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Instacart we're here so the FBI was an unmitigated disaster in its investigation into the killer of Charlie Kirk, showing how unqualified and inexperienced Cash Patel has always been, which we have always been warning about, which anybody with a brain has been warning about as well. Cash Patel's FBI misidentified the killer multiple times. The Cash Patel's FBI posted that they found the suspect and he was in custody when they actually had the wrong guy, an Arab Charlie Kirk supporter who they just basically racially profiled. Then they had to issue a retraction. Then the FBI and ATF put out statements Basically suggesting that on the cartridges associated with the weapon that it had been transgender ideology inscribed on the cartridges. What the hell does that even mean, transgender ideology? You then had Kash Patel at that press conference where they had not identified the killer. And Kash Patel looked so nervous, his head was jerking left to right. He didn't even say a word. I mean, he was too scared to speak. And then finally, Tyler Robinson, who is the alleged killer, confessed to his father after his father said, hey, that looks like you on the video. Did you do it, son? The son said, yes, I did it. The dad then told his friends who were pastors, the pastors called the marshals and the police, and then they arrested Tyler Robinson. That's how it was uncovered. The FBI had nothing to do with it. Tyler Robinson confessed. The alleged suspect confessed to his dad and his dad told someone and they, they turned him in. It's basically what went down. But Cash Patel then gave this bizarre press conference where he was like, and this is how you are a cop. Cops. This is what happens when you put policing first. Dude, what are you talking about? You just humiliated proud law enforcement by your behavior. You also showed what happens when you fire the experienced people at the FBI who filed a lawsuit against you, Cash Patel and the FBI this week. People like the former acting director of the FBI, Driscoll, Brian Driscoll. People like Steven Jensen, one of the top people who dealt with counterterrorism there, Spencer Evans, a 20 year veteran. And you fired him because Donald Trump said he wanted retribution against the FBI. And this is also what happens when you fire the head of the Utah field office, a Pakistani American woman by the name of Metab Saeed, who ran counterterrorism for a long time in Washington D.C. she was a Pakistani attache, the American office there. After 9 11, she devoted her life to the FBI and. And then you forced her out a few weeks back. That's what happens when you lose your field office chief as well, because he didn't want women in Pakistani woman to be running the FBI office. Even though you, Cash Patel, are Hindu, you're racially profiling the Pakistani head of the field office. Okay, well, if you look back at Cash Patel's back, by the way, units, Midas touch. So we're going to come with all of the receipts here. But Cash Patel was a fricking podcaster. A bad one too. A right wing extremist, bad, cringy Trump cultist podcaster. And this is the guy who leads the FBI. I mean, I'm gonna be, I think I'm a pretty decent podcaster. I think that I bring receipts. I think I bring the skills that I had as a trial lawyer. I think I'm a good podcaster. Now, if future Democratic president said, ben, I want you to serve your country and I want you to be the FBI director, I would look at them and say, have you heard about the 25th Amendment? Because you must not be of sound mind if you want me to be an FBI director, I'm going to stay doing my podcast, go grab a coffee now and then walk with my daughter up and down the block. I'm going to stay here, not become an FBI director. Okay. But Kash Patel would sell the shirts like this. Based. He would sell based shirts. Or Cash Patel boasted about a dog urinating on political opponents in children's books. And he would sell those caps. K money. K money H. That's. That was his logo. K money H. That's what he called himself because his last name is Cash. Very creative. Trump's FBI director nominee, class of at that time, classified the dog peeing on political opponents as fun. Cash Patel would share videos launching United States senators heads out of catapults and posing with the severed heads in his hands. Keshe Patel would post AI generated videos of himself chainsawing the heads off of members of congress, political opponents and media outlets. Uh, Cash Patel was selling magic pills which would supposedly cleanse your body of the COVID vaccine to reverse the vax if you ever had one. A complete scam. He called it an MRNA detox that he sold for lots of money. He sold the K$sign H Ts for a limited time. He said, let's go making some noise. Wizards and warlock style meme lord. And he post meme lord photos of himself and he would sell flags. Trump mania. Flags are here, brother. At the k, at the k dollar sign H star, y'.