Loading summary
Transcript52 lines
- [00:00]
Narrator/Host
New Year, New Me. Cute, but how about New Year, New Money? With Experian, you can actually take control of your finances. Check your FICO score, find ways to save and get matched with credit card offers, giving you time to power through those New Year's goals. You know you're going to crush Start the year off right.
- [00:17]
Advertiser/Announcer
Download the Experian app based on FICO's Score8 model offers an approval not guaranteed. Eligibility requirements and terms apply subject to
- [00:23]
Narrator/Host
credit check, which may impact your credit scores.
- [00:25]
Advertiser/Announcer
Offers not available in all states.
- [00:27]
Narrator/Host
See experian.com for details.
- [00:28]
Political Commentator
Experian from unsolved mysteries to unexplained phenomena, from comedy gold to relationship fails, Amazon Music's got the most ad free top podcasts included with prime because the only thing that should interrupt your listening is, well, nothing. Download the Amazon Music app today.
- [00:54]
Narrator/Host
My name is Mackenzie and I started a GoFundMe for the adoptive mother of a non verbal autistic child. The mother had lost her job because she wasn't able to find adequate care for this autistic child. So she really needed some help with living expenses, paying some back bills. So I launched a GoFundMe to help support them during this crisis and we raised about $10,000 within just a couple of months. I think that the surprising thing was by telling a clear story and just like really being very clear about what we needed, we had some really generous donations from people who were really moved by the situation that this family was struggling with.
- [01:41]
Advertiser/Announcer
GoFundMe is the world's number one fundraising platform trusted by over 200 million people. Still, start your GoFundMe today at gofundme.com that's gofundme.com gofundme.com this podcast is supported by GoFundMe.
- [01:54]
Political Commentator
Look at him eating whatever he wants, never gaining a pound. Well, I'm stuck with the boring special and can't lose an ounce. How's your lunch man?
- [02:02]
Advertiser/Announcer
Amazing.
- [02:03]
Political Commentator
Yours?
- [02:04]
Donald Trump (Impersonator or Clip)
So good.
- [02:05]
Political Commentator
Oh I'm so happy for you. Cool buddy.
- [02:08]
Advertiser/Announcer
Weight loss isn't fair, but Mochi Health is the affordable GLP1 source that can fix your frustration with food.
- [02:15]
Donald Trump (Impersonator or Clip)
So same time next week?
- [02:16]
Political Commentator
No, definitely.
- [02:18]
Advertiser/Announcer
And your friends? Learn more at. Join Mochi.com Mochi members have access to licensed physicians and nutritionists. Results may vary.
- [02:24]
Political Commentator
It is not looking good for Donald and how much longer he will be able to make it doing this, I don't know, but he is cognitively and physically deteriorating at such a rapid pace right now while this disastrous war against Iran that he initiated is taking place that this should be the biggest red alert that all news media should be talking about. We are covering it here on the Midas Touch Network. Unprecedented levels of cognitive and physical decline. So Donald Trump gave this speech in Kentucky yesterday where he kept on talking about how afraid he is to walk downstairs because you can slip. And he goes, you can slip. I can slip. I came downstairs, they were wet. I. This is what he's saying. While America is at a war and unlawful war that Donald Trump initiated that is an unmitigated disaster.
- [03:33]
Donald Trump (Impersonator or Clip)
Watch this problem with this. It can happen. You can slip. I could slip. I came downstairs today that was soaking wet. You know, it's a little rainy today, and I have steel stairs. And I'm saying, but I do it very slowly. I grab that thing because nobody cares if you set a speed record.
- [03:51]
Political Commentator
And then Donald Trump started talking about how Obama would walk downstairs and Obama would do a bop. So Donald Trump would see the wet stairs and Trump would say, I, E. I, E, I E. But Obama would see the stairs and go, bop, bop, bop. This is what Donald Trump is talking about during his speeches again while he unleashed an unlawful war against Iran that is spiraling out of control. And of course, the Iranians see this behavior. Of course Xi Jinping and Vladimir Putin see this behavior right now. Of course Netanyahu sees this behavior right now. Of course the leaders of NATO see this right now. But here he goes, bop, bop, bop. Obama here. Play this clip.
- [04:44]
Donald Trump (Impersonator or Clip)
The only thing I admired about Barack Hussein Obama, which was nothing actually, but. But the only thing is the way he bobbed down. Remember, he bop. Hey, you talk about unpresidential. He's bopping. And I couldn't believe that he made it without at least a noticeable major fall. But Biden was the opposite. Biden couldn't even walk up the stairs. He fell three times walking up this.
- [05:12]
Political Commentator
And, folks, this manifests in some of the most despicable and dystopian of ways. So as he was flying out to Kentucky, he held a impromptu press conference at the White House where a reporter was asking him, so, what do you make of the intelligence community report in the United States that. Yes, indeed, let's be very clear, it was the United States that struck that elementary school, killing 150 little girls, 175 people total. Most of the deaths young, little girls. What do you make of the report regarding the elementary school Donald that was hit? And Donald Trump's like, for what? What? Say what? What? I don't know what? What? Just watch this unfold Here, play this
- [06:06]
Advertiser/Announcer
clip shows a new report says that the military investigation has found that the United States struck the school in Iran. As commander in chief, you take responsibility for that.
- [06:16]
Donald Trump (Impersonator or Clip)
That is what.
- [06:18]
Advertiser/Announcer
As commander in chief, do you?
- [06:19]
Narrator/Host
For what?
- [06:20]
Advertiser/Announcer
For the strike on the school in Iran.
- [06:21]
Donald Trump (Impersonator or Clip)
A military.
- [06:22]
Advertiser/Announcer
A new report says the military investigation has found it was the United States that struck the school.
- [06:27]
Donald Trump (Impersonator or Clip)
I don't know about.
- [06:30]
Political Commentator
So then Donald Trump, in the ultimate act of projection and confession, starts to attack California Governor Gavin Newsom. And all of these accusations are confessions with Donald Trump. And he goes, you know, the issue with Newsom news scum, as I call it, is that he can't read, he can't read words and he's got cognitive deficiency. So Trump is making it clear that Trump has cognitive deficiency. But watch what Donald Trump says here, play this clip.
- [07:05]
Donald Trump (Impersonator or Clip)
Well, thank you very much. We're talking about Gavin Newscomb. Doesn't seem like a very good subject right now. It made that young lady not feel so good. Anyway, he admitted he has mental problems, that he's not a smart person, that he has mental and mental lack of ability, he's unable to read a speech he can't read and all of the other things he said. He said he has a lot of mental problems. And I was attacked by a reporter that said, well, what's wrong with that? I said, nothing's wrong with it, but I don't want the President of the United States to have a cognitive deficiency.
- [07:53]
Political Commentator
Right.
- [07:55]
Donald Trump (Impersonator or Clip)
And when he admitted this, I said, I think he just lost the Democrat nomination. What do I know? But you know what, I'm for everybody, but you know, when it comes to president, you gotta be sharp. You gotta be sharp as hell.
- [08:11]
Political Commentator
Now, Donald Trump started posting on social media about this as well, to which Governor Newsom responded, I spoke about my dyslexia. I know that's hard for a brain dead moron who bombs children and protects pedophiles to understand. And Donald Trump posted on social media, Gavin Newscomb's interview weeks ago was perhaps the most self destructive I've seen. And he goes, he has a mental disorder, a cognitive mess. He goes on to say, on top of that, black people are angry because he is obviously a racist. As I said, everything that Donald Trump says is projection, is confession. And then in response also to the clip I showed you of Donald Trump attacking Newsom, Governor Newsom says, you know, he's talking about himself in third person again. Also, Donald Trump just started posting text messages today that he received from Republican senators like Mike Lee. When Mike Lee says the Supreme Court really messed this up badly. Okay. The Supreme Court ruled against Donald Trump's tariffs against the world a few weeks back. Although it feels like years ago at this point, the Supreme Court actually got it right. But, Donald, we are in a war right now that you started against Iran. And I don't know if you know this, but there is the largest shock to oil supply in the history of the world. We've learned that in addition to the service members who died, 150 of our service members have been wounded in ways that you try to conceal and cover up. We know that American affiliated ships off of Iraq have been hit by Iran. We know that multiple ships in the Strait of Hormuz has been hit by Iran. We know that the Arab nations in the region have been struck by Iran in their oil depots and their. In their various commercial centers, and that America's defense has been incapable of actually helping them. And this is what you're doing. But I digress. Donald Trump then, like a maniac, starts to say, inflation is plummeting. Everyone is rich, you're rich, you're rich. And as Carl Quintanilla says, somebody needs to help this man. Somebody needs to help this man. I mean, I think the best way to help him, though, is to impeach him and, and to remove him and to get him the hell out of there. I mean, seriously, we need someone who can, at the most basic level, comprehend what the hell is going on, because this ain't it. Here, play this clip.
- [10:57]
Donald Trump (Impersonator or Clip)
And that's despite the fact that we have a lot of people that shouldn't have been allowed in here that are murderers. Inflation is plummeting, incomes are rising, the economy is roaring back, and America is respected again, perhaps respected like never before. Every single day of my administration, with the help of the great people of Kentucky. Yeah, I love Kentucky. We will keep on working, and we will fight, fight, fight, and we will win, win, win.
- [11:36]
Political Commentator
And then Donald Trump starts to talk about the wind. The wind, the wind. He goes. The wind, the wind, the wind. Here, play it.
- [11:43]
Donald Trump (Impersonator or Clip)
The wind. You know, you're watching television and you want to watch, and your beautiful wife, our first lady, says, I'm sorry, darling, you can't watch tonight. The wind has gone down and we have. But I want to watch myself on television. I want to watch myself debate. He says, I'm sorry, darling, we have absolutely no energy. There's no wind tonight. What a scam. That's a pretty big scam. That's one of the top. I say that's a top five. It's about five that are real beauties.
- [12:16]
Political Commentator
And then he can say Munich. He calls him Munition. And then he says, Gavin Newskam in Minushkin here, play this clip.
- [12:23]
Donald Trump (Impersonator or Clip)
And they want to get back in office for the midterms, and you can't let them. Did you see that? They went to Munition Munich. Right. You saw that, right? You saw Gavin, Gavin Newscomb. He admitted that he's no Gavin Newscomb. So I think his career is over. Okay, let's get off the teleprompter for. Do you mind if I get off the teleprompter for a couple of minutes?
- [12:46]
Political Commentator
Then Donald Trump says, but oil prices are coming down. They're coming down, folks. No, they're going up. And the fact that you released strategic reserves the way you did is actually not even help. It leaves us further exposed. And the way you're releasing them is disastrous. And it's just showing panic to the market. So the price per barrel of oil right now is surging. Yeah. Earlier this week when you did your little fraud, you got it to go down for a little bit. But as I was telling everybody, it's fraud. He's lying. The war is not ending anytime soon. The Strait of Hermos is not opening anytime soon. But again, watch this right here. What he says. Play this clip.
- [13:26]
Donald Trump (Impersonator or Clip)
But oil prices are already coming back down. And it's going to come down. But we're not leaving until that job is finished. And it's going to be very fast. Going to be very fast. But we're not, we're not going to count on having competent presidents. We have to assume we're going to have incompetent ones like the one we had last time. They couldn't walk off a stage, remember?
- [13:45]
Political Commentator
Then Donald Trump keeps bragging that we won the war, that the war has already been won. It's over. We won. Here, play it, Paduka.
- [13:56]
Donald Trump (Impersonator or Clip)
And as we take decisive action to stop the threat posed by the terrorist regime in Iran with Operation Epic Fury. Is that a great name? Well, it's only good if you win. You know, you can only do. And we've won. Let me say we've won. You know, you never like to say too early, you won, we won. We won. The bet in the first hour. It was over.
- [14:29]
Political Commentator
Now, from his White House account, he's posting videos of people bowling and saying strike and comparing that to his unlawful war in Iran. I mean, look, you've got Marjorie Taylor Greene saying why is Donald Trump continued to talk about how he's not going to heaven. And Trump keeps on talking like he's gonna die soon. Like the way the language that he uses is like, I'm not gonna make it to heaven. I'm not gonna make it to heaven. Marjorie Taylor Green goes, maybe it has something to do with him not believing he's going to heaven, which is extremely concerning, by the way. She goes under Trump US Military service member are being killed and injured, reportedly at higher numbers than we are being told that innocent children were killed in Iran by bombs. The price of oil is skyrocketing. Tankers are being bombed. And today, Trump released half of our strategic oil reserve to try to stop gas prices from going out of control. And with all of this, Trump, who promised Americans no more foreign wars, no more regime change, spent the day in Kentucky telling approximately 500 Fox News brainwashed boomers, most not even from the district, that Massie is bad because Massie didn't vote for Trump's COVID lockdowns and Covid bailouts, in fact, vaccines in 2020. And because Massie voted to release the Epstein files, which embarrassed a bunch of the president's friends. And then Donald Trump just attacks Massey for exposing the Epstein files. Here, play this clip.
- [16:01]
Donald Trump (Impersonator or Clip)
The Wharton School of Finance. That means I'm real smart. We got to get rid of this loser. This guy is bad. He's disloyal to the Republican Party. He's disloyal to the people of Kentucky, and most importantly, he is disloyal to the United States of America. And he's got to be voted out of office as soon as possible. On the other hand.
- [16:24]
Political Commentator
And then finally, I'll show you this clip from the other day as well. When Donald Trump was giving this speech, there was, you know, he looked at a girl who was six years old and he says, she's of age. Your daughter, she has to be of age, like six, Like a six year old of age. What? What? Here, play it.
- [16:50]
Donald Trump (Impersonator or Clip)
Unlike voter id, but you know, it can be given to you by your daughter. You know, your daughter, she has to be of age, like above 6 years old. She's allowed to say. You had to see. Some of this stuff is so bad,
- [17:04]
Political Commentator
folks, this is, this is very serious. I'm not, I don't do this video to mock his health. I truly don't. This is a red alert situation. This war is a disaster. And I don't believe as malicious and as disgusting and as sick as he is, I also, similarly, I don't believe he has the cognitive ability at this point to even know what is really going on. And I think that is a 25th amendment issue. I don't want to use that as a crutch, as an excuse to say, oh, he's not doing these bad. No, he's a malicious, disgusting, vile thing. Their 25th amendment also needs to be invoked immediately. Immediately. Hit subscribe. Let's get to 7 million. Thanks for watching. Love this video. Support independent media and unlock exclusive content, ad free videos and custom emojis by becoming a Patreon paid member of our YouTube channel today. You can also gift memberships to others. Let's keep growing together.
- [18:24]
Advertiser/Announcer
This episode is brought to you by Nespresso Introducing Virtuo up, the latest in a long line of innovation from Nespresso. It's innovation you can touch, sense and taste in every single cup. With a three second start, easy open lever and dedicated brew over ice button, it's even easier to enjoy your coffee your way. Sit for yourself Shop Vertuo up exclusively@nespresso.com
- [18:50]
Political Commentator
it's tax season and at Lifelock we know you're tired of numbers, but here's a big one you need to hear. Billions. That's the amount of money and refunds the IRS has flagged for possible identity fraud. Now here's another big number. 100 million. That's how many data points LifeLock monitors every second. If your identity is stolen, we'll fix it. Guaranteed. One last big number. Save up to 40% your first year. Visit lifelock.com podcast for the threats you can't control. Terms apply. Ryan Reynolds here from Mint Mobile. I don't know if you knew this, but anyone can get the same Premium Wireless for $15 a month plan that I've been enjoying. It's not just for celebrities, so do like I did and have one of your assistant's assistants switch you to Mint Mobile today. I'm told it's super easy to do@mintmobile.com
- [19:38]
Advertiser/Announcer
Switch upfront payment of $45 for three month plan equivalent to $15 per month required. Intro rate first three months only, then full price plan options available, taxes and fees extra. See full terms@mintmobile.com feel your best and amplify your everyday look with Thrive cosmetics. Go to thrivecosmetics.com shine26 for an exclusive offer of 20% off your first order. That's Thrive Cosmetics. C-A U S E M E T-I C S.com shine26 tired of your car insurance rate going up? Even with a clean driving record, you're not alone. That's why there's Jerry, your proactive insurance assistant. Jerry compares rates side by side from over 50 top insurers and helps you switch with ease. Jerry even tracks market rates and alerts you when it's best to shop. No spam calls, no hidden fees. Drivers who save with Jerry could save over $1,300 a year. Switch with confidence Download the Jerry app or visit Jerry AI Libson today. That's J E R R Y AI LibSync.