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Megyn Kelly
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Maureen Callahan
Thank you for having me on this very important day.
Megyn Kelly
I gotta tell you, just to kick it off. So yesterday I showed you a little bit before we got started. Last night I went to my daughter's performance in the Little Mermaid at her school and these 8th grade girls absolutely crushed it. I cried so many times. I cried when they opened the play, when they closed the play, when the Little mermaid Ariel came out. When my daughter who played Ursula came out. I cried when the Mermaid sisters were up. I was like a hot mess. It's so emotional. I don't know what it is. Just like there's something about, yes, your child coming of age and like out there doing her thing.
Maureen Callahan
Yeah.
Megyn Kelly
But it's also something about these girls on the cusp of womanhood. You know, these 13 year old girls like, like the song says, not a girl, not yet a woman showing their stuff and like having the sass and the confidence to get up there in front of, you know, a auditorium full of people and singing their hearts out and nailing it. I have to tell you, it's just like so freaking uplifting. And then after the show, it was so cute because they let the girls come out in their costumes and all the little girls who were there looked up to them like they were real Broadway stars were asking for pictures with them. They were a little afraid of Yeardley because she was Ursula. So the little ones were a little like, oh. And then they saw her big smile. It was so. That is the stuff life is made of.
Maureen Callahan
No kidding? No kidding. I feel the same way about my niece and her burgeoning basketball career. Her dream is to be a WNBA star and she's like killing it. And you just, you see this potential and you see this life force and you see this talent that they lean into.
Megyn Kelly
Yeah.
Maureen Callahan
And it's just, I think it's always a testament to great parenting, A great system of people who love them around them, great educational systems that like really lift these girls up and how lucky that these girls aren't suffering. So many of the slings and arrows you've been talking about for so long. Do you know what I mean?
Megyn Kelly
Yeah, totally. They're like, they've got it all in front of them. And like, they're. These are, I really think, like our future leaders, our future mothers. It's just like, there's so much promise there. They all did such a wonderful job. Every girl, in her own way, just had her own special thing. And the costume designer was amazing. The woman who ran the, the director, all of them. This was top quality. I'm telling you. This thing is like Broadway. So we did that. And Yardley had a friend who surprised her. Her best friend from the summers where, you know, we go to the Jersey shore. She surprised her. And when Yardley saw her, her jaw literally dropped. They cried. We all came back to our house after. Let's just say that there was too much champagne flowing too late in the evening for the grownups half of this party. I, I'm a slightly hungover. I'm not hungover. I'm just really tired. I only had one, but I'm tired and I'm still like, on a high from the whole play. And then I spent the morning watching that fucking Meghan Markle special and it sobered me right up.
Maureen Callahan
Oh, oh, oh, I'm so sorry. Oh, killed your vibe.
Megyn Kelly
Did you watch all episodes of this?
Maureen Callahan
No, No. I, I, I will go hard in the paint when it's necessary.
Megyn Kelly
I know you will.
Maureen Callahan
This. Okay. So I Woke up at 5am when it dropped, it dropped to begin streaming it. And Megan, I. Within 10 minutes, I fell asleep.
Megyn Kelly
It was so boring.
Maureen Callahan
It was, it's the, it's like you could. I would sooner you really offend me or just like, I love a bad watch. I love a good bad watch. This is not that. This is really grueling to get through.
Megyn Kelly
Yeah.
Maureen Callahan
So I did episodes one, episodes two, episode two, and episode eight.
Megyn Kelly
I did one, two, three, and four, my friend. So I can fill in some of the blanks.
Maureen Callahan
You're a little bit ahead of me. For me, the killer moment, and this is being discussed online quite a bit, was the Mindy Kaling episode.
Megyn Kelly
Oh, and when she. The snapback.
Maureen Callahan
Oh, you see the jaw set.
Megyn Kelly
We gotta show it. Okay, so Mindy and Kaling first, episode one. I just want to say this observation before we get to that. So what I observed was episode one was her makeup artist.
Maureen Callahan
Okay.
Megyn Kelly
So, like, that's somebody who works. Works for you. You know, like, it's fine. You can become friends with your makeup artist and I'm friends with my hairstylist, but this guy was an employee of hers for all of her past. And while they were like, he's so close. The children call him Uncle Daniel. There was a moment where he was like, oh, your wedding cake. That reminds me of your wedding cake. And he's like, I taste your. Tasted your wedding cake. And I was like, that's a weird thing to say. Who says that? And the reason he said that, it soon became clear, was because he went to the tasting with her to actually try out the wedding. He did not go to the wedding. Her dear friend Uncle Daniel.
Maureen Callahan
That's a great observation.
Megyn Kelly
Very clearly wasn't invited to her wedding.
Maureen Callahan
I just assumed he was.
Megyn Kelly
No. Why else would you be like, oh, I remember tasting the cake and the way they were talking about it was clear. Like, he. That was his one shot at the cake. Uncle Daniel is clearly a prop brought in who had to be nice to her because she was paying him. And then she's like, remember when I just. I was like, lost in the wilderness? That was when I only had an agent. I didn't have a PR person.
Maureen Callahan
Oh, yeah.
Megyn Kelly
Didn't have a manager.
Maureen Callahan
Yeah.
Megyn Kelly
I was a real woman of the people back then. Just my heavy, high powered agent. And I used to call you for tips, like, what's hot?
Maureen Callahan
What's on trend?
Megyn Kelly
What's on trend in the makeup department. Like, we're supposed to be relating to her. Like, she's just like us with her agent and her makeup artist calling for what's on trend To Uncle Daniel, who clearly will not be invited to the actual wedding. So that. That's number one. Then we get to number two, where Mindy Kalin comes on, who also is not a friend.
Maureen Callahan
Agreed.
Megyn Kelly
She came on her podcast like archetypes, and that's when they met, which was what, two years ago? So there. This is not some lifelong bud. So Mindy Kaling comes, and they clearly didn't know each other. You could see there was an awkwardness.
Maureen Callahan
Oh, 100% right. I loved. So my favorite was First We Meet. It almost looked like a 70s sitcom. Like opening credits when they, like, freeze frame a person. And it's like, you know, Dana Plato is Kimberly on Different Strokes. And it was like, Mindy Kaling, and it was actress, comma, producer, comma, friend, period.
Megyn Kelly
Oh, God.
Maureen Callahan
All in capital letters like, actress, producer. Like, I think the bulk of Americans know who Mindy Kaling is, for better or for worse.
Megyn Kelly
Yes, they do.
Maureen Callahan
And then she comes in and I kind of like, I don't really care for Mindy Kaling personally.
Megyn Kelly
She's a bit much.
Maureen Callahan
She's a bit much. She. She comes in and she's like, overdone. She's like, where she was overdone Makeup for day.
Megyn Kelly
She had tons of jewelry on. So bling all the jewelry.
Maureen Callahan
The Valentino denim ensemble with, like the gold garish and try hard.
Megyn Kelly
Yep.
Maureen Callahan
So she was immediately kind of like on the back foot because Meghan's there in her quiet luxury.
Megyn Kelly
Totally. Like, I just threw this on. I don't know how I got to be wearing this entirely. Cashmere white outfit.
Maureen Callahan
Mm. In the kitchen.
Megyn Kelly
There was a juxtaposition there. You're right.
Maureen Callahan
And then Mindy says to Megan, she starts asking her to break down her ensemble. So Megan's like, zara pants, woman of the people. Mindy's like, no, no, no way. Yeah. Now, Loro Piana sweater, which, you know, average base price is $1,300 for a Loro Piana.
Megyn Kelly
Right.
Maureen Callahan
Then just a Jenny Kane sweater on top of that sweater. And that base price is about 3.95. Just that. Then Mindy goes. She makes the mistake of what you. Of what? I don't think any malignant narcissist ever takes well, which is if you try to praise them too much, it backfires. Like, Mindy goes, you know, you have to talk to me about your fashion. It's one of my favorite things about you. Like, I'll see you in something and I'll run to the Max Marrow website. And it's sold out. And Megan is opening the refrigerator door, and you can see this mixture on her face of like, utter disdain and contempt for that sentiment and then false humility, like, oh, me? You follow me? You mean when I'm walking around Montecito in 80 degree weather with my full on wool Max Mara Laura Lane's coat. You're trying to copy me. What say you now?
Megyn Kelly
Who, me? No, it was amazing. Here's actually part of that where Mindy asks her about her look, or let's watch it software. And then we'll get to the big moment. Meghan, I want to ask about your look. My who? Your Luke.
C
Your look, Megan.
D
Oh, my Luke.
Megyn Kelly
Your Luke. Did I not say it right? I don't know.
D
I'm like, way cooler than I am. I don't know what you're talking.
Megyn Kelly
My look.
Maureen Callahan
My look.
D
She likes my Luke.
Megyn Kelly
Your.
D
Oh, my gosh.
Megyn Kelly
Your fashion is like one of my favorite things. This was awkward, af.
Maureen Callahan
So awkward. And I began to really feel sympathy for Mindy Kaling, because she was doing such a heavy lift, you know, I felt like watching this whole thing play out was really interesting in terms of realizing I don't think Meghan Markle really has any friends.
Megyn Kelly
No, she doesn't. And she is the most insecure person I have seen in the public eye in a long time. That is why everything had to be perfectly curated. It was like. That's the biggest absurdity of this whole thing, was just how over the top perfect everything has to be around her. Her outfit. I mean, who the hell picks fucking berries in a white cashmere blouse and white pants? Literally no one on earth does that. And like, this garden, which is like the most over the top, like, we're all supposed to go, Maureen, to make our breakfast in the morning, out to our gardens, which are the size of Shea Stadium, and pick our berries, our raspberries, our strawberries, our blueberries, our snozberries, and cut our mint, and then cut our flowers that are edible. But don't worry, she's a woman of the people. You can grow those just on your windowsill at home in New York, your edible flowers.
Maureen Callahan
And don't forget your local wax.
Megyn Kelly
What?
Maureen Callahan
Beekeeper? Yeah, your local beekeeper.
Megyn Kelly
Oh, yeah. Because she has a bee hive, which she goes. That's how they open the whole series with her. With her bees. And like, don't worry if you don't have this. Just go to your local beekeeper. Which I Googled. I was like, just for kicks. I'm like, what local beekeeper? And everything that came up was the people who will kill bees in my. In my.
Maureen Callahan
Oh, my God.
Megyn Kelly
Like, if you have a beehive and you want to get rid of it, here are like, to 20 people who will kill it.
Maureen Callahan
There you go. Absolutely.
Megyn Kelly
Clearly, we're living in different. In different worlds.
Maureen Callahan
Do you have a chicken coop?
Megyn Kelly
No chickens? No, just the dead ones in the freezer.
Maureen Callahan
You don't have a chicknic table to feed your chickens. Did you catch that?
Megyn Kelly
Did not catch that.
Maureen Callahan
Literally, Megan, she has a chicken coop. And she talks. So she brings out. I don't mean to get off, Mindy, but she brings out to feed them a thick disc of ice. And inside the chickens. Oh, yeah. And inside that disc are frozen organic vegetables, which she then puts down for them so that their yolk, she tells us, will be that much more golden and nutritious. And then the camera pans to a miniature picnic table. It looks like something that would go in a child's dollhouse on the ground. And she Says, don't laugh at me. That is my chicknic table where I put food for the chickens. Okay. In this economy.
Megyn Kelly
Right. Well, same thing with her dog and everybody else's dog. The one friend comes who's Harry's friend's wife from polo.
Maureen Callahan
Oh, this one.
Megyn Kelly
So relatable. So some woman from Argentina who's married to Harry's polo player friend shows up again, not. Not really a Meghan Markle friend. And for her dog, Megan makes some sort of biscuits, which, of course, have only the organic materials, and everything has to be mixed just so. And then she's making the bacon because, you know, the dog's just gonna love it if it has a little bacon in it. And, you know, she eats bacon all the time. She wants you to know in her.
Maureen Callahan
Of course she does. Sure. She looks like it, right?
Megyn Kelly
Right. With her size, like double zero. Okay.
Maureen Callahan
Yeah, yeah.
Megyn Kelly
But here was the other thing. When you talk about the chick. Nick, I wrote this down just from the episodes I watch. She's got this little, like, verbal tick she does where she's big into, like, rhyming or making these weird little plays on words that I think she thinks are very clever. Like the first episode, they're putting peas in a little pod, she and her makeup artist. And they're like. They look like little green pearls. Green pearls. Green pearls. Green pearls, girls. Okay? Then there was the honey. Pouring it into her tea. Honey, honey, honey, honey. Then they were cheersing their champagne with her little marmalade edition. Cheers, dear. Cheers, dear. Then there was. It's darling and delicious. Darling and delicious. Then there was the tea following the champagne detox. And then Retox. And then there was working hard over there. Working hard or hardly working? Maureen, I died.
Maureen Callahan
Oh, my God. Megan. It's like this is a window into the tiny little brain at work. The absolute, not just inauthenticity, but, like, you want to talk about a lack of original thought and just being totally basic. What they would call a basic bitch.
Megyn Kelly
Basic.
Maureen Callahan
Like the opening scene of this show. Like you think. Okay, the opening scene of this show should be a knockout. Right? It should make me want to know what's coming next. What is she going to do next? What is she going to say next? She's strolling out to her beehive where she's clearly never been before. She's wearing half the bee outfit, is clear.
Megyn Kelly
She's never been. You're right.
Maureen Callahan
She's wearing half a bee outfit, not a full B outfit. Okay? Because you have to show off the skinny Jean. And then she's got the dangling tendrils visible behind the bee screen. And her beekeeper, who seems like kind of a interesting guy. Like, he's definitely quirky. You have to be quirky if you're around all day. They open up the honeycomb and she goes, busy bees. See? See now this is what she's been practicing, right? She's been practicing in her mirror, right? All these things she's going to say and these like dialogues she's gonna have with her guests.
Megyn Kelly
Honey, honey.
Maureen Callahan
Oh, this is like her bedside blooms for Daniel, who's like probably sleeping in the garage.
Megyn Kelly
That must be discussed. The bedside situation. So Daniel the makeup artist gets. Gets this tray of welcoming presence unlike anything I've ever seen. So she, he's coming to help her with her series and she puts together this tray for like his bedside. That includes homemade Epsom salts. Doesn't everybody who wants Epsom salts just order the same blue bag that we all get from cvs? Or you can get it on Amazon, it's huge. And you dump half of it into the bath. But she's like hand mixing this, the Himalayan salt in with his special Epsom salts. And then the, the pretzels.
Maureen Callahan
Oh, oh, the pretzels.
Megyn Kelly
The pretzels. Like, oh, we have it. Okay, here's sat three.
D
And since we put all of our energy into making those, this we're just gonna put into a different bag.
Megyn Kelly
Different bag.
D
Peanut butter into a cellophane bag.
Megyn Kelly
Sure. You have.
Maureen Callahan
Sure.
Megyn Kelly
Jan. How she pours.
D
I know that Daniel loves peanut butter. I'm still going to label this. You always want to be conscious if someone has a nut allergy.
Megyn Kelly
She actually doesn't know.
D
So I can take it home and prep the guest room. And now everything's ready for Daniel's arrival tonight.
Maureen Callahan
Daniel who?
Megyn Kelly
Dear Lord.
Maureen Callahan
First of all, that was really incredible that they showed her taking store bought pretzels, peanut butter pretzels and decanting them into another plastic bag. First of all, isn't she a great environmentalist? Why are we using and reusing so much plastic?
Megyn Kelly
Good point.
Maureen Callahan
Then she gives us the ineffable tip that when you tie a knot, always be sure you put a bow on that shit. And then Daniel does show up.
Megyn Kelly
Poor Daniel.
Maureen Callahan
Poor Daniel. And she doesn't know if he likes to lifelong friend of decades. The before, during and after. As she says. Right. Doesn't know if he likes tomatoes.
Megyn Kelly
Right.
Maureen Callahan
Doesn't know that he's left handed. He's her makeup artist. What hand is he using? What is his dominant hand. And then what was the third thing she did? Oh, she says, I'm gonna. You know, I love to send all my guests home with stuff. You always go home with stuff. He says, listen, I live in New York City. I don't have counter space in my kitchen.
Megyn Kelly
Right.
Maureen Callahan
She doesn't know that she's a normal verb. Into his apartment.
Megyn Kelly
Right. Very clearly. And she. Then he cuts his finger in. In one. It is the tiniest little slit. It looks like a paper cut that he gets. And the reaction is so over that they. Oh, it's like, drama. We have drama for our show. Something happened. This is so exciting. They make a big thing out of her. Going to get the band aid and wrapping it up. And all I can think is, this is the car chase. This is the Manhattan car chase all over again with the one. It's huge. Something happened alert. Okay. Drama. I'm into it.
Maureen Callahan
It was the one paparazzi on a bicycle, remember? And she's going to. Harry, just be calm. It's gonna be okay. 10 minutes on a Vespa garage.
Megyn Kelly
He was on a Vespa.
Maureen Callahan
Oh, sorry. Vespa.
Megyn Kelly
Her need for drama was very evident. So here's. I want to play the mini moment with standby. I just. I thought you'd get a kick out of this. So I made notes as I was watching a couple of the episod, and then I just got too tired and I abandoned this. Okay. By the. Okay, so that. That popcorn that you see on her tray for Daniel. She took a corn of cob. A cob of corn. And stuffed it in a brown paper bag and put it in the microwave.
Maureen Callahan
A dead cob of corn. It was black.
Megyn Kelly
Yes.
Maureen Callahan
It was like the kind of thing you would just throw out as toxic waste.
Megyn Kelly
Meanwhile, it's like, what? Who is not just putting a thing of Orville Redenbacher in the microwave for a minute? 30 or two? 30.
Maureen Callahan
Seriously, that. Like, ridiculous.
Megyn Kelly
Literally, nobody's going out to get a dead corn cob, Putting it into a brown paper bag and trying to pop that shit. Everyone knows that's gonna go wrong.
Maureen Callahan
Exactly. 100.
Megyn Kelly
Okay, so that's what she does then. Yeah, I have the same note. Don't tie a knot without a bow. Peanut butter pretzels. Okay. She shows the house that is clearly not hers, and then she continues to remind us, this is not my house. It's a beautiful home. It's nicer than everyone on Earth's Kitchen.
Maureen Callahan
Yeah.
Megyn Kelly
But she makes a point, repeatedly, of being like, this isn't My home, her home is obviously 10 times nicer than this one. And she wants us to know that because she's, you know, the duchess. And she later says to People magazine, like, my home is just too intimate for me to share with others. And I'm not comfortable having 80 crew members come in.
Maureen Callahan
Do you believe there were 80 crew members?
Megyn Kelly
If there were, what the hell kind of budget is Netflix paying for this bullshit show?
Maureen Callahan
Seriously. And by the way, not for nothing, I have seen People online, there are her defenders. Whether they are paid bots, I don't know. But people saying, why can't you just leave her alone? She's just trying to make an entertaining cooking show, whatever. To which I say I pay for my Netflix subscription, which is going into her pocket.
Megyn Kelly
Right.
Maureen Callahan
So I do get to judge it. I get to judge it as harshly as I want.
Megyn Kelly
Yeah.
Maureen Callahan
And that's why they also have those little buttons on the screen. Thumbs up, thumbs down. Do you like it? Do you not like it? So we can all go to town on this, as we should.
Megyn Kelly
If she doesn't want us to judge her cooking, she should do it off cam and in private. Right? Like it's. She's putting it out there for public consumption. You know, that reminds me of something I. A point I wanted to make last week. I went down and did this interview with Ben Smith of Semaphore, and he gave me a hard time because he thought I got too personal when I raised the fact that Rachel Maddow makes $25 million a year, but she's out there pretending to boo hoo the layoffs at msnbc, which are her fault for discrediting her own network with Russia, Russia, Russia, etc. And he was like, yeah, but you know, you showed her houses. Not in show an address. I showed the picture. Now how do you think I got pictures of Rachel Maddows houses? Is it because she invited me over and I surreptitiously photographed them and then betrayed her by. She fucking had them photographed. She put them on the air because she wanted us to celebrate her luxurious life. Yes.
Maureen Callahan
She put those on the air.
Megyn Kelly
Yes. Her massive spread in western Massachusetts. It was in a magazine.
Maureen Callahan
Oh, it's like Architectural Digest or something. Yes. Yeah, yeah. You can't have it both ways.
Megyn Kelly
I like, it's totally fair game. And by the way, in the other pictures of her apartment were on the. Were on like a realtor.com situation and all over all the real estate blogs and things as Rachel Maddow's apartment. Now let me tell you something. I have sold and bought homes and apartments since I became a public figure. You, Good luck. Good luck to you. Go ahead. Right now, Google Megyn Kelly Holmes, you might find some bullshit. I saw some. One long YouTube video that showed me with like a. A Bentley.
Maureen Callahan
Like that does not seem years.
Megyn Kelly
I have a BMW, but I don't have Bentley. No one's that. We don't publicize where we live and we don't show our homes because I'm not trying to rub anything about my life into anybody else's face. She put her name on that because she thought she'd get a better sale price on it. It's totally fair game. And Meghan Markle is totally fair game. She's doing this because she wants us to watch it and comment and react.
Maureen Callahan
Yes. Now if I can just circle back for one second to the Rachel Maddow thing because I was listening to you talk about this and I was dying because she had previously lived in the West Village in Michael Stipes old apartment which she turned around and sold for a lot of money. Then she bought this place, which I did not know until listening to you was on the east side of Central Park. So you know what is interesting about those buildings, and I'm sure you do, on the east side of the park. The way they get around non discrimination laws is they make potential buyers show that they can put down 75% of the purchase price.
Megyn Kelly
Well, I didn't know that actually.
Maureen Callahan
So if you're buying say a $20 million place, you have to have 17 million that you can lay out immediately. And that's how they keep undesirables out. Not that Rachel would ever admit that she lives in such a place.
Megyn Kelly
Right.
Maureen Callahan
Where perhaps a black family that could only put down 50% could never be shown the door.
Megyn Kelly
Oh my God, that's so interesting. Well, we did look at. There were a couple of celebrities in that building at least. So she's chosen of course one of the most tony apartment buildings in the city. And she's, I'm sure, very proud of her huge spread with her terraces off the master bath and living room, whatever. But she feels really bad for the laid off MSNBC workers. Maureen, don't, don't judge.
Maureen Callahan
Not bad enough to kick in, as you said, a measly 2 million.
Megyn Kelly
That's it.
Maureen Callahan
Just do like what Tom Brady.
Megyn Kelly
Yeah, that's it.
Maureen Callahan
Take some of it. I don't need it.
Megyn Kelly
Just lower the 25 to 23. You'll never even feel it. You won't even know that that money's not hitting your bank account. But no, she just wants the credit for feeling bad for those poor laid off workers without actually having to sacrifice anything herself. And by the way, not for Nothing, but the 25 million is for one day a week, one hour of television a week. And still she wants us to believe this. Like, I'm deeply sad for everyone here. You know, I deserve every penny of my money. Whatever. Okay, so back to Meghan Markle. Okay, I wanted to get to this part of my notes. I'll stand by. Hold on a second. News coming in. Oh God. This just in. Season two is coming.
Maureen Callahan
No.
Megyn Kelly
Yes.
Maureen Callahan
No.
Megyn Kelly
Yes. If you're loving season one, Meghan put out on insta. Just wait till you see the fun we cooked up in season two. Thanks for joining the party. An endless thanks to the amazing team and crew who helped bring it all to life. With love, Megan. Okay, so wait, let me keep going. Okay. Injury. It's like their fake car chase. And here's the part I wanted to get to. In the midst of my notes, I wrote the best part of watching this is picturing Maureen watching this.
Maureen Callahan
Oh my God. Oh, you're so funny. Oh, you're. It was. It was inglorious morning. I was in my pajamas with like my eighth cup of coffee, really gutting it out and taking notes as you do. I take them analog on like an actual notepad. There were so many contradictions. Okay, so my favorite moment, and I do think the most telling it was in the Mindy episode. And it was the moment where Mindy is playing along with Megan's oft told much debunked origin story that she was this poor little latchkey kid in the slums of Los Angeles coming home from school every day, eating her sad little fast food on a tray table.
Megyn Kelly
Right.
Maureen Callahan
While she's watching Jeopardy. Mind you. So she may be watching tv, but she's watching Jeopardy.
Megyn Kelly
She's smart.
Maureen Callahan
Smart.
Megyn Kelly
So in case you didn't, she's not.
Maureen Callahan
Writing, you know, feminist manifestos to soap companies. That's part of a class project, not an auto generated thing.
Megyn Kelly
She does mention later.
Maureen Callahan
We never forget. Never forget. So we're not walking through landmines here like Diana. Okay?
Megyn Kelly
Right.
Maureen Callahan
Mindy says to her, you know, I just don't think that anybody really realizes Meghan Markle ate Jack in the box. And you watch Megan tense up, right up. And the micro expressions and the jaw sets and the eyes go black and her shoulders rise up and she goes, you know, it's so funny. And she's like chopping something, so it's like, dangerous, you know? It's so funny you say that. So funny you say that. Because you know what? I'm Sussex now.
Megyn Kelly
I'm Sussex.
Maureen Callahan
Oh, my God. It was like a soap opera moment.
Megyn Kelly
We have it. Let's watch it.
C
I don't think anyone in the world.
Megyn Kelly
Knows that Meghan Markle has eaten Jack.
C
In the box and loves it.
D
It's so funny, too, that you keep saying Meghan Markle. You know, I'm Sussex now. You have kids and you go, no, I share my name with my children.
Megyn Kelly
Yes.
D
And that feels so. I. I didn't know how meaningful it would be to me.
Megyn Kelly
But it.
D
It just means so much to go, this is our family name.
Megyn Kelly
Very weird.
Maureen Callahan
Oh. And what follows that is she goes. Our little family name.
Megyn Kelly
Right.
Maureen Callahan
Yet another dig at the royals that gave her that title.
Megyn Kelly
Did you notice that at the end of every episode, it says, like, the. Starring Meghan, Duchess of Sussex?
Maureen Callahan
Yes.
Megyn Kelly
That's how she's billed.
Maureen Callahan
Yes.
Megyn Kelly
At the. When the credits roll at the end, you know, stand alone. Nobody else is on but Meghan, Duchess of Sussex. Because they became Sussex when the Queen died and Harry's dad became king. And that's when Lily, bet and Archie became princess and Prince. And I guess as a result, their last name is now no longer Mountbatten Windsor. It's Meghan Sussex and Harry Sussex. I have no idea. And no fucking Meghan. No one knew that. Like, why are you correcting. You know. You know, it's Sussex. No, I don't know who knows that? Literally nobody knows that.
Maureen Callahan
This is the thing that I love, too, because, you know the thing about manners? When you're a kid and they're teaching you manners, the line is always like, they're. They are. They are for you to go out into the world, but they're really also for other people. It's so you learn how to make other people feel welcome and comfortable and never ashamed or humiliated or hurt. Like, that was a dagger. That's a guest in her fake house. She was mad on her fucking fake show. You know who dared to call her Meghan Markle, the name we all regrettably know her by. And now it's Dutch. Oh, by the way, I don't know if you saw this. Probably not, but she was on Drew Barrymore yesterday.
Megyn Kelly
Oh, yes, we saw.
Maureen Callahan
You watched?
Megyn Kelly
Yeah, I saw the clips.
Maureen Callahan
I saw a little bit. I couldn't. I couldn't gut it out again. I could not gut it out. But there's this moment where Drew, they're cooking, they're behind a thing, and Megan's rolling some garbage with her hands. And Drew proudly brings out this blown up black and white photo of herself at like age seven. It's very sweet.
Megyn Kelly
It's E.T.
Maureen Callahan
Steven Spielberg and George Lucasfilm. She's got this little stuffy, this stuffed animal. I don't know if it was ET or not. And she's presenting it to Diana, a very young Princess Diana.
Megyn Kelly
Oh.
Maureen Callahan
And she's showing this, like, this was such a meaningful moment for me. Of course it was. And Megan, instead of going, what a life you've had. Like, tell me what that moment was like for you. What was Diana like? You know, she goes, oh, how sweet. I'll have to tell H about it.
Megyn Kelly
Oh, God.
Maureen Callahan
So. So already she's like levitating herself above this conversation. It's not Harry, it's H. It's my H. Yeah, like, I'll tell him that we're separate over here. And by the way, presumably, isn't your husband watching this show and cheering you on your big launch?
Megyn Kelly
Right? Like you're not doing anything else.
Maureen Callahan
Relay this to him.
Megyn Kelly
Right.
Maureen Callahan
Is he. I don't see playing Minecraft.
Megyn Kelly
She. She's constantly on this show with my husband. You know, it drives me nuts. My husband. My husband. Honestly, like, I almost never refer to Doug like that. I don't know. It's like, well, my husband. It's like Doug. Which is. She thinks, like, it's not. It's not cool to say Harry, because it looks like she's going to be showing off. That's what. How a normal wife sounds. Right. A normal partner would say, harry thinks this. No one would find that ostentatious. No H sounds ostentatious. And that's the other thing I noticed. If you look at the first couple of episodes, every comment she makes is about herself. She's got her friend Uncle Daniel's there, and then there's the Argentinian woman, and then there's a chef she brings in and Mindy Kaling. So there are no questions or comments about them, except there's one in episode one and there's one in episode two. And if you go back and look at them, they're voiced over, really. She clearly was told after the fact. You know, it might be nice if we kind of had you track like a question to Daniel about himself to set up that comment he made. And it's. It's all voiceover. Anything she asks of the guest was laid in after the fact. You can see the break. It's like someone had to coach her on how to be a normal person who's an actual friend who has interest in something other than themselves.
Maureen Callahan
She doesn't. She's not interested. She's interested insofar as you can help her realize whatever things she's trying to manifest in any given moment. Basically, I love the premise of this show, which is, I'm going to show you how to make a happy, warm, loving home. After I have successfully severed my husband's ties from his entire family. After I have successfully severed every single tie. Save my mother from my own family of origin. Who better? Who better to teach one how to create a loving, warm home? I loved the thing with Mindy where they're. Oh, my God. She's. She goes, we are planning a children's party.
Megyn Kelly
Yeah.
Maureen Callahan
Children are not around. She's got three. She's got two. There are presumably other children in Montecito. No, children are around, you know, because they're unpredictable and messy, I guess. Right.
Megyn Kelly
It's annoying to her.
Maureen Callahan
And she says to Mindy, I don't know. Again, great friends. I don't know if you go all out for your children's birthday parties or not. Mindy goes, the woman I hire does.
Megyn Kelly
Okay.
Maureen Callahan
Very relatable.
Megyn Kelly
Right?
Maureen Callahan
Very relatable. And then there's something where. What was the other thing with Mindy that was just like, so wild I couldn't believe it. But it's a similar thing.
Megyn Kelly
There was the balloon arch.
Maureen Callahan
The balloon. Oh. And then they'd have a wardrobe change to their sundresses.
Megyn Kelly
Because that's how we all do when we get together. We have several outfits for our time together.
Maureen Callahan
Exactly. For, like, different times of day with different settings and different food stuffs. I suppose that we're having. They dress in these sundresses and they go out to Megan's little garden shack.
Megyn Kelly
Yes. Like her greenhouse where, you know, she just sits. All I could think was, that must be actually so buggy in real life.
Maureen Callahan
Oh, 100%.
Megyn Kelly
So they go out there. Yes. Because we all have several settings in our enormous, you know, football field size garden where, like, we can sit and have tea with our friends. It's all perfectly curated again and absolutely visually stunning. And the other thing about it is, you have. There's so much to get to. We're never going to get to anything else. You have such inanity happening in the conversation. Like, these are not clever people. This is not like having tea with Maureen Callahan or Megyn Kelly. No, truly. And so everything is heavily produced with track, with soundtrack. You know, the light jazz, like, the festive jazz playing. And so, like, they don't have to talk, which I'm sure the producers were like, more track.
Maureen Callahan
I could only. It's so funny you say that. I could only think of how much money Netflix spent on licensing this music. There's so much freaking Motown in this thing.
Megyn Kelly
Yes.
Maureen Callahan
It's like, oh, come and get your love is like the final. Like, really? It's like when you watch. One of the things that always irked me the most about the Devil wears Prada was that the music cues were so literal. They're always telling you what to think. Like the moment where Andy's walking down the street in Manhattan at night debating whether she can throw Emily under the bus to go to Paris. It's like the song that's playing is I can't sleep.
Megyn Kelly
Never noticed that.
Maureen Callahan
If you watch it again, you'll never see it the same way. And I felt the same way about this, where the music was doing all the heavy lifting.
Megyn Kelly
Who sings oh, sugar, sugar?
Maureen Callahan
Oh, yeah, spoonful or something.
Megyn Kelly
And she was like, cue the lemon head, whoever it was. She's like, cue the platters. I can't remember. Forgive me. But then come in comes the music while she's sifting the sugar. That. Your point about Mindy being like, no, but the person I hire does now. Okay? I even. I do not hire anybody to do my kids birthdays. And I have very few domestic bones in my body. The most I will hire is somebody to blow up the, like, you know, like a bouncy castle or whatever.
Maureen Callahan
It's a professional thing. You need someone to do that.
Megyn Kelly
I don't know how to do that. And Doug's not handy. Handsy, but not handy. Anyway, so. So you. You. You made this point in one of your articles on the Daily Mail, and I was like, that's exactly it. That's the moment. You know who this show is for? Because I was watching the whole thing. Like, who is this for? Who is this appealing? And you said, it's for the 1%. The 1% who was like, yes, my person does all of this. Or I was talking about this with my hairstylist Sara of hers, who came over while I was watching some of this, and they were both saying, I'm like, maybe the women in this town, like will, will. Will produce a birthday party like that, or we'll make a meal like that. But I don't think so, because the women I know in this town are actually active moms. They are bringing their kids to school. They are making their own dinner. They don't have eight hours to freaking prepare that meal.
Maureen Callahan
Right.
Megyn Kelly
They've got to do the household stuff. They've got to go to the grocery store. So who is it for? And one of the gals was saying it's for staff of women like that in like the next level communities where I guess everybody has a cook who can sit around all day watching Meghan Markle and her fancy chef show them how to par, boil chicken and then brine chicken and then work for eight hours to make little chicken wings, which most of us making fried chicken would just stick in some Crisco and fry.
Maureen Callahan
Right? Right. Roll in some breadcrumbs and you're done.
Megyn Kelly
Right.
Maureen Callahan
That's if you're not buying them pre made, because that's even easier. The thing about that show too is. Okay, it. I think it was episode two again, or. No, it was episode one. It was with Daniel, or Daniel, may he rest, who. She's making some sort of Italian dish. I'm sure the Italian in you would find this very.
Megyn Kelly
I pass no judgment on cooking. Oh, really? Okay. No, I'm sorry.
Maureen Callahan
Fair enough. But you know, it's like she's got this Le Creuset white pot. Right. Which, by the way, Mindy made the rookie error of calling it Le Creuset. It's like, is it foyer or. Foyer? You'll be tossed out if you, you know, so. And Megan, of course, had to correct her, which is another thing you don't do. You don't correct your guest's pronunciation of something.
Megyn Kelly
Either way, that would be a nice thing. Like, whatever, who cares?
Maureen Callahan
Right? But no, And Mindy was like, oh, well, some of us have been to Europe. Like, she got a couple of digs in.
Megyn Kelly
Yeah.
Maureen Callahan
But so it's this white, like crusade, and there is not a splatter of anything on anything. Like everything is immaculate.
Megyn Kelly
And she's in the all white outfit.
Maureen Callahan
And she's in the all white and she's not really wearing an apron. And there is nothing is spilled, Nothing is mistakenly put anywhere. And it just goes to the absolute utter artifice of this woman. I just think, I think, you know, the last time we talked about her, I said, I do think there's something very dark about her. And I think that this reaction, I mean, we're laughing about it. Cause a lot of it is funny. But the reaction that a lot of us are having, which is a complete and utter recoil is. I do think this sort of built in evolutionary response to somebody who does not seem quite right. Like I look at her and I think to myself, only my opinion. This is a dangerous person. I don't like her.
Megyn Kelly
That's what everybody says. Yeah, everybody who works for her quits. Everybody says she's a bully, she's very nasty. Not only is she incredibly controlling, but she's a about it to everybody who works for her. When things inevitably start spiraling downward. She blames everyone but herself. Okay, wait, I wanted to rewind because there's so many points. She's big into these crudite boards, veggie and or fruit. And this was one of the most every, every mother out there will understand. She wants us to put together a fruit crudite board for our children in the morning. Now look, Maureen, I can't look at this.
Maureen Callahan
I can't, I can't.
Megyn Kelly
It is huge. It starts with strawberries and then it has raspberries and then it has apricots and then it has mandarin oranges and then it has pineapples and then it has blueberries and then you finish it up with dollops of yogurt. Now I literally, I want, I'd love to have a running clock and how long it would take me to go. Let's, let's do something fancy Whole foods, right? Where like you get the true organic to go and shop for. What's that? Eight fruits. Get all the fruits, get them home, wash them, let them dry up, cut them all up. Cutting like teeny tiny apricot pieces up. Not to mention pineapples, which is a pain in the ass. Oh, and then bananas too. I forgot she added those as well. And then laying them out and she's like, if you don't have time to do this big thing, you can just do it like a single plate style. That alone with all I just said with cutting and buying and cleaning and chopping would be probably an hour. Who my warning is like, here is a piece of toast. I am Martha Stewart. You're welcome. When my guest comes. I had the guests come over last night because they came to see Harley at the play and I was my own Martha. I gave them a glass of water as they went to bed. You're welcome. I like hostess with the most is who the hell is putting corn on the cob in the microwave to pop their own popcorn and making the bows and then doing the fruit platter extravaganza for their children. And she says, you know, because I'm a busy mom and this is how mornings are as I get the kids off to school. You're making fruit parfait crudite boards like home.
Maureen Callahan
She is so full of shit. That platter, by the way, is like half the size of your desk. It's like. It's like a football field for a child. It's enormous and, you know, sticky. Little kids do not keep things orderly as a matter of course they do not. This was my other favorite thing. Speaking of, how much free time does she have? Because she has the kind of free time that would make me enter intensive therapy.
Megyn Kelly
I didn't know where that was going.
Maureen Callahan
She talks about she's sitting down at a desk and she's making out her menu for the big party that she's going to have. It all feels very Real Housewives, like.
Megyn Kelly
The final episode Standby. Actually, we have this. I think they're saying we have this. So is this hot six, you guys? We'll watch it.
D
Anything that I can do with handwriting, I think adds a personal touch. Let's write a menu, folks. So when you have unlined paper, you can use a template that can at least keep your lines straight. No matter how straight you believe that you write, it's always helpful to have a template. Use a soft pencil because you're going to erase those lines, obviously, after you've written everything in. First things first. Heirloom tomato quiche with fresh basil. I always do those little scrolls. I don't know why in school I got an A in penmanship class.
Megyn Kelly
But you know what?
D
I was like, I'll take the minus for a little bit of character.
Megyn Kelly
Oh, good God. Keep going.
Maureen Callahan
She got an A minus in penmanship. She's clearly not over it. We're not doing straight A's all the way. It's an epic fail. She's handlining in soft pencil lines in her notebook. Instead of buying a notebook, and you can buy a very expensive notebook, go buy Smithson. Spend $400 on that line notebook. But no, she's gotta line it herself again. What kind of time do you have? Then she's doing that infuriating calligraphy.
Megyn Kelly
I know.
Maureen Callahan
She 12.
Megyn Kelly
I know.
Maureen Callahan
You know, I took a calligraphy class when I was 12. It was a way to kill some time. I didn't think it was gonna be a life skill I would take into middle age. And then she's writing. She's saying, this is a no fuss. She literally says, megan, this is a no fuss menu.
Megyn Kelly
Oh, right.
Maureen Callahan
This is within the reach of anybody. As she writes, like whole wheat toast with Estate, honey. Estate honey, honey from her goddamn estate.
Megyn Kelly
She's obsessed with her honey, but she's.
Maureen Callahan
Obsessed that she's growing it on an estate in a manner that we can't see because we're just the great unwashed who are tuning in to supposedly, you know, just roil ourselves in envy and feeling like failures because we don't have many scissors. That's the goal to deploy with our huge freaking basket in our backyard garden that looks like Central fucking Park.
Megyn Kelly
You've never seen anything so beautiful and enormous. No, I laugh, because then, of course, she's got the French pressed coffee. You know, like the perfect everything. Literally. This morning when our guests were here, I. I confess, I'm not even good at making coffee. I'm. I'm seriously bad in the kitchen. People know this about me, and normally now Doug and I have a coffee maker in our bedroom. Now, that's how we start our day. But we do have one in the kitchen, and now we had a guest, so I had to make the coffee down in the kitchen. And it's. It's kind of a highfalutin coffee machine. I don't totally understand it, to be honest. I'll take a picture and I'll post it. Well, let's just say it didn't go well. I don't know how I screwed up making coffee, Maureen. But next thing I knew, it sounded like it was brewing. Next thing I knew, it started to bubble out of, like, the. The part where you put the grinds in, like, it started bubble out of the top and I was like, whoa. So I pulled it and, like, hot coffee went all over my brown, all over the. God, the count counter and the. The floor. And, like, I. So for some reason, it didn't drip. It didn't drip into the carafe, but, like, this is me. I'm looking at her in her white, her French press and her perfectly made donuts and her, you know, fruit crudite, whatever, and. And there I am, like, I can't even make a damn coffee. Now, I realize most women are better than I am, but. And by the way, speaking of how I am, my team has apparently put together a little highlight. Yeah. Of how. And I know I'm not alone. I am not the only woman who is this way. But just. Just so you know what? So full disclosure, this is how I am. Give it that. The more butter, the better. The more butter, the better. All right, that's it. And then it goes in the skillet. Place those right in there. Oh, it's not going well already. I got rid of the skin. Oh, that's kind of gross. Put them in there. What's that? These are carrots.
Maureen Callahan
So we know.
Megyn Kelly
Carrots.
Maureen Callahan
Yes.
Megyn Kelly
This confuses me.
Maureen Callahan
I didn't expect to have.
Megyn Kelly
Oh, God.
Maureen Callahan
You might get a little skin, a little blood in there.
Megyn Kelly
It makes it taste better. What?
Maureen Callahan
You know how that goes.
Megyn Kelly
What do I press on the food processor?
Maureen Callahan
On.
Megyn Kelly
You can do it. When I'm serving breakfast and I want to make an omelette, how do I make it? A flat white omelet instead of an enormous, fluffy yellow omelette, which I don't like. Well, if you want white versus yellow, you take the yolks out. We should do some one on one. It's going to be good. We're going to do some personal training now. Oh, God. I'm getting called in for extra help. Help. There was so many epic fails. There was one. I tried to, like, make a stuffed turkey.
Maureen Callahan
Yeah.
Megyn Kelly
And I had to take the stuff, like, the stuff out of the turkey. It was. Is that a video? Do you. Do you guys have a video of that? All right, hang on. It's coming. My team is ready. They're ready for today. Watch it. It's a chicken.
Maureen Callahan
So gross.
Megyn Kelly
My hands are inside of him. It's disgusting. Look, look. Look how gross it is. Look away.
Maureen Callahan
I would love to see you add, like, a little cooking something to your. Your programming and, like, put it up against Meghan Markle.
Megyn Kelly
No. You and I are going to recreate the Meghan Markle extravaganza. It's happening. And rule number one, you will hear us actually ask a question of the other person that is about the other person. That isn't all fishing for a compliment about one's self.
Maureen Callahan
Correct.
Megyn Kelly
We have a little SOT montage of that. Here's SOT 2.
D
I got to set early to make you a frittata. Then while it was cooking.
Megyn Kelly
What? A yogurt parfait.
D
It's the same thing that you would give your kids.
Maureen Callahan
Right?
Megyn Kelly
It's a.
D
It just looks a little bit more darling.
Megyn Kelly
Do you believe my little donuts?
D
You guys, I made those for you.
Maureen Callahan
You baked them from scratch?
Megyn Kelly
Yes. Oh, that's nice.
D
I have some treats for you to take home. Oh, I made dog biscuits for Nina. And then we had our sun tea, so I made you some.
Megyn Kelly
Oh, sun tea. And.
Maureen Callahan
And they're different ones that you and.
D
The girls can do together. And also some raspberry preserves. You know, when I come to your house, you're like, do you want some coffee? Do you want some coffee?
Megyn Kelly
Because I'm a coffee holic.
D
You have coffee and you're like, give me some cream. And so I thought, how can I make the cream that you love? So I did a little bit of condensed milk and a little bit of half and half and added some nice vanilla bean paste and frothed it up.
Maureen Callahan
Oh, my God.
D
And I think you're going. I think you're going to love it.
Megyn Kelly
Look what I did for you. I. I got to set early. I made you this. This is exactly how I did it. I spared no expense. And did I mention my flower sprinkles, which are all over every episode? As if any of us has the ability to make a flower sprinkle jar. What is that? That's merchandise hawking. She wants us to go to her website and buy her stupid flower sprinkles, which is not a thing. All right, standby. I have to take a quick break. We're not done, weirdly, but it's Friday. Let's have a fun. All right, standby. Four years of crushing interest rates, runaway inflation, and reckless government spending. And who is paying the price? You are. You might have bills stacking up. You might have debt collectors on your back. You might barely be able to keep food on the table, and that's stressful. Done With Debt can be a way out. These guys have developed a new aggressive strategy, many of them actually designed to get you out of debt permanently, without bankruptcy and without loans. Done With Debt will stand between you and your bill collectors. They can go head to head with the creditors, getting your balances reduced, your interest rates slashed, and penalties stopped. They create a plan to end your debt fast and put more cash in your pocket every month. And right now, Done With Debt is accepting new clients. But you need to act fast. Some of these credit relief programs expire before you make another payment. Consider a visit to donewithdebt.com or call 1-888-322-1054 right now. Speak with one of their debt relief strategists for free. Go to donewithdebt.com that's donewithdebt.com One of the great things is she talks about gift bags for children and she's like, you know, parents really love a gift bag for a child. Okay. Parents may love when their children receive one. I don't know those parents. Most of us are like, why did you give my child all these things that they could choke on? And that's just going to clog up my non existing Junk drawers. But she's. She claims parents love it. And by the way, it is. The gift bags are the bane of my existence. Thank God my children have aged out of that phase of life. But I. I object to them on a fundamental level. I have invited you to my child's party. You know, we got a bouncy castle. I gave you cake and a ton of pizza and, like, maybe a magician. Whatever you do. Why are you getting anything more than that? You give me a gift, my kid gets a gift. I don't have to give you a gift. Why am I giving your kid a gift? I gave him all this entertainment. I took him for the afternoon, I plunged him full of food and good times, and then on top of it, I have to give him a present. It makes no sense. There's another thing for the host of the birthday party to have to do. So I'm against them. Of course, she's not. And so she. She talks about how to prepare the perfect gift bag.
Maureen Callahan
Right.
Megyn Kelly
For your child and your child's friends. And here is a bit of that.
D
I think a gift bag is important. Guest experience starts young. If there's a garden theme, then let's really go with it and try to inspire them to want to get their hands in the dirt and grow something. Watch it grow little mini gardening tools. Our kids have real sets. They take their gardening seriously.
Megyn Kelly
Great.
D
It's nice to give kids seeds that they can plant, things that they can watch grow easily and pick from. So sugar snap peas and some sweet basil. What are we missing? Something sweet. Manuka honey stick. Great. I always have these in my house. Let's just sit it in there so it can actually be featured a little bit more.
Megyn Kelly
And then she does her calligraphy, name tags, and little mini bees as an homage to her. Her beehive on every bag.
Maureen Callahan
Okay, first of all, to your point about you've done it all, why do you have to give these people and these little people more gifts?
Megyn Kelly
Right?
Maureen Callahan
That's 100% correct. But you're not a malignant narcissist who needs to have other mommies marvel that. You then put together this other gift bag that Meghan Markle thinks is going to form a core memory of, like, miniature garden tools, Crap from China, basically, that she. And what's better for small people than little sticks of things that are sweet, that are sharp, that you can just shove in your mouth or in your eye or God knows what?
Megyn Kelly
The little garden tools. I'm like, yeah, you're one top would use that against the other toddlers like that. Next thing you know, somebody's lost an.
Maureen Callahan
Eye, lights out, she's out of her mind. I know the. Oh, my God. This was the other thing about, like, the. Anyway, there was so much going on, but it had to do with the parties and the kids and her with Mindy and. Oh, oh, oh. It was her talk. So there's much talk in this about, you know, I think it had to do with a vase she was working on or something. It's like, you know, broken things. Broken things are worth something, Megan.
Megyn Kelly
Oh, God.
Maureen Callahan
Broken things. Sometimes they're better for being broken. And then when you repair them, you see a beauty in a different way. Or they're making a cake.
Megyn Kelly
Oh, that was episode one. Beautiful. On the inside, it's.
Maureen Callahan
She's pretty on the inside, she's pretty. You got like, don't. Just, like, just don't. Don't just love Megan Sussex. Excuse me for her physical appearance, but appreciate everything that she goes through internally for all of us. She's beautiful on the inside, where it counts.
Megyn Kelly
Dig deep and you'll find it. There was a line there that I was like, what did they just say? It was Daniel. Sweet Daniel. Who says something about that cake, which I actually wrote down. Cause I was like, what? That was like, subversive. Hold on a second. She's an all white. The cake. First of all, he apologizes for having to taste something that would. That they were making together. And you can see she shoots him a look like, oh, he snuck a.
Maureen Callahan
Taste of the jam.
Megyn Kelly
Yes. The preserves that she had given him that he was supposed to use to spoon it, like, into the. I don't know.
Maureen Callahan
Whatever. The catch all. Is that the pastry, whatever she's making. She seems like the most fun mom, don't you think?
Megyn Kelly
Oh, God. You could see her like. Like, it's fine. It's. It's no problem. I'll get you another one. Yeah, Another scene. She drops a blueberry and she's like, dropped a blueberry. Like, okay. What? Calm down. You're fine. Hold on. He says, oh, about the cake. You just don't know how good she is until you cut her open. I'm like, what's going on there? And then I made a mark. I will have jazz piano playing while serving all cake in the future. Like, okay, nobody does that. But yeah, those. The little kids. Party favors. Ridiculous. No parent of. She's got toddlers. Very young kids is going to give their kids those mini sharp tools. By the time you get them home, someone will have lost a body part. Okay, here's the other problem for me in this. She gave an interview to People magazine and in the People magazine article, she says she loves like building this safe haven and show with her daughter as part of her as ever brand. And she says being able to have my own little girl, as I've spent so much of my life championing the rights of girls and women and to be able to see this as a multi generational story. Archie is of course included in that. My husband is of course included in that. But I love the heritage feeling of it and knowing this is something that I can create in front of my daughter and teach her what it's like to be a working mom. This is not what it's like to be a working mom. What it's like to be a working mom is to come downstairs with no makeup on. You're barely out of your pajamas, and you're like, did you eat? Let's go, you're late. Get your backpack. Come on. If you do this again, I'm not bringing it to you at school. All. Let's go. Good, right? Get some. Get. Grab anything. Doesn't matter what the sugar content is. That. This is such a farce. Never mind. Dinner. Like I was saying, you know, it's like this guy comes, some professional chef. You're making the multi sauced chicken wings. It's like, as you point out, you want chicken wings. There's only one way we all get chicken wings. We all order chicken wings. That's what we do.
Maureen Callahan
You gotta grubhub.
Megyn Kelly
Yes, exactly.
Maureen Callahan
Right. Grub. How big? This is maybe the only authentic thing that she has let slip, which is that the help does everything.
Megyn Kelly
Yes.
Maureen Callahan
The nannies that we do not see much. As there are some parallels, by the way, with the Baldwin's reality show.
Megyn Kelly
Yes. You know, we'll get to, you know.
Maureen Callahan
But like, the nannies we don't see are the ones rousing these children, feeding these children, getting them dressed, taking them to school. Do you remember? Was it like New York magazine? I forget which profile it was where Megan made this, this very big show about picking up Archie from school.
Megyn Kelly
Yes.
Maureen Callahan
The deep hug.
Megyn Kelly
Wasn't it her special? It was their first Netflix special. I thought perhaps, remember she was like, and we donate a backpack or we give food out of our curated backpacks to random homeless people on the way to school.
Maureen Callahan
Yes. Except she sent the driver out of the car to give it to you. Don't go near a homeless person. You're not making Sussex. And go in Your actual homeless person.
Megyn Kelly
Well, how about. She's talking about how she. She goes to yoga now, and that was in. Oh, that was on Drew Barrymore. Is that a soundbite? Do we have that? Oh, it was people. Okay. I can't keep track of it. Yeah, but she's talking about how she goes. She goes to yoga classes that sometimes have 40 to 50 people in them now. And then I just walk in, like, hi, she says, laughing. Of course, at the beginning, that felt like a lot. A lot. By the way, I think anyone walking into a yoga class with 50 people and everyone looks up, it's going to feel a little uncomfortable. But now I love it. It's the best I had missed it. It. Okay, so she's just, you know, it's a lot for her to go into the yoga class when everybody looks up at her. She loves it. She. This is what. This is why she wanted to partner with Harry, so she would become as famous as Harry and be the darling of the world. But now she wants us to see that it's a burden for her until she could really get over this ostracizing fame and be seen as a woman of the people. And now. Now she's accepted. Okay. No. No one believes that. And then she goes on. Okay, then she goes on Drew Barrymore. And she. Okay, I want to get my. My thoughts together. She talks about, okay, this is the moment SOT8 that we want to. We want to see. Let's play it. What's your favorite thing that you see.
Maureen Callahan
In your kids that you go, oh, that. That's their dad.
D
Like, oh, some of the words that they still say with a British accent. So they'll say zebra. And what else do they say? They have these little moments where it comes out because they have very American accents, but they say words that are just like him. And I think it's adorable. Zebra's a good one.
Megyn Kelly
Instead of Zebra. Here's more. Sat 12.
D
I always make it a point when I'm traveling if I can't do bedtime stories with my kids because Archie and Lily are just three and five. So I'll always pack a really thin book and I'll videotape myself reading it so whoever's with them, Papa can say, here's Mama reading your bedtime story. You find ways to show up for each other. And if that's the one thing that I can convey through the show or through, as ever, as a brand, I want people to know you can show up for each other because you know how good it feels when someone shows up for you. So thank you for coming.
Megyn Kelly
Okay, so again, this is not how any normal working mom. She's not a working mom. What is she working at? She's done this special and she did that other lame podcast, like 12 episodes. That's it. Someone does all the work. Literally. Somebody is, has bought the Le Creuset, Somebody has prepared the chicken, someone has cut the vegetables and the fruit for her. She hasn't touched a thing except for those probably two hours a day she's on camera to do these ridiculous faux photo shoots. Like. But she. But somehow I found time to record myself reading a thin book to the children. This is ridiculous, Maureen.
Maureen Callahan
So my favorite thing in those clips is when she's talking to Drew and she's got this patented expression down, which is like the eyebrows go up, the eyes go up. We're just sort of talking in terms of hope and optimism. But I'm also telling you something that's so fucking obvious that I think you're all stupid for not getting that family members show up for each other however you do it. You know, you don't have to pack a thin little book when you're flying private, by the way. It's not like she's lugging, right. Luggage overhead in that little tiny cabin.
Megyn Kelly
Right.
Maureen Callahan
My favorite story that came out right before this Netflix shit show dropped was that WME's Ari Emanuel had dropped her. Yeah, he was done with her and apparently it was because she threw yet another fit. Yes, this is all reportedly that his staff hadn't come up with decks and plans for her new shows. Right. They were all supposed to do the conceptualizing, the execution of the vision, what the show was going to look like, what it was going to be about. The very premise of it.
Megyn Kelly
She's not what an agent does.
Maureen Callahan
Like, she doesn't want to do it. And thirdly, I saw that clip of that Drew Barrymore show in real time and I was watching the audience response, the faces of the women in the audience. This was a multi ethnic group. White women, black women, middle aged. And every time they cut to them after Megan issued another Balmain, their faces were like, what the fuck?
Megyn Kelly
Well, that's, that's, that's the other thing. Can I just say, like, you're watching her. She made such a big deal out of like her race and the royal family's racism. And everybody's worried about how brown the babies are allegedly going to be, which of course, you know, turned out to be bullshit because then Harry walked it all back But I'm like, this person looks whiter than I am. Like, I. How. And she even said when her race became like, it was never an issue. She never thought of herself as black.
Maureen Callahan
Right.
Megyn Kelly
But then when it became convenient, when we had Black Lives Matter and George Floyd, now suddenly she leaning into her black lineage as though she's really suffered. The American story, it's. That's a bullshit lie, too.
Maureen Callahan
Where's the soul food on the show?
Megyn Kelly
Yeah, right.
Maureen Callahan
The only soul we're getting is the Motown soundtrack. Everything else is Anglo Saxon, white American culture. It's wasp. It's one percentage privilege. That's it.
Megyn Kelly
That's all she is. Okay, so that's enough of her because it was fun, but we have to move up. Yeah, that's what they said. By the way, just to put some. Some more details to that New York Post Page Six reporting. She's been dropped by wme. Ari Emanuel's agency, WME says it is still working with her, but in very benign, vanilla terms. So I actually believe the report. All they said was, WME continues to represent Megan and Archewell. Now, there would be more, typically if you had a report that was that wrong. Yeah, because the report by Page Six is very detailed, saying, an insider said she was let go. She was too demanding. She is difficult to work with. They talked about that, that. That outburst In January of 2024, right after the holidays, demanding a meeting, expected decks and plans. Unclear if this is for herself or Archwell, but this led to a dispute. Ari Emanuel was done with her. The incident was confirmed by yet another source, and yet another Hollywood source told us, quote, I don't know what those projects are, but WME is definitely not working on Megan's personal business. So this, what. This is what happens to her wherever she goes. People wind up distancing herself because she's annoying and she's a bully and she's highly unpleasant. And as they said in the London times in a February 6th article, quote, she had a messiah complex. According to one of the couple's former staffers, she was focused on how she could become the best known and most loved member of the royal family. And when she realized she couldn't, she peaced out. Okay, American royalty, Alec Baldwin and Hilaria. Or is that Spanish royalty? Unclear. I. I don't know. When everybody was looking elsewhere, they decided to launch a reality show of their own, which is just so weird given the fact that, like, the biggest thing he's been in the news for has been killing a woman. It seems like Kind of odd timing, but here's just a little taste of the show. She was asked about her fake accents, which is a good thing to be asked about. And here's what she said. SOT 17.
C
I want to teach my kids pride in speaking more than one language. I think just growing up and speaking two languages is extremely special. Love English. I also love Spanish. And when I mix the two, it doesn't make me inauthentic. When I mix the two, that makes me normal. We are a mix of all these different things, and that's going to have an impact on how we sound and an impact on how we articulate things and the words that we choose and our mannerism. That's normal.
Megyn Kelly
Okay. No one ever gave her a hard time for mixing the two. People who are truly fluent in two languages sometimes will mix a word in here.
Maureen Callahan
Right.
Megyn Kelly
It's pretending that you forgot your English words that we've given, like this famous, infamous video. It's just six seconds, 20.
C
We have very few ingredients. We have tomatoes. We have a. How do you say cucumber?
Megyn Kelly
Cucumbers. How do you say in English, oh, cucumber.
Maureen Callahan
She. Hillary told us she was from Spain. Alec Baldwin used to go on, like, Letterman, Kimmel all the time. Be like, you know, my wife is from Spain.
Megyn Kelly
That's right.
Maureen Callahan
Like, this conferred some sort of specialness on them.
Megyn Kelly
And he would imitate her with a Spanish accent.
Maureen Callahan
With a Spanish accent. So I want to know, like, if I'm producing this show and I'm giving Alec Baldwin income that he so badly needs because he's uninsurable at this point, he cannot get a job. I want the answers. I want to know, Alec, when did you learn that your wife was really a white woman from Boston? Was it with the rest of us?
Megyn Kelly
Very privileged. Tony School.
Maureen Callahan
Right. Was it with the rest of us when we learned it? Because there's a moment in episode one or maybe two, where they're doing a confessional on the couch and Hillary's always barefoot. It's very creepy. I don't want to see your bare feet. But I guess she thinks it makes her relatable. She's talking, and she starts talking at a fast clip, and she's rolling her Rs and doing that stuff, and he doesn't even look at her. He looks in her direction and he says to her, you are speaking English in a Spanish cadence, and I need you to slow it down, because that is always very perilous for me. There's so much in that statement that is just like, holy crap. All the kids have Spanish names.
Megyn Kelly
Yep.
Maureen Callahan
Alec Baldwin seems like. I mean, it's definitely like a filet. Adieu. But he just seems like he's trapped. Like the eye bags are like down to here. Like they're down to here. He's telling a story about in his 20s, he was like rooming with some friend who had a cat. He had this extremely allergic reaction to the cat. Wound up in the emergency room. He told this to Hilaria. The next day, she comes home with four cats.
Megyn Kelly
What?
Maureen Callahan
Four cats? Megan. And he's telling the story and the reaction shot, which is a close up of her. She's like smirking and looking in the camera.
Megyn Kelly
Whoa.
Maureen Callahan
There's a very dark, dark, twisted dynamic going on.
Megyn Kelly
Right.
Maureen Callahan
And aside from the children, they have seven children. They have eight pets.
Megyn Kelly
Oh, my God.
Maureen Callahan
So they're living in a duplex in Manhattan. Five bedrooms, seven children, four cats, four dogs, at least two nannies. And the two of them, that's 19 people. That is a five star hotel for migrants.
Megyn Kelly
New York. Right? Totally. She, I think, look, she's a very odd person. I don't know of another person who pretends they're from another country. That's a strange thing to do, really, is like. And she's done it repeatedly. I, I don't like if this is how the series is going to be where she gets away with like not actually addressing the thing. It's going to fail. Right. The only way these things work is if you, you actually press somebody on the controversy and then they say the truth and you have some fun at their expense. That's why the Real Housewives actually work, because they're not spared anything.
Maureen Callahan
And there's real stakes.
Megyn Kelly
Yeah. So here, just because we're on the subject, and I love it, here she is in January 2023. It. It is more than mixing English and Spanish. She is all American. Again. She's from a very nice suburb of Boston and went to a tony private school there and is not in Spain. Okay. She grew up speaking English. Here she is in sat 21.
C
I want you guys to realize that we have seven kids and you being here to escort them to school and to be there when they come home is not good. So on a human level, you guys know I'm not going to say anything.
Megyn Kelly
To you, you know that.
C
So please leave my family in peace and let this all play out.
Megyn Kelly
Okay?
C
So let my kids come home and you stay away from them. Because they asked me, mommy, what? Like, what are these people doing? And it's a very hard thing as a mom to try to explain.
Megyn Kelly
So please go home because I'm not.
C
Going to say anything and Alec is.
Megyn Kelly
Not going to say anything. It's ridiculous.
Maureen Callahan
You know, she lives for those roadside pressers. Do you remember right after the shooting and they were like holed up in Vermont and there was this press pad that was problematic and Alec and Hillary got out of the car and Alec had his iPhone like this. He was surreptitiously recording all the media. And Hillary got herself into like high dungeon. And she was like castigating this media. Like, let's be real. She married Alec Baldwin because of the fame and the money. Of course she can't be famous on her own. She has nothing to offer, much like Meghan Markle, right? It's very like dual track. She starts jutting her jaw out and self righteously yelling at them going, say her name. Her name is Helena. Say her name. Say her. I'm sorry. Your husband's the one who shot this poor woman, so shut up.
Megyn Kelly
It's not our fault.
Maureen Callahan
And he turns to her and he says, would you just stop it? Like I'm gonna talk to them. This is my press conference.
Megyn Kelly
This is my moment.
Maureen Callahan
Get out of the frame.
Megyn Kelly
She, of course is. I mean, she, she would come on the Today show all the time trying to promote whatever like there you saw her doing her cooking. She's just like me, trying to build like a lifestyle brand. What's that, Debbie? Deb, Canadian. Debbie's recommending something. Let's watch it stop. 15.
C
It was a very traumatic thing for everybody that was in that room. I found these text messages the other day between us, you know, the day after. And he said he wanted to kill himself. He'll never be the same. This has affected his health and his mental health tremendously the past few years. All of a sudden he, you know, has started having heart problems. He's been hospitalized multiple times. And I. He's, he's fainted and he just. And everybody starts screaming. I'm going, I'm on top. And I'm shaking him.
Megyn Kelly
So Alec has been stressed out by the Helena Hutchins situation. That's what she wants us to know. So do we believe that it's the stress around that? I mean, I'm sure he was. Because he was facing criminal charges, which is stre. But you know, when you saw him, like in his public interviews, he was very defiant. You know, he wasn't like, please forgive me. My God, this is so. He was defiant and angry. I so this must be a rehabilitation show, right? Like, where they're trying to soften us on him.
Maureen Callahan
Yeah, I think it's 100% a rehabilitation show, by the way, using their minor children who have really no say in making their lives, their very emotionally chaotic lives public. The little that we are seeing of their elder daughter, Carmen, who Alec helpfully tells us is his do over for Ireland.
Megyn Kelly
Oh, my God.
Maureen Callahan
And yelling at her in that infamous thoughtless little pig. She was 11. She missed his phone call. She was a thoughtless little. A rude, thoughtless little pig. But Carmen's his do over, so this is all very emotionally healthy. I will never forget the interview he gave to George Stephanopoulos.
Megyn Kelly
Yep.
Maureen Callahan
And he sat there, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Megyn Kelly
I never pulled the trigger. No, no, no, no, no, no.
Maureen Callahan
Which, by the way, the FBI and every ballistics expert will tell you, like, that gun does not get fired without pulling. Oh, by the way, in this show, the other thing that they pathologize that. Hilarious. Hilarious. His mouthpiece.
Megyn Kelly
He is.
Maureen Callahan
She tells us he has severe ocd. You're telling me this guy has severe OCD and he didn't open that fucking gun? I don't buy it. Like, I had real OCD when I was a kid. Like, I know what that's like. And it's out of your control. And it's often very much a response of trying to make, like, an emotionally chaotic situation. Like, maybe your parents are out of control emotionally, as mine often were. It's a magical kind of thinking way of trying to make sure everything is okay.
Megyn Kelly
You have order.
Maureen Callahan
You have order and you have some sort of control. And if you really have that level of ocd, you are double checking everything. Not just the lid of a garbage can, but like a firearm with other people in close proximity. And he goes on George Stephanopoulos and then says, by the way, his friend from the Hamptons never disclosed. Then says to him, you know what? She's the one who told me to point the trigger at her. She's the one who. Sorry, the gun.
Megyn Kelly
The gun, yeah.
Maureen Callahan
She said point right at her. Like, what was I to do? That's what she told me. So I did it. Like, actors don't run their own sets. Like, they're not rage egomaniacs.
Megyn Kelly
And he was an EP on the whole production as well.
Maureen Callahan
A production, by the way, that had seen his entire crew walk off the set over safety concerns that had been lodged multiple times. So he is so full of it.
Megyn Kelly
What. What were the symptoms of your ocd? I'M fascinated.
Maureen Callahan
It would be like thinking anything from. I have a bad thought and that means something bad is going to happen.
Megyn Kelly
You can't get off the thought.
Maureen Callahan
Yeah. Like it can circle. Or like, I have to check that the oven is off, like at least five times before I leave the kitchen. Otherwise there's gonna be a fire that I could have prevented. It's a lot of taking on responsibilities or catastrophizing things that just aren't real. But you're so trying to, again, make sure nothing bad happens. And it's strange for a little kid to feel like the onus is on them. Right.
Megyn Kelly
Did you just grow out of it, Maureen, or.
Maureen Callahan
No, I had it. It lessened. It would then get worse. And then I went to a therapist who prescribed a very low dose of anti anxiety meds. And those work.
Megyn Kelly
Wow.
Maureen Callahan
And I'll be on them for the rest of my life. I know that I will.
Megyn Kelly
So that resolved all that way of thinking, why it's.
Maureen Callahan
It immensely, like, it's almost never there. And I actually went off of them. Like, I did the thing they say never to do where like, you run out of your pills and you're like, oh, I think I'm all right and I'll do it. And like within two months, these, like, catastrophic thoughts. Like, I was having these intrusive thoughts and I was like, this isn't me.
Megyn Kelly
Wow.
Maureen Callahan
Like, this isn't me.
Megyn Kelly
And then the light bulb goes off.
Maureen Callahan
Yes. And you're like, I have to do it. And so now I. But I'm also not a little kid anymore either. Right. And I can look back at my childhood and be like, I understand the origin. It's very funny. I don't think he would mind me saying this, but, like, I would. As a young adult, I disclose this to my sibling who was like, yeah, me too.
Megyn Kelly
Well, you know, it can be inherited.
Maureen Callahan
Got it.
Megyn Kelly
Yeah. Yep. I have a friend whose daughter has it bad. And it can be inherited. And I actually wonder because I don't. I don't have ocd. But I. I used. Like, when I was at my most stressed out as a lawyer, I was doing an OCD thing of obsessively counting.
Maureen Callahan
Yeah.
Megyn Kelly
I would count every footstep.
Maureen Callahan
Yeah.
Megyn Kelly
And I. Especially when it came to stairs. I couldn't go up stairs without counting them, no matter how many stairs. And so you could be quietly, like, at the duomo, and somebody would just look over me and be like, how many? And I'd have the exact.
Maureen Callahan
Wow.
Megyn Kelly
It was like a stress coping mechanism. And then as soon as I got. And then that's that. That's actually the reason I first got into therapy back when I was a lawyer. Like, I think I'm managing stress poorly. And once I did do talk therapy, it kind of went away. It still comes back a little. Like I do count in my head, like, if you get me on numbers, like, I'll just keep doing them, like in sequences. So I think a lot of people, and I did read someplace that a lot of very successful people have some form of ocd.
Maureen Callahan
You know, it's funny, I think more people have it than not. I think a lot of people don't talk about it because it feels like you're a smart person. Why are you sort of subjected to this completely illogical thing? When I watched the David Beckham documentary. You see, he's got it really bad.
Megyn Kelly
Yes, really bad. He's meticulous about everything.
Maureen Callahan
Like even down to like the length of a candle wick.
Megyn Kelly
Yeah.
Maureen Callahan
Like, it's very, you know, and it's kind of. It feels like a double edged sword. It's like maybe he doesn't treat it so I don't know what he does, if he does anything. But maybe he feels that that level of obsessiveness is also partly responsible for his incredible success.
Megyn Kelly
Right? Of course it would be. Who else would spend that number of hours in the backyard with the soccer ball, you know, doing the kick over and like, they show just over and over and over. Like the amount of times you have to do it in order to become David Beckham.
Maureen Callahan
Exactly.
Megyn Kelly
I don't know. So that's interesting because I. I have never had real anxiety. You know, we've talked about this before, but that I'll get tired, you know, I definitely get tired. But I kind of see them as opposites, you know, like being like wired, you know, like being torqued up. I'm rarely that way. I'm more like, I need a nap. But then I can I tell you, I went out to one of those conferences and they gave me in the like gift bag. What is that stuff called that I was just taking was everybody's taking it. I'll get you, I'll get a picture of it. But it's supposed to be like this new thing for people over 50. It's like supposed to bring you energy and keep you young. And I was just like in my gift bag, like an idiot. I started taking it. I'm like, I'll give it a try. And it did make me feel more energetic and I have been sleeping so poorly for the past three weeks. It just dawned on me. It's probably this damn random bottle of supplements that I just started and I just stopped taking it and I've been sleeping like a baby.
Maureen Callahan
Wow.
Megyn Kelly
I know. So dumb.
Maureen Callahan
So that's interesting though that you never feel anxiety. Really? No.
Megyn Kelly
Anxiety? No.
Maureen Callahan
Like how does stress then manifest for you? How do you know when you're stressed out or you're possibly approaching maybe like you've been working a stretch that's super hard, like the election cycle, I would imagine. Right. Like, what's the thing that signals to.
Megyn Kelly
You, oh, I gotta two different things. So if, if I'm working too much and doing like no self nurturing, I'll just get unhappy. Like I'll notice I'm not happy. I don't. There's not enough joy in my day. I haven't like laughed enough and I'm feeling cranky, you know, so that's, that's number one. But when I'm truly stressed, like I'm taking you back to the, the post NBC period where like at the immediate period where it was genuinely stressful, like I felt truly bad. Stress, the kind that gives you cancer? That, that kind. And it was the only time in my life where I seriously considered an antidepressant.
Maureen Callahan
Really.
Megyn Kelly
But I wouldn't because I was like, there is no fucking way Andy Lack is getting me on an antidepressant. I refuse and I didn't do it. And I know it's a weird thing to have a personal point of pride on, but I do. You know, I just feel like he never broke me. He kicked me, I was down, but I didn't stay down. And I got back up on my own. You effer. But that stress was manifested in obsessive thinking.
Maureen Callahan
Interesting.
Megyn Kelly
Where like you just, you can think of nothing else, even though you have these beautiful children around you. And of course my life was still grand and wonderful and Doug and great friends. And you do find out in those moments who your friends are, which is another blessing.
Maureen Callahan
Yes.
Megyn Kelly
But still obsessive thinking. We're like, you can't think about anything else. And this is, you know, this is damaging.
Maureen Callahan
Yeah, I know.
Megyn Kelly
You know, I know.
Maureen Callahan
I can still relate to that. I mean, obviously not something ever that high profile, but. But the idea of feeling almost consumed by something and having the knowledge that like superego in you going, this is bad for you. Why are you allowing this outside thing to control and define who you are? And you know, it can have deleterious effects to you physically. And you gotta. But you have to feel it. Like, that's the only way. You kind of have to just feel all of those horrible, ugly emotions sometimes.
Megyn Kelly
I mean that. I agree. When. When it's big, you must. There's no way forward without feeling it for a while and having a good cry and feeling sorry for yourself for a couple of days, but only a couple. And then you gotta pick yourself up, touch yourself off, and move forward. But on the smaller things in my life, I've now become such a big fan of cognitive behavioral therapy.
Maureen Callahan
I was going to ask you if you had done that.
Megyn Kelly
I spend almost no time mired in the badness now. Like, if somebody's, whatever, attacking me or something bad happens in my life, like, I acknowledge it. I understand what's happening, happening. And then I focused. Not at all. And I will say, I know it's controversial, but this is something Scientology does very well. This is interesting. You know, how all cults have their positives.
Maureen Callahan
Yeah, yeah.
Megyn Kelly
This is something about Scientology that I admire. They're very. You know, you get labeled a suppressive person. An sp.
Maureen Callahan
Yes.
Megyn Kelly
And you can't. Like, I knew a Scientologist pretty well, and this person decided they didn't like me. And this person told everybody around them to never mention my name to this person. Like, I was dead to them. And I get the logic, you know, it's like, I'm just gonna cut this person out of my life in every way I can so that I don't have to be irritated by them anymore. And so while I didn't really care about this person's, you know, fondness for me or not, but I'm like. I kind of get it, and that's kind of what I do.
Maureen Callahan
Like.
Megyn Kelly
Like, I don't have to think about you at all if you're bothering me. I can just think about. I have so many other things I can think about. And I've told my audience this before, but if it's like a earworm, I have a song I always use that gets the earworm out of my ear.
Maureen Callahan
Really?
Megyn Kelly
And it's a catchy song that's not an earworm itself. It's the song up on the Roof. I'll have to use this, and I will sometimes use that to rejigger the negative thinking about whatever. Somebody who's on my nerves or. Or something bad that's happening in my life. I don't know. So something about that song works for me. It's not about, like. I just love that song. It's just it rejiggers things. When this whole world starts getting you down and people are just too much for me to tear up on the roof. You know that song?
Maureen Callahan
I know that song.
Megyn Kelly
Yeah. It works. I don't know. It could be anything for you.
Maureen Callahan
It's like rewiring your brain, basically. Like your thought patterns. Trying to interrupt a thought pattern that's destructive. Someone is in your life that is causing you agita. You can't really do anything about it. The thing, though, about, like, saying, I would never say to somebody, never mention that person to me again. They're dead to me. Because I feel like there's so much energy involved in that.
Megyn Kelly
Yeah, right. A lot.
Maureen Callahan
It's a lot of energy. Now I'm gonna have all this coming back. Maybe, like, so and so said what? Like, I'm dead to that. Like, I prefer the, the emotional version of the Irish Goodbye, which is the slow fade. Like, I will fade you out of my life, and you won't really realize it until. Until it's too late. And I find that it also allows for a little bit of thought to, like, sort of process. Is this a person I really want out of my life? Or in a limited way, is there something I do get from this relationship or not? But I typically will do, like, a complete slow fade.
Megyn Kelly
Is it hard for you to move on, like, when you lose a friend?
Maureen Callahan
I was smarter in my 20s.
Megyn Kelly
I lost a friend recently.
Maureen Callahan
You did?
Megyn Kelly
Over politician politics. And I, like, it was an upsetting evening. I was like, whoa, what's happening here? And then I had to tell you the next day. I was, I was over it.
Maureen Callahan
Amazing.
Megyn Kelly
Yeah. Cause I was like, this person has shown me who they are. Like, I've received new information which is this person prizes politics over our friendship and that. I didn't know that prior to last night. So that's a gift for me to know. And this is not the right person for me because I am a very political person now.
Maureen Callahan
Right.
Megyn Kelly
You know, I'm a very opinionated, kind of. Can't avoid my opinions if you're online, you know, and following me on any social media. So that's not the one for me. I, I, I'm very good at moving on from people who, you know, wind up not to be for me. How about you?
Maureen Callahan
That's interesting, because I think, and I've realized this since I was, like, a kid, and my mom had such great. She had such high emotional intelligence. She was so good with stuff like this. And sometimes I'll be like, what would she say to me in any moment? Because you get to this age and you still deal with mean girl stuff. You really do. But I think, for me, I think friendship breakups can be worse than romantic breakups. They can be way more devastating. And I don't know if it's because women tend to share so much of ourselves with each other. When you have a really close, intimate friend. I mean, I have friends who I cannot imagine being out of my life, you know? And the longer they've been in my life, the more important they become to me. Because you can't replace those friends. You can't replace that kind of institutional knowledge of each other, you know?
Megyn Kelly
So I had somebody say, we did a friendship special over this past summer. It was great. Steve find out the episode formulae. And she said, the average friendship lasts seven years.
Maureen Callahan
Really?
Megyn Kelly
And I thought that was really interesting, because if you kind of look at your life, that. That tracks for me. Like, you kind of go through different phases. You have some people who will make it the whole duration, and that's a gift. But, like, seven years, that makes some sense. And I don't know, it's just like if a relationship ends because of an argument, you know, because somebody's passed a very negative judgment on you or the things that are important to you, it's like. Like, oh, okay, bye. You know, like, then it's not sad because you're losing something that's not good to have in your life anyway, that, oh, yeah, isn't the valuable thing you thought it was. There could be some disappointment around, oh, I was wrong about having this special thing. Right? But, like, the disappointment shouldn't be around losing that because you never had it. Like, you didn't. You didn't have the thing you thought you had.
Maureen Callahan
The idea that you would have a friend who would drop you because of what you think politically.
Megyn Kelly
I know.
Maureen Callahan
Like, first of all, you could say the one thing you could never say about you, Megan, is that you are not extremely bright. So you would. Like, how could you have a friend who wouldn't be like, this person thinks differently than I do, but I have to respect where she's coming from. She thinks things through. She reads, she pays attention. She cares. She gives a shit. By the way, one of the few voices out in the wilderness defending girls and women at this very moment. Do you know, that's not. That is to say, I would agree with you. I would take that and be like, how good of a friend was that to me? How good of a friend was that? To me?
Megyn Kelly
No, because I always say, like, I have tons of liberal friends, tons. But we just don't talk politics, and that's how we keep a friendship. Like, I don't need them to believe as I do, and they don't need me to believe as they do. But I think this particular person is definitely of the left and has been in New York City for a while getting talked up by her leftist friends about me because they see me much more aligned with Trump now. And so for some people, like, I was an acceptable option when I was adverse to Trump. But on the right, but pro Trump, on the right is a special category of, you know, problem. And, you know, there are definitely campaigns, I think, for some of my leftist friends, amongst their friends, for, like, why would you be friends with her? Why? You know, she's. She's doing the devil's work out there, being friends with Trump now, if that works on you. Are you really my friend to begin with? Like, no. My true friends would be like, don't be absurd. You don't know her. But you know, the ones that that would work on. Yes. That's new information that. That shouldn't be somebody I should be sharing my secrets with anyway.
Maureen Callahan
It's good information to have. Very good information to have. And I say this to other people when their friends disappoint them, like, well, you have some new information, like, don't forget it. Don't sort of dismiss it because it's inconvenient. Just pocket it away. You never know when it might come back to you. I certainly know there's a part of Long island that I spend a lot of time in, and it was my therapist who said it to me because I couldn't understand it. I was like, why are these people so rude to me? They partly want to be friends with me, me, and they partly just want to make me feel like shit all the time, and they'll never let me all the way in. And she said, it's because of where you work.
Megyn Kelly
Right.
Maureen Callahan
And I was like, no, it can't be.
Megyn Kelly
No, it can be.
Maureen Callahan
And she was like, no, I think it is. And I realized she was right. And that was great information to have.
Megyn Kelly
Yes. And then you, like, you don't have to get rid of them, but you got to put them in a different category for sure. Right. Because it's like, that's not somebody you're going to share your most intimate thoughts and vulnerabilities with.
Maureen Callahan
No.
Megyn Kelly
Right. Like, you got to have your guard up with that person which you don't with friends. So like that's, there's a betrayal in there because when you're with friends, you don't have your guard up. It's your full, most vulnerable.
Maureen Callahan
Exactly.
Megyn Kelly
You're showing your belly for sure.
Maureen Callahan
Exactly.
Megyn Kelly
And so then you can't get hit professionally, you can't get hit for, you know, who you are in your professional life or judged for it when you're, you know, sharing the things that you're insecure about or, you know, your health stuff or your kids stuff, whatever.
Maureen Callahan
And those people are as it. You know how they say the average American has maybe three to five good friends and in that cohort maybe two are true confidants. And that's definitely true for me, you know, and watching, by the way, watching the Meghan Markle show, I literally thought to myself, like, how lucky am I that I have a sister in law who I love so much and who I know if I ever had a rift with my brother, would do everything in her power to repair it, not make it worse. And she is like become one of my true core people, you know, and you just, you, they're invaluable, like you just said, like where you can share the things that keep you up at night or your health stuff or your deepest anxieties about something and you know, they're not going to play into those, they're going to help you, you out of them.
Megyn Kelly
That was the one thing. There was an episode, I think four, where she had two friends come over who were supposedly longer friends in her life. I don't buy it. There was none of the, like, I don't know, it's weird, but like sort of almost grooming and body language that will appear between two very lifelong friends. Or like you're just looking out for the other, you're making sure everything's good.
Maureen Callahan
Right.
Megyn Kelly
You make references to like long standing jokes.
Maureen Callahan
Right.
Megyn Kelly
There's a familiarity there. I just don't buy it. That's why George Clooney was at her wedding. You know, she didn't have family, she didn't have lifelong friends. It appears even Daniel wasn't there. It's.
Maureen Callahan
She's not even for a touch up.
Megyn Kelly
Everything is artifice.
Maureen Callahan
Yeah.
Megyn Kelly
You know, like the show is artifice, her life is artifice. And that's why like this deep insecurity is all about I have no friends, I have no people, I only have the next station to reach. And therefore you can't have the fucking blueberry fall on the floor. You can't have the white outfit, get a speck on it. You know, everything has to be absolutely. Daniel cannot have a spoonful of the jam before it's time.
Maureen Callahan
Even though it's a joyful act, is it not? It's joyful to scoop a little bit.
Megyn Kelly
Of that jam, but I feel joyful. Just in case you didn't know, I feel joyful.
Maureen Callahan
That rictus grin tells us everything.
Megyn Kelly
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Maureen Callahan
So I think they seem to be soft launching their divorce. I mean if it were the opposite and all of these rumors are flying, wouldn't they make a concerted effort to be seen together or just absolutely issue a statement and saying there's no truth to these rumors? I kind of think maybe they're not even sure or maybe one wants it more than the other.
Megyn Kelly
You know, she didn't go to the inauguration.
Maureen Callahan
She did not go to the inauguration. She never gave a really credible, solid reason why she wasn't at Jimmy Carter's funeral. That, to me, is the previous engagement. Previous engagement.
Megyn Kelly
What now?
Maureen Callahan
Let's say. Say I'm trying to think how a publicist would spin it or a crisis manager. Let's say she had had some plastic surgery and Jimmy Carter happened to die during her recovery. Could you not say health reasons.
Megyn Kelly
Yeah.
Maureen Callahan
And leave it at that. And most people will respect that. They're not going to go near it. But she didn't even say that, which made it seem a very petty, vengeful move on her part.
Megyn Kelly
Well, when I first saw that he was seen at a basketball game without her, I'm like, well, that's no big deal. Doug would go to a basketball game without me all the time. I would. I would say, go without me. But then when I heard. Then he went on to meet with their daughters.
Maureen Callahan
Right.
Megyn Kelly
Like there was. I mean, you know how it is. Like, every parent who's got girls who are in college is, like, dying to spend time with their daughters. And so this is an opportunity to see both of them. And she's not there. So I don't know why, but this just keeps happening. And that Valentine's Day message was so ridiculously, like I said, choreographed. Here was the. Here was what they wrote. This is the last public acknowledgment of each other. She wrote, if there's one person I can always count on, it's you at Barack Obama. You're my rock. Always have been, always will be. Happy Valentine's Day, honey. And then he wrote, 32 years together, and you still take my breath away. Happy Valentine's Day at Michelle Obama. It just doesn't feel organic at all.
Maureen Callahan
They.
Megyn Kelly
It reads posts, same photo. They both posted the exact same photo. So clearly, staffers put all this together.
Maureen Callahan
Okay, and also, can we ask the lawyer in you to parse these statements? Because. Okay, let's take Barack, for example. You still take my breath away. How?
Megyn Kelly
Right.
Maureen Callahan
With your fucking anger. With your complete inability to just get with the program and show up at.
Megyn Kelly
The inauguration so I don't have to walk in like a lonely soldier.
Maureen Callahan
Exactly. And then tell people you're mad because I was laughing with Donald Trump.
Megyn Kelly
Right.
Maureen Callahan
Maybe you're taking my breath away for that reason.
Megyn Kelly
Interesting. So these are truthful statements, but you have to. You have to look. Be beyond what you're actually seeing. I like that. If in hers, if there's one person I can always count on, it's you.
Maureen Callahan
Count on for What?
Megyn Kelly
You're. You're my rock. Always have been, always will be. In what way? Like the person who weighs you down, right?
Maureen Callahan
Are you weighing me down in the ocean? Are you the immovable rock around all that? We all have to move around. Like your ambition, the immovable rock. And we are the waves crashing against it. Maybe it's that.
Megyn Kelly
That we've really gone deep. All right, I gotta leave it there. I wanna tell the audience before we go. Please, please, please, look out for our special series. It starts on Monday. It's Megan Kelly Investigates. It'll be on all the platforms at the same times and all that. And we take a deep dive into this fascinating case of a baby, Lisa Irwin, who went missing in the middle of the night out of her crib in Kansas City, Missouri. We've been working on this project for you for three years. And it launches Monday. Thank you. Have a great weekend. Maureen, thank you as well.
Maureen Callahan
Thank you, Megan.
Megyn Kelly
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The Megyn Kelly Show – Episode 1021 Summary Release Date: March 7, 2025
Introduction
In Episode 1021 of The Megyn Kelly Show, host Megyn Kelly engages in an in-depth and candid conversation with Maureen Callahan, a columnist for the Daily Mail. The discussion spans a critical analysis of Meghan Markle's latest Netflix show, insights into personal relationships, and rumors surrounding the Obama family. This episode is rich with sharp observations, personal anecdotes, and thought-provoking commentary.
1. Critique of Meghan Markle's Netflix Show
Megyn and Maureen delve into a comprehensive critique of Meghan Markle's newly released Netflix show. They dissect various aspects of the show, highlighting perceived flaws and artificiality.
Opening Performance and Artificiality:
Mindy Kaling Episode Analysis:
Artificial Domesticity:
Inauthentic Branding and Relationship with Staff:
2. Personal Reflections on Friendship and Relationships
Beyond the critique of Meghan Markle's show, Megyn and Maureen explore the dynamics of personal friendships and the impact of stress on relationships.
Friendship Dynamics:
Mental Health and Coping Mechanisms:
Impact of High-Profile Lives on Personal Relationships:
3. Obama Divorce Rumblings
Towards the end of the episode, Megyn and Maureen briefly discuss emerging rumors about a possible divorce within the Obama family.
Valentine’s Day Postings:
Speculation on Divorce:
Legal and Media Perspectives:
Conclusion
Episode 1021 of The Megyn Kelly Show offers a no-holds-barred analysis of Meghan Markle's Netflix venture, personal insights into friendship and mental health, and a speculative look into the Obama family dynamics. Megyn Kelly and Maureen Callahan provide listeners with a blend of critical perspective, personal anecdotes, and sharp commentary, staying true to the show's promise of "no BS, no agenda, and no fear."
Notable Quotes with Timestamps
Megyn Kelly on Meghan’s Artificiality:
Maureen Callahan on Friendship:
Megyn Kelly on Stress Management:
Discussion on Obama’s Rumors:
Time Reference Guide
For ease of reference, here are the key timestamps mentioned above:
Note: The rest of the transcript included sponsorship messages and concluding remarks, which have been omitted from this summary as per instructions.