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Narrator/Host (0:59)
This is what you could end up.
Gavin Newsom (1:02)
Looking like if you eat some of the raw frozen shrimp being sent to.
Narrator/Host (1:12)
The United States by other countries.
Gavin Newsom (1:17)
This is Donald Trump's worst nightmare. He's getting absolutely eviscerated by California governor Gavin Newsom in public. Newsom is mocking Donald Trump, Newsom is humiliating Donald Trump, Newsom is punching back, and Donald Trump can handle it. Donald Trump thought it would be wise to post memes like this of California Governor Gavin Newsom wearing a Trump 2028 hat, or whatever the hell this is supposed to be, with an AI image of Donald Trump on a punching bag, to which California governor Gavin Newsom immediately post this image of Donald Trump, the grotesque form, accentuated slightly by AI, of what Donald Trump actually looks like. It should be noted that Donald Trump also bizarrely posted this photo of Ros o' Donnell last night and this photo of Senator Schiff because Donald Trump is a weird, weird human being. California governor Gavin Newsom then calls Donald Trump a bumbling idiot. You just gotta be direct. Trump is a bumbling idiot, newsom says. Unfortunately, the President of the United States is a bumbling idiot. There was plenty of water in Southern California. In fact, reservoirs were at historic highs. And this is in response to Donald Trump saying that back when the wildfires hit South Los Angeles, which is where I'm from, and I had to be evacuated as a result of those fires, Trump says Newsom didn't allow the water to come from the Pacific Northwest. I demanded that to be open. If that were open, you wouldn't have had the fire because all the sprinklers would have worked in the houses. The hell are you talking about? The sprinklers would have put out the wildfires fueled by 110-150-mile per hour winds. What are you talking about? The reservoirs were full of. The border between California and the state to its north is not Canada. There's no faucet that you turn on, Donald. And what you did is after the fires were 100% contained. 100% contained. You let out 2 billion gallons of water in Northern California from reservoirs there onto farmland, thus harming the farmland, reducing the water supply. And it wasn't even connected anywhere near Southern California. In Los Angeles, then Governor Newsom post the following. Stephen Miller let Dozy Don walk through the sprinklers after nap time. So now he thinks that he's an expert on water policy. Also, during Donald Trump's bizarre press conference yesterday with Poland's new president, uh, Donald Trump thought it wise to mention Gavin Newsom's hand. Donald Trump's like, what's up with Newsom's hand? He does these weird hand things. Really? Mr. Accordion Hands, whose hand is literally rotting. Watch what California Governor Gavin Newsom posted with a hand wave. Here, play this clip. Gavin.
