Michael Knowles (3:46)
You just brokered this tenuous piece. Look, I don't know how conscious Trump is of his excellent, obviously insanely successful political strategy that is undeniable at this point, even for all the haters. But even if he's not totally conscious of it, the fact that he just keeps doing it for 10 years straight shows you it's a pretty good strategy. What this post does is reestablish three things. First, the post re establishes tonal balance. Two days ago, President Trump was walking to Marine One and the reporters asked him about Iran and Israel breaking the ceasefire. And he got real angry, real visibly angry. He wasn't telling jokes. He said, these countries don't know what the f they're doing. He really was serious. But Trump needs to have a little balance. He needs to have that levity. Trump is a standup comedian in many ways. Trump has that gift that Ronald Reagan had, which is opening with a joke. He, he disarms people. And so he's gotta reestablish that balance by posting the bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb on Iran. He's funny again, he's light again. Second thing that the post re establishes is ideological balance. Because Trump was being hit from the right, not just from the libs, but from the right. Over this mission in Iran, you had people, very serious voices on the right, saying that Trump was no better than George Bush and he was gonna get us bogged down in a forever. And he was risking American troops when there was no real American interest at play. And this was awful and he was being dog walked and all the rest of it. So because you had this extreme dove position, not even just a dovish position, an extreme dovish position. If the United States ever flies a fighter jet, you know it's an immoral act or something like that. Because of that, he has to mock that view. And so he does that with the video. He's got actual bombs dropping out of a B2 and it's a joke. Ha ha ha. It's okay. We can. We're America. We're the global empire. We drop bombs. We have not only the greatest military in the world, we basically have the only military in the world, the only actual military that can project power anywhere. We have that. It's okay. You don't need to cry every time an American fighter jet takes off. It's all right that he's reestablishing tone, he's reestablishing ideology, the balance of both of those. And then third thing, he's reestablishing his madman credentials. And I think this is probably the most important these Lyrics are crazy. The lyrics. And it's not just. We've all heard the version of the song before. Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran. It's the lyrics. There I see a mosque, gonna throw some rocks. That is provocative language. Gonna take the Ayatollah and put him in a box. The song is Trump command saying, ha, ha, ha, I'm gonna kill you. Or am I joking? Maybe I'm just joking. Or I'm gonna kill you, gonna turn Iran into a parking lot. I'm just joking. Am I. Am I joking? No. No. I mean, I just did. I just bombed it. But I didn't kill you yet. Hey, what am I gonna do? That's what he's doing. He's reestablishing his madman cred, which is very effective. It's helped him in the Middle East. It's helped him dealing with Iran in both terms. Helped him dealing with Syria. It's helped him dealing with Putin. Famously, it was reported that Trump warned Putin, said Putin, if you invade into Ukraine while I'm president, I'll bomb Moscow, I'll hit the Kremlin. And Putin might think, okay, look, 95% chance he's bluffing, but 5% chance he's a crazy guy. He's the kind of guy who, after securing a tenuous ceasefire, a real stop and go ceasefire between two nations, at least one of them has nukes. One of them almost had nukes. Two nations who hate each other more than any other nations on Earth. I got the ceasefire. I completed the mission, got the ceasefire. And you know what I'm do? I'm going to take my finger and rub it right in their wound. Yeah. I'm going to take some salt and rub it in there, too. I'm going to kill you, Ayatollah. Just kidding. Am I kidding that? That is very effective. And it reminds me of an ancient anecdote. Some people are going to look at this, they're going to say, this is not how statesmen believe. This is not how statesmen behave. This is not. This is so shameful. George Bush, Bill Clinton, Barack Obama. Joe Biden would never do that. Yeah, okay. There's a temptation to say that posting this kind of video is modern or postmodern even. No, this goes back to classical antiquity. It reminds me of a story about Julius Caesar. This comes to us from Plutarch's parallel lives. The year is 75 BC. Julius Caesar is on his way to study oratory at Rhodes, and he's captured by Cilician pirates. So they capture Caesar and They caesar's, you know, 25. He's not a commander. He's not a big political leader yet. And they say, okay, we're gonna set the ransom at 20 talents. And what does Caesar do? Does he coward. Does he say, oh, please. Does he throw himself on the mercy of the pirates? Please, no. Please, let me. Does he haggle with them? No. He mocks them. He laughs at them. And he says, you idiots. You don't even know who you have. I'm a Roman nobleman. You should set the. You should set the ransom at 50 talents. You think I'm only worth 20? I'm worth 50. Then he sends his entourage back to Miletus to go get the money. And for 38 days, he's captive, but he doesn't behave like a captive. He decides he's gonna order these guys around. He starts bossing the pirates around. He starts reciting speeches of his. And he's gone to study oratory. He recites poetry that he's written. And when the pirates don't get it, he makes fun of them. He calls them illiterate. And he plays the games with them. They're playing games. He's playing games, bossing them around. And then every so often, he would say, I'm gonna crucify you. This is all recorded. You can read this in Plutarch. He says, oh, they're playing games, or he's reading. He says, but don't forget, I'm gonna crucify you. And the pirates think the guy's completely nuts. So 38 days later, his entourage comes back. They have the talents, they ransom him. And what does he do? 25 years old, does not command any armies or anything. He raises a navy, a private navy. Goes back to the island. The pirates are still there. He captures all of them. He then takes them to Pergamum and puts them in jail and goes to the governor of Asia, who's Junius, I think, and he says, hey, you gotta punish these guys. They captured me. They kidnapped me. And the governor's saying, well, I don't know. I'm not that interested in this issue. And he's vacillating on whether or not to punish them. So what does Caesar do? He goes to the jail and he crucifies them himself. And the lesson. I would say the chief lesson of that classic political episode is you probably don't want to mess with Julius Caesar. That's what Trump's doing here. That's exactly what Trump is doing here. He goes in, he's got a lot of credibility. He just dropped a bunch of bunker busters and blew up Iran's whole nuclear program. The thing that they have wanted, that they've been pursuing more than anything else for decades. He just blows it all up. Then he gives them an off ramp. He's a good diplomat. Gets them to come to a peace. Then he says, but don't forget, I'm gonna crucify you. I'm just kidding. Am I? Am I? I don't want to hear any countersignaling. The bomb Iran video. The bomb Iran video is very funny and it's worth it for that. It achieves at least three political objectives for Trump and it's an example of strong political leadership. We have good precedent for this. Goes all the way back to Julius Caesar. I have much more to say. Lot to say today. More than usual even. 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Just in terms of cost to the United States, cost in destabilizing any region, strategic objectives attained. This was pretty amazing. This was what, like a three hour military operation that obliterated Iran's nuclear program? Haven't seen anything this successful at least since Desert Storm and maybe including that. Anyway, Trump writes stupid aoc. Alexandria Ocasio Cortez, one of the dumbest in quotes people in Congress, is now calling for my impeachment despite the fact that the crooked and corrupt Democrats have already done that twice before. The reason for her ranting is all of the victories that the USA has had under the Trump administration. The Democrats aren't used to winning and she can't stand the concept of our country being successful again. When we examine her test scores. Her test scores? What test scores are your sat? We will find out that she is not qualified for office, but nevertheless far more qualified than Crockett, who is a seriously low IQ individual, or Ilhan Omar, who does nothing but complain about our country. Yet the failed country that she comes from, Somalia, doesn't have a government, is drenched in crime and poverty, and is rated one of the worst in the world, if it is even rated at all. Rated by whom? It's just total stream of consciousness. This is like beat poetry I love it. I love it. How dare the mouse tell us how to run the United States of America. Is that Ilhan? Because she does kind of look like a mouse, and that's never occurred to me, but that's an apt description as as often, not always, but most of the time, Trump's nicknames usually work the mouse. That's interesting. Okay, we're just now coming back from that radical left experiment with Sleepy Joe Kamala, the auto pen in charge. What a disaster it was. AOC should be forced to take the cognitive test that I just completed at Walter Reed Medical center as part of my physical as the doctor. All sorts of random capitalizations throughout. As the doctor in charge said, President Trump aced it, meaning I got every answer right instead. There's actual political import to this, but you kind of have to read all of it to get through it. I am gonna read all. I changed my mind. I'm gonna read all of it. President Trump aced it, meaning I got every answer right. Instead of her constant complaining, Alexandria should go back home to Queens, where I was also brought up, and straighten out her filthy, disgusting, crime ridden streets in the district she represents and which she never goes to anymore. She better start worrying about her own primary before she thinks about beating our great Palestinian senator. Crying Judge Hu. He calls one of the most famous Jews in America the great Palestinian senator because he's a kind of a traitor to the Jewish interests, at least as regards Israel. And he ended up backing a lot of the anti Israel measures, which there's a lot of political conclusions one can draw from that. But anyway, our great Palestinian senator, Kryon Chuck Schumer, whose career is definitely on very thin ice, she and her Democrat friends have just hit the lowest poll numbers in congressional history. So go ahead and try impeaching me again. Make my day. Okay, what is all of this about? What is this about? One, it's very, very fun. It does the same thing as the video, which is intentional. Trump at least at some level, and maybe totally consciously knows what he's doing here. It restores tonal balance. It's funny. Okay, no more. I don't know what the f they're doing. Shoot, I'm starting to look like I'm losing my cool here. All right, hold on. I gotta be funny guy again. Reagan did the same thing. It restores ideological balance. Now the right has just been fighting over this Iran war. The doves and the hawks at each other's throats. Tucker Carlson and Mark Levin at each other's throats. This Restores the ideological balance because we have a common enemy, our most prominent farcical enemy that we've had for 10 years now, AOC. Seven years now. AOC. Okay, good. Now the ideological balance. We can all make fun of aoc, End the madman cred. This is written like a madman, and he knows what he's doing. He understands the effect of his rhetoric. This is the guy who wrote the tweet about the taco bowls at Trump Tower. Happy Cinco de Mayo. The best taco bowls in the world are at Trump Tower. I love Hispanics. He knew how that would be received. He is a consummate showman. He was the top rated guy in network primetime TV for like 15 years. It's not an accident. The Trump haters, the best they can muster at this point is, well, it's all just an accident. He's just accidentally really good at all this stuff. Okay, man, sure. Whatever helps you sleep at night. Whatever helps you maintain your self conception. Having been wrong about the Trump admin for 10 years now, it restores the madman stuff, man. Maybe this guy's really crazy. And if he's really crazy, maybe I better tread lightly. Really funny stuff. Also on the charge, though, it triggered AOC because AOC responds and she goes, also, I'm a Bronx girl. You should know that we eat Queens boys for breakfast. Respectfully, I'm a Bronx girl. She's not. I have a little insight into this because AOC and I. AOC is maybe a year or two older than me. AOC and I were raised in almost exactly the same place at almost exactly the same time, and it wasn't the Bronx. AOC is. She grew up in a town called Yorktown Heights. It's a very nice little town. I grew up. It's a suburb about an hour, a little more than an hour north of the city. I grew up in the town right next door. You can see it on a map right next door. It's called Bedford Hills. The irony is that AOC actually grew up in a slightly wealthier and whiter suburb than I did. But place I grew up was lovely too. And it was about an hour north. So if you look on a map, if you're watching this right now, you can see the red circle. That's AOC's town that she grew up in. The blue circle is my town that I grew up in. And then that circle all the way down at the bottom of the map in black, that would be the Bronx. She ain't Jenny from the block, okay? She's Alexandria from the burbs, which is fine. The suburbs are great. But AOC has gotten in trouble for years lying about this. And it's so silly. And because I. Oddly enough, AOC and I actually have very similar life circumstances, even family matters. And it's kind of interesting, but I have a lot of insight into how she grew up. And she didn't grow up on the streets. Okay? I spent a lot of time in the Bronx, too. Cause I'd go to the Bronx, to the Italian section, to go grocery shopping on the weekends. So I like the Bronx, but I didn't grow up in the Bronx. And she didn't grow up in the Bronx either. And she ain't Jenny from the block, and so she seems like a fraud. The funny thing is, Trump actually did grow up in Queens. He was a rich kid. He's been a rich kid all his life. But Donald Trump has much more in common with the average guy on the street in Queens or the Bronx than AOC from the fancy northern Westchester suburbs does. And that helps him. And it's the reason why his tweets hit like that. And AOC's, you know, we eat you Queens boys for breakfast. That's such a northern Westchester thing to say. That's such a suburban thing to say. We do know, actually, we turds are like, you're trying to come up with the playground taunt, and you don't have it because you didn't actually grow up on them mean streets. She lies about that. So she tries to concoct this personality. Whereas with Trump, whatever it is, if it's a show, if it's authentic, if there's no difference between the two, his performance is more persuasive. And that's why he has greater political effect than she does. Now, really, really bad stuff coming out of the Bronx. AOC is positively conservative compared to the next mayor of New York. One second. Hold on. One. Put a pause. Stop your car, sit down, go to shopify.com knowles When I was starting my businesses, it's kind of weird to think I don't think of myself as a businessman, but I actually have a number of businesses back in the day, starting out. Boy, oh, boy, would Shopify have made things easier. Shopify is the commerce platform beyond millions of businesses around the world and 10% of all e commerce in the US we even use it for our own daily wire shop to make sure things are running smoothly and efficiently so you can get the goods. You might be asking, what if I can't design a website? 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