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Political Commentator (1:01)
Of his own medicine. Shove it in his face. Bully him. Mock him every second. Rapid response. Go on the offense. And by the way, I'm not just talking about politicians doing it. I'm talking about we the people. We. We shouldn't give an inch either. By the way, did you see at that WWE event where Donald Trump got absolutely booed when his image was presented? Those were his fans, by the way, and they were booing the crap out of him. But let me tell you who I think's done a pretty good job pushing back at Donald Trump and his regime. Governor Gavin Newsom on social media. Boom. Rapid response. Bully Trump. Shove it in his face. So the Trump regime posts an image like this that this is their new golden ballroom that they want to build for $200 million, fully funded, it says, by President Trump, which we all know is going to be bs. That's what we can have. Qatari's fund it. You're going to have the Saudis fund it. Governor Newsom responds. Bam. The White House is more interested in defending its ballroom than the 17 million Americans they kicked off of health care. Boom. Post this meme of Caroline Levitt like the lady from Hunger Games and post the following While all districts pay extra for groceries and everyday goods, the White House is excited to announce that the Capitol is creating a grand ballroom for opulent parties. May the odds be in your favor. Boom. You got to do stuff like that. Mock them. Use current events, use culture. Hit them hard. The Washington Post reported the maker of dawn dish soap, Charmin toilet paper, Crest toothpaste and Tide detergent with will be raising prices in August because of tariffs. Gavin Newsom responds. Mr. President, we've had so much winning. Please, we beg you, make it stop. So much winning. Then you have Governor Newsom post the following While Donald Trump gaslights and golfs, his economic failures are making life more and more unbearable for working Americans. The golden age that Trump promised has turned into appalling job numbers and paying for his latest tariffs at the checkout line. Layoffs are at the highest level since the COVID pandemic. A quarter million fewer jobs added in May and June than initially reported and the firing of the bureau and Labor Statistics commissioner, the official who reported accurate economic numbers. I love this. Governor Newsom calls the Donald Trump cankles cankles because Donald Trump has those massive ankles at this point because of the health issues that he's covering up. So Donald Trump posts Make America Fit again. By the way, he's there with a sexual predator, Lawrence Taylor, who was convicted of sexually assaulting an underage girl. That's who Donald Trump has running the fitness program for little children. Governor Newsom responds, we love to see President Kankels pass it. Meaning, come on, Kankles, let's see you pass your own fitness test that you have Lawrence Taylor, who sexually assaulted underage girls, administering to the children. We just reflect on that for a second. As I've said before, this shouldn't be red versus blue, Democrat, Republican or independent issues. This is good versus evil. This should be pretty common sense. Would any of you want a convicted sex offender who's on the registry to to live near you? Would you want them to teach your kids or your grandkids? Well, Donald Trump brought him into the White House. Someone who sexually assaulted an underage girl and made this person the person who administers fitness tests to children. The hell? Then Donald Trump's Department of Energy posts a photo of Cole and says she's an icon, she's a legend and she is the moment to. To which Governor Newsom responds, she's black lung. Exactly. Push back all the time. Then Fox News posts the following. I put news in quotes. This photo of Donald Trump breaking. Trump agrees to extend the deadline for Mexico trade deal for 90 more days with temporary tariffs remaining in place. Governor Newsom's office responds Taco Thursday. Taco Thursday, everybody. You know. And look, we should also reflect on the fact, though, that Donald Trump attacked Canada and says Canada's bringing in all of this fentanyl 35% tariffs on Canada. When the US gives far more fentanyl into Canada, Canada barely gives any fentanyl into the United States. It just, it's like the way Putin talks about denazification of Ukraine is Donald Trump talking about Canada putting fentanyl into the United States. But you got to mock them. And, and I think one of the reasons that Donald Trump is so angry at Canada is how strong and proud the people are. They stand up to Donald Trump. They give him the middle finger. They say, fu, you piece of crap. Canada strong. The Conservative Party, Liberals and ndp. Spencer Hakimian posts, inflation is just a straight line up since April when the tariffs began. And this is with the government explicitly now manipulating economic data. To which Governor Newsom responds, as Trump would say, I guess this is the golden age. Newswire wrote, 26,000 U.S. manufacturing jobs were lost in May and June. Governor Newsom responds, they may not be telling the truth. This Trump regime when they said we're bringing manufacturing back. Ryan Walters, the that Trump sycophantic MAGA superintendent from Oklahoma. Oklahoma is the worst education state in all of the United States. This is the dude who watched the porno in his office and now he's like, they framed me. That wasn't my porno. They framed me with the porno. This is the guy who makes people buy the Trump bibles. That was in my porno. Governor Newsom responds, you got caught looking of paid pictures and of naked women during a school board meeting. Shut up. Shut up, you. That's what you gotta do.
