The MeidasTouch Podcast

Episode: "Sickly Trump Gets Life Shattered as Newsom Puts the Screws In"

Date: September 6, 2025
Hosts: Ben, Brett, and Jordy Meiselas

Overview

In this episode, the Meiselas brothers examine California Governor Gavin Newsom's relentless online campaign to mock and challenge Donald Trump and red state officials. The hosts break down Newsom’s viral posts, memes, and uncompromising commentary, and reflect on the dire economic reports under the Trump administration. The banter is sharp, irreverent, and deeply supportive of pro-democracy efforts, with discussion ranging from humorous internet quips to serious calls for accountability on issues like the economy and the Epstein files.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Newsom's Mockery Offensive Against Trump

• Newsom's Tactics: The hosts showcase and analyze how Governor Newsom uses a blend of biting memes, AI images, and serious videos to go on the attack against Trump’s regime and its policies.
  • Mocking Trump’s alleged frailty and referencing the classic commercial:

    "I’ve fallen and I can’t get up. Donald." (00:59, Host)

  • Highlighting Trump’s awkward comments about Newsom’s “hand motions,” with Newsom playing along and reposting:

    “He’s got some strange hand action going. I don’t know what the hell is this problem there.” (02:06, Newsom clip)

  • Use of Game of Thrones imagery, likening Trump supporters to "zombified White Walkers":

    “Are y’all a bunch of freaking idiots?” (03:10, Host)

2. Democracy, Red States, and Economic Crisis

• Democracy at Stake: Newsom’s message is that red state governors are endangering democracy by aligning with Trump.

  • "We cannot unilaterally disarm. We can't stand back and watch this democracy disappear... We're counting on all of you on November 4th and stand up for our democracy." (02:40, Newsom)

• Economic Collapse Under Trump:
  • The hosts dissect a disastrous jobs report with negative numbers for the first time since COVID, laying blame at Trump’s feet.
  • Newsom’s commentary on the Trump family’s new crypto project, the World Liberty Financial Token, and its international and regulatory connections:

    "Maybe a golden error for them, but not for the American people, Governor Newsom says." (03:10, Host)

• Ongoing Unemployment & Job Loss:
  • The August jobs number (22,000) fell far below expectations, with revised figures showing the worst job losses since the Great Recession.
  • Notable quote from Fox economic analyst, illustrating the extent of economic decline:

    "22,000 jobs added in August. That was much less than the expectation of 75,000... Unemployment rate coming in as expected, 4.3%." (13:05, Analyst)

3. Epstein Files & Demands for Transparency

• Trump’s Deflection: Newsom and the hosts criticize Trump for suddenly focusing on Jeffrey Epstein following the bad jobs report, interpreting it as a distraction tactic.
  • The host pulls no punches blasting Trump’s association with Epstein and his attempts to deflect responsibility onto Democrats:

    “Also, you were like Jeffrey Epstein’s best buddy, dude. You hung out with each other in Palm Beach all the time... Release the damn files and stop making a mockery of this process, Donald.” (08:37, Host)

  • Citing previous reporting with Epstein victim lawyer Spencer Kuven, the host details how Epstein trafficked minors through Trump’s Mar-a-Lago.

    “How he would call his rich friends and send the underage girls to all of his rich friends.” (08:50, Host)

4. Newsom’s Satirical Campaigns: “Newsom University” and Meme Wars

• Newsom University Spoof:
  • Newsom lampoons Trump’s history of fake universities, promising “courses” like "Advanced Hair Gel Application" and "How to Trigger Slumpy Sean Hany," and barring "low IQ ding dongs” like JD Vance or Laura Ingraham.

  • “Enrollment is already through the roof. Everybody wants in, even the losers. But only the smartest, most talented students will be accepted.” (10:09, Host quoting Newsom)

• Countering MAGA Memes:
  • Newsom adopts and twists MAGA memes, featuring spoofs on Kristi Noem ("Defend the puppies"), Fox’s Pete Hegseth ("back to work"), and JD Vance ("Just Dance Vance") to highlight perceived incompetence of Trump-aligned officials.
  • Newsom claps back at Trump’s self-styling as a “Wartime President” by resurfacing Trump’s own “proudest legacy: peacemaker” remarks—a sharp jab at his inconsistency.

5. International Policy and Trump’s Isolation

• Trump’s Meltdown over Losing Allies:
  • Trump laments on social media about “losing India and Russia to deepest, darkest China.” Newsom counters with:

    “So when does the golden error start again? Remind me of that.” (13:50, Host paraphrasing Newsom)

• Stephen Miller as 'Voldemort':
  • Newsom jokes about considering revoking Stephen Miller’s California residency due to his extremism.

6. Real Issues: California National Guard and the Fentanyl Crisis

• Restoring Guard Units:
  • Newsom highlights the National Guard’s restored narcotics efforts after Trump’s “unnecessary deployment” to Los Angeles, reporting large seizures of fentanyl since their return.

  • “Since California Governor Gavin Newsom launched these drug interdiction efforts in 2021, these teams have helped seize nearly 33,000 pounds of fentanyl...” (15:08, Host)

7. Finishing Jabs and Media Obsession

• Sean Hannity’s “Newsom Derangement Syndrome”:
  • Newsom mockingly diagnoses Hannity with “NDS” due to his endless coverage of the governor:

    “Wow. Sean Hannity has a severe case of Newsom Derangement Syndrome NDS call the ambulance. Doctors say it may be terminal and sad.” (15:30, Host quoting Newsom)

• Newsom’s Playful Engagement with US Labor Dept:
  • Quipping at a photo of young workers:

    “Wow, a picture of a younger me. So kind. Thank you gcn.” (15:56, Host quoting Newsom)

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

| Timestamp | Speaker & Quote | |-----------|----------------| | 00:59 | Host: “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up. Donald.” | | 02:06 | Newsom (clip): “He’s got some strange hand action going. I don’t know what the hell is this problem there.” | | 02:40 | Newsom: “We cannot unilaterally disarm... We’re counting on all of you on November 4th and stand up for our democracy.” | | 03:10 | Host: “Are y’all a bunch of freaking idiots?” | | 08:37 | Host: “Also, you were like Jeffrey Epstein’s best buddy, dude. You hung out with each other in Palm Beach all the time... Release the damn files and stop making a mockery of this process, Donald.” | | 10:09 | Host (quoting Newsom): “Enrollment is already through the roof. Everybody wants in, even the losers. But only the smartest, most talented students will be accepted.” | | 13:05 | Economic Analyst: “22,000 jobs added in August. That was much less than the expectation of 75,000...” | | 13:50 | Host (paraphrasing Newsom): “So when does the golden error start again? Remind me of that.” | | 15:30 | Host (quoting Newsom): “Sean Hannity has a severe case of Newsom Derangement Syndrome NDS... may be terminal and sad.” | | 15:56 | Host (quoting Newsom): “Wow, a picture of a younger me. So kind. Thank you gcn.” |

Important Timestamps

• 00:59: Opening salvo – Newsom’s meme offensive and Trump’s confusion
• 02:06: Newsom’s "strange hand action" response
• 02:40: Newsom’s democracy call-to-action
• 03:10–04:40: Economic decline explained—jobs, memes, and crypto scandal
• 08:00–09:06: Jeffrey Epstein, Trump’s distraction, and demand for document release
• 10:09–12:00: Satirical "Newsom University" and further ridicule
• 13:05–13:50: Labor market collapse, Fox News concedes facts
• 15:08: Real policy wins: National Guard’s role in fentanyl interdiction
• 15:30–16:10: Newsom’s responses to media coverage and official government posts

Final Thoughts

This episode is a fast-moving, high-energy roast of Donald Trump’s presidency and his online surrogates, heavily featuring Newsom’s persistent mockery and layered critiques. The MeidasTouch hosts maintain their signature banter while unpacking the deeper significance of Newsom’s messaging: the defense of democracy, the exposure of economic mismanagement, and the need for accountability—served with meme-laced humor and pointed facts.

For listeners and democracy advocates alike, this episode mixes amusement and alarm—a potent call to action, with time-stamped receipts.