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There's no other option folks. You have to bully Donald Trump. You have to punch him back hard. You have to mock him and humiliate him. And you got to just expose what an utter and pathetic vile human being he is. California Governor Gavin Newsom is leading the way on this, fighting fire with fire. He's making posts like this. It's a post of Donald Trump in front of the Soviet flag. All hail Chairman Trump. With his glorious 10% purchase of intel, the Socialist Republic of America enters a bold new era of government run business. That's after Donald Trump announced that he's going to have the government acquire a 10% stake in Intel. Then Governor Newsom writes, Donald Trump is a socialist in all caps, exclamation point gcn. That's Governor Newsom's initials. And he's responding to Donald Trump's post saying that the United States will now acquire and control 10% of Intel, a great American company that has an even more incredible future. Remember a few weeks ago where Donald Trump attacked the CEO of Intel, said he was a horrible person. Then Donald Trump extorts Intel, takes 10% stake in intel and then brags about it, quite literally central planning. But I'm glad California Governor Newsom saying yeah, you're a communist, you are a socialist, you are all of the things you accuse others who aren't that you are actually that. Governor Newsom then posts the following New car just dropped in our Commander Cosplay series Christy Noem the Painter Abilities Commander Cosplay Christy puts on her painter's cap and play ax while posing with terrified kids for the cameras. Opponent discards 1 Dignity Card photo operate Christie arrest an innocent farm worker and places them in front of a camera. Opponent may immediately play a civil rights violation stagecoach sweep. Christy pretends she's in an old western and rounds up pregnant mothers like props. Opponent is entitled to sue the federal government and Governor Newsom post this red hat from his official account. New merch coming soon. You're welcome, patriots for American flags. And the red hat says Newsom was right about everything. Then Governor Newsom post this tank top right here. Trump is not hot. And then Newsom writes, wear it while it's hot. Governor Newsom then posts the following in all caps. Wow. My maps. The best maps ever made will soon pass in the greatest legislature anywhere in the world, not just America. America can thank me, Gavin C. Newsom, and two very special people, Magic Mike and rainmaker Robert, who lead the legislature to total legends. These are perfect, beautiful maps. Better than Columbus, better than Google Maps, better than Apple Maps. Sorry, Tim, no gold bar for me, but I still love you. People are already screaming, mama, Mama. And I say, no, I am your daddy. The golden era begins in the Golden State. All because of me, the people's governor, the cartographer in chief, who will now let the people vote. Thank you, usagn. So the California legislature legislature approved California Governor Newsom's plan to put the new maps of California on a ballot in November for the California voters to decide if they will shape the maps to eliminate the same amount of Republican seats in California that exist in Texas. That's how you got to fight fire with fire. Governor Newsom then posts the following new CNN reports. Donald Trump is so toxic in Californ that Kevin can't count. McCarthy is begging the White House to minimize Trump in the state. The new poll out shows that Donald Trump's total approval in California is 28 or 29%. Governor Newsom then posts the following lectern. It says, defending democracy. And Newsom writes in all caps, don't mess with California. Then Newsom post a photo of himself sticking his finger right into Donald Trump and looking down on him as Donald Trump. Trump looks addled and cognitively out of sorts. Governor Newsom then posts a snowflake emoji in response to Donald Trump writing, gavin Newscomb is way down in the polls. He's viewed as the man who is destroying the once great state of California. I will save California, President djt And I love that Newsom is doing snowflake emojis. And then Newsom writes, don't poke the bear. Don't poke the bear. And then responding to Donald Trump's same post, calling Governor Newsom news scum, California Governor Newsom goes, triggered. Question mark. Triggered. This is how you have to deal with Trump. This is how you have to deal with MAGA. Push back hard. Jesse Waters writes, Holy smokes. Governor Ron DeSantis just went after Gavin Newsom's manhood. Then Gavin Newsom responds, Jesse, please stop calling me Daddy. It's disturbing. Then you have that guy Greg Gutfeld, that weirdo host on Fox who's like not funny at all, who says all those misogynistic and bizarre Trump talking points. Governor Newsom writes all caps. I seldom watch low rated garbage man Greg Gutfeld but when I do I marvel at the fake laughter on the show. It sounds like a bad laugh machine. It's so obnoxious and disgusting. Just like him always laughing no matter what is said. Real patriots hate it when Fox edits the tapes, puts garbage man Greg on Fox. Ought to get smart and not use losers like this. Also, they shouldn't allow negative ads about me thank you gcn and then Governor Newsom post the following wow. Fox News can't stop talking about me. Gavin C. Newsom, America's favorite Governor Tonight, their entire primetime lineup was about me. Jesse Waters kept calling me daddy. Very weird. Not interested. But thank you. Sean Hannity, very nice guy. Nearly cried because I won't take his advice. Sorry Sean. Then they dragged out the B team of Dum Dums, Meatball Ron, Tommy, Tommy Toilet Laren and Teddy Cancun Cruz. He even flew back special from Mexico all whining about me. Gcn they had to play the music to shut Ted up about my beautiful hair. I get it. So J Total disaster. MAGA hates me because they hate you. They hate that California is the fourth biggest economy in the world. They hate that crime is down, that we're number one in farming. I love the farmers, manufacturing, tourism and tech all while we give affordable health care, free school meals, make America pregnant again, paid baby leave for moms. They should not return anyways, $20 minimum wage and so much more for the people. They hate that Democrats are win FOX and MAGA have Newsome Derangement syndrome. They should cry harder. Sad gcn. I love it. This is how you have to handle these people. Governor Newsom then responds to the news that the California Supreme Court denied Republicans request to intervene on the California redistricting reg regisation in record time, petitioners have failed to meet their burden of establishing a basis for relief. Governor Newsom responds. What do you call a lawsuit that gets tossed out in less than 48 hours? Best response will be retweeted Ever have.
