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Michael
Did she hit him with her car? And the same yes.
Adam
People driving out of the Walmart parking lot.
Lauren
I don't support violence, but some of you guys have never had your ass kicked, and it really shows.
Whitfield
Listen, I've almost gotten hit by a deranged retail.
Lauren
You guys are, like, yee haw for, like, not feeding babies.
Michael
All right, welcome, everybody, to Bar Fight. I'm delighted to be joined by our two esteemed guests, including our first ever returning fighter. He's dusted himself off. Adam Mochler.
Adam
You guys are quite literally taking an 8020 position on this because they've been.
Michael
Lied to about what happened.
Lauren
If you want a job where you can go terrorize ice is for you.
Michael
Our second guest, marketing an influencer sensation. Least necessary she her pronouns in her bio. It's Lauren Perretra. Here's how it works. We'll be debating two of the three most controversial topics of our day. The bell rings, we duke it out for that round, and then our friends in the crowd can come up to the microphones and pick a fight with any of us. But do not wait, because there is a time limit for each round, and anyone who comes up to the mic can win special prizes and a seat at our VIP table sponsored by Redneck Riviera Whiskey. Lady and gentlemen, are you ready? I'm ready. It's time for round one. Yeah. Okay, now, I have all the topics here that everyone picked, and I'm gonna try to make it so you don't know. Picked white. I might rephrase it a little bit. First one. The ice agent in Minneapolis did nothing wrong. That one's gonna win, I bet. Okay, hold on. We got some more you can pick from. Trump is not corrupt at all.
Lauren
Sounds like that.
Michael
The next one. We have a major Somali problem, and we need white men to save us. Whoa. All right, then maybe we'll pick that one. Pro life politics is about saving babies, not controlling women's bodies. Whoa. Okay. Trump is putting Americans first.
Adam
They don't sound too sure about that one. I don't know.
Michael
The Venezuela strike was as American as Taco Bell. Wow. All right, so we got some close ones. I think the pro life one. Yeah. Okay. All right, now, whose was that, Lauren?
Lauren
It was mine.
Michael
Okay, how did you phrase it?
Lauren
Okay, so hear me out. Pro life politics are really just pro controlling women's bodies. Let's be real. You guys don't really care about babies that much. If you did, if you did, we would want to fund childcare, we would want to give them food. We Took that away. You guys remember that we funded a.
Michael
Lot of Somali childcare?
Adam
Somali food, I don't know.
Michael
It didn't work.
Adam
Donald Trump cut SNAP benefits. Medicaid. He's cut ACA subsidies that just expired. I don't know how that's helping children. He's actually taking food out of children's mouths.
Lauren
I'm going to ask the audience a question. Name one pro life politician that is riding for child care.
Michael
It is. That is what? For child.
Lauren
Riding for childcare. Ooh, I hear a lot of things.
Adam
Or how about this one pro life politician who fought against the cutting of SNAP benefits for nonprofit only children, but families across the country.
Michael
Yeah, we definitely. I think a lot of us oppose SNAP benefits for. Well, for the aforementioned Somalis and people who are. Who are on fraud. Like, for instance, we're talking about children. One in 10 people in the state of Tennessee was apparently availing themselves of snap. We learned that during the shutdown.
Lauren
We're talking about babies.
Adam
Well, we're just saying when we're talking.
Michael
About snap, we're talking about how many.
Lauren
Babies were fraudulenting their SNAP benefits.
Michael
Well, the babies don't apply. It's usually their parents and some of them can defy.
Lauren
So then how do the babies eat if they can't apply? How are they doing their fraudulent thing? 1 in 10 babies are doing this.
Adam
Right.
Michael
I guess my point is that SNAP is not really primarily about babies. And I think we're getting off the topic that you chose, which was pro.
Lauren
Life doesn't really care about babies. They care about controlling women's bodies. And you're telling me that babies shouldn't get snap benefits because 1 in 10 people have maybe fraudulented their things.
Michael
Yeah, I mean, just as a rule, like babies cannot apply for SNAP benefits. They are not eligible for SNAP benefits. We don't care about babies. We all agree with that.
Lauren
We don't care about babies in here.
Michael
I mean, I just want to narrow in on your point because I want you to make the argument for it. The point as I see it here is pro life politics functions as control over women's bodies, not about babies.
Adam
Correct.
Michael
And I don't think I. The first part I don't totally disagree with in the sense that.
Lauren
So I win.
Michael
In the sense. Well, I mean, you make something of a point in the sense that vaccine policy or seatbelt laws also function as control over people's bodies.
Adam
I disagree. I think vaccine laws function as a public safety requirement.
Audience Member Michael
Yeah.
Lauren
Public health.
Michael
This is my point.
Adam
Well, for the greater good of public Health. But I think when it comes to abortion, it is just restricting women and who's making the laws. It's disproportionately going to be men making the laws that women can't get access to.
Michael
Let me just make my analogy and you tell me one more.
Adam
Yeah, yeah.
Michael
The vaccine policy certainly functions to control people's policies, bodies, especially if there's a.
Adam
That's not the primary function.
Michael
Wait for it.
Adam
We'll get to.
Lauren
I'll give you guys a couple minutes and then I'm going to.
Michael
Seat belt. Laws function to control people's bodies. No, they do. You have to lock it in or you could get a ticket.
Lauren
Okay, I rent.
Michael
I agree with you, Adam. That's not what they're for. That's not their chief objective. And it is the case that abortion laws, like not letting people have abortions, does control women's bodies to some degree. I want it, but what it's for is saving babies. It's not about the control.
Lauren
Okay, but what's the difference between a baby and a fetus? Have you ever spit in your hand? That's what a fetus looks like at like six weeks old.
Michael
Yeah, exactly. That's not what a fetus looks like.
Lauren
Google. Okay, you guys need to go back to science class. Okay? Maybe we should fund that. In Tennessee.
Michael
I have three kids. I've gotten ultrasounds at 8 weeks old. Do them so much at 6, they don't look like you. Spit in the hand, you can make out all their little parts. You can even figure out if they're boys or girls at eight weeks.
Lauren
No, you can't.
Michael
And you can't do that with your spit.
Adam
Can I ask you, when do you think life begins?
Michael
Well, by definition, at conception.
Adam
You think so? So how do you define life?
Michael
A human life or just life General?
Adam
No, life from a human. What qualities does it define?
Michael
Life? Life is described by various attributes, so growth, metabolism, organic matter, movement. And so we see these qualities and the potential for these qualities at the beginning. So for instance, when they're a fetus, they can.
Lauren
Yeah, so, okay, I'm.
Michael
Fetus just means offspring.
Lauren
Why are we riding so hard for like a fictional fetus versus I don't.
Michael
Care about fictional fetuses.
Lauren
I let you finish. I'm going to finish now. A fictional fetus versus real life human babies and SNAP benefits and childcare and healthcare and taking care of the babies we actually have.
Michael
Yeah. So I guess my point, my very narrow point on abortion is, I grant, I think you're partially right. Abortion Laws do involve controlling women's bodies. Cause we say you can't kill the kid.
Adam
Yes.
Michael
Well, what does fetus mean?
Lauren
Offspring.
Michael
It means it's a baby. Once it's alive, it's a lot.
Lauren
Well, by science, which you love.
Michael
So the word fetus just means offspring continued. So there's no distinction. Right. There's no distinction between that and a baby inasmuch as it's a human.
Adam
And you had a point a second ago.
Gregory
Yes.
Michael
So the very narrow point on abortion that I'm making, and I'm open to all sorts of talk on welfare programs and all, that's fine. I'm not some libertarian extremist. However, my only point is it would seem to me that we should not kill innocent babies in the womb or out of the womb. That's my whole point.
Lauren
Okay, yes, yes. I'm not for killing babies outside of the womb. I'm for feeding them and providing the kids with access to.
Michael
So then you agree we shouldn't kill them, we should not have abortion and we should have welfare later.
Lauren
Here's what I'll agree.
Michael
Ok, ok, that's fine.
Lauren
Here's. Here's what I'll agree on. You don't want an abortion, which you don't seem to be able to have the ability to have a baby yourself. You don't have to get one. Your partner, your wife doesn't want an abortion, she doesn't have to get one. So therefore choice. Can we agree on that?
Michael
Yeah. Okay, so I think, for instance. No, look, I'm not, I'm not going to engage in an honor killing of my wife if she apostatizes from Islam, for instance. Now I'm not gonna do that. And look, if a Muslim immigrant to America, as many have done, actually wants to kill his wife in an honor killing because she has apostatized from Islam, that's his business. Right. And it's not your business. And stop sticking your nose in it. Right or no?
Lauren
Okay.
Adam
I think that a lot of liberals.
Lauren
Here, I don't know how he got from abortion care to.
Michael
Because you're saying that association with Muslims.
Lauren
But we got there pretty quickly.
Michael
No, you're saying I'm gonna bring it.
Lauren
Back to children and babies. And what I'm saying I can explain.
Michael
To you the analogy if you like.
Lauren
It's not relevant to this conversation. And I don't even need an explanation.
Michael
I think it is.
Lauren
No, it's not. Because you guys are like yee haw for like not feeding babies, but you wanna control women's Bodies. Why is that? Why is that? Anyone wanna come to the little.
Michael
I have personally fed three babies in my life. All right, that's pretty. That's not bad. And I only have five kids, so that's.
Adam
No, I'm kidding.
Michael
I only have two kids.
Lauren
So listen, you don't want an abortion, don't get one.
Michael
But, okay, you don't wanna murder your wife, don't murder your wife. But surely you would outlaw murder as.
Lauren
A matter of which I don't have in my fetus.
Michael
Your wife I don't think is in your fetus.
Lauren
Correct. So therefore I'm right again.
Adam
No, I think the argument a lot of liberals would make is that killing a person is not the same as aborting a baby because the baby is not conscious life yet. So the.
Michael
Okay, well, that's a good point.
Adam
No, no, the main argument that usually happens here is trying to define when life begins. And a lot of conservatives say at conception. But there are studies showing that consciousness starts at about 20 to 24 weeks.
Michael
So Adam makes a great point. I just want to push it one more so you can finish your argument. If your. Your argument then would seem to be that being killed or not being killed having those legal protections is predicated on consciousness. So my question is, do you have the right to go into a hospital ward and kill somebody who's in a coma?
Adam
It's based on. No, I don't think so.
Michael
There you go. All right, we agree. Now we have questions from the audience.
Audience Member Michael
How's it going, Michael? Big fan.
Lauren
I've seen that guy before.
Audience Member Michael
Yeah, big fan.
Michael
Big fan. Michael, don't be fooled. He looks like a Republican, but don't be fooled.
Audience Member Michael
Stop code switching. If you want to donate me money, I promise I'll put it towards all your terrible policies. Anyway, I have a question for you, Michael, and it's specifically regarding the topic of abortion. And if you have a lot. If you let me expand upon this line of questioning.
Michael
A couple questions.
Audience Member Michael
First one, do you think that abortion is morally comparable to something like the Holocaust, something that, you know, conservatives talk about a lot? Would you agree with that premise that abortion, in the case of Charlie Kirk, he said it was eight times worse than the Holocaust because of the death or the amount of abortion that have occurred since Roe was legalized?
Michael
Yeah, I would say.
Audience Member Michael
You say so.
Michael
Abortion is the killing of innocent human life intentionally. And the Holocaust, as all genocides, entails the killing of innocent human life. And so in that way, yes, they're comparable.
Audience Member Michael
So you think they're comparable so do you think that, for example, political violence would be justified to stop the Holocaust? Let me give you an example right here. Let's say that I exist in Nazi Germany at the time, and I see that a Nazi is going to the concentration camp and he is going to kill or put in this icon B to gas a group of Jews. I think that he would be justified, or I would be justified rather, in killing that Nazi officer on his way. So if you think that abortion is morally equivalent to the Holocaust, how do you feel about violence against abortion doctors? Is there anything actually wrong with that because these people are morally equivalent, in your eyes, to Nazis?
Michael
It's a very good question. I think that a political revolution under certain circumstances could be justified. St. Thomas Aquinas explains this very well in the Summa Theologia in de Reno. However, I don't think that vigilante violence is justifiable in almost any case. Not because of the justification of the actions that are at discussion, be it the Holocaust or mass abortion, 60 million babies being killed, but because of the downstream political effects that come from that and because there is such a thing as a civil authority. So in the extreme case where revolution would be justified, there would still have to be order to be undertaken so that greater evils would not abound from an act that could be justified.
Audience Member Michael
I understand that, but do you think that during. When the Holocaust happened, do you think that it would have been wrong for someone to kill a Nazi officer on his way to the concentration camp to gas a bunch of Jews? Would it have been wrong or not?
Michael
Well, in the case of the Holocaust, we're speaking specifically of war conditions. So there. Yeah, there you're in the midst of a massive war, both within Germany, and it wasn't a war.
Audience Member Michael
Michael, engage with the question.
Adam
If it.
Michael
I am engaging with the question.
Audience Member Michael
If it, in fact was. Yes, it would be justified. My point here is rather that I don't really think that you think abortion is morally equivalent to the Holocaust or you're not believing that it would be justified for people to kill abortion doctors.
Michael
I'm saying that different rules apply during times of war than during times of peace.
Audience Member Michael
So if you. So if the president suddenly declared it was a time of war against women who get abortions, then suddenly it's justified for people to go out there.
Michael
War against women.
Audience Member Michael
Okay, fine, Michael, very good. Against abortion, however you want to call it, you could outlaw, then it would be justified.
Adam
That wouldn't be a war.
Michael
A war is when belligerent parties fight each other for territory and for political control.
Audience Member Michael
Michael's evading the question because his line is. His line of reasoning leads to the conclusion that it is actually permissible to commit political violence. No, he seems like he's against that even during circumstances. I don't think it is most circumstances. So this is not comparable to the Holocaust.
Michael
It is comparable to the Holocaust. It is comparable, as I mentioned to you, in the respect of both of these things entailing the killing of innocent human life. It is comparable in respect to the fact that one is in a polity during a time of peace and one is during a time of war. They're not comparable.
Audience Member Michael
It's just not very comparable.
Michael
So they're in different respects. You would address them differently.
Adam
Okay. All right, Great questions.
Gregory
Hey, nice to be here.
Michael
Good to see you.
Gregory
I guess this question is for Loren. Is that. Yeah. So I just wanted to bring it back a little bit to the topic, which was that abortion is really just a way to control women's bodies, not really a protection of life. Do you know of any other ways to bring life into this world besides using women's bodies?
Adam
No.
Gregory
Okay, well, I mean, it's not really about controlling women's bodies then. It's about providing a safe way for life to be brought into this world.
Lauren
Okay, so how would you define safety? Yeah, how would you define safety for this fictional fetus? Tell me. Yeah, I'm waiting.
Gregory
Or even want a definition of safety. I mean, I think a fetus is pretty safe for a baby because that's.
Lauren
Okay, let's talk about a baby. What is safe for a baby?
Gregory
What is safer?
Lauren
A baby?
Michael
Some wombs, the actual place where it.
Lauren
Develops and grows and actually produces life for a baby. What is safe for a baby?
Gregory
The place where it can actually grow and to complete its babies are not.
Lauren
Growing inside the body. Baby's out now, so you force the woman to give birth. Now, what's safety for that baby?
Gregory
Okay, this is a separate conversation because now we're no longer talking about bringing life into the world. We're talking about life after it exists in the world already.
Lauren
Exactly. That's the exact topic that we're talking about. And I'll wait. What's your name?
Michael
Gregory.
Lauren
Gregory. Gregory, I'm going to ask you again. What is the. What's safety for a baby? It's just not that hard of a question. Do you need a couple minutes?
Gregory
I mean, have you ever taken care of a baby? Have you ever babysit?
Adam
What is done?
Michael
Anything.
Lauren
Taking care of a baby, Gregory.
Gregory
Making sure it's Fed.
Lauren
Yeah, great. Okay, fed. What else does a baby need? Shelter. Okay, great answers, Gregory. And now how does a baby get shelter if that mother is not in a position economically to provide that?
Gregory
Well, that's a different conversation we're talking about.
Lauren
I'm not asking these deadbeats over there. I'm asking Gregory.
Gregory
We're talking about a different conversation, which is after life has been brought into this world.
Lauren
So that's what I'm saying.
Gregory
Versus the birth of the baby after.
Lauren
It'S been caught into this world. Or we only care about the baby.
Gregory
Absolutely. That's a different conversation that we can have.
Lauren
No, I think a bunch of men have a lot of opinions on uterus as they don't.
Michael
Okay, Lauren, I'll tell you what. Let's say we all guaranteed that there's infinite taxpayer welfare dollars for any woman who wants it, who has a baby. In that circumstance, would you oppose. Would you support outlawing abortion?
Lauren
No.
Michael
If we guarantee. Okay, then it's not really about what you're saying.
Lauren
It's about. So you guys know how often a miscarriage happens? You should know. You have a bunch of kids.
Gregory
That's not an abortion.
Michael
That's an abortion.
Lauren
It actually is. So the medical term for abortion. Yeah. Okay, you guys, that's not an abortion. You can live in your little Delulu, but abortion is an umbrella term for medical care.
Mr. Davies
Nope.
Michael
Okay. Nope.
Lauren
I can't compete with people who are making up their little reality.
Michael
Okay, okay. Let's say one has human interventions. When we talk about abortion, let's agree on our terms. When we talk about abortion, we're talking about the intentional ending of a pregnancy, which some call.
Lauren
It's not the legal definition of abortion. Abortion is care for.
Michael
That's the issue we're talking about.
Gregory
An abortion requires human intervention. A miscarriage does not.
Lauren
When you ask four people experience a miscarriage when they have a baby. To complete that miscarriage, you need abortion care. So there are plenty of women dying in hospital waiting for. Call the hospital. Call the hospital. Gregory, tell me what happens.
Gregory
False. My sister had a miscarriage. She wore the baby.
Lauren
But a lot of women do.
Gregory
It was not.
Michael
I think, Adam, you have a point.
Gregory
Intervention that caused the baby to die.
Adam
There's a lot of argumentation going on. I think one of the most contradictory things that bothers me with the conservative position on abortion is that everybody should be in favor of minimizing the amount of abortions that happen. It was a Clinton that said they should be safe, legal, but rare.
Michael
Now let's check in do you agree we should minimize the number of abortions safe, legal and rare?
Lauren
I do not give a single what other people do with their bodies. It's not my.
Michael
See, she doesn't agree with that. She doesn't agree with that.
Lauren
No, I don't.
Adam
My position is among along with many Democrats in the party that they should be safe, legal, but rare. That's what the former Democratic president said.
Michael
But the current Democrats shout their abortion right. They say there's no reason to minimize abortion. Wait, Planned Parenthood posted in Democrats in power. Say it again.
Adam
What? Democrats in power have said this. Democrats in power.
Michael
Bill Clinton was President in the 90s, man, that was a long time ago. I agree.
Adam
Can I say really quickly. But the problem is, in order to minimize the amount of abortions that happen, you should have proper sex education at young ages. Now, in the state that I grew up in Indiana, there was actually a slashing of sex education at really normal ages. Like when you're in seventh grade or eighth grade, you can be learning about this stuff. And when there's a lack of sex education, you have more teen pregnancies, you have more women that get pregnant. So I think these are kind of contradictory positions beyond, like when life starts.
Michael
Okay, so we have the moderate Democrat position. We want fewer abortions and we want all this other stuff.
Adam
But I wasn't going to be saying.
Lauren
We have the woman's perspective on the women's bodies. What a context.
Michael
One last point before we move on. Just this question, Lauren. You say that the people who want to end abortion, they only want to control women's bodies. They don't care about babies at all. If I look you in the face right now, I tell you I'm someone who wants to end abortion. And I am telling you, I promise you my hand to God, I care about abortion because I don't want babies to be killed. And I don't really care about controlling women's bodies. That is not in any way the primary objective. I just want fewer babies to be killed. Do you believe me? No.
Adam
You don't?
Michael
Okay.
Gregory
All right.
Adam
She rejects the framing that it's killing babies because if you don't.
Lauren
If you don't want an abortion, don't get one. I'm not in your bathroom following your I don't even think about any of you guys having sex.
Audience Member Michael
Look, I tried.
Michael
I tried. Okay, so who won that round? Was it Team Libs, whether moderate lib Adam or less moderate Lib Lauren? Was it the libs?
Audience Member Michael
Woo.
Michael
No, Was it the me?
Lauren
Look, At Gregory's.
Michael
All right, There we go.
Adam
Okay. All right. I don't see it.
Michael
I don't see it.
Adam
It's ambiguous.
Michael
I can't tell. I wish I would have more important question. Who won? The round of questions we say, are we hearing Gregory? Who was it? Who was it?
Lauren
Gregory's going home alone with lotion in his bot.
Adam
Who won?
Michael
All right. Was it the guy dressed like a Republican, or was it Gregory? Gregory, you're going to the VIP table, man. Here we go.
Lauren
Enjoy.
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Adam
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Michael
You want one? You going to have one? No. All right, I'll have one. That's fine. Okay, it's round two.
Adam
There are three more commercial breaks coming, by the way.
Michael
All right, now we pick the next topic.
Lauren
Topic.
Michael
You've heard them all. I'll just do a quick one. Again, Trump is not at all corrupt. The ICE agent in Minneapolis did nothing wrong. It's gonna be that one. Okay, that's my topic. I say the ICE agent in Minneapolis did nothing wrong. And here's. Thank you. Here's my argument for this. It's a pretty simple argument. The ICE agent was there to carry out federal law in total accord with. With the law, and he was following all of his instructions and all of his training, and he saw that there was an SUV parked in the middle of the street, obstructing law enforcement. At that time, he might not have known, but it was being driven by someone who had trained to obstruct law enforcement in this operation. And so they went up there to try to get her to move, and she didn't want to move. She was there for quite a while, and then the lady hit him with her car. And so when you. And she literally did that.
Lauren
So she was sad.
Michael
We now know, though, there was a lot of confusion at the time that the agent was in front of the car. We can slow down the footage and look at the tires. We can see that the woman accelerated while her tires were aimed at the agent. We know that when the agent fired his weapon, he fired it through the front windshield, which means he couldn't have been on the side. And we know that she hit him with the car because of footage from him. Body cams, best thing for law enforcement ever. And we also know that he suffered internal bleeding as a result of that. So in that case, Adam might not.
Adam
Believe it, but it had probably.
Lauren
You at least believe that she hit him?
Adam
No, I don't think she's on video.
Michael
What are you talking about?
Adam
You understand what I saw in this video.
Michael
Yes. Which video?
Adam
I mean, there's multiple angles, but very quickly you realize internal bleeding could just be bruising. But if we're going to follow this administration, what they're saying it can be. If we're going to follow this administration's like, what they're saying. Do you agree when Donald Trump said that he was viciously hit and he's surprised that the guy's alive. Did you see that in the video? Surprised he's live.
Michael
I. Yeah, I'm surprised that.
Adam
Wait, wait. Do you agree with Trump? Do you agree with Trump when he says this guy was viciously Hit. And he was. He said basically, like, I'm surprised this guy's alive. In the hospital. You're surprised he's alive? Yeah.
Michael
Yeah. Because had the. Had the tires not spun out because of the icy roads in Minneapolis, she would have hit him.
Adam
Are you guys surprised she would hit him? Are you guys surprised he's alive? Come on. You guys are all coping. Yeah.
Michael
Okay.
Adam
Thank you. You're not surprised he's alive.
Lauren
AI Slapper. You lost.
Adam
Here's my problem. You guys are quite literally taking an 80, 20 position on this. And you guys are. The 20Americans were polled on the justification of this killing, and 28% of Americans, only 28% thought it was justified. Almost 60% thought it was unjustified because.
Michael
They'Ve been lied to about what happened. Do you agree that they've seen, including by you. Do you agree that she hit him?
Adam
I mean, she touched.
Michael
Did she hit him with her car?
Adam
And the same people driving out of the Walmart parking lot, he's standing right there.
Michael
You hit pedestrians with your Walmart. You should go to jail. He walked off.
Lauren
We're not talking about going to jail. We're talking about shooting her in the head four times and then calling her a. There's a difference.
Michael
She got her the first time.
Adam
Let me back up. The general population does not agree with you. And let me finish here.
Michael
Because they've been lied to.
Adam
No, the general population does not agree with you because they saw the videos that happened. This administration, before the investigation started said that she was a domestic terrorist and said that the guy was lucky to be alive.
Michael
She was domestic terrorist.
Adam
Okay, we'll talk about that. One second. Do you think it's responsible for them to say that before the investigation started? Trump said it, I think, like 90 minutes after Kristi Noem, 45 minutes after, said she was a domestic terrorist. Do you disagree with Kristi Noem?
Michael
I think that when you hit law enforcement.
Adam
Do you agree or disagree with Kristi Noem? Is she a domestic terrorist?
Michael
I agree that she was aiding and abetting domestic terrorism.
Adam
So she's not domestic terrorists.
Michael
I wouldn't use that.
Adam
Okay, so thank you. You just said that I'm lying to the American people, but you seem to be conceding that Kristi Noem and Donald Trump both lied to the American people.
Michael
No, I say I don't agree with their wording of that. And yet what I'm saying is the facts as they describe them happened. You're denying the facts that are on.
Adam
Kitty. Can I tell you what I saw I saw a woman in a car who was waving people past. And listen, I'm a moderate Democrat.
Michael
She was waving him past.
Adam
No, no, not him, but cars. She was waving multiple cars past. If you guys haven't seen the videos, that's your fault. Did you not see her waving?
Michael
You're not allowed to block traffic. Did you not see her waving?
Adam
Wait, is that a death sentence if.
Michael
You hit a cop with a car? Yes, that's a death sentence. You're shot and you're going to deserve it.
Adam
I have a question. If she was going to hit someone with her car, why did she first reverse, then stop, then spin her wheel?
Michael
She didn't spin the wheel first. She did spin the wheel. She accelerated before she spun the wheel. If you want to move your car.
Adam
Why would you reverse? Why would you reverse?
Michael
She clearly was very conversed woman. I don't know why did she hit him?
Lauren
So I want to ask you.
Adam
No, no, you don't. You don't know why she reversed? Because she spun the wheel and then tried to drive off.
Michael
She accelerated before she turned the wheel. It's on video.
Adam
Here's what self defense counts as.
Michael
That's why he shot through the windshield, because he was obviously in front of the car.
Adam
Reach over the windshield.
Michael
What about the second distance he reached over the windshield? He had spaghetti arms and reached over the moment.
Adam
Did he even get knocked over?
Mr. Davies
Yes, he did.
Michael
That's on video too.
Adam
Was he on the ground after?
Michael
Yes.
Adam
No, he was. He was standing the up.
Michael
He was standing. There was literally video. Dude, he was going down.
Adam
Okay, he then walked us after.
Michael
Yes, Then he.
Adam
When Renee, Nicole. Good. Hit him. He got knocked on the ground?
Michael
Yes.
Lauren
So you haven't seen video.
Michael
Wait, wait.
Adam
Did he get knocked on the ground? No, no, he did not. He's still standing. You guys are all lying because you've been gaslit by this administration to think that ice can do nothing wrong. Over the past year.
Michael
Hold on, Listen.
Adam
Over the past year. Over the past year, we have seen clips of ice cracking the ribs of 79 year olds, grabbing US citizens and bringing them to the ground. Deporting people with no due process and having to bring them back because they admitted there was no due process that happened. Right. They had to bring.
Michael
Are we talking about. We're talking about the 1-6-ers. Are we talking about those Midwest marshals? No, no. If you want to talk about domestic.
Adam
Terrorists, they're using political force to stop the certification of election. They're actual domestic terrorists. You want to call a 37 year old mother who was shot in the side window. A domestic terror.
Michael
He wasn't shot in the side window, Adam. The bullet is through the window. You're just making that up.
Adam
You were making up that he was knocked over and you can't respond to why she reversed.
Michael
Why did she reverse, Adam? It's a simple question. Did she hit him with her car or not?
Adam
She didn't.
Michael
Did she hit him with her car or not? No. Yes or no? You're wrong. You answer yes or no. Okay, Adam, yes or no. It's a simple question.
Adam
Can I give a legit answer?
Michael
You can give me one word answer.
Adam
Yes. Yes.
Michael
Where do you know the entire conversation's going?
Adam
Can I answer though?
Lauren
I want to bring it back.
Michael
Tell me why he should not have defended himself when she hit him with her car.
Adam
As you admit, self defense means there need to be two requirements by the law. You need to be able to reasonably perceive yourself as an imminent risk. Danger. And then you need to be able to use a disproportionate amount of force to take care of that danger. It's the continuum. Use of force. Use of force. Continuum.
Michael
Okay, okay, okay.
Lauren
I want to bring it back.
Adam
You have to use a proportionate amount of force.
Michael
Right?
Adam
You have to use a. It was not proportionate.
Michael
A 3,000 pound SUV is the damage.
Lauren
I want to bring it back to your agenda.
Adam
Keep on standing up. You guys are lying.
Lauren
You said in your original opening, you said that he was doing his job as instructed. Okay, Right, Okay. So with his instructions, surely there's some other type of escalation steps in that process before shooting her in the face four times and calling her a bitch.
Michael
No, no, Lauren. It's a split second before she's running him over. It's not like she didn't down the road.
Lauren
So he had a Honda.
Adam
No, no.
Lauren
She was armed.
Michael
Because she shot her in the face.
Adam
She didn't. Because she turned her wheel in reverse. Why would she. Okay, I have one final question. I really want you to answer this. That you continue to kind of weave around it. Why did she reverse her car before.
Michael
Driving him straight into him?
Adam
She didn't drive straight into him.
Michael
She was a real confused lady and I'm really sorry she got killed and she shouldn't have done it twice.
Lauren
How did you work out at Nuremberg? How did it work out in Nuremberg when they were following instructions?
Adam
Nuremberg?
Lauren
Yes. You can't just execute moms. You guys are a little nerd if you think you can just execute people, huh?
Michael
Okay, okay, okay. We have questions. Yeah.
Florence
Michael.
Mr. Davies
Michael, I consider myself a conservative. I'm in favor of rigorous enforcement of our immigration laws. But I want to ask you a question about tactics. Okay, so even setting aside, I think there are legitimate legal issues here that we could ask about, Fourth Amendment issues, et cetera. But I just want to ask you. Let's assume that sort of the public backlash to what's going on right now with ice, you know, stopping people in the street, pulling them out of the cars, going to door to door is sufficient to cause some sort of landslide in the midterms against the Republicans. Let's assume that that leads to Donald Trump getting impeached. Let's assume that that leads to maybe by the end of the Trump term, deporting fewer people than we saw under Obama. Would you not admit that maybe tactically mistakes have been made, that this is bad optically, at the very least, even if you dismiss the legal issues?
Michael
Yeah, I don't think so, because I don't know what the alternative is. You know, what the people voted for is mass deportations. What we've gotten so far, the Obama numbers are in.
Lauren
Did they vote for that?
Michael
The Obama. Well, when people are trying to run over cops, I voted for that.
Lauren
Okay, so I thought you have due process. No, but. So was she guilty of.
Michael
You don't get due process when you're running someone over.
Lauren
You just get to. There's no.
Adam
There's no trial.
Lauren
They let the DOJ do an investigation, then if they're so right and correct.
Michael
There will be an investigation.
Lauren
No, they're not. They shut it down.
Michael
There will be an investigation.
Lauren
No, there's not. So answer the question. Why won't they.
Michael
Hold on. I'm answering his question first.
Lauren
Okay, so that's a deflection. Let's go back to it.
Michael
No, it's not your turn to speak.
Gregory
It's his turn.
Lauren
It's my turn to speak because we're not really following those rules. So what is the.
Michael
I'm following those rules.
Lauren
Okay, because that's because you don't want to answer the question. Okay, go ahead.
Michael
We'll get to whatever you want to talk about later. But first, it's his topic.
Lauren
This is your topic.
Michael
It's my what?
Lauren
It's your topic, but it's his question.
Michael
This is why she doesn't. Okay. It's like the order of events. That's why we don't understand what happened with the lady running him over. So to your question, tactically, is this a bad idea? I don't think so. Some people say that Barack Obama deported three or four hundred thousand people. It's kind of fake because they're counting turnbacks among that. He did deport some people, but it's kind of fake because they're counting turnbacks. Right now the border is totally shut down. President Trump, I think, probably is deported in his first year. A little over 500,000 people. Like 525 or 530,000 people. I do believe, and I buy the labor studies that have come out, that there have been a lot of self deportations because of the optically brutal ICE raids. I think that's part of it too. So President Trump says He's deported over 2 million people. It's possible it's somewhere between half a million and 2 million. Compared to the Biden administration where they were letting in 3 million people a year. Obviously that's a huge turn in direction. My question is, how are you gonna get mass deportations, which most of the conservatives, I think, would agree we're not even getting enough mass deportations. How are you gonna get that if you don't go from job site to job site, from town to town and try to round people up? Is that gonna involve bad optics for the leftists? It is. I just don't know what the alternative is.
Mr. Davies
Well, I think first it might require more funding for things like immigration judges.
Adam
Who could process these.
Mr. Davies
But I think also we're talking about, like, the fundamental question is basically, if it turns out. Let's just assume a hypothetical world where there is a Democratic landslide and Trump gets impeached over this. And we find as a result of surveying people who voted against Republicans in that election, that a big part of this backlash was due to this type of ICE enforcement. Are you not gonna think that, oh, maybe we could have done this a little bit differently?
Michael
So you mentioned we need. Yeah, sure, Adam can answer.
Adam
The alternative is a moderate immigration policy like we saw under Obama. Do you know what they called him? The deporter in chief.
Michael
Yeah, but they were wrong. Okay?
Adam
They called Obama the deporter in chief. The problem here isn't the mass deportations. The problem, as he points out, are the brutal videos coming out of those. That ICE is losing popularity with the public. Pop. Obama deported a massive, massive amount of people, but we didn't see the same.
Michael
Do you dispute the turnbacks?
Adam
Let me see. Okay. The Turnbull.
Michael
Most of them were turnbacks.
Adam
There were turnbacks, but not most of them. They called him the deporter in chief, and he did that without cracking the ribs of 79 year olds. Without shooting US citizens, without deporting people with zero due process and then bringing them back to the effing country.
Michael
Do you agree that Trump has deported more people than Obama?
Adam
Yes, but he's deporting people that he shouldn't be deporting.
Lauren
75% of them have no background, no violent criminal record.
Michael
But are they illegal aliens?
Adam
They should. He's deporting.
Michael
Are they illegal aliens? Are they illegal aliens?
Adam
Kill more Amando. Yes, but Kilmore.
Michael
But then they should be deported.
Adam
Do you think people should. Do you think illegal aliens deserve due process?
Michael
Illegal.
Adam
Are we joking? Wait, do you guys think that? Do you guys think that illegal aliens. Then you're wrong. The Constitution specifically says in the fifth Amendment that persons. We can.
Michael
We can expedite their due process.
Adam
Can you just say if I'm right or wrong? Does the fifth Amendment specifically say persons? And that was upheld in a Supreme Court case. Said it's persons, not citizens.
Michael
In the enforcement of American immigration law, we sometimes do things a little more efficiently. We, for instance, deported a million people in the 1950s under President Eisenhower. If we were to give a lengthy trial to the 16 to 30 million illegal aliens who are in the country, we would never deport virtually any of them.
Adam
I'm not asking for a lengthy trial for someone like Kilmar Armando Abrego Garcia. Right. The thing is, when he got deported over to El Salvador. No, I'm not. I have a pretty moderate immigration policy. I think people should be here legally. Illegal immigration should be minimized. We should know everybody that's here. But like most Americans, guys, this isn't even me living out. Most Americans do not like to see these videos that are going everywhere. Most Americans don't like to see grandmas and abuelas being pulled off the street. And I keep going back.
Michael
There aren't that many abuelas.
Adam
Come on.
Michael
There aren't that many.
Adam
Wait, are you okay with the US Citizens that have gotten caught up? So I keep going back to this case, but a 79 year old US citizen got his rib cracked by an ICE agent and is now suing the DHS.
Michael
So I think it's very unfortunate. When innocent. It's a very small number. But when innocent people or American citizens or legal residents are caught up in these raids, the problem is illegal aliens don't walk around the country with a big sign saying I'm an illegal alien. So the problem was created by those who allowed the millions of illegals to come in. And now Trump's cleaning up the problem.
Adam
Is you guys can never admit when ICE does anything wrong whatsoever. So there was an article from Slate that came out just two days ago.
Michael
Where I'll never admit anything in Slate? No.
Adam
This woman provided all the receipts. This liberal woman applied for ice. In her whole Internet history she was shitting on ice. She smokes a bunch of weed and posts about it.
Lauren
And she wasn't me.
Adam
She didn't, she didn't even submit the domestic battery, her history on it. Like she didn't submit anything and ICE still let her in. So the problem is under trained ICE agents are giving, are being given the funding of national militaries. Like they're funded more than national militaries. They're masking up in such a way that emboldens them and then they're going around and why are they mass communities? Because they're a bunch of pussies.
Lauren
Because they're being small town high school.
Michael
And they're being threatened as they should.
Lauren
Because they're a bunch of pussy losers. And like okay, listen, if you want a job, okay, if you want a job where you can go terrorize elementary school students and pepper spray them element for you. What did they do?
Adam
Roosevelt High School did.
Lauren
What did they do after Roosevelt? Yeah, they went to Roosevelt High School. First they went to an elementary school.
Michael
Teddy or Franklin? Teddy or Franklin.
Adam
Can you, can you admit that ICE does anything wrong? Can you ever admit that ICE does anything wrong or do you think they should have. Absolutely wrong.
Michael
I think I have admitted they like they hired that liberal pot smoking lady. I think that was wrong.
Adam
Okay, but do you think they have absolute immunity like J.D. vance does?
Michael
I think they should be given extraordinarily broad immunity.
Adam
Extraordinarily broad immunity for things they do on the job?
Michael
Yeah. For official accidents.
Lauren
So they can just go shoot people.
Gregory
Yeah.
Michael
I think Vance is totally right about this.
Adam
But how did like you think he's right? Since the inception of ICE is not.
Lauren
An excuse for morality. Like again I want to bring it back to Nuremberg. Like what happened to the people like carrying out these atrocities in 1930 ceremony.
Michael
I don't think removing trends about.
Adam
Can you what can you admit that ICE has done wrong thus far? Because most Americans just gave you an example. No, obviously like a real example of ICE doing something wrong. You mean not vetting people?
Michael
Yeah, I can't think of a particular example.
Adam
So are you serious about the pot smoker? Do you think I should be vetting people more for ideological reasons?
Michael
The problem is the, the problem is so massive because there are 16 to 30 million people. And. And ICE was so understaffed.
Adam
Massive range, bro.
Michael
16 to 30. They're illegal. We don't know where they are. You call them undocumented. That's the problem. We don't have any documents.
Adam
I don't care what you call them, dude. I think that the administration.
Michael
That's why we have a broad range. We don't know how many of them there are.
Gregory
Hey, Adam, I got a question for you. Sorry, sorry. That was a little aggressive.
Adam
No, you're good.
Michael
Oh, sorry.
Adam
What's up?
Gregory
I just had a question about the due process for illegal immigrants versus, like, an American citizen. Does an illegal immigrant have an entitlement to legal representation?
Adam
An entitlement.
Gregory
Are they entitled to legal representation?
Adam
They have all of the. They have all of the rights defined under the fifth amendment of the Constitution.
Gregory
They're not guaranteed legal representation in their immigration case.
Adam
Well, are US Citizens, so we can agree that.
Gregory
No, they're not US Citizens. Immigrants. They're not US Citizens.
Michael
They are not illegal aliens.
Gregory
They're not guaranteed.
Adam
Can I ask you.
Gregory
They're not guaranteed legal representation.
Adam
Can I ask you, do you think immigration citizens or persons, any person in the United States deserves due process?
Gregory
That's not the question.
Adam
No, no. I'm asking.
Gregory
An illegal immigrant in an immigration case. In an immigration case, someone is being deported for being here illegally. Are they guaranteed legal representation?
Adam
No. But that is not all that there is to due process. Due process.
Gregory
Due process looks different for immigrants. Vers. American citizens, right?
Adam
Wait, wait. No.
Gregory
They're saying that immigrants choices. American citizens.
Adam
They're saying that immigrants get no due process. No. You guys think immigrants should get any due process?
Michael
He's just arguing. He's just arguing that due process for the illegal alien deportation cases is markedly different from an ordinary.
Gregory
In a lot of different ways.
Adam
That's totally fine, but what I'm arguing is.
Michael
That's a good point. That's a good point.
Adam
That's totally fine. What you're saying is true, but what I'm saying is there was no due process for the cases like Kilmorama, Armando Abrego Garcia. There was no.
Michael
Yeah, but then Chris Van Hollen went. Cried, having a romantic lunch.
Whitfield
Got a question.
Michael
You can make jokes when you're jokes about Kilmar Brego Garcia. Yes. What's your.
Adam
He's back in the U.S. buddy.
Whitfield
Yeah. What the. This guy on the right. You're a big boomer guy.
Michael
He's a boomer. A boomer.
Whitfield
He's a trans boomer.
Lauren
Don't talk about him like that.
Whitfield
What's your name again? The blonde girl. What's your name?
Lauren
My name?
Whitfield
Yeah.
Lauren
Lauren. Yours?
Whitfield
All right, Michael. My name is Whitfield. Michael, my question is for you. Do you think that Lauren prefers anthropomorphic minotaur smut novels or AI generated ice romance. Romance novels. Thank you for the question.
Adam
Good.
Lauren
I don't know what the first one was.
Michael
Well, okay, then it's the second. I say it's the second, then.
Adam
Is that fair?
Lauren
Ice porn.
Michael
There was a lady. There was a millennial lady who went on TV or she went on TikTok or whatever, and maybe I'm the boomer. I say she went on TV and she goes there. She says, you know, hating men for so many years has trained me to stop ice. And she was admitting it was this amazing psychological admission that a lot of these protests are about, like, women who hate their dads, basically. And it's unfortunate. It's like that's what all of liberalism comes down to, is three words, Screw you, dad. But I don't even think it's primarily about the guys.
Adam
Can I bring it back around to one final thing?
Whitfield
Screw you, Minotaur.
Adam
Can you say Michael? Michael, you asked me a yes or no question. Can I ask you one? Did the ICE agent who shot Renee. Nicole. Good. Get knocked on the ground on his ass?
Whitfield
Oh, my God.
Adam
He got.
Michael
He got knocked over.
Adam
Wait, wait.
Michael
Yes or no is your question? Was he flat on the ground?
Adam
Ground that everybody said he was not.
Michael
Wait, was he flat? Are you saying.
Adam
Guys.
Michael
Head and toes. Flat on the ground.
Adam
Was he knocked on his ass?
Michael
Okay, he was not.
Adam
He was.
Michael
He was knocked over. He was not. He was not flat on the ground. He was not flat.
Adam
Can I please have the opportunity?
Michael
I'm granting your point. I'm granting your point. He was. I'm granting your point that he was not flat on the ground. He was.
Adam
Okay, but that's a.
Michael
He was knocked over.
Adam
You guys are being really dishonest about.
Whitfield
He knocks the ice.
Adam
Deal.
Whitfield
He knocks his ice, the ice agent flat on his sultry ass.
Adam
Do you actually think that.
Whitfield
No, I think you want to read AI generated ice.
Michael
Wait, wait, no.
Adam
Do you actually think what you just said. Do you think he got knocked down his ass?
Gregory
All right.
Adam
I'm so sorry, but do.
Whitfield
I think he got knocked on his ass? No, I don't think he got knocked on his ass.
Lauren
Okay, then why were you guys.
Whitfield
What's your name? What's your name?
Adam
Adam.
Whitfield
Adam, listen, listen. I've almost gotten hit by a Deranged retard in her car. Okay. I had a gun in my pocket, which I was not able to bring up here because of safety and everything. And I had to contemplate am I gonna shoot this black chick or not? As a 6 foot 4 white guy. When a woman who was let out on the street by Gerald Ford and Ronald Reagan to take some lithium instead of going to a state run mental institution, decided to drive up to Nashville at 8am in the morning and try to run me over. So I know about cars menacing me and I'm not afraid.
Adam
I don't care about your personal experience.
Michael
No, but he has injuries.
Lauren
Is this a therapy session? Did I just crash a therapy.
Michael
He's explaining what it's like. He is personally.
Gregory
Dude.
Michael
Dude, have you ever driven in la?
Whitfield
I know you have to be Michael's foil, but I knew y' all have to be Michael's foil here. It's like bar fight or whatever. But dude, if a federal agent is having a car coming towards them, you're going to.
Michael
He was standing on his feet and.
Adam
The car missed him.
Whitfield
The car agent. They're going to smoke you. And I will say this. In no other. No other country in the world will they have as much pause and discretion.
Adam
No other country in the world is as good as.
Whitfield
They're like, like, are you in? Like, dude, okay, Go to Venezuela.
Adam
No other country in the world is as good as America. And in America we have human dignity for our citizens. So for.
Whitfield
I agree.
Adam
Why would Renee Nicole Good back up in her car and why would she wait?
Whitfield
Potential energy.
Adam
Potential energy.
Lauren
Some of you guys, and I don't support violence, but some of you guys have never had your ass kicked. And it really shows.
Michael
He had a. A lady almost rolled into it.
Whitfield
I've had my ass kicked.
Lauren
What?
Whitfield
You don't know? I've had my ass kicked.
Lauren
Okay.
Michael
It doesn't.
Lauren
You know, you're not acting like it.
Whitfield
Oh, okay. Have you gotten your ass kicked or have men protected you?
Lauren
Have you ever driven in la? I'm not. If. If women.
Michael
If women.
Lauren
Let me stop. If women pulled a gun every time they felt unsafe, none of you would be here. None of you would be here except for Adam. That's not true in Aries.
Whitfield
Now, I will say this because you remind me a lot of my wife and Michael and you argue. Really reminds me.
Lauren
No, Your poor wife.
Whitfield
Hey, you said it. Okay?
Adam
Am I your husband?
Whitfield
If my. If my wife was being menaced by a car and it hit her thigh and she had a gun and she was a man, could draw quickly.
Adam
Yeah.
Whitfield
Because she's not a federal agent. And if she was in a gay.
Adam
State like California, she would get charged with manslaughter anywhere.
Lauren
What was your name again?
Michael
Dude?
Whitfield
You wouldn't get charged with manslaughter in.
Adam
The state of Tennessee if it touched her thigh. Yes.
Whitfield
If it.
Lauren
Well, you could also get married as a child in Tennessee. So anything. Girls here, you know, Joking.
Whitfield
You in California?
Lauren
No, you can't. Not California. Only in the Bible Belt. Google, but.
Whitfield
Okay, Yeah, I don't care.
Molly
So we.
Lauren
Let's.
Adam
Let's do it.
Michael
Go forth.
Whitfield
I'm ready to hear.
Michael
All right, all right, break it up, you two. The tension. You can cut the tension with a knife. Now we have to pick.
Whitfield
We should write a novel about that.
Michael
We should write a novel about that. We should. Now we got to pick who won the round. Before we get to the more important question of who won the question round, I think I know the winner. So who here thinks that the libs won the debate? On that topic, you gotta put your cards up. Blue cards.
Adam
I'm sensing some audience bias here.
Michael
Not a lot. We got one.
Adam
Blue.
Michael
We got one.
Lauren
I love a democracy, to be honest.
Michael
Now, how many think that I won that debate? Okay, all right, we got. All right, all right, listen. This happened the first time. The first time he was here. It was all very reasonable people. So I kept winning everything. And then on the next few debates, there were a bunch of libs that came in.
Adam
Oh, really?
Michael
And so it was more like 50. 50. But today, I don't know. Now we have to figure out who won the question round. I think.
Whitfield
I'm not going to say.
Michael
We know. I think we know. Okay. Mr. Whitfield, would you please go over to the John Rich Rednick Riviera VIP table?
Whitfield
Oh, shit. Is that my prize for the model?
Michael
You can write the novel while you're over there. Okay, now it's round three.
Gregory
Yeah, there we go.
Michael
All right. I hope you had zbiotic before you started tonight. Okay, so the remaining topics. Trump is a great president and not at all corrupt. Did we do that one already?
Adam
No.
Michael
No, we didn't. Okay. We have a major Somali problem and we need white men to save us.
Whitfield
We already did.
Michael
Abortion. Trump is putting Americans first. The Venezuela strike was American as Taco Bell.
Mr. Davies
It's kind of cool.
Adam
I like Venezuela, though. I like that one.
Michael
I know I like that one. They don't like it as much.
Adam
Okay, yeah, yeah. That's topic five.
Michael
So. All right. I actually think I think it's between. Gosh, I don't know. It might be between three. Who says? The Somalis. Who says Trump putting America first? Not as much. Who says Venezuela? I agree.
Adam
Venezuela.
Michael
You think it's Venezuela? What do you think, Mr. Davies? Venezuela or Somalia?
Adam
Venezuela.
Michael
Over here. Let's take it. All right. That's actually mine.
Adam
Okay.
Michael
I believe, and I am correct to believe that the Venezuela strike was as American as apple pie. Now, I want to be clear. I support the strike, but I'm not arguing that it was a great strike. It was.
Adam
It certainly was.
Michael
It was an excellent strike. But I'm not even making that point. I'm not saying it was geostrategically necessary, though probably it was. I'm simply saying it was very, very American. Some people came out afterwards, said it was unprecedented and unlawful. It was funny because Kamala Harris said it was unlawful, and it was awkward because her own administration had called for precisely the arrest of Maduro and actually offered 25 million bucks to get it. So Trump did exactly what she wanted, but saved $25 million, which is great. But it was very, very American. And this is because we have been intervening in Latin America since 1846, really going back to 1823 with the Monroe Doctrine, but actively since the Mexican American War, 1846, we have intervened 88 times in that period now, 89 times, I guess, because of Venezuela. We did it something like seven times in the 19th century. We did it a little more than that 77 times in the 20th century. We've done it three now, four times in the 21st century. It was awesome. It did the Founding Fathers proud, and it's very, very American.
Adam
Wait, can I ask you a question? Yes. Following up on that, you just named a lot of the regime changes or at least removals of leaders in Latin America and the Middle East. Can you name a single time in the past, like, 50 years? It's gone well for us, for the United States?
Michael
Yeah, yeah. Quite recently in Panama. It was great. We got Noriega out just 30 years ago. Worked out great.
Adam
So I think part of the problem is that the prompt that you sent me, I was curious. Can you admit that the vast majority of times, they've not only gone wrong, but it's led to the deaths of, like, hundreds of thousands of people? When have we done regime change? This is just history, right?
Michael
No, sometimes Middle East a lot in Latin America, too, but Middle east has gone worse than Latin America. Latin America, we're better at it. Sometimes it can go wrong in Guatemala it went a little rough, but a lot of times it's pretty easy. I mean, we've gone in, in places like the doctor, we go in, we take someone out and then we kind of reform him, we put him back in sometimes we've done that. We basically created the nation of Panama out of Colombia. We've done it in Nicaragua a bunch of times. So it's been, we've been pretty, actually pretty effective there.
Adam
I don't think in Latin America it's turned out well 90% of the time. So the prompt that you submitted to me was that, that the strikes on Venezuela were as American as Taco Bell. And I was thinking, I agree in the sense that you regret eating Taco Bell the next day. In the same way, in the same way that most regime strikes are regretful or no, sorry, most regime changes are regretful at some point. Now, this isn't even me again, living out. If you look at the history of. I'm not. If you genuinely. I want to put America first and I want to prioritize Americans on the ground. Not only economically, when unemployment is up, not only small businesses, but I think Americans should be prioritized. And right now I see Donald Trump being caught up with things abroad. So not only Greenland, not only Canada. He talks about, he talks a lot about Europe, but he talks a lot about Venezuela. I've seen him talk more about Venezuela in Greenland than inflation or healthcare at this point. And the problem is with Venezuela or with Latin America, almost all regime changes we've done have gone poorly over the course of a few years. So even with Gaddafi, this is what Gaddafi was awful.
Michael
That was a disaster under Obama.
Adam
This proves my point too. I'm not going to defend Obama on this point. In the two to three weeks following the removal of Gaddafi, I was doing this research, looking up the articles. People were celebrating and people were saying this is finally bringing an era of peace. People were saying now that Gaddafi is gone, the Middle east is going to be reformed. Well, guess what, like two or three months later they devolved into a civil war with open air slave markets and they are still in a very bad spot. So I'm not even going to argue against the removal of Maduro. I thought the military did a great effing job. The military kill.
Michael
Amazing.
Adam
It was so impressive.
Michael
Of course, of course.
Adam
I also think Maduro is the enemy of the Western civilization. I think Maduro is the enemy of America. So don't mistake me as defending Maduro. But I genuinely think there are problems with regime changes being Carried out. And there are also problems with the President unilaterally striking other countries without the authorization of Congress.
Michael
So you're making one big error because you've conflated two things. I said there have been 88 interventions in Latin America and you've equated them with regime Change. Change. Only 15 of those were regime change. Sometimes they were interventions to just make the regime act a little better.
Adam
But interventions blew back too. I mean, we can call it whatever you want. When you military.
Michael
Those are leaders. The key here is, do you think the Venezuela strike was a regime change?
Adam
I think it's regime coercion at this point because the regime is still.
Michael
But it's not regime change. Is the regime still there?
Adam
It's military intervention. Wait, that's not a good argument. The Maduro regime is still there and you think that looks like good for us?
Michael
Yes, because I agree with you that sometimes massive upheavals of regime are a bad idea.
Adam
The biggest problem, most times.
Michael
Most times, maybe, maybe, maybe not. The biggest problem in Iraq, of course, was not when we entered, we actually were greeted as liberators. The problem was when we disbanded the Ba'ath party, when we de baathized Iraq and created the insurgency. So in the case of Venezuela, what we're doing here is not Bush era spreading of democracy, Madisonian liberalism around the world.
Adam
Wait, what are we doing then?
Michael
What we're doing there is kicking China out, kicking Iran out, out, kicking Russia out. We're taking oil that is owed to us. We're taking out Maduro, who's been a target of the United States for 25 years now. Well, since the Chavez regime. And now we're leaving his deputy in charge and we're saying play ball or else. What's gonna happen otherwise is we're treat you worse than Maduro.
Adam
Okay, but this is a problem which is very restraining.
Whitfield
Do a little Donroe doctrine.
Michael
The Donroe doctrine, baby. Now we're.
Adam
This is a massive, massive problem. This is a massive problem. A lot of times when interventions fail, it's because there's not a solid backup plan. I think this would have gone way better.
Michael
But there's the back plan. Leave the vice president in place. Okay.
Adam
That is an awful backup plan. I think he should have at least endorsed Machado, who is the opposition leader.
Michael
That would have been a full regime change.
Adam
There's. There's so many.
Michael
That would have been Libya, that would have been Iraq.
Adam
We are going in to pillage their resources like oil.
Michael
Then we are holding, first of all, some of those are our resources that they stole.
Adam
You can, we can debate that, but we can. Then oil executives. I mean, just to back up everyone in this room, most people in this room who voted for Trump probably wanted Trump to put America first. Right now what I see is Donald Trump focusing so much so on foreign countries that he is now pillaging Venezuela for reasons. Resources for their resources without helping the Venezuelan people. How does this help the Venezuelan?
Michael
So then who's it helping? It's helping Americans first. No, you're wrong.
Adam
You're wrong. It's not. It's helping oil executives. It's helping Chevron. It's helping oil execs that were sitting around.
Michael
Do you think that when the United.
Lauren
States do not care if you guys die uninsured, by the way, none of them, none of them know your name.
Adam
But wait a minute.
Lauren
So it's like you're riding for Chevron.
Adam
Think about this.
Lauren
None of them know you.
Michael
Donald Trump.
Adam
Donald Trump put US Troops lives at risk during this operation just to make oil executives rich. No, you guys, that is absolutely true.
Michael
Adam, you know, there was a legal order going back five years for the arrest of Nicolas Maduro.
Adam
That's not an illegal. I'm not making any legal argument. Legality argument.
Michael
The previous administration called for this very action.
Adam
I'm not making a legality argument.
Michael
No, you're. You're saying that. Do you think that the Biden Harris administration only called for that policy? Do you think the judge who issued the arrest warrant only did so. So to make oil executives rich?
Adam
No, I think that.
Michael
Exactly. There you go. And Trump didn't do it either.
Adam
No, I have a better answer. I think that Biden would have at least encouraged Machado to step into power and then help the Venezuelan people.
Michael
Your problem is.
Adam
So can you make a Machado, bro? What? We are subjecting the Venezuelan people to take their oil to just benefit us. This is not a good precedent to set. You're not making a good argument here.
Michael
No, no, no.
Adam
The how does benefit the Venezuelan people?
Michael
The dictator of Venezuela was inviting our enemies into the hemisphere. China, Russia and Iran. They were sending illegal aliens by the busload, much more than the busload into the United States, especially under Joe Biden. They were sending drugs into the United States. They were funding terrorism. And so that was a national security problem for the United States. This has been the case as a cornerstone of American foreign policy since 1823. We removed him in accordance with 25 years of US policy.
Adam
Okay, let me. I have one more question. Yeah, I guess the question is if Delsey Rodriguez begin begins to not play ball and tries to lengthen the go.
Michael
Threaten to kill her.
Adam
Okay, so we are going to continue U.S. military force.
Michael
Yeah. So just like we have since 1846.
Adam
You guys have no morals. You guys voted for no new wars. And Michael knows is up here saying that we might be in a prolonged war with Venezuela.
Michael
We always do that.
Adam
You guys, are you okay with Trump starting a prolonged war war with Venezuela without the authorization of Congress? Where's the war?
Michael
Where's the war?
Lauren
You guys are really going to go to war?
Adam
Wait, wait.
Whitfield
It's an 88 minute war.
Adam
We are talking hypothetically if Del Rodriguez doesn't help Trump. This was literally. Were you not listening over there?
Michael
Yeah.
Lauren
I think he's going to go to war.
Adam
I didn't say there is a war. I said if Del Rodriguez doesn't get.
Michael
I'll tell you what probably will happen is probably what happened the last time time we replace the leader of Venezuela is that it'll take about an hour and a half and we'll just go to the next guy.
Adam
Wait, wait, so you're just going to perpetually remove leaders that are handpicked by. If we had wait then hand picked by Rodriguez.
Michael
That's what we've done for centuries.
Adam
Ineffective. Least American first policy ever.
Michael
We've done it since the Mexican American War.
Lauren
Anything for Chevron.
Adam
Donald Trump in 20.
Michael
The Mexican American war existed before Chevron.
Adam
Existed under the Trump administration. Back in 2019 they did a war games.
Michael
All right, finish this in.
Adam
They did a war game simulation of what would happen if we removed Maduro. It said within one to two months. There are three scenarios. Either it devolves into a civil war that cuts us off from oil. Either warring militias begin to coup whoever is in charge. Del C. Rodriguez. And the third one was like even worse. So all of this, that's why they didn't do it. All of the scenarios in this war games showed that removing Maduro long term doesn't help. So you just made the argument that we could be perpetuated.
Michael
So why should we?
Adam
No, you just made the argument that we could be perpetually removing leaders for the next few years while they draw out the negotiations, which is the United States being in a war with Venezuela. That's not what I want to hear.
Michael
What you have to say. All right, we gotta go. Let's go. Yeah.
Molly
Hi, my name's Lauren.
Lauren
So name twins. I actually have a comment for you. First off, totally respect you for coming up here and debating, but I just think that Lauren delorene.
Molly
I think if you use a little.
Lauren
Less ad hominen attacks and going after people's characters will all take you a lot more seriously. Most of the comments you said have been reflecting on our appearances or our stereotypes. And I think we'll all listen to you a lot more if you back off on that and start using more facts. Okay. So thank you, Lauren. What I will say is like, I don't get to. Everyone feels very entitled to kindness, but in the same breath, they're talking about killing mothers four times in the face. And we're like, woo. And then you're like, hey, Lauren, be a little nicer. So it goes without saying, be nicer. I'm saying use facts instead of attacks.
Molly
On character because you should be able.
Lauren
To defend your point with facts and not with going after how they look. And I have, but I haven't gotten be able to. No, you haven't.
Adam
Actually, to be fair, it's a combative environment. And when people are booing you, sometimes it's easy to get defensive when you're on stage.
Michael
Yeah, but I. Here's a good example. Since we're having a nice little therapy session, like when we were arguing about abortion, you didn't really focus so much on the policy or the fact it's not. You were trying to impugn the motives and psychoanalyze the people who say openly that, like myself, that we just don't want babies to be killed.
Lauren
Okay, but the topic which I think is unfair, wanting to control women's bodies. And what did we get to wanting to control women's bodies?
Michael
Yeah, I guess.
Lauren
And also a fundamental misunderstanding of abortion. And it's very difficult to have a debate with convers around facts when people are not connected to reality, which objectively the definition of abortion, which the room tended to just not agree with, which. Which science is one of those things you either understand, you can't not believe in it. You just either. It's like two plus two four.
Michael
You make a great point, Lauren. You either understand it or you don't.
Gregory
That's true.
Michael
Okay, next question.
Molly
Okay, I actually.
Lauren
Goodbye.
Molly
I actually have a question. I have a question for Lauren on the abortion topic. Actually, my first question leading into this is, do you believe that black lives matter? Yes. Okay, great. Second to that is abortion has killed nearly half the population of black people. If it's not for abortion, there would be almost double the amount of black people that there are today. Are you glad that those women were not encouraged to control their bodies and give birth to their children.
Lauren
Bring it back to facts because you guys love facts. That's a fact. Fetuses are not people. Fetuses are not people.
Molly
So, okay, so, okay, okay, so. So the fetuses, the black fetuses that were removed from their mother's wombs would have, had they been born, grown up to be black children, black adults, and they would have almost nearly double the population that they have today. That is half of the black population that has been wiped out because these women were encouraged to kill.
Michael
That's just a fact.
Florence
Florence.
Adam
Michael's like, maybe I am pro abortion.
Lauren
What is.
Molly
Molly, nice to meet you. Yes, ma'. Am.
Lauren
Nice to meet you too. So babies are not the same as fetus.
Michael
They literally are. To grant your premise, let's say that fetus isn't really a baby. What she's saying is if the abortions did not take place, left unimpeded, those fetuses or whatever you want to call them would have become fully grown black people and the black population of the US would be double.
Lauren
Why are we talking about the black population when we're talking about control over women's body? If black women want to have the.
Michael
Baby, they can have the baby. We don't only talk about what you want to talk about, Lauren.
Adam
I think that we, I think that what we'd say is we'd prioritize the autonomy of these women to make their own decision over them being forced to have a baby.
Lauren
And where does the state appointment come from, Ollie?
Adam
Suboptimal environments or be? I mean, if these people got abortions, it's probably because they couldn't support a baby coming into the world. You guys always talk about, or they didn't want to. You guys always talk about single parent households and you guys talk about these. If a baby is going to be born to a mother whose father left and he decides to, or she decides to abort, I think that she's making a decision to prioritize herself over a baby that will be born to a shitty situation. That's the environment. That's the argument that we made.
Michael
Do you think that a baby who has been born to a single mother should be open to a post birth abortion? In other words, he's going to grow up in a bad environment. All these problems that you're ascribing to these young black women, and we all know that, but he's been born, but he's going to have a really tough life. You think should. Wouldn't it be better for that child to be killed?
Adam
No, of course not.
Mr. Davies
No, no.
Michael
Then why would it be better for baby five minutes earlier in the womb to be.
Lauren
I'm not saying it was. And that's a murder. When a person is born, yes, that's murder. That's homicide. You guys, come on.
Michael
I guess the point that Adam's making is interesting to me because it's kind of like the freakonomics argument. Like, they said crime rates went down because abortion rates went up. Which is a pretty ghoulish argument, if it is even true. But I guess my point. If the premise of your argument is that a kid growing up in tough circumstances justifies just killing in the first.
Adam
Place, I'm not saying I justify that. I said the bodily autonomy of women. That's probably the argument that we make that women. No, no. Mainly the bodily autonomy of women to make the decision for their own situation.
Michael
So it's really the cause. Those are totally different. Really. I think you're saying the bodily autonomy is what it's all about, but also they grow up in bad situations. But if we only isolate the latter one, you would throw that argument out.
Adam
I'm saying the argument that she's trying to make basically is that women are prioritizing bodily autonomy over some nebulous idea of the black population growing. I think that, yeah.
Michael
They're prioritizing it over their own babies. I think that's wrong.
Adam
Okay, then, yeah, we don't. We think that bodily autonomy is.
Lauren
You kind of think that if you don't want an abortion, don't get one.
Michael
Whatever happened to accountability? Whatever happened to accountability?
Lauren
How many people does it take to.
Molly
Make long term consequences to choosing to control your own body? Whatever it is, you're saying there are long term consequences. And half of the black population not being here today is a consequence of all of those women choosing.
Lauren
Not to give birth to their babies.
Molly
There is a consequence to that. It's not just like.
Lauren
So what's the fixation with black women's abortions?
Molly
Because it's proven it's a statistic.
Lauren
Why do you care about why? Why did you come up here and choose to talk about black women's abortions? Why?
Michael
Because it'll tug on your liberal heart.
Lauren
I'm asking Molly. Molly, why?
Molly
Because it is a statistical example of.
Lauren
A statistical example.
Molly
It is a statistical example of the long term effects of abortion.
Michael
Abortion.
Lauren
Why did you choose that out of all the statistics?
Michael
Because you don't want to talk about.
Molly
One of their pinnacle fights over the last 10 years has been Black Lives Matter. And I'm standing up as a pro life conservative saying Black lives matter.
Lauren
Okay, so Black lives Matter. So black women who are alive and here and functioning on this earth, that you don't believe that they have the right to choose whether to kill their kids is the right decision. Okay, let's talk about that is the question that is literally exactly you. So I might have made that choice.
Molly
And half of Venezuela is not here.
Lauren
I can't hear Molly because everyone's hooting and hollering. What was your question? Whatever you just said, I can't. Couldn't hear that. Can you say it again?
Mr. Davies
I have a question about the current time.
Lauren
I'm talking to Molly.
Molly
I don't know what you asked and what.
Lauren
Why. Like, again, succinctly, explain to me why you chose Black Lives Matter and forcing black women to give birth is your platform of choice tonight. It's not.
Molly
There's no. No one's forcing. We are encouraging and showing.
Lauren
Encouraging is a different thing from forcing.
Molly
That a fetus is a baby and that every life deserves to have a chance to live. No one's forcing.
Lauren
Holding the woman down.
Molly
We are encouraging and hoping that they will give their babies the right to life and the opportunity to live a life.
Lauren
Okay.
Molly
And if they're born into shitty circumstances, maybe they'll turn it around and become an incredible leader.
Lauren
You don't know, Molly. We agree on a couple things. We agree that. Like hope. Sure. You can hope one thing. I can hope one thing. Gregory can hope one thing.
Michael
But what about wit?
Lauren
What about witness? Give it up for Gregory. But there's a difference between hope and forcing. And I believe in the autonomy of women. Well, that's the thing. The question is, is, like, when it.
Adam
Comes to work, the only thing we.
Mr. Davies
Agree on is that hope is not a strategy.
Michael
Yeah, that's okay. It's a theological virtue, though. All right, all right, hold on. We got to move on. Let's.
Mr. Davies
Okay, bringing it back to the current topic. I would like you all to answer or explain. Define what about international law is legitimate or has any sort of grounding or force? Because based on US Law, every action taken in Venezuela was completely legitimate, but based on, you know, all of the complaints about it are violations of international law.
Adam
So please explain that. That wasn't my complaint about it. I didn't bring in a legal argument or an international law argument. I think there's a decent argument that Trump made legal strikes. Now, the distinction I'd make. Obama made a lot of. Did a lot of Strikes under the authorized use of military force. In a post 911 era, Trump, when you're striking a country should probably go through Congress before doing an act of war. But I'm not going to say it's illegal or it's going to be upheld as illegal. The reason I say that every president should have to go through Congress, not only Trump, but Obama and Biden before doing this is because we don't want presidents as Americans to be able to unilaterally strike or do acts of war. For example, Trump is talking a lot about Greenland lately. Would you be okay if Trump authorized a strike on Greenland?
Michael
I will become the most Dick Cheney neocon. I want F35s flying over nuke Baby. I want to greet them. I want them to greet us as liberators from their Danish overlords.
Adam
Words you realize. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Gregory
It's fine.
Adam
Yeah. Okay. You guys have no moral foundation. You guys voted for something mean, too.
Lauren
Adam's being mean, too.
Adam
Hold up, hold up. No, no, this is so true. Donald Trump said over and over, no new wars. No new wars. And you guys just cheered for somebody who wants F35s to fly over a NATO. Listen, no, Donald Trump has not ruled out military force against a NATO ally. Now, I want to talk a bit, little bit about, like, international law and why it's important just for one second. In a Post World War II era, after the bloodiest conflict in human history, all the world leader leaders came together and said, we have to make sure the world doesn't devolve into chaos again. So they created NATO, which says that you can't just invade countries for no reason. I'm not wrong. But to continue. Good one, you guys.
Michael
Well, no, it wasn't all the world leaders. Right. There was. Half the world was, of course, aligned with NATO, half with the.
Adam
That's a great point. So developed countries decided to join NATO. Then they got to enjoy.
Michael
The Soviet Union was a developed country, okay?
Adam
The countries that joined NATO got to enjoy decades and decades of not only economic growth, but more technology, more medicine. The countries that haven't joined NATO are honestly like third world shitholes at this moment. So NATO exists to keep us safe, to make sure that we have a world order that is in, in focus, and the United States benefits from that world order. So I just don't like Donald Trump trying to step all over NATO, trying to threaten our NATO ally of Greenland. You realize we have US Troops on the ground in Greenland. Not to invade them, but because they're a ally, we could Call them up and just say he. Hey, can we put more troops on the ground?
Michael
Is Greenland an independent nation?
Adam
Greenland is not independent, no. Oh, you're right.
Michael
So we're talking about Denmark.
Adam
Okay. No, no. We have troops in Greenland.
Michael
Yeah, yeah.
Adam
So we can call up Denmark and literally just say, can we increase troops to Greenland? Or I'm sure we can communicate with Greenland directly.
Michael
Why does Denmark have Greenland? Isn't that weird? We're closer to Greenland than Denmark is.
Adam
That's not how you. That's not how property or international law works.
Michael
Isn't that what you mentioned? International is very interesting here because you mentioned NATO, and it's very telling that you misspoke and you think said that the whole world was united by NATO. No, no. That was a product of the Cold War where half the world was divided into NATO and the other half was in the Warsaw Pact. And so when the Cold war ended, Now, 35 years ago, the role of NATO dramatically changed and the role of the United States as the sole global hegemon changed. And so there is such a thing as international law. I'm not one of these people who says international law is fake. There is such a thing. I'm not Matt Walsh. I do think it's really, though, the point he's making is a good one, which is that the modern instantiation of international law, like the UN and associated bodies, is ridiculous. It's a liberal international law.
Adam
It's not ridiculous. Article 5 of NATO has prevented nuclear war from breaking out.
Michael
The military might of the United States has prevented nuclear war from breaking out. That's what it is. And that's all NATO is, too.
Adam
Wait, wait. No, no, no.
Lauren
You're.
Adam
Wait.
Michael
Hey, guys.
Adam
Clap for everything. You're making my points.
Florence
One more question.
Adam
You're making my points. The military might of the United States has deterred countries from invading our NATO allies, which would also have military troops if they got invaded. So the might of the United States as the leader of NATO has benefited us. Right.
Michael
We provide their military protection. China and Russia are aggressing on Greenland. It's strategically necessary. It's been the policy of the U.S. state Department since the mid 19th century to acquire Greenland. We have to take it.
Adam
If China and Russia did anything to Greenland under NATO, Article 5 would mean that we retaliate. Like Russia and China are right, and.
Michael
We'Re getting a heads guard. That's what's going on.
Adam
You guys have no more foundation. If you're okay.
Florence
I appreciate people who've never seen conflict. Really, like, get emboldened and really, like, lash out about how they know everything about world conflict. As for a lot of people in this country, you know, we've never had conflict.
Adam
Are you okay with new wars being started?
Michael
Because that's what he's saying.
Florence
My, my question is.
Adam
But you just said you want F35s over Greenland. Now you're saying you're not.
Michael
It won't last very long.
Adam
No moral foundation.
Florence
I appreciate the sentiment of no new wars, but my question to you is, do you think that America will survive if we do not take a country like Venezuela with the largest oil deposits? Because, listen, hear me out. America creates light oil. We have a lot of fracking in this country. Most of our refineries and things that convert heavy oil is what we have here in America, which is on the Gulf of America. Yay, Gulf of America. But ultimately, when you have China, Russia, everyone teaming up with Cuba, Venezuela, who are taking over Guyana for all the resources, consider the one belt one road initiative that China is putting in place. They're giving a lot of money to these regimes to make them look good so they can create infrastructure so they can win the voting power. And then they're indebted forever to China when they take over that region and they have all these resources that we do not. And then they start launching missiles into our backyard right across the country. Gulf, do you think as the leaders of the free world, that we should not intervene and take over Venezuela?
Adam
Should we intervene and take over Venezuela? No. And we haven't done that. Currently, Deli Rodriguez is in power, so your frame is entirely wrong.
Michael
I mean, we're, we're running the show. She is sort of in power, but we are not Rubio and Trump.
Adam
Fundamental question, how is America supposed to survive if we're not taking over countries like Venezuela? The same way that we both survived, survived and excelled over the past 70 years. Years. Over the past 70 years, we have seen a massive increase in quality of life, technology, medicine, and it's awesome, right? Oil.
Florence
You need oil.
Adam
It's because the oil wars haven't the same way they did before, the luxuries.
Florence
Of what you love here in America no longer exist are.
Adam
Okay. Are you saying that pillaging Venezuela for their oil reserves and I'm not saying.
Florence
Pillaging away from a leader in a regimental. Who is working with China and our enemies out of the equation and letting them become an ally. We want Venezuela to be an ally so we can have access to.
Adam
We want them to be an ally by taking over their country. Number two, if you're scared.
Florence
Maduro is not on our team.
Adam
Rodriguez won't be either. But let me ask you, are you okay?
Michael
Are you doing all right now?
Florence
Should we or should we not have taken Maduro as we did?
Adam
It's fine if we took Maduro. That's not even my big problem.
Florence
So we're all on the same page. It's good that the regime has changed over, right?
Adam
Listen. No, the regime hasn't changed over. You're just wrong.
Michael
You think the leadership has changed over?
Florence
Leadership has changed.
Adam
Can I ask.
Florence
Give it time.
Adam
If you're so scared about Chinese aggression, would you be okay with protecting Taiwan if they were invaded by China?
Florence
Yes, because they are the closest democratic ally that we have.
Gregory
Okay.
Adam
I'm scared of Russian aggression. Are you okay with stopping Ukraine from being invaded by sending military. Not military troops, but military weapons, like we are.
Florence
So this is. I love how you bring this into the chessboard.
Michael
Wait, no, no.
Florence
Economics. I'm asking because you're getting into all of our allies and stuff, but at the end of when you're talking about the Russia, Ukraine war. Yes, we should support. What support should we do? In what capacity? Right. And that's where we're never all going to agree. However, one fundamental thing is America does not create enough heavy oil to maintain the lifestyle and the strength of America without this type of oil. So where do we get it?
Adam
Venezuela. That's the argument you're making.
Florence
And actually, to your point, Adam, just geopolitical truth. We are running out of heavy oil in America.
Michael
And to your point, Adam, I think we agree. We've reached a synthesis which is know you. You say. Well, you know, the way we should do it is we should get along as we have for the past 70 years. Well, over the last 70 years, we've intervened in Latin America like 50 times. We've overthrown a lot of regimes. So we're gonna keep on keeping on doing great.
Adam
It doesn't work. It doesn't work.
Florence
And they're creating alliances to create a socialistic party with Cuba and other enemies of America.
Michael
Bingo. Cascading effects. It's beautifully stated. Okay, we have to figure out who won that round. Was it. And you raised your paddles. Was it the liberal team? You guys, we got one. We got tried and true blue. Was it me? All right, there we go.
Adam
It's good.
Michael
All right, now I kind of saw that one coming.
Adam
Now.
Michael
Now, who won the question round? I think it's obviously the last guy. Right. That was very thoughtful and serious, I think.
Adam
Right.
Florence
Thank you?
Michael
I'm 2A daddy.
Florence
I do gun stuff. Second amendment.
Michael
I'll be here all year.
Florence
I live here. Come hang out. Let's shoot some guns.
Michael
Yeah. My bad guys are awesome. Great. I just got a new gun. My buddy Nick Freitas gave me a Desert Eagle and it's Catholic and it's called the Excommunicator.
Gregory
It's sick.
Michael
Anyway, maybe I'll have to bring that guy.
Adam
I'll go shooting with you for content. That'd be fun. We can record it.
Michael
Do you shoot? Have you ever.
Adam
Yeah. Yeah, we can do it.
Michael
Wow. All right, let's go.
Adam
Liberals are normal people, bro. I mean, we're just normal people.
Michael
Oh, some of the, like a very few numbers sometimes. Okay.
Adam
But you can also point to Republicans who raided the Capitol. I mean, people are always going to be crazy.
Michael
Yeah, Those guys, they're going to come shooting with us too. Ok, now. Okay. Now we turn to the VIP table. I don't know. Did we solve all of the world's problems or not? Is there one more topic we have to get to. To hash out?
Whitfield
Oh, man, I don't know.
Adam
Ask us anything.
Michael
You don't think we solved them?
Whitfield
I don't think you solved them, but I don't know. I don't. I actually don't know. I don't have a topic.
Michael
You don't have a. You know, is there anyone. Is there any suggestion?
Lauren
Gregory, let's go.
Gregory
I say we take on the transgender with the Supreme Court case is that they're hearing today. We take on that transgender issue just a little bit further.
Michael
Okay. So the Supreme Court just heard oral arguments in two cases. The libs won't let this issue die, which is great for Republicans, cuz if we were gonna get blown out in the midterms, this is like our absolute best hope of turning it around. And basically the libs are arguing that states cannot pass laws banning banning boys who identify as girls from girl sports. And the court heard it. And Ketanji Jackson spoke something vaguely resembling English and Clarence Thomas smacked them down and the ACLU fumbled. So is there any particular angle with that?
Lauren
Let's talk about our fifth place superstar, Riley Gates.
Gregory
Let's talk about trans women. I think that's.
Michael
You want to talk about trans women? Did you have anything to do Trans.
Gregory
Women and women's sports.
Lauren
Okay, cool. I love talking about women's sports.
Whitfield
So, Adam, is it right? Adam?
Adam
Yeah.
Whitfield
Since you're effectively Bill Clinton. Clinton.
Adam
I don't know what you mean.
Michael
Yeah.
Whitfield
What I mean by that is like, you're the only moderate dinner Democrat left.
Adam
There's a lot of moderates.
Whitfield
Can. How old are you?
Adam
23.
Whitfield
Oh, okay.
Adam
No, no, you're good.
Michael
What's up?
Whitfield
All right. Do you think men can become women?
Adam
Can men become women?
Whitfield
Yeah.
Adam
You can change genders from male. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But there's a difference between. Do you think there's a difference between sex and gender?
Whitfield
Do I think there's a difference between sex and gender? Yeah, yeah. I think that they're two different terms.
Adam
So when you go up to someone in a grocery store and you're walking up to them, what do you think scientifically, they're different?
Whitfield
Well, gender is a sociological term.
Adam
Yeah. Based on, like, physical appearances, like hair length or other things like that. And then sex is based. It's not a joke. Sex is based on your genitals, right? Yeah. So can I ask you a question? If.
Whitfield
Yes, please do.
Adam
Genuinely. No, no, for real.
Whitfield
I'm not joking with you.
Adam
Okay. So if you're walking up to somebody in a grocery store, say it's a worker and you can only see them from behind. All you see is somebody with long, luscious hair.
Whitfield
Yeah.
Adam
Is it devour.
Michael
No, no.
Adam
Say you're walking up to somebody in a grocery store and you can only see them from behind, and you say they have long, luscious hair. They have jewelry around their wrist. Do you go based on. Do you go based on a vague assessment of social characteristics or do you check their genitals before you check to see if they're male or female?
Whitfield
Before I got sober or after.
Adam
No, but you said. Genuinely, which one? Which one?
Whitfield
I would assume that they were a man or a woman.
Adam
Well, based on their.
Whitfield
Oh, they.
Adam
With those characteristics, I'm saying, is it based on their genitals or do you base it on their broad characteristics out in public?
Whitfield
Broad characteristics.
Adam
So when somebody out in public has long hair or jewelry from behind in 2026, that could be a male or a female. Totally. Yeah. So, absolutely. So the difference between sex and gender, as we laid out, is that sex.
Whitfield
Hold on, say that again.
Adam
Sorry, I'm just. I'm saying that when you're walking up to someone in a grocery store and they have long hair and they have a. They have a bracelet or whatever, jewelry, they could be a man or a woman.
Whitfield
Yes, exactly.
Adam
Exactly.
Whitfield
Stop there.
Adam
Exactly.
Lauren
Okay, I agree. I have a question.
Adam
No, no, no, wait. Hold up. I'm making my point. I'm making my point.
Whitfield
Okay, keep going.
Adam
The point that I'm Making here is. And you're. I don't know if you're too smart, too dumb to realize it. I don't know. The point that I'm trying to make here.
Michael
Maybe.
Adam
Yeah. So when you walk up to someone in a grocery store and you don't know what they are, it's because you go based on. On social characteristics, that is gender. Gender is defined as social characteristics. Sex are your genitals. So can somebody be transgender? Can somebody who has long hair and is a male then transition to look like a female? Yes.
Florence
Yes.
Whitfield
But. But come on, listen.
Adam
Yes.
Whitfield
Don't grant that.
Adam
Wait, so which part do you not grant?
Michael
Pretend.
Whitfield
Hold on a minute. I do not grant your premise.
Michael
Which premise? Well, the.
Adam
You granted all my premises, and now you have a problem.
Michael
Okay, let's hear.
Whitfield
Because right there, you're conflating what gender expression with. And you're.
Michael
You're declining.
Adam
I'm not.
Whitfield
Hold on.
Adam
Explain the difference.
Whitfield
You're decoupling. You're decoupling gender expression from sex.
Adam
No.
Whitfield
And then going, are.
Adam
You know, they change, Bro, you're making my point. 99% of the time, sex and gender overlaps. But in this 0.5% exception. Yeah. People can transition, like you admitted.
Michael
Yeah, but. Okay, where's my.
Adam
Where's my. Where's my. Where's my fundamental axiom? Wrong. Which axiom do I have wrong? You said that you reject my framing.
Whitfield
Again, you're.
Michael
You're confused.
Whitfield
You're decoupling.
Michael
How so?
Whitfield
By saying.
Michael
Because you're saying that a guy you're not even representing.
Whitfield
Again, you're Bill Clinton. You're not representing your own side. Your firmware's not updated.
Adam
This guy's shaking over there. He's shaking in the vip.
Michael
Hold on, Lauren, let's just finish this topic. The point where I think you're diverging is you're saying, and therefore this person can transition to have a transgender.
Adam
Wait. Can I ask you a question?
Michael
Yes.
Adam
Do you think somebody who has male characteristics can change themselves in such a way where they appear to be female when you walk up to them at a grocery store?
Michael
What do you mean? You mean.
Adam
I mean. I mean.
Michael
I mean jewelry, superficial, or, you know, sexual down.
Adam
Either way, it can be like tits.
Michael
I can't figure out which part you're asking about. Are you saying someone who, by all biological signs, is a man but wears a dress or, like, what do you mean by the characteristics? I mean, some of those are characteristics.
Adam
Yes. Somebody who has a penis, but they have pants on, obviously. So you can't tell. But then they're wearing jewelry. They have long hair. I mean, here's the thing.
Whitfield
I wish tried that hard.
Michael
So you can usually tell children not.
Whitfield
Even good at it.
Michael
Do you get what you're saying about thesis over there? I think you're making a great point, Adam. Which is. And you're granting it wit. Which is. Yes, there is a distinction between sex and gender. Of course, sex pertains to human nature biologically, and it's expressed biologically primarily. And gender expression. Is this social performance in some way? Exactly. But the problem. The problem is you're making an undue leap, which is you're saying, therefore one can transition from one to the other. Just because these things are distinct does not therefore imply that they should be in conflict with one another. So the pro transgender side says, well, you know, you can have. You know. Hold on, hold on. You can have gullions and you can dress like a woman, and therefore you're really a woman and entitled to all the rights of women. But I guess I would say the opposite. If you're a man who wants to put on a dress, you shouldn't. You should bring your gender expression into line with your biology, and you should act like a man. If you're a man, you have an obligation to do that.
Adam
I think. I think that 99 of people's gender aligns with their sex. I guess the question is, if we just refer.
Lauren
True. It's 1%.
Adam
If we just refer to women as trans women, would you guys be happier? Is that literally the.
Michael
No. I want them to act like who they really are.
Adam
Wait, so if. Do you think gender dysphoria is real according to DSM 5?
Michael
I think people get confused, but we should treat it rather than gender delude. Bro.
Lauren
I want to hear from.
Whitfield
I want to go back to DSM.
Michael
3 before, it was cool.
Lauren
Sports and girls T ball. Because that's what I thought this was Supreme Court hearing was. It was about elementary school children's sports. We're talking about girls and boys, which is under the age of 18. They're.
Michael
Yeah, but boys still have an advantage. It's less than after puberty, but they still.
Whitfield
What's your question?
Lauren
So my question is, what's the fixation around kids teeth ball?
Whitfield
Like, I. I've not mentioned kids T ball.
Michael
Yeah, we're not the ones who change.
Adam
I have a good question about transgender sports.
Michael
Hold on.
Whitfield
They play. What are your cues?
Michael
All right, fine. All right, we gotta go. In my opinion, no one wins a bar fight. They're only losers. So the real question is, who lost tonight? The question is, who's gonna buy the round?
Lauren
You are.
Michael
The question is. I know. I think I technically did. The question is, who is going to star in Witt's romance novel? And so who lost? Was it Adam you guys hate? Was it Lauren? Was it Lauren?
Lauren
Haters.
Michael
Was it me? Where are you? Come on. Shirley's got a yell. Yeah, okay, we got one. Who's me? She lost.
Adam
She lost in the same way. She lost in the same way Trump lost in 2020. We still have to do some court cases. We still have to, you know, contradict it a bit. Check some.
Lauren
Tomorrow.
Michael
And in the same way because Venezuela maybe stole it. I don't know. They won't steal it again. See you all at the next bar fight. Thank you.
Lauren
Yay.
Whitfield
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Episode: 2 Liberals vs. 1 Conservative: BAR FIGHT
Host: The Daily Wire (Michael Knowles)
Guests: Adam Mockler, Loren Perretra
Date: January 17, 2026
This high-energy Bar Fight edition of The Michael Knowles Show features Michael Knowles moderating a live, unscripted, and often combative debate between two liberals (Adam Mockler and Loren Perretra) and himself, the lone conservative. The format involves rapid-fire arguments over hot-button topics—abortion, immigration enforcement, and US intervention in Venezuela—followed by live audience Q&A and comedic interludes. Throughout, the conversation is lively, irreverent, and punctuated by pointed barbs, memorable soundbites, and genuine ideological clashes.
[00:31 - 19:00]
[21:26 - 44:34]
[46:00 - 73:08]
[74:22 - 81:54]
The conversation is dynamic, sharp-tongued, often sarcastic, and combative but interspersed with humor and real attempts to dig into underlying ideological differences. Michael Knowles maintains his dry wit; Adam Mockler plays the data-driven moderate liberal; Loren Perretra is acerbic and quick to challenge conservative assumptions.
The Bar Fight format thrives on the clash of deeply entrenched viewpoints, live interruptions, and audience engagement. The debate exposes core fissures between left and right over abortion, law enforcement, immigration, and US foreign policy—and the panelists are not afraid to call each other out (“You guys have no morals!”/“You don’t care about babies!”). Through all the arguments, the show exhibits exactly the kind of messy, unfiltered, and provocative political theater its title promises.
Endnote: “In my opinion, no one wins a bar fight. There are only losers. So, the real question is, who lost tonight?” — Michael Knowles [81:42]