Transcript
A (0:02)
Welcome to a new special series called the Bathroom break. That extra 10 minutes, you either have to listen to marking tips or use the bathroom. Or both. But I don't recommend both. But that's your choice.
B (0:14)
This collab is going to be super fun. We have Daniel Murray from the Marketing Millennials, and me, Jay Schwedelson from the do this, not that podcast and subjectline.com. each episode in the series, we are going to go over quick tips about different marketing topics. And if you want to be in the bathroom, fine, just don't tell us about it. Thanks for checking it out. We are back from for the Bathroom Break. This is Jay Schwetelson from Do this, not that podcast. I'm here with Daniel Murray, the Marketing Millennial. And right before recording, Daniel goes, oh, I gotta tell you the funniest story. I go, wait a minute. Hit record. And so I have no idea what's about to come out of Daniel's mouth. So what's going on?
A (0:49)
Jay's like, tell me some baby stories. But yesterday, I was. I put the baby in the car, like, the carrier on me for the first time ever. And I had a. I was like, I'm gonna do this for. And one minute into the call, the baby just poops. And the poop's dripping down his leg everywhere. And he's never done this anymore. Explosion. Everywhere. Dripping down. He's like, everything. And I'm sitting in this meeting smelling his poop. And then he. The minute he poops, he falls asleep on me. So I'm, like, sitting. I see yellow and green just dripping down. He's like, all over my shirt. It's the worst experience of my life. And I should. Ari comes and starts dying laughing in the call. This is, like, an important call. This is, like, with like. And I'm like, what? Come on, baby. Your first time in your carry, you're all over me.
B (1:41)
It's terrible.
A (1:42)
So we're talking about Bathroom break. He took a bathroom break while I was on a call.
B (1:47)
Amazing. Did you stop? You like, listen, I need to make. Could they see it or you just.
A (1:51)
No, the baby was here. It was fine. They. I'm like, here's the. They were like, I made it all cute, but. But I just felt him doing it. And I'm like. And then the smell just keep. Kept coming. The whole meeting. It was not fun.
B (2:05)
Oh, my God, that sounds like a great day. Way to go. There should be, like, a video of you after it happened. Call. And you're like, all right, get this off of me.
A (2:14)
