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Ben Meiselis (2:30)
This is a real email that Donald Trump just sent. The subject reads, they're laughing at the suckers that we are. Exclamation point. When you open the email, it is a photo of Donald Trump pointing at a direction. I assume in the direction of his MAGA supporters. Yes, Donald Trump, you are the laughingstock of the entire world. Our enemies are laughing at how weak you've made. The United States, our allies, who you've pushed away, are both humiliated by what the United States has become under you. And they are horrified at the weakness that you are demonstrating and the implications there too. Donald Trump then sent an email where he was whining about being sued. I'm being sued is what the subject line reads. He goes, red alert. My historic Doge initiative is being sued by deranged radical leftists. Actually, Donald, your regime filed an emergency petition yesterday with the Supreme Court to try to keep all of Doge's activities secret, citing executive immunities and privileges, saying that we the people should not get Freedom of Information act requests process to know what the hell Doge did with the federal agencies that. That we rely on for essential services. Oh, I thought this was gonna be the most transparent thing ever. No, it is actually added to the federal deficit. It hasn't cut anything. Federal spending is up right now. Oh, and by the way, this talk that Elon Musk is taking a back seat right now. He's focused on other things. Nope. Y' all are just saying that it's another fraud that you are all committing to try to lower his profile because his companies are completely trash right now. But he was there at all of those meetings. He was there with you in the Middle east with the $400 billion gold plated jet that the United States was bribed by Qatar and accepted officially by the Pentagon. Yesterday he was there in the Middle east with you. He was there yesterday when you were with the President of South Africa and you made the president of South Africa Ramaphosa watch. Right wing white supremacist brain rot conspiracy trash, literally showing apartheid flags and claiming that there are burial sites for a mass genocide, which is not what that image actually was. It's some far right wing white supremacist crazy stuff that you were showing the President of South Africa. It's like, what? Like, what are you showing me? And he had to even say to you, I'm sorry, that. And he was kind of mocking you too. I'm sorry that we can't get you a private jet. I'm sorry we can't provide for you the private jet that they, that they can in the Middle East. Here, play this clip.
