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Jason
State regime Media, which calls itself Fox News, was panicking live on air. They're losing all control as Donald Trump's approval hits a new low, the worst in modern presidential history for the first year. So what are they talking about on state regime media? Well, they have Tommy lan hosting, and she wants to know the question that they were talking about over and over again on Fox. Where is Joe Biden? And she goes, biden is on a vacation. Surprise, surprise. She says, here, play this clip and.
Narrator/Commentator
You'Ll never believe where Joe Biden was spotted. Spoiler alert, he's on vacation.
Jason
Yeah, as this one account says, that's probably where a retired man with cancer would be. You know, he's not in office right now. So why are you worried whether former President Biden is on vacation or not? You know, Donald Trump's out there in Mar A Lago disgracing our country each and every day, ranting and raving like a lunatic while golfing. I think that's where we should probably be concerned about as he deteriorates and rots physically and mentally before then. They have this lady, Caroline Sunshine, I guess, auditioning to replace Caroline Levitt. And she's like, you know what? I've got a message for you, Newsome. She goes, she goes, I'll put this in terms maybe you understand. Donald Trump is Daddy. Trump is Daddy Newsom. And Daddy is mad at you. This is what they're doing on state regime media. This is perverse. It's weird, it's dangerous. What a strange lady this is. The hell are these, Daddy? The hell are these people doing here? Play this clip.
Caroline Sunshine
Oh, you and I both, Jason. I'm also born and raised in this state. Let me try to put this in terms that Gavin Newsom will understand. Donald Trump is daddy. And Daddy cut you off. And Daddy said you can't use his credit card anymore because why should California and Gavin Newsom be getting federal funds when they don't even follow federal law? Nobody is obstructing federal immigration law more than the state of California and Gavin Newsom. You don't get a penny if you're not going to enforce federal law.
Jason
And next, Fox, State regime Media brings in someone who is a psychotherapist. They bring in like a psychotherapist who is speaking to the audience and says, look, there's always a villain. Democrats want to make billionaires the villain. Billionaires are the good guys. And as a psychotherapist, let me explain to you why we need to save the billionaires. The hypnotized but the billionaires are the good guys. What a weird crew. This is what they're doing on State Regime. Here, play this clip.
Narrator/Commentator
How does that go up in the brain?
Psychotherapist Jonathan Alpert
Yeah, Tommy, it's interesting that there was once a time where people admired the rich and we aspired to be rich. But some people on the far left don't seem to be doing that. And I'd like to get back to a time where we do that. There's always a villain. And that's the problem with the far left. It seems like they always need an object to hate a villain, and it's not really helping them. I would say it's creating mental health issues, whether it's high anxiety or depression or just hatred towards people around them. And they really need to try to move away from that and try to be inspired by people that are wealthy and, and learn how to be self sufficient. And sure, of course there are times when people do need government help, but there should be a striving to get better and be self sufficient.
Jason
Next on State Regime, they bring in somebody who thinks Peru is in South Africa. And they're talking about the Peruvian shamans who said that Donald Trump's gonna get very ill, very sick, that Trump's health's gonna decline. Seriously. That's what the Peruvian shamans predicted. But state reg media brings on a guest who thinks that these are tribes in South Africa. Why? Why? Why South Africa? What are you talking about? Here, play this clip.
Narrator/Commentator
By the way, I want to get to this one because it's so ridiculous. Trump derangement syndrome is now international. We've got a group of Peruvian shamans. They performed a ritual of predictions for the new year. And among the predictions, they believe President Trump will fall seriously ill. But it wasn't all bad. The shamans also forecasted an end to the Russia, Ukraine war and the defeat of Venezuelan dictator Nicholas Maduro. What do you make of this? I think maybe the last two will come true, and I hope they do. But that first one, I mean, come on now.
Kellyanne Conway
I think even we've gotten to the point where tribes in South Africa are begging for attention. I mean, anything you say, bad, negative about President Trump is just a cry for help. This is crazy.
Jason
Okay, Very, very good. And maybe we should learn geography a little bit. Then they bring on Kellyanne Conway, Ms. Alternative Facts. And, you know, after Fox asking the tough questions like why is Biden vacationing? And asking whether Peru is in South Africa or Peru, they bring in Kellyanne Conway, who's asking the pressing questions. Not who's your daddy? But she's asking, you know, what's going on with Rosie o'? Donnell? ROSIE o' donnell hey, that's what the American people are focused on. ROSIE o' donnell Here, play this clip.
Kellyanne Conway
But I have one question remains, just one question. I've never tried on ROSIE o' donnell Left don't you have anybody who loves you? You need a hug or a husband or a hobby or a hairy dog? Get yourself some help because this, this woman, last week she referred to Trump as a blob, a slob, calling someone.
Psychotherapist Jonathan Alpert
Else video, she said, barely human or something like that.
Kellyanne Conway
This is terrible, by the way. She moved to Ireland, but she never moved on. And that's the problem. I live with Trump DERA syndrome. It's toxic, it's chaotic and sometimes frightening. But I will tell you, a lot of Democrats don't like it. They feel that they're going to get beat in 2028 if their only message is Trump, Trump, Trump.
Jason
ROSIE O' DONNELL Really? While the American people can't afford their rent, can't afford their home, while they are in massive debt, while the American people who are working, they're lucky enough to have a job, live paycheck to paycheck, are psychologically tortured or having their health care ripped away by the poisoned by the Trump regime, measles is spreading. Our economy is in shambles. That's what they're doing. But then Tommy Lahren, Tommy Lahren hosting, she goes, then she goes. The real issue is that there are these billionaire haters. They hate the billionaires. And when, why don't the billionaire haters learn from how smart the billionaires are? Here, play this clip.
Narrator/Commentator
All right. When the clock strikes midnight tomorrow night, Zoran Mamdani will become the mayor of New York City, which means the world's ultimate center of business and finance will be run by a self avowed socialist who does not believe billionaires should even exist. And of course, his friends Bernie Sanders and AOC agree. In fact, Bernie will even be swearing Zoran in. But have any of these billionaire haters ever stopped to think about what can be learned from successful people? Probably not. But now they get to spread their billionaire hatred day in and day out on the taxpayer dime. And all that demonizing has a real psychological effect. Psychotherapist Jonathan Alpert just wrote about this in the New York Post.
Jason
Like, this is like objectively deranged stuff, right? Like we're watching objectively, like, like some strange, some strange behavior.
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Jason
Okay, then you have one of the Fox hosts right here. Just watch for yourself. She goes. The deportations that you're seeing in America, they come from love, not hate. They come from love. This is how Donald Trump says, I love you. Deportations. Here, play this clip.
Fox News Host on Deportations
Deportation does not come from a place of hate. It comes from a place of love for our country, our people. Because you go across this country, particularly in our cities, and you see we.
Kellyanne Conway
Have a lot of issues.
Fox News Host on Deportations
We have homelessness, high crime, fentanyl overdoses and decay. So what President Trump is doing is he's making America great again. He's investing and cleaning up these cities and fixing our country. Americans work very hard for their money and so their tax dollars should only be going towards our country and our people, not foreign nationals or foreign countries.
Jason
Then they've got Greg Bevino, this fricking maniac. He's like, and as a way we show we love you, if you self deport now, we'll give you $3,000. That's a sign of love. We love you. This is what Pavino says. Here, play this clip.
Greg Bevino
And they need to check themselves when they're talking about us arresting people that are innocent. All illegal aliens are on the table. We're going after those criminal aliens and anyone else that gets in the way. They've got the opportunity to go home via the CBP Home app. As a matter of fact, if they do it before the end of the year, the I think it's $3,000 instead of $1,000 plus that free plane ticket. They've got the opportunity. President Trump and Kristi Noem are giving them the opportunity. And if they don't take that opportunity, Tommy, we're going to give them a very different opportunity. And that's called a deportation. They'll never come back.
Narrator/Commentator
What a generous offer from that CBP1 app, by the way. $3,000 self deport. I think that sounds like a great deal. I hope many more take you up on that offer.
Jason
And then Beno, or as Governor Newsom calls him, Border Patrol bozo, admits on TV that the Trump regime is of course deporting American citizens and arresting American citizens. Here, play this clip, Tommy.
Greg Bevino
Those talking points are indeed tired to very tiring. I get tired of listening to that. But you know, as far as American citizens, the vast majority of American citizens, especially that the US Border patrols arrested many of those citizens, assaulted federal officers, assaulted border patrol agents in the performance of our duties. Anyone that assaults a federal officer, you're gonna go to jail.
Jason
Then they bring on Dr. Oz. Dr. Oz says we've made the biggest healthcare investment in history. We're giving rural hospitals $50 billion. $50 billion. Everybody. See the problem with that, Dr. Oz, is that you cut healthcare costs overall by $1 trillion. So by giving $50 billion, you still took away 950 billion. You see how that works? But we could just deal with the rural hospital piece, not the overall pie, not the trillion in health care costs and healthcare services you took away. So let's just say, Dr. Oz, that I stole $1,000 from you and I returned $200 to you. Should I be bragging that I returned 200 or would I be arrested and prosecuted for taking $800? And would you be mad at me? That I took $800 from you. You see the way that works? So there were $200 billion earmarked for rural hospitals. Okay, you took that away, then you gave back 50 billion. So you took away a total of 150 billion, then gave back 50. You still stole 150 billion. You see, that was simple math right there. Let's listen to what Dr. Oz has to say. Play this clip.
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Dr. Oz
Jason, this is the single biggest investment in rural health care in our nation's history. It was a visionary move by the president and by Congress to allocate $50 billion, which to put it in perspective, it's 50% more money than these areas of the country get for Medicaid. Right now, there's 60 million people at least who live in rural America. They're all going to benefit. Right now, your zip code does predict your life expectancy because folks can't get access to care. They don't get high quality services. The $50 billion was deliberately given in a very rapid fashion to each of the states in a way that forces the governors to take charge to make the difficult choices to right size the rural health care system, use modern technology to streamline care. So you can use AI or telehealth if it's appropriate. We can get the right number of doctors and nurses into these. We can begin to get groups to work together historically, would not collaborate to help our fellow Americans. And the best news, Jason, is what we learned through these innovative approaches in rural America is going to benefit urban America. So if you live in the inner city, it's still going to help you because the things we learn about making the care of the average American better helps all Americans.
Jason
And then finally, you have this ex FBI Director Parker, and here's what she says about isis. She goes, okay, the reason we keep hearing about isis, ISIS right now, she says, right now, in December, Trump eradicated isis, Biden brought them back, and now Trump has to deal with them again. Really, let's just assume you're right. We're in December right now. So if ISIS was so terrified about Donald Trump, wouldn't they be in hiding? January, February, March, April, May, ISIS is getting stronger under, oh, that's, that's Biden's fault. Got it. Or maybe, maybe Donald Trump didn't destroy isis. Maybe Donald Trump's a liar. And maybe Donald Trump just freeze terrorists freed the Taliban with no plan, made America weaker in Afghanistan. Biden fortunately exited Afghanistan. And all Trump and MAGA did was blame Biden when Trump was the one who cut the deal and unleashed the 5,000 Taliban fighters who swiftly took over Afghanistan without coordinating with the Afghan government. And now we're seeing Trump destroy American affairs internationally, everywhere. But here's Parker. Here's Parker, that former FBI agent here.
Narrator/Commentator
Play this clip real quick because I don't have much time. Is ISIS going to make a comeback? We know President Trump squashed it in his first term, but it seems like isis, ISIS inspired folks, whether they just be lone wolves here on the Internet being weird. It feels like it's back more than it has been. How concerned should we be?
Ex FBI Director Parker
I'm very concerned and this is at no fault of President Trump. He had eliminated this threat. And then we come into the Biden administration for four years and it went off the rails. And so now again, the Trump administration is being charged with coming in and cleaning up this absolutely disastrous mess. And we cannot understate the open border. We do not know who is in our country. Those individuals have never been vetted. They are here and I, you know, we just have to be on high alert at all times. But again, do not live in fear. We will not let these individuals win. The FBI is working tirelessly. HSI are federal agencies, Tommy. These were agencies that were so focused on January 6th misdemeanors for four years, it's so refreshing to know that they are back on track. They are focusing on the foreign terrorist organization groups. You are now allowed to say that, you know, Islamic terrorism is a major threat. You weren't even allowed to say that under the Biden administration. And so I think that they have the focus right where it needs to be. But again, we've got a lot to be concerned about.
Jason
Well, there you have it folks. Let me know what you think. Hit subscribe. Let's get to 6 million. We appreciate you so much for watching and have a great one, everybody.
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Date: January 1, 2026
Hosts: Ben, Brett, and Jordy Meiselas
Theme: This episode dissects and satirizes recent Fox News coverage as the Trump camp faces historic lows in approval ratings. The hosts highlight the network’s attempts to distract from Trump’s political decline through diversion, misinformation, and bizarre rhetoric, combining sharp analysis with their signature comedic banter.
Highlights:
Fox News repeatedly fixates on where Joe Biden is, harping on his vacation as a major issue during Trump's approval free-fall.
Host Jason points out absurd priorities, mocking Fox’s lack of focus on substantive political realities:
Fox’s coverage mistakenly conflates Peru with South Africa while discussing predictions by Peruvian shamans about Trump’s health:
Jason’s reaction (04:57): "Maybe we should learn geography a little bit."
Fox News host attempts to rebrand deportations as acts of national affection:
Greg Bevino (10:47): "All illegal aliens are on the table... They've got the opportunity...$3,000 instead of $1,000 plus that free plane ticket...If they don't take that opportunity, we're going to give them a very different opportunity, and that's called a deportation. They'll never come back."
Ex-FBI Director Parker claims Trump eradicated ISIS and blames Biden for its resurgence:
Host response:
| Timestamp | Speaker | Quote | |-----------|---------|-------| | 00:35 | Jason (Host) | "That's probably where a retired man with cancer would be...So why are you worried whether former President Biden is on vacation?" | | 01:39 | Caroline Sunshine | "Donald Trump is daddy. And Daddy cut you off...you can't use his credit card anymore..." | | 02:52 | Jonathan Alpert | "...there was once a time where people admired the rich and we aspired to be rich. But some people on the far left don't seem to be doing that..." | | 04:44 | Kellyanne Conway | "I think even we've gotten to the point where tribes in South Africa are begging for attention..." | | 05:32 | Kellyanne Conway | "Don't you have anybody who loves you? You need a hug or a husband or a hobby or a hairy dog?" | | 09:59 | Fox News Host | "Deportation does not come from a place of hate. It comes from a place of love for our country, our people." | | 10:47 | Greg Bevino | "...President Trump and Kristi Noem are giving them the opportunity. And if they don't take that opportunity...That's called a deportation. They'll never come back." | | 14:00 | Dr. Oz | "This is the single biggest investment in rural health care in our nation's history..." | | 16:37 | Ex FBI Director Parker | "He [Trump] had eliminated this threat. And then we come into the Biden administration for four years and it went off the rails..." |
This episode showcases the MeidasTouch brothers’ knack for exposing and lampooning right-wing media's tactics. Through direct audio clips and biting analysis, they reveal a flailing media ecosystem resorting to extreme, often nonsensical narratives to shield Trump from accountability and distract from pressing national concerns. The hosts’ real-time reactions and comedic interjections underline the absurdity while keeping the focus on what’s at stake—a truthful, functioning democracy.
For listeners who haven’t tuned in, this breakdown offers a comprehensive lens into Fox News’s rhetorical state as Trump’s legitimacy crumbles—making for both a humorous and sobering reality check.