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Mike (0:00)
Mike and Alyssa are always trying to outdo each other. When Alyssa got a small water bottle, Mike showed up with a 4 liter jug. When Mike started gardening, Alyssa started beekeeping.
Alyssa (0:11)
Oh come on.
Mike (0:12)
They called a truce for their holiday and used Expedia Trip Planner to collaborate on all the details of their trip. Once there, Mike still did more laps around the pool.
News Anchor (0:21)
Whatever.
Mike (0:22)
You were made to outdo your holidays. We were made to help organize the competition. Expedia Made to Travel Summer fun goes.
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News Anchor (1:53)
A hunger strike is underway right now, day 11, in a concentration camp called Alligator Alcatraz in the United States of America, as detainees are starving themselves, potentially to death in protest of the horrific conditions. They say mosquitoes the size of elephants. They say that there are flies and maggots in their food if they are able to eat at all. I can't believe I'm reporting about this in the United States of America, with all hell breaking loose as the Trump regime disappears. Human beings, migrants and citizens alike, if they look like migrants. All the while, Donald Trump has been making post after panic post this morning, email after email to his supporters. Let me just show you what he's doing this morning. I subscribed to his emails so you don't have to. And here's what he wrote. This is when he was landing the other day, but he sent this yesterday or last night. I'm 35,000ft up in the air. I'm on Air Force One. I'm working nonstop on the plane. So I need you to answer a few questions for me. Do you still believe that I deserve the Nobel Peace Prize for securing the Iran Israel ceasefire? Have you ever seen someone so thirsty and begging for a ceasefire? I mean, begging for a Nobel Peace Prize and taking credit for things that he's really had nothing to do with at all? I mean, the fact that you're shoulder to shoulder with Netanyahu and basically against the rest of the world tells me everything. I mean, the fact that Netanyahu is one of the people who nominated you for a Nobel Peace Prize, you've made things worse, Donald. You promised there would be peace in Ukraine in 24 hours. That didn't happen. You promised that there would be peace in Gaza in 24 hours. You've made the situation worse in both areas. I want to show you all this though, because this account on TikTok, I think really highlighted it well, just how Caroline Levitt is even struggling at this point to even just read words and to say the regime propaganda. I mean, she does it in such a dystopian, Orwellian way. But even as she's reading the script, she's tripping over her words. Watch this. This is what went down at the latest Caroline Levitt press conference. She's Donald Trump's chief propagandist. Let's play it.
