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Contact T Mobile phone Donald Trump's worst nightmare has arrived. He is getting mercilessly mocked and bullied and getting a taste of his own medicine. California Governor Gavin Newsom is leading the way with posts like this. Calling Donald Trump tiny hands, little hands and words to those effects. Wow. Gavin Newsom writes, President Trump says about me. Gavin C. Newsom. He's a nice guy, looks good. Thank you for the kind words. Little hands. Everyone seems to be talking about me. America's favorite governor, GCN and Gavin Newsom post this video. Play the clip.
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He's a nice guy, looks good. Hi everybody. How you doing?
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Then Governor Newsom takes credit for the fact that Cracker Barrel will be adding in the white man back to its logo. American dream achieved unlocked. After MAGA started bullying Cracker Barrel for changing its logo and saying that they were gonna like boycott it. Cracker Barrels like, all right, you want us to put the white guy in? Okay? And then Governor Newsom said, ah, it was me who did it. Wow. After Governor Newsom called for Cracker Barrel to keep its old beautiful logo, today, the company did exactly that. Thank you Governor. America is grateful for you. And then Governor Newsom says, a massive win for patriots all because of me. Gavin C. Newsom, congratulations. And he refers to his post actually, which took place on August 21, where he said, what is all caps? What is wrong with Cracker Barrel? Keep your beautiful logo. The new one looks like cheap Velveeta cheese from Walmart. The place for groceries. An old fashioned term. Fix it asap. Woke is dead. Thank you for your attention to this matter. And the funny thing is that all of the MAGA influencers are like losing their minds that Governor Newsom is mocking Donald Trump like they still don't get it. And Governor Newsom's like, they still don't get it. MAGA influencer Eric Dougherty goes. California Governor Newsom is now claiming Cracker Barrel changed back their logo because of him. Gavin is in way over his effing head. Robby Starbuck, a MAGA influencer, goes, Gavin Newsom is trying to take credit for the logo reversal of Cracker Barrel. Now I know his party loves a crackhead, but it doesn't mean they need to act like they're on crack all the time. Sorry, Gavin Newsom, but Democrats are the ones who created woke. You own it. Nice try though. So the MAGA Republicans like create a fake issue that Democrats are not talking about at all. What was it like two weeks ago? They're like Sydney Sweeney's hotel and she's wearing jeans. Look how hot she is in those jeans. And Democrats hate the fact that she's in jeans because Democrats are woke. We love Sydney Sweeney. Stop making the hot girl take off. Just stop making her talk about the jeans and make her take off the jeans. Stop it. And then people are like, dude, what are you talking about? Like, this is not, this is not a real thing that people are talking about. Like why, why are you called freaking nuts? And then Governor Newsom posted the following. Wow, Sean Hannity says, Gavin, you're doing great. I'm proud of you. Even Fox News agrees that I, Gavin C. Newsom and the number one governor in the US history, only I can change hearts minds and Fox's awful ratings and honor gcn. And he plays this video of Hannity. Play this clip. Gavin, you're doing great.
