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B (0:28)
Just need another $50 before we can land this airplane. Final flights into LAX for Spirit. Just the good months. Hey, Spirit from us guys at American. Good luck to y'.
C (0:41)
All.
B (0:41)
It'd be better if you took $500 million, put it in a pile on the floor, poured gasoline on it, lit it on fire. Pour one out, folks. One of the great, terrible budget airlines. I actually don't want to pour it on my Spirit Airlines. RIP it is no more. When you wanted a cheap flight, they get you the cheapest flight possible. They would charge you for oxygen. They would make you pay if you wanted a seatbelt or if you wanted to undo your seatbelt. And it was truly an unpleasant experience. But when you were broke, it was great. Bull. Bourgeois ideology. And I'm going to miss it. So in memoriam, we have the best Spirit airline. Mem. Can I give up? All right, so everyone's going to sh.
C (1:45)
Guys, never fly with Spirit, okay?
B (2:02)
Oh, no. It's a raccoon. Yeah. No, that song. Killer song for Spirit. The other one that comes to mind is it's something unpredictable in the end, as the stewardess is just punching people in the face. People are just gasping for air. When we fly Spirit, you have this sense that, like, as you were circling the airport, like, all right, everybody, so we just need another $50 before we can land this. Someone's gonna have to pony up. We're running out of jet fuel. So just. If anyone wants to land flying, Spirit was just playing a big game of chicken. Next one. Looks like you're gonna have to take over Spirit, too, Mar.
C (3:05)
Sam.
B (3:36)
Wow. I could watch it all day. I like the subtlety, too, of the filmmaker, that every single person other than Marco Rubio is black. Other than the auteur's understanding of Spirit. I think I'm getting the black lung, Bob. Which is not totally realistic, but it is realistic that Marco Rubio will be tasked with taking over Spirit. Wow. Who thinks the federal government knows how to get a suitcase from Pittsburgh to Cleveland? I mean. I mean, just the mechanics of running an airline. There is no expertise in the federal government. I want to watch that feature film right now. Go to Ground News Knowles. If you are watching this, you already know that free speech is under attack across the West. European governments are openly censoring content online. Most of the mainstream media barely want to talk about it. Well, there is a solution. Ground News is a website and app that pulls in thousands of news stories from around the world every day, organizes them by story, shows you the bias, reliability and ownership of every source. Here's a story that maybe you haven't heard of unless you've been listening to me. The Trump administration is building freedom.gov, it's a portal designed to bypass digital content bans across the globe. US Is making free speech a foreign policy priority, yet over 85 outlets covered it with 45% of coverage from the right versus just 19% from the left. Go figure. When you compare the headlines, the framing is very revealing. Gizmodo, which is a left wing outlet, describes it as enabling Europeans to bypass bans on hate speech. Welt, which is a right leaning outlet, calls it digital freedom against EU censorship. So you're getting the framing on both sides. Really, really cool website. Go to Ground News Knowles right now or scan the qr code for 40% off the vantage plan. It's five bucks a month, so give it a shot and stay better informed. Happiest Spirit Airlines employee. That is. That's going to be his epitaph on his tombstone. That was the happiest Spirit Airlines employee. It was, it was rough on there because it wasn't, you know, the big airlines. Delta. It's really nice. United did this thing for a while where they would like kill your puppy, but they. But it's pretty nice on the big ones, you know, American, whatever. And then Southwest was supposedly a budget airline, but it wasn't really. The prices started to creep up and they still made it feel. They made it feel like kind of budget because the stewardesses would be wacky. You know, they were eccentric. One of them came over, like, sat on my lap one time. It was. It was interesting. But on Spirit, there was the spirit version of budget airline. Wasn't the wacky eccentric. We have fun here. It was like, just got out of my halfway house, you know, still going through a little bit of withdrawal. Existential ennui slash homicidal rage. Those poor suitcases. Okay, next one. There we go. That's the song I wanted.
