C (6:51)

We're going to see what happens. We're in very deep negotiations with Iran. We win regardless. We've defeated them militarily. They've dropped a couple of water mines. You call them water mines in the boat. We've defeated all of their water boats, too. Their Navy has gone 158ships. They have 28 water droppers, mine droppers, they call them. All of them are sunk. They probably have a couple of mines in the water. We have a minesweepers out there. We're sweeping the straight. In addition to that, we're negotiating. Whether we make a deal or not makes no difference to me.

B (7:30)

And then Donald Trump was asked by a reporter, but, okay, you say that that's happening, but that's not happening. So then Donald Trump just starts yelling at the reporter, how do you know that? How do you know? Because we know that because it's a location in the world. There are things called facts that we can actually tell, Damn it. We don't all live in your deranged bending of reality world. We live in the real world, not your. Whatever. Here, play this clip.

C (8:05)

How do you know that? Why do you say that? Why do you say that you don't know anything. Who are you with?

D (8:11)

NBC News. Who we survey NBC.

C (8:14)

Well, let's take two, Mr. President, let me just tell you, we win no matter what. We've defeated their military. They have no navy. 158 ships are underwater under sea. All of their minesweepers and all of their, they call them mine droppers. Can you imagine, a country has 28 mine droppers. You think that's nice? With all of that being said, they're all defeated, by the way. They're all at the bottom of the sea now with all of that. They have no navy, they have no radar. They have no Air force. Their leaders are all dead with. Khamedi is gone for many years. He ruled. He's gone with all of that. Let's see what happens. But from my standpoint, I don't care.

B (9:00)

And then Donald Trump, by the way, says even Fox, even state regime media had to comment. And they're like, so Donald Trump is saying that all the Iranian leaders are dead, but they're actually at the settlement discussions, at the mediation discussions over in Pakistan. So they're not dead. And anyway, moving on here, play this clip of what Fox was saying yesterday.

D (9:24)

President Trump there about to board Marine One. He'll head to Andrews Air Force Base and then down to Miami for a UFC fight this evening. The president, they're talking about the war, the progress of the war in Iran. He said their leaders are all dead. But a couple of their leaders are actually in Pakistan right now meeting with his vice president to talk about some kind of a deal to end the war. We'll see what happens.

B (9:50)

I mean, look, you have here just more images of Iran's negotiating team. And they sent a very big team to negotiate, by the way. And mind you, and then Donald Trump all day was posting, he's posting photos of UFC fights. Why are you posting you, the president of the United States? And it pains me, like, deeply pains me for me to say that you're the president of the United States, but you're posting a UFC photos. Oh, my gosh, there's going to be a UFC freedom fight at the 250th anniversary. No one cares. You know what people care about, you idiot? They care about their health care. They care about being able to afford a home. They care about grocery prices and the prices of things in general. They care about being able to provide a better future for their kids and grandkids. They care about health and stability and normalcy. They care about not having ice, Border Patrol Terrorize and torture people they care about. Just being able to go about their day with peace of mind and love and empathy without this craziness. That's what they care about. Post the UFC side and then the whole day, I mean, it was post after post after post. I mean, he's posting photos of an arch that he wants to build. Look everybody, I'm pleased to announce that my administration officially presented the the triumphal AR to the planning commission that I appoint all my people to. And then he posts this weird message. Very cool seeing the wave of empty tankers heading to the US to pick up some desperately needed crude for Hormuz starved markets. Very cool, dude. Dude, very. Dude. Very cool, man. Yeah, very cool. Who talks like this, you bunch of idiots? What are you. They're cool, dude. What do you mean very cool? The markets, the oil markets are impacted by the international markets. So when the Strait of Hormuz is being controlled by Iran, the way it is, it impacts crude international prices. Do you know what WTI crude is, Donald? Do you know what Brent crude is, Donald? Do you know the difference between crude and lng? Liquefied natural gas? Do you understand what also is impacted when you have LNG and you have crude being impacted this way? Do you understand the supply shock? Do you understand the fertilizer issues and the helium issues and the other? I mean, do you have any sense of this or is it just more important for you to like waddle around at the UFC? He posts random photos of Washington D.C. then it's just post after post like the fake news media is crazy or just plain corrupt. Then this is a new message. The fake news media has lost all credibility because they have Trump derangement syndrome. And this is also another new message. The fake news media has also lost all credibility that they had any begin with. Those are three different messages that they're posting over and over and over again. The fake news media. The fake news media to just be normal. Okay? And why is it that we did not send a single person to Islamabad who has experience with nuclear material and nuclear capabilities. You would think if you were going to be negotiating regarding uranium enrichment, maybe you want to have someone who knows a thing or two about uranium enrichment rather than your son in law and Steve Witkoff, some weirdo real estate guy from New York that you know. And J.D. vance who's adopted five different personalities in his entire life with different names. You know, maybe we want to have experienced people there. Maybe, just maybe. Oh my God. I have an idea. Maybe you would have wanted in a normal negotiation to bring on other countries who were once allied with the United States. Oh, I guess they're not allied with the US Anymore. Maybe you would have wanted like France or the UK or you would have wanted the European Union or a NATO representative to be there because you know what, the Strait of Hormuz situation that you caused impacts the entire world. So, you know, a bilateral US, Iran, Pakistan conversation is one of the weirdest dynamics. Also to begin with and also when you post that, you agree to Iran's 10 point negotiating framework and you post it publicly and then you say, oh, it's maybe the fact that Iran, they don't speak English well, so maybe they were mistaken when I agreed to their 10 point negotiating framework. Here's the deal. You agreed to their framework. You posted it publicly. I agreed to their negotiating framework and we'll negotiate within that. So when you showed up in Pakistan and you said what 10 point framework? I don't know what, you never even knew about a 10 point framework. It's deranged, it's unhinged. America has lost all credibility for generations as a result of your despicableness. And we watch you rot. We watch you deteriorate before our very eyes. Anyway, everybody hit subscribe. Let's get to 7 million subscribers. Thanks everybody for watching new Midas merch head to store.midastouch.com today and get yourself the best pro democracy gear and show your support.

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