn
I know.
Brett Raybould
I'm actually serious. We got to get back to dvd.
Drew Dunn
Yeah, something. Just give me something physical to put in and feel like I own something for once, you know?
Brett Raybould
Truly, though, it's. Everything is just in the air and it's like, what. What's the.
Zach Amico
We had this conversation on Real Life podcast last week. Lewis tried to rent Revenge of the Nerds.
Brett Raybould
Yeah.
Zach Amico
It is not available on any streaming service. What? You just can't.
Drew Dunn
You just have to have a kicking around.
Zach Amico
So we found out that you can buy a Blu Ray. Okay. You can Torrent it on archive.org where somebody has it up or. What I found was if you use a VPN and change your location to England, it's on Amazon Prime.
Drew Dunn
Oh, interesting.
Brett Raybould
That's the. The least natural way of renting the movie is gonna do a vpn.
Drew Dunn
Yeah.
Brett Raybould
Set it to different countries. Let me try Croatia. Maybe it's in Croatia.
Drew Dunn
Here we are. Revenge of the Nerds. Finally. This is me. Totally me.
Brett Raybould
That's insane. It's not even just on Amazon. You can't rent it on, like, Google, YouTube.
Zach Amico
And then. So this movie, the thing that people don't realize, because I'm a proponent of physical media.
Brett Raybould
Yes.
Zach Amico
I still. I collect vinyls because I think they sound the best and I like having them.
Drew Dunn
Yeah.
Zach Amico
I think it's pretty cool. I know it's nerdy. Whatever. I like having. If I love a movie, I like to have a Steelbook, a Blu Ray, a Criterion or something of it.
Drew Dunn
Yeah.
Zach Amico
Because I do fear the day that one day a movie that I love will be stricken.
Drew Dunn
Yeah. Right.
Zach Amico
Very glad. I have my Simpsons DVDs.
Drew Dunn
Yeah.
Zach Amico
I want the Michael Jackson one. I have my always sunny DVDs.
Drew Dunn
Right.
Zach Amico
Bunch of those gone. Mighty Boosh. A bunch gone.
Drew Dunn
Yeah. Yeah, right.
Brett Raybould
Yeah. They've gone back and like when there was something that was, I guess, offensive or on the line, like they've gone back and clipped. Cut out those moments from the shows. Yeah. I don't remember the exact ones, but like Community had the dark elf. A dark elf who Ken Jeong was wearing. What does look like. The joke is it looks like blackface. He's a dark elf. But everyone is obviously like, dude, not okay. And he doesn't get it. But they like, they can. They just like can strict that completely like you said.
Zach Amico
Yeah.
Brett Raybould
Like, it just no longer.
Zach Amico
That episode was missing for a long time. There's a couple 30 rocks.
Brett Raybould
Yeah.
Zach Amico
So my. And I've. I've made this point before. I think we've lost nuance where if you can't make fun of somebody for being wrong.
Drew Dunn
Right.
Zach Amico
Then we won't understand why it's wrong. Totally.
Brett Raybould
That's the joke.
Drew Dunn
The joke is that this is wrong and you don't get it.
Zach Amico
The joke on 30 Rock was always, oh, like Jenna did blackface for Halloween and didn't realize why it was offensive.
Drew Dunn
Right, right.
Zach Amico
Because Jen is a fucking idiot.
Drew Dunn
Yes.
Zach Amico
The same would always Sonny. They. When they did the Die Hard. Not the Lethal Weapons.
Drew Dunn
Yes. Right.
Zach Amico
That they were also. Or that Sweet D would dress up as a Puerto Rican reporter and not realize how offensive she was being. Cause they're fucking idiots.
Drew Dunn
Yes. Yes. It's about the character, not about the, like the fact that you're doing it.
Zach Amico
Or like, even when they go back and try and get Sarah Silverman for the blackface episode of Sarah Sil. That's the funniest fucking bit. Do you remember how good it was?
Drew Dunn
No, I don't remember it from her show.
Zach Amico
Chan as you could find it. It's. She decides she's going to live life as a black woman for a day. And the way they set it up makes me. It's because a. It's a reference to one of my favorite movies or at least my favorite time in movies, which is Robin Williams on top.
Drew Dunn
Yeah, yeah.
Zach Amico
So she goes to the makeup artist, and they essentially do the Mrs. Doubtfire.
Drew Dunn
Okay.
Zach Amico
Where it looks like she's getting fitted with, like, prosthetics and all this, and they just put blackface on it. And then she goes, I'm beautiful. Yes. Oh, my God. Beautiful. Queen Latifah.
Woman with sun allergy (TikTok or interviewee)
Love it.
Zach Amico
Oh, I forgot that. It's Eddie Pepitone, New York.
Drew Dunn
This is your last chance.
Zach Amico
I had no idea how cruel white people could be to us. Oh, I'm sorry.
Woman with sun allergy (TikTok or interviewee)
I'm black today,
Zach Amico
Forsaken by my own people.
Woman with sun allergy (TikTok or interviewee)
This is literally my darkest hour.
Zach Amico
You were right.
Woman with sun allergy (TikTok or interviewee)
It's so much harder to be black than it is to be Jewish.
Zach Amico
I'd kill myself if I were black. Excuse me, miss. Don't worry, I'm not black. There's nothing harder in the world than being black.
Woman with sun allergy (TikTok or interviewee)
Exactly.
Zach Amico
Gee, that wouldn't happen to be because I'm black, would it? You have a problem with me being black, officer? Well, stats revolting. Completely over the line. It's very funny.
Brett Raybould
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Zach Amico
Because we're exploiting the ignorance of the character.
Drew Dunn
Right? Exactly.
Zach Amico
And showing why it's wrong.
Drew Dunn
Yeah, man, they just. Yeah, there's just no space for that anymore. Like, what's the point of. They wouldn't even allow a bit. Even close to that. I mean, they're. To the point where they're just washing it off of the past. Like, anything that's even close to that. I mean, that's like.
Zach Amico
Yeah, that's the craziest black face out
Drew Dunn
of any of the ones that we've discussed.
Zach Amico
That's as bad as it gets.
Drew Dunn
That's actual fucking vaudevillian black.
Zach Amico
Yeah. Because I feel like. Like we. At some point, the line stopped being blackface to make fun of black people to. Now you cannot play a rate. You can't paint yourself.
Drew Dunn
Right.
Zach Amico
To be a person of a different shade than you.
Drew Dunn
Now when they start doing all this stuff and it's going to be like an AI actor overlay, everything's perfect. Is it going to be okay for a white guy to play in India? Is that blackface? If. If you. If you play every character like a, you know, an Eddie Murphy movie, but it's all CGI to be actual different people. Is that racist?
Zach Amico
So I've heard people refer to auditory blackface.
Drew Dunn
Okay.
Zach Amico
Which is just using black voice, which.
Drew Dunn
That's.
Zach Amico
Sorry, everyone does that one.
Drew Dunn
That's bullshit, man.
Zach Amico
It's too fun not to do. By the way, every time a white guy Every time a white guy does black voice and says motherfucker, it's because we wanted to say the N word.
Drew Dunn
Come on, motherfucker, Motherfucker.
Zach Amico
It's funny every time.
Drew Dunn
Yeah.
Zach Amico
And I will stop. I will. I cannot give that one up.
Drew Dunn
No.
Zach Amico
I have also heard people accuse people of. I can't remember. Maybe it might be digital blackface. If people reply to something with a meme of a black person, I give you a reply with, like, a Steve Harvey, like, giving a look.
Drew Dunn
I can't watch prices. Right. Or fucking. Whatever.
Zach Amico
Family shots.
Drew Dunn
Yeah.
Brett Raybould
That's all he does.
Drew Dunn
He's got great facial expressions.
Brett Raybould
He does.
Zach Amico
But I have heard that it is blackface to use memes where you have a black reaction to something. Now, what I think we need to eliminate is white women and men saying y' all in posts where they are being condescending to people for being hateful.
Drew Dunn
Right.
Zach Amico
Y' all need to live better. I also think white people should not. White women specifically should not be able to do the thing where they put the clap.
Brett Raybould
Clap emojis. I was about to say that.
Drew Dunn
Do that.
Zach Amico
That is. That is. That is more offensive than blackface.
Drew Dunn
That's digital blackface.
Zach Amico
For now.
Drew Dunn
You are emojis.
Zach Amico
That is great. I. By the way, I only send the black thumbs up.
Drew Dunn
Yeah, see that? That's offensive.
Zach Amico
Nate Marshall called me out on that once. He's like, do you do that just to me? I was like, no, I do that to everybody. He's like, dude, for months, I thought you were fucking with me.
Drew Dunn
It'd be so funny to color code based on who you're sending it to. Here's an Asian thumb for you. Mexican thumb.
Brett Raybould
Oh, it's so funny. I mean, the fist you got to be careful with, because they do have the different. They have a white power fist. The emojis could do a white power fist.
Zach Amico
There's new emojis coming, Right. I saw a Bigfoot.
Drew Dunn
Oh, wow.
Zach Amico
Which I cannot fit why you would need to shorthand Bigfoot.
Brett Raybould
We. There is too many.
Drew Dunn
Well, the guys who aren't really good at texting are usually the ones typing a lot about Bigfoot, I think. Yeah.
Zach Amico
Shannon, can you look up the list of the new emojis they have coming up of? It was so many things that I just can't imagine the need for it. They just did an SNL sketch with the most at least used emoji.
Brett Raybould
Yeah.
Zach Amico
And it was like, airline tram. Something was the least used one.
Drew Dunn
Oh, yeah. I think I saw a clip of that. Yeah. It Was like. Yeah, the. The.
Zach Amico
Yeah.
Drew Dunn
The kids aerial tramway.
Zach Amico
Yeah. Yeah. The most. The. The one kid was the heart emoji.
Brett Raybould
I have a problem right now with one of my most frequently used.
Zach Amico
Okay, here's what we got. We got. These are new Bigfoot treasure trombone fight. That one I can see.
Brett Raybould
Fight is good.
Zach Amico
Killer whale ballerina.
Brett Raybould
Okay.
Zach Amico
Falling rocks. And then what would that face be? Embarrassed. Staring.
Brett Raybould
Shocked, I guess. Shocked.
Zach Amico
Embarrassed. I could get used out of that.
Drew Dunn
That's like that Gen Z stare.
Zach Amico
Yeah, that is kind of.
Drew Dunn
Yeah, that's that, like, hey, can I get a splash of milk in the coffee?
Brett Raybould
Three of those. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Drew Dunn
Just a splash.
Brett Raybould
Three of those are used.
Zach Amico
The fight one. I definitely. The cloud with the.
Brett Raybould
Oh, especially since you're friends with Louis.
Zach Amico
Yeah. Like, that one's just like, you got to get over here.
Drew Dunn
Yeah.
Zach Amico
Just like, fight emoji. Fight emoji. Blackface, dude.
Brett Raybould
The emoji. I have a problem. I have a. Just one of those life bits. I just think it's funny to text random friends randomly. The Israel flag. Just out of nowhere. Just out of nowhere. You just get Brett sending you an Israel flag. So now it's like my most frequently used emoji. And now I'm like, I gotta. I gotta go deeper into the catalog to try and eliminate it from being my number one.
Drew Dunn
Yeah. Throw the Iranian flag in there.
Brett Raybould
I got. I need to start.
Zach Amico
It is funny that you can switch the races, because I don't know how many times somebody's like, I can send somebody. A black vampire.
Drew Dunn
Yeah.
Zach Amico
Like, unless they're like, hey, come over. We're watching Blade.
Drew Dunn
Right, Right.
Brett Raybould
Talking Blade. Yeah.
Zach Amico
All right, moving on. You know, we just mentioned the Price is Right. Even though we were meant to talk about Family Feud, Price is Right host Bob Barker had suicidal thoughts after wife's death and became, quote, unquote, narcissistic egomaniac. Whenever I watch old Price is Right, I assume he's fucking everything.
Drew Dunn
Yeah. Also, I think he just kind of became who he really is, you know?
Zach Amico
Yeah.
Drew Dunn
He didn't have his wife reeling him in.
Zach Amico
Yeah.
Drew Dunn
Every night. Honey, are you drinking tonight?
Marge Schott (archival audio)
Yeah.
Drew Dunn
Drinking again tonight. Yeah. I mean, I'm staying out late. Is right.
Zach Amico
I work three days a month.
Drew Dunn
Yeah.
Zach Amico
Yeah.
Drew Dunn
And then she's out of the picture. And now he gets this.
Zach Amico
No. Has the energy of like, oh, I'm these ladies.
Drew Dunn
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes. I didn't know your pets.
Zach Amico
It's just.
Drew Dunn
That's almost like. Just to get you thinking about talking balls, you know?
Zach Amico
So Shannon is This from a book, A tell all, a memoir.
Shannon
It seems like there's gonna be a documentary coming out or docu series. Dirty Rotten Scandal. Docu series on E. He's.
Brett Raybould
But he's the age where you go like, yeah, like, for sure.
Drew Dunn
You earned it.
Brett Raybould
He was like, yeah. He's like.
Zach Amico
It was from a different time. It's like getting mad at Jerry Lewis for being a dick. It's like, yeah, yeah. You went through it.
Drew Dunn
Yeah. You had to, I think, to run something like that, to be the guy in charge of that, you got to fucking throw your dick around a little bit and be an asshole.
Zach Amico
Yeah. Desi Ricky from Isle of Lucy. Desi Arnaz.
Drew Dunn
Yeah.
Zach Amico
Fucked everything.
Brett Raybould
Living the dream.
Zach Amico
Lucy would be on set rehearsing.
Drew Dunn
Yeah. Yeah.
Zach Amico
And he'd have one of the dancers up in his room. And by the way, she was no fucking angel either, because apparently if she caught him, she would be like, where's my spit? Jesus Christ. Like, that's how they talked about each other.
Brett Raybould
Wow.
Drew Dunn
Yeah. Different times.
Brett Raybould
They should have put that in the show.
Drew Dunn
Yeah, I'd watch that. Where's the bts? I Love Lucy?
Zach Amico
They never. People. Never. I feel like it's a lost impression. People only do TV like that era. Lucy, like the way Ricky.
Drew Dunn
Yeah.
Zach Amico
Old smoke, smoky voice, cancer ridden Lucy is one of my favorite impressions. I think the Simpsons only did it once.
Drew Dunn
Yeah.
Zach Amico
When Mo was selling clams that look like Lucille Ball, she would own this, the Mooney. But Stern used to have Lucy collid from her hospital bed.
Drew Dunn
Wow.
Zach Amico
And it was fucking. Oh, God damn it. It. He's so fun. It's the guy. He's Fry and Zach Brannigan on Futurama. He was Ren and Stimpy.
Drew Dunn
Ah, fuck. I can see his face.
Brett Raybould
Incredible voice actor.
Zach Amico
Yeah. Because he would call in Stern all the time as different people. Shannon, can you please give me this guy's name? It's gonna drive me crazy
Shannon
at Billy West.
Zach Amico
Thank you, Billy West. Thank you. And he would call it as. As Dying Lucy. And it was so fucking funny.
Brett Raybould
That is a great bit.
Zach Amico
And then, of course, March shot. I don't know. That might be a little old for you guys.
Drew Dunn
Yeah, I don't know that.
Brett Raybould
I don't know that one.
Zach Amico
March owned a baseball team and referred to them as her million dollar N words. And she had a thick. She essentially sounds like racist Stimpy with a Boston accent. And Billy west would call it as her. That's one of my favorites.
Drew Dunn
That's fucking great.
Zach Amico
Y. Yeah. They're making Me money out here. What? Chad, can you please bring up stern Marge Shot word association? Well, dude, we can. We can listen to a little stern, right?
Brett Raybould
Yeah, sure. Just thinking, what if, while it takes time, I had this story of just people being racist at sporting events. I was at a New York Jets Chiefs game, and I'm having pleasant football banter with the old man next to me. You know, the quarterback looks good, blah, blah. And then at one point he just goes, that's why I like this sport. If these guys didn't have this, they'd all be in prison. Jesus Christ. And you just go, well. And coward that I am. I was like. Like, yeah, coward. That a schmuck that I am. I didn't go, you're fucking insane. That's a horrible thing to say.
Drew Dunn
Like, well, that's why I like football. It's great. Look what it does.
Brett Raybould
All of these men from being in prison.
Drew Dunn
Not why you should love football.
Shannon
These look familiar to you?
Zach Amico
Just do any of them. Any. Any.
Drew Dunn
Mar.
Zach Amico
Shot. One is fine. Did that. Black one is fine. All right.
Gas Digital Network Announcer
On our phone is Marge Shot who you are now going. Let's get Mrs. Shot on the phone so she can be.
Marge Schott (archival audio)
Last night on Prime Time Live, Marge Shot was interviewed by Diane Sawyer.
Gas Digital Network Announcer
Yeah. I mean, yes.
Marge Schott (archival audio)
Now, you know that Marge has been suspended from baseball for a year for using derogatory. Common in reference to black people, Jewish people, Japanese people.
Zach Amico
Well, lasts a lot of them.
Gas Digital Network Announcer
She calls them jabs.
Zach Amico
Yeah.
Gas Digital Network Announcer
Not nips.
Marge Schott (archival audio)
Last night on Prime Time Live, she repeated her belief that everyone uses the word nigger and that she doesn't think the swastika is a symbol of evil.
Drew Dunn
Oh, boy.
Marge Schott (archival audio)
She says she believes racism.
Zach Amico
Early. Early libertarian.
Marge Schott (archival audio)
Hello.
Gas Digital Network Announcer
Yes. Is this true, what Robin is telling me, that you feel everyone uses the word nigger?
Marge Schott (archival audio)
I feel that everyone uses that word. And what can I say? I'm suspended.
Zach Amico
What can I say?
Marge Schott (archival audio)
And I did nothing wrong. I mean, thanks to me, a few cotton pickers are off the streets and
Woman with sun allergy (TikTok or interviewee)
making a few bucks.
Gas Digital Network Announcer
Well, you have a very warped view of life, don't you?
Marge Schott (archival audio)
Well, I put a bat in a nigger's hand so he can hit balls, not head.
Gas Digital Network Announcer
Look, using that word.
Zach Amico
She's the radio.
Marge Schott (archival audio)
I tried to improve the lives of these frigging gorillas.
Gas Digital Network Announcer
You're absolutely outrageous.
Marge Schott (archival audio)
They're doing this because I'm a woman.
Gas Digital Network Announcer
What are you doing now? I understand you're organizing a protest.
Marge Schott (archival audio)
There's marches in my favor. There are people against me. There was a poll in Cincinnati. I urge all these people to put down those Budweisers and match with me it for damn Jews, too. They take the money and that's fine.
Drew Dunn
Oh, she's ahead of her time on that one.
Marge Schott (archival audio)
If these ever worked a day in their lazy lives, they'd understand.
Gas Digital Network Announcer
You're outrageous.
Marge Schott (archival audio)
Don't get. Don't get me wrong.
Gas Digital Network Announcer
All right, now, Robin, what else.
Zach Amico
How funny is it that he's just
Marge Schott (archival audio)
in the room of Nazi Germany was not a symbol of evil.
I don't think it is so.
Brett Raybould
This is Mark West.
Zach Amico
Loved Billy West.
Brett Raybould
Billy West.
Marge Schott (archival audio)
Let me finish, Marge. You said that you weren't talking about Jews when you said that Hitler had the right idea but went too far.
Gas Digital Network Announcer
What were you talking about?
Marge Schott (archival audio)
He brought the economy around. He had family in Germany, and they. They did okay by Hitler. But he did go, look, I love and kikes, and I can even put up with a spick or two.
Well, you do say that. As for calling Jews money grubbing, that those accusations were made by a disgruntled former employee and that you have a Jewish boy who heads up your Chevrolet store.
Gas Digital Network Announcer
A Jewish boy. Why would you admit. Why would Mr. Shot. Robin. Why would Mrs. Shot admit to having said the word nigger? Why didn't she just deny it?
Marge Schott (archival audio)
It would seem to me that she really doesn't realize that she's only going to get herself in more trouble.
Zach Amico
Yeah.
Gas Digital Network Announcer
I mean, it just. You just say, hey, wait a second. These are a bunch of visuals. Vicious people trying to slander me. I. I love.
Marge Schott (archival audio)
Keep your mouth shut.
Gas Digital Network Announcer
Yeah, I love people. That's what you would say. But she goes, no, no. Everyone uses the word.
Marge Schott (archival audio)
Everybody uses the word.
Shannon
I know.
Marge Schott (archival audio)
It's a derogatory word.
Zach Amico
It's crazy. By the way, there's an entire generation that does not know this Stern existed.
Drew Dunn
Yeah, right. Sure. Yeah.
Zach Amico
It was kind of shocking to hear him this blatant with it even then.
Drew Dunn
Yeah, for sure.
Zach Amico
I mean, that's crazy. That was. You could just turn on the radio and hear that.
Brett Raybould
That is just fm. Just. You didn't have that. Wasn't behind a paywall. It wasn't the Patreon specific episode.
Zach Amico
He had a show on upn.
Drew Dunn
Wow.
Zach Amico
Howard Stern Live was at the upn, Suit. And then it was on E. Wow.
Drew Dunn
Yeah. They just let it fly back then,
Zach Amico
but it was working.
Drew Dunn
It was. They were pouring in cash. I mean, maybe not in the early days.
Brett Raybould
Still is.
Drew Dunn
Yeah.
Brett Raybould
Yeah. He just zooms into his Sirius XM show.
Drew Dunn
Crazy.
Brett Raybould
It just doesn't give a 4 million an episode. Just zooming In I. You gotta go in studio if you're making that kind of money. It is crazy. It's legacy.
Zach Amico
It's funny that they built him his fucking Batmobile elevator, and he doesn't. You know that.
Drew Dunn
Yeah, yeah. It goes right into his house.
Zach Amico
His limo goes into this. Up to the studio.
Drew Dunn
Oh, right to the studio.
Zach Amico
I think he has a private thing,
Brett Raybould
a private elevator, so that, like, that
Zach Amico
people don't see him.
Drew Dunn
And he's like, I got a webcam that. Yeah, flip that Logitech on and.
Zach Amico
But I mean, I grew up on.
Brett Raybould
I bought one of those.
Drew Dunn
Yeah.
Zach Amico
Such a big deal growing up, like, because everyone worked on trucks in my life.
Drew Dunn
Yeah. Yeah.
Zach Amico
Everyone listen, like, Stern was the most, like, dude. One of the last times I was in serious, I saw Gary Dellibade walking around, and I was starstruck.
Drew Dunn
Wow.
Zach Amico
That's fucking baba Bowie. Holy shit.
Drew Dunn
Yeah.
Zach Amico
Just.
Drew Dunn
Yeah. I mean, that was probably one of the first, like, niche celebrities, because back in those days, if someone was famous, they were famous. But that radio world was making people that if you watch that show, you were like, holy fuck.
Zach Amico
And it was every dude. The day of the OJ Killings, when he. They had somebody prank call the news and say that they were watching OJ and then they just start doing Howard Stern joke in the middle of a live murder investigation. People are yelling baba booie. Into the phone.
Drew Dunn
Reckless.
Zach Amico
There was another. It might have been an earthquake or some. Some big natural disaster. And a guy called in as a scientist and was getting interviewed, he goes, I believe it actually started with a large gust of wind from Howard Stern's ass. Baba booie.
Drew Dunn
Baba booie.
Zach Amico
Dude. Watching news, people just lose their fucking minds. Oh, all right.
Drew Dunn
So great.
Zach Amico
Moving on. Chad, do we have anything else on that Bob Barker thing or. That was just stuff that's going to be in the documentary.
Shannon
Yeah, it's basically what you guys said. That, like, he was, like, super bummed. And everyone on set could tell that he was very withdrawn for several months. And then one of the models that worked on the show said that all of a sudden, one day, he just came out of it and became the, quote, man about town. But then he went on to be in a serious relationship for, like, the next, like, 20 years of his life with another woman. They never got married, and then they were just together until he died in 2023.
Zach Amico
Hey, so there's wild oats.
Drew Dunn
Yeah.
Zach Amico
Good for him.
Brett Raybould
I'm happy for him.
Zach Amico
I think if your wife dies, you get 10 years to be a bag of shit again. And Then you figure if your wife
Brett Raybould
dies, you get four me toos that will forgive.
Zach Amico
You know, you get a few, you get a few. You get sympathy pussy. And then you get a few years of man about town.
Drew Dunn
Right.
Zach Amico
And you settle back down.
Drew Dunn
Yeah, yeah. Now you did it, right?
Zach Amico
Yeah. I had no issue with it. All right.
Brett Raybould
We're gonna regret that when we find out what's in the document clip Drew saying he did it, right?
Drew Dunn
Yeah. Four women are like, it was December 17th.
Zach Amico
He's beating women with that long microphone.
Drew Dunn
Yeah. Let me put this out there. I can't believe Bob Barker did that.
Zach Amico
He's just got eight women with their legs in the air, and he's got the Plinko board going. He's jerking off in the Plinko board, seeing what he's gonna do.
Drew Dunn
A bunch of ladies.
Brett Raybould
He's definitely had sex on some of those cars.
Drew Dunn
There's for sure. Yeah.
Brett Raybould
There's no way that era of you
Drew Dunn
want a brand new car?
Zach Amico
Air quotes.
Drew Dunn
Brand new.
Zach Amico
Okay. This is actually not a story we had listed, so, Shannon, I have to ask you to do it. I. I bought my sister in law's house a emulator for old games for the tv. It's like a stick that goes in the tv. And love my wife's family very much. My sister in law, very progressive and very outspoken about it. And whenever I'm. Whenever I'm home with my family in Secaucus, I feel like the world's most namby pamby, liberal homo in the world. And when I'm with my wife's family, I might as well walk in the door with a fucking maga hat on. And my sister in law walked in on me playing one of my favorite NES games as a kid, which was called Caveman Games. Okay, do either of you have this?
Drew Dunn
No, not caveman games.
Zach Amico
All right, Shannon, if you could look up caveman games, NES mate toss, which is one of the events. It's essentially caveman Olympics. Okay, so you have dinosaur racing, cat like a hurdles thing, stone throw, java javelin, the American Gladiators, kind of. So this is mate toss. You also drag her in by her
Drew Dunn
feet as they did.
Brett Raybould
Yeah, yeah.
Drew Dunn
Solid execution.
Zach Amico
That's a great throw.
Drew Dunn
Wow.
Zach Amico
And my sister walked in on me playing this and was very upset.
Brett Raybould
Getting mad at a game from 1980.
Drew Dunn
I mean, this might be one of the first females in a video game. I think this is progress, really.
Brett Raybould
It really is.
Zach Amico
If you throw her too short, she gets mad at you.
Brett Raybould
Yeah, she's okay.
Zach Amico
So I was trying to explain to my wife's family, bro.
Brett Raybould
It's cavemen.
Drew Dunn
Yeah.
Brett Raybould
They're not progress. Sorry.
Zach Amico
That there used to be crazy dirty video games in that era.
Drew Dunn
Yeah.
Zach Amico
And have you. Do you know what I'm talking about? They're like. They were like porno games.
Brett Raybould
Oh, that type. Because I was at an arcade and they had a free thing and we played Michael Jackson's like Michael Jackson video game where literally you save children. You save children. Walker Moonwalker. And it's just literally there are kids going like, help me, Michael. And then you have to beat up these like cyborgs and then you like touch the kid and it's like, thank you, Michael. Yeah, that's the game. And you're like, wow.
Zach Amico
You can look up the game. Custer's Last Stand, I think it is.
Brett Raybould
Oh boy.
Zach Amico
And then there's another one. I don't know how to. If you could just look up X rated Nintendo games. There was one where you were just a guy on a ledge jerking off.
Shannon
I. I looked, I looked it up here at this guy scrolling through his collection.
Drew Dunn
I've been hiking.
Zach Amico
Oh, perfect. Thank you.
Brett Raybould
The good stuff, man. Hello everyone.
Zach Amico
You can fast forward through it a little until we get the game footage.
Drew Dunn
Bubble bath babes
Zach Amico
from 1990 to 1990,
Brett Raybould
hacker with the soccer ball game for porn approach to gaming developed pornographic featured
Zach Amico
female nudity as a reward for skillful plane. Now this is. Yeah, that's just. I play that
Brett Raybould
after every Zach show. I am either horrified or I gotta jerk off. Yeah.
Drew Dunn
I gotta go find a retro video game store on the way to the subway.
Zach Amico
All three were distributed. Yeah. You keep it a company. Yeah. So these were just like regular games where you got rewarded with nudity.
Brett Raybould
These games as Phoenician. But that was an era where like that nudity because you porn wasn't so available. Like even a 2D pixelated tit was like.
Zach Amico
Was crazy. Like.
Drew Dunn
Yeah.
Zach Amico
Look up Custer's last stand.
Brett Raybould
It's why like even nudity in movies, it's just. It doesn't have the same. Remember like early American. American Pie. Yeah, yeah. Like holy. But like now I don't know. Every kid has just seen all the tits by the age of 15.
Drew Dunn
Yeah.
Brett Raybould
Seen them all.
Zach Amico
I don't know. You still can't argue with Shannon Elizabeth though. Can't argue Shannon Elizabeth and American Pie. Oh, that's top tier. I mean that's. I mean it's also burned. And we always say from dusk till dawn heard the snake dance. But I would say Shannon Elizabeth getting naked in Jim's room. Everybody comes in his pants. Which, by the way, people forget. Blink winnity 2 are watching on the webcam. That's right.
Shannon
So I found out Custer's Revenge on.
Zach Amico
That's it.
Drew Dunn
I'm sorry.
Zach Amico
Thank you.
Brett Raybould
Oh, my God.
Zach Amico
And that's the game. Game.
Brett Raybould
Do you have sex?
Zach Amico
She's tied to a post.
Drew Dunn
Custard's Revenge.
Zach Amico
And if you just look at X rated games, there should be one where. There's one where ladies are shooting milk out of their tits. And in the same game, a guy is jerking off the thing and the people on the ground have to catch it.
Brett Raybould
This is.
Zach Amico
It's fucking nuts. And they weren't so originally Nintendo only.
Brett Raybould
Can we do a Zach and Miko Olympics.
Zach Amico
I would love that.
Brett Raybould
And we do the video game. And then Zach, you also go to a ledge.
Drew Dunn
Yeah.
Brett Raybould
You get some of the interns at Gas.
Drew Dunn
Can you beat your digital time?
Zach Amico
Cause I believe NES that was the reason they started only doing NES produced games for a while. Or you had to have a license with them.
Drew Dunn
Yeah, this must be.
Zach Amico
People would make bootlegs.
Drew Dunn
Yeah. This is before the age of any sort of like grading of video games. No sort of board to approve. No like FDA equivalent for video games.
Zach Amico
Yeah, it was. Yeah. I forgot these were Atari. So that might be the. Might be Atari. Atari instead of NES. Shannon.
Shannon
Yeah, the. The. Any S1. I mean, you could share this. These are the ones that came up for nes. This Lolita Hen.
Zach Amico
Yeah, try Atari. Yeah, try X rated Atari games.
Drew Dunn
It's wild.
Zach Amico
And then we'll get out. I won't. I won't make you search anything any longer.
Drew Dunn
Yeah, I was more of the SNES generation growing up.
Zach Amico
Yeah. You're a little.
Drew Dunn
Reeled it in a bit.
Zach Amico
Yeah, I. So I had gotten. I mean, I kind of want to see Philly Flasher.
Shannon
Let me look it up on YouTube.
Brett Raybould
The Cat House blues. Been there, bro.
Zach Amico
Yeah, the cat. I had my uncle's NES and his games. So when kids were getting a super Nintendo, I was getting all the old Nintendo games. And then I went right to Genesis.
Drew Dunn
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Zach Amico
Where I was. This is how horny I was. They came out with a thing for the Genesis that was an octagon that you stood in. And when you. It had like motion sensors. So when you put your hand or foot over the sensor, it would react with a button like an A or a B. But the commercials, it would be like a fighting game. And when you punched, they would punch, you kick, they would get. Not really how it worked. It was more like Dance Dance Revolution kind of control. But as a kid, I did not understand the concept. And I thought that it recorded your movements and then did them on the screens. So I thought if you punched, they punched. So I had streets of rage 2. And I waited for my parents to both leave. Played as the girl got in the octagon, started the game and took my shirt off,
Drew Dunn
thinking they would think.
Zach Amico
Just thinking the character would take this. Then I would see digital boobs.
Brett Raybould
Zach was just flicking it. Flicking toward his crotch.
Drew Dunn
So excited for your parents to leave. Just be like, oh, I can't wait.
Zach Amico
I can't wait to.
Drew Dunn
Big ideas. Big ideas.
Zach Amico
I can't wait to see this girl on roller skates take her tits out.
Drew Dunn
In this.
Zach Amico
In this. In this. Scroll through. Beat them up.
Drew Dunn
Yeah. Now you're just in your living room with your tits out and nothing's a.
Zach Amico
Beat them off.
Drew Dunn
Beat them up.
Zach Amico
Shadow, did you find. This is exactly it.
Brett Raybould
This is the Jerk Off. Oh, my. Oh, my.
Zach Amico
Well, this one is.
Brett Raybould
Oh, my God.
Zach Amico
But, yeah, there's a bunch of versions of this game where you're. That one, I think, is supposed to be milk.
Drew Dunn
Yeah. Titty milk. Out of the Witch.
Zach Amico
But there's the same one with a guy jerking off and the ladies have to catch the cub.
Brett Raybould
Yeah. Yeah. Get the jerk in. Yep.
Drew Dunn
Oh, and their cocks are out now.
Brett Raybould
Yeah, the cocks are. Yeah, they got some. Some nice.
Zach Amico
It's crazy, right? That's so fucking wild.
Brett Raybould
They gotta remake the King of Kong,
Zach Amico
but with that game, King of.
Brett Raybould
The King of Cum.
Zach Amico
It's just a guy in a tie with long hair.
Brett Raybould
That's the best documentary ever, by the way.
Zach Amico
All right, let's see this. Desperate farmers dress in bear costumes, homes, to scare away potato eating monkeys that break into homes and ransack fridges. I'm gonna assume Detroit. Shannon, where are we talking? Here?
Shannon
So this is in India.
Zach Amico
Okay, that figures.
Drew Dunn
That was video.
Zach Amico
That's horrifying. If that was at my door, I would be terrified.
Drew Dunn
Yeah.
Brett Raybould
Especially if you then heard an Indian guy.
Bleacher Report Announcer
Hello?
Drew Dunn
Yeah.
Zach Amico
Oh, no, this got worse. It's an Indian bear. Do you have any picconic baskets? I need potatoes. That's pretty funny.
Drew Dunn
That's good stuff.
Brett Raybould
That's kind of a fun thing to do with your friends.
Drew Dunn
Yeah, that's like before you invent the scarecrow. You went through all those ideas, you know?
Brett Raybould
Yeah. Yeah.
Drew Dunn
I'll dress up as a big bird.
Zach Amico
I oddly have an anecdote about this.
Drew Dunn
Yeah.
Brett Raybould
Yes.
Zach Amico
My friend Babette, who I talk about A lot was a. Is a makeup artist and a bunch of other stuff. She's a big drag queen. Very, very. One of my favorite people in the world one time walked it up, be doing drugs. And I apologized and she put her hand on my shoulder and said, zach, I was gay in the 80s. There's no amount of drugs I could walk into and be shocked. That was worked at univers and she did like Grinch Miss and all that shit.
Drew Dunn
Okay.
Zach Amico
And she was telling me that there's an old thing like in circus and vaudeville and ship that you don't want. If you have monkeys in an act, you don't want them around drag queens, kids or something. Clowns.
Drew Dunn
Okay.
Zach Amico
Because certain things alert them to danger. And if they see a drag queen or a clown, sometimes they think it is an enemy of some sort.
Brett Raybould
Right.
Zach Amico
Or a lion. Or if they like big hair.
Drew Dunn
Yeah, right. An expression. Shocked.
Zach Amico
They see it as a predator. So there was some fucking monkey movie they were promoting. So they had all these monkey acts and it was at the same time they were doing the Grinch.
Drew Dunn
Okay.
Zach Amico
And this monkey sees the Grinch.
Brett Raybould
Oh.
Zach Amico
And thinks it's a lion.
Drew Dunn
Oh, God.
Zach Amico
And just goes fucking nuts. Right. They like having to hold it down. And now they can't get whatever this fucking monkey was supposed to go do.
Drew Dunn
Yeah.
Zach Amico
Because it's scared of the Grinch. So she sees the monkeys trailer, pick up a walkie talkie and go, we're gonna need Harry in. They were also promoting Harry and the Hendersons, if you remember the Bigfoot movie. No, with John Lithgow.
Drew Dunn
Okay.
Zach Amico
With John Lithgow and his family. Adopt a Bigfoot.
Drew Dunn
Okay.
Zach Amico
Shannon, you could bring up a picture. Harry and the Hendersons. I remember classic children's movie. Harry shows up who is a 7 foot Bigfoot and the monkey grabs onto him like it's his dad. Yeah. There he is. And to get him past the Grinches, they would have to have Harry walk him.
Drew Dunn
Wow.
Zach Amico
So that he wouldn't be afraid of them.
Drew Dunn
Wow. Like the original fucking punch the monkey, dude.
Zach Amico
Isn't that fucking crazy?
Drew Dunn
That's insane. So, yeah, I mean, that guy does look like a gorilla, I guess.
Zach Amico
And that was the only way to get the monkeys to pass by the Grinch bitch. Yeah, well, my backup's here.
Drew Dunn
Yeah. Yeah, that's what I thought. Stupid ass green lion.
Zach Amico
Around the same time they were promoted. Another time she was there, they were promoting the first Men in Black. And if you remember, there was a pug that was like a big part of Men in Black.
Brett Raybould
Yeah.
Zach Amico
So they would have men in black agents walking around the park with a matching pug. Also in the suit with the sunglasses.
Drew Dunn
Okay.
Zach Amico
But the pugs would follow them and stop when they stopped, etc.
Drew Dunn
Yeah.
Zach Amico
It's because they had a thing in their shoe that the dogs were trained to follow.
Drew Dunn
Oh, yeah. So they didn't have a fucking pug training regiment to get them trained. Like German shepherds.
Zach Amico
They would train them. But basically, I think there was a sound or something that was emitted.
Drew Dunn
Yeah, fucking.
Zach Amico
It was a. It was an ankle. It was an anklet, I believe.
Drew Dunn
Okay.
Gas Digital Network Announcer
Wow.
Zach Amico
And you could put it on and the pug will just follow you. But when you stop, it stops and sits.
Drew Dunn
Wow.
Zach Amico
So she told me on their lunch break she would take all the anklets and put them on her ankles and wrists.
Drew Dunn
Yeah, yeah.
Zach Amico
And just walk around the park with like 10 pugs in suits following her in a parade.
Drew Dunn
That's fucking great.
Brett Raybould
It would make you feel like a God.
Drew Dunn
Oh, yeah.
Zach Amico
How cool would that be?
Drew Dunn
That's sick.
Zach Amico
All right, we'll do one more thing before we get out of here. WOMAN Details. Extreme daily routine to survive. Life threatening sun allergy that would burn her skin off.
Drew Dunn
Jesus. Born on the wrong planet.
Woman with sun allergy (TikTok or interviewee)
Sun allergy. And now that it's March here in Virginia, I have to be so careful anytime I leave the house because the UV index is higher and stronger. And if I get even the amount of sun, my skin will burn.
Zach Amico
I don't believe her.
Brett Raybould
Yeah, I don't believe.
Drew Dunn
Yeah, me neither. Why would you live in Virginia if you were gonna die in the sun? You'd go. Go to Alaska or something, you know,
Zach Amico
or go half the year to a place that has no sun. Yeah, or like go somewhere else that has no sun.
Drew Dunn
At least a state that has basements.
Zach Amico
Yeah, very true. An excellent point.
Drew Dunn
Yeah, thank you.
Brett Raybould
No problem.
Drew Dunn
No, no. Usually in the south, they don't. They don't have it.
Brett Raybould
Oh, really?
Zach Amico
Yeah, I think a lot of it's flooding.
Drew Dunn
Yeah, it's flooding. And then the bedrock's too hard and it's just too expensive to chew it up.
Zach Amico
All right, so let's keep this going off.
Woman with sun allergy (TikTok or interviewee)
So I am leaving the house today and it's the first time that I have to take all my stuff on precautions, so I thought I would just show what I do just to leave the house. All right, so the first thing is my car, it is completely tinted all the way around. That's just to protect me from the sun while I'm driving. I had one instance where the sun got on my face before my car was tinted and it burned this entire half of my face, so that qualified me for full tint. I get this question a lot. If I get pulled over, it's in the dmv, like my records. And I also have a doctor's note so they would have to let me go, but that's never happened before.
Drew Dunn
The cops are probably shocked when they roll down that window. And it's a white lady.
Brett Raybould
Yeah. Yeah. Like a white 20 year old girl.
Drew Dunn
Whoa.
Woman with sun allergy (TikTok or interviewee)
This one, which I zip fully and then I wear my hair down to protect my neck. I have UV protective leggings, UV protective socks and sneakers. I also wear sunscreen everywhere. And I'm talking like in. In the middle parts of my ears, under my nails and everything. I've had times where I didn't do that and I would have burns in those places. And that's so uncomfortable.
Zach Amico
This lady saw a vampire movie when she was 4, decided on a personality.
Drew Dunn
Yeah. Got one sunburn and just fucking. Yeah.
Brett Raybould
It feels like Michael McKean's character in Better Call Saul.
Zach Amico
Yeah.
Brett Raybould
The brother who can't. I'm allergic to electronics.
Zach Amico
Which apparently is based off of two ladies.
Brett Raybould
Really?
Zach Amico
Who claimed to have that.
Brett Raybould
That allergy.
Zach Amico
Yes. That is a real case that. That is based on. Go ahead, Shannon.
Woman with sun allergy (TikTok or interviewee)
With my car, I have to bring this super cool UV protective umbrella.
Documentary Narrator/Interviewer
It's massive.
Woman with sun allergy (TikTok or interviewee)
When I first started using it, I was really self conscious just because of how big it is. And there's no good way to carry it around anywhere you go. But anything is better than burning. So I do want to note the one terrible part of having to wear all this UV clothing is I am so hot. I am literally sweating. And I haven't even left my garage. Especially when it gets to be July and it's like 95 degrees. Oh, my God.
Zach Amico
It's miserable.
Woman with sun allergy (TikTok or interviewee)
So I don't spend much time outside. And of course I have polarized sunglasses. These pretty much live on my face. Even if I'm like, by the way,
Zach Amico
there's some Muslim woman watching this right now.
Drew Dunn
Yeah.
Zach Amico
You're like, tell me more.
Drew Dunn
Yeah, that's what I was gonna say. I'm like, why not just throw the burk on? And you'd be fine, dude. Just convert to Islam and you have no problem with the sun ever again.
Zach Amico
Yeah. There's. How many Pakistani women watching this?
Drew Dunn
No.
Zach Amico
Could I be out of contra?
Brett Raybould
You don't need to wear a puffer, though. Like the puffer. You don't need to.
Zach Amico
Shannon. What do you feel about this?
Shannon
I want to see the burns. I want to see her suck it up for her TikTok followers. Go outside without this stuff and let's see your skin burn.
Drew Dunn
Yeah, let's do the two faced like she said in the car. Let me see half your face roasted after like 30 seconds. And then the rest of it's.
Zach Amico
Yeah, this can't be.
Brett Raybould
This can't be real. No, this one can't.
Zach Amico
If it is real, it's greatly.
Drew Dunn
Well, she's the only one that we've ever heard of in all of human history.
Zach Amico
And I understand there are abnormalities. Sure, but super.
Drew Dunn
I mean, you're either the most unlucky person in all of human history or you're a liar. Yeah.
Zach Amico
Yeah.
Brett Raybould
This is. Should we kill some people?
Zach Amico
I want to. If. If that's your check. How fast do you just break a hole in the ceiling?
Drew Dunn
Oh, yeah, dude, like. Yeah, we're putting in Dracula.
Zach Amico
You just like. Yeah, you just, like, bang a hole in the drywall. Yeah.
Drew Dunn
She falls asleep. You just slightly open every curtain just to see. Yeah.
Zach Amico
Fucking disgusting. All right, I think we're about almost. I'm gonna land on this. Floridians can still marry their cousins after lawmakers failed to pass statewide ban.
Brett Raybould
There we go. Now we're talking.
Drew Dunn
You won't be free.
Zach Amico
That's freedom, baby.
Brett Raybould
That's freedom, man.
Zach Amico
And this is cousin. Cousins. Like, this is like.
Brett Raybould
Yeah, the good shit.
Zach Amico
Your. Your. Your aunt's. Your mom's sister's daughter. Your mom's brother's daughter.
Shannon
Yes, first cousin.
Drew Dunn
We got a good connection. We grew up together, by the way.
Shannon
Also legal in New York.
Zach Amico
Get the fuck out of here. That's like.
Brett Raybould
I love my.
Zach Amico
That's a one stop ticket to fucking not good Kidville. Right?
Shannon
It's also New York, Massachusetts, New Jersey and California are among the 16 states where first cousins are allowed to get married with no restrictions. Some. Some states have restrictions where if one cousin is infertile, they can do it, but. And then the rest have blanket bands.
Brett Raybould
Why would that matter? No, I know, but just blanket.
Drew Dunn
Blanket bands.
Zach Amico
No getting under the blanket. Yeah.
Drew Dunn
If you're going to fuck, you do it in sunlight.
Zach Amico
Yeah. Hey, hey. That's your cousin. Get out. Get out from under that blanket.
Drew Dunn
God damn it. You know the law.
Zach Amico
That's crazy, man. That you would think we would get rid of that by now.
Brett Raybould
I love. Yeah, you would. You would. It's funny that our country.
Zach Amico
It's crazy that that's been on the books and they still had A fight for gay rights.
Brett Raybould
I know we got to start looking
Drew Dunn
at these senators, you know, marriages. Who are they actually married to? That's what it is. There's somebody in power who's fucking their cous. That's like, no, no, no.
Zach Amico
We gotta. We should keep that 100 may.
Drew Dunn
We'll put it into the bill with the military spending and it's all good.
Zach Amico
Yeah.
Marge Schott (archival audio)
Come on.
Brett Raybould
Just get that one.
Drew Dunn
Little cousin Johnny can. His cousin.
Zach Amico
All right.
Brett Raybould
Yeah. There was a survivor winner who tried to, like, run for some state legislature thing, and he. It felt one of the main tenants of his, like, campaign was, like, cousin and should be allowed.
Drew Dunn
Oh, boy. That's a tough one to run on.
Brett Raybould
Yeah, but not where he. I think he won the. Before we go, can you please get the money? And the.
Zach Amico
The platform of the woman who said she was allergic to electricity slogan was, it's time. What am I going. Somebody. That's the argument. Wolf of Wall Street. I mean, she's my cousin. Yeah. Somebody else.
Drew Dunn
Somebody else.
Zach Amico
She's hot. Somebody else.
Drew Dunn
Somebody else. Fuck my cousin.
Zach Amico
That is. The fight with Jonah Hill got goes. He goes, what if you have kids? Oh, you know. You know, we'll.
Drew Dunn
We'll do.
Zach Amico
We'll do right by him. We'll put them in an institution or something. If you could look it up. I think it's your sisters, right?
Shannon
Oh, wait, wait.
Brett Raybould
Can we see your.
Shannon
Maybe I. I.
Zach Amico
People that are allergic to. Maybe it's just one lady.
Shannon
Oh, I just have the. The name of. Of the different types of allergies, specifically.
Zach Amico
Can you find the lady? The. The person is allergic to? I want to say electromagnetic waves. Okay. Or electricity in general, because that's what the guy on Better Call Saul was. Right.
Drew Dunn
Yeah.
Zach Amico
And I'm pretty sure that's a real. It's one of those things where, like, two people have it and he.
Brett Raybould
He must have read that. Or one of the writers read that and was like, perfect, perfect. Can we make that feel real? And they did. It was like.
Zach Amico
Well, because they definitely wanted an agoraphobe.
Drew Dunn
Yeah.
Zach Amico
Yep. Here we go. Wow. The British woman uses an electric kettle.
Shannon
Cannot use it.
Zach Amico
Cannot use her electric kettle. Keeps her washing machine in a concrete outhouse and cannot have neighbors with wireless Internet because she is allergic to electricity.
Brett Raybould
But she still does the wash. That's.
Zach Amico
Maybe somebody else has to.
Brett Raybould
I just have to say the very first thing is, like, electric kettle.
Drew Dunn
Yeah.
Brett Raybould
That's not, like, coming. Yeah.
Zach Amico
I've got to boil me water proper, by the way. She could not have more of a Annoying cunt face.
Drew Dunn
Oh, dude. You know she's going like somebody's got the WI fi on. Yeah, I feel it in me brain waves. I'm getting hives. No, you're not, you're.
Zach Amico
There has to be a video, right, Shannon?
Brett Raybould
It has to be mental, man.
Zach Amico
100.
Drew Dunn
There's someone's charging a phone on my block. I can feel it.
Zach Amico
It. I'm going to have a spell. Somebody's getting a phone call.
Drew Dunn
Oh, hell.
Zach Amico
How do you not just sneak electric around her?
Drew Dunn
Yeah, totally. She notices I just have batteries in my pockets at all times.
Brett Raybould
All times.
Zach Amico
Can you taser and cure it?
Drew Dunn
Yeah, yeah.
Zach Amico
Oh, that's hit me, right.
Drew Dunn
Holy hell. I just needed a bit more Pokemon
Brett Raybould
going at her doorstep.
Zach Amico
Any luck, Shannon?
Shannon
I don't know. No, this isn't her talking, it's people talking about her. There's. Let's see. This is another woman.
Drew Dunn
Sure.
Documentary Narrator/Interviewer
Second.
Zach Amico
We'll call it on this. Thank you guys for your patience.
Brett Raybould
No worries. I know some Jews who are allergic to electricity on Saturday. It's like a thing.
Documentary Narrator/Interviewer
They are growing community of people who say they're allergic to mobile phones and WI FI signals. Sufferers of what is known as electromagnetic sensitivity. ES for short.
In England, I was so sick I couldn't exist. You know, I was just ill from morning to night, you know, just repeat every single day.
Drew Dunn
Oh, watch out for the light.
Documentary Narrator/Interviewer
Most have moved here from other parts of the usa, but Sylvia Wilson's journey has been much longer. She's come with her daughter more than three hours and a half thousand miles from Lincolnshire.
Immediately. It's like this energy that comes, you know, from deep inside you. Feeling civilisic. I have throw up various times and it's not very pleasant. Then it just gives you, you know, after a while, these horrendous headaches, you know, just your head feels like, you know, you have a lot of pressure in your head and heating, burning sensations. They are the most uncomfortable, you know. Power line above her, I believe.
Zach Amico
None of this.
Documentary Narrator/Interviewer
That's very, very unpleasant. Very painful.
This is why Green bank has become a sanctuary. It's part of the US Radio Quiet Zone, a 130,000 square mile area where radios and mobile phones are banned or severely restricted in case they interfere with this, the world's largest telescope.
Zach Amico
And that doesn't bother them?
Drew Dunn
Yeah. What's that?
Documentary Narrator/Interviewer
One of the very few places in the world where you can escape mobile phones and other electromagnetic signals. For Sylvia, it's become a refuge.
Sorry, I feel sick.
This was Sylvia seven years ago. She'd lined her house in Horn Castle with tin foil. She believed it would protect her and her family.
Zach Amico
Oh, good.
Documentary Narrator/Interviewer
Mobile phone mask.
Zach Amico
She's crazy.
Drew Dunn
Yeah.
Shannon
Power.
Documentary Narrator/Interviewer
This is very, very strong, by the way.
Zach Amico
This might be where they got it from for salt.
Brett Raybould
It might, yeah.
Zach Amico
Didn't he do the tin foil? Yeah, well, he did the space blankets.
Brett Raybould
Yes, the space blankets come physically or.
Zach Amico
It's all the way through here.
Documentary Narrator/Interviewer
It's in your daughter's bedroom as well. I mean, all over the ceiling here.
I had to actually look after my mum.
Woman with sun allergy (TikTok or interviewee)
She couldn't even get out of bed,
Zach Amico
she was so ill. And I had to, you know, make her breakfast and I had to.
Drew Dunn
Oh, wow. Yeah. All because your mom was sick. You had to get breakfast and be bed.
Documentary Narrator/Interviewer
There came a point when Sylvia felt too ill to stay in the uk. The family home was sold, and she looked to start a new life with her youngest daughter. She was forced to leave her older
Zach Amico
children and husband behind, who realized she was nuts.
Drew Dunn
Dude.
Zach Amico
Who realized, hey, we got to give up one of you and you have to go live with crazy in the tinfoil house.
Drew Dunn
Yeah.
Zach Amico
We'll continue to be functioning humans.
Drew Dunn
Three grand a month on tinfoil.
Zach Amico
Yeah. Have fun in nowhere. Yeah. By the way, what a great town to move to if you're gonna cheat a lot.
Drew Dunn
Oh, for sure. Yeah.
Brett Raybould
Yeah.
Zach Amico
You can just go down the road. How are they gonna know this? Can't leave the house. Are you cheating on me? I don't know. Are you gonna check my phone? All right, we're gonna call it there. Thank you guys so much for tuning in. I want to thank my wonderful, wonderful guests, Brett Raybould and Drew Dunn. Thank you so much to Shannon and Jorge in the booth, as always, killing it, guys. Please enjoy Mexico. Have so much fucking fun. You guys truly deserve it. You work so fucking hard and we really appreciate you guys so much. And we will be back on Friday with a bonus episode and we'll be back on Monday with a pre tape because I didn't want you guys to have to miss an episode. So thank you guys so much and we'll see you then. Bye. Bye.
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Date: March 22, 2026
Network: GaS Digital
This episode dives into the usual raw, chaotic, and hysterically unfiltered morning radio-style chaos that is Zac Amico’s Morning Zoo. Zac is joined by comedian regular Bret Raybould and ever-quick-witted Drew Dunn for an episode packed with nostalgia bombs, pop culture riffs, surreal news stories, gross-out humor, and real talk about comedy, family trauma, and taboo-breaking media. If you like your morning talk as wild as possible—with debates on cartoon boobs, the importance of physical media, and the legacy of blackface in comedy—this is your jam.
The show is unfiltered, with a blunt, raw edge, blue-collar riffing, loaded with inside jokes, bits, and thoughtful asides on nostalgia and generational change. Zac maintains a mix of self-deprecation (“Whenever I'm home with my family in Secaucus, I feel like the world's most namby-pamby, liberal homo in the world”), gross-out, and real talk, constantly steering back to camaraderie and culture. Guests Bret and Drew match the energy with quick-witted, sardonic remarks and storytelling.
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