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The libs are posting memes of J.D. vance. Conservatives are posting memes of J.D. vance. J.D. vance is posting memes of J.D. vance. Some make him fat, some make him ripped. Some make him look dumb, some make him look smart, Some normies, some radical, some commie, some fascist. There is a JD Vance meme for every whim and preference. Most people think the memes are funny, which they are. But no one I've seen can quite explain why they are funny or why JD Vance, of all people, is getting memed more than any figure in American history. And I think I can. I'm Michael Knowles. This is the Michael Knowles Show. Welcome back to the show. While we're all focused on Ukraine or on Gaza, there are other conflicts in the world that seem to be underreported and for which we can't even really get accurate or precise information. Are Christians being massacred in Syria? Seems like an important question. The information's a little bit unclear. We'll get into what we know right now. 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There's him looking kind of fat and silly, playing Halo with Mountain Dew. There's one where his face is really, really tiny, but his head is still kind of big. One of him is Shrek. You can't even tell where these are. They projet. Yeah, One of them is like an Oompa Loompa with a big lollipop. That's not even really his face. There we go. We're back to Emojd, who Born to dilly dally, forced to lock in. Yeah, even were they made by the left or were they made by the right? I think the first JD memes actually were from the left. And the left can't meme. So this means that the JD meme was the first sort of funny meme the left has made maybe in a decade. Cuz the right is very good at memes and the right kind of memed President Trump into the oval office in 2016. That's our version of political cartoons. The left has political cartoons in the New Yorker and the New York Times. And because we've been shut out of the establishment mainstream institutions, ours are just like frog pictures on the Internet, on Twitter that go viral. So the fact that the left could meme JD and then the right took those memes and started using those memes. And then JD Vance himself posted a JD meme. Why? Why him? To answer that question, you have to know a little bit about what a meme is. The word meme was invented by Richard Dawkins, of all people, the biologist and new atheist. It was coined in 1976 in a book called the Selfish Gene I. But the notion of a meme comes from the word mimesis, which is to imitate. I've talked about mimesis a fair bit on this show, specifically with regard to a writer named Rene Girard who has this theory, which is obviously correct, that human behavior and human desires even come from imitating others. And this comes from Even deeper classical philosophy, which shows that we're the social animals. So we're not just islands unto ourselves, but we're social creatures naturally. We don't just fall out of a coast coconut tree, to quote Kamala Harris. And so we imitate each other. So that's where memes come from, is the ability to imitate for ideas to pass through culture as if they had a will of their own. Who is responsible for Pepe the Frog being everywhere in 2016 and 2017? Is it one person? Is it even the cartoonist who made it? No, it's just an idea that kind of propelled itself. It just was imitated throughout the culture. And JD Is that guy. Now why JD JD has been memed more than Donald Trump. And Donald Trump is a very famous person and a very powerful person, and he is a singular figure in American history. And he's the president, he's not the vice president. So why is JD Getting memed more than Trump? Because JD Is maybe the most mimetic person in the country. That's my theory at least. I think the reason that it's JD the libs are gonna say, cuz he looks funny or whatever. You know, he's got a. He's got mutton chops. He doesn't really have mutton chops. He's got like a big beard, you know, and no, that's not why. It has nothing to do with how he looks. JD Looks relatively unremarkable, pretty good looking guy, certainly by politician standards. That's not it. It's because people see themselves in J.D. vance. He can be kind of anything to anyone. Think about his trajectory. J.D. vance grew up hillbilly, graduated from Yale Law School. He was a Silicon Valley venture capitalist. He became a super socially conservative politician. J.D. vance was the toast of the liberal intelligentsia. He had that book Hillbilly Elegy, which became a big Hollywood movie. He was the toast of the liberals liked that book. It wasn't so much the conservatives who liked that book. It was liberals trying to understand how Trump came to power and who all these deplorable, irredeemable hillbillies were who voted for him. The toast of the liberal intelligentsia. Now he's the vanguard of the new right. He's frankly more ahead of normie political watchers than just about anyone in the upper echelon of politics. He was raised an evangelical. He became a Catholic. He was raised in a broken family. He now leads a very strong traditional family. J.D. vance is the everyman. That's why he's being memed. Donald Trump is not exactly the Everyman. Donald Trump comes from a very specific background and he's got a very specific character. And people love that character. They loved that character in tabloids in the 90s. They loved that character on the Apprentice. They loved that character at the height of national politics. But he's not everything to everyone. Trump is Trump, okay? He wears the same suit and the same tie and does the same stuff and talks the same way for his whole life. J.D. van not so much. J.D. vance is the Everyman. Everyone can see something of themselves in J.D. vance because he has grown and developed over time. He's changed his views. I think it's good to change your views. If your views were wrong and then they become more correct, that's good. Some people point to that. They say, haha, he's a hypocrite. He's flip floppy. No, no. If you go from being wrong to being right, that's good actually. That's natural. If you never change your mind on anything, you're probably not a serious or reflective or intellectual person. So he's grown and he's developed and this is what's crucial. He's grown and developed with the culture, okay? His journey has been a journey of the American electorate. Started out kind of like even just to take Silicon Valley to the social conservatism. Started out kind of live and let live. Let's just be really gung ho about the future. Do whatever you want, man. And none of the. Oh, actually, hold on. The erosion of these values that formed our culture has actually really injured society. And maybe it wasn't such a good idea to outsource all of our jobs and maybe total free trade without any care for American manufacturing. And American that wasn't such a good idea. JD has come to these conclusions just a little bit ahead of where the American people have. And so I don't think it's an exaggeration to say, as goes J.D. vance, so goes the nation. And a lot of people, people aren't gonna blame him for changing his views on this because the American people have changed their views. In line with J.D. vance. The same American people who voted for Barack Obama voted for Donald Trump. The majority of voters voted for Donald Trump in 2024. That's why. And that is a great political strength. It shows that he's really got his finger on the pulse. It shows because I think he's sincere in his beliefs. It shows developing with the American people. So it's not even just cynically putting your Finger on the pulse. It's actually growing with the American people. It makes them a very, very strong politician. There's so much more to say. First, though, go to Lumen Me Knowles. Lumen is the world's first handheld metabolic coach. You just breathe into it first thing in the morning. You will know exactly what's going on with your metabolism, whether you're burning fats or carbs based on your measurements. Lumen creates a personalized nutrition plan just for you. You can also breathe into it before and after workouts and meals so you know exactly what's going on in your body in real time. And Lumen will give you tips to keep you on top of your health game. Now, for those of you who've not already given up on your New Year resolutions, this is a great way to keep up on them. Your metabolism is your body's engine, powers everything you do. 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While the media, including this publication, has been chattering about Gen Z and millennials scaling back on alcohol, many of us have missed that older generations are bucking the trend. Many baby boomers are turning baby boozers. I like that line. They're hitting retirement, have savings to spend, and they're enjoying a little victory lap accompanied by a glass of wine or three. So the way that they came to these numbers is based on an analysis of credit card spending by bank of America. Now, some people will say that the zoomers and the millennials are boozing less cause they're doing other things like smoking pot and whatever, vaping. And I guess that's true, though the boomers have definitely smoked their share of the sin spinach over the years. So I don't know that that totally explains it. I have an explanation. Just like I have an explanation for why JD is being mem than anyone else in American history. The reason that the zoomers and the millennials are boozing less than the boomers in Gen X. The reason that they're going on sober dates, for instance. The reason. This isn't included in the Business Insider report, but it ties into a report that we talked about last week that zoomers are much less likely to engage in one night stands. Something like a quarter of zoomers have friends who regularly engage in one night stands compared to 75% of millennials. So you're seeing this drop within one generation. The reason for that is everything old is new again. It's the 80s with a twist. And it's hip to be square. That's why. But because fashion comes in cycles, politics comes in cycles. It's not exactly a repeat. History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme. We are in the new version of the 80s. It is hip to be square. Zinn, those little nicotine pouches, that's the new Coke. Trump is the new reag. We're back. That's why, if you wanna understand it, just recognize we're living in kind of the 80s with it's not exactly the same, it's a little bit weirder, it's A little bit crazier. You can't predict everything, but that's it. Hippie, dippy, loosey, goosey. If it feels good, do it. Obama era over. When the millennials came of age over flower child Boomer, let's put little daffodils in the rifles and it's the age of Aquarius. Boomer era over. We are fully back in, dialing in, dressing normal, not being a total degenerate hedonist. We're gonna make America great again. We're gonna have priorities. We're gonna form families. Trad wives are in. Promiscuity is out. Trad wives are in. It's hip to be square. That's what's going on. It really is that simple. Okay. Because we'd gone so far in the other direction, everyone realized it was making them miserable. One in five women was hooked on antidepressant pills. Children, teenagers, were getting hooked on these depression drugs. People are trying to deal with their unhappiness by going so far as to mutilate their bodies and sterilize themselves and chop their gonads off. And it's just, it got really, really crazy. And the poison of subjectivism had just reached levels of toxicity that we could no longer tolerate. So we're giving up the drugs that alter our state of mind toward fantasy and laziness. And now the drug of choice is nicotine. It's back. And our politicians of choice are not the weird hippie dippy people who wanna dismantle the country and deconstruct everything. It's Trump. It's cool, man. It's cool. I like that. That's good news. Now, speaking of the Trumps, Donald Trump Jr. Has just distinguished himself even further. The guy's got a lot of feathers in his cap throughout his career and he's been an important political figure in the Donald Trump senior political ascendancy. But he gets a new feather in his cap for the funniest answer to a liberal media request that has ever been given. Mediaite. Liberal media outlet asked Trump Jr. If he was gonna run for president in 2028. They had this report based on all sorts of sources from around the Trump family that Don Jr. Was planning a 2028 presidential run. In fact, I just. This is the preface. Three high level sources told Mediaite that Donald Trump Jr. The eldest son and an omnipresent MAGA evangelist across the Internet, is seriously considering a run for president in 2028. Trump Jr. Denied he's considering a run for 2028. In a statement to Mediaite. I would now like to read you this statement verbatim. I accurately predicted that my buddy JD Would be an instant power player in national GOP politics. So your theory is that I worked my ass off to help him get the VP nomination because I want to run for president in 2028? Are you effing retarded? I'm actually glad you're printing this B.S. he says the whole word. Because at least now the rest of the press corps will see how s h I t t y your sources are and how easily you are played by them. Congrats, moron. Are you effing retarded? That response to a liberal media request will never be topped. It is not possible. We all, all of us in conservative politics, we get requests from liberal media outlets for comment on occasion, more than on occasion these days. We get them frequently. And, you know, you sometimes say, are you kidding me? That's crazy. You're totally off base here. You don't understand. But are you effing retarded? I don't know how to be that. That's from the President's son. It's evidence that he probably would be a quite good presidential candidate. But I take him at his word. He says he's not gonna run in 2028. I have no reason to believe. Had I not seen this media report, I wouldn't have bet on Trump Jr. Running in 2028. Though the fact that they raise it does point out to me he probably could do pretty well. He might get the nomination. I don't know. He's a very popular figure. He's very politically plugged in. He has been influential in the Trump administration. To his point, he was instrumental in securing the VP nomination for JD Vance, which also to his point, goes to show he's probably not looking at the job for himself. If he picks a guy as strong as J.D. vance to be the VP, he recognizes he's setting that guy up to be the president next time. And Don Jr. Is doing all sorts of stuff in the private sector and, you know, having a. Having a good time of it. However, I don't know. He could do pretty well. He knows how to handle the press. Are you effing retarded? I don't know. That's a new level. Good luck beating that now. Speaking of things that are not the wisest, I'll clean up that word. We try to be a little more delicate and diplomatic on this show. Speaking of things that are not the wisest, Stacey Abrams has just explained a $2 million sorry, $2 billion climate change graft that she was involved in. She went on. Also speaking of the liberal media, she goes on. MSNBC is asked a softball question by Chris Hayes about this $2 billion climate change graft that President Trump alleged during his joint session address that she was involved in. She knows this question's coming. She's got to be prepared to answer this question. She's got to be prepared to defend the program. Right? Here's her defense. $1.9 billion to recently created decarbonization of Holmes committee headed up. And we know she's involved. Just at the last moment. The money was passed over by a woman named Stacey Abrams. Have you ever heard of her?
