Transcript
A (0:00)
Foreign. To a new special series called the Bathroom break. That extra 10 minutes you either have to listen to marketing tips or use the bathroom. Or both. But I don't recommend both. But that's your choice.
B (0:19)
This collab is going to be super fun. We have Daniel Murray from the Marketing Millennials and me, Jay Schwetelson from the do this, not that podcast and subjectline.com each episode in the series we are going to go over quick tips about different marketing top topics. And if you want to be in the bathroom, fine, just don't tell us about it. Thanks for checking it out.
A (0:39)
We are back with another bathroom break and this is a very special episode because jay turned the big five zero on Friday. So everybody again, flood these DMS, flood LinkedIn, flood these Instagram, say happy birthday, big five O. But in honor of the big five. Oh, I got mad libs. 50 years of M. I didn't even know M was as old as Jay. But that's, that's cool to know.
B (1:08)
Yeah. First of all, I appreciate the effort
A (1:09)
that you actually went.
B (1:10)
You went online and you ordered a Mad Libs book, the 50th anniversary. Because I'm 50 years old. I'm an old loser. Very nice of you. I mean, I, I appreciate that.
A (1:20)
And we're going to read one because I found one that says advertisement and we, I asked Jay to fill out these. These were. He's not really good at this. He puts like lame words. But the, the mad is his advertisement. So we're going to read it. I didn't even read it yet.
B (1:34)
So let me just frame what happened before we got on. David goes, I got this Mad Libs book for your 50th birthday. I'm like, wow, you went all out. And he goes, I'm not going to tell you anything. Just answer. Noun, plural, noun, verb, whatever. So I gave him all these words and I, I'm an idiot. So I can only imagine what's about to come out here. But we're all going to hear. This is a very special moment for the episode. I'm very excited to hear what it is that the Mad Libs turned out here.
A (1:56)
Okay, this is advertisement that Jay wrote. Look at yourself in the cow. What does your smelly face tell you, right? It's time to treat your toe to an ocean napping cruise. So do it. Sail in style on a hairy luxury tomato. Whether it's the annoying spacious of our staterooms or the tall elegance of our salons, everything is fit for a stop sign. Our ships are skippered by Norwegian ears whose ancestors dating back to the ninth door knob were seafaring cheeses. Europe's most foggy chefs prepare your culinary tic tacs. Our pastry chips create slimy desserts that melt in your water bottle. Our dashing waiters are at your tissue. Before you raise your colon, don't delay. Plan to sail today. Now look in the mirror. And how about that smiley podcast? You could guess what words. Jada, you did the tic Tacs. You get the best words for this. But that was such a good advertisement. Would that. Would you be sold to go on this?
